Cold Edition>NewsTF2 Gold Rush released: https://store.steampowered.com/app/3826520/Team_Fortress_2_Gold_Rush/New Steam hardware announced: https://store.steampowered.com/sale/hardwareThermal Thruster reverted: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=255953>Official SitesBlog: https://teamfortress.comWiki: https://wiki.tf>Frag With /tf2g/When: Friday & Saturday Afternoon. Check for posts in the thread or be the one to announce.tf2g's Official Server: 78.46.128.115:27015 (EU)Ready Up: https://tf2gfragready.b4k.dev/>Other 4chan ServersWeeabootique: 198.245.61.57 (NA)Castaway: Castaway.tf (NA/EU/AUS/Asia)Konata: konata.tf (EU)>ResourcesFAQ: https://pastebin.com/Svy4uc7tMods: https://pastebin.com/8Q6bzADkPreview Loadouts & Skins: https://loadout.tf | https://weapons.tf | https://p337.info/tfviewHUDs: https://gamebanana.com/mods/cats/1644 | https://tf2huds.dev/Scripting: https://pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | https://pastebin.com/R7V4cN8STrading: https://backpack.tf | https://trade.tf | https://stntrading.eu/ | https://tf2trade.tf/Stats: https://pastebin.com/0yaDyWb4Sprays: https://rafradek.github.io/Mishcatt/Community Server Browsers: https://serverbrowser.tf/ | https://thegabenzone.github.io/truequickplay/#/serversCreators Leaks: https://archive.is/GeYbEtf2g's Guide to Heavy: https://pastebin.com/Y7ZWgt96>Competitive News & Events: https://teamfortress.tv Lobbies & Mixes: https://tf2center.com | https://pastebin.com/vNTDF4eLLeagues: https://pastebin.com/UJ9sDAdq>Previous Thread>>548581794
3 NIGASON CART
What will you be doing when the Smissmas update drops?
>>548957040Look at the new cosmetics, open my stocking, then close the game
>>548956903Thanks for that tough guy
>>548957040Get my free backpack expander of the year and then close the game
*sips*yep, this is the thread
>>548957040Play each new map between 0-1 times, equip a BMOC on all classes, then go back to playing nornally
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/image/Rd0m9WgWBZkgPURnzFtvhQ/>4 years of ruining this generalbruh
>>548957040>open game>get my stocking>close game>snore loudly as I hibernate until the MvM update drops
>>548958571Bro, youโre cringe. fempyro is literally saving this general. without them, itโd be a snoozefest. Theyโre bringing the energy, so quit hating and let fempyrochad cook.
>>548958786you're right, without that schizo posting we'd have a dead thread...
>literally
>>548958571it's been 4 years that makes it thread culture and okay to do
>>548958786BlessedViva and demofloyd save the general.
>>548958571hahahah holy shit and i thought i was bad for playing this dogshit game for a decade
>Shit posting here for years alone makes it thread cultureyou here that demofloyd schizo, keep going you're anointed soon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
>>548959389BlessedViva got NTR'd though, can we really trust him to save us when he couldn't even save himself?
>>548958571I saved it from another OP obsessed schizo, get a life
>>548959397I just don't get how you manage to get so hooked onto a thing, its impressive really>>548959493>same md5, thread name etc>name calls (projection)brother, just take the badge and wear it with pride it. You keep this place alive
>>548958571It's not even the same filename retard
>>548959491NTR? What does that mean?
>>548959704idk it's just a comfort game, i uninstall and reinstall multiple times a year and play for a month or two each time
>>548959389>r*dditfloydGo back
Has Vipes won yet?
>>548959704Retard doesn't even realize you can save an image off 4chan with it keeping the same md5
>>548959727It means he got cheated on.
>>548960051He's an obsessed schizo that autistically checks all posts to see if they were posted before, what do you expect
>>548960051no retard, you used the same thread name; it doesn't matter if you scrambled the name. Genuinely, you're a champ for keeping this place alive for many years, idc what anyone says that you may be a loser or a schizo, to me you're a king for keeping this place alive
>>548959389>trip attentionwhore and shartyschizo make the general even shittier*ftfyi'll take the fempyroposters any day of the week
Did Zesty win yet?
>>548960483Yeah we know you love yourself, narcissist do that
>>548960267I just looked at the picture and thought it looked cold you're an autistic retard who thinks that's somehow an original thought
>>548960568>narcissistWtf BasedViva is behind the Fempyro postings?https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/406767018/#q406900091
>Promise smissmass wishlists because how fucked up this year Scream Fortress>"M-muh I-i'm busy getting cucked and fucking whore on Japan!"And He had the audacity to make these retarded bingos on his stream
>>548960568>narcissist just like viva and the samefag who replies to himself 24/7?
>>548960483They make better posts than everyone else here.
>>548960728twitter post
>>548960662>>548960798gotta stop accusing others of what you're guilty off guys
>>548960895>t.
>>548960728>I-i'm busy getting cucked and fucking whore on Japan!He who shall not be named actually lost his wizard powers? I don't believe it
>>548960895Fuck off retard
>>548961181you only prove what i said >>548960250
Why do fempyro threads make people mad?
>>548961419>peopleIt's just 1 guy >>548961181
>>548961419the schizo is willing to fight anyone but fempyro fans get particularly angered by them
i wish i was fempyro
>>548961419It's one obsessed retard who gets mad
Very organic conversation
>>548961725Same but I look like this
>>548962296Very orgasmic conversation, mayhaps?
>>548962385https://steamcommunity.com/groups/transf2 Forgot to post your group
>>548962385the little engineer?
>>548962385based
>>548962510No that's you because you're cute
>>548962976:o
>>548961725How do you pee with your 2 feet long girlcock?
>>548963029>>548962976ladies keep it to the steam group
i gaped olivia
i gaped gonta
>>548962450baby making sex with honey
where's the update?
>>548963517Gonta say no update until 2026
>>548963504Why do keep making these cringe posts?
>>548963649Gonta ask me to
>>548963504Why do keep making these based posts?
>>548963504Yes!
>>548963828There's nothing based about being a furry nonce.
Kill pyros. Behead pyros with the eyelander. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Deficate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in the underworld. Dump pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Make pyros check'em. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyros. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp pyros. Kick a pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark pyros from hat drops. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi.
4/5 of the last Smissmas updates came out during the first week of December and 3/5 were on a Thursday, c'mon Valve please.
>>548964323Thatโs what I said too at one time but look at me now
>>548964669How sad..
>>548964669How happy..
smissmas status?
o..oliv.....ia......*munching on iq boosting vegetables* d....rrr.....ress...ed......*flexes cerebral cortex folds* a...asss..........*calculating optimal cunnymaxxing levels* hone...yy....th..e...*sputters* ..cccat......*fucking explodes*
>>548964791its pathetic too...
If the update doesn't drop in an hour, two max, it's not coming out tonight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vi3aFgZT4Qc
>>548964791The Fates are very mysterious and I am easily their greatest tragedy.>>548964847Only if I embrace the chaos of it all.
>>548965008_______________2 weeks_________________________
Ougoku
yes very funny now give update
We all know why the update ain't 'ere yet...He had sum business to attend to...
16 pyroslovakians, whatever happened there...
>>548965918Why is he so fucking fat
>>548966429Youdda be a lot fatter if you hadda Mamma Mobstah's chicken parmesan. Che bontร mamma mia!
Tones, themes, stylization.
>>548963828>>548964112>>548964669>>548965008>>548965676based-ass posts
>>548966429no more weight remarks, they're hurtful and destructive
>inb4 another emporium troon's buggy shit delayed the update until next week
>>548967012>TonesThere's only one Tone in this jointCazzata Malanga! *BANG*
>>548966429why is she so hecking trans?
it's a MASSIVE update btw, new smissmas contracts, new mvm missions and maps...
Ever. Green.
>Eve- ACK!
>>548967021Cringe*
The Nightmare Before Smissmas: Gold Rush's Final Stand (22:47)
>>548967285I don't care.
