Konatio Kart Edition>NewsTF2 Gold Rush released: https://store.steampowered.com/app/3826520/Team_Fortress_2_Gold_Rush/New Steam hardware announced: https://store.steampowered.com/sale/hardwareThermal Thruster reverted: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=255953>Official SitesBlog: https://teamfortress.comWiki: https://wiki.tf>Frag With /tf2g/When: Friday & Saturday Afternoon. Check for posts in the thread or be the one to announce.tf2g's Official Server: 78.46.128.115:27015 (EU)Ready Up: https://tf2gfragready.b4k.dev/>Other 4chan ServersWeeabootique: 198.245.61.57 (NA)Castaway: Castaway.tf (NA/EU/AUS/Asia)Konata: konata.tf (EU)>ResourcesFAQ: https://pastebin.com/Svy4uc7tMods: https://pastebin.com/8Q6bzADkPreview Loadouts & Skins: https://loadout.tf | https://weapons.tf | https://p337.info/tfviewHUDs: https://gamebanana.com/mods/cats/1644 | https://tf2huds.dev/Scripting: https://pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | https://pastebin.com/R7V4cN8STrading: https://backpack.tf | https://trade.tf | https://stntrading.eu/ | https://tf2trade.tf/Stats: https://pastebin.com/0yaDyWb4Sprays: https://rafradek.github.io/Mishcatt/Community Server Browsers: https://serverbrowser.tf/ | https://thegabenzone.github.io/truequickplay/#/serversCreators Leaks: https://archive.is/GeYbEtf2g's Guide to Heavy: https://pastebin.com/Y7ZWgt96>Competitive News & Events: https://teamfortress.tv Lobbies & Mixes: https://tf2center.com | https://pastebin.com/vNTDF4eLLeagues: https://pastebin.com/UJ9sDAdq>Previous Thread>>548956903
>>549239481https://steamcommunity.com/groups/transf2You forgot to put your steam group in the thread OP too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HjLN1TA3bcYou and me, hoss!
>>549239481https://arch.b4k.dev/_/search/image/rsF9jpAedqYvJxp_dvDmhw/type/op/We've already had this OP idiot.
>>549239481What a BASED OP.
>>549239770I saved it from the other guy specifically to make this retard keep seething jej
>>549239808Recycled*
>>549239723 (Me)Forgot to include this link in my message! >>549239659
>>549239770he loves spamming his art
>>549239770No one cares autismo
>I saved it from the other guy specifically to make this retard keep seething jej
>>549240049where did you get this picture of me
Did Zesty win yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
>>549240146Hat making sex with Eggerene
>>549240146did I have egg making sex with hatterene yet
>>549240201This image has nothing to do with TF2, perfect meme 10/10
>>549240295>>549240313>Look mummy I posted le heckin sex meme again!
>mummyof course it's a britbong, of course it is
>>549240506lmao >>549240580why are you seething that was funny
>>549240506sharty would be that way
>>549240295You can do that?>>549240313you might be getting sloppy seconds because one person already made that comment in the last thread
>>549240671>one person already made that comment in the last threadyeah that was me so it's seconds seconds
>>549240656>disneyreddit would be a this way
> Team Fortress 2 Classic is now Team Fortress 2 ClassifiedI am reclaiming the TF2Classic name and may use the 2015 TF2C source code from when Daniel and I ran things to make my own proper old TF2 but without dumbass removals a la Gold Rush. Also TF2 Classified is a stupid fucking name and does not fit the mod at all. They should've went with Eminoma's Team Fortress, TF2 Custom Weapons, or Troon Faggotress 2.
>>549240350Posted in the other thread award.
>>549241016What a sad and lonely little life you live, making these edits for yourself.
>>549240580lmao>>549240625why are you seething that was funny
>>549241016she's eating the burger wrong you don't eat it from the top
Why are you guys doing this
>>549241183stop being so raped already man
>>549241310>guys (plural)it's one schizo still seething from the last thread
>>549241373Yeah he's still seething about there being men more grown up than him.
>>549241485talking about you retard
>>549240798No one cares, go away
>>549240798Yes it's stupid name what what could they do? Didn't Valve basically yell at them about calling it Classic? What would have you called it?
He's so perfect bros
>>549243212>wafflesuh sniper those are clearly pancakes
>>549242808nigger can you not read? I supplied 3 perfectly good names, one of which was shown in the video they put out:> Eminoma's Team Fortress (this was in the video)> TF2 Custom Weapons> Troon Faggotress 2
Has Vipes won yet?
>>549241350you are the raped
>>549246146see >>549221624
>>549246364>Metabolic is now desperate enough to post this shit in random threads
>>549246364Holy shit, I just saw the date on those 4chan threads.Metabolic's been at this shit for 11 fucking years. Actual psychotic shit.
>>549245158Damn your right I'm sorry broTroon Faggotress 2 would've had people running to play it like crazy
>>549246364>>549246542>>549247948Am I suppose to know who this is? Are they related the to /co/ bear some how?
>>549249008Only if you've been here a while, it's a random no-name workshopper that the Emporium has been harassing and stalking for over a decade like psychos. It has nothing to do with the /co/ bear poster
Is anyone good at this game and wants to MGE
>>549251381no
>>549251738I don't know anyone who plays anymore and all the servers are dead, oh well
>>549251851add /id/deejaytheburd/
Has Gabber won yet?
>>549253067gonna milk her anyway
>>549253113What milk? She got nothing.
>>549253639she's got some solid B cups it's workable
>>549253067>>549253113>>549253639>>549253779The people here will complain about shupos or demofloyd or bagboy but will ignore this. Truly the worst general on this site
>>549254037
>>549254186No.
Dead General. Sniper General.
>>549255231We need more pics like this
3 NIGASON CART
https://youtube.com/watch?v=bFnjYXr6zQs&pp=0gcJCSMKAYcqIYzvWhy are russians like this?
>>549256641uhmm... BASED
i like the new soda popper and it's stupid crazy jumps, then the old plain mini crits damage. but like all other junk that has a meter that needs to be filled up. the moment that bar is fulled, the game goes out of it's way to make sure i die
>>549256641oh more edgy nazi shi...
>>549239481based
The 10th TF2 class is a skinny fat teen with high functioning autism.
>>549262949and posts in this very thread
>>549262949so scout
>>549239481Let's get one thing straight. I am.
can anyone actually solve this unless you're a turboautist or in a polycule with some scrap janny?
>>549264785Scout has no fat.
>>549266532incorrect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqA-KMMabdInew blamo
>>549269281not newnot tf2not caring
>>549269281Who
Kill pyros. Behead pyros with the eyelander. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Deficate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in the underworld. Dump pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Make pyros check'em. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyros. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp pyros. Kick a pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark pyros from hat drops. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi.
Zesty Jesus
Nefarious Neato
dead gamedead general
I have the zip file for the final version of GR before it was released on Steam. Should I check it out again?
Is it racist if I saw a black man with a black beanie on today and immediately thought of Demoman?
>>549269281>half-asleep nasally troon voicenot watching
pls rember that wen u have bad daynever forget ttimes wen u fraged happywen broken heart always rember 3 nigas on cart
>>549277379No
John Madden
>>549239481this image doesn't have anything to do with tf2. perfect op 10/10
>>549281953its clearly the mario cart map.are you stupid?
>>549281953>dm_mariokart is not tf2i want tourists out of this place
You're on your way to: Payload Agartha
>>549281953retarded newfag
>>549239481Is that aA moving box? !
wtf why is my Bonk white??*sips*Ah, this ain't good...*land down under remix starts playing*
>>549282207>>549282425>>549282515>mario kart in the tf2 generalYou have your own general, kiddos >>548601226
>>549282757>frog picture>even more retarded post>>>/r/eddithere's your general buddy
No Shake II general? Guess I'll post this hereGive me some oil to drink
>>549265491scrap.tf niggas really overestimate what I'm willing to do for a 2$ item
Jill is a pedo
>>549283575hey me too
>>549283575Is that Holo
>>549283798What's up Diddy blud
>>549282907>>frog pictureBetter than an anime girl picture.
