Thanksgiving Edition>NewsTF2 Gold Rush released: https://store.steampowered.com/app/3826520/Team_Fortress_2_Gold_Rush/New Steam hardware announced: https://store.steampowered.com/sale/hardwareThermal Thruster reverted: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=255953>Official SitesBlog: https://teamfortress.comWiki: https://wiki.tf>Frag With /tf2g/When: Friday & Saturday Afternoon. Check for posts in the thread or be the one to announce.tf2g's Official Server: 78.46.128.115:27015 (EU)Ready Up: https://tf2gfragready.b4k.dev/>Other 4chan ServersWeeabootique: 198.245.61.57 (NA)Castaway: Castaway.tf (NA/EU/AUS/Asia)Konata: konata.tf (EU)>ResourcesFAQ: https://pastebin.com/Svy4uc7tMods: https://pastebin.com/8Q6bzADkPreview Loadouts & Skins: https://loadout.tf | https://weapons.tf | https://p337.info/tfviewHUDs: https://gamebanana.com/mods/cats/1644 | https://tf2huds.dev/Scripting: https://pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | https://pastebin.com/R7V4cN8STrading: https://backpack.tf | https://trade.tf | https://stntrading.eu/ | https://tf2trade.tf/Stats: https://pastebin.com/0yaDyWb4Sprays: https://rafradek.github.io/Mishcatt/Community Server Browsers: https://serverbrowser.tf/ | https://thegabenzone.github.io/truequickplay/#/serversCreators Leaks: https://archive.is/GeYbEtf2g's Guide to Heavy: https://pastebin.com/Y7ZWgt96>Competitive News & Events: https://teamfortress.tv Lobbies & Mixes: https://tf2center.com | https://pastebin.com/vNTDF4eLLeagues: https://pastebin.com/UJ9sDAdq>Previous Thread>>547887076
>>548142159How many niggas on kart? HOW MANY??
This pic would've been a better choice for the OP :(
>>548142067I'm not american wtf is this
>>548142067Threadly reminder
>>548142173we may never know now....
>>548142178I like Scout's mom.
>>548142192Family love and freedom, something you wouldn't understand over there
>>548142305NOOOOOOO
few threads back someone posted “what do we do about the Vipes situation” using a image of Charlie. Gave it some thought. Unironically how about emailing Papa Moist himself, linking him to Vipes’ video? Would give the issue a spotlight, and probably get normies and people outside of TF2 to care.From what I could find, Charlie’s email is Cr1TiKaLContact@gmail.comReminder, Vipes’ video is https://youtu.be/anSdQOTF6aY
>>548146559I don't know what you're talking about and I didn't read your full post but I want you to die.
>>548146559I doubt he would care but it's worth a try I suppose
>>548142305>>548145738
>>548146872If one person emails, it’ll probably get lost. If a few people email he’ll more likely see it. And if he sees this, it’ll lead him to finding out about the Emporium and just how horrible they are. Everyone wins.
Baby-making sex with Chicken Tramp...
>>548146956>>548142159konata would never say nigga
>>548146956we are saved!
>>548148623I just did.
5am after the net cafe intense frag session with your steam friend
>>548149186where did you find this picture of bad hombre
>someone just reposted my old xitter TF2 artwork>porn accountthis shit was from like 5 years ago and haven't posted anything since dah fuck
EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!
He’s so perfect bros
>>548151737Ah hell naw they gon impaled Sniper on a stake
>>548151826>sniper isn't aussie or kiwi but a fucking ottoman empireisthow far does the tf2 lore go
God save the Sultan!
Team Fortress 2 Medic Is Actually Jewish (3:18:43)
Why Sniper from Team Fortress 2 is Perfection Incarnate (Part 3) (9:34:28)
Kill pyros. Behead pyros with the eyelander. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Deficate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in the underworld. Dump pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Make pyros check'em. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyros. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp pyros. Kick a pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark pyros from hat drops. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi.
what was up with the old drunk wigger last thread anywho
He's called Demoman...He doesn't like to be called that just because he's voiced by a white man...
Only when he gains the Black man's voice shall he become... Fullman
>>548151737im gonna make a necklace out of (You). bushman's rules, y'kno?
Why did Gold Rush removed the Gold Rush map?
>>548160657ritcher overtime touches himself at night
Why did Grifter Overtime posted the Furry porn on the Community tab?
https://youtu.be/kcgB5MWm6dk?t=590>there's this petulant, petty, childish, weird, middle/highschool drama where people feel compelled to hate something that I also likeIs Zesty right, do people only dislike Goldrush because he likes it? Or is he overestimating how much people dislike him?Also, it's based that he has a personal trainer now, Zesty is going to start gymmaxxing
>>548162517Zesty is the head of le chud uprising in the TF2sphere, yes people react based on what he says/doesHe downplays this a lot because his audience doesn't want to feel like they're following someone else's lead
Did Zesty win yet?
>>548162517>>548162517>do people only dislike Goldrush because he likes it?No. But there are definitely people that hate things just because he likes them, and there are fans of his that only like things because he likes them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
>>548162517Yes.You have to understand that there are a LOT of underage zoomers on the internet who don't know about any real problems in the world, so they see orange man and think he's truly, the ultimate evil, and everything he likes is bad because of it
>>548152060>>548152119>https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Shahanshah>Shahanshah [...] is a yatagan >https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yatagan>The yatagan [...] is a type of Ottoman knife holyshit..
I like GR. I don't mind them making balance changes if they also add new fan maps that fit the theme so it feels like a continuously updated old TF2. But I guess that's what TF2C is supposed to be. This was mentioned a few threads back but why does no one want to host servers on a slightly modded TF2 crack from 2008-12?
>>548142196Honestly i'm disappointed on how this mod turned out i thought it was gonna be like the BTA of tf2 mods but literally is just tf2c for "chuds" >this is a mod inspired but not based or not a direct copy of any era of the game>mod has some serious idiotic changes like forced 60 fov and forced mouse settings that make sluggish>devs neglicting to hear criticism because "it wasnt made for you"this part is the one that bothers me because its the equivalent of making a monster fucker club and you only get to talk about furries, the only people they seem to want are the ones that suck their larper cocks
STOP LARPING AS OLDFAGS IT IS SO CHUDDY AND TOXIC -you
Is Team Fortress 2 Vintage good?
>>548168783>forced 60 fov>forced mouse settingsme when I lie
>>548170309When it still had players from infinite chan, it's just TF2C but with all 4 teams code and custom weapons stripped.Now it's a complete wreck because it's just recreation of Live TF2, but unplayably buggy that stuck on older SDK 2013 branch.
>strange part: demomen killed
>Want half a Buffalo Steak Sandvich?>What? Who uses the Buffalo Steak?>I do.>My whole life, I don't think I've ever seen a single Heavy use the Buffalo Steak Sandvich.>Well, you're about to see one now.>So, you look at Heavy's secondaries, you see the bunch of options for unlocks, and you choose the Buffalo Steak Sandvich?>Yup.>So what is that you like? The Mini-crits? The extra move speed?>Yeah, both those things.>How long you've been using it?>I've probably been using the Buffalo Steak 2 or 3 times a day for the last 15 years.>Jeez, no wonder you can't frag! You have total primary shutdown, your minigun is rusting in a stew of raw meat and bone, gimme that!*Throws it away*>Om nom nom, om>...what are you doing?
>>548142196Oh no no
>>548176357copecharts
>>548148660konata is not a tranny like you.
Did Vipes win yet?
>>548178140Why are you obsessed with Vipes? That's not healthy.
holy shit mvm updateit's a thanksgiving miraclehttps://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=258139
>548178248>multiple personality disorder tranny tf2g poster saying this when one of his egos literally talks about ZestyJesus every other day
>I'm saving myself for a tf2 mod with autoreload which is 100% accurate to the time period it is made to feel like>If only I could get a terminally online asocial sperg who gets their OCD triggered at one small inconsistency to approve of my mod
Tones, themes, and stylization.
It's time to nerf scout
>>548176357>that 24h peakit's less than half of that now and the pic is only a few days old... yikes!
>>548180464i miss the old sodapopper
>>548178483holy truke
>>548180783desu that's just expected for any game on Steam, it's not a sign that the game died. Look at any game on Steam and you'll see a huge peak on launch.
>>548178248It’s no different than if Zesty won
>>548183470>>548178483
>>548183470He kinda Losing RN if we're being honest...
>>548178607I'm not playing TF2GR just because you won't stop spamming threads over made up nonsense, cope and seethe
>>548184050Based NTSgod Zesty
>>548184241I feel bad for him, he's clearly in his first relationship if he doesn't see she's using him
>>548184050Holy shit he needs to drop her
>>548184050>gonderiyi cevir Of course the Zesty stalker is a third worlder
>>548184165>made up nonsensebro hasn't seen the seethe about hats, autoreload and richter posted day in and day outlook at pic related, some giga autist made that as their spray, went in and thought "heh this will show those chuds how stupid they are"
>>548184672I took this off twitter man it came up on my feed
>>548184743alien parasite hat and max's head are kino
>>548184743it does kinda own though you have to admit
Awwww yeah time to watch my whole team try to melee the spy with the unusual Charmer's Chapeau. There goes the medic chasing him up the stairs right now.
>>548184050>Dates girl that draws his degenerate bara OC art>Surprised when she isn't a trad wife
>>548184640>>548184050Unironically if Zesty doesn't dump her this shits on his image, anyone with relationship experience knows exactly whats going on here
>Made a troon on a custom weapon server so mad that he crashed out for half an hour and ragequit by playing stock heavyYup, this is gaming
>>548184672What are ya’ yapping about
>>548184640>>548185092They already broke uphttps://youtu.be/AmDDWTWLgHw?t=6760
>>548185290That's good to hear, not a fan of the guy but glad he's not stupid.
Is this the tf2 general or zesty's farms thread?
>>548185435First day on /tf2g/?
>>548185435Considering how many troons talk about him all the time here while avatarfagging, when dudes who hate vulture-like women decide to chime in... now you have a problem?
