Previous: >>548949080>Global Game NewsCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Specials Missions: Half Anniversary Part 2+3Current Rate Up: Rice Shower (3* Alt), Super Creek (3* Alt), Tamamo Cross (SSR), Zenno Rob Roy (SSR), Kawakami Princess (3*), Seiun Sky (SSR), Yaeno Muteki (SSR)12/04 & 22 - Legend Races12/08 - Libra Cup - Kyoto Turf 3000m12/14 - Autumn Event12/18 - Kitasan Rerun12/24 - Fuji Event12/28 - Scorpio Cup - Tokyo Turf 2000mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Christmas Nakayama Festa (3* alt), Christmas Dream Journey (3* Alt), Gold Ship (SSR), Fenomeno (SSR)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timeline>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd season started weekly airings on 10/5>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma storieshttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
teio hate
Teio!
legit funny and creative OP for once
I should be doing my dailies but instead I'm playing around with umaviewer...
>Cucked by her sister againohh nonono boylovers...
A McQueen thread!
I honestly had no idea that mcqueen was such a flattie. Her outfit does a good job disguising it.
>>548973986the actual build has Biko instead of Bakushin but I don't have her MLB
i got cucked out of the thread...nyo....
>>548974083Thought that said underwearfuck dailies and fuck danchou tho
Every day til you like it
>Top fan farmer left for some slave driver club>Everyone doing runs to fill out that void to keep current rankIts nice to see, can we keep it up
lets ditch that ryan thread
>marked
>>548974083>I should be doing my dailies, instead I'm having fun with my waifuBased
>MejiroLOL
>>548974176Look at her story welfare support, even from that art you can tell she's a flattie.
I'm onto you, Tazuna.
>>548974223WTF are you serious?? Why isn't everyone talking about this?
listen /uma/dachis, there are sometimes more important things in life than danchou's fan count.https://youtu.be/qCKhD1vD0dA
>>548974217sorry ryanbro, next time i will be waiting for your thread. thanks op for this one though
>>548974243lol the salty club cope
i just went into the wrong bread
>sovlful mejiro drawing>souless mejiro sloppaeasiest choice of my life
post THAT buena vista image
>>548974496im a retard and didnt look at the image long enough to discern it as ai... i think i need my eyes checked
>>548974176
>>548974025fuck you and die>>548974027<3
Start a family
>>548974425They actually had it even faster before this last update, Sweep Tosho was scheduled for mid May and now it's at the end
surely danchou wouldn't mind if i abandon my runs if the first inspiration doesn't give me long S right
DANCHO HE'S FLATLININGKICK HIM DANCHOUOUR RANK IS GOING DOWN DANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
good evening i hate women
>>548974083
>>548974610She needs to be flat in order to have less wind resistance when rocketing forward at the end
>>548974832why is girls legend still not in concert theater
>>548974694
if I fail an aoharu careerdoes it count as "completing it"?
sorry danchou, new octopath
>>548974997so long as you dont give up, yes
>>548974832>anime builds up Tamamo has their legendary demon of speed Oguri must overcome>in game she's....pretty good, not amazing, definitely not meta.Not what I expected from a horse that won 9 G1s in its lifetime
What's the point of this banner why is everyone hyping it up? Do you have a better shot at 3* because if not what's the point in rolling 5 spechud dupes?
sorry danchou but im playing elden ring this week
>>548974997yes, so long you don't manually quit and delete the run data because that doesnt count
>>548974852Trying to train you to be the strongest and fastest
all chibi posters are niggers
How can Tazuna, a human woman, catch up to an umamusume?
Sorry danchou, I'm playing Silksong! I'm still top 3 though
>>548974223>>548974425Was it during half anni they sped it up>>548974707Im confused what happened with that
>>548975143BASED brian chad!
sorry danchou, metroid just dropped
>>548975169drugs
>>548975169anon...
sorry danchode but songs of syx has a new updatei WILL be playing it all weekend
>>548975074>9 G1swhat?
>>548975074bwo... she only won 3 g1s
>>548975098>"What's the point behind rolling a 0.063% result five times in a row???" (six on average)Well retardo, in the case that happens you can spark any of the 47 characters in that banner
>>548973640FineMo sex
>>548975273>>548975208>>548975105>>548975034AIEEEEEE DANCHOUTHEY'RE FLATLINING!!! OUR RANK DANCHOOOOOOUUUUUU!!!!!
>>548975098You can spark any 3* you want, anon. >>548975292>>548975337Oh my bad, I was looking at the wiki and didn't realize not all of those were G1 because it only uses a different color for the win.
Japan Cup Teio when?
why don't you go to discord with all that danchou dicksucking huh?
hi anons im eating a carrot
YOU FUCKING RETARDS
>>548975615>Borrow runShould have seen it coming
>>548975292>gets 2nd twice>quitstrue small penis energy
>>548975593i HATE carrots
>>548975143my best
>>548975615
What are the odds of failing on the top Riko choice to start dating her? I failed that shit the first two times and never tried it again
sorry danchud but I'm still not done with the checklists in Air RidersGooey main btw
>>548975615>2 draws>1 win>2 lossesgit gud
>>5489757321/2
sorry dancho, i dont want to end up like >>548974436
Is it fine to make McQueen a front runner if she's got S in long but B in front?
>>548975615the strongest
>read up on Oguri Fat>his grandfather was the first racehorse ever made famous via television>he's one of the big reasons Japan actually stopped their fucking retarded rule on barring late entries and foreign-born horsesMaruzensky walked so Fat could run
>>548975679its okay anon, have a banana with me
*flatlines*heh thanks for the carrots suckers
What support banner is worth pulling on?
>>548975867mmmm, bananas
>>548975735Danchud...I'm off to the REAL club of REAL men
>>548975862Its a shame he didn't leave any relevant children to inherit his talent.He only left a lazy horse who likes sleeping behind.
>>548976125I mean he probably would've if he didn't accidentally break his leg on the farm and have to be put down.
I'm still doing my dailies danchou, in fact I've been grinding runs for both this CM and the upcoming one. But you recruited a different anon instead of me...
Daily RaceMoonlighto ShoHai Silence Suzuka
What /uma/ danchou will let me flatline without kicking me?
>>548976203Daily RaceMoonlighto ShoHAI MEJIRO RYAN DES
>>548976175Ouch, I thought he died naturally, poor Ogurin.
How much stamina for CM?
tamamo's son and ogurin's grandaughter horsing aroundhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0hyS4GMlfc
>>548976205Just say you want to talk about Mambos DANCHODE
>>548976175>if he didn't accidentally break his leg on the farm and have to be put downdoesn't matter, that was years after he stopped stud
>>5489763311500 combined stam and guts with 1-2 gold recoveries
>>548976349Day of the crucifix soon
>>548975098If I want to get Suzuka it's this or the paid selector. If I want 2 umas that don't have a banner, then this is the way.
Did the patch affect support events in some way because I swear to god I'm missing so many maestros now. Like I'm doing 3 ssr max and it didn't even start one of them.
>>548976196id?
>WEAK horses get one fracture and die>The INVINCIBLE teio-sama had three fractures and livedHow can other horses even compete?
>>548975615Your trainee didn't even win her race, you have no leg to stand on.
>>548975895Almond Eye
We like Matikanefukukitaru?
>>548976634>TM Opera O got a bad injury in the leg, had to take a year off, then came back to dominate>Tachyon gets an inflamed tendon and they just stop racing him entirely
It's been almost a month since Unity Cup released and I still have no clue how you're meant to get 1200 in any stat in this mode. The whole scenario is design to make you spread your stats as wide as possible.
>>548976729according to the poll yesterday, shes the person with the most fags in this thread
post yfw>turf queens
>>548976338Why don’t they have kids together?
>>548976338someone sure is needy for attention
I want to spread Nishino's flower as wide as possible
>>548976547It's unity more than the patch. There's so much random shit that blocks out the support card events.
