>>548623290>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:https://repo.riichi.moe>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong>/mjg/ booru:https://mjgbooru.com/>basic sanma tourneyhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/18gwxq94YjDh7a7dSl4GvSC7xtmYX-3lPFkaX5bm7rW8/edit?usp=sharing>registrationhttps://forms.gle/DESgg28n3HsjVZYe6>sheethttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/118JEPLEAN-_WKBOVXaAyWn0uWTt5S-Fa3UNCC9X0NHw/edit?usp=sharing>/mjg/ sings Kajitsuhttps://cryptpad.fr/doc/#/2/doc/view/yNZB-k6QwVbA8xmnKZi6g2vV18X1ZWg0K1XRO-VGHk0/
>>548713918good OP
yagooey
>>548714020put me in the screenshot
>cryptpad.fr>.fr
>>548714103fr unc tweaking
>>548714170abominable post
>>548714046
>.fr
>>548713918
>>548714352Incorrect.
Can we have a civilized conversation for once?
>>548704308ggs>no voice lines for the local yakussasuga yostar
>>548714352Sublime post.
>>548704308ggs thank you for playing, until next time.
>>548714741wait like an hour or two until euros are asleep
>>548704308ggs fun games! i got in tenpai for tsanshoku tsuukan but the wait was bad
>>548714352wearisome post
>>548704308ggs, many honorable kills
The Great American Land Bubble; The Amazing Story of Land-Grabbing, Speculations, and Booms from Colonial Days to the Present Time by A. M. Sakolski
>>548714352Why do they have the Naruto village symbol above their head?
>>548714975Gooks only know how to steal
>>548715102same with chink
>jerking off>surprise visit by dad to ask for drug moneyI'm going to play Mahjong limp
>play mahjong strip game>no tips>get a Chinitsu hand>have to open a mahjong waits calculator so I don’t get a chombo
>oh no i chombo'd>guess that's double penalty
>no tips
I should derank so it won't be embarrassing when I get bullied in the tourney
>play mahjong strip game with no tips, blitz
TO hereWe will be listing current and highest rank from now on
Super Real Mahjong was my first mahjong game
>>548717843some weird browser mahjong game was mine
>>548717843Tohno Mizuki sexo
>>548718072Mahjong Soul?
>>548717843mine was final trantasy xiv...
>>548714872its 4 am sir euros are waking up in 2 hours
>>548718072Mine was also tenhou
>>548718645same, mjs didn't exist back then and me and my friends was in some sort of Saki-induced mahjong fascination
>>548717843I made marker of the day I learned to play mahjong back June 2015 on Saikyou no Mahjong 3D.It's already been 10 years since then.
Majsoul Enemies Room 13413(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=13413
>>548719493Started!
>click link>internet issue happen>refresh>match started
>Nanboku sensou 「南北戦争」 (American Civil War) is a hand built with two triplets of South and North, a set of "1861" in identical suit, and a set of "1865" in another suit.
>>548720563post aryan men
Mahjong client with real money! You pay in, and you can win money!
i won't fap to traps
>>548721028
>>548721028https://exhentai.org/g/992685/97788978e5/
>>548721383Anons would never do such a mean thing.
>>548719493i was expecting dama
>>548720794
>>548721428for me it's chinzuri bop
>>548721028https://exhentai.org/g/3235774/4655cee248/
>>548721428for me it's nagi ichi
Is Abema premium worth it
>>548723897no
>>548719493ggs
>>548719493gg
>>548719493Thanks for the games.
>>548719493gg, mahjong not letting me fuck around at all >>548721730I skipped ron several times because people discarded the lower value deal-ins.
>>548721428wtf I thought I was straight
post another room
another room
>>548724625Majsoul Another Room 11536(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=11536local yaku ON
is dama a local yaku?
>>548724880Started
We've had like 20 rooms in the last 4 hours, very proud of you anonskujouriu-13.png
>StartedNormal koko doko
the kokos will continue until morale increases
>>548725152What's the most rooms we've had in a day?
