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Any clubs with slots? Looking for something hopefully in A. Want to do the event grind and mission grind but it'd be a waste to grind all those fans without a club.
link?
>>548718121
What would (You) run on mcqueenA>Kita halo sweep ricePower Fuku Riko(borrow)B>Kita halo sweep ricePower Daiwapower Riko(borrow)C>Kita halo sweep Ricepower Hishi Riko(Borrow)D>Kita halo sweep R.Riko Ricepower Finemotion(Borrow)All are MLB, having some absolutely horrid runs so far, but I want to build her for CM + an actual good long TT slot besides golshi so I'm comitted (and she's 4 star which doesn't really matter but it's a nice placebo)
Think for yourselfForm your own opinionBut roll for Happy Holidays Ogurin
Digitan LOVE
>>548718285>roll for Happy Holidays OgurinYada!
>3 spurts>0 NSM activationMan I sure hope this doesn't happen during the finals..
>Taishin gets 2nd in every career race>4 down moods before her practice poor eventFUCKING LOSER
Patiently waiting for the flatliner in my club to make the mistake to not log in for 3 days, he has been doing 1-2 days but the moment he gets 3 he gets insta kicked, but I can't make it look like I've always hated the guy even before I became the danchou he has to break that one rule.
>>548718184We had 3 slots open for 24 hours, but now we are full
>>548718184YOU AREN'T TEIO
>>548718248Use a wit cardFine motion for fall runner and right handed is ideal but more rng than fuku
>>548718382Meanwhile your opponents
/uma/ club is recruiting
>>548718382I-it keeps happening..
>>548718248this is the deck for my current mcqueen if it helps, I favored another power card since she already has wit growth
it happened yet again...
>>548717282he never says to not roll on her though?
>>548718121her eyes are really beautiful
>>548718808I'm using the exact same deck but better with way worse resultsI may be a shitter
narita taishin navelingus
>>548718821jannie this guy right here is the one linking the wrong thread
>>548718740How come you don't put basic club requirements in there? Like login frequently, or club goal, etc.
>>548718838>>548718821maybe the whole point of that guy linking it here in the first place was clickbait to get you to watch his video.
It finally happened... Teio finally used her unique
>>548718837I look like this and run like this
>>548718837Nobody runs like that.
>>548718918
So...
>>548719007
>>548718702is that the S+ clubthats too autistic for me...
What are you guys planning to run for Scorpio?
>>548719061RE WA
>>548718821When a new thread is baked, all past drama is forgottenDon't bring that dumb discussion here
>>548719138>implying there's a plan
>>548719114Yes, you only need to do 2-3 runs a day for big caret rewards.
>>548719138xoguri + 2 fronts
>>548719061Yeah...
>>548718808they told me 2LB rice isnt good
>>548718918Taishin love
CloverClub has room for some anonsID = 827435138
>>548719138My wife maruzensky forma sexo again
>>548719138Two mystifying murmurs and TM OPERA O
>>548719218>2-3 runs a dayDon't you need like 3m+ fans a day or some shit for S+
double circle everything but medium which was a single circle. Cool, -1 borrow I guess.
>>5487191382 fronts + pace
>>548719334No bwo. This month we only needed 2mil per day. That's 2 fan runs.
>>548719206I don't care about the topic, I just like to laugh at people who can't even check if they are in the correct thread before they post
>>548719007With anime Teio, the conditions were changed and became pre-conditions. She only needs the equivalent of activating NSM for 2 seconds on late race and it activates on the last spurt every time.Just so you know.Blue Teio doesn't work in tracks longer than 2500m so don't bother with that one.
>>548719334You will soon because top 10, and soon top 30 will be full of players that automate play and fps hack with 3rd party tools.
>>548719061Right...
>>548718382You really should use anime teio if you have her. She's better as end compared to OG Teio
>>548719475Ok...
>>548718893I spend a lot of time experimenting and trying many different strats, and of course that isn't just every run, most of the time I get mediocre stats.URA Finale sparks also help a lot.>>548719273Don't worry I also can't understand why they say power cards are bad.
DESU WA
>>548719409>That's 2 fan runs.>This guy is getting 1m fans per run
>>548719138>planning
>>548718702didn't you guys already fill up by poaching that other guy in a brutal display of club drama...
>>548719138Cafe + Holidays Oguri + Teio Azul
I'm the turf queens now
>>548719372first race is just unreliable like thatyou could just tough it out either way
the funny stare face makes me laugh
>my 13001 golshi just shat on 15k leviathan Feels good man97973352
Anon Im not trying to victim blame here but please do not engage in any activities that might show weakness like drinking water to cheering too loudly for your trainees if you dont want to be raped again.
>>548719538Is it the unique? My rationale for OG teio was 20% speed 10% stamina.
>>548719772My undefeated Kaichou
Gonna Late Surge
>>548719138Digitan
>>548719451Is this gaslight Teio??
>>548719825Going past 1200 speed is pretty good IMO
>>548719772OGURI UNDEFEATED
>>548719772>didn't beat oguri or kaichouYou didn't win.
>>548719935Teio posters would never gaslight their umadacchis.
>>548719138Mummy. She's apparently meta too, but I'm not sure how with people saying she's better as a TT and Parent Uma. I'm just using her because waifu
>>548718535Time to open another slot
Extra Tank or Ramp Up?Umalator says Extra Tank brings her survival chance from 85% to 97% is that worth it?
>>548719846there is nothing in cheering your trainee
>>548719451I sadly don't have her. I didn't roll for her since Kitasan at the same time, failed to get Kitasan anyway except for spark. If only I knew we would be allowed to reskin different versions I probably would have.
>>548720136is her inherit actually good on scorpio?
>>548720195I'd take extra tank just in case you end up as a promoted pace and fail to trigger your unique
They need to accelerate much more. 2 months per scenario would be great.
>>548720195they fixed it so it's not that bad now
>>548719857Yeppers. Her unique is as strong as OG Teio after the patch
The line is awfully high for this early in the week. Are we going to cross 550k this week? I was hoping I could just coast until the KSB rerun.
>>548719138taishin oshidigitangold city
>Admire Terra will be running in the arima kinenWhat are the chances of him winning again?
Splash
>>548719138The boys.
>club reset came and went like a ghostwe're nearing the end-times and MANT is months away...
Being f2poor is such a miserable existenceI can never cap speed or get other good stats too
>>548720576
>>548720645Youre next Mayo get over here
Umas are NOT for anal
man what a letdown
How much stam if you only got 1 gold + 2 whites?
>>548720619you don't really need tothat's a competitive horse for f2pthe rest is hoping the rng hits
does the kitasan rerun hit before or after libra
>retention line is 521k>it's tuesday
>>5487207861000 as end. Pace will die with 1 gold
That artist is decent, I wish he didn't insist upon always doing anal.
>>548720775Oh yeah? >>548720786
cum
>>548720619That's actually a really decent Taishin, stamina/wit is a bit low but getting high power is tough (plus not as important because Encroaching Shadow + Pump is godlike)
Help me.
Sleeping Lion is fucking dogshit. Do I just go 1200 stam and run 1 recovery on taishin?
should i replace this laisu with a summer spechud
uma-trainer relations are forbidden
So would you fuck a tree Trainer?
>>5487209621050~ + 1 gold survives double check with stam calc to account for guts + rushed + awful mood
tree-trainer relations are forbidden
>>548719138Ryan with Dober inherit + OYL + Rising Dragon is going to go fucking crazy on this track. Either she does speed carryover with Rising Dragon entering the late race because final corner starts early or she plays tight and hit Rising Dragon after the accels pop. So, she'll be my main ace. This is my theorycraft for this CM.
>>548721150You might say that I've been pining for it
>>548720236Apparently? Can't say for truth. Was just referring to how someone posted an early tier list and she was ranked S
>>548721150Perhaps I could spruce myself up a little for you
>>548721150I suppose I could branch out into tree hugging
>>548721150Only if we make it a treesome
Accidentally created Scorpio Vodka while doing the Shuka sho mission
>>548721150One could say I'd...Fuck the absolute shit out of Rudolf while she makes awful tree puns
>>548721150her thighs showing is kind of lewd
>>548721150Only if you'll leaf me alone afterwards
>>548720576>missed it and the archive didn't archive it
>520kIt's officially owari da until Negro's rerun
>>548719138i like this itachi
>>548721150You're barking up the wrong tree with that request
>>548720576I miss it...
