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I exposed myself
I love Tekken.
>>548397087i kind of want to try her out but she's looks like a DoA character or some shit. probably going to be another forgotten newcomer a la coffee bitch
>no female characters in top 4
What if AK wins?
>>548397240>i kind of want to try her out but she's looks like a DoA character or some shit.heh if only. DoA characters are way more honest than this stance cancer
how can my True Ogre be this cute. ~a future Miary Zo main
>anime
And that's it. Without AK I'm out. I don't care what pakijeet wins this time.
>>548389165He looks ridiculous because his hairline is too far down, he has no eyebrows or eyelashes and his lips are too fucking wide>the fix
>crowd is it dead?yeah the crowd is dead
Damn, Steve actually winning a tourney.
kek no one likes pakis, huh?even bottom 5 steve winning won't matter because of the player
what are you retards watching
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yTyUDGnu-sboxing
numan needs a diet srsly what the fuck is that
>gets called retard>instantly compliesWhat do you call this submissive cuck behavior?
GOOD ASS KEKKEN
Steve xisters .. I thought this was our time to shine
fuck claudio
steve is closer to top 5 than bottom 5
OSSERVA! *spreads*
why are they so embarrassing man i can't play a game where pakis can feel "pride" it's so undignified
>>548398779can't deny that they are good at making you seethe and live rent free in your mind, therefore you're proving that they are right
>paks fall for ANOTHER honeypot tournamentWow it's gonna be so shocking when koreans """"""""""""""""""""""""""""upset"""""""""""""""""""""""""""" them at TWT and every tournament with a real prizepool again!
Tekken is a Japanese series
harada needs to run a bar to pay the bills lmfao
>stop being a retard it's embarrassing>"LMAOOOO RENT FREEE"why are they like this
>>548398779Why can't you let some poor ass third worlder feel good about his country for once? Americans gloat about their shit literally 24/7.
Steve gets raped by high evasive characters. All his good shit are highs.
let the hamburger alone
Steve xisters .. maybe it is our time after all
There is no way people are watching a nuSteve vs Claudio matchup willingly
>literally every top 8 is completely random>what do you mean its a pachinko game huhNothing. Absolutely nothing.
Whenever I see a b1 CH I wanna throw up.
>>548398779envy
BOXING IS AWESOME
do you guys think fergus and kingrey are aware of the fact their career might be over if asuka gets nerfs s3
Hafiz got the signal after the bracket reset and threw to give Numan a chance.
Whenever I see a woman I wanna throw up.
>>548399570jin main btw
they are in thailand ....
So Steve is top 1 right
steve is not top 1 brother, numan's steve is top 1
fatman looking extra cute today
Numans steve is not top 1, Steve's numan in my ass is.
I AM.... STEVECHICKEN JOCKEY
How did tasty steve become the most shameless shill of them all
numan numan ye, numan numan numan ye, i stivoshi dragunovstai dintei
>>548399807>Black
tasty steve's secret is that he is not a shameless shillhe is genuinely the kinda hype beast that this game is made for and he genuinely loves every second of it
currently suffering from a torrential hangover and had the great idea to read some smut and ended up cranking the ol' hog for about an hour, just had an orgasm so intense that my vision started to get dark on the sides and also saw some starscurrently pre heating the oven for some pizzatekken related because aren't we all degenerates from time to time? :)
and then he was raped
Steve was in my hotel in Amsterdam. He played games with the bar girls most of the time. He seemed nice. I chatted with him a few times.
Tasty Steve was losing his mind at knee on devil Jin playing against nobi with some abominable dragunov custom on electric fountain he is easily entertained
yeah you sure did faggot
And then you were raped
I just need you to understand something very important, when you wipe your ass, you're supposed to do so with your left hand, this is not for hygene, but it's also a sign of respect as people shouldn't shake hands that are used to wipe the ass.Why am I writing this? Because TastySteve has a lot, and I mean, a LOT of bracelets and what not on his left arm.So? Why is that a problem? Here's why, it's becase when he wipes his ass, with his left arm, these bracelets absorb the smell of his asshole as he wipes. That's disgusting as fuck.And before you go "what if he does it with his right hand", then the point still stand, he's nasty and shakes hands with his ass wiping ass.Awful all around.
OVAH HEAH
nigga just wash your hands using water and soap what the fuck are you on about
Someone tell him about Tekken 8
>>548399894Have you been listening to him? He's telling people to only watch matches on the official channel. No other commentator is so pathetically subservient to Bamco right now. He deserves a lot more hate.
no amount of hand soap will clear the stench of shit
>take a dump>now permanently marked with the smell of shitkoi.
>left handused to wipe>right handused to eat>no handsused on the alisafaggot
he's not washing those bracelets with soap
>>548400283Cool, more background noise for when I'm having a blast playing Tekkino 8
kingreyjr and fergus were the most fraudulent players in that tournament.
>smelling like shit is .. le good!This general is unreal
you joke about it but it's true, the stench these bracelets absorb is unreal, it's not just the shit stench but also sweat, cooking and so on
Not a single Korean in top 8 this time.Are they cooked? Is my brain cooked?What is bamco cooking? Who is cooking?
normal people:>wipe ass with dominant hand>wash hands afterthird worlders:>brother it is essential that you use your left hand to dig the shit out of your asshair>brother it is essential that you don't use toilet paper or wash your hands, the shit hand must never be washed, this is just how it is>brother also don't touch me with this shit encrusted hand of yourswhy are they like this
Who is they?
>normal peoplelmao no one normal would cook and wipe with the same hand
Shut up steve. Your shit bracelets smell like shit. Now go fuck Julio in the ass or something.
The real question is how many layers of toilet paper do you use to wipe.3 is the minimum for me, any less and you might as well scrape the shit directly off your asshole with your fingers.
>>548400283judging by the video length I'm gonna assume this person is caucasian.
>>548400283pure autistic pedantry
>>548400285watching on the main channel you get the best quality stream so he just wants the best for you
where I live 3-ply TP is the norm
>yuropa anon post about the thickness of their TP>tekgen instantly grinds to a halt since the rest of the world cannot comprehend the idea of actually usable TP/tekgen/ - thirdie general
Opinions on bidet? I think they could wash away the shits mell of Steve's bracelets maybe.
>>548400582casino 8
its good when you dont want to take a shower but have to wash away a full day of gooning
I have a water jet that does most of the work and I use toilet paper to dry the water
you cannot dry water did you mean drying your ASSHOLE?
befitting topic for toilet 8
well la di da mr water jet rimjob
..................................................miary zo
I hate that anna is associated with scat
/tekgen/ - scat general
You cannot dry a hole either a hole is a void of space, I dry the surface of my ass
>>548403038who?
just took a huge tekken 8 bros
wipe it with your bracelet arm
I use both hands
>>548401584My italian ex had one, seemed weird. Wasn't a fan.