>>54872531869.
>>548725318That would be /v/ days when threads would have non stop rooms every day. I remember something like one of these yearly things telling me one day I played like 40 hanchan.
>>548721428for me it's shinsei lolishota/kozi
>>548725318tree fiddy
this mahjong shit's got me tweaking
>>548726354Minus two.
that's what I get for not damaing, riichi is the biggest meme in this game
Majsoul Friends Room 36964(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=36964no aka
Drugs and Mahjong?Playing Mahjong while high?Is it a good combination?
>>548727514you wouldn't have folded anyway dumb bun
>>548727627yes I would
I'm ready, open the jong tables
>>5487275582/4
>>548727558startednow I gotta skinwalk the room host
fuck i just started the game up someone make another room
WWYD?
>>548727584Only stimulants or alcohol
>>548727584it will be either the worst or best combo, no in between
>>548727584sheep would not do this
>>548729006green dragon
>>548727584Highly recommended. Many anons perform their best in ranked while heavily intoxicated. It's a guaranteed flow boost.
>>5487290068s, impossible to push this hand.
>>548729428>falling for the obvious suji trap
>>5487290068p
>>5487290061s
>>548729328>>548729328>>548730001>>548730298Sorry /mjg/, the only move here is the 8s mawashi.Kuro has 1 call on turn 6, has cut two middle tiles, and has 1 pei, which gives her a 2000% chance of being in tenpai. Given your 2-shanten, anything remotely risky cannot be discarded. Envision drawing a third chun, or just fold at the drop of a hat later.Hard folding with 3p isn't the worst option, but it's premature on your dealer turn.Lower souzu is too risky because of 3s tedashi, and matagi suji in open sanma hands is more reliable.>>548729639You can see two 9s and an early 9s cut, making kanchan less likely and a shanpon impossible.
>>548730742I'm so good at this game it's unreal.
it's almost 2026 and still no one knows what a xopy is
imagine staying menzen
>>548731819Its really not that interesting.
>>548732021then tell us
>>548732115I don't think I will.
HONBA FIVE IS INDECENT
I can't be stopped now.
>>548732585I can stop you with a vote to end the game
>>548732635try it, bitch. no balls
>garthe jump scare on the jpml stream
New friendly etiquette rule: after honba 2 you're not allowed to open your hand.
>>548724880gg, shiaruraotai impossible...
>>548724880gg I guess, sorry I shan't look at the bakyou when everyone is calling the entire game
Is Bloodshed Skirmish actually 'Chinese' mahjong or some fuckin meme thing like Asura
>>548732976aru?
>>548731819we know where it is though
>>548732915just be faster bro
>>548733018https://mahjongpros.com/blogs/how-to-play/beginners-guide-sichuan-bloody-mahjong-sbr
>>548724880GGs rip in peace my menhon chanta
>>548724880gg you should have let me keep continue forever dama niggers will burn in hell
>>548733021yes
>>548733067Incredible ... what a World ...
>>548733026please don't come to my house.
xapitan we miss you
>>548733018There are multiple Chinese rulesets, bloodmeme is based off one of them. Japanese mahjong isn't really monolithic either, the standard online rules are just the most popular.
>>548733216I never left it
>>548727558ggs
>>548732915just win, bruh
>>548727558GG.
>>548727558ggs nyaSorry for leaving during the end of the 1st game, my bladder was about to explode
>>548732976>>548732989kek
>pippa
odds - rankedevens - friendly
>>548733457reroll + 0 kms
>>548733481Hop on ranked
>>548733481There is no running from this pain.
>>548733481coward, get in the queue
>JPML paywalled the second game because they knew I'd be watching my wife play against Shou
>saar>colabina sigh
>>548727558gg
>>548733624you love your wife enough to watch it, right?
I've had a few so lets see the koko
>>548733809I have a surprise wedding to pay for
Will someone derank for my amusement already?
I've jobbed four friendlies in a row
LOOK AT THIS HAG!
