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Teio!
Fuji event rewards
Moshi mosh? 3 burger, XXL pizza with fries. Thank you very maccha des
>make better narita taishin than the one that won me gemini cup>worse rating
>>548510343are you trying to starve her
>dogshit run where it looks impossible to hit stat goals>this inspoI'm fucking tearing up.
>>548510230posting in a Digitan thread
Digitan LOVE
>>548510283>rainbow crystal shardTARGET: CAPTURED
Mayachi...
weeeeeeeeeii
>use stamina parent on front runner>activate -4 head on inspiration every single time>use same parent on pace>never activates head on and have to rely on rng bubbles>they're both double circlesThis is worse than groundwork. At least groundwork had rng support cards as backup. And now it has guaranteed.
>>548508672>>548508815>>548509097>>548509198I did it on my second tryIs this guaranted to be s rank now?
THIS IS A SKIP MONTH!
>thought mejiro dober "hating" men gimmick is because she can't wint against colts>have actually won in unisex races few times including G2 All Comersweird af but yeah 85% of her races are ohimba only
>>548510283but how does the event works?
why is she looking at me like thiswhat did i do
https://jiggie.fun/7qJHGLhttps://jiggie.fun/7qJHGL
>>548510585I think the gimmick is that the IRL horse became a breeding machine after she retired
>>548510619i'm guessing its like the golshi event where you just do hardmode career runs and get gibs for beating it
>>548510580>one week left>still no 5 borrows
>>548510336cute, I pet my trainee head everyday
>>548510519hehe
Oneesama
>>548510673You are now official property of the Gyaru Gang™.
>>548510574maybe if you get a lot of gold skillsthe thing is low stamina and guts is gonna drag your score down
>>548510673She just got an idea
>>548510535Man I REALLY don’t want to drain me until I’m a shrivelled husk of a man that’d be frickin awful!!!!
>>548510685That's all mares though?
>>548510574FUCKING SHIT YOU LIED TO ME UMA AAAAAAAAAAA YOU LYING FUCKING BASTARDSSSS
piggy piggies
>>548510580>every single new umas are late surgerwtf? late era?
>>548510795I got all gold skills i couldThere was one left but i missed 80 points
>>548510894>it all builds into dober at the end of the month>late's forever parents are basically locked the fuck in with doberyeah late caps (as in peak) here
>>548510343ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
>>548510894it's time to RISE my fellow lategawds
Palmer = Gold City > Tosen Jordan > Helios
>>548510580WE ARE ALL ROLLING FOR DANCHOU
>>548511170Wtf
The Dober hating men thing is the dumbest shit this fanbase has made and if you read her story it couldn't be further from the truth. If you're female, she treats you like a reliable big sister.If you're male, she turns in to one of the most classic non-violent non-angry non-bitchy (aka Gold Shitty) tsundere ever.Dober hating (You) is her blushing and going "D-Don't misunderstand I-I'm just grateful to you," "I-I guess we can hang around since I have nothing better to do..." "I-I guess you're a pretty good trainer..."
>>548510894>eralike half the umas in the game are late A
>>548511313She's just a closet pervert
>>548511170>4 teetsDid you sloppa a cow?
>>548510960what sparks are you using?
>>548510981I checked jp and they still. several years later don't have a better unique for backliners than pump and dober's.Grim.
>>548511170Bwo…?
Those white sparks would have been cool if this wasn't an ace run or Maru.
>>548511170Oguli Plap wouldn't understand what sex is
>>548511261is everything live rendered or this one is video? if it's the former cygames are wasting so much space for something people only see whenever they like it
>>548511313yeah I don't know why she is mischaracterized either, did these people even read the wedding event?
>>548511145Palmer would be very sad if she saw you writing this comment.
>>548510283>rainbow shards
>>548511447She would deepthroat trainer cock to squeeze all the protein out.
>>548511393that's right. you'll be breeding dober forever.
Why are umas like this?
>>548511313she doesn't feel comfortable with the male trainers version cause she gets wet when he's near
>>548511261
>>548511157it’s not fucking fair man where is my government mandated 6’11 buxom blonde horse girl gf
>>548511313Dober is a rapebait uma (she secretly loves it).
>>548510960Slightly too few stats and skills
Doesn't Dober secretly keep books about a prince sweeping a girl off her feet or something? Yeah, she's like barely a surface-level tsundere.
>>548511591that's too much even for Dober
>>548511393Wait. Really?
>>548510981Even now in JP the best parents to inherit their ults are release and early umas like seiun sky and picrel. They fucked up by making them too versatile and now the newer umas have to pay the tax by having bs hard coded conditions like "turf only" or "2400m only" etc for their ults
>>548511313>if you read her storyShe's not even out yet
>>548511864yesif you're a late/end chad enjoyer, might be worth getting her so you can make your own parent
>>548511393two parts to thatone is probably uniques getting more esoteric over the years, and you can't beat a skill that does one thing every single timethe other is the fact that there's been almost no general accel uniques since Dober
>>548511808Yeah, she writes them too secretly.
>the "Gojo Satoru" of Uma Musume
>>548511931>the other is the fact that there's been almost no general accel uniques since Doberjust Nishino Flower as the last big one iirc
>>548511313Isn't she even self-aware and calls her own behaviour "irrational"?>>548511924You have been able to read it for 3 years.https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLZZs1PbjEQdejXeeE9yo10Wx_Urs6x3FG
>>548511927Shit. I guess I have to roll for her, then. I've started to love Lates for their ease of training in the wake of fronts dying/being total ass to train.
THEIR franchise THEIR industry
>>548512064She's not even out yet
>>548511808>Daiwa but without the sinful bodyWhat's the point?
>>548511927I thought Nishino and Taiki have strict pace positioning reqsAre they really used as late parents in JP?
I think the anime only umas are meant to be fucked
>>548512106I can save her eggs
>>548511927>Kitasan SSR is meta>Kitasan uma is metai dont know what i expected
>>548512172depends on the track
>>548512045Cheer King is situationally decent as well (procs on the final straight), but everything else just has too many hoops
>>548511927Can I assume rushing doesn't happen as much in JP if this is considered godly
Bros, I regret dickrolling for Gold Shitty...not even her Xmas event was romantic...
>>548512247you wouldn't want to run og kitasan for pvp due to her self block mechanism, but anime kitasan is very OP
>>548512247It's Kitasan's world, we just live in it
>>548512341wit game, remember
>>548511927>launch and year 1 uma are like 90% of the SS and S tiers
Does Air Groove unique proc when she's a pacer?
>>548512247Kitasan uma's unique animation is sadly so shit
Tsundere is an extremely shitty trope that has derived from lonely men refusing to believe that a woman would actually dislike them"Oh this person says they hate me they must actually be madly in love with me but too stubborn to say it" you're a borderline sex pest
I don't make parents
>>548512361you are not reading between the lines, Taishin isn't romantic either yet they are pure wife material
>>548512361>trying to date a supermodelsorry bro but this never works out, you should've known.
>>548511927It's such a crime how OG Teio is in those. She can't even activate her unique herself
>>548512452we have a tsundere anon here
I only have 800 carats leftmaybe I should buy the P A C K
>3rd Duramente>4th Kitasan Blacklol
>>548512401i thought wit only mitigated the damage from getting rushed and didn't lower the chance of getting rushed at all
>>548512247>check Kitasan Blanco>built in groundwork>taking the lead>escape artist>dodging danger>unique is accel + speed if she is in the first with 600m remainingDid the owner pay to make his horse extremely overpowered? What the fuck.
