key(odd) edition>newssailing is released go check it outcrystal extractor is being changed soon>im newcheck the wiki do quests and diarys>sailing has killed runescape and everyone in the worldhas quit the gamemore like failing
first for meriipu
https://2004.lostcity.rs/https://2006scape.org/index.phphttps://vidyascape.org/https://2009scape.org/https://darkan.org/Will my real characters on official RS get hacked if I play these??
2004scape won
i hope everyone had a wonderful thanksgiving!
i did not
maybe blood moon rises will be good
i'm not americano theres no giving thanks
i wanna play in the hay oh and also back in my day we had a thanksgiving event no thanks to mod bellamy
>>548109808i'm not american
>>548074234how are you so HD?
looking to join a crew headed by a strong assertive woman who will boss me around and berate me. I will pay you for this experience. I have 56 sailing
omg https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Thanksgiving_dinner
I WOULD creampie a femboy.
how much an account with thanksgiving dinner worth?
>>548110146im a fat old rapey man you can join my crew
why does the eel girl like d3ks so much
>>548110146can i save this image there arent enough leashed pov pictures these days
femboys in chastity *drool*
>>548110304you can generate infinite porn of whatever you want these days. i think you can even animate it now
none of you will fool me you don't want to meet up you are more chicken than Ernest(haha)
AI porn is soulless
>>548110445its difficult to gen pov leash shots without a lora
Porn ia soulless
we are all one consciousness. literally.
>>548109765Why would you play all those awful versions of the game? Holy grim
just use a lora then
how oarswoman olga get out of morty if she werewolf.. jagex! plothole!!
what form do u think the canifis women like they're men when they do "it" haha
>>548110752>no pay2win>no GE>no bots>no gayling>no easyscape>no dogshit updates like zulrah>soulthe real question is why would anyone play the dogshit jagex version which has worse pay2win than chinese mobile games
canfis women fuck dogs
>>548111269Oh okay, how many players does your chink server have? If it's better, it must have more than OSRS right?
wolves arent dogs
>>548111328idk I don`t play any of them nor do I play the dogshit jagex version. Anyone playing Runescape past 2008 is fucking retarded.
icyene women fuck human men
now that the dust has settled i gotta say sailing is kinda shit
>>548111446>I d-don't play any of them, a-actually!Yeah no one does, because they are shit.
i forgot my alch runes so now im dropping all the fremmy helms from 66-67.. its over..
dogs are wolves
>>548111495yep its widely accepted as a complete disaster. Most people have quit the game now as they realized theres no going back. The only people left will be the thirdies whos PC cant run real games and the bots/venezuelans
dogs are litearlly wolves bred to be retarded
>>54811162667 lol
>>548109765ask the private server thread retard>>>/vm/2083374
do you guys ever have that moment when you realize that the only reason you play this game is because you failed to launch in life and ended up being a loser living with your parents?
>>548111742lol
actually its because im too lazy to learn new games
this is like battlestar galactica
>>548111884yeah
yes but personally i became employed recently so i wont be able to runey and post with the girls much anymore
i need a hespori seed so bad
>>548111884you get a similar feeling from wageslaving
its not a fail if you were never trying to begin with
im a loser living with my boyfriend
Should I wear a pink chastity cage if my pp is 16cm long while erect or should I leave it for the smaller boys
the corpse ship
>>548112430ur not actually supposed to do that bro gooning melts the mind
>>548112672I experienced feminine activation what should I do
the dumbest man alive
i'm about that pussy shit you know what i mean, that juicy gooey oeey shit, that womb and ovary type shit, that dick and ballsack you on about, i'm not about that
warm and wet
again
can we pretend like airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars
if its not afk it might as well not exist to me
>>548113127can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting starsi could really use a gock right now, gock right now, gock riiiiiiiight nooooow
is runescape the only game with such bad gameplay that the only way to play it is to do other stuff at the same time
shipwreck salvaging was built for guaming
>>548113505any game thats grindy is like that, almost all mmos are like that at some point some more than others
>>548113642what about torstoling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNXv6tbGn40free sailing movie
>>548113742yooo thats crazy i was thinking about watching that
faladorians be like yes im going to sail across half the world and give varlmoreans and karamjans my sailing technology so they can invade my country 300 years later epic style
kind of want to keep going to 99 but theres no point and it would take a long time
i have battlestaves waiting to be collected from Zaff
osg niggers be like yes im not going to play with you, fucking assholes!
need my staff collected rn fr
>>548109749i started this
1 more wintertold to 90, the end of an era
is the guy who watched no other choice last night in here
im one of the guys that watched it
why do people say that the 1-30 sailing leveling is too slow? it doesn't even take long. just because it doesnt have a quest skip?
im one of the girls that didn't watch it
>>548114936was it good
it was like okay
>>548103581
where do you rank it on your own personal park chan wook scale
its the first of his movies that ive watched so i guess right in the centre of the scale
i only watch marvel movies
thats very reasonable, thank you
when are they going to resolve the mounted glory rendering issue
thanks for the deep dive
why yew seeds so expensive, whats up with that
osrs movie when
yewww plant that souja boy. we can do a movie night as soon as someone figures out how to upload movies to the tube
>>548115441a bunch of long haired boys talking in high pitched voices for 2 hours
crank that RUNESCAPE boy!
>>548115435fuck yews with their exorbitant prices
id watch that
>frost dragons>UHHHH 3 PEOPLE PER WORLD BUDDY, HOP>every single world has 3 peopleSo now what?
>>548115726tag every dragon on the world
whats your farming rotation? how much exp per day?
