Previous: >>548919124>Global Game NewsCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Specials Missions: Half Anniversary Part 2+3Current Rate Up: Rice Shower (3* Alt), Super Creek (3* Alt), Tamamo Cross (SSR), Zenno Rob Roy (SSR), Kawakami Princess (3*), Seiun Sky (SSR), Yaeno Muteki (SSR)12/04 & 22 - Legend Races12/08 - Libra Cup - Kyoto Turf 3000m12/14 - Autumn Event12/18 - Kitasan Rerun12/24 - Fuji Event12/28 - Scorpio Cup - Tokyo Turf 2000mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Christmas Nakayama Festa (3* alt), Christmas Dream Journey (3* Alt), Gold Ship (SSR), Fenomeno (SSR)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timeline>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd season started weekly airings on 10/5>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma storieshttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
TALK ABOUT UMAS YOU FUCKS
>reddit tachyon>reddit cafe
INSANELY BASED OP!
I drink cola and snack on sweetsSometimes I get worried about my health or blood sugar and take tests but everything comes out perfect
Hey /uma/
>>548949241Yes, and Tachyon is better because i like tea.
>>548949253Doto would say this.
>>548949080That's a BIG burger.H O L YB O O B A
>>548949241I'd fuck the shit out of reddit tachyon
>>548949241oh those delicious thighs.
>>548949080HEY!THAT'S NOT AN OFFICIALLY ENROLLED TRACEN UMA!
>>548949315hi...well?
I was looking up Stay Gold's family and felt a shiver when I didn't expect to see this monster.9 G1s.Oju Chosan, "Strongest Jumper".Too bad he specializes in Jump races, so I don't think he will ever appear in Umamusume.
i just eat the coffee beans raw
>>548949427They are the same h*man woman...
hoehh arigato
>>548949572And then drink the boiling water?
>>548949515Hi! Yes...?
>>548949573So you're saying it's a 2 for 1 deal?
Teio!
>>548949253Do you lift Dotobro
Digitan LOVE
Rolling for Cafe asap to run her in the CM
>Thread about the video game Uma Musume>People talking about how much they jerk off and what garbage they drink to destroy their fat corpse
>>548949515ahhh I'm so pent up I can't take it anymore!!
>>548949572>>548949653what is this, Romania? Savages.
>>548949572They have chocolate covered coffee beans at Trader Joe's, those are pretty good
>>548949610I read it in her voice even without an image of her being posted.
Cygames should sell Manhattan Cafe poop processed coffee beans
wait so why are late surgers cucked in this CM again?
>post in other thread>immediate next post is for new threadYou bastards
>>548949817ok, lets whack off to flower
>>548949241I'll stop liking her once someone else gets a better casual outfit
>>548949627>>548949812Hishi WHO
13 days until I finally get unbricked...
>>548949653reminds me of this ancient thing
oh my god fail reply end me
>>548949817The honeymoon period of the game is over and it's just us now. No more tourists
>>548949941No spurt. That's literally it. Ignore the fact that they can still activate NSM and win just like end closers
>>548949941Endclosers proc nsm easier when there are late surgers
>>548949978>Akebono & Amazon were born stateside and brought to Japan>Miracle is just some weirdo with no relation to the other twoStrange.
>>548949817Yeah that's cool and all, but anywayDo trainers here like pickles on their burger?
>>548949919>kopi umaGo on
>>548950023>ancient>2019mfw
>>548950054If my "us" you mean "indotards", then sure>>548950160YADA
goth digitan...
thx for bread
>>548949975you just like that she looks like a mom because you suffered from maternal neglect
Please help me to build a correct deck for McQueen. i'm struggling to have good results with her (trying to make a Long McQueen for TT)
>>548950286>she looks like a momThat isn't what I get from her look at all.
>>548950226By "us" I meant just retards but thanks for projectingHow's the weather down there
>>548950119same ownerHishi is the crown name he used for his horses
Can't we just be happy?
>>548949941They aren't if built properly
>>548950420NoFuck you
>>548949253what are dotobros doingdrink lots of water okay?
>>548950486Teio wouldn't say this
>>548950420yes*fucks you*
All umas are reddit
>>548949978oh thank god
DAAAAAAAAANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>548950580Didn't they have some popularity poll?I'd argue that's the most reddit umaWhich I already know isn't my favorite because my favorite is /uma/core
>>548950649I'll join if I can do 30mTake it or leave it
>>548950407Wouldn't know as I'm not brown or from a non first world country.
>>548949978Kinda weird to mark all the tranny horses. Get it? because they're He-shes!(Hishi)
>>548950160I actually like pickles a lot. Pickled cucumbers, peppers, cabbage, onions... all good
>>548950580Fake Vodka, she wouldn't be this forward
>>548950160yes every burger i eat contains a patty sized pickle
>>548950705Jut say you'll do 70 but don't actually do itThey won't actually care, they just need a warm body
>>548950714>all the tranny horsesNah, there's one I forgotYour oshi
>brownoids calling other brownoids brownThat time of the day again...
>>548950662
Ask yourself this. Will your Uma wife approve of what will be doing? If the answer is no please reconsider what you are about to do.
why are retards on this website always so eager to share details about their masturbation habits? I do not and will never care about the quantity and duration for which you jerk your jimmy.
>>548950940I guess I should take a nap. Seiun approves.
>>548950940Can you try that again in English, please?
>>548950863That's not a pun...
>>548950940she would support what I truly wantbecause she does the same
>>548950940>masturbateYes
Waaaaaaa
>>548950975I asked. I care.
>>548950975Idk but my strongest orgasm in my life was when I shoved a boba straw down my urethra while jerking it to Gold Ship
ENTERTHE LEGEND
>>548950940>Will your Uma wife approve of what will be doing?Will be doing what?
anyone up for a scorpio test room?88777852
anons, please don't announce when you are going to go masturbate
>>548951367not doing anything scorpio related until I get her
MORE SMELLY SHOES TO SNIFF!
>>548950975well, since you're asking, i crank one once a day from my folder of meticulously catalogued by tags milf porn
>>548951337SHIAROKI SAMA
>>548951425Well I wasn't going to masturbate but now that you bring it up...
good afternoon i hate women
>>548951425gooning right now!
>>548951425
>>548950160i like pickles it tastes like eating grass but without eating grass
>>548951540Tamamo Cross (the horse) would say this
>>548951337Matikane vs Fukukitaru!!
>>548951706cute couple
>>548949978All the brown Umas always wear less than their white counterparts...
>>548951706huge honkers
hi kris
>>548951367None of my umas were made for scoprio, but had a good Teio run, so wanna see how she works
>>548951706We clearly see here which on was eating her vegetables
jobber
>>548951425is it weird if i only do it to get wet dreams out of the way before an important day like a meeting during work
>>548951968watermelon is not a vegetable retard
>>548951910Good
>>548951951Thank you for the race anon
>>548952229Damn, your Maru killed itGood race
>>548952103Oh yeah?!?!?
