Previous: >>548859797>Global Game NewsCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Specials Missions: Half Anniversary Part 2+3Current Rate Up: Rice Shower (3* Alt), Super Creek (3* Alt), Tamamo Cross (SSR), Zenno Rob Roy (SSR), Kawakami Princess (3*), Seiun Sky (SSR), Yaeno Muteki (SSR)12/04 & 22 - Legend Races12/08 - Libra Cup - Kyoto Turf 3000m12/14 - Autumn Event12/18 - Kitasan Rerun12/24 - Fuji Event12/28 - Scorpio Cup - Tokyo Turf 2000mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Christmas Nakayama Festa (3* alt), Christmas Dream Journey (3* Alt), Gold Ship (SSR), Fenomeno (SSR)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timeline>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd season started weekly airings on 10/5>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma storieshttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
Teio!
Orange
Teio a cute!
huh so you CAN get head-on sparks
comfy global > smelly jp
wife
>>548881867why wouldn't you be able to
>>548881945It's so rare and it's my first time getting and seeing it despite being like my 20th run with head-on
>use golshi or losegg no re
Frotting with top cun...
>>548882037Beeg Makween
>>548881774Based (A)cute festive grandpa thread
>procs twiceInsaneWhat the fuck
>>548881906>smellyThere's less SEAsians and Indians on JP than on global though
Very simple jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/DNwLd0https://jiggie.fun/DNwLd0
>>548882315Lunara chan...
>>548882170please tell me the exact number on both servers and your source for this information
>>548882092This is why I borrow 9* ura parents if ult inherit isnt a concern. I once got 200 pts worth of stats in the first inpiration.
thanks for bread
>>548882425source: I played JPas for numbers, can only give you rough estimates, JP thread had like 20% of brown people, ours has like 50%
>>548881810Teio is great!
>>548882425There are eight of them with global accounts and seven of them with Japanese accounts. So yes, it is fewer. Source: Associated Press
>>548879698I love how flat Summer Cheval is
>>548882678WHAT THE FUCK!?
>>548882678she's not even flat bwo she's like a big boob demon
>>548882843Prove it by posting her summer alt
i can feel itthis is going to be the 3* blue 3*groundwork run
SAFE FOR THE WEEKPRAISE JESUS
Soon...
Why is there an option to put a short description on an uma when literally every fucking thing I tyep contains "invalid characters"I just want to type Spd3 Pwr6 and for some fucking reason there's apparently some sort of hidden slur in it so it's invalid
>>548883029Last week the threshold was 564,690 though...
>>5488830813P triggered the filter
>>548883029anon...
first scorpio attempt, maybe I cut riko for a wit card
I can’t do Rudolf runs anymore because I get the uncontrollable urge to fluff her ears.
>>548882904>still farming groundwork
>>548883130This is not okay
>>548883183>done with aces>done with TTtheres nothing else to do
>>548883127how is this supposed to survive getting triple murmured + all-seeing eyes?
>>548883231kek we're starting early, huh
>>548883127what is scorpio? Medium?
>>548883231hell yeah 1200 + 3 gaslight is back on the menu bros
>>548883081I tried it just now and yeah the same thing happened to me. s3p6 also fails, even with a comma or + in the middle. 3s6p works though
>>548883216I know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you need 1200 + 3 gold to survive rain + triple murmur + all seeing eyes
Average parent run inspiration.
>>548883297yes
>>548883127you should know that the stamina requirement is higher for mediums than it is for longs by now!!
>>548883130but think how SOFT they are!
>>548883231>>548883365bro your oguri image?
Okay, so after Haru Urara, Bakushin, and Ticket, who is the dumbest Uma?
Is it worth grinding for a parent with groundwork AND the prudent pos/dodging combo?
>>548883430uhh its raining and wet
>>548883451That’s the exact problem I’m having!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>548883469that's how you know i'm telling the truth
>>548883394How impactful are the weather and terrain conditions?
Is it worth running full Stamina sparks for Scorpio Cup or can you get away with half Stamina/half Power if you have Riko and a Stamina card in your deck
>>548883553ur mom
I thought wet conditions just lowered everyone's power? Why do you need more stam for that?
>>548883701I'm planning to run full stam sparks and just go for power cards, should be doable with lower stam requirements as long as I dodge the dreaded triple ASE triple murmur lobby
What is bwo cooking?
TODAY
mares
>>548883759the rain is like a 0.8 stamina multiplier
>>548883830the taishins probably
>>548883830>What is bwo cooking?killing taishins, and lowering stamina requirements by a certain amount if she gets to be solo front
>>548883810Makes senseI was thinking about doing SMaru using the Silence Suzuka card for Concentration, I'll do some test runs and figure it out from there
>>548883741Anon, I already mentioned Winning Ticket, I wanna know who is the 4th dumbest after that.
>>548883920didnt they fix that
>>548883990it wasnt a bug, so no they didn't
Gyarumanko…
Convince me to drop 30k carats on cafe
>>548883873Tact is really sexy
>>548884150
>>548884150Just be yourself
>>548884150No, there I saved your carats
>>548884150If you have to be convinced, then you don't actually want her
>>548884103the not for you and for you blonde gyarus of the game
>>548883920it doesn't kill any taishin that has 1k+ stam and maestro though, so it's basically a completely useless strat
>SMaru catches up to the bignig suzuka halfway through the track, failing the NSM setupkek what the fuck, i've never seen that happen
>steals your CM
>>548884337
>>548884240it's not useless, but targeting a singular uma that's not even gold ship is a wasted slot in my uninformed opinion
>>548884450it literally does nothing because while you are deactivating sleeping lion, you cause taishins to spend less stamina overall, which lets them comfortably live through the run just on maestro. you are unironically wasting a slot for no gain
>>548884450you're not wrong, it's probably a lazy casual or a tryhard who doesn't want to run a third ace
>>548883920A G rank Urara gets overtaken the second she leaves the gate. It doesn nothing
>>548884202Need City to reluctantly and unenthusiastically tease my prostate with while browsing Umastagram on her phone.
>>548884523I'm not that familiar with the strat (never used it, don't have potential uma), but I think even if it worked perfectly, disabling taishin 100% of the time, it would not be worth it. You wasted a slot for the potential of wasting somebody else's slot and even in best case scenario you would be even against people running 3 aces
>>548884605>A G rank Urara gets overtaken the second she leaves the gate.Thats the whole point anon.
>>548884196Maybe I just don’t know her well enough yet. the other horses I am interested in are 2-4 years away and I already have another 30k for Christmas Oguri
>>548884605I've never played the solo Urara strategy, but isn't it supposed to work that way anyway? Some weird AI during position keep that causes every other uma to 'pace down' so that Haru Urara can catch up. You can see the same thing happen if a solo front gets the super late start.
>>548884523it's not even guaranteed to stop sleeping lion because urara doesn't fall behind fast enough to stop sleeping lion from activating immediately upon starting middle leg
Are they going to update TM Operas ingame Story once NTR is out?
>triple 1.2k golshi on public roomOink oink
I started playing when Kitasan banner dropped and just found out that Team Trials earns you fans, which uma is for me?
>>548884945Haru urara
>>548884945
http://poal.me/frn59ihttp://poal.me/frn59i
why isn't double circle 13sparks enough to get long s more often than once in three days?
>>548885321please play the game
Uma big hat agenda is real?
JIGGIES JIGGIES JIGGIES
dead thread dead fad
>autopilot>click wrong event
>long CM so unbelievably ass it literally killed /uma/
I would lick Neicha’s bellybutton like it’s the last drop of water I’ll ever get.
Anyway to remove an uma from your account?
>>548885909I've accepted that it's for whales and that I'm fine with group B
>5 runs in a row where speed cards forget they can go on speed during senior year
>>548885932unfortunately, you can't remove Ryan from your account
>>548885928She's so normal, I love her
>>548886089get biko magnet'd lol
It's actually bullshit that they gave use 5 borrows for Miles but not for Longs
>>548886150Because it wasn't that long
>>548885318I dont like it when Umas have hats or other head accessories that work with their racewear but not with normal outfits. The main example of this for me is Rice Shower. I like her hat, but it looks super out of place when she is in her track outfit or school uniform. Thankfully she doesnt have it when she's in her casual outfit, IDK why they couldn't have done that for the uniform or trackwear too.
>>548886229
best uma for farming fans?
>>548885318Valve, pls
any b+ club with open spots?
>>548886263THE HAG
>>548886362hag w clothes or hag in bikini
>>548886110>almost every uma tanuki looks normal>rice has a version where she goes goblin modebut why
>>548886435I use hag bikini for 1 mill fan runs
>>548886229Would pinch the shit out of those ears.
>>548886743She's a dangerous one
>>548886806why would shiraoki tell fuku to have unprotected hand holding
>>548886859Shiraoki-sama is Fuku's greatest wingwoman
>>548886241The hat does look silly in swimwear but the color matches
>>548886475Pretty sure it's not a Tanuki
>>548887094then what the hell is that thing, it's disgusting
>>548887147it's great
>>548887147It's an Uma(ru)
>>548887147
>>548887147wow rude, enjoy jobbing in your Libra finals to a Rice oshi player
>>548887147you're deranged
>>548887147You're disgusting
individual grains of rice form a bowl
>>548887147u r
>suddenly Riceposters come out of the woodworks
Blessed Raisu thread
>>548886743>>548886806why are orange women such harlots? this is why i stick to muscle umamusu
Shit yourself.