>>548733935I would but I don't want to stream.
>>548734007OKAY!
>>548733935https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mf-1t7sORgI
sweaty mikojob...
>>548734072cute
>>548734024Just start playing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgvJMrgOVo8Why is Saikouisen so much more kino than JPML?
>>548734337because the latter is ran by delusional boomers while the former evolved
koko?
>>548734084but she's winning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oqrEv8tEbg
>>548735776
doko?
I'm busy
>>548737652I'm cultivating right now. Maybe later.
>>548737652playing ratoko gomen
>>548737652nah
>>548737841You've been saying that for 3000 years...
>>548738297and its been true the whole time.
i'm at work
doko
kokoMajsoul Friends Room 16786(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=16786
I'm marinating carne asada for tomorrow
>>5487389203/4
>he made a /jong/ room against his will
>>548738920started
nonjongoko
>>548739363I'd help you out, but I'm jong
I'm never going to skip kyuushukyuuhai again
why are they called kyuuhai? they're not all 9's.
I'm never going to skip 口淫 again.
>>548739720Kyuushu means 9 typesKyuuhai means 9 tiles
stop winning off 3m
>>548739841but there's 13 eligible tiles
>>548739839
>>548739839I'm going to Koito
>Turn 1Do you fold?
>>548740705No, just don't drop terminals.
>>548739954retardwhat is called kyuuhai? you surely don't mean yaochuu?
>>548740705discard 9s
>>5487407051s
>>548740907>>548740862>>548740798He had nothing
Kyuushu kyuuhai and kyuushu jyuuhai are fine, but you should never declare kyuushu jyuuichihai or kyuushu jyuunihai.
>>548740828the whole term doesn't make sense. "9 types", what does that even refer to?
>>548741368Use your head a bit
Kodomos are... bad
>>548741523I'm using it. there's not nine yaochuu.
>>548741368It means you have 9 types of terminals and honors, Aru.
>>548741713yet the name doesn't reference terminals and honors. curious.
>>548741368say the whole term out loud, retardand the context it's used in
>>548741368It's a bad translation for "night of the nine terminals."
>>548742229nine types of nine tiles
>>548741368why do you pretend to know nip? just because you know kyuu is 9, because you watched some cirno video? or did you learn to count to 10, because you wanted to feel japanese?
I'm going to rape Aru until I fix her brain.
>>548742396god speed, anon
>>548742335>projectiongo ahead and explain it wise guy, the EOP are listening.
>>548742396What brain?
why don't you guys ever save your kans for tenpai or iishanten
>>548742396I'll rape her after, and give her brain damage again.
>the native jap speakers who came up with mahjong terminology are wrong>i, a random weeaboo on 4chan who installed anki three months ago, know better than themwhat prompts people to make posts like this?
>le disgruntled bravo
>>>/a/284206375
i ate the whole thing
>Another AMOS collaboration with Mahjong Soul>It's all physical merchandise (not available outside of Japan) and never any in-game itemsI don't want another "special" AMOS Masters set, give us something in-game like tile backs, faces, the blue and white tenbou, or something unique like a REXX 3 tablecloth. Taiyo Chemicals also bought out Mizuno Maruichi when they went out of business and continued to produce some of their sets so they could also bring in those designs as well.
One day I'm gonna use an emote outside of /mjg/ to make detectives seethe
Seeing Aru players spam aru-4 when there's a pause on their discard then aru-6 after it passes makes me smile
>>548742869>the chink-jap retards who hobbled this game together a century ago are infallible
>>548742968/mjg/ is the only place on the whole site that has decent anime discussion sometimes, stop bringing /a/utists herekristeve-6.png
>>548742535it's literally in the thread, you just purposefully refuse to see it
Kyuushu kyuuhai 「九種九牌」 literally means 9 (kyuu) kinds (shu) of honor or terminal (kyuu) tiles (hai). It is essentially the game's invocation of the "Mulligan rule".When a player's 14-tile hand after the initial draw has 9 different types of honor/terminal tile, the player may announce this, reveal their hand, and invoke the abortive draw. If any tile calls (inc. closed kan) have been made, then players can no longer declare kyuushu kyuuhai. Note that a pair of honor/terminal tiles counts as one "type" of tile.