>>548949707I always get concerned when I don't see Teio at the top of a new thread
>>548952516Oklahoma isn't real
umasturbating
>>548952516fuuuuuck gg umanon
everyone was so spread out
is she even trying?
mtk...
>>548952583Late starts happenThat's horse racing
How do I build a quick golshi or anything? I haven't made any aces yet. Help please, /uma/
Whats a good comp for 2 endclosers if i dont want a 3rd?
Who is THE pit uma?
>>548952791Pitasan Black
>>548950292>Long McQueen for TT>20% stam 10% wit Try this maybe?
>>548952750a pace with angling in case they get pace promoted
>>548952791bakushin
>>548952749We always tell you to prepare weeks in advance, dude!!
>reddit manhattan>reddit agnes
>>548952791Kitasan and Crown
>>548952742it's okay. Teio always catches up in the end. Teio step!
>>548952791pits are gross
>>548952942I don't make them until last minute danchou needs his fans
>>548952791
>>548949760that's a very nice mug, anon
>>548952897Do i need groundwork as well? which pace works the best. i tried teio and she kind of sucks
I love Rice
>>548953102Too many thumbs
wtf, she jobbed her own legend race??
I hate Rice
>finally hit long S>gonna miss out on NSMaaa
>>548953204anime teio is one of the better ones, innate race planner plus she gets head-on after winning triple crown>Do i need groundwork as well?depends on how much you want to suffer. personally i'd just go for head-on + nsm + A&S, hoping for the best
I use this
>>548953204just take the late pill bro much more consistent than pace
>>548952791our queen
What?!?!?! Why I can't pick Fuku for the legendary race?!?!??!
jannies are all indian btw
>>548953462noooooo I cant buy merch im in the 3rd world now
>>548953347bad luck
>>548952942Please help
>>548950160I do actually. Love me some pickles on a burger
>>548953436fug
>>548953192thanks, it's been my main coffee mug for a while now
>>548953707>filenameJust wait for Aoharu 2.0
>>548953612cant pick same trainee as them, cloning vats have not yet been introduced to tracen
>>548953462>$85 on ebayFuck
>>548953462Metal cups sound good on paper but they probably won't feel good on my teeth
>>548949668I am going to masturbate to Eishin
sorry fuku, it had to be done
>no S longI'm mad. Should i still use her?
Why is it always the Oguri PFPs that refuse to start the race? FUCK YOU OGURI CRAP
>>548953448i tried with this but her unique is useless
>>548953612Is this your first legend race?
>THE STRONGESTTHE STRONGEST>THE STRONGESTTHE STRONGEST>THE STRONGESTTHE STRONGEST
End Rudolf bros what decks are you using?
what the fuck is this, why is she so dogshit, her trainer is fucking garbage
i swear pitshino flower's pits has more details than the average uma but i can't prove it
>>548954246Toreina was epithetmaxxing please understand
>>548954246he let shiraoki-sama take the wheel
>>548954265what the hell she looks like an actual toddler, I don't think I could get hard to this even if I tried
>>548952791You know the answer
>>548954246That looks like the Fuku I so-, I mean transfered that sketchy trainer a few days ago.
>>548954265she's going to be nishino deflowered once im done with her
>>548954265Fuck she's so erotic
>>548954207I always use Fuku on these races. I am boned....
Anon! Did you beat Shiraoki yet?No? Then go do it! After that, come smell her shoes with us with this jiggie in honor of /our/ favorite uma!https://jiggie.fun/nnNDQqhttps://jiggie.fun/nnNDQqhttps://jiggie.fun/nnNDQq
Tokai Teio's legacy is accomplishing a comeback miracle against all odds.Kitasan's legacy is her sweaty, warm, slippery fuckable armpits.
>>548954498>>548954454>>548954432bad posts
>>548954590Don't forget slurpable. Slurpable pits.
I won't lie, watching my CM Umas do really well on the Legends races always improves my mood, even with the full knowledge that they're gonna get gangraped when the CM actually starts
>>548954638Oh I'm going to be doing worse to this little slut
Fuku raped my CM taishin twice
so...did you huff the Fuku shoe?
>>548954810They are so BORING
Why is she like this, McQueen and Teio are the only two I consistently have problems with every career
Sex with Verxina
ovr heroes...and smart falcon
>>548954870they're the school shoes that work with her seifuku...
>>548954870While I like the more simple designs of the early umas, fuck are their shoes boringNot as bad as Curren's rubber work boots, at leaset
>>548954961
>>548954590And I love her for that
This is just bullying...
I HATE TOKAI TEIO.I SERIOUSLY FUCKING HATE HER.
>>548954753Once? Ok, luck issueTwice? I think you might want to rebuild your Taishin
My Fellow Kitasan Owners.I hope you realize that your "easy mode" is coming to an end. Soon everyone will be running an MLB Kitasan. The sole advantage you have enjoyed thus far will be lost. You will be on an equal playing field.I shudder in horror if any of you are struggling. You should have platinum'd every CM, and easily cleared 650k-700k in Team Trials since you've had KSB. If you haven't, you're not going to make it.Every single player that is more dedicated, more skills, more determines and luckier than you is now going to have the same advantage. You're literally having the training wheels ripped off, and I so hope that you're ready, because every, single, aspect is becoming infinitely harder for you.
>>548954527Just use your Doto. Legend races aren't that hard.
I like to imagine that Legend Races embody the spirit of the original horse, and it's a moment to reflect and appreciate the legacy they left behind. Are you appreciating Matikanefukukitaru?
>>548954753Anything other than three Distances in a row on that pitiful fucking Fukukitaru is grounds to rebuild that Taishin asap, this is the saddest Legend Race so far
>>548955193This will probably be VF's next excuse when he lose Scorpio cup
>>548955082I threw in my failed golshi and she still distanced her...
Every day til you like it
>>548955420Good Morning Saar!
>>548955307cant do much when brocked and awful mood
D-Did we have fun today?
>>548955193You retards really think getting Kitasan will instantly make your runs godly? You are in for a suprise
>>548955497Yes!
Isn't this racist?
>>548955569They are in for a rude fucking awakeningSoon they won't be able to blame their decks for their failures, and will then scramble for the next scapegoatSad
>>548955569Not godly but a whole lot easier. I will finally have an actual borrow slot that's not MLB Kitasan
>>548955497no
>>548955569If I want to use Kita I have to use my own 1LB R Riko b/c I ate dirt big time on that stupid banner. Freeing up my borrow slot to be anything else will be a gigantic improvement.
>>548955043
>first Uma to proc NSM winsThis CM fucking sucks
>>548955795You look lonely.UMAs could fix that.
