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Teio!
Golshi pleaseyou have to get that Long S
>I'm going to need to make yet another spreadsheet to decide trainers that I should keep followingI'm using over a dozen different sheets for this game already
bitter glasse is a tame goat
I'm graduating from my club in 2 days
I'm trying to train up a pace chaser for the coming long cmMostly because I don't have a third end closer, but also because mcqueen is cuteBut i must be missing something critical because pretty much all my attempts come out as absolute ass.My gold ship is pretty mediocre, and yet gor some reason she blows every mcqueen i train out of the water in the simulator.I even tried to make up some ridiculous 1200/1200/1200 S, 15 skill pace mcqueen in the simulator that's probably not even possible in current scenario, but even that isn't shown as better than the left gold ship.I know the simulator isn't perfect but this seems extreme.I've heard pace is supposed to be viable as long as you get 1100+ stam, so what gives?Is there some key skill that you absolutely must have to compete? Like spurt for ends?Is the simulator just really biased towards end closers?
completely forgot I had this, shame about the guts but I ain't missing out on either spurt or the ura spark
>>548287948A rare double whammy Matikane thread
>got paid early Oh boy! I can buy more uma merch!
>>548288187hmmm, okay, but only with these stats :3
>>548288324Try a seiun pacer with borrowed rice
>>548288331Could make a reasonable great great grandparent I suppose.
Why is American Pharoah even in Japan? Did no American farm want him or something (a Triple Crown winner nonetheless)? Or did the Japanese just shell out a shit ton of money?
This was some premium shit
Will the Japanese now respect dirt races since their only hope Forever Young won on a dirt track?
>>548288428Eh, the grandparents are pretty good, I'll take marginally shittier stats for almost guaranteed spurt
>>548288376>Pace GolshiI'm listening...
>>548288331Save this for the tachyon event
>>548288341whatcha buyin
>>548288324mediocre? that goldship has capped speed 1.1k stam turf s pump pulse and spurt
>>548288497He was leased to japan for 2026 seasonthat's it
>>548288556doesnt that just let you increase the stars what am I gonna do with 3* guts
>767 careers, mostly URA>Only two 3* URA>Neither have good whites>One is style pink (ie unusable)9* URA is a long way away...
>>548288497AmPhara has better progeny with the Japanese horses than the american horses (making several jp foals mini digitans) so he was sent to japan to act as a second coming of Sunday silence. Ofc he was purchased for a lot of money, but he’s more popular in japan
>>548288654Nice power bwo
>>548288341ANON STOP BUYING THOSE FIGURES AND PAY YOUR RENTANON!!
>>548288714That ain't your Taishin lad don't go taking credit for it, she's my wife, you know?
>>548287549Well well. Look who I caught posting in the hentai gooner general
>>548288497umapyoi
Digitan LOVE
Teio Teio Teio
>>548288818no but I have my own 1* guts parent so again, what am I gonna do with 3* guts
>>548288831Everyone loves NTR
>>548288934Saves you 1-2 clicks on guts
>>548288831I kneel, trainer-san
>>548288934use it because you're an alpha male and you aren't gonna be eating scraps in the form of daily borrows for the rest of your life, your destiny starts now, so you better get to it fellow torena-san
Its almost done... you guys are almost done too right?>>548288831>>548288946Based
Okay that's enough slop my friends, save it for another thread.
>>548289125there's more than a week left I'm not rushing it
>>548288831so why were you in that thread
I just needed the last Kitasan event and this could have been good, now she’s just glue.
>>548288497Most Jap horses already have Sunday Silence's cursed blood. They need an injection of new genes to reinvigorate the bloodline.
im tiredcan i cope that long S is not needed
>>548288605A McQueen figure >>548288810>paid rent, utilities, electricity and wifi>still have plenty of cash to use Either I buy figures, go to the casino to play blackjack for the fun of it, or commission porn. My adult duties have been completed
>>548288497>one of the best horses alive>good temperament Why wouldn’t they want his kids?
>>548288654>no long S>sub 1k power>sub 600 wit>white version of NSM>only one single circle midrace velocity skillWe're several weeks into Aoharu broThat's mediocre as hell
>>548288497Why do the chains go through the horse mouth, is that normal?
>>548289387>saving the money isn't even remotely consideredgodspeed anon
>>548289387Bwo your 401k? Your Roth?
>>548289387excellentnow post her panties
shut the fguck you fucking piges you and your inflated stat goals i hate you all fucking hiathe ayou alal
>>548289346Why are Smart Falcon fans so talented and smart?
>>548289387Unusual. How many anons even have McQueen as their oshi?
>>548289346Falco is so cute...
I don't want to play this trash anymore. I haven't completed a single ssr event in the past week. It's always just kitasan and her useless ass skill. Everyone else stops at 1-2 and a whole bunch of niggers come in that aren't even invited with their useless ass nigger events.
I preordered the Calstone Light O figure even though she won’t get a global release for 3 years.
>>548289436.... so let me get this straightyou guys think that the BARE MINIMUM for this cup is quite literally the exact same speed and power and skills as the MILE cmexcept with somehow 1000 stamina and 2 gold recoveries added on top of it
>>548289489I'm no horse expert, but I think it's normal, yes.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bit_(horse)
>>548289702Yes.
There is a clear gap now between anons who were around for the first Kitasan banner and anons who joined after. The former are now almost indistinguishable from whales and the latter can't beat URA statlines even in Aoharu.
Dejitaru grooms danshi chugakusei then fucks them
>>548289702YesAnd?
>>548289495>>548289551All the males in my family on my mother’s side have been cursed with dementia in their 40-50’s. It always happens. I have long accepted this >>548289553As if! her panties are mine!
>>548289702Just stop pulling for umas if you want to reach the stats bwo
I hate it
Smart Falcon participates in compensated training.
I slept for like 15 hours and overcapped on energy
this game needs a dark modeI just realized bright white log on the side has been frying my eyes
>>548289986Could be worse
>>548290005What, does that involve would-be trainers paying her to get experience in training actual uma musume?
>>548289969hmmm but I can't help but remember how you guys were also struggling to reach the mile statlines in virgo, yet it's now supposed to be super easy if you add 1000 stamina....hmmmmm thinkin.....
>>548289986>>548290107Awww, cute little bubby
Gatekept Y/N?
>>548289934Based viva la vida anon
>>548290207Just 5stam/1speed with 18* speed legacies
Teio is such a #brat, I want to correct her so bad.
I'm trying to build halloween Super Creek for long distance, and need a bit of advicesince she naturally has PoC, I swapped out my standard Kitasan borrow for Rice Shower's power card for Swinging Maestro. But It doesn't feel like I need a power card for the stats. Would it be better to borrow Special Needs card for Gourmand instead?
>>548290207>what is gold ship
>>548290319what does Your Name has to do with uma
>>548290319I don't even care if it's technically good, I'll never give my umas a negative skill because none of them deserve that (even Gold Ship).
Intern kun...
>>548290368yes
So now that both modes have been out for awhile......did >we ever decide which mode was better for parent grinding?
>>548290368>Special Needs card for GourmandDo you enjoy getting Agemasen'd?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>548290319I won Gemini with Gatekept but I honestly think it was irrelevant.
>>548289674Some cards have an option to kill their events
>>548290543URA, this wasnt even a question except for few morons
How did Ikuno Dictus manage to get whipped cream on her foot? What was she even doing?
IKUNO AND KACHOW FUCKED
>>548290812Anon they’re at a foot specialist to check on her foot’s conditionThere’s a heat map on the far left
>>548290543>>548290767Im getting alot of random skills in Unity so Unity>end career only 1 skill is inheritedSON OF A FUCKING BITCH
>>548290524Nigga Shower...
>>548290543Unfortunately outside of all the GOOD the patch did parent grinding became outright worse this patch, much more RNG-prone to make parent runs lose races.Except for like, Ryan parent grinding which got a tiny bit better, late/end players win again.
Every Narita Brian I make ends up being as dumb as a rock but with 1k+ in speed/stam/pow
>>548289934Keep having fun, it is what it is
>>548290418like that magically gets you +600 stats at the end of a runjust say you've pigged out and stop being ashamed of it
pantiesI need pantiesno panties no life
>>548290608Nothing feels better than seeing a Angling and Schemer lose.