>>548742869same smartass think they know better than m-leaguer
Waterboard Arus
>>548743528the gamemode
>based native jap using totally valid terms like 丸いやつ to refer to pinzu>supposed to now take this seriously because chihorianon worships "native" jpkekshalf their japanese vocabulary is english anyway they are all retards
Bravo burgerkeks
>>548743479but i don't know how to surf
>>548743528>kabe on both sides>inb4 shanpon deal-in
>>548743528I refuse to believe 3s deals in
>>5487435283s
>>548743643https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFYLCj-hCsc
>>548743304you could mention the name is an abbreviation九種么九牌倒牌kyuushu yaochuuhai touhaiin short, kyuushu kyuuhaithis is why it is only used like that in this context
Why You Don't Understand Cell.
>>548743820Blame the wiki that I copied from https://riichi.wiki/Tochuu_ryuukyoku
>>5487435282p is safe
>>548743569>>548743710>>548743718>>548743723>>548743973Yeah I saw toimen's late 4p tedashi. Shan't trust triple no-chance that deals into haneman.
Asapin kakkoii...https://x.com/asakurapinpin/status/1996103671848058972
>>548744107why is blud building lego at 39?
>>548744107
>>548738920g's
>548738920ggsmisclicked chi in that second last game and locked myself into furiten
Did you guys know there is a local yaku called shiisan buutaa and you can declare tsumo with it at kyuushu kyuuhai/tenhou/chiihou time when you have an atama and all the other tiles appear exactly once?It's even referenced in Saki ED2.
>>548738920ggs
...what kind of butter?
>>548743820>kyuu becomes chuubravo nipkeks
>>548744342the retarded tl translated it as "13 pigs" btw, probably had no idea what they were talking about
>chuu
>>548744485other way around :p
>>548744554what i wouldn't give to kiss a jk
>>548744107Why does he always mention his divorcehttps://x.com/asakurapinpin/status/1995752777180749929https://x.com/asakurapinpin/status/1989498399687950476
>>548744620have a daughter and kiss her. easy
>>>/a/284212766
>>548744712he wants to show off the fact he became free
I'm American someone translate this in a way I can understandhttps://x.com/asakurapinpin/status/1930234289997881355
>>548744065Do you not lose only 2k on noten here?
>>548744860Why does he always mention his kid then
>>548744930he wants to show off the fact he's a father
>>548744923why didn't you force nips to use lbs when you raped them during ww2
>>548744929Maka is retarded.
Bravo MAKA
>suckma
Hugging all the eurokeks in this thread!
>>548745165suck your what?
>>548745240ma jong
>>548745124and they actually did it? wtf
>>548745269>names
IDrinkWaterFromSuckingMahJong
>>548745491how?
>>548745491But CanYouJong? And WhatMadeYouPlay?
betty
So funny.
so true, sister!
if hayasaka had a cock id suck it js
>>548745108We did make them use US customary units when we occupied them after World War II but they had been using metric since the Meiji restoration and reverted back to that as soon as the Treaty of San Francisco was singed. Imperial (British kind not the US kind) was also legalized in the late Meiji era, probably for trade reasons but it's still funny how they had at least 3 official measurement systems all being used at the same time.
>>548746231>we stolen glory, (You) had nothing to do with that
i dropped the bombs
>>548744485kyuu is an older chinese reading/borrowing when the chinese still said it as kiu themselveschuu is a very recent borrowing because it came in as part of a set phrase [么九牌] instead of being composed out of already existing words/meanings [九] + [種] and so is trying to reproduce the modern mandarin way of reading it as jiu
it's truet. little boy
>>548746413
I just dropped a bomb in the toiler
Random ron'd them with the lil' haneman bomb
Janitor application acceptance emails are being sent out. Please remember to check your spam box!
