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sweaty thread
>>549003710
Teio a cute!
FUCKIGN TEIO UOHHHH ToT
thx for bread
...
>>549003862yeah FUCK Teio
>>549003710ウマオオオオ has one openingGoal is top 100APPLY APPLY APPLY
CUDDLE teio
Nakayama Festa? More like Nakadashi Festa.
>>549004035...
Teio step!
are you still hitting wit a lot for these long cms in unity cup?
post dumb things you do with umamusume>whenever I win with Tachyon I do the arm roll motion with her
I hate Tokai Teio.I seriously fucking hate.KILL TEIO KILL TEIOFAGS
>>549004224this one? Anon you might be autistic
>>549004083Did ウマオオオオ get S rank?
>>549004284you can see their placement in top 100, so yes
Gn gn I'm tired umasumi
sadge :(
>Notice Chiyo in the background of Yaeno Muteki's card>Think that would make a good card background since Chiyo doesn't have a support card yet>Realize she does have a support card
>>549004341i ain't checking that when i can type 5 words
I'm not your friend disgusting NTRfag.
>>549004346gn umadachi
I'm so ready for cafe
>>549004267I don't feel like I am when I do it with her though
>>549004201When a lot of people gather there, yeah
sure is summer
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UBC0DLuI9qwsexo
Good morning /teio/
>>549004435So take this image and replace leg fracture with "autism"
Dude seriously what the fuck is Vodka's outfit lmaooo>>549003801
So... I won against the Turf Queens
What races do you race for McQueen to max lvl her ult?
>>549004547Stop reminding me from last thread, sister looks like a fucking clown
real brown aka teiofag hours
>>549004634Why would you do that?
>>549004569the White Lightning wins again
where do mcfatty's sugary desserts go? Her chest is completely unaffected
>>549004532>>549004497>>549004189>>549004083>>549004137>>549004037>>549003862Die Teiofags DIE.
>Scarlet and Vodka's Christmas alts are the only ones either ever got in 5 years
>>549004569>Icarus lands on the sun What now?
I'm your friend beautiful NTRchad
>>549004569>jobbed against the ASHEN BEAST and the WHITE LIGHTNINGYou didn't win.
>>549004634>1st Hopeless>1st-2nd Derby>goal racesIf i fail derby i try Arima in Classic and that's enough
>>549004547She lost a bet...>>549004675They go to her energy reservesThat's why she's the Strongest Stayer
>>549004691Saving for season 4. Why do you think Oguri (THE uma) hasn't got a second alt?
>>549004634run Japan Cup or Arima
>>549004747Thanks
>NA goes to bed>Only brown indo dogs remainI should probably take my leave too
>>549004532b-but I need to celebrate her win because she's not really a meta pick...
if i don't get something good with my borrows today i'm going to call somebody a neighger
jesus christ can the cm start already? I'm tired of beating all the rooms because no one brings fronts/runaway suzuka rabbit which would rape my setup
>>549003507Doing 4 Speed + 2 Stam because I got sick of Riko showing up Senior fall. 15* Stam + 12* Long parents
I hate ningen
its 12 am and i have a 500 word essay due tomorrow
>>549005053just use chatgpt and reword it
>>549004974It helps to post the image
>>549005105f2pGOD I kneel
>>549005053>500 wordWhat are you, in 7th fucking grade? My college papers required 5 pages minimum.
>>549004171she looks so different without her hobo outfit
>>549005053anon.... you can write 500 words in 12 hours. can't you..?
>>549005105So you're telling me Riko is a meme?
>>549005105I really hope I get mlb tosho and kingu during my great unbrickening that is Kitasan rolls
I thought it would be an amazing run but senior year had awful trainings and Creek refused to appear after her 2nd event
>>549004547>>549004635>>549004770Obligatory pull
>50 word essay due next week
>my ace-to-be got rinsed by matikanefukukitaru
Belno's milkers in my mouth.
buhiposter wrote 500 words a minute
>>549005305if no one is bricked anymore wouldn't that mean... EVERYBODY IS?
This little flower took in too much sunlight...
Matikane would be such a great character is they didn't design her to be ugly.
>>549005105dude lmao i was using a deck like that one for this failed run >>549005308i don't have Brian and tosho mlb so i had to pick something else
>>549005237personally i do more than 1 run a day so this happening sometimes doesn't really bother me enough to make my deck worse
>>549004083Lower the requirements
>>549005453>matikane
Iz krismas
>>549005453Mambo isn't ugly
>can't type up a 5 word essay>can easily type up a 500 word shitpost
>>549005328How? She has like 600 speed I thought?
SirHer name is Machikane Tannhauser
>>549005559NOT YET STAY IN THE GATE
>>549004253your hate only makes Teioposters stronger, and Teio herself is already boundless.
cygames needs to release summer daiwa already
>>549005583We've had anons use AI for shitposts
>>54900552850m just for you tamaposter.
>>549005559Powerful and majestic
Grok make a paragraph about why I hate Teio.
I need to go to class but I wanna play with my gacha horses...
Ugh, I cannot stand Tokai Teio. It's the sheer, unrelenting narcissism combined with a fragile emotional core that just makes her exhausting to watch. Every victory is treated like the only victory that matters, and every setback isn't a challenge, it's a catastrophic, world-ending tragedy that requires an hour of melodramatic angst and everyone else's undivided pity. She's supposed to be this once-in-a-generation talent, yet she seems to rely more on raw, impulsive energy than actual strategy or humility. The entire premise of her character feels like a cycle of blinding, childish overconfidence, followed by a major injury, and then a tiresome journey back where everyone just has to fawn over her "resilience." Honestly, I'm just sick of the constant spotlight; there are so many other, more interesting Umamusume with better character development whose stories get sidelined just so we can watch Teio struggle through the same overly dramatic emotional breakdown again. I just want her to stop smiling that cocky grin and maybe, just once, show some genuine depth beyond being "the emperor's successor."
>>549005698You weren't actually supposed to lower it...
just post teio webm
at first i didn't think much of teio but now i sometimes find myself thinking of violent teiosexfuck you /uma/
>>549005782you need 321 more words
haha surely this will be enough to promote...
Grok make a paragraph about why I love King Halo.
>>549005825Teio ryona is the way
>>549005541Tannhauser is one of the prettiest umas
ccczz cccczzz ccczzzz ccczzz
Oh my god, King Halo is, without a doubt, the absolute best Umamusume, and I will fight anyone who disagrees! Forget the flawless prodigies and the boring main characters; King Halo is relatable in a way none of the others are. She's got that fiery ambition and the unshakeable belief that she should be the best, and you just have to admire that kind of supreme confidence, even when it’s completely unearned in the moment! Her journey isn't some pre-ordained destiny; it's a messy, passionate, and incredibly human struggle to carve out her own legacy while constantly chasing the backs of the elite.What makes her so lovable is how she handles those inevitable losses—she doesn't collapse into self-pity; she just gets angrier, more determined, and more hilarious in her dramatic declarations of revenge! She takes the long road, putting in the actual, thankless, hard work, and the payoff when she finally achieves her goal is one of the most genuinely earned and satisfying moments in the entire series. She’s the underdog with the ego of a champion, the queen of the supporting cast who steals every single scene, and her rivalry with Grass Wonder is pure gold. King Halo deserves all the love, all the praise, and every single victory she scrapped her way to!
