Previous: >>549062986>Global Game NewsCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Specials Missions: Half Anniversary Part 2+3Current Rate Up: Rice Shower (3* Alt), Super Creek (3* Alt), Tamamo Cross (SSR), Zenno Rob Roy (SSR), Kawakami Princess (3*), Seiun Sky (SSR), Yaeno Muteki (SSR)12/04 & 22 - Legend Races12/08 - Libra Cup - Kyoto Turf 3000m12/14 - Autumn Event12/18 - Kitasan Rerun12/24 - Fuji Event12/28 - Scorpio Cup - Tokyo Turf 2000mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Christmas Nakayama Festa (3* alt), Christmas Dream Journey (3* Alt), Gold Ship (SSR), Fenomeno (SSR)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timeline>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd season started weekly airings on 10/5>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma storieshttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
Teio!
Digitan LOVE
Fantasy Pasa is so erotic
Are you ready to use THAT? This month and then next are packed with good banners
I love her so much bros.>alsoIs Teio loli or petite?
>>549092426CATBOX UP
>>549092452https://x.com/asdkd123/status/1997056803830653124/photo/1sex with ruby
is it me or are Tachyon's potential skills kinda twisted? Dominator wants to be in the back, meaning Late Surger while her heal requires Pace as style. So i can't benefit/use both skills reliably at the same time? I wanted to do 2 dominators for scorpio but this is kinda surprising
Brian LOVE
>>549092169Shit happens, best you can hope for is to not get absolutely fucked while rolling.As for spending, the best way to do so is to go with the high $/carat options (ie. monthly pack) and to then use paid carats while sparking a banner.
>>549092649just don't take pace skills then bwo
>>549092770When does this retard release?
goth digitan...
>New Condition: Slow Metabolism
>>549092818which one?
>>549092601I'm only thinking about Dober and KSB rerun for the next month, and I should have enough for bothHopefully I get enough to roll for tamtam but everything else I don't have interest in
>>549092928remember, you get 50 free tama rolls
>>549092918
>>549092715based
>>549092649Hybrid debuffers don't work, people have been trying since CM1. Run her as a full ace (pace) or full debuffer (late)
>>549092612petite
>>549093108speed debuffs are perfectly fine on aces instead of bad skillsstam debuffs are worthless though
that's as good as it's going to get third rate trainers like me can't hit 1000 staminashe's going to die more times than not but this is the extent of my abilities until I can stop being a KItalet on the 18th
RYAN is the BEST mejiro. PERIOD
>>549093015Awesome
>>549093036is not the same...
>>549093015free tama...
>>549093217worst* ftfy
>Gamble on Riko, fail>Gamble on top team, drawsalvageable...
why do I get triggered seeing normies discuss uma? this doesn't happen with you guys and I'm not sure why. something about unironically using tachyon or struggling with a career makes me want to kill them over 50 times for being so ridiculously normal. I hate it
>>549093461I've picked the top Riko option like 5 times and I've never failed it
>>549093605youre a hipster
Why didn’t they just keep the 6 daily borrows permanent? That was so much nicer than 3 borrows a day.
>>549092818Like 20218
>>549093605You fucking hate them, retard
>>549093629on unity release I had a 10 streak, no idea if using MLB SSR has better odds than MLB R
>>549093605You're creating a mental division between you and them. You're all part of the flow.
>>549093685*2028 my hands are not working well today
>>549093605You score really low in agreeableness. Which is not a surprise because you are here.
>>549092426
>>54909368520000 YEARS???
>>549093091Weeeeeiii
>>549093685WTF THATS OVER 18,000 YEARS FROM NOW
the races started, still some time (about 5 hours) to that G3 and G2 thohttps://kick.com/b01doghos
>>549093838post moar friday horses
>>549093909Thanks anon, will be tuning in when I get home
>>549093838>>549093947I got you, Tama-bro!>>549093889Sex with Helios.Marriage and lovey dovey baby making with Palmer!
Post torena cards.
>>549093947You seem to have accidentally posted an evil horse instead of a Friday horse.
3 runs done3 borrows gone
>>549094080No.
I truly believe whales deserve death
>>549094072
>>549093605You experience cognitive dissonance and aren't smart enough to be aware of your own thoughts
>>549094318
Stop that.
>>549094224Why?
>>549094318STOP GOLSHI NO NOT IN PUBLIC EVERY ANON CAN SEE US
>>549094318Gold Ship's autistic face should be nowhere near a throbbing penis.