Wet wipes are ideal but they aren't flushable and keeping a separate bin for shit-covered wet wipes is gross if you're living with other people.
>>548403978Ofc u can flush em. I have been doing that for like a decade.
>>548403978I just wet the toilet paper. Dry paper is barely doing any work.
anna will gladly clean all your asses for you, just ask her
Y'all just love to hate everything. So it's... absolutely fine for yoshimitsu to hop around on a sword, fly with his sword, and walk with two swords as an attack and a weird way to move, but seeing this girl hop from her staff is where y'all draw the line?...be fr please
recently I've had to lick my lips frequently because they keep drying up. I'm like the joker.
anna mains are on average the sluttiest
>>548404781*lili mains
>almost 20k viewsmost popular newcomer since Lili? everybody is so excited for Miary!
kwabooty
*smacks lipsbe fr nigga
wait since when is there a megamind 2
Tekken 8 is forced hated on. Yeah, it's bad but I was scrolling through my social media and I've got some "retro old ass gamer" pretending he's a pro at tekken explaining that tekken 8 is so bad because "i can't sidewalk dodge stuff", "you can just win by mashing", blah blah blah and this fucker was in vanquisher. I get you can have gripes on T8 but there comes to a point where I know you're talking full of shit and only just saying it because of the memes.
Miary's voice is off, sounds really fake and unnatural, but that's the case for most of the roster
>>548405657twitter ahh post
>>548405826Leo sounds like a middle aged man.
My wife comes tomorrowI will monke with herAll is good
M big man don't you have better and more important things to do?
she'll be a bit late but dont worry
>>548406030your wife is not asuka.
>open tegitgen>see filtered posts>passtrannoidlmao
>>548406127You're rightIt's you
God i wish Anna would use me as her personal human toilet....
I do not care about Miary.
>>548406562preaching to the choir here bud.
that's not a controversial take
>>548406562But you cared for Fahku and Armor Cheat?
Why do you still play Tekken?
>>548406179I got bored of /trash/ so I'm back here to post.
I'm so tired of the Pakistan arc that I probably won't even watch twt finals. why bother when it's gonna be another anna vs anna or anna vs Lidia shitfest?
>>548406786I don't.
>>548406861>anna vs anna or anna vs Lidia shitfest?i wish i could join in so bad bros
>>548406786hello what game is this I'd rather play this than tekken
>>548406786I'm playing tekken 6 treasure battle
this tea aint that great
Looking amazing today, won't lie.
i wish i could jin kazama
>>548397087Is it possible to play Tekken mobile today?
>>548406786this looks like it requires more brain power than Tekken
>>548406936Bodysmith chronicles but not much content yet, hot fetish tho
damn I forgot gigass existed
which fetishes tho
Usual jappa masseur that gropes and fucks the customers and all the customers are hot women
in the mood to post some smut, gimme a sec to finish posting tekken webbums
I miss Gigas. I liked his jab, f2 and headbutt so much. Simple yet fun character to play
massageges are normally always nice
>>548408315i love this webm
posting smut commences now
>>548408497This probably ended her tekken career
Pixel art is the best for lewd games imo
absolutely in the mood for a wank honestly
>>548408851agreed
can you post some censored screenshots?
Piastri will wall it. Xiaoyu main
I'm not a fan of Tekken but I have a question to you, why do you play modern Tekken? It looks repulsive, sounds repulsive, cringe story, characters, shitty gameplay, unoptimized, soulless ue5slop. At least play cool Tekken like 3, tag, 4 or 5
>>548409559we dont
>I'm not a fan of Tekkenyou have come to the right place. welcome. Sa l
>>548409559excuse me sir this is the virtua fighter general.
selling bracelets btw
Fuck my chud life
>>548408770another great day for a tekgen fap>>548408497unironically still possible to do the same thing in t8
Play VF
nah im good
vf is for mensf6 is for boyst8 is for GAY
trans 8
sup fellow niggas
yo
why are we /tekdead/-ing in broad american daylight hours
Tekken 8 hate is forced.
where's the miari zo hype? tekgen make some noooise
>>548418435On opposite day.
>>548418638i've played worse fighting games
>>548419228Name 8
>>548418209feels like people continue to move on from 4chandrawfag barely shows upreina guy is gonelili tgirl is gonelingfreaks gonegonna have to figure out something for 2026 its not unique to these threads its the whole website
>>548419504DBFZ during S2. Jojo All Star BattleMortal Kombat 1Jump ForceSFxT on LaunchBudokai 3Soul Calibur 6For Honor
>>548419982I wouldn't even say DBFZ or SFxT were "better" than what we have today in T8. DBFZ had its peak but too many kusoge patches ruined the game yet the community isn't having a shit fit over that. Do I think T8 is the best it could be today? Definitely not. Do I think there's a lot of shit tier normies and retards making this their personality about "omg I hate playing (game that I'm addicted to) and I'm going to spend every waking minute of my life complaining about it." Yes. I even think most of T8 memes is a feedback loop.
>>548420204Bignose STILL can't get Reina to GoD? Holy fuck..
>>548419718Turning 4chan into a marketing ground for MAGA ruined it.
cope tranny
>>548419718>drawfag barely shows upgood>reina guy is gonegood>lili tgirl is gonegood>lingfreaks gonegoodthe more that get filtered out, the better
/tekgen/ will only be good when I'm the only one remaining and becomes my personal schizo space
After many years of """""""""enjoying"""""""" Tekken, I think I shall finally quitwhy? I reached GAWD with 2 characters and whilst that doesn't mean much, I have a new a job, which is a bit too stressful, so stressful infact that I've developed chronic premature waking insomnia over it. Additionally I only really have time to play on the weekends nowadays, but I find the weekends to be too short to play a serious amount of Tekken AND do my weekly chores. The additional stress that Tekken brings me is no longer tolerable.
see you tomorrow
does nip fight back
>>548422847akshullay no, I have to wake up at 6:00 to wake up and begin my 90 minute commute into the office where I plan to to work for 12 hours. This will likely be my plan until Friday at the earliest, but potentially I'll work the entire weekend too. Ironically enough, I earn more than double what I did 4 years ago, but I hardly feel any richer thanks to my parents kicking me out + inflation.