>>548115826How so? It's not multi
>>548115557are you a gay nigger l0l
I found a dragon gem!!
well i guess ill watch it tonight all alone by myself
got a drop with my yama duo :3
i caught 1500 anglerfish today
ok have fun
i think its good that sex havers get aids and live horrible lives
whats the EHC on HIV?
i told you sleeping around was gross but did you listen noooo
a good day of grindan todayI'll do some more barracuda trials tomorrow
can you stop roleplaying your fake aids scenario here were trying to play runescape
>>548116074>I did fuck a crackhead chick about a year ago. I otherwise only have unprotected sex.you're a fucking retard and I mean that sincerely. gl hope its negative
jarvis can you summarize the past thread in 10 min or less
>>548116074>sticking dick in druggiesKWARB
its hard to believe anyone here has sex, its not hard to believe that if anyone here has sex he also has aids
wish there was something i could do
>>548116460Still Tony
i wish for a lot of things
can i have your stuff before you die
Why the fuck is salvaging so shit rates
because its afk
tree seeds are too expensive for 0 reward, at least fruit trees you can sell the fruit
the reward is the xp you earned a long the way
you can fletch the logs or burn the logs
infinite logs infinite moeny NOOB
jim youre on a rollam i?
How are they changing the extractor?
i have loving rough sex with my right hand while i salvage merchant shipwrecks
its a 1/250 drop actually
what do you like crankin it to
Winterslop is afk but rates are good
i’m at 1600 tormies and still only 1 synapse and only 1 claw piece. surely these next 500 that I have lined up will drop them right???
is d3 really poly
man this suckedimagine if they had arbitrarily prevented you from spending research points on the knife like they did for the abyssal lantern
electroengineering
D3 said it was my turn to spam about him
>ironman complaining about a glog
i dont give a shit about d3k!!!!!!!!! stop talking about him
umm st0ck we need to talk NOW
>>548117587i dont give a shit about logging retard i came here specifically for the knife
st0ck is straight even though he sexts men and hes cis even though he takes hrt
let down and hanging around
d3sisters is it over
st0ck gave me aids after i dds spec'd his bum
st0ck is afraid of sex though
all my money got me 40 snapdragons, yea not doing herblore any time soon
d3k got jealous because males showed up and got more attention than her so she bailed
dont want her to feel hurt
that's what rape is for
WILLLLLLSOOOOON
>>548116295underrated bait
i would give d3k all the attention she needs if she would just give me a chance
>>548118079he's not baiting you asshole
should i mine a shit ton of sandstone for crafting or chop a shitload of teaks for construction>buh buh buh buh buh you can just get teaks from miscellanea!!!!!drink bleach
thats gotta be shenny
i lost myself
if youre going to be so rude in your post then idgaf whether you mine sand or chop teaks
i miss meriipu
>>548118459she is here every day
Ditterbitter (indian) W Odablock (pakistan) L
>>548118541thanks for giving them the (you) they wanted now they will continue spamming meriipu d3k forever
does petanko still post here
>>548118613my generosity knows no bounds
wish i could ease her pain
suppose i'll go load your mother
is vorkath still good monhey maker? the wiki says demonic gorillas are slightly better
merii "glass new delhi" pu
read before bed
Where the fuck did Artur Baryshev come from? He appeared last year out of nowhere and instantly started making some of the best music in the entire game. I don't even think he's a Jagex employeehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCfZJ_l8g0whttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E85Y1PoSs-Qhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5T1F-gFCNohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0YrQwpMDPo
Personally i chop sand and mine teaks
>>548118886yeah its very good
read this *throws a book at you*
i miss d3k *bounces up and down in excitement as i await my yous*
>>548119235i miss her too omg
>>548117624>>548117624>>548117624
its so over
talking about d3 is thread culture sorry sweatie
hytale early access release date announcement is tomorrow
rs3 is the better game
isnt that the mincraft rpg
>>548119578minecraft was released like 20 years ago
never played diablo3 personally, dont really want to either
>>548119695i raped your mom 20 years ago
Sailing makes me hate the game more than i already do>Lets make worse agility slayer and mining
>>548119843no its cool
it suffers from the current devs design philosophy of never ever under any circumstance have new content significantly affect existing content
motherload mine is chill as fuck
john dad is chill as fuck
who is that actually don answer
john dad is close with notorious discord groomer jaycutie hes like the ghislane maxwell to her jeff epstein
the next thread will be better
burning food is an anti fun mechanic
is everyone on forestry worlds retardedwhy are they all chopping different trees
john saved the general but osg isnt ready for that conversation
why dont they just sell an item that expands your inventory for 500 real life dollars per slot
>>548119802most reasonable hytale fan
just alched a stamina pot :/
>>548121191i reasoned your mom with my dick.
>>548121343why
>>548121191im a cube world fan :3c
does anyone want to get married in osms
>>548121820hey babe
me maybe it depends on what ring we get
why does alan walker wear the trans mask
>>548122613he has covid
i thought alan walker was the thefatrat guy
i fell asleep at computer salvaging and i get banned crazy style from cc??
I voted no for sailing but it's actually really fun and I was wrong. There's way more shit to do than I expected and I'm probably going to camp it straight to 99 before going back to other content
>>548123187there never was a no or yes vote for sailing stop lying
cooking anglerfish 'bout a thousand of 'em
they should repoll sailing again...
>>548123324dropping them, can i have it?