>>548184050adult friends don't give gifts regulary.. at absolute most a bottle for christmas/bday..>>548185290glad he realised to get out
>>548185757It's more the fact that it's her Ex, and they spend time together regularly. Feelings NEVER go away. respectfully she's a stupid bitch/whore.
I'd play Gold Rush, but I'm having fun with 18v18 on MRSorry not sorry
>>548184050>No-no Joshua, it's fine, he just gives me a few gifts *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP*, he, uhm, there's nothing between us anymore *GAWK* *GAWK* *GAWK*
>>548185594All women are queems
>>548184050https://x.com/Zesty_Jesus/status/1994478283833197034>it's real and he deleted itOh shit nigger what the fuck are you doing. Obviously don't date a girl if she still has her ex in her life. It generally takes 5-10 years to get over a serious, long-term relationship, and sometimes people never do. That girl was using him clear as day. Seriously you need to take Islamic levels of precaution when it comes to sluts.
>>548184050why the FUCK would you post this publicly on your twitter... when you could google this situation or ask anonymously on some website or ANYTHING ELSE DUDE
>>548186128NTRsty lurks this thread and read this btw
>First Dane>Now ZestyIs becoming a tf2ber a direct pipeline to cuckoldry?
>>548186128>>548186780you guys are weird tho, most people in here in good faith want him to dump the whore meanwhile you're pornbraining ur fantasies
kek what a cuck
>>548187056Yes. I'm addicted to NTR pornography and take pleasure in seeing my fantasies realized with my favorite tf2uber as the victim- err, star...
Can't wait to bring up this latest e-celeb drama at the next castaway session.
>>548187392at least you're honest! have a good one cuck!
>have a good one cuck!/tf2g/ said this to Zesty.
>>548187042I mean technically Zesty was the one cucking her "ex" boyfriend.
>>548187589he dumped his gf, you're still hiding behind irony while admitting you're a cuck tho...
>>548187056He already dumped herIt should be clear to anyone that if your gf is regularly spending time with her ex and he's giving her "gifts" repeatedly then she's still thinking about him (at least, who knows if anything else happens) and should dump her immediately, NOT go ask Xitter of all places for advice, genuinely what was he thinkingI don't know the timeline but considering Zesty was in Japan I'm sure she didn't stop seeing him
>>548187686Technically?
>>548187686If she keeps going back to her ex that makes zesty the sucker
>>548187686nigga he dumped her, which is good. but in no way is being lead on while she's still getting it from her EX in anyway a winning scenario.
Why does /tf2g/ keep talking about Zesty Jesus?
>>548188668I really don't know.
>>548188668He's our hero. When Zesty wins, we all cheer him on. When he takes a hit, we all wince. He is... the champion of /tf2g/, a relentless fighter who'll carry TF2 back from the gates of hell, who'll endure countless personal sacrifices for the sake of the game he loves...
>>548188793You talk about zesty more than anyone big man...
>>548188668There is nothing new with tf2 unless you count the mod (which is tf2 with no new content)>>548187686Kayoko footjob ugoira
>>548187589kek
It's time to go back to September 10, 2007
>Dane gets his gf stolen>Zesty gets cheated onAnd what does Mechawreck get? Childrenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJApc2T54_o
am i crazy or os there a way in gold rush to equid instantly a weapon, like everytime i try it need to pull up the side hud and i need to primary fire to select choice it's cluncky and idk how to remedy it
>>548188823I don't even watch him.
>>548189074mechawreck won bigly
just got kicked from a server because i was sexually harassing some tranny medic on my team and then called someone a nigger. this game and its community is so fucking soft
>>548188668he's the heckin' based chuderino tf2 personality, so all the ebin edgelords have to suck his dick constantly to show they're one of the cool kids
>>548189218That's why you touch yourself at night to anime.
>>548189074The lion does not concern himself with girls over 18
>>548189074monkey, mechawreck, aar, is there a fourth for the mount rushmore of pedo tf2bers?
>>548189735Zesty Jesus
>>548188823WE ARE ZESTY JAYYYYYWE'LL CARRY THE GAMEEEEWE'LL FIGHT FOR QUICKPLAYWE'LL HONOR HIS NAMEEEE
>>548189432an iwara edge sesh before sleep is peak
>>548189735RobTheAwsm
>>548189432I would never touch myself to anime.
>>548187840>>548188087>>548188190I know, he misread the situation. Zesty saw romantic interest in a whore and almost got netorared. But he could've flipped the tables by treating her accordingly.>>548188668ZestyJesus is basically a symbol of masculinity, he's 7 feet tall, he's a scientist, he opposes transgenderism and other postmodern values. That's why it's a big shock to see him becoming another victim of w*men.
>>548190161Would you ever touch yourself?
>>548189735SolarLight, but you guys are not ready to hear about that one
>>548190220Of course I have.
>>548190185>he's a scientistProof?Also he plays Team Fortress 2 for a living, so of course he would become a victim of women.
>>548190654He's a geologist.
>548190185alright you're a retarded faggot
>>548191460Source?
>>548190654He's a geologist (rock scientist)https://www.linkedin.com/in/joshua-edgington-57334b190
>>548191629>edgingtonHe does this when...
>>548191629>edgington...
>>548190654Zesty works in the field of seismology and geology, which are natural sciences, that makes him a scientist. From what I understand, he uses predictive models for earthquakes, based on soil mechanics other than shear and compression.>>548191552All you ever do is make low-effort shitposts, you don't contribute anything to this general
Zenomite walked so Zesty could run
>548191820>unironically saying this while posting low quality off topic postssee >>548191552
the LOVE QUEST continues
>>548191820you really do slobber all over that eceleb epenis
maybe next time i shouldnt be ironic while i post
>>548191825how can you not find shotguns fun this has to be either rage bait or someone that only plays the latest comp shooters
>>548188793Egg making sex with... Whatever this thing is.
>>548184050She doesn't love you.
>>548194859Her name is Witch and she’s from PuyoPuyo.
>>548184050>people make fun of him because of this tweetI feel bad for him but damn this one's entirely his fault.
>>548156975Fuck pyros. Get head from pyros. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Camp in the same tent with pyros. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Give pyros your hat drops in exchange for sex. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
>>548197778this butt oppailivia
>>548194859Stop making these posts.
>>548194859Keep making these posts.
>>548197229The people making fun of him aren't really human, they can't even empathize... Forget if they've ever had an actual relationship and know what it's like when the person who lead you on was basically using you as a rebound.When you realize they're people who hate humanity, it all makes sense.
>>548200106I’ll banter Zesty’s name and all that but relationship problems like this is where I draw the line.Maybe it is poor judgment to ask Twitter users with his name but the mental turmoil relationships can bring, especially this type of scenario, will make me overlook the fact because there are deep lifelong problems that can occur here that are way more important than momentary embarrassment.
>>548200519Being a cuckold is only a problem if you let it, maybe he enjoyed it, thus not making it a problem.
>>548197778the proportions on the fempyro model always looked shit to me.bbl tier ass and bimbo tits, what sort of gooner enjoys this mod?
>>548200519I think it's just his way of coping, he wanted insight on a situation he has no idea how to deal with. He's an annoying faggot but at least I can get what he's going through and give him what he deserves in this scenario and that is the truth: She's for the stress, and that i'm sorry man.
>>548200878It's okay to be gay anon
>>548200878porn addicts, you literally answered it.
>>548200878>mod bad because... proportions exaggerated you mean like every single character in the game?
>>548201093>all exaggeration is good even when its done poorlyspoken like a tasteless cumbrain
>>548201197that's not what I said you're trying to fault it for being exaggerated when the whole game is exaggerated get your head out of your ass retard
>>548200878TF generally has realistic proportions, with slightly exaggerated aspects to emphasize certain areas.
>>548201197cook that faggot anon
>>548201350>TF generally has realistic proportions>slightly exaggerated
>>548200106>you are literally inhuman if you think it's funny that he got cheated on by a mentally ill e-girl that draws anime porn! nobody could see that coming! could happen to literally any of us!maybe you but i have a brain
>>548201197>>548201416samefag
>>548201325exaggerating for aesthetic and readability purposes != exaggerating to stimulate arousal fempyro doesnt have the same aesthetic appeal as the mercs and youre a retard for trying to use this as an argument
>>548201515nah, i just hate porn addicts; he cooking you blud
>>548200519>drawing the line on internet banterfor what purpose? the internet hate machine has no breaks. if he doesn't want people making fun of him why bring it up at all?
>>548201523>fempyro doesnt have the same aesthetic appeal as the mercswhy not?
>>548201523>exaggerating for aesthetic and readability purposes != exaggerating to stimulate arousalHave you ever considered that both can be true? You can't have a skinny bitch on pyro's model because he's bottom heavy and wide, fempyro is bottom heavy and wide to match the original hitboxes and silhouette. You're retarded for thinking those are mutually exclusive
>>548201585ok samefag
>>548201523>trying to get through to our porn addict schizo about what is good design with TF2 vs fanfiction porn insertsbrave man
>NOOO YOU CAN'T HAVE BIG TITS AND ASS IN TF2 NOOOlmao
>>548201684>why notsee >>548200878>>548201692again missing the point. fempyro isnt bad because its exaggerated, its bad because it looks like anatomical diarrhea and doesnt match the game's style in the slightest>>548201902zarya looks good because she was designed by a proper artist and not a porn addict
>>548201813there's more than one person laughing at you for being retarded, schizo
>>548201902Zhana is a good character and designed well, fempyro is unironically just some porn addicts ideal wombman fetish goon material lol
>>548201969>see [subjective opinion]ok
>>548201969>zarya looks good because she was designed by a proper artist and not a porn addictYou don't even know her name. Go back to Overwatch, tourist.>>548202024She has the EXACT same proportions as fempyro and is even wearing a skintight latex suit, thanks for proving your hypocrisy.
>>548201969>fempyro isnt bad because its exaggerated, its bad because it looks like anatomical diarrheaYou can't use an opinion to discredit something.
>>548202084>top heavy woman (built like her brother)You're so delusional this is why i said the other guy is brave for trying to humor you with the reality of your addiction. You're simply not ready to quit it.