>>548512470I will if it's going to be an investment that lasts like 4 years.
would (you) rather use MLB SR cafe or MLB SSR satono?will be using creek as well
I made one all purpose Tachyon parent for OguriAll I'll use until eos
So >/Umagg/has 1 Taishin and 3 Teio enjoyers. That's more than anyone else in a/a+. But rating is worrisome.>/uma/kekon1 Taishin and 1 Teio enjoyer. Pretty standard.>UmasumiSame as above.>Mambo1 Taishin and 2 Teio enjoyers. Still only ~100 position difference from gg, who have more.>AlmondLove1 Taishin and 1 Teio enjoyer. And Teio enjoyer is a danchou, which is plus.>Unbricked>no Taishin, no Teio. Seriously, guys...>Uma&Co1 Taishin and 1 Teio enjoyer. Same as in AlmondLove danchou is that Teio enjoyer. Position is high, probably same quota of 30mil.>Dacchis2 Taishin and 1 Teio enjoyers. Slightly more than average persentage of enjoyers. Offical quota, I could manage, most likely, but still...>UMADash1 Taishin, no Teio. Grim. 40mil daily average, the most active players are there apparently.
>>548512621You will roll for umas then their alts, Japanese player
>>548512572>kizuna the G4 merchant
>>548512663ssr satono is actually really good, way better than SR cafe if we're talking raw stats
Giving Ikuno my big Dictus.
>>548512572>894 startsJeez.
>>548512621do NYOT look at mayano the cat
>>548512669
>>548512663Satono Diamond is very overlooked due to releasing at the same time as Kitasan and Iron Will was shit, but she gives you so much stamina stats
>>548512247it's her game, ever since her support all her forms have been OP as shitblack Kita dominated long for years until her anime version replaced herself white Kita dominated mid and inheritances for years, now only being powercreept by the likes of Chrono Genesis (one of her many wives), Gentildonna, and Orfevre and now red Kita fights with cat Mayano for the best front in long again
>>548510981Reminder that while Dober's unique has more generous position requirements, its timing is less reliable than Ryan's and doesn't work on every track (can proc too early or not proc at all)
>>548512669Why are we expected to like them
>>548512795>the only good fronts in game history build themselves (after everyone suffers through SMaru and swears never again)makes sense to me
>>548512795I checked, seems overpowered for Long but it's whatever since she's only relevant in one distance. You can use Kitasan Blanco on every track which is fucking insane.
was I the only one that did fan runs to try a last minute club rank bump?I did like 5x the normal amount and everyone else did the normal amount or less
>>548512669How would you know this...?
>>548511912>telling you in game what uniques actually work on the CM trackman, when do we get that?
>>548512950Nobody who's not in a S club cares
>>548512840For me it's this oneI don't know why but I love her
>>548512840>ruins season 3>ruins the game tooKitasan is so fucking lame
>>548512950Depends on the rank. I'd only try if my club was 50 ranks away or less
>>548512950>>548506393Really noble of you anon
>>548512840>longYawn, who the fuck cares about this whalefest distance>midI can spear her.
>>548512840Why did she have to be so fucking boring manthe cardthe animeit doesnt make any sense for things to have lined up like that
>>548511912>>548511927>best parents combination is father-daughter irlwhat were cygames thinking?
>>548512950>End of month>Top club has 5.6 billion fans>A club at 150 has 1.2 billion>Anon here is thinking the 2 million fans he earned will do anything to change the rankingDon't give up anon there's still time!
>you HAVE to have these uniques bro you HAVE to have them>they don't even work on the CM tracks half the time
>>548512840>top righti want to see kitasan drawn in cingray style now
>>548513250you realize how awful it would be if you just trained Maru parent for every CM right?
>>548512950No, my comfy club was on cruising speed all month long. No stress, no fighting for positions, just chilling at high A+. Feels good.
>>548513064we are less than 50 ranks from deranking>>548513127very similar
>>548512781Can't blame you, Ikuno is so hot. Too bad ingame version is mid meta wise.
>>548511721Are you potential 5 and star 5?Mine is both 3
Would you quit your club if it deranks? A to B+ for example, and the club doesn't have a strict quota
>>548512572>saturnaliahuh underrated sexsario kid
>>548511481I LOVE CURREN CHAN
>>548511385
>>548513374Get on dancho's ass I'd do the same
>>548513521man i swear carrot racing monopolizes every single spechud kids
>>548513504is this a hypothetical or are you feeling insecure
>>548513504Depends on how proactive the danchou is about kicking flatliners.
>>548511313>bitchy (aka Gold Shitty)Room temperature IQ take
>>548513410Pot 5 but star 4. You're missing +50 stats off the star so yeah that's a significant part of the difference
>>548513504If i were one of the top fan earners, absolutely
>>548513698Damn
>>548513504Usually, yeah. Even more so if I'm top earner or at least in the top 10 earner that simply means everyone is flatlining/snoozing hard
>>548513592I'm not saying I'm a top scorer, I cut out the top 3 because they have double the fan count I have, they've done more than enough for the month
>>548512950As for me I set my chinkbot to 24 instead of 16 hours and risk getting banned
>>548513504>if i'm the top earnerabsolutely>if i'm a comfy flatlinerabsolutely
>>548510580Guys is the script for my youtube banner guide ok?>Kawakami princess or seiun sky stamina/yaeno muteki power, should you pull?>If kawakami princess is your oshi, pull, if she isn't then don't pull and save for christmas oguri>Yaeno muteki is a really solid parent farming card, but unless you have the carats, don't pull. Seiun sky stamina is bad.>plug nordVPN sponsorshipfellow SEAbrows is this enough content for my video!?
>>548513783Ok but it's the dancho's job to tell/kick the slackers to earn fans so you guys dont derankBased on his response you can decide whether to quit or not
>>548513581>speed sparksMaru has 10% speed and 20% wit gain, also wit trains speedif applicable, use as many power sparks as possible and swap flash+tachyon with maybe other cards, tazuna+riko if you have it
>>548513875my imoutowife
If I don’t get MLB Kitasan in 1 (one) spark I’m killing myself.
>>548514054How do we tell him...
>>548514054if you didn't spend your selector crystal and ticket like a dipshit and have at least one copy then you should be good
Honest observation. My ace (Taishin) stats are 1200/1000/1000/400/400 which lost to a 1200/1000/700/400/800 ace. Registered him as training partner and run 50 simulations. 40 OUT OF 50 races my ace fucking lost. In comparison, he just stack a bunch of mid speed skills, no pump, same 1 gold recovery as mine. I'm slowly thinking power is a placebo stats beyond a certain threshold and wit is such an undervalued stat outside the 'skill trigger activation'.
>>548513820you're gonna make it bro, start paywalling all of this golden info ASAP
Falcotachi no kachi!!
>>548514149I meant selector ticket, I deserve to die alone
>>548513504Spill the beans
>>548514054if you are starting from nothing and didn't save your crystal or selector then I don't know what to tell you.
>>548514197What wit cards did he run? I can already guess but post his deck. I've been running ace rooms and the results are so fucking random they're worthless.
stupid bird
>>548513670Okay bro.
Uma uma umya unya
What is the theory behind building actually winning ace runaway suzuka?For Scorpio cup
>>548514124>>548514149>>548514301It’s like a 5% chance. I’ll take those odds if I’m able to save my ticket/crystal for FineMo.
>>548514197That's where we differ, anon-kun, a real nigga like myself neither has Kitasan, and therefore can't cap speed, nor good wit cards, so I can't get above 500 wit or have basically any skills at all, maybe you should try to be more like me, you know?
>>548513879it's not that serious, I just thought it was an implied effort to make
replaced tazuna for another stam and...doesn't even make any sense
I refuse to believe this uma is the face of the franchise
>>548514472I would never ask Rice that, ever. You can't have Rice Shower do a Super Creek's job and expect proficiency
>>548514197Skills are simply overpowered. Even a 1200/1200/1200 whale is dead if he fails to trigger gold stam recovs.