>>548291041Faster
>>548290812Reminder that McQueen tapped that.
Would (You) take rudolph or Brian's unique as an inheritable these days?
>>548291134
>>548290812That card art makes me sick.
Well there's one borrow run wasted
>1000 speed mayano with long S consistently doing better than 1150 speed mayano with long A and better skills in practice racesfuck this distance S to win game
>>548290812McQueen’s tail ribbon is really cute.
>>548291057Lol retard. Come on, tell me I whaled for my 1 SSR.
>>548291271Why take the top option in the first race when it's subject to the most RNG out of all of them
>>548291241FASTEEEERRRRRRRR
distance S is literally just +5% speedhaving good skills is wayy better than S aptitude or even over 1100 speed
>>548291331how is your guts so fucking low when you use 2 stam cards
>>548291287My 1200 speed, long A umas were beaten by a Doto with 1000 speed and long S in a test room. Getting distance aptitude to S is the single best thing you can do when making CM umas.
>>548291331>multiple MLBs BUHIIIIIIIIII
>>548291331>Full MLB deckBUHIIIII
I fear the day S rank becomes the standard
>>548291331where's your 600 WIT and your Long S, bro?that guts is a little low, and I bet you have shit skills, that's not even passable for your standard
>>548291331Can i have my Gemini ace back please?
>>548291147Rudolp is way more consistent on lates/ends. Brian's has annoying conditions for triggering and they both give the same speed boost.
>>548291438My long A gold ship is getting beaten up by my long S late surgers It’s over
>>548291147>E+Of course the retarded SEAcondary that made this image wouldn't know that should be G.
>>548291373Because if you take second option then you're forced to take top option for the rest, and if the turf queens show up you're fucked.
>>548291538Bro there’s MANT in three months
>i-i-im not buhi... here are le prooves...>gets BUHIIIIIII'd immediately
>>548291564Hmm. Nyo. I need her for my inevitable third place finals loss to two people who could be bothered getting long S.
>>548291624Turf Queens, Certain Victory, or Apex never show up if you choose middle in the very first one. You'll be up against jobbers like Clean Cleats in June Senior Year
Thoughts on this deck for Goldshi Libra?
Are we ever going to get past a point where retards stop squealing about MLB SR cardslike do you people literally NEVER roll for support cards and then get mad about it?
Once kitasan rerun is over everyone is buhi, no exception
>>548291778>MLB Kitasan >3LB BikoDo whatever you want stop complaining
nice save retard
>>548291778that's what I use but LB3 bakushin instead
>>548291624>>548291756I actually gamble vs TurfQs,CertainV and ApexLike even if THIS is the run, I don't give a fuck, we will GAMBA
>>548291848>new people are seriously dissing on non-capped Kita
OPTIMAL PARENTING
>>548291848MLB Kitasan is human rights, not our fault you don't have her
>>548291913?????????????BLINDTARD???????????????
>>548291848Who's complaining?
Sex with McQueen’s small chest and pudgy stomach
On a borrowed run too
>>548291906based gambling addict
>>548291437He is likely inheriting a lot of stam so there is less reason to click stam and guts end up lower
Post something that makes you go "Oisu!"
im trying my best
>>548292128something that makes you go "Oisu!"
What's the current gaslight?
>>548292096might aswell use 2 power cards then
>>548292076Anon what the fuck
>>548291624no, that's wrongit all depends on your ranking number, if you pick the top option first and then middle you get way different rankings from middle first then topif you go middle top top then you get 8th at the second last and fight clean cleats to get 5thiirc top top middle gets you 10th place and then you either fight turf queens for 4th or the middle for 6th and you're fucked
>>548292076anon?? not kinkshaming but wow
>>548292187sovl>>548291778>>548291564soulless
>>548292076kill yourself, unironically
>>548292187>rainbow deck
>>548292018
I want every last nigga who rolled MLB Kitasan during her first run to fucking explode. You didn't even have to fight to earn those CM titles. Fucking grew up with a silver spoon in your mouth ye did. We aren't even playing the same game.
>>548292187nice fruity rainbow deck
>>548291538>>548292201Well played.>>548292287>Kink shaming on fucking 4chan is a bad thing nowFucking teens is one thing, toddlers is cringe as fuck no matter how you look at it.
>>548292302they're free cards, riko and rice too if you were not a lucklet
>>548292326As a F2Poor, the last uma you should be posting is McQueen. Try Tamamo Cross next time.
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH GOLD SHIP MAN, 3 FUCKING TRAINING FAILS, 3 FUCKING PRACTICE POOR IN A ROW WHYYYYYYY
>>548292385I say it's awwwright
The next character posted is my wife.
>>548292326Stop crying you can MLB NTR in 3 months
>>548292076>lolicons when a toddlercon walks in
CM Platinum should have another tier on top of it for winning without having kitasan on your account
>>548292018this
>>548292305I sincerely want to motorboat mcqueen’s stomach
Sex with Verxina
>>548292465>a F2PoorAn*
>>548292326If it makes you feel any batter I have MLB Kita and 3LB Biko (not from banner) but I'm too lazy to make parents or train for CM so I've only gotten 1st B finals or 2nd A finals.
>>548292326you could've easily bought an MLB Kita account from the Chinks for $20 and actually enjoyed playing the game. being a kitaless f2pleb is an entirely self-inflicted hardship
>>548292690F isn't a vowel ESL-kun
Is Golshi the S+ tier uma now? What umas are good for this cup?
>>548292326
God I want fuck Super Creek so bad.
>>548292757how do you pronounce the letter f in that context, anon?
>>548292612this
>>548292757oh no no no
got a perfect run but no long sparks so trainee is stuck at long B award
>>548292690>As an free two poor>As a free two poorTry saying these out loud
>>548292690I read it as "free to poor", not "eff to poor", so I will not be corrected.
>>548292757Retardbwo...
>>548292757lol
>>548292782EXPLODE
>>548292832stop deflacting
>>548292782EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE
>>548292326>We aren't even playing the same game.That part is true at least.
>>548292757
>>548292782The funny part is my 1LB Creek is arguably still a better card than that.
>>548292872you typed an eff two poor
>>548292790this
>>548292974not in Unity where Rice gives you 2 gold recoveries
what a slut
>tfw still no ace or power/long parentits so over
>>548292734>playing on an account that you didn't roll yourselfI can't imagine being so soullessWhy are you even playing at this point? Might as well just pay someone to farm fans, parents and win CMs for yoy
>>548292762goldshipmayanobiwanarita taishinoguriseiunany uma with a gold recovery skill really and bonus stamina or power scaling really
>>548293112>what is super creek
>>548293075no one's taking cooldown over no stopping me
>>548292757i bet you say ATM machine
>>548292645>>548292561MackQueen wouldn't act like this.
>>5482908122 more years...I only have to wait 2 more years....
>>548293209like what?
https://youtu.be/TV2q296peLA?si=JSWVJRgsIR1zC_Vf
>>548292757>all those seething repliesKeep correcting these ESLs, anon. You're doing good work.
>>548293087Her figure is one of my favorite belongings. Her thighs are so thick.
mackween
>>548293238This is the guy who would spend 4 years college to become an umamusume "Foot" """Specialist""".
>>548293294
MackQueen is a dignified lady and you guys need to stop making it seem like she's some sex-obsessed rapist.
Do I just bite the bullet and grab Cooldown from Rice? Or do I keep grinding runs hoping for a high roll 1100+ stamina run so I can live off of just maestro + two whites?
>you can get 1k stam on a 20% stammer by using only creek and riko bwo just highroll it bwo you will eventually hit it you are more likely to cap speed and hit the 1k stam mark with 4spd 1stam than 3spd 2stam bwo just highroll it bwo believe in the bombs click the bombs bwo
>>548293342>ASMR>it's just music
>>548293169>what is 1* wit and guts
>>548293342>VRNot even going to check it with my VR headset, youtube videos are too shit quality for VR
>>548293342where is my asmr anon?
going great
>>548292326Nyo, i will not use my crystal on big tits.
>>548293174not even on umas who get nimble navigator from potential levels or events?
>>548293368Rice's favorite victim
>>548293562>he underestimated the hopeful stakes
>>548292326Struggling is what makes getting titles good.I have 60k carats but I'm going to skip Kitasan (unless something happens and I get like 2 copies from my 10 tickets then I might cave in to temptation)
>>548293576maybe mayano but then she already has bofa
>>548293692Bofa what?