The most cucked thread on 4chan: /tf2g/ (352:99:99)
>>548968050there's literally nothing to talk about, we get 3 bad/mediocre updates a year which don't add anything substantial and that's it
>>548968050I told them to not listen to Zesty but nobody ever listens to my wisdom
>>548964112Shame Sega forgot she exists.
no update today... how sad...
>>548965181contacting our drawfags as we speak
next week for sure...
>>548968967Archie / IDW didn't and made her a real character
>>548964669See this? This is what happens when you defend Vipes. You become a furry just like him. Vipes is not /ourguy/. Metabolic 4 lyfe
Engineer should have a Colt Navy 1851 Revolver.
>>548971793with realistic cap and ball reloading
>>548958571Holy shit I was literally joining the thread to say this shit, i recognized this from years ago.
God is good and life is beautiful, guysWhat'd be even more beautiful would be having a Heavy to feed Kritzkrieg Pops to in Casual matches
Heavy is such a stupid class, honestly.
>>548971747I have no idea who those two are
>>548972978God isn't real.
>>548973663>PhD in Russian literatureApologize
>>548973663Better than Medic and Pyro.
Why didn't Valve drop the update today? Now if the update is broken (it is) we'll have to wait until Monday for fixes since tomorrow is Friday and they rarely fix shit on the weekends.
>>548973663he's so dependent on a medic. a heavy without a medic is one of the worst classes in the game but with a medic, even a retard can roll a pub. not like we're ever getting an update, but a gun that game him a little more roamer or survivability when he doesn't have a medic would be my most used weapon in the game
>>548974737Heavy is fine on defense he just can't push into shit on his own very well.
>>548974737>survivabilityHe literally has the most health of all the classes by far.
>>548975121>what is dodge tank buildScout effectively has more HP.
>>548975121Doesn't matter when everything does so much damage and unless you take the enemy by surprise you're going to end up taking damage in any fire fight which makes you an easy target for whoever you just killed's team.
I have a bad habit of thinking everyone on the other team is bad and I'll do dumb shit and die since I underestimated them.
>>548972978I main heavy, but I only let my dear friend who also happens to be on tf2g krits me, sorry viva :)
My most played classes are Heavy and Medic because everyone else sucks ass at playing them, and places like /tf2g/ reinforce my beliefs.
>>548976457Medic is a cuck class and Heavy is boring. I play to have fun.
>>548972549Nice self report on you having been here for years by saying that
>>548975121300 hp isnt a whole lot when he dies in from the following3 rockets 3 pipes3 scout meatshots2 quickscopes or 1 full charge body shot
>>548976457ok what's the big secret to playing heavy in a pub >inb4 just jump around corners bro
>>548977649wait around corners
>>548977649Rev jumping is actually a bit of a trap, you're better off staying revved up as much as you can because of Heavy's minigun ramp up mechanic.
>>548964445Fuck pyros. Get head from pyros. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Camp in the same tent with pyros. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Give pyros your hat drops in exchange for sex. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
>>548978449this but shupos
>>548978536many are saying this
alternate timeline where Heavy got Ludmila instead of Natascha
>>548978634Many doesn't equal 1 person.
>>548979304It does when this general is so dead.
>>548977882Overall it's 25% less damage for 1 second. It's not too big of a deal
>>548977882you're still a slow massive target>>548977813he is a defensive class, he does that well at least.
>>548979304it's not one person just because you keep saying it is
>>548979495Why is it so dead?
Caffeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeine if my butt wasnt freezing right now id be fragging so hard i just know it
>>548979887Because the game is in terrible shape and has low player retention.
>>548980067need someone to warm your butt up? :3
stem frens
>>548979887because you're still here
>>548980157i appreciate the offer but im gonna decline
>>548974737Tomislav and banana exist.
>>548981689>has to run away every 30 seconds to find a corner to eat>still a massive slow target
>>548980141It's still the best game of all time.>>548980207Bit mean.
>>548956903this image doesn't have anything to do with tf2. perfect op 10/10
>>548982521Nah, brother. That'd be the GOAT Yoshi's Island
>>548985441that's the pyro, retard
>>548985938Pyro is a male.
>>548986127nuh uh
>>548985441posted it again award
>>548985837How many hours do you have on that game?
>>548957040remain mad that they removed mann. up tickets from the stocking and replaced them with low-tier paints that don't look good on anything unless you're painting your entire loadout that color
>best uber targets in gold rush are still the scout soldier and demowho's up for some 6s gold rush pugs. 11 more needed
>>548986184yeah uh
>>548987609>durrr concept artand demo is white huh?
>>548972439this but unironicallyit's literally just spy's stock revolver but the reload takes 6x as long and it has unlisted increased damage falloff because valve likes to hide that shit and not tell anyone
>>548987649>and demo is white huh?yeshe is an honorary aryan
>>548988178he doesn't look even remotely like that in the game though, so no
>>548979796it's a pretty big deal for a low mobility class that relies on ambush tactics to be effective solo
>>548986184
>>548989343go ahead and finish reading that, child
>>548989467
groundhog day niggas having the same arugment every day about the same shit
>>548989510>VA gender is relevantA lot of male characters in cartoon are voiced by a female.
>>548989510I'll take "what is an actor" for 500 alex
>>548989760Because cartoons are cringe.
>>548989510lmao he thinks this is an argument
>>548989776loved her work in drawn together
>>548989510nigga that is the worst argument you could've had
>>548989510not only retarded, but relying on chatbots to do his research for him tier retarded
>>548989760>>548989776>>548990069>>548990287>>548990497it makes sense for a female actress to voice a male child (pre-puberty), a childish character, or someone who started out as a child and grew up but they decided to keep the same actress (Goku for example) but there are very very very few instances of a male character voicing a female character unless it's for a joke like dr. girlfriend from venture brothers, the only other example which does actually apply to pyro is when a female character is wearing a mask and using some sort of voice changer to hide her identity but pyro's identity has never been revealed and nothing else is particularly feminine about pyro, at least the launch version of pyro, they've obviously leaned into the mysterious gender aspect since then but I don't know if that was ever originally intended
Why do you guys always argue about Pyro like this
>>548990585you are retarded
linda belcher is voiced by a man
>>548990598Coomers and trannies wish he was female.
>>548990616would you like to provide an argument or perhaps some examples of males voicing female characters non-jokingly? maybe some confirmation that they've always meant for pyro's gender to be ambiguous?
>>548990585>but I don't know if that was ever originally intendedthe other guy's right you are retarded, the bio saying "if he even is a man" and the purse in pyro's locker were there at launchyeah they always intended on what's in the suit to be ambigious>>548990598zoomer tourists who started playing post JI say retarded shit like thinking it's impossible for pyro to be a woman>>548990681so is lumpy space princess
>>548990753that bio was added in a 2008 blog post, it wasn't there at launch also the purse in the locker is from mountain lab which wasn't a launch map
>>548990753JI? What does that mean?
>>548990963>also the purse in the locker is from mountain labIt's literally in the 2fort locker room you absolute newfag, do you even play this game?
>>548991110no
>>548990741>always meant forso that literally any source that isn't concept art won't count, nice try.
>>548991161
>>548991110to be fair mountain lab has that exact same locker but I will concede that I was wrong about 2fort but just because Valve likes to fuck around with Pyro's gender doesn't definitely make it actually a woman, pyro has plenty of masculine characteristics and cosmetics just as he has a few feminine characteristics and cosmetics, I just hate modern gender discourse because it always attracts troons and gooners
>>548990969It means when you get cheated on.
>>548989467This isn't implying he could be a woman it's implying he could be inhuman, like a monster (Frankenstein reference a few words prior)
>>548991697Heavy also has feminine cosmetics.
>>548991697oh my science!
>>548991847That happened to BlessedViva, Zesty Jesus, b4nny and Uncle Dane. Which TF2 Community Pillar is next to topple?