>>548745639ICantJong but I can SuccMahDjong
>>548746442we know you were the fat man
GG to Everyone
>>548746231the metric system is a meme
>>548746698do you mean gg_to_all?
>>548746945
When I was in Washington DC I went to the museum there and saw the Enola Gay. That was a big plane. I can't believe they just show it off with a replica Little Boy right next to it, a map and pictures of Hiroshima before and after, and a sign that says "Stay on the job until every murdering Jap is wiped out!" I thought it was a bit much but who am I to judge American culture.
circumcision is a meme
>>548747154it's american culture seanigger
>seanigger>he doesn't know
>>548747264It's also SEAnigger culture probably, since most of them are abrahamic cucks.
>>548747264
i know you cant stop thinking about other peoples cocks but i was feeling like some mahjong today.
Newest batch of newfags is impressively low quality.
>>548748000trips of falsehood
>>548748000kill yuorself three times now
>>548748180>yuor
would you be interested in a DIY circumcision?
>>548748439
>>548748439i still have nightmares after mikoanon said he's gonna circumcise me, drop my foreskin on a pan and eat it like an onion ring
just got my first yakuman
>>548748598
>>548748598now you can get yakupregnant
>third sanma match in a row>third 0 deal-ins in a row>repeatedly first to tenpai>spend half the round waiting on 8+ tiles>repeatedly chase riichid with bad waits>still don't deal in anyway>do literally nothing wrong>three 3rd place finishes
Played my first game after being sick for over a week. Got second, may have pulled first if I hadn’t gone full retard in a couple rounds.Thankfully they gave me a game with a Ransei who fate dictated would deal in to every hand.
Are these bots or just really bad posters?
>>548748026maybe don't make so many low quality posts then, newfagchama
>>548748246spotted something on steam a bit ago, a mahjong single player game with that kinda style, complete with cheat moves... ...no lewds, weirdly... ...and it ain't out yet.
>>548749209bad posters, but we also have some genuine bots here who reply with something random
>>548748246my boner didn't go away when she turned into a foxactually it might have gotten stronger
>>548749209Of course they're real. Really bad that is.
>>548749261which one?
I’m pooooomping
NIGGER
>>548749919hey, i played this game
>>548749919>he didnt see it comingAmateur
>>548749963I'm constantly seething over it>>548749997shut the fuck up
>>548750049it's not as bad as this retarded one where you play as this pink idol and go to space or something, the way the game cheats by giving you bad tiles after discards is unreal
>>548749731"Mahjong girl Kshity-Gurpa"
>>548749919lmao
>>548750175>>548750049found it, ryuusei jyanshi kirara startry to 1cc it, it's impossible
>>548750314I might take a look after I'm done with this one, thanks
>>548750490if you want a fun one, also try the wakakusamonogatari mahjong yonshimai
>>548750590I'll ask you to define fun in this context I hope you understand
I found a good manga to enjoy. Yt shorts sometimes do good.
>>548750780was it Shiretto Gyaru? I can't believe that series started off as YT shorts then turned into a manga afterwards
>>548750780Shorts...
>>548751020No, is Plaything.
>>548751069ntr coded outfit
What a slut
>>548752174BRAP!
New event doko
https://x.com/pc9801x/status/1995583603586335074
>>548750246neat
>>548752174Yes, very nice
>>548750752no, it's actually coolit didn't make me to want to kill myselfand hikaru is cute
soulless mr. Krabs baka
>>548753161I'll take your word on it
【競馬MAD】Centuries of Gold【ステゴ一族】
>>548753216no one can be this much of a sanshokutard
>someone comments on youtube with a timestamp as "3m12s">i immediately see mahjong tiles
>>548753114>meme taste
>>548756260>made it into the comments before seeing 1080p
>see a small child in public>immediately think of mahjong tiles
How did anon go at ARMO
>>548756350i still have no idea why people play with 00p, it makes pinzu way more powerful than other suits
>see people playing mahjong in public>immediately think of small children