>>548123213Crazy idea: sometimes people change their opinion after actually playing the content. Cope
>>548123324be careful youre feet are sinking into the floor
>>548123091free me pls
>>548123519i am saying there was vote saying something like "should we add a new skill" and then "which skill"never "should we add sailing"
>>548123750Yeah, I remember how the polls worked. I still voted no on the concept of a new skill. Then I played Sailing and actually enjoyed it. Wild, I know.
it objectively sucks in its current state and literally has 0 purpose outside of itself because jagex is scared of pissing off a handful of autists who never have anything good to say
sailing suckshappy thanksgiving
i like saileing
more like sailying because everyone who likes it is lying
no reason for irons to do sailing yet so i havent done itsimple as
how long is the kick timeout is it because i didnt respond or something i fell asleep :(
just beasted a count check random event 870 herblore xp
dm a mod or something what do you want me to do about it
best thing about sailing is helmies crying about the rarity of dragon parts
it must suck then
bondies sure spend a lot of time thinking about irons
d3k picking me up and carrying me to bed and tucking me in with a good night kiss
>"le bondies" have a magically button that just silences on all the helmie whining onlinei wish
i wish i was a bondie so i wouldn't have to fucking do raids 1 and 2 because i have no fucking friends......
thoughts?
right now im thinking about wether i want to do my aberant spectre task or do something else
my thoughts are that i dont care and i found your post to be inane
my thoughts are pvm makes me sleepy so for me i dont care for raids
sailing really gets my heart pumping
i need someone to pump my heart
what do you call this face?
sardaco has the fate of osrs in his hands
Hell yeah
d3k has the fate of my lineage in her hands
>>548125909can you teach me how to inferno?
can i be your loyal ironfriend
>helmie mute pluginFeels good
theres a plugin to put a helmet next to your name maybe thatll make you feel better
can i buy a helmet? how many bonds does it need
About tree fiddy
they should have named the gryphon pet peter instead of gull
loool like family guy
i want a helmiegf that goes beast mode on bondies
peter suck marge
imagine a little peter from family guy following you around as a pet
which ones peter again
imagine osg without constant trannyposting and actual game discussion
we had that for like the last two months it was just john dad talking to himself
stupid sandwich bitch offering me a chocolate bar
>>548127597nice cope faggot
if you want attention you can just ask
>>548127756what do you base samefagging on? i see people talk about me all the time, you really think i am here 24/7?
remember when we all got banned and the thread could barely stay up or the other time we all got banned and had to move to trash
i didnt say you were samefagging learn to read
if i haven't done dragon slayer 2 for myth capes, is mahogany homes my best bet for construction
>>548127796you are here like 20/7 you are clearly suffering from acute sleep deprivation i wouldnt be surprised if you forget half of what you post or slip into some sort of psychotic alter ego
>>548127867talking to myself can be interpreted as replying to my own posts
>>548127896what do you mean by best? best plank xp ratio? yes. best xph? no.
>>548127961>you are here like 20/7that isnt truebut thanks for the sleep dep diagnosis docfunny that you are trying to gaslight me over alters. lol
always love a good post
same i love GPs (good posts)
ironman mode killed osrs, uim unburied it and sodomized the corpse. Only way to save this shit game is to remove all meme modes and ban them.
i hate john but i hate the posters who enable him even more
>>548128445imagine being as clueless as you
john is it true ive been enabling you
>>548128490who are you?
lmao yeah dude just ban 70% of the people who play the game good idea lets put you in charge asap LOL
put a little holiday in youre heart
>>548128542irons are not 70% of the playerbase10% max
if you told me i could press a button and either ban all the bots or ban all the helmies i think the choice would be obvious
>>548128596Irons are easily 50% of the REAL playerbase.
its not obvious please tell
>>548128715no they are notif i had to put money on a number from 1-100 i would say like 12%
with john we get indian tier (You) bait posting
bots contribute to the economy wheras helmies are useless and contribute nothing to society
>>548128848just because you feel compelled to respond does not make my posts bait. i dont care if you respond
>>548128853Bots ruin the economy
>>548128937so do irons lol
im an iron and i have never ruined the economy
they're going to poll the tool belt next summer, sometime between may-juneit will barely fail but they'll push it through anyway as a reward for one small favour 2
>>548129098i hope you are right. tool belt was one of the things i liked most about rs3
the tool belt will do worse things to the economy than bots and irons combined
think of the shopkeers
>>548129167how?
its economics 101 dude were you asleep in class
i shouldnt have to explain to you the economical ramifications of condensing so much qol into a single inventory slotgrow up
i was asleep outside of class
>>548129238i just argued with the teacher about fiat currency and fractional reserve banking>>548129273i am asking for your opinion and you're telling me to grow up
its not our job to educate you mr teaachers pet why dont you email her and ask
if you guys think the tool belt is bad wait until you see the right-click drop-all poll
oh well id have to check with the rsmissus before i vote in any polls
There are people who arent even maxed going for post-99 sailing exp. They are demented. The skills exp rate will probably triple within a few years as they expand the skill.
i dont really care how people play the game
When are they buffing sea slayer and shipping
why are you asking me
i ship eel girl and d3k
i care about how you play the game
ok well im killing the shellbane gryphon right now is that ok
for me ive 78 aberrant specrtres to get through
i dont care for much these days
i need to stop playing this shit
me too but what else do we have
did you guys have a nice thanksgiving dinner with your families?
