>>548311756>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:https://repo.riichi.moe>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong>/mjg/ booru:https://mjgbooru.com/>basic sanma tourneyhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/18gwxq94YjDh7a7dSl4GvSC7xtmYX-3lPFkaX5bm7rW8/edit?usp=sharing>registrationhttps://forms.gle/DESgg28n3HsjVZYe6>sheethttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/118JEPLEAN-_WKBOVXaAyWn0uWTt5S-Fa3UNCC9X0NHw/edit?usp=sharing
>>548407821What are we watching
>>548407912melty
>>548407912DOKOLYMPICS Melty Blood AACC cynthia-7.png
Hibiki feet...
>>548408041>painted toenailsslut
Qatar Grand Prix 2025
>>548407912Why pinks are objectively the worst: an essay 8:60
>>548407912https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shrzFej1xbg
>>548407912BLAST Slam V, Play-in Stage, Day 6: Stream B - Dota 2 LIVE
>>548407912【#雀魂 雀聖1】ポイントもりもり寿司【段位戦/神野莉子】
>>548408387you mean 8:60:34
Yes, watch the HNUltra programming, humangoy-- I mean, humanfriends.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvaTLlCAj1Q
doko
>>548409826chills
>>548409464wtf
I'd have sex with Cynthia.
>>548409987Cute boy.
>>548409987POOL'S CLOSED DUE TO AIDS
>>548409464every day I thank god I beat the odds and avoided being born in India
>>548409826>666DIE KAAVI
>>548410137Yeah, haha. Isn't it nice to be born somewhere other than India.I am not a pajeet, but I'm not sure this is any better.Save me.
>>548410307bangladeshbros...
ayeyeyeye furaege desukujouriu-12.png
>>548410307US-bros...
>>548410307indobros...
doko uuuuu
>>548410307I heard Indonesia is going down in the gutter right now My condolences
>There are third worlders in this general right now
>>548410307Poland bro...
>>548410307senegalbros..
>>548410613I'm a secret 4th worlder actually
https://youtu.be/fXq1GDjtWWE?si=GMQlyk462PChjpy_
I don't care where I'm born as long as it's to a very wealthy family
>>548410963Nibirubros...
>>548411082HOW DID YOU KNOW?
>>548407912Mobile Suit Zeta Gundam EP07 English Sub
One-Punch Man - Episode 32 (S3E08) [English Sub]cynthia-7.png
>>548411557More like one frame man.
>>548411557Any kino?
>nobody is watching Princess Session OrchestraWhat happened to all the Symphogear fans
>>548410307Bongkeks...
>>548411760Hopefully fucked off back to r/eddit where they belong.Fuck Symphocringe.
>>548411856reddit take
>>5484118564chan take
>>548411978Nothing is more reddit than symphoslop
>>548412056Only a redditors speaks in hyperboles
is this how japs play sanma?https://www.youtube.com/shorts/nV5W-Gc8tWs
>>548410613we can't have a nationalities tourney because /mjg/ would have to face the fact that thirdies would win it
>>548411682>Season 3 of OPM>KinoLolIt's almost CG Berserk tier of terrible adaptation
>>548412329Am I the only one that thought he was about to unzip his pants and whip out a big sweaty cock onto the junkmat when he stood up?
why is the /mjg/ homosexual population literally larger than any other general
>>548412262https://www.youtube.com/shorts/r3cHdFLzxJEthis is how japs play sanma
I'm not gay.I just hate women.
>download new MajSoul+>see picrel in codeuhhhhhhhh
Microscopic...
>>548413013not quite as large as /doko/
>>548413141Thank you for saving my RAM saar!
>>548413193when's the last time you saw a gay doko postthere's a gay mjg post every hour
>>548412667What do you fags even want with a nationality tourney? Teamshit? Only a few countries have enough unless you group them. Normal individual tourney but each player has a flag? You can already check the country of tourney winners on the map. If you won't doxx yourself for that shit, you won't doxx yourself for a tourney.tl;dr it's a shit concept.
>>548413317t. never plays any game in /doko/
I found out we are in december from tenhou resetting my monthly statswtf time goes so fast
>opened the basic sanma 2 sheetI have identified the Aikatsu schizo.
>>548413141It's fine, it doesn't clearly install any malware
>>548412262https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfZAgXPT-PEthis is how japs play sanma
May as well call it the discord tourney with this singup list
YOUR TIME IS OVER EUROKEKSTHE BURGERS ARE AWAKE
SEAmonkeys of /mjg/ vs Latinx of /mjg/, who wins?
Jabami Yumecute!
>>548413660yeah I could tell from the post quality going down
>>548413042cute retard
Steins;Gate is the best VN
... during opposite day.
>>548413630Anyone want to have some discord fun?
>>548413682Our most powerful and influential anons are SEA.
>>548413720Jewbami Yumecunt!
Please stop reminding me most of you are brown.
>>548413870reposchizo and baseline looper are honorary Europeans
Bravo burgers!
Burgers...