>want to spam maruzensky runs to grind fans for danchode>cant because i have a 200 word essay due tmrwmfw
>>549005872
>>549005912DANCHOU KICK THIS CHEATER
>>549005841bwo how are you not breaking 500k, just put your aoharu aces in long and medium
after a full early senior year of zero rainbow trainings, i finally get a decent stackbut im so behind in trainingsand surely i wont miss a 12%
>>549005780Notes in one tab, horses in another
>>549004253>LOL I HATE TEIO I SERIOUSLY FUCKING HATE HER WHICH IS WHY I'LL KEEP POSTING IN EVERY SINGLE /UMA/ THREAD ABOUT HOW MUCH I FUCKING HATE HER HAVE I TOLD YOU BROS ABOUT HOW MUCH I HATE HER? NO I'M BEING SERIOUS HERE BWOS, I SERIOUSLY SERIOUSLY HATE HER I FUCKING HATE HER I WANT TO STRANGLE HER TO DEATH AS I WOMBFUCK HER SENSELESS UNTIL SHE'S LEGALLY DECLARED BRAINDEAD THEN I'LL MAKE HER LITERALLY BRAINDEAD AFTER I SKULLFUCK HER GWOS HAVE I TOLD YOU HOW MUCH I FUCKING HATE TEIO? LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE CUM TO HATEFUCKING TEIO SINCE I BEGAN TO POST THERE ARE 549 MILLION POSTS ACROSS ALL THE GENERALS THAT FILL /VG/. IF THE WORD HATE WAS POSTED IN EACH WORD OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF POSTS IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR TOKAI TEIO AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR HER. HATE. HATEok bro
sad i didn't get slong or spurt bros...
IT'S UP
Botting fans while letting my AI tulpa masturbate to AI uma slop#optimise#workflow
Opinions on ningen women?
forever my kingu
>>549005783well i didnow you have to join.
>>549006075i need to watch my favorite seamonkey sloptuber's latest video but my fuarking 20 word essay
>>549006067I got a slightly stronger one with max speed long S and fast learner, and it sucks because she has no spurt and can't proc pump/NSM by going too far ahead. Maybe I need two pace chasers to propel her
Horses are friends!https://x.com/aidoruobake/status/1996838096005185587
>>549006138I'm already committed...
Oh boy the run is over, time to buy all my ski~>Kitasan did not finish her chain. No Curvature>Golshi did not finish her chain. No Innate>Creek did not finish her chain. No Swinging>Finemo did not finish her chain. No Speed Star>Riko dumped me. No Rushing Gale>Did not reach team rank S. No It's On>Did not win unity finals. Yes Stopping Me.holy shit this is the worst RNG of any run i've ever done. I guess i'm just hoping for sparks now.
>>549006098Since everyone are so in enamored with the umas all ningen women are mine for the taking
Horses are also sillyhttps://x.com/Napo_miya/status/1996773828392038741
>>549006394>5 SSR'sno one cares buhi
>>549006310how dare you lead me on you honssy
>>5490063941* speed1* turf2* pump iron1* DAHHHHHBYYYYY
Fuku... Nyo...
what's stopping me from reusing Taurus/Leo legacies for Scorpio? Is there a special skill that's a must-have for it?
>>549006238yeah spurt and nms is too OP. i got another one with s long but nimble nav instead of nms and it sucks dick
hoeh arigato
>>549006480I felt never that bad beating a legend race before..
I love my emperor
>>549006509there will literally never be anything stopping you from using umas you've already used for previous CMs
FUCK RICE SHOWER FUCK RICE SHOWER FUCK RICE SHOWER FUCK RICE SHOWER FUCK RICE SHOWER FUCK RICE SHOWER FUCK RICE SHOWER FUCK RICE SHOWER FUCK RICE SHOWER FUCK RICE SHOWER FUCK RICE SHOWER FUCK RICE SHOWER FUCK RICE SHOWER FUCK RICE SHOWER FUCK RICE SHOWER FUCK RICE SHOWER FUCK RICE SHOWER FUCK RICE SHOWER FUCK RICE SHOWER
it's overthis is the last thread for /uma/
LIVE
>try making an uma for Libra via Unity Cup>use a borrow for a good parent (I only have one actually good parent)>Sleep Deprived>Sleep Deprived>Fail a 2% failure training>Fail a 2% failure training>Sleep Deprived>Fail a 10% failure trainingAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I thought you guys were gone...
>>549006098From left to right>protected sex while Happy Meek watches>dicking her before she can stick it into me first, but I fear I might not have a choice>marriage with this total failure of a woman>cute boy but I don't get the shorts, should wear a skirt>if I'm ever in need of calcium I know where TWO look>hag mistress expert on nursing handjobs
>>549006618Stay mad
>>549006708why doesn't she just wear a longer skirt if she's going to tease you with her ass anyway
>should wear a skirtyoure such a gigantic faggot holy fuck
>>549006560*ouen
I thought I'd never see you again, bros...
>>549006768THAT'S your problem with anon's post, not the "cute boy" part?
>>549006848no I'm pretty sure that guy is right
>>549006708Anal.
>>549006605>>549006618>>549006659>Three posts in over 20 minutes Dead general dead game
>>549006708Imagine the apple braps
>>549006303Uh why is this horse trying to rape the guy
>>549007061MORE LIKE DEADFLARE DEAD INTERNET
i finished my 500 word essay due tomorrow while cloudflare shat itself
I thought I was finally rid of you stupid faggots. God damn it.
How the fuck do I get 500k fans
>>549007156Let's see it
>>549007179Have you tried racing?
>>549007156No way you wrote 500 words that fast
>>549007179Win 2 Japan Cups and 2 Arima Kinens + some other G1 random races. Deck with fan bonus helps.
>>549006938correct.>>549007179Spam races, simple as that. My shitty Luna runs can do it, so can yours.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCKhD1vD0dAactually kino
>>549007230>>549007282>>549007307I ran every single G1 possible and won, do I have to do G2's as well?
>>549007403you want fan bonus cards too
>>549007195Belno SEEEXXX
>>549007403show races won, i simply don't believe you
>>549007403If you also do G2s and whatnot you can hit 1 million fans with a fan deck.
>>549006618Gladly
join..... uma......o...........o.......................o............................................o..
>>549007570>Never post again.
>>549007585No.....
>>549007585aren't you guys 29/30? that's good enough
>>549007464>>549007502>>549007525Okay that was a lie I got 2nd place in Tenno Sho (spring) and the Saudi Arabia Royal Cup
>>549007608hmmmmmNo
>>549007570Rice wouldn't show her umanko through a thin underwear in front of innocent torenas
Okay that's enough slop indotard nobody wants to see it
>>549007570>umanko out in full view>tits obscuredwho designed this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEGwrO9rYyIDaring Tact ASMR
>>549007570
>the tranny is still spamming is dog shit reddit goldshit memes for a full fucking week nowBUYANADHOLY FUCK
Are the indonesians in the room with us right now?
