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Teio!
Orange
>marked
>>549062172B+ to A clubs are going to be fine for your speed
I miss soundposts
Sex with Verxina
Hello DirectorI'd like one trainee without the rape or being MARKED
I need Dober's inherit. NOW!
>>549063148
I love my beautiful wife, Narita Brian
>>549063279Out
>>549063148 They aren't working?
>>549063279bakushin is the uma for you. She doesn't want anything to do with you romantically, in fact the one time she thinks you're even insinuating it she insists you put distance between the two of you.
Sex with the gang
>>549063365i guess catbox just hates me today for some reason
>>549063148How do I get soundposts?
>>549063365Oh shit, they aren'tCan't hear any of them right now
>>549063380Can you blame her? She gets such a shit torena in her story.
>>549063208The wait for the sisters will be a painful one
>>549063279I can't do that, but I can give you a trainee that will kill you before that ever becomes a problem? Do you accept?
https://x.com/kusakari27/status/1996771639028257184
Digitan LOVE
>>549063560
>>549063141Ohhhnyonyonyo
>>549063527I love women who will literally just kill me. Who is it?
>>549063380You can't romance the comic relief, everyone knows that
promoted paces don't really work
>>549063509Good things happen for those who are willing to wait
I don't like long CMs because there's too many essential skills, there's very little room for experimentation unlike with miles and mediums
One month new uma player here, is anyone here a nikke player? i haven played nikke in 2 weeks, fuck.
>>549063648How is she floating that weird red pile with her mind? Is she psychic? That's scary.
So, champion's cup this week. We're going to the dirt
I look like this irl, what do you think anons?
>>549062986Danchou it's 28/30 now!
its so funny that regular women can give birth to an uma musume which means theres a chance that your twin sister is a literal better version of you
Did catbox prune files or something?Only some soundposts are working
>>549063847Hey bby. Want some fuck?
>>549063859This is beyond flatlining.This is receding
>>549063924nothing personal ningen woman
>>549063924Considering how I am she doesnt need to be an Uma for that....
>>549063847look at this dude, ohnonononono, look at the top of his head
>umaooo implodingdanchou we need to recruit the refugees
Whats the next good SSR banner worth dumping carats into? Ive got like 60k with nothing to spend them on because I rolled my Oshi in a 10 pull. Are any of these banners good or should I just be saving everything for Pasa way in the future?
>>549063814>is anyone here a nikke player?Yeah, current event sucks and not in the good way, you aren't missing out
>>549063970its down/slow as usual
Ulala LOVE
What's happening to all the uma clubs?
For me it's Torechi>most replayedhttps://youtu.be/Fz9M27-ZSJI
Sex with umadols
>>549064040methinks that's not very nice of you, anon
>>549063814New event sucksIt's about some literal who human that was introduced last event, and it's all about her stupid baggage. Hope you weren't doing Surface mode, because once you lose the extra outposts, you have to upgrade everything from scratch.God the surface beta is such assUmamusume: Pretty Derby
>>549064207L*ng cm is so ass everyone is flatlining
stupid danchou's always getting cocky you fuckers deserve nothing but misery and despair get back to grinding fans pig you need to set an example for the club
>>549064307Falco would never.
>>549064207Everything is imploding because the great mambo revolution didnt happen at reset.
>>549064207The Dirt Shoe bubble popped and everyone's investments zero'd out. There's no incentive to do fan runs which means no reason to play the game.Umamusume: Pretty Derby is reclining...
>>549063924I like to imagine that isn't possible because, just like how if a broodmare has twins IRL, one of them is killed still in the womb to not split the mare's resources on two foals, any uma will automatically have their twin killed still in the womb by the three godesses
>>549063148Ever since moving out I haven't had internet good enough to consistently watch soundposts...
>>549063753Nta but here.
>>549064307>Feet>Pits>Tummy>Vagina bones>All ExPoSeD to toreina's gazeEven Curren isn't this much of a skank
would you?
>>549064207Mambo danchou wont kick their flatlining bf.Unironically
>>549064195Haru is EVIL
>>549063810I just got tired of CMs so I'll do minimum effort for I don't know how long. Maybe like half a year.
>>549064207i patently refuse to run URA finale ever again so my fan counts are low despite still doing 2-3 runs a day
>>549064565yes
>>549064565prolly not but fuck it go to town
>>549064579Hey that bf is now carrying my ass while I comfymaxx here
>>549064316
>>549064565I roll on shit as high as 48% all the time, my best umas have come from going insane on shitty odds. That said I have a very big pile of failed umas to go with them
>>549064316I now recognize how rude of a statement it was. I apologize
>>549063753Enjoy!
Neigh Toreina...
>>549064515god no one cares for you schizo horse you annoying tranny spammer
>>549064589Apparently the actual Urara was a real brat?Wish that got explored more in game
>>549064565Man I would AT MIMINUM need triple rainbow to risk something that high
>>549064812i'm confused
>>549064812I enjoy the softcore horsegirl smut, thank you.
>>549062986It's ridiculous how dumb falco has vocals for Legend Changer but not Opera
>>549064703We know R@
I need more merchandise to buy
>>549064207>allThere are tons of clubs that are happy and content so they don't post here.
>>549064515sexo
>>549064589SENBONZAKURA KAGEYOSHI
>>549064705
>>549064867what do you mean that is a triple rainbow
>>549064565If its more than 30 in a stat I gamble unless the failure rate is above 50%If it's more than 50 in a stat I gamble unless the failure rate is above 70%If its more than 60 in a stat I gamble
>>549064812>anon asks for a horse that would kill you>anon 2 responds with a horse that would kill you>this somehow makes you upsetyou're either trolling or actually retarded
>replying to a bait post aimed at someone elseYou guys are more retarded than the schizo.
Hachimi
Always gamble
>>549064112NTR speed if you really got no Uma you want to pull in the next 6 months I guess
>>549064950Well at least they're committed to the bit
>>549065103>You guys are m̶o̶r̶e̶ retarded t̶h̶a̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶s̶c̶h̶i̶z̶o̶.̶
>>549064648Funny, I'm the exact opposite. I only run Unity when I'm making a TT/CM ace.
>>549064837I mean, by the time she was old, yes. One of her trainers was talking about how she was a bit of a brat wouldn't want anything to do with you unless you had a carrot to offer her, but at that age I don't really blame her.As a racer, I don't think she was particularly notorious, horses are just emotional in general anyhow.
I think I'm too poor for Libra. I'm not sure if its worth spending my selector ticket and gem to get LB1 kitasan to LB3 then add MLB Manhattan Cafe.
Look at her goooooo
BIG horse UMANKO warm and SOFT
>>549065041Is that how people get really high stat umas? Do I just play it safe too much?
>>549065448please just wait for the banner bwo
reddit Tachyon for scorpio>no med S and NSM sadly
>>549065519Unity is all about gambling. The highs are highs and the lows are lows. If you want to reach that high you need to take bigger risks.
>>549063648couldn't find an image with better quality
>>549065519Failing only hurts if you lose the roll while resting always loses on opportunity cost.
>>549063854Drove through bumfuck yesterday and passed through "Darby". I went UWOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAH DAAAAAHBY. I am lucky I was driving alone.
>>549065614>no NSMbricked I'm afraid
>>549065439Retirement does shit to a horse
alright /uma/ what should I expect? She's my last neglected trainee
>>549065448You can use Narita Brian card and power sparks.
>>549065469Double paizuri
>>549065448>1LB Kitasan>uses the mats to upgrade them instead of waiting for the fucking banner despite running a 2LB Taishinthis short time preference...are you black?
>>549065519depends on the deck and parents. the weaker the deck and parents the more you have to gamble or as the kids say 'high roll'
>>549065861Actual tsundere
>>549065876This is 12* PWR and 7* long parents.
Shiaroki-sama a shit, a SHIT!