>>548422772>so stressful infact that I've developed chronic premature waking insomniai would immediately begin looking for a new job
making friends again sounds like a pain
>>548423169the market is kinda rough right now
lil bro got ptsd from his mcdonald job
wouldn't even know what to do with money if i suddenly wasn't poormaybe a gabecube and prebuilt pc that i wouldn't usea new mattress maybe. get out of this rathole apartment
haven't pooped in a week
add fiber nigga
bracelets
no way that shit isn't ai
nah I quit nicotine nothing works I was pooping before but now it's impossible
mcdonalds hired the 15 year old over me and gave me ptsd
>ptsdpenistitssexdick
now you don't look cool and you're constipated
and will have to live longer too, there's literally no upside
my micro is a little bigger flaccid but yeah there are no other benefits
not to be the devil advocate but smoking and nicotine addiction is a sign of adhd
i broke my foot and it hurts like a motherfucker
hurts like me? wot
ok but john lennon beat his wife
well duh, what would be the point to get married otherwise
>adhdassdickhanjobdick
imagine there's no women
its gay if you try
tgirls at the pearly gates
imagine dragons
her face looks so bad it's not even funny
>>548430402who else here excited for the BLEACHED mods?
*porn
Why don't Kazuya gromps use iws twin pistons as the 50/50?
it's diablo
>>548431080it's diablo for switch 2
>>548430402Finally they are bringing more SEX to TEKKEN
be honest which tekken girls do you have sex with on honey select
>>548431679None, Tekken girls are too boring and forgettable.
idk what honey select means but id say the brown ones
i think its like rapelay but without the rape
then i confirm my choice
this is honey select
Honestly these Asian tournaments in SEA and Pakistan are the hardest tournaments in the world, way harder than Evo. And that's why Arslan doesn't get a free ride to top 8, and then Koreans get raped
one thing that makes this game exceedingly boring to learn is that the best use for your time is not playing the game and getting used to it but rather taking it as an encylopedic undertaking and just learning specific matchups and seeing what they spam and how to deal with it. playing is actually like the least efficient way to spend your time if your objective is getting good at tekken
we fucking lost
>>548433129what the fuck am i even looking at here
>>548433209the death of tekken
>>548433209we got Call of Duty x Street Fighter before Tekken x Street Fighter
video games is something so shit
>>548424339I make decent money and I don't spend it I just hoard it. I'm hoping to have enough by age 40 that I can retreat from society entirely.
>be lesbian>like women>still getting called gaywhat in the flying fucking fuck
>>548433129the absolute state of video gamesshit looks like AI too, fucking look at luke lmao
Akira will be a mission giver in GTA6 to add to our humiliation ritual
>>548433913https://vimeo.com/1115554961first few clips are from gta vi
THREAD THEMEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZwjDAQwj8I&list=RD1Oz2GRt-I2g&index=3
Calling it now:VF6 will showcase at TGA or later and be hyped by devs and shills beforehand as "their biggest presentation yet". BUT... the show will be no different from the TGS showcase where they bleat about "reality not realism" and "we're not trying to be flashy like other fighting games" while playing all of their past trailers in the background. But rest assured, all that is part of their plan to help convey the "atmosphere" of it all.They'll bring up the story... but only Wolf's. Akira's redesign plotwise gets no mention and they will once again refuse to share any information about Stella beyond "she's not Sarah".Then they'll show off another short teaser of the same guy that was already teased. And if we're lucky, we might get another documentary about the importance of VF with some behind the scenes stuff.
HL3 x TEKKEN
gabecube will not run t8 properly
can't wait till bluds play vf for the first time and realize it's ass
can't wait till bluds play a proper fighting game for the first time and realize they wasted their time with anime-inspired tekken
there is no such thing as running a "game" as sick and twisted as kekken 8 "properly"
I want to punch a woman in the face too
>>548434824based akira fan
Stellar Blade dev basically fellated Harada and he said "ANOOOOOO hmmmmm Atelier ahoge desu neeeeeeeee"
>>548434367you're like that one dude who never shuts up about hating chris chan to the point that people got sick of him and he ended up turning into a lolcow himself
if it had to be a stellar blade character it should've been raven
im getting drunk in drg
my next fart is going to be solid
>>548434985Harada is a proud nihonjin and thus hates koreans.
drgs mid I dropped it but I got all the achievements on survivor
I am once again drinking wine
women drink wine
I exposed myself on wine
>>548435141You're stuck playing an HD rehash of a 20 year old game with awful netcode and somehow less content. But dat $8 Dural DLC doe????
I am womanly in many ways
>>548434367They still won't reveal the game's final title. But as consolation, they'll talk about REVO and the Open Championship where they'll reveal yet another full game update under a different name.
>>548423161>I have to wake up at 6:00 to wake up and begin my 90 minute commute into the office where I plan to to work for 12 hours. This will likely be my plan until Friday at the earliest, but potentially I'll work the entire weekend too.anon are you an actual literal slave how are you working 60 hours in a week min and possibly even the weekend on top of that
>>548427668OH NO NO NO NO LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD
Reached act 2 of the french gameIt's liek a retarded anime but it did make me feel so I give them credits for that
sounds relaxing when compared to a tekken 8 session
I didn't give a fuck when that beta male I knew for 5 hours croaked the way you tards talk about that game makes it seem like you walked your first steps yesterday
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH
dolled up shemales
>>548436393market is bad for my profession atm, the company I work at is prestigious in my field and area, I'm still on probation, my boss is giving me loads of complicated and difficult work under the guise of "throwing me in the deep end [so I learn the ropes faster]". but if I get fired I'll be as good as dead so I might as well try my hardest and hope things become managable soon.
miary zoo releases tomorrow and look at the state of this threadyou should be ashamed of yourselves
jr will win the finals inshaallah
why do I wanna jack it to pretty jap girls shitting
idk
>>548437309ITS FUCKING OVEEEEEEEEERLMAOOOOOOOOOOO
idk = (i)di(d)n't as(k)
my hairy zoo
I need to cum in a nigger but I got a small white micro
>arselan makes post about how his pakijeet bros aren't actually his bro and want to stick cacti up his ass and kill him or something>couple days later he gets setup to be 2-0'd by a faggot in the most humiliating fashion possible while the other jeets flood top 8how did he know??
miary loves white cockssmall, largeif yours is white, she's coming for you
>>548437309nabros...
what about everage
Honestly i'd rather have Arslan's cattiness than Koreans not saying a word to each other over some minor transgression. At least Pakis show human emotions.