>>548976547It's driving me crazy. I've never had so many events fail to complete before. In URA it would happen sometimes but now it's guaranteed that one SSR isn't finishing
>>548976634Unfortunately for horses, if they break their tibia it's over for them. That's the weight-bearing bone, they can't just avoid putting pressure on it (and it's not like the fibula which isn't weight-bearing at all so if it breaks then who cares, you can walk on that). Horses don't understand "you need to stop standing and walking for like 2 months so it can reset and heal"
>>548976827I never see them cause I always pick the middle option for the first unity match
At least Unity Cup has helped me unlock a lot of my trainees' normal endings. I've never lost the URA Finale Finals this often since my first month of playing.
>>548976771alleged 8 fukuposters but its just me. slander i tell you
>>548976765You pray for highrolls (I just bring 4 speed cards and say fuck it)
>>548976547Ive been feeling this too. Thought I was having shit luck
>>548976960Riko's trainees are cracked for career. If you have maxed speed and good other stats you can win without skills, but otherwise you better be spending some of those skill points if you want to win.
>>548976719ok, and for right now?
>>548977075>if you've maxed speedsee >>548976765
>>548977079Kitasan re-run soon
I finally understand the -masen suffix
>>548976827
>>548976729i like the soundfiles people post about her
>>548977079If you mean right this second, nothing. For upcoming:Kita if not MLBFuku Speed banner if you have the carats to MLB itFine Motion banner if you are good on speed cards and want a good wit.
>>548976641I did my best popping 3 bubbles what more can they want
>>548977374parent ryan? or medium ryan?
>>548976885>21cm smaller than meseeeeeeeeeeeeex
Whenever I see someone on /uma/ give bad advice I feel sorry for the sucker who listens to them.
I CANNOT GET A PERFECT GOLSHI ALL OF THEM ARE MISSING FUCKING SOMETHING WHETHER IT BE SPURT, LONG S, MAESTRO CHAIN DOESN"T FINISH, ETC. AND NONE OF THEM CAN WIN A FUCKING PRACTICE ROOM BECAUSE OF ITLONGSLOP FUCKING BLOWS
>>548976882you already lose like 3 event turns at the start of unity and then some more later
>>548977482This but McQueen refusing to get Long S and Maxed Speed
>>548976827>turf queens shows up but i already spent my middle optionwhat even is the difference between top5 vs not-top5 team
>>548977169>Grass Wonder, Hishi Amazon, El Condor Pasa, and Taiki Shuttle are all from Kentucky>only one of them is an American stereotype, and the kind she is has nothing to do with the part of the country she's from
>>548976547>I'm missing so many maestros nowstop using oinker cards
>>548977482I've been getting Long S on any run I'm doing thats not Golshi
>>548977449Glue Ryan
my palms on Palmer's Palmers
>>548977482If you open a practice room right now, you'll win
>>548977619top 5 team gets +50 stats against riko. Just below that gets +30 I think.
>>548977465Nice tits, bro
Is power a fake stat for Libra?
If you just let me beat your little uma in the upcoming CM, torena, maybe I'll let you have your way with me~ No way, are you actually considering it?~ You're so bad, torena.
>>548976125that rule change is a bigger legacy than whatever he could jizz out, and for the 6 horses that won classic races through that
>>548977830teio would say and do this
>>548977829No, there are mountains you need to climb. You don't need 1200 power but at least 800 or you'll walk backwards before the late race.
>>548976729I like her funny screams
>>548977829You need power for the hills
>>548977978doesnt accel negate that
>>548977830Anime Teio wouldn't say this.
>>548977449Im still waiting for someone to slave for Dober parent before making medium aces, but maybe I should wait for dober parent so I can have 2 branches of dober, 1 grandparent of Ryan and 1 borrowed dober for the massive discount but I know game will take ages before giving me some 3*
>>548977859This. The Japan scene would be nowhere what it is today if that rule stayed in place.
where is the Libra guide?
>>548978026This happens before the accel. If your power is really low you'll be too far behind to catch up.You can try putting two umas of the same strategy with no skills but very different power and see how they behave before the late race, it's very clear to see.
I swear she goes out of her way to low roll and have the worst luck in literally every run.
>>548978110theres a To love ru game?
>Tanuki mega diedwhat the FUCK
>>548978149Does the umalator simulate that? so ~800 power is fine
>>548978160
>>548978110Is that Kotegawa Yui? I genuinely love tsunderes, especially if they're not obvious (actually act cold to you). Any umas for this feel?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfjSe65nGQ4
D-danchou no s-stop touching me I'm doing a fan run
What rabi is rabianon working on next?
>>548978174crossover with senran since I got sent to senran wiki
>>548978370he has a long queue afaik
>>548978243Yes. It shows the higher power horse going faster even before late race starts. So you just don't want to die before you proc your accel.
rabianon i hope you make neo universe or fuku one day
>>548978236Opera's personality in the game is just Wada's taken to a comical extreme
i hope for a chiyo rabi too
>>548976278MOMMY I need kisses
85244857CM6
What are these types of Mexican memes for Uma musume called?
>>548978857Curis
>>548978660I love how they portray Opera O. She literally IMPLORES that you give it your absolute all and push yourself to the horizons of your limits just so that can write an even more glorious tale of supremacy. Meanwhile Meisho Doto has big tits
>>548978857beaners
>>548978857i've seen anons in other generals call them "curis"not sure what it means tho
Air Groove or Pearl for a second guts card to go with Urara?
John Cygames where is the Forever Young merch? I want to wear a jacket with Ebayan’s face on the back!
>>548978812Finally looks like a normal room
>>548978926I've heard it's a latinization of Cursed Image (CurI) but idk, I've always thought they were shit because of the amount of unironic watermarks on them, amazing that they caught on and even escaped facebook containment.
>>548978904to be fair that is accurate to Doto. Amazingly chill until it becomes time to compete, then it's like a spark has been lit in him.
>>548978291
>>548975098the point is that you can basically buy the uma you want for 30k carats, in a roundabout way
how are you supposed to know there's a hint behind a unity white bubble
>>548979134that makes sense, a dew are funny but i don't get what 99% of them mean kek
>>548979228second sight
>>548975714>>548975143Mine lacks power, sadly
>>548978812This is my dream to get TopGun to sing Ms Victoria good luck to us f2pbros / low spenders in that room
>>548979228There are no hints behind unity bubbles. The unity bubble itself randomly gives you a hint.
>>548978812Result!
>>548975143I have to get good parents on my side first before I can make a powerful Brian
>>548979509>powerlet wonnice CM umadacchis
How to get ending where I impregnate my Uma?
>>548975732seems like it's a better chance than not to be successful but man, bricking that choice is an instantly crippled run
37176285CM6
>>548979348if you're really gonna try pace, your only chance of winning is a&s too
so is this cm just run end closer or lose?
>>548977482You don't need it
Do people care about this >Scottish lad?
>>5489795681200 in all stats, S in all aptitudes and beat the hidden boss Contrail.
>>548979750Back to the grind, then
Falcotachi no kachi!
>>548979786I think theres a major flaw in pace they're unusable.Late can still win since I won with late during gemini
>>548979834yeppers, no posters though i think
>>548979817bro you just somehow got matched with even worst golshis lul
>charming before make debut racelet's fucking goooo! thanks sweepy!
>>548980056Time for you to lose the first team race
>>548979954id rec END for bancho. Shadow break is good then. Unless you're trying multiple pace, it won't fire if you're in a position to win (a&s)
>Get sent to B Finals>Still get to sing Ms. Victoria
Going to do my first Hayahide career. What am I in for?
>>548979740Result!