>>549065847He's just living his best life
>>549065448Don't. This CM is a whale CM, meaning you never stood a stance. Just get your participation rewards and parent farm for Scorpio.
anons, how do sparks work? I'm a newfagI need to get a stamina one - do I have to get the STAMINA stat to 1100, or any of them?Also.... if I want to get my stamina to 1100, I should use stamina support cards and rainbow them, right? But kitasan is so goodGuess I'll do 1 kita, 2 stamina cards, and three wit cards - because I'm doing unity - that good?
>>549065847Really? Where you see just a retiree I still see a warrior.
>>549065861Her voice is sexy
>>549065847you can tell it's winter
>>549065861A strict yet loving wife of 15 years
>>549065908For libra cup dummy. Why do you fucking think i held onto them this long?
>green frogs and schizo wojaksgo back
>>549066113get to stamina 600 then throw your run at the next goal race
>>549065968I got something like this. While I can borrow Kitasan the rest of my cards aren't the best so I think you can achieve better results.
>>549065989Fluffy beast
>>549066094>>549061409
>>549065847her outfit should include a muzzle
>>549066113You need speed to clear career>I'm a newfag how do I +1100 stamina?get a 2 stamina spark then use that along with a 3 stamina borrowrepeat until you have 7 stamina on both slotsif your cards are decent statsticks (ie. MLB Cafe) you can use a 20% stamina growth uma to hit +1100 otherwise just aim for the good old 1100/600/600 and hope for the best.Helps if you avoid dilluting the A rank aptitudes your uma has (ie. you're parent running Ticket so you keep her to A turf A medium A late as to get a 33% chance for a medium spark)
>>549065752Ohayoubwo...
>>549066416Evil Doto...
>>549066368Retard. The F2P anon is struggling to reach 1k stamina with power sparks. If he switches to stamina sparks, he'll struggle to reach 901 power. He simply can't win.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oduG9597Bw
>>549066312I don't have super creek. I didn't have enough to spark that banner and only got 1LB Tazen.
gn
>>549064786I'm gonna cum...
>>549066756butt
>>549066416>muzzle*bridle
>>549066539>>549066225What I meant is - do I need to get my stamina to 1100 to get stamina sparks?
>/v/ finally gets its own schizo>It's a ban-evading AI/scat porn-spamming jeet
guys help she's breaking out of my screen shE'S COMING TO GET M
>>549064258Wish she'd say that to me
>>549066861no, it's a 1 in 5 chance to get a stamina spark, stat thresholds just increase the chances that the spark is better
>>549066861no, it picks a random stat then rolls the qualityyou need at least 600 for a 3* and being > 1100 gives you better odds
Hopeless Stakes lineup when?
>>549066854are horse bridles a fashion accessory or bdsm accessory in the uma musume universe?
>>549066914i don't know what you did, you probably deserve it though
>>549066368just get better at the game brothe moment you have to reach higher stats and can't luckshit you all are like this
>>549066870Modern /v/ is nothing but schizos.
>>549066861First the game rolls to pick a random stat to spark. Then it checks how high your stat is, below 600 it's 1*/2*, 600+ has chance at 3* and 1100+ has higher 3* chance.
>>549066870No one cares about /v/
>>549067004lineups are usually released about a week or two before the race
>>549067045Yeah but 6 months to get one must have been a record
>>549066870Nice, sounds like a certain schizo moved from /vg/ to /v/
So I've done a little experiment. I used some frontrunner vets from fan runs against late surgers / end closer aces and noticed that despite their far lower stats and not having any worthwile skills they do take and keep the lead in early and mid race, if don't get blocked. So why is that interesting? That means in CMs, where you can expect very few players to use frontrunners, you can skip groundwork set up and use the points on other skills. It is a gamble, for sure, but that's the nature of the game,
>>549066741Narita Brian MLB (or 3 LB, but MLB better), Sweep Tosho, King Halo and Eishin Flash should be good enough if you borrow Super Creek.
>>549067104The furtive wow jannie, so easily forgotten...
I hate her so much
>>549066914god id love if she would jump out of mine
>waste my borrows>0 aces>play a comfy URA career to unwind>3*Speedshame about the late sparklast spark is 1*URA btw
>>549067330Ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne TAAAIIISHHHIIIN!!!
I can't wait to run Ei Ei Mun into the ground during MANTI'm gonna be hearing a LOT of thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqmxGvmrOi8
Fuck off, SpeWhy do you keep giving PC sparks?I'm not even running you as pace
>>549067021definitely a fashion accessory since Gold Ship wears one all the time and none of the other characters consider it strange
>>549067330TAISHIN PREGNANCY TESTO
>>549067330
Why are Amazon, Akebono, and Miracle considered tranny horses?>Because they're all Hishis!Why aren't horsegirls allowed near Tiger exhibits at the zoo?>Because it leaves them tora-umatized!Why are umamusumes naturally discriminatory?>Because no horse does all races!
>>549067505BUYA FUCKINGADYOU DSIGUSTING TRANNY
>>549067330TAISHIN TEST
>>549067652Post the full. Pls.
>>549067616second one is a bit of a thinker but I can't say I disliked any of those, good job anon
Most overhyped uma?
GoldTRASH
>>549066870Fuck you mean finally
>>549067678Wife
>>549067606>Bond level 6>1.5m fans
my daughters
>>549067616
>>549067910I want to get both of your daughters pregnant Starting with the pink one
>>549067250You're not wrong. This Seiun Sky had 20% winrate in Gemini and she lost so many by just a few lengths it was very frustrating, her top 3 rate was 65%. I'm pretty sure she would've easily had 50+% WR with better stats.
>>549067820seiun sky, s.maru, suzuka, cafe, smart falcon, gold city, fuji kiseki, mayano top gun, bourbon, oguri cap, taiki, goldshit, grass wonder, el condor pasa
Training for a long CM and one thing fucking up one way or another , stats not reached but long S and complete events, stats reached but creek didnt give maestro, long S max speed but extremely powerlet, complete events but bricked from unity, etc, is burning me out.
>>549065448I have the same deck. Those stats are basically expected with those cards in a mid run. You CAN get 1200/1000/900 on a high roll but honestly idgaf about this gay ass cm
done with event yet, /uma/?
they can smell fertile trainers
When are they adding Sun Visor?
>>549068096>are you all can't wait
>>549068230they cna smell me!?
>>549068230*virile esl-kun
>>549067330I love her so much
>>549068230why they attack in group?
>accidentally rested instead of running Hopeless on a parent run>it's my last borrow of the day
>>549067416Please call me fucking stupid and be really mean to me
>>549067232Do you mean he's one of yours?
>>549068328brain mushy sowwy i couldnt remember the word
>>549068230I want to fuck Norn Ace's side drill so bad
>>549068406Used to have a schizo like that back in /bag/, but I don't know how that ended up since I dropped the game a few years agoFun game (until it wasn't), but the general was just awful with all the blacked edits and scat porn.
>>549068423Don't ever reply to me in such a gay way again.
this is what happens when you allow bwo trannies in your threads
>>549066870/v/ has had the scat /bag/ schizo for years now
gomen, danchou, i'm tired as fuck and I will not be burning my TP before going to sleep
Is the winning dream silence suzuka support card good, or caca?Does a 3-copy silence suzuka beat other stamina cards that are not super creek?>>549067096>>549066998>>549066983>>549066225>>549066539thanks anons
Already have MLB Kita, what am I supposed to save for?
>spam ura parent runs for 2 weeks>not a single blue 3*>do ONE golshi run in unity>3* stamthat what I fucking get for metafagging
>>549068619>>549068783Well if that's him hopefully he finds another game to shit on soon, people there made him go insane and he has been posting AI Uma and scat porn all day
>>549068619Scat porn schizo aren't really exclusive to /bag/. It's why I tend to read threads that are close to reaching bump limit
>>549068874super creek mlbfine motion mlbany uma that you want
Has there ever been a tier list where sloptubers didn't rate Taishin as S or A?