>>548514197Piggybabble
>>548513054Kitasan's journey is not for the simple minded a girl filled with self-imposed high expectations, only to be brought down by her fragile mental strength despite her enormous physical one, due to a first year of constant defeats, not showing her full potential until the 2015 japan cup. a dreamer without a real dream until her idol put some sense into her. a legend born from dirt up to becoming the horse of the year for 2 years in a row, now a top tier stallion with a 25M mating feepeople can call her boring, or that her career wasn't interesting, but deep down, they're just jealous of her achievements despite no one believing in her
>>548514593none of those are Spechud or Oguri
>>548513246Guh
TEIO CARTEIO CAR
>>548514593Spechud forgetter? If I see you in the mines it's fucking over for you, you're dead meat
wake up
Somewhere out there is someone self inserting into Mcqueen right this very moment. Not me ofcourse.
>>548514197this CM isn't very difficult to understand. The person who procs NSM usually wins, and if that doesn't happen, the end ace with better midrace positioning and no recovery whiffs usually wins, and that is done via skills and uniques.
>>548514770Yes, it's Northernlion, trust me I checked
I always find myself consistently lose to Riko when I have more double circle compared to when I'm not. But when I do have double circles, I already have my facilities at level 5 so losing to her doesn't mean much but losing the NSM FUCKIGN SUCKS
I heard a theory that women fantasize about being fucked by men
I'm tired of farming so I drew
>>548514685>silviaBased.
>pump nearly every unity training into power>get ignite SPDI don't understand how this works apparently.
>>548514779So, why is everyone hunting 1200/1000/1000 stats when they should be hunting for 1200/1000/x/x/1000 stats
>>548514385>girl doesn’t fellate your unwashed hairy cock from the first chapter>is immediately bitchyBrown or never seen a woman before.
>>548514907Groundwork is OVERRATED
>>548514197Power is overrated yes. Which is why none of the nip CC recommend a power deck.
>>548514934it solely depends on your highest stat before the event, so you're gonna see speed ignition 99% of the timethose skills aren't worth taking anyway unless you have literally nothing else to buy. too pricey with a short duration
>>548514934The skill is based on your highest combined team stat, burst trainings pump every stat, they simply give your Uma a boost in the specific stat they're a part of. Your Uma usually also has way higher stats than everyone else and it will skew the total towards speed since that will also most likely be your highest stat
>>548514934>pump>
Smart Falcon? A dumb WHORE.
>>548514406she wins the race by the time everyone is hitting the 4th corner, you need 1200 stamin and 5 gold recoveries or you gas out
>>548514315This was his deck. Even the goldship with 1200/1100/1000 also loses to this Taishin 7 out of 10 times.
>>548504125/Uma/ Club likely got S+ (which 3m is solidly in) and I think we’ll have anywhere from 1 to 3 spots this month if you’d like to join.
>>548514962because some of we f2p didn't reroll for fine motion bwo
>>548514968Is she also a based speedtard?
>>548515239Sorry but I know enough to know this is a meme
>>548515317execute this piggy, he deserves nothing less
>>548514962because the wit statline in a long is unironically very hard to hit for f2p or low spender
>>548515410no
I finally understand how he got that high of a wit. As soon as he hit the stam goal either by clicking rainbow power or bursting on stamina (whichever one works for the run), he just full sent it into wit which is why he doesn't have capped speed.
trainer human rights
>>548514980>not acting like a complete cunt means she needs to be a cock slobbering for (You) character>comparing 2D to 3DLiteral retard.
Pretty sure you’d get executed by Grass if you saw her like this but she’s cute so it’s worth
I'm gonna train her guts thoroughly if you know what I mean
>>548515317>superpige Finemo Riko Creek NN KSB 1 grand deck>only barely S rank umawhy do whales not know how to play the game?
more like Curren CHUD!
Does Target in Sight still work if you're also the crowd favorite? You are after all sharing the skill with the favorite because pic related.
>>548515708Take that back.
>>548515776Yes.
>>548515212Curren simp hands typed this…
>>548515317Taishin with as many mid race skills as possible is the correct way to build her, you want her to emulate gold ship's midrace movement as much as possible and then beat her on the superior accel.
>>548515697if that whale is beating anon's 1200/1000/1000 umas, wouldn't that mean he actually knows how to play the game?>>548515317wit + skill diff, can you post his skills so i can finalize the judgement
>>548514980You haven't read her story, have you?
>>548515502he used riko so i dont think he bursted on stamina that much or if any at all, if he did, it would climb to like much more than 400
Love this pair
>>548514980I mean the trainer is literally stalking her. Idk what the hold up is about
>>548516146Luna a cute!
>>548515932He's winning, but he would not win against anon with similar power of gigapigged deck
>>548516146Why does Rudolf have fluffier ears than most umas? As if she wasn’t perfect to begin with…
>>548510230>Now we're entering the final spurt, folks- OH NO! MARUZENSKY'S SWIMSUIT STRAP LOOKS LIKE IT'S BREAKING, GUYS!! WHAT'S GOING TO- AMAZING!! MARUZENSKY DOESN'T CARE!! MARUZENSKY IS RUNNING FAST AND FURTHER TOWARDS THE FINISH LINE!! MARUZENSKYYY!!
>>548516249The victory won't count though...
>>548516247horses get fluffy fur on winter
>>548516079>1001 stam>386He stopped on something like 930 stam and 330 guts then let the URA gibs + Riko final event to carry it. There's definitely some stamina bursting, McQueen doesn't get that much guts through events.
>>548516146Luna love
>>548516249Grandma put some clothes on, you're scaring Gold Ship
>>548516247she's designed after a reindeer, not a horse
>build up 5 spirit bubbles>none of them pop>our team loses the unity race because we're too weak overallyeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>548516247because they're making a Rudolph pun with some aspects of her design, and caribou have fluffy ears
>>548516247>>548516405Why is it that when I shared my Luna Libra ace, I got no (you)s at all...
>>548515317Yeah that looks like what I expected. Hard to compete with that.
>turns tracen into the artist's neighborhood elementary+middle school SOVL?
>>548515932He is probably looking to improve it based on the ult level i just find it mindboggling that the whale goldships it’s running against are continually jobbing
>>548516704I didn’t see it!!!
>>548516896>1 recovery nyoticing
>>548517080Do you need more than 1 with that much stamina? How fucking long is that race that she's going to gas out?
>>548516562THAT'S MY WIFE DELETE THIS
>>548516896>1 heal>no pump>pressurewhat the fuck am I looking at, this Taishin is mid as fuck
>>548517162Hey buddy, your wife gave me some unreal sloppy paizuri behind a 7/11 the other day.
>>548517162
>>548516146>>548516216>>548517101Rudolf is going to rape you after marriage
I went back to running URA finale for the better spark and suddenly it's struggling to get the proper stats up, I think I'm finished bros
>>548517290that's because stats come easier in Unity.
This uma too sexy.
>>548517234>he fell for the 2 heal propaganda
i want these two powerhouses to toss me around like a ragdoll
>>548517265only if you deny your marital responsibilities
>>548517265It’s not rape if I want it.
>>548517162Your wife sent me this (cool) and (awesome) picture. . .
>>548516880imagine the sweat>t.1 degree off the equatorer
THE FACES OF THE FRANCHISE... and narita top road
>>548517367I definitely wish she would get more fanart though.
Sex with Verxina
>and we're off to the guts facility!
>>548517265I know
>>548517148a bit borderline and vulnerable to debuffers but probably ok. sloptubers regularly push too much stamina.
>>548517080>>548517234You need 2 just in case one fails to proc, but she has 944 stamina so...
>>548517367That’s my beautiful wife you’re posting there, pal.
>>548517620I feel like a lot of you retards have a very wide definition of what "face of the franchise" actually means
>>548517703I'm going to train both their guts thoroughly.
>>548517712It's said every time but>Vodkabros...
>>548517748Stinky boy
>>548516896>meets the stam+guts=1500 requirement>944 wit so she only needs 1 stam recov, it's guaranteed to proc at that pointThat's honestly a pretty good Taishin. If she capped speed that's a Libra winner potentially.