>>549283575based
>>549283869that is holoif you didnt know there's spice and wolf VR game
>>549282757retarded newfag
>>549283575>>549283869>>549285683>Holo has lived for many centuries and is not visibly aged past 15 years old (at least in her human form)Ah yes, the "she's not a child bro she's actually a centuries-old deity" argumentSomeone check that nigga Jill's discord dms
>>549286479I wouldn't even have known she was supposed to look 15 until you said something.
Yeah, I got a 15 year old shaking her ass on my profile, so what?My neatolings, initiate the attack on Zesty Jesus' OC and accuse him of being a pedo
>>549286479>>549287213diddy aah valve letting this freak still have a job
Is Jill a troon?
>>549287478duuuuuhhhh i dunno
>>549287478>Brony>Furry>Pedo>Calls himself Jill (feminine name) on every online platform instead of using his real name JohnProbably
>>549287478Nah he's just Jewish.
>>549285890Just saying if you want to talk about Mario so much do it in the Mario general... It's got nothing to do with us
>>549288014Yeah we should talk about Sonic here instead.After all TF2 did do an official crossover promotion with the franchise.
>>549288165OEH NEUH!
>>549288014>usus?who's us?
>>549288484I'm trying to remember if this map is in the casual mode rotation
>I'm trying to remember if this map is in the thing that ruined the gameActually baited me award.
>casual mode rotationif only, instead we got ill-fitting slop like Bread Space which fails to adhere to the tones, themes and stylization of the game
>>549289541it was in the quickplay rotation
>>549289648Casual mode SAVED tf2.
>>549290335
>>549290335Go away Jill, and stay away from middle schools
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aafTrogTH2o
>>549289541>t. joined after 2020You could find it. If you were around in the good ol’ days, that is.
Jill won
>>549289673bread space might've fit if it was actually finished, same with asteroid. i miss cactus canyon. why did they drop a bunch of unfinished content, tease us that they were gonna finish it, then completely remove it? i actually want to play those maps.
>>549288484What gamemode is this map
>16 people to make a christmas version of an existing mapSure.
>>549292332>use one prop from one guy>they now are owed the same amount as the guy actually making the map>if you disagree with this you are the bad guy
>>549291728
>>549293089FakeHeavy wouldn't say anything and just let Scout embarrass himself
>>549293089Whoever did that needs to read at least 1 (one) comic book. The speech bubbles are wrong.
>>549293089these bubbles are in a fucked up order
>>549293089AI slop
>>549241485Holy fuck get gutted him
>>549246364I’m more surprised that post is still up. Jannies be slacking letting a doxx post stay up this long. That’s someone’s full legal name, their address, their phone number, and social security number.
>>549295515Obviously that means the jannies are in on it too.
>jannies leave a full dox of someone up for almost an entire day so farThis site deserved to die.
>>549296042well someone did try that awhile ago sadly it failed
>>549295658>>549296042As someone who actually knows him, a few things from that doxx is thankfully outdated but damn. Still don’t understand why they have an email for Nintendo of all things in the doxx. Looks like a fucking schitzo made it
>>549296262Yeah, that's what I'm referring to. They really don't give a fuck about the boards I use. The amount of schizos who fester and get to pull stuff like that with impunity because of negligence is insane.At least I have an alternative forum for one of the games I enjoy, but not TF2. So I just have to deal with it every day.
>>549296597misread and thought you said deserves not deserved
BOYCOTT CASUAL
>>549296597How do we solve the schizo issue?
>>549296467> Vtuber: noalegal@noa.nintendo.comare they saying his Vtuber email is the… legal email for Nintendo? or are they trying to say to report him to Nintendo? I’m not fluent in schizo-eese so this just looks fucking stupid either way.
>>549296771we rape them
>>549296467>>549296790It’s something blatantly fake for the defense “but it’s not a real doxx! His email clearly isn’t Nintendo’s email”. It works more often than it should when it comes to deleting doxxes
>>549296771Migrate to a place that has a moderator who cares.
>tf2g
>>549301092why don't I ever find myself playing against braindead retards like this who can't move and shoot at the same time?
>>549301092>uses borderline cheating mods to fuck spy over>still gets owned
Mr Swipez is live on Youtube and using Lmaoboxhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHbQ2f_Yq8k
>>549301978What cheats?
>>549302978The giant X over heavys head when he got shot? The giant fart cloud when the spy overhealed? The vastly different color for spys body color?
https://www.reddit.com/r/RandomActsOfTf2/comments/1pg2lhk/christmas_gift_exchange_2025/If anyone wants the cookie badge
>>549304146Own that fraud
>>549301978This tranny joined castaway for one session and wouldn't go past the bottom 1/3rd of the scoreboard.
>ponyfaggot
>>549301092god you're so dogshit
pony up, boys.
>>549280310aeiou
>>549301092>resorted to posting gigafailsran out of mediocre sniper clips?
>>549304146this is my mod packhttps://gamebanana.com/mods/451166idk what the "X" thing you think you saw was but its probably the part of the jarate cloud effect clipping with somethingoverheal actually looks like pic related not the spy smoke you think is overheal keki dont think about spy disguise smoke enough to even notice it was modded when i was splaying with that packthe changing spy body was from this mod >>548430354 but it was so buddy in that way i removed it after one mapi thought the webmwas funny cuz it looks insane but i am NOT A CHEATER GET RAPED NIGGER AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>549306690i went to the clip posting street nobody knew your name nigga
>>549293786>>549294189what's wrong with the bubbles?
niggaz really out here playing with the most horrendous visual mods imaginable
>>549307635dont bump it till u try it
>>549307794I have functioning eyes and taste, no need to
>>549304146excellent bait
>>549307635Digital monkeypox
>>549307958i am "legally blind" so you might be on to something
We posting clips now?
>>549308206as someone who is unironically legally blind, you don't have to put that in quotes
>>549308280i can see perfectly fine nigger i dont give a fuck what you think
>>549308265Tyler...
>>549307529Unless you are an arab, you read from left to right and up to down. The jokes goes Scout > scout > heavy, but the bubbles you read Scout > heavy > scout, missing the joke. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6rBRyUMAHY
>>549256401AgreedMore and also more often
>>549308280also the definition of blind literally changes based on lines in the dirt dead niggers drew 200 years agoi can play tf2 better then like 99.9% of tf2 players i dont need a governemnt to tell if i can or not faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skTCMStphG8So...was it a justified nerf?
>549308527theres so much wrong with this clip i dont even wanna give this person a you
>>549308527What an awesome clip. Post more please.
>>549308990obliged,,, for now,,,,
>>549309180thanks sister
>>549270020Fuck pyros. Get head from pyros. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Camp in the same tent with pyros. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Give pyros your hat drops in exchange for sex. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
>>549308328>>549308527who pissed in your cereal, you morose motherfucker
>>549309594this but also shupos
>>549309716
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9tgUYS4NYwSir, another Gold Rush review has dropped
>>549309791MANY are saying this
>>549309594This but Sniper
>>549309936Thank you
>>549308706>Nerfing the speed cap so you can't fly around at Scout speedJustified>Removing the redeployToo far
>>549309791this this this
>>549304291>not a pink cookiei shan't be participating
>>549304291I would If I could.
>>549311982go make another one faggot
>>549311982What did you do
>>549309594https://steamcommunity.com/groups/transf2
>>549312097Why would a self-respecting person do this?
If Jill is a Valve employee, doesn't that mean he's a multi-millionaire?>you can become a multi-millionaire from coding one thousand uncles and ruining the game
>>549312097>>549312178I really don't care. Some day I was banned with no reason and when I appealed they replied lol no.