>>548130463I'm not a burger
not me no
im not american and i wont be eating dinner with my family
well we had a nice modestly sized bird, a 14 pounder for the 3 of us along with a bunch of sides. it was delicious. we have leftovers for days
anyone vibing
vibes are way off tonight
you say that every night
im vibing im chilling im relaxing im unwinding
does anyone know why that is
are you talking to me im vibing im chilling im relaxing and im unwinding because im killing the shellbane gryphon which is a really simple boss some would say easier than scurrius maybe and im listening to music which is putting on a nice atmosphere specifically this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wglA4L0LrcQ
good vibes on that song but my personal vibes are still way way way..way off
ok
>>548132056thanks this was cool ambience for me finishing up charting the entire sea213K xp drop, damn
if anyone is curious i went from 78 to 82 by doing that, i basically ignored charting entirely up until that point where i just did it all at once
its ok no one was curious
im curious about so many things
i am kinda interested in everything that is unknown to me
im curious if d3k is single
>>548131610i'm vibrating
d3k mom friend
This Changes Everything
you look rediculous
mine is brown
>>548133512the top makes you look fat
>>548133571omg
she's not fat she's just a little chunky
is it too late to swap sailing for stealth camping?
yes
there's just more of her to love
just got a long bone
need me one of those
Dumping my death rune and chaos rune stack on my UIM.:3
>>548134171fuckin madman
oh my days hes selling runes to a vendor what a mad lad!
are you making a zenyte or something
>>548134264Nah I'm just dumping all of the tokkul on crafting xp.
wow thats like 100k xp
wow
>>548134557I didn't calculate shit, but lets see how far it goes.The UIM discord listed doing this, so surely it's not that bad.
>>548134171what do you want somebody to buy em? i don't got no fucken tokkel
why does he hate sailing?
idk why dont you go ask him
yall gettin any rain out your way
just some snow
is that fred highmore
anyone have a comfy route for gwenith glide? dont care so much about the speed just dont want to have to do many tight turns for picking up boxes
jarvis pull up a picture of the real gwenith glide
idgi
i'd glide into gwenith iykwim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnV7dTXlXxs
can someone hold me until i fall asleep
>>548136274Just slow your boat down. Avoid using wind motes when you're not facing the right direction, and you wont have issues.
>>548137243i will
>>548137281yeah im just adapting the route i was using (REJ's optimized one) to pick up a few boxes differently so some of the turns are less apmafter like 2-3 runs its pretty comfortable now and im barely losing time. this is wayyy more chill than sepulchre, i get the comparison though
>>548136545The humor is derived from the similar-sounding names: "Gwenith Glide" (the OSRS course) and "Gwyneth Paltrow," the actress who plays Pepper Potts in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. The image of Pepper Potts in her Iron Man "Rescue" armor (which is capable of flying or 'gliding') is a literal and funny visual pun on the name, and it also plays on the alliterative, corny superhero naming convention.
ong this nigga zesty bruh
thanks jarvis
I'm salvaging here
>>548137619lol you are demon possessedtalk right
>>548134557>>548134859Well um akshually, it looks like it's going to be like 1.2m crafting xp.
its a crazy world lol im dead
nut bladders gotten into the gem stash again shes going big dumpy dragon mode
>>548138417dont misgender him
shes going oceans 11 on the gem shop
anyone want to play arc raiders while we salvage on our 2nd monitors
im busy rn im doing moons of peril
no sorry i dont think we have that in f2p and i have to figure out how im going to ask eelgirl to the osg winter ball with me it has to be perfect
shes going with me
just BEE youreself!
it doesnt matter who she shows up with shes gonna be bent over the salvaging station on my player owned boat at the end of the night
oh good heavens
wow thats freakin hideous you hideous freak
if you think thats hideous you should see our dms
disgusting
can i see
eel troon would let me smash
can you not talk about her like this she wouldnt like it if she were still here posting
yeah ok
can anyone explain to me how current ducks swim up a river
i think they paddle with their feetsies
veryh carefully lol
>>548140045lol
is trawling fun im bored of sailing
idk i havent tried it yet but im intrigued
i dont want to make another fucking boat for trawling let us switch shit jagex retards
dude just make another boat
unfortunate
>tfw no chum
i have one chum
plugins are cheating
runedle in three (_^_)
how could i be like tony soprano in the game like have a clan adn the give my envelopes each week figuratively they could give me gold in the game but like the same thing how do i get this like the boss with people giving me money
gabagool ova here
jarvis help him out
>>548140759meriipu W
wow nmz really is the dumbest pile of shit ever put into the game sailing has some competition
I did a little bit of trawling
I went from 1320 shards to 1996 from crystal extractor. it pains me knowing some piece of scum salvaging is getting some too.
and
>>548110073117 hd
>>548110146I play as a girl but I only want girls in my crew like Captain Ada, Olga and Zarah
for me personally its a raft
>>548111884Every day
I got a few hundred crystal sards so far from salvaging
That needs to be fixed. Shards shouldbe exclusive to gwenith glide. The fact they arent is retarded.
can we not use retarded as a insult :/
That's resharded and you know it.
Do you get more shards in gwenith than elsewhere?
for all the girly pops that havent charted yet do it on a raft you can make a rosewood raft at 90 it doesnt need any expensive or hard to get stuff and it zooms plus its cheap to repair and recover when you lose it because the drinks are annoying but keep in mind its very fragile just like me so you have to keep it safe
wow thank you for the tip i need to chart a lot of stuff still ill make sure to keep my raft safe
good tip thanks i love you
i can't sort my salvage fast enough... my fookin crewmates are slaving too hard
deepfin is so cool it has an ore shop for the helmies that need copper to make cupronickel in the nearby furnace furnace everything is neatly placed near each other and it even has a little dwarven stout for the girls that have to boost to make things for their boats
thats so true for me personally i will be teleporting there a lot in the future when i make some runes maybe
>retard crashes at frost dragons>can stay and half kph as we only get 1 each>or leave to get more and give him exactly what he wants and reward him for being a cuntgoing to do an extended slayer task at jagex hq for this dogshit content
It is over.I was at one zenyte on 1400 kc, so it evened out somewhat
me personally i got my 4 shards in 160kc but 1800 is okay i guess
>>548138283It didn't sink in immediately, but I didn't really think I was going to lock myself into a 12 hour grind.Plus I can't even do it on mobile, because world hopping sucks on it, and the risk of accidentally stealing from the stall is far, far too high.Oh well.