>>548517939wrong! taishin's sweat smells like roses but you wouldn't know what a good smell is if it killed your entire family and then raped you
Just bricked my account.
>>548517748
The cursed bloodline.
>>548518180Cumming on fevre’s massive 5head…
>>548517879It's true
>>548518352Is she the only uma that exclusively engages in mutually consentual sex?
So...Only anime Teio version can be built to win arima kinen cm? Yes?
>>548518098It's over.
>>548518098you'll forever have 3,600 monies less than you shouldnever forget
>>548518668bro finishing all dailies gives carats
>>548518709Mambo...
>>548511049BANANA PHONE
do i have to always bring the riko card? i need 3 spd and 2 stam cards for 1200 on both but I don't want my wit at sub 500.
>>548519001You do not need 1200 stamina.
>>5485186683,600 monies and 45 carats.
>>548519001*by not bringing FM
>>548518431Probably
>>548518552>>548518747We love Stay Gold
>>548519141An insurmountable amount. It's fucking over.
>>548519095but I'm building a pace (i don't have potential uma for 3 ends with golshi and wed mayano)
>>548519274yeah...
>>548519351I've been kinda disillusioned with the childhood friend anime cliche after learning where it came from
>>548519351 man playing actual jp gal games dulls buena a bit for me
anyone else
>>548519508>after learning where it came fromSpeak
>>548519610CFriend is basically a guaranteed loss for a heroine in romcoms for two decades now
>>548512669>40m>per daywho in their right mind plays this game that much
>>548518180>cursedGold Ship is a majestic genius that's loved worldwide though. That bloodline produced one of the greatest of all time.
>>548519001you can try, noone stopping you not to bring riko
>>548519610the tldr is japan for the longest time had such stringent social rules on male and female interaction that you couldn't just be friends with a member of the opposite sex when you're both already adults, so the only girl you would have a preestablished relationship with (besides your cousin or something) would be your neighbor.It's literally just "the girl next door" cliche repackaged by a society that didn't let you talk to women otherwise.
>>548519763>40m daily, per playerchinese bots>40m daily, per club1.3m quota gets you there
>I'm getting speed too quickly, I better pace myself so that I don't overcap it and waste stats>game chimps out on depriving you of rainbows halfway through>end up with uncapped speedThis nigger fucking game
I miss the original unique animation.
>>548510283>only 1500 caratsSCAM GOLSHI GAVE US LIKE 5000
>>548520161Thats not cheese
>>548519806Hmm. I guess historical context has been lost, then, but that does explain why the childhood friend always loses in earlier Japanese stories. Representative of safety and stagnation. I doubt most authors know about this these days.
It was at 95 when I went to sleep surely danchou won't mind
>>548520161>not drawing her mare earpiece
Damn uma killed it this month. Maybe we have a chance of winning mobile of the year
>>548519806I mean it's also just a lazy route, you don't need to learn how to talk to and find common ground with the the girl if it's already preestablished.
>>548519942doto LOVE
>>548520257Brother we're going to get fucking obliterated from orbit by genshin-likes. It won't even be close.
>>548520218Did you say cheese ?
>>548520376Yeah like a piece of breakfast cheese
>>548520257that would be a lot of carats but unfortunately wuthering waves is winning
>>548520257Sorry, but John Cygames doesnt spend his money on bribing journo scum. He buys new horses instead.
left ear decorated, I mean, mare based umas should be banned from having a male trainer
>>548520257
>>548520372>>548520518Which is unfortunate because Uma is a great and unique game regardless of platform and not “watered down open-world mobile game #468”
Why does it take 5 hours to tally the results? This should take 20 mins at most.
>>548520372Funnily enough those genshin-like players hate their own kind so they would probably vote uma just so the one that got nominated lose
>>548520913So you check the game at different times of the day.
>>548520257>killed it this monthYeah, they killed the game with this boring ass long CM
>>548520913They have to purify the data center with Shinto rites
>>548520372none of the actual hoyo games are in the running this year iirc, just WuWa which is completely beatable. It's being botted to hell and back by chinklovers but fan votes basically don't matter in the awards anyway.
>>548520828Idolmaster-style games don't really have the traction in the west that they do in Japan.
>>548520828It’s simultaneously the most heartfelt and soulful mobile game, clearly made by dudes who love & care about keiba but also one of the most greedy and devilish gachas out there with regards to how little spending money can get you
GUYSSWEEP HAS HER RACEWEAR NOW
>>548521083If you use her card, yes.
Hello friends!!!!!
>>548520901No sir, I don't like it.
>>548521083i think if you use someones SSR support card they wear their g1 race silk
>>548521178Tsuyoshi is an underrated horse and I am awaiting her release with bated breath.
>>548521260Can she at least buy me dinner first?
>>548520372The nominations for that retarded award show features 2 games from sega, DESTINY, and a Tencent game. Uma is a coughing baby in a room full of bombs. Wuther waves and Uma are the only games people are most likely voting for.
27 more minutes...
>>548521083HOLY SHIT BIG NEWS>>548521168>>548521237>t. never used SSR sweep in their lives before
>>548521407you will get hungry after sex so no, sex comes first
>>548521285
>>548521621Until?
>>548521816Until mambo explodes and makes that one anon seethe about club drama
>>548521816The Mambogeddon
>>548521632But im hungry now….
Was gonna do my first parent run in ages but I picked Unity Cup on accident and you know what, I'm glad I did, I won't crawl back into that endless abyss
nishino as my wifemaya as my daughtersweepy as the family dog
Holding onto this one for after the daily reset
>Botch a career, goldshi obs halfway through er goals, decide to save my clocks and go next>Gets 2* stamina and Turf while at C+ rankThe fuck do I do with this? I'm serious, these are decent to my poorfag ass that wants to maximize good sparks, what's the best way to use these to get more?
>>548522079This is the only way to do dailies
NOOOOOOOO I DONT WANNA MAKE ANY MORE LONG UMAMUSUME NOOOOOO PLEASE NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>548522074Why the dog pregnant
>>548522079cute rice
>>548521816Until I snipe a spot in an A+ club.
>>548522238Get in the fucking mines and don't come out until you have a long S gold ship
>>548520257Unemployed vertical hive chinese botters will not let it win.Its a shame because uma has a lot of love put into it, even with the horrendous gacha rates, but what can you do. Standard gaming has been rotting away with marvely capeshit and indie pixelshit about depression, so unless you like that, it might as well be dead for you.
Anyone else here that can't meet the power requirement? 850
>>548522481We moved on from games about depression to vampire survivors and rogue slop.
>>548522079That's my first 850k of the month for dancho~
>>548522576>...to rogue slop.Then there's still a chance.>>548522481>even with the horrendous gacha ratesIt gets way better if you spend.
Are you having fun, anons?
>>548520518Uma had higher revenue than WuWa in Novemver
>>548522540Shit, that's the power requirement for CM? How do people even reach that, plus enough speed/stamina? Building for long tracks is tough
>>548522672Save me from work grassy.
>>548515328Oh hey danchou. I wanted to join last month, since its first day I won't feel bad about leaving my S club now. If you got a spot I'll join for sure this time.
>>548522540My Rice only has 750
Mayano Top Gun will be an aviation head!>is only half true and she spent most of the time acting like a pedobaitNorth Flight will be an aviation head!>is actually a fashionistaAgnes Flight... you're my last hope ...
I still don't get how is this Laisu I trained early times is still stronger than any of the new Paces I trained for the past few days. She has only won few times when all the end closers fucked up or accelerated too slow but she's very consistent
>>548522540My only issues is getting guts and wit, it's always around 400
>>548522778Oh nice, I remember, sure thing anon. What's your id? (And how much do you expect to gain for December?)