>>548887827brap
Dumb Rice posters.
>>548887589Ricegods run /uma/
Does gassing out have any effect on skill activations? Or do you just load every debuff on your debuffer and give zero fucks about if she blows up
>>548887827Yep, Rice said that to McQueen.
wtf I thought I was safe but it's getting really close
NICE MASULU
>>548887827Rice wouldn't say this
>>548887935This week will be 550k. Next week will be 560k. The week after Kitasan will be 600k.
>>548887935i'm never hitting retention bros
>>548885909I've had enough of RNG fucking up my runs. Every turn is so crucial as a F2P and one wrong turn or failed training will make me miss the stat reqs
>>548886743>>548886806Urara trusted youI thought I could tooSo why the bloody hell are you trying to bang your Trainer!?!?
>>548887772https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PzPOitqfn0
>>548887935>that background perspective...horse tracks really are huge places for such smol girls to fly through at 60 km/hr
Jordan SOON
lice fags this you???
>>548888079>>548887934>>548887853>>548887827>>548887772>>548887731>>548887505>>548887472>>548887341You guys are fucking retarded.
>>548888110>trusting urara's decision to trust someone?
>>548888238You're so fucking mean
>>548888110urara trusts everyone
>>548888202Nice try, but he's consistently acted like a retard over Seiun Sky. picrel, it's literally me and I'm Ricefag.
>>548888202>posts a Seiunfag
>>548888202never post this again
>>548888202LiterallyfuckingWHO
>>548885909>Be f2p>Do dailies + 3 inherit runs>get B group CM rewards>Fuck offOnly piggies stress themselves out of 1200 1000 1200 stats
>>548888202Can you imagine being a Seiunfag and this guy represents you?
>>548888403>>548888440THE JOKE IS THAT IT IS A GIF CLICK ON IT WTF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Endkeks??
>>548888110Shiraoki-sama wills it and I will obey.Fuku is super cute too.
>>548888480your Mum, that's who he's fucking
What do Kingfags look like?
>>548888542whats your team comp? also seiun stats and deck?
>>548887935How are you not hitting atleast 600k?
>>548888537I ain't clicking on shit
Teio webm
>>548888238
>>548888652
>>548888516he's a vivlosfag tho, seiun is his sidewhore
>>548888557Reddit moderators
I bet Teiofags are the greasiest, fattest, neckbeards around.
>>548888573Dekku. I'm trying 1 oonige 1 front and 1 end
>>548888751That's Tachyon.
Nah, I'd win.
banana
>>548888813i hope they molest you
>>548888798>1 oonige 1 frontOh well I'm not gonna be able to replicate that
>>548888557kingufriends are the best torenas around, I've never once beat kingu in a cm... so they must look handsome and sharp
>>548888798What skills do you have?
>>548888813ANON, NO!
>>548888813Raped by Tamamo Cross
>>548888813You better results.
>>548888557Obese. Balding. 30+ year old dinosaurs.
What the fuck is happening here
>>548888813THE RAPED
>>548888813>>548888991AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>548889034>teiocuck
>>548889034
is 1150 stam + 1 gold enough for next cm?
>>548889034Nice 4th place
>>548889034WE TOLD YOU! THAT TEAM PEAK IS CAP (AS IN PEAK)!
The horse yearns for the glue factory
>>548888202Nah this is literally me
>>548889034>Teio>RED TeioKWAB
>>548889034KWAB
>>548889135nyo
What do Gold Shipfags look like?
>>548888937
>>548889231Joker cosplayers
>>548888202Are you a witlet and didnt make Bakushin a frontrunner?
I look like this and drive like this
>>548889316VF defense force is here
Falco with G+ in end closer can win
>>548889389So did that brownoid seriru won Virgo cup? Thats right he lost.
>>548889389Don't post Oguris for e-celeb drama
>>548889231
>>548889325Rice Shower wants to know your location
>making fun of VF summoned an unironic shillFun's over
I am a Manhattan Cafefag.Please post my picture.
I am going to eat 3 schnitzels with fries and mushroom sauce for dinner today.
>>548883873Mare's cafe
>>548889469Crazy how people used to think this was comically obese and now it looks like a completely healthy body
me on the right
>>548889142Should have listened to Tazuna. Your trainee's wit is lacking, and it looks like yours might be too.
You will never be a Dotofag
>>548889598>completely healthy body
>>548889598>now it looks like a completely healthy body
shit thread real horse and racing have not to do with the gamekeep of topic shitposting back to the weeb JP thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCKhD1vD0dA
we love teio here
TEIO HATE
I hate Tokai Teio.I seriously fucking hate her.
>>548889776Nothing wrong with some horsing around, friend.
Sex with Verxina
Teio indifference
>>548889656True since Dotofags are high IQ, 6'5+, earn 8 figures annually, perfect hairline, in the prime of their lives and have 17 inch cocks. God I wish I was a Dotofag.
open tegaki / mspaint / whateverdraw your favourite uma in 60 seconds
>>548889445Did you forget that VF lost while bringing excuses like "solo carry" and "unlucky matchup"
making Shakur wear cute clothes
>>548889964At least VF actually posts his results unlike Witfaggot that stopped posting the instant he lost a CM
any circle recruiting? started playing again recently 874511640533
>>548889776>ieslb
>>548890053>at least VF actually makes excuses unlike witgodkek
vf always handicaps himself like a retard
>>548889906wrong thread friend >>548668425
>>548890053Seriru never posted any cm results tho. Notice how Vf stopped mentioning 90% WR after consistently jobbing in finals lol
Losing to oguri peak is okay because her Ms. Victoria cover is good. If I lose to golshit I'm killing myself.https://youtu.be/kx7ff3Y-hV4?
>>548885731https://jiggie.fun/NdKRWohttps://jiggie.fun/NdKRWohttps://jiggie.fun/NdKRWo
>>548890053which is why he purposely readies excuses for the time if he ever loses. vf not once accepted he lost because he was lacking as a trainer
we follow Witgod here... easy on the VFtrash shilling please
>>548890090YWNBJ
>>548889316/uma/‘s best and brightest right there
i will not watch ms victoria until maya wins it
>be witler>posts outdated information>apologies that his information was outdated>loses cm in global>repeats every cmlmeow
>>548884167She's 8.
>>548890168seriru posted his Taurus results, I think it was only a screenshot on Twitter though, he implied that he lost Gemini and then he never talked about CM results again
I'm giving my S-rank virginity to Bakushin.
Where the FUCK is my long S
>>548890247>We follow bad trainer hereLol, fuck off shilling his poor advice
>>548890290She is going to have to go cat form to make it bro....she is not strong....
>>548890313embarrassing lol
Are we being railed
Alright its SEAtime again. Post umas on the beach.
It's been SEAtime for the last 12 hours b
Where it's being saved, on pc, exactly?
>>548890290>>548890353I wish Ms Victoria actually got included early since I won 1 with her during Gemini. That shit could have been extremely viral with youtube videos of everyone posting their wins.
>>548890395>SEAtimeErm we just woke up in US
>>548889316Witgod losing to /uma/ just means he's an excellent teacher
Zelarinth is clearly the best umatuber. Just a chill guy who actually wins CM’s.
>>54888992960s is too short
You know who always posts his results AND won Virgo? That's right.
>swore he would win Taurus with Grass Wonder after the real horse died>spent days showing off Med parents and how he was going to build the best Grass ever>suddenly refuses to stream >refused to answer any questions about it and tried to ignore the plain obvious >puts his chat on subscribers only mode when people began making fun of him and stating the obvious>insults Gold Ship players for Taurus saying how they aren't true oshi player like he is>runs Gold Ship anyway>loses to a fucking McQueen>wins Cancer because opponent Falco failed to proc Groundworks>OMG I'M THE BEST OSHI PVP IS ALIVE F2P WINNER HERE I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT TAURUS AND GEMINI STAY MAD I WON WITH MY OSHI SEIUN>starts whaling with the excuse he needs to make content on EN >loses to Runaway Suzuka at Virgo>I got unlucky it had nothing to do with my opponents
>>548890485Good morning, anon. I hope the day will treat you right
Do I ABSOLUTELY need NSM on my pace ace for Libra? Made a few Brians using Riko, Rice, 3 SPD (welfare Spe, MLB Kita, MLB Tosho) and welfare Daiwa PWR. I end up with low stats so I thought to swap someone for the 4th SPD but here's the thing. If I don't choose Rice's team name so I can get NSM, I have only 1 guaranteed gold recovery, Rice's Maestro. Spe and Daiwa have Gourmand and Race Planner events respectively but they're RNG. Tried using only one of them at a time but these bitches refused to give me gold. I can drop welfare bitches and use Rice's name so I get guaranteed Maestro and Cooldown but then I have no way to get NSM. Wat do?
>>548890317>anime makween
>>548890520Its funny when his jobber actually won it for him
>>548890485I’m about to go to sleep despite it being almost 6 am
>>548890502hes 3/5 tho and whales way more than Vf
>>548890290i literally won with her one CM before libra.....