why would you crash at fds i went there to use the f ring to make sure i can use it later and there was one runephew
MNY FUCKING BVOAT IS STUICKL
retvrn to land
>>548146034
land lubbers beware.. >:3
wtf
can you go ragebait in pol
wiki editors said no theyfabs in the game
how is that ragebait
wow im so close
did you have fun?
yes and luckily the fun isnt over yet i still have so much fun to go
> gotta go from 63 to 81 thievingFuck.Do you all think that 63-71 doing artifacts then Plunder for 71-81 is optimal if I don't wanna break my hand balackjacking?
what next a horse skill riding horses we can travel fast on big ponds next should be the ground isnt that the thing? horses next and i will vote no and it will pass. neeeeeigh and hip hip people will say to taunt me while it passes. what then, where from there? skateboards? scooters? why not a fighter jet. why not a flying skill wiht ballooons. it's all gone plum mad asking me.
>>548146219these people are insane...... asmon warned us about this....
theres no such thing as a horse take your meds
>>548147808that is not a trivia to be fairit is jagex being too fucking lazy to use their proper format strings for dialogue or even stay consistent with quest dialogueso many new quests refer to the player as they even though you have pronouns set and they have the tech to format it in strings properly
skateboards in runescape would be awesome since san vansterdam and thps4 both turned out to be massive letdowns
>>548148056omg imagine a clan rushing in on skateboards in wildy
skateboarding makes more sense as a skill than sailing so yeah they can just rollback to 2 weeks ago and give it a go with skateboarding
>>548147992would you say thats a bug or not a bug
>>548148481uhhhhhhh maybe in between
helmies hate it when you point out collection logging lets you have the same prestige of an helm without making the game unfun
>>548148596>the same prestigeNah, absolutely nobody cares about bondie collection logs.
lmao bondies are so pathetic
Everyone here is just like jobless jim
i have a job
>farmed the drop the same as a helmie>but erm um erm it doesn't count because it just doesn't okinsane cope from you rn
im more of a tobless tim lol
day 1 of my job at jagex open up the osrs wiki and search for "[sic]" to find all the typos in my game that THE COMMUNITY HAS ALREADY POINTED OUT FOR ME day 2 of my job at my job at jagex fix them all submit pull requestday 3 of my job at jagex quit
just logged in
playin with my rare black lobster
wow can i see
no you see you didn't get all the resources like i did so getting the drop doesnt count
>>548148801the goalpost will be moved to>you farmed it with a blowpipe instead of a rune cbow reee
>>548148801>Buy megarare and BiS with bonds>Buy supplies with bonds>Buy implings with bonds>"WAHH!!! Why doesn't anyone take me seriously?!?!"
1200 levels of mokha and only 2 leathers to show
>learn the boss and kill it the same as a helmie>um erm it doesnt count because you didnt use poverty gear and prep for hoursuhhh okay buddy sure whatever helps you sleep at night
It wasnt a real inferno kc
why are you strawmanning helmies
>>548149174It's okay bondie-kun, you're contributing to the game by pay for all of our membership for us, but it doesn't mean you get to sit at the cool kids table.
More like the special ed table
>helmies sitting together at a tablesoooo youre not iron men ok weird flex
>>548110146d3cord is not taking any new members at the moment
when i see how many ranarrs an ironman has farmed i instinctively kneel and suck his dick as an inferior
obviously theyre group irons
>um no sweaty you didn't manually pick and spin that flax your bowstrings dont countthe iron/pedophile community have their beliefs and we are free to ignore them
>Group ironlfmao
shut up bitch i picked cotton and made those sails myself
lol bondies will do anything to try to get respect except actually earn itjust go correct your mistake
if they were a group iron the table would be empty except for the one guy who did all the work you fricking idiot
ummm we all have to kill the boss the right way lil bro
>>548149892Um ackshually, the table is used for UIMs to juggle items for longer than just dropping on the ground.
Silence green helmie
i respect all account types personally
I only respect tile locked hc uim pure accounts pvp world only
me too i respect bondies for keeping my favorite game cheap through buying bonds to do content they literally could never do without max in a sad desperate attempt to pretend their account matters and i respect helmies because theyre actually playing the game as it was designed
>>548150586lol
im supposed to believe bondies are the insecure ones huh
Yeah when i see 1kc zuk andy with only mole and barrows kc
i probably have the highest giant mole kc itt and only have one zuk kc theres not alot of reasons to do something other than mole
great just freakin great i wasted all the time charting the seas just to find out that it doesnt even increase the xp of my crystal extractor
What does it even do? If you chart everything
It green logs your captain's log
im something of a glogger myself
>>548151527you get 100k xp and a keg drink that gives you a +2.5% sailing xp multiplier but not for some things like extractor xp
the beer has a +4 sailing boost so you can salvage faster
>>548133512i turned myself into a portal morty im portal rick
>>548151951LOL
I haven't touched Sailing yetis there a good guide for 1-50 I just want to be able to finish my clue scrolls
>>548152170yeah its called guest someones max boat and trim their sails for them
>>548152170Wait until tears of guthix/lamps are enabled, and skip as many early levels as you can.