>>549068923I'd rather a 2* blue with good affinity and some whites than that.
>>549068176>overhypedby the setting? Meta? Popularity?>>549067820Cafe is the one uma in I want, everyone else I have already skipped
>>549068984There are uma threads on /v/?I thought gacha game discussion was kicked out of there?
>>549068140Yeah, I mean by all means that Seiun's stat-line is complete ass, and considering frontrunners were even more broken during Gemini than they are now it's that surprising that she could take and hold the lead. A 20% winrate is far higher than I'd have guessed but GGs. Frontrunners are still very much broken compared to the other styles anyway, so I do think when they are underused / barely represented in CMS they might actually shine the brightest.
>>549068851it's very good one of the few sources of concentration
cute orange thing
>>549069103not if they're all about bbc, erp and porn spamming, like the blue archive thread
>>549068851>Is the winning dream silence suzuka support card good, or caca?for fronts>inb4 "ay caramba! I'm not training fronts (for CM)"you're still going to use them for TT along with the WIT bourbon
How long till xmas Palmer banner?
>>549067820S. Maru has not been mentioned in a long time
>>549068851It's pretty good for Fronts.For everyone else it's just a stat-stick if you have no other stam cards to go with your Creek (borrowed or otherwise)
>>549069042Yes, it's a shit parent and will never be used as one. I'm just seething about getting my first 3* in a while on my very fucking first ace run.
Choose your Satono
>got tomato sauce stain on a new shirt>put it in laundry>stain seems gone after wash cycle is done>dry laundry>stain is actually still therefuckumamusume
>>549068176>Oguri >overhyped>one of the most consistent "you have to be a fucking retard to lose with her" umas
>>549069103anons won't be denied their umas in /v/, down with the tyranny!
>>549069559Doto...
>>549068186I hit a point where after 4 runs of luckshitting straightaway spurt from Hishiama or a spirit burst but then ending up short of my speed goals, I never got it again for over 6 runs from either. It got exhausting that I started borrowing the agemasen Sweep card to coinflip getting spurt because I'd at least know between first inspiration and first summer if I should scrap the run or not. Largely on me not having legacies with straightaway spurt, but I'm already gambling getting Long S with 11* long sparks with double circle and it still misses half the time.
>>549069103Only Uma discussion was heavily targeted on /v/, they've gone undisturbed for quite some time now, I guess they won the battle of attrition but now there is that schizo
>>549069502all my SSR stams are 1-copy, the creek is a borrowed MLB
why is Tosen Jordan a retard or easy to gaslight
>>549069739Why does moderation hate umamusume?Weren't we also getting our threads deleted even though they were being made after bump limit?I haven't seen a single other general get enforced that hard
>>549069881Cause she's a gyaru of the especially dumb type
>>549069656seiun reaction always get me
Mambo
>>549069881Huffing too much nail polish.
>>549069909you know understand how tribalism work
>>549069024Do I need Creek if I have rice?And between Creek and FM which one is preferable?
i love running 4 speed and never getting to click on speed pre-debut
>found a youtube channel that tries to get you to click scam links promising 10k uma carats and for other gachasI wonder if anyone falls for these
Maybe if mambo danchou would spend less time having sex with their flatlining bf and more time earning fans, they wouldnt be in this mess
oh hey 10k free carats
>>549069881Pokke genes.
>>549070402oguri cap would do this
>>549070402how do i redeem this?????
>>549069881Umas make the best retards anon
>>549070380are you here to talk about the game or to gossip about some whore and her personal life?
>>549070380you're obsessed bwo that nigga isn't even flatlining anymore
>>549070642Danchou is supposed to be there to prevent problems in the club, it all falls apart when danchou is the problem.
>>549070185Rice pwr MLB? That's decent but you still rather have sta in med/long.
>>549070614it's kinda lame bakushin has no secret events for winning the arima or any long race for that matter
>>549070563deleting system32, that's where cyagame hides all the carats from the playersmy uncle works at nintendo, he told me this stuff
>>549070185>Do I need Creek if I have rice?it's not mandatory but is nice to have. between creek and finemo I would go for finemo since IIRC she has a longer shelf life in the card meta than super creek does
Looking for a guild that lets me have sex with danchou if I perform well
>>549069559if its a white shirt you might need to bleach it
>get focus in parent run>never lose races anymoreis this skill OP?
>>549070281But if I click it knowing it's a scam, they'll have to give the 10k carrots to buy my silence!
>>549070887Welcome to AlmondLove!
>>549070738I want to lick Creek's thighs
>>549071079I'm like 99% convinced that /uma/ gaslit me on grabbing focus
She's always such a nice kitten to me.
>>549070873do trainers really have to watch them practice every day in those outfits?
>>549070887Mambodanchou will make love to you if you flatline
>>549070852wtf why my pc doesnt work anymoreim writing from my phone
bwos what is the chance of sweep uohsho to give spurt? I swear it has to be zero it never fucking happened on my borrows
>>549070873Just like I love my umas, fat in the right places
>>549069909>Why does moderation hate umamusume?>Weren't we also getting our threads deleted even though they were being made after bump limit?>I haven't seen a single other general get enforced that harddid you forget the literal schizophrenic browns shitting up the thread by spamming CHILD SEXUAL ABUSE MATERIAL or the retards making 5 threads at the same time because we couldn't have someone say "I will make the next thread" or the retards making a new thread as soon as ours stopped bumping or because they spammed too many images and hit the limit way before bump limit?
>>549070852Isn't that how you summon the triforce
>>549070887Unironically AlmondLove
>>549070873for me it's the right
>>549071243that's the carats being added to your account ofc you forgot to put capital letters at the start
Oh noTracen is full of gen alphas
>>549071315The post-sharty mods tried to pre-empt ALL mobile games gatcha or otherwise. The shartening really did a number on /v/ in both userbase and moderation.
>>549071430Umas are just dumb.
>>549071032no it's pink which is why i didnt see the stain while it was damp. soaking it in some spray on stain remover so hopefully that gets it
>>549069656I love how this is the thing that gets Seiun Sky to get serious
>>549071405we know you pedo freak
>>549070887be warneddoing this pretend homo shit "ironically" is how you eventually end up with a thread filled with actual trannies and faggots
why does DAAAAAAAABBYYYYYYYYY do the failed training sound every time she does wit training?
>>549071430No, they're just jocks. Tachyon, Biwa and the other brainiacs are exceptions to the rule.
What kind of umas benefit from high (1100) stamina? End? Late? Pace chasers?
When I started playing I put my LB0 copy of the Oguri SSR in every run because it has a picture of a fumo on it and I messaged all my friends whenever a daily sale happened because I thought it was a random event for the whole playerbase and I wanted them to know so they wouldn't miss it...Now I spend hours every week poring over track conditions and trying to determine the precise activation requirements my trainees need to hit a strong spurt. Is this really better? I've turned into a 37 year old male version of Belno Light.
>>549071430truth nvke: athletes are dumb
>>549071826>end up with a thread filled with faggotsYeah imagine
>>549071430horses aren't particularly known for their reading skills
people are seriously taking prof of curvature, why?
>>549071995my wives
>>549071849>Rice no longer needs to train to kill Teio at the Kikuka Sho
I learned recently that valkyries were sometimes depicted as being associated with swans, but also horses. Which probably means that in the uma world the valkyries were depicted as umamusume, swiftly descending upon the battlefield and dragging mounds of slain warriors off to valhalla for their great torenah, odin, but also probably falling in love with human heroes like sigurd.
I'm thinking about jumping shit which uma club is ran by a girl?
>>549071862Why does Vodka sound like a sheep before races? We just dont know
>>549071976End and Late both have a bonus to stamina use. Pace has the highest stamina use in the game, and I think front is basically just "normal" stamina use.
>>549071826cant get gayer than playing uma musume
>>549072046please go back tranny /v/tard>>549072112people are seriously gaslighting others as a joke for LE EPIC TROLL?