>>548890313First it was some retard claiming Seriru admitted into not knowing anything about umamusume anything despite being a JP player on twitter post he supposedly deleted and now this.Seriru doesn't even post on his twitter aside from fanarts/thumbnails. At least Oguri Smile posts are a lot better than these. Not once these fags backed these claims with a screenshot.
>tfw no wife neicha
>>548890553If you're only bringing a single pace the no, if multiple then yeah
Why do we care about e-celebs again? Just run whatever umas you want to run. No need for drama around who an e-celeb picked
>>548890553Just shoot for 1050 + 1 gold + 1 white
>>548890593Well at least he didn’t give advice and do the exact opposite.>”don’t roll on Nature wit”>whales on it>”Riko is top priority”>only does free rolls
>>548890553Bro just do 4 spd 1 riko 1 creek. Get some pow and stam spark parents
>>548890662truenon
>>548890662hide stub and ignore.
>he posts mp4 of VF with raisu hat>ignored, everyone continues posting cute umamusume>he posts mp4 of VF with raisu hat, SEA hours>entire thread turns into cult of personality territorial chest beating and shit flinging, arguing over their favorite sloptuberUmazing
>>548890308out of 8
>>548890826Kitasan would never be slutty
Genuinely what the fuck is the point of refusing date options in friend cards? Like, why the fuck does that option exist? Why would I use a friend card, then refuse to date and screw myself? Is it some kind of "I hate this particular pal" roleplay?
>>548890640Seriru was confirmed to have won Taurus so he posted his results somewhere. For Gemini he posted "the world was strong" or something along those lines which made people assume he lost. After that he didn't talk about his results.
>>548890662Because we want to win CMs? Unlike all the pussies who are too afraid to "tryhard" in CMs despite it being in the spirit of umamusume to train hard and challenge the top umas.
>>548890773>Muh VF, Muh WitletSome anon paid for the moomoo guide, thats the legitimate best guide out here.
>>548890921I genuinely can't tell who this is. Special Week with long hair?
>>548890620I want to give Mayano an unsafe (day) landing.
>>548890983that's Tarumae bro...
>>548890904You can win CM without doing any of this e celeb shitflinging you know
>>548890886The first time people found out he won Taurus was because he changed his title to Taurus platinumsource: I was in the thread when it happened
>>548888101Are you a F2P who used all their carats on Uma banners or one who actually saved up to spark on meta SC banners?Also the same rng bullshit in runs is going to happen just as often to someone with a full on mlb ssr deck. You still need to luckshit for Fast Learner, good inheritance sparks, rainbows, bursts and whatnot.This mindset is just a convenient excuse >I can't compete with whales anyway cause I'm stuck with my 4-5 srsThe difference in power and liklieness to highroll between sr and ssr is marginal. Yes, a full ssr deck is going to have slightly better stats on average and in theory access to more gold skills, but at this time the latter is irrelevant because the gold skills either are useless or not worth the cost.Most people only do 3 runs a day, 4-5 if they're being energy efficient and maybe some extra here and there. You would need to do 5x times as many runs for the ssr chance to highroll of the powerlevel difference to actually be impactful.tl;dr you need to luckshit as a whale as much as you need to as a f2p in your runs, aka uma musume is a luck game
>>548890886>I think it was only a screenshot on twitter though>he posted somewhereTwitter first, the rest somewhere.
>>548891019Who the fuck is that?
>>548890886He said "the world was strong" because he predicted 90% Taurus WR but only got 80% in the rounds. Him losing gemini or beyond is just people assuming because he stopped talking about his performance entirely after Taurus.
>>548890904>he has to copy what eceleb #4255 tells him to do to winlol
>>548891087Tarumae is Tarumae
>>548891119>not following advice from someone that has tested hundreds of hours of buildslol
Sex with local idols
>>548890826>stuck as a card for another 3 monthsIt's truly not fair
It's so pathetic that VF fags had to result to misinformation everytime they try to make fun and make dirt of other sloptubers. I guess they follow their favorite when it comes to that part.
>>548891040Maybe that was it. I remember a screenshot but I guess it was his Plat title instead of the results>>548891102He said that after the finals, he would have known his win rate was gonna be at 80% a day before the finals
>>548891231If you're looking forward to her story, then you're not missing much.
no.. my s-rank virginity..
Stop treating whalesloppers achievements like they matter, they all have the same gigapig unbeatable deck... I admit I only won 2 times, but if I owned kitasan MLB+Creek MLB+Fine Motion MLB+Nice Nature MLB+Riko MLB, it would have been embarrassing to lose even once.
Kitasan would rape her trainer when given the chance btw
>>548891317I'm looking forward to her. I want to run Kitasan. I want to get that special title that's added with MANT for winning every race with an uma for her.
>>548891186>tested hundreds of hourskek
SEA discord communities are a blight on every gacha.
>>548890464click on it, you can create a place to save or select an existing one
>>548891375This, piggod whaled for riko and rice after gaslighting players to skip. Shit is funny and people here keep making excuses for him lol
>>548890507no its the right amount to make it fun
>>548891046>tl;dr you need to luckshit as a whale as much as you need to as a f2p in your runs, aka uma musume is a luck gameThis is the average stats or a lowroll of whales while this is my highroll as an F2P. It's not the same.
>>548891284Well yeah, but he doesnt put out videos daily so he put it out all at once post-Taurus
>>548891375Most sloptubers gimp themselves for content.Moomoo ran an Ura Grass WonderRednu and Soul ran HaruVF ran solo AceShana ran Doto and CurrenOnly a couple autists that are desperate for wins like Witgod run full meta teams.
Does the Suzuka runaway rabbit strat really work? What is her required stat for her to reliably die for my Daiwa pacer to bounce off her?
>>548891576Rednu barely plays the game and VF carried his umas and guides
>lost by a distance on kikkua
>>548891538He's getting big YT money now thanks to 4chan hate clicks, he just bought a 2nd monitor :)
>>548891576It's almost illegal how VF is excused for his solo Ace after all his gaslightings and whaling. Witgod run full meta teams because he's teaching F2Ps the poorfag teams that can match the whales.
>>548891551Holy shit this image makes me angry just by seeing it
>>548890646>>548890664>>548890749Thanks bros, I'll probably try both if I have time but for now I'll focus on remaking my Golshi and MTG ends. For some reason only Golshi runs were not as tiring as other aces for me up until now, it really is a Golshi game...
FUJI LOVE
>my only Long S 1200/1000 spurt goldship is the one I made 2 weeks ago when I didn't know NSM was apparently a must for this track
>>548891659>losing with those skills against thatYeah they did something to fuck over front runners
>>548891674umazing isn't it
>>548891551No, this is still very much an insane highroll statswise, just not the ultra highroll of max power and 1-1.1k stam.
I can't believe I'm losing career races as Bakushin.. maybe pace is better now
>>548891665>Teaching f2p with MLB Rice Shower of his ownTopkek
>>548891673VF Had a 90% rrunning taiki and ryan round 1 but got bored
alright, i am going undercover in the VFcord
>>548891764It's called spot struggle into not proccing your recovery
>>548890301>witlerWit-le me this, toreina. What is orange and sounds like a pigeon?
>>548891673Moomoo is better at the F2P Larp though. His deck is so shit it's way worse than that WitGods in spite of spending money
>>548891665>like 20k views averagedoes youtube actually pay that much?
>>548891825Those stats with that deck is NOT an "insane highroll". Those stats are bruteforced by the deck
>>548891595Yea. This dies exactly at where a&s procs. Ideally you want max wit and some end/pace debuffs as well beside the mid game skills
>>548891885Moomoo hates the game and would rather play something else
>>548891901Youtube isn't all about the views anymore, it's as much about multiplatform with twitch and shilling channel subs and paid subscriptions. You basically hustle retarded sheep 5 different ways.
>>548890524Wow you're a big fan to know so much lore
>>548891984Thanks anon, I'll follow this. Does the Long aptitude D absolutely required or you can shoot past to C or B?
>i-its just luckWhy do whales think we're playing the same game. You are not the same as me, make your S rank monsters with your mlb SR cards before you run your mouth.
>>548892246it shouldn't matter
>UNITY cup>no one wants to do UNITY training
>>548892254They can actually do it during MANT with free cards
>>548891993just like me...
>>548891529If it was the case I wouldn't ask, but when I click nothing happens.
>>548892479Keep moving the goalpost piggies.
>>548892254Stay mad and poor
>>5488918253 speed cards with high prio and 1 power bonus could easily hit those speed and power. I could probably play mindlessly and still hit those.
>>548891551Look at what the whales have to do to emulate a fraction of a ft2's power...>>548891825that's not a high roll, mine is
I particularly don't mind and care about piggies but I do when they whine that they're doing as bad as F2Ps then present you with stats that would normally be impossible for you to reach.
>>548892742whos whining?
The realization that the general is like 50%+ whales now with the exact same multi-thousand dollar 6xSSR deck has really put a damper on this game.I guess the massive slowdown of the threads was mostly humans leaving and piggers staying.I miss July/August when it felt like mostly actual people playing and the piggers were properly ridiculed.