>>548293150>I can't imagine being so soullessyou should, it feels pretty good bro. I can compete with actual oinkers while having spent under $100 on the game. since I didn't have to save for Kita reruns I was free to save for the Riko Rice banner and with a reasonable helping of luck got both MLB
>>548293691>Struggling is what makes getting titles good.No one enjoys losing 12/15 matches because gigawhales can just outperform you thanks to better decks.
>>548293431this
>>548293431Don't ask Dictus what happened in the white hot summer of '95 then.
>>548293783put bofa deez nuts in ur mouth lol
>>548293691That's some next-level copium you're huffing there.
>>548292790Ara Ara...<3
I need you guys to decide for me. Breakfast meat lovers burrito of a Mexican torta?
>>548293838
>>548293342>open video>see "Agnes" in the description>close video
>>548293783bofa deez nuts
December schedule doko?
Ikuno... Dictus.
>>548293562We hate to see it.
Today, I learned that real horses are even more emotional than dogsWhen they like a human, they LIKE a humanWeird ass creatures
>>548293823Sorry but I can't really read your post since all I see is BUHII BUHIII BUHIIII
I'm ready. Should be good enough for B finals.
>>548292326We really are playing a different game (260 pulls on her banner and got 0 focus cards, had to pity the one I have), but with enough luck you can beat whalesThat said I do plan on getting my revenge on the rerun, hopefully I can get at least 3LB in one spark (with my crystal to help if needed)
>>548294113How the FUCK do you lose as Ryan? She is for Power what Bakushin is for speed, you train that one stat and she powers through.
>>548293959>breaskfast>burritoeat eggs and vegetables anon, leave the meat for lunch
>>548294132Goldship is thought to be a genius brat of human mental age 8 compared to most horses being about 5
>>548292879Too*
Thoughts?
>>548294212>vegetables
>>548293959breakfast burrito>sausage>bacon>ground beef>hot sauce (100k+ capcaisin)>eggs>potatoes>cheeseFuel for the day
>>54829431460 sp is nice but its too RNG
>>548294132>When they like a human, they LIKE a humanyesShe actually just wants carrots, licking people was her way of letting them know she wanted a snack
>>548293384Maintenance is important. Not her fault that she's objectively right, or that the other girls are so bad at it.
>>548294106That actually made me laugh out loud.
>>548293959both>>548294212they put veggies in the burritos also how is meat any worse than eggs?
>>548294314I picked bottom once and then lost 4 turns to slacker never again
>>548294176i'm bringing a front to b finals just to fuck with you angling pacers
>>548294132this horse died for loving too much her human
>>548294314Is this the non-standard or slacker once?Cause I did it twice and bricked both runs.
>>548294132"possessive" isn't that far off btwhorses will stomp when their favorite human is interacting with another horseand they would give the other horse a death staredaiwa scarlet was one, according to reports from her farm
>it's a Mejiro Ryan comes in 4th at the satsuki sho with 400/400/300 episode >It's a Mejiro Ryan comes in 3rd at the kikua sho with 600/600/400 episode So tired of these reruns honestly. The Mejiro channel needs to update their programming or I'm switching to Sunday Silence Network.
>>548294212>unironically only eating vegs for breakfastF*male moment
>>548294371Arteries holding on harder than Daiwa's bra
You couldn't possibly satisfy an Uma sexually, could you? She has a thousand times your stamina. By the time you're dead tired, she's just getting started. Is that why the vast majority of Umas are depicted as rapists?
>>548294382>>548294440>>548294525Oops
>>548294537And Spechud was the horse equivalent of thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzRyEI00PXc
I ordered a burger
>>548294428This image gave me an erection.
>>548294537>daiwa scarlet was oneOf course it had to be DaiwaLmao wtf
beautiful golshi!
Damn. I'm not sure switching to 2 wit 2 speed 1 power was a good idea, stats a bit higher overall than my last 3 attempts, especially guts and wit, but 100 less stamina.Had shit double rainbow luck though, Biko pegasus must hate kitasan black.
>>548294668I'm going to order a burger in 2 hours
>6 end closers just entered the third corner
>>548294702What a refined lady
>>548294702>takes off the retard hat>becomes a sex goddess
>>548294702Ignore the frames where her human ears are visible. Ignore them.
scarlet rapes her trainer
>>548294190She's the most worthless jobber I've ever had the misfortune to train.
>>548294647I have hands and a mouth.
>>548294428they are fried veggies not good for your health, the think is that anon most likely will eat meat again for lunch and dinner, he needs more protein
>>548294702>the most beautiful Mejiro descendant doesn't even carry the Mejiro nameGolshi can't keep getting away with it
Neicha wont rape her trainer, she's too pure for that
>>548294793Don Frye? All I can think of was him being in Godzilla Final Wars.
>>548294629I love meat so much it's unrealI hate vegetables/carbs so much it's unreal YES to beefYES to chickenYES to porkYES to fishYES to venisonNO to white flour shitNO to veggies except onions garlic and cabbage/hot peppersNO to sugarI can totally understand Narita Brian and Sweepy, veggies suck, meat rules
>>548294873needs some fiber so he can avoid mpreg
>>548294840No matter what stats I give her she will randomly job important g1s for inexplicable reasons. I hate her.
>>548294702what is she thinking?
>>548294702McQueen is looking good! Did they change her chest size?
heh easy game
>>548294960This girl fucking assaulted me in my own apartment
>>548294873>they are fried veggies not good for your healthDepends on how they're fried. Stir frying can be healthy as long as you don't go nuts with the oil.
>get Halo event, went for -20 energy option>immediately get good speed training with needed hintThis game has a knack for rubbing the salt in the wound.
>>548295021I hate parent farming so much. I don't want to train these shit umas!
>>548294668based american
>>548292326Best post in at least the past 500 threads
>>548295138Take the chance pussy
>>548294975A brat and an autistic not great examples
>>548295115Literally nobody says "fried vegetables" when they mean stir-fried.
>>548294831this
>>548294371anon dies of heart attack, his parents: i don't know how that happened... must be the water...
>>548295057and did nothing!
>>548295174I still remember that spefag pigging outThat was unintentionally funnyDid anyone save it?
Look if you wanted a normal relationship you'd date an uma that doesn't go to Tracen and is just living a normal girl life, the anime shows that's what 99% of umas are. You chose the girl who is hyper-competitive and constantly trains her body, you knew what you were getting into.
>>548295202AIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEYou motherfucker. You taunted me.
>>548288924damn, Teio looking good as always
>>548294702Sometimes I think about how gold ship is unironically the new Mejiro bloodline obaa-san with a billion daughters surrounding her...
>>548295138>didn't tank mood at great
>>548295161AIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>548295345You can't be a good trainer if you're afraid of taking chances. Let that be a lesson to you.
>>548294960this
>>548295364right before a high chance at getting it back from the raffle tooturn based game btw
how is SSR Sweep chance at giving Spurt from her event btw?
>>548294975So you're saying you like "meat"?You like "meat" being shoved in your mouth?You like the taste of "meat" when it's in your mouth?You like "meat" going down your throat?
My autism is that whenever the Japanese Derby appears in career I say "We are Japanese Derby" to the tune of We are Japanese Goblin
>A full power punch from an umamusume can kill a human>an umamusume can run at the same speeds as a car>Umamusume are as intelligent and beautiful as human womenWhat interesting creatures
>>548295057Uma attack!
>>548295531Just take the Tupac Pill.
>>548295314I want to date Jungle Pocket just to see how hard she marks me. She's like a savage animal on the track
>>548295314you think umas outside of Tracen are any better?
>>548295552>intelligentvery VERY debatable everything else is correct, but this one? debatable
>>548295552Imagine how humiliating it must be to be a ningen woman in the umaverse
>>548295420After that she came 4th in the Kikuka Sho. I ended her misery and had her euthanised.