>>549295515>>549295658All the jannies seemed to have been abducted by aliens for the past 12 hours. There was scat porn spam on other boards left up for hours too.By the way that schizo simply reposted the dox after it got deleted after, what, 24 hours?>>549308823
>>549312281https://www.theverge.com/2024/7/13/24197477/valve-employs-few-hundred-people-payroll-redacted>Total staff as of 2021: 336 people>Administration: 35 people making an average of 4.5 million a year>Game Developers: 181 people making an average of 1 million a year>Steam Developers: 79 people making an average of 960k a year>Hardware Developers: 41 people making average of 430k a yearJill is listed under Software Engineering on Valve's website, so I don't know under what category he'd be. He also has some seniority as he's been working there since 2014. Not as much as others people, but still getting there
>>549309936>upsides: community servers and no casual!that was always an option in tf2, only retarded goylems plays on valve servers
>>549308706No.>b-b-b-b-but I'm bad at the game I CAN'T HIT I CAN'T HIT!!No.
>flexing redditor veteran status
>>549311617You can paint the ribbon pinkClose enough
>>549312281but why'd they put him in charge of the thing that tried esportifying tf2 why not b4nny...
>>549311617Still waiting for the goated sandvich replacement
>>549314349greatest of all time erectile dysfunction?
>>549314581gluten obtained and tasty, eric: "delicious"
What is his endgame?
>>549314581God I wish I had ED
>>549315280Imagine waking up one day and your pp isn't hard
>>549315280it's pretty easily attainable
>>549315409what is the opposite of morning wood? evening ____?
>>549315231>get paid in millions for answering emails and taking other people's work and giving them mere pennies compared to your lion's share of the profits>Retire peacefully in a few years and go yacht racing with GabeEric is getting old and achieving near perfect Zen-status: he does not concern himself with the artstyle or cosmetic quality, it's all below him. All that matters is retirement and pink cookies
>>549315280your porn addiction will grant you this dw
>>549315280Emporium Death? Yeah me too
>>549315280Take finasteride
>>549316402zesty...
>>549316402>>549316525so that's why he was cucked
>>549316629
>>549316629makes sense now
Yup, that's a dip alright...
>>549317185Why is his hairline so bad?
I have a prediction. If/when one of these new mods gets enough players, Valve will ask or pressure them to get more compatibility with TF2's cosmetics. Or a mod first will ask Valve about having their own crates or something.
>>549318161>Or a mod first will ask Valve about having their own crates or somethingMods are strictly prohibited from being monetized. They made that clear in the SDK blog post. Gold Rush can't even give out non-achievement weapons
>>549317815DHT be like that, he's handsome af regardless tho
>>549318439Ok fart head. But it could change if Valve notices one getting a lot of popularity without them having to do any work.
>>549319009neither of those things will happen however
>>549319009>Valve will let a mod rake in money if it gets popular enoughWhy would they ever do this, especially after making it clear they won't allow it. How is that fair for the other mods? "You're not popular enough therefore no money for you"
>>549319539So they could get a cut of the profit for something they don't have to work on or maintain.
>>549309936deleted my entire comment i was going to leave about my thoughts on the mod when i realized the whole last part of the video was just a showcase of people bullying me and harassing me. Honestly don't know what the point of that was and I am unaware of what i even did to you.
>>549319809They already do this for TF2, which will always have the biggest playercount. Even the most popular mod at its peak playercount will be a mere fraction of TF2.There's also the fact you need to own TF2 to download these mods. So they already own this hypothetical "mod market", they don't need a cut
>>549320465>will be a mere fraction of TF2Try 0.001%
monsta_YAMBO
>>549319009Theoratically yes.But here's the problem.Talented people would rather be hired for game development than making mods for freeloaders. That leave us with only drooling retards who do it for power (banning racist chuds on a dead server).
>>549317185
>>549325047
I will make hat from you, little bunny
>>549326039NOOO I don't want to be a ha-ACK!
once again rabbits have proven themselves as a species to be tf2 culture
:3
>>549329459cream the rabbit
>>549329510
>>549308265>Close Range Meatshot>29 damageAnd they said Random Bullet Spread wasn't significant
openfortresssisters... our response?
>>549330904his cursor was a mile to the left of the spy, if random bullet spread was off, it would probably do less if not 0 damage.
>>549332686I mean, he's right. TF2C will get a bit of attention and then completely die just like Gold Rush did, except the trannies won't be spamming Steam Charts with that oneAnd Open Fortress has been dead for quite a while
>>549330904TRVTHNVKE
>>549333640TF2C will be the most popular mod and I don't think it'll surpass 3 digit playercounts, maybe right after releasing but that's the fate of all TF2 mods
Idk if I have what it takes to keep going bros
Is e621 being ass for anyone else or is it life fucking me over?TF2.
>>549336983I'd like to fuck honey's ass over
>>549332686
>>549336983https://steamcommunity.com/groups/transf2post ur group to make it on topic next time big guy
>>549345826u actively ruin this general, you realize you're the reason it's in this state right
I can't wait to see all the crap new cosmetics tomorrow.
Alive gameAlive general
Tf2classic/tf2classified's wiki, wiki.tf2classic.com, was just hit by an old school POOLS CLOSED Steve Harvey ascii art bomb by an editor who used a bot and got himself banned. staff ran a mass rollback bot to undo all of the editor's changes, but whoever ran the bot was a complete retard who doesn't know what the fuck they're doing. they not only undid the guys vandalism, but also a large chunk of his actual proper edits, like adding categories to images. the bot even fucked up the header "==" things by removing one of the ='s from it for no reason. funniest shit I've ever witnessed live.
>>549348660did they hide everything or something? I ain't see shit.
frag gamefrag general
>>549357326Based clan tag!
Do I need to say it again
>>549362139post a sexy character next time
>>549357873thanksI don't have a ton of clips around from that time and the ones I do have I posted a few times alreadyI have a ton of clips. I haven't been doing much other than work, irl stuff, and scrims. But hopefully shit clears up soon and I can work on serverbrowser.tf again
>>549246364>>549246542>>549247948/5N@F/ here, does anyone have any more info on this Metabolic guy? If it's really him who's been posting that dox, that would mean he's also the psycho who has been shitting up our general for a decade now. He's genuinely a fucking unhinged schizo who posts AI CP and gore and blames random artists who haven't posted in the general in ages for it (see this post, and really this entire thread, just CTRL+F "Knottingham", he has a nuclear meltdown the moment Vipes is mentioned):https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/415814760/#q416478023
>>549364121I tried to give an explanation in your thread but it looks like the jannies deleted it. I guess it was technically off topic for you guys.His name is "Metabolic / BE NICE 2 ME / Human1" and he's part of the TF2 workshop cosmetic mafia called the TF2 Emporium. He and some other workshoppers (Drew and others) went around harassing / gangstalking other workshoppers they didn't like, and Vipes was one of the people they were obsessed with. It got so bad at one point they stole his identity and took money from his bank account. https://steamcommunity.com/id/anthrospray/Most TF2 communities banned him but the TF2 Emporium eventually let him back in because he "said he was sorry." But he's similarly been coming here to /tf2g/ every so often for years to try to get us to raid Vipes for whatever bullshit reason he comes up with, and it's very obvious it's him. I had no idea that he's been shitting up other generals doing the same thing since I thought it was specific to TF2, until that post was linked here earlier. I had my doubts that it was the same guy and thought it was some rando using Vipes' dox, until he reacted by saying "post my info and I'll post yours" in response to being called out. It's him.None of us know what his beef is with Vipes or how all this happened. But he's been at it for over a decade. We eventually figured out who it was thanks to TF2 workshoppers telling us, and his buttbuddy Drew was doxxed and quit TF2 in a bit of karmatic justice, but Metabolic is still at large.Further reading:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anSdQOTF6aY
>>549364927Thanks. I'm honestly surprised to learn that this guy has a life outside of watching our general 24/7 to sperg out at any sign of a poster he doesn't like. He's genuinely insane and definitely has some sort of mental illness, I can tell you that Vipes is far from the only person he's been obsessed with and trying to ruin the life of for the past 10 years.