I'm not a fun of puppeteersBut I've a nagging fearSomeone else is pulling at the stringsSomething terrible is going downThrough the entire townWrecking anarchy in all that it bringsI can't sit idly noI can't move at allI curse the nameThe one behind it alllllll alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllDISCORDI'M HOWLING AT THE MOONAND SLEEPING IN THE MIDDLE OF A SUMMER AFTERNOONDISCORDWHATEVER DID WE DOTO MAKE YOU TAKE OUR WORLD AWAAAAAAAAAAAYDISCORDARE WE YOUR PRAY ALONEOR ARE WE JSUT A STEPPING STONE FOR TAKING BACK THE THRONEDISCORDWE WON'T TAKE IT ANYMORESO TAKE YOUR TYRANNY AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
someone update the mapit's been monthshttps://www.google.com/maps/d/u/0/viewer?mid=17yTZCmUlux7QTRDlPZRU84VT5e6HP30
Bottle of Scotch served on the rocks with a shot of CachacaVodka, Sake, Kamikaze with a handle of SherryA cherry Brandy with a Jaeger, Chaser, Champagne floatA Bourbon, hot Toddy in teacup of throat coatMartini, Bellini, Negroni, Baileys, Kahlua, SambucaSoju, Paloma, Mojito, Gimlet, Frangelico, GuinnessTequila, Manhattan, a Margarita, Old FashionedDry Vermouth and something I can't taste 'cause I'm so trashed
So what if you can see the darkest side of me?No one would ever change this animal I have becomeHelp me believe it's not the real meSomebody help me tame this animal I have becomeHelp me believe it's not the real meSomebody help me tame this animal
>>548414414>tfw guys nearby don't want to meet up with me
>>548414007thats not true is it
>>548414728that's itsteve, you've lost your aux privileges
>>548414007>when you're not brown, but the only significant difference between your people and niggers is skin color so it doesn't matter anywayHaha...
>>548414924how is anyone supposed to meet up with you
Media nox obscura noxCrudelitas animarumCampana sonatDuo decies
>>548415240>demons and magicians speak latin because... they just do ok???
>>548415240Cruxias Cruxio
Mahjong...?
>>548415478magic is mahjong related
>>548414728Steve would fight with her pillow while listening to this
>>548415382CRUDUX CRUO
>>548414414>steveposter in my vicinity
>>548415701MARANAX INFIRMUX
the map shows no one else in my country but i know you are there
BRASSAVOLANODOSAPAPHIOPEDILUMDELENATII
リーチAlea iacta est
>>548416283Bravo.... Nolan?
I hope you had a good thanksgiving my fellow tribesmen.
>>548413546What's the wait?
>>548413870Counterpoint: Both league TOs are latinx.
>>548417160Those TOs are dead now.
>>548417160>italianx
>medchads run leagueumm nordkeks?
Race war tournament when?
>>548417559did you just say...........war?
>>548415098Experiments that failed too many timesTransformations that were too hard to bindPoison's in my bloodstreamPoison's in my prideI'm after rebellionI'll settle for lies
Them uppity negroes can't play mahjong, can they?
did i hear what i think i hear
nyaggers... assemble
>Blue Reddit Cult>Talking Redditors>Echo and the Redditmen
is it time?
>>548417886
Time for... WHAT?
>>548417886Did you call?
The Charleston mechanic, the number of wins required for the round to end, and the joker tile should be available as tournament options. This way both memesuras could be defined with options instead of the hardcoded game types, they could be fine-tuned with various other options, and it would allow TOs to make even cooler gimmick tourneys.
It reeks of toxoplasmosis in here
>>548417938BÖC is kringecore /mjg/ material
>>548417886nyaa!
Feline abomination, I shall face you head on.Onward!
>>548417938Don't you talk shit about Talking Heads, chink faggot
>>548418315toiler status???
>>548418279DIE
>>548416609apparently 4p, but I think it has two heads this way (or maybe this is how you make hands like that)
Majsoul Friends Room 68834(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=68834
>>548416609I like the cute wall moving robot.
>>548418542hello shilokofactsdo you want to come home with me?
>>548418743Is that a?
>>548418743started
>>548418743
Bravo Europeans
>>548419109ru!
>*spams emotes for 20 seconds in your path*
Suji just … assume a ryanmen wait? Ummm what if it is not a ryanmen wait??? (Most are not) .. Japs are retards ??
>>548419514Only 20?
>>548419109Unfortunately it is not. A shame it didn't all come out twenty years earlier.
>>548419650>(Most are not)Only if you suck at efficiency.
>>548419650>Most are notwhat are you smoking
BEAT ARU THE PINK NIGGER
Why is riichi allowed under tobi nashi when you have less than 1000 points?
>>548420818Because it's tobi nashi.
>>548420818...have you tried that in ranked?
>>548420954>tobi nashi>ranked
>missed the asapin stream
Servers shitting the bed for anyone else?
Mahjong patch v1.1Removed aka doraYou can turn any tile of your choice for ura dora instead of doing it in order
>>548421802>You can turn any tile of your choice for ura dora instead of doing it in orderwhatyou mean i riichi and say "lol ura is 8s" if i have a 9s ankou? that's retarded
eeeerrm, the room is right behind me, isn't it?
>>548422164Instead of flipping the tile next to the dora indicator in the dead wall, you can flip any tile out of order
>>548413141stop stealing posts off my twitter feed
Can we actually get a gaijin jyanshi already
>>548423269Your Joseph reps?
big win dahby
DORAEMON
DAROMEON
My mom is kinda homeless
>>548415675
>>548418743ggs thanks for the games
>>548418743GGs
>>548424189I have a home.
>>548424332
>>548418743gg, thanks for the fun games
>>548418743ggs!
fujitakana is the best idol in the game, dare I say the best pink as well
>fujitakana is the best idol in the game, dare I say the best pink as well
>>548418542>2 shirokofox
>>548424842perfect blue
Ore ga yametara~ BANBABANDare ga yaru no ka~ BANBABAN
But who is the best Aru in the game?
>>548424842
>>548424189>>548424332>>548424401
>>548425509>only Koito has any shred of relevancy from the collabGrim.
Touzen!
>>548425651Emotes are too powerful. Just like at a shitty character like sheentia who got propelled to stardom thanks to her telly and blob emotes.
>>548425651ill have you know im /reminded/ of pantyhose madoka every 2 days of the week
Yagooey
>>548425651low T comment
for me it's hinana
>>548425860false
>>548425784>has to steal another character's face to be relevantHow did she get away with it?