>>548202084>She has the EXACT same proportions as fempyrooh no he's actually retarded
>>548202238>(built like her brother)She has an hourglass waist, isn't fat, and doesn't have tiny stubby legs like Heavy.You are the actual one that is delusional here.>>548202284retard
>>548202238>>548202284delusional retard tried to discredit a woman for not fitting by having big tits and ass, is now pretending a woman with big tits and ass is fine because this one is official KEK
>>548202536Again, you're addicted to wanking it to fictional characters. She does not have exaggerated proportions like you claim. You're delusional, calling anyone out for what is reality (you're a porn addict) is the real delusion.
>>548202536if you truly believe this and >>548197778 are identical it says a lot about the state of this general
>>548202718I don't jack off to either fempyro or zhanna, can you stop projecting and try having a discussion for once in your life?Zhanna has large tits and ass with an hourglass figure like fempyro. You're only proving your own delusional hypocrisy by pretending one is fine and the other isn't.
>>548202718>exaggerated proportionsyou're the only one that's talking about those
How did BlessedViva keep his girlfirend longer than Zesty?
>>548202847he's already a fat ugly bastard so his gf has no one to cheat on him with
>>548202847He's a normie.
>>548202940He's not ugly.
>>548202825i'm not, the images are not comparable to the original call out post rofl
>>548202723It's not identical because it's not the same pose or even the same angle, retard.If Zhanna was drawn with her legs crossed and the camera zoomed in on her ass like that it would look similar to that.
>>548203168>it's not identical>it would look similar>>548202084>She has the EXACT same proportions as fempyroyou cant backpedal on your retardation now anonyou have to live with that clown shit you posted
>>548203357You're now trying to just argue semantics. I said similar because you'd have to put her in this outfit>>548201902but you're talking about her regular clothes. In the latex, it's exactly the same. That's not a gotcha moment, you're just retarded.
I'll MGE with you eventually, deejay. I gotta finish Platinum-ing the new ROR2 DLC first before I do anything else lmao>>548202847I've been cheated on before by other exes. I'm not perfect. My gf and I are a couple of hopeless romantic shut-ins sappy folks with not much of a social life. Just keeping busy with work and classes. But it helps a ton that we're both normies>>548202997>>548203123Aw shucks. Thanks, fellers
>>548203495>semanticsno nigga, im arguing the fetish character doesnt look even close to identical to the comic character and youre a delusional coomer for doubling down with muh angles, muh outfit
>>548203770you ever show your gf your hobby of gore watching, viva?
>>548203829Yes nigga, you tried to do a gotcha with "similar" not being the same word as "exact." Now who's beckpedaling?>muh anglesYeah because you can totally compare a close up of a character's ass posing with legs crossed with a FRONT view of them standing normally. You actual fucking retard.
>>548184050you know this does shine a bit of light on what zesty said on this stream when he mentioned they broke up about not seeing things to eye to eye
>>548204341yeah i dont need a side by side of scout and heavy with identical outfits in identical poses to tell you they dont have the same proportions (because im not retarded). sorry about what the porn did to your head friend
>>548203829unrelated but pyro looks cute here. cute like a little fat squirrel.
>>548204515Yet you continue to project your own insecurities rather than actually have a discussion. I accept your concession.
>>548203829>still trying to get through to this schizo about his porn addictions rendition of pyro
>>548204643>>548203829samefag
>>548204594>I accept your concession.the calling card of the defeatedgood chat
>>548204713nah homo
why does anyone still respond to the samefag schizo screaming about le porn addiction
>>548204879nice you unchecked the "you"
>>548204896some people never learn, or maybe they like talking to a retarded brick wall
>>548204934you can imply the same things you like to do doesnt help the reality of what truly is; you're ugleh and a porn addicted loser
>>548205063nice projection samefag retard
>>548204309I've told her about the source of one of my fears being from Faces Of Death and alluded to still watching rekt content to this day. I don't go around showing her all the fucked up videos I see, but she's aware of their existence
>>548205118Says you man
It's not just idle bots anymore, the snipers are back
>>548205452the tl;dr is the schizo retard tried to say fempyro bad because thick proportions but zhanna good because she's officialand then backpedaled the whole time after people pointed out his hypocrisy
>>548205452>>548205589Correction: Anon said the BBL badly modled fempyro mod is offputting, actual schizo defends it and says characters like Zhana look like that (she doesn't). He continues to have a meltdown and tell multiple anons telling him it's a shit tf2 mod insults/deflections when he realizes he's wrong.
>>548205425Sorry, but I'm on orders from "J.E." to flood Casual with these new, augmented cybersoldiers of tomorrow... if Eric won't let Casual die, we'll just have to kill it ourselves...
>>548205778>correction: shit that never happenedyou got owned retard, accept it
>>548205778fanfiction babble
>>548201417Heavy isn't actually that unrealistic.
>>548205856>>548205880It's exactly what happened, scrolling up proves it. Revisionists like you always lose in the market place of ideas. Have a good evening.
>>548205881nigga hes like 20 heads tall
>>548205881His torso is 2/3rds of his entire height. You're retarded.He's inverted from how a normal person would be. >>548205950The only one revising what happened is you lmao, keep being a retarded hypocrite
>>548206063You can insult all you want, it's just proving the meltdown after what really happened. Have the night you deserve buddy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_V20uOSkPs
>>548205589this is true.
>>548205425Laughs in gold
>>548205778Why does he love fempyro so much that he does this every time?
>>548206181truclear bomb
>>548206281I don't know why he still comes here. What does he get out of trying to troll and samefag in a general of like 15 people all day every day?
>>548184050And Vipes lost it mentally years ago. He’s a delusional furry vtuber.
>>548206281Unironically (You) have been the one shitting this place up mate. Just go one day without doing your little jig and dance please.
>>548206407kek true though
>>548206181you post this every time you lose an argument...
>>548206467Definitely seems that way.
>>548206467What is the sharty?
>retard le anti porn schizo loses an argument again >starts calling every anon the same personnot big surprise
>Teenagers thinks Zesty is the TF2 Messiah>Said Messiah is a total cuckhold Bros…..
>>548206638Porn is bad, and not Team Fortress 2 related anon... you can stop arguing now.
Wouldn’t you guys have more fun playing TF2 than whatever this is
>>548202847Just don't be an insecure retard, it's that simple.
comparing fempyro to QUEENnna is the ultimate insult
>>548206784The samefag schizo doesn't play the game, he just comes here to screech about porn and post the same shit every day
>>548206784No.
>>548206730Meet the Spy features pornography though.
>>548206882Erm... this doesn't fit the game, her tits are too big
https://gamebanana.com/mods/195368https://gamebanana.com/mods/195104 https://gamebanana.com/mods/195060https://gamebanana.com/mods/625699What mods do you enjoy using? These are the most prominent in mine, not counting my GR install
>>548206921That's cool, but in this case its clearly a determent to you.
>>548189735Vipes, but everyone here sucks his dick
>>548206930Unironically https://gamebanana.com/mods/464963
>>548206996Metabolic don't you have some dotaslop to churn out
>>548206930None.
>>548206996kys BE NICE 2 ME you deserve to be blacklisted by valve
>>548206930my favoriteshttps://gamebanana.com/mods/465019https://gamebanana.com/mods/309759
>>548207248These look epic, I will try them later on a server where the Bison works
>>548207193What the fuck are you talking about, what is this retarded thread, do you even play tf2? Be nice to me? What the fuck?
>>548207397vipes defenders are something else man, best to just stay away
>>548207397The only person who would bring up Vipes unprompted like that and pretend he's a pedo goes by "Metabolic / Be nice 2 me"Everyone here is tired of his shit because he's literally been trying to get us to be his personal army against Vipes for 8 years
>>548207397>>548207537>>548207537this gen doesn't tolerate being lied to anymore, Vipes did nothing wrong
>>548207580I had no idea what you were talking aboutI don’t even know what’s going on and who are these people I just play the game man, be nice to me didn’t sound like a name
>>548207580Emporium members being pedophiles? WHAT?!
>>548208007I gave you the benefit of the doubt but now you know. I'm not kidding, he's been coming here since at least 2017 and trying to get us to go after this no name workshopper because he's psychotic.>>548208043Vipes isn't part of the emporium. The people going after him are.
>>548208007he's talking about the voices in his head
>>548208165That's what im saying the emporium is pedophiles
>>548207397https://youtu.be/anSdQOTF6aY
reminder metabolic / BE NICE 2 ME is still in the sloporium.
>>548208934Yep and he's surrounded by orbiters who defend him any time someone tries to get his ass
>>548208934>>548209021what am I supposed to do with this piece of trivia
>>548162517Nigga was lead conductor on the callout train for faceit, calling other people who don't feel the same way spinning drama with no merit is funny to me.
>>548209286stop playing the version of TF2 that still adds emporium items ofc
>>548209432what? you mean zesty is a hypocrite because he was against faceit and the tf2 ecelebs who were selling out to shill it? you're a complete idiot
>>548209437why?
RED team? More like REtardeD team
>>548209432>faceitDo I need a brilliant scientist to tell me that?Who the fuck wants to deal with an intrusive spyware, a hamster wheel and giga tryhard autists just to gain free unusual?
>>548209620Faceit wasn't a scam robbing people, it was just being hardcore shilled and hella superfluous. But if a person liked to play on Faceit or liked Faceit services, would Zesty have granted that or assumed it to be good faith? For reasons I partially don't blame him for, he tends to get very jumpy with dissent or negative opinions and assumes they're part of that legion, and I just see more of a little dog here than I do actual merit to his point.
>>548210095I don't care, the idea of the primary way to engage with tf2 being casual matchmaking BUT you have to install a 3rd party spyware client like the other guy said, just so that babas can grind points for free items, is an absolute scam and deeply offensive to anyone who enjoys video games for funthe fact you even considered using this as an own against zesty shows that you are absurdly bad faith and should commit seppuku on the spot. also people are way more toxic towards the tf2 gr devs and zesty himself than zesty ever was to others.