It was a very long journey, but the love for my Oshi, Vivlos, pulled through in the end.From the very first day the Oka Sho CM was announced, I vowed to take home all 3 Crowns with Vivlos, and started prepping for Vivlos Solo Ace for the CMs. Perhaps it was reckless, perhaps I was just young and stupid, and that I believed I could take on anything that came my way.Everything was on the line, and running Solo Ace meant that my Vivlos had to be well above everyone elses aces to secure wins in such high stakes environments.I never stopped believing in myself and Vivlos. I knew that once I committed into challenging this dream, I will have to be absolutely certain of victory for Vivlos, and overcome the element of chance. In the end, I won.A lot of things went on that I (obviously) wasn't able to cover in a short 5 minute video, and I think I will eventually come back to my triple tiara run and recap on the strategies I used and the difficulties I encountered, and I do want to share the behind the scenes stuff.With the Vivlos Triple Tiara Arc over, I don't know if I will be able to sustain as much grinding as before, but across these years, I've pretty much achieved everything I wanted to do in Umamusume as a player.The link to the replay of the livestream is in the description.If you want to support me, my Ko-Fi link is in the description. Thank you for taking your time to read this. Glory to Oshi PvPers.Let this video be a record of the Love for Oshi overcoming the Meta In Umamusume.Mr. and Mrs. Victoria,29th September, 2025.
>>548980181I value the Ms Victoria concert more than the carats or platinum title. Perhaps I should purposefully throw then put my S rank umas in for the B final...
>>548980338tldr
>>548980274>"smartest uma">debut race is a mile at C aptitude>hmm what should we do next?>a G1 mileher big ass head is due to radiation poisoning from all the bananas, not because she's smart
Which way human male
So what happens to an Uma when you transfer them?
>>548980338
>>548980391I'm thinking the sameI don't give a shit about longslop so maybe I should just sandbag to B
>>548980530SEX WITH RIKO
>>548980530Riko
>>548980509>not because she's smartI know she can't be smart because she's in the same grade as her little sister.
>>548980564They become the fabled Umasashimi
>>548980530Mei sex
>New Condition: Slow Metabolism
>Get a good run>mood down on literal last turn before finals>lose against zenith so no NSMman...
I am entranced by Hayahide's ears...
>Sweeped team zenith with my B-ranked team>Tazuna launched me from B to S in two turns after trashing them for some reasonI still have no fucking clue how this campaign works
>>548980795her head eclipses first, the rest nowhere
>I'm in demotion range with 531k
What's the point of slaving away for a lucky pace when even my Golshi will SNIPE HER FUCKING WIN
>>548980791
Which Uma is the coolest?
>>548980765I thought your mood didn't matter since your Ace on each race is mood great?
>>548978857Are spics the only ones doing uma maymays? what is the rest of the community doing other than training for CM?
>>548980828it might be some stupid thing like you were stats-wise on the edge of ranking a few stats up and the team rank itself isn't based on stats but the stat rankingsso as you gain the boost you go from the edge of A on some stats to the edge of S (which triggers A) and then into S (which triggers S)I've had it happen sometimes from E to C
>>548980338go away brown no one cares about your shituber
>>548980530I didn't care about tazuna at first, but I've come to realize she's actually incredibly attractive>nice curves>big tits>big ass>nice legs
>>548980530w-why are tazuna and the director crossed out?Also where's Otonashi?
>>548980274
>>548981065I don't think it matters that much but the final 3 turns during ura is less stats to boost without the great mood.
>>548980724
>>548981151>Also where's Otonashi?No pal, no go>w-why are tazuna and the director crossed out?Well...
>>548980530>Which way humanRiko is safe
>get slacker at full energy>3 infirmary visits to clear it off>if I even think about training I lose more turns>run conpletely ruinedFUCK THIS NIGGER CONDITION AND FUCK THE RNG INFIRMARY
>>548980724>>548981286>New Condition: diabetes
>>548980530Aoi for me, I'll give Meek the dad she needs.
Grand?Grand is her weight!
I can't get big stamina...
>>548980875This slander is just propaganda meant to deflect from Seeking the Pearl's colossal cranium and I won't stand for it.
DANBCHODEI think you need to up it to 90M this month. There's no way we can compete with 29/30
How do I effectively use Biwa Hayahide?
DANCHODE HE'S FLATLININGKICK HIM KICK HIIIIIIIIIM
>people are just making S umas with stam reqs by using 4 speed 1 stam and riko with 20% stam what the fuck, if i try that i end up with 700 stam
Hey danchud sorry but basically I'm just not gonna use them... UGH I know..... It's just that I'm not gonna use them is all
When Man Cafe?
>>548981769sameI need to find a better deck because that shits not working for me
>>548981762not true. I did a few suicide oguri runs and got a couple thousand fans
>>548981751break her horn, shove it inside your dick base first and then rape her ad for hayahide idk, dont have her
>>548980530whos that small one with the backpack I want her
>>548981928i have completely given up on the next cm because i just cant get results
Anyone else already tired of longslop? I started making scorpio aces instead.
>>548981839If those are still in your inventory by the end of this month then you're out.
>>548978160She's perfect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8iWc4wlsUMTRACEEEEEEEN!
Shut the fuck up Open Leaguer.
>>548980530>No one wants anshizawa with the giga chad postToo many people traumatized by the needle
>>548981769You can only do that with 20% Umas and only if you high roll and spend burst in Stamina. I bet Cafe would be easy for that strat too
>>548981839basedshow how many TP pots you still have /uma/, if you have less than 50 you're a danchou buttslut
>>548982201I have 0 and use carats to refill
>>548982165Honestly I don't know if I can win open league with my b rank Golshi because she's so outdated. But it's that or train a graded Golshi that I know will lose.
Who the fuck is danchode?
How long until an uma you really want comes out?
10 runs using gutsmaxxing deck and this is the best one I've managed... I'm so close to the god run I can feel it
>>5489824503 days
>>548982450
>>548982450nakayama festa in like a year I guess...
>reach 1k speed with silence suzuka>Bwhat the fuck? Every other stat was C...Do fans matter in terms of rating?
>>548982450about 4 months
>>5489824502 Years
>>548982450Air Shakur in a few months
>>548982673heh
>>548982095how come Ines Fujin gets two versions?
>>548982450Too long.
>>5489824509 months
>>548982953Two VAs
>>548982450Like 3 months
Why is Super Creek so cute?
>>548982450I already got my wife, I'm not tempted by some future horse meat.
>>548982095https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YihK5xtp630
>>548982450Cafe is soon, and then Dream Journey is uh...Very
>>548983486she gets mogged by the beast
>>548983475our girl is that far out?
What's the relationship between Sakura Chiyono O and Maruzensky?
>>548982201I have none and it's from grinding parents to no avail. I play because it's fun I didn't even notice I was a top earner until people complained about flat liners and I was curious of my own fans
>>548983442GEE ANON HOW COME YOUR UMA GETS TWO VAS?
>>548982450The only one I will actually save enough to hit pity for is SiriusAnything else gets whatever scraps I'm holding at the time
>>548982450A while.
>>5489824503+ years
I'm getting hit with migraine and mood down from lowrolls all day. I'm playing sc bw after this last run cuz it doesn't look like it's going anywhere either
Have you built a good Mayano (wedding) yet?
symboli
>>548984126I'll do it for next CM
is left really stronger? the umalator still says she wins most of the time by one length, but i choked that run and it has no NSM compared to the right run i just did
>>548983751>reddoto
Why must you be 4 years away
>>548984221
>>548983631Two months and a week ackchyually, I just checked
>>548984221>you
>>547579280here you go>>548978370will be working on brian next, just finished this one>>548978608>>548978667i will add them to the backlog
>>548984341Yeah, it’s one of those days, I’m not going to try to defend it
>>548984197Long S is thta strong
>>548984197get the one with NSM. This cm is all about who can activate NSM first.
Amazing! Mission complete. That right there is why you're the best Boss. The one and only.
It's cold so I have to wear hot wooly gloves but I also wanna jerk off. I don't want cum on my gloves. Solutions to my problem?
>>548984432thank you for your service rabianon, do you have any place you dump them in or are they just released onto threads?
>>548984543Is he unemployed
>>548984597take your gloves off to jerk off, the heat of your penis will keep you warm while you do it, cum on your hand then put your gloves back on
>>548974219danchou was demanding sex from all the toreinastodaywhat do?