>>548437309He also barely missed EWC kek. Had like 6 win and your in sets and lost them all. Legacy of Anakin
2025 and this motherfucker is still streaming and making binding of isaac videos
2025 is this BASED PERSON is HYPING UP that one game called VIRTUA FIGHTER WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOO
>At least Pakis show human emotionswhenever it was a paki's turn to play on stage at tgu they looked so bummed out and bored like they were just clocking in for their shift at the factory. like when farzeen was playing rock paper scissors against yagami to pick their side he looked so disinterestedi think arslan is one of the only pakis with a personality. he's an fgc celebrity and acts like it, emotions and all
>arselan still hasn't xeeted since getting fergus'd into 48th placeyou just know he's absolutely boiling
pakis clocking in for their shift at the tekken factory is like dagestanis getting in the octagon. it's like they were born to do that one thing and they don't even really care to do it
blud said you should be shaking your ass and clapping your cheeks during rock paper scissors or else you have no personality
if you don't yell nigger at the top of your lungs after getting frauded out in a tourney you are a limp dick dead fish npc bot
>>548440996If knee did this, do you think he would get banned?
call it. just call it
if you're the best in the world at something i would imagine winning so often does get boring after a while
>>548441203he is best friends with jae so he has the pass
you imply they win easily, by a large margin. they dont
Tekken 8 is designed in a way where you can't win easilyevery character is a nuke so even a blind retard has a chance to blow you up if you aren't careful
rita wilson is 70 and I would still bone her
let me check...nah im good
I am planning on playing kof15 tomorrow
>>548441946That's why FGs are played in sets.
>be black woman >he gives you this look wyd
>>548437968>my boss is giving me loads of complicated and difficult work under the guise of "throwing me in the deep end [so I learn the ropes faster]".They can basically drop you the minute probation is about to expire. Be wary of the boomer/gen Xer ways.
EVERY TIME I TRY TO STEP/WALK REINAS FF2 IT FUCKING TRACKS ME LIKE A TGIRL IN HEATFUCK REINASHITTERS
>>548441946it's t8's unique brand of comeback mechanics.
im already posting cringe and im only 2 beers and half a wiskey bottle down fuvck sake
>play t8 for 8 hours>make 1000 points progress in rankedsplendid
imagine a newfag reading these threads
>i picked up tekken lets check the tekken thread to learn the game
I wish I had the skills to create some kind of program that scans matches and looks for trends. I want to see if there is a correlation between using your heat second and winning more often, independent of character match ups.
imagine arselan reading these threads
I needta fucka da tranny
imagine knowing how to readcouldn't be me
i cant read either
I hate christmas cause I haven't gotten presents that weren't shitty clothes since I was like 20
For christmas all I want is the tekken 8 season 2 ultimate character season 2 pass featuring Miary Zo
id love clothes for christmas
>>548445852ok hobo
raising a kid only for him to turn out to be a total fucking loser as an adult must be a complete nightmare saying this as a hypothetical ofc
wait wait wait waithol on a minute....u can DUCK da electric?
It never OCCEUERRED to me
>>548430402HOL UP
>>548430402How badly do you guys think Murray was shitting, pissing and crying about trans inclusivity when he saw this?...haven't seen him since she got announced now that i think about it.
LADYHEAR ME TONIGHT
the cheapest kindle is 80 bucks man what the fuck
are you guys able to punish laws while raising 2? i canteven though its -18 it has almost no start up frames so you have to react insanely fast
When does Miary release again?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nevdSt_2PIM
who
I want to play tag 2 with some competent tekken players IRL but I don't know how to go about it
>>548448636crossdress
i keep opening tabs of porn whether they be videos or pixiv doujins thinking I'm gonna save all that shit only for my tabs to keep building and building, what do I do
>>548448636announce yourself as a woman and send pics for dating
>>548448636have you tried suicide prevention groups?
>>548448767It's rare that I don't have at least 20 porn tabs open in my browser at any given time. Lee main obviously.
should i order pizza or tacos
you joke but Lee is 100% a sexual predator
lee never fucked and still plays with toy robots
Both of those things makes him based.
>>548449274post a picture of pizza from the 'staurant and and a picture of tacos from the other 'staurant and I'll let you know
on?
post malone
on a true story of michael murrays young adulthood
TAKE WHAT YOU WANT
>>548433129Sellout Fighter Dix
cant believe murray got so mad over a gay guy qualifying for twt
>>548437309>Saint at 22 Jack mains got cooked in mashen8
https://wank.wavu.wiki/player/3tB5tT6nfLfGreminder that this is the average nigga on kekgen complaining about characters
I would appreciate you never posting my profile again, thank you
sory i hors
paying for my first house with ram! what a time to be alive
where's the tone clip
i'm wering a corset
>>548451484pics or it didn't happen
i think i have bryan damage
*slurps*
terry bogart more like berry yogart
>>548452795maybe i should wear a corset...
definitely
>>548450090Don't worry. As islamic country Sweden will be ready to welcome TWT finals.
Any Reina mains?I'm trying to get back into T8 after a long time. I was a Vanquisher with Asuka, but now trying to learn Reina...I don't know what I'm doing.
getting real fuckin tired of stances
>>548407978get dunked on
>>548457926ok thxnow here's Craig Marduk
>>548437309>3 asukas in twt finals
asukken 8
>>548450229Saint barely went to any tournaments at all it's fucking insane that he even got that far up. He just had to join one dojo to be in really.
>>548455836df1 to pressureff2 to close the gapewgf whiff punisherwavu gives you mix up and hellsweepewgk okid3+4 to fish counter hits
shan't accept craigothy
rage fart
marduk is fat
'duk's fuck and suck (formerly gigas')
https://x.com/nayrbevoli/status/1994798703815623155 alright which character do i gotta play to get a gf like this?
I think my failure to poop has reached intervention levels
>>548462880
Capcom Won
Sega Won
>>548455836Abuse ff2+follow up until you hit blue ranks and then never go into the stance from it again or you'll regret it.
I FUCKING WON
im obese and tekken was my only source of happiness
>>548465640>until you hit blue rankcute postGoD niggas are still spamming it whole set
ik heb mezelf exposed
I want to see Lili naked.
>>548455836I'm trying to understand/main AzucenaAny tips? Is there a good yt tutorial?
no one said that of me but I exposed myself anyways
>>548467445You're lying and trying to make fun of me!coffee monkey is easy to play!
>>548466138NA GoD is fujin in a real region
>>548467036
only underdogfags ever liked gigass
>>548468068Really bro, do you have any tips?What do I need to know/aware to play her decently?