It's time to talk about the emporium situation
>>548210424>I don't careClearly. I also thought Faceit was gay, but I also think Gold Rush is gay. If you like it you like it, and if you don't you don't. Does not mean at face value it's all for contrarianism or a middle finger to someone you don't like. >people are way more toxic towards the tf2 gr devs and zesty himself than zesty ever was to othersWelcome to the internet, you put something out there and the comment section will have shit to talk. Not seeing the relevance there.
>>548210498>>548207609I did unironically like the suggestion this anon had >>548146559
NeoDement...
Kylul and the TF2 Taunt Workshop Mafia (54:18)
>Tranny flairs>Pedo HUD>Custom weapon slopYup, it's TF2C alright
So zesty's a cuck?
>>548214118No, he dumped her.
>>548214118he's /ourguy/
>>548214118He's a Sigma
from what i hear the wrangler in goldrush doesnt have the shield or fire rate boost.is that true?if so, why should i use a weapon thats literally just a downside.
>>548214118> Ummm guys my gfs ex has his penis next to her open vagina. Should I be worried about this?Take a guess retard. Guess that's what happens when you have no relationship experience and in you're in your 30s
>>548212462that second greentext is l-iterally the same as the first LOL
>>548214606>is that true?yup>if so, why should i use a weapon thats literally just a downside.If someone is harassing your sentry from outside its range you can still retaliate
>>548212462What? Did tf2c seriously go as far as adding lgbt flairs as the only cosmetic or something? lmfao
>>548212462Gold Rush Chads stay winning
>>548215450Nah, custom weapon server goes as far as reverse engineering weapons from live TF2 before the SDK release.Adding flair with gay flag painted on should be trivial.
>>548214606they removed the shield but they removed damage fall off so you can snipe people with it better
I found someone who wants to buy my entire tf2 backpack for a decent sum of money, but my backpack is also over two fucking thousand items worth. How do you put all of that into a trade in a reasonable length of time, is there an extension or something? How the fuck do people do such huge trades?
>>548214606Anon you literally still have the aim assist on it and can shoot people who are outranging the sentry you dont need that coddling crutch shit
>>548218337bots i imagine. If we're talking a a decent sum for a 2k-sized backpack, you could make it work. If the trade page expires before you can click and drag 2k items from inventory to trade, do it in pieces and have them not accept until all the total trades are made.
I don't know if this is still the case on those TF2C Knockout Custom Weapons servers, but you can troll the trannies by doing the following:> go engi> use the model manager plugin to equip the female engi model> equip that custom "buff engineer" weapon that gives you the big muscles> it'll result in you being a buff muscular female engi with a visible 5 o'clock shadow, looking like a tranny
>>548219060I thought you stop playing TF2 since 2019? How would you know?
>>548219175I briefly hopped onto tf2c once a year or two ago to see what has become of my creation. I was disappointed.
is it just me or there are only 2 populated gold rush servers
>Rallyflag>Exclusive to the Commando. Emits Adrenalin that boosts any nearby teammates while the Building is still alive, but removes these effects when destroyed.The ideas for Soldier's banners existed long before the final game. The more you know!
>>548221362nvm it's 5
>>548214118My girlfriend's ex-BF didn't have correct cosmetic readability, I didn't know what team he was on
>>548221370Where the fuck did you read this(also neat, my captcha had "404" in it)
>>548222124https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Invasion
>>548214118Tyler continues to win
Uncletopia currently has way more players than Gold Rush
I'll tell you one thing and I'm not ashamed to say it, my estimation of Zesty Jesus as a man just fucking plummeted.
Players that grab the intel and try to play with it or bring it back to the enemy base (especially when we're either about to lose or the match isn't even close to over) need to be harassed. Prove me wrong
>>548184050Was that his first serious relationship? How the fuck is he in his 30s asking questions like that, and on Twitter of all places. At least he knew to bail out but the fact he had to ask first lmao
He's less of a cuck than b4nny
>>548223425>appeal to majority
>>548225126>majorityUncletopia only has 190 players
>>548184050Don't ever share personal stuff to strangers in the internet. I was taught this 20 years ago. Not sure why people don't follow this simple rule.
>>548227210Telling people I shove dragon dildos up my ass is funny though
>>548227210why not? not like he got doxxed, he just exposed his gf as a whore
>scout is allowed to have a stun and soldier the best melee weapon in the game but I'm scared of mini sentries and a meme subclass for demo so I refuse to add themHow did WoW fags manage to recreate an entire classic era of an MMO perfectly but TF2 cucks can't get a few dozen items right?
>>548229485The Equalizer in GR uses the modern lame version of it.From the looks of it, the devs genuinely don't know anything about the split.
>>548229707They also get really angry if you point this out to them
>>548229792Richter said they’re “looking into it” (which probably means more custom rebalancing)
>>548188668If there is a type of media people latch onto the "________ guy but based!"
>>548229707You're fucking joking lmao
>>548228389If it's something personal that bothers him to the point that he'd delete the post after, then it wasn't a good idea to post it in the first place. Especially when you have a horde of mentally ill trannies tracking down everything personal about you to ruin your life. This rule goes to anyone in the internet anyway.
>>548228389Asking the question in the first place makes him look like a retard. It should be clear to anyone that if your gf is repeatedly seeing her ex and exchanging gifts she’s for the streets. The fact he wasn’t sure and thought strangers on twitter of all places had the answers is beyond pathetic
>>548230421>Especially when you have a horde of mentally ill trannies tracking down everything personal about you to ruin your lifeI'm one of those, and /tf2g/ is my headquarters...
>>548184050>meanwhile tyler mcfucker got married this year and is weeks, if not days away from being fully vindicated online with Half-Life 3's announcementzestykwab
>>548231065>Half-Life 3's announcementdamn another one? I thought the summer games fest one was pretty good, but the mid-november one was a little better, can't wait for the vga hl3 announcement, that might just be the best hl3 announcement yet
If you are Zesty Jesus a 24 hour Powerhouse stream is easier than keeping a gf for two weeks
Has Vipes won yet?
>>548231360Pussy is temporaryPowerhouse is forever (the stalemate will never end)
>zesty got a gf before mei should be happy for him but alas i am only human full of envy and self pity
>>548231251Tyler explicitly said that it would not be announced at SGF or TGA, and that Valve would 100% just drop a trailer randomly like they did with HLA. November was just the earliest of it possibly happening.
>>548232012His girlfriend is a pervert who draws art of bara anime girl who may or may not have a cock as a commission for Zesty. The red flag is all over her.
>>548232012It’s barely anything to be proud ofThey broke up after mere weeks of her seeing her ex. Don’t settle for fried chicken tramps, get yourself a woman like Spy taught us in the hit short “Expiration Date”
>>548232012No point about it if it's just going to last for a few weeks.
>>548205425Just seven more years until a contractor at valve deals with it in his spare time bros
>>548218337Yes, there are several extentions and userscripts that do this. People who buy entire backpacks are always ripping you off; don't do this unless you urgently need money. You'd be better off selling each item individually for keys, then selling the keys for money. Sorry, I meant to click reply earlier but got sidetracked and forgot about this post.
i like when i completely outplay a spy by doing more than 125 damage to him but because he had the kunai i die anyway
>>548236483Expect all spies to have overheal.That's all there is to it.
>>548232012i met my wife (m) on 4chan 12 years ago never give up hope nonny
>>548238310Mr. Tobashi...
This showed up on my twitter feed:https://x.com/LemaitreArmand/status/1994369271385006357>34k likesThey are clowning on that nigga
>>548232407bro no need to rub it in
>>548241090>orange man opens up about his life, namely falling for a bpd whore>something literally every man on the internet experiences, because bpd whores are everywhere>every terminally online redditor and troon in the tf2 community throws a celebration at his expense (even though he already dumped her)I hope the bpd bitch who drew fanart of zesty and then "dated him," while refusing to part ways with her ex who she no doubt actually emotionally relied on, is proud of herself.
>>548241793It's more about him making a cuck post in public more than anything.
>>548241090>men need to talk more about their feelings>the same people when men opens up their feelings:
>>548241793The annoying thing is this is gonna add the misinformation around him, like in those replies they're calling him a lolicon based on 2 out of context posts, now they're gonna call him a cuck and continue to not pay attention to what he's actually saying
>>548241793Why is he called orange man?
I've been using Zesty to make inane shitposts for eight months but right now I legitimately do feel bad for the guy.
>>548242871Now Zesty will never win and it's all your fault
>>548242421Oh I'm sure, they can make up anything about him. It's just that I wonder about how the bitch herself feels about it. She was enough of a "fan" of zesty to draw and connect with him, and is now having concrete proof that she's a whore used against him. Because she couldn't stop being a whore for 1 month. Literally making her entire gender look like shit.>>548242520Why not? He is literally the orange man of tf2
>>548242520It's a reference to his character having orange hair, and making fun of the way people try to discredit him by repurposing the "orange man bad" meme
>>548241090>gets cucked and clowned on by twittards the same daydamn dude
base scoped in sniper damage is 50, takes 10 seconds for it to reach 400 max headshot damage thus making the sniper a less OP class and prioritizing his role as an assassin that has to choose his targets carefully
>>548246718That's how sniper in TFC already works.Robin Walker decided that that's lame and makes sniper great again in TF2
>>548241793Happens to the best of us that things don’t work out in a relationship, but this is entirely on him for asking such personal stuff on twitter. Why would he ask that to strangers online on the platform he knows is full of vultures waiting for the next Zesty drama? And this time he gave them more than they could ever ask for.It’s like tossing a lamb to a pack of wolves then being upset that they ate it. What did you think would happen?
>>548247048Yeah he should have expected this, asking his audience the easiest way he can when he was presumably questioning his choices in a vulnerable moment, and wanting unbiased responses. You're a fag with no empathy
engineer counters spy rather than spy countering engineerany round as spy becomes 10x less fun the moment the enemy team gets an engineer because now you have to play around his aimbot machine and 2-3 constant babysitters
Imagine having the ego of using Jesus in your nickname and getting cucked like a 17 years old
what can we do to help bloopander's puppet better fit the tones themes and stylization of tf2?