I GOT MY 2ND GOLD IM SO GONNA WIN CM6
>>548721859what the FUCK
>>548721859you don't know how much you'll miss something until it's gone...
>>548720392I don't understand how the line is shooting up so fast since I assumed the shitters wouldn't rebuild their teams often.It went up maybe 25k in 4 months for URA and we're almost past that just in the first month of Aoharu.
>>548721837>>548721786Works on my machine
>>548721859anon...
This is your CM6 opponent
>>548721959THE WORLD WAS STRONG
>another episode of Kitasan never showing up on speed
>>548721859>PVP run>URA Finale
IdeaGelding mechanicgives umas bonuses in career in exchange you can't use her for parentshire me nintendo
Gonna use Cafe and Rudolf as my 2 endsI will never train a goldship for CM
>>548722032>1 goldhehe- I mean oooh how scary I really hope I don't find her in my CM matches what am I gonna dooo
>Dober is releasing before the next CMI'm assuming she'll be a game changer if you can make a good parent or a good ace in time huh?
>>548719138Three actual scorpions
>>548722032it's good to see a Hishiama trainer
I want to FUCK McQueen
https://jiggie.fun/_TI6Pzhttps://jiggie.fun/_TI6Pz
>>548722256Passing down hopes and dreams (and sparks) is literally the core aspect of Uma, geldings (during active years) will never get Umafied
>Torena I can't sleep, let me suck on your cock desu wa
>>548722539
Throbbing umanko
trainers will not be allowed on the academy grounds after 4 pm and will only be allowed back at 6 am, effective immediately
What an inspiration
>>548722371You only need 1 gold if you build properly neigha
uma gelding is just trainers refusing to fuck their trainees
>i got stomped by the rabbit in a pub lobbyYou guys told me fronts didn't work this CM...
>>548722362*rapes you*
When are they adding her?
>>548722851Do it. Groundwork end.
>>548722032These are your CM6 opponents
>>548722587where is your heat pill?
>>548722937>never period
>>548722587Mcqueen why did you break into my house? How did you break into my house? No leave my dick alone. You graduated like a month ago im not your trainer
>>548722937wins?
>>548719138I'm planning to use Tachyon, Mcqueen and Golshi/Neicha it's about time I start racing with my dick (last is metafagging)
>none of my favourite umas give me a boner nor have a big ass or titsam i gay, i just genuinely like their personalities
>join random lobbies>lose to shit like thisI legitimately wants whales to die.
>>548722937>straight girl>never periodideal
>>548722915Rabbit is too much work compared to just making ends
>>548723018Why am I seeing so many Daiwas
>>548723209>>5487229373 G1 wins holy shit
>>548723018TeioSquee.png
>>548723313
>>548723281McQueen, Grass and Rudolf for me
>>548722915They do work. It requires specific umas, whale cards, and highrolling.
>N____
>>548723565hello /v/ image importer
>>548723389Daiwa cute.
>>548722915it works, quite easily if you give up on the front entirely actually which some people foolishly are this cm.
2883752828837528F2P room
>>548723565eko!
>>548723389Daiwa pace promotion assuming there's no fronts, when the end closers proc NSM/Spurt they get closer to first and spook her into causing her to use her ult and act like the Daiwa rocket from CM2
does someone have the video of the Dream Journey alt ult?
>>548723395good enough, add her
anons, I'm going to watch some hot fucking female ass and abbs tonight
>>548723702am i f2p if i spent ten bucks on the first run of the kitasan banner or did i lose my status
>>5487237026/9
>>548724032She has no abs...
>>548724032make sure she gets a whole baseball teams worth
>>548724032>watchwash
>>548723018the fuck decks are these assholes running to hit these stats
>>548723679Daiwa is a sexy cow, not a cute Uma.
>>5487237022 PACE 7 ENDS
>>548724332I gassed so hard, missed all recoveries
Uma musume is an ass game
>>548724332My spe either hits the swinging proc or she dies even with the ult
>>548723702I missed it... I don't think I have my final umas yet but would love to try testing them on a f2p room
>Zero clubs with slotsNo..........
>>548724102...yet
First time seeing this team
>>548724512Yeah I was wondering how did Spe survive but remembered her unique is a recovery. Laisu almost had it
>>548724662What's so cool about them?
>>548724613Flatniggers getting real nervous now that club hopping is looking grim.
kek
>>548724563Just keep running your bunch with each other and hope you get 3:00-3:01.x times until you get a decent team up>>548724756Yeah thats a damn good rice. Well cookedEnds should be illegal in this CM
>My Tachyon takes first and hits A&S and NSM>still loses to Golshi by 6 lengthsI FUCKING HATE LONGSLOP FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>548724662They're always called that, just not with that combination I think
>>548724849me on the left
>Seething uma sending Kawakami Princess hate mail
>>548724938Did she gas
>>548724613The QoL changes really made things a lot smoother for everyone
>>548724849me on the right
Why do people fellate ends when late spurt/surge is stronger?
>>548721959I saw people on X bragging about hitting 900k somehow and those fags are dragging the average up.
mambros at least bot your 3 daily runs
>>548725138don't wanna
>>548725109go ahead and get your libra platinum with your late surgers
any B+ or A clubs open?
>>548725081No uma deserves that.
I legit cannot hit the stats for this CMI may need to sit this one out
>>548724085It is lost forever. Whether that's a good thing or a bad thing is up to you, but it's gone.
>>548725049>>548725098Now kiss
>>548724850
Any club with slots..........
>>548725214If you make a club right now you may actually get it full by tomorrow with all the lonely anons with no club knocking doors looking for one.
>>548725283I don't kiss larping trannies
>>548725081theres only one recourse: stream impregnation sex video
if I have low stam but high guts can I still run at max speed or is stamina the only factor in endurance?
Eat your veggies
>>548725138sorry i'm out of TP farming the event ;)
83742716 cm room before i get my oats and slumber
>>548724102You can see a vertical shadow of the column of abs when the light is right. But yeah they didn't draw/model any horizontal ridges. The cowards. Also, her hot springs sequence requires a person to look at her awful casual outfit. But it's all worth it for best musclewife.
I need sexy taiki images
>>548725248I can't hit 1000 stamina no matter what I do.Being a Kitalet has caught up to me because I think I could hit it if I could borrow MLB Rice instead.
>>548724085f2p is anything under $50 a month so you're good
>>548725471That Goldshi can live just fine IF she hit those 2 gold
>>548725248if you are a kitalet/f2poor it's fine to aim for 1150/1000/800/400/350for whatever missing stamina you just pad it with skills
>>548724102>>548724116>>548724119the run was ass and the sparks worthlessbut I got to see her fat chiseled tits and that is good enough
>>548725382YADA
Why is Maya so cock hungry?
>>548725569but 2 golds is a nasty gamblestamlets usually can make the gamble more reliable with whites but anon literally cannot do that because of how dire his stamina is
I can't believe my Taishin won wtf
>>548725081>and her trainerwtf I did nothing
>>548722937uma musume is a gay game, no straights allowed
Women can't be good trainers.
if you don't care if club is /uma/ or not I'm in a B+/A club with 3 open slots I can give you the name if you want, no discord
>>548725202I will, I'll just run maverick and smoke your black ass. Check these 7s
>>548725837>Riko and Kiryuin are both losersyou might be on to something there
>>548725321Dont think I can run a club, I just wanna do my daily runs and peace out
>>548725704nnnnggghhhh yea maya, keep stroking it like that.... Where'd you learn this?
'been a minute since I last did this. Post untranslated/untypesetted stuff.
>>548725315>almost markedwho I'm kidding, she marked him years ago
>>548725660
>>548725750People sleep on how good Encroaching Shadow is
YADA YADA YADA I DON'T WANT TO TRAIN GOLDSHITYAAAAAAAADAAAAAAAA
D A H B E EAHBEE
>>548725867blessed by shiraoki-sama, i kneel
>>548725926danchode herethat's what I do
thinking of gambling away my 30k carats on a random banner just for shits and giggles
>>548725398results
>>548725321There was a chronogenesis anon that had an idea of making one but sadly never delivered. Was even waiting for him
>>548725704Where did she learn this
>>548725970you still own me one
What's her name again?