I need a new secondary general besides /tekgen/
no please stay here
let's make /tekgen2/
I am staying here but my current secondary is dogshit I need another
the tour is over for the next two months and I will not keep this place alive during that time so I would advise finding a new place to reside
dead shit game
>>548470224join me in /sdn/
>>548471918Die
whats the go to general for furfags im a furfag
>>>/trash/
>>548472101loser
no one will call me back for an interview I've been filling out apps like crazy I even called one of them and they hung up on me
how many hours until miary is dropping niggas
MIARYYYYYYYYZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
roofied myself again
>>548471918>>548472556if you ever wanna be steam friends and watch me jerk off on webcam hmu
caught my mom listening to enya
>>548474560gross
mom stopped talking to me after i wouldn't give her 400 dollars for lottery tickets
why do they call it skullgirls if there are men in it?
used to jerk off to kpop with a guy on skype back in 2011 but everyone did that it was normal
>>548479196
evens sedate myself odds mindrape myself into getting out of bed
remedial fucking life
are you going to play miary anon
Yes gonna put her in a bikini
>>548481084no.
season 3 update will be a reversion to season 1
theyre fixing everything
>>548397240only in looks yes, because every single DOA character feels better to actually play and enjoy
night with Anna~<3
ling should smack her butt again in her winpose. Why did they take that out?
it was making people too horny
>>548483663they were just copying capcom again.
>>548483341only a retard masher would say something like this. There's a reason tekken is the only surviving 3d fg and it's because it's the only one that doesn't feel like complete shit to play. pkg is not enough to make any of that crap fun for more than 10 minutes here and there.
>>548483663She's too sexy in T8 for that
>>548485020>tekken is the only surviving 3d fg and it's becauseof marketing. game series don't last long because of their quality, that's retarded. tekken games played like utter dogshit back then and it's honestly a crime this series survived past its first entry.
>>548485616Tekken series was GOAT from T2 onwards. Tekken 1 was whatever but that was in 1994 and 3D fightans were a novelty.
t2 ass too blud but 3 legit was as goated as uncs say games mid asf these days tho
>>548483663because jinny stopped ignoring her for once
>>548486476NOOOOOOOOOO
>>548485616nah vf and doa feel like ass to learn
STOP LAFFING
guard button treshihold system treshichangi game
>getting matched with TKs and above>nothing but reinas, laws, asukas aks and hwos >they all have no game sense and are extremely carried by their broken and badly designed characters that can mash out of anything with innate evasion, have god buttons, auto realignments and track even behind them and are safe on whiffif S3 doesn't completely rework the game it is absolutely over for tekken
i got 3 applications in and ill walk away with 0 jobs
do you guys play tekken here?
miary comes out tomorrow bros yipee
>>548492840no.
on the 3rd if you are an EU cuckler, like me!
had a dream in which i attended an orgy someone i knew was organizing and my old crush from uni just jumped on top of me and after a bit of foreplay she wanted me inside of her but i couldn't achieve penetration since my dick is actually kinda big so i was asking her what would REALLY turn her on and the gestured towards her neck and i started kissing it but she took my hands to her neck so i started choking her instead but she told me that it was too embarrassing in front of the others who were really going at it at that point so i started fingering her and i somehow was able to really feel the inside of her vagina and I made her orgasm really hard (i gould feel the contractions) and she was so into it that I could fit 4 fingers inside of her so i tried again using my dick but then i woke up from a sharp pain coming from under my lower right ribs and i think that i really need to drink less
my drunken psychosis was so bad that at one point i convinced myself that they remade ocarina of time exclusively for the xbox one and that there was a super mario sunshine 2
were you getting the psychosis while drinking or during the hangovers?
mostly hangover but definitely woke up shortly after going to sleep in psychosis. i've seen the shadow people, told one to fuck off once.
1 time I got drunk and thought tekken 8 was fun
>>548434720>>548486794Careful now. Criticizing VF in any way automatically makes you an A-Log or something according to this asshurt shill who's still playing a 20 year old masher with an HD reskin and less content. >>548435141
i’ve never been drunk, but i imagine it would make tekken 8 tolerable
>>548434367>>548436053And after that, even after all their goodwill dries up to where even the Japanese get sick of them, they'll do another interview where they repeat the phrase "we won't have unnecessary features in the game" to make shills snoyface again, thus repeating the cycle.
https://x.com/MisterVFDC/status/1994797556413448607
thank you...
logitech g29 is still broken gt7 remains unplayed
this Bryan plays mad bummy
>talking about mechanics some more>they still don't have a proper title>they're shooting for GoTY quality (it'd be better in Dragon instead of Unreal) and thinking outside the fighting game box... whatever that means.
>not even two years >game feels like t7 before t8 release>but somehow worse
>>548493975i had a week where i was trying to cut back and barely slept because i kept immediately going into sleep paralysis ended up getting really confused until i figured out it was probably DTs and then some other stuff happened but everything worked out in the end except for the g29 being broken and needing to be destroyed
current tekken 8 is its own unique kind of dreadful
I feel like this is the least anyone has given a shit about tekken tournaments. terrible meta, no interesting storylines. only thing is a few new pakis
everyone was sick of them by the end of tekkuso 7
pakken 8
you watch kunimitsu paki mirrors into tekken 8 dragunov paki mirrors into nina/anna paki fiesta
All these Automaton interviews say is they are wayyyy too early into VF6's development
I keep hearing that I shouldn't go into stance after ff2 with Reina. I get it, the risk reward of sen is not worth it against a decent opponent but without that wtf does she have to threaten others in neutral? Just move around and EWGF hoping for the best?
this is one of the most beautiful women everwe need a kazakh chick in tekken
we currently have the interesting storyline of asuka mains developing their fundamentals at an incredibly rapid pace ever since the start of season 2not sure how they've been practicing but it's clearly working
>>548496742the game is shit to watch unironically. good for 5 minute sessions here and there but actually watching it? you see the exact same shit at all levels of play. launcher combo tailspin heat burst, every single round, every single match, every single time. every player from fujin onwards is doing the exact same combos and has the exact same general gameplan which is poke into buffered step until you get the launch then you do your 15 second cutscene then you do oki then if oki hits you get the round and if the oki doesn't hit you do your mid mid mid heat engager string for another +5 mixup
bluds don't even realize rgg can't shit out stranger than heaven and they still expect vf6 any time soon :skull:
>>548495405I cry for you GT king
by the time vf6 is out nobody will give a fuck about fighting games anymoreand tekken 9 will be on the horizon lmao
>Miary Zo tomorrow>free from slavery work all weekIt's game time
It's actually completely fucking up my brain how they show these concept arts that look interesting then they show the bland moeblob that is the 3D model and everybody just acts like it's the same character.
>>548497217Low rank Tekken is unironically more enjoyable to watch because at competitive level, they just adhere strictly to the meta moves. Movement is not impressive when the game just forces in-your-face stance mixup scenarios anyways. That was always what made high level Tekken appealing.