>>548252413I mean it's just a stylized Balloonicorn, turn it back into a Balloonicorn
Is gabber winning?
Zesty is absolutely a fat sperg and he never should have tweeted that shit. Realistically if he wanted advice, he should have asked his close friends. If he doesn't have any close friends well that's a different story.dude's been having issues with women for his whole fucking life, at one point you have got to realize you're probably the problem. interacting with fat nerds on 4chan and having pedophiles attracted that jerk off to lolicon porn in your social circle is not a good thing (I've seen your private discord, the people you surround yourself are fucking weird)i know you're reading this thread zesty, you can't help yourself but if you TRULY want to get a real relationship, you're not gonna get it from someone that draws fanart of you in your discord. in fact, meeting anyone on the internet is fucking stupid. Go to therapy. i know you can afford that Mr. Geologist. Talk with them about your issues. The way you're feeling. Talk to more people in real life, fucking anyone dude.Don't even dare think to say "Oh, no one wants to have a real relation ship with someone who likes anime and video games!!!!" That's a fucking lie and you know it. The reason you can't find someone is because you lack the cognitive ability to not look like a fat sperg when approaching women. Go to therapy. Stay off the internet.if you can't do that ur ngmi
>>548253042I disagree with this post. If I were him, I would not want a horrible vapid normalfag gf ready to dump me over the fact I'm called a racist on twitter. You can find someone good on the internet, it just has to be a person who is genuinely talking to you because they're interested, so basically if you're an eceleb, just hide that from the foid until you know they're not mentally ill
>random scream fortress review gets recommended to me>20 minutes of the guy being pissed off about everything>check their profile>starting playing 2021i genuinely hate how gen z cannot think for themselves and just parrot what is told to them by youtubers
>>548253423i know its a shocker to you, but most people are actually chill with cases of racism if you can show that you very clearly aren't a racist and can explain everything. I agree with the point about avoiding mentioning being an e-celeb (and also never mention you have a gf on the internet). It's just a can of worms that's not worth tackling at the beginning of a relationship.I would still avoid internet relationships like the plague, that's an easy way to get clowned (esp in zesty's case). For most people it would work but he's in a special case
>>548184050Holy fuck is he retarded
>>548253896I still think you're in bad faith because you are essentially telling him to give up his whole identity and community or else he'll never find a gf. That's horse shit.I found a girl who likes me for me off of this very site, who was interested in dating, and I'm a degenerate + not even a quarter of the man he is.Super weird girls who are also capable of love are out there, no one should settle for a relationship where they have to entirely change how they act and present themselves, which is obviously required if he's magically supposed to "talk to more people in real life" (vague garbage, only exists to let someone always deny that I actually tried)
>>548241090>"please i need to know what the tweet was, he deleted it">almost 40k likes (funny reposted xeet has 4k)Not buying it there french faggots
>>548254317Based hope haver, the asshole you're replying to just thinks he senses weakness and wants to see him give up
>gold rush came out and flopped>zesty break up>castaway getting ddosed againChudbros... Is it over?
>>548254317dawg, at the end of the day its just whatever matters most to him. if he prioritizes finding a relationship then he should focus on that. if he prefers sticking with the shit he's doing right now he should stick with that. he's not owed a meaningful relationship and if he wants to get something he should actively work towards it. I can fucking guarantee that this mf never actually tried therapy. that shit really is life changing for the best if you actually give it a chance.>you are essentially telling him to give up his whole identity and communitydawg, are you retarded??? i clearly said that he is 100% able to find someone with his interests. The thing that actively drags him down are the people he surrounds himself with that always mope about "le women just want CHAD WHO DON'T PLAY VIDYA". If he can't make the clear realization that he currently isn't going the right way about getting a relationship, then he's ngmi>"talk to more people in real life" (vague garbage, only exists to let someone always deny that I actually tried)I do this. It worked out great for me because I actually decided approaching people in low stakes situations and always giving the woman an easy out. If you think the conversation is going nowhere, no need to drag it along and just end it. this works and if it doesn't for you, then you're doing it wrong.
itt: internet neets who will never get anywhere close to a woman try to give relationship advice
Why so many Cucksty Jesus dickriders in the thread
Why so many Cuckold Dane shitposters in this thread?
>>548255282>The thing that actively drags him down are the people he surrounds himself with that always mope about "le women just want CHAD WHO DON'T PLAY VIDYA"Can you name a single person who actually talks like that which he "surrounds himself with?" Because to me, it sounds like you're pressuring him to abandon his streams etc. if he wants to "prioritize finding a relationship at all." By your stupid standards, which he has no reason to trust. Why would someone saying that shit "drag him down" anyway if he just doesn't listen to them?>I do this. It worked out great for me because I actually decided approaching people in low stakes situations and always giving the woman an easy out.Congrats, this is how finding someone on the internet works too, you leave them an easy way out. Except, this is the big part, you can actually find people with mutual interests on the internet, unlike being in public where you just walk up to strangers and hope they aren't vapid or crazy.Working on improving your mental health is smart, but you seem to be suggesting he should abandon his fanbase, annihilating what is probably most of his livelihood just to appease women, and guess what. Women hate men who do stupid shit to appease them, it's like listening to a woman telling you to be a man and give up video games if you want to date her. If you listen, she won't, lmfao. The problem is that they don't like you in the first place, the hobby is just an easier target. Team Fortress 2 frags.
Is weezytf2 winning?
>>548257259egg making sex with every one of these
>remember that one time lucid called out one of the jus_bruh's "troll gang" acquaintances botting likes under their comment>go back to check that comment >the comment that "ratioed" chucklenuts's tweet is now down half the likes it used to haveThe picture is clearer that the Seine
>>548257473Why get so defensive then. You straight up admitted at the end that I'm right, you think / want him to go offline, just because of this incident
>>548257667the whole "you are essentially telling him to give up his whole identity and community or else he'll never find a gf" bit is the shitty bit. Only thing i really think he should drop are all the weird people in his private discord.its not a "you are wrong i am right scenario" we are both literally talking about the same outcome except you seem to misunderstand the fact im not talking about his youtube channel or anything even close to that
This is the guy this general capes for and he's a 30+ year old porn addicted virgin with a huge dedicated hater base who's too autistic to realize that the internet is not the place to ask about relationship advice specially given his status in the tf2 sphere and when it's obvious that you're being cucked like wtf was he thinking. Dude's got a master's degree in geology yet too retarded to read the room. This is the main guy pushing for valve to improve the quality of what's put in the game and he's the human embodiment of a pitching machine set on the lowest setting just giving easy home runs on himself. You gotta be a loser to obsess this much over tf2 but you can't be this much of a loser.
>>548258328The TF2 community is full of cuckolds:>Uncle Dane's highschool sweetheart was cucked from him by a Mexican in a Mario costume>b4nny's girlfriend was cucked from him by his own teammate (who now plays Overwatch)Zesty at least had the wherewithal to bail out quickly instead of thinking "I can fix her"
>>548258816the fact that he had to ask and didn't immediately think it was a dealbreaker is what makes him a turbo cuck. He never specified the reason why they broke up. The fact that he's asking now long after the relationship ended makes me think they broke up for a completely different reason and thought that situation was actually okay.If he didn't think it was okay, he wouldn't have even asked the question online
>>548257310By "egg making sex" do you mean you make them trans? Like you turn them into an "egg" aka unrealized trans people and since they're all female you make them into transmen? A "man" with unusually wide hips, patchy facial hair, a small rounded jaw and a squeaky teenage boy voice?
>>548259071no you obsessed fucking schizo eggs are what pokemon make when you breed themactual retard
>>548259071Imagine being this terminally online
>>548259136Realistically eggs do not usually require sex. You'd just jizz on them
>>548259334pokemon eggs work differently
>>548259334You're thinking of fish eggs. Bird eggs are fertilized internally through sex before the egg fully forms.
>>548259062>If he didn't think it was okay, he wouldn't have even asked the question onlineI think it was Zesty's gf who wanted to gaslight him into thinking it's perfectly okay for her to visit her ex-boyfriend and receive gifts from him, and when Zesty tried to put a stop to it, he was called "abusive, controlling, etc." I think he just asked Twitter to make sure he wasn't in the wrong.
>>548258816If you're a cuck you're a cuck period. We're not gonna do this whole cuckscaling among tf2ubers. Whether or not Zesty broke up with her after the fact doesn't really matter as much as him posting the question on twitter does. At best he broke up with her and then asked twitter to confirm whether or not he made the right choice but like >>548259062 says if he would've had the conviction to go through with it and the belief that he was right in doing so it would've been second nature to him.
>>548260747uh... i can see their balls....
>Gooner tries to defend CucksyIt’s over for him isn’t it? How retarded do you have to be to reveal on X that you’re a cuck?
>>548231065Tyler is still a groomer tho. And a subhuman. Also, his supposed future wife seems genuinely mentally retarded.
>mfw I have to Xeet about the latest Gold Rush's update
obsessed
>>548264447Anon, imagine for a second if Uncle Dane posted it instead. This shit is so funny no matter who did it.
Nobody ever complains about demo demoknight despite demo being the most bullshit overpowered class in the game. For every complaint about him there are a million video essay rants about sniper, spy, and pyro.
>>548265643Demoman weakness is that he can't do shit against an enemy who just bum-rush him. Even b4nny requires a medic GF to do decently as a demo in casual servers.
>>548265887You bait them around the corner past your sticky trap, and right click, and OOOOOOOOHOOHOHAHA OOH HO HA HA HO HO
Hi.
>>548266223Hey cutie
>>548265643Not true. Our resident bagboy hates demoknights.
>>548265643Demo and Soldier are the only classes with direct upgrade primary weapons, they are too used to getting everything handed to them by Valve and the TF2 community. Nerfs just ain't happening, even if Valve did decide to update the game again.