>>549367065To be fair it's not much of a life, his life seems to consist solely of making cosmetics for Valve games and I assume he lives entirely off of that money, and shitting up 4chan.Like he doesn't even need to harass and stalk other workshoppers, he gets stuff in Dota 2 and Valve even contracts him, he just gets some sick enjoyment out of trying to ruin other peoples' lives.
>>549367915What I don’t understand is why is he so focused with ruining the lives of people who are way worse off than he is. He literally doesn’t have to work a day in his life, living off of Valve money. Valve comes to him. And he’s risking throwing that all away the moment Valve finds out.I guess the only reason nothing has been done is because no big name has covered anything about this at all.
>Anti-Vipes poster is a pedo + gore posterWhat a shock
>>549370592It's likely pure psychotic sadism, either because he enjoys it or it makes him feel better about himself. It doesn't make any sense otherwise even if he pretends they "stole" his concept or something as a cover.The closest we've come is Zesty Jesus covering it since he's interviewed Vipes and brought attention to it on Twitter but he's yet to make a real video on it. It's hard to prove because most of the evidence is on 4chan where everyone's anonymous. And I'm certain that's why Metabolic keeps coming here and getting away with it. We'd have to get like, a criminal investigation going and have Discord turn over his chatlogs. He probably still has a private doxxing server going even though he pretends he turned over a new leaf.
>>549370592Sociopaths love doing that bro. Especially if they feel like they're personally responsible for destroying their victim. They take pride in their cruelty
>>549371109we should get someone like moistcritical or something to go over this stuff. I don’t think that zestyjesus video is ever coming out
>>549372340How easy is it to get him talking about something? I always got the impression he just made videos on whatever he felt like
>549336983>549345826These were posted within about two hours of each other do you have a life?
>>549348660This reminds meSomeone refresh my memory, but wasn't the TF2 wiki recently attacked in a similar manner? I remember something about a bunch of pages getting spammed with porn or something
>>549336983>>549345826
>>549333640I played Open Fortress with like 8 people last night
>>549386639an all-time high
Open Fortress can survive low player counts. For most source mods games a 4v4 doesn't feel good for any gamemode apart from arena or small KOTH maps. But in Open Fortress even 5 people is enough for me personally to have fun.
>>549387395
>>549387395>uhm akshillysöy ass post
>>549387395Let's be real. Arena shooter sucks
keep talking about goldrush
>>549390865Richter said there's an update coming soon along with a blog post on the websiteCurious to see what they'll change>inb4 they make fun of people wanting autoreload
Would it be worth checking out the February build of GoldRush again?
>incredibly racist and transphobic zesty mind raped reddit into thinking sniper is OPHow did he do it bros
>helped 5 random people get a god-like streak in the last 2 days (not including myself)sometimes being a medic gamer is worth it
>>549392529Probably because he didn't.
>>549392529The bots were the catalyst to people calling for a nerf to Sniper. I know he made a video about it but as far as I know he barely talks about it anymore
>>549392529he told the truth
>>549390865My favorite map in all of TF2. Shame I can't be bothered to play the mod or whatever the fuck it's called
>>549376231only thing really to do is either have a bunch of people email him on vipes’ video and story, or somehow get his side trending on normie places like twitter. one is easier than the other. usually if something like this is trending on twitter he ends up covering it the very next day
>>549376231>>549397004adding to this, just don’t do whatever the fuck goodlookinglurantis is doing on reddit. emporium users and defenders have already made an out because of him, making people think Vipes’ name and story is an “alt right” dogwhistle and people are slowly believing it.https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/search/?q=Vipes&type=comments&sort=new
UPDATE TONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT
Metabolic is a nigger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dT9A8JPjdak
Why is /tf2g/ so dead?
WE ARE BACK
>>549404652
What did they do exactly for the maintenance?
Oh was there a maintenance thingamajig for 4chan? I hadn't noticed cause I was so busy with workYou guys kept busy with your employment too, right? Guys?
>>549406426idf takeover
>Teammate gets challenged to a duel.>Instantly go vaccinator medic and pocket him.
>>549239481Kinda weird how muselk was not only right but also won in the end
>>549355915socrates was a fucking idiot that was too far in his own ass to smell anything other than his own farts
>>549406610I have never had a job.
>>549239481watch unlikelypotato's tf2 stream on Twitch, he is back after MANY years24/7 bot streams with bets and other perks for subs, surprisingly entertaining, criminally underrated(NOT an ad, this is a recommendation)
>>549406610Not really since I'm paid to spam this website. Basically had a 2 hour break
>>549411346Spam it with what?
>>549410414I dislike muselk because he e-begged his popularity from jerma's comment section, then became a generic slop of the month streamer. He's like one step above being an industry plant.
post your edgiest loadout, i try to make a loadout that works with the dishonored mask, also i like the spy's snake
>>549410414>noooo i need a constant drip feed of new content! i need a fortnite shop with 1OOOOOO new skins every week! i can't enjoy the game as it is!
>>549413790How much did that black rose set you back?
One half of this fanbase is comprised of lgbt furries and pedos and the other half is comprised of 30-40 year olds who still haven’t matured mentally for almost two decades except when it comes to incel political views.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QdvPVjGH4Eprobably not the first tf2 thing i saw but one of the first, and it put me on a tf2-obsession road
>>549416295I'm pretty sure all the chuds are zoomers. You also forgot to mention the thousands of third world gen alpha kiddies that play this game.
>>549415304i played that shitty game, that most likely degraded my shitty laptop and killed it months later. so it cost a shitty laptop and my time. it was not a fun game :(
>>549416501pretty sure I just used SAM so rip bozo
>>549416501i remember trying to get the rose when it was still available, and yeah from what i recall that company of heroes game or whatever it was called was basically a virus, and i never even got past the tutorial before uninstalling it. i wish they made the BR craftable, it's just a reskin after all.
>>549411031fukken kino ty nonny
>>549414018yeah
>>549414018>Jul 16, 2017The game was unplayable
>>549414018it's not that. because they were dripfeeding contentbut the dripfed content was nothing but garbage maps that diluted the already shrinking playerbase, plus garbage, gaudy, and tacky cosmetics that just made the game look worse and worseI'd have preferred no updates at all over that
am i retardedhttps://scrap.tf/raffles/P4ZMO9
What do you hope Father Smissmas will bring us this year?
>>549419581>geel honeypot
>>549419581>reading alldat for the chance (not even guarantee) to win some garbagescrap.tf niggas really think anyone cares lol
>footrest's yearly honeypot to get tf2gs bannedabout time
I don't know who I want to play as a "main" merc and I am literally incapable of making a decision on my own. So please pick for me. Heavy, Pyro, or Soldier.
>>549419740>>549420108>>549420346t. larpers that weren't even around the first time trying to prove themselves
>>549420108some niggas traumadump on that shit for 1 scrap lmaohttps://scrap.tf/raffles/M6DO4Thttps://scrap.tf/raffles/QKYCMD
>>549410414>rewatch muselk's tf2 videos when you're not a kid anymoreCan't believe I used to like them
>>549404652Trans Fortress 2
>>549420695i feel the same way with pewdiepie videos, even though im grateful he taught me english
>>549421054I will make hat from you, little bunny
>>549420574>mainingpyro if you're a tranny who hates secretly fun but pretends they don'tsoldier if you're a chudheavy is a coinflip whether you end up as a wholesome reddit chungor or based fatass
>>549416791np. it has been like 8 years since i first/last saw this, it was on my email notification on my (assumed but maybe not) banned account
>>549419581This is making me mad.
>>549409515This is even funnier because they are probably friends and you are probably just sabotaging their fair and balanced fun.