>>548295531it's random to fail the entire chain first choice. it's basically another inspiration if in ace deck
>>548295314The text formatting in this image is very lewd
>>548295531>doto is uguuu moe for most appearances>goes full crazyface for the movieGranted that's everyone in that movie, New Era was basically Redline 2, but still it's kinda jarring
Reminder that umamusume is rng gameStats don't matter nearly as much as you think
>>548295643also an ex-delinquent
>>548295353Grand Matriarch Golshi sitting behind a desk like the Mejiro Grandma in S2 giving cryptic advice to Meisho Tabaru before bursting into a raucous cackle when she leaves
>>548295884that's just S mile diff
I feel like I've been getting onsen ticket from Teio everyday
When Admire Vega?
>>548295884Actually anon, it's the mile S that made left win
>>548295884Let me guess they got to 2nd first? Taikis bricked themselves with bad comps
bwos she SCARED meRaishu Love
>>548295552Imagine being a male child of the Mejiro family>Ah yes, the Mejiro family is famous for its elite racers: McQueen, Palmer, Ryan etc.>Whos that? Oh that Mejiro Mike. He sells insurance
I've checked old screenshots and this Daiwa (with 3 golds) survived 3200 track no problem as pace chaser. Are stam requirements gaslight again?
>>548296060he cleans the barn
>>548295552>Umamusume are as intelligent and beautiful as human womenI was always under the impression that they're only a little smarter than horses and most really are like the old image of "aren't girls cutest when they're almost retarded?"
>>548295884ok now do it on long
>>548295489Well, that was illuminating. I never bothered to put that event under that context. At least I got another variable to keep in mind when considering my options I always choose -20 option
>>548295969>you will never be face deep in Creek's pits after she runs a graded
>>548296139Stamina is a function of speed, a slow uma uses a lot less. Requirements presume max speed.
>>548296060I want to be the otouto/itoko of the seven beautiful, athletic, charming Mejiros. This could be an anime!
>>548296139you need more stam to survive if you have 1200 speed + 1000 power + distance S
>>548292128>>548292757>ESL outing himselfHAH
Ok so I'm dumb and wiki isn't explaining it very well, what makes a G1 different from a G2 other than the prestige and prize money? What makes the actual race different?
>>548296139no anon you definitely need more stamina than gemini on a shorter track the funny japanese man said so
the secret to fight burnout
>bring stam sparks>get all the stam bombs>short on power>bring pow sparks>get all the pow bombs>short on stam
>>548296139>with 3 golds
Point Flag genes are dangerous
>>548296150IRL horses arent THAT stupid
>>548296343It's kinda like weight divisions in boxing, if you just let anyone in some races would just be incredibly unfair and then there's no sport in who'd win. G1s only let in those who have proven themselves to be among the best in order to even the playing field and so gamblers don't feel like races are unfair.https://sports.betmgm.com/en/blog/horse-racing-class-system/
LET ME GET THE FUCKING BOOKAHEM"Upon entering the late-race, if the uma has enough HP to run the remaining distance at max target speed, she will immediately start the last spurt using the max target speed.If HP is insufficient, a list of last spurt speed and distance candidates are calculated by lowering the target speed by 0.1m/s each step, till the last spurt speed reaches base target speed of the late-race. Then candidates are sorted by the time it would take to finish the race (sum of respective distance divided by speed, ignoring acceleration). Going from best to worst time, each candidate has a chance of 15+0.05*WizStat[%] chance to be accepted. If all candidates are exhausted without passing the wisdom check, the slowest candidate is chosen."
>>548295309that sounds funny as shit, sad I missed it, perhaps someone will post it :{
>>548296343They're just codified top tier races with entry requirements so only the top horses can enter. Only the Kinen races allow some wild cards to enter through popular vote.
>>548296428>gets his ass kicked by point flag>moves in with Gold Ship at Tracen
>>548295953>"Worried about your next race? Oh, just take your time, smell the breeze, look around the starting gate... after all, what's 12 billion yen between friends? Nyehehehe">Why the fuck is she so weird, well, at least I got that off my chest
what the FUCK is her problem?????
>>548296547As someone that grew up on a ranch, mules and donkeys are significantly smarter than horses. The entire reason donkeys/mules are seen as "stubborn" is because they have the intellectual capacity to question what they're being told and assess whether or not they want to do it.
>>548295309>>548296615arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/543651976/#543663810I gotchu
Ate some stollen. I wish I had Eishin ;_;
Riko feels like bait when training long unless you have her MLB, you just dont get enough energy from her. I was genuinely getting better stats back in Gemini when I was just using creek.
Little Cocon is kinda hot
>>548296658ningen suzuka and ningen naicha are kinda growing on me...
>>548296993why did you steal tho
>>548296928thanks anon, capping for posterity
>>548297018>White and dark uma>The white one is called Little Coonwhat did cygames mean by this
>>548296993...but was it proper Dresdner Stollen, or some gay knockoff no one cares about?
>>548297005you aren't supposed to use riko to rest you are supposed to use her to skip a bad turn and still get some stats and energy
I keep rolling but Doto wont come
>don't bring a stam card>only manage around 800 stam>bring a stam card >easily manage to reach target stam without even having to use a single stam rainbowI'm so fucking tired of this bullshit
I swear Ryan is the most useless jobbing cunt in the entire game. How does anyone like her?
Is 1100+maestro fine for pace or do I need another recovery
So who are we rooting for in the Japan cup?
>>548295884>Has Straight Descent>Mile Straightaways very likely to proc during final spurt>Pace Chaser Corners vs Prof is a wash>It's On very luck based I will admit>You have 5% speed plus from power threshold, but they have 10% from Mile S>Wit makes up enough of the difference to make it very close, realistically Wit probably should edge you out most timesReally its just the difference of Mile Straightaways giving them the chance to get a super buff in the final spurt, I'm willing to call the wit difference a wash between straight descent and wit induced descent.SO Mile S 5% ahead speed wise, in addition to reasonably likely Mile Straightaway proc, puts their uma roughly as far ahead of yours as the result!
>statmog every NPC uma by literally hundreds of speed and power>still loseAre stats the biggest gaslight ever?
>>548297173Sorry anon, it was just cheap prepackaged mini marzipan stollen from Rewe...
>>548297303Don't worry anon, I had an Opera run yesterday where she came 2nd and 3rd in every single race except for QE2. Then failed URA finale.
How do I even get triple 1k stats on gold ship while having enough points to buy all the gold skills?
Any anons already grinding out aces for Scorpio?
if you have 700 stamina, that is enough to survive 3000 meters, as in your uma has enough HP not to literally run out of itbut that is not good, that is just surviving
>>548297592Why? They'll be outdated in a few banners.
>>5482973201000 stam + 2 gold is better than 1100 stam and 1 gold, you really cant underestimate how good the golds are for this CM
>>548297173
>>548295057You call this assault?
has anyone seen my 3 speed supports?
I FUCKING LOVE VEGETABLES
HOLY FUCKTHE SUMMER THING ACTUALLY WORKED kinda bullshit about the migrane blocking the mood up though
A coinflip...
>>548295057Just take a look right here real quick
>>548297501I swear that balance patch they did fucked everything up because I never used to get runs like this. Stats seem completely meaningless; that Ryan had 550/350/500 and all SP spent and she still lost 4 G1s in a row, but in a different career she had 400/250/400 and won those races.
>>548295216Its okay, I gave her a key to my room. Cow wife deserved it.
>>548297671Oguri Cap is only one of your three team members though?
>>548297661no way 700 stam is good enough unless you also have like 600 guts for your Uma to use it efficiently.
>>548297719pop the guts bubble
>>548296928ThanksNever forget
Speed is a meme stat
Anything like umalator out right now? I know the spreadsheet still works but it's awkward to use.
>>548297760I really love her new outfit and she even has a ring
>>548297773call it.
jesus christ
>>548297840700 is enough if your goal is just to not have HP hit 0but that means you dont have any spurt at all
>>548297895HAHAHAHAHAHAFAT FUCK
>>548297456>cheap prepackaged mini marzipan stollen>from Rewenyooooooo....
>>548295216Oooooooooo... you will... talk.. to... Matikane... fuku... kitaru
>>548297968team trials ass uma musume
>>548296060You idiot, Mejiro Mike trains the most Elite umas and marries them to strengthen the Mejiro family even further.
>>548287948sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt after she wins the Arima Kinensniffing Bourbon's perky, leotard-covered rear after a scrimmage
>>548297428your trainee lacked wit and got stuck
oh nobeing surrounded by mejiroswhat a cruel fate
>>548297895
>>548296547>IRL horses arent THAT stupid
is 970 Stam with 2 golds enough to survive Libra, Im tired of the Goldship mines boss...