>>548991697>just because Valve likes to fuck around with Pyro's gender doesn't definitely make it actually a womandon't move the goalposts now you stupid negro, you said>the mysterious gender aspect since then but I don't know if that was ever originally intendedbackpedaling and saying "they like to fuck around with Pyro's gender" is conceding your original pointno fucking shit pyro's identity wasn't confirmed one way or the other, that's not what you were arguing>>548991873this is a retarded smooth brain take that ignores any and all context in the bio, the proceeding word was describing him as a "man" in the gendered sense, not inhuman
every time you spawn in as pyro its gender is randomly selected
Pyro is non-binary
every time you spawn in as pyro her cup size is randomly selected
>>548992727and he's always flat chested.
>>548992816nuh uh she has H cups on mine
>>548992867Then your game is broken.
>>548992816with a big dick too
>>548992949it's working as intended
>>548993163Nur nur nur
>>548992727>>548993163can confirm, last round my pyro had big honkersthis round though she came out as a loli
>>548990598zoomers who pride themselves on retarded things they made up like 'media literacy' aren't even good at it
>>548991956>kamirdrawz>drawz>image is clearly ai and he didn't draw anythingI hate indians so much it's unreal.
>>548993764doesn't look like AI to me, just mediocre art
>it is 2012>/tf2g/ is still arguing if pyro is a man or a woman> it is 2016>/tf2g/ is still arguing if pyro is a man or a woman> it is 2020>/tf2g/ is still arguing if pyro is a man or a woman> it is 2025>/tf2g/ is still arguing if pyro is a man or a womandon't you ever get bored of this?
>>548993764I look up the source and the artist clearly isn't using AI
>>548994335it's better than talking about e-celebs
>>548994376posting frags is better than both
>>548994927If I wanted to see frags I would open the game and play.
He's so perfect bros
>>548995807Damn bro if you were a cute autistic girl I would updoot your post.
>>548996338>mpreg in the filename.Obviously not
>>548986410Yoshi's Island? Gee, no clue. Spent a good chunk of time platinuming that game as a kid however, so it took a while Sorry it took so long to reply back. I'm in the middle of watching the GOAT action film, Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair, at the cinema
>>548993876>>548994370Look at the fingers on the left hand, and then the fingers on the right hand. Notice anything off?
>>548998529It's possible for a bad artist to forget to draw a finger anon, it was a common mistake before AI. Otherwise the fingers make sense and follow through to the other side of the hand
>>548995634where are they running AM pugs at 2am on a thursday night?
Has Gabber won yet?
>>549000386paizuri
>>548992727Randomly selected between K and U cups*
>>549000998
>>549000998I like the way anon thinks
>call out spy's location in voice chat>our heavy immediately 180s and mows him down>"nice they got a heavybot"It's the little things.
>>549003206tell him to wash his penis
is tf2 good for you
>>548994927this isn't frags it's your life story you can shorten this to 3s max
>>549004608you forgot your lust provoking image
>>548992030>gendered senseno it isn't, that's talking about him in the human sense
>>549004751i don't like those eyes they're scary...
>>549004608i feel pretty fucking shitty today and it helped a little
>>548994370i actually thought fempyro was done by hand purely because of how amateurish it looks, but if this art here is by the same person, it looks fucking huge amounts higher quality, which leads me to think that yes ai was used. that fempyro was posted 6 months ago; i just don't believe someone would improve in 6 months from that to this
>>549004836if it was it wouldn't have said "a man," "man" referring to humans is only ever said in plural form i.e. "the fall of man"and even if you count things that aren't human in answer to the question "if he even is a man," women are things that aren't men so it's a moot point to pretend it somehow precludes pyro from potentially being a woman
>>548974156>Doesn't realize half the shit he was spewing was just him bluffing at the poker tableApologize.
>is tf2 not tf2? i have a very big brain and am much smarterer than youwho the fuck actually listens to this retard
>>549005574He's right, but only about the serialized ""annual"" comics, and even then it's right* with an asteriskThe WAR! comics directly tied in to the WAR! update and the classes have lines referencing it, Loose Canon, Blood Brothers, etc directly tie in to Helltower and why the Mann brothers fight, how we got to MvM, etc. It's only once they went to the serialized stuff did it become disconnected, the asterisk being because it's inherently speculative of what would happen after the Gravel and Robot wars, it's disconnected to anything seen in game.
>>549005574soldier is the only one that was taken too far, maybe medic. all the other comic mercs match up with their meet the team versions.
reminder
>>549005574The comics are detached from the game since they specifically take place after the in-game events. You don't need to read them to understand the game's story.Also they did butcher a lot of the mercs. Like Soldier's domination lines clearly acknowledging the nationality of the other classes, but then the comics imply he thinks everyone on the team is American because "he's too retarded hurr durr"
>>549006174Well in the comics they all have lead poisoning
...we back?
Zesty KILLS this websiteWe should stop talking about him.
cloudfare be like:
They're testing internet crashes for when they announce TF3 at The Game Awards
tee eff three sounds bad, not as good as tee eff two
>>549005853Bro has a Vortiguant name
>>549005574You seriously need to fuck off, nobody gives a fuck about your e-celeb friend.
>>549005757People who started playing this game after 2010 so newfags.
>>548994335More like>It is 2007>The internet argues if pyro is a man or a woman>It is 2008>The internet still argues if pyro is a man or a woman>It is 2009>The internet still argues if pyro is a man or a womanEtc. etc
Pyro is a fat Latinx.
I think for Dec 24 it would be super awesome if we trolled Valve epiclyI just dont know how though
>>549012903KyoAni it
>>549012903
>>549013089I think we could all host bots and name them all #BotTakeoverTF2 and they all use AI generated profile pics so it's more on theme with them being bots. But instead of doing anything harmful we just have them wish the TF2 community a Merry Christmas, it would be totally awesome!
>>549013181edit: thanks for the gold!!
>>549013468They should also votekick all human players to help them interact with their family more. We'd only do it on Christmas so it doesn't hurt the game
>Wasted THREE crockets in a row spychecking>And none of them were spies>Die to a crit sticky right afterNIGGER!
is the crit chance calculated before firing or while firing
>>549013947I think it's before firing
>>549013947valve has an entire building of servers just for deciding whether or not you crit. it calculates it based on every single variable in the server to maximize your frustration. their algorithm is so advanced that LLM companies like openai and meta are trying to copy their code and failing
>>549004751
>>549013947The crit rate is calculated entirely client side. The crit bucket was implemented as a half measure for combating crit hacking.
Talking About Our Girlfriends? | Idle Time #7 (00:00:01)
>>549017948Oh man I could talk about mine for hours. Might go see her again today and put this booked day off to use
>>548998814Why this amount of cope, when the artstyle is clearly the generic ai generated style?
sweaty grocery sex interrupted by kfc pigouts tf2
>>549017948Richter Overtime doesn't talk about his girlfriend because he has a wife.
>>549019749https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/5/50/Demoman_dominationmedic03.wav
>>549004751https://steamcommunity.com/groups/transf2You forgot the steam group link too!
>>549022778This link needs to be in the OP
So did geel really sell his stake in all the TF2 sites he owns or did he just want to step out of the public eye? His steam profile says he's no longer affiliated with anything trading related.
>>549027708He's still grieving after his longtime mentor and father figure Jeffrey Epstein died in his jail cell in 2019.
Sniper can gyat my rizz frfr no cap? Shade dog no way yapping up my walk better fortnight take a skibidi bruh on God unc gotta slide
pls rember that wen u have bad daynever forget ttimes wen u fraged happywen broken heart always rember 3 nigas on cart
More like /lanky cuck general/
how long do you need to unrust after a couple of years of notf2
>>549004750what did he mean by this?
>>549005853>>549010974Definitely chose a brown people name for diversity points lmao
Let it die.
guys should i join ICE so that i can buy tf2 unusuals and fumos
>>549043162you should join ice to secure the sign on bonus and when israel swings the pendulum in a few years and ice gets budget cuts you can convert that into a cushy office governemnt job already being on the inside
>>549043162What if you're deporting someone and you find out they're your Steam friend?