>>548955569I went from 2lb Kita to 3lb and all my runs are much more consistent
Is Daiwa the best pace for this CM?
>>548949241
>>548951706nice melons
>>548955497I'm still juggling Creek and Golshi runs in hopes that either one gives me a good ace
Made a golshi and a pace McQueen, cant decide on the third slotIm convinced top gun is a giant sloptuber gaslight since shes really bad... creek felt like she had potential but its too easy for her to not ult...End closer summer spe? Another pace like daiwa or cap? What do you lads think?
I was happy when people said no stopping me was getting buffed and I thought I'd finally be able to make Mayano metaThen unity just gives everyone NSM for free and the meta units remain the same boring shit everyone has used since day one
>>548949253based fat obese cowbroI only drink soda and I've only coughed up my lung like twice today
>>548955795get a personality>>548956061stop being a pedo
>>548949241her masturbation videos are pretty good
>>548956061Well no, the meta changed in regards to fronts being shit, so there's that Around this time in the JP version of the game fronts were so dominant that rice was made as a half-assed "answer" to them, like all CM rooms were 9 fronts and a few people coping
Watched my Long S front obliterate the legend race.>>548955569>You retards think that spending 30k to 60k jimmies on cards will improve your accountI mean yeah.
>>548956216who
>>548955569I will be able to borrow MLB biko thougheverbeit
>>548956061If you really Like Top Cun you would use her anyway
>>548956061Enjoy life, Mayanochad.
>>548955497I got this spark today so yes
>>548949253Bwo has the anti-diabetic hackCongrags
>>548956061Mayabro you should be happy to know that NSM's availability goes into the toilet after Unity.
>>548956285lunara fawn
>>548956223>fronts being shit>he fell for the gaslightRumao
>>548956367IS THAT
>>548949241Taiwanese boys
>>548956061having innate NSM means you can pick rice's name for cooldown
>>548956367>kitapass
>>548955193>You should have platinum'd every CMI won 4 out of 5 with an early KSBis that a good RoI
>>548949241trashy tattoos, easy skip
>>548956367>that terrible imagewasted ban
>>548956367>kitasmash
>>548956367
>>548956428>gaslightWe've been in dozens of rooms by now anon the CM is only a few days awayAlso 80% of this general has the hag so you're not harboring any secret tech
>>548956413yeah but by the time MANT gets here then we'll have shit like xoguri and vbourbon dominating everything
>>548956505I'm surprised you lost one, but, sure. Good enough I guess.
>>548955886They do but I wish they were real
>>548956367WHOA
>>548956483The thing is Maya gets BoFA from potentials before she gets NSMUnless Cooldown is more reliable
>>548954246Can she even survive the track if you don't die? Surprised they made the speed so low I thought legends had like 800
>blockedwhat the FUCK
I can't make it work anons, longs are too much
>>548956483If only cooldown wasnt laughably shit
>>548956624playing Maya before Mayacat is oshi pick, you'll just have to accept that.
>>548956367where are her silky black pubes?
>>548956620>/uma/ who only ever runs lates and ends is indicitaive of the wider Uma baseRetard, people have alteady been doing the rabbit tactic on CM6 with fine success in pub lobbies
>>548956428Don't bother, they still think you need 3 greens+groundwork and infinity SP to also afford gold recoveries + concentration + taking the lead along with midrace skills.My guess is they haven't watched some brown youtuber's 30 minute long video essay telling them that fronts are still good.
>Yume wo Kakeru>Mfw S2 OP is a promotional ad for Teio's picture book
>>548956367need to be bigger and have a little bit of sag
>>548956752Uhh bro your NSM?
>>548956752>losing to miko retard by a distanceIt's time to commit suicide.
>He is running pump iron/dober ult gamble acceleration and not flowery maneuver all purpose insta-win
big sniff
can someone post the pre-retirement and post-retirement Doto comparison
>>548956367Hey can you post a porn pic of Curren before you get banned?
>>548957089Don't call Matikanefukukitaru a retard!
>>548956857>rabbit tactici don't have a suzuka
>>548957010>Uhh bro your NSM?
>>548957010>mid career>NSM
>>548956752taishitters will never learn
>>548956030Grass is as vanilla late surger as it getsYou can also do evil nature if you don't think you can make a good enough 3rd ace
>>548956624Why do so many of you guys STILL try to pretend global got wildly different balance timelines than the other servers?We already got the frontpocalypse changes so bourbon isnt changing anything outside of being super easy to build, and well probably get red skills a month or two after Xmas oguri which cuts her power down significantly
>>548956367Well, say your goodbye
>>548957215Maya could do it
>>548956752PoTeNtIaL
>>548956752
>>548957281>Why do so many of you guys STILL try to pretend global got wildly different balance timelines than the other servers?It got the 1.5 changes earlier than JP, that's the biggest and most notable one.Plus nobody cares about KR and TW
Do I still get bond points if they're maxed or should I retire these women and move in some fresher ones?
Why is Legend Fukukita only BAll the others were B+And we had a whole new scenario shouldnt these racers be A by now?
>>548957281>picWhore!
>>548957565Lowrolled
>>548957565>Why is Legend Fukukita only BBecause Fuku and Fukuposters are made to be bullied
>>548957183More like Taishit
I will double spark fuku if I get her to lb1 with free rolls
>>548957558>Do I still get bond points if they're maxedno, although on the 2nd anni they increase the cap, and at 11 you can have them wear their casual wear
>>548957558I don't think extra points carry over for when they increase the bond level cap, but I could be mistaken
Did Fuji-san have sex with Pokke?
>>548957139
>>548957808He looks so soft now...
when will we get the spark upgrade event from tachyon bwos...
>>548957673I HATE LAISU
>>548957546
>>548957964haru urara would not say this
>>548949080New thread with a great OP! YAY!
>>548957907it replaces the Fuji event which ran twice.
Toriena-san...
>>548957565The kind and generous Matikanefukukitaru is taking pity upon you, she wants you to unlock her star easily so you can farm her as a grandparent for Christmas Oguri
We haven't even talked about how MANT is racist against uma that can't run in Miles yet.
>>548957183Taishin long skill list is always so funny. Bunch of golds and a dream
>>548957808they took his balls....
>Symboli Rudolf (7 crowns) x Mejiro Ramone (3 crowns)>Expected to win before she's even born>Fucking jobbed at debut
>>548958120People tend to just say they're quitting for MANT so
why does /uma/ hate kita?
I want to explode
>>548958236Her unique animation is shit
>>548958236ptsd from rolling on support card
>>548958236If you notice, only the browns are hating on kita.
>>548958325Why? What's up?
>>548958236I like kita
WTF they added a new trophy
>>548957663not true.....
>>548958354Oguri Crap is not scary
>>548958236boring
>>548958236she's boringspecial week is also boring, but she's so uniquely boring that it flips around to being cutekitasan is just boring
>>548958434anon... I...
