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Teio!
/UMA/ LIVES
Nooo, let me be free!!
>Try to load last month's data on the club I joined>Chrono throws a backend errorBros I'm scared I just want to know if I'm getting rewards this month or not
Can't believe it's not /umaJP/
Fell for it again...
this thread will have better post : image ratio
TAISHIN TESTO!!!!!
Reddit Tachyon looks like THIS?!
>marked
teio teio teio
>Teio posters
sweep tosho or king halo SR
HaChiMi
>>548919124>gundam.mp4Fix the filename so the sound worksStatus Gokuraku[sound=files.catbox.moe%2Fjpmfag.mp3]
>>548917380where do I find this thing?
>>548919362Little boy acknowledged.
>>548919237If the club was created this month its overIf the club was created last month you're getting your rewards
>>548919407She does not wear those boots
teio hours
>>548919470Kingu
>>548919563She should
Ikuno Dictus
Everyday when I look at my carats I wish I didn't spend 6000 carats on the make debut/half anni scamcha banner
>>548919506too lazy, catbox is working like once in every 3 months for me, wish there were other alternatives people get to use
>>548919648elaborate
>>548919683how is twin turbo still alive
>get a random bujin event once>spend the next three hours muttering bumpkin nonsense like "hippity happity hoppin' hippers, yippidy yappidy yoppin' yeppers :DD"bros? what is wrong with me? what the fuck did she do to me? i didjn't even read the event
Digitan LOVE
>>548919525I'm aware but I'm trying to find that infoChrono has data for the last month but if I try to click on it then it gives a backend errorClub is currently ranked in top 1k for this month but last month it says UNRANKED so I don't know if I'm getting rewards or not this month
>Reddit Fukukitaru
>teiokek hoursYour response?
>>548919591TRUE ENDING
Remember that the in-game Teio is not the real, canonical Teio, and is just a stand-in due to the lack of coherence in the game's story. The real Tokai Teio is the anime representation in Season 2.
this piece of shit is the biggest gaslight i ever fell forthis card is total DOGSHITeven at MLB this card is fucking ASSBORROWING MLB CREEK IS ALWAYS BETTERJUST USING ANY LEVEL CREEK IS BETTER
hag love
>>548919753just ask when was the club created dont be shy
Borrow status: 1.5 good, 1.5 brick
It has occurred to me that all problems in all the stories so far could've been easily solved by just having Marvelous send someone to the Marvelous Dimension.Why does Tracen not do this? Are they stupid?
>>548919846good thing I got her while sparking Riko mlb
>>548919407L-lewd belly button…
>>548919846>he fell for it
>>548919846I just used them both for this long CM borrowing MLB Rice.I still think the most useless card this event was Riko card, I think her only use was the fan bonus to bypass races
>>548919708Technically Sweep is the better card but she ditches practice so often you get to reap those bennies less. I like the power bonus from King and getting 4 hints for firm/corner recovery always feels great.
>>548919846Funny you say that because I used this card to build my aces after 8 days of trying with creek, lb1 even.
>say fuck it and do a URA deck with 4 spd / 2 stam>end up with a better statline than I've gotten in the last 20 attempts with pal cardsSo that was a fucking gaslight
>>548919407no, this one is 4chan Tachyon
14 MORE DAYS TILL YOU CAN FIX YOUR ACCOUNT!
>>548919512https://ayaliz.github.io/hakuraku/#/racedatait stores all the races you do and lets you replay them
>>548919732i say this
>>548919846Her only use is to train 20% stam growth umas
>>548920239>going to hit spark for one copy
>>548920094Why is Rice built like an onahole? I thought she was supposed to be a racer.
>>548919926How does sending someone to the Marvelous Dimension solve the problem in the URA Finale scenario?
cum
>>548919705that's weird, is it a country thing?the alternatives are dead or invite-only
>>548919846She's pretty serviceable with alright speed cards and the hishiama SR, but unless you take stamina sparks out the ass you're retarded if you try to run this on any Uma that doesn't have a 20% stam growth and/or a built in gold heal
>>548920094Why is she eating bread like that? Has she never eaten bread before? Is she retarded?
>>548920118You just got lucky on that specific run bwo
>>548920239How Tosen Jordan is gonna fix my account
1024 pieces, rotation, fake edges, 45% of it censored so that it's easier.It's intentionally meant to last a while.https://jiggie.fun/bigjiggie
What exactly is Prez's vision for the future like?
two weeks until i finally get unbricked....
>>548920681sex with trainers
if you read this post, your kita pulls will give you pasa ssr instead
just shy of 901 power :( glue?
>>548920681A world where every uma has a toreina-san of their own
>>548920618She will fix your life
>>548920681
>>548919846I've borrowed her a couple of times and I found her to be complete garbage. Just take Creek and use umas with a natural gold recovery skill.
FALCOTACHI NO KACHI!
>>548920681basically having a big and happy family
>>548920239Is Tosen Jordan THAT good?
>>548920821>882 stamina>one gold recov
>>548920239pasa isnt that good
>>548920805Oh boy!
>>548920805Thanks! I already had a max Kita so this is very useful
>>548920821>Long S>That staminaBro?
>lose a dozen rooms with my pace/front aces>do one run to build a gold ship>win 2 rooms in a rowI hate long CMs. Why can't Cygames balance their game?
im gonna put in a pace chaserwhich one is the most SOVL?>bikini spe>spe>tummy teio>normal teio>dotonormal teio is pretty comfy with her stat growth but i don't know about her skills
>>548921298They balanced it in mile. Long is whaleslop anyway so they didn't care
>>548921318Build a Doto. She's soulful and can actually win.
>>548920821Looks good for scorpio
>>548920287thanks but... I have to download stuff to use it? Yada
>>548920239I already used my items on Super Creek so I'm going to skip. We have mostly medium and long CM so I can just borrow Kitasan and for other content it doesn't matter.
>>548921318doto is better as late BTW. Easier to proc her strong unique.
I missed maestro because this game hates me. Are all the whites here on Tachyon on top of Race Planner + U=ma2 to make up for it? I have>Corner Recovery>Extra Tank>Hydrate
What ifWhat if I took Creek and Rice?Double the chance of getting maestro, and also there's the opportunity to discount it
>>548920090i agree 100%, the only thing that's still making me doubt is the amount of skill points sweep tosho actually gives by the end of the career and if its basically the same as having max hints on corner recovery which is a must for maestro
>>548920943
Orange wife
>>548921760U=ma2 counts as a gold so you are fine w/ just planner.
>>548921760Your recovery should be fine. Your uncapped speed and low power might be a problem.
HI EXCUSE ME RIKO CAN YOU PLEASE SHOW UP IT'S ALMOST SENIOR YEAR AND I CAN VERY MUCH USE SOME ENERGY AND STAM YOU ARE AT LIKE 80% FRIENDSHIP
>>548921009>>548921165>>548921463why are you seanigs like this, just say no
>>548922048Senior December Early proc
>>548920805
>>548922136Every uma should be flat, and no one can convince me otherwise
>>548922126>just say noso you think it was not glue?
>>548921760You only need one gold and stam+guts=1500 actually. I tested it out myself. If you're unsure you should inherit Creek since her inherit counts as two whites now.
>>548921951I don't think Tachyon would be a good mom or wife.
>>548920805I got more copies of pasa than riko and rice combined in their banner
>>548922048NOOOOO!
>>548922353yes*bitch
>>548922450don't worry, she has me. I will take care of both
where is the cafe countdown
i've come to like teio's shitty chipmunk voicehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTV_rC4A7uE
>>548922126Sorry, let me rephraseIts fucking shit and you're going to die 2/3s into the race. Please try and run again. Happy?
>>548922598Godspeed, tardwrangler anon.
>>548922625Inside your heart.