2025I am forgotten
>>5494227572 more weekstrust the plan
>>549422757It'll be combined with Smissmasmvm_wutville with Robo Old Nick and the robots being his robo-children slaves
>>549410749this but unironically
>>549420574The answer is pretty obviously brosoldier
if you see this, you know it's gonna be a good time
https://skins.webamp.org/ Kinda unrelated to the thread but didn't realise the age of these skins until I searched "Team Fortress" and got more TFC than TF2.
>>549422757I know two people who loaded up on mvm tickets thinking they'd be able to flip them for a profit lol
>>549424325https://pyrolightmyfire.ytmnd.com/
>>549424325https://skins.webamp.org/skin/2bfd4062214389ff2dd66704de98c303/Team_Fortress_2_Amp.wsz/The OG TF2 hype lol
>>549420695He's boring as fuck. Why would you like him?
>>549425047I'm pretty sure they're gonna add a community mvm ticket anyway for the new mapsWasn't there a leak recently that 2 items were added to the item schema? Could be those
Whoever added the huntsman to the game is a dickhead.
>>549420574maining a class is retardedyou should want to play every class as best as you canIf you had to pick one for some reason, soldier has the highest skill ceiling out of all 3 of your choices if you include jump maps. If not probably pyro has the higher skill ceiling. Skill ceiling meaning "raw skill expression". You'd be more effective on soldier 95% of the time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9kUWA4da8wEvergreen Trvke
>>549425896https://pyroslove.ytmnd.com/https://pyrolove.ytmnd.com/
>>549428790>w-we just removed the bad stuff!i didnt know that more than one full game at night was bad.
>>549428790Bro talks like a toddler wtf
>>549429289average tf2 playerbase
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msUOABTrABMCasualbros...our response???
>>549430312pipeline is fun which isn't very neato.
>>549429183>Steam Chart tranny posts it againGot any other arguments besides appeal to majority?
>>549422757There is no quickplay update, there is no heavy update, and there is no MVM update.
>>549428790>i'm not going to pretend i'm some oldfagnice self shill, your video sucks, take a speech class
>>549428790>2019 newfag>Team Fowtwess>Gold Wush>Sewvew>Fware GunThe oldest Gold Rush apologist.
>>549428790embarrassing
>>549434457Pony = TF2.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfyT7sYE0kA
>>549434457not the c. chan style bruh
Jarvis locate a Gold Rush glazer that was playing TF2 in 2009 and wasn't a toddler*BZZZZZZTTTTTTT**ERROR* *ERROR*
>>549426947It’s literally the best weapon broIt’s perfect
>>549436448>It's perfect
>>549436057ive been playing since 2007 and i like it
>>549436057>You were not there in 2009. Your fun is INVALID.>Stop. Having. Fun. NOW.
>>549437054Ok but you're still larping as an oldfag when you weren't even there
>>549437537I keep asking why it's a bad thing to do that, and n no one ever answers me. So tell me, why is it a bad thing to larp as an oldfag if you're having fun doing it. Does it hurt your feelings a lot? Because you turned into a tranny or something and it reminds you of a time when you weren't a failure?
>>549437537old fag here
>>549436635Fair and balanced.Why would the community ever want to fix perfection?
>>549438223nta, it only matters if you're trying to use the fact that you're an oldfag as your only credentials behind your opinion on something, otherwise who gives a shit?
>>549438223>Accuses others of being trannies>Likes pretending to be something he isn'tlol
>>549438501>it only matters if you're trying to use the fact that you're an oldfag as your only credentials behind your opinion on somethingWell, gold rush antis are willing to use any straw man to smear the devs, yeah.>>549438943Great non-argument
>>549428790Referencing the Sopranos makes this kind of sovlful
>Goldrush mod>adds stuff post-GoldrushWhy are the devs so fucking retarded? Why don't they change the name if they cannot commit to it?
>>549428790Who is that talking in the background?
>>549439851Bad marketingThey used gold rush in the more literal sense of "people coming together looking for gold" rather than referencing the update itself
Mechawreck WON
>>549440253>Get caught doing pedo shit>Just delete all your online accounts>Face no consequence and probably keep doing pedo shit under a new name and knowing how to not get caughtHow did he do it?
>>549315280masturbate prone with your dick bent backwards
>>549441037becoming a tf2 "developer"
>>549426185its probably two badges for two tours if anything, idk why theyd make separate tickets
>>549442760>mid community mvm maps>matchmaker is gonna shit itself harder>but hey here's two shiny new medals!>huh australiums what are you talking about?
>>549432613no playerbase to play the game with
>>549436635Don’t see an issue. Of course if you stand perfectly still you’re gonna hit. Any good scout player can out maneuver a huntsman.
>>549436635you know this was deboonked right?seriously, go try and replicate this rn and post a webm of it
>>549444129Idk how to make bots look down like in the webm. He specifically says in the video different positions affect the hitboxGot a source for the debunk?
>>549444129https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4JHCk7RAm0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vVcBglCatMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PSGD-pJUrMIt's still a buggy mess
>>549420695iktf
>>549444058>Aim at Scout's waist>Headshot>Don't see an issueu blind nigga
>>549426110I'm sure you also don't watch the same things you used to watch as a kid
>>549445478I was gonna say simply by playing the game, but watching >>549445930 makes me say that this shit is more fucked than I ever knew, and I was around when the huntsman was fresh.
>>549446380many things I watched as a child still hold up, and if I were to have kids, I'd readily show it to themshit, I'd let my kid watch old jerma and star_ videos like the truck punchline, but not muselk
>>549446380The original Yogscast minecraft videos are classics, as are old STAR_ and Jerma content
Yesterday has to be the time the update drop, right?
>>549447092No, check back again on Thurmednesday
>>549446829>>549446957I didn't mean everything you watched as a kid, but surely there's at least something you used to enjoy that looking back now makes you realize it wasn't so great as you remembered
>>549447092Thursday for sure
>>549447197of course, but there's aging out of something and then there's having shit taste
>>549444129nta but still busted
>>549444129It’s not debunked it just a little different that the one or two clips that get post make it seem. The actual video goes into the details and nuances better than most people would think.
When did it all go wrong, /tf2g/?
>>549445930>>549448628https://youtu.be/lc6KGB81HQI?&t=230it's still funny how the original devs went into details about how they tried striking balance for sniper and then when they live serviceified tf2 they said "eh fuck it heres the complete opposite of that"
>>549452078>when they live serviceified tf2>sniper still works this way
>>549452371try using the huntsman once in your life and tell me how many times you try and hang in the back instead of close combating
*destroys the community*
>>549451651in 2012 when /vg/ was created
>>549451651when sharty tourists started posting here
>>549452078https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=2477Robin Walker is ok with the huntsman because it's not a long range weapon so the instakill aspect of it isn't as frustrating.
>>549452581yes, the commentary is talking about the sniper rifle. the huntsman is one of those few unlocks that changes how the class is played entirely. but by going for those close range (still very slow) attacks, you put yourself in much more danger than with the regular rifle. the hitbox is retarded, i won't argue with that.
>>549452078https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=2477>We noticed players don't like dying to enemies they aren't engaging with. This usually happens against Snipers since they're designed to stand far away from the fight>So we made a primary that encourages Snipers to get closer>What about Snipers that still use the stock rifle? Well...uhm...Fixing class issues with unlocks instead of addressing them directly was always a weird early design choice
>>549453582Most TF2 maps don't have 10 miles long sightline beside the first stage of thunder mountain and wutville. If you know where the sniper nest is, you can just go there and shoot him.
nigger 2009 was the early era of this type of video game, this is the era where DLC being sold on discs was not uncommon. they were balancing tf2 to be a casual arena shooter, the mario party of quake derivitive. newfags apply modern esports focuses balance mindset to old patch notes and get confused because they were literally making a different game back then for a different audience of far more casual stoner and boomer gamer types not people who want to be so good at the game they can make money off it
>>549330904If I play on actual servers with tf_use_fixed_weaponspreads 1, the diff is so bad that I start running at the enemy team.