>>548522376nyoooooooooooooooooooo
>10 runs in the weekend>not a single s long>do my 3 borrows today>3 s long in a row>shit rainbows>not a single spurt sparkLong CMs really makes me want to drop the game
>>548522154loop them with borrows to make parents as detailed in the ref doc under breeding strategy
>hmmmm i can easily cap speed at this rate>oh fuck oh shit my stam>start prioritizing stam>can't cap speed and also can't hit stam target by career end
I'm trying to figure out a couple things about sparks. I know that generally speaking more white sparks are better if only for the stat boosts - but how many of these can pop at once? I usually get basically all blue sparks and maybe 2~3 whitesIs that normal? Can we somehow guarantee more white sparks? Is it even worth it to stack up a lot of those instead of 1~2 white sparks you need?
Relatively quick one (234 pieces, rotation, 4 umas)https://jiggie.fun/f1FKiRhttps://jiggie.fun/f1FKiRhttps://jiggie.fun/f1FKiR
>called Inari One>she has TWO big titsWhat gives?
>>548522749In all the test rooms, even the ones with shit uma, I can only win with my creek that actually has that much power. I don't have a flexible enough deck/sparks to pull it off. >>548522826Same, this is what I'm up against.>>548523006it has to be done around 300 early
>>548522576It kind of pains me what happened, but I genuinely never get the urge anymore to play a video game other than this. I'm too old to get baited or be mad at slop because a company which made good games 10+ years ago is now dogshit.
>>548523448That's an end closer. She can obviously win
Last hurrah before Monday consumes us
>>548523347Yeah it's random times affinity what you get with a bonus if the parents have the spark. There's no way to guarantee anything but to increase it's chances. good parenting should be targeting certain sparks you want yeah it's the whole pointDetailed gene guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1Q3IJKbtkplmuY-PAJMNjYiLtasv0eU0aIBEqp8_C3tg/edit?tab=t.0
>Somehow, some way, ran out of SP>Sudenly can't do shit with my deck>no good way to get SP, even the dailies only give a pittanceGod I hate SP, when is global getting rid of it
>>548523364GRAAAAAAHHHHHH I LOVE INARI ONE SO MUCH I NEED TO PULL THIS CUTE LIL MINX RRRRRAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
>>548523612I say this and I said this.
Good morning bros. This is not a shitpost but I have been having issues enjoying Uma x Trainer recently, mostly due to the thought of the age gap between them to the point where it can become obsessive. I get that it’s all fiction and arguments related to it, but I can’t help but feel something other than enjoyment and “wholesomeness” when I’m seeing Uma x Trainer, t-head included. I get obsessive about the height difference, trainer’s facial appearance(facial hair, eye bags, etc). I really enjoy this place and the art that’s drawn and posted, it’d suck if I start feeling hesitant regarding Uma x Trainer. Apologies for the blogpost but it’s been bothering me for the past the couple weeks
>>548523347> I know that generally speaking more white sparks are better if only for the stat boosts - but how many of these can pop at once?I assume you are talking about the statue events. Any and all of your white sparks can pop, but they are much, much lower odds than blue sparks. Your blue sparks are essentially guaranteed to pop with most setups. >I usually get basically all blue sparks and maybe 2~3 whitesYes but you can get your average # of white sparks that trigger higher with good enough parents>Can we somehow guarantee more white sparks? Is it even worth it to stack up a lot of those instead of 1~2 white sparks you need?Higher star count on sparks, more white sparks on parents/grandparentsI recommend reading a guide on sparks, it's pretty in depth but once you understand it you will know how to spot value parents and build your own setup quite well.
Riko is here nowSay something nice!
>It's a new day!
Any A or A+ /uma/ club that will take a reservation? 24 hours restriction...
DANCHO KICK THE FLATLINERS SO THEY GET NOTHING QUICK!!!
I feel like Nice Nature is emotionally manipulating her trainer almost all the timeLike getting pity points and shit
happy
>There are "people" playing this game that are going to cleat wit bobo to buy this month's shop reset tickets
>>548510519this girl's gonna get me in jail
what was the retention score?
>>548524005This but with A rank
Looking for new club, currently in a random club not from here, and can hit 30+mil/month
surely this is good enough
numbah wan
Sorry, Danchou, but I did double the quota last month so I'm flatlining this month. It is only fair, right?
The >>548523863 into >>548520239 thread storytelling.
>>548523724Weak
>>548524231Team effort! Team effort! Team effort!
why didn't this reset?
>>548524231don't worry, the bot clubs with hacked fps automated clears will reclaim their place soon enough
Cleat shop didn't reset?
I don't like that the FP shop and the cleat shop don't reset at the same time as the club ranks
CYGAMES THE SHOPS DIDN'T RESET I DEMAND 3K CARATS FOR THIS BLUNDER
i want to redeem my cleats for more cleats.
the cleat shop did not reset bwos...
>>548523741Moo
AIEEEE MY CLEATS
>>548524418fucking hellit must be carryover since the 11/11 patchthat one fucked up some cleat shit too
I almost hope I have to spark Dober.
putting the hint books in broke the shops....again
i earned 20m fans last monthi've been in this B+ club since the start of the gameshould i jump ship?
>>548523724the only thing I need to be related is the trainer being a male lol
semen status: retained
Lol, none of the shops reset
>Club ranked up from D to CYIPPEEEEEEEEE
what did the retention line wind up ending at?
>>548524606no you are where you belong
>>54852460630m is minimum for A+. you could squeeze out a few more carats in an A club but is it really worth it?
WHERE'S THE CLEAT RESET CYGAMES?
>>548524682Around 535
KWAB
>>548523724this game's primary audience was mid 30s japanese men and nobody wants to play a game about female athletes 10-15 years past their prime.
>>54852460630m is the minimum for an A rank club buddy learn your place
>still on A+man I love my comfy and easy 2700 carats club
>>548522540>>548522749No, the power requirement is actually 900 for the track bonus, then as much wit as you can get. You can also do 900 wit instead, but you lose out on power which I'll explain in a second. If you can get 900 power 900 wit then you max out the bonus. But if we're talking about how much power you need ignoring the track bonus, you only need 800, more or less depending on the quality and quantity of your accel skills. For example, if you're Taishin, you can get away with 600 power provided you have and can proc PUMP + Encroaching Shadow + NSM.
>>548524750then 550k might not be enough this week...im finished! it's over for me!
no cleat resetyou got your extra cleat gibs on 11/11
Spook a mummy Super Creek todayShe seems...not so useful?
>this kills the trainer
>>548524886stfu brat
>>548524886not everyone got that extra reset
dis good???????????
DANCHOU YOU HAVE TO KICK THEMTHEY UNDERPERFORMEDKICK THEMKILL THEMMMM
I did 35M in my club this month and that was only mostly doing aces, is there any A rank clubs that would have a spot
>>548524172538-544k my guess would be 539k or 540k
>>548524383>>548524418Resets later at the other update time (2200 UTC?), same like jp>>548524231that's my circle!
all the posts about kicking people at the start of each month make me scared im gonna get kicked even though my danchou is only like 2m fans above me
>>548524927Impregnating Tama till we get a happy and big family
Kawakami princess in the main hall!
I THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOLSHI GAME??? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
>>548524715>>548524816i think i can pull off 1m per day in december...
>no 6 races per day buff>no 5 borrows per day buff>no shop resetits FUARKING over EOS soon
>>548524961Even the most oinkers of Pace will lose to end closers so it's hard to answer if that's good or not
>>548525078dancho, kick this guy
>>548524961no head-on = glue
>>548524752Ai will rape her trainer as a consequence of this
so...we're pulling on cafe or dober?
I might have enough carats by the end of the month for both KSB and Oguri but I'm contrarian so I'm skipping the meta horse
>>548525139rain fucked you
EL CONDOR TETAS
>>548525230I'm literally not pulling on anything this month
>wasted an ace borrow on URAkill me
>>548525230yes
>>548525018Huh.
>>548525230I went down to 5k rolling for digitan and now already back to 23k carats, going for cafe and dober
>>548525230Both
>>548525230Bothyou have been saving up, right?
we did it Danchou!