>>548919723Too fast for the reaper to catch, and he keeps failing her death events
>>548922778needs correction
The villain...
>>548920356Yes unironically, because I only need one. I literally cant lose (outside of lost carrots from rng)
would you have a spic uma cosplayer wife?https://h.uguu.se/eFigRAgM.mp4
I hate long CMs
>>548923249
>>548920356just use the ticket bwo
why is Tosen Jordan's head so fucking big
>ManCafe, Symboli & Gold City, Jordan + KitaI don't know if I'll be able to mlb Kita, that's so many carats bwos...
>>548923249hmmmmmmm nyo
>>548923352I love Dober's cute butthole
>>548923249Why would you post this AI generated slop?
>>548923249She's american.
>>548920356>2 sparks for 2 copiesI still have the items for the worst case scenario... because I used all my luck getting MLB Riko under 1 spark
>>548920387The Marvelous Dimension has a physical form and you could actually just take turf from it. Or you could use it for large distance transport. Or you could just send all the providers into the Marvelous Dimension until they stop being little bitch niggers.
Super Creek needs to be banned from the Kikuka Sho.Half the time this bitch appears she wins by Distance even if she has half the stats of your Uma or other NPCs, just because of how early career races favor recovery skills.
How long until we get Tachyon's spark level thingy again?
>>548923249This mp4 made me a tad bit more misogynistic
>>548923696If uma musume were real, they would be 3D so would we have to hate them?
>>548923387I did the crystal too
I'm not giving you maestroFuck your staminaOh you want power? Train speed with Kitasan and King Halo
I read Star BlossomI read her storyI read the main storyI read about the real horseI watched the BNW OVAI looked at fanarts...and I still don't get what Brian's character is supposed to be or what's her appeal. She's quite literally strong NPC: the uma. Zero personality whatsoever besides getting glazed 24/7 by everyone. Do people just like her because she happens to be a strong horse IRL? Because it for sure ain't about personality
>>548923249>antivirus automatically blocked the sitebut no, I don't hate myself enough or am quite desperate enough to marry a cosplayer
>>548924173I didn't fall for the Riko banner gaslight so I never use Rice.
>>548921951>>548922598>>548923206>reddit tachyon
bwos I'm running into end closer only lobbies... should I make a late surger with A&S for the funny?
>>548924219>Do people just like her because she happens to be a strong horse IRL?Yes
>>548924219>I looked at fanartslook at more fanarts
Kawakami is so pretty and cute... But I have to resist her and continue walking on this soulless metafag path that I have chosen... I hope she'll spook me when I'm sparking Xoguri
>>548924321Don't worry, Cafe also has a cute family
>>548924219muh lone wolfmuh first triple crown winner since Rudolf
>>548924301what kind of weird ass antivirus are you using that uguu gets blocked, doesn't happen with windows defender
>>548924160bwo...................................why did u not just wait.................
>>548924531we hate henry here
>>548924219>I read Star Blossomno one has said this ever, boring ass manga
>>548924584I needed creek for longs and didn't even end up using her
4 double circles btw
>>548924531Henry is the only sloptuber I can stand to watch. Probably because he doesn't stream and his videos can be funny
>>548924531of course this chigger is telling people to roll for NTR lol
>>548924531buy an ad
>>548924786Why are you using golshi speed
My stash is still recovering from Espoir City, Dantsu Flame, and Buena Vista. God I hope they don't release anything for the next half year
>>548924759she looks uncanny without the ear condoms
Good day, you gay fucks
XOguri looks like a whale-only character (or those who are very lucky). Needs like 900 wit all the time. Maybe she's easier in future scenarios though.
Why are they so hot?
>>548924531not watching this but if you roll on NTR (mandatory MLB btw you need to double spark) you are genuinely bricking your account
>>548925028Just what I ordered
>>548924219she has a bunch of unresolved issues and has kind of grown to hate racing and herself due to everyone around her being little bitchesher career is pretty cool (but only if you don't do too well or don't pick hard mode, like most careers)also she's cute and her design is great and she's my wife
>>548924441I was a lot happier when I gave up trying to be a metafag and just focused on the horses that interested me. Hope she spooks you though, she is very cute and her career is funny.
>>548923181Best MejiroMarriage with PalmerEtc etc etc
>>548923249Oh, it’s by the same artist who drew Shakur biting her trainer
>>548924531>51minuteshow the fuck do waste this much time to talk about banners for a scenario that'll last 3 months
Is Determined Descent worth taking for Libra cup?
nice nature feels like she is actually the freakiest uma if she goes off
>>548925273he also talks about if they'll be good in MANT
>>548925304UMA ATTACK but she just rapes you then apologizes while rubbing your head
>>548922274
>>548925302It either does nothing or even in ideal situation triggers during third corner which is already quite late. So not worth the SP.
I don't intend to roll for anything until Seeking the Pearl at the end of July followed by Sirius Kris in December. Do you think I'll have enough time to gather up pity for both if I roll for the kitasan card coming up? I understand I need at least 3LB, yeah?I still have my selector ticket.What would you do in my shoes?
>>548925052they've always stood out to me as one of the only pairs of relatives in the game that actually act like siblings
>>548925302Yeah. Take Highlander too. Rice is super difficult to train though, she has no growth in the right stats.
Final turn. Should I take this or final Riko R event? I am not sure how many stats are loss from not finishing her event.Please help this is my first (and probably final) long S with spurt and max speed Goldship for CM6. I have to move to other Ace after this now.
>>548925273sloptubers are only in it for the ad revenue so they'll speak slowly and repeat their points multiple times
>can't view Riko and Mei>can view Akikawa and Tazuna cygames fucked up
>>548925706FINAL RIKO RETARD SHE GIVE EXTRA STAMINA AND GUTS AT THE END
>>548924958I wanted to test out if it was better than Brian SSR (it's not)Power bonus is non-existent and rainbows are pitiful. At least Brian gives out hella speed during rainbows
>>548925706go riko, the final event + ending bonus will give more stam than that along with skill points
>>548925028>>548925163cute granny
Would Maruzensky be a good wife?
>>548925896The extra is based on bond. You need 100% bond to get it. You just associate it with her dates because it gives friendship
>>548925820Does this mean that Akikawa and Tazuna are um
>>5489257064/4/7 vs 18/18/24 for not finishing Riko.Plus you have 6% to fuck up here. Go with Riko.
>>548926069yes, a good wife from the old school
>>548925028>>548925163>>548926006https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maj3U9SrPlc
>>548926069Yeah
>>548925515
>>548924271Christmas Scarlet is so cuteI need this banner
Could (You) actually train your favorite uma if this wasn't just a game?
>>548924976I didn't get Jungle Pocket last time so I had to shell out for her recently and I'm down to only 1 spark right now
>>548925515>>548926240
>>548925558I would get a better taste in umas so I wouldn't have the problem in the first place. Joking aside the time distance between kitasan and pearl are like 6 months, you'd have 3-4 sparks by then
>>548926354hell noI am not at all qualified to manage another human being
>>548925163>>548926006
>>548926354Maybe the more technical stuff, but my shitty socials skills wouldn't be able to keep her moral up
Thank god we'll get the TGA awards before the Kitasan banner, because Umamusume will surely win and award us with 15k carats, right? RIGHT?
No Uma would want you cringe ass idiots as a husband.
>>548926447>human beingumas are not humans so it's fine. just look up some athlete schedules and tell them to do it, and if they ever get sad you have sex with them.
>really good run>god sparks>all I need is my stamina cards doing their job>they ghosted me since senior summer>Creek chain event didn't finish>Mcfatass gave me Deep breathsgod fucking damn it
>>548926384Okay. Thanks, this isn't taking into consideration the speed-up so hopefully it won't too off. I'll go all in on the Kita card then. What's wrong with Pearl? She looks like a fun hag. Or were you dabbing on Kris?