>>548984543DANCHOU, THEY POACHED OUR MEMBERS
>>548983486Being cute is just in her nature
>>548984716Nice feet
>>548984543What is this, a new bot or an ultra fan slave paid 0.02 cents an hour
>>548984770uma milkers...
>>54898245046 days
>>548984543he forgot to turn cheat engine
>>548984543I'll never get players who do this. Are they unironically spending jewels TO get jewels monthly?
>>548984889smallpp
>>548984989It's not about the carats bwo
>>548984770I love her.
>>548975143I have a Golshi with almost exactly your stats (1170 speed, 1050 stam, 1050 power), but FUCKING CREEK NEVER FINISHED HER EVENT CHAIN SO I ONLY HAVE ONE GOLD RECOVERYFUCK THIS GAMEFUCK THIS GAMEFUCK THIS GAMEFUCK THIS GAMEMY BEST GOLSHI RUN BY FAR THE BEST I'LL GET RUINED BECAUSE FUCKING CREEK DIDN'T FUCKING FINISH HER GODDAMN EVENT FUCK THIS GAME
>>548984989congrats. I diagnose you as autism lite.
>>548984989Career pays for itself
>>548984641i have thishttps://mega.nz/folder/Au10FJBL#ifquZCBkg2UkxVpc8GFtVw
>>548982450Years
28037059 libra room need to test something
>>548985208>Career pays for itselfHow?
>>548984989this >>548985208 but unironically
funny run but no maestro or curv event...
>>548985076So just Go-home?...My condolences
Who the fuck uploaded me to the site?
>>548985330it costs 10 carats to start a run and you've got a small chance to get 10 carats off race rewards which is is likely to happen at least once when you're farming fans off races.
>>548985448me
>>548985371UWAAAAAAAAAAAAA TAISHIN
>>548984432rabianon i appreciate your work but dont feel too rushed to make them
>>548985484>chance to get 10 carats off race rewardsIs it only on G1 races? I never knew you could get carats.
>>548984992
>>548985291results
If I have 1000+ stam, do I need two golds..? Seems like overkill
>>548985642double rewards on top of the over all increase from 11/11. i think it's guaranteed for distance wins
>>548973916I wholeheartedly approve of this image.
>>548985746The 2nd gold most of the time is just for when the other one whiffs
>>548985746What's your wit and guts? The issue isn't using them both it's high chance one will whiff. I think you need closer to 1150 500+ guts for one goldhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mr2axwXgGj4&t=630s
>>548984543DANCHO THEY POACHED OUR HIGHEST EARNERAIEEEEEEEEEEE
>>548986025I'm on their waitlist tbdesu
>>548985804>>548985934That's fair>What's your wit and guts377 and 352 lolI'll play it safe and take 2 golds
>>548985609i feel like i've been slacking a bit though
>4◎ 1◯unbelievable..
Can I sub stamina eater for a gold recovery?
Not a fan of ningen manko.
>/uma/ is THIS slowDare I say, longslop?
>>548986495it recovers the same as a white heal
>>548986464Hey Faggots,My name is Silence Suzuka, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass Curren pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any umanko? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of casual f2pers because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to AI of Reddit Tachyon.Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was from Team Sirius and then Team Spica and won the Takarazuka Kinen. What races have you won other than the debut race? I also get have Great Escape and have a bangin Toreina (he just came in my umanko; shit was SO cash. You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.Pic Related: It's me order KFC with my Toreina.
>>548986572there's nothing to do except jerk off
>>>/lgbt/41899588Why are Operafags like this?
I WANT MANHATTAN CAFE.I WANT HER I WANT HER I WANT HER I WANT HER I WANT HER I WANT HER I WANT HER I WANT HER I WANT HER I WANT HER I WANT HER I WANT HER I WANT HER I WANT HER I WANT HER I WANT HER I WANT HER I WANT HER I WANT HER I WANT HER I WANT HER I WANT HER I WANT HER I WANT HER I WANT HER I WANT HER I WANT HER I WANT HER I WANT HER I WANT HER I WANT HER I WANT HER I WANT HER I WANT HER I WANT HER I WANT HER I WANT HER
>Lose Debut Race>Draw on first Unity Race>Didn't get Riko date before Classic>Fail Riko event afterwardsShould I just scrap this run?
>>548986572I found a SOULful way of using Golshi in the next CM (public room confirmed) but I'm not spoiling or some turboautists here may counter it, so I'm just monitoring /uma/.Not as autistic as pic tho.
CloverClub has room for some anonsID = 827435138
>she keeps losing her career races that i have to extra shitty races just to keep the fan requirementswhat the fuck is going on with this run aaa
>>548986820Funnily enough I do know an Operafag who is also a troon. That aside, more of those kind are taking notice of that one portion in Kawakami's career where she tells some boy that he can be a princess too.
>>548984357hopefully my carats will be ready for that glorious moment
>>548986572There must be a jiggie running somewhere.
>>548986904Bejita prefers umas like Taishin and Believe tho
>have a great run>1 guts, 1 turf, 1 white (race)
>>548981085haven't started it yet. Just finished S3 and watching NTR's movie now
ah, brian was my first S rank...
>>548987294No people just hate long
>>548986710This made me laugh more than it should have. Thanks anon.
>>548987634She loves (You)
>>548987341Actually he's a Tamamo fan
How many regal-themed "ruler" type umas are there (JP included)?>King Halo>Air Groove>Symboli Rudolf>TM Opera O>Sirius Symboli>Duramente>Dream Journey (?)>Cesario>Durandal>Orfevre>Fenomeno>VerxinaWho am I missing/who did I mislabel?
>>548986572I've given up training for long. I'll just go with the best one I've trained
>mogs you in looksmaxxing
>>548987891Monarch bros...
>>548987991Even her dress design is evil (whore)
>>548987634huge gratz, brianfag! nearly had my first today as well, except with luna.
Notice no flowers for the whore
>>548987991Curren-chan would do this
>>548987891>left out the MonarchGo do some more brain exercises, double jet
>>548987991Curren is SEXXMAXXING
>>548987991Who's those other two hotties next to Curren?
>>548987991TOPCUN
>>548987238she comes out at a very unfair time. All of this in the same month...just.
>>548987891Not all of them are regal though>OperaClown>SiriusHandsome aristocrat>Dream JourneyGothic noble>SaberKnight>FenoP*lice>Duramente/VerxinaIdk but they're not regal themed
Is King Halo’s career supposed to be kicking my ass
>>548988006>>548988136>>548988257Looks like I still have a lot to learn...
>>548982450I really want Jordan but I also want NY Opera O, I'm thinking I should just wait for the all-uma banner to spark one of them there and pray I got the other from spook
>>548988329she has one of the more annoying careers as a newfag
>>548988329nyes
>>548988197TOP CU(RREN CHA)N
>>548988329Her career is one of the most difficult next to Taishin. Late Surgers and Ends tend to have a harder time in general because 18 horses racing and getting blocked.
>>548988329Don't cry little newfriend, in 13 days you're going to show King Halo's mother the power of her daughter and your MLB Kitasan
>tier list said Eishin Flash was S-tier GFE>play her story and career>barely any romantic undertones, not anymore than, say, Bakushin’s campaign>pic related is the peak of itI went to pity for this? What the fuck, who made that dogshit tier list?
Is it explained in Brian's career why she is the Vice President?
>>548988516>using late in career
>>548988329Yes, that’s part of what makes it kino and kingu so great and a real bad ace
>>548988593You get to enjoy happy holidays with her
>>548988593>who made that dogshit tier list?chinks but why did you go to pity if you didnt like the charayou also get to preview their first 4 stories so that should have given you a taste
>>548984197Long S and also hitting the power threshold for extra speed bonus, the left will be more consistent at beating shitters but will lose to umas that proc NSM
>>548988593>romance (german)What were you expecting?>What the fuck, who made that dogshit tier list?some chink
mambo voice very cute
>>548988693The first four parts looked promising, with you meeting her parents and all. I thought it was leading somewhere, but after finally unlocking Chapter 7, I was let down.