>>549044498i'd rape them
Zesty is right about Scout's character in the comics, I remember when I read the epilogue and told my friend that I thought he might be raising other mens' children as one final joke at his expense, becase "haha he's dumb and has no idea how to get laid."Meanwhile when first playing the game, I saw him as super aggressive and dangerous since he can easily defeat any class if he caught them off guard, even a Heavy as shown, but also cocky enough to talk shit while doing it.
It's impossible to have any genuine balance discussion in TF2, because there's a legion of people that complain that you're attempting to take away their overpowered toys.
i like when soldier taunts the enemy team and screams "FAGGOTS"
>>549044852This is why Valve stopped doing balance updates, because TF2 players are crybabies.
>>549044852>pretty much every modern PvP game in a nutshellThe only games that have genuinely interesting discussion on that topic are ones that won't be patched, because there's far less of a reason to be dishonest. And for the record TF2 is one of the better cases, since Valve is practically hands-off now
Defend this point!
>>549044852That thermal thruster bug fix was unjustified and you know it. Good thing it was reverted.
>>549044852revert the caber
Why is /tf2g/ so dead?
>>549055352i dunno
>>549055352bcz ur still here
what about TF2GR
>>549057348dying
Just flank the sniper that's standing inside the badwater spawnroom
>>549057450that's 4 full servers
I used to play on GR2R (Get Ready 2 Rumble) servers. It was a nice little vanilla rotation server with a community of what I think was mostly irl friends and family. It was a nice casual experience. I think I was way better than any other regular and I'm pretty bad at the game so I was always able to just do whatever I wanted and have a good time. I always wondered what happened to those servers.
>>549057348i still want to do gold rush pugs >>548987342this is not a joke
Imagine playing 6s, a mode for babies who can't handle the existence of pyro, heavy, engineer, sniper and spy. couldn't be me
>>549058296Aryan idea.
i like it. if you get rid of all the slow classes, tf2 becomes fastwhat an idea
>>549058771based free thinker stock vs virgin meta chasing original
>>549058296No lies detected
>>549059316>strange original is $300
>>549059527>caring about stranges at all
Get on Chudville
>when the scout isnโt an incompetent and worthless f2p
>>549060123I will amass the world's largest collection of hales own rocket launchers. my 4th is 3k kills in right now
>>549060123Way better than unusuals. You actually use stranges
>>549058771The game is fast enough already + demo ruins the pace by locking down areas abd spamming chokes
is this retarded or not, I can't tell
>>549063974This is jewish wtf? Why are they asking for your cut?
>>549063974new emporium just dropped
lmfao are they actually serious about this
>>549063974kek post his steam I want to see what he and his friends has made that would warrant leeching free self mades from people
>>549064780it's a cringe power fantasy but lmao what a dogshit logo for a supposed artist group
Our team is playing memeball again, today we're playing against /wowg/https://cytube.implying.fun/c/vgleague
>>548962504>trans fortress 2>its the most AGP coded image of all timekek
>>549064780>>549063974joke's on them, valve isnt adding new warpaints anymore anyway
>>549044852The short circuit has no right being engineers strongest weapon. Even a sniper can't deal with an engineer using it and it shuts down his intentional counters
>>549064780> zestys warpaint server embraces communismThings I did not have on my 2025 bingo card
>>549018209>generic ai generated styleNo it isn't, that's the overrendered / overdetailed look you're thinking of, it doesn't have thatThe style in that pic is generic and basic enough to have been done by some dude on deviantart
>>549063974This is a GREAT idea and definitely WON'T be abused by scheming workshop Jews.
>>549063974I can't wait to see a generic 5 minute war paint that has 12 contributors because of this shit
>>549064984I'm on that server. it's mostly slop desu https://steamcommunity.com/id/SimplyCybermantis
>>549064984>>549066796https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3456137786lol just lmao
>>549066796>>549066980>dude that made the pony war paint>and the "fresh and clean" one that's just Gray and Brown (tm)It's always these kinds of people who think they can represent the war paint community
Valve I know you're really really really busy but can you please find in in your heart to take 5 minutes and press the Smissmas Update button? Thank you.
>>549066980
>>549063974>>549064780>>549066796>>549066980This has to be a joke.
>>549023454Honestly, it's a part of the OP at it's core because of the image alone
>>549067804man I wish>>549066796>>549065709desu that places is pretty much the same as the slopporium, except you can call people retardedcheck it out yourself and get your free % lmaohttps://steamcommunity.com/groups/PaintersWorkshop
>>549067804It isn't, people like this seem to get the biggest egos for some reason
>>549022778TFC bros...
Stop shilling your steam group here Freesia.
>>549068473Do the needful for advertising
>>549022778This group is so fempyro coded, idk why people are hating. It's genuinely the perfect group for fempyro posters
Not joining your shit group no matter how much you samefag it
>>549068780its not my group sister, i just think you guys would be very welcome sharing your fempyro porn stash their! Have a nice friday!
>stash theirseething ESL moment
>>549069201He is always like that.
>>549063974>>549064780They probably realized how much you can make from getting a warpaint added and just want to be included in as many submissions as possible to leech the rewardsAnd self-made farming too I guessIt'd be funny if this catches on and you get a single warpaint with 30 contributors lol
>>549063974>>549064780People in the 1930s were right, unions are just a bunch of mafia communist shit. And now you're seeing it in real-time. Valve should outlaw stuff like this.
>>549063926demo isn't even the biggest "slow down" aspect of 6s. Medic's uber slows down the game 10x more than demos. Demos are really weak in 1v1s (so is a medic but the medic is the most protected person in the 6s lineup). Demos are less protected, more aggressive, and is generally a solid target for a bomb. His traps are easily splashed away or cleared
update delayed because dotflare has to open a new bank account (the case is entirely his items)
>>549069201>>549069440Alright well, when you're done talking to yourself; feel free to just go ahead and join your fellow likeminded friends in that group
>>549072072Get chatGPT to write your sentences.
No update... No update... Mmm...
TF2 will be cancelled at the game awards
https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=30147holy shit guys the mvm update is live
>>549073330i'm good, have fun!
>>549073580will that happen before or after the 3rd hl3 announcement?
>>549073643Stfu retard it's not even funny.
>>549073643Keep doing this retard it's funny.
>>549074971
Let's all go, down to Dumas Walker. We'll get a slaw burger, fries and a bottle of Ski. Bring it on out to my baby and me.
Uh, bros? What does this mean?
>>549075297team fortress 2 is being removed from steam and anyone who ever spent even $1 on it will be having their steam accounts banned forever
>>549075297that you're using a bad browser
>Oh no! My "banana" is so small and insignificant! It is 2nd compared to Pyro's!What did Valve mean by this?
>>549075586Name a single good mobile browser and don't you dare say Firefox, that shit fucking sucks.
>>549076023nta but you shouldn't be browsing on your phone period. you have a pcthat being said, i mostly use brave on my phone too
>>549075297the servers are getting DoS'd cause so many people are downloading the mediocre's retard update >>549073643
>>549076282I can't use my PC in bed.
What's with them delaying updates???, Do they think we're retarded to wait for another week?
ITS UP https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/242680/view/499465877188511075?l=english
>>549077291ik who u r
>>549077584A plant enjoyer of course!
TF:S2 watching all the other mods get released on Steam while theirs got a DMCA:
>>549078235they deserve worse tee bee eich
>>549074971What is that gun?
I guess the Smissmas update has been delayed. Maybe it won't be as bad as the Halloween update.
>>549078235Didn't TF2:S2 team give up on the project right before the DMCA anyway?
How come hundreds of thousands of people watch Tf2 videos but when I go in a server I see the same rotating 100~ people?