>>548950286agreed
prove you're not a brownoid?
>>548958356400 rolls for 2lb. Still mad.
>>548958523I like the taste of licorice
>>548958523I can drink milk without dying
>>548958557I'm 300 for 0lb
>>548958236Hate is a strong word. She just doesn't interest me compared to her best friend Dia-chan
>>548958687Know better than to roll without a spark.
i just wasted a borrow on URA
>>548958523I have gone to space.
>the retention line is 542k
>no condor feet smellits so over
>>548958737>Dia-chanGood, good
>>548958887fug
>>548956939Is this gravure?
>>548958904>G1 27/30Explain yourself
How is Umamusume supposed to compete with other heavy hitter gachas like NIKKE and Girls Frontline 2 without english dubs?
>>548958523its currently -6F outside
>>548958469All uma could kill you, on accident.
>>548959046Teio sex
>>548959023>d*rt
>>548959046do you actually want an english dub?
Someone is going to take the bait.
wowie
>>548959023its either dirt/sprint, overlaps with crowns, or i cant be bothered
>>548959187>hating on the track type the one and only Kentucky Derby is run on
>>548958523I'm black
>>548958870But Poles aren't brown tho
>>548959158>on accidentCoward. Why can't they do it on purpose?
>>548959046>wanting to hear and understand cringe
>>548958523I am not attracted to children
Why do they not cancel races when it's raining? That shit looks dangerous as fuck
>>548959158An uma could rape you, on accident.
It's fucking OVER!!!
>>548959046They have to sing>Don't dub over the singingThen there is no point
Is it true we're getting 50 free rolls on the Tamamo banner, or was someone trying to gaslight me?
Is Keeping the Lead good
>>548959046Won't that blow up the file size even more? Uma can get pretty hefty after all the concerts and story
>>548959615Least white person in the northern hemisphere
>>548959046Uma musume is doing pretty well for itself. Its existence for global has caused an actual surge of interest in actual horse racing, not to mention the staying power it has now as just one of the series that most people know.
>>548958616don't you just get accustomed to its taste overtime if you keep eating it
>>548958383a lot, but friday is tomorrow so just gotta power through! thanks for asking
>>548959046With how English VAs acted in their drama with Gensh*t, I don't trust english VAs not to fuck this up.
>>548958523I have never stolen
>>548959908NTA but ganbare anon
>>548959748
>>548959769maybe
>>548959639Money
another cute win for Curren
>>548959769possibly
>>548957546>>548958324Kindly XPLODE
>>548959046anyone who needs a dub to enjoy foreign media is a literal gorilla nigger retard and we're better off without them
>>548959639Horses are fickle creatures and race scheduling is a complicated matter
>having to go in for work on my days off because co worker quit due to our insane manager schizoing out I just want to do uma careers and play old blobbers
The only time I'll be able to see Teio win in this track
You've tried being lucky, but have you tried being #1?
>>548949080I want to fuck the Master...
>>548958236She's boring, a shame cuz she's really hot
gg jigglers
>>548960494I despise you jiggers
>>548959989I can't read moonrunes.
How the fuck am i supposed to get Fortune's Smile onto a Fukukita *ace* on fucking the fucking Aoharu scenario let alone if URA was current
>>548959989>100 free pulls for tamanice.
>>548960131>long CurrenPost it
>>548960549WHY
>people trying to use oguri for this CM>people thinking Xmas oguri will change the game when she gets mogged by red/pink skills which will get rushed to global
>>548959989>everyone gets the micropenis umawhat did cygames mean by this?
I just lost 3 times to Matikane, 1.1/2L, 8L and 9LWhat the fuck
>>548960304Are you not in a nation with worker's rights?
Give me an Uma wife or I am never coming back to this general again.
@umadacchis <3
Could she win if she landed on bracket 7?
>>548960851Curren because she's everyone's wife.
>>548960360>pic related before after golshi wins anyway
>>548960756They already are on the depressing part of her career?
>>548960851Alright, Air Shakur>b-but I don't want Air Shakur!You asked for an Uma wife, you never said which Uma wife.
>>548960851here, you can have this Bakushin, and you better not complain about it.
>>548960756People don't want to do parent runs but expect to shit out an XOguri
>>548960910>sub 900 speedBwo......
>>548960775its ok, tomorrow she will kindly lose on purpose to grant you your trophy
>>548960851Here you go!
>>548960851wei
>>548960851
>>548960943the series ends in 3 chapters anon...
>>548960943Anon the Manga has like 3 issues before its over >>548961010It's kinda funny that global will never experience this
>>548959639Horse racing is already unethical so it's not surprising to have another sprinkle of unethical-ness.
>>548960790Healthcare field in the US We practically don’t
>>548961015but the +180 speed if exodia hits
I wanted to run her in libra but can't get better than this...
>>548961010The ones that do farm triple 7 will be pretty scary tho
>>548961010nigga what parent runs, she comes with 777 and gourmand, just slap on maestro and you're good to go
I was going for parents but ended up with this pretty decent ryan what skills should I give her? ill post the ones I have in a sec
>>548960494gg fellow jigger
>>548960756>anime is already on "wow oguri sucks" arc>Manga is apparently on a "wow oguri REALLY sucks arc"So is the anime just going to be 30 episodes straight of her sucking and being depressed?
>>548961226Your NSM?
>>548958460Yes true.The only people more bullyable are Doto and Dotoposters
same cup size btw
>>548961298retard
>>548958983That's rape..
MANT will make club quotas really autistic because everyone will be racing more than usualWhich means average fans gained will be higherWhich means keeping rank will be harder
>>548961284>reddit tachyon
>>548961381That somehow doesn't seem right...
>>548960756>ojisan abandons her>even belno stops believing in her Reminder kitahara is the ONLY real ass nigga in Cinderella Gray
>>548961519I'll quit my quota club if they ever raise the quota
>>548961519Nah it's going to be easier cause it's EOS for global
>>548961519Wait I don’t like that. I REALLY don’t like that
>>548961460Ryankeks...
>>548961583will someone ever breach the 100cm mark...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCKhD1vD0dABwos...
>>548960765free use uma
>>548961519I'll stick to my login logout casual clubs
>>548959989>50 pulls spread across 2 bannersCyjew. I want 100 on Tamamo only
>>548961519>>548961651Except a huge chunk of players will go down to doing only one run a day due to each MANT career taking an hour, and the other chunk will outright quit the game
>>548959046>heavy hitter>NikkeNikke has gone down the shitter the writting and story direction and question change of characters
>>548961381Holy shit he's right, both 84cm
>>548961583Some measurements are just incorrect I feel
>>548961737gold ship WOULD do this
>>548961615So what does that make (You) by the time the game story starts?
>>548961908I need those marvelous titties on my face
>>548961737Why is she in a wheelchair?