>>548988593Literally every time the chink and JP for (You) tier lists were posted people called out how bad it was. I'm pretty sure those retards literally made those lists based off on fan works.picrel. People keep saying Shakur hates (You) and completely doesn't care about you when her final story is admitting she thought you might have had ulterior motives but you just honestly care about her, and ending the story by watching fireflies with you.
autofill is fucking with me
>>548988972She's not for (You) if she doesn't start immediately heart eyeing you and start sucking off your dick.Simple ast. chinkt. gookt. jap
>>548989023Yeah. I've seem to notice that auto-fill always put Eishin in the most shitty places. Like putting her in long when her stamina is shit and no recovery instead of putting her in medium
gn, I better see some partying here tomorrow
Is this one of those "1st place only" moves or does it work in 2nd too?
>>548988593Yeah, Eishin a shit.
>>548987991A white wedding dress is to symbolize the purity of the bride.
>>548989334https://gametora.com/umamusume/skillshttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1oB3eTvKqREtJDWJL0q80O_VjBcpOmRl5xE0z5fZKgFY/
>>548988972Shakur is low on the list because she's ugly. She's only for you if you have low standards
Has anyone here tried summer spe for the CM? She can pretty easily be an endhow have the runs felt for (You)?
>>548988972I never understood those tierlists given that someone like Mayano is constantly on your dick asking for a date or wanting to be with you but she was like C tier or something??
>>548989334the wording leads me to believe its 1st
>>548989107Why are they like this? I remember someone posting about some korea/jap gacha fans seething hard because the girls in that gacha paid more attention to some shota instead of the gachafag self-insert
Oh yeah, I'm about to buhi out
Is Mayachi for (You)? She seems to crave for my dick but also focused about racing
I got 20m already I can take next week off right danchou
We're 3 months from MANT bwos
>>548989496STI screening appointments with this horse
Does oonige Suzuka only function is to give a chance for NSM to proc for pacer/front in the rabbit strat? I'm using Pacer Daiwa for example, her ult can proc on 1st or 2nd position so a runaway isn't really necessary?
>>548981085Why did they cover Riko's ass, but not Spicaman's? Are mexicans gay or something?
>>548989550>girls fr*ntline Chinks having a nuclear meltdown because their chinese robotwife gets a single fan letter
>>548989646>romance chart>doesn't include creek at all
>>548989825>Are mexicans gay or something?They love DBZ
>>548989587Both. Trainer is the first adult she's ever wanted to keep all for herself in a romantic way but her feelings are one sided as Trainer only passively goes along with most of her whims like any normal adult would to avoid breaking her heart.
>>548982450Right now, but my account is perma-bricked if I don't double spark KSB.
>>548989617If you can do 20m this week then you can do 25m next week.
Free-ticket pullThere goes my luck
>>548989860>romance chartit's a story type chart>doesn't include creek at allbecause the anon that made it has not read through everything (or has forgotten the story and needs to re-read it) and nobody contributed the placement on the chart for her
>>548990129>free-ticket
>>548989646>last update: 17/20/2025???
>>548979134>>548978926esl latinx here, i can explain you see "curi" is actually short for "Curifeos" which is short for "Curiosos Feos,(Curious Ugly)" which is a facebook group dedicated to memes founded by streamer "cavifax" since 2016-7 and they are basically responsible for most of the memes and humour used in the latinx community, it wasn't until some offshoot of them started calling the badly drawn character over templates "curis",that it got its meaning they arent some centralized thing being spread around various groups, with the og "curis" deeply resenting those who use the word "curi" for any meme edit as normies
>>548982450>14.5 months
>>548990229 c-cute...
>>548990219Unemployed ahh lore
>>548990218eastern yuro calendar, they count weeks rather than months
>>548990218Oops, I meant 1/7/20/2025
>>548990219>word gets popular with normies>said normies think its funny and use it for themselves with a completely different meaning>word and meme now loses meaning tale older than time
>>548988593I thought she dragged you onto a plane to Germany so her parents could force you into an arranged marriage. Was I bamboozled?
>>548989690>3 months to EoS bwos
>>548985757not guaranteed for distance wins but you have a chance
This game would be better if the umamusume were centauresses.
>>548990609actual horse umako!
>>548990609based two-vaginas enjoyer
>>548989550They're just addicted to female characters that easily fall for them on sight who are obsessed only with them. Any other male character gets involved with them then they instantly think of NTR.
>>548990532>Oh looks like its gonna rain>I hate you, your deck is -1, and you will die a virgin.Why does she play hard to get?
>>548990219that's interesting, it's funny how they reached us, i mean i know people from everywhere check this place, but these curis get posted a lot more recentlythank u
>>548990609i want to umapyoi with a centuaress so bad bwos
our hero
>>548990609This game would be better if it had more mommies.
>>548990721That's just a woman thing
>>548990786I can't wait to see his uma designI hope he really runs in arima next year
>>548990609I'll settle for big Umas
Soon........
Japan Cup competition is looking stiff.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXZlJGoK78A
>>548989816She can live if you go full stam+guts. Problem is you need fast learner + extra races to get her enough mid race skills to be running far enough that no one can catch up to her, all while high rolling.
>>548989994>>548989587Mayano mostly suffers from being a year one umaIf she was released today on JP then she'd be a lusty demon riding your dick with trainer actually reciprocating her feelingsSame for Falco, Falco is eternally cucked because she's a year one uma and they really didn't want people to lewd or romance the horsegirls
>>548990119but we're just a rank A club...
>>548990609I would no longer be sexually attracted to my uma. Can we just make the umas taller instead?
>>548991032Please consider the following.
this game needs more upskirts
>>548980338not reading all that. happy for you thoughor sorry that happened
Is Strum und Drang worth getting with Hishi Amazon? Are there any inheritance skill that is good for her?
>>548991106giwtwm
>>548991131Urara wouldn't say this
>>548991292yeah
>>548991292No. If for cm6 not really sp going to be tight just get spurt, No Stopping Me and umastan if you can
>>548990794Playing Creek's career really feels like that
Now that guts is better than stam I'm going to transfer all my stam spark parents and replace them with guts sparks.
https://news.sp.netkeiba.com/?pid=news_view&no=315266Only 9 horses registered for Asahi Hai
>using my shitty one-off image as OPDelete this right nowI do not consent!
>be living under a rock, haven't browsed /vg/ in months>click /uma/ and leave tab open the whole day>"damn just 50-ish posts? /uma/ fell HARD">go back to the top>/umaJP/lol brainfart moment, glad to see this stinky stable is still active
>>548991001God imagine if they ever rewrite Mayano's story and she becomes even more semen demon
>>548991417I've gotten Uma Stan from inheritance a lucky amount of times in her runs so that's good.
>>548982450Mambo and Kitasan BlackI don't know if I can afford to pull for them, though :{
>>548986214you are doing a great job
>>548991556EoS
>>548991556Do you think being added to the game is used as a prize incentive?>If you win X amount of races with Y amount of fan support and publicity, we'll work with you to get your horse added to the game or anime
>>548991556The people want Hanshin Juvenile Fillies!
>>548991556Filly supremacy
>>548991562Let this be a lesson to always slap a "Do not reupload. Not for AI training." watermark on your artwork.
>>548991556is asahi hai fs always doomed to be unpopular?>fillies will go to jf instead>2 yos looking to compete in the classics will race in HOPELESS
>>548991556Just like CMs!
>>548991556Maruzensky...
This is the run
>>548991556>>548991770Why not enter a really strong horse in Asahi to snipe an early G1 and build up hype then?
>>548991891I cast bad support card RNG onto you
Hate how this CM is just praying Goldship procs and wins. I can't rely on the other two winning over other Golships at all
>>548991891I remember the last one of those I got
>>548991506FiMo sex
>>548991891no senior summer speed rainbows for you
>>548992012
Fine Motion can't get pregnant right? So I can cum gallons of semen in her and I don't need to take responsibility?