Real Champions Room 75114(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=75114
>>548426140She didn't though?
>*peels off koito's face and wears it like a mask*
>>5484262152/4
I just want to report I bought the ThinkRider bike trainer thing an anon recommended a few months ago!
>>548426604Hahi! Godspeed on your journey to get fit, anon!
>>5484262152/4 still
I shaved today and now my dick looks freaking huge
I'm making food. I'll make a PINK room when it's done though.
>three 2nds are barely enough to make up for one 4thI need to learn how to play 4th place avoidance mahjong already
>>548426750hazukashi serifu kinshi
>>548427107Hoe...
>>548426997Proof?
>>548426750Thanks!
>>548427082How is 4th place avoidance mahjong any different from regular mahjong?
>>548426215Aight, room closed
>>548427943you can have a 15% deal-in rate and still climb in celestialhttps://amae-koromo.sapk.ch/player/75263237/16
>>548428005>giving up after 15 minutesSome champion spirit you've got there
Sorry, mother is making dinner and it's ready soon!
>>548428005oh no... we ruined anon's dreams......aiharamai-7.png
>>548428005pathetic mentaru
>>548428379Cope
>>548428216I thought she was homeless...
>>548428134He's actually a bit more conservative in Jade, in Throne as a celestial it's get 1st or 2nd or fuck off so I can see taking risks more often there
>>548428532Yeah that's the point I was making, he was more conservative in Jade due to the 4th place penalty.
>>548426436
Is there a 4th place avoidance book 1?
>>548429063
>>548411760I am and its fucking boring trashcould've taken inspiration from most mahoushoujoslop in the past 15 years to make something not repetitive as hell, but instead its monster of the week where nothing else happens and they always win doing the same thing without even any cool choreography or insteresting character moments
>>548429063It's actually the opposite thoughbeit? Cynthia is a Koito fan.
Kynthia is a Coito fan
>>548429082If there were it'd be a pamphletAll it is is adjusting your push/fold
>>548429669True
>Taro has the record for both the highest 1st place and highest 4th place in M-league with 112,800 and 24,000 respectivelyZeus Tsuyoi
>24 hour stream>42 hanchans in houou>7-11-16-8>only positive by +45
Did you know that in Italian, Spanish, and Portuguese, "coito" means sex, as in engaging in coitus?
>>548430752should've ended up +0 for maximum kino
>mahjong tamashi exhausted>online vidyas are tedious/enfruitlessboomer zeitgeist compelled me, hate is it
>>548430843
>>548430843this is a fart and not actually a pretend dick pic pov but instead of the penis she is putting her tail in between her legs?
Just ate Chitterlings
>>548431357incredible imagination. took me a while to realise what the fuck you were talking about
>2015>people laugh at me for being an incel>2025>people get angry at me for being an incel
>>548432656That's what you get for basing your identit on not having sex
>>548432740Not really, I just stopped caring at all. Suddenly other people care.
>>548432656Find better people
25 year old Aki
>>548432949>Nikaidouis hag based on her?
HISTORICAL /mjg/ event happening NOW!>>>/vm/2090904
>>548433145Probably
>>548433145No that was Rumi
Aki > Rumi
BIG WIN DAHBY
>>548433191LET'S FUCKING GO
>MLP but ... le japanese
>>548433705But that's pretty cure?
>>548432425
>/doko/ is literally taking over /vm/ with 6 threads up/mjg/'s influence is becoming too powerful.
>has haneman ready>dealer riichi>he folds
>forbidden nose pick caused a bloody nose It's over
>>548433970When are they going to move to /vg/?They have an above average pph even for this board.
>>548434294They were originally over here but got booted by a mod to /vm/
>>548434201
They should make /doko/ a board.
Majsoul PINK Room 20138(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=20138Calling all PINKSAll PINKS assemble
>>548434734can I join if I'm not Pink?
I'm at worko
>>548434836Only if you lose.
Ichihime's nipples are pink, does that count?
>>548434975Proof?
>>548434734full
>>548434941I-I will try
>>548435041>>548417778
>>548434383The change to /vm/ was voluntary because threads kept dying at the time.
>>548369713magure (紛れ)
>>548429063Nooo...
>>548369713KONO YAROU KUZU, KASUSHINE
Why are friendlies so much harder than ranked.
>>548437062bing bong ching chong
>>548437105It is more randomer
>>548437105It's not
>>548434975will need a taste test to confirmperoperopero
>>548437105i feel like i job in every friendly because i push every hand and chase the biggest yaku i hope not everyone hates me for it
mahjong is stupid
mahjong is gay
>>548438231>>548438456so true
>>548436918まぐろえびたい
>>548438567I hate fish kanji
>>548434734GG
The nyagger inside lost the battle...
You will be drafted to the Hazbin Hotel team and you will like it.
>>5484347343/4Help us defeat the PINK MENACE.
>>5484347343/4
>>548434734full again
>>548436918>>548437062How about magure yarou?紛れ野郎Has a nice ring to it.
>>548438837can it at least be the helluva boss team?
>>548438567うなぎうまい
We need a Kill all uma niggers team
I have hiccups. Solution?
I hate pinks!
>>548434734GG, thanks for the pink room
>>548442845look at a bright light and sneeze
>>548442845take a really deep breath and hold it for 30 seconds
>>548434734gg dark pink power on
>>548434734how deep into renchan hell can you drag us before you just chase chiitoi or something???i mean gg!
>>548442845Hold you breath for about half an hour
>>548442845Just stop.Unironically.
what's the mahjong equivalent of the scholar's mate?
>>548442996I take what I get. Blame Fuji
>>548443160kuitan
>>548441346No fucking way you fucking loser.
>>548432949>looks the samehow do gooks do it?
>>548443160
>>548443667was it a skill issue?