>>548961865yea bro i'm sure all the top clubs will agree to not play the game during MANT :)
>Do an Urara run>Races for compatibility don't matter because it'll be 0 anyways>Get skillpoints from the unique increasing eventss-sugoi
>>548961908It's really common for character designers in anime and manga to pull numbers out their ass when it comes to measurements
>>548961986Well that's obvious (You) are kitahara
>>548961986Kitahara is (You)r uncle (canon)(You) are mcqueens trainer
>>548961737Gold Ship cares deeply about her friends, she wouldn't do this
OBEYYOURMASTER
>>548961986The game story and the manga are different canons
>>548961381>same cup sizebust size*cup size is slightly differenthttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/characters/rankings/threesize/cup
Thoughts?
>>548959989wtf why didn't anyone ever mention this
>>548962086If you really think top clubs won't have any fallout from MANT I dunno what to tell you, the entire fucking universe is sending warnings Take your passive aggressive smiley face and take it to Facebook messenger
>>548962230Seriru did iirc
>>548961651It probably doesn't affect A clubs or below since they're already casual but umaoo and /uma/ club are going to be seeing a quota increase by next campaign for sure
>>548962202They're too big.
>>548961264pls help this borderline retarded torena-san
>>548962086>>548962275Bwo got called out HARD
>>548962202She gave me a DOI on 25% two runs in a rowOne of them was a hot spring run so that ended on a sour note
>>548961908>>548962198That checks out
>>548962202They're too small.
>>548959989wtf everyone gets a free tama?
>>548961986(YOU) are Kitahara's successor. Don't you read the story? Oguri's retirement is the prologue
>>548962202way cuter than the game version for reasons i can't put into words
>>548962275>trust me bro everyone will quit during MANT nobody will like it the game will eos and cygames will apologize on stream its over it's so fucking overDo you realize how retarded you sound? Just because you hate the game doesn't mean everyone does, uninstall and move on already.
>>548961583Stay Gold...
Stop staring at the umas' chests you creeps.
>>548962202BIGGER
>>548962493cingray brings out the best in all characters that are in it
>>548959989>>548962230Please give me Tamachud with the free rolls
>>548960402Obey is cute.... CUTE!
>>548961583For some reason I always imagine Still In Love has a bigger bust sizer, she's almost Suzuka tier in reality
>>548962202mommy
>>548962335If this is for libra you're boned if those are the only recoveries available
>>548960695
>>548949746
>>548962637no, just for general stuff
>>548962202i wish i could meet someone nice like her
>>548962501Alright this is going nowhere I guess since you apparently only understand black or white extremes, I was wrong about the Facebook messenger thing, /pol/ is more your speed Just see for yourself the club rank requirements when MANT gets here
>>548962434>Zenno rob roy 5thFake news
>>548962639zasedidc if you're a whale that's good effort
>>548962572>has actual muscles>but looks more like a boy
>>548962687thank you anonwould you mind doing the second page too?
>>548961986It means (You) are unfaithful and have a thing for fatties.
>>548961264>>548962335No Maestro means you have no chance.You can pivot ace runs into parent runs but not the other way around.
>>548959989What are the other 50 on? Matikane SSR?
>>548961264>>548962750General lke TT? just buy all the golds: PoC, F&F, NSM, it's on then some mid game like tail held high, slick surge,
Oh they finally update this
Kitasan looking majestic today
>>548959989sex with the chudette
>>548962639uhhh falcobros our response???
>>548962964horse balls
>>548962639Very based
Umas shouldn't have massive boobs
>>548962949who tf is that
>>548962964Damn he's still looking very fit despite getting milked by mares every day
>>548951337Has this already started? I can't connect right now
>>548962639FALCO COULD NEVER
>>548962931thanks anon
>>548962501doomcucks are retarded, nothing new
>>548963120Taishin, it used to say you need to win all of those races to get the bonuses
>>548962821how can you look at this and call her a boy... shes a beautiful WOMAN (boy[woman])
Current Carats: 64,652. It's looking to be decently accurate, though with all the gibs it's probably off by around 10k.
>>548962915Yes.
>>548962572….this may sound weird but hear me out
>>548962572>>548963257jawline too masculine
>>548963374there is nothing wrong with wanting to start a family with a beautiful woman
>>548963097stamina is stored in the breasts
GOD I WANT TO FIST FIGHT WITH MEJIRO RYAN AND WHOEVER WINS GET TO TOP AT NIGHT
>>548963257Imagine if Mcqueen didn't gaslight her into keeping the donkey haircut
is fast and furious still mandatory for lates?
>>548963660her hair is a charm point, and i will not believe otherwise
>>548963660Wasn't that Palmer
>>548962202>>548962626I will suck on the pacifierI will wear the onesieI will drink from the baby bottleI will play with the rattleI will let her cradle me in her armsI will call her mommyI will be happy
>>548963587Not if she has anything to say about it
>>548963315me wondering if lb3 is a good cope card
>>548963643>’hey bro why do you lift?’>’oh you know, health and such’>what happens every night with Mejiro Ryan before sex
>>548963782More like Mcfat
>>548962964>No more sex! I want to RUN FAST!
Fun fact: Ryan smells bad
>>548964054fun fact: you’re gay
>>548964054if you dont get turned one by a woman's smell after she's done lifting you are a faggot
Who is the best tomboy uma and why is it Vodka?
I want MANT to get here alreadyI hate team trialsI hate unity trainingsI hate spirit bubblesI want to train my one uma to be the best she can be and fuck everyone else because I'm a selfish prick
>>548962870I didn't translate that, I found it somewhere
I hate Mejiro Ryan.I seriously fucking hate her.
>>548964192thank you for using the correct word also that's a very cool picture
>>548964054All in
>>548964192Ryan thread, Ryan franchise, Ryan world
>doomtards are hyping up MANT so much and putting my expectations so low that I am going to end up liking it.
>>548964279yeah I noticed the TL credits after a minute, still thanks
>>548963857>race bonus 5hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm nyope
what the fuck chrono is actually not updatingI did like 5 careers yesterday and they're not showing up today
>>548962812idk if it's whale territory with these cards
Super Creek be like
>>548964296It's slop.