>>548926247Crazy how 3/10 umas immediately become 8/10 once they get rid of their shittails
>here's your triple crown winn- ack!
>>548926741Hiding this post
>>548926760you failed her
I'm doing so well in rooms it's unreal, haven't felt like this since I abused smart falcon
>>548926760seems like you lacked guts
>>548926354Pretty sure I would die on the first day with Kawakami Princess.
>>548925558If you plan to keep up with the meta at all I think you're going to have to choose one of them and buy the anniversary ticket for 20 bucks for the other. Probably ticketing STP on 2nd anni since Kris S is too far back.
No torena would want a villain of ill repute as his trainee
Help. Is uma stan/pump actually work?Too many conflict/misinformation going around.
I literally can not do any better than thisThis run was about as good as it gets other than no long SIt had no failed trainings, multiple successful high risk gambles and senior rainbow trainings about as good as can be reasonably expected (The best in 20+ taishin runs at least)And yet she sucksThis is grim as hell my horse friendsI think it's time to give up and just start grinding TT team updates until the kita rerunIf that doesn't help it's probably time to soft-drop the game, only returning to play through bigger content updates once or twice
>>548924687Have you considered that it just isn't for (You)?>>548925273He talks about if a card is good now, good for MANT or good for Gran Live and how if we get evolved skills early how it effects uma pulls.
>>548924531She slop on my tuber until I roll
>>548927106The only reason to use Taishin is Encroaching Shadow
>>548920681Juma genocide
This support card limit breaking system is utterly fucking retarded.
>>548926069She is my wife and yes she is great.
>>548926970I think I'd like to remain mildly competitive on team trials and CMs. Don't wanna be cream of the crop. I also wanna do it with Umas I actually care about. I also prefer rolling for Umas, than I do cards, so frankly I'm looking for any excuse to not roll for cards.
>>548919124How do I achieve this
>>548927405It works great though?Juices the fuck out of whales so we can enjoy more free content.
hachimi hachimiha chi mi
I can confirm from room testing that the gaslight this time around is:if you proc pump you already lost! You absolutely need spurtno, I won't elaborate.
Reminder that if you skip NTR card you will be suffering through the entire duration of MANTA simple lb2-3 NTR will save you a lot of headaches and make your life easier
it is NOT worth trying hard in MANTtake it casually until the next scenarios
Bros ive fallen in love with kawasaki princess send help
>>548926469
>>548927757I will be sufferering through the entire duration of MANT either way tho
Anyone here wanna Scorpio lobby
>>548927757Suffering builds character But NTR also builds character Damn...
>>548927757it only gets 10 race bonus at MLB might as well just use Kitasan if not MLB
>guys blah blah try hard autism blah blah gas lighting blah blah you HAVE TO DO THIS blah blah>>548927894ignroe autistic garbage, embrace horses you like
>>548924531>NTR IS BETTER THAN KITASAN YOU MUST PULL
>Dober releases at Scorpio registrationGoddamn. I have to rush shitting out a Dober parent for my late gamblers
Am i supposed to be buying the skill hint books from the friend point shop every month?
Post Vs NOW
>>548927757this is a devilish oguri post
>>548927757What's the NTR card?
>>548927035gold city tummy erotic...
>>548927757Mareman…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1UtRnGn5hc
>>548927106>no encroaching shadowWhy on earth would you ever not take that? That's literally the main thing Taishin has going for her.
>>548928748NTR gets mogged by fucking SR Windy and many more
>>548927106>stamina eateruseless
favorite agnes and why?
Why is she like that? I
>>548929032For me it's Agnes Tachyon - intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor.
Seriously, WHY is Narita Taishin such a jobber? Is her AI different? Is her career especially hard? I don't know any other horse that loses every other race despite having crazy stats, not even Rice or Halo
I'm running 5 speed 1 stam on my virgo horses
>>548925167>>548925062guys I don't know shit about the actual horse racing, what made cygames decide to make nice nature the most breedable girl conceivable
>one of the few active members in my club>just for trading cleats>log in today>kicked I fucking hate finding clubs
>>548926101You are wrong. It's based on getting 5/5 dates.
>>548929032the crazy one
>>548929337Biwa and Winning Ticket rivals are OP.
>>548929032it used to be Digitan until I found this dude on instagram who makes videos about animals using Tachyon's AI voice and are unironically good and informative
>>548928748b-b-but THAT 40% TE (the stat is additive and garbage compared to spamming rainbows with 55 spec prio) THOUGH....
>>548929459You need a better club... join one here
Sex with Verxina
>>548929806Your sisters are hotter and cuter
have we decided who the dumbest uma is ?
>>548929783it's not 20 base bro... it starts at ZERO and goes up every 10k fans
>>548927894john madden
>>548929714grimI thought slop videos were to mainly entrap the elderly into mental prisons until they waste away, I guess it works on tards too
Woah... I just got 40 carats in 2 runs from maxing out fans and amount of races just now. No, I'm not danchou I just didn't think you could get more than 10 in 1 run ever
Make sure to bully umas
>>548929859Sex with them too, I doubt Verxina would mind if it makes her sisters happy
>>548929978I just think animals are cute bro
i do and act like thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5kksPkT6Y8
Longs are fucked, I might have to start giving my late surgers angling and scheming or something
>>548929337every account has an RNG seed that simply determines how much your Uma likes you, if your Uma hates you all your careers with her will be bad and miserableit's a well known phenomenonthere's basically no comparative balancing, some horses just have more races they're "meant" to lose, or simply stronger rival NPCs, skills are also not balanced for career mode so recovery and acceleration skills are way stronger
>>548930081Using carats to play more pays for itself. Do not tell the brownoids though, they think it's a whale strat.
What does C.B. stand for?
Oh? The CM is today?Fuck
>>548930459don't worry, the next CM is very soon!
CloverClub has room for some anonsID = 827435138
>>548930431Carrot Brain
>>548922678yes, thanksnew one, she survives, and reached the 3:02 time requirement
>>548930459No, it's legend races. CM sign up starts on 9th.
>>548930345skills?
>>548930829
>>548929783it's 20 bwo.... and it doesn't start at 20 unlike biko....
>Creek never starts her event chain>McQueen never starts her event chain>No Long S and slow roll insperationsBut of course Bakushin and SSR Sweep always finishes their event chain.
>>548931134you can always count on sweepy
>>548930970I'm building an end brian but this one didn't get straightaway spurt, I wonder if she can work as an emergency late
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yq2DzxQneYkThis guy says ppl should skip the Kitasan Black rerun while others say you should pull on it, what's the verdict?
Where is my month long christmas event?
>>548931336this is the verdick*unzips umapants*
>>548931297Mine only finishes the race by 50 meters if all her stam skills proc, I don't know if you can get away with it at that level of stam.Based tho I hope you get an end Brian.
What free shit do we get for 1st anniversary?
>>548931336here is the verdict *rapes you*
>>548931636two SSR selector tickets
>>548931336he also told you to prepare for 4 debuffers in every CM lobby. Wonder how that turned out..
>>548931636EoS
>>548931551thanks anon, I plan to get ~1000 stam + 1 gold + 1-2 white recoveries, should be enough for an end with 500+ wit
>>548931737NTA, but really? I can uncap my 1LB FM if that's true.
>>548931751is he a liar
>>548929459>I'm active :)>100 useless comments and emotes in chat in a day>1 career in a day
>>548931336>skip kitasan cuz if you have ramonu + fine motion + maru + goddesses you can just borrow kitasan
DANCHO THEY'RE LOOKING FOR A CLUBKICK THE FLATLINERS DANCHOU
Still using Kitasan in MANT. Would use her on herself if they allowed it. Don't care what tubers say, I love Kitasan.
>>548931846You'll get one as part of the Anniversary special missions much like half anni. The 2nd one is gonna cost you $70.