584305479143Looking to join UmasumiI did 60m last month
Hello, I'm danchou and I'm currently looking at THE graph. Heads are going to roll.
>>548525230Titty princess
I love desuwa girls
The club I joined had quotas but danchou didn't deliver and kick those who failed. I wanna switch to a new one
>>548523082100m like last mo, if all goes well.
/Uma/ Club has spots for S-rank & higher toreinas but I have to put Christmas hats on last month's recruitment image real quick. . . reply for invite with your estmated gain for December!
>>548525090I really like those eyes, like Scarlet's
oh nonono umachoos your gifts(regalos)? umatards your allowances? your endowment umaloops? ohohohohoho ohhh nononono umaflops the timepiece is ticking umaggers your rewards umacunts??? ehh??? eh eh eh eh?? mmmm umablobs hmmm???? umaputts??? where's the commotion umanuts??? bro, your gibs umahurls??? your video game version relief umashunts hmm??? huh??? umapiss?? blo(my brother in christ) your cygenerous??? umawiddles???? uhuh, uhuhuh umahype umapyoi cashcow umashizzles hmm hmm??? currency bovine even wait wait wait bro your bonus umaloos??? bro bro your press mailbox to awesome umacharities???? bro your benefits??? umapiddles your mandated 10 gajillion coolio awesome carats in the heat of the honeymoon period every 30 seconds bwo bro vro????? umafizz your shing shing boom boom woosh woosh bestowals???? cool philanthropy umapukes????
>>548525408sent u an invite :)
Unbricked is not recruiting this month. Everyone did their best and no one flatlined. Congratulations everyone.
>>548525230Princess...cafe...gold city...rudolf...dober...There are too many to pull this month...
What happens if danchou leaves the club?
>>548525439who is allendancho gonna execute this time...
>>548525428get in here! half the club is S+ tier, and we fulfuilled their dreams this month kek. What's your id?
>>548515328Ah forgot id opps, 568420068239
Don't fucking reply to me, you can't read for shit
>>548524946Yada.
there's no way I can do 30milly per month let me join your A club and work harder to carry me I might send you some uma foot porn, thanks loser
>>548525583if he doesn't give the ownership to another person then the club gets deleted
CYGAMES!!!MY CLEATS!!!!
>>548525583Everyone has to pay danchou's debts.
>>548525498Teio would say this.
>>548525147Why the fuck didn’t the shop reset is my real question, it’s a new month
KILL THEM DANCHOU
>>548524957nyot my pwoblem
>Club rank went up because we luckshitted a 2nd top earned>Flatliners kicked>C6 retention instantly secured>Kita rerun on the 18th>Cleat and friend shop = emptied
>>548525559
trashchou still won't kick you-know-who
>>548525671>I might send you some uma foot pornpost a sample so I know you're the real deal
>my club's danchou went to check fan counts only to realise he was the lowest contributer in the club so nobody's getting kickedlol, lmao even
MAMBO BROS HOW ARE WE DOING???
>>548525750Shop updates are in 6 and a half hours. It always updates in the other time slot.
>>548524886>>548525794STUPID BRAT
WHERE MY CLEAR SHOP CYKEK
>>548525634Sent but it says you're in Umaooo. Did they seriously just poach you in the last minute?
>>548525796the cleat shop didnt reset yet you lying FUCK
The thing with comfy clubs with no quota is no one would really quit and danchou wouldn't really kick. So once they're full, they'll continue to be full for months to come.For umadacchis that doesn't have a club and want to get into an /uma/ club. Either create a new /uma/ club and set the rules or wait for a spot that might not come.
retention status?
>>548525357>both>51KAnon I have some bad news for you
What the fuck is Fuji Kiseki's showtime event
IN THIS GENERAL WE RESPECT SWEEP "SWEEPY" TOSHO!!
>>548525985think that's the S club he mentioned here, danchou... >>548522778
>retention STARTS at 516k this weekjesus fucking christsoon enough you'll need 600k to retain
>>548526010Not true I'm in a casual club and spots open all the time. Anons either want to move up to higher ranked clubs or casual players just quit and leave.
Do your dailies bwos this is my 6th SSR and only one (1) 3* umas from daily pulls so far ... the game is telling me to be a metafag and only pull for support I guess
>>548526138it started at 515 last week toowe might be finally plateauing at 540k+ being safe
>>548526052YES SWEEPY WOOF WOOF WOOF AWOOOOOOGA AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGA
>>548523354https://x.com/akaya_siki/status/1995139374825312477
>daily pulling
Sweepy more like Plappy
>libido cup starts in a weekb-but i literally have no aces...
what was the page for club shitposting again
Mambo status?
The poors woke up...
i love poaching players
>>548525993How can I be a lying fuck when I only said it was emptied?
>>548526038Dober runs through January. That's four weeks of stadium rewards, monthly circle reward, chanmi reward, story event rewards, and I have several stories left to read and currently already 30 free tickets. Even if I have to spark for both, I'm on track to get 400 rolls done, no sweat.
>>548526010I wonder what happened to the aggressive recruiting that was rampant on this thread at the start of the month. Did all the big clubs become comfy clubs or something?
>>548525985lmao sniped
>>548526501samemaybe if your club was better, you wouldn't lose players LOL
>Sissyfaggots: Dober's canon trainer is female!>Chudcels: Dober's canon trainer is male!>Actual Mejiro Dober enjoyer:
>>548525985No no, its all me, I was already there as other anon mentioned, my bad for post mixup. Can I see pending invs?
I WAS PROMISED A MAMBOICDE BUT NOTHING HAPPENDED!
Uhh bwos when is the cleat shop restocking
I DON'T SEE ANY DEATH YET DANCHOU
>>548526663It was a flash 10 minute daily sale sorry bwo...
i want... i want to use them... i want umas...umas to run... umas to train... umas to...love...
>>548526663at second reset.
>>548526103>>548525634Ohhhh, that makes sense. Invite sent anon. Even if we don't get S+ again we're having an event on Christmas where everyone that participates gets a carat pack>>548526630You can't see but it's there. Ask for a kick if you can so you don't have to wait cooldown. I can post a screenshot of your invite being there if it will help you feel better
>/uma/ club accuses umaoo of poaching>all while actually actively poaching the very same player from umaoo
should i bother rolling for dober? three daily attempts at an ace (probably more in the future) seems like good enough, what would I even be borrowing if i have two good perfect parents
The cleat shop is OVERRATED!Enjoy turning your free SSR into more useless garbage!
>>548526565It has certainly slowed down compared to 2 months ago. I think the clubs are stable now with their members. Quitting right now would only risk of losing a spot for an /uma/ club
>>548526626wtf forgot pic
>>548525498You guys get so mad in an idol racing game
>>548524752
>>548526657So is Mambo doing fine after all? Funposting aside I am happy for them if so
>Iron Will activates mid-race nowBwos is Iron Meme good now
>>548526823single handedly making umaooo go back to A+!
>See cleat store hasn't restocked posts>Surely my fellow thread goers jest>Check the shop
>>548526931We have a third S club now?
>>548525985Umao? No honor!
DANCHOU WE CAN'T COMPETE AGAINST NEETS AND/OR BOTS! KICK THOSE LEECHING OFF OUR CLUB NOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW!
>>548526657What about clover? Where is the monthly club drama?
>>548526876Someone said he will leave without a kick and there was someone polishing his fan count the last few days. He might be the same or not. Maybe 1 -3 anons leave.it was overblown as fuck anyway
>>548525559>Unbricked is not recruiting this month. Everyone did their best and no one flatlined. Congratulations everyone.I left my club for this? Grim.
is this even useable?
>>548527054clover literally died bwo
>>548526994no it's /uma/ club and umaooonext closest is UmaDash i think in the 150s
My resume looks amazing and I could easily upgrade but I will keep on carrying the gremlins in my club for a little longer.