>>548725992>no max speed>no long S>only one gold recovery>less than 1k staminaI got crazy lucky I guess.
>>548726083>3.00.6holygood thing I didn't join that room
>>548725992everyone is wide awake for that bro.
>>548726168Matikanefukukitaru
>>548726167Post it again
>>548726175Is that a good time? I never really paid attention to finish times like that.
>>548725867*matches against you with two late surgers (Eishin and Grass)*Now what?
>>548726168Motherfucker
>>548725861i'll take it. I left a B+ club hoping I could join one here but it seems like there aren't any open. Thanks anon
I wish I could danchou 2 clubs at once and give all anons with no home a shelter.>>548726168Matikanetannhauser
What's the 2nd best stamina card I'm trying to train a Creek
I was diagnosed with a fear of german sausagesI fear the wurst
>>548726252very good. I've seen lots of finishes that are 3.01 or 3.02
>>548726252yeah anything 3.00.x is reserved for an end that hit the accel combo from what I've seen
>>548726307Dia isn't bad, Iron Will is pretty decent too
>>548726252That's a whale tier time
>>548726307You can use Dia's stamina card, it's very good.
>>548726261Nobody is running those 2
>>548726175>>548726378Here's my golshi, uma is a F2P game
>>548726252You are a soulless trainer. Bet you don't even watch the full race.
>>548726302stop grooming these young and impressionable anons
>>548725861I'd appreaciate it very much anon
>>548726423Well I assure you my Taishin is not whale tier >>548726172
>>548726168MamboOmatsuri Mambo
>>548726240
>>548725930>>548726120Maya reads women's dating magazines and visits dating sites.
>>548724938if you wanna beat end closers you unironically are going to need to run 2 debuffers designed specifically to fuck them over.
>>548726284>>548726501funnily, it is named Mambo
>>548725970
>>548719138Jordan City and someone else
>>548726168EI EI MUN!
>>548726573/uma/ mambo wish they could have a quota like that
>>548726529IMO only thing stopping Gold Ship is praying none of them hit NSM with enough stamina
>>548726508I know but 3.00.x is usually you'd only see from S rating umas
>>548726529How would you go about doing that?Asking for educational purposes... Not desperate enough to try that out...
>>548726651you can hit their stamina
>>548725704Director Kashimoto, we need to talk about the obscene choreography the school has been teaching.
>>548721229what if you get nothing but guts 1* and wit 1* dober for the entire time the scorpio cup is live, making her a waste of a parent slot
>>548726573Thanks bro
>>548726573I cant find it when I search Mambo
>Mambo>Not a single Mambo ace
>>548726168Matikanetannhoser
>>548726520>tan lineslove this slut
so if you're a stamlet your straightaway spurt can be delayed to the final straight instead of the late race straight?
>>548725962helios supremacy
>>548726998torena-san... El Condor Pasa's condor isn't eligible to race....
DANCHOOOOOOO THEY'RE POACHING /uma/ ANONSThere should be still spots for CloverClub, HonseFun and Basashi...
Who is NOT using GoldShit
>>548727095it can activate, but it wont accelerate you
>>548726168My cheeky cunny pantyhose
Human females are ___________
>>548721229Is this a Taiki track?
>>548727158Now that her innate activates in the 2nd half of the final corner, yes, yes it is.
Should I use this for Taishin or 2 pwr cards?I'm using 16 stam sparks.
>>548727118I tried searching for most of those A+ and below and no results so I assume they were full
>>548726168Machikanetanhoiser
>>548727158pumping her full of med sparks means she can probably attempt the secret event too
>>548727118Any of the A clubs with slots?
>>548727235Then I will be running my wife for Scorpio
>>548726450But I am
>>548727262Club search is clunky sometimes. You need to really specify with filters but even after that, then probably full.
Why does Tannhauser-san get a cute nickname and everyone calls me Spechud?
>>548727127Me
>>548727127I hate that horse and I'm not running her.In despair because it's going to be hell to win against her if I play the end runner game.
>>548727261Power stat is a bit of a meme since accel skills are way more impactful, you can even drop Rice and take Fine Motion instead to go for Fall Runner / Right Handed
>>548727145Hot. I like the human women in Umamusume compared to the dogshit ones in NIKKE who mistreat non-humans because they're jealous that they can't compete against them.
>>548726168Matikanetanhorser
>>548726996are you on PC? last month when I tried searching for clubs the search function wasn't working properly and I had to copy the name from somewhere else and paste it in game
>>548727413spechud is cute tho
>>548727323None of the A club recruited for this month aside from /uma/kekon. RiceBstGrl dancho lurks here and snipes invites, Dacchis and Uma&Co recruited yesterday.
>>548727413Would you prefer "Special Needs" instead?
>>548727413Because Tannhauser is cute while Special Chud is just a lame fatty
Don't be spetarded
>>548727413Because we hate you and want you to die.
>>548727127I'm running triple end closers because I'm evil
>>548727158Yes. She's better as an inherit though because her skills are useless for the track.
What do you guys think of my Libra Ace? Are you afraid yet?I spent like 300k monies to level up the cards for this joke
>>548727436I'll try that out. The wit recovery would be nice too.
>>548727574That's not very umapyoi of you..
How retarded am I for considering Pace//Double End Closer team?
>>548727413Stop being a chuddy then?
>>548727601I'll be running triple ends if I manage to luckshit Cafe
>>548727692Isn't that what 90% of this thread is doing?
>>548727692unironically that was my plan too
>>548727261oink oink piggy
>>548727692that's like the only other viable team outside of triple end
>>548727692i am a triple lateGOD
>>548727692not as bad as me using double pace and late/end
>>548727485im on PC but I am copying and pasting names, i've copy and pasted every name in the Club List and not a single one came upI looked up my old club and I found it but I feel bad for leaving them
>>548727692I'm going double pace (one with A&S) 1 late runner team.
>>548727650Yea, getting more wit is also better than power (assuming you hit at least 800+) since it helps you not fail the witcheck on the last spurt. Rice does have Highlander which is a good RNG skill but for Unity you can just get power from spirit bursts. Going past 1200 speed helps Taishin with the midgame too
>>548727413you should make a viral meme of yourself with a catchy phrase then
>>548727692That and triple end are the main strategies anon
>>548726168My Chick Cunny Town Hoser
>>548727621I tried gutsmaxx daisca once with 2guts/2spd/riko/1stam but I had no clue what training should I prioritize in each turn so it ended up shit
>>548726516
>>548727860I considered Pace/Late/End for a minute but since I'm perma borrowing Kitasan I can't get OYL or FF so why bother lmao
>>548727621Impressive. Very nice.Same.
>Seething trainer
>>548727973rare mini fan
>>548727973thanks, may I ask for the continuation too?
I fucking hate longslop so much ahhhh
>>548727485>>548727862oh fug I tried in mobile and a bunch of Mambo clubs popped up, I think PC really is bugged in some way
>>548726573generic debuffs:hesitant end closers (slows end closers .15 for 3s (9s) late race. all non-ends effectively gain .54 lengths per instance)subdued end closers (1% hp slap early race)flustered end closers (1% hp slap mid race)trick front / rear (1% hp slap mid race if someone gets rushed behind/infront of the caster)>Halloween Rice Shower gets the gold version of trick front for 3%frenzied end closers (boosts the maximum duration of rushed on end closers)special debuffs:intense gaze - end closer: runners in vision range slowed .15 for 3s (9s) late racestamina eater - rear-pack: 0.5% hp slap mid race for the 5 nearest runners ahead of the caster>Manhattan Cafe gets the gold version of this for 1% insteadsharp gaze - late surger - rear-pack: 1% hp slap LATE race>Nice Nature gets the gold version of this for 3% insteadone option could be Manhattan Cafe end closer debuffer + air groove frontrunner debuffer + a pace chaser looking to proc no stopping me off the front groove.