>>549330904Random bullet spread, even at worst case scenario. Only fuck you up at sniping range.Go to a gun range and the instructor will tell you to aim for the center mess. So do that.
I went to the gun range and the guy told me to not shoot rockets at my feet to rocket jump. Better not do that in TF2...
>>549454819gun nerds when I hold m1 as heavy with no enemies around>uhhm this isn't a safe or ammo efficient practice!?
>>549454196>they were balancing tf2 to be a casual arena shooterYes and when they noticed an issue with Sniper, they didn't do anything to address it and instead just gave him a new toy to play with. It's not esports minded to point that out
>>549454196>they were balancing tf2 to be a casual arena shooterAnd who told you that, your favorite youtuber?
>>549456146its the conclusion i reached living through this shit lil nigga
>>549456641I also lived through it and the conclusion I came to was to never put my hope into an business/org/corp and that they aren't really planning shit, they are just doing things randomly and hoping it sticks backed by millions of dollars.
>>549432613"appeal to majority" isnt the argument im making.my point is that even if i wanted to play goldrush, there's probably not going to be a single server thats even half filled and 6v6 sucks ass.
bump
>>549466573no no no no no you're supposed to say something like dead gamedead general
>>549470362fempyro gamefempyro general
>>549470451eh that's fine I guess
>>549239481WHERE THE FUCK IS THE SMISSMAS UPDATE!?!?!?
Is 4chan moving at a slower pace or is it just me?
Nyah don't mind me just a femboy sniper main, I am straight though....
>>549474730There was apparently an outage earlier also it's a monday night in a dead general
>>549474562This week.
>>549474562Do you really need more slop hats and 5 mediocre maps which you could have checked out before on community servers that much?
I had a dream where I obtained a taunt for Medic that was like the Headcase taunt, but when he lifted the cloche instead of a severed head there was a big pile of shit
>>549481601There's going to be a matchmaker overhaul, and also possible new Valve made content. I made the first part uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6FKDoVrGZY
Melee hit detection is so shit and jank that I refuse to believe it takes any skill.>>549482790Make that a taunt.
>>549448628>still can't land headshots for shit despite thisrip
Lie down and give up, tf2 was a phase in your life same as it was a phase for valve, we've all had our fun and it's time to say goodbye. Get a job, take a wife, raise kids and die in your bed
>>549488838https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/b/b2/Engineer_no02.wav
>>549488838
>>549488838no
>>549489516>>549489625>>549489680TF2 has a serious incel problem that needs to be discussed.
>>549488838this nigga can't stomp
>>549454098No you can't.
>>549456146developer commentary on pl_goldrush stage 1
>>549241016>>549241310>>549451651Run... littluh demon......
How many players remain? Do you even know? There would have been... 50 on gold rush... maybe mooore.. such a lossss.Do you feel it? In your steamcharts? DOES IT LEAVE A HOLE?ZESTYTRIOX was my FINEST cuck. He understood TF2 and when it was good. I honor his sacrifice each day.
>>549496745>40 in game now
>>549492197It's funny because this more accurate to the game than whatever that bipolar freak keeps posting
>>549488838>take a wifethis ain't Kazakhstan
>>549496745>>549496872It's over.
>>549497401I don't agree with that, it's how everything and everyone improves.
>>549497401Funny that RichterOvertime got popular for shitting on mod maker who can't take criticism.
>>549497707>>549497870I don't think that image makes your post better
>>549497870i would never have read this post if not for the attached image
>>549497870I wouldnt have read but >>549498893 made me
>>549497870I giggled at this image. It's quite extraordinary.
>>549495882>>549496745hdg misses u pookie
how can pyro be a man or woman when it's a living suit?
how can spy still be broken when he's supposed to be gaben's favorite character?
>>549502128gaben changed his mind. Medic is his favorite class
>>549503952beyond grim if true
My favourite class is the Sniper, thanks and have fun.
good morning
If you could remove one class from tf2 which class would it be and why would it be sniper?
Holy shit guys they just released the mvm updatehttps://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=8654
>>549507284Stop making this post.
>>549507315No
>>549507198Medic
>>549507198I would remove Sniper because he is too powerful.
>>549508128He's not.
>>549507198Because the game fundamentally does not change with his exclusion beyond heavy becoming only slightly more viable. I think Shounic or whatever his name was tested this on his server.
>>549507198Because being able to instantly delete 7 outta 9 classes (more like 8 outta 9, since it's common for players to not be at full hp) without putting yourself in any danger aside from enemy snipers, is bad game design
update when
>>549496745... by me
>>549511980Eric Smith looks like this
>>549511980Can't wait for more shitty map dumped on the workshop probably botted votes aswell
>>549515268>probably botted votes aswellindians and the chinese should've never been allowed access to the internet
>>549515268>Remember, (You) voted for this!
>>549497870Next OP right here>Uhhh it's not tf2Just slap on a gibus. Now it's TF2!
https://youtu.be/5LtbnoUqz0INew doomer kino
Trueeee
>>549519415>What Is "Wrong" With TF2>Chapter 4: Random Cri-
>>549507284> Mann vs. Machine is LIVE, Faggots!What did valve mean by this?
>>549519415>so scared of standing behind his takes he has to put wrong in quotation marks
Give Pyro the guacamole sombrero from Despicable Me 2
give pyro her tits and ass
Give pyro my cock in her ass
>>549497401>yanderesim criticism: it's coded like shit, fix it>tf2gr criticism: i don't like it, fix it
>>549482790This should be part of the Hindu themed update next summer
>>549522873>>549523179Pyro is a male.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LtbnoUqz0I
>>549511980the typa face Eric be pulling when he adds 9 items from the same creator in one case (the case is all Emporium members)
>>549507198Honestly you might have a point Sniper might be too perfect even for tf2 itself
Why is the TF2 video essay such a prevalent genre? How many times can you say the same thing
>>549525942Low effort and easy views
>>549524959you sound pretty gay
>make sniper immobile while scoped in>must be zoomed in for 2.5 seconds to headshot>remove razorbackthere I fixed sniper so that he can't sit in a sentry nest and be immune to spies or be hijacked by bots to roam around instakilling everyone while retaining his ability as a pick class/support role while also giving the huntsman an identity in the form of being a mobile primary
How Team Fortress 2 Classified BREAKS you
>Team Fortress 2 Classified has been worked on for over a decade now — almost certainly longer than you've been alive.Is this game aimed at people who are "almost certainly" younger than 11 years old? What a weird thing to write on the store page.
>>549532567zoomers are stuck at 11 mentally in spite of their physical age
if a heavy is using the huo-long heater, and a spy is using the spycicle, you can just jump over the flame and get the backstab, i get that the flame doesn't hit you. but i feel like it should still melt the knife
new mapslop
>zombie maps>smissmasI meanok sure
lads?
>>549534591>2koth
they added a reskin of a map that was added 2 months agoLMAOOOO
>>549534747hydro demaster
let's fucking go more slop!!!!
>Fixed Disco Beat Down Unusual effect growing in size when viewed from large distancesoh wow an actual good change, I remember trying to do sniper duels with people who would just have their whole head covered in an unusual glow with nothing I could do about it
>join match>it's capture the flag that's just started>run to their intel>2 sentries>die>leaveCool.
>>549535295>still no MvM maps and campaign>here's your daily fuck all holiday patch suckersthe matchmaker dies forever soon.
did you get your #TF_STOCKINGSTUFFER_2025?
The Fallout Pyro set is unironically the only set that I like from this cosmetics pool.