>>549072147Go be a thrid worlder somewhere else.
>>549072112it can now proc on any corner on the track, so you can get it twice on longs if you're luckybase duration was buffed from 0.9s to 2.4s
>>549072112it procs twice
>>549063095aren't horse tails mostly hair? how do they wrap around the marked like that?
>>549071826I hate to tell you anon but there's definitely trannies and faggots already here. It's just harder to tell because we all channel our hornyposting together towards our favorite umas. This is a neutral zone. The only faggot is danchou and the only tranny is Fine Motion.
>>549072112the umalator says that it's good and the umalator never lies
>>549072312power of love
>>549072312it's fiction, don't think too much about it
>>549062986uh horse bwos... there's a REAL horse race soon right?!??!?! I don't wanna miss it
explode explode explode explode explode explode explode explode explode explode explode explode explode explode explode explode explode explode explode explode
>>549071995Double paizuri
>>549072312Artists are dumb and people who say "who cares" are even dumber.
>>549072312umamagic
>>549072351>there's definitely trannies and faggots already here.idc as long as they're not visible and ruining the thread with their faggotry. open ERPing and tranny shit is what I want to avoid.
i just realized that there is a handful of uma gyarus. this is alarming...
>>549071978It's fun. I smiled a lot when I saw the NSM bricks anons were posting in Virgo.
i just realized that not a single uma in the game has a styled tail could be nice as a customization option
https://jiggie.fun/AHnFCehttps://jiggie.fun/AHnFCe
>>549072406a G3 and a G2 today, about 3-4 hours till the first race (maiden), G1 Champions Cup tomorrow
>>549072406Nyes, there’s a G1 race every weekend till the end of the year and the next one is Champions Cup (Dirt G1) this Sunday. This is the G1 race schedule for the rest of the year:>Champions Cup>Hanshin Juvenile Fillies>Asahi Hai Futurity Stakes>Hopeful Stakes>Arima Kinen>Tokyo Daishouten
Super Creek just doesn't want to finish her event. It's funny and sad at the same time.
>>549066885Which way
>>549067330I want to make a soundpots of this with that scene but I don't have editing software to line them up
How many kids do you want to have with your uma wife? How many Umas and how many boys? What about daughters from rare mutations?
Why does Ryan keep giving me Pace Chaser pink...
>>549073243is he showing her what I think he's showing
I think I'll just skip Kitasan again. I'll get some cards later it's better to roll umas now since a chance of getting uma off their banner is really low.
>>549073413every good uma needs to learn it
>>549073243as much as I can afford
>>549073243You guys can stop pretending you want to fuck umas and have uma wives now. It's cringe. You're just doing it to fit in with the hypersexual 4chan culture, nobody here is actually attracted to these characters.
>>549073243I've always thought the perfect number of kids to have is 3, it's exactly the number of back seats in a regular family car and it's above replacement rate.I'd take 1 uma and 2 boys, or 3 umas.
>>549073136>>549067330Does someone have the audio or a recording of that? I could try making the soundpost
>>549072409
>>549073243Yes
>>5490732432 kids. One uma, one adopted son. I will ensure that my wife's bloodline continues even if my daughter is a literal who jobber.
>>549073797I have it but catbox is down.
should I quit mambo?
I want to _____ Nice Nature!
1-9 pizza0 hot doge
>>549074226save
My runs have become progressively worse and worse the more I try to make an ace
>>549074226are soundposts broken because of catbox not working?
I don't like soundposts because they earrape me and I can't lower the volume so I always keep it off :/
>>549074329sex with palmermarriage with palmerhanging out wit hteh boy on the right
I give up
>>549072653>>549072732 Where and how can I watch these?
>>549069127It removes gambling factor from frontlining because if you're the only person in 80-90% of the rooms running frontrunners means you have no competition. Now we have nsm to help other styles so it's a bit harder. Still a good couple of fronts should be winning a lot.
>full double circles>the apex instead of turf chuds>still get moggedaieeeee
Fuck Opera O jockeyOne day I will fucking kill them
kill
>>549074829Doto didn't say this.
>>549074829you're gonna to die soon doto
the secret is training a rich uma
>>549074770kwab
I got a raise, time to pig out on uma
AIEEE
>>549074538The links get posted here
>>549075079
>>549069506Sorry to hear things aren't going well, anon. Just know I still love you.
>>549074324Today is a bad seed, I also had bad runs, with zero distance/turf sparks.Rating evaluation seems strange to me, it values stamina way too much..
>>549075079REMINDER
>>549074695depends on the matchup my Doto easily ran down S rank Seiun the other day
>>549075363I always forget how small the umas are.
>>549074829Doto would say this if the IRL horse could speakThat saidDOTO RAPE
>>549075363wtf is wrong with Doto's uniform
>>549075363wtf doto
>hot spring ticket 2 Fuku runs in a rowThis IS the run, Shiraoki wills it!
>>549075363my imouto mogs all of them...
>>549075363What's Bright doing in this group
>>549075239I actually bought all of those on the week that Google Play was running their triple points offer lol
Should've clicked on my dirters arrows more, stats too low to win.
>>549074770>still beat Zenith sisters>but rice didn't finish her event despite her event popping before debut>didn't even max speed>no long S of courseaaaaaiiiieeeeee 3 borrows gone again..
im starting to think double pal is dogshitor my deck is not whale enough to capitalize on it
>>549075973you're just retarded
>>549075363god...
>>549075079based but don't go all out 10 pulling like a retard
its still down I know but friday is nearly over for me
>>549075516Custom made to accommodate her peculiar body specifications
>>549076038WELL yea
>>549076354why is she covered in blood
>>549076184friday is over once you go to bedTHE PARTY NEVER STOPS
>infirmary isn't a 100% cureI thought the update was gonna make the game better?
>>549074538This is the usual stream for keiba that we use. Just bookmark it https://kick.com/b01doghos
>>549076432cutest artistalso holy sex>>549076545i WISH it was that easy
I was so fucking close bwos…so close to the perfect Golshi…I played it too safe in the last three rounds, thinking I’d get a better speed rainbow over a vanilla speed burst
>>549076435shes sweaty...
All my borrows have been shitty. Surely rolling now would even out all this bad luck.Even : RollOdds : Nyope
>>549076238Fuckin brat
>>549076669>Gambled and LostDarn.>Gambled and Lost againwtf shit game?
Are you feeling the jolly spirit yet?
>>549076848Infirmary shouldn't be a gamble to begin with.
>>549076971yes
i got a new top score today. im THIS close to losing my s virginity to my wife
>>549077140nice muscle!
>>549076848Nta, I get that gambling has to be prevalent in all aspects of the game, but the conditions themselves are rng. Which would be fine, but the fact you could potentially end up skipping three turns is fucking gay
>>549076669At least negative conditions are more rare now and some of them are less severe.
>>549076971I won't feel jolly until the Tamamo banner.
yeppers
>>549075973On a 0% growth uma you need 2SSR + 1SR or 4 speed cards. Think of Riko as a stam card with some energy up events.
>>549077140>level 6 uniqueGuess she really is anon's wife.At least he's not gay.>>549076669only summer is guaranteed
>>549072732How can i bet on this nigga? i like her name
>>549077624go to Japan
>grind unity cup at least 3 times a day for the last 2 weeks with McQueen getting to 1100 stamina every time>still don’t have itWould spamming stamina training on Urara until she fails be faster or am I just fucked
>>549077479she is my favorite by a country mile
>>549077854FLATLINER DETECTED DANCHOU GET HIMMMM
>>549077140umazing
>>549077854Once you stop aiming for the stam spark you'll get it.
>>549077854>he doesn't know about the desire sensor
>>549077140oh yeah, ill post my deck too, forgot that
>>549077924nyo just a lucklettrust the plan
>>549077854>At least 42 attempts hitting 1100 stamina and he can't achieve a 11% sparkHave you tried going to a church and praying to get rid of your dogshit luck?