>green friendship with riko even before the debut race>classic summer, still no date eventgrrrr
My club this bandit
>>548932424Well, that's fine... I hope I can get another SSR crystal complete by then though.
No Stopping Me!
I just don't wanna roll for Kitasan get MLB and then try to show off in the thread and get swarmed in Smug Oguris telling me how great it was that I didn't get baited or something like that.
Don't Over Do It!
A present for (you)
Why does Oguri start chanting like a monkey before a race?
Kita-chan...
>>548932647Then don't show off.
>>548932589There's only 4 (5 if you count the event that happens during 1st anniversary) between now and then. I think you get 2-3 SSR shards per event at max so mathematically impossible.
>>548932815But there's going to be mandatory Kitasan checks. I'll have to show mine eventually.
>>548932806Mandatory kitasan cheeks
>>548932806kissa-chan
>>548932647The card doesnt even get properly powercrept til 2.5 anni at which point it becomes the 2nd best speed card in the game, you'll be ok securing her MLB here.
>>548932712That's what makes her The Beast
>>548932693What's inside?
Are we going to have a post for each video that some unironic brown retard uploads to youtube?
>>548933143
is there really a spark on pulling banners or is it a meme?
>>548933143Two dirt shoes
Any of these worth it?
>>548933535Kitasan STACKED
>>548920664Done.>2 hours ago
IT'S GONNA BE GREAT BEING ABLE TO PLAY THE GAME
>>548933641Rice shower card is nice for debuffers
The banner is still 2 weeks away what are you nigs doing? Not flatlining I hope?
Does the f2p journey end after MANT?
>>548934036KINOOOOOOOOO
So I'm trying to make a 1200Spe/1000Sta/+600Pow Taishin for the next CM and is taking a toll on me.I think this deck is fine since she does not have a Sta Bonus, and i think since she has Spurt and End Closer skills i can swap Hishiama card with Vodka's for Fresh Air?Any recommendations?
>>548933641Ticket is pretty decent for getting late skills for parents, Brian can be pretty decent, you can do without Rice
>>548933912What banner?
>>548933475reply niggers
>>548931336I'll just continue borrowing Kitasan. It's that simple. I'd rather roll 4 extra umas (on average) for those 60k carats.
>>548934101>600powYou need 901 power or 901 wit. You can do 901 wit instead and just proc NSM + Gold Spurt + Pump, you'll harpoon whales better this way.
>>548934335Kitasan Negra
DANCHOU I KNOW YOU'RE READING THIS, YOUR BOYFRIEND IS FLATLINING, KICK HIM.
>>548934101You don't need a power card if you're only aiming to hit 600 power (but that's an extremely low power target)
>>548934449Im not sure what you are asking. You get to exchange 1 rate up card or uma at 200 pulls but they must all be done on the same banner and nothing carries over.
danchou i know you're reading this, don't kick me :3
>>548934335Tosen Jordan
>>548934523boyfriend here, he said it's fine as long as he gets to feel me up in my uma cosplay
>>548930208True enough>>548932428CUTE!>>548933535What a fun artist, he needs to do more uma tho>>548934626MY BRO!
>>548934449your esl question made no senseyou get 1 point per pull and at 200 points you can exchange for the banner rate uppoints do not carry between banners
>>5489341014 speed cards instead of those extra stamina and power card
>>548934736SHOW ME THE VIDEO
>>548933475to add onto the other guy, you can and should use pink tickets while doing this (they're not 'free pulls" don't spend them like a dumb nigger), along with paid carats if you are employed and aren't from the third world.
>>548934517Oh SKIP
14 days to the great unbricking
>>548934626
>>548934674Do your dailies and a bit more and I'll consider it
>>548934513I don't have any decent Ryan parent. I'm trying for 900 power, and that's the part I'm struggling with with only 2 Speed and 1 Power.
I didn't buy pump on any of my cm6 aces because my favorite sloptuber said it was bad.
>>548934882
>>548934789it's on my bucket list to do
>>548935256almondlove bwo....
>>548935256dart...
>>548935136
>>548935385
>>548935401BRICKED
>>548934915>I don't have any decent Ryan parentIt still works without pump. Just be smart with your skill purchases. 901 wit requires extensive knowledge of skills for it to work anyway.>I'm trying for 900 power, and that's the part I'm struggling with with only 2 Speed and 1 Power.You do you, anon.
>>548935401do people really do this
How long will it take for a Cafe rerun?
>>548935721yeah, it's cheap
Granny SEX
>>548935721I keep getting 10 free carats per run, I can play forever.
>>548935842>that outfityeeeeeeeeees pleaaaaaaaaas
>>548935721>>548935693>he hasn't already spent thousands of carats on refilling TPDanchou isn't going to like this...
>>548935401you get sometimes carats after races in careeris free money
>>548935773>"I love my wife if I don't pull her now it will all be over; will there be a rerun">"uhh retardbro, the god banner?">no answer
>Oguri/Calstone/Teio = spics>Doto/Opera/Chiyo = indo seadogs>Tachy/NTR/Ryan = high test whites>Urara/Seiun/Taishin = women>Fuku/Mambo/Neicha = reddit>Cafe/Dantsu/Transcend = tourist >Rudolf/Syrious/Brian = low test whites>Digitan/Tickezo/Rice = 4chan
>>548935864You forget the Oguri image
>>548935891I am danchou
>>548934653so just a memethx
>>548933912I already got her in July so danchou said "Do whatever you want"
Procreational sex with tazuna hayakawa
>>548936135What did you mean by this?
>>548936254I think I'm going to play jiggie instead of doing fan runs today
>>548936472Compensation sex for lying to me
>>548936135My oshi is never included in this. I should feel lucky we are behaved.
>>548936135
>>548932693if it's not a better RNG seed I don't want it
>>548936135>reddit shower>reddigitan>winning ticketno
>>548935417
>>548936524That’s cool bro we are a chill B club.
Just fumbled another 2 long s runs by no fault of my own
>>548936135>Tachy/NTR/Ryan = high test whitesI wonder who is behind this post
>>548936964Danchou wouldn't say this.
>>548936135>no heliossafe
>>548936135me 8====D ur mom
>>548936135But what about us Kingfags?
You fools, every reply makes him stronger.
>>548936961>>548935417based
>>548936135>unmentionedwe win again mayobros
requesting the compilation of every time tachyon says "cafe"
>>548937105I did just kick someone afk for seven days to make sure nobody gets too relaxed.
>>548937331Can horses even do this? Their tails aren't prehensile right, like 90% of the length is just hair
Can't we just always have 5 borrows a day?
DANCHOOOOOOOO WE ARE DROPPING RANKS
waking up together with Sei-chan
>>548937194I love her
>>548937530>Their tails aren't prehensile rightno
>>548936961 >>548937331>There is people that wouldn't want to fuck their bro>>548937165MEGA BASED!>>548937217His hubris will be his downfall.
>>548936135Why are you niggas always trying to divide the community into race categories
>>548937530umas can unless cygames say otherwise
>>548937823insecure brown hands typed that post
>>548937395I wish danchou would do this.
>>548937823vodka what the fuck are you wearing
>>548937823Why is the top Row of holiday skins so ugly
>>548937823would hug and cuddlewould fondlewould fuck the shit out ofsame as abovewould hugWOULD MARRY AND FUCK THE SHIT OUT OFwould get fucked bywould hugwould get raped bydon't give a single fuck about either way
>>548938029uh oh someone isn't full of CHRISTMAS SPIRIT
>>548937823Vodka got that Kingdom Hearts look
>>548937823>Christmas Hayahide WHEN
>>548937823I NEED to fuck Palmer
>take 3 wit cards>don't get a single double wit rainbow the entire gameCygames...
>>548938029you are ugly
>>548937823vodka this aint it....