>>549094224>welfare BrianHe could've used his MLB Biko
>>549094318Goldshit wouldn't do that
>>549093605Rice wouldn't say this
>>549093685WE NEED TO ACCELERATE FASTER
>>549094492I guess he just really wanted that long straightaways idk
>>549094392>>549094504>reddit tachyon
>>549094318Bro...
>posting porn to get (you)s
>>549094318umadacchi..
>>549093650sniff sniff
>>549094515Bourbon would and should though
>>549094575She looks so much better without that retarded hat
>>549094589crystal cafe
>>549094080 Sure thing boss
>>549094080
>>549094738
>>549094738Kys
>checks timeoh, makes sense
>>549094318 >>549094738
>>549094738Is that the John Kpop artist
Stop posting umankos and do your career runs
>>549094738DON'T POST LEWD IMAGES OF RICE!
>>549094738sgsvj
>>549093605You're still going through a phase. When you grow older, you'd rather wish someone could discuss uma with you
>>549094837Yep. Time to call it a night.
>>549094897already did 3, danchode
>>549094738A villain would do this
AGNES DON'T LOOK CLOSE YOUR EYES!
fauk
>>549094975Get the FUCK away from her, Goldship.
>>549094738>>549094318>>549094975Stop.
>>549093704oh no wonder thenonly see it because I play this niche fighting game and at times I have to look in chat for games and I see off-topic uma discussion and it drives me insane>>549094347it is split between like being annoyed and jealousbut I don't even know where the jealous part comes inthem not wanting to fuck umas is probably one thing so you can't discuss thatand at the same time not being geeky enough to know all the numbers like mejust normie cm talks and like "I'm not logging in this week because of college" it's pure insanity it doesn't even make sense not a single person does this
>>549094975
UMADACHI THINK OF THE ADVERTISERS!
>>549095026I always jerk off before going to work.
>deleted all at oncethe indotard will turn on his vpn in a second
>>549095026>Deletedlol
>>549095112It's time to go on a journey of self reflection and improve yourself bwo. No need to be such a hater
>>549095202Allowing them internet access has devastated online spaces.
>>549092848that Digitan has a big ass
>>549094080Here is mine
>>549095112These feelings you cling to only affect you. Let go of them and you'll feel better.
>>549093015The one image that gets posted says 100 rolls but it doesn't specify if it's for the Tama or support banner. I will not believe that Cygames is this generous until I have definitive proof.
>>549095615its 50 on both
>>549092601I have 100k (free) carats saved
>>549095513Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Taaaiiishhhiiin!
>>549095826TAISHIN PREGNANT TEST
>>549095816It's Huell in Breaking Bad
>>549095513basado
>>54909561550 on tama 50 on materfaker
what is our @ community tag going to be bwos
>>549095615
>>549095905>having the Expert titleI kneel
>lost to the Apex with 4 double circles and one circleI LOVE UNITY CUP!
Super Creek is 40 years old.
>>549096108swimsuit daiwa when
anime creek > game creek
I give up with Libra. It's just Goldshi and who get to proc NSM first win
>>549093605>>549095112It is because you are brown. It has been proven that shit skins are more prone to be enraged by the most trivial things, IE a videogame they play for fun.
12 days until i finally get unbricked...
>>549092318I love NTR
>>54909628720thousandyears
neattoo bad I'm using SSR Sweep and the stupid fucking brat already failed on the spurt event so the run is fucked regardless
>>549095826うるさい!>>549095905My neigher>>549096040I got my Taishin 4 days ago so I had no time to grind her, she grew to me fast though and now I wanna complete the set and get Biwa someday
>>549096415deserved for using goldshit
quick one, 266 pieces, fake edges, rotationhttps://jiggie.fun/umajiggie
>>549096568>fake edges, rotation
>longslop CM comes around>/uma/ pretends to like taishin again
>>549096002Cygenerous... I'm sorry, I kneel...
>>549096273>brokie behaviourhave some class will you
>start thinking of quitting the game for now due to burnout>check my club to see who else quit already>our leader quit some time ago and made me the new oneAnyway, I kicked like 5 people who haven’t been on in over a month. Hopefully they won’t get mad in 2026.
>>549094080ninjinpurinbros...
>>549096684She's not even meta bwo Gold Ship is still clear ahead of her
>>549096148>Challenge THE APEX>Become THE RAPED>>549096664I need to pad out jig-hours per jiggie.