>>549077441okayback to borrowing biko i guess
>>549077896sir, this URA, not NARwe use city miles here
Will there be more uses for this in the future or can I blow it on all maxing my oshi?
I thought I could run Air Groove longI was very, VERY wrong
>>549078261there are no uses aside from star buying, now or never
Got spooked by BrianLess than a beast, she seems more like a bratWhy do people like her?
>>549078182It’s the price I pay for playing more than one gacha
>>549078261You will be able to use it on more umas, new 1 and 2 star ones included.It gets VERY expensive and you're bound to roll duplicates of your oshi at some point due to the inherent nice nature of the game.Also there's events to get stars.>>549078385you cheating whore
>>549078296depends how far you lower your expectations
>>549078445How do you neighgas have an image for every situation
nani
Fuck yeah, got my first 1200 speed!
>>549078261adding to this, can you ever go above 5 stars? or do you always get rid of star dupes once you hit that
For my next trick I'll make this crystal ball disappear
>>549078501because I thought the same thing and spent a couple days trying with my shit cards
>>549078523>he raced against AntagonistYeah it's 100% your fault. She's the real deal
>>549078501>He missed out on the Long S Air Groove windowdon't event bother
>>549078582based
>>549078561>Wit 666At what cost
>>549078434>the inherent nice nature of the gameI didn't know she was behind my rolls
>>549078737>don't event botherBut I'm playing the event right now!
>>549078773It was my first run with her (just pulled her). Surely a lucky number... right?
i will marry curren chan
>>549078842>350k points>event closes in 23h
>>549078501Once you have your aces set you might as well try out for goofy stuff.
>>549074829so if I understand the story correctly:>Doto notices that all the people around him become sad when mentioning TM Opera O>Doto tries to connect the dots and starts to think that TMO's jockey is the entity named "TM Opera O">Doto starts disliking the jockey but is chill with the actual TMOthat's really funny
>>549078928>"I will marry used goods"
>>549078842Put the pedal to the metal bwoYou don't have much time left
>>549078842>350k pointsBwo... your crystal shards?
stop looking so satisfied you dumb carrot
>>549079086>not picking up concentration on suzuka???????????????????
>>549078991doto just hated that dude, all the other shit is reddit parroting bullshit because they think is cooler and more quirky
>>549079186that's what I figuredit makes for an interesting story but reality is often much simpler (and less interesting)
>>549079150but she does
>>549078842>350kfucking how, you lazy shit?even without the double xp shit you should be able to get way more than this with your daily 3
>>549078950>>549079019>>549079078Watch thisI'll just spam Curren 3 speed 3 wit runs
>>549079470>daily 3
>>549079534based remember to do it in URA because it's faster
>>549078950It takes like 10-15 careers, a bit tedious but doable.
>>549079604but is it worth the lower stats and thus event points...?
I hate Teio SO goddamn much, this happens way too frequently like what the fuck cygames
>>549078842ANON, YOUR RAINBOW CRYSTALS...
would you pay 5 million yen to be impregnated by gold ship
>>549079663yes
>>549079271most of the things you read about the horses is pure fanfictionone example is that thing about irl Red Desire being obsessed with irl Vodka, while in reality she was just a horse who got lonely extremely easily
>>549079534I believe in you anon, post results.
Why is Laisu attacking me
>>549079663Do an URA run and compare that to your previous ones.Also run some MLB event card like the rob roy one.
>>549079715yes
>>549079797She's horny
>>549079730yeah but schizos are funny
>>549079000all trainers are used goods
>>549079730literally me
>>549076971I'm feeling the Christmas (Happy Holidays) spirit right now, will only go higher with Kwanzaa Oguri.
>>549080051I CRY I PRAY MON DIEUI CRY I PRAY MON DIEU
>>549079078I mean he can get at least 2 tbf
>>549080051She's so pretty Derbywhen cygames will release her bondage alt?
>>549079774>>549078178Chrono raw nakadashi until she's pregnant
is Golshi behavior pure fanfiction?
>>549079730I'm curious where all these tall tales originate from, do they come from the JP side and bleed over into the EN fandom as "fact" or are these being made up somewhere on the EN side? I've seen at least 4-5 different stories like this that seem to be made up wholecloth.
>>549079538>>549079649i know what i said
All the stories about my favorite? All true
>>549080392*rapes you*
>>549080217
Professor of Curvature or It's On for an end closer libra golshi? Got spurt, pump, nsm, but only enough points for one of the two.
>>549080249
>>549079730people will keep exaggerating everything and keep getting mad whenever the game doesn't follow their head canon
>>549080516curvature easily
>>549079534>>549078842fl*tliners will waste valuable TP resources and failed runs and lose out on potential 3* spark instead of playing the game normally. that's crazy, bwos
>>549078561Holy shit, I think I might do it as well in my Unity Cup with her. Is she the goat???
>>549080516it's on easily
>>549080495I WILL BREED MY TRAINEE (CHRONO GENESIS)
>>549080674I don't give a shit about sparksI run Luna 3 times a day because she's my wifethat's all I care about
Copa Copa
>>549080853You would have already got that 2* stamina or have gotten 500k points if that was true t. runs only 3 borrows a day
>>549080693Yeah
>>549080853>3 times a dayClearly not. You have 350k points, liar.
>>549080573>>549080758
I'm so tired of using Eishin Flash SR...
Good night friends!!!
>>549080516Corners adept and ramp up
yey :DNow I can save for Oguri and the quit
>>549081042that's a very strong way to mark her trainer
>>549081397just two more weeksfor me, it's spechudalways agemasen but I always seem to need the gamble and the race bonus
>>549080805Marriage with Chrono!
>>549081382curvature has 2.4 base duration. it's on has 1.8. both can proc twice on this track. make your decision based on the available hints.
>>549081503
>>549080250usually is people who mtl a tweet, exaggerate it and post it on reddit/twitter as a fact. Those posts will get exaggerated into a ship or something even more quirky, which will get stolen by CCs and parroted even more on reddit/twitter.You can pick 2 random horses who live in the same stable, make a post about how they are best friends and x/reddit will parrot bullshit about them for months
>>549081407goodnight umadacchi
>>549081536
>>549078950you can make about 50k per run, so he needs 15 runs. That's doable, but he needs to start right the fuck now, 15 Aoharu careers will take a solid six, seven hours.
>>549081257>that tan lineWe need to have a serious discussion on why the character designers insist of making the stallions hotter than the mares.
>>549080250Japan understands that stories are more important than the truth if the story grasps at a greater, more metaphysical "truth"
>>549081407goodnight
>>549081720
>>549081798pervert
Danchode, it's going to be 26/30 soon. We're collaborating a mass walk out.
>>549081901this reminds me to that story of Nature waking up at the same moment
1st race of the day (2yo maiden) will start in about 1 hour and 45 minutes
>>549082006ill send you the club sluts nudes if you dont
>>549081257mr. cock can my balls any time she wants
Fuck Teio!
>>549080250If you tell a lie enough times, it becomes replaces the truth
>>549080516Pump is useless on goldshi, wasted points there
>>549082136catbox them
Today I got Maruzensky from the mission ticket. Holy crap she really is a hag...
>>549081621both have one measly hint across two skills. >>549082198SHUT THE FUCK UUUUUUUUUUP
>>549080051Is she not playable yet, even on jp?This looks like a must-pull
>>549082220out your co-conspirators first, and youll get them
>>549082413her first appearance was only a month or so ago, could take a while
>>549081157Hell yeah bwo. Just finished my first unity run with her, picrel. Last cm I got 3rd in B group. I'm feeling good with her about maybe having a good shot at first in B this time!?
>>549082236Just wait until you hear the golden oldies during her career
>>549082243
>>549080051What's her personality? She's a pervert, right?
>>549082243Can’t you afford corner adept and ramp up?