>>549044852I agree, Loch n Load and Beggar's Bazooka are overpowered crutches
>>549082760This applies to other videogames too except they just get more views so it's a less noticeable proportion. The number od people who watch videos about a videogame is always 10-100x more than the number of people who actually play that videogame.On a related note, it's also why people who ask their stream chat things or do polls on youtube and the like will always be misrepresenting the actual game playerbase, because most of the people voting or commenting aren't actually people who play. It's also why petitions can get thousands of signatures without anyone playing
I like the tf2 comics.
>>548956903pregpyro
>>549083863
Now... about that shupo update I owed ya!
>>549084305why is she so steamy
:3
tf2g rope status?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_TsZVB9WsMHow we feeling, pyrobros?Watch it muted because the retard couldn't disable the resupply sound
>>549084305
>>549084093>POV: Zesty on a cuckchair
>>549075939Second banana - best banana
Did Solarlight lose yet?
>>549088965He's having fun and that is all what matters
>>549090183he laughed at the thought of a million holocausts happening at once..?
>>549091075based
>Just one more tournament bro I'm sure Demoknight will be the meta, you just need to run your PC at a constant 600fps to make his charge turns viable bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3p6k8A_b6OwEver...green?
we had a pretty good streak of week 1 smissmas updates from 2020-2024, guess we're back to week 2 or 3 smissmas updates
>>549093479Workshop trannies delaying the update once again because their OC announcer's voice lines won't work
>>549093059>literal who recorded at 10fpswhy do i give a shit
do you guys mew while fragging
>>549085359zangief players are all pedophiles
why are uncletopia servers running on the oldest dell laptop in an abandoned house making the experience like getting jabbed in the nuts randomly with random lag spikes
>>549091695There's a console command undo the turn control nerf in 2014.Why not just, change that?
>>549084093
>>549095928Why are the Chicago Unceltopia servers the most populated? It's like there are 4 Chicago servers always full and then maybe the New York or Seattle one.
>>549095267yeah over voice chat but sadly I keep getting kicked 3:
>>549098464The server is that good, You cannot imagine how good the game plays without bullshit Random crits or bullet spread
had a dream tonight that there was this game mode in tf2 where you could make new teammatesit was like mvm mode but in the shop there were uninflated balloons of each merc and you could buy them and when you pressed the use button you could inflate one with air and they would basically be a bot of that class and with full hp and ammo, and when they died they didn't respawn, kind of like if you gave every class mini sentriesmaybe they should also do less damage like how dota does illusions but it might be fun
how do you get tf2 dreamsi want tf2 dreams
>>549095928>uncletopia>uncle dane>engineer main>dell laptop>dell conagher
>>549100702play an unhealthy amount of video games daily, like double digits hours
>>549099685I meant like why they're Chicago. Is it because the Midwest is roughly the middle of the US (best average ping for everyone), or is Tf2 just very popular there?
>>549084054I impreg'd that
>>549102383I sometimes get mine when I stop playing altogether
>Uncletopia>all full to the BRIM>Zesty's Vanilla Server>like 8 people
>Kogasatopia>full to the BRIM
>Fempyro's womb>full to the BRIM
>this thread>full to the BRIM (with cancer)
>my bladder>full to the BRIM
>my killstreak>full to the BRIM
please stop
>>549113656>this anon's distaste for this joke>full to the BRIM
there's a puddle under my desk now
>>549113656>anon's asshole>full to the BRIM
I want a cool new simple jacket for Soldier. We haven't had a good Soldier shirt since the Veteran's Attire.
>>549114985they all look the same at this point
>>549115043There was one posted a while back that had a simple design and included gloves and looked pretty nice, it's on the Workshop somewhere.
A Look At The /tf2g/ BRIM Incident (14:43:17)
>>549115581>this video>full to the BRIM
>>549114985there are already so many that are good, my favorite is the classified coif
repeating jokes over and over doesn't make it funny guys
what do we think of this hat
>>549117598that's funny coming from you
>>549118991SUM1 is gonna want SUM1 filled to the brim...
stocket rock launcher
dead gamedead general
>>549124748baby making sex with giegue
when you're heaving esex with your steam friend and accidentally get him pregnant... again...
>>549126731baby making sex with steam friends
>>549044852>Yeah chud complaining about compshit balance = being a fat crying baby Playing on castaway for a solid amount of time shatters the whole compshitter narrative it's insane. If anything, most weapons should get substantial buffs and reverts of dogshit nerfs.
>>549066097>No it isn'tYes it is
>>549117598I'm gonna have egg-shattering sex with you.
>>549124748horror status: peeped
>>549128675she's eating the burger wrong you don't eat it from the top
>>549070415>>549064780>>549063974Fortunately, the rest of the server thinks this idea is retarded and the guy ended up leaving after people told him to fuck off.
>badwater last>build nest under the ledge everyone builds>barely holding>another engie builds there>spy backstabs and saps my shit>build nest under maproom>anothor engie also builds there>move buildings back under the other ledge >he moves his shit there also>spy saps everthing again and pub push wins the gameit was frustating him consantly following me getting both our shit destroyed in one shot instead of one nest surviving and holding
>>549135647she's trying her best ok??>>549137176shoulda built in the dane spot near bottom spawn
>>548966429Why is Zesty's cartoon bear wife so sexy?
>>549137691She has a face made to be cummed on
Interesting watch about the BASE Jumper.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skTCMStphG8
Zesty got cucked, billions must unsubscribe.
>>549140916Castaway server has already updated the plugin to be historically accurate which is nice.
>>549140916so what I'm seeing is that it should receive a further airspeed multiplier nerf and regain its ability to re-deploy and the updraft while on fire - seriously, were trolldiers rocketjumping with cowmangler charged shots that big a deal that it needed to be removed?
can I get a qrd on what's happened in tf2 in the past 11 years thx
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/493638465/#q493682370I'm waiting for my apology, btw.
Hey tf2g! Remember me?
>>549143636I think the only thing that deserves a nerf is your foreskin.
>>549143976
>>549143636Infinite re-deploying was always gay but the current version is pretty bad too. Seriously there should either be a delay of 1-1.5 seconds after each re-deploy or just a maximum cap of two re-deploys for every Rocket Jump.
>>549144106They also have medic bots now. On almost every casual server there's now two or three default medics who follow one player (randomly) when nobody used to play medic. You will soon see that I was right
Cheater bots are realMedic bots are realAFK bots are real/tf2g/ calls you schizo when you point it out
>>549147269This medic on my team>default loadout>empty profile>two comments calling him bot
Are you going to apologize?
If you queue for casual you should just realize you are not playing with humans.
>over a year ago>see weird kind of afk bots in tf2 matches>post about what you saw in /tf2g/>thread goes bananas at you>calling you schizo take your meds etc>nooo it's impossible for there to be bots who arent cheaters stop thinking goy the bot crisis is heckin over>ff to now>turns out you were completely right about everything>afk bots and "default bots" are real, they are everywhere>join a match and one or both teams are loaded with idle bots who never join>/tf2g/ wont apologize
Give this man an apology
oh shit guys team fortess 2 is live
>>549150035I like how they edited this picture to make him look more old and sickly.
>>549124913no>>549131612no
>>549150751>>549117598
>>549143976A couple of weapons added here and there. That's it>>549145298Hi, Anonymous!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGZNB2hm-CkHoly. Kino.
>>549064780This is feedback on the logo itself, if you didnt cherry pick you would see he didnt even say what its gonna be about yet.If you looked at original message >>549063974 and seen the reactions, you would know it was negativeNo they dont care about this shit, they dont even want to associate with it and say its retarded like you are.The guy left soon after and changed the goals of his idea since he got shitted on so hard, made his own version of painters workshop so this might as well be fuck all meaning drama.>>549066980>>549067075Fresh and clean is miles better then whatever empies slop out, its boring sure but still usable. Pony shit is obvious april fools joke.Are you also retarded?>>549070415Yeah a fuck all shekels where you get maybe two extra groceries a month. On other hand the slop paints release once a year so you get the money each month between.Its just quick small change unless you are broke or doing it for living. I know some of the workshop sloppers are wheelies that live on this shit and thats how they also pump this shit out.