>>548727947Ok, I'll tryD-Dahby!
naisu natcha naisu natcha naisu natcha naisu natcha naisu natcha naisu natcha naisu natcha naisu natcha naisu natcha naisu natcha naisu natcha naisu natcha
>>548728149>stealing someone's meme
>>548728149ALREADY TAKEN YOU FAT DUMBASS
>>548726168Tannhäuswife
>>548728203oisu!
>>548728013wtf dude I'm gonna kill that retard
>>548728145fuck, meant for >>548726715
>>548728013That's what you get for wasting my 15k carats and not even appearing on my summons fuck you
>>548728347rude!
The price of a Costco Hot dog every year since it was introduced:1984: $1.501985: $1.501986: $1.501987: $1.501988: $1.501989: $1.501990: $1.501991: $1.501992: $1.501993: $1.501994: $1.501995: $1.501996: $1.501997: $1.501998: $1.501999: $1.502000: $1.502001: $1.502002: $1.502003: $1.502004: $1.502005: $1.502006: $1.502007: $1.502008: $1.502009: $1.502010: $1.502011: $1.502012: $1.502013: $1.502014: $1.502015: $1.502016: $1.502017: $1.502018: $1.502019: $1.502020: $1.502021: $1.502022: $1.502023: $1.502024: $1.502025: $1.50
>>548728141>I think PC really is bugged in some wayit do be like that
>>548727621
>>548728441naruhodo
>>548728221>>548728227I'M SORRY I HAVE NO PERSONALITY I DON'T WANT TO BE A USELESS LESBIAN ANYMORE
>>548728441I don't buy cheap hyper processed garbage hot dogs.
>>548728441damn that's a good deal
>>548728441what could this mean...
>>548727919So far my 4 runs with Taishin has been low rolls with my speed cards rarely stacking on speed. Not like it mattered because none of the careers gave long S or even had Riko proc her dates before New Years for that matter.That on top of the her jobbing most races against Ticket and Biwa. I'm suffering through all this bad rng in hopes for the golden ace career run.
>>548728596taiki wouldn't say that
whos more racist, spechud or calstone
>>548728596Taiki would buy all the costco hotdogs
>>548728441damn they used to be stupid expensive. a chicken bake is a WAY better deal by comparison.
TOTAL KAWAKAMI PRINCESS ANTI DEATH
>>548728441>he doesn't make his own hot dogs
>>548719138Triple pace for maximum NSM chances. Haven't decided between OG Maru/Taiki/Mayano/Scarlet/McQueen
>>548719656What strat did you settle on?
>>548728441The price of your mom since I fucked her:1984: Free 1985: Free1986: Free1987: Free1988 :Free1989: Free1990: Free1991: Free1992: Free1993: Free1994: Free1995: Free1996: Free1997: Free1998: Free1999: Free2000: Free2001: Free2002: Free2003: Free2004: Free2005: Free2006: Free2007: Free2008: Free2009: Free2010: Free2011: Free2012: Free2013: Free2014: Free2016: Free2017: Free2018: Free2019: Free2020: Free2021: Free2022: Free2023: Free2024: Free2025: Free
>>548728540it's ok Spe's personality can be hating horses like Grass Wonder
Post Belno
Anyone want to give me a run up on what to get for final skills? Is this goldshi's stats even good enough to make it to bracket A finals?
Maru Jr
>>548728793kill him anon, kill him and his uma too
>>548726612
>>548726573#NotMyMambo
>>548728145I doubt I'll get Cafe but I have Vampire Rice so I could give it a try along with stinky Nature
>>548728441>>548728613It means hot dogs were really overpriced 30 years ago
/uma/pyoi has a couple open slots...No quotas, just be active.
>>548719772>no tama>no citynot the real queens
>>548729029I thought it meant they were literally made of dog
I think I'll give up on making a Curren Chan ace for this CM 1% is way too much for me
>when your club is half insanely heavy hitters who have 50+ million fans each but then the other half are people who run maybe one career a month
>>548729090how active? I could only do my dailies if I ever open uma and I'm somewhat active during CMs
TrainerPull down your pants.NOW
>>548729181>money laundering club
>>548728962Why is Tickezo raping me
>>548729209You should at least do one career every day or two.
>>548729319>Tickezothat's kalen chan
I HATE TOKAI TEIO.I SERIOUSLY FUCKING HATE HER.
>>548729401I too dislike the loli
Aside from praying, how do I smooth out parent runs now? Specifically for fukukitaru.Run pace for mile, late for medium/long? I've been buying one unique to help out (Redshift/pulse/flowery manuever depending on the spark I'm making).Are wit/speed sparks going to be in demand in the future? Feels like with Riko one stam parent is probably enough and you can go for either power/wit to shore up those stats.
>>548729247someone post an appropriate non gay anime reaction image of an erection
>>548729331g-gomen...
>>548729247Make me
Would have had fewer money issues if they fed this fatty Costco hot dogs, just saying.
>>548729247Stop being horny Teio
I hate Teio too. Can you guys give me an Uma wife based on this?
>>548728962Go HomeNSMEnd Closer Corner/Straights (Prof Curv is better but too expensive if you want everything else)Uma StanLeftoversTokyo > ECS > Lone Wolf
>>548729510Instead of an unique buy cornery recovery before your first medium/long g1, if it's hopeless do it thereif you got a firm conditions hint, buy that even at full price, these 2 should be enough
>>548729645satono diamond
>>548729645Nice Nature
Shiraoki is a fraud
>>548729749ANON NO YOU CAN'T SAY THAT
>>548728962You might get lucky since you got long S. but you're short on stam you'll need both recoveries to proc You only need No Stopping Me, Uma Stan, Spurt, go home specialistI would take inside scoop, end closer straights & corners and dealers choice of firm conditions and sunny days
>>548727127Me. I'm running either double front + pace or double pace + front.
>>548729749I curse youre mom to succ dix in hell
>>548728083
>>548728962uma stan - breaks the earlygame pace down mode. groundwork for end/late.no stopping me - because of uma stan you should be set to ride the ass of a late or pace and trigger it instantly on the final leg start together with straightaway spurtGo Home Specialist - because you need more than 1 recovery at 932 stam.you don't have enough points to take it's on, but ramp up is still good , or you could take inside scoopfinish up with some passives. lone wolf so nobody else can have it, any others based on your instincts
Maruzensky in a high school uniformMaruzensky in a school swimsuitMaruzensky in bloomers
>>548729614If she knew of Costco Hot Dogs then Costco would have to increase the price as to not go bankrupt singlehandedly by the Beast.
>>548729645Teio's biggest anti
>>548729895Best girl spotted
>>548729890MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM don't wanna mess with her
I have no particular feelings about Tokai Teio.I seriously don't know much about her.
>>548729867anon this is not a search bar
>>548729867you see all that just playing career
>>548730047Not a search bar?Then what kind of liquor do you serve?
>>548730034Once you get to know her you'll love her.You love Tokai Teio.
>>548730034Somebody once told me that she broke her leg and then was summarily executed for being a fuck up.
>>548729895Marvey is too strong... I could feel her bounciness from off screen
Team Zenith status?This is a long S run btw
>>548730171My opinion on her will depend on her perfomanceIf she wins 0 Libra races I'll become a Teio hater unironically
>>548719676Pretty easy and quick in URA>>548719472No bwo global players are lazy. only top 10 bots
>>548730171I rescind my previous statement. This post has made me now hate Tokai Teio.
>>548718121ウマオオオオ has one open spotAim is top 100 (roughly 60m quota per month)Reply with ID if interested
>>548730361
>you will never be sandwiched between two umalets
>>548728540You can just be a racist lesbian
Is the DaiSca trainer still around? Or anyone doing this strat.Would love to know how a sacrificial front runner looks for an NSM+A&S pace chaser.
I like it when taiki shuttle says >TORENA SAN
>>548730361Yuri of small Nase cuddling in big Creeks lap.
>>548729697Even with babby tier wit I should get the corner recovery?
The opinion on Spechan will change after her main story chapter drops. She's the strongest from the golden gen after all...
>>548730707
>>548730293Easy win.
Mayano Top Cun!
>>548730795I'm not a numberfag so that kind of gay stats do nothing to me
>>548730693For me it's>EYESS! I'M.......WINNAA!!