>>548442845
>>548443836If he discarded an honor yes, but in this case it couldn't be helped
>check friendlist>suddenly all random chinks I collected deleted mewhat did I do?
What's it like to have a Mahjong GF?
He shifted haitei to the player who riichi'd just to fuck me (the dealer) over...
>>548444819do my fantasies before falling asleep every night count as reliable source?
>>548444491Aaah
>>548444883>wallhacks aren't rea-...what the fuck is the idea behind that chi? the haitei shift hardly benefits him
>>548445209he sensed the flow
>>548445209He might have chii'd for tenpai and then chickened out dropping the dora, or maybe he was hoping on ponning 3s for keiten PersonallyI do make it a point to try and shift the haitei away from any riichi, but to do it specifically to dick over the dealer is a clever move I'd never've thought of
>>548444819It's not worth it
>he still can't count fu
>>548445603>to do it specifically to dick over the dealer is a clever move I'd never've thought ofThis can be a genuinely good idea near the end of the game if your own rank improves by the dealer paying more.
I will never count fu.
>>548446904>100x100I can count fu just fine
>>548403586my estimation is 7.9e213 for an aka 3 game, 1.2e212 for aka nashi.
Employment would be nice...
>>548447260100x100 is the optimal thumbnail size
>>548447452I like my mjs emotes all smudgy and upscaled thoughever
Well, have you?
I have a job I can't count fuI think riichi is negative EV
>>548444883你好 Kaltsu
>>548447452
The optional thumbnail size is 4MB
the nails should be neither longer nor shorter than the points of the fingers. Hippocrates spoke of this.
>bought a mahjong set and table last year>finally conned my mates into playing>i know all the yaku but am not very good (expert 1 in MJS) and have been using the score trainer to learn how to work it out>other 2 mates play MJS casually>4th mate doesnt know how to play much at all>crank the AC (its been hot as fuck in aus)>get shitfaced>have a lot of fun>my mate who barely knows mahjong wins every game we play>just keep fucking dealing into riichi, ippatsu, pinfu, iitsu with dora idk how he does itFeels good bros.
>>548449819whats the secret to a mahjong table?
>>548449924Uhh.. it's a fold out table with felt and cupholders? I wish I had an auto one but they're all like $5000
>>548450052>but they're all like $5000times 4 if you want one not made of chinesium and if you want it in europe
>>548449725literally how i keep mine
>>548451340I'll pass
>>548450239i enjoyed tetsuya but it was the worst animated anime i've ever watched
WWYD?
>>548452210the chink hag
>>548452210oikake 4s
>>548452210get double ronned on 4s riichi
>>548449725but hippos don't have fingernails?
>>5484522104bamboo riichi. that pinfu is ours
>>5484522102m
https://youtu.be/48ZWn81y9cQ
>>548452210im sorry but you have to leechynya
>>548452432they have toenails
Tetsuya was only good when Boshuu was around. What was even the point of the girl arc? Nothing even changed.
Akagi: The Genius Who Fell Into The Eminence in Shadow
>Evo is going to overlap with league nana I'm sorry team
>>5484522102p
>>548454379STEVES ARE PLAYING IN EVO???
>>548454482I'm not, I have to do work (for free)
>>548454379that's a single weekend and league goes on for several weeks
>>548452350>>548452423>>548452484>>548452726>>548452857>>548454475Don't really know what to think of this, I just went for the 4s good wait tanpin chase even with the dora suji 4s looking really dangerous in many directions and the round already nearing its end. It was still E2 so I felt a bit more inclined to gamble. Maybe if toimen was oya I'd fold.Mortal absolutely hates it, NAGA loves it, MAKA is whatever. Just do whatever lmao
>>548454832you just know at least one bot would oikake but i thought it would have been mortal, not naga
>>548454947mortal absolutely detests the push, was a bit surprised
>>548452131you haven't watched much anime then
rc forgot to actually add the limited rate up to a banner and it took them like a day to fix itthat's amazing
>>548454648It's gonna be a nearly two weeks for me
>>548454832mortal you coward
Can someone download Mahjong Wish and start training themselves on LuckyJ already? I want to see how good you can get by playing like a schizo robot.
>luckyj is so strong that it can theoretically get to tenhou by playing in tokujou>1st = +75>2nd = +30>3rd = 0>4th = -180Can you imagine having to play ranked when last place is 2.5x more punishing than 1st?
>>548456849Just imagining is enough to make me not play ranked
WWYD? Ranked rules.
>>548457240Haku riichi inb4 78p
>>548457240Haku … don’t riichi … call anything that advances the hand for open haneman …
>>548457240The client
>>548457240riichi, your blocks are too shit to go for chinitsu
>>548457361>>548457452>>548457784>>548457817An adeptchad might dama and cut haku for chiinitsu. A saint might know that this is an iron instariichi, as an assured riichi pinfu dora with terminal wait is worth more than an uncertain haneman 2-shanten.But LuckyJ, the strongest bot of all, wraps back around to haku dama, with absolute certainty.Obviously, both Mortal and NAGA are 99.999% certain of immediate riichi.How did /mjg/ get this question so wrong? Should we all be going for more meme yaku?
>>548458293Use a trip so I can avoid replying to ur Wwyd in the future u fucking faggot
>An adeptchad might damain what universe do real adepts dama?
You're playing against bots I don't care
>>548458674>>548458780Why is /mjg/ so insecure about getting WWYDs wrong?
>>5484572408p
>>548458743nta but in a silver room game I played yesterday, all adepts, at least three of the players dama'd.
>>548458293Interesting. Could it be that luckyj ranks up faster than the other bots because it chases bigger hands?
>>548459000Truly the jade room of 2026
>>548451340Sorry Fuji, but I spent a grand on booze over the week.