>>548892849me
>>548892874no retardit's just the same whales posting their shit. casuals just don't bother with esports >I guess the massive slowdown of the threadsthis is a good thing
>>548892568Wrong S location...
>>548891874Fuku when I molest her ears
>>548891905If you think S rank and max speed with 3 speed cards on a 0 bonus speed uma is average and simply bruteforced by the cards then you're out of your mind. You can replace biko and sakura with sweep and halo and will have pretty much the exact same result in most runs. Running 2 pal cards is also a strategy designed for highrolls. Pal cards are by design highroll gamble cards, on half of your runs even bringing just one will be as if you're running a 5 card deck with the upside of having a slightly better recreation.
I NEED GLOBAL UMA TO FUCKING DIE NOW
>>548891874
mayano should have been a mare
>>548892963I don't care, the stats are almost the same as that whalepiggu when he has stronger cards than me in every slot
>6 mood downs across the entire run into raffle tissuesok fuck me i guess i didn't need that borrow anyway
>>548893093>>548892568
>>548892874True f2p are rare as gacha game lifespan goes longer. Most players still don't whale, but will happily spend on anniversary packs and daily carat packs. You have to remember this game was first tailored for Japanese salarymen who happily dump their wallet every good banner and don't shame each other for it.
Pokke wife
>>548892568?f2p anon highrolling doesn't make the whale any less of a highroll
>>548893138She and a few others exists because the devs didnt want to be shoehorned into making 2/3rd the cast boyumas, so they had to send a message early on.
>>548893327anon if I had MLB bakushin and fucking biko pegasus in my deck instead of shitty narita taishin I would drop kitasan black because that's not even needed to cap speed at that point...
How much longer are the 7500 packs available for? I can't log in right now please respond.
>>548893510Whales with that deck can hit that statline in 5 runs average maybe less
This is Super Creek.
>>548893630tonight
>>548893093How the fuck is that a highroll. He posted 2 more of his trainees and they had better stats using the same deck. Are you saying he highrolled 3 of them with the same deck?Wow
>haruten>900 stam>3rdFUCK THIS RETARD GAME
>>548893689Please don't lie to me
>>548893638I think they hit it every time, and when they actually highroll they hit a 17k rating SS uma
>>548893250Tissues always get summoned when you need the mood up, that is a fact
>>548892874>50%+ whalesMore like 70% pigged out, not sure what attracted people throwing on this greedy game where its MLB cards or bricked
Rooms being the same 5 people that spend on the game doesn't mean the general is full of whales lol. The problem is the pigguseether sees a single paid carat and assumes the guy is a whale.
>>548893093>>548893702I tried searching for the post and he didn't post the same deck but>If you think S rank and max speed with 3 speed cards on a 0 bonus speed uma is average and simply bruteforced by the cards then you're out of your mindThe fact that he did it thrice points that I'm not out of my mind
>>548893638would still require them to high. the only noticable difference is f2p anon running taishin over the whales kitasan, and the majorty of f2p have their own mlb kitasan by now.
whales really be like>Why are you buhi-ing me I barely even have an advantage, it took me ALL DAY to build this S+ horse
>>548893250Don’t worry you have 4 more borrows today right?
>>548894081F2p have kitasan because of rerolls, that's the only thing keeping them in the game. The balance will be much different when speed cards are properly being powercrept once or twice a year.
>>548893250you only really need 1 borrow, for the one ace who will win.
>>548893819why? are you planning to buy it, Teio?
>>548893819i can't tell you because i swiped them all already and the option is no longer there
>>548893819Six days remain.
>>548894054Not only thrice. I'd say he hit it on average runs but did more runs until he got long S for each
>>548894181OG Teioposter already piggu'd out, poorpag's hero is dead.
Sometimes I don't get how umamusume became such a huge hit in JapanMost trainees are useless for pvpMost support cards are useless for pvpEven whaling in this game surely feels like a waste right?
>>548894081he also has tazuna which gives bonus speed... probably caps speed before the end if I'm completely honest with you
>>548894353The competition is just that bad
>>548894081>the only noticeable difference is the huge S rating hitting all the stat requirements meanwhile F2Ps can't
>>548894353idol raising sims are just popular there
>>548894297no... please don't be true... NOOOO!!
>>548894353Horse titties.It's that simple.
>>548894637Training and marrying Yayoi
>>548894438f2panon here, it's SO OVER for whales once I get my own kitasan and drop the crystal and selector on fine motion in 2 weeks
>>548893676More like Super Cute
>>548894179>>548894081>>548894438Guys chill>MLB KitasanThat shit wont matter when piggies use their MLB Fuku and MLB NTR in 3 months.The gap between f2p and paypigs will widen
/uma/musume is oink oink game
>>548894829except the gap between whales and f2ps will be the smallest they'll ever be in MANT because of how the scenario works
>>548894472There is no strength left in the world of men
Would you take a bath with your trainee?
>>548894829NTR is unironically worse than Biko
>>548895080Only if we are family.
give me the revamped ura/unity already please
>>548895253no problem
If you're f2p you should able to make this deck kita ssr, sweepy sr + kingu sr, hishi sr, riko R / ssr riko 1mlb, borrow riceYour chances of getting 1200/1000/1000 are pretty much as good with that as if you're using a 6 ssr card deck consisting of kita, biko, bakushin, riko, rice, whatever power / tazuna.
>>548895080Yes but non-sexually
>2 runs in a row of being ghosted by r*ko despite being at green all junior yearI HATE NINGENS I HATE NINGENS I HATE NINGENS I HATE NINGENS I HATE NINGENS I HATE NINGENS I HATE NINGENS I HATE NINGENS I HATE NINGENS I HATE NINGENS I HATE NINGENS I HATE NINGENS I HATE NINGENS I HATE NINGENS I HATE NINGENS
>>548895324Okay, now it's acceptable.
>>548894829Do they even need MLB NTR if they already have biko tho
>>548894829MANT is the most f2p friendly scenarioTotal f2p death can come after
After the 18th it's unironically over for non MLB kita haversCan you imagine niggas picking up the game in january?
>>548895361does it really matters its not like tazuna and her thh
https://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/characters/rankings/threesize/cup
>>548894963mant sucks and is tiresome so most people that don't have actual money sunk into the game will probably drop itAnd if by some chance some f2p is autistic enough to survive mant, grand live will turn them into actual npc fodder for the whales that will be completely powercreeping all the current staples by thenright now the average f2p that started around the kita banner is running something like 3-4 good cards (including borrow) + 2-3 fillers, while the whales are obviously using 6.It's bad but you still have a small chance of cliching something in cm's if you luck out and face your extreme f2p high roll against some whale that barely even tried.By grand live a f2p will have 1-2 usable cards and a bunch of outdated garbage, while the whales will be using an even better set of 6.
>>548895361You'll get no Sympathy from me.
>>548895754This seems a lot more accurate than the one posted last thread
I would
>>548895754Damn Tamachan is almost as flat as Suzuka
don't you guys ever get bored of discussing identities and complaining about your luck
>>548895926Because the one posted in the last thread is a really old one with beta designs measurements iircthis one also has a done by japs calculation on cup sizes (which they claim is calculated based on the values of the three measurements)
>>548895785Wait so my f2p sr and kitasan wont be good enough on grandlive or are you talking about CMs, yeah I dont mind getting B bracket
>>548894353There is a fundamental disconnect between what makes the game enjoyable for you and what makes the game enjoyable for middle-aged ojisans working at a black company. For people that enjoy the pvp aspect of the game, they'll whale on support cards to make the best umas autistically possible by min-maxing. For those ojisans the enjoyable part of the game is seeing their favorite girls dance and sing. When they whale they aren't whaling on meta support cards, they're whaling for the umas they like no matter their relevance in the meta. For them the game is fun because of the girls, not really the gameplay.
I'm sure even oinkers deal with RNG but the main difference is oinkers have leeway to failing of training and fucking up couple of turns meanwhile my ass as a poorfag not only deals with RNG but can't afford any fuck up or failure of any training. The stats gained of oinkers can easily equal to two or three of my turns as a poorfag. Heck, choosing one wrong training can easily make me miss my requirements.
>>548895754aren't umas 3 sizes on the official website?
mambo
>>548896329mambo is fucking dead...
>>548896265yes
How good is the pasa card? I already have it at 2LB and I'm kinda tempted to double spark tp mlb both it and kitasan
>>548896410>B70Actual washboard.
>>548896247Yep, that's meI'm middle-aged ojisans
>>548896410cute wife with a acute chest size
>>548896473>Dies
>>548896370nyoo
>have no libra aces>gold shit career is going amazingly>highest high-roll i've hit yet>fail a triple rainbow speed training at 11% risk>okay.jpg>next turn is another triple rainbow speed at 14%>don't overdo iti'm going to just put my TT team out there.
>>548896260Are there even f2p doing serious parent runs? The piggers in my club are doing insane number of parent runs some left to try out on A+ clubs since they're addicted to parent farm and waste carats
>Cheval Grand is bigger than Vivilos and Verxinawtf
Champions Cup post positionCHUKYO D1800m 15:40 JST 07.12.2025
>>548896673>he fell for the boyfaggot propaganda
this just happened to me after you posted that :]
>>548896865Nah, I just judged based off of outfits and Grand visually is not as large as her sisters. Always thought she was medium but it's canon that she's larger I guess
>>548896716Peptide Nile sounds kakkoi, I bet what he will win.