>>548483663she's too pretty nowpeople WILL act up if she tries that
>>548497592Japs have suffered massive competency drain the past decade. I just don't have high demands anymore.
greenie rulers be like low rank tekken is more enjoyable to watch because i can understand it
>>548497694True. It only worked in older Tekken games because Ling was always that retarded kid chink. Now she's OMGWHATAHOTBAAHBITA
>>548497772Greenie Tekken is real Tekken. What you see at highest level of play is not how the game is supposed to be played. Just ask Harada.
>>548497417>>548495405why are you posting about racing games here?
>>548498240t8 is so boring that people would rather talk about cars smdhing my head
>>548498240tekgen is the general for kekken and gran autismo
For the love of god harada.. stop giving me patch announcements in game instead of in steam without any links to anything anywhere so I gotta check the fkn jap website of tekken for patch notes and then the bandai site cause it's completely random where shit appears first or at all.
Which car would your main useI can see Lee in a classic vintage german car, something like an E24 635i or a 190SL
leohe's a faggot so he uses a bike
I reinstalled today after two weeksi also uninstalled again no matter how much i try, how many matches i have, how many wheels i spin.. i can never play real tekken
real Tekken has never been tried before
i want to outspace and sidestep, whiff punish evenbut it is physically impossible in this game
those new voice actors in the oblivion remaster suck ass and not in a charming way like the old ones.
>>548498993Lee is known Honda driver.
>physically impossible I love tenryus that will blame anything but themselves
>>548499376purchase armor carry dlc and all your moves will auto space you for a whiff punish
>>548499860I call him Armor Cheat but Armor Carry is catchier.
>give even more money to tekken 8i used to look down on creamfags but i give them a pass now
https://x.com/Harada_TEKKEN/status/1993986075782717449It's so sad all of it. He wasn't doing well his last years.
>>548499860Instead of the obvious like Arisa, Feng and Bryan, you decide to go with AK? Fuck u talking about.. b3 gaming?
stray cats are fighting outside again and making the loudest noise possible.
i get kicharged by Alisas, AKs, Laws, Reinas, Steves after taking two rounds off of themI mean, you didn't even do shit.. what do you believe are you even doing? You aren't even playing the game.They probably think i'm mad when i'm just so tired of noticing the game design flaws.
lads shimbori just quit bandai namco what does this mean for tekken
bluds be like be sure to remember this dude that croaked like 2 months ago
It's like people honestly think they are good at the game when the game plays itselfYeah, good job spamming the safe range 9 homing mid heat engagers that also tracks 360degrees and is also a natural launcher. Good job, buddy. You are epic gamer!
>haven't been drinking while wfh for month>alterating between drinking and not drinking every day for a month>haven't called sick into work because of drinking for a monthstill, I need to better myself
every other char is the same so when a guy beats you it's fair game
it's december already wtf
>>548499376nah sidesteps are fine in fact the game is a poke into ss simulator right now partly because this is a range 0 masherbackdashing though lol
wheres mainmani need to hatewatch
mainman killed himself during the weekend in anticipation of miary zohe won't be missed
that guy was righttekken 8 is literally made for monkeys
so what if we made a character with i13 and i14 mids that both track fully
I need a fucking job
Is Azucena the most honest character in the game?>heat smash doesn't wall splat>no throw that interacts with the stage in any capacity>no wallsplatting punish/heat engager from while rising>no infinite strings that are safe every string is 2 or 3 hits and the mid is always punishable and her strings are consistently steppable>the homing mid is -8>the only spammable move (uf3+4) is easily sidestepped to any side>poor lows>poor frames on moves on block or on hit meanwhile Bryan gets +5 on block on what's basically a jab that launches on counterhit and +5 is more than any of Azucena's moves on blockWhat do we think, chat?
Tekken 8 is the "tekken experience" for the "broad audience"Such as is every modern game now.Everything for the almighty "broad audience"that will resell the game after two weeks of not playing which then the guy buying it will resell it to another guy after two weeks, practically losing you customer in the long term
im such a wussy sometimes
>is azulaw honest?I think you should brew yourself a hot coffee and pour it on your facethen brew another hot coffee, and do it againMaybe you'll wake up
>>548501551She has auto evasion stances.
>>548501732Umm... Use a mid bro... Stop mashing jab...
>>548501807One of her stances evades mids....
>>548501732just do a mid lolmeanwhile zaf/yoshi/xiao evade mids regularly on top of good old high crush
>>548501834She doesn't get auto evasion while backturned. You have to time the parry, bro...
like whats the point of even allowing sidestepping when every character gets you at the wall and you can't do anything but hold and wait for anything you might be able to punish when everything just realigns automatically?
shut your lame ass up, nigga
why is this fucking game 140gb
l exposed myself
Motivating to see how much AK and Asuka players have improved. Perhaps most improved players this season by far.
>>548501551>Heat smash can do absurd damage at the wall, +110 combos>1+2 throw breaks floors>True but she gets a 50/50 everywhere on crouch into another 50/50>True>Pretty sure b2 is not -8. Or f4 but I can't confirm>True but it's still a retarded move>Db3 and db4 poor lol>Her + stuff is good enough to enforce her shit regardlessLuv Az but don't downplay my girl retard
>round start>random launcher>carry to the wall>pop heat>wallcombo into plus on block heat moves for chip>heat smash>guess for gameit's crazy how many rounds in this game go exactly like thisthough some times it can also go>round start>random launcher>carry to the wall>pop heat>wallcombo into plus on block heat moves for chip>opponent does some kinda panic move and/or evasive launcher>carries to the other side of the stage>other guy's heat runs out>heal back to 75% hp>pop heat>wallcombo into plus on block heat moves for chip>heat smash>guess for gameI mean that's a pretty HOYPE comeback les be real fellerscaptcha XDD0D
>play yoshi>go airborne>get instantly launched >they do their whole cutscene>they wasted heat for 60 damageinsane that so many players don't know
>>548502696>>Heat smash can do absurd damage at the wall, +110 comboswhat>>1+2 throw breaks floorsok retard alert I am no longer reading this post
>>548502960I think he means where you let the heat smash whiff and the final hit of it gets them at low wall hit, this gives you another guaranteed spike with lib d3 into the crouching low
>>548502960>Doesn't even know the simplest and most well known Az tech>Still feels compelled to talk about the character and her balance state
Can't believe wallsplatting heat smash is still a thing
what are you retards talking about
my micropenis was laid bare
mods crush this fake exhibitionists gem
exposedanon didn't even expose himselfthe worst part is the hypocrisy
no I exposed my micropenis to the world and they make fun of me for it
i'm addicted to iidx now
hmm *thinks* why yes i'll watch the ltg racist compilation video for the 5th time
>>548501959>you have to time the parry broJust mash it to get out of backturn combos.