>>548458883The client isn't wrong
>>548459296"The client" is wrong. Mahjong Wish has the superior AI.
>>548459000If it's a chink the only time they dama is when mortalbot tells them to
They should make MAKA a jyanshi
>>548459376My brain is superior to any AI. I will avoid deal-ins with schizo logic over math fartbuddy
>pay a bot subscription >so you can...uhh...gloat about your rank?I'd sooner spend that cash on cute outfits for my wife
>>548458883Lonely losers general
>>548459429I think it was a mostly westoid lobby
>>548459580
>>548459932You're the only one who even knows about luckyj
what girl should i roll for if i want to signal to the world that i'm a creepy weirdo
>>548460397She's free (hag)
>>548460397
>>548460397Momo or the other one
>>548460397gee i dunnomaybe the 11 year old child?imagine if your mahjong crush at the club asks you why you main this
>>548460709
Abandon all delusions of control (friendly) room.Majsoul Friends Room 68451(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=68451
>>548462794Started
>>548426604I haven't used it for half a year already
An orphan's curse would drag to hellA spirit from on high.But oh more horrible than thatIs being one tile from tenpai.Seven days, seven nights, I saw that curse,And yet I could not die.
I only cycle indoors when there's snow on the ground
>>548464556are you trapped in a time loop?
I can't believe fromsoft is dropping a mahjong client
We need to stop teaching 5 block theory to adeptchads. It only makes their efficiency worse.https://note.com/kawamura0603/n/n0af09acbb088
>>548464768indoor snow...
>>548464969Anon-kun, denwa.
>>548465341SHUT UP YOU GAVE ME PTSD
>>548462794GG.
>>548465072>here's some situation that proves basic theory doesn't work all the time BUT THAT MEANS you should avoid learning basic theorywhat a fucking retard making leaps of logicnever post this idiot again
>>548462794Back to 3/4 probably.
>>548465072This guy is trying too hard to be contrarian …
Scatman John - Su Su Su Super Kirei | All Commercials
>>548466328Started
LAY YOUR HEART DOWNONTO THESEAOFTHESTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS
Does anyone here play MJS on a Steam Deck
>>548469110I 'ick on 'eck
in summer camp... I got raped.that's right, #MeToo
>>548469329didn't happen
>>548469329You shouldn't have been in a frisky mood
>>548469329did happen
>>548469329Can confirm, I was the rapist
>>548469329pic or didnt happen
>>548469329No one will ever believe you.
>>548369713バカヅキ
>>548462794gg
>>548462794ggs
>>548462794Good game.
>>548460163I thought he was a bigcoach guy.
nobody got raped at summer campdon't question itstop spreading false information about itor else
Man, imagine being the owner of an only girls school where all of them are your slave. Start your day at work by raping any and as many as you want of the pure girls because they all belong to you. Mahjong.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOk2-dLtkAw
>>548471064you people are so boring
DON'T THINK ITDON'T SAY ITDON'T THINK ITDON'T SAY ITDON'T THINK ITDON'T SAY ITDON'T THINK ITDON'T SAY IT
Imagine having 1 (one) young, fertile and loyal wife
>>548471250WHAT A POST
>>548471064she wouldn't say that
>>548470896Isn't that for shan'tma
>>548416609so those autotables have a Sanma setting?
>>548472090It's doesn't need to. The green thing pushes the wall forward automatically.
>>548451340I always like these tweet edits
>>548457240curious on what client that is, unless it's the aformentioned "Mahjong Wish", but then I have to add further.dev?home location of said dev?EN setting?
>>548472380It's not edited
>>548472808>dev?>home location of said dev?>EN setting?Why would this be relevant? Do you even know who makes Mahjong Soul?
>>548472986some group from hong kong, I know.Let's just say I have a few... ...reasons... ...to know.
>>548473075Are you a Taiwanese freedom fighter?
>>548473275just a concerned canadian dumbass.
Alice's Paradise
I'm Building a Free Pallet House in 129 Days in the Forestcynthia-7.png
We're still ratokoingIt's fun
>>548473498How does you being a leaf matter in the slightest
Why do anons always try to act mysterious? Aura farming?
>>548473984Shut the FUCK up Steve.
>>548473743It's like asking the local burger joint where you source the beef for your burger. Sometimes, you just have to know.
i wish i knew a tetris haghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrZ2OpQsXgM
>>548413546>uuankouI kneel
>>548474142>asking the local burger joint where you source the beef for your burger.not a single person under the age of 40 has ever cared to know this unc
How is being at work mysterious
sanmakeks...https://www.youtube.com/shorts/yro44WaAbhQ
>>548471778I thought he was a sanma guy.
>>548474561Maybe I mixed up bigcoach with luckyj...
>>548474532>he didnt believeDeserved it
>>548473984That's none of your business.>captcha: ARG4GA
>>548470896For you.
>>548462794Sorry forgot to say gg
I didn't forget
>>548474430what if I work at a jyanshi-killing company? huh? huh?
>>548474398so to answer my own question, the client shown here (Mahjong Wish)>>548455942...Tencent...
>>548474950bane?
>>548475630How long is your list, can I be next if I roll a 0?
>>548475687sorry I work by indirect commission only, get a mahjong enemy that wants to kill your first
Was being caught part of your plan?
>>548475847I have many
Lolita (1955)
>>548475847I dama
>>548476079Did you read it?
>>548476079mid
>>548476079Wa-ta-pon: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of 2 steps down the palate to tap, at two, on the teeth. Wa. Ta. Pon.She was Bunbun, plain Bunbun, in the morning, standing five feet three in one sock. She was Urusai Usagi in slacks. She was Bakyou-chan at school. She was Kaguyahime on the dotted line.But in my arms she was always Watapon.
also noticed another client called Amatsuki Mahjong. Curious how it sports not just Riichi Mahjong, but also Taiwanese, Sechuan, and Hong Kong variations.all it would be missing is Shanghai and American mahjong and then it'd be golden... ...but then I notice it also made by a Hong Kong dev...