>>548895556just... just reroll for the next shilled speed cards MLB (matikane? tachyon?maruzensky?) and borrow kita? I'm not sure what's the issue there. I borrowed kits so far, they can borrow kita from now on
>>548897029Another factor is that a lot of the sizes periodically change as Shinko Windy bites pieces off of the other girls.
>>548896673Bokumanko is strong
>>548896654I have my own "parents" but they're parents in term of focused stats but shitty white sparks but not on honses where you need the accel skills
>>548896673it's kinda insane how much vivlos mogs them both in the ass department though
>had a thought about rolling on the all-uma banner so I can get a Seiun parentBwos I think I'm starting to lose my sovl......i only want to roll for my favorites I don't want to be soulless....
>>548897091Matikane rerollers when they have to borrow tachyon, light hello and kitasan:
>>548897252Mine too, some players ITT that grew from digimon / monster rancher knows their shit or probably just JP vets migrating to Global.
clock check
>>548896442>10 race bonusIt's more usable in MANT than kitasan
>>548895754Interesting, I was under the impression that both Admire Groove and Royce and Royce were trainable.
>>548897530
>>548897627Forgot to attach picture whoops.
I'm unironically starting to believe the schizo shit about kitasan black being bugged
>>548897530>>548897631How to spot someone who doesn't do parent runs.
>>548897778hey lois
>>548897845You're using clocks on parent runs?
>>548897631>>548897530Why are you guys checking clocks? Wtf is happening? I dont get it>>548897790There is no schizo shitTheres only 30% chance of Kitasan showing up on Speed. Almond Eye is around 35% iirc
>>548897845this statement indicates you are overwhelmingly bricked
>>548897845>wasting clocks on parent runs
DID YOU KNOW that the TM family has been renamed to TEMU officially
>>548897880
>>548897927I get thatkitasan black showing up on speed once in the entire senior year isn't normal
>>548897845How to spot someone who doesn't know how to do parent runs.
>>548898018Shit happens, I got a run where theres 0 rainbows on speed with 4 speed card from summer until the end of the career
>>548897845I believe you anon, parent runs ate 300 of my clocks in URA when I have shit SRs. But parent runs don't need much clocks anymore after MLBing my SRs
What are some good uma comics? I’ve read all the Luna and Teio ones by that one artist. I need more
>>548897964big uma agenda
tfw forced to farm fans for dancho
When you click results on a career race with borderline stats, it sometimes lags a bit before showing the placing, and I have a theory that Goal races roll multiple simulated attempts for a placement/win (whatever the goal place requires) which may also be why optional races result in losses more often than goal races (if optional are just one random simulated race)
>>548887240>Cocons DrinkAfter playing Unity, I finally get this .gif. Always some reference.
>>548898307Umamusume your shadow tracen by bacius
I am quite fond of librarian-flavored women
This is Maya's son.https://x.com/jvLVe1HRZDFTYu1/status/1996420804612079981
Latebro. Are the anniversary missions still up?
Vega unironically looks like an NPC compared to these two beauties.
What a funny Tazuna expression
>>548899190Big Rice...
>>5488991902 donkeys and wife
>>548899190Donkeymusume love
Anyone have any kingu with Kawakami Princess as a child art like people do with tachyon and daiwa scarlet?
>wake up>TP at 100>I'm the dancho so nobody caresLife is nice.
>>548899375no but I have this
>>548899190does rice ever get goodI kinda want to donkeymaxx one day
>>548877694If the anon who posted this is still around... yes! If you're interested please reply with ID and I'll send an invite over.
>>548899190Rice is so cute
>>548899307Smart Falcon doesn't seem very smart...
my danchou and officers have become dead weights like cloverdanchou... bwos...
>>548899307the strongest for (you) uma
>horse cun enjoyer>not a single cunny set as acewho the hell is this poser
>>548899751CUN = CUTE & FUN which applies to those horses
>>548899751They typo'd M with N
>>548899190laisu's budding bosom and furashu's ample bosom...
>inevitable 3rd oguri alt into broken generic ult3000 years of oguri meta
>>548900275What if its just a free costume to celebrate Oguri’s win with an updated animation for TPulse
>>548900275And thats based
>>548900275she'll be an arima kinen specialist trust me bwo
>Would have to consciously suck to get B grade umas>Have to metafag to hell to get a graded race tier uma which stops being fun fastIt annoys me there's no middle ground.
I'm feeling super unmotivated to play for the first time ever since release. Am I burning out? I was looking forward to Cafe's banner for months, but now that it is over the corner I'm not feeling it anymore...
>>548900539You play the game to winI play the game to see my favorites runWe are not the same
wtf
>>548900275She is the best honsegirl after all
>>548900275all the new umas jp release are meta, that's how it works now
>>548900275>A third alt before Obey your Master who spanked both Oguri and Tamamo in the same race.What a cruel world.
I find it's criminal what absolute chad of horseracing who made his owners swim in cash got so little love in the game itself.She deserves a meta alt, like oguris and kitasans, instead of being team trials slave.
>>548900679No we pretty much are. I do that. I still wish there was some kind of middle ground though so I could get more carats to roll for more favorites.
>>548900834>TM Reddit O
i scream "SWEEEEEEEPYYYY" whenever i get sweep tosho's events
>>548900809>Buena Vista>metalol
>>548901015At least she's the meta wife
>>548900834>le 0 competition """winner"""Nobody likes Fraudpera O. People only started to "like" him after he retired and when cygames made a horsegirl named after him.
>>548900834shut it weakling
i want Flash to gobble up my schneeballen
>>548900696digitan after the 10hour goon sesh
>>548901015
>>548900834>loses his streak to some perma-G3 shitterThe O stands for Overrated
If TM Opera is a fraud, than literally all jap horses are frauds.
>>548900834
>>548900834NY opera is meta thougheverbeit
I FUCKING HATE BIWEEKLY CMSCHANGE IT TO ONCE A MONTHFUCK ACCELERATION
Kek
>>548901240lol
>>548901190Buncha men in this movie
Remember when everyone was crying about rolling spechud? Now she's the strongest pace chaser in this CM by having access to a strong recovery and a green skill which makes building groundwork more reliable.
>>548900809This, EoS soon, they're just milking people by releasing a new meta uma every week
>>548901874You forgot your Oguri
>>548901874I still don't like Spechud
>>548901665the worst part is that they don'tgive us daily tp pots or more borrows despite the accelerationit would be trivial to change that 3 daily borrows to a 5
>>548901568Yes, most big "winners" like Rudolf, Opera, Kitasan and Almond Eye are indeed frauds who got lucky.
Someone should shave an Uma. For science.
it has come to my attention that i will never experience aoharu with nishino furawaa and sweepy
>>548902201
Hello friends!!
I want to double spark Fuku but at the same time I wanna throw some rolls on Kitasan to get her to MLBWhat do I do
>>548900950>>548901153>>548901190>>548901339It appears my superiority has led to some controversy.>>548901637Not in chanme.
>>548902279Stop turning umas into babies.
>>548902204>your first experience with Sweep and Nishino is going to be as slavedriver forcing them to run races endlessly in the MANT mines
>>548902279hello tanukiposter
>>548902309You only need 3LB for Kitasan and just throw rolls on Fuku and use Anniversary selector on Kita or Fuku
>>548902404and i can't even use my own nishino power SR card...
>>548901806We love boys here
>>548902253Hmm, I see. Fascinating.Now I need to see the sides shaved.
>>548902279
>>548902391
>>548902619Only cute boys with feminine anuses.Pokke is ugly.
>>548902860I would swell out of the curve inside of Chrono's corner.
>>548901785>hon hon hon hon so your name is Jeanpoque-kun
I will not waste all my borrowsI will not waste all my borrowsI will not waste all my borrowsI will not waste all my borrowsI will not waste all my borrows
SHART FARTKO
>>548902926Congratulations on making the gayest post ITTPokke is coolPokke is strongPokke is perfect
>>548902404ackshually you can't even see trainee stories in MANT so if you wanted to read their stories for the first time it'd be in URA/Unity
>>548901785>water hulawhat the fuck is that brazilian name
i am a dude and i literally look like nishino flower irl
>>548902483>use Anniversary selector on Kita or FukuI know this is the best decision to make, but the gates are calling my name and I must respond to them
>>548902779Did they really send a letter to her and the trainer saying they're the worst?That's harrassment, can't they complain to the school or director to deal with them?
I don't have a single uma prepared for next CM
>>548903415you rike?
>>548903674>Win Varia(((Zion)))
>>548903674>White KitasanHoly shit they got Kitasan Blanco
>still has 1 more borrow >don't feel like booting up uma
>>548903551hey...
IT'S A NEW DAY!
>>548903674the NEW Ryan!
>>548903674>機ハヤhide
The most sane umas in this twisted world
its a new day bwos
>>548903359Why is Smart Falcon so bullied? I don't have her so don't know what she does to deserve such a thing.