>check for tekken 8 cheaters vids on yt in the last month>hundreds of hits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfv0V1SxbNA
when will something good finally happen i want to cry make it stop why everything is so grim
only constant with that "problem" is you
I have failed
are you really chinese...
>>548505427i'm not killing myselffor now fuck you
wish a cute guy would expose himself to me
who here is hyped for Miary??!
>>548505153wish this fucker would die
>>548506308do it linus take the smith and wesson retirement plan
>>548506832
chinese people eat cats...
imagine a chink blud and a korean blud getting into it whether cat or dog taste better
>>548506217>>548507386>>548507452that's od however deeeah
hop on gt7
mid dropped
LinusTekkenTips
g29's are expensive
the joke is there's a pussy under her dress but she really has a penis
the fergus vs kinggay seeding rigging to downplay asuka has been hilarious
/tekgen/ dream loverhttps://x.com/grimoire_eis/status/1995407032808358177?t=nGBg146fzAO0BohpXQmeJw&s=19
You know what's funny? My life.
and he's 48
uncwife
I need to fuck a tgirl
a man is what i need
wonder if conversion therapy works
wow its so weird how the moment you swap to the much cooler ryu the game becomes 10 times better makes you wonder why they even added this yakumo retard huh
I can't decide if I like my shemales feminine or a lil nasty more
they have some guy on steve wilkos getting exposed for masturbating to shemales
>>548509696I dropped the game before Ryu. Mid as fuck Platinumslop.
>>548510059filtered
1 to 2% gaybarely noticeable
>>548509696when did i click it?
>>548510059you're not missing anything, i'm just finishing it because i forgot to turn off the xbox shit, game's mediocre as fuck, ryu stuff seems to just be the usual "play the same shit again from his pov" which is an improvement because he feels a lot better to control than yakumo and ryu is someone you actually want to playexpecting platgames to make a good game is like expecting bamco to fix tekken at this point
zoomers are such fucking retards.
so am i
my dick don't work no more
Zoomers are based. Millennials suck dick with their victim complex and mass shootings.
yeah zoomers and their anime induced mental illness totally won't turn into shooters eventually
blud just passed the lie detector test and ain't foolin around with tgirls I dunno if that's a w or an L :skull:
blud has game pass and wants to lecture devs on how to make decisions
blud has adhd and wants to give gaming feedback
>>548511168Rather anime than shit like Marvel and Star Wars.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlqwvK4hidYtekbros this is our future
what happened...
platinum should put more iframes, rolling and Ryu talking in riddles about something that happened
>>548511360it's a reality already for me
bruh that shit would hit fr they need to make it one button for all the hittin too shit gets mad crazy for my brain when shit not mapped on r1 ong
>>548511360300 hours in tekken 8
i like how you can't just dislike games anymore especially if they have a reputation for being hardbtw game's so hard if you hold block then move dash jump you're essentially invulnerable to anything except the big flash attacks because the game considers you in blocking state even during the dash and jump recovery frames lmaovery difficult
the 8 in tekken 8 stands for how many times you'll play it before uninstalling
just imagine how good gran turismo 8 will be
nah u can dislike em it just cant be a fromsloppy game
3 days till metroid prime 4 and you're sitting here like it isn't the best event of your life
not getting midtroid
HOLY HECK IT'S S_S_S_S_S_S_S_S_SAMUS ARAN SAMUS PRESS ZR FOR GRAPPLE SHOT
wasn't it for metroid, the only memorable game this year would be sloppedition 33 and that would be a fucking terrible way to end the year
I see.....have you seen any sailors around?
blud said I played nothing all year except this so it's all I remember
only french dev i fuck with is david "I don't make games for faggots" "all the women in my games are WHORES" "i am going to kill ellen page" kage
are yoshi players sociopaths or funny kids
I can't imagine submitting yourself to play a game by BYTHEFRENCHthey only know about animation
right sorry, i forgot to mention the almighty good silent hill f, god this was such a good year for games
>>548512459
most games released this years are shorter than the shortest cutscene in any metal gear game
midgoyslop
Nascar 25, Hades, VIRTUA FIGHTER 5, Shinobi AoV, Silent Hill f, Tempest Rising, EU5, F1 25, GT7 Spec 3, Hollow Fart, the new Kojima slop if you treat him like a retard and play the definitive version next year for free, Timesplitters
splitters rewind some unc shit that dropped and no one gave a fuck cause the game really mid ahh fuck
silksong was pretty good
i play chinese wuxia slop and ninjo gaiden 4, i like it therefore it's good
>>548512528they're clownsand i wouldn't want to play any other character
>silksong games mid I finished it only because the first games mid I dropped it
>>548508772I don't know what is more impressive:His looksor the fact this dude is 47 years old.
>>548512539stealing this meme XD
the only thing you can complain about yoshi is flash and spin which both can be easily outplayed relative to the rest of the roster but if you genuinely complain about them you're a scrub
https://www.idrlabs.com/toxic-masculinity/test.php
why do bugmen love yoshi so much
Zoomers mog us. We spent 5 years playing T7 only to be hardstuck blues. 24ers who've never played Tekken got GoD in S1. Millennials spent a decade pretending Dark Souls was hard, zoomers were doing no hit runs of Elden Ring on dance mats after 6 months. We are a failed generation.
Oh no, yoshi has to pay life to actually sidestep in this game and pray the move doesn't track or the opponent does have a read and does the range 25 mid homing move? oh no... spin is so broken guys
I only want the gothic remake
tekken 8 becomes easier to play the less you know about stuff like frames because then you play it the optimal way aka mash like a retard all the time
yeah but zoomers are literally the fake generationnothing they do is ever genuine and every speedrun or not hit run is all faked for youtube ad revenue and twatter clout
I can complain about Yoshi all day. He has always been balanced by doing low damage and meh tekken neutral tools. But it's nor his fault, it's T8 design
>>548513798Kys. Half of his movelist is patently broken and doesn't function as any Tekken moves should but nobody cared until late T7 because he was bottom 1 before that.
my cope is that i never played seriously and mashed since 2004 toxicity by system of a murret
>kysi do all the time but my opponent diesyeah... a high risk high reward move.... so heckin broken, 4chinsisters...
https://youtu.be/tHL7OfXbFhMit's up
if you unironically complain about yoshimitsu in the current stage 5 cancer state of the game; you don't play the game
Shut the fuck you imbecile as if the whole thing, like you, isnt a huge pile of untested unloved dogshit.
renegade is not a good song
bro it's rude
>>548513831trojan virus
domo arigato mr double agent
>t.toxic male
all uncmusic is ass fr
remember how the VR meme was supposed to revolutionize gaming but now the only thing its used for is jerking off
Characters like Law, Kings, Bears, Alisa, Victor, Asuka, Lili, Clive, Hwoarang, Jun, Bryan, Williams, Steve and many more, literally get away with genocide and you think one gay space ninja from outer space is a problem because he has to have the hardest reads and pay life to use a game mechanic
>>548515057I don't think there is anything wrong with clive, bryan or arisa.