>>549082006wtf is going on
>>549080495
well this is a first for meif only I had power cards instead of these brick staminas and had a chance to recover my powerand also didn't grab the wrong borrow and now have no spurt
>>549082447
what we drinking tonight, need ideas
>you're going to fuck Doto>she says she won't goof upHow will she goof up?
>>549082875water
>>549082875yeah just water
Pace Chaser Maruzensky (Original) for next CM? Seems like Red Shift functions like Shooting for Victory but with less strict activation conditions.
>>549082875delicious h2o
>>549082875fresca
>>549082006Proofs or no balls
>>549082875Ice cold water, from a glass or metal bottle.
>>549082875Milk, actuallyWarm milk since it's cold, maybe
>>549082875straight 190 proof everclear
>>549082875delicious hachimi
>>549082875a smoothie
>>549082875milk
>>549082875tea
>>549082875expresso of course
>>549080250>>549081703>>549081853>a game of telephone about a phone game
I forgot people still drink milk in 2025
>>549083136
>>549082875I just woke up. Cola Zero
>>549082236Maybe, but she's still hip!
>>549082827You’re supposed to do stamina sparks with power cards not more stamina cards
>>549079774So far so good
>>549082924>>549082960>>549083007>>549083068neighers it's FRIDAY. what's wrong with you >:( you always have water on the side
>>549082875Guinness 0. I've been into 0% beers lately and they are honestly pretty good. I'm old enough that drinking fucks with my sleep.
>>549082875redbull vodkastarting now
>>549083394sorry, im a teetotaler, liver failure runs in my family regardless of alcoholic intake, so i dont wanna chance it :)
>>549082875Tennessee Honey and Coke
>>549083394it's saturday morningI like booze but not that much
>>549083394>drinking alcohol
Should I take a bath or not? Keep in mind that it's really cold.
>>549083525Drink a long vb neck aussie
Best deck for me to use?
Goddamn I slept through the whole day because it was so damn cold and I'm not yet in the mood to play... I'll flatline today danchou
>not drinking alcohol
>>549083668did you really manage to mlb bakushin while only getting 1 biko
>>549083668shakurryan (guts)tickezoseiun skybrianborrow rice shower
>>549083394i lift late at night and drinking before lifting is not recommended.
>>549083668Last time I was told to use picrel>>549083761Yeah, I followed the advice to pull at least 200 times to spark and hopefully mlb a banner card, so I just did that
>>549083394If you like coffee, you should get one of those buzzball cafe-flavored. Damn good and at a solid 15% ABV
>>549083754Kitasan wouldn't say this
I love McQueen
>abusing your body by willingly ingesting toxins
>>549083960Kitasan drinks beer in the anime bro...
>>549083394The only day alchool or soda touches my lips is during a sunday anonI lost 20 kilos doing that and I don't want to be fat anymore anon pls understand
>>549083993prove it, post your libra mac
https://youtu.be/InjyoN-vxsw
>>549083840A hundred anons told me Kitasan is a must borrow for me. What's your reasoning for dropping her?
>>549083261What's wrong with milk bwo
CM test52078613
>>549083261Why shouldn't I be drinking milk?
>>549084132statistically a majority of humans in developed nations are now lactose intolerant where historically that wasn't the case
>>549084036proof?
>>549084119overrated, to be honest
>>549084005I hope you only eat organic food
>>549067641eating for two
>>549083394I went to a friend's wedding last month. I had three vodka gimlets with gray goose, and later that night I was on the very edge of hurling. I cant hold my liquor for shit.
>>549083394Water is tasty and I don't feel like making a milkshake when I have no rum cream in the house
>>549083950so that's what those are called, seen them around and it reminded me of the fortnite potions (the blue one)have coffee liquour and it's amazing with milk
>>549083261fr. milk is for babies lol. never gonna understand why white people do this.
>>549082875one of my favorites, vodka and coke
>>549083261only people with a weak stomach shouldn't drink milk, basically if you can't tolerate milk you are weak
All hail, king of the losers!
>>549084225She's an alcoholic
>>549084160bump1 more anon
>>549084394lactose intolerance is legitimately a skill issue, you just power through the couple of weeks of indigestion and youll build back up a lactose tolerance
>>549084287>anon has three Vodka + Gimlet oyakodons while a gray goose sat in the cuck chairdamn
Which way human male
>>549084473it's not just indigestion it's straight diarrhea for me
>>549084235Bwo, you gotta try a bit harder to gaslight me. I am well aware of the Oguri.jpg at this point
>>549083394Alcohol is for gays.
>>549084502I'm a fan of that yellow child.
>>549084502>>549084560always the hag with better skills
I can't even get an A+ rating anymore what the fuck is happening with my runs. They're becoming worse each runs
>>549084476>hashad*
>>549084560Ramonu is a grown woman pretending to be a high schooler
>>549084502isnt the second to last a vtuber?
>>549082236>>549083319My out of touch and busty aunt...
>>549072653also stayers stakes is the longest graded race in Japan
Is there a set number of turns slow metabolism goes away without infirmary?
>>549084502delicious flat chest
>>549084579bwo... you only questioned it when the oguri came out, yet you didnt question me telling you to bring ryan guts and air shakur...
>>549084114Man's so excited
>>549084435nyo... my hero...
>>549084242I do my best.
>>549082236>>549083319This is a 17 year old girl in her youth
>>549084590reconsider, she is the one that brings you to france
>>549084319>>549083950Coffee liqueur is amazingI heard buzzballs are kinda shit though
>>549082561For longs you need a ton fo stamina and those gold recovery skills. It is painful having to give up so many skills just to buy those. Try to get a lot more stamina and more blue skills so she can run her hardest at the end.
>>549084502Purple woman
>>549084221
>>549084745I disregarded those suggestions since they're at a lower level
>>549084287More than me, I puke a drop over two
>>549082875Some brandy or whatever cocktail my mom wants to try making.
>>549084556It can be resolved by drinking 2 cups of milk a day. What happens is the gut bacteria that CAN digest lactose end up outbreeding the ones that can’t and there you go, you can have your boba tea and Mc flurries after a month
>>549084084I'm getting very unlucky with her runs. these two are the best ones i got, but i'm still trying to get a better McQueen(I tried the maestro one and she fucking gassed out at the end
>>549084715why aren't there any races over 3600m? is that the limit? do racehorses explode if they run 3601 metres?
>>549084221I'm too stupid to understand the implication being made here, but it's not my problemGod bless cream and butter
>>549084715>3600mhow much stamina for this CM?
>>549084221That’s because more and more “humans” from undeveloped regions have flooded into developed nations
>>549083993me too
12 days until I'm finally unbricked...
>>549085131why is my right hand on the left side
>>5490850161300 + 1 gold or 1200 + 2 goldsFronts need 1300 and 2 golds
>>549084502sex would probably kill Riko, let alone pregnancy, so I can't in good conscience have children with this ningen woman and risk our kids ending up like her too.Aoi would probably survive though and I get to have threesomes with happy meek, everyone wins
>>549083939After doing more runs with 1LB R Riko I can now say she is not an actual support card. Borrowing her has worked out much better. I am sorry I lead everyone astray.
>>549085016CM’s are only for G1s. Stayers stakes is a jobber G2 race
>>549085126I still can't believe there are girls that like to self-insert as umas
>>549084114
>>549085016best (hardest) we'll get is haruten in shithouse weather with the first pisces cup
>>549084968you cant pull 1 recov shenanigans with pace, that only has a chance of working on END because of the reduced stam usage. Youre gonna have a rough time getting promoted there and youre not gonna beat any ends without A&SUnless you are trying for rabbit, no stopping me is a waste of points because you SHOULD already be in first by the time it would fire
>>549085230I want to do more pulls to max her but I was told I should wait for the Kitasan banner
Officially done with my Libra aces. Putting Mackween as back-up if Seiun pace decides to job first round.