>>548903141>reddit tachyon
>>548903260That's the thing anon, I've already carefully planned out how to waste my daily borrows. It's too late for me.
>>548903674are you fucking serious, Taiki is still meta? What the fuck, can someone kill this american cow
>>548904152>reddit cafe
>>548903674>KridaskaScarlet is slavic confirmed
>>548903674>wife ramonedas rite!!
>>548904171I won't give up on you, King
>>548903674>white kitasan>oguri still in A
I did it bros
>>548903674>helios AWEEEEEEEEEEIIIII
>>548904280
>open uma>do daily race and TT>boot up a borrow run>save & exit>back to FIFA until TP is back to 90
>>548904118curren psyop
>>548904339I wouldn't call my self the biggest Kingu fan, but this picture always makes me smile.
>>548903674>both suzukas in AsuzukaGODS ww@
>>548904186She is the next best thing after Alegria and Ruby alt in mile CM and the best in LoH, everywhere else you have better options
>>548903674You telling me, we get a free Special Week that’s still usable? Also, when will Summer Spe get her ult buffed?
Alright, let's hope this goes well
https://poal.me/cw3mds
>>548904571>Wife Sweep
>>548904571changmi...
>>548904676>he got gaslighted that everyone will be running end
>>548903674>Taiki is Taiki>Summer Taiki = Natsu+Taiki = NatsukiT A I K I
>>548904530It's my favorite image for her
>>548904571The Princess(King) Bride...
>>548904676BASED
>>548894054OP of the image here. You should see the number of glue because of uncapped speed
>>548904571What's holding regular maru back?
>My position as the biggest fan famer in the club is in dangerI will never let my rivals take my spot!
:(
>>548905180based friendly rivalrly inside a club
>>548905180danchou stop pretending to be me you're not fooling anyone with your tricks
Little Cocon? Washed.
>>548905180Good fanslut. Keep doing runs to keep danchou happy.
>>548905282yes danchou...
>>548905180I know who you are
I survived another week
why kitasan and rice are so fucking bad for unity racesthey rarely get 1st and is always 8th or worse
>>548905410you can have a gold star for that achievement
>>548905569you didnt love them enough
>>548905569Dantsu Flame....is sexy?!?!?
What's a good parent for CM8 for late surgers specifically? Dober and Ryan?CAPTCHA: MRRY
>riko MLB has 20% fan bonusdang she's nice to do fan runs with even in URA
>>548897038he won february stakes last year
>>548905569I think Kitasan only has long skills.Did you put her in medium?
>>548905410THAT MOONLIT LATE TOLD ME
DANCHOUUUU
>>548904384stop raping your umas
>>548905569Rice isn't meant to be a carry. She's a debuffer
>>548905139Seems like a case of "she is good but others are even better"
uhhh I just noticed my new club says UNRANKED for last monthShould I start running for the hills and finding a new club so I don't get cucked out of rewards this month?
>>548906213Assessing MarzenSkiing's [Leg quality]....
>>548906340newly created club is like that, dont get to get the rewards for the month.Oh man you werent here on July-August there was a club that tried hard only to have it not count and is a living meme, my brain just doesnt work right now and cant recall it.
16k just from activating gold skills is pretty nice
>>548906494CUMA?
>mayano stops streaming because people were cuckposting and shittalking her torêina appearances in the comments>they immediately apologize stop doing it once she asks them tothis is the most unrealistic thing I've seen so far, and this is a game with VR horsegirls, Messiahs, spirits, travel between alternate dimensions and Marvelous fucking Sunday
>>548906054umas can't be raped
>>548906572yeah
so why is Suzuka the only uma with Runaway?does no other uma ever get it too?
>>548906572Wasn't cuma the one that kicked everyone the day before the tally plummeting them to D rank?
>>548906719the other oonige umas haven't come out yet in global
>>548906494This is just a random club I joined because the ones here were full and thought I was safe. Apparently not????Anyone have a club with a slot? I promise I can do 30~40m a month and will be good
>>548906719
>>548906710This. I'm sure Akebono can crush my skull with her hand if she wants.
>>548906719She worked hard to develop that style for herself. All the other horses just do generic strats.Kinda like Taiki is the Mile Maven
>>548906906>She worked hard to develop that style for herself.hers is just a pale imitation of the original giganige Kaburaya O
>>548906871literally every uma can, even Nishino Flower
>>548906847Sorry mines currently full nobody flatlined yet.
>>548906865wouldn't Bakushin or Calstone make a lot of sense having it?they're literally all about running fast and nothing else, wouldn't they go top speed start to finish?
Raped by umasRaped by fellow torenasHow can this academy function like this?!?!
I can't believe it's been 5 years and cygames still has all those stupid club limitations
>>548907082the horse didn't do the tactic IRL so no
>>548906865>Ace is an oonigeI guess that makes sense after watching the 1984 Japan Cup.
I figured it out. You can simply buy the dirt shoes from the daily shop to fulfil your club's shoe requests.
>>548907087With lots and lots of money. A G1 race typically has thousands to millions put into it. Presumably the academy gets a fair cut from it, so with that but on a scale of a couple hundred umas with multiple careers, they’re pretty goddamn rich
>>548906847Maybe tomorrow, can't say. Depends on danCHUD kicking fl*tliners
>>548906665>torêina>immediately apologize stop doing it
>>548907224If you request dirt shoes twice a day it's a sum zero game.
I've yet to do a CM.
>>548907087>How can this academy function like this?>Tracen has many umas who come from the most powerful and wealthy families in the countryI wonder...
>>548907336club?
>>548907336These two are like Abbot and Costello.
falco a whore
>>548907394Sometimes I forget.
>le funny random idol horse
AIEEEE DANCHOU HE'S FLATLINING GET HIM GET HIM
>>548906847When will anon become a danchou for a new club? /uma/'s running out of spots and some umadacchis were being sniped left and right by non /uma/clubs these past threads
>>548907691KILL HIM NOW
>gold ship the fickle maiden
>>548907378idk what you're trying to say here, that there's a typo?
>>548907771you have to prepare the new club a month ahead of time or everyone gets cucked out of rewards and nobody has the patience for that
>>548907867Air Shakur is cute.
>>548907867Finemo is so lucky....
>>548907771No one wants to start a new club because it takes a month to get shit. Your best bet is to make a dummy club now. bot it then turn it over once it ranks me thinks
>>548907867Oh no I’m getting convinced she’s cute Stop trying to make Ryan and Shakur cute!
>>548907947people did it just fine 2 months ago tho....
>>548907920
>>548907867Shakur is cute and I'm tired of pretending she's not
>>548907394>zero summoot point, that’s a lot to burn for no reason
>>548899751maybe they just meant cunt, or maybe they want you to avert your eyes from their actual wives
Make a new clubname /uma/ buhi
>>548908090damn the jarls, and damn the moot!
>>548908046stfu curen you ugly ass failed streamer you're just mad mayano gets higher ccv while doing it as a side hobby
The difference between having Biko in my deck and not having it feels absurd.
*flatlines your club*Thanks for the rewards suckers
>>548907947Wouldn't making an alt, creating a new club while the danchou's main stay in another club for rewards work. That is if someone wants to start a new /uma/ club. There really is a shortage of clubs right now and anons unable to join.A lot of /uma/clubs are stable now especially the A and above clubs.
>Aelred is playing the game nowfuck... which club i should shitpost next
>>548908751He better be. I'm not putting in effort this month
>>548908627
>>548908572This other club has a flatliner too so that's at least 2 clubs in the rentry with dead bodies
>>548908852Why doesn't the bigger uma just eat the smaller one?
Wait, I fell asleepWhy is this thread still up?
>>548908751ur a bit obsessed about this guy bwo
How bad does missing spurt goldship do?
>>548908572>>548908907DANCHOU?????
>Be in comfy club>No drama>Just trading shoes and stickersThe good life
>>548909014nta but I like the guy. The absolute balls to do this when you're the main source of drama is worth applauding
>>548909014There is nothing wrong with calling out flatliners.
DANCHOU THEY'RE SPAMMING THE "WUV U" STICKER AGAIN PLEASE MAKE A NO FLIRTING RULE DANCHOU
>>548908585>last month>shortage of anons so bad the S clubs were talking about an eventual merge>recruitment lasted all week even for A clubs>this month>maybe 4 posts totalClub rush has gone from danchous scurrying to fill members to members scurrying to fill clubs but it can change back to needing mergers and dead clubs next month kekALSO WHY THE FUCK ARE WE GETTING ANONS SNIPED BY OUTSIDE DISCORD FUCKERS?>anons are so stupid that there are still some in CunnyInc and RiceBstGrloh, maybe that’s why
>>548909014Wonder who's behind this post...
>>548909309oh yeah namedrop all the flatliners right nyow
FAGGOTS that screech at flatliners are just kids that snitched at school
>>548909396DANCHOU THEY'RE SPAMMING THE "teehee" STICKER AGAIN PLEASE MAKE A NO teehee RULE DANCHOU
>>548886229The wiggling looks cute until you remember horses do that to make flies biting them go away
>>548909309reminder
>>548909118Will always lost to spurtchads, unless they are powerlets then you may prevail
>>548908572That's my club, you faggotI was going to kick him this afternoon if he didn't show up today but now I'm going to wait till tomorrowFuck you, stay clubless
>>548909496>ALSO WHY THE FUCK ARE WE GETTING ANONS SNIPED BY OUTSIDE DISCORD FUCKERS?This time it's more of anons desperate getting into a club and clubs that recruited filled up so fast. They knew it's not /uma/ club but no choice since clubs were full
>>548907771>>548907947>>548908000The real reason no one wants to start one is because they you have to spend every waking moment in this thread to poach anons.