>>549535648scoutsissies are so tarded
>>549535648>running to the intel like a retard
update is here
uh guys?https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3364116726&searchtext=
>>549535789>>549535917omg i love boring stalemates with noob classes now
I'm rich niggasC U LATER
>>549536118>aussy festivegrim>BASE jumper festivekino
>>549534591Okay, Nutcracker is kind of kino and Abbey looks fun too. Rest looks not that interesting or bad (the Scream Fortress reskin is embarrassing.)
>>549536118This is crazyI don't even want to use it because these festivizers are gonna be worth so much now
>>549536127>noob classes>can't cap on ctf unless he beelines straight to the intel asap before there's any defenseholy fuckin' scoutsissy cope
>>549536118Zesty's not going to be happy
>>549536425fucker
Another year, another shit color to my collection...
>>549536638Eh that weapon already clips a shitton anyway>>549536768Gray is decent since it goes with anything
>>549536425>Sorry, the item server is down, please refresh or try again laterThis shit always happens on my end for an entire day so I can never get in on scalping crates. Fucking tradertranny bots flooding the market with requests and breaking it.
>>549536656Get owned kiddo
>>549536623whose ass?
>festivizers already going upBUY BUY BUY
>Fixed being able to throw the Gas Passer through wallstf2 is saved
>>549537110LMAO
>Fixed logo spinner from breaking after prolonged rotation (community fix from Horiuchi)casual is #FIXED>>549536118surely there are no festive disguise kits, right?
>>549537338They are all gone, I posted that and the item sold out.
>Fixed training mode HIT! material alpha channel (community fix from DiskIntegrity)what
BRO THEY KEEP GOING UPIT'S OVER
>>549537338There's a bubble
>Fixed Ullapool Caber explosions not counting as melee kills and ignoring damage/radius attributes Does the second part mean anything?
>>549537679:skull_emoji:
>>549537620>training mode HIT! materialthere's a tutorial and when you hit the dummies a HIT thing pops up, like loose cannon DONK>alpha channel determines how transparent it is, along with RGB for color
I see they added a bunch of voice pitch fixes for taunts, but the Carlton still ignores voice pitch spells.
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>>549537916yeah but like why training mode
Playing Nutcracker right now. Kinda amusing, but>voice acting is so bad that i literally thought it was some idiot randomly talking into the mic
>>549536768Yikes...
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3369419881>They added a Smissmas version...of the spawn beach ballWhat?
>>549538837I'm a child rapist
>>549538837trans rights are human rights
>>549538837White Genocide
>>549538837Your mom calls me the Ass Beast
>>549538837shupo plapper
>>549538837CUM IN MY ASS
>>549538837Niggers
CHARMFAGS BTFOFESTIVIZERGODS STAY WINNING
$11.00 now btw
>>549538837tf2g gun
>>549538837The UNSC lost this war months ago. Your people are broken, scattered, hunted, defeated, by me. I wish I could tell you it was difficult... but it wasn't.
>>549538837IWTCIRD
>>549538837I hate trans people
managed to snatch some from third party sitesnow gotta wait for steam to unshit itself
>>549538837Oksana
Saw Christmas update was live, anything good to try out for a game or two this year?
No...Mobstah?
What did they do
>>549539697HE IS IN THE TRASH
>>549538837zesty jesus
>already got 2 boxes>inventory is pooped noo my dinero
>>549538837grinch tongues my anus
>>549538837SHUPO SEX
I have four festivizers in my inventory and I STILL won't use them. Or sell them. Can't be assed lolAnywaysmy backpack growsthank you gaben for yet another backpack expander
>>549538837shupo lost
>update on TuesdayIs it a cover-up for when casual inevitably shits itself?
>>549538837How about that prick's face when he saw the gyatt
>>549538837fempyro is my wife
nyoooo the price is going down
Thank you no hats mod no festivizers vpkYou'll really come in handy now
>>549540015k>>549540152too long
>>549540437Fuck you.
>No Wutville fixesNEXT YEAR FOR SURE
>>549540480sorry, i should have translated it for you>i-it won't fit s-senpai
>Added Festivizers for all weaponsSpells next Halloween confirmed?
warpaint faggots on suicide watch
>>549536540>>549538124>that voice "actor"he was right
>>549540938I love war paints. But that group is full of dumb jews so, yeah. Also I wonder what slop he is referring to, the cosmetics are not that bad.
>>549540938>trans fem demoman
>>549507198Engineer hard counters some classes in a game with no other hard counters
>>549540938Meatwad is a dumb shartyfag and Zesty dickrider, deserved. Yeah I'm talking about you you faggot, you're probably reading this.
>>549541116anything on emp is slop to them, anything they made is based, at least they're consistent
>>549540938Kek, what a bunch of assmad faggots.
>>549541354The emporium is worse, yes, the war paint group is jewish but the emporium is basically the epstein blackmail ring itself since it still protects BE NICE 2 ME / Metabolic
>>549540272>>549540015winrars.
>>549541069He'd better have voiced an Asian character.
>>549534591>2kothSo, just cp_standin with 2 points?Why don't they just call it cp domination?
>>549541485based
this is actually a pretty nice elite grade.
>>549541069Getting real tired of Announcer amateur hour (aka mapmakers letting their friends in on the money and self-mades)Just use the Administrator. There's even unused voice lines that can easily be used for Player Destruction
>>549541485nice
>>549537738if anything it probably means that it does even less damage now
>>549541704https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Sophisticated_SmokerIt looks like a 2010 version of this>>549541760Yeah I even see people in-game getting annoyed by it. The first time it was a novelty, but we keep getting PD maps for some reason
>>549541320Another user that I blocked, thanks.
>>549541320Another user that I added, thanks.
>>549541704It's literally just a team colored Sophisticated Smoker without the cigarAnd that was at least a reference to Bilious Hale
grades for cosmetics is some dumb cs;go shit and it never belonged in tf2
>Fixed players sometimes getting stuck in team unassigned when joining a server (community fix from Bakugo) thank god, finally a good update
>Fixed Detonator jumps not being considered self-dmg jumps (community fix from mastercoms) what does it mean self damage from the wiki says it's around 23-44 self damage will look into it now.
>>549542485it basically meant that they were willing to add undesirable cosmetics on purpose to be the lowest grade, and add gaudy slop to the highest grade. instead of choosing them based on their own merits each. the game can never recover from this
Sorry, my discord bf needs to be the announcer or else he won't get his cut of the map stamps.
can i get queued into a single fucking match please
>>549541485Damn man this is gonna have the server in stitches for sure
>Fixed Ullapool Caber explosions not counting as melee kills and ignoring damage/radius attributes (community fix from Bitl) >Allow impulse 101 on The Ullapool Caber (community fix from alvei) Anyone know what this means?
>>549543310>adding maps broke the server again
>>549543310Casual is perfectly fine, servers are just down for the usual Tuesday maintenance :)
>dudes screeching on the mic about trannies>i belch loudly into the mic>get kicked
>>549543336The "counting as melee kills" means that if you're a fresh account and you get a ullapool kill from the explosion it'll still count for the "On the bright side, you got 1 more melee kill than your previous best" message.
>>549543675deserved I don't get why people burp on mic that's gay af
>Every weapon can be sloppable now>Sitting taunt to add salt to injury>Casual? Just fixed the logo sometimes breaking from long queues. Enjoy :)
>>549543870I thought he would be seething more about the festivizers, but he doesn't seem to care that much. Maybe he finally cooled off
>>549543735It's a hot sound.
I really like the facepalm taunt tho.The Sniper, engi, and soldier animations are very fitting and funny. Others like heavy and scout are also pretty good.
>>549543735gotta be a man to hop on the mic son
>>549542893i swear to fucking god if they nerfed the fucking detonator because of a technicality im never touching this piece of shit again. i fucking hate modern valve.
>549544116oh of course the floydautist is into shit like belching
>>549543336guaranteed crit on full charge
>>549544182Who cares about the detonator? The scorch shot is right there
>>549544236Kink shaming is bad.