>>548937823biwasex
>>548937823wtf were they thinking when they made Vodka wear that outfit?
>>548938224>Mihohoho Bourbon>rainbows
I just want to hold Air Groove's hand while we watch movies
>>548938375Sora from Kingdom Hearts
>>548938445NTA but I’ll continue you to use her simply because Bourbon is cute.
>>548937823My wife looks stunning, and I see she borrowed one of Opera's tiny crowns. Her wife also is beautiful in that dress
>>548937823Scarlet makes any outfit work.
>>548938481same but by watch movies I mean missionary sex with eye contact and hand holding
>>548937564unbricked more like BRICKED
>>548937823why is palmers armpits pose so sexual
>>548938494Cute!
>>548937823>vodka with kingdom hearts shoesKek poor girl
bros i don't think i'm going to be able make a long S digitan in time for libra
>>548937823vodka oshifags (totally not metasluts)??? from cancer and virgo????? i better see you putting on that shit next time okay???
i can’t wait another month i want tamamo nyow
I dont need extras..............................................................
xfags>Tachyon / Oguri / Gold Ship / Calstone / Falcon / Sweep: Actual Retards>Opera / Teio / Creek / Vodka / Nice Nature / NTR / Chiyono / SIL: Low IQ>Urara / Scarlet / Maruzensky / Brian / El / Spe / Flash / Digital / Seiun: Below Average IQ>Suzuka / Taiki / Grass / Rudolf / Bakushin / Ryan / Buena Vista: Average IQ>Taishin / Rice / Doto / Matikanefukukitaru / Top Gun / Curren / Cafe / Helios / Transcend: High IQ>King / McQueen / Dia / Dream / Wonder: Smartest PostersIf your Uma was not posted you are irrelevant and no one cares about you.
xD
>>548939178>not instantly going to the infirmarydumbass
>>548939178He did NOT respect slacker!
Is your uma a fat fuck?
>>548939284>>548939291why would I there were only 5 turns left
HELP do you infirmary migraine these days?? I'm still at great though?
>>548938740
i get an extreme craving for making coffee whenever i see art of Cafe. i think that she would smell very strongly of coffee and even her sweat would taste of coffee and my mind is breaking from the thought of it
That was funny. Same turn too
>>548939291you can race if energy is full, but ya, it's like adding a +20% chance to fail
>>548939098>Sweep: Actual Retards
>>548939335Kitasan.....IS A FAT ASS?!?
>>548939390unless you're at normal or lower mood just take the top option on extra training to eventually cure it
>>548939098holy BASED
>>548939098I wonder who made this post.
>>548939390>Migraine>still at greatpics or it didn't happen
I get an extreme craving for Mexican food whenever i see art of Pasa. I think that she would smell very strongly of hot sauce and even her sweat would taste spicy and my mind is breaking from the thought of it.
>>548938029Vodka's shoes look clownish, but the outfit is fineBiwa is gorgeous. Scarlet is precious. And Oguri and that other one are kinda whatever. Bottom row is hardly christmas aside from the reindeer antlers on the little hat on the left.
>>548939098Based
>can't participate in the ragebait posts because I don't have a favorite
>>548939381>wasted 2 of them with slacker
>>548939098
She's perfect
>>548939401https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwpAOX_YkLQ
>>548937823Everything Palmer wears makes my dick twitch
>>548939590>>548939675>>548939778>>548939847Ricevillain your divide and conquer tactics are too obvious.
>>548937823prolly cause it's a racing game
>>548939715migraine doesnt drop your mood anymore
It's time to STOP and#LookAtCurren
>>548937823Vodka looks so fucking stupid, how did that idiot win 7 G1's
>>548940104#LookingAtCurren
post something cute
>>548939830gambling on not getting the slacker proc at least the first time was a way better play than going to the infirmary with full energy and skipping a double rainbow stamina traininggambling on not getting it to proc 2 times in a row and doing a 2 rainbow + spirit bomb speed training was also a better play than going to the infirmary will full energyI played well and got unlucky
>>548939098>Falcon in retard>Curren in High IQ I wonder who could be behind this post?
>>548939715migraine event doesn't reduce mood. The event can reduce mood by 1 if you don't get migraine though.
Curren-chan general btw
Cumming inside sweep tosho!
giving curren the dubai chocolate
>>548940235
>>548940235>decafretardedjust like alcohol-free garbage
>>548939901https://youtu.be/xMKQxLznsLk
>>548940243>I gambled twice and lost but here's how I'm the smart one
christmas dinner main dish
>>548937823>those fucking boots
I HATE THIS TRANNY GAME I HATE THIS TRANNY GAME I HATE THIS TRANNY GAME I HATE THIS TRANNY GAME I HATE THIS TRANNY GAME I HATE THIS TRANNY GAME I HATE THIS TRANNY GAME I HATE THIS TRANNY GAME I HATE THIS TRANNY GAME I HATE THIS TRANNY GAME I HATE THIS TRANNY GAME I HATE THIS TRANNY GAME I HATE THIS TRANNY GAME I HATE THIS TRANNY GAME I HATE THIS TRANNY GAME I HATE THIS TRANNY GAME
>>548940623I say this
>>548940623Did you fail a 2% training
>>548937823I dont like Palmer that much but damn....
>>548940407NTA but I'm drinking decaff coffee right now and only buy alcohol-free beer
>>548936135wtf im a white woman now?
>>548940282>uma concept: okay so what if this girl was literally just an ewhore???
Speaking of gambling instead of the infirmary, what are the chances of curing slow metabolism with training?
>>548940814that's it, I'm punching
>>548940803palmer is super mega cute and sexy thank you
>>548940806It's called trolling, zoomer kun.
>>548940806wtf, this isn't an uma, I literally can't read whatever is writtenplease redraw this with an uma
>>548940919high
>>548940859Owners approved this
>>548940919not high enough
>>548941000But I like the taste and don't want caffeine or alcohol in my body.
>>548940758no
>>548941067Are you sure? I had a run where I did 4 rainbow trainings during summer camp and didn't get rid of it
>>548938206In January
>>548939098>simping for oguri, golshi, calstone, opera, vodka, suzuka, king, mcqueen and diaWhere does that place me
>>548928579Its strong
>>548941334on the spectrum
>>548941395Do some Akebono x Pegasus tonight.
>>548940758I failed a 1% and then a 3% right after. That's my career for the day.
>>548941395air shakur
>>548941186THAT'S WHY YOU ONLY ENGAGE ONCE IN A WHILE NOT EVERY FUCKING DAY FUCK YOU STRAIGHT EDGING CUNT FUCK YOUUUUU
>>548941395
>>548941395yaeno muteki
>>548941395None of them.
>>548941186I WILL MAKE YOU CHUG A MONSTER
>>548941224Sorry, I was thinking about extra training. That seems to cure negative conditions most of the times
>>548941492Gentildonna would be able to fold paper more than 12 times
>>548941278Fug.
>>548941489>ENGAGE ONCE IN A WHILEI have caffeinated coffee every morning but I haven't had an alcoholic drink in 14 years.>>548941531No thank you.
>>548940814they're worse flavored versions of both. Coffee in particular is most affected by this. While I am big beer drinker, I have a much easier time saying 'Beer is beer' versus being ok with decaf coffee. And filling a coffee with sugar, milk and/or creme is not coffee, that's just gay.
>>548941779I already jerked off twice today, please stop
>>548941042
>teacher wheeled in the tv and played the VHS tape of Rudolf doing a PSA about why consent is important and rape is wack, yo>againWhy do they keep showing this thing? We've all seen it a million times by now
El Condor Pasa's boobies
>Takes you to her secret hiking spot>has an event called "To Make You Happy">"Our Little Snowscape", buys you a snowglobeShe's got it out for (You), right?