>>548298341yes
>>548297706Oh, that horse is a mare! I was interested and did some searching.>Lunar is a 6 y/o (18/9/19) dark bay thoroughbred mare. She is an ex-racehorse, having raced 14 times. She never won a race, but she did place 3rd two times! Lunar makes a lot of funny faces and loves to roll around in the sand. Lunar has some recognisable names in her family tree, having Deep Impact & Sunday Silence as her grandsire & great grandsire. Tosen Stardom x Blood Moon
>>548298341Unless someone decides to get up to funny business with debuffers, yes, it should be enough
>>548297773thats not worth the risk of getting "don't over-do it"
>>548296905Sounds a lot like Gold Ship, that horse must be pretty smart
>>5482973201100 pace+1 gold gasses out before I even bother putting in any speed skills in simulator. You need 2 or a lot more stamina. Or a lot of guts.
HOLY FUCK I HATE BUILDING LATE CM SHITWHY DO YOU HAVE SO MUCH POWER THAT DOESNT EVEN MAKE SENSE JUST CAP SPEED YOU STUPID CHUNGUS REDDIT BITCH
>>548295674yeah but i would gladly have sex with Light Hello so it's not rape.
>>548294468anyone who actually really cares to win should do so (or make his own pace with groundwork), but does that team looks like caring?
0 Ardan1 MackQueen2 Ramonu3 Dober4 Bright5 Palmer6 Ryan7 Diamond8 Crown9 Air Shakur
Evil Nature
>>548298509HAHAHAHA GET FUCKED
>>548298440she has +10% power growth and +0% speed growth
>>548296928>bwo try not to die before gentildonna...
>>548298509based
>>548290309Mommy...
>>548298509
>>548298092Gomen... maybe I can splurge and get the stuff they're selling at the Christmas market when it's actually near Christmas but it was too expensive to justify today...
>>548298509RETVRN
>>548297719well surely they surprise me with a 3 rainbow with bubble bursts next training, right?
>>548297895oh
>>548298509Good outcome
>>548298509Let me get some of that
>>548298680>next trainingbwo...
When can I use Teio again?
>>548297719>>548298680I heard speed cards love it when trainers do the same thing over and over and over again while hoping for a different result, try doing that
>>548298509Good taste.
Do I do it?If I do it I'll have to skip Cafe, but she is 4*....
>Class 6 Team Trials>In demotion range>42,261st 534,400pts>Current Retention Line 41,375th 531,364ptsshouldn't I be above retention line since I have more points than the retention line? am I retarded or something?
>>548298680I'll see them next run I guess!
in theory this gold ship is complete dogshit, but she did also roll 2 "Don't Overdo It", generally shit trainings, no Junior Year Riko and 4 Sleep Depriveds in a row, so I think I can make it work
What is the point? What are we trying to accomplish, in the end?
only nishino flower (the NPC) and only herself showed up to speed training on my last turn before URA finals...i will never forget this...
>>548299025We are currently attempting to win a champion's meeting.
>>548297807Yeah it's bullshit now I had runs where my uma had 600 speed while NPCs had around 300 yet green lady says it's because my uma lacked speedIt's even more infuriating with stamina, imagine having far more than enough stamina only for green lady to say you lacked staminaIve gotten so many cursed runs after the patch. Used to easily get 1M fans per run, nowadays I can only get around 800k or even 6-700k on really bad runs which happens quite often since the patch
>>548298958do it
>>548298998Points are lagging, look at the position which updates faster.You are #42k while retention is for those behind #41k
>>548299025Currently trying to make a good Tachyon for Long CM because I like Tachyon a lot.
jokes on youshakur now give spurt
I love this orange creature
>>548298958you can use SpeCHUD + Creek/Laisu if you need 2 recovery skills
What cards are you guys using?
>>548298246SexMarriageLovey Dovey baby making with Palmer>>548298653Splurging on quality products once in a while is a good thing, anon...
>>548299226i'm rich
>>548299213I have her regular version and her Full Armor version and I've yet to play through her career...
>>548298958Cafe is pretty bad and mcqueen despite being mid is arguably better than her on long courses, despite that being all cafe can do. Also, mcqueen is a better parent, cafe is frankly pretty bad.>>548299224Half this general are kitasan rerollers so no agemasen I'd assume
>>548298601Simple speculation. Earlier this year Gentil was kinda weird in a sense she wasn't as active, then her very early retirement happened which was even weirde. So it all points to her having a high chance of flatlining young. Because just like Secretariat, having a monstrous heart has a drawback that is as huge as their heartsIt was simply inevitable as grim as that sounds
>>548299226Riko, Kitasan, Rice PWR, any 2 speed cards.Last card can be whatever you want as soon as you're using 2 stam parents
I want my 5 borrows back...
Mambo... I'm remember this...
>>54829553150/50, i use it with hishi because i cant be fucking arsed to relay on sparks for spurt fuck that just highroll
>>548299213I love her soundposts
>>548299025For me, it's having a happy life with Creek
>>548298958C&C is a bad skill and you'll likely get hydrate through a hint. I think I left her at 2.
>>548299530>I'm remember this
This is my 4th time getting a new 3* uma from daily pulls, also the 3rd time this week.
>>548288246meh-eh-eh-eh
>>548299586the patch buffed it, gourmad is still better but now it goes off slightly later so you'll never get a dud proc
>>548299464why is falco like this?
>>548299356Play her NOW
>>548299664
DON'T GET GASLIT JORDAN
>>548288324I made this post because I didn't want to resort to some clickbait sloptuber guides and hoped to get some advice from actual human beings.Yet I come back after eating dinner, taking a shit and having a shower to 0 responses about how to improve my mcqueen and instead a big chain of some spic scaling argument about golshi powerlevels.Fuck me I guessI guess my mistake was having any expectations whatsoever
>>548299368>Cafe is pretty bad and mcqueen despite being mid is arguably better than her on long coursesI-is cafe really that bad?
>>548299575Her signature I don't even know how to describe, high pitch shriek? scream is really the best. I love her for it. Kinda funny when soundbite cutoffs mid-scream after her rainbow training.
>>548299530We call her MatikaneGOAThauser here
>>548299949the only thing that cafe has going for her is 30% stam growth everything else is shit
>>548300028
>>548299729Why Cocoon is power stancing like that. She is such a goofy tryhard.
0-1 Daitaku Helios2-3 Mejiro Palmer4-5 Tousen Jordan6-7 Gold City8-9 Espoir City
>>548299947what did you eat bwo
>>548299140I hate it!
>>548300181WEEEEEEEEEI~
I want to make special week eat so much that she gets one of those giant cartoon bellies, then make her eat a little bit more, then fuck her while she's somewhat immobilized.
is humiliation ritual concert Group A exclusive?
>>548299947classic mistake, remember not to make it again
>>548299947No one here wants anyone here to win bwo
>>548300330Never post that image again.
Why the fuck does TTs give 3 carats? It's so fucking annoying
>>548298423It's actually a very underrated aspect of intelligence. Most animals don't do something because it's painful or they tried and it isn't working. A mule can actually pull a riverboat pretty easily because of how buoyancy works, but mules aren't smart enough to understand water displacement so they look at a barge and go, "....I can't pull that, look how big it is" and therefore don't want to try and until you show them that yes they can.
>>548300380I want my /uma/ friends to win
>>548300312
Speaking of, I should have a burger, it's probably been about 6 months since I last had one.
>>548299949>>548300083I mean she has Goldshi's unique that also debuffs opponent's speed and has good potentials. She's not bad, just very focused on long races. She'll probably work better in future scenario, 30% stamina growth is kinda wasted on Unity where you generally try to avoid training stamina (so much free stamina from Riko).
>shoved 7 gold skills into my TT grass>procs 5 of it and get 37k points even at 6th placeNot bad, now to repeat this to 14 other umas...
>>548299226I feel like this setup should be working great for me but the results are badLong CM grinding is agonizing
>>548300312There's not a single thought in that head
WEEEEEEEEEEEEI~ gurl ur TOTES my type, wanna be my main squeeze?
>>548300380I want my /uma/ bros to have fun and get better at the game as well. Everyone should have a goos time...