>>549096738My childhood friend wouldn't say this.
>>549094720People want to join Mambo that bad huh? Now they're pretending to be members?
>>549096740>cockroach mankill yourself, lovingly
>>549096273You would know, wouldn't you.
>>549096740>asmongold viewerlmeow
>>549096190My 40 year old mommygfwifetrainee.
>>549096740Might as well completely rebuild that to an /uma/ club since some umadacchis desperately need an /uma/ club
>>549096862God I can't wait to see her look of despair at the end of the current season
I AM GOING TO FLUFF THE EMPEROR'S EARS
do i draw or play uma first
>>549096946I don't agree
>>549096738>>549096848Thank you for providing an example of a brown shit skin being enraged by the most trivial things. Indeed, this is most excellent, I could not have asked for a better timing.Now you can go back to murdering each other in whatever third world slum you hail from.
biwa big head
>>549096814she got back with (You) for a reason
>>549097221
>>549096984Verxina is loose
>What I don't understand is that if it's so offensive to them then why do they say it over and over again? She says it every morning. She calls me neigha, she calls the other umas neigha, she calls herself neigha. All the time. Neigha this, neigha that, neigha PLEASE. This neigha. Neigha have you lost your mind?! Neigha check that hoe! Neigha you bullshittin! Break yourself neigha! She says it so much I don't even notice it anymore, last week in lunch Tosen Jordan says to a classmate 'can a neigha borrow a dirt shoe?' and my first thought wasn't 'oh my god she said the word, the n word' it was 'now how is a neigha gonna borrow a shoe, neigha is you gonna give it back?' I'm telling you my inside voice didn't talk like that before she got in my class
>>549097008Draw. While you still have motivation
>>549097153my super fluffy wife!
>>549097008I decided to play uma for a little bit and it's been several hours since i did anything productive. don't be me
name 5 horses
Give it to me. Now.
Among the best uma solo song in gamehttps://youtu.be/pzuuOHk5Udc
Why do Tachyon avatars love to larp as white
>>549097008I played uma 2 hours ago and I've been seething ever since
>>549094080Sure
>>549097450Type shit dewswa
Tachyon poster are either the most witty funny ass fuckers, or the absolute most abhorrent retarded posters, never inbetweenThis one in particular is my favorite because it always triggers the indo retards and even dabbed on the janny multiple times kek
>>549097450>'now how is a neigha gonna borrow a shoe, neigha is you gonna give it back?'It should've been a carrot since you can in fact trade back shoes
wish I had a trainer card to post...
>>549097571she's great live too, powerful chuuni
>>549097075Soon
>>549097138reddit tachyon
>>549092649They can actually both trigger, the timing is just very strict and I'm sure track dependent. You need to be in the back half (ideally 6th) with an early late race corner, proc dominator, quickly pass your way into the front half, trigger U=MA. Toss Dober and Ryan's uniques into the mix while you're at it for real gambling hours.I put Superior Heal on Super Creek without looking up the trigger conditions like and idiot and she manages to hit both surprisingly often from the late surger position; that's TT though, where you're guaranteed fairly regular midrace positioning by the NPCs.
>>549097732Can I get an invite to your circlejerk discord, sis?
>lose the 3rd and 4th unity shart>blow out riko in the final one easilyi don't understand this mod
>>549093892>He doesn't have the mandatory cryosleep machineNGMI
>>549096415You still have time to luckshit off a spirit burst, bwo.
>>549097550Kitasan Color
>>549097550Mejiro
>>549093605sometimes I see mega casuals saying new characters are broken because they won URA on their first try and find it cute, the only discussion that annoys me is yuritard gimmick accounts
My Curry chan is absolutely eating shit in TTs nowGonna redo her
>>549097929>that means you have oneMake some room, we're gonna have a comfy 18k years together.
>>549097550Mambo
>>549097737>he didn't immediately post his uma wife taking the onsen with him in his torena cardngmi
>>549097561AAAAA SIL I'M CUMMING
>>549097983Apparently I had gotten it earlier in the run and didn't realize it so I went for some less than ideal bubble pops late run that I didn't even need which I could have turned into max speed and more stamina.I dunno this is the last Golshi I'm doing she's gonna have to do.
>>549097571wodka basedjacking
>>549096946But then, in the next season.