>>549007952Unfortunately.
>>549007876>cygames randomly dropping a whole fucking hour of Tact ASMR out of nowhereI can’t fucking believe it honestly kek, but based regardless. Also Daring Heart, Oguri, Calstone Light O, Wonder Acute and Almond Eye periodically show up to chat as well which is neat
I personally think recreation should have a small, like 1% chance to just fail your run because you got your trainee pregnant and now she cant RACE anymoreI do not think about getting raped by Umas please do not reply to me
>>549007910>>549008039
>>549007876This is even weirder than that Satono Crown sauna peepcam video.
good night losers
>>549007650You probably need an undefeated run or a better fan bonus deck
>>549008039cygames hire this man NOW
>>549008110What's weird with hanging around your uma by the campfire during summer camp?
I don't think I have it in me to go for another Taishin run. Will probably try to remake McQueen though.
>>549007570I SEE IT>>549008178Yeah I probably need a better deckI'm getting so close and I'm gonna cross that 500k barrier with Luna
Who the fuck is luna
>>549007019Full?
to the jeet eye, everything is slop
I tasted a single drop of bokumanko And now I crave more
>>549007179As others have pointed out use cards with fan bonus 15 or 20 in your deck. Here's a f2p deck suggestion that works well on pretty much any uma>Sweep Tosho (Speed SR) 15>Narita Taishin (Speed SR) 15>Marvelous Sunday (Wit SR) 20>Agnes Tachyon (Wit SR) 20>Nice Nature (Wir SR) 15>Kitasan Black (Speed SSR) 15Total fan bonus 100
If you really can't tell that those posts are slop you should kill yourself right now.
>>549008110That was based though
/uma/nons i missed you
which posts jeetkun
>>549008628I didn't even notice you were gone
>>549007876Why is cygames making ASMR content now?
>>549007897where im blind
>>549008689And I miss you when you're around, and I'm never lonesome when I'm by myself...
fatties
Why is there no cm this weekend? I'm so bored and my team is ready
For starters the glaringly obvious slop just posted with a bunch of replies asstard.
>>549008752Some schizophrenic is genuinely having an episode and a melty ITT
>>549008340you can also take some mile sparks and run some miles. Asahi, NHK, Victoria, Yasuda. Schedule gets really cramped with multiple 3-in-a-rows though. It also helps you a lot with clearing saudi arabia royal cup and securing a thematic undefeated run as the emperor.
Hateboner for teio
>>549008805jeetkun... thats not ai...
>>549008770>CM should be weeklyCygames hire this man
>>549004683
>>549007179Get as much fan bonus on cards and do as many races as possible. It's really not that deep.
>he's retarded AND a coward
It is IThe king slop of /uma/I love posting in uma and buying carats
>>549008991My liege...
I started going to the public library to phonepost on free wifi and recharge it on public electricity... And these neighas can't fucking shut up, they move around and drill into the walls and answer the phone and bring dogs and piss and shit!? Awful mood.
why would you bully teio by pouring coffee on her or insulting her where it hurts? just fingerbang her and perform cunnilingus on her until she can't stop cumming anymore
>20 parent runs>3* stam still not foundWhen is spark rerolling happening?
>>549007876>look inside>1 whole hour dedicated to tact asmr with some cameos from other umasI dunno what cygames has been on lately but I kinda want them to keep doing it
>>549007876Why the fuck is JP pandering so much to incels they are ruining the franchise
>>549009060Dis nigga headed to the library to play his videogames like it's 2006 again lmao
>>549009138Bwo what do you expect, 3* stamina is 1/50 you need to do at least 50 runs before complaining about it
>>549008951For 500k it really isn't. For 1mil it's pretty difficult for most uma that aren't Maruzensky
>>549008923not a bad idea desu. they'd be far more chaotic with week 1 being all over the place and week 3 being honed in after people saw what worked or didn't in the first 2 weeks. more chances for carats and more chances to earn plat title.
>>549007876Anything like this but with uma currently in global? I feel nothing because I don't know Tact yet.
>>549009060
>>549009206I realized I don't have to use heating at home like this, too
>>549009068deny her cuddles
>>549009060Bwo... how broke are you that you need to charge your phone in public...?
>>549009414Artist?
>>549009414Dober has been nothing but a bitch in any scenario she's in.
>>549003710>ctrl+f guts>zero resultsI'll train your guts, but only if you look like Suzuka.
>>549009060tamamo....
How do I get an Uma wife? :(
>>549009251It's 1/100 if you want to have good affinity but I'm still going to complain because the rerolls would cut down on the time needed by a ton.
>>549009395>Can't charge phone at home (they shut off the power) >Can't use heating at home (they're threatening to shut off the gas)Anon... is everything alright? Are you getting enough to eat? We're all worried for you, maybe you should spend a little less on carat packs...
>>549009273Pretty much any uma that can get A on mile/medium/long can comfortably achieve 1m every run. I've been doing fan runs with Seiun, Mayano, Oguri and Rudolf and all feel comfy if not even better than Maru since she tends to job quite often now after the last patch that unbricked all non fronts.
>>549009526https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/15648426
>>549009553Rape them.
>>549009669Obuhi Fat isn’t good for fan runs since she has to do mile championship instead of Japan cup for year 2
>>549009701She's just like me...
>>549008951>>549009669Okay, now post your deck used for non-maru 1m runs.
>>549009457Horses weight almost 1000lbs. How is torena not completely crushed?
>>549009305No, pandering umas get released later, not much yet on global
>>549009060This broke ass bwo reminded me of>met up with the girl that stole my kiss virginity some years after high school>painfully awkward date at a mall>like, hard to even look at each other, no conversation topic lasted more than a few seconds>i asked her if she wanted something to eat before a movie>she denied>i stood in line at a local fast food joint in the food court>meanwhile she scavenged the tables in the court that still had food in their trays, eating leftovers there and there>at the time I thought I had dodged a bullet with that we never dated for real>years later and... she was secretly a genius??? free food!!!
>>549009845
>>549004083Apply button is greyed out, am I supposed to post trainer ID here instead?
>>549009845Wish I had a cute hobogf.
>>549009615>>549009537>>549009474Hey I-I'm not the only one! There's a girl wearing the same sweater every day that is clearly doing the same
>>549009805Deck doesn't matter just stack as much race bonus as possible and spam speed
>>549009763That's a con, but she's so strong as a pace that you hardly ever job the other races, so it balances that out
>>549009951>Still not postingI know what you are
>>549009993HOW QUICKLY THE TIDE TURNS
>wit sparkNyoooooooo
>>549009535I wish I had Suzuka
i want a poorfag gf so bad bwos
>>549009830
>>549010087Translate it weeabros
Tamamo Cross is evil because poor people are evil.