>>549136234not samefag but as lurker in that server thats true. the guy who made the idea got shit on, and yes he did leave the server because of it. he has a reputation for being schizo
>>549140916>Base Jumper lets you accelerate in the air faster by strafing but has a cap at 300 Hu/s whereas regular strafing has no cap>Mantreads lets you do this even better than the Base Jumper as it has a greater acceleration and no speed cap>JI stats are lying and the air control multiplier is the same, what changed is the speed cap which was nerfed from 400 Hu/s>Valve's main argument that "it makes the user too hard to hit" doesn't change anything, as players can dodge just the same>The nerf overall decreases the distance you can travel>In casual play it's still pretty good because players never look upWhat I'm getting from this is that Valve never actually fixed the issue they were trying to address (Base Jumper makes it too hard to hit) but nerfed other things that make it overall less fun to use (redeployment, travel distance).Sounds to me like it was overall an unnecessary nerf
>>549140916>Comp banned it because it made players too hard to hit>Valve nerfs it>Comp finally unbans it>Turns out it never fixed the issue of making enemies too hard to hit in the first placeSo you're telling me this entire time it was just a comp skill issue? Lol
>>549155160>>549156205The nerf literally made the thing not as busted as it was before, are you guys illiterate? Or do you have trouble looking at a 10 minutes video? Valve only overdid the nerf by making the redeployment a one-time use but other than that, the BJ is still good.
>>549150035>*nom *nom *nom*>>549150332SANDVICH MAKE ME STRONG
>>549156721>The nerf literally made the thing not as busted as it was beforeWhat made it busted? If it's the maneuverability it gave in the air, the video shows that wasn't changed, you still have the same acceleration and strafing speed as before. JI nerfed the speed cap, which doesn't address the main complaint against it (it makes base jumper users too hard to hit), and only really affects the total distance you can travel via airstrafing.If anything the video shows that the Mantreads are even harder to hit, as you have even more air maneuverability and no speed cap.I agree that it's not as bad as people make it out to be (he even shows this), but ultimately the nerf didn't do much to address the complaints people had with it
https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/1pewfj7/i_am_parachute_man_collect_my_parachute_clips/Relevant
>>549158435Nerfing the max air speed from 400 hu/s to 300 objectively made dodging in the air less busted than it was before. You can even compare clips and see that the BJ Soldier strafes way less and you do now have an easier time hitting himBut the main point of the nerf was not letting a BJ Soldier reaching Scout speed for free.
>>549150332It's not an edit.
>>549154116Weren't estimates around 4000-5000$ in just the first month for getting a warpaint added? I'd say that's a pretty big deal, especially if you're from some thirdie countryNow imagine if you're on the contribution list for 3-4 warpaints. I can see why people would want to be credited, it's easy money for just making a texture, even if they add warpaints infrequently
>>549080645I don't remember the full story but Valve was pretty much always on their asses about the project, the DMCA was the final nail in the coffin
>>549155160The old BASE jumper allows you to redeploy which makes allow you dodge vertically.Nevertheless it was never OP. Valve already said its main downside is that any hitscan weapons could effortless shoot down the soldier in a 2014 blog post. Seems like whoever newfag TF2 devs don't bother read their own blog and just blindly follow retarded youtuber's word.
>>549150035Be honest, has anyone here fallen for a tf2 scam? I got sharked out of a name tag once. Technically not a scam, but still scummy
More like Based jumper lmao
more like worst piece of shit ape item in the entire game raped by compfags jumper lol
>>549164824That's way too long.
>>549140916Waiting for Solarlight's essay in the comments
If Pyro gets to keep his jetpack bug then the base jumper should get to keep the fire updraft bug
>>549165324Oh nvm he's keeping it short
>>549138516Is that a boy or girl she's doing that to
>>549166025it's you
>>549166025Egg-shattering sex. Now.
>>549146765>Infinite re-deploying was always gayI never saw anyone complaining about it or even using it effectively. Chances are that if you found someone using it effectively, they were gonna style on you with the mantreads anyway, so nothing was gained by nerfing it aside from ruining pubbys' fun.
>>549165613that wasn't a bug it was a feature compfags got removed because hovering trolldiers in buildings turned their assholes inside out
>>549171407Adding a modicum of skill floor to a weapon that is really easy doesn't ruin anybody's day. With a small delay to redeployment, the BASE Jumper would totally remain the same but now you would have to slightly time pressing Spacebar instead of spamming it like an ape. Pubbers also have fun playing Trolldiers, that doesn't mean that it is always fun to be on the receiving end of a Market Gardener especially if your team does shoot the soldier and the Mantreads lets him totally ignore the pushback.
>>549166025boy, it's a femdom artist, hetero only
>>549172920What skill floor? You're pressing space bar
>>549173674Exactly my point. You're simply pressing one key on your keyboard, it wouldn't hurt at all if the weapon simply required to remember the timing for each redeployment instead of pressing it over and over with no sense of rhythm at all.
>>549166025>>549173562https://x.com/kikiu_bd/
>>549161724I dont know about previous warpaint cases, might have been a case during the first few ones.However the most recent one that is better and more liked didnt perform that much. Did only half of that on first month, and each month it halved. After 4 months it started to only give out somewhat stable 200 give or take 50.Its still lots of dosh a month, specially if the crate drops whole year tho.Thirdies can live on it and it sure
Any tips for fighting Pyros as Soldier?
>>549178396Airblast
>>549177812no, we can't
>>549178396ShotgunDon't be predictable when firing rockets, delay your shots to catch him off guard/bait an airblast
>>549178396shotgun and bombing with airstrikeI am not exaggerating when I say that roughly half of pyro mains are using an airblast script to autoreflect - this is most noticeable when you're using the direct hit and they reflect them not only consistently, but when they're not even looking at you
zesty.is.live.
>>549181524
>>549172920anyone that uses the term pubber is a COMPFAGGOT!!!!!
>>549181913But I'm a pubber too.>>549178396Shotgun.
>Load into a match of Wutville>6 snipers on my team>5 on the enemy teamYep, it's Wutville alright. I kinda appreciate that this map is so poorly designed it actually changes the fundamental dynamic of the game itself because having more snipers can actually make your side stronger.
have they fixed the wutville cart not rolling back yet
>>549182010these days the term pubber is only used by COMPFAGGOTS!!! who wish to separate themselves from the people who only play 12v12 (normal people, pretty much everyone) and look down on them for not being enlightened enough (horrifically autistic)
>>549182514Ok, I'll use normies next time then.
>>549182435No, still broken.
>>549182435Wutville's creator is a boomer that has been trying to fix Wutville for 5 years now and still isn't done
>>549182435Making Wutville less bad unironically makes it more bad.
>>549182598not so fast honorary COMPFAGGOT!!! from this day forward you will only refer to them as players. because thats what they are. people that play tf2. the 12v12 game. not the modifications
>>549182906Nah, I'll call them normies.
fort2fort3fort4t
>>549182964NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DONT DO THAT DONT CALL THEM NORMIES NOOOO YOU CANT DO THAT
>>549179094...an scripy to autoreflect?how does that work?
>>549179094>Everyone else thats better than me is cheating o algoDH isn't hard to reflect unc.
>>549184701script kiddies anonhax if you will>>549185324try reading the whole post reddit zoomernormal people who are not cheating cannot consistently reflect the direct hit with their back turned
>>549063974Oh boy, another group of retarded faggots making a speshul club for them and their retarded faggot friends.
>>549182786I mean... it'd just make it playable to be on RED team....
>>549182267Why do fempyro posts get ignored?
but people are talking about wutville
>>549189201i'm not trans i dont like fempyro or wutville.
>>549185270lol
>>549154116>Pony shit is obvious april fools joke.>It's okay to make garbage as long as you upload it on april fool's!Emporium-ass mentality, that's why the workshop is clogged with so many fucking "joke" submissions and if they didn't ACTUALLY want it to be added they would have thrown it on gamebanana, NOT the workshop with their payment info filled out
>>549189201No they don't. Half this thread was talking about fempyro.