>>548475635So?
>>548476436we need a All-American riichi client.
I dama
>>548476737Hi, Dama. I Anon.
>>548476632>AmeriZOG riichi clientNo thanks
>>548476632do you really want disabled black obese LGBT jyanshis?
I'm Aru!
>>548477058But we have all of those already...
Nationality doesn't matter as long as we can get a client devoid of gooner shit
>>548477173sir??? your tenhou????sir?????
>>548477173Lmao wonky dick
>>548477173Sorry, no one wants to play on clients without sexy children.
we need a new non gooner clientyes it needs anime girlsno they cannot be cuteno they cannot be sexyno they cannot be visually appealing in any way, that's objectifying to women
just want a client with lots of customization, good performance and quality of life features.don't like creepy weird fetish art? disable it. everybody wins.
>>548476374based
>>548477969he's not gonna fuck you bro
I want a mahjong client with rape mechanics
>>548478057Finally a good idea.
great, now I'm suffering a crisis of faith upon learning that Riichi City's devs are ALSO from Hong Kong...
Remember when Hong Kong was free?
From the bibber to the chii
>>548478438*sips*HK and Taiwan belong to China, sweaty.
The Chinese century is upon us, remember that burger friends.
always remember that like 25% of /mjg/ is chinese
>>548478671don't tell me what to do
>>548478738never remember that like 25% of /mjg/ is chinese
>>548478438isn't it pretty economically free?
>>548478876No. Maintaining the illusion that the CCP doesn't have their hand in everything is necessary to keep foreign investors is all.
start up mahjong soul for the first time in like a year>enter ranked bronze room>only 4 people doing 4 player southdead game?
>>548480879Only smurfs play south in bronze/silver
>>548480938unfortunate, I like south for being shorter games but i'm a bad mahjong player so i'm still novice
>>548481135East games are shorter wdym?
>>548481192Oops. Like I said it's been like a year since I played mahjong and I got my winds mixed up, that explains why there's 900 people in the east room
>>548481135>south hanchans>shorter than tonpuus????
>>548480998Slut.
>>548476374t. Rovert Rovert
>>548480938I only play silver hanchans.
Seriously considering breaking out of e3 by spamming silver tonpuu. The only thing holding me back is the possibility that I'd get caught and called out for it.
>>548482221you are not good enough to play in jade anyway, why even bother?
>>548482221>silver masterplease just read RB1 broi swear gold room is not that hard
>>548482438he's going to play in gold until saint he just needs to get master in silver first
A tile crawled up my arm and rested on my neck. When he whispered into my ear, I felt a tingle... He told me how to make a weapon to help us against our enemies. And here's the thing... it's just calls... it's always calls... but it stings like you wouldn't believe.Majsoul Friends Room 34242(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=34242
room within one discard of starting a sanma, everytime.
>>548481135and yet I still fight
get to grinding, M3 might not even cut it anymore at this point
>>548482701FUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKK I can't q with my alts this time
>>548482638>Idrinkwater08
>>5484825411/4How lonely.
>>548482701time to hit the gold tonpuus
>>548482541how do you have so many cat videos
>>548483001There's this thing called the internet where people share cat videos.
Maybe I'll join later.
The internet is a series of tubes and the tubes are full of cats.
>>548482541Started>>548483339'Later' is always too late.
your mom's tubes are full of my cum
it's later make a room hat
yagooey
>>548484619out of character
I survived NNN
Rabbit rabbit rabbit!
https://mahjongsoul.com/fanfestival2025Osaka/My wife is so beautiful.
>>548485463
>>548485698>shorter, smaller-breasted of the two sistersNo wonder he's irrelevant.
>>548482541Back to 3/4
>>548485584japanese women be like:
>>548485778They have the same height and breast size
>>548398885>>548404228I still forgot.
>>5484825413/4>3/4 is a 2017 Bulgarian drama film directed by Ilian Metev. It was screened in the Discovery section at the 2017 Toronto International Film Festival.
>>548486736Started
>back-to-back suuankou chancequit edging me yostar
make a room nigger
>>548487121not with that attitude
>>548487337it's over already anyway
You'll never know what life is all about until you experience true death and come back still alive.
>>548487121I'm not a nigger, niggaboo
Jigaboo jigaboo where are youI was here in the wood pile watching youJigaboo jigaboo come outNo sir I'm scared of the White man way down South You know it, 'cause I show it Stick your black head out and I'll blow it and the NAACP can't keep you away from lil' 'ol nigger hating me
>>548488020not a real song
>>548488087how new are you to the internet
>>548488087I haven't heard it either so yeah it's fake
>>548488020Mr. Rebel was ahead of his time
>Burgers go to bed>Euros ruin the thread again
>>548488745I'm still awake.
>>548488087
No One Wants Leftover Women. They Cry in Despair. Shenzhen Becomes the City of Leftover Women.
>>548482541Tried my best.
>>548489060igarashiharuna-994.png
Should I even enter CFB
>>548489356anon your dealer haneman
>>548489617yes, we need a telly
Don't make a room I'm on the toiler
>>548489714You are no dreamer. Dealer haneman? When you could have ALL GREEN? You could be a STAR. You could have EVERYTHING YOU EVER WANTED.
>>548489803I know when ryuuiisou is real and it ain't real bru
>>548482541ggs
>>548488851euroneetkek...
>>548482541Ryuuiisou stolen. Hope is a lie.Good game.
>>548489932Oh shutup, Nostradamus.
>>548490120what would a vampire know about ryuuiisou?