>>548730824
>>548729854cute
>>548730795I already like her but I will still call her Spechud until her outfit drops in global https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGFxR7Mfo3g
>>548729985>>548730290Best girl presented.
>URA Final>2nd place>Free Alarm>2nd place>Alarm>3rd Place>Alarm>5th Place>Last AlarmI think I'm done for today.
>>548730693>gets 2nd >"maa tsugi wa arimaasu"the way she says it is so goofy
>>548730937
You only started liking Taiki Shuttle because of last CM shut the fuck up.
>king halo randomly drops into my run to give me uma stani apologize i'll never call you cringe gaylo again
Damn, Helios looks like THIS?!
Ecwilpes phirst, de leste nowheye
>>548730693I like the pose she makes when she's saying the line about forgetting her homework.And then when she goes>BANG, I'm shooting for your heartIt really makes my kokoro go doki doki.
>>548730976go white uma go
>>548729854Based
>>548731039RudeI started liking her the moment I saw her bouncing titties
>>548731116weisex
I will love Goldship for a week then go back to despising her with every atom of my being
>>548731116sex with zoomer
>>548731316You will lose CM finals you can't get the victory unless you actually like the umas.Shiraoki-sama wills it.
>>548731032Why Tazuna tried to kill trainer?
>be a casual >have 100mil fans
>>548731443Thanks for the warning, I will only love Goldship for 5 days then
>>548727436>>548727919get at least 900 power for the bonus
shitty! aroha!
>Win my final turn training gambleJoy>Fail final training gambleDread
>>548728770Chicken bakes are shit now, unfortunately. Cost more than two hot dogs and they come frozen, not made in house
>playing on mobile is somehow a faster and smoother experiencei dont know how they did but even though we have more UI space on desktop the game stutters when training and feels clunkier to browse around
>>548731523>do 1 TT per day>get called a flatliner
>>548731778yeah 20 years ago they made them inhouse and sold carne asada bakes too and god those were so much better.
>>548731820Close the log menu and the game runs 10x faster.
>>548731928masaka...
>>548730693>TORE-PI
I want the most sovless Uma for my wife.Please recommend.
Moonlight Lunacy makes my pp the big pp
>>548732004is he retarded?
I buy the Daily Carat Pack.
>>548732064The robot from that scenario is literally a soulless automaton
>>548732064Roll for Xmas Oguri
>>548732064Gold Ship
>>548732064Teio unironically
>>548729247*A Google Play gift card falls out* I'm sorry Teio...
>>548732096generational drama, it runs in the family. in other words yes
im just gonna throw my TT team into the long CM, how will they fare
This has to be the most retarded idea I've ever had butLong End Closer Digitan
>already flatliningits over
>>548732096Could be dumber
>>548732098i use the scambucks i made from selling csgo2 cases/skins to buy the daily carat packs
>>548732667It's not retarded, it's just incredibly hard.
>>548732064Super Creek or Tachyon.
>>548732891>Super CreekWhy?
Just finished fapping to Tachy
>>548726168Mambo
>>548732674>some anons are stealing fans from the clubDANCHOOOOO
>>548718121Making a Golshi for Libra, is this good for just before 3rd year summer? Also, S Long and 5 hints for Corner Recovery + Corner Maestro already proc'd. 3 Speed, Riko, 1 Stam and 1 Power Card.
>>548732667Good luck getting her to S, I gave up after 2 days
>>548733074You're going to have to get lucky on Speed rainbows to max it out. I typically don't feel comfortable if I'm going in to summer camp without 850 Speed.
>>548733074Lots of stam, if you luck out you can hit 1k+ speed still
>>548733074If you're able to hit max speed she'll be too retarded to use any of her skills.
>>548733221>>548733230I have 10 bubbles left to pop, hopefully they land on speed. I'll update on whether I max it out.
>>548727118HonseFun is full...unless you're having other thoughts danchou...
>>548732971I could actually add KSB to that list for reason 1, which is relating them to fags who only pull on meta support cards and no umas.Super Creek also is very much liked by degens who don't care about the franchise.
Are there any clubs open? I log in, trade shoes, and do 1-3 career runs every day.
>cap speed>don't have enough stamina>have enough stamina>don't cap speed>power is ass>wit is assI HATE LONG TRAINING
>>548733637Back on the treadmill, NOW.
>>548733637Take me back to mile I hate it here
>>548733130I'll try it regardlessI'm not a fan of Goldship even if she's top tier
Nattie... easy on the debuffs...
>>548727118We still have room in /uma/pyoi!
>>548733924love this chuddy
>>548733749Daddy's needs some long S hit me
>>548733873She's not that bad even without long S, I've won quite a lot against Gold Ships in the public CM lobbies, putting her on end and getting NSM is enough to make almost anyone win in this CM
>Only space in the hyperautistic clans or the dead onesIt's so over...
Watch out /uma/!
>>548732667Not as stupid as this turf, long and End closer G rank Smart Falcon that I've encountered twice by now and got 1st and 4th in public CM test rooms
>>548734128
>>548734089maybe that rogue /mjg/ club has space? you can try there
>>548734089Is there even space in the S club? I've been meaning to move there but I remember them saying they are full.
>>548733978Just applied, trainer ID is 384285103390
>>548730693
>>548734154is strat aptitude actually just a meme
what other skills do you guys think i should grab here? im gonna run 2 end and then this pace. im pretty sure she only has a chance to win as lucky pace, so should i get corner skills so i proc angling? i dont have highlander available sadly.
>>548734449I saw both /uma/ club and umaoo recruiting so pick your favorite and grind your balls off
ahem, team zenith are a bunch of bitch ass umas and their trainer is a masochist that likes anal!*drops mic*
>>548734154>Turf Aptitude C>~800 PowerIs Power a meme stat? How does she get up those hills.
Is it wrong to be sexually attracted to narita taishin?
>>548734694yes
>>548734327danchu here, it's full
>>548734694no
>>548732064Absolutely Gold Ship. She's funny sometimes and she has a VERY strong visual presence, plus a good voice, but she doesn't really have a personality.
>>548734154literally how does a single abil fire? doesn't she have basically 0 wit
>>548734694Liking boys is okay I guess, just stay clear of the Westboro Baptist Church... you know what, give Kentucky a skip while you're at it... maybe the entire South
Heh, look at this runt.
>>548734694Nah.
>>548734814strategy aptitude doesn't affect skill procs only the other wit checks like positioning
>>548734572head on is kinda only other. youre probably tight on sp. you'll badly need cap spd + s to have a chance against ends
>>548734912Better yet, he should join those so they won't compete against him
>>548734814Ability proc doesnt care about aptitude What that falco is suffering from is having really bad ovetake and bad rushes and more stam consumptionAlso that C turf
It's fucking over
Is that carat simulator accurate at all? the numbers are way higher than I thought they'd be
>>548734792I see. The jong is strong...
She did the thing
She finally came home... The S/S Gold Ship pulls into port...I didn't use stamina cards for this and I'm glad
>>548735126that's a big ticket
>>548735124eat your fucking vegetables
is it just me or are some careers not well suited to run in the unity cup?
>>548735161>Both golds or dead>Uma stan and pumpGrim
>>548734089Time to join that futanari club. Forgot what it was called.
>>548735365I haven't enjoyed the unity cup in general
Maybe Sweep isn't so bad after all
>>548734694Yes because she has no tits and looks like a boy
>>548735408I miss the old Kawakami, straight from the 'Go KawakamiChop up the soul Kawakami, set on her goals KawakamiI hate the new Kawakami, the bad mood KawakamiThe always rude Kawakami, spaz in the news Kawakami
>>548734694My mom says Taishin reminds her of me when I was younger so I don't know what to think
>>548735630Autistic with not many friends?
my dick hurts
>>548735796Mayhaps we can help each other nonny...
>>548735630KEK but yeah she looks like the spitting image of one of my friends growing up, I can't picture her as a girl. even the attitude is similar
>>548734154
>>548735365kinda hurts for suzuka since her career has barely any g1s
>>548735905Thats terrible since its just gassing out and dying
>>548735630Are you the anon whose mom sends screenshots of Taishin's career to?