>>548991994I'm thinking about how I can make debuffers that target Goldships exclusively. Wouldn't know where to start with that outside of just Max Wit Nice Nature
>>548991938What if you job and lose embarrassingly>no 2000m experience for satsuki sho>no g1>no purse
>>548991938FS is 1600m just like JF so fillies don't enter because they have their own version while hopeless being 2000m is better as a prep and mesure for colt classic races so most FS entries are the horses that aren't suited to classic distances and will most likely stay in mile racesI personally think that a sprint G1 and a dirt G1 would both be good additions to junior year races
>>548992215Yes
>>548992048>that lookYup I'm gonna straightaway spurt inside.
Where can I find a list of balance changes for the 2nd anniversary?
>>548991339Urara is evilUrara would say this
>>548992501on the usual site
>>548991556>Equinox’s sister Exceed is still recovering from injury>Grass Wonder’s great grand daughter Marga skips Hanshin JF>Croix's little brother skips Hopeful Stakes>Chrono’s son Bereshit skips Hopeful Stakes but will run in the Erica Sho instead (fever derailed original schedule)
>>548992584...I don't know what that is. There was a spreadsheet of 1st anni balance changes and I'm wondering if there's an equivalent for the 2nd.
>>5489925942 year old races looking pretty grim this time around…
>>548992268>>548992371Isn't Tulip Sho the practice race for Satsuki?
>>548991948>>548991995>>548992018Owari da. Welfare Makween agemesen'd me the cooldown
>>548992714Tulip Sho is a trial race for Oka Sho
TEI TEIO
I want sakura chiyono O to chiyo chiyo chiyo chiyono o on my dick
>>548992714should be yayoi sho
I hate crushing dreams in career...
No one asked.
>trainee gets afflicted with slacker right before summer before I can heal>trainee slacks off every. single. summer. turn.This time I’m really going to do it.
I like these two together
>>548993194just rest. summer rec cures or at least a good chance to
>>548992048fat butt ramen addict
>>548974217Ryan was a sleeper hit for me. Never thought much of her at first, then my bootleg B-tier one fucking dusted everything in Open Leo Cup and proceeded to snag the final win in Virgo Cup too. Her ult plus Shooting Star turns her into a goddamn ICBM
I feel like the playerbase count is slowly bleeding. I hope Kitasan rerun fixes that
There are some really plain uma
>>548993232orange horse good nyes nyes
>>548993249I will keep this in mind, thank you
>>548993376Eishin FlashYeppersGrass
>>548993094I asked though
post that one mayano yoshhh ikuyoo
>get skin troubles>went from good to badWhat the fuck it can go down 2 levels. You mean I have to deal with this on a usual basis during MANT?
>didnt finish kitasan chain>didnt finish rice chain>failed 2 under 10% fail trainingshave you seen a worse runalso guess her spark
>>548993557yeppers but you also get mood up fixes
>>548993376I love Yeppers the best
>>5489935923* blue for sure, they always come from the most fucked up runs
>>548993596This feels like torturing your honse and I can't help but feel bad about it
i want to umapyoi umapyoi
>>548993592
Is this good enough if the grandparents have spurt?
>>548993838it's very good, yes.
>>548993838>humble braggingStop being a faggot.
So are wit or guts useful sparks at all?
>>548993293She is also good for Libra. She does not need power because hitting 100% full power pump + NSM turns her into a rocket. Only people who have HealGrass can build her for Libra though.
>>548993704MANT is not very popular for a lot of reasons, putting your honses through hell is one of them.
>>548993918if the whites are good enough, yes
>>548993747Evil creature.
>>548993838half chance of getting spurt on grandparents
>>548993994Her evil knows no bounds
i stole fuku-chan's shoe
>>548993747>>548993994>>548994070
They only just added Kawakami Princess and now it's like only her dolls are in the claw machine
Yes, I'm Nice Nature's trainer, how could you tell?
>got all event rewardsNYOOOOOOOOOOOI DON'T WANNA STOP USING X2 TP
>>548993747god DAMN inari is stacked
1* WitI hate parent runs I hate parent runs I hate parent runs I hate parent runs
can you beat his ace
>>548994174yeah that witlet isnt activating the recoveries and dying
>>548993984>putting your honses through hell is one of them.I guess I'll have an excuse to finally use meta honses after evading them since forever.
>>548994193This artist sure loves Mr. CB
>>548994149>2* long>2* groundworkthats good still??
>>548994116
>>548994262He wrote paragraphs on his twitter about how much he loves her
>>548993592Yes, Goldship failed two 4% trainings in the same run for me last night and I threw a big melty about it here.
>>548994130Game recognizes game.
>>548994249how much wit do you need?
>>548994270Yes I love getting 7 Wit off of an inspiration. If it had URA finale it'd be passable, but nobody bothers gambling on Groundwork sparks unless it's the full package when baka tori gives groundwork for free.
>>548994403Grass seems to be retardo alright
why is this child trying so hard to get into my pants? i just want to do my job, not to go to the police!
>>548994174>399 int>1195 spdeasy as fuck
>>548994471no one is using falco SRR on ace runs bwo...
>>548994403I need to bite that tummy
>>548994419901
>>548994174Did his twink boyfriend VF made that for him again
>>548994419400 min the more the better but most won't get over that without great legacy, deck and luck
>>548994174>unruffled
>>548994479>i just want to do my jobDo you realize that that turns them on?
>>548994383And the absolute madlad creates these gorgeous 4 panel artwork with each panel being its own comic. Devotion is too weak of a word to call whatever he feels for Mr CB
>>548994257>his uma doesn't push through the painhttps://youtu.be/hqmxGvmrOi8
>people realize that rabbit tactic might be a legit wincon vs ends>all public rooms now have at least 2 ooniges that kill each other>ends won because of thisFuck this
>>548994149Me too.
>>548994523I used pre-buff Falcon SSR for my cm3 front pasa.. Looking back at this, what was I thinking with my deck choices. It's a miracle this Pasa had a good performance
>>548994383>>548994601I don't care an awful much for CB, but I always adore seeing waifufag artists like this, it's so damn fun, plus it always results in tons of great art.
>>548994121I put all those dolls in there. I just want people to know how great my wife is. Sorry.
>>548994523Doesn't seem like a terrible card if you're making a front, might as well borrow when you've got an MLB Kita+wit bourbon+sweep. Anything that brings some consistency is going to be nice.I guess I could use this to help spark farm a better parent which means I'm four generations out and now that I said that I want to kill myself.
>>548994590Unruffled is a little bit risky but it works for next CM and would work even more if you put it on Goldship
>>548993592Why did you even bother using he she, just race her with different styles bro
>>548994818you would be using 1 slot solely for groundwork lowering your other stats
>>548994907rice build wants another power card with stam bonus
How reliable unruffled if there's like 5 or more end closer? I can't handle another layer with Mcqueen agemasen after spurt, long S and stat RNG.
>>548994907i forgot about her 'secret' event when making the deckalso, surely i can win a 18%
>>548994907What is happening here?
>>548995087Bwo...your stats...
>>548995087It's actually reliable. Just pray your end doesn't decide to stay at 9th place then you wont proc it
>>548995116they are enjoying some nice popsicles
>>548995087Iron Will is the most reliable for ends I feel like
hello /uma/nons i just made dinner
>>548995263Iron Will CAN still activate early race. Unruffled is still better
>>548994623
>>548994909It's still a decent power card and eliminates an essential roll from needing to be done. You aren't wrong that there are better choices but I think given we don't have infinite time being able to eliminate a very big part of RNG out of the gate is pretty big deal. She can also give that navigation skill that doubles your chances of zooming to the front. She ain't the worst choice if the rest of your cards are up to par. Kita+Sweep+Halo, then Riko and bird and another good power card (vodka/bourbon SR? Rice?) might be worth doing but I don't have all the numbers for bonuses. 60 mood effect and 15/10 race fan bonus is nothing to shake a stick at.Of course we'd love to have 3* groundwork on both parents with a billion affinity but I ain't living in that reality.