>>548964227Hate to break it to you but MANT isn't only going to come to you, unless everyone all at once including the whales and sweats instantaneously drops the game
>>548964436I noticed the thumb.. I'm so disappointed
>>548963857So she's only for MANT at MLB.
this is mare behavior
>>548964417>have Bakushin but not Kitasan
>>548959989>another fucking SSR that I need to mlb to stay competitiveFUCK YOUUUU IM ONLY ROLLING ON UMA FROM NOW ON CYJEWS
>>548964402It's updated once a day around 10 am UTC
>>548961583I have the five bustiest trainees in globalFeels good man
>>548964583>stamina eater>need to stay competitive
>>548964583MANT is the most F2P friendly scenario. You don't really need it
>>548964379>3h for daily borrows
>>548964417>Steamy SolidarityGodroll, I kneel
>>548964379They're dooming it because you'll spend more time on the game due to having to do tons of races per careerThis is a huge problem if you're a casual that finds that even opening the game is a chore but you actually enjoy playing the game then what's LITERALLY the problem with that? Everyone in A+ or above clubs is already hitting every G1 so nothing changes at all other than being able to shove energy drinks down your umas throat or clocking races so you don't get cucked out of a triple crown because your uma jobbed at kikuka shoMANT should come with the G1 rework too where getting a double circle will be basically free from all the race bonuses and nobody will ever care about affinity ever again
>>548961795making Tama drop school
>>548964529Just the thumb? How about... everything else? I sentence you to 9001 hours of looking at real art, you should be able to spot 99.9% of slop at a glance.
>>548964402Your club's flatliner here, my bad but I opted out the entire club.
>>548964575and all 3 of those bakushins came from free ssr tickets, I even tried pulling more on baku/biko banner but got nothing
>>548964850use rainbow gem and ticket to make bakushin MLB
I love my danchou
>>548964792Ending Tama's racing career by making her a mother!
>>548964776>but you actually enjoy playing the game then what's LITERALLY the problem with that?I enjoy training my trainees but I will not enjoy training 1h each and realize my trainee is not up to par with others' aces. With aoharu I can train in around 20~30 mins and do some scrims testing to know if she works or not, then train again.Not to mention there's also inspirations where missing the S makes your run inferior to those with S. 1h for a scenario is very hard to justify.
Getting topped by Mejiro Ryan as she puts her entire 120 pound weight against my crotch and holds my wrists down as the Tenno Sho Spring lingerie slips off of her chest
>>548963130A real problem, since stallion should be a little bit soft to have more energy to mate
>>548958737same. Dia is the best part of Kita's season. Cuter, better racewear, more interesting goals, not so insanely dominant that her story makes no sense.
>>548964402New management, similar lookWe're rebranding to oguricap.net
>>548964792My Hoshino looks weird here
>>548964583That will be every meta card for now on. Why do you think people were insisting on saving your uncap?
>>548964420I would trust this hons with me child
>>548964402Thank GodI haven't done a career run in like three days
>>548964958but I already used them on Kita to make her 2LB so I don't have to pull so much on rerun banner
>>548965187mmmmm nyo
>>548965312
>>548965283Poor guy. Everytime the real people involved in horse racing have to stand there next to anime drawings of their horse, the look dead inside.
aoharu is literally worse than mant btw, doomtards are just lying to you.if you lose in mant you just clockif you lose in a team battle then gg (get fucked)
>>548965007same but he ignores me :\ idk what to do...
>>548957182Really sucks not having Suzuka. With this surprise patch she became human rights for front/pace.
>>548965345they look so cute in their pajamasi bet shes so softi wish i could hug a girl
>ran 5km for 3 days this week about to be 4 on Friday>feel like someone came inside my bone marrow >think yeah I'll lose my 15+lbs ive gained in the last 2 and a half months cause feet injury in no time>weight myself>down by only 2lbsDESU WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY AM I SUCH A FAT WHORE LIKE MCQUEEN
>>548965538Try farming a lot of fans and become a top earner
>>548965283Damn Take is OLD now. He better win Hopeless Stakes this year. He doesn't have that many tries left.
>>548965513that's why Demuro is the best
>>548958523
>>548964776Spamming G1 races to meet the club quota is different than spamming races to build an ace. With fan careers, I can turn my brain off, buy 2 unique from my parents that could help me win, spam speed training, and load up my agenda so I wouldn't miss any races.With MANT you'd have to micromanage everything.
>ksb is human rights for careers>Riko is human rights for Aoharu>Suzuka is human rights for front>You realize trainers don't have human rights, right?
>>548965783>>Suzuka is human rights for frontno one said this
I need Cygames to make a skill that halves the speed and acceleration of all duplicate horses in the race.That'll take care of metaniggers real fast.
>>548965669I did but there was not even a single mention of fans for last month, and we're above B+ for reference
>>548965860>>548965548
>>548965513Take genuinely loves uma and promoting uma though? He even gets his best friend Lemaire to star in commercials and Lemaire normally really hates being on TV if he can avoid it kekhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoKazrX91xwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUH2c0z2QR4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-L6XggePKshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ea-d06bKt6M
I don't think I'm going to retain class this cycleAll wit-tards have been avoiding me like the plague
Would Mcqueen drink these?
>>548965513the other guy posted Demuro, and obviously there's Take who would probably do LITERALLY anything if it meant good marketing for Umamusume or horse racing in generaland I'm sure the people rebuilding the stables Doto and Gimlet/Transcend live at are happy with the donations from people who like the anime horses
>>548960756where can I read the rest of the manga? mangadex fucking sucks
>>548966087>only 2k caloriesEw. That's practically water for Mac
>>548966023this guy is retarded, Seiun Sky and SMaru don't need Suzuflat >>548965548
>>5489660873 a day2 while hiding
>>548966027>Western boy hates doing tv stuff>His funny Jap friends makes him do them anywayThat's what you call friendship
>>548965017as it should be
>>548965645eat less
>>548951337I CAN FINALLY 3* THIS ORANGE RETARD
>>548965738>With MANT you'd have to micromanage everything.micromanage what? you're just running races, same as you are already doing>BUT ITS MANT!! ITS THE EVIL MANT!!! EVERYONE WILL HATE RACES WHEN IT DROPS!!!!!
Bros I missed a day off logging in my streak is ruined
>>548966027Take the man who would do anything for horse racing and Lemaire the man who would do anything for Take
>>548966206You do if you want to win
>>548958523I'm dancho
>>548965682Miyuki with Still in Love
>>548966357I'll remind you of your mistake every 50 days bwo
>>54896622840 more days...
>>548966087That is half a pound of sugar by the way
>>548966027>We need you to tapdanceNo>Take will be there...
>>548966087>check how many calories IRL race horses need when they are competing >something between 30k-40kthat's nothing for her
>>548966489Did he fug her?
>>548966303>spam races>get points>plan your items>be careful not to miss the VS race
>>548966546I never got why Umas can't have sweets. Won't they burn thru the simple carbs pretty fast
>>548965675unc just doesn't have it in him no moreHe's still the GOAT but he's probably doneI don't see him winning arima with tabaru either
>>548966247>SEAhorse>SEAmeme
>>548966243milk
>>548966206>no one said this>someone said thisok
How we gonna get No Stopping Me in MANT?Yukino Bijin has it and she has 5 percent race bonus...