>>548300660her unique is not as strong as golshi's. Also, it only hits in front of her, so golshi actually counters her by being behind her so much, ironic that you brought her up
>If I use my selector to 3LB my KSB then I'll roll 2 in 1 tenner>If I don't use my selector I will have to pity to get a single copyDespite having Fuku as my most played good fortune seems as murky as ever
>>548297719>>548298680>>548299010a rainbow on any of those turns and she would end up pretty nice but what can you do really
>>548298257Whimsy overtook me
>>548299025fast ors
>>548288324>I've heard pace is supposed to be viable as long as you get 1100+ stam, so what gives?Nobody have ever said that. It's more that Pace NEEDS a fuck ton of stamina to even survive without gassing out because their running style consumes the most.>Is there some key skill that you absolutely must have to compete?There's no Spurt equivalent for Pace Chasers (yet) so they're always gonna be worse compared to End Closers on long. Oguri's the best PC option for longs because Pulse is that broken, it's on the same level of Gold Ship's unique.I don't think there's any way to make your Mackie better other than praying for the Pace Promotion trick and grabbing AnS (Seiun's Unique)
>>548299226
>>548300945Need Point Flag/Stay Gold domestic abuse art
>>548300945my wife and my daughter
>>548301061>kita and creeknice one oinker
>>548300953It do be like that. So many runs sputtered around the final stretch after 2nd summer camp. Just one-two giga trainings or 4-5 decent ones and you get it done. Dry spell is real.Hate that feeling.
>>548299947I just woke up and saw your post, I am sorry but pacer is a lucky thing this cm. My creek just barely gets 2nd to 4th most of the time vs whales but I have to do it again anyway. You could always try and brute force someone into an end closer like Brian if you have her.
>>548300089I can't forget the one jpfag that was like "UGHHH fucking globalbabs just reduced matikanetannhauser to a meme" like that didn't happen 4 years before we existedmambo
>>5482992264 of these probably.
>Long S and Turf S>Fuck all statsVery funny Cygames.
I think Eishin Flash should use her chest to stroke my member until I conclude inside of her cleavage.
>mood down on late dec senior year>1190 speedFUCK OFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I accidentally bought corner connoisseur instead of professor of curvature
>>548300089MamboGOAThauser..
>>548301061>MLB'ing a freebie instead of 3LBKing Retard over here
>>548300884Unless Gametora is wrong they're literally the same 6 seconds 0.25 speed boost except Cafe also has 0.05 speed debuff.
the best strat for pace is to have a big NIGE suzuka to help you proc No Stopping Me
>>548301297epicly trolled.
>>548300181gal love
Yeah I'd mambo her umanko, if you catch my drift
should I?
All double circles btw
>>548299947There isn't shit all to say; End is strongly advantaged in this track, so whatever tuning you due might raise her WR from 0 to 5 percent. That being said, you don't have Long S, but you already knew that. Your singular accel NSM is unreliable especially in lobbies with no Fronts; if it procs on an End Closer passing you, you've already lost. Higlander is not wholly consistent but can help you take the lead if no Fronts or pop off at the end. Pressure is a bad skill. Controversial take, but drop some stamina for power to get over the late hill, but YMMV based on your wit stat. Do all this and you *might* move up to being a rounding error I guess, but it's a hard track, and JP has never run it ever again if it makes you feel better.
>>548301303this
>>548300597It's Saturday you stupid whorse
>>548288324Sim assumes all skills proc all the time and on paper ends are the strongest this CM because better modifiers + access to straightway spurt. In practice this is going to be true as well, just less often if you take into account skill whiffs. Paces will be able to win, just only when ends fuck up and your McQueen would be fine in that regard as long as you get Long S.
>>548301297>Try to highroll speed while focusing on power during a terrain+distance S run>Get nowhere near enough SpeedYou had higher standards than women, did you learn your lesson?
If Tama was here I’d have a triple end closer team…
What is this expression supposed to convey?
>>548301560I nearly made the best promoted pacer you can for this but she didnt roll Long S so...
>>548301603weiii~~~
>>548295884Left has better skills and Mile S. It's not RNG game, anon. You just have the better builds>b-b-but statsIt's mile nigga, do it on LONG CMs where it's stat sticks vs stat sticks
yall talk about "this track"but this kyoto track is the only long distance that mattersthere wont be any other long cm than kyoto
>>548301781Yes...
>wow the friendships/unity training is really lining up early!>13th in hopeless stakes
redpill me on jewel turpentine
>>548295968teio impregnation (consent optional)
>>548301557cool no one believes you
>>548302069What are you babling? Next long is Nakayama, then Hanshin and I can't be bothered looking up further.
>>548302130Umalator says you need like 2x extra speed to beat an End Closer as a Pace.
>>548302069Correct. Gemini 2.0 is a long time away
Is this any good
>>548302130>end closerThis really is an End Closer game, huh?
>>548302167this
I spend 30 carats every day for 3 borrow runs then use the rest of my free natural TP gain for parent runs. Rate this strategy.
>>548302127>still doing the stakes in unity cupno reason for it anymore
is this acceptable?
I'm still making grandparents
>>548302403I need to do it when I train Seiun...
Do you guys prioritize race bonus or don't mind it being shit? I have an MLB SR King but she has no Race bonus at all, same with 0LB SSR Rice. I'm getting desperate about hitting power stats and If I use them together I end up with only 15~20 Race bonus
>>548302403I do it if there's a fan requirement
>>548302403how else are you gonna get 10k fans with mayano?
>>548302378Great. You should keep it up.
I shall simply gamble with 15m CC and a late surger with built in recoveries.
>>548302335No. If you're out of stamina you've already lost.
>>548302431>Tachy took time to prepare and look good>Pokke just got out of bed and wore a necklace
>>548302626>a late surger with built in recoveries.So, Healer Grass and Cafe?
>>548302661But it says *close to* exhausting strength.
>>548302504You pick your best cards and those with skills you need. Only a massive whale with a wall of MLB cards can go down to the level of comparing race bonus between cards.
>>548302626My late summer spee is beating up some gold ships. GAMBOL to win
>>548302661It got changed to 30%.
>>548302690I have lesbian friends and there's very much this dynamic where one dresses like a typical girl and the other dresses like a middle school boy
Do people unironically do spark runs with 1100 stam/power? Or going 600 across all stats is still the best strat
>>548302403You need to do 1 additional race Jr year in order to have the fans for the triple crown. You won't even have enough fans for a G2 race and there aren't any medium G3s leading up to Satsuki Sho.
>>548302335It's less bad now because of spurt recalculation and the fact that it's the 30% threshold, but still the worst of the gold recoveries
>>548295674Probably. The intense physical training that athletes do naturally raises hormone levels, especially testosterone. Tracen is also a dorm, so when they go into heat their pheromones are all floating around making each other even more stimulated than they already are. There are pharmaceuticals that can lower problematically high sex drives and if she weren't trying her hardest to squeeze every last bit of strength and stamina out what seems to be a three year window similar to a second adolescence she would probably take those until she got married for her own sanity. I think only professional athlete umamusume would put up with the brainrot of feeling horny 24/7 and raping their male friends and loved ones just to make it go away.
>>548302701The furtive piggy, so easily forgotten...
>>548302865theoretically, if you can do 600/1100/1100 in URA it would be pretty decent
>>548302931I don't have her so I forgot.
>>548302865It's pretty impossible to hit 1100 on any stat and do max optional races.
Anon it's time for your daily golshi run where you don't hit Long S
>>548302898>but still the worst of the gold recoveriesDoes that mean this is good now
>>548302865I tried that a few times. After not getting the spark I wanted I gave up and just shoot for 600 across.
>>548303003Long S is only worth 2.2 lengths.
>>548302737So I don't really have a choice. I was thinking of bringing Urara just for the 10% Race bonus but I'll end up lacking in either stam or power again
>>548303024Pretty good on lates and ends this CM yeah
For an End Closer, is 1k stam, 600 guts and maestro enough?
>>548303062>only worth a brutal moggingbro...
>>548303062t. never participated in a practice room
>>5483031622.2 lengths is not a lot>>548303210this is a verifiable fact
>>548303062>OnlyNigga 2.2L is a lot
I HATE TOKAI TEIO.I SERIOUSLY FUCKING HATE HER.