>>549009701why did it do that
>>549010087>>549009941I wouldn't be able to support a poorfag gf because I'm poorfag myself... this pain is constant and sharp
>>549010131AI OverviewThe image depicts a character, likely from the media franchise Umamusume: Pretty Derby, offering a 10,000 yen bill and a message to "Och-chan" (an affectionate term for an older man). The message suggests he should take a break as she is earning well. The character is offering a 10,000 yen bill.The text suggests the recipient is a hard worker who doesn't take weekends off.The character states she earns enough and tells the recipient to go relax.TranslationHey, Och-chan, this is for today's pachislot money.You can't take weekends off because of me, so you can't have fun, can you?I'm earning quite a bit, so don't worry about it, okay?Go stretch your wings once in a while, Och-chan, okay?
>>549009805I use the same deck on any fan run, if you got tenno sho spring in career like Seiun you'll need stam sparks, if not then full speed and power.
>>549010181Oolong tea?
>>549010190>AI OverviewDidn't read
my dream is to live in poverty with my third world nice nature supporting her with a minimum wage job and getting my internet so i can phonepost on the local library wifi together during our breaks
I like mambopostinghttps://youtu.be/R-wphoKVKDc
>>549010313>dreaming about unnecessary suffering imposed not just on yourself but also on the most important person to youdostedt?
>>549010313Same except not third world and my plan is for her to work and me to leech.
i want to be tamamo's wealthy ojisan boyfriend that feeds her and takes care of her in exchange for daily naizuri
I want to put every single umamusume in KanColle Shimakaze's outfit and then have passionate lovey-dovey sex with my favorite umamusume while she's wearing KanColle Shimakaze's outfit
>>549010436>mamboIt's so over
>>549009170are you gay
>>549009845I sometimes asked for my friend's notes after class (even though I didn't need them). Then, I'd conveniently show up at his house right around dinnertime to give them back... prompting his mother to invite me over for dinner. Not only it was free food, but it tasted so good. Night usually ended with me, the friend and his dad playing Winning Eleven until it got late. I miss those days.
>>549010507Tamamo is a very sexy girl.
The duality of /uma/... Broke ass thirdies eating mcdonalds scraps, and oil barons with their own biko pegasus MLB...
>>549010627One is excused, the other plays by the rules. All is well.
when did asmr become incel
Kancolle is for boomers azur lane is where it’s at
>>549010756Is Kancolle still a thing?
>>549010815in Japan and that's about it
>>549010627>i'm number 3 somehowwhat? no... I'm a comfy middle of the packer... I was like exactly average last month and the month before that!
EI EI MUN!
>>549010863Sorry anon, whether we achieve A rank is now on your shoulders.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJ-kuxjoRFk
>>549010664making tamamo fatter by buying her good food and impregnating her
>>549009535But why witmax instead of stam/pwr?
>>549010891Ei ei mun in her umanko!
>>549010914YADDA!
Becoming ookiku inside Mayano
>>549011037Its a team effort. I believe in us mambros!
>>549010959God I want to have Tamasex
Why did tamamo stop eating, that's really depressing shit
>>549010969ei ei mun's my heart
>>549011128umapyoing with tama...
>>549010863>all of the big earners quit or left>dancho got lazy>botter stopped botting>number 1 for 2 months nowI dont want this burden
>making aces in Aoharu>none of them end up with max speed or stamina, missing 100-200 in both>suddenly remember I had a CM2 ace with 1200 speed/stamina that got me to A finals>plug it into the umalator against one of my new aces>the CM2 ace lost by 5 lengthsAoharu really is just built different.
https://x.com/m_rikoaka/status/1996469270902136866
Anons, can someone please explain what the fuck happened to Encroaching Shadow? Why is it just not proccing anymore? Gemini cup it procced every single race, but I just did 10 Libra rooms and it procced in literally ONE of them. And she has 415 wit.
>>549011110Sometimes I wish I was in mambo instead of my noname B shitclub (with dead danchou who logs in to leech) but I' m genuinely scared of anons doxxing me via uma account
>>549010627I'll stop doing one Aoharu run a day and do URA parent runs once I get a good ace Taishin I promise
>>549009669>A on mile/medium/long can comfortably achieve 1m every runDepends greatly on the uma's other career goals. Oguri can only do it when she doesn't job other races and makes up for having to skip Japan Cup by running Dirt G1s. Frontrunner are still leaps and bounds ahead in terms of consistently winning career races. Uma that can't frontrun without hyper specific parents and don't have strong uniques for it will more than often job races by getting blocked.
>>549011292She's so close...
STOPHAVINGSEXWITHHORSESHORSES ARE FOR FRIENDNOT FOR IMPREG
>>549011372The worst that gets out is the trainer id/name, if youre a leech. You dnt use ur real name/adress as your name right?
>>549011363Everyone is running end closers which means less people in front positions meaning less people to encroach on. Its basic biology
>>549011363It's not proccing until you eat your vegetables.
>>549011293>>all of the big earners quit or left>>number 1 for 2 months nowAccording to Chronogenesis zero people left this month impersonatorbwo...
>>549010668Solution: playing matchmaker, coupling the oil barons with the broke bwos. Everybody wins. Secret true orgy ending. Umapyon with the bwos (gone sexual) (no homo)
>le nandeyanen girl
>>549011475Danchou makes us submit a photo of us holding our id if we want to stay in the club after the 14 day mark.
nandeyanen
>>549011618Her tummy out is too erotic and I want to see it bloated with my warm food
and then akikawa said"it's time to make a new track"
>>549011475I use a name that can be linked to my irl name if you're turboautist enough with a few days of free time I think, mainly by investigating my steam friends (you can see those right?) and uma followers...
someone give me the QRD on MANTSomething about drugs?
>>549011684Tamtam reaching down and grabbing me by the balls
>>549011754So heckin kino
>>549008752Umadash discord club
>>549011474Have you seen Sweep Tosho?
>>549011775You cant. Nobody knows if your mobile or on steam. Btw you should choose another name regardless
>>549011818
>>549011915Can you see the name history?
>>549011486That's NSM, encroaching shadow just needs to be an end closer on the last straight.
>>549011698start a family
>>549011985No dummy.
:D
Have you guys used your skill hint books yet?
>>549011954Looks tasty, what is it?
>>549007876yeah I'm pretty sure her career story will end with Tact and her trainer camping together every weekend
>>549012128lock the fuck in makween desu wa
DANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>549011295Everyone gets free no stopping me in Unity Cup
>>549012092I've been alone every Friday night.
1300 SPD is when whales really start getting a lead
>>549012232Oh no no no no
>>549011818It's a shit mode that nearly killed the game. You have to deal with shop RNG, rainbow RNG, and constant races. The MANT meta is stacking your deck full of cards with race bonus, then racing as much as possible. You also get store points from racing which you can use to buy items, but you better pray the store doesn't give you shit items because it won't reset until a certain amount of turns. Your main training period will be during summer, but if you don't have good training boost items, bad rainbow, or if your rainbow shuffle whistle fuck you over, you won't be getting jack.