>>548527101meh, usable if the grandparents are alright, especially if you have shitty speed support cards
>>548526823First off, Umaoo literally prevented "Club" from being S for a month VIA poach.Secondly, transfering at the literal first week of the month let alone the first hour is not "poaching" /Uma/ Club doesn't take members from other clubs after the first few days of the month. Unlike Umaooo
>>548527062I imagine its all in jest and no one is taking it seriously I hope
congratulations everyone
>>548526031It's over
>>548527165Oh, it's just monthly reset shitposting
>>548527062Looking at how no club is currently recruiting aside from S clubs, I doubt they'll still quit.
>>548526967it resets in a few hours bro
so... everyone reached 1m event points already right?
>>548527376maybe but I'm rooting for UmaDash to actually make it, requirements seem to go lower every month too
>he has a pity SSR as his profile spotlight cardembarrassing
>>548527496Almost at 900k
>NTR'd by umao
>>548527396my club went from A down to B, theres gonna be blood give it a few hours
>>548527507bonsaige is inevitable, the thirst for the fans will deplete, all is well in the future
>>548527250how does a lower ranked club poach from a higher ranked one? how does that happen? can you walk me through the logistics of that?
>>548527062No one would dare to be the first to leave because that would out them as a shitstirrer, especially when Mambo is currently stable for now
>>548527496950k but I'll get 1m today
>>548526823>>548527250Take it easy fellas, I wanted to join for a while its not poaching by either club I like both clubs but I just want to try going for S+ now
Contracts with a non-compete clauses are the future of /uma/ clubs.
>>548527649Neither of those guys are in the clubs they are shitposting about.
>losing an 100m earnerUmaoo fucking dies
>>548527602the only way /uma/ club is getting any higher than S+ if Cygames shoots the obvious botters deadAnd apparently that's never going to happen
>>548524783Understandable, though I’m surprised that the primary audience were 30+ Japanese men. I thought it was at least younger men in their 20s.
>>548527496how long do i have still
>>548527724>>548527805Just business
>>548527782Most likely but just in case, I'll stop replying
>>548527841Homework is due tomorrow, bwo.
>do run>no s long>do run>no spurt>do run>shit rainbows>do run>no s long>do run>no spurt>do run>shit rainbowsI'M GOING FUCKING INSANE
>>548527507UmaDash and Dacchis were almost tied if I'm not mistaken. Hope they continue growing
>GOLD INSPIRATION>5 hints for corner adept>no long SBlackManOpeningFridge.gif
>>548527496620kYes I'm in Mambo, how could you tell?
>>548527912yet you keep coming back
>>548527991if they kick people who dont meet their quotas theyll make it
>>548527909AHim on 750k..
>>548526871>>548524752Imagine if Cygays have written Almond Eye story centered around her le 2400m world record. Had to rework the entire thing somehow. Or just add the Calandagan thing at the end of her career for that continuous feely ending. I mean Twin Turbo watched 2022 Fall Tenno Sho for Phantalassa (the reiwa Twin Turbo) at her ending. Cygames will make last minute change if needed to and this year's Japan Cup will probably affects Ai-chan's too.
>>548527909What. But I haven't been in uni for years now!? WHATS THE HOMEWORK
Nice
I am going mating press this girl
>>548528167Thats her plan tho
>>548528167
DANCHOU NO ONE IS QUITTING STOP PANICKING
>>548527169Same. The casuals need me
I used the free SSR uncap on KB and apparently I can get another one for free should I use it on KB again?
>>548528167>>548528254Have sex!!
>>548525230Just save bro. Keep saving forever.
>>548528321>2LBWait 18 days if you're rolling on her banner (you should, you have <3LB SRs)
>>548525230Dober cause I'm a meta fag that wants the parent But also Josen & Princess
>>548528321soulless slaves to the meta will tell you to roll on kitasan's rerun instead, but LB3 ktiasan is good enough and you can use those carats on umas you like instead
>rank goal met>nobody leaving>no club drama>trading dirt shoes every dayfeels good dacchibros
>>548525498What does it say about me that the more openly retarded a shitpost is, the more it makes me laugh?
So this is how it ends? One guy leaves and it causes a chain event
Fight fight fight
>>548527101late surger is brick in unity cup unless you're training someone with A in LS already
>>548528167And what's your plan when you "suddenly" have to feed three mouths after nine months? She's not going to earn money from races after giving birth.
>>548527812mid-30s men with a mtf ratio higher than spicaball
>>548528321the ssr uncaps are insanely valuable because they can be used on any future card. If you're rolling for kitasan anyway you should have just waited
>>548528554what does this image mean
>>548528130>he forgot his evolutionary biology essay to be done over the summer break
No A+ clubs opening? Grim. Wake up.
>>548528321At 2lb kita as well and rolling on the rerun. If I don't get screwed on the pulls will use the ticket and crystal on super creek.
>>548527812Most trainers are 30+ its a easy self insert!
>>548528627It's all there, anon, you just need to read it.
WHERE ARE MY BOOK OF HINTS RESET, CYJEWS??
>>548524783>female athletes 10-15 years past their prime.
>>548527617It was months ago when club was A+ sweet summer child>>548527807It’s technically possible to get top 10 via human means if you multiply the top earners by 30 but top 1 and 2 seem not human at all.>>548527649Pic related shows the invite anon with the club name in the background, you can’t see it when you’re in another club but it’s there
>>548528554>touhou project at 20's yoalive franchise...
she's kind of cute
>>548528658Seems so. Stay in your clubs before trying to find a new club
>>548528737SEX with human women (this one specifically)!!!
>>548527101Hold onto it for the Tachyon update
>>548528627Age and sex distribution of fandomsUma Musume is predominantly male, ages 35-40
>>548528627Audience statistics- Y axis age, X axis gender ratio
>>548528794King is right to the worried.
>>548525230Shichi matsuri and Dober for me. If I get lucky with both then I am going to run triple late kino on scorpio cup
I play mostly late surgers, should I just drop 30k in the Rob Roy banner? I have 57k at the moment but I will pull for Dober and Oguri 100%.I wasn't really planning to, but there doesn't seem to be any worthwhile support banners in the near future so this looks like the best banner to pull for to upgrade my supports.Before you mention FM banner, I still have the selector and the uncap gem, ideally I would like to max her without pulling on that banner or waiting until the s.maru + FM banner, because the upcoming one seems like a waste.
>>548528658umaDASH has an open slot but danchou needs to wake up
Bros? Did I just accidentally make a good Teio?
>>548523724Ignore haters. Entire thread is grifters anyway
>>548528737I wouldn't mind giving my first kiss to Riko but I don't know about my virginity
>rice villain didn't give me Maestro againI'm so fucking tired bros...
>>548528167A human male cannot overpower an uma
>>548525230Dober. I'll just get spooked by Cafe and hopefully Seiun.
>>548528840>>548528806>>548528695got it ty
>>548528927Watch as how she gets obliterated by an end closer with worse stats
Any A and up clubs open? but I can only apply tomorrow, i can't do 2m+ per day or shit like that but i can do 3 races per day
>17 years old
>>548528806That's me!
>>548529007yeah mine
>>548528554>Solo Leveling 30% womenTotal fucking bullshit
>>548525230I do.Skipping Kitasan, cards feel like not worth rolling for at least for now. Maybe if I can accumulate lots of carats I'll do that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiB6_AQM70k
>>548529031DANCHO, INVITE THIS GUY. KILL THE FLATLINERS DANCHOOO
ButtSweat, a casual /uma/ club is recruiting!No quotas, just log in and don't flatline completely (unless you're on holiday or something, just say).We even chat in-game; wow! We're as friendly as the in-game censor forces us to be. Many discussions about "no dist S", "fuck inheritance", "butts", etc. A real Platonic academy of honse.Apply with /uma/ in your profile, or reply in here.
>>548529031Retard you should have asked to be kicked so you get no cooldown, now you will surely miss a spot in clubs here lol
>>548528806I love being the target audience
>>548528963Hair tentacles!