>>548490446
Who's the Daniel Negreanu of mahjong
why are yostar webdevs like this https://mahjongsoul.com/fanfestival2025Osaka/images/
>>548490446is that a metal gear reference
>>548490656Your gay virgin mother.
What did the cat say to the dog?Nothing because they're different species and can't communicate!
>>548490783does kana live in the cartoon universe where animals have their own language with grammar and vocabulary, but humans just can't understand it?
>>548490783Ha! That's a good one!
>>548490783
douko
I washed my ear pads with soap and water yesterday, making sure to squeeze out all of the water but today they're still soggy.
I wish I had a Majsoul gf (amab)
asian male anal beads
why isn't Ichihime real I need something to impregnate
>>548492529
>>548489295I'm going to Shenzen
>>548492783Don't bother, it's practically just "30+ hags crying that they can't marry top 10% males"
Man, I feel bad. I decided to play 3 player for the first time and proceeded to wreck poor two star Novices with back to back Haneman hands. They just didn't know any defense at all and walked right in to what should have been obvious waits.
I'm a bottom 1% male
>google translates jantama as "sparrow spirit"
this general has done irreparable damage to the reputation of mikos
You told me that Steve at the local club wasn't a strong player but I'll be Frank, but after playing at an IRL tourney they were all really strong. RB1 is full of lies.
>>548493273Which is fucked because it clearly means 'magic eight ball.'
sparrow is what the chinks called it
mahjong bros we've been played for fools
Bird
what if bird could mahjong
Akiko Shikata (志方あきこ) Concert 2013 LAYLANIA ~Black and White~ (original + romanised + Rus/Eng subs)
Latrinx hours really are the worst.
>>548494362She did songs for Ar Tonelico!
>>548494240There's no rule that says a bird cannot play mahjong.
>>548494479>latrinx
>>548492163I washed my earpads twice, once with detergent and once with diluted vinegar, but they still smell of ear juice.
>>548494362She did songs for Umineko!
>>548493706Mahjong needs to be eradicated.
>>548494849Chairman Mao be like
>>548494710I wipe them down every day with some rubbing alcohol and it seems to do the trick.
>>548494481>>548494808Is she an /mjg/core singer?xenia-6.png
>>548495191We should invite her to play with us.
>>548495191perchance
Finding Akiko Shikata is basically the musical equivalent of finding a fairy in the forest.
>>548471068Cute chibis
>>548495459So that's why japanese people keep saying Shikata ga nai.
>>548493784Smart
What if AlphaZero plays mahjong?
I often find myself valuemaxxing my hand instead of going for efficiency.How do I stop?
>>548497667Have you tried going for efficiency instead of valuemaxxing your hand?
>>548497775>"I need to go for efficiency here">"but maybe I'll get lucky next draw? Let's see..."Goombler brain...
>>548497667I don't know, I don't even check dora tile at the beginning of every round
>>548497667simply ignore all value except dora.i have completely forgotten all yaku except sanshoku tanyao and yakuhai on my way to m2.tanyao dora 3 is the foundations of mahjong
>>548497667Valuemaxxing is fine, it's just there are instances that someone is ahead of you and wins the game, I hate being a lucklet.
>>548497667>maximizing the value of your hand is bad, somehowjust fold.
>>548497667Continue doing that, in fact be even more autistic about it. Sakurai says you should envision the best possible value for your hand from your haipai and build towards it.
>>548493706We told you it's a European general but you didn't listen
>>548497667I'm not good or lucky enough to think of going for high value hand and not just opting for a quick win with at least 2 han. Getting anything higher than mangan I just leave up to luck.
The Frog by Matsumoto Hōjicynthia-7.png
I'm winning, but it's because I'm retarded and my opponents are also retarded.So in truth, everyone is losing.
dooooomooooo~maebara-saaaan~
Are there any public holidays in Japan in March?
>>548499413white day
Getting paid to make a mahjong AI sounds fun but idk maybe it is all about math then it is not very fun
>>548499782colored tenbou are getting so popular i'm thinking of switching back to white
>>548499782>special flower tiles>no one plays with them anyway
Imagine Xenia on a treadmill
[Color Graded] Predator Badlands 2025 1080p HDRip AAC2.0 x265-EaZy-TBMoviescynthia-7.png
>>548499573but they are yellow?
Who are we cheering for?
>>548499870Absolutely no one is getting paid to make a mahjong AI.
>>548500741Nina, Moco and Crow are the only /mjg/ approved vtubers
>>548500741Only Crow, everyone else is /jong/
>>548500807t. never heard of SuphX
>>548500741Moco, maybe Nina. Crow doesn't need cheering since she's too strong
back to your containment hole
>married whore
>>548501224stop being a jeet
>>548500979Is that the shitter AI who quit immediately after he luckshat into houou and hasn't played since?
>>548500741Doragon and yankee girl
>>548501438It's the AI that Microsoft developed and paid researchers a fuck ton of money for it
>>548499782>buy Mahjong Soul official mahjong set with handy, strangely elongated, carrying bag>now I can bring mahjong with me on the go>bring it to public gathering>couple people eyeing me up>they must want to play mahjong with me>approach them, reaching for my new mahjong set, tell them to stay there>they start running away, yelling>cop tackles me, spilling my brand new tiles all over the pavement>they're chipped and scratched>body hurty>tfw didn't make new frens>tfw no mahjong gfeven normalfags hate mahjong apparently
>>548501536And shelved because it sucked and fired everyone working on it.
Made in Honk Kong > Made in China
crow hasnt even streamed mahjong in a week lol fake tuber
>>548501803>and fired everyone working on itNever happened, they are still working for the company t. works for Microsoft
>saaaaaanshoku saaaaaaanshoku omigoto nanoja
>kikoeru ka? sutehai sanshoku>*misses sanshoku*
GLORIOUS DAY
>10 minutes since the last post/mjg/... is dying...