If in MANT they gave you an item that removed the ill effects of over-racing and thats what allowed you to whip your horses into racing every single turn but they bawl their eyes out at you, wouldn't the way to fix that simply be to delete that one item?
>>549012475I love watching the races. Looking forward to it.
>>549012532What's a horse? Is that a new item in MANT?
Do you bros think cygames will risk releasing MANT
>>549012586A consumable
we like MANT around hereright, Mcqueen?
>>549012602Cygames will probably release MANT and some gibs to sweeten the pot and soften the blow a bit
>Shuka Sho mission set requires you to run two races that are held in the same time slot, requiring two careers to clear
N-nyo...
>>549012548I'd like to see you say that again after watching 33 fucking races every single run.Then again, you globalbabs seem to be enjoying the gameplay more than us, so you guys might actually like it.
>>549012706the stat cap is that high because it's trivial to hit 1200 stamina and they needed a reason to make people build specifically for longs
>>549012706that's not for on release mant
so... where is the new track we were supposed to make?
Make a new track? How about make a new game? Ever thought about that?
Do I try to run Mayano again or just go with Rudolf and Brian?
what are you even supposed to buy in MANT shops?
Can't wait for MANT. I'll take anything to free me from Aoharu hell
>>549012774>it's trivial to hit 1200 stamina
>>549012808it was the friends we made along the way
oh my FUCKING GOD
>Make a New TrackIsn't that what we did in URA? Like the main plot point.
What is this thing on Seiun Skys leg called?That and her choker turns a girl that I wouldnt have interest on into me having a perma hard on when Im using herLike Jesus fuck Im not even into lolis but when I see her I just wanna raw dog her
>lolis
Lolis
>MANT releases>they early drop Evolved Skills + the Throne ontop of it
>>549012980You're calling Seiun... a loli?
>>549013010I'm gonna roll for Nishino Flower because she's fucking scary to run into during career and looking closer at her ult its kind of like Taiki's with different prerequisitesThat's itThat's the only reason im rolling
>>549012085https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgjgqMLKj7Q
>>549013124Redditors have arrived
>>549013136Yeah, sure.
>>549012980>Seiun Sky>a loliNigga WHAT
>>549012898Winter Urara looks the best
>>549012980it's called a garter, and seiun isn't a loli.
Mambo a cute
>>549012839Train who you like
I don' t really get fan farming, can some bwo tell me ebay deck to use on el condor?
>>549012085>It's been 4 days since the end of the month>Only recently remembered to buy cleat tickets>Didn't remember the fucking skillbooks at all until now
so likewhy are half of MANT arts with Mcqueen?
>>549013246That's why I don't work out (I don't like myself)
Which way, human trainer?
>>549013010>>549013052See these 2? Completely flaccid>>549013124>>549013238Okay not a loli but still a tiny middle schooler
>>549012291imagine walking down the street and seeing streetwalking umascorts working the corner. obviously none of them would be quality racers, but they gotta make a living. Tails swishing as they present their wares, hopeful that passing salarymen will be interested. Sometimes they get asked to do character play. I wonder if they would get sick of being asked to dress up as Symboli Rudolf or Tokai Teio for the 6th time that week while they get railed.
>>549013284Face of the franchise
>>549013226
>>549013251>>549008459Can also use Helios or Cafe
>>549013148I don't get it
>>549013315Lose wait Torenasan
>>549013284i have this
>>549013321Curren's looks more appetizing.
>>549013321
>>549013246I want to train Chiyono, especially but cute butthole
>>549013342>this won't exist in my lifetimeIt's not fair
when does MANT release? how many months before EOS
>>549012856There are seven types of items: energy recovery, stats gain, relationship gain, condition heal, training, and race bonus.I marked the important ones in red, but take it with a grain of salt. I kinda zoned out during the MANT era and constantly bounced between A final and B final.
>>549013507Prostitutes exist in real life and I doubt you've ever tried one.
>>549013321I HATE CURREN>duplicate file exists
>>549013386you don't gotta get shit. just know MANT is all races so you'll finally be able to build Rice Shower Aces that have the Sable Assassin epithet.
>>549013284Something somethingBe of one mind and heart with trainerSomething Something
>>549013342most Japanese prostitutes have never been asked to do anime cosplays, so they're actually excited to do it if you ask them to cosplay a good character/bring a good quality one in
>>549013540It releases about a day before EoS. We’ve still got some months left.
>>549013575I don't want disgusting ningen. I want umanko.
huh?
How would these look for scorpio bros?(not final just throwing shit at the wall and see what sticks)I might go for BNW instead
>>549013683pal cards can spook you now too
>>549013561It's never been more over
>>549013321C*rren's only looks so perfect because she's practiced with dozens of men. Do not fall for it
>>549013712Glue. 1200 stamina and 2 gold recovery minimum because of rain.
>>549013724Yep can confirm>randomly get Tazuna
the never ending cycle
What's the difference between a fan run, a parent run and an ace run in MANT?
>>549013683I love ningens
>>549013321I will eat both
>>549013712they all lose to the Summer Maru 75% of the time btw
Do we really grade a mare's purity by how many jockeys rode her?Daiwa Scarlet only had 1
>>549013839Fan run and ace (I assume ace is just building for CM and LoH) run are the same because you'll end up with nearly a million fan on most runs anyway. I don't remember anyone training parents on MANT.
>>549013839decks.fan run should still have a fixed route, parent runs still only requires g1s and for ace runs you run everything
The more I see of Tosen Jordan, the readier I feel to scout her and subsequently fall in love with her.
>>549013930i looked at Narita Brian's track record the other day and noticed that they switched out the guy who won him the triple crown for Yutaka TakeThe fuck, that other guy already won you a triple crown with that horse and you don't let him stick with Brian throughout the rest of his career? Talk about loyalty
>>549013712I'm really glad the average whale is retarded.
>>549013342They probably don't have to be asked. Much like how every girl had the rachel cut in the 90s-00s, literal whoma corner hookers probably seek to emulate the famous ones of their own accord. You go down to the district and see 10 umas all copying teio's hairstyle, some of them wearing cheap chinese sweatshop knockoffs of her signature racewear or outfits they saw her wear in a magazine
>>549013998
Kitasan is majestic
>>549014383For me it's old man Flash.
>>549014129That's why I'm asking anon >You could also get a job if you are struggling with your deck
>>549006098Where's the reporter from URA
>>549014383Kitasan is FAT
>>549014578
>>549014578delicious tummy
>>549014578Kitasan's kitasans...
>>549006098
>>549014136this is probably true. some of them might even look halfway decent if they're willing to dye a stripe of hair.
what a leaddamn
I'M BEING ATTACK BY A ROGUE UMA!
>>549014578WEW
i keep forgetting Goldship has fat fucking torpedo tits in her race outfit
>>549006098Where's Tazunyan?
>>5490060984 is a girl right?
>>549014852I was shocked when I unlocked her signature wear and I was greeted to her delightful titties
What if i got Firm Conditions...................... AND Wet Conditions?
>>549014921you'll be stopped by umapyoi police
>>549006098who's the hag left of hot spring hag?