>>548528927deck? im trying to make a teio too
>>548528963Human males enslaving Uma's for their own gain is canon. Wake up.
>>548529031>can't do 2m>3 races/day>no daily average>no monthly average>no prev club statsRed flag resume.
WHY ARE WE STILL 30/30GET RID OF THEMNYOOOOOOOOOOOW
You gotta tell me, is Dober’s career all about MUH MEJIRO bc I hate that shit.
>>548529152I did 35m this month, if you could wait one day I could join, if you're willing just lemme know and I'll post my ID
*cough* how am I supposed to compete? *dies*
ma'am, I would die before I have a chance to find a wife in that time span
Do I dare?
>>548529152>We even chat in-gameno you fucking don't if C*games filter has anything to say on that matter
>>548528913bro your ssr wit neicha? she's way more important than rob to give your OYL
>hit long S>no spurtI am ACTUALLY going postal
>>548529335they should get a day for their rewards
>>548529250i would've taken mlb halo over 2lb biko IF I FUCKING HAD HER
>>548529267prev club another /uma/ club (b+) and top performerdaily average maybe around 900k~ 1.2m (i always do the senior fall triple crown if possible)i'm not doxxing myself more than this
>>548529424Jokes on you I have spurt built in my uma.
>>548529424Me and my Golshi in the last week.
>>548529445flatliners don't deserve basic human rights
my danchou is an opportunistic cunt he will only kick if there's someone more promising otherwise he'd suffer underperformers. better to live than to starve type shit
>>548528494that boy shouldn't be wearing bloomers...
>>548529374Yeah, no worries, I'll make a note of it to hold a spot.>>548529412It's like being back in the late 90s/early 2000s, where up to a half of letters end up being numbers, but we manage.
>>548529267to be fair to that anon, i cant hit 1m a run with my cards yet
>>548523724Relationships with a notable age difference have always been a favorite theme in romance fiction. A younger woman x older man is a timeless dynamic. As a 32-year old guy it's even better.
>>548529408If it ain't a 100%, it's always 50/50
>>548528554>i'm sharing a general with old mensuper fucking grim
bros why am I not getting spurt, I am unironically running fucking hishi amazon power on my aces
>>548529567976978044401 then, I'll probably do more than 30m this month too
>>548529419When I said I play mostly late surgers I meant that I mostly play Neicha, I should have clarified.
>>548528646Do you think it's okay if I hand it in almost a decade later? Most of my professors liked me.
>>548529645ojisan game
>>548529408Everything 30% and up is a guaranteed failure
>>548529487>no monthlyBwo... also, you're going to get doxxed anyway if you post ID. Chronogenesis can see how you did in your most recent previous club but only that. All it takes is one search.
Should I stay in my club with 3 irl friends that barely play(D+ this last month) or should I look to join an /uma/ club?Any club willing to take on a newbie? Started like 2 weeks ago and racked up 10M fans during that time.
>Gold Ship manages to fit in a Mood Down event right after the arcade and right before summer year 3
>2nd TT try>610k pointswaow that's a high score for me last week i could barely get 540k
>>548529152I'm not going to join a club called ButtSweat
>>548529589>As a 32-year old guydon't you need to start family of your own at that point? weird seeing a guy in that age still playing mobile games let alone gacha
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>>548528554i remember seeing haikyuu and gintama in more balanced mtf ratio, where are my fellow bros gone now...
>have 12k carats >a few ticketsIn almost halfway to sparking cafe; just need more tickets and at least another few thousand carats
>>548529673Sent. Catch you tomorrow, if you don't get any tastier offers!
>>548529645OLD MENRUNNING THE FANDOMA NEW AGE
>>548528554That's why there is shitton of married life/waifu fantasy arts and stories on pixiv with umas, and seeing all that makes me sad, actually.t. ojisan.
>>548529871The latter arcs of silverballs were a bit eh ngl
>>548529871Your madaobro is still here
>>548529863this is an ojisan game shut the fuck up
>>548529986Are those nsfw?
CYGAMES!!! MY CLEATS!!!! CYGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMES
>>548529863It'll happen to you
>>548529978>older men want only one thing, and it's fucking disgusting
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>548529806fake news (I lost the 66% though)>>548529606always gamble
ウマオオオオ has one open slot60m monthly quota, aim is Top 100 (S rank)Post ID if interested
>>548529986No ones buying her doujins, why?
heh
>>548529986delete this
>>548528554>ranma fans are 40 y.o obaa-chans
>>548529960Why contain it?S'cool.
Who here has back pain?
>>548529807>822191690438wait i'm no longer top performer actually, but top 4
>>548530184The trainer in the doujin was too proactive, other umas can't selfinsert if the trainer is too romantically aggressive
>>548528470Dacchi is so comfy, no flatliners and we went way past our goal despite big earners leaving last month. Even danchou is leading by example.
I paid money to pull for gold city and she still treats me like shit...
>3 sleep deprived in a rowHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLW
>>548529474i seeim bringing 2 stam cards myself for more stam
>>548530359this remind me to that fake DMCA'd kpop trainer and mcqueen fanart, shit was cringe af
>>548529871GinHiji is like one of the most popular yaoi ships ever
>>548530184yurinigs don't pay
baker! start baking early! this thread already stinks!
Looking for a club, A or A+ preferably, averaged about 30-32mil this month, 24 hr cooldown until I can join.227025057893
>>548530359Uma musumes aren't degenerates thoughbeit
>>548529838you should get a real club bwo
>>548529960It's always been like that. who do you think runs the cons? teenagers?
No vacant spots in A/A+? I'm currently second place in my b+ club by total fans, ready to betray them for a chance to get a little more shekels, but if no such opportunity guess I can wait one more month.
>>548529856You're missing out, my man.Or not, I dunno, experience is subjective.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd9tLjhC-c4
>>548530285forgot your image
She's here!(can someone edit her to have the nerd glasses and teeth with an "ackshually" text bubble?)
>>548529838you should be able to find a B club in the server browser ez
>>548529838what the other anon said if you do plan to play longterm
>>548530285Who the fuck doesn't this days
>>548530759I don't get it.........
>>548530306Damn there is a lot of dead meat in your old club
>>548530481works either way just inherit the opposite
Dubs decides how I kill myself
>22nd place in my club >a solid 20 million away from the next guy and only 5 million to the 21st I may be casual but I will make danchou proud
>distance>distance>distancethose poor npcs man
riko didn't show up before new year
>>548530306I'm not a danchou just an anon critiquing your resume. Fix it up next thread though
gentilFRAUD
>>548529838I joined an /uma/ club after leaving my 'friend group' club who plays once a week if you're lucky and never looked back since. If you're worried about connection and shit that's what discord is for
>>548530871Alive yourself
>>548529838>>548529152 is recruiting, if that seems up your alley.
Aaaaaa fuckThis time i was too short on speedFuck the Balance
>>548530285I had one for several months earlier this year each morning, but then I had to work in a field for a month like a peasant, and after this I miraculously healed.
>danchud leftUh oh
>>548531108>>548531108>>548531108
1160 speed on URA finaleremember that 8% 40 speed train she failedfuck thisat least the stats she got at the end put her close to 1200
>>548530770That'll make her ugly so noppers
>>548530285do your stretches, ya geezer
Im sorry club. i didnt do my runs because I really hate mejiro ryan and team trial runs.
>>548530285My back is fine due to my job but my heels hurt by the time I get home
>>548530430imagine putting yourself up for thisa fate worse than death
>>5485287752hu is stupidly popular with kids nowadays for some reason, all the yearly popularity votes are dominated by the same characters because kids love Marisa and Flan
>>548531957All that flanposting by that russian bot in 2014 no doubt
>>548531957Flan's cuteness translates well to all demographics.
>>548530446What the fuck is her problem
>>548530430Funny, hope I'll get her.
>>548512452anon the trope comes from people liking the "will they-won't they" dynamic