>>548269298>Demo and Soldier are the only classes with direct upgrade primary weapons
>>548270071Is the huntsman the most fun weapon bros?I think so
>>548269298how do i get a gf like this
>>548271724you go to a police station and ask them that exact question, make sure you bring a picture. They'll help you good
>>548264318LOL
>>548272346Don't do this, they isekaied me to blue archive and now I can never come back to play tf2
The Zesty Jesus Cuckoldry Situation is Crazy
>>548273652I still can’t believe that he thought X was his safe space, he really is boomer-coded
>>548273652https://steamcommunity.com/app/440/discussions/0/691994126364717021/?ctp=3Steam Discussions is now shitting on Zesty>"Hes always been a horrible youtuber with fans who sit slightly more skilled than soundsmiths drooling crowd, but are significantly worse than actually good players. So in turn you get a cocky horrible fanbase."Leave based Zesty alone. Whatever you think about him, it's cringey to see all these assholes dogpiling on him.
No... That would be your girlfriend
>>548273961You are straight up posting porn now you fucker.Why are zesties weirdos.
>Investing in professional eureka effect kits because you know for a FACT that valve is about to add the strange eureka effect in the next updateDo this.
>>548273961What makes him a cuck again?
>>548275161>>548184050
>>548275330This motherfucker's out there collecting all sorts of tags a person should never have. Dude's really determined to suffer for our sins.
need a dispenser here
>>548277254
>>548274712to make you seethe that's why
>>548273136welp anon, there are worse gachas to get isekai'd to
>>548273961I just want Zesty to be cool again.Make Zesty Great AgainMZGA
haaaaiiiiiiimvm update da yo?
>>548248708>asking his audienceYes retard they’re all strangers he doesn’t even know, personal shit like that should be asked to people he trusts. You’re a fag with a parasocial attachment
>>548248708He did not ask his audience. He asked twitter. You know, the same platform he ragequit 6 times over harassment.
>I AM ZESTYJESUS
What might be the same Raven that I saw a couple of weeks ago at work, came back for some more leftover meat. God, what a precious bird. Almost as precious as my beloved Level 69 Archimedes that I bought back in its Strange variant debut for 17 keys. I'm somewhat peeved because I was gonna retire it at 250,000 points flat, but I forgot to switch it out from my B loadout, so now it's at 250,115 points scored. Maybe I should go for 300,000
>Zesty>wants the game to stay casual (which is a good thing)>actually makes good suggestions for TF2>quality videos too>exposes the whole bot problem thingy very well>kinda slow on the uptake but finds out (eventually) that his woman is a whore>dumps her ass>he's still working on his doctorate thesis about cool rocks from Texas>he's still working outYeah. He IS winning. Not bigly, but winning.
>>548280816so being a cuck is winning as long as he agrees with you and makes videos you like?
>>548280816What does R. in his name stand for?
>>548281298Reddit
>>548281298Retarded
>>548281298netoRare
>>548253896the solution, dude, is to find a woman who's just as racist as you and against the same races you are, dumbasssimple as
>>548281298The same as Kevin R Nash
>>548280729saw a fat mexican that had ur phenotype at work the other day almost had a heart attack right there
>>548281298Richard or Riley, maybe Robert >>548281208he did break up with the bitchsure, that should've happened sooner, but better late than never
>>548281208yes lol/pol/fags will make as many excuses as needed to keep dick riding their father figures
>>548281562there are a lot of autistic black girls on /cgl/ that are more racist then you can ever imagine and desperate for white monkey dick
reminder that all you zesty cocksuckers who are saying nooo he's not a cuck because he broke up with her immediately would not be saying that if the situation were to be applied to someone you dislike instead of your favorite eceleb. you have no principles, just tribalism
>>548282105(You)
>>548282345True. I just want all (You) workshop scum six feet under.
>>548282486easy there lil timmy wouldnt want your school catching wind of these violent thoughts
>>548282345Thing is that Zesty broke up with the bitch. He was a cuck, but no more he ain't. Logical, no? Were this whole cucking business to happen to someone like soundsmith, he wouldn't have broken up with the woman. it's all I'll say, Mr. Morally Correct
>>548282332>white monkeyracist nigger >>548282572
>>548282604Soundsmith is bi tho, he would’ve just jumped in for a threesome
>>548282798that's worsehe's a degenerate
>>548282859>having sex is worse than being a cuckuh..?
>>548282975having deviant sex is just as bad as being a cuck, sodomite subhuman
>>548282738we are all white monkeys in god's swarthy jungle
>>548283206>just as badjust a second ago you said it was worse though? not like it matters anyway since it's a made up scenario, unlike zesty's scenario LOL
exsqueeze me????? since when did you need to confirm to BUY
shounic is honorary white
>>548283306>alleven people of other races are white monkeys? or is the word "white" being used metaphorically here?
>>548283369just as bad, worseyou get the picture faggothow's your prolapsed anus feeling? the AIDS kicking in yet? >>548283461]
>>548283393Too many retards not double checking before they purchase then crying to support they got “scammed”
>euros wake up>thread goes to shiterry time
>>548282604literally inventing hypothetical scenarios to support your beliefslike i said, no principles, just tribalism>Mr. Morally Correctit's just Mr. Correct, actually
>548283787>wake up>almost 4PM in Portugal Huh?
>>548283787yup, you can immediatley tell it seuropean time cuz all the casual servers look like this because euros are soulless homonculi lacking the divine spark
>>548284119They must be NEETS who game until 7 AM
>>548275161he's not he broke up with her, he's just processing the failing of that relationshipthe terminally online porn addicts don't see that and just instantly fetishize another man having sex with his gf tho
>>548285137>at first i was like>but then i
>>548285137My reaction when you realize the emporium still exists
>>548285137scary shit
>>548283991>literally inventing hypothetical scenarios I can see the future. What I said will happen. No joking.
Zesty right before posting that tweet be like:
>>548285838at least you have a sense of humor about your retarded takes
>Still struggling with first base, old friend? That's cute.
>>548286378he broke up before the tweet, I'm pretty sure
tf2g, aka where people post about their fetishes and idealizations of other people instead of team fortress
>>548286561holy shit these people are fucking hideous, both on the inside and outside I hope for the sake of humanity they don't fucking procreate, all jokes aside.
>>548286725Still better than demofloyd, fempyro, steam friends, did zesty win yet, 3 niggas on cart, shupos, and the rest I don't remember
ill never understand the type of person that plays defense for their favorite ecelebs, is that the final stage of parasocial brainrot?
>>548286718he did >>548185290at least 8 days before he posted that tweet
>WAOW! I am SO le HECKIN' GLAD that Tyler McNigger finally can run his Discord CHILD GROOMING RING alongside his man-faced wife NOW!!!!
>>548287054>Asking that after breaking upSo was he feeling remorse? Did he think he did wrong for breaking it up? That's just more confusing
>>548286943>annoying guy breaks up with his gf who isnt over her ex, he is grieving it >literally every mal-adjusted person: omg this is just like pornography i love to consume! time to post on tf2g about itlike come on bro, be real
Zesty, SMASH!!!!!!!
>>548287215He was doubting his decision most likely because he was afraid he might've been acting too paranoid.>>548287054Sadly, our Zesty WAS a cuck...for a time. But NOW he is NOT. He has a chance to grow and change as a person and some other stuff like that. Which is good.
>>548287219the mal-adjusted people here are those that spend their days posting the exact same post in every thread. Literal bot behavior except there's actually a human behind those posts
If you play in EU 40% of any given server is full of AI players
tele took 12puuuush
uhhhh, there's a fridge on mid...
>>548287656is there some meat in that fridge? if yes, then yummers
>>548287427It's like come on, everything he listed is literally on the same level as people fantasizing about porn... BE REAL.
>>548287215>So was he feeling remorse? Did he think he did wrong for breaking it up?Could be. IMHO he never blocked her and was still receiving messages from her ranging from "it's nothing to worry about" to "why are you such a bitch about this?">>548287419>WAS a cuckThe damage is done and people on the Internet never bother with the details.
>Check knockout forums>They're still arguing against quickplay with le rose tinted glasses argument and star's videoThese people really can't think for themselves, can they?
>>548283014>>548283362Not funny at all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plEXE1ZAdjQNew Podcasty Jesus
>>548287897Looks like you forgot one.
>>548288915stop before u make the faggot meltdown over fempyro, lets have a peaceful saturday
>>548288791Wrong. Very funny.
>>548289163to 14 yr old midwits like you
>>548283362>>548283014Very funny, you them mad lol
>>548273961>Steam discussions are saying-Give me clown instead.
https://tf2cutcontent.miraheze.org/wiki/User:TF2CutContent/TF2_Modding_History
which of u is this
>>548258816>/bag/got starts posting more ntr coded characters ever since the incidentA tragedy, really.
>>548289075No, I don't think I will.
>>548290093
>>548289951>I don't understand biologywhat
>>548258816Just a heads up, Zesty thinks you're a faggot and making him look worse.
>>548290282troons think biology supports their disillusions (it doesn't)
>>548289951She's lowkey spitting fax though... zesty IS a gooner
>>548290093NTR? What does that mean?
>>548290535>you capitlized it when he didntlol
>>548290143>mfw the soldiertard keeps feeding me rockets and I reflect kill half his team (has never swapped the Gunboats since he first got them)
>>548290535NotThreadRelated
>>548290535Nigga Tranny Retard
>>548288124The ones with rose-tinted glasses are the Quickplayfags, though.
>>548291017How so?
Cucky Jesus
>>548291648Why do you have a porn addiction?
>>548291763why do you worship a cuckold?
New idle timehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plEXE1ZAdjQ
>>548291805I don't, I don't like zesty but the fact is he broke up with his girlfriend... meanwhile you're fetish posting about a person you dislike... So i ask you a genuine question, what caused you to go down this path?
>>548291893>meanwhile you're fetish posting about a person you dislikewhere?
>>548291953>porn brain fried you so bad you can't even remember posting this >>548291648Unfortunate
>>548290093Toki isn't NTR-coded, that's Asuna, but they're similar so you make a very good observation.>>548290408No surprises to me, I never hold back my thoughts on Zesty. Where did he say this tho?>>548290535Netorare. It's a genre of hentai where the protagonist gets cheated on. The worst type of netorare is when it starts out like a good love story only to devolve into horrendous romantic betrayal. Don't give into your curiosity, NTR can be seriously traumatic stuff.