>>548966660Stop eating empty calories Mcfatass
>>548966579No, but he did said he would marry her and runaway if the law allows it
>>548966686t. nig
>>548966721it's just that good you'll tank the race bonus
>>548966667He probably won't win with Tabaru but man will he leave an impression with Mystery Way in the race too who is also a BIG NIGE. We might see a Palmer & Helios situation in the Arima
>>548966686>>SEAhorseShe isn't underwater though
>>548966785>if the law allows itwho cares juts don't get caughtanything for lovebut unironicallyWHAT A CU CK
>>548964402Sorry I plapped Chrono too hard last night and the site borked
>>548966868not a niggerbut i can tell (You)'re a seanigger
Aren't (You) forgetting something?
>>548966990I love (You)
>>548966990If I forgot, it wasn't important
>>548966303>have to check the shop every turn for new items>need to constantly be menuing to use said items because your trainee will be getting lots of bad conditions, low mood, and zero energydo you know anything about MANT or are you just a stygames cocksucker?
>>548966886I hope both horses draw good gates and just big nig all the waybig nigs upping the pace of the lobby always makes it more fun
>got S in Long and turf>low rolled stats
>>548964776I'm the type of guy who likes the racing but not the RNG-fest of hoping your cards/unity flames land on the right spaces every single run or you're bricked and stuck with 900/900/900So I guess I'd like MANT purely because you just spam races and get strong off that, right?
>>548966489Lememe and Almond Eye. She's 100% his favorite horse, and this is the same guy who was also the GOAT Equinox's jockey. Dude has Almond Eye inspired clothes in his new fashion line AND Almond Eye inspired food items in his new cafe
>People complaining a click the up arrows scenario is too random think they'll do better in a true random shop scenario
>>548966973t. nig
>>548967227>So I guess I'd like MANT purely because you just spam races and get strong off that, right?Pretty much yeah
>>548966973Don't give them attention. It just makes them post even dumber shit.
>>548967243>Silk horse clubI-is this a brothel?
>>548967227If you don't mind hour-long runs and clicking then it's alright
>>548967243dont think that wh*t*s small dick can satisfy ai
my alcoholic wife can't be this strong
stop using the nword there are nice blacks here
tired and horny
>>548967497Kris S.....
>>548966990>the face of JP>the face of 4chan>the face of redditWas uma just oguri cap's game all along?
Ever had dreams about umas?
>>548967476Your wit?
>>548967135sounds like you hate the game and should just uninstall
Ningen
>>548967497You just said that because the nice black is a Symboli, kaichou
>>548967497>>548967594
>>548967398t. gay nig
>>548967497Yeah... like Kitasan Black?
I've started to pick my parents based on how much I like the way their sparks look on the right side of my screen while I play the game, not like they'd proc even if affinity was high anyways, dogshit ass bullshit rng game
libra cup aces doneteam trials aces donewife hasn't had her banner yetwhat now
>>548967227Doomtards have always been wrong with everything ever since launch and this will be no differentMANT and 1st anni come together so cygames will load everyone up with a ton of other freebies and probably more QOL so everyones going to be mocking the doomcucks when it drops
lost my S virginity to my wife
>>548967726Play hooky and get danchou to kick you
>>548967416Silk Horse Club/Silk Racing are just the owners of Almond Eye, Equinox, Glory Vase, Blast One Piece etc
i fucking LOVE when a run rolls really high, but said highrolls are all in back to back turns so I have no fucking energy to use FUCKING ANY OF THEM, BOMB CYGAMES HQ
>>548967947this is why you use pal cards to reduce cost per training
>>548967909Almond Eye is owned by a brothel??
>>548967497I'm not nice
>>548967497t. fat white woman
>>548968019you're not black
>>548968013Yeah man, let me simply choose to have Riko on a Speed training instead of a Guts one, RNG isn't real after all, right? kill yourself
>>548967726Scorpio
>>548968019I didn't know danchou was black
>>548968182pal card priority is calculated by square root of total speciality priority. if you have more speed cards with high prio, pal cards will land on speed more often
>>548957808what no balls does to a mf
>>548968165that's not true
>>548968329Are you genuinely retarded or just baiting me? Serious question.
>>548953707You retardShould have swapped long and medium teams
>>548968543read the reference doc
Someone please explain to me why I find Dream Journey so fucking attractive.
>>548968691hebe
>>548968691you desire the sweet release of death by the hands of a cute girl
>>548968329No way...so 35 prio is like +6% and 50 prio is like +7%None of it matters what the hell
>>548968691You are a sub that gets off from small flat women beating you up.
>>548968691you love the idea of a woman that would hang you by your guts if you tried cheating on her
>>548959908Aww. I really want to ask more but no worries. Hope you start having a better day and or tomorrow as well, anon.
>>548968691It's a mystery.
>>548968329idk if this is real but now I know two pals can't be on the same training at once, oop
>>548967497
>>548968691ok im just gonna say itcharcuterie boards fucking suck
>>548968989gold ship would say this
>>548968691She's sex
>>548967887Based UokkaGOD
>>548966519
>>548969024WrongYou probably had really shitty cheap ones.
>>548968957Holy
>>548969024>he doesn't like meat and cheeseGet your T levels checked.
>>548967497Just say nigger, you can say niggerWhy would
>>548969024pretty sure that fatfuck spe would eat just about anything
>>548969053>Over-sized bradidn't know I need this
Nice.
>>548969087wonderful
I think this thread needs some gyaruposting real quick
>>548968691
>>548969194NTA, meat I can agree with, cheese feels like a wine woman thing Charcuterie feels like a wine woman thing in general, eating thin slices of meat, instead of jerky or steak like a normal man
>>548969237Why do you want to wear an over-sized bra?
>marked
>>548968791We wont be needing those
>>548969416>he doesn't have a wino socialite wife that flirts with him in front of her friends during her weekend gatherings
>>548969461
Should I save the Matikane star pieces? I only have her 1 star trainee. Thought I saw she had another outfit that was higher stars.
>>548969503Uhh, you want to have unprotected sex with a child uma?
>>548969591>
>>548969642woah woah woah, nobody mentioned sex here, what the hell are you on about anon?
It triggers me that so few people know how horse tails work.
I don't know what to choose for my SSR ticket and gem
>>548969772I said this
>>548969085finishing the bottle tonight in her name, it's a sign
>>548969626Just use them once you have enough to uncap her
>>548969828Grass wouldn't act like this.>>548969612Brian wouldn't act like this.
>>548969828Thats not horse hair, its human ponytail stuck on the ass.How do uma tails smell? They sure look like a pain when you take a shit.
>>548969828You don't understand man all horse tails have vertebrae going down their full length so that umas can give me tailjobs.
>>548969402what this thread needs is specifically helios and palmer
>>548970023stop being jealous anon
>>548951337>Gets lucky once with my goldshi getting clam jammed>Fukukitaru suffers the same fate twice blame this on the misfortune of your birth
anyone have the december schedule?