>Head-On for Teio: win 3 easy races>Head-On for Mayano: win 4 races at any point during careerBut what about Head-On for Scarlet?>Win all G1 races in which Vodka is also participating>Win the Hanshin Juvenile Fillies>Win the Oka Sho>Win the Tokyo Yushun (Japanese Derby)>Win the Takarazuka Kinen (Year 2)>Win the Shuka Sho>Win the Queen Elizabeth II Cup (Year 2)>Win the Japan Cup (Year 2)>Win the Osaka Hai>Win the Tenno Sho (Autumn)>Win the Japan Cup (Year 3)Yes I'm mad that she just jobbed the Japan Cup for no reason whatsoever on what would have been a god run.
>>548909496>ALSO WHY THE FUCK ARE WE GETTING ANONS SNIPED BY OUTSIDE DISCORD FUCKERS?because anons just want to join a club, any club rather than engage in club dramanobody cares about this shit about discord or not discord people just want their shit
>>548909725Considering the heavy eaters like spe and Ogurin, I don't fucking doubt Tacen stinks like shitWe could probably see the flies if the game was in higher resolution
>>548909210umao is comfy>quota Just play the damn game and you won't even notice it
>>548909728why does he look like a fat Guts kek
>>548910076Didn't the danchode of that club miss his own quota last month?
>>548909496I was one of the anons that got desperate last month and decided to fuck it and joined random club. Luckily I was fast this time and managed to join an /uma/club. I just wanted an /uma/club, rewards second.
>>548909728Hey what the fuck, how did you get this picture of me?
>>548909496I’m new enough that I’ll give up a month worth of rewards easy, what do I gotta do? Just make a club and wait around?
I couldn't get 10/10 on donos yesterday because of my work schedule. Fuck work.
It's fucking glue
>>548910076>3M a dayhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnyope
>>548910184Myes. That's why he's quitting this patch.
>can't get pass tenno spring with 600spd/600stam on parent runwtf
>>548910335Just make a club and wait until the month turns over. Also hope you're willing to engage in danchou activities like kicking flatliners, managing club members and not getting baited by retards.
>>548910523Since the patch your stats have very little effect on your race results.
>>548910464
>>548910335Pretty much yeah, give it a name, or at least a quirky name. Decide what kind of club will it be, what rank will it be aiming or quota of some sorts.Then recruit anons at the start of the month and days after.There was an anon who had an idea of making an A~A+ quota club but never delivered.
>>548910523what were your other stats?Guts matters now, especially if your uma gets into a duel
>>548910702>>548910540definitely going to need a thick skin to be danchou since anons love shitposting about clubs all the time with chrono existing and making it really easy to engage in club drama
>build pace OG Teio for CM6>doesn't work>build late OG Teio>doesn't work>build end OG Teio>still doesn't workSHE WOULDN'T PROC HER UNIQUE TOO. DO I JUST PRAY FOR LUCKY PACE AND WIN
>>548910702What're the requirements for A-A+?NTA, but I might make an alt to get a club cooking for its dead month
>>548910960It depends. If you're casual, no need to continuously post. If you're aiming for a rank, then yeah some mental is needed.t. Danchovie
>>548910705600/600/550/200/270Guess it is guts... I ignored Tazuna's guts advice like it was pre-unity... On URA btw
>>548895556It was fine without her for 4 months. Not going to be any different after.
>>548911093bro you're playing the wrong Teio for this track
>>548910335Make a club and then find other people that will actually play the game (enough to average 400k a day per player)It's actually fucking impossible, btw
>>548910523I either aim for 700 stam and 400 wit on my Rudolf parent runs or just hope to get lucky and get to buy Swinging Maestro, if Creeks chain doesn't cuck me. King Halo sometimes drops 4 Corner Recovery hint, which also helps.
>>548911168yeah the npc umas tend to have even stats and skills so I've been scammed by getting in duels with like 200 guts and losing to umas with far less stats
>>548911093>DO I JUST PRAY FOR LUCKY PACE AND WINYes, that's all CM isPeople can try to mitigate their luck, but it's all luckI've had 600 wit umas late start, I watched umas fail their wit checks even though they're in perfect position It's just luck
>>548911119To keep yourself in A you just need to kill all flatlinersfor A+ you need a quota of at least ~20mil
>>548911289>I've had 600 wit umas late starthave you tried giving them focus
>>548909996 (me)>long S, turf S, fast learnerBUT>job Japan Cup to umas with half her stats so miss out on the Head-On secret event>somehow fucking lose the unity finals????? so don't get NSMI hate it!
>>548911262>It's actually fucking impossible, btwtheres been tons of anons asking for clubs these past few threads tho
>>548900931at some point they up open league to A+ I think. So you can probably just play older scenario without calculating and land there.
>>548911119A+ should be around quota of 20~30m monthly and should be properly followed.A I'm not quite sure. 10m monthly???? A lot of /uma/ A clubs have 2 or 3 anons carrying their clubs' asses so I can't give a clear quota for it
okay this might be a decent spark
>>548911262>people complain about playing the gameThat's the issue here. The divide of people who care (SS+) and people who don't (B) are the only demographics. You just need to find an SS anon who doesn't give a shit to join your B club and you'll be fine
>>548911456They'll hit you with the 500k fans per day then after the 15th they'll flatline
So how often does Hishiama just fail to give Straightaway Spurt? Should I be trying to inherit it as well?
>>548910184while I have some criticisms of the way umaoo does things I don’t know why this specifically is such a point of contention. Shit happens, life gets busy. If it was a 1 month thing and it’s not going to keep happening month after month then no one should give a shit and the same grace should extend to any members from the danchous of /uma/ to those that actually communicate. Just because it happened to the danchou himself doesn’t make it a bigger deal than if it happened to a regular member>>548910335You don’t even have to wait around a whole month to start recruiting. Just ping the #clublist anon with the name and ID number (or your trainer number) and he’ll add it to the list. Just tell people it’s unranked.You can even fill it with randoms as long as you kick them to replace them with anons every month. Just don’t be a dumbass and recruit on another website like reddit or discord if you’re making a club for /vg/ because the whole point is to fill it with anons
>>548911637your fault for not kicking them earlier or doing weekly cutoffs?
>>548911637I can't, I did that last month and got booted. Now I need to make my resume look good for January
>>548911580holy fuck
>>548911674She has no hint frequency and low levels so pretty much any skill you can't get from a chain or even event you should be looking to get from inspiration. There's also sweep as a good source but that chain can fail also
>>548910540>>548910960I can handle that much, as long as I don’t have to do Discord stuff. I’ll wait out the 24 hour timer and make it tomorrow
>>548911219I don't have anime Teio. I didn't like her outfit so I didn't roll
>>548911674just borrow SSR Sweepy for coinflip fun
>>548911580WHAT THE FUCK
>>548911719>some criticisms of the way umaoo does thingsDrama!? QRD?
>>548911580soon
Best Mejiro
>>548911450Show deck, or not because I know what you are
>>548911841>>548911789But I need to borrow rice for Swinging Maestro...I have rice as well but she's only 2LB and I don't think I can hit 900+ stamina without MLB.My Sweep is also 2LB...
>>548911819>implyingI got 3 fucking anime Teios while rolling for Maru, Doto, and Digitalshe's EVERYWHERE
>>548911637then just kick them...
>>548911819>he didn't know you could change outfitsI also changed OG coffee to Red coffee
>>548911957Back to /vt/, sister
>>548911719>Just because it happened to the danchou himself doesn’t make it a bigger deal than if it happened to a regular memberThat is a fucking retarded take and a halfBeing the leader of a club by default puts them to a higher standard. How can you expect your club members to perform when you can't even? It's hypocritical, and a terrible look. Any club that has active and earnest members that carry their own leader should be mocked and ridiculed.
>>548912024SSR Sweep for the record. then you just have to farm. Might get lucky with a burst and get spurt as a hint
I want to make new umas by umapyoing Tazuna Hayakawa
>>548911957he paywalled his nudes...
>>548912157Ope, I've been found. But nyo, I like horses.
>>548911957S rank club with quotas had half of their members fail to meet that quota, with the danchou flatlining at the halfway mark. You can look up last month's results in doxgenesis, or maybe someone has the pic saved
>>548912346Oh danchode said we could flat line at the end since the top clubs were shitting. It's all in the theoretical IRC. We basically discuss the play week by week to see if we need to step up or tone down.
>>548912072I'm LUCKLET and my account is Rudolf coded. Instead of your anime Teio, I get Rudolf in every possible occasion. All of the guaranteed random 3* single pull were Rudolf>>548912132If only I knew at that time we would be able to
>>548912014Only the best for the #1 uma. Other than the long S, turf S, this was a slightly below-average run.