>>548303282Oh no dude you're like one of those benchracers on /o/ comparing spec sheets
>finally making umas with lots of whites like PTO/power ignition/uma stanFucking orgasmic seeing all these skill sparks during inspiration. Just gotta get a 3* blue parent with this now.
>>548303291Look at the margins of victory in rooms. It's usually 3L+
>>548303203Bit boring how ridiculously serious people still take this stereotype, especially now days when it's super dead. It's funny I get it, hence why I only say that it's boring.
>>548294132Doesn't surprise me, Horses are humans oldest pals, even before dogs and cats were a thing.
>>548302898BofA/Cooldown are the worst gold recoveries. They can both trigger right out of the gate or on the final straightaway, so even when they trigger they can be useless.>>548303024Unruffled is good.
The gacha fatigue is setting in, it has been a couple of days since I did a run... What do I do bros, my uma is years away from being released...
>>548303062Long S is a clutch
>Fail a 7%>Choose top option >Practice poorWhat the fuck is this fucking bullshit
>>548303203you will go germany
>>548303630Jerk off and eat your own cum, it'll make you feel better
>>548303448That's because you're participating in rooms with significant power disparities though, I'm running in whale rooms where all the umas are S/S+ and the margin of victory when no one gasses out is at most 5L. When everyone caps speed Long S becomes the main differentiator and you are more likely to find a speed capped gold ship in finals than not.
>>548302995TT top scorers do it.
>>548303630what i do is a run a day for dailies and then play whenever I feel like it
>>548302701>Healer GrassIt is so fucking hard to find Cleric Grass parents. I wish more people pulled her.
The less time you take to decide to train the less chance you have of failing it. If you see a triple+ rainbow just click it as fast as possible without looking at the percentage.
>>548303662>Fail a 6% two turns laterYep, this run got a bad seed. Forced to give up 2/3 borrow runs today, sorry Danchou.
>>548303689>>548303203Flash wouldn't act like this.
>>548304021No one expected them to fast forward the changes.
>>548303689Jokes on her, I'm already there
is there a way to check how many fans I already made this month?
You know, maybe Bono wasn't meant to be a Long horse
>>548304234
>>548303770cumming on your own face and swallowing your own cum is hotter as an idea and not in practice
>>548304094like what?
Here's your cm6 round 2 opponent bro
>>548304043Thanks fuku.
>>548304407
>>548304328NO STOP! PLEASE I'M ABOUT TO DO MY RUNS! DO NOT ADVERTISE A SPOT YET!
>>548304328how often does it update?
>>548304454That's fine, I still have 3 more attempts. At least it's not finals where I only have one shot.
>>548304454Stat line?
>>548304454The 2ningen deck is like the mark of the beast
>>548304259I had the same idea, but gave up immediately after seeing that I could only get Long to C without inspirations.
>>548304407Works for meGet a better diet so it tastes better
hello
>absolute dogshit runLong S>godlike high rollno long Sthanks nigger
>>548304407This is, unfortunately, true.
Is 800 power enough for Libra
>>548305043I hit 1.2k/1.1k/1.2k Long S earlier today but didn't get straightaway spurt
>>548305132it will get you to finals
>>548303689procreate with german(Japanese) women
I don't have a real ace yet but I finally got a 9* stam so that's nice.
>>548305132Every stat differential can be overcome with love and belief in your Umas.
>>548304825hey
>>548303689>>548303203I won't be her mail-order husband/trainer
>>548305242Which finals though
>>548305459A
>>548305459yes
>>548304407>>548303770what the fucking fuck
just brick my run
>>548305454you signed a contract, you don't have a choice
>>548304407My oshi is curren chan btw not sure if that matters
I don't get the trick to Aoharu. I have good cards but I can't get a single S rank horse.
So, white's are worthless and only yellows are worth taking in ace runs?
>>548305398hope you're well
>>548305581>proceed to get 4th and 5th on goalsYeah fuck this shit even if it's a borrowed run
For 1030 stam Golshi, should I:>Get 1 gold recovery and No stopping me!>2 gold recoveries
>>548304597Not good enough lolTotal pigger death
>>5483059852 gold recoviers and no stopping me
>>548305804no? depends on discounts you got on your skills
>>548304212>there are Germans in this thread right now
THE LONG SWHERE IS IT
>Seiun Sky has giga based taste in music
>>548305987>Taishin without Pumpwtf
where does the S rank = paypig meme ceme from?
>>548305740there is no trick to Aoharu, you have to adapt how you play to your particular setup
>>548306179>He didn't read the posts about "stollen"Ricefag...
>>548304407I've found edging the best way to reliably produce my own semen and still want to pour it into my mouth. It takes around four edging to produce enough cum to feel it's enough to match my desire for it. It's still warm that way and I can feel the parts that are thicker with globules with my tongue. There's an art to edging. You have to change gears when rubbing your penis when it starts getting close to orgasm. That's when you stop rubbing and put your attention on your prostate, where you ejaculate from. I can feel my prostate produce a small pulse of semen that I can feel slowly moving through my penis. It's an interesting sensation to produce semen without an orgasm. That's my first installment which I capture in a Dixie cup. Another three times and a have enough cum to taste, smell and swallow. I love my own cum this way. And no matter where I am, my penis is always there for me, ready to give me more. A cumoholics paradise!
>>548305804no, the white corner and straightaway skills can be good depending on the track - Long Corners is super cheap for what it gives
>>548306294This is why Curren wins
>>548306294who asked
>>548305601falco... tazuna.. director aikawa.. HELP
>>548306285I was eating dinner and missed them. Gomenasorry...
I'm struggling to reach 1k spd+stam+pwr on Gold Ship. I'm completely f2p and here are my power cards. I'm doing 3spd + 2pwr + Riko SSR Borrow.I've been trying out different combos, but my current support card situation:Kitasan Black 1LBR Riko MLBSSR Power Rice 1LBSuper Creek 1LBnot sure if I should just use my MLB R Riko, and borrow either power rice or an MLB Kitasan Black?
I fucking hate germanyKill german people
>>548306257People who REALLY want to believe they beat a whale
>>548306257from reality
>>548305804brb goldmaxing and ignoring THH along with skill combos and high value picks
where does the "MLB Kitasan + MLB Motion + MLB Creek + MLB Riko + MLB Tazuna is totally possible without being a pigger" meme come from?
>>548305823I'm okay. Things in life not moving as quickly as I would like, but at least I'm stable. How are you doing, torena?
>>548306503Rice wouldn't say that.
>>548306484Your cards are too weak to do the 2 power trick. You are better off going MLB R Riko, borrow KSB, your 3 strongest speed cards and Super Creek. Don't bother trying to hit triple 1ks and settle for 1.2k/1k/800 or something
>>548306484do you have no SSR Riko?I think it's still better to use the R and borrow Kitasan
>>548306179terrifying...
>>548306294
>>548296658They all look soggy without their ears
Creekfags, Turbofags and Falcofags...
>>548306294smart falcon would say this
>>548306484you should prioritise MLB kita she is way more important than MLB riko
I have given up trying to train horses that could go into group A finals. I'm fine with B this CM.
>>548306484power cards are a meme in the current state of the game, just ask witgod. Rice is only good because she gives Swinging Maestro and has 15% training effectiveness at MLB
>>548306503Rice Shower says this and thinks this
is the ignited GUTS skill worth taking?
>>548306964Absolutely, guts is actually the best stat now
This run was going so great but has now become so shit I'm actually hoping I DON'T hit long S.
is gutsmaxxing a viable strat yet?
>>548306954
I'm not actually German. I just work here.
>>548306478You BETTER be sorry!>>548306503Rice would absolutely say this, which is why no one likes this little freak.
>>548304508daily
>>548307137Didn't work for the Nuremberg trials, won't work for you either, anon.
>>548306503oh no islamophobia, in MY uma sex thread?
>>548307035I'm not training guts, got hints for the skill from inspiration
>>548305987Based. I like that Whale's Brian but she most likely died because only one gold.
>>548307195It did for the scientists.
first time running Daiwa, is this a good deck?
>>548306724>>548306858>>548306954Thank you!Is the Kitasan Black Summer thing an actual thing?>>548306750I have no SSR Riko at all.
we're comfy today
>FOUR SPEED CARDS>DONT GET TO CLICK SPEED BECAUSE THE BUBBLES ARE EVERYWHERE BUT SPEED>9TH ON DEBUTI AHTE IT
I've been through the desertOn a horse with no nameIt felt good to be out of the rainIn the desert, you can remember your name'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain
>>548307076Could this horse actually win anything?