>>548995152The run is so fucked. I lose to mejiro despite full circle and they're on the middle too.
Good evening I hate ningens may Allah bless you
>>548995087Pretty sure you die even with both procs. Would have needed 2 more whites or superior heal + white
>>548995114
>>548995296wacha eating anon?
>>548995296
>>548995325Amazon wouldnt do this
>>548994121Haha…crazy right?
>>548994907The faces are a bit weird but those exposed navels bwos...
>>548995394I know that. It's my first run, I need to verify that before entering the closer Rudolf mines.
>>548995361just lower your standards and take the parent with 2* groundwork and a terrible blue spark so that you don't have to waste one of the six cards that define your run on smart falcon.
>>548995460sausage and eggs, i just woke up from a nap so i was too lazy to make anything big
>>548994143
>>548995524I want this too but also for Neicha, instead all I see is spechuds
>>548995325Amazon would do this
>>548995489anon..
Thoughts on running Pace Seiun?
>>548995524
>>548982450Two months.
We don't like Kawakami, right guys?
>>548995761Terrible. Fought one the other day and does nothing. My own front seiun killed all the paces
>>548995784How is his fingers not broken?
>>548995850Solo front seiun?
When the fuck will they allow me to pat the honses instead of click = new voiceline
To get all the carats from trophies, I basically just have to do URA and throw away a career doing races, yeah? Can I do this all in one go or should I waste TP on multiple runs? How bad are the consecutive race penalties?
>>548995761Pace chasers are useless, no clue why anyone keeps suggesting them.
I like Kawasaki Princess
>>548995892Rabbit sex flinging with runaway suzuka
>>548995831I'm sexually attracted to gorillas unfortunately.
I'm gonna sit on my witlet, one of them powerlet, no long S aces until CM and panic only when the day comes
>>548995961Native Pace Chasers are the cutest umas in the game.
>>548996024Why do you like brutes?
>>548995951You need to won so I doubt you can do everything in one swoop. Jobbing notion is always there. Not to mention the schedule clash.
>>548995951You cant do it all on one run because some races are locked behind schedule or via track condition (eg dirt medium) depending on your uma of choice
2nd ace can't cap speed either rerun kitasan NOW
>>548995937You can head pat them in the crane game
>>548995961What is the thing or patch that makes Pace Chaser good outside of Taiki in JP server?This shit is impossible in Global server
>>548976729I love my orange wife
>>548996132Your nsm bwo? Whats with the spam ult inherits? Golshi doesnt need one
>>548996192JP has 5000 acceleration skills for every situation
>>548996132>no Spurt>No NSMThis was glue regardless
>>548996110nta but the few girls that ever liked me during school liked to punch me, i grew to like it
>front is so bad bro impossible to play>pace is so bad bro impossible to play>late is so bad bro impossible to play>end is so bad bro impossible to playmake up your mind niggers
>>548995989How do fronts win without Suzuka
>>548996348>>548996336First long S in 6+ runs and it was the one I lost against riko's team
>>548996362What an interesting game the only winning move is not to play.
>>548996359Bro...
>>548996367They dont. At least for this CM. Wait for the next one.
>pop guts>these 2 brats gives me thisI fucking swear.
>>548996367Without Suzu you need 2 GOAT front runners, which is quite difficult to pull off. It's not impossible tho.
In 7th grade there was a cute girl who sat next to me in science class. One day when we were doing those onion cutting microscope project she leaned her head near me to grab a glass and I got to sniff her hair.It was fucking nasty. I think that's when I decided 2D was better.
>>548996537You need someone like Kitasan to dominate front. Year 1 front umas fucking suck outside of Suzuka
>>548996506You could say that they both have the same strategy ;)
>>548982450like 4 years
>charming, fast learner, long S, turf S>6 training lockouts>4 speed but they all fucked around in guts>kitasan and creek popped their first two events in Junior year and stopped showing up>bubbles kept giving medium skillsI had better results with 3 Speed + Amazon/Rice/Riko.
>>548996537did one anon here have two good fronts?
>>548996773No...not the comedy workshop...
>>5489968181lb Biko is bad bwo...
>>548996824I think some anon won /uma/ lobbies with s.maru a few threads back
>>548996818Genuinely cursed, I'd be so pissed
>>548996824Dunno, I found training 2 too difficult so I just gave up and am using debuff Suzu. I still haven't even managed to make a single SMaru with S long and a proper statline
>>548996818your fault for using goldshit
You guys are sick.
nothing to oisu about
After running a few tests with oonige suzuka to see if higher wit matters in an end closer, it does not, gold ship still wins 8/10 times
>>548997258you're still gambling with rabbit suzuka bullshit right? 2 fronts is more consistent
>>5489969451Lb Biko is serviceable. Just make sure she's up to orange before the first summer
>>548997295yeah, but supposedly oonige lobbies favor higher wit end closers, in my tests it did about fuck all
>>548997339>>548996818I think I don't know how to play the game, I barely hit those statlines with same cards all MLB
>>548995810
>>548997469Then you don't deserve the rights for kitasan
>>548997535I really need to sleep. I thought she was lifting her skirt up from the thumbnail even though I've already seen this webm countless times
>>548997218fully sick
Chat are we dead? Did everyone quit?
Its crazy how they made the perfect uma with Taiki.She's just a precious ball of sunshine that always makes me feel warm and fuzzy when she opens her mouth.
>>548990721have you tried not being a retarded faggot?
>Curren Chan>Nishino Flower>Sweep Tosho>Mayano Top Gun>Haru UraraThese shall be my TT aces.
>>548995748Sex with fukuposters
This is a pointless autistic complainpost.I really hate Riko Kashimoto's date unlock event. It's just such a dick move event all around.option 2 sucks. guts sucks. even with the buff its still a stat you largely ignore. It's On is super good and if you're planning to take it you really want those 51SP worth of ramp up hints. You really want to take Option 1 but if it fails your run is over, your borrow wasted.option 3 sucks. In what world would anyone give up on all the power of mood control, safe recovery, and stats offered by her dates just to get lone fucking wolf?Even dumber, the story reason you fail option 1? the fucking weather. If it's a sunshiney day she does stamina training and then you sex the out of shape hag, but if the skies dare be cloudy she just fucks off. She doesn't hate you. You don't turn her down. She just doesn't want to get rained on, and that's enough to make her never talk to you ever again. Hello writers have you ever heard of a rain check? because that's what this literally is. "its gonna rain can we still date but just on a not rain day? cool see you next tuesday". They could make failing option 1 trigger another event you have to RNG into, reducing your odds of completing the "date before new years" subquest. Sounds fair to me.Really though who thought 3 lone wolf hints was a good reward for shooting yourself in the foot? Option 3 should be telling her to know her limits and take a break and reward a big energy restore and 3 hints for a recovery skillTL;DROption 2 needs to be just a little juicier. Like make it 9 stam 9 guts 1 skill hint instead of 18 guts and fuck all.Option 1 success is fine as isOption 1 fail should still unlock dating but just give fuck all besides that.Option 3 should give way more payout for intentionally giving up on dating.
>>548989495her unique requires being 6th or ahead to activate, which sucks if everyone is end. other than that she's just like any other copium end
>>548998151I've been waging
>>548997951
>>548998182Yes, its boring and doesn't get me energy.
>>548998151we are the third fastest thread in the board right now, I guess 4chan is dead
>>548998241I agree
>>548998151I'm flatlining until kita rerun
Is Gatekept useful in this CM?
running long is too hard as f2p
>>548998241>How about building up your stamina first (option 1)>fails because of weatherI would understand if she fucks up very hard while playing or failed until the end but nyo
Newbro here, why is highlander bad for ends?
>>548998450thanks bwo i feel hecking valid now.
Bwo. Urara expansion doesnt work... Does he know?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_ponWYWWBgwow spechan in real life was so cool, why did they give her such a milquetoast characterization in the game?