This general is quite bad
>>548289314precisely >>548289220go back to r*ddit
Thanks a lot Zesty. I just wasted my Friday night gooning to NTR doujins because of your tweet.
>>548292165Genuinely think you gotta kill yourself dog, just look in the mirror and realize what you are
Can someone explain to me why are spy mains such fucking niggers? No seriously. Anytime you are about to have a silly moment they refuse to even acknowledge it. Like for example, you are doing rock paper scissors cause you and someone else missed all of our shots, even the edgy snipers and lime scouts will occasionally stop and laugh or do something silly or at very least wait till one of us explodes before shooting you. But kunai wielding niggers? Fucking never, all they see is a health pack on legs and a kill for their frag montage that less than a 100 people will ever see.You can't even fucking argue with them cause they will always say shit like "you are projecting", "nobody asked", "git gud" or just gaslight you that its all in my head.I hate them not because I can't fight them but because they are so fucking obnoxious as a person that having to deal with one of them immediately fouls my mood.
>>548292451Bit rude no?
>You're on your way to:>Junction>Attack/Defend>"Swap off the Gunboats? No, I don't think I will"
>>548292429that sounds like a (You) problem
>>548292736not that anon, but if you are to post cute anime women, make them be adult ones and not lolis
>>548292736It's not, what a waste of space and life
>>548292375The start difference I'm seeing is an eceleb obsession to an extent that wasn't present even then. It's always been the case in /tf2g/ (I just looked and I cannot fucking believe stabby stabby still uploads), but the circlejerking over whoever the fuck Zesty is is embarrassing.
>>548293280>whoever the fuck Zesty is>Zesty JesusQuite self-explanatory
>>548287656Mysteries science still can't explain
>>548292667when i play spy i take joy in knowing that im making people angry by just running around uncloaked and undisguised and still getting a ridiculous amount of backstabs.
You guys are still prattling about this nonsense?
^giga raped multiple personality disorder guy pretending like he has no idea whats going on
did you guys have a nice thanksgiving
>>548294057I'm not american nigga
>>548294057No because i'm not an amerifat.
>>548294187i'm american and i had a great thanksgiving with my family and significant other.
>>548294262Fake demofloyd, the real one is Russian.
Shut up Yeeze
>>548294057yeah. it's always nice to spend some time with my family
>>548294516Shup up*
>>548292165>Toki isn't NTR-coded, that's Asunakill yourself
>>548294565based shupobro
>>548294456That's a fake
>>548292451>just look in the mirror and realize what you areI don't like to be prideful but I am probably the most successful person in this general. Also, softcore stuff is actually quite fine for your health, it's not comparable to actual pornography. Sam Hyde discusses this:https://youtu.be/L8CnCWA_Sow?t=445
>>548295679Cartroon girls are bad for your health.
>>548295679i wish anime were real and i wish i had a gf who looks like that
!rtv
>>548296221?
>>548291873>Wearing a hat indoorsUh oh...you know what that means...
Can you believe it guysSmissmas is just a week (or two) away. Smissmas in just a week (or two)
>>548297451Can't wait for my annual tradition of>Log in>Get my stocking>Log off
>>548295679>DELUSIONS OF THIS LEVELI'm serious, killing yourself is almost something you have to do to right your honor at this point. You say you're successful, yet humor someone you believe is less successful than you. Absolutely looking out for you here when i say when I say do the right thing
>>548292667Spies and Snipers are depressed raped people, so any free kill they can get they will immediately take it.
>>548287897Where’s engie?
>check the steam server browser>favorites tab cause i dont feel like booting tf2 to check if my favorite server's active for the day>gigafuck huge wall of < not responding > is 90% of the listwell thats depressing
>>548297813>You say you're successful, yet humor someone you believe is less successful than youMost people are indeed plebeians who can't think for themselves, but at the same time, disregarding criticism without addressing it is just a sign of willful ignorance and insecurity.
>Incoherent babble you're a retard, this is why zesty thinks you're a net negative too.
>>548297451Will 2025 be the year of the winter Dustbowl?
>>548297451Wutville fixes....This will be the year...surely...
>>548299089stop replying to the seething anon and post more cute anime girls
>>548299740the one you replied to is actually a video game girl
>>548299821yeah, but the art style is anime-ishyou get the idea
>>548299190:(...
>nearly nobody on /tf2g/ is actually discussing tf2grim
>>548299190What I'm saying is that most people are completely stupid but that's not a reason to ignore their criticisms, it's all the more reason to refute them.
>>548300367Yeah when you're a sheep, definitely concern yourself with their opinions. Retard>>548300326this general has been occupied by the lowest of the low forever, gone are the days of full events, memorable moments, and great people i used to call friends.
Unf. It turns me on a bit to think about >>548300546 's precious space being NTR'd away from him. Time to fap!
>>548300546>great people i used to call friends.who? 26dollar? dotsy? human?
>>548300730i mean you're just proving my point, how you're a literally a dredge mate
>>548301019how mind broken do u have to be to think shitposters who raped u ages ago are the people i refer to as my friends, i'll give you one courtesy: no.
>>548301217>shitposters who raped uwhat?
>>548301369the metaphorical sense that you still think about your abusers mate, it's just raped behavior. There where plenty of good posters back then, you defaulting to bad ones is not a good thing...
Soon™
>>548301019he's a newfag who doesn't know about these wonderful people
>>548301490abusers? what..? >There where plenty of good posters back thenname some then
>>548301675You're so raped man, this conversation won't go anywhere even if i listed my friends off. So thanks for proving my point about this place being occupied by sludge
>>548301903so you can't name anyone, got it
>>548302043It would not matter to you lad, you thought of three shitposters right off the bat. So the way i see it you're a sour and broken person unfortunately so nothing will be in good faith for you.
>>548300546>>548301019>>548301217>time to reminisce about how based us oldfags are, no i will not do anything to contribute to the thread>what do you mean the remaining oldfags like viva and 26dollar are complete subhumans, they don't represent us true oldfagsi'm thinkin' newchads actually play the game and are winning
>>548302296I play the game regularly with people i met thru here tho, the point is this used to be a fun refuge instead of a shitpost haven with people who do not create but destroy. I'm not saying hey lets bring it back, most people have new communities their in anyways, it's just amusing to see is all!
>>548302497there are people who create here and also want to play together sometimes, but you ignore that because it crushes your narrative>I'm not saying hey lets bring it backyeah, which is why you're worthless instead of seeking to add any significance here
>>548302910yeah those posters looking for people are sometimes me, your narrative is now shifting away from the initial bad faith argument to appear good faith doesn't do anything, you've clocked yourself as sludge mate.
RIP /tf2g/
/tf2g/: a once beauitiful general killed by Zesty Jesus
>>548302276>>548302296>>548302497>>548302910>>548303178Lmfao
Why is /tf2g/ so bad?
>>548306134the man a lot of the children that post here idolize got cucked and they are not taking it well
>>548306134Because people like to make the same posts over and over again.
>>548306134every general is bad/vg/ is for the mentally ill
>>548292165Neru is zesty's favorite. The whole c&c is tainted by association now.
GODsty CHADsus
>>548306134Blame Valve for making e-celeb gossip a more appealing topic to talk about than the game itself.
>>548307556Why would I talk about the game when I could play it?
This guy really is your daddy huh?
Drinking Zesty's Jesus Juice
>>548301598The crystal ball is telling me that they're gonna add mvm-only weapons, which will cause people to seethe and go ballistic for no reason.
/tf2g/'s playing memeball again, this time in the main part of the tournament against /drg/https://cytube.implying.fun/c/vgleague
>>548306134+2000 days with zero meaningful content additions. V*lve is unironically worse than EA and every other gaming company at this point. Even PMCs gunning down entire villages of black people to protect a single lithium mine have a greater positive impact on the world than current day V*lve does.
>>548309461battle between sister generals...
Trust the 20th anniversary bros...The update is gonna be HUGE...
>>548309615Live service gaming was a successful psyop
>>548306134not enough cute mercs being posted
>>548309461I don't care about a team that doesn't have demofloyd and BlessedViva on it.
>>548310389
>>548309834>jungle inferno was in 2017>dongobongo v3 was in 2017>we both got a update announcement for the series this yearyeah we basically are sisters
>Zesty is hitting the bottleoh no
How is Team Comtress? Just bug fixes?
>>548309461>zesty's anime tyranny gets toppled and now /tf2g/ is slaughtering an anime game to shreds pottery
honestly I don't understand why you retards continue to respond to an attention whore in the first place
> he's streaming rn Well at the very least you can't call him a coward
>>548309461>5x1ez
Is it too late to quit my job and become a tf2 dubstep artist?
>>548310994doesnt matter what age u are, break ups suck man
>>548311949Wasn't expecting that but I'm not complaining, hopefully the team can pull of a similar performance next Friday vs /wowg/
>>548310994His first serious relationship in his 30s as a kissless virgin ended shortly in ntr, hope he doesn't an hero
>make trade offer>put the buy out price>guy denies it
>>548312683Konata shall carry us to victory.
ahhhh if only there was an anonymous forum where I could ask anything I want and receive unbiased advice without anyone ever knowing who I am... alas... I think I'm forced to ask twitter.com and get doxed and receive gore in my DMs
im supposed to be going to a party tonight but id unironically rather stay home, draw and play on the /v/anis there something wrong with me?
>>548314125Zesty has centrist brainrot so he believes his detractors will not ridicule him if he refrains from doing the same
>>548303178member when we promoted bant tf2 here but bitter oldfags brapped their pants so hard at the thought of tf2gs playing together, that they purged mentions of it from the op
>>548314605what kind of party
>>548315235no because that never happenedwhat happened was underage bantoids raided us repeatedly, tried to get rid of every server that wasn't theirs, and posted discord drama until we collectively had enough of their shit
>>548314605no
>>548315727They didn't fit the tones, themes, stylization of tf2g
>>548314605you people have friends?