>>548307313depends on what you're using her for but should be fine
>>548307196>From Turks, to African, to Ukrainian and Syrian ""refugees"" at the same time
>>548307357Your speed sparks??
https://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
>>548307313use the free SSR we just got if you're running her as front runner
>>548306468There is no escape. Especially not against her
>>548307365yes because speed has diminishing returns
>>548307493This is illegal you know.
>>548307365With 2 golds, long S, and 600 wit? Yeah definitely. Finals will be a gamble since he's 100 down on both speed and power, but that's life.
>>548307334>Kitasan Black SummerWhat?
>no long S>no swinging maestro eventpotentialuma... no... why...I can get:>pump>right handed 2>outer post 1>no stopping me>encroaching shadow>sleeping lion>uma stanand have enough for either:>curvatureor>corner recovery>after-school strollcan I just cope without long S and swinging maestro with these stats? or should I just dump this run altogether and try to scoremax by buying the cheapest gold skills
>>548307613wait really? is this true or a gaslight?am I wasting my time by gunning for max speed and S distance and speed greens?
>>548307357Next CM have been really exhausting. I wish we only had a short time to train like with Virgo so I at least could cope that I didn't have time to train. It's burning me out desu
Tanino Gimlet irl
>>548307142
>>548307756the speed formula is public information
>>548307708Oh... this is who I'm going to up against?...It's fucking over
>>548307708very impressive stats especially on t*ishin, post deck
>>548307337why she look so down?
>hit an S aptitude>it's Medium
giving us a taste of 5 borrows and then taking it away after one week is villainous behavior.
>>548307889teioposter has forsaken you, little one
>>548307909no parties
>>548307756Not a gaslight, it's just there are way more factors that decide a race than the speed stat at the end of the day.People found out recently on JP that the current speed cap is about the same performance as 1250 speed>>548307708just keep it as a potential ace and keep trying to make aces, that's what I did with my golshi
>>548307708Stat stick umas don't win. But test it yourself to be sure.
>your childhood friend wants to rape you
Crazy how some runs are literally rigged to fuck you over no matter how much stats and skills you have over the mobsCurrently at the end of junior year and my Vodka not only has only gotten 2nd in most of her races, she got 18th twice in Takarazuka Kinen and Japan Cup. Twice. 550+/700/400/300/300 btw, far mogging every other uma. I had to waste SPs on removing two purple mental illnesses.Genuinely thinking of just glueing the run of this is how it's gonna go.
>>548307357>late december with only 200speed>finally get a rainbow with riko and 4 bubbles on speed>for 20speed>4% fail>take the training instead of hopeful stakesof course it failed
>>548307534>we just gothuh? no way I didn’t see a notification when I logged in
>>548307994We love whales in this thread. Nice deck!
>>548308275I mean from the halloween eventthe SSR Bourbon card
>>548308194>turn 1>1 uma on each training>turn 2>1 uma on each training>think to myself "this is going to be one of those runs">it is
I give up
>>548307560She's too powerful.
>>548308194End of classic year*
Blaze is a banger. Reminds me a little of abbington boys school.
This event has to have broken something. Ever since it started events aren't fucking ending in careers. 3 days in a row now I haven't gotten Swinging Maestro off of Creek. I have still yet to see Bourbon's final event and get Taking the Lead.
>>548307784I wanna fuck this boy>>548307998I wanna snuggle this zoomer>>548308170I wanna marry this CF of mine
>>548307142Fuji Kiseki wouldn't say this about Rice
>>548307909trainer took a picture of her sleeping face and she's embarrassed
>>548308239Shoving my face in Machan's boobs and sniffing
>>548308170
lads i'm playing through eishin's career for the first time and she seems kind of autistic
>>548308467We love boys (female) here.
>>548308597Just a touch of the 'tism yes
>>548308467>boy>fujishe doesn't even look like a boy, on the other hand...
>got 3 copies for Riko from the free rolls>managed to MLB her when sparking>HURR WHALEjust be a luckCHAD like me
>>548308597what gave you that idea? is it the overused stereotypes? is it the honest to god autism interpreted by a random jap?
>>548306654been there, hope it gets moving again soon!doing alright just trying to enjoy this saturday figuring out what to play
>>548307708I don't help whales
>>548308597She's just German anon
>>548308793>another abhorrent Tachyon post
>>548308597She's German, what did you expect?
>>548307708deck?
>>548308638Vodka is so fucking cute goddamn, so is fuji obv but her window sex appeal is something else>>548308671Would laze around with
>>548308638
>>548308921>>548307994
Well, at least I know 1200/1000/x/x/1000 is possible if I high roll harder.
Can't wait to roll for duramente so I can mock her for being Fr*nch
>>548308597She's a dirty half Jap/German, what did you expect, anon?
>>548308950Her too, but I don't have Opera...
>548308890Bait used to be believable
>>548309191meant for >>548308890
>People call this a "boy"
>>548300953almost an identical run with a touch of unity finals defeat, the grind continues tomorrow
>>548309389>Doto fingers this
>>548309389
Bwos if I inherit Tit Creek’s unique, can I get away with not having a second gold recovery?
>>548308943Please consider the following.
>>548309562
I'm falling in love with chrono genesis after going so frequently to that dox site
real bokumanko enjoyers rise up
>>548309562At first glance I assumed that Opera O would be an arrogant asshole, but she's actually just autistic and really extroverted.
>>548289702Wit will be sacrificed, but yes
>>548308638Vodka is a MARE
SASUGA DOTO! YOUR FUTA COCK TRULY RIVALS MINE!
>>548309650No, you need to combine it with a white for it to be a substitute for a gold. And remember that it only activates between 2nd and 4th place so you can't bring it on an end.
Boy, it's 8am and I am hungry. I wish someone could habd me a piece of cheese...
>>548309845A mare (boy (female))
>>548306724should I go for power or stamina parent sparks?
>>548309706Goddamn SLUT!>>548309806Literally who?>All those retarded zipper>Those fucking pantsThis looks like some look outside design, except shit
>>548309890!
>>548309973Try power sparks and burst on speed/stamina
>>548309341that's a man.
>>548308597>he thought german women being autistic was a joke
>>548309856That sounds pretty good though, it means my pace isn’t automatically glue if Spe cucks me out of Gourmand
>>548309841d*ck?
>>548310018Thank you Dantsu, you're too kind.
>>548310192hot
https://youtu.be/7mncMJNW5rc
>>548310483>>548310483>>548310483
Because no sloptuber mentioned it here is a little secretThis is a highly valuable scout actually. New year urara is a dirt monster while new year opera o is really strong for med/long races
>>548308943>>548310423Where is the love for the other boys (female) It's always Cheval and Ace with this song, I wanna see music webms with the others.
>>548307705he's talking about some Anon's post that said"kitasan black has her specialty bugged, after summer it goes to zero that's why she gets so few rainbows, you can partially fix this by using biko, look up 'biko magnet' if you want proof"
Sex with sweep tosho
>>548309706 (me)>>548310015>that picIn the "WINnin' 5" concert there's a half-second close-up shot of their crotches towards the end of the song, in which it looks like the singer in slot 1 gestures at the crotch of the singer in slot 3. I don't understand why they did that camera angle, it makes no sense.
>>548310535What the fuck are you talking about
>>548310528but i could gamble on the all spark banner and get both + a third one!
>>548310584GOD DAMMIT KITA QUIT FUCKING AROUND AND GET BACK TO THE SPEED FACILITY WE NEED TO TRAIN
>>548310803keep up with the threads, dude, this is your job until you quit the game >>547964395
When will ooniges become an option again?
>>548310321Stamina parents, mlb riko, mlb rice(got insanely lucky in that banner), mlb kita, mlb Hishi Amazon, mlb speed Spe, borrowed mlb Biko.
How much less stats do I lose if I use Lb1 Rice instead of max LB SSR Rice?
>>548311286yea i cant do that :(
>>548297205>actually resting in Aoharu
>>548312183I refuse to believe you don't click rest while building long umas
>>548314206if you play tazuna + riko you can get runs where you don't press it a single time, even without any wit cards on a long ace