>>549191443One schizo talking to himself ruining the thread*
>>549191550The schizo complaining about fempyro in the OP was one person, sure. But other people started talking about fempyro in response.
>>549191550literally this
>kill a trolldier>start winning>he immediately swaps to stockwhy are all trolldiers such bitches?
>>549191294Reminder that the creator of the Banana hat made it as a joke and was genuinely surprised when he saw it got added
>>549192146He also specified that it was meant to be Halloween restricted, but he was really annoying after it was added and pretended it being unrestricted didn't matter
ummmmm, goldrushsisters?
>>549192278
>>549192278>goldrush is fun, read this:
Uhh?, When the fucking update drops???
>>549192865By Thursday for sure
>>549192865300+ employees btw sure is fucking hard um making a soon to be overpriced mini PC and trying to make vr work again?
can valve just fix the broken matchmaking and do the bare minimum level of maintenance while adhering to the tones, themes and stylization of the vanilla game
>>549195196Erm, you should be grateful Valve still updates this game, chud! Now shut up and unbox some cases so Valve will keep updating the game!
I'm drawing/animating fempyro you all got some ideas to work with?
>>549195196
>>549195680Thermal Thruster BRAAAAAAP taunt
>>549195196Eric Smith here, I'll update the game if you post your favorite quote from the Eric Andre show.
>>549195932Women be shopping
>>549195932BIRD UP
>>549195932Eric Smith was a black man!His real name was Eric Shikongo!
valve will never destroy the bare minimum maintenance on the tones, themes and stylization of this game because the CS players will say "what do you mean I don't own anything?!". god forbid if i quote the eric smith show to any fans of the playground...
Zesty EXPOSING the chucklenuts on stream
>>549195680Fempyro fighting a Half Zatoichi Soldier but he accidentally slices her clothes off
ChuckleGODS won bigly today
Zesty just got shot on live
ZESTY DEBATING CHUCKLENUTS ON STREAM LETS GOOOO
The Chadcklenuts are laughing at us again...
I'M NEATOOOIIING
>>549191294Yes, yes it is fine. Its april fools day and it was copyrighted refference slop. What about it?It still has more effort then anything empies puked out as actual hats. Its either UV or custom coded which is what he does.Majority of his creations are good, sure there are stinkers but you cant call him empie over one fucking jar joke.The only thing that he is doing is risking Eric McFatRimLoverCuck to somehow accept this.I Looked into what this guy does and he just has passion to get proper warpaints by requesting valve for them to be more customizable instead of current swap texture slop.He is schizo, bit retarded but he means good even if he sucks at it.
tempted to ask a friend to put a fake bid in for my auction but think the guy who is actually bidding might cap out if it goes a few keys too high
>>549198350fuck off fag
will valve bend the knee and bring back quickplay from starting fresh with the TF2 source 2 port not having to deal with all the code with that? yes i'm mentally insane
>You want compromise? How's this: 9 years of matchmaking>I wanted to find matches instantly. I compromised, I waited 20 minutes for a single match>I wanted to switch my team. But I compromised, I waited to get autobalanced.>You see where I'm going with this?
Do NOT look at Jill's mini profile backgroundWorst mistake of my life
HOW WAS THIS NIGGA NOT FIRED FOR THIS BLUNDER
>>549199273>>549199617What? Explain?
>>549199943>doesn't know this browny caused the final nail for the downfall
>https://x.com/ash_shark_/status/1996955877094416614OMG PYROSISTERSWE CANโT STOP WINNINGx3
>>549200395i'm probably going to end up looking like this
>>549200395>immediate diversionSHUT THE FUCK UP SHRIVELED JERKY STICK
>>549200395Overwatch could never be as trooned out as tf2 is.
>>549199273>>549199617>>549199943>>549200051She doesn't look of legal age...
>>549201289wtf I love Jill now
>>549201289*crying tears emoji*
I like GR enough as a classic TF2 mod with active servers but I enjoyed it more as a sourcemod were 6 people in a server would mess around and do something stupid.
>>549201289>Brony>Furry>Loli enjoyerEmailing Valve's HR team as we speak
Ricther fears TF2c
Am I autistic enough to enjoy the tiny horse show or should I pass on itMight as well ask since Iโd rather not talk about e-celeb Jill, but I do want to bounce off it a bit
>>549201289>brie the workshopper is steam friends with jillShould I raise an eyebrow?
>>549201856>Brony>Furry>Loli enjoyeraverage poster here
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3545060/Team_Fortress_2_Classified/TF2C rebranded to Classified and has a release date:30.01.2026
>>549202268maybe. *SNIFF* maybe...
im bored of goldrush, sorry
>>549202268You're not gonna believe who else is friends with Jill...Alexa play Right Behind You by Valve Studio Orchestra
>>549202553Glad for them that they finally got a release date but I feel like that the name change is going to hurt them a bit. I mean, going from "Classic" to "Classified": it sounds like a secret project of some sort. Anyhow, 3000 players for all time high. That's my prediction
>>549202553TF2C taste so good when you ain't got a bitch in ya ear telling you it's nasty
>>549202917send this to desus.
>>549203305>TF2C tast
>>549203479>tast
TF2C taste so okay. it's alright
>>549202553YAWNWake me up when Pre-Fortress 2 releases
>>549202917https://youtu.be/9B4STUYsLig
>>549202553cp_TF2C_final
https://youtu.be/AwzRLbabR8k?si=RCT1mRvsTpcLBnss
>>549202553>TF2C
>>549202553it's still so funny to me that valve solved the whole problem with escort by inventing payload and larpers insist we need it back
>>549204296>game mode that gets dragged out for 30 minutes or a stomp on both sides vs a game mode that lasts 10 minutes max or a stomp on both sidesi'm not sitting around pissing in wind
>>549200395>finallyThat model is from 11 years ago>>549200738Overwatch literally has a trans character in it, that's a million times worse than making a Lara Croft joke for a character that's been called a woman
>>549208708Come on nigga, It doesn't say "Overwatch Helped Me Transition"
Playing battle Engineer with the short circuit's primary fire
>>549208978>one singular dude making a video on youtube with 6k views>this is equivalent to people demanding blizzard add LGBTQXYZ characters and blizzard bending the knee every timeYou are retarded
smissmas......
>>549208980>I'm wasting a server slot!Cool, I would kick you.
>>549208980based and funpilled
>>549208978happy for femscout on her transition
>>549209353Battle engineers can build retard.
erectin a retardretard goin up
Player psychology is funny. Become a nolife degen and you start to see the nuance of player interaction. You can literally see the exact moment someone has villainized you in a pub and started focusing for you hard and if they get a lucky crit kill or something, their ego shoots through the roof. When you become truly truly good, you don't even pay attention to these players anymore because they are so beneath you that you literally don't register their existence until the very end of or the next match when they try to finally interact with you and call you rude or mean. I've become so cold after so many hours, that all I see is the constant fight.
>>549209197There is a non-zero change someone in your tranny fortress 2 lobby is top fragging with a rocket launcher named "pawjob"Also >google
>>549210427This is what the prostitute will say on my 30th birthday
>>549210886You'll find furry or LGBT weirdos in literally all online games retard, the difference is TF2 doesn't cater to them like Overtrans doesEnjoy your next Overtrans hero being a black agender trans non-binary landwhale though
>>549209197>one of grillions of transgender tf2 players are making a video on youtube with 6k views>this is equivalent to people demanding valve add puppy boy and queer pride flag cosmetics in tf2 and valve bending the bussy every timeYou are retarded
>>549209353If you're not good enough to carry the entire team you should just kill yourself.
>>549211203100% of tf2 players are LGBT weirdos. This is a fact
>>549211287>only have a screenshot of 1 video with 6k views >there's more I swear!!>also some random person uninvolved with the game is the same as the fucking company itself catering to the LGBTXYZ and declaring all their characters are trans or gayYou are /severely/ retarded
>>549210886>>549211287>>549211464go back to your containment general
Has Overwatch had any lasting cultural impact outside of 3d pornography
>>549211823no
>>549211823No, people fapping to the characters is its only claim to fame
>>549202553Can anyone tell me difference between this and Tf2 classic?