>>549014847
>>549013712if you want to ask for help you should intentionally lower your stats to F2P level by sandbagging training. Anons only ask for deck if they see a scary stat stick like that. I've gotten helpful advice doing that, take this advice from another whale
place your bets!
>>549014060Matoba wasn't Naribu's main jockey, it was Minai. Minai couldn't ride him for 1995 AkiTen because he was injured earlier that month.Unless you're talking about after HaruTen, then that was because his owner and trainer were cunts who got mad at Minai for failing to win HaruTen, and Minai himself being very much against them trying to send Brian to Takamatsunomiya Kinen because he thought that would hurt Brian.
where my jigger niggers at? jiggie it up
>>549015101What the heck...
>>549015129mmmmmmfeeling generous2* speed, 2* pace
>>5490151293* power 3* mediumI'm a believer
starting to think that maybe power isn't entirely a gaslight stat
>>549015185>>549015236>last pow borrowit's joever
>>549013712Just get medium S on S. Maru and maybe one white recovery skill and she's good. Golship and King Halo's stamina are pretty overkill imo
>>549014921viable for a team trials groundwork setups where the conditions vary every match. otherwise you're better off taking any other velocity skill you can, rather than splitting the payoff.
"I'm so glad Fukukitaru got her own Legend Race. I definitely needed 100 more star pieces of her." - said literally no one ever
>>549015158She's the best
>>549015458i said that
>>549014917Sure. She's a girl (old man).
>>549015458I said thisI got her to 3* today
the joke here is sex
>>549015458I said this
>>549015398tomorrow surely...
>suzuka isn't in the race>wins>suzuka is in the race>2ndYOU FUCKING LESBIAN ASS RETARDED COUNTRY BUMPKIN FATFUCK RETARDJESUS CHRIST
>>549015709wtf... bricked account
>>549015909that pull is literally blessed by shiraoki
>>549015823Spe wouldn't want a toreina who treats her like that
>>549015151https://jiggie.fun/UHD10C
I just realized we are NEVER the trainer during support card events. Like how are we allowed to enter the dorms, class and stuff. During support cards events we are actually in PoV of a mob Uma most of the time.
>>549016181>How is a staff at the school allowed to enter the classroomsIt is a mystery
how tall is Doto again?
>Watching Asahi Hai Futurity Stakes in career>Realize with the other two umas and my trainee coming up to the final stretch that they are my whole Virgo Cup rosterwaow
uma sandwich
>>549016181we ARE the trainer but not their trainerwe are [your current trainee]'s trainer
>>549015709you just needed 1 more fuku in that pull...
>>549016447Didn’t see a single scarlet
>>549010181Who is this? The ear accessory reminds me of Kawakami but I don't think that's her.
>>549007876
>>549017027light hello
>>549016181You should eat your vegetables.
>>549013480That image make me feel genuine pity for her
Sex with Verxina
>>549008235A trainer isn't safe when left alone with his traineeNo human male is safe when left alone with an uma musumeThankfully others show up like Oguri Cap(as in peak) to prevent unfortunate accidents from happening
>>549016875My plans for her place in the team didn't really pan outI built her as pace but also to steal 1st and pop Angling but she didn't have Mile S so couldn't hold onto the lead in the few times she could steal 1stSomehow she won 1 time out of 40 in Round 1 but then did this in Round 2... I should have built her with a Groundwork setup like witgod did for his Pasa..
>>549017164>Unreleased scenario NPCAh no wonder why. I've gotten pretty decent at recognizing most of the trainees but that one was stumping me, makes sense.
>>549015458I need my wife at 5 stars bro
Buena Vista has been disastrous to the prestige image of Tracen as an educational institute
>>549015967She's beautiful and she knows itwww.youtube.com/shorts/LOTGoziVKu0
You guys are rolling for Manhattan Cafe this weekend, right?
>>549017607>L*ng horsehmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnyope
Thoughts on Seiun Sky?
>>549017607If the 3 Goddesses wills it.
>>549017607If she comes to me she will be the uma that i will finally get the URA Long trophy with
>>549016379Bio says 164 cm.
>>549017607I want to, but>Kitasan>Matikanefukukitaru
>>549017607>weekendbut she's out on monday night
>>549017830bwo the transfer request
>>549017607I'll toss some tickets her way but I must keep saving until I have enough to spark both solstice Oguri and Chiyono O
>>54901760710-pullthat's all I can spare
0 and i roll manhattan cafe
>>549017460>Lluvia de Arroz
If I had gotten long S instead would this statline have been ok for Libra?
>>549017747then Opera must be tiny
>>549017607She's one of my priorities before 2025 ends. Hopefully I get her early cuz I also want to get my hands on City Alt.
>>549018026They are tiny Japanese people
>>549017607>MondayAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK MY WALLET
>>549018026Opera's 156cm
Late/End gambling is fun.Frontoid metafag and Pace normies are boring.
>>549017607Tell me about Cafe.What makes her a cute Uma?
>>549018002A bit witlet, but with 2 gold stam should be good.
>>549018402Need I say more?
>>549017607I don't get people obsession with her aside from the edgy design so no
>>549017607Yes
>>549018536>
>>549004083rip Teioposter
>250+ worth of statsToo bad the run was already bricked by losing two unity cup races.
>>549018536she is the most sex uma in the game despite being completely covered up from head to toe
>>549018692three separate triggers of URA Finale god damn
>>549018757>t. likes boys
>>549018781>Exposed legs through translucent skirtSEX
>>549018781COVER THOSE LEGS
>>549017607Her name is Manhattan Cafe not Manhattan Bistro or Manhattan Pizzeria What is she even doing there
>>549018781who gave these clothes to this homeless person
>>549017607>reddit cafe
>>549018536>aside from the edgy designthat's the entire reason
>>549018919uhhh chud she's clearly called Manhattan New York Style Thin Crust
alright wish me luck
>>549019197>5 double circles are bad>so a dogshit prediction is le good?ganbatte
>>549019197your trainee is slotted for Medium isnt she
>>549019197>Bbro...
t-thanks
>>549019197
>>549018402schizophrenia
>>549019320>>549019303>>549019257Yeah this entire run was dogshit
>>549019385I'm actually surprised you did that well as B rank
>>549018402
>>549019385mob uma domination
>>549019385Phenomenal
>>549005636Anon brought 600 stamina.
>>549019712I do this
>>5490196950 whitesfuck you in particular
>>549019712What is she doing?
>>549019695brutal
>>549019813
>>549018402>>549018536>>549017607
>>549017607of course, can't wait
>>549019867
Guys HELP SHE'S GETTING OU
>>549019867I look like this
I LOVE GETTING LOW ROLLS WITH LONG S ITS GREAT
>>549019695chewed and spat out
which is less brick for a second gold on Rudolph:story macintoshor 0LB uokka
>>549019712For Scorpio Cup im gonna be running Vodka and Scarlet to pay homage to the legendary 2008 Autumn Tenno Sho but also i will be sticking this goober in because Agnes Digital won the 2001 Autumn Tenno ShoThen if Digitan wins Scorpio Cup she can cause a BSOD in her brain for cucking Scarlet and Vodka out of their own legendary matchup
>>549020174>>549019832>>549019789I forgot to do double TP as well fucking end me
All my aces have jobbed in rooms
>>549020138You're welcome.