>>548941779>Coffee in particular is most affected by this.The decaf coffee I buy tastes almost exactly the same as my caffeinated coffee. I drink both black.
>using gentildonna for a gay reddit meme
>>548942076cause clearly someone is not paying enough attention
>>548942002
yahoo seiun sky desu
>>548941250My self insert>>548941368My trainer
>>548942030Kek. Nice one.
>>548942171What decaf do you get? I'm thinking about starting to drink decaf, I keep on getting the urge to have a cup in the evening but I can't because it fucks up my sleep.
>Taiki with 8 blue 6 mileThat was easy, onto the next distance
You guys are fucking retarded.
im having kfc for lunch today
what is he saying here? pace chasers should also take NSM anyway?
>>548942237
oissunature dess
gn
FUCKSTOP SHOWING ME JP ONLY UMASI DONT WANT THE DESIRE
>>548941142Please have sex.
I wish I could stop loving Daitaku Helios.
am i supposed to rely on statmogging to win races in summer spe's career?i am supposed to save SP till the end of career so i can't even activate my unique this sucks
bending director akikawa over her own desk and watching her feet dangle in the air
>>548942592All you need.
>>548942475He's saying PC can win even if they don't maintain 1st place because they can proc NSM and steal a win, but they win the most if they dominate mid race. So, just use your brain. Do you want NSM in the case that your PC does not dominate mid race or do you want to buy skills to secure mid race?
>>548941870nobody faps 5 times a day
>>548942137ELCONDORTATAS
>>548942369I get illy coffee (whenever it's on offer, it's too expensive normally) and make it in a Bialetti moka pot.
>>548942891actuallyi had some dark years in my 20s
>>548942757her unique is just a recovery it's not going to help you win
>>548942545umasumi
>>548942868ideally both to be ready for both situations, but I don't think most people understand that.
El Condor Pussy
need to cuddle with Pasa...
>>548942891wanna bet on it?
Derby status?
>>548942891My personal record is 8, legit tought I would die on the last one holy fuck my heart was beating fast but man was I horny that day
>>548919124sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt after she wins the Arima Kinensniffing Mihono Bourbon's perky, leotard-covered rear after a scrimmage
>>548942891I once did 13 because Brock Samson did and I wanted to see if it was possible.
my current verdict on unity cup:chasing the balloons and unity training is funthe team races are funrandom hints suckthe energy consumption sucksinsane lowroll highroll variance
>>548942891yeah. who could ever do that. That would be freaky and weird. Yeah.
>>548943160Destroyed.
You know, you could be earning fans for your club and danchou right now instead of talking about coffee or how often do you masturbate.
>>548943160
>>548941395shortstacks
>>548943160Oi Dahby baka, is that all you talk about?
>>548942891you can if you Hydrate
>>548943309It's possible to do all three.
>>548943309i want to (lovingly) beat the shit out of manhattan cafe while she visibly enjoys it
>>548943263Bourbon Love
>>548919846The only time I've run her is when I'm building Creek for obvious reasons
>>548941774when i was an alcoholic i spent like upwards of 2 grand a month on booze so please for the love of god just drink non alcoholic stuff and pig out in umamusume instead
>>548943506>I want to destroy that which I love?
>>548943506stop enjoying women the wrong way
>4 AM in Indonesiauhhh what's my cope now? Blame regular mental illness?
>>548941395Kingu
>>548940407it's good if you want a latte at night without fucking up your sleep
>>548943506That's hott. not an uma
>>548942679Only if Ardan is the one offering
I've been drinking lattes at evening without having bad sleep or feeling awake at all. you just wank one out if you cant fall asleep immediatly
>>548943864Wouldn't night time be too latte for a coffee? Coffee is meant for mornings
>>548943714>regularAll the "regular" mentally ill people left after the first CM.
>>548939098>Creek / Grass / Dia / FlashMy IQ is schizophrenic...
>>548943160pretty
>>548944012
>>548944012>too latte
Because you talked about coffee now I am making one of my selfit's 10PM for me
I've had way too many runs where the only speed rainbow I see after senior summer, and I see it every other turn, has 35 priority.
>>548944442based winner poster
How would your oshi react if you grabbed her ass unprompted?
>>548944442How are the winning post games compared to uma? do you need a deeper horse autism to enjoy them? I saw a vtuber that is long into jp uma play it from time to time
Just be like me and coffee. It doesn't wake you up. It doesn't keep you awake from sleeping. No, the only reason you drink coffee is to keep the withdrawal symptoms from hitting.
>>548944442Eishin Flash? Is that you?
>>548944005Fellow autismbroEspecially since it's nice and cool now, I have a cup of coffee right before bed
>>548942997>both to be ready for both situationsCan't really do that on a single uma. Skill points and stat distribution is tight, so you gotta have a build plan. Like for the price of NSM, you can buy long straightaway + long corners. But just because your pace failed her wincon does not mean you lost the race. You still have two other aces left. It's something to think about.
So many anons with a cafe addiction in here
>>548944574I respect my oshi and women in general.
>>548944603the first hurdle is that there's no English patch
>fucked up 1st borrow accidentally running in URA>fucked up last borrow with borrowing only 1LB because game showed me other Sweepy when I'm only following one trainer with Sweepy SSRThis is worse than RNG fucking you up in training
>>548944716>>548944725hahaha, nigga married a clock
>>548944607>tfw drink 3 cups a day to maintain normalcyAt least I enjoy the taste
>>548944574
>>548944716>It's Teio againBWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>548944856It was about time he got married.
I hate Tokai Teio.I seriously fucking hate her.
>>548944993Shut up Rudolph
>>548944993
>>5489448643 is a good minimum. But I too love the flavor of coffee. Can't stand energy drinks.
I wish horses were real.
>>548944607Why do people still drink coffee when espresso machines are super affordable now?
Every day til you like it
Help, my luck stat is too high
>>548944005>you just wank one out if you cant fall asleep immediatlyI miss the time when I would do this shortly before sleep, usually slept like a stone. Now days I can't sleep for shit
>>548945143I don't trust technology.
Thank you cygenerous
>>548944725Could also be from Albania, Andorra, Austria, Belgium, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Croatia, Czechia, Denmark, France, Germany, Gibraltar, Hungary, Italy, Kosovo, Liechtenstein, Luxembourg, Malta, Monaco, Montenegro, Netherlands, North Macedonia, Norway, Poland, San Marino, Serbia, Slovakia, Slovenia, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland or the Vatican City.
>>548945143I do have one. But the flavors in espresso and coffee very different from each other.
>>548945323BBW Acquired.
>>548944574she'll cry for sure
>>548944942Tough luck, but Eishin Flash was mentioned before the Teio picTry again next life.
>>548945343>Vatican CityThe Pope is an uma
I WISH TEIO AND TEIOFAGS ALL GET THEIR KNEES BROKEN,
>>548945143Coffee: >pleasant flavor>gets you going comfortably within one or two cups>you can make the pot and have it ready to go for hoursEspresso:>bitter fucking dog water>will make you shudder like a dog shitting peach pits for hours>the work involved in a single tiny shot of espresso could make like 3 pots of coffeeHMMMM, I WONDER
>>548944603>How are the winning post games compared to uma?much more of a managment game so if you like those you should like WP, gameplay wise you will find some things that the tw share but that's because they have the same source materiall, no english version tho>do you need a deeper horse autism to enjoy them?not really, I would say it has similar effect as uma because there is a lot of historical horses and you will inevitably start googling them to preemptively check if they are worth buying etc.there is also the aspect of changing history and preserving bloodlines that didn't have luck IRL>>548944725a bit to the east
>>548945143I want something I can enjoy over 30+ minutes and espresso shots are too small for that unless you start adding milk and shit, which is bad because you shouldn't drink your calories. Black coffee is both large enough to sip for a while and has no calories. Win win.