>>549085307MTF’s like to self insert as Opera O
>>549085431>no goldshitbased and I hope you destroy those meta slaves
Test
DO I NEED TO GET PASA FOR HELIOS
>>549085228Bro she just sucks at exercise and physical labor, she's not a KEY love interest
>>549085431Interesting taishin, how does she do in rooms
>>549085574test died back in 2009
>>549085230I did that for a while because I had no choice, can agreeeven though I got her to MLB with a spark, I could also just use the spark for a 0LB SSRunfortunately for some trainees you just have zero choice because you need the mood ups
>>549085635yeah
>>549085659probably the same as every taishin, losing to gold ships
>>549084975>why aren't there any races over 3600m?There are just not in Japan, the longest flat horse I could find is the Jericho Cup in Australia at 4600m>is that the limit? do racehorses explode if they run 3601 metres?No, but the longer the race lasts, the higher the chance of one of the horses exploding and nobody wants to see that. Also, longer races are worse from the point of the viewer
>>549085667He was one of the good ones
Lend me your Spirit Energy /uma/
>>549085671MY MONEYYYYYYY
>>549085431>extra tank>one gold on pacegood luck but what a waste of stats
>>549085836
>>549085230>>549085668I just dont give a fuck anymore and went with borrowing MLB Riko and 4 speed 1 stamina
>>549085228physical conditioning from a younger age is probably enough to fix any problems the kids would have, and as long as she doesn't die initially she could probably have several successful pregnancies.
How much Stam do you need for this one?
>>5490859892400 give or take
>>549085989you'll be fine with like 900 and 1 gold
>>549085921NOT TODAY SATAN
>>549086148>Late June Owari da
>>549085836>>549086148Chill on the speed piggy, put more power
>>549085989Is this where they go to become glue in real time
>>549085989I'm building an ooniger suzuka for this
>>549085429Damn maybe i should try to bank on vanguard spirit
>>549086425the horse gets changed to another one after every 40km iirc
>got kicked out of S guild for having 1.8m dailyJoewarida
>fail an 11% (pic related)>my random playlist starts playing this song the moment she failsI'M LOSING MY FUCKING MIND HEREhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7J5_70j5fM
Do not take the naughty list lightly.
>>549086536>vanguard spiritnot until evolved skills
>>549086550join umaoo
>>549084975horse used to run far longer:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Subscription_Pursethe breed currently can't handle that
>>549082875egg nog
I hope you have your own suzuka for Scorpiodon't ask me for the deck
I'm getting drunk tonight and pumping fans
mayano is so unreliable holy shit
>>549086916congrats on the ura scenario suzuka
>>549086710Rudolf can jingle my bells if you know what I mean.
>>549086550It'll only get worse in the future bwo
>>549086916d*ck?
>failed training with plenty of energy left>don't overdo itWhat the fuck
>>549086916xoguri is probably coming before scorpio, i'm not building shit
>>549085228imagine you get her pregnant and you get blessed with an uma but turns out your daughter is anemic so now you have the shittiest uma ever
>>549074431Anyone stupid enough to leave control of their audio output to the discretion of random anons deserves whatever suffering they get.
>>549087072
>>549085836hishi amazon is so pretty i wish i had her
>>549087072TAISHIIIIIIN
1 mil points is way too high a requirement that’s like 10 hrs work
>>549086710>Twitter shit imageI fucking hate tourists so much
>>549086916scorpio is a soft and rain track, this suzuka will gas out lol
i just started my 3rd career in a row while forgetting to use the event doublerumas for this feel
I want Taiki Shuttle to breastfeed so badly, bwos.........
>>549087648
>>549087353NTA but it's a good image. Chill out.
>>549086710>Look up source>Wonder why it wasn't showing up on danbooru>Banned artistwew
>>549087775how does anyone get banned
>>549087072Yeah, I've gotten DOI at 1%Fucking sucks when it happens
>>549086386Meh, good enough for me and good enough for B Finals.>>549087271I love her
>>549085431Only Spe can be called decent. You really suck at buying skills. Do your research next time.
>catbox still down
>>549085574
>>549087864transcendent degeneracy
>>549087864Back in the past artists could send in a request to have their artwork "banned" (it is still visible to danbooru jannies) under an umbrella tag but recently they ditched the system and force them to send in proper DMCA requests if they don't want their stuff visible to the general public on danbooru
>>549085230I'm feeling better and better about my line-up. It seems much, much better than the last time
>>549087420nah she doesn't, 800 + 400 and a gold is enoughnature doesn't hit runaways
>>549087990damn how else will i upload all this ai sloppa
>>549088087nice
>>549088309i miss spamming soundposts so bad bwos...
>>549087909I never lost a single CM. Stick to your own advice anon.
>>549087904This isn't going to win any race
>>549087353shut up autist
>>549085228>haha woman is hilariously out of shape, sex and pregnancy would kill herNot how it works retard
I don't have the parents to make a long front-runner Fuji. No...
>>549089097want my ryan?
>refdoc still has no CM guide>kita rerun being bad for f2pis the guy writing the refdoc for global stuff just completely washed? I kinda got like all the game knowledge from there so this is dire news
I only have 1 Long Ace
>>549089259Thank you, but I'm out of borrows for today and I need at least 4 stars in front running on my second parent...
I FUCKING FAILED 5 TRAININGS WITH +60 OF SPEED IN THIS FUCKING RUN AND NOW IT WILL END WITH >1000 SPEED
>>549089374Just bring 2 debuffers
So Halloween Rice wont proc her ult if she becomes a lucky pace? I still need to get 2 golds despite her ult???
>>549089526bring a frontrunner
Can someone please explain why I failed the finals 4 times in a row with these stats?
>>549089482
>>549089642Cocon is just too good
>>549089642nyo gold recoveries vs gold recovery debuffer?
i'm so horny my dick and balls hurt
>>549089642The update really screwed over fronts in careerWeather status? Rushed status?
>want to fap to tazuna and aoi>they have no lewdsWhat the fuck. They're fictional characters so the no uma lewda rule doesn't even apply to them
>>549088459You should get a job.
>>549089367>Unless otherwise noted, Roll generally means 400 pulls or until MLB, >MANT - Roll on Narita Top Road
Faggots who only put 1-2 Umas in room matches need to be raped.
>>549089758>no lewdsyou just don't know where to find them
>>549089694>finished school>bachelor in chemistry>bachelor in comp science>whenever greater/less than appear still get the alligator stuck in my headthis fucking animal has stuck with me to this day
>captain ahab
>>549089642Cocoon has stamina debuffs and other long skills, you should always buy skills before the finals, you are not getting any more hints at this point
>>549089746Pace besides Oguri Fat honestly feels the most cucked in career races
>>549089642Little Cocon is a debuffer and your uma needs her gold recoveries to withstand it. The URA long final has caught out many anons.
>>549089758>admitting to being shit at finding thingsEmbarrassing.
How can we increase Inari's popularity?
You're getting my soundpost, even if catbox is brokenMaybe I should make a version two though in case it's not just that site
>>549089838>if you didn’t roll Fuku, you want at least one of them for this scenario.if you without half the statement ofc it doesnt make sense
The fuck is a flatliner?
>>549090051Unemployed behavior.
I'm going to do my last borrow and it better not be a brick
>>549090028post more art of her fat fucking tits
>>549089694kek
>>549089824b-but i want to make more soundposts...
In this support card's artwork, Akebono is sitting.
>>549090028go bigger
>>549090182NopeHybrid remote
>>549090028isnt she a decently major character in the oguri manga? that didnt make her popular?
>>549089973>>549089985This is the first time I have lost the unity finals, but point taken, I'll buy recoveries next time
>>549090160a club member who suffers cardiac arrest and cannot farm any more fans
>>549090061Under no cimcumstance you should blow 400 pulls on that dog shit card kys
>>549090218post full
>>549090305>he spends his time doing a fake useless jobSoulless.