>>548149064me personally I have never used bonds except maybe in the bedroom what
>>548152290WTF
why does sailing make the old areas completely obsolete for deliveries thats stupid
plarp toa shit on that fang lol
>>548152354yeah!! I have played the game like a helmie but helmies are not ready for that discussion
>>548152215wait, it scales with the mast level? kek
if im frank, youre ugly
Wtf the rates on fucking barracuda absolutely xp mogs salvaging
wow the high paced racing mode with no rewards mogs the completely afk mode with resources thats crazy
>>548149660>the iron/pedophile community have their beliefs and we are free to ignore themlmfao
plus I have not forgiven irons for mta collection logs I was like one of the first players to do that pretty sure back in 2013 and I greenlogged it all on my own but I did not get it backlogged and while I like mta I dont like it enough to go to full infinity and mage book a second time just for the clog
@fuckface good morning ily
>>548153729who
didn't read all that shit
>>548154795i did
whats the point of leveling sailing past 87
finally sailing is comfy
yike
>>548155119sailing has been comfy since day 1. while all these fuckers were crying about making 2k per hour i was just chilling running cargo having a blast
s
>>548155119wtf that is excessively many labelsI thought I overdid it with markers on mine
>>548155527this troon is still jubbly jiving
erm a shes not a troon b even if she was trans thats fine and c shes 68 sailing you dont unlock gwenith glide until 72 of course shes still jiving
>>548155119I made adjustments which cuts out all the hardest turns, if you've done enough gwenith glisde you can follow.Lap one after you go through the very first portal. you do an immediate down then straight followed by a left turn at the rock.Go straight here and collect two extra crates into a soft right angle turn into the blue portal. This makes it easier in a few laps time going into the orange portal where you have to make 4 sharp left and rights when slipping between the rocks,2nd change for the green portal, which is the end of the baby rank at gwenith glide you have a sharp right turn, collect that box on the previous lap, lap 2 the blue portal. I would take pictures to show but I'm at frost dragons and scared i;ll lose my spot
>>548155527Get to Gwenith glide lil pup
>>548111689>The only people left will be the thirdies whos PC cant run real games and the bots/venezuelansso 80% of the playerbase?
just did level 10 doom without any cheesy team items (rigour, tbow etc.)
>>548111689Yeah 3rdies who get filter by the fps at jubbly and prif
By my calcs if I did frost dragons from 92-99 mage I would make near on 480m if prices hold up and it would take roughly 48 hours.
corporate wants you to find the difference between these two songshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsvPBj3rFZEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EV3S87X30z8
The random potion crate shit is funny as hell watching randos just get killed by them like odabald
omghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poWuyVfGDV8
CHATI found another owlmoder
I still can't believe this is the first new skill in OSRS and it's this exceedingly fucking boring. I just hit 20 and I can't imagine doing this shit anymore.
>>548160906>I just hit 20 and I can't imagine doing this shit anymoreImagine how much worse other skills would be if you shaped your opinion around the first 20 levels.
ikr i was hoping for herblore 2 id rather bankstand to 99 the new skill should just trian other skills while i go afk actually now that i think about it but big meanie jagex would never
>>548161296imagine slurping jagex cock
wow this skill is so freakin good
I dont think slurping is the right word
>>548162284>I just like to watch you guys
>>548162216I'm really not though, it's a skill with 4-5 viable training methods depending on what type of gameplay you like, it has the ability to be expanded upon in the future and be used as a requirement for future contents.The early game is dull as shit, I will agree with that, but that is almost every skill in the game.
Is Footpedal + Ardy knight splashing on an alt the best way to get up to the 80's for ThievingI just want my clue scroll
yeah thats a really good way to get banned
use a buttpedal instead it is better exercise and more human
me personally i have the most advanced technology to afk train thieving it follows the 1 input 1 output rule perfectly and ive been using it for months to gain millions of thieving xp while afk it actually would make thieving the best afk skill for the guamers but im not sure the world is ready for this technology to be publicized yet
me whenever i see a post from d3k eel girl papamichael KPOP IS BEST red aura uim shortys despa nut bladder or meriipu
??? ehc day but at least i got a new big fish from trawlingprobably at least 10 ehc
should i drink a mountain dew or blended strawberry water
Do the Dew(tm)
People are already botting frost dragons. I noticed this guy always insta teles when the bot fucks up and he takes a 40+, he hasn't said a word about me 1/2 killing the drqagons.He also crashed like a subhuman. I didn't know Ironmen are pieces of shit who think they're better than everyone but bot the shit out of this game.
>>548165717when we get ehc numbers for the new stuff can you update us
irons really are scumdisgusting
beast i got u bud
>go to reddit sailing world to do some salvaging>xp/hr decreases420 stays on top
over how long
soup actually pronounced hime correctly this time
i wante to tickle your hine withe my pole
>>548166910bots are like 70% of the game, fagex won't do shit or they'll be hurting themselves
>so bored with sailng ive been jacking off a lot morethis is bad i need to find another game to play lol and come back after a break
>>548170591get a fucking grip retard
he has a grip brothat's his problem
stop being hideous
okay
1250 levels of mokha i am getting tired of this shit
wooo woooo
i'm in the mines loading your mother
mokha drop chances are way too rare
finna watch gang salvage n get some xp this is peak
deleted my account due to sailing. genuinely not playing this dogshit game anymore, lol.
>>548174940i dont give a fuck
my crewmates that i watch work actually did ok this time
>>548174940can i have your stuff?
its gone already she deleted her account cant you read
stop posting about barrel pls
they should make forestry but for mining>but the economy!idgaf lmao
>>548175827that sucks :(can i have your stuff?