>>548969828Grass' butt.. sniff sniff
Gentil wife...
>>548969829choose the rope, niggy piggy
>>548969416charcuterie is the stuff you end up standing around eating at a party that's trying to be fancy but its really not satisfying at all and you keep on looking around for something more filling but there isn't any because the women all think they're too classy and mature to have events where there's pizza present
>>548969829Obviously fine motion
>>548969828My grass acts like this
>>548970023Your Brian doesn't love you enough
need umanko
>>548970209isn't this some kind of harassment?
>>548970558it's not that compressed
>>548970558Be nice, tama couldn't afford better encoding software
>>548970197You again? Begone!
>>548970558deafbwo?
>>548968951you're so nice I feel badwas silly of me to post in the first place, sowwy
>>548969772Uhhh what dis you mean then?
>deleted
ill make the new thread when we get to a high page/pic count
>>548970373>make fine motion level 45/50that is what I was thinking, but I'm not sure if it';s worth it.
>>548970558>[Deleted]
>>548970846Tama is too strong
>>548970719I never leftAnd I will never leave as long as Grass' butt is around to sniff.
>>548970861It's good at 3LB, and there's a rerun coming in a couple months so you can pull that last copy
>>548970896the STRONGEST
>distanced her in her own legends raceThat's kinda sad
>>548971049Why are legend races still so easy? Was JP this bad around the same time?
Danchou hasn't logged in yet aieee
>>548971032sent this image right as i was about to pray for helios to get smited and it cancelled for dupe.....
>>548970945based ass anon
>>548971102It's so that a completely new player can have a chance too
QuicklyBefore the final /uma/ thread ends, post more umanko
orange schizo...?
the gamble it calls to me
>>548971242Does it smell like coffee
Why is she such a crackhead
Lmao get brocked
>>548971303nobody ever became great without rolling a few dice
>>548971102did you not do the first legends? they were pretty rough as newborn torenas
>>548971303Let it ride
>>548971339Don't call her that.
>>548971339cafe would never drink canned coffee
>>548971396Nah I chose Obuhi Fat for my selector and she was made for Taurus so it was chill
>>548971156helios is too strong......
How does someone start uma as a new player after the kitasan rerun is over
>>548971303You wont make it to 1200 if you dont gamble that
>>548971524by either rerolling or never talking to anyone so they don't learn the meta
>>548971524account buying
>>548971372>>548971417>>548971558>>548971558never stop gambling, never stop drinking, umamusume is a luckgod game
>>548971524you wait for MANT
Which way human male.
>>548969828
>>548969402It turns out V.Bourbon doesn't have awful affinity with Palmer so I can justify rolling for her as an easy Groundwork parent for Palmer.
>>548971706grats
bros...
>>548971524just play for fun
>>548971524Kitasan doesn't regin forever
FUCK MY BLUE SPARK LUCK
>>548962493The anime drew her to look younger.
>>548971746yellow
Time to get some new Uma shoes.
Just so I know, spurt + NSM are basically mandatory for golshi right? You can go without pump?
>>548971746Who's the purple woman? She looks cute
>>548971789Huh?
>>548971753Would you suck your wife's weenus?
>>548970747It's ok we all need to vent sometimes. Just remember you aren't completely alone even if we're anonymous. Hang in there.
>use MLB Satono Diamond a lot>quick breather goes into relax>only Cafe learns it innate >no other way to learn relaxI think i gotta give her at least a 10 roll, her unique skill seems pretty interesting, is it strong at all?
>>548971995YesYes
>>548971339>her first coffeecute
>>548972061You probably started after himAnon could have ran those races, but missed out for one reason or another.
bread doko
>gold inspirations are a thing and give way more stats randomlyHUH
>>548971339What does it mean if coffee makes me relaxed?
>>548972245nooshi pull only
>>548970747*plows your bussy*
>>548971826Cheval? where are you touching?
>>548972413>He just found out
>>548972436You have autism
>>548971995pump is shit on the track so you can skip it
ded threadded game
>>548972436it means you have ubercancer and lumps are present in your ovaries
AIEEE BAKER
wtf are you people talking about we're only on page 7 with 25 images left
>>548972830men don't have ovaries tho
Helios would laugh at your small penis
>>548972830*boivaries
make at 24
>>548972413gold inspirations?
>>548971746I want Purple becasue her boobies big!
>>548972909....before sucking it
>>548952791Bakupits O
>>548972906we have the technology, ovarienon
>>548972839its still too early, retard
when dober comes out, I'm just going to run her and nature with all seeing eyes for each CM. that's at least -6% HP right there
Ryan thread?
Dicks out for Ogurin
>>548973120NO someone else make it please
>>548973120i will, in fact, be making a ryan thread, dont worry, just wait a bit more
>>548972889the umanons yearn for bread, feed them
>>548973123I want to fuck her chibi form
>>548973120NO
41 days until my wife
tama tummy
>>548973205nice
>>548973248you mean 54 days
how do I trigger Aoi's dating event, green friendship just like Riko?
>>548972909Other Umas who would do this?
Can /uma/ have a new A+ club called Neighers
>>548973296mmmmmm shlurp
>>548973417All of them
>>548952669I came in second all 3 times
>>548973409nyes, after green it's RNG until she decides to show up
>>548961583Isn't cup size a bit more, uh, interesting than bust size?
>>548973391*46 days
>>548973532>came secondWhat are you, a woman?
>people act like I'm just a paypigging metaslave for wanting XOguri to come out faster>even though she's one of the most popular characters and even got her own season of the show so there are in fact other reasons to want her
>>548973696what site is this?
>>548972245anon who responded to you is retarded, its literally a slightly better golshi ult
>>548971746Who's the bimbo in the middle? Never seen her in any of my unity runs
my cute City
>>548961583women should have concave chests
Are the halloween cards the best support cards we have for awhile? Excluding Kita rerun in Dec.
>>548973746uma.moe
first try with the guts build, not bad. would probably be better if i had power sparks instead of stam
>>548973872My wives
>>548973872omg flower
>>548973926what's the build?
>>548973916>>548973916>>548973916
YEPITS RYAN THREAD TIMETHE BEST THREAD FOR THE BEST GIRL>>548974008>>548974008>>548974008>>548974008>>548974008>>548974008
>>548973696Uma moe adjusted everyones timeline to an earlier schedule wtf happened?
>>548974017bwo... you're late...
>>548974001>>548974017nyo... my Ryan thread...
>>548973926That's pretty much good enough, your wit on that is excellent and with Fall Runner you will keep up in the midgame. As long as you got 800+ power and the proper accel skill its pretty much done
>>548974036The speed has increased again.
>>548974017>>548974107deserved for using a soulless slop OP image
>>548969626the other outfit uses different star pieces.
>>548971746the old lady at the far rightgive her to meeeeee