>>548945174I hate smug Teio and smug Teioposters so muchBut my penis loves them..
>>548945547>shudder like a dog shitting peach pitsI don't know why I'm losing my shit at this, fuckin 10/10 lmao
Good night friends!!!
Is coffee good for you?
>>548945453cuuuuuuuuuuute
>fail make debut>twice>special needs hydrate% speedrun at least I can quit early
>>548937823would simp for xmas biwa and transfer her my entire paycheck
>>548945856in controlled amounts, it can be. But in my caffeine addicted state, i can probably say no.
Teio game, Teio fucking franchise.
>>548945856Kinda? It's like eggs, we go back on forth on how good it is for you.
>>548945937>samson big>look inside>small
>couldnt stand the taste of coffee as a young adult>only ever drank tea>uni only had coffee machines>got used to some sweet chocolate coffee>eventually enjoyed latte with 2 spoons of sugar>reduced that to 1 spoon of sugar>now drink coffee with milk but no sugari am afraid i'll turn into one of those elitists "I ONLY DRINK COFEE BLACK BC I AM A MANLY MAN" ppl soon. But so much of coffee enjoyment seems to just be getting used to the taste
>>548945856stimulants have been one of the main drivers of all human progress
>>548945546
I made it...
Who the fuck drinks coffee anymore? All my local coffee shops are 90% people drinking strawberry matcha lattes.
>>548945563>much more of a managment gameI miss how shite the management type genre has become over the last 2 decades. The 90s and early 00s were a golden era, small hyper indie online shareware type stuff or bigger commercial games. Now days it's all XYZ Slop "Simulator">>548944725That would be me.
>>548945856stimulants aren't inherently evil, you should just mind the daily intake of them and keep em below recommended. Don't be like my roommate that mixed coffee with energy drinks instead of sugar
>>548946115Yeah so is Mao-levels of industrialization without caring about how many workers die from getting caught in the machine gears. Just because it's good for society as a whole doesn't mean it's good for your body.
>>548945856with milk and sugar, please
>>548946192I have a coffee machine at home. I couldn't afford starbucks and the like if I wanted to. Don't know how people can drop 7 or 8 bucks on those things every day.
>>548946086>worrying how people will perceive youJust live life, homie. Escape samsara.
Who drinks coffee anymore? All the real grindset kings are on kratom elixirs.
>>548943668you don't know true love...
How do you get this
>>548946192local coffee shops are for hipsters that wanna spend 8 bucks on a "cup of coffee"(300g sugar) rather than to brew it at home and bring it with you in a thermos
>>548946330I think what he means is "who actually drinks real coffee these days" and he's right, most people don't, they drink basically liquified candy.
>>548945834gn
>>548946153Was it worth it?
>Fatfingered "in a rush"
>>548946295One of my coworkers would drink two tall white monsters a day. Some people are just built different.
>>548946425What's wrong with her lips?Does she have jaundice?
>>548945856Maybe? I fucking hate the bitterness to be completely honest, but I'm hopelessly addicted to caffeine and that ain't changing any time soon so I just drink it in a 20/80 coffee to milk ratio, at which point it actually is pretty good
>>548946086You don't have to define your personality based on what you drink. And anyone who actually cares that deeply about it is probably not worth the time anyways. I only drink black coffee, but I'm not gonna go shit on someone who likes a mocha latte instead.
I'm messing around for scorpio would these be good or we need to pump more wit?Rice was a libra attempt so she needs to be redone but she done pretty well in testing>returning whalefag
>>548946192I'm so out of touch that when I went into one of those coffee shops I simply asked for a "coffee with no milk no sugar" and they started bombarding me with questions. I had no idea what they were talking about so I just said yes and they gave me an "Americano" (which seemed to be just a normal coffee).
>>548946545was he a white monster?
Horses can't drink coffee right? But they can drink beer.
>>548946295>mixed coffee with energy drinksthis sounds like a direct invite for a heart attack
I think we need more Teio posters
>>548943657how did you manage to spend that much? all the booze here is extremely expensive and at most I spent a hundred or two per month>t. also a former alcoholic in my early 20s (still in my early 20s)
>>548946625She was a tiny white woman.
>>548946585>a 20/80 coffee to milk ratio
>>548946604holy fuck anon how much have you spent?
Which is best for Rice Shower this CM?
>>548946604you need more wit child
>>548946545I used to work with that fat fucking slob who would down 4 red bulls in a single sittingOne of the many things that made him fucking repugnant to be around
I want to build a good McQueen for TT but until now I failed. Do you have any reco for a deck for her based on what I have ? Looks like I can use her as Pace Chaser or Front Runner.
>>548946585>20/80 coffee to milk ratiob-based...
>>548946605>"Americano" (which seemed to be just a normal coffee).Americano is one shot of expresso diluted with hot water in a 1:3 to 1:4 ratio
>>5489467672
I've never drank coffeeI went to a coffee store once, ordered a coffee while watching the guy make it using all these fancy machines, took a sip and it was an absolute NOPEI didn't want to look like the cartoon characters that drink coffee with their sugar rather than the other way around so I just left (after paying for it of course).What are some good beginner coffees if I want to get used to the taste to not repeat that embarrassing experience?
>>548946086Coffee triggers my hemorrhoids, I'm cooked
>>548946605>AmericanoThat's watered-down coffee
>>548946604there is no fucking way 950 stam and a single gold heal is enough
>>548946835>>548946926I've been scammed....
>>548946730You were not an alcoholic, you were just a casualIf you really drank, the resistance would build up to the point where you'd be buying at least once every week>t. also former alcoholic in mid 20s
tfw drinking coffee out of my Kafe mug rn
>>548946778Probably smelled horrendous.
>>548947003you forgot the Oguri pic
>>548946730we were well of and my parents were both heavy drinkers. Father used alcohol as gifts to get onto the good side of his boss and invited him home to taste his collection. So my dad got me hooked on expensive whiskey when i was around 16 or so and it went downhill from there. been like 2 or 3 years since i've last had any alcohol. I can't imagine how bad being an alcoholic must be if you are already struggling
>>548946926coffee is watered down by its very nature
>Do a random parent run as usual, in a false hope to get a 3* speed or pow spark>Instead someone make it a close to S tier umawould've been my first ever S tier as well. oddest part being that it was with luna, who's score record so far has been 11.5k at best, so this sudden jump is wild and unexpected.
>>548946604This is a failed scorpio attempt, just didn't burst enough power. 3x Wit 2x SPD + Riko. It's possible to get 1200/900+/900+/450+/1000+ on a good run.
>>548946926Wait, I had to look it upIt's literally mixing in a cup of water into an espressoWhy not just get coffee at that point?
Are we already past the cope phase of people saying that Unity is good?
>>548946604what in the buhi
>>548947003Nobody runs Stan debuffs s anymore global is too sweaty. You're only beating shitters more not finalists. 850 was fine for 2200m
>>548946330It's funny because Starbucks originally started with a guy from Seattle who went to Italy and fell in love with Italian expresso culture and wanted to bring it to the states. And for the first almost 30 years of its existence that's actually what starbucks was, but at some point became obsessed with making everything sugary. I remember the early 2000s when the sweetest thing on the menu wasn't coffee at all but simply hot cocoa/
Just drink coffee the way you like.Don't worry about what others think
>americano is watered down espressoSo it's just regular coffee again? What's the point?
>>548947254now that I know how it works and I can get level 5 trainings by the start of the senior year I like it more than URA
>>548947191Every fucking beverage is watered down by nature, unless you drink straigth mercury. I suggest you do
What the fuck do I run for my third Ace, something that isn't an End please
>>548947436>startHow?!?!?! Best I can do is summer senior start.