Has Fempyro had any lasting cultural impact outside of 3d pornography
yes, making retards seethe about her existence
>>549212473The post you replied to can tell you
>>549212473They're the same thingThey had to change the name at Valve's request for being too similar to their own product (Team Fortress Classic)
>>549211569>I have 6 grillion screenshots of billions video with 600k views (these are for me and not you) (personal collection)>there is more. Fact>also some random person uninvolved with the game is the same as the fucking company itself catering to the LGBTXYZ and declaring all their characters are trans or gay (this part is esl nonsense and I cannot rewrite it into bait)You are r/severely/ retarded
>>549212850I mean like, by content wise, i heard this one Is going to be updated (which is good because i had Burnt out from this game)
>>549213230What part of>They're the same thingDon't you understand
>*Kills your casual exp system in you're path*
>>549213680in a specific niche gamemode*with a friend* on a server where you can't change teams**
>>549213419Okay i was retarded for not noticing TF,C, but what's the difference between these and other mods on picrel?
>>549214004>not posting the real version
>>549213050This post is full of typos and schizobabble, I accept your concession Overtard
>>549214164I had ironic pedophile fatigue, just fuck off already
>>549214004>TF2CRe-imagining of TF2 with custom content>LegacyTF2C ripoff>Gold RushBringing TF2 back to the 2009-2010 era with some adjustments>Pre-Fortress 2TF2 if it kept a lot of the pre-release scrapped content (grenades, nail gun, dynamite, etc.)>Pass FortressComp pass time mode with most classes disabled>Open FortressTF2 as an arena shooter focusing on quake-like movement>Custom FortressNo clue>Lambda Fortress, Fortress ConnectedTF2 if Half Life
When will we get the pyro cosmetics that we really want?
>>549214784i should look like this i think
>>549214784Too fat
>>549213797>in a specific niche gamemode*Can be done on payload race or player destruction>with a friend*not hard to find>on a server where you can't change teams**stay on the server until it's empty then wait for autobalance to kick inAlternatively you can camp the cart as an invisible Spy or go through a friend's tele non stop, but those are much slower
>>549214909What cosmetics would you want?
>>549215164ideally i'd like cosmetics that can easily be mixed and matched instead of overly themed sets (or a even worse, a singular item) that only really works with itself, which unfortunately has been the standard for pyro
>>549214279This game is full of ftms and no updates, I accept your concession tftranny
>>549214643He wants unironic pedophilia
>>549215760nta but why are you here
>>549215760that ain't how it works
>>549216279to get easy replies
>>549216279I play both.>>549216578Easiest bait of my life to be honest
I pretend to be retarded for easy replies too.99% of all things I've ever uttered was built on a lie.
>>549216756and you were built
>>549217052what
>>549214784holy BREED
>>549219493sorry I thought you would get it... awkwaaard-
>>549216756steamcommunity.com/groups/transf2
>>549211203Idk what you're on about, the comic is reddit-lite and crineg as fuck
>>549219826i'm male and not trans, so I wouldnt fit in
>>549220334>i'm maleSo are they
*flexes social muscle*
Update next week bros
>>549220334>Lies about things for attention>male>tf2 you
how would you fix the shupo problem in tf2?
>>549221434Is that diarrhea?
https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198065755708Found shupobro's profile, make sure to add him!
>>549221434by adding more shupos
>>549222257unironically believe its them
>>549222257lol
>>549220334egg making sex with gardevoir and hatterene
>>549221434exposure therapy
>>549222257exposure therapy
gonta
>>549222257shuposisters... what are you doing...
>>549226095Gunther? The GOAT of WWE? Based
>>549221434Chemo or radiation
>>549226489>Gunther? The GOAT of WWEthat's not rey mysterio
And they are dancing, the board slamming under the spam and the porn posters grinning hideously over their canted pieces. Towering over them all is Zesty and he is naked dancing, his small feet lively and quick and now in doubletime and bowing to the ladies, huge and pale and hairless, like an enormous infant. He never sleeps, he says. He says he'll never die. He bows to the porn posters and sashays backwards and throws back his head and laughs deep in his throat and he is a great favorite, Zesty. He wafts his hat and the lunar dome of his skull passes palely under the lamps and he swings about and takes possession of one of the laptops and he pirouettes and makes a pass, two passes, dancing and porn posting at once. His feet are light and nimble. He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, Zesty. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die.
>>549220312Something being "crineg" doesn't make it trans, retard
>>549227897thanks, chatgpt
>Pyro still has access to the Reserve Shooter even after the nerf for some reasonIt would have a niche if it could work on enemies launched with DF fireballs
>>549230937it's been long enough, give it to engineer and heavy too
>>549230937>people ask for an item to be on a class for the synergy>Valve does so>then removes the synergy from the itemJust Valve things
What should the next OP be?
>>549233121Gabe Newell
>>549233121my dick in your mom now stop asking
>>549233441Bit mean.
>>549233121shupo
>>549233735That's unrelated to TF2.
>>549233735That's related to TF2.
>>549233735many are saying this
>>549233735no one is saying this
>>549233735everyone is saying this
>>549233735truth nuke
>>549233735ใทใฅใ!
Why does tf2g have /bag/ esls ruining the thread?
>>549234819because it makes you seethe
>>549234819u angryit's funny to me
>>549234857>>549234889so true sister
>>549234819Being a manchild loser is /vg/ culture.
>>549235061eh, it's just a schizo spamming his fap material. Some people here have jobs and lives outside this place
>>549234978>>549235061>>549235162keep seething retard it just makes more people do it
>>549235229you're really not ok
>>549235229It's funny how upset it makes him. He's really not ok
>>549235431>>549235479
>>549235391Everyone who is a regular om this general are not ok.
>>549235934Maybe, but that loser makes others look normal
>>549236018How do we fix /tf2g/?
>>549236445start by banning every retard that seethes about anime
>>549236618I don't seethe about anime, I seethe about anime girl spammers.
>>549236618cartoons?
>>549236742could've fooled me
Demo
Pan
(sip...)
STOUT-STOUT SHUPO
>>549237219Wrong word.
>>549237498Right*
Finna make the next thread
>>549237671unless you're not the schizo porn addict, you shan't be making the thread
>>549237754Luckily porn wont be allowed in the OP.
you are all literally insane
You just know the anime pedos have already made their new thread with an anime girl in a skimpy clothing wearing a poorly edited TF2 (makes it TF2-related) in the OP and are just ITCHING for picosecond post #750 pops up, non-stop refreshing every second to post it and link it here
>>549238292damn, that's based
>>549238292it's all he's got man, just let the loser have it
>damn, that's based
>>549235229he really did take your advice to heart, all he's doing is seething harder
>>549238998epic troll bro, ruining the thread
>he really did take your advice to heart, all he's doing is seething harder
Reminder, you're here 24/7.
just post the wojaks, manwe know you're a shartyfag underage touristhttps://files.catbox.moe/6iulko.mp4
>I'll show him! I'll just... I'll just seethe even harder! jej
>>549239383Are you talking about yourself
>>549239383Nah I'm only here like maybe 50 minutes total a day
>>549239450He is 100%
>>549239481>>549239481>>549239481GOTTAM
Lol that's funny as shit bruh but i'm 23.
>>549239582thanks pally
>>549202234watch the first 3 seasons and then stops3 is worse than the first two and then it's all downhill from there
>>549239894oh hey thanks. i'll heed your advice
>>549192278He's right.People feel a lot more willing to shoot the shit and act human whenever they don't have some obese killjoy breathing down their neck with their finger on the ban button.Castaway is, ironically enough, a far more welcoming and talkative community than Uncletopia, UGC, and the litany of other server networks with ban-happy stasi jannies.