>>548735161Gambla-shi
I fucking hate p*wer cards
>>548733395>Super Creek also is very much liked by degens who don't care about the franchise.I don't see it. Maybe I'm not neck deep in the same circles you are but every Creekfag I've seen seems to be pretty deep into the franchise, not secondary bait like I expected
>>548735913Ears too big
>>548735796Same, may it forgive me as I prepare for one last stroke before bed.
Why does this game have the most obtuse systems of all time, and why do they explain none of it in game. You could be playing since launch and unless you've seen other people explain it, have basically 0 real idea what any of the stats truly do or about things like which tracks even have downhills and the like.
I wish I had Doto.
>>548735365we shouldve gotten the revamped unity day 1
Can somebody that grinds fans abandon their shitter club and join umaoooo? I wanna get easy S rank gibs again
>>548735365Mayano was torture for CM5 because she auto-loses Long URA.
>>548736231Just spark her on the all spark banner
>>548736213tazuna says I need more guts I get more guts, simple as
>>548725970You're still taking? It's 3 pages, no need to rushhttps://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/112672103
>>548736289Convince me to leave /Uma/ Club. What are the benefits of your club?
GIVE ME OLD KAWAKAMI OR GIVE ME DEATH BY VEGGIES
>>548736429A proper discord with no gay erp
>>548736429I said I want people from a shitter club, /uma/club isn't a shitter club, illiterate Golshi nigger.
>>548725613god damn look at those titties
>>548736493>no gay erpI said convince me not deter me.
>>548726168
Drag queen?
Brute girly retard is my favorite trope in japanese media
>>548728540it's ok Speat least you're relevant in the latinx community since they gaslighted themselves into thinking your chestnut hatred equals for racism towards blacks and turned you into a generic racist meme just like momoi from BA
>>548736869Schizo
>>548733221>>548733230>>548733290I managed to only hit 1075 Speed and 350 Wit but I did get a 2* Power 5* Stam End Closer/Long parent Golshi.
>>548728013>Umamusume A's Trainernow it all makes sense
>fap to umas almost every day>get more into umamusume>learn more about umas>now harder to fap to umaswhat the fuck
I want to buy one of these for my room but i don't want my parents and sisters to find out i'm a virgin lolicon coomer
>>548736869Hey now. She's also that for Brazilians.Can't remember who they co-opted to hate on yuri though.
No one asked.
>>548736869It's deeper than that, Spechud not only is a huge racist (not towards black, but umas) but also they added a spin where Grass is always horny for her but Spechud is a dyke for Suzuka so she's a racist who fucks the horses she's racists against, like the meme of a Nazi and his brown GF.
>>548736910it's true thocheck out the hispanic meme groups on >faceberg
>>548736908
>>548736029Yes the sameShe is struggling when making a Tickezo for this CM, using Rob Roy speed just for that gold recovery
>>548737040rice would not act like this
YOU HAD 300 SPEEDYOU HAD 200 POWERYOU HAD 200 WITHOW THE FUUUCK DID YOU GET 9TH IN MAKE DEBUT KING JOBBER YOU WORTHLESS BITCH
>>548737071Light O wouldn't say this
Would a 1200/1200/1200/1200/1200 uma have a 100% winrate this CM?
>>548737102Also for the spics Suzuka is not gay but wants to fuck Spicaman, so it's very layered.
>>548737010live alone on a refrigerator box
>>548737010eh she's barely a loli, just explain to them the difference between hebes and lolis I'm sure they'll understand
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-i6DeYjHdo
>>548737205Third rate trader blaming their umas.
>>548737269>uhm ackshully im not a lolicon i'm a hebephile>I pretend I hate loli characters and only go for this range of characters between too young and legalYeah you're getting locked up
>>548737205(You) issues
>>548737431It's Aoi a half uma?
>>548737431Cute, I need more art of Riko and her trainees
>>548737010just get it out of the way, hiding things just makes things infinitely more awkward in the future
>>548737387you can give them exampleshere's a Laffy, you can make a clear distinction between her body type and Mayano's
Hey /uma/dachi I saw 2 spaces open and then they gone and then 1 open and then it gone.If you do got 2 spaces open I got 2 slots I can fillSomebody let me in please I'm a broke ass niggaSomeone please extend some kindness to the newbie Global person coming over from JPI'm starving over here, it doesn't have to be super good even just decent since I don't know how much I even intend to sweat
>>548737431Riko is so weak Cocon can literally do anything to her and she can't resist
>>548737691i want to fucking that aryan bitch
Of course the green shitter is the only one who lost the unity race even with full double circles against a mob...
I left my cast iron pan on the stove with it turned on to dry and forgot about it and ruined the seasoning again and now I have to build up the seasoning again. Umamusume.
>>548737769saar
>>548725561>>548725267I miss the rageteio poster.
Guys I wanted to let you all know I shitpost, call you guys retarded, and occasionally meanpost to mostly just have fun, but I love you guys. I hope we continue to enjoy Umamusume going forward.
>>548737845he turned into a pigger himself...
Google Translate seems to think the signs are for a ramen restaurant, so maybe the implication here is that Riko got drunk? I dunno
>>548737870it's okay bwo *grabs your butt*
>>548737715Slots are often reserved, that's why. Even if they have openings, it might mean that they're waiting for cooldowns.
>>548737870faggot
>>548737895>he needs google translate for katakanabwo
>>548718121Is this a good parent Uma?
>>548737845So long as there are F2P's, and so long as there are piggies. Someone will rise to the occassion to be the ragerposter that /uma/ needs
>>548738026Do you have a screenshot for non-ants?
>>548737870Bottom-coded post.
>>548737010Just tell them that she's cute and you see her as a daughter. I'm sure they'll understand completely.
>>548738119By bottom-coded do you mean what i think it means?
>>548735408>YOU KNOW WHAT I NEED? YOU KNOW WHO I NEED? I NEED THE OLD KAWAKAMI PRINCESS>IF YOU WANT THE OLD KAWAKAMI PRINCESS TO OVERTAKE ME AND BRUTE FORCE HER WAY INTO 1ST PLACE GIMME A HELL YEAH>KAWAKAMI, I NEED YOU... I NEED YOU KAWAKAMI TO LEAD TEAM MARES>DAMMIT KAWAKAMI, TURN AROUND! COME BACK! GIMME A STUNNER, DAMMIT!
>>548738229WHAT DID TORENA-SAN DO?
>>548738026>>548738114Phoneposter on phoneposter violence.
>buy 4 gold skills>suddenly completely spentGuaranteed fast learner when?
>>548737981FairI found a random C+ on just in game and I think that's honestly good enoughEverything in /uma/ seems filled or reserved or whateverNobody wants meEveryone hates meGoodbye foreverI can't even upload files anymoreNow no one gets to look at my Sweepy
>>548737870I lightly trolled the board and poked some light fun at a club member recently and I still feel bad about it. i’m not cut out for being remotely mean at all and I don’t know how some anons can be flatout malicious when the general is full of such nice anons
I fucking hate Mr CB>*crickets*see? that's why we need Teioposters
>>548738149
(((buhis) have taken over
>>548738020Yes. Unpopular languages aren't worth learning, in most cases. If I were to bother with a weird Asian script it'd obviously be a Chinese one.
>>548737870*rapes u*
>>548738467
>>548738373What mean things did you say bwo
>>548738282I'm sitting on my desktop thoAre you dumb or just pretending?
>>548738114Sure bwo>>548738282>phoneposterlmao
>>548738467the pigs have always been in control. uma is a whale game in japan, it was a whale game on global launch, and it will only get more whale oriented as all the f2ps drop out and more MUST ROLL AND MLB cards come out.
>>548738396Nobody's going to fall for that because everyone loves Mr CBT
>>548738467are you going to take up the mantle of teioposter?
>>548738675How can buhis be in control when they are financially invested in the game and is on cyge's leash
kissu :3
>>548738606You could add that goldshi to a legacy in the case you wanted to convert Cafe or any other uma to end closerBut the goldshi legacy is terrible for aces, has too mixed pinks and whites for all stylesYou could use it for a grandparent as a stat stick
>>548738501It takes about two hours to learn kana, and if you don't see the benefits in doing so then you'll be a tourist until the day you do.
>>548738501You can learn Katakana in less than a week even if you're being lazy. I don't think chinks have anything as simple as that.