>>548315235wrong, mentally ill canadian
>>548315727>tried to get rid of every server that wasn't theirswell if that's true, they succeeded there at least, I remember it going down like>check out our comfy server, you guys wanna join?>"how dare you try to replace our precious frag zone!?">but literally no one plays there?>"I don't care leave us alone you Canadian!">okay then *leaves*>"we did it guys we beat them, our 0/32 server is saved"
>we never met in person>it was an online flingJESUUUUUUUUUUUUS
>>548316843that was a man, baby
>>548316843Proof me
>>548316843He had it coming. I hope for his sake that he didn't spend any money on her for gifts or something.
>>548315693a graduation party with semi formal dress
>>548316380Erm, read the text at the very bottom chud.
>>548318406didn't say anything about uploading
>>548316380sovl
>>548316843JUST
Guys, Zesty started getting frustrated and closed GTA Online. He just opened his face cam and he seems incredibly distressed. He just started calling someone. I'm worried
>>548290408Zesty does quite a good job of that already.
>>548316843Poor bastard never stood a chance
/jreg/
>>548310752I’m confused as to what this images is trying to convey
>>548316843LMAOOOOOYou'd think after people made fun of monkey for falling in love with a discord tranny he's never even seen he wouldn't make the same mistake
Team Fortress 2
>>548316487historical revision>demanding that you play on their server every thread>insulting every server that's not theirs instead of trying to coexist>samefagging with frogs / touhou / random off topic garbage>jacking off the server leader like some sort of cult>posting about random discord drama every threadyou can make up some random bullshit but everyone who was there knows you're lying
>>548319787I believe it was Ryuke who made the logo that was then used for the /tf2g/ pottis soccer team logo. He made that as a funny take on me and my disdain of degenerates
/tf2g/ - Zesty gossip general
>>548320008This and transfempyro too :)
>>548320902no bantoids never posted that
>>548320991theyre both the same thoughbeit, fags spam and history revise
>>548316380If anyone wants to read the whole thinghttps://archive.org/details/Half-Life_2_The_Orange_Box_Prima_Official_eGuide/page/269/mode/2up
>>548321205listen I know you're obsessed but whatever bullshit you're trying to say isn't relevant to the conversation
>>548321334? ah you're the fempyro spamming faggot
>>548321408no I just don't understand why you would see a post talking about bantoids raiding the thread and suddenly go "fempyro" like that's relevant to anythingshut the fuck up
>>548321512Both participate in spamming, and history revisionism, they're similar and all faggots.
Femzesty
>>548320008have you tried playing the game instead of being angry at people who actually do
Bad Mujer
>>548321718I do play the game nigger the subject of conversation was about why we removed the bant server from the OP so we're talking about thatstop getting mad people who were here remember why we did
>>548322147there is no reason to collectively punish the players who actually enjoy the server by removing it from the op besides your pathetic grudge, please stop being so feminine
>put koga back in the OP, here's why:
>>548322360NTA but you already know about the server, why do you need it in the OP? no one here actually plays the game you won't get any new traffic
>>548322360You can just post the IP in the thread. Who gives a shit about the OP? Unless you want to make it a tranime/floyd edit to make someone mad.How's Daniel doing btw?
OP obsession here is so funny to meUnless you're new here who the fuck looks at the OP every single time? Grrr a link is missing or the pic they used I don't like, time to complain for 300+ posts grrr
>>548322626I think its impressive how you save screenshots and spend all day everyday here, not even flaming... this place is really important to you no flame tho as sad as that is
steam frens?
>>548323552I don't save / make them or whatever bullshit you're trying to project now nor do I spend all day here, I just do a quick search on the archive for them when some retard makes a claim about the pasttry coming up with a real argument instead of doing nothing but projecting
>>548323915i was giving you a genuine compliment, despite how sad it is given the context big guy... calm down
>>548322713because a guy earlier said "lol this general sucks now, no one wants to play or create anything of value here, unlike us oldfags of course, the general was so much better back then."so here I am, proposing the idea of establishing a new consensus of a server here for tf2g to play on again. sadly though, we still have the same seething sperg digging up deleted posts from years ago, entirely harmless ones mind you. and everybody thinks I'm the owner of the server himself for suggesting this.hoping for this place to be good and fun for once is literally too much to ask. the fags will forever use it as a place to anonymously have slapfights about their boogeymen.if anyone who is actually able to think for themselves is reading this, play on the right server
Koggytrannies lost
>>548317390for you or for someone you knowis it a thing where you're kind of expected to be there or are you just like "hey come if you want"
>>548324054if you're being honest, I don't think a server tied to a bunch of drama and comes from another board and also pretended to be "uncletopia" to attract normies is the best choice for a new tf2g serveryou would be better off trying to get people to play on castaway which they already do
>>548316843genuinely what the fuck
>>548323312Because not too long ago people kept making blatantly off-topics OPs.Anyways, what should the next OP be?
this aint looking good, zestydudes
>>548324332I have seen pretty much nothing but hate for castaway here because muh gabber eceleb.
>>548324996it's a tf2g server despite gabber becoming the mouthpiece for it, and I don't see hate for it just people asking about "what happened on castaway this week"
>>548323312In my entire run of browsing and posting on tf2g, I've never once purposely read anything beyond the "X Edition" blurb or clicked on any of those links. Who gives a fuck
>>548316843tyler unequivocably wonno coping fanfiction can change this
>>548311004A lot of compfaggotry change that nobody asks for.It's even more retarded than Gold Rush
>>548324302for a work friendshes expecting 100 guests so it wouldnt be a huge loss if i didnt show
>>548311004Mostly bug fixes but it's all very vague and with some questionable changeshttps://teamcomtress.com//updates/blockbuster/They actual think adding a "Casual MVP" is a needed feature, there's a lot of subjective stuff mixed in with the bug fixes
I refuse to believe we're stuck with this guy. Is it too much to ask for someone normal?
who
>>548291108Because you can legitimately just join a server. The reason people don't do this in retail TF2 is because they burnout and get bored, but are in denial of this.
>>548327746He is normal and human unlike the troons over at the emporium; him opening up about his break up is pretty normal behavior and happens to a lot normal men and women. :o
What class/loadout will let me experience this?
>>548328793Engineer on offense with level 3 teleporters
>>548328793Medic with Kritzkrieg
>>548311004The goal of the mod is to provide a space for people to create and test fixes in a real environment, in the hope that Valve begins porting these fixes to the main game. It's pretty much exactly that, bug fixes, improved performance, updated defaults and sub tick
Demofloydde
Meet the potential tf2 player!>I don't want to control the character with buttons, give me auto reload>I don't want to play the game !givemeall weapons>I need paid cosmetics to have fun>playtime in the past 2 weeks: less than 1 hour>0 words said, 0 voice chat interactions, 7 reports
>>548088160bagboy ACTUALLY admits he moves the bags of groceries around the store.... grim...
>>548330357im more interested in his cuck confession tbdesu
Harvest is tf2's dust II
>Harvest is tf2's dust II
>>548331302I never played CS but Harvest is a terrible arena convert
>>548328214He has to stop giving this type of ammunition against himself. He needs a staunch reminder of who he is in this environment
>>548331536>who he is in this environmenta whiny manchild with a following of whiny manchildren
>>548328214Normal people don't e-date nor do they talk about their personal issues online to strangers tho
>>548331997>nor do they talk about their personal issues online to strangers thoYou'd be surprised by the amount of normies who post random shit about their life to reddit or instagram etc. Gone are the days of privacy, they don't even hide their real names anymore
>>548332971Don't they teach internet safety in schools anymore? It's needed more than ever if anything
>>548333396Seemingly not, we were all taught to never share your real info online but the kids that grew up with social media all think it's fine to put it all out there because that's what social media asks for
>>548316843And this is why you don't talk about your relationship woes online. Talk to a friend or family member instead.
>>548333396And make Facebook earns less?
>>548331997MANY people edate tho, and many people do... his mistake was airing out with obsessive people stalking his every move
>>548333978zesty has friends?
where's the MvM update?
>>548334209he's very good friends with lucid, so good he broke the bed when he visited lucid
He needs PR at this point or a friend who can act as a manager just something to act as an obstacle between him and making an ass out of himself online
>>548334460HuhWere they acting out Brokeback Mountain or something?
>>548334227Inside the girl on the right's cleavage, I need to rummage around in there and find it
>Retard keep yelling at me for using mangler>no engie around and i have ton of killsWhat?
>>548334632
>bots are backSerious question, will it ever get to the point wher bots are able to respond, hold convos, and actually hide the fact that they're bots? I already see them on social media actually making arguments and shit, how long before they worm their way into games?
If bots keep coming back they're obviously getting banned very quickly.
>>548335074that'd require investing, something tf2 bothosters don't do
>>548335074They already did that, omegatronic's bots were programmed to say "I'm not a bot" when you called them a bot in chat to try and avoid votekickingIt wasn't AI just a trigger if you said the word "bot" in chat
hey guize, I'm new here. My name is...Blesty Blesus....i got a question. I think my girlfriend is cucking me. Should I stay with her and sit in the cuck chair or should I dump her ass on the street? P.s. We haven't actually met yet, it's just an online fling.
This Zesty Jesus thing is like the Kirk incident of TF2. Everyone publicly mocking him for it is calling themselves out as having zero sympathy for others when it's convenient on social media.
>>548336942Most TF2 players don't actually care about him though.
>>548336942didn't know zesty died
>>548336740break up iwth her bro u had ur turn, at least ur not a troon obessing over other people on the internet so ur life is way better by default LOL
>>548337262Not like it'd be any different. They'd all say he deserved it just the same.
>>548336942Kirk did nothing wrongFuck you!
>>548336942Applauding political firearm murder and making fun of a youtuber because his ex-girlfriend is platonically with another guy aren't necessarily in the same league.
>>548337445>not like being alive and not being alive is any differentok bro
do it doc do it
>>548337638>>548337638>>548337638GOTTAM
>>548316843It just gets sadder.
>>548336942Kirk got proven wrong by physics and a projectile lmao
>>548336942WE ARE CHARLIE KIIIIIRK