>>548514943It will make a comeback later this decade
yoshimitsu is the only character that got nerfedif you're not a yoshi main, you need to be quiet
>wannt to play tekken>scared of demoting from tekken emperor with kazuyafuck
im gay
i'm fujin kazuya
ill just demote i wont be afraid
Dont cry for me argentina
there's nothing gay about liking cocks and prostate stimulation
just play in qm
>>548517196i agree, but only if you attach it to a cute woman with nice titties
>hop on qm>9/10 are scriptkiddies
I just jacked off to shemales and discovered there's a company named nigged
imagine lili had a followup unblockable high to her df3+4 that's armor king for ya
remind me to do something in like 50 minutes i can't find my loud alarm
i'm so fucking tired
I dont care about your shitIts gay and retardedIm the only man here Thats why only my shit matters And the best part?You fucking know it in your fucked up sissy head
>devil jin is plus on wakeup after whiffing his retarded flying evasive wake up option so he counterhits my ff2 with a b4 love these plus on wake up mechanics i thought you're plus after combo enders nice they have to tech roll and everything
games i played this yearmetaphor: pretty good nglstellar blade: decentnightreign: fun for a few hours with friendshades 2: excellentsilksong: excellentexpedition 33: pretty gooddawn of war 1 remaster: still kinokunitsu-gami: surprisingly fundoom dark ages: it was alright, formula is getting stale thoughninja gaiden 4: very midtekken 8: absolute trash
what retarded flying evasive wake up option nigga
games I've played this year:Tekken 8 10/10Total War Warhammer 10/10Jurassic World Evolution 2 and 3 10/10 RAWRAges of Wonders 4 5/10
games I've played this year:not fucking tekken 8 nigga lmao
Games i didnt play this year: Tekken 8
>>548518167Are you truly struggling with an unblockable high that's slower than a snakedge? Green rank sama...
>hop on qm>no cheaters ever because I don't have schizophrenia
>game full of cheaters>"no bro ur schizo cheaters don't exist"literally just shut the fuck up man you mog yourself by saying this shit
Brace for impact, the schizo is going melty over imaginary friends again!
i got mogged by an elven tower
Recommend me a videogame that isn't Tekken 8 tekgen
we're back to emperor mr gopnicksPLEASE release me kazuya from the difficulty of playing you KAZUYA XSAMMAS I BEG OY YOU
Brace for impACKt epic contrarian sisters! We will say epic thing that contradicts other thing and it will be EPIC!
gays 4 donald
mac donaldbig macmc chickenbig tasty
>shizo is .. le bad!>tranny is .. le good!This fucking general man.I bet you all play sissy characters and wear skirts with your star quarterback shoulders feeling 'cute'Anyway my chudsenses are tingling which prob means we get a Tekken Tag 3 announcement at the vgas.
>>548520076gran turismo 4
tekken 8 makes me tired in the soul
>>548520076bloodlines 2
my kazuya sessions are like going to the gymyou dont wanna do it, you know its gonna give you a tiny incremental gain of skill in this case, you know you wont win more than a few thousand points if you even win any, you know its gonna be rough but you gotta do it
>I bet you all play sissy characters and wear skirts with your star quarterback shoulders feeling 'cute'i know i do
>ff3 into hellsweepif they niggas dont press after ff3 you gotta go for this one even if it seems counterintuitive to hellsweep at -3
>>548520076gran turismo 4 spec ii7 sinsBible BlackTenchu 2JuicedTimeshift
why would you play kazuya unless you are autistic and like mashing electrics and wavedash all dayhe is legitimately a net negative for your fundamentalsthe better you are at kazuya the worse you are at normal tekken
>start of the round>dvj does 1,1 into claw>goes afk because i block itits like every single retard thinks they're the only ones playing like the youtuber told them to
>>548513935I really do believe millennials are the worst generation to ever grace mankind. Zoomers do everything better and faster.
>>548521631Is that where he lounges towards you into plus frames? How do I knowledge check that?
By claw you mean db2?If so that's me. I also mix it with b1+2 sometimesThat's the safest mix that we are provided in neutral
>neutrallil bro thinks he's driving a car
>>548522370You can't drive a car in neutral
i just want to play like boa, this real tekken sovl for me
Tekken Taggu Tonamento 3
breakfast is ready!~
>>548522492yes you can
>>548522626i hope she made it with her leftovers!!
You do have a driving licence right?
Shut up you idiot
>>548522626where's her penis
>>548522834collected them all in gran turismo 4
>>548522979in my mouth and anus
>>548523510>unemployed shouting nigger with dreadlocks is unhygienicOh no....Anyways
>>548523792you're the one wiping with your dominant hand
That is nuts nigger
>>548524287Shut the fuck up chipmunk
>>548524287what a fucking idiot
>muh tournamentsThis mentality destroyed fighting games.
dont insult chipmunks
>>548524287>muh competetive integritywe are talking about d8 here lil nigga who fucking cares you gonna get 20 buffs to victor and the 6k is still gonna be there
i could take phiddy on in real life
>>548524763why he always looks so cheap
>>548524287yea the same way the game was changed after s2 release right
>>548521584he jut feels extremely nice to play>electric>patricide fist>df2>ws2>hellsweepevery move is both fluid and hits hard as fuck, very satisfying to play
but this time .. FOR REAL
phiDX kinda a snack nglwhite woman btw
>>548524858You don't understand fashion
tekken is fix
these are the people critiquing dale's fashion sense btw
>>548525318and such mid hoes are allowed to live lives on turbo easy mode what a clown world
those ugly bitches make zoomers crazy
>>548525625>>548525631those are men
>>548525625why don't we both dress up like them and take our chances?
my mom made me dress up like that all my childhood and now i work as a general for the marines
>>548525318I'd fuck pink haired
2025....
>>548526235It was not a bad year for me. Got a new apartment, decent pay raise and a new car. Also had sex which is more than what I usually get in a year.
Each passing year I grow ever more indifferent
>>548525740Nah nigga just look at the legs
heyyyyyyyyyyy maaaaaaaaaaannn niiiiiiiiiiiceeeeee bloooooooooogg
i want to fuck women but also look like a sissy kpop girl with perfect skin, women love me for my deep voice and artistic style
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