Reproduction and secondary use of Nice Nature is prohibited!
>>548738820Oh noooo some anonymous third worlder thinks I'm a loser for not understanding le grorious nipponspeak
cumming on bitter glass's tummy
Thoughts?
Matikanefukukitaru bros what decks are we running?
>>548738902It said do not repost to other sites, bwo...
This has been bothering me for a while. Why is the Halloween event's music so Christmassy? If you replaced the weird whistle with jinglebells Cygames could just reuse it for Christmas.
>>548738810my trainee wouldn't mind if I fucked little cocoon as a prize for fixing riko and winning the finale, right?
i fucking love it when my speed cards with priority in speed just disappear from my fucking deck on senior year
>>548738819Back to the grind it is, at least I have a Golshi with End Closer as a pink. This is my first Golshi out of the over 50 I've trained at this point to have it's pink be End Closer with decent white sparks and a 2* actually useful Blue Spark.
What uma should i train if I really don't want to bother with goldshit but still want to win
>>548739087>teiofag lost interest in teio and wants other womensurprising really
Now that teioposter is dead, does anyone have a compilation of his posts? There's no one single search that pulls them all up on the archive so I'm sure I'm missing some
THE LAST 5 TURNS WERE SO FUCKING BADGOD IT WAS SO CLOSE TO BEING THE RUN BUT IT WASNT ENOUGH FUCKING STAMMMMI even got fast learner FUCK that's not gonna happen again for ages
>>548739332Is her hat a real magic item? How do ears on it even work.
>>548739382When it started anyways? The first one I saw wasn't even raging about pigs, but against Falcon on Cancer CM
>>548739332i got some JUICE for you right here BRAT
>>548737981wait I applied for Hachimi, im waiting for them to approve or deny but it shouldnt be more than like a day wait right?If they're reserved they'll probably just deny my application?
>>548739486It's enough if you believe enough. But why vanguard spirit
>>548739262>I really don't want to bother with goldshit We->but still want to winUhhh..If any of the umas you like are good at Longs you should train them and hope for the best. It's preferable if they have a recovery unique and/or one in their potentials so you can get away with less stamina (still gotta need at least 900 + a healthy amount of guts)
>>548739593i got max hints of the white version so it basically only costed me like 190 total with fast learnerIt was that or like. prepared to pass
i set rice shower as the uma on the race menu and she always gives me the sexiest look whenever i tap the team trials button
>>548739671She has long corners in her potentials
shit i had too much sex with mayano
>>548738594nothing, i just said something that was clearly a joke that i was planning to turn into a surprise compliment after he replied anything (you know, like when you set something up to seem like it’s going one way but then end up resolving it the opposite way) but he just requested shoes silently and now I feel like I may as well have ran over his pet while laughing
>>548739547Applying honestly only worked for me in the first few months of /uma/'s club creation boom. It's better if you get invited these days instead of twiddling your thumbs.
>>548718519what club are you in?
the devs missed so many chances to make akebonos chibi model be bigger than other chibis the regular plushie should be the giant plushie and there should be a "giant win" which is just a massive akebono plushie
>>548740007buono
>>548739021>Not a highschool girl>Already on her 4th kid>Mistakes with the hotsprings owner sometimes>Rudolf is her bottom
>>548718519>patiently waiting for the flarlinerBro if he’s a flatline what difference does it make if he logs in to request shoes and click on team trials once? Instill new rules that make more sense than 3 day no login.
>Mood down event where she had a nightmare about her trainer dying and had to run over to trainer-san to see if they were still alive Oh Kawakami...
We need to have a Danchou Derby
You know I won A COUPLE CM practice rooms for other CMsbut this next CM's practice rooms are just BEYOND grim
what will fuji kiseki be doing at her "showtime event"
danchou, if nobody gets kicked tonight despite over 6 people not making the quota then i'm leaving
>>548740237wholesome :]
>>548740345I don't have a single A+ uma for Long (and weirdly that's where I score big on TT), you guys better hope you're matched up with me, I give up
I feel like power doesn't do anything next CM, it's really weird.Golshis who use stam cards and sit at 800 power always MOG my golshi with capped power.
>>548740345I have an S-rank Gold Ship and she doesn't win consistently and had A-ranks beat her.This CM is all about just hitting NSM at the right time. The WR is just adjusted slightly when once you reach A+ and the required Speed, Stam, and Long S.
>>548740554Power is a cope stat if you don't have access to acceleration skills. Otherwise, witmaxxing and spamming late-race acceleration skills is infinitely superior.
>>548739021my sister in law
No seriously, you guys are giving up way too easily. When we hit Libra finals there's going to be a dozen of you guys saying your 1100 Speed, 1000 Stam, 800 Power somehow managed to crush a 1200 Speed, 1100 Stam, 1000 Power Gold Ship.Your End Ace has to hit her unique, Spurt, and then NSM/Nimble around the same time and they're going to blast off and win. That S+ rank Gold Ship is going to be jerking off in 6th place if she didn't hit that accel timing.
>complain on 4chan about the skill chart not being optimized for SP cost>umalatorbro does thisumm, based? is he one of us?
How much stamina does summer spe's unique heal?is it worth trying to use her next CM or is that retarded
>>548740554no stopping me is just that powerful, combine with spurt and highlander and your uma will fly to the finish line
>>548740345How are people hitting these numbers...
>>548740897>1100 Speed, 1000 Stam, 800 PowerI wish
>>548740919It's a gold recovery
Am I being autistic not picking whale supporters with MLB Event cards? I don't want to give them Friend Points.Friend Points are valuable. Right?
>>548740919>next CMDo you mean Libra, or the Med one after? Summer Spe is stamina recovery. There's no point using her in Med. OG Spe is better for Med due to her unique giving Speed + Accel.Summer Spe has some potential here in Long but she's weaker compared to other Umas that have unique that actually give Speed like Gold Ship and Taishin. Using her as Late is asking for a 5% WR. Using her as an End with Spurt and mid-accel skills might give you something like 15%.
>>5487409197.5% slightly more or less depending on the level, a normal gold blue is 5.5% hp
>>548740908which umalator is that?kachi-dev doesn't have it
>>548741291is the VFlator
Can I roll for Cafe yet?
>>548741334>Gaslightlator
>>548741291the OG alpha123 one.
>>548741343I wont allow it!
>>548741343>>548741407Sigh... I will have to throw her a tenner...
>>548740554power + accel beats no power + accel
Orange friends
i guess 3 speed cards aren't enough for rice shower huh.
>>548741343>>548741407Two more weeks
>>548740604>>548740897>>548740791But bros, is there a smart way to make sure you hit NSM and the acceleration correctly? I figured out a team that worked together for virgo to help each other but this CM seems like just throwing ends in a blind shotgun blast and hoping you hit a target. I can’t see a way to improve me being the one that procs most consistently
>>548741204Whales support servers and sponsor anime so you should be grateful
>>548741660No. Pray and roll the dice.
>>548741204Are you retarded? You are supposed to use whales to get whale tier support cards in your borrow slot.
>>548741204I'm not even a whale and I'm sitting on more friend points than I know what to do with
>>548739332Everybody is going to be rolling on this banner.
>>548741507this was my problem in Taurus. Had an okay rice as my ace, managed to pump out one with better everything, but only 550 power. never won a single race with the 550 and went back to the previous one with 800 power but lower speed and worse skills and won plat.
>>548739021boooyaaaaa~
>>548741204>actually fell for the brown propagandaYou know that's a meme, right?
>>548741813I always have to borrow Kitasan though haha...>>548741925I haven't spent any yet>>548742067I don't even know what the heck you are talking about
>>548741995not me I don't care about her and as a f2p I have to prioritize
>>5487415862 speed cards won me Virgo Cup Platinum
why would pace chasers require less stamina than end closers
forever my kingu
>>548738026>>548738606Its not terrible, but having two non-matching style sparks really lowers its value. Did you not have any decent legacies with 2* blue and long sparks that you could have used instead of that Rice?
>>548741995Nyo, I dont give a shit about her and I dont want more yada yada in my runs
>>548742191>>548742278You will roll on her banner or else you'll regret it.