>>548947254after the initial week of struggling i'm having lots of fun with it. we are already like 1/3 through it too
>>548947243Because espresso tastes different
>>548947204tried on career with her too but I still need to learn how to build her properly
>>548946916See the thing with most store brand coffee is that it's just kinda bad and often overly 'strong', bitter, overroasted, or robusta blendsWhat you need is to get a light roast, single origin coffee that's a bit more quality, and not drink it juiced through an espresso machine - french presses cost like 10 bucks and do the job
If my coffee isn't sweet in some capacity I can't drink it without feeling unsatisfied
i drink cola
>gives you a macchiato
>>548947192Surely this was down to my borrow parent or some shit, no idea how else I got stats like this with that set up
>>548947408it was developed in WWII Italy by Americans who didn't like how bitter espresso is, henceforth the name as Cafe Americano. The flavor is still different from drip coffee, but takes the bitterness down to a similar level. To a purist, it's an insult to a good espresso, but it's a widely acceptable way to drink espresso these days.
>>548947704I wrote this post
>>548947497look into your heart and give your favorite a chance
>>548947704https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEARxN1EIKI
>>548947704fatty>>548947734fatso
>>548947784my favorite is Taishin, I'm already using her
>>548947176for some reason I mixed up the 20s part with an anon earlier who was fapping 5 times a day whoopsbut okay so like EXPENSIVE stuff that makes sense>>548947102idk I was a lightweight all throughout, the resistence only came in when I stopped and picked it up again (lightly) a year or two later. now it's impossible so I basically only reserve it for special occasions where I can go haywire (VERY RARE)
>>548947602It wasn't a big store like starbucks though, it was some small coffee place and the guy had all these fancy machines to make it like the ones they use in videos and a long list of coffee types but I just picked one at random which was a big mistake.
>>548947704FATUGLYOVERWEIGHTCUNT
>>548947515I don't know how I'd put it to words because it's kind of auto-pilot by now, your top priority is clicking unity training if it's also a card with the friend bar, those are the highest importance by a long shot. Secondly if you get a blue spirit, just burst the fucking thing, get good at making enough of them before you try to minmax their results. Focus on unity training until first summer break, take inventory of what your run could be and then either finish off bringing all friends to max or just keep chasing orbs. As the run goes on it becomes harder and harder to make orbs and get good rainbows because your team will load up with new umas all the time, you want to take heavy advantage of the early bit where you're able to focus on a smaller pool
>>548946916Those Asian coffee mixes are good and sweet. Vinacafe or Maxim off the top of my head
>>548946916I second getting an french pressA lot of people don't realize that they have to butcher coffee with loads of sugar and milk because they're using poor quality coffee groundsGet a simple french press, and while it's a bit nicer to grind your own coffee, as long as you can get a hold of some decent preground, it should still be fineJust don't fall down the rabbit of hole needing shit like ceramic burrs within your manual coffee grinder from Japan>>548947923Sounds like he was being a pretentious dick, as is the usual at those places. If he wasn't able to convey to a new customer something they'd want, then he was serving himself.
Umao still has one free spot...
>>548947654Hop on keto. You're addicted to sugar.
>>548947704please brush your teeth anon. if you leave cola on your teeth they will literally rot away>>548947923If the barista doesnt have tattoos on his arms they are usually very chill. you can just ask them that you don't know the different coffee types and what they would recommend. Do never try this with blue hair or heavily tattooed baristas though
>>548946916I recommend a simple drip set up. very easy to take care of.
>>548946394You really shouldn't actually drink those.https://www.reddit.com/r/Quittingfeelfree/
>>548947704oink
>>548948303>unironically linking to reddit
I like coffee but I prefer a good cappuccino or cortado
>>548948175>please brush your teeth anonthat but also have water with any beverage so you can rinse your teeth immediately after
>>548946394>kratomThe only thing i know about it is that it sent some youtuber into one of the most entertaining schizo rants i've seen
>>548948492Manhattan Cafe is reddit confirmed
Coffee makes my pee smell like coffee
There's only 1 kind of coffee I like to drink without sweeteners but it's NOT cheap and I'm not a huge coffeefag so stevia it is.I won't be pulling for her either
>>548942891>anon doesnt know You do not want to see my pic of 3 fully filled condoms I blew up before covid hit, fapped a TON that day
Why does mayano want in my pocket
>>548947923Oh no I meant store brand for like, beginner trying to get into coffee.If you got an espresso from a cafe then yeah it's just gonna be a lot. There's also the issue that some people think coffee is just supposed to taste like satan's charcoaled asshole because the strong overwhelming taste is part of the waking up, or they then mask it with a truckload of sugar and milk.Seriously, if you wanna try giving coffee a chance, find a local coffee roaster, get a french press, and get a bag of some lighter roast, south american/african beans meant for filtered coffee. Let them grind it for you as well, you don't even need your own grinder. If you get into it then you can look for more coffees and upgrade your equipment.
When does spark rerolling get added?
>>548944607i dont have withdrawl or get woken up b it, it just tastes real good
COFFEE?EXPRESSO??COLA???DRINK WATTTTEERRRRRRRR!!!!!
>>548948303>The link
>>548948118Well you're not wrong about that. At the very least I do drink a fuckton of water everyday if that helps.
>>548948681legit can't get added soon enough.
>another day, another 3 runs, another refusal to land a 3* blue in ANY statIt can be fucking Guts for all I care at this point, I just want it to happen. It doesn't even matter how braindead easy these Tachyon runs are, I just want them to end so that I have my 2 parents for XOguri
>>548948610You couldn't waterboard those words out of me
>>548948118>keto meme
>>548948760>3 borrows>3 shit parents
>>548948610Just jack off into your shoes like normal people what the fuck
>>548945323Buono buono!!
>>548948737>get a bit fat (90kg)>start calory counting>usual stuff i drink is like 90kcal per 200ml>water has fucking 0>what is this cheatcodeOnce you find a proper water brand that tastes nice it's like a cheatcode for health.
>>548948610i wanna fuck this dog
>>548948610Nta but now I'm curious. Catbox the pic.
>>548948964>a bit fat (90kg)Man I was so happy when I finally went down to 95
>>548948610noooo anon that jizz could've gone inside someone
Wheres the thread
>>548948610how...
>>548948610That's fucking disgusting manFuck you for even letting the mental image of that touch my mind
bread due to img limit>>548949080>>548949080>>548949080
manhattan cafe be like "ah yes the aroma and shit" as if she and the writers know anything about coffee that isn't superficial knowledge or meaningless
white monster zero ultra > coffee
>>548948175>Do never try this with blue hair or heavily tattooed baristas thoughWhat will happen?
>>548948964>buying waterit comes out of your sink for virtually free, anytime you want it, day or night
>>548948610bro is re-creating his favorite h-manga panels i can respect it
>>548945547truenon, even if espresso tasted better (it doesn't) id rather have 5 cups than
>>548948758It does help. Flavors are more rich when your body isn't expecting a bunch of sugar alongside it.>>548948867I've lost almost a hundred pounds doing keto and fasting. Shit works.
>>548949126Nta but if you try to be a prick he won't take your shit
>>548949126those are hipsters that will be super fucking annoying about anything you talk about with them. For someone out of their element (someone that doesnt drink coffee, being in a coffee store) that will just make the experience worse
>>548949105Coffee flavoring is all superficial and dependent on whatever flavors your brain decides to hallucinate
>>548948610anon do you have prostate cancer
Please tell me Hishi gets an ult with better stat growths
>>548949627Who? What?
>>548949715alt even
>>548949627>>548949812there's three different Hishi umas you dumb fuck>>548668425>>548668425>>548668425wit check when ready!
>>548946585holy based
>>548949980Neat, and how many are in global friend?
>>548950091two of them
>>548950191Sorry Amazon was first so she's Hishi. That's how it works
we love NTR here
I'm sick of kitasan.
Last for Haru Urara