Bwos I don't think I can hold back any longer... I'm gonna buy the rest... Please don't laugh at me...
i do this
>>549020339if you didn't want to be laughed at (attention whore), you would just buy them and not post about it
>>549020339>he bought
>>549020339Those packs only feel worth it for the 1500 paid carat banners and the daily pulls
>>549020339Buhiii i'm doing the same
>>549020258That was my team last CM
i don't race in open rooms anymore i just spectate, grab the best umas and then leave to test them in a practice room
sprint CM doko...
>>549020463You're supposed to buy carats to finish up a spark when you're just a few thousand short>>549020463
>>549020224I totally forgot welfare Urara has a gold blue as wellthere's my pick
I want a totally flat Tamamo Cross to rub her body all over me.
>>549018781holy fucking sexo
>>549018781what a WHORE
>>549020431Just because I don't want to be laughed at doesn't mean I don't want to share my feelings with my friends.>>549020480Comrade...
>>549017645I want her
>>549017103What is it with mares recently all wanting to umapyoi their trainer
>>549018781men should not dress like this
>>549014786Tell me about 4
UOHHHHHHHHH
>>549021104>Recently
>>549021187Dont you have a Kikuka Sho to survive
>>549020339
>>549021187That's really lucky, you got to train with Shinko Windy. Too bad all those other girls are going to be around though, what a crowd. Maybe you'll be able to be alone with her later, good luck anon
>>549021187>Great mood, triple rainbow, double burst, summertime >Still under +100 speed grim
>>549021194Daiwa is a faggot though.
danchou... i don't wanna play today...
>>549008621
Do you get fans from the legend race?
It's kotatsu season
And just like that, my first Long S in a while got bricked.
>>549021283We win those
>>549021617It's true
>>549021701Wow you really needed to convince me there
mystery niggas
>>549021810...how
>>549021810mystery umiggas
>>549021840if he knew that they wouldn't be a mystery
>>549020339We're all buhis here now.
>>549021437You're being exiled to Mambo
>>549021810Alright /uma/ assign an uma to each of the mystery neighas
>>549020339thanks for funding our servers mr piggy
>>549022064Whats that supposed to mean?
>>549022149this right herethis is very dangerous
How frequent are TP pots givaway?
>>549022193It's slop
>>549022157It's the /uma/ flatliner containment facility. You won't be allowed back into your club until you become the top earner in Mambo for a month.
>>549021997Speak for yourself
>>549020339post pulls
>>549022341>this arrangement>iphone filename>unaware that the purchase history only shows the last 30 daysdevious or dumb?
>>549022341?????okay?????
>>549022310....I couldn't tell wtf
>>549022538The ai shit is getting tougher to recognize if it doesn’t have that generic plastic art style
>>549020339Clearing these packs should be enough to do daily pull until the next anniversary which is in like 3 months, also to finish up sparks. If you divide the total cost for these packs to 4 months when they refresh these again on anniversaries, it's like paying for a triple A game or paying your electric bill each month. Kinda worth it if you ask me
you're early, idiots
>>549022538
it finally happened
>>549022657Yeah, I'd also rather pay for daily pulls than for daily electricity. You can get that at the library for free anyway.
>>549022645well when the slop starts mogging most fan artists the line is blurred enough for mm to stop caring about distinction, a nice picture is a nice picture
are we really gonna start libraryposting now?
it's not even senior yearstop being depressed
>>549022884Which uma would let you hit in the library?
i wanna have sex with my wife so bad, we'd make a bunch of little taishinlings together
>>549022982>would let you hit in the library?I don't understand the question.
>>549022884I am all on board with more Rob posting.
>>549022982Ikuno DictusZenno Rob Roy
>>549022657wow I can't wait to spend 200$ to daily pull on shit banners I wouldn't have pulled on otherwise
>>549022740It finally beat my skyrim hours.
>>549023186And which one would you say has made you feel more fulfilled in life?
>>549023070Which trainee would have hidden library sex with you during school hours?
>>549023258Obviously ZRR.
>>549022310NTA but with my low standards this is still pure sex
>>549023248Between the two. I think I spent more time downloading and trying to fix mods for skyrim than playing it. Vs uma where I own a folder of el condor pasa folder on my favorites and participate on a 4chan general.
>>549022149It's been a hard decision between using Taishin or Rudolf this CM, since the other two slots are non-negotiable. This has swayed me.
>>549023425I’m surprised you didn’t do anything silly and have El Condor Pasa as a Skyrim companion and have her go through some fucked up mods
>>549022740not even in my top 5, how embarassing
>>549022939this should be illegal
>these stats with 700k fansjesus i guess that's what all the race bonus does28 races
>>549023409nah, Rob Roy would be peeking from around a corner, silently schlicking as she watched it go down
>>549023396>blue sparkly eyesholy fucking yukola didn't think there would be someone uglier than Almond Eye
>>549020339>he bought?>drop ze spechud dupe
>>549023613smells like a slavic man
wait you guys don't just leave it on in the background...?
>>549020364what she looking at
>>549023770understandable mistake, definitely european but other side of the continent
>>549023823no, I leave my house
>>549023823yes man, every time I do a parent run I go up another 10 hours
>>549023678Those stats are about the average run for me.What's your deck for that fan count?
Time to finish this I guess.
currensisters... SEA got her....
>>549024124/vt/ is usually sea so not surprised
>>549023613it's mine
>>549024124>sea nabbed Curren HAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAFUCK YOU CURREN GET SEADED
>>549024124seabed chan...
>
>>549024124I knew my kin had good taste la
>>549023528Did anyone even bother to make Uma mods for Skyrim? Let alone make one of my favorite horse.>>549023823I turn my computer off when I leave my home and I turn off games I'm not playing.
>>549024298
annnnd bricked.
>>549019462Sunday silence wouldn’t act like that
oh no no no what happened bitter ass???
Cute Nature
>>549024363Looking at nexus, it’s all in monster hunter. Nothing on Skyrim sadly
almost 8:30am, goodnight umanons
>>549024527If I weren't a raging Taishinfag, I'd probably be fagging it up Nice Nature style
Cheval Grand has been retired from stud duty, and he will now spend the rest of his days at Northern Horse Park in HokkaidoThis means you can visit him
>>549024623It's almost time for my shift
>>549014578Kitachan is built like TAHT?!
>>549022149TAISHIN TESTO
>>549023973running in URAparents are 15* power 3* staminaraces I run are>asashi hai + hopeful>tripple crown + yasuda kinen + tarakuza kinen before summer>g2 before kikuka sho+ queen elizabeht II cup>mile championship>arima kinen>american jcc>february stakes>osaka hai>tenno sho spring>victoria mile>yasuda kinenif you get skin outbreak before summer you can just cure it with resting there>all comers>mainichi okan>teno sho autumn>japan cup>champions cup>arima kinenhope it helps
>>549014578I want to slip around on her sweaty chest and stomach.