>>549090373You should be farming fans while in a coma or as a ghost
>need atleast 1-2 new cards each scenario>global has 1.5x release cadence>early scenarios are therefore about 3 months>one (1) spark takes about 2 monthshow is this not the most gruesome income in any gacha ever? you literally have to buy a spark every 3 months in order to even be close to competetive
>>549089367>gaslight docthat doc has never been correct since day 0
new bread?
>>549090353It's kind of bullshit because all the other URA finals are extremely easy, but Little Cocon just gets to be an absolute menace for the long one.
>>549090558retard
>>549090496>first it's no job>now it's not a real jobHope you don't break those goalposts
>>549090586retard
>>549090415Damn I should have blown some carats on Biko
>>549090210it will be great
>>549090028post paizuri art of her
>>549090586no
>>549090415nta, but having never looked at toproad jfc it's grim to recommend spending 2 sparks on it
>>549090415reminder for anyone who doesn't know how NTR works, you don't even have that training bonus until the end of classic year
>>549090210The Mejiro Family will bless you
>>549090473id:12290851 on gelbooru
>>549090028
I'm going to blow for Biko
>>548668425>>548668425>>548668425
>>549077854>44 runs just to get a 2* sparkThis does not bode well for my Cafe rolls
really..
Rice is so lewd...
>>549090586we got 2 pages/ 30ish images left
>>549090647>>549090736what a great arguement! surely this disproves everything i've said in its entirety!
>>549090680What service do you provide that is actually useful to society? I'll wait.
>debut 4th>fail a 7%I've had enough of training for long CMs
>>549090943retard
>>549090984not him but i teach :)
>>549090895A seductress
I'm just not entering the CMSorry
>>549090943because it's wrong and misleadingscenarios were 6 months up until last year, so 4-5 months for globalyou only need to n-1 of the new cardsthe cards you need to pull are always on the (half) anni banners so you get free pulls, and both new cards are on the same bannerhope this makes (You) feel better
>>549090558prioritize kitasan mlb and super creek mlb, fill the rest of the deck with mlb SRs, borrow the flavour of the month SSR mlb card spend the rest on umas
>>549090848Someone should bake bread with this image
>>549089642Fronts just suck. My SMaru fan runs keep jobbing to NPC horses with slightly higher guts
>>549091240hmmmm... nyo
Its funny seeing someone complain about uma's player income when there are other gacha games in the sea that make you spend a year or close to a year just to save for pity
stop being greedy
almost bricked but after 40 runs I finally got a 2*+ stamina spark to finish the final half anni mission.i would've been so mad if i failed
>>549091303looks at FGO
i want catbox back
>>549091323>3* stam ryan without pumpTalk about getting monkey paw'd
>>549091303Shhh don't tell him that some of those gacha also cuck you with weapons that also have uncap limits
>>549091219>recommending brick creek when rice just completely powercrept her.i haven't seen a single good CM ace that used creek rather than Rice
>>549091470what does pump mean? sorry i'm retarded
>>549091072Good. Hopefully you're not teaching globohomo nonsense.>no responseThat's what I thought, you smug little faggot.
>>549091378The difference is that FGO doesn’t release a meta unit more than once per year. There’s also no PvP.>t. /fgo/tt since 2017
>>549091527you forgot your oguri.png
>>549091378You get about 3 pities a year rhere
>>549091596Her inheritable unique that remains meta forever
>>549091323Bwo...... your Ryan unique?
>>549091603math is math
the only thing i dislike with carat gain in uma so far is the unpredictability of a large potion of it per month. Like i wanna plan ahead how much rolls i get each month but with events and gibs being so different and unpredictable to plan for the variance is just too high to reliably plan rolls far-ish in the future. Esp when i will eventually have Helios banner shortly followed by Ramonu Wit banner and Turbo banner...
>>549091303It's a honest (no offloading of costs to other systems) mobile game for the actually employed (if you can spend even a tiny bit, your ability to pull improves greatly) where you're punished if you refuse to use your brain (look at all the retards with zero impulse control that 10 pull twice in every banner)
>>549091650>>549091664oh. i didn't know her unique was that good. it was my first time training her so i guess i'll do more runs to get the unique.
>>549091676Based robot/asian.
>>549091303Unfortunate part of gacha is that it attracts a lot of "golden men"They hate anyone that makes money, but are ulta dependant on those that doA common societal leech in video game form
where the FUCK is manhattan cafe
poors should be working, not playing games
>>549091924If you're not disclosing your profession, that means you're ashamed of it in some manner. What you do is probably morally dubious or flat out wrong.
>>549091769You get it by 3*ing her newbro
>>549091635i unironically forgot it wtf
>>549092047on my dick
>>549090816ty
>>549092047new york
>>549091492>Several prompts to spend show up per hour of gameplay>Pull character or you miss it, you do so>Needs unique weapon>Pull the unique weapon>Wuxian golden core system that takes 1200 hours to grind out (or a convenience fee of $800)>It's all pointless after the next thing releases>30 day login system where if you miss a single day you're permanently cucked out of some big reward>Gay ass "loyalty" system where if you break your continual login streak then you miss out on $ worth of currency (which keeps increasing the longer you're on it)
>>549091765I would like to spend on this game but after 500 pulls and still a horrificly bad deck it just doesn't seem worth it. More <> better.
>>549092097oh well i guess i'll get it never then since they never release umas i wanna pull for.
I think boys should eat a lot to grow big and strong
Alright, feeling pretty damn good about this one. I picked up NSM as anons suggested and got Swinging Maestro as well!
>>549090816this artist is pretty nice
>>549092318>>549092318>>549092318bread
>>549092319you go girl
>>549092096Sounds like I struck a nerveShame I don't care about third world opinions
stamina cards are trollingriko, sparks and wit cards can get you to 850-900 stam and 400+ gutsuse skills to recover the rest and enjoy your significantly higher wit than creek users
>>549090984>>549091603nta but you sound like a cunt. Who the fuck cares about working for the sake of modern society and more so who the fuck cares about your judgement of them.
Super Creek's Ara Arahttps://streamable.com/fmld42
>>549086972Niiiice! Can I join and pump fans with you too? Did you already start drinking?
>>549092393>>549092489>le society doesn't matter even though you depend on it for survival, monetary gain and entertainment>also are smug and annoying for no reasonAnd you wonder why people are so hostile to you.
>>549092393>>549092096>TeioGOD vs goalpost moving thirdieummm ano eto anon you got obliterated don't worry we won't tell the crew at the dumpster about your huge loss of izzat
>samefagging
>>549084363more like vodka and cake
>>549082875abuelita brand hot cocoa
>>549091303It's equally as funny to see the same comments when you make fun of uma's player income.>WHAT ABOUT [OTHER GACHA]>SEANIGGER>BROWNOID>THIRDIE>POORFAG>UHMM WHAT'S YOUR JOB?? YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO PAY 50 DOLLARS FOR 80 ROLLSIt's like I'm in the Endless 8 all over again.
>>549094494>50 DOLLARS FOR 80 ROLLSif it were that cheap I'd be buying every half-decent banner
>>54909589350 dollars gets you 73 pulls in uma though
>>549092591Pumping fans with Lilac
>>54909620173 pulls over five months means nothing
>>549096682Given that we have a banner of each type, sometimes concurrent ones, you can use them up in a single month. If you're inpatient then you're welcome to spend more but you won't because you abhor the idea of spending.>X pulls over Y unit of time means nothinginfinitely more pulls than F2P niggers will ever get.
>>549097002>you abhor the idea of spendingprojecting isn't healthyjust pointing out that the only non-scam price requires you to spend 5 months to amass enough carats for 3/5 of a spark
>>549097353>The cheapest option requires you to wait too longNo shit brainiac, that's the entire point
>>549073243aiming for the double digits but knowing my uma wife's competitive nature she might try to push for a record
>>549096665
>>549099495I went to listen to her voice and it's like silk on the ears. This'll go well with my fan grinding
>>549100753For real, feels like I could put her on my second screen and grind fans to her all fucking day, you know? Would make fan grinding go from a whatever chore to actually fun, right?