>>548502702We're watching the telly
>>548502702m-leaguekek hours
>>548502702don't worry, we'll import league tourists soon enough
>>548502702
>>548502850holy digital okada
DLORIOUS GAY
>>548502850That looks nothing like her... It looks like AI slop.
>>548501643Sounds like a burger problem to me
>>548503601I would whale for TANO*C riichi music
boku no soku no sensei no oya no guuzen no opan no LEECHEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6FoTIGnSrU
>>548503853We have our own in house DJ now
>>548502850konmai did it better
Hinata hate
>>548504603brunette blue eyes is peak
>>548501857sir please do the needful and make the AI
They fired Glep!
>>548504798one of the better episodes this season
>>548504798who's glep?
Saki what the fuck?
>names
Why is maka so soulless?
>>548504919Man I hated the middle so much I stopped watching. I've been really enjoying Haha you clowns though.
>>548505045because it's a literal robot?? anon??? hello????
>>548505051Anon, it's 10 minutes long, surely you can at least put up with it for that long to finish it.
>>548505045did you get it at least?
>>548505169simply add a whimsy core into the mainframe. what's the problem exactly?>>548505253of course i did
>>548505045>go for either 48000 points or 2 han bakahonmaybe not the worst meme decision in the workld
i ate too much lactose
Haha take that you fuckin luckshitter
>>548505514your whiteness reps?
>>548505514
>>548505357Post tits or gtfo
>>548505767https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=At_WjGosTNMxenia-2.png
>>548505238It was just looking like a president jimble level weak episode. Was surprised you said it was good must have a hell of a good third act.
>>548505894NTA, but he didn't even say it was good, just one of the better ones. This entire season's been weak though.
SAKI DON'T DO IT
>>548506063holy based hageven when in last place, just fucking fold
>>548506009Okay fair enough
based Hori
what a lame ending
https://www.reddit.com/r/SmilingFriends/comments/1pb5vqt/nothing_here_but_us_chickensright_glep/cynthia-7.png
>>548505767I FORGOTTED MY ANKI DECK OF RACIAL SLURS
>>548506919more like your unc deck bruh fr
>>548507025go gargle tide pods zoomshit
>>548506518I still don't get why people lose their mind over this showIs it just because old NG animators made it?
>>548505894It wasn't great. The jew joke at the end was kind of forced, but I'm sure it drove the fans wild enough to give them a 4th season
>>548507615For me there's not a lot of recent comdies I think are funny and smiling friends has its moments. It just has way more misses than people give it credit for.
>>548507615>Is it just because old NG animators made it?Yes. Also even though it's not that funny, it's still one of the more enjoyable animated shows out there since the bar is pretty low.
>>548506518>streaming on redditDo these cunts not know how to torrent?
>Sheentia doesn't know how to torrent
...
>>548509403Show your haipai so I can call you retarded for those discards
【#キズナアイ9周年】活動9周年記念!99名プレゼント企画します!【新告知あり】cynthia-7.png
I play nukige while playing friendlies.
>>548509975Xapitan...please come back...
>>548509975That green stuff from doom?
IGoonFriendlies
the absolute state
Draft me to the goon team
>ippatsu>dora san>ura sanRaidenkeks...
>>548504603why can't we have more anime girls with fat dick sucking lips?
>>548511624because it looks retarded
who did raiden piss off? why are they constantly eating shit now?
>>548511710Me.
>honda has the final dealer seatraidenchads, relax
it's going down isn't it?
SHINGLETARDS?????
>>548512010>le bunbun flow
>>548509835Thoughts?
>>548512443It's one of those games. Go next.
>>548512251rabbit rabbitrabbit rabbitrabbit rabbitrabbit rabbitrabbit rabbit reddit rabbitrabbit rabbit
>>548512770AH FUCK I FORGOR
Are you feeling sad?Yes I'm feeling sad.
God, I love PINKS so god-damned much.
>>548513069Oh yeah? Name 10
>>548513159Fujita Kana, defender of the Adeptchads, Hahier of the soul, and singer of melodiesAru, filler of forms, the village idiot, the formerly unspoken truth Nodoka, big titsAnd Jackie Chan!
HONDAAAAAAWE STILL FIGHT
>haitei tempaiholy fucking SHITthat was a close one for raidenhonder can still do this
Waging on Mondays suck
https://youtu.be/RtTYQuO1j6wcynthia-7.png
It's almost Christmas and New Year huh. My life had gotten down the shitter that I wished I could just died to some horrible accident. But I'm still here and I'm glad to get to hang out with you guys. Hopefully it will get better( it won't.) Mahjong
What ishe doing
>>548513941Giving this depressed anon a hug!
Get fucked Hori
how the fuck does hori keep jobbing if he's so strong
LOLkarma for that terrible kan
ahahaha where okada now fat pig?
kek
was it necessary for hori to take 2 minutes to think before dealing in with 7s to preserve no yaku iishanteninstead of just cutting the safer 9s for tanyao iishanten?
>>548513941Hahi! I would recommend you start making small changes in your life around things that you can actually control! Start exercising, but take things slow so you can make it a habit! Start sleeping on time! Go out for some early or late night walks without people getting in the way! I won't promise it'll make things better because I don't know you, but it must at least be better than sitting around waiting for death!
>>548509130she never had to
>>548514543>sleeping on time>early or late night walksare you retarded
>>548513941All you need is a pussy
>>548516528>hahiposter>retardedChecks out
Yakus for forgetting about your ex?
>>548517506thirteen orphans
>>548517506Chankan because you got NTR'd
>>548517506Seven pairs, if you catch my drift
>>548518428>>548518428>>548518428
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