My vampire is ready to KILL
how big is too big?
>>549024815>MLB Kita+Riko
>>549024842Is that stam enough for Pacers?
>>549024884>rerolled for kita>got 3 copies of riko from the free rolls and sparked the banner and got 1 extra copy and grabbed the last one for MLBHope it helps. If I were a real whale I would have also have MLB Biko and wouldn't borrow creek
post the capricorn guide
>>549024815Damn, I wish I had an MLB Riko but 200 rolls only gave me 1. That was from pity.
>>549024936heal unique so absolutely, yes
>>549024936With nearly 600 guts probably, yeah. I took a third gold just in case.
for me its cuckmas golshi
>>549018692Winning or losing Unity race doesnt matter outside the final one, its a matter of rng luck with both rainbows and balls pop
>>549024815>URA>Riko
>>549024943>rerolled for kita
>>549025076okay cmon at least pick one that pretends it isn't AI slop
>>549024864Push it to they limit
>>549025150Riko has nice race bonuses
>>549024667bokus look like this?
>>549025183why? ai slop is the best>>549025184ok lets see
Setting up a bar with Nice Nature in our 40’s
>>549024647have a cute Taishin then
>>549025150mlb has really good race bonushelps with the stamina check for kikuka sho and tenno sho spring
>>549025076golshi golshi sexi
In 2 weeks kita rerollers honeymoon period will end
>>549025319Very cute Taishin, 10/10
>>549024884>>549025167he's a piggy but not a whale hope it helps
finally i won't be a mlb2 kitalet
>>549025319i fucking HATE this little piece of tomboy shitxhe hurts xself every run at least 3 timesfucking waste of uma>>549025307and neicha is a piece of shit as well
>kitasan>sweep/halo/biko if you have her>riko>power rice shower>wit mihono bourbon>fukukitaru/finemo if you have her>all in on stamina sparksThere's your Scorpio Cup guide, rev up those frontrunners and go get the Platinum title
Bakushin's white thighhighs are lewd! LEWD!
>"Legend" Race>My ancient F2P Gold Ship is already front funner before the final corner>Wins by a distanceMight as well just give free stars in the login mail without a race event
>>549025589>gave her a fangFUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU SHE DOESN'T HAVE A FANG YOU FUCKING NIGGER DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
>>549025749>she
>>549025076there's non-sloppa art you could've posted
>>549025717>my libra ace jobbed twice due to missing stamina recoveriesh-haha
>>549025749why are you gay tranny? fang makes everyone better
>>549025616I could actually do this deck, if I felt like killing myself over groundwork
>>549025776yes she niggerkike
>>549022149anon i'm gonna need the full picture
can I get spurt on my end closer via random bursts?
>>549026071I'm pretty sure that already is the full picture.
>>549026126yeap
>>549026126You can but I wouldn't rely on it for building an ace, you'll still want sparks for it (or hishi amazon in your deck)
This uma scares me
>>549023493what are you using other than Gold Ship? I thought both her and Taishin were the must haves
>>549026126you can but it's pretty rare because there's so many skills you can get from the random bursts
I got 740k fans but it was kinda stressful, buying skills inbetween and whatnot
>>549026209>Taishin ... must haveLolLmao
>>549026126yeppersyou don't need spurt cards or sparks :)
>>549026165>>549026193>>549026215wow then it must be rare since I never got it from bursts, only from AmazonI wanted to change Amazon for another stam card since I've been struggling getting over 1000 stamina
>>549026380Your parents??
>>549026154oh, well fair enough i respect the taishin tummy posting
>>549026478holy shit anon, you really got that guy, that was hilarious! you called his mom a niggerkike dude that's fucking gnarly, epic!
>>549026126I had a god highroll run with amazing stats but my spurt spark didn't proc at all, but then later I got spurt from bursts. It's a good 2nd layer option, sparks/agemasens are still your main source for it
no uma is must have or meta despite of what umatubers say... all you have to do is set up your statstick oshi to proc NSM at the earliest possible time and she will win
>>549026126I've gotten spurt from burst more times than actual inheritance
>>549026380bursts give out skills depending on what aptitudes you have at A rank, if your Uma can basically only End it's actually quite likely to get Spurt from it
>first rest>deprivedbricked gg
>>549026474
>>549027005cute rice
>>549027005I don't see the spurt bwo...
>>549027221dont have my own spurt parent and I'm out of borrows bwo
>>549027317>dont have my own spurt parentYou know, there a game mode that lets you remedy this...
I like when umas get jealous
https://youtu.be/yEGwrO9rYyIdangerous mare
>>549027443
>>549006098Kiryuin is half-umaAnshinzawa is definitely not a ningen
>>549027520AAAIEEEE SPE'S OFFSPRING IS TOO STRONG
ojiisans would love this
>>549027520Insane how spe isn't that into her trainer but all 3 wellknown mares are all over their respective trainersThat's one hell of a course correction
>>549024667How many mares got Grand'd?
>>549027891Dober wouldn't say this (unless I was a girl).
>>549027929Its weird considering Spe hated horses but loved humans.
MLB Top Cun or3LB Cafe?
>>549028041Top Cun for the skill points
i wish i could select trackwear color my girl uses instead of it being randomsome color combos of shorts/bloomers and leggings are quite nice
>>549027994
>>549027520Tact's maternal grandma, Daring Heart, is in it too!
>>549028125These are professional racers, not your little dress-up dolls.
I'm poor and lucklet, is this good for golshi?
>>549028197then why do i have the option to select their outfits at all?
>>549028359For URA yeah
>brought let's pump instead of straightaway adept on my good runFirst place B finals again I guess...
perfect
>>549028359Do you have riko? Riko can replace mayano card here.
>>549004083Danchou... It's time to accept we're an A+ club.I've already applied to be on the waitlist for uma club
sweaty Dantsu
>>5490289070LB R Riko
>>549029007buddy your bricked
>>549029303
mogged
>>549028359I think you should run for open league this long CM and still have a chance of getting your Umas to sing Ms Victoria which will happen this CM according to WITuberDont lose hope bro. I think theres an excel out there that could help you manipulate your stats and not get over B. Just google it or is it in this rentry.Im f2p as well but with rerolling and decent luck.Bottom Line looking at your deck its a nightmare even in Graded B League. My Umas that looks like this still isnt guaranteed for A Finals
thanks to the kind anons who told me to use a better deck for fans farming I got almost 800k now I'm gonna carry my shitclub to greatness
>>549029386noice
>>549029470
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xQYkyhKLGvUoisu~oisu~oisu~oisu~oisu~
>>549029678Doto rape
>>549030297
#worthit
nigganigganigga
>>549030524
Sure why not, let burst 3 balls on wit.
>>549024667It's over, no more boysemen harvesting
>>549030791I CAN NOW FUCK HIS BOKUMANKO?
>>549030524My wife
>>549030883>>549030883>>549030883
>>549006075buy an ad
>>549008770true, we need to accelerate more. week is more than enough