>>548174940rsn?
they always "quit" the gamethey never give you their stuff
>>548175890they did, its called motherload mine
i put a lode in your mother
I dont like your mom jokes they are the malicious kind of chuddy rather than the comical kind of chuddy you usually see
everyone has a rare display name but meit's over
wiki says to spam teak dining tables to level if you can't do myth cape racks or don't want to do mahogany homes but none of the xp calculators HAVE teak dining tables in themnot even the one ON the wiki
i'm a malicious kind of chud
for me it's oak doors
>>548176835you are supposed to do mahogany dining tables or oak larders
>>548177364cite your sources
why does spotter virginia keep pointing her telescope at me giggling saying 'its so small' im about to kick this desert woman off the ship
>>548177726its because of your tiny micro penis
jakob would never
>>548176774but youre forced to have a unique name everyones name is equally rare
how much would the name sneed cost
>>548177576construction exp is based on type of plank, what you're making doesn't actually matter that much in terms of costso if you have money you use mahogany and if you are broke you do oakThere is little reason to do teak
you couldnt pay me enough to use the name sneed
i pay you a big swordfish
>>548178348
i'd pay millions for the name sneed
id pay more than all you broke boys can pay just to leave it on a level 3 so none of you can have it
>retard at teaks on a forestry world desperately trying to justify his decision to click a different tree than everyone else>"longer afk time bro"i know some neanderthal retard is already typing "based" in response to this but it never ceases to frustrate me when one moron will intentionally disregard purely beneficial zero-effort group mechanics in exchange for the most worthless pittance of convenience for themselves
>>548179034hes based
i hate having to stop the grind to go do some crummy tree run
the nipponese invented sailing 20 years before the anglo-judaic jmods stole it
>>548179034Most definitely based, it’s his forest, you’re just clicking in it
>>548179034prsoners dillema
spent everything buying tree seeds, how do i make money
hytale releases in janurary
>>548181703why do you keep posting the same image over and over. if you search the catalogue it seems to have been done for years, even. you just doing a "bit?"
Remember when that ba services guy who posts here got perma banned for botting
i am gowron leader of the klingon high council
>>548181716sell tree seeds
>>548182267how to get tree seeds
BACKSEATG A M I N GA L L O W E DLLOWED
exp at merchant ship is ass hello?i was getting like 30k more an hour at fremmy
how doable is zulrah with atlatl?
heyyy lol
hey wait i got a new complaint
Woooo wooo.
I will be 99 when they nerf the crystal extractor and I will laugh at you noobs.
What exactly are they nerfing about the crystal extractor and how much less xp/hr will it result in
how did jmods make the skill so abusable its like they didnt even try to play it serously with the mindset of a skiller at all
what is abusable about itits just the training methods they designed you arent abusing it because youre doing what they designed
Which grandmaster should I work towards first? I'm working on getting all my skills in the 7-ish range and that's when I can start most of these.
>>548184131they are all kind of equal in difficulty maybe except dt2 maybe start with sote or monkey madness 2 or dragon slayer 2
>>548184131I would do them in this order: soteds2mm2wgsdt2
>>548184473funny I'd say to do the exact opposite except DT2 at the end
>>548184287>>548184473okey I'll do sote first even though i hate miningI guess I'll just do the others in between CG grinds
>>548184560tbf wgs can be done pretty much whenever
>>548184878yeah it's the easiest, it's why I'd do it first
>>548184561you get a mining xp reward from ds2 and you only need 68, so you should do that before sote which needs 70
>>548184131wgs first because it is recycled rs3 slop so it is actually older than stuff like mm2
>>548185367fair but DS2 is harder no?
>>548186121if you are not a helmie theyre roughly equivalent
Idiots, the real order is:WGMM2DS2SOTEDT2
>>548186302agree this has my stamp of approval
mining barronite deposits in the f2p cave
so is zanik just stuck in limbo forever now
imagine if there was a raids sailing boss and each player needed to helm one of the sailing stations like cannons, bilge, navigatorand each station had a minigame associated with it, kind of like a puzzle
>>548187834there was a jrpg with a boss like that
sounds great i would love a raid gatekept by a 1.5b ship requirement
don't join my cox if you don't have a tbow btw
i wish i had a tbow
blowpipe outperforms tbow some places
wish i had someone to blow my pipe but i was born a 5/10 male
post proofs?
playing runescape has locked you in perma incel status
>>548188647can i see?
Its actually baffling that the crystal extractor made it to the live game like it is. Complete and utter incompetence from Jagex. Surely it was meant to have 60 xp and they put an extra 0 by mistake, and then were too stupid to realize they even made the mistake and assumed it was intended. This would be like if you could train woodcutting/mining by polishing your pickaxe/axe for 600 xp drops every minute. The most stupid fucking training method.
ironmen should all be locked out of their accounts
my ironman is my alt so i would be a little sad but its not that big of a deal if i lost it
>>548189890cuz they playtest with normies not hyper autists that find shit to abuse
99 today
is that you in the pic?
i dont like how her skin has bumps
is there any reason other than spirit trees to go higher
I play on Hdos
>>548190641better loot from wintertodl
>>548190641fairy ring at poh, bondie.
>>548190439That doesn't matter. Someone in jagex sat down and asked the question "Hmm, how much xp should this crystal thing give?" and "What should be the cooldown time on it?" and they picked 600xp and 60 seconds.
NOOOOO YOU CANT GET 600XP PER MINUTE OR MY NEO VAGINA IS GONNA BLOW
>>548190810wait fairy ring doesn't require farming it's only construction i am so sorry mr bondie.
>>548190850less xp per click than farming
>>548190641u need 91 for elite diaries
mbv and a little salvaging
umm, thats transphobic, sweetie
umm how exactly
new northern UIM is up come watch peak
mybloodyvagina
>>548193178thats my rsn
umm its actually mybloodyVALENTINE
watching AI mukbang while eating a hungry man turkey dinner while salvaging this is my life
>>548193389the turkey is hungry for men?
Im a hungry girl...