>>548741995I checked jbis and Sweep got railed by>Agnes Tachyon>Deep Impact (x3)>Stay Gold>Orfevre>Duramente>KItasan BlackNo wonder you guys call her "Sex Tosho"
I just had an idea for a funny image but I'm about to pass out and don't have the editing skillsIt's the IQ graph,with Urara, Tachyon, and tbd uma.on the sides "it's a luck game, I pick what I like and win"and in the middle "it's a skill game, I just have to get a front suzuka with enough stam to gas out at the start of the final leg so my seiun can consistently proc NSM"
>>548742329I shant roll on banners of little shits.
>>548741660pray you hit spurt and you run into someone's ass after
>>548741995Wrong. I'm not rolling for a frustrated loser.
>>548741204>Am I being autisticYes
>>548741995If it's cunny, I rollSimple as
First to respond choose whether I use my last borrow on Taishin or Scarlet.Both have been absolute ass in all the runs I've tried.
>>548742390It should be bespoken Matikanefukukitaru on the the right
>>548742518Kawakami said it calmly (for real)
>>548741660There's a way, using both suzuka and a front. You make suzuka died, so your front can trigger NSM. From what i see, it's pretty consistent as long as your front is well built. But, this strategy is whale gated, since you need good SSR cards to reach the requirement stats.
>>548741995correct, i don't like Tosho, but i exclusively roll for mares, so she is coming home
if you choose a spirit burst training and then move selection to another option it gets stuck lol
>>548742332really impacted her deeply
>>548742742>>548742390Case in point
>>548741660I've found front daiwa tends to be caught up to at 50% then her unique lets her just barely hold the lead going into the final leg, "just barely" ends up being a perfect distance for your pace chaser to bruteforce no stopping me and overtake. From there you just stack as many late-race velocity skills as you can. prepared to pass, inside scoop, homestretch haste, uniques like bourbon and mcqueen.
>>548742390I got you bro.
>>548741995Yada
>>548743009speaking of - why is mtfk's hips so damn wide? I cant concentrate on the game
>>548741995yada
>>548742796That's what I'm doing but I don't have MLB KSB and MLB Creek so it's pure suffering. I'm still not sure how much stam/speed Suzuka needs for her to consistently fall right when the late race starts so NSM timing is still inconsistent but when it procs, I can even win against an S rank end closer
i used to like sweepy but now i think she's an annoying whelp that never gives her charming event when i need it
>>548743119Put Christmas Oguri as the 3rd Uma.
>>548743302I think you should eat your vegetables.
i want to fuck sweepy in her witch outfit
>>548741995
>>548741660for non-goldship endcloser umas, you need to keep up with the goldships, not required to pass them in midrace, but to at least stay very near them when late race beginstake all the mid race skills u can spare with the remaining skillpoints. shit like slipstream, uma stan, skills like endcloser corners have good duration and will maintain your pace with the goldship pack. all of these would be easier if u have abit more wits than usual 400pace chaser is much harder to set up. To make them trigger no stopping me, you have to bring more pace chasers, like 2, so the room would have like 4 paces to help each other trigger no stopping me. you also need angling and scheming +highlander too. u need all of those to put you on equal terms with the endclosers.i also saw some people also bring 1 front to trigger NSM on their 2 paces but this is such a risky strategy, it wastes 1 of your slot. it's better to just fight for the front as paces
>>548743302She's rwtarded and I think she hates broccoli which is my favourite veg I could understand if she doesn't like brussel sprouts or bell peppers
i have MLB sweepy but i REFUSE to use her in any of my decksbrat
>>548743231She got ya
>>548743318You mean second?
>>548743524what about pump iron
>>548743318
I don't care about loli pearl clutching like normalfags do, but just because this is 4chan doesn't mean you should constantly express your pedo tendencies about Sweep.
>>548743746What is she looking at? What is drawing her attention over to the left?
>claims to not be reddit >posts the most reddit takeEvery time
Is it too early to train Scorpio umas? Due to Pink skill update yet to drop?
>>548743910You're right, it has been said a million times and it's getting old. In other news I want to have sexual intercourse with this old woman.
That orange haired bitch Fuki is so ugly, I refuse to believe anyone waifus her
>>548743665triggers 100 meter into the race
>>548743665there's 100m gap before the final corner begins, so it would mean pump iron will have to wait up to 5s before it could activate. no stopping me lasts 9s, spurt last nearly 3 seconds. Spurt will activate as soon as possible, while no stopping me will do the same if you are in the pack. pump sp cost and activation condition and window aint worth it herehighlander with 50% chance of activating in the final hill is better for cheaper price
>>548744049Its not gonna come THAT early. It will probably come at the same time as MANT like how the Nov 11th update came at the same time as Aoharu.
>>548743910ok
>>548742693Give the cowe another try
I didn't know you could lvl up your team twice in one turn
>>548744629I need you to delete this picture.
>>548744682I can't. I need to post uma tummy to live.
>>548744629me on the left sleeping soundly after being breastfed
HuhNot bad for a first try... no Long S but I feel like spechan has potentialThe first year of her career is the scary part
>>548744629Gross, what brings a person to draw this?
i have to wait one thousand years for wonder acute
>>548744743deck? also which sparks are you all using? i know it depends on the uma, but I'd like to have another angle
>>548744629My black genes just activated
>>548744629realistically she wouldn't look too far off from this after retiring and constantly pumping out babies
>>548744892Did your credit score plummet?
>>548744780dunno but I hope these artists never stop
>>548744908realistically umas don't exist
I love finishing a run with a new PB and then going to team trials and seeing auto-select lower my rank from A2 to A1, putting my dirt Taiki with mile skills in sprint, and my mile Vodka in dirt with a G aptitude. Are they ever going to fix that shit?
>>548744743imagine training and being attracted to a CHUD such as this
>>548744843I went full ura finale and went 4x speed card LMAOMy parents suck so its a mishmash of stats but my borrow was 9x stam, I actually pulled off spechan's secret event for slick surge BUT I JUST REALIZED I THINK I DIDNT GIVE HER ENOUGH MID RACE SKILLS FOR HER ULT LMAO
>>548745036I would rape her on that turf desu
>>548745036She has certain - maneuvers - to show off her charm points
>>548744743>LateDude, I'm telling you for your own benefit. Don't do it. Late is cucked as hell for Libra.
I'm on track to get the full chain from this spook card. Wish this would have happened on an actual ace run though.
>>548745201Late can work if you run triple late and have them proc NSM on each other
>>548745201everything that isnt golshi is cuckedI made an extremely solid mayano late with all the goodies and late S and she's fucking useless
new thread doko
Good enough to win B finals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMNF9A2D-DUuma for this feel?
>>548745235>solid mayano lateNigga what are you doing. Mayano is made for End this CM.
>>548745295Winning Ticket
>>548743524the difference between just instaproccing NSM vs also having highlander and angling is nonexistant.A well time'd highlander will get you to top speed exactly as you are hitting the corner, making angling entirely superfluous. If you're mathcrafting and able to get a consistent NSM launch with your pace chaser, no other accelleration skills are required, but highlander is the best bet for giving a reliable and tangible difference>>548743662joke went right over your head apparently.Christmas oguri is extremely meta so her saying it's a luck game is ironic and funny.
>>548745297I meant to say end, sorry
>>548745259Why do they have mile shoes?
someone please join umaoooo.....
I refuse to believe Haru Urara can memorize concert choreography.
>>548745397Ooohhhh they have all the shoes for all the different lengths. I only jsut noticed that. I just leik the colour green.
Would you hang out with these American gals
sure is summer
>>548743231for me it's the medium premiums
bread>>548745768>>548745768>>548745768
>>548745702For me its her premium ears
how many times do you nut a day to your favorite mi do it at least 4 times to Flash and i feel so weak now i need to stop but every time I see her in my menu i just get hard again so i'm avoiding the game
>>548745652LET'S GORGEOUS NIGHT~
>>548743524>>548745348forgot image.>>548745504is that the S rank moonrune club?
>>548745652No, their english sucks.
>>548745652Yes, their english rocks.
>>548745975nyes!
>>548745259all in on goldship
>>548745504>60m quotaNYOPPERS. Shant be doing fan runs.
>>548745919Don't stop! Keep going! Open the game soon! Keep fapping! Go!