>>549543336>Ullapool Caber explosions not counting as melee killscaber explosion kills will now refill your charge meter if you have the tide turner or booties equipped>impulse 101 on The Ullapool Caberyou can type impulse 101 if sv_cheats is 1 to refill your caber (doesnt matter whatsoever for normal play)
>>549542893>>549544182not him, but i tested detonator damage and it seems unchanged
>>549541704Sophisticated smoker is my favorite hat in the game, so making a clone of it as an elite grade is redundant to me
>>549544273>Noooo why won't they add more slop :(Good. The less they add the better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQAHUrQq2BI
>>549511242>fundamentallyWhy does this word always go with the most retarded tf2 takes imaginable?
>>549544273Should have chosen to make unusual effects instead.
>>549542893>>549544182>>549544381the actual changes are in the PRhttps://github.com/ValveSoftware/source-sdk-2013/pull/627tl;dr you can now det jump while being quickfix ubered
>>549544273>not just EricThey are going nuclear...
>>549544260>who cares about the detonator?i do. that thing is my favorite weapon in the game because of how versatile it is.>>549544381good. i read that shit and thought the average det jump would now do like 60 damage and nearly blew a gasket.
>>549544273>Email Valve, (not specifically Eric)GABE N is gonna TELL ERIC TO ADD OUR WARPAINTS GUYS
>>549544273Okay who gives a fuck. By now I realize that you're just stalking this server because it's anti-Emporium. I don't care if they are stupid or not, I support them because they're not the Emporium
email eric and DEMAND we get millions like real valve employees!! we are the game developers and we will unionize against the capitalist fascists!!
Eric will feel the wrath of our unified gamer voice... you'd better add our slop or else...
>Add Gavle, a Swedish map>It has menorah scattered around the mapOY VEY
>>549544975Yeah see, all these posts mocking one particular group of workshoppers. When that announcement didn't even look that bad. It is clearly just because they're not the TF2Emp, if the TF2Emp got btfo'd, the seethe would be 100 times worse
Some of the cosmetics aren't too bad. Unusual effects are average to poor. I don't really know what I expected; hopefully the maps are alright. I need to put my new PC together so I can play again.>>549544273Not his personal army.
>>549544273meanwhile Eric after 2 emails>Create rule: Send emails that contains TF2/Warpaint to Trash
>>549545128>if the TF2Emp got btfo'dWill never happen since Eric likes them and they behave accordingly.
>>549545114Heh that's a little on the nose, Emporium
>>549544273>Valve doesn't add Emporium slopTF2 is saved :)>Valve doesn't add our slopWTF?! AVENGERS, ASSEMBLE!!! SPAM ERIC NOW!!!
>>549545154
Seriously though, Eric giving these clowns 100 stamps every update is already way too charitable
>>549545114>It's realWhat did UEAKCrash mean by this?
mvm update my ass
I was hoping for a NON-SEASONAL gem like HAARP or Patagonia
Dear Mr. Jew, please let me sell my case before it crashes in price. Sincerely, your most loyal goy.
>Niggas who've been hoarding festivizers rn:
I genuinely thought the koth_winter_ridge was a winter reskin of koth_maple_ridge_event. Hey, no winter reskins this smissmas!
>>549545939It's a reskin of Marshlands we got this Halloween
>>549546037and it doesn't even have the custom gamemode, it's just a boring koth mapeasily the worst
>>549545939anon...
>>549544364Hey I'll take a slight caberknight buff
>>549544708shupo feet
Any new maps will be in the permanent rotation?
>>549546509maybe the new ctf map it's exactly like 2fort
>Festizived Solemn Vow puts the lights like a laurel wreathOk that's pretty good
>>549546509Hopefully not.
>>549544551Why do you deny reality just because it hurts your feefees?
>>549546912>like a yanny wreathftfy
>>549546509>Nutcracker, Matterhorn, GavleSmissmas only (holiday-themed)>Sidewinder, Abbey, Winter RidgeCould be permanent
>>549545769i hope the price of festivizers isn't permanently fucked from this update. lots of items i wanna make festive now.
MvM update in 2 weekstrust the plan
>>549547748Probably not, they're still readily available as a bonus from every smissmas case
>Switzerland is now canon in TF2I'm happy :)
>2 Usable taunt out of 3I'm happy it's not complete slop like Scream Fortress
Can these niggas seriously just shove their map reskins up their asses. It's such a waste.
>>549548635one being the scout money throne for mvm
>>549547920Finally they turned the Toblerone Mountain into a level...
What should the next OP be?
Still no Smissmas Dustbowl?
>>549549107>>549548678
AIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>549549235good maps made better? no siree! please give me new bad maps instead!
>>549549235
last one I promisewatching creators melt down is my guilty pleasure
>>549549061the smissmas tree you faggot
>>549549398owned
>>549549061we had shuponow I want fempyro
>>549549493>>549549701Fempyro has nothing to do with TF2.
Thanks for the free festive hitmans heatmaker valve.
Should i invest on Festives bros??
>>549549418>good maps made better?Lmao adding some snow to dustbowl and calling it a new map doesn't improve anythingDustbowl is always there if you wanna play it, no need for more slop that's inferior to the original
>>549545114it's a advent candlestick tho, common window decor here in nordic countries
>>549549398what do you encode your shit with they never play on my main browser
>>549550139fempyro has everything to do with tf2
>>549550282There are no females in TF2.
>>549550403The Announcer
>>549550494Non playable characters don't count.
uh oh goalpost melty
>new update drops>don't play my main because i'm scared that i'll play like shitAnyone else do this
>>549550628goalpost bait, like he does every single day
>>549550282checked
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/3826520/view/538872373928003282?l=englishTF2 Goldrush updated>caber one shots and equalizer gives speed againas god intended
>>549550749 nobody cares how you perform aslong as you aren't afk in spawn for minutes
>>549550841already panicking over the smissmas update?
>razorback recharges (why)>caber does not (why)
Is there a way to preview what the new festives look like? I caved and bought one
half the matches i've been in so far have pocket medic trannies
>>549550979no loadout.tf
https://knockout.chat/thread/77604/19#post-2805286>Sidewinder mapmaker was banned from TF2Maps for soliciting sex from minorsPedo gaming
Someone upload what all the new festives look like.
>>549551193Being a pedo and liking capture the flag are about equal in terms of moral decay.
>>549551325>>549536118
>>549551391good thing I don't like ctf then
>>549551391I only like Applejack because I want to mount the pony of the same name and nothing more
>100 mapstamps for Sidewinder, please
>>549551736buh-based!
>>549246146he won massively thrice today or something
Were the mediguns festivizable before or was it just the medigun?
>>549551956>worst items in the casewhy do we pretend to like this guy again?
>festivized Solemn Vow is a laurel wreathOkay that's based.
>>549551193ah hell nah diddy valve when's the news headlines
>>549551956i agree
https://tf2goldrush.com/blog/december-2025
>>549552158>>worst items in the case>Snow Merc already memory holed on release date
Do it doc, do it
>>549547197Reality isn't determined by a youtuber asking his audience who already agreed with the proposition whether they agreed. I'm sorry you get raped by snipers, but personally I haven't had that problem.
>>549552601nein!
it better be fempyro
>>549551956I FUARKING KNEEL!!!!
>>549552630>if I make things up, I can win the argument in my head!None of what you said happened in the post you were replying to
Obsessed terminally online OP makers, GO!
...come on, I don't have all day...
can someone test if the caber does more damage to vaccinator medics, since they apparently changed it to count as melee?
>>549550139stop being transphobic and let her have this. It's all he has.
>>549551956FSoaS-coded cosmetics
fine, move that gear up>>549553887>>549553887
>>549553926based OP
>>549552840It did, you just can't read. >>549547197 (my reply) >>549511242 (what I replied to) >I think Shounic or whatever his name was tested this on his server.
>>549554638*>>549544551
>>549538837*WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRR*
just uninstalled glord rush, sorry, the honeymoon period is gone