I want the eclipse set but in 160 kc I only got the legs, a staff, and the dual makuhitas :(
wanna do lunch together
*white content creator voice*wooahh im not even going to try to prounounce THAT dual boppers haha!
you should atleast try
salvaging between bicep supersets
this guy lifts
told my helmie friend i was skipping fighter torso because mixed hide top is just as good and he got so mad he started misspelling all his words
for me personally its hanging leg raises
me personally i live a very sedentary lifestyle
The Sailing cape has the perk that allows players to rename their boats without needing to visit Sleve McDichael. The cape also provides unlimited teleports to The Pandemonium for both players and boatswow thats shit
I am just getting fucking shafted here
>>548196248why does the great white shark not have a 100% shark droprate
I have done 40 jubbly jives total... so far
proud of you
Wheres the new cc at is osg gone
>>548197258osg: chud and chill cc4clan: lgbt and pdf cc for discussing scat where reporting is legal
I've been hanging out in rsgscape
when is gem crab for sailing coming out
when is gem crab for construction coming out
if you need a gem crab for everything just click the x
>>548198047november 19>>548198184november 19>>548198220for me that was november 15 im a factorio main now
no im going to keep complaining about it until jagex caves and makes it easier like they always do :)
>>548198330i wish to see your factory
why do bounty and delivery tasks even exist no one would do non afk activities worse than the best non afk activity
>>548197575Osg doesnt work tho
crazy to think that i have done almost 1300 delves and i am not even close to the drop rate. this shit sucks ass
>7 deep delves
>retard who has never done delve doesn't know that 8 is already a deep delve
shes techinically wrong but right in spirit having your 9+ < 8 means well it doesnt mean your a shitter since at least you completed a deep delve but your still kinda bad at the game
youre both retarded
wow 9+ < 8 thats good math
like meriipu retarded or like john dad retarded
just try to be better and delve deeper
im not retarded im just autistic
you only rolled the table where the uniques are most common 7 times which means you cant complain about anything
everyone always talk so big but no one had the balls to post their stats
the only stat of mine you need to know is that i have three 3rd age pickaxes
wow thats 1 more than i expected
>>548200872so a bondie who has actually done 0 levels of delve
yeah thats me 0 levels of delve i just bought 36 billion gp worth of gold to buy three 3rd age pickaxes to flex on 4chin
>>548201242wow can i have some
i could easily do a level 20 delve if i had tbow and rigour its not hard when you don't need to do any mechanics
lookin for some tunes
>>548201440i am listening to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrfsQR9Z3-0
>>548201440Looney tunes hasn't been relevant in like 30 years.Why is it even "tunes"? It doesn't even have anything to do with music.
>>548201562tune in nigga
jarvis explain what is tick delay simple explanation even a girl can understand
>>548201534me too, now
stamp on the ground doo doo doo doooo
>>548201562can you just post a song instead of being weird
anyone want to mine barronite with me?
is there a lore reason for why The Toon respawns but not my wife nieve is there a lore reason for why cabin boy Jenkins comes back as a ghost with unfinished business but not my wife Nieve
wow your wife is nieve how freaking original
im still looking for a girl wife
i also have unfinished business with your wife nieve
just dinged 75 slayerthe profitable tasks are finally gonna start rolling in bros!
im a girl
>>548202873go back to wow
i'm level 13 slayer
>>548202492they're saving nieve for the necromancy skill where you can summon her corpse back as an adjuntant.
>>548202887hey girl
does midzy still post here
is rsn white_pisser here i have a qq (quick question)
>>548199007consider it an iq test. if you're too stupid to figure out how to join the osg cc then we don't want you.
i'm gonna clog ultra bis
sleep token and some deep sea trawling
she doesnt post anymore but sometimes she sits on my lap while i scroll through osg and we laugh at funny posts
JUST CLOGGED ULTRA BIS
thats huge i had that equipped for the first few days then i switched it for a tome of fire to alch some salvage loot on the 'elmie
>>548204521im so happy for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gHRj63ZOy4ITS UP
this is not okay
for me i clicked do not recommend channel on that maybe 30 minutes ago
is there anyway to tag shit in way thats like i tag a skill necklace 6 charges and all the lower charges also get tagged
this game really brings out my internalized misogyny
>>548204849bitch ass
bond irl prices keep going up but ingame it sells for almost the same as last yearwhat gives?what's stagnating the bond market?
>>548204849using a bigoted slur while standing against bigotry !
i wouldnt know im not a b*ndie
>>548204849what did the first guy try to say
>>548204849holy cringe
>>548205172The runescape economy is more stable than the real world economyIt's just that all the IRL currencies have lost value
she load my mine till i mother
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFjTF3mfEv8
i just hit the high score
>>548206321Wow streamers quit because they lost viewers/money simple as
i thought sardoco was quitting when he got the cape
just peed white now im gonna drink some choccy malk
>>548206858did you record it with audio
classic+ is the osrs killer
no sorry was i supposed to
nevermind forget i asked
thats just great
i should start a uim
>>548207301call me up when you're dropping shit on the ground
>>548203509are you gay?
>>548203385Whatever it used to just be osg years ago
this is my sippy choccy milk vocaroo sssssssssssss
anyone wanna lez out or
i miss the days when we had cute girls making cute voocs
naw it used to be osgscape but then something happened like the character osg got hacked or soemthing and everyone moved to a new cc and I don't know what that new cc is
they were all troons, you are all troons
im not a troon im a chaser
yet
yes i wanna lez out im free now
i made a double chunk chocolate cookie roo and another that i dont want to mention because people will look in the chives
i feel bad for the eel girl shes not a bad person but d3ks has her wrapped around her little finger and its obvious that d3 doesnt give a crap about her its really sad
ok what if instead of do you want to build a snowman it was do you want to goon a goonman and its just me gooning my shit up crazy style thoughts
why do you call her *the* eel girl
im having trouble imagining that can you post it in a roo
because calling her "an" eel girl would imply the existence of other eel girls
i call her my wife
new th>>548210023>>548210023new thread>>548210023
>>54819064199 cape for better herb yields