>>548912254Why does she hide what she is? Does she enjoy catfishing? Is she ashamed?
>>548912161I’m not going to explain why your take that “life events aren’t allowed to happen to the leader” is the retarded one.I WILL say that if it keeps happening I will join you in making fun of them.Sorry if that’s too nuanced a fucking take for your black/white brain. Some of us experience life in color.
>>548912346we agreed to do that in the /r/umao subreddit
>>548912527Rules for thee but not for me will eventually cause resentment in the players who are actually engaging with the gameA quarter of a S rank club shouldn't be carrying the majority of their members
>>548912803>subDANCHOU!?
I think you should eat your vegetables.
>Get ready to Uma>instant connection error has occurred >game didn't even try to connect me>normally works? Game down? Question mark?
>>548912814That's why their top preformer was poached by /uma/club lmao
baker?
>>548912770>reddit spacing If you join a ranked competitive club, then there are expectations to be metDoxgenesis plainly shows danchou is capable of grinding out within a day, but chose not to out of laziness. Life happens can happen, but that's really not a club's problem
thread is ending so namedrop the lowest earner in your club right now
>>548913163Doto
>>548912638She just shy
>>548913163its me
>>548913163It's Anonymous
Mambodancho don't kick me. Rules says 1 career per 3 days
I can't wait till danchou quits
>>548913163Danchou himself
>I think you should eat your vegetables.
>>548913163Jeff Bezos
>>548913163they're completing for bottom1
>>548913483Hey, that's me!
>>548913325You got one day for a successful career, friendo.
>>548913163>namedrop danchouN-no
>>548913163I see you Danchou earning barely 200K a day. You got 25 days to fix yourself before I head out.
>>548913163I'll namedrop our best performerPraise Ralkos! Ura!
>>548913584>successfulIt doesn't say that
No more breads...
>>548913868We bullied breadbaker(danchou) away
>>548913942I miss laisu baker
>>548913867It says that in the fine print (back in club chat). Now get to it.
idc, going in with what I have and prepping for cm7
>>548913584>successfulI just need to make it look like successfuly
2 members of our top 10 earners are OGs since JulyI think that's something hard to find in a B+ club
>>548914245>ogs>july
>>548914174wouldn't that be harder than just playing the game normally
>>548914072Just throw in the best goldship you have and even if she's shit she'll still completely destroy S rank front/pace/lates.
>>548913337s-stop b-baiting me b-baka
Danchodes deserve no rights
>>548914334Did I stutter
but remember
Last month we were a Matikanetannhauser enthusiast club.Now everyone is becoming a McQueen humiliation ritualist.I don't feel so good
>>548914351It's easier and faster. Didn't really want to share it but you just need to equip +100% fan bonus and win japan cup and arima kinen classic year and then lose tenno sho, bonus points if you're using Rice
>>548914540Ah, then you're retarded
>>548914621... or you could just play the game normally lmao you're trowing the run to save like 5 minutes
>>548914628Cheers
Is 632 clocks enough for MANT?
>>548914725Don't wanna. It's not an ace run so it doesnt matter
>>548914621>then lose tenno shoIt's like 10 minutes max (you can do it in 5 with good connection) to do it normally from that point. Why even bother.
632 cocks in curren
>>548915001aka, Tuesday
>>548914948It's bothersome finishing a run that doesn't matter. My main purpose of doing it is just daily or appearing as if I'm playing anyway.
>
any run can be an ace run if you try
>>548915047It's Thursday anon
u jelly, anons?
flatliners be like>heh I'll deliberately inconvenience myself through a billion hoops instead of just playing the game I'm so smart
>>548915267>energy that lowNGMI
>>548915229bab...
>>548915449>"heh just waiting for the game to be good (autoplay to be added) before I enjoy it... eventually">scores fans from a single TT career per month
>playing career with no purpose of creating an aceyada
>>548915449They are ruining their profile so it's fine
>>548915267is that fucking URA
>>548915680Holy fuck, good catch >>548915267Anon, what are you doing?
BAKE BAKE BAKE
>>548915449incliners be like>heh I'll deliberately inconvenience myself by playing this game!
i told management that /uma/ will eos
>>548915768>>548915680it's faster for fan runs and Riko has an 18% fan bonus
good
I'm new to this gacha thing. Is there always this much drama in clans over doing the min agreed to at entry? like the clubs all have from no rules to aiming for the top.
>>548915976round
Danchovie gives me a pass for missing quota because I only do dirt runs to give out dirt shoes
>>548915861They even use resources to keep playing.
>>548916031buddy i posted curren first.
>>548891885I've seen his gameplay and his deck is good.His cope about how his deck is bad is hilarious though.
I just lost my first round of unity cup matches. All double circles, only one fucking winner. And this career looked promising. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>548916029>does tribalism cause people to act stupid?
>>548916029no, the clubs themselves are comfy, if you see club shtposting there not even in the club they’re talking about 99% of the time and are just bored and not creative enough to talk about something else
i think curren and falco should kiss
>>548916217double circle in E usually means draw
>>548906719I sentence you to 13 episodes of season 2 Uma Musume: Pretty Derby
>>548916029club dramas are semi-fake
>>548915554>clicks restHeh. Your move.
>>548915861...this is a fucking retarded sentenceis your favorite uma bakushin?
>>548916305I think Curren and Falcon's trainers should kiss.
Oh, I should probably finish these huh?
>>548896201If you don't care about CMs you don't need to roll cards at all (except getting Super Creek from make debut SSR tickets because there are no good recoveries except maestro in this game)
>>548916478>trainers
>>548916029I shitpost about my own club for giggles
>>548913163
>>548916029I don't have the balls to make or talk about club drama inside the club chat so I'm doing it here
I wish I could refund my TP and rerun the career
>>548916559My only worries what if I cant clear scenarios in the future? Is that even possible? I remember people saying Almond Eye will show up and destroy your Uma
>>548916557yes, wtf dudethe voucher is topmost priority, do it right nowand the event too, you want the 920k points for the crystal shard
>>548916623maybe you should refund all that speed for power
>>548916621Chat filters wouldn't let you, anyways
>>548916623>he didn't inherit power sparks
>>548916621GOOD. Club drama is amusing and it always brings a smile to my face because it's so fucking stupid.
>>548916621There's one dedicated anon who copies the post number for chat>>548916872I come to /uma/ for the club drama
>>548916747you don't have to win against her to complete a scenario
Don't even think about making a new thread. This is the last one.
Left or right?
>>548916747>I want to be a shitter but not that much of oneDo whatever you want.
>>548916846
/uma/ eos
>>548916557you can do fail runs and they count
>>548668425>>548668425>>548668425
>>548916747Iirc it's just scripted loss and you don't need to win against her to get "good ending" in scenario, it's just a bonus. It looks like the game has very good "balance" as in you don't need much cards (event cards + borrow will do) to clear "pve" objectives and it's only pvp where it matters, doubt they'll change it. It's really good and what I think many players appreciate.
>>548916623>file deleted
shant fall for that
>>548917551image limit, I deleted it so I could post >>548917380
don't fall for it..
Am I losing out on juicy drama if I haven't joined a club?
fuck i fell for it....
>>548917635Can't compete if you don't have a horse in the race
>>548917635You're missing out on juicy onaholes
baker left us
daiwa scarlet big boobs 0023.jpg
do your job
>>548917635You're missing out on juicy stickers spam
>>548917045>>548917507Thanks.What about LArc, I heard bad things about it during the 1st month of this game, I remember anons saying people end up losing alot of clocks on the final is it true? Did I get that scenario right?
>sweepssoppingwetcunny.gif
>>548917635You lose out on the carats
I FUCKING ACCIDENTALLY USED MY BORROW ON URA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
baking
Taikishuttleputtingmedownlikearabiddog.webm
>>548917883Afaik the final race is "objective: survive", you don't need (and aren't expected) to win.
thatoneteioandmayawebm.webm
We had a good run....get it?
>>548918081oh okay thats good to hear as well.
>>548917506good job anon, I hadn't seen that joke before, maybe you should make it again next thread
>mr_cb.jpeg
>>548917883yes, the french steal a lot of clocks but you still don't have to win there iirc
i will not fall for it a second time
cut it off
>>548918172Move
/umajp/ is really fucking slow, isn't it?That one thread has been used as the wit check for the past three days!
>>548859797>>548859797>>548859797
>>548888730T_T
Can't bake a thread, I lost my baking license after the last incident.
HOOOOOOLD OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD
>>548918414I failed the wit check twice and thought 4chan died again...
Enough posting retarded wrong threads, this is not funny
>>548918434that one doesn't even make sense, it's not like you can accidentally reply on it without noticing it's the wrong thread, it's fucking archived
>>548918608You are the Smart Falcon poster, I've been keeping track of files deleted...
>>548918608Finally, a good post
Goodbye...
My images...
It all comes tumbling down tumbling down tumbling down
EOS...
>>548918608i look like this
That Dansu face from JP thread starting to PISS ME OFF
>>548918189thanks bro
I did itI am the man who killed mambo
>>548918872The Tokai Teio, in /uma/!?
>>548918893quit stinking up this thread with your stink you fucking stinker
>>548919124>>548919124>>548919124