>>548998171shut up murrifat
Welp, I just fell in love with another traineeGoodnight /uma/
>>548998241>guts sucksguts is pretty good actuallywhat actually sucks and is a huge bait is ramp up, being one of the few early-mid race velocity skills not buffed in the balance patch, the base 1.8 second duration on top of being conditional makes it very weak for its SP cost.Clicking riko's top event is a dumb gamble and only makes sense from the energy gain perspective if you're an irredeemable gambler
>>548998629it isn't, but there's lots of nuances to acceleration that might make it less useful for them if it procs early race. I can give you the full course but I'd have to type up a wall of text you probably don't want to read.
>>548998973What if i tell you that do want to read it
>>548998241>It's On is super goodNot really, it only lasts 1.8s. Pretty much any corner/straights white skill is better for the SP
>>548998650>he doesnt knowhttps://youtu.be/aedKn62Obuc
>>548998949>>548999045If it's so bad, why do people say to get it during Unity?
>>548999265Nobody says that. NSM is the one you get
>>548999265it's always an option if you get nothing betterbut you usually have the option of getting something better
>>548999265What people? Every other advice about this game is dogshit.
Guys can I have a (You)?
>>548999404Yes my first-rate jobber
>>548999297now i know why spics love oguri and tamamo so much
>>548999404
>>548999404First-rate slobber
548999404No (You) for you because you posted K*ng H*lo
sooo are you running any debuffer this CM?
>>548999663I will NOT run shit nature
>>548998336
>>548999614>>548999404
>>548999614>>548999404Forgot
does fuku shower
Am I safe? The line was moving pretty fast during the first half of the week, but it lost a lot of momentum either today or yesterday. Will 550k hold until the KSB rerun?
https://x.com/BreedersCup/status/1996676454927761409
>>548999931cool hair
>>548999930Should be 540k for this week. Then 550k next week
hope everyone is ready for scorpio cup
>>549000069not a big deal
>>549000069guts build tanks that
>>549000069so train the same as long?
>>549000121I played during the first scorpio cup in JP, it was very funny just how many people expected it to be easier than taurus in terms of stamina
>>549000069Just when I thought I would be done with Libra but at least I should have MLB Kitasan by then
>>5490000692% increased HP drain means like 50 extra stamina
>>548995612simple is besthope you enjoyed them
test
>>549000249we global babs are future proofed so we're never surprised nowadays
>>549000314it would be more accurate to consider it a guts debuff
>>549000479AI sure is good nowadays
>>548999931Why the hell do cats feel particularly at home on top of a horse
>>549000479>>549000335Dia sex
>>549000479AI I didn't make her sweaty enough
we still have like 60 image slots leftget to work
Where are the others....
>>549000789make me
I can't keep up like this, playing both jp and global... I'm sorry dancho my fan count will take a hit this month
>>548986464Uphill Battle Suzuka in the first race is some bullshit
>>549000607>>549000776ayfkmi wouldnt have thought to look closer
why is she so mean
>>549000864Bro.. your body can't handle it.. you have to choose one.
>>549000069When the fuck is oonige gonna be viable?
>>549000907she needs the torena D
have a horse
when do they add the option to use the casual clothes?
>>549000841The rest nowhere..
>>549001038
>>549000907You ever heard of a tsundere before?
>>548999931>Cats get along with horses oddly well>Horses don't give a fuck about them climbing all over themWhy?
>>549001038Is that orfevre?
im gonna huff the shit out of fukus shoes i dont give a fuck she looks like she smells like incense so her feet probably smell super nice
>>549001063It's already in the game, you need 11 bond
>>549001163nice try but I know 10 is max because of TT
newfag here, what does jobbing mean in reference to uma?
>>549000965I don't want to give up, I just need a small breakI love this game so much, it hits all my sweet autism spots
>>549000907you better click that first-rate speech bubble right now
Fuku...
Rob Roy would make a pretty good dommy mommy.
post sweaty umas until image limit
>>549000879she's not even pulling on her shorts
>>549001364sweater puppies...
DESU WA
>>549001272Being the #1 fave to win but losing to the new hotshot uma or the underdog to show that you've been 'surpassed'
>>549001121this one is
>>549001640thank you anon
>>549001860the cutest
I did it..
Finally godrolled my McQueen with 1200/1100 Long S and Aoharu win, but I'm strapped on points for the final skills after Nimble + 2 gold recoveries. Any ideas? 813 Points>Angling and Scheming 180>Shadow Break 160>Professor of Curvature 342>Corner Adept 180>It's On 323>Ramp Up 170>No Stopping Me! 135 (bought nimble)>Long Corners 100+110>Straight Descent 96>Straightaways are also possible
>>549001701
Halloween jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/0uVtCchttps://jiggie.fun/0uVtCchttps://jiggie.fun/0uVtCc
>>549002046Nsm a&s corner and straight skills
>>549001265only a select few have them (at least on global), maruhagzensky sadly is not one of them yet
remember when the arima kinen was scary?
>>549002352It still is.
>>549002352
>>549002046You need midrace to keep the lead and take it, since you don't have groundworkSo Angling, Ramp Up, No stopping me,. Long Corners, StraightsDescent if you want to gamble for that accel
>>549002352I still fear Hopeless + Kikuka Sho. Arima was never that bad.
>>549002352nah, hopeful stakes is the scary one
>>549002351Can uma ears blush
>>549002207Originarufe....
fat fuck umas
>>549002352Every G1 race with 'Stakes' I fear because I never know when my uma's gonna choke it
>>549002351the joke is that she got cum shots on her face
What the fuck is happening?
>>549002405>>549002234Thanks, i probably should've done Ramp Up + long corners2 over Curvature in retrospect for that midrace speed, but Im probably gonna lose to a whaled Golshi anyway.
>>549002712Rice wouldn't say or act like this.
ARE THE BOTS BACK SO MUCH CONNECTING
I don't get the appeal of cumming on a girl's face, seems like a waste when you can nut inside her throat or pussy, it just makes a mess that is disgusting to watch and is annoying to clean too, idk it's probably something you can only like if you're a porn brained idiot who fell for the kikes schemes
You may socialize with me
>>549002960dirtying a girl's face which she shows to people with my billions of children is erotic
>>548973916I wonder how many drawfriends are here
new thread when so i can shill umaoooo...
>>549002640Stupid fucking franchise making me like glutton girls and their stuffed bellies
metafags tell what the hell did i do right, she wins 90% of the TT long races
not like this bakubros...
>>549003185why'd you censor her, anon?
>>549001904That ain't Falco
>>549003185who did you post? i can't see her face
>>549002352Haruten and Hopeless are still scary
>>549002960Plus cum taste yummy with a proper diet so it's a waste of delicious nutrients!
>>549003309she said she wants to remain umanymous
>>549003185well for one she has level 5 superior heal
>>549002809Post deck
>>549003185>how does this horse with two really strong recoveries and one meme recovery skill (Cooldown) win in Long raceswho knowsMost people in Long TT races don't really build their Umas that strong either, they just get Maestro and bare minimum stam then slot it in
>>549003710>>549003710>>549003710
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
cum
Choose your fighter
long races and their consequences have been a disaster for the triple crown
>>549003801HAHAHAHAH VODKA'S FIT LOOKS RIDICULOUS
>>549003801>>549003860lmeow wtf that made me chuckle
>>549003801Uokka got the Kingdom Hearts shoes
If everyone spreads out on the final corner now, is Flashy Landing pretty much impossible to activate?
>>548992240I'll be honest bwo you just simply buy hesitant end closers x3 on your aces and on the final stretch gold shit is gonna slow down like she got a heart attack
>>549003185yeah I have a cleric wonder who won a ton of the time until I made a half decent long golshi. She still ekes out a win sometimes but I bet I can train a much better one. F2P though.
>>549004065it triggers on my end maya from time to time
>>549004152fr bring 3 end closers of your own and give them all hishama power card (also gives straightaway spurt and has a stam bonus at MLB) and you're tilting the scales 4 meters in your favor.