>>549098245MAMBO IS A CONDOR NOT A HORSE
>>549097561Ok *gives you 50 cents and 1 jelly mini*
Ayo the pizza here
20% speed 10% stamina bonus
>>549098362https://www.jbis.jp/horse/0001123893/
Why some anon called Spe a chud?
>>549098384I really hope you are not eating all the pizza alone...
>>549098262I'm a filthy fucking whore with either 50 wives or none, probably leaning towards none because I don't feel a certain type of way with anyone and if I do it only lasts for a bit before moving on to the next one
>>549098469my bad
I feel like the cm guide maker is a dumbass to recommend F2P players to skip kitasan and roll for each meta speed banner. The F2P will just get useless 0LB that can't even compete against the whales. At least saving the carets so F2P players can roll on fine motion and/or supercreek banners will at least keep the accounts healthy.
Goldship is gonna have to carry me because Mayano and McQueen aren't winning shit nor will they give me maxed Speed Long S
>>549098262>posting naked pictures of your wife in public Disgusting
>>549097571Not the best, but also not the worst
>>549098547We love sluts though! Just be yourself and make one
NICEU MATCHA DEEE
>>549098543there's nothing wrong with eating a pizza on your own
>NTRchart
>>549098835you will get fat...
>Almost everyone posting torena cards is at least A rankI'm proud of my umadacchis
Who has the easiest time of winning the Derby? I need sashes.
What type of pizza is the best to eat while playing umamusume
>>549098978Cheese
>>549098978pepeloni
>>549098978pepperonayyyy
>deep breaths activates literally right out of the gate
>>549098384
>>549098525Because she's Chud Supreme
Is she an actual good sprinter? Im looking up upcoming Umas and she actually looks fantastic, but I wasn't sure if her unique is one of those "sounds really good but is actually shit" sorta deals
>>549098469>Meisho Mambowhen is she getting in, Cygames
>>549098905This is her moment
>>549099198ENTER
>>549099292She's a meta parent for future pace chasers, so I'd assume that if you can make her work then she should also be extremely good, like Ryan as a Late Surger or Seiun Sky.
>when engaged in a challenge>when under a challenge>During a challengeIs it just me or does this ALWAYS ALWAYS mean the move is 100% shit?
Mightiest Miler my ass. More like the lamest miler
>>549099424I should have waited a little longer......
>>549097550Jackie Chan
>>549099431STOP SAYING THAT TAMA IS A MICRO
>>549099538That's my wife you're talking about you shut your fucking mouth before I shut it for you
>>549096568>Took them 30 minutes450, fake edges, _no rotationhttps://jiggie.fun/gyar-umas
>>549096568>>549096664it was easy. don't be a bitch
>>549099431What an evil horse
>>549042005Will we have an end of year poll too?
>>549099323>2013 classic genI checked and nobody important from that gen is owned by Kaneko so Cygames should be clear to add them, personally I want Epipipipipipipipipi
>>549099125Pls more HeliosONEGAI
if anyone wants a good laugh check out vodka's christmas alt
>>549099520there is a strategy where you build a shit load of guts and force these skills into enemy umas and kill them with duels, i have won a couple chanmi doing that
>>549099630Where's the 1000+ piece, fake edge, rotation jiggie?
>>549099837Stop showing them to me then
>>549099837Keep showing them to me then!!
>>549099584AAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa
>>549099837>You don't like Dantsu Flame copypasta
>>549099905those tend to be saved for big maintenances.
>>549100020Sex like this.
>>549100030What happens when you don't pick the #1 Uma
>>549099837useless cow, only good for her sex appeal.
Digital is honestly one of the prettiest Umas
>>549100332In her Doujins, maybe
>>549100332>Digital is honestly one of the prettiest Umasyeah, in bizzaro world
>This uma is the prettiest>He says while posting fan workshmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>549100393Doujins are a window into the ideal world. So they're the only place that matters when you think about it
>>549100419What's happening here?
remember to smile umadachis!
>>549100483rape this teio
>>549100286But enough about Daiwa Scarlet
>>549100550I want a Rob Roy gf so bad...
>>549100550>club is still dyingNothing to smile about
>>549100550I'm not putting on a facade...
>>549100536cramp
Ok, this was funny.
How much of a menhera does Oguri become in the manga?
Which Super Creek outfit do you prefer?Prototype or Final?
>>5490975501. Pot-00000002. My wife knows nothing3. My wife knows everything4. War Terminator5. Sir Gaylord
It's crazy how much dAIwa scarlet art there is
>>549100889
>>549100889While I do prefer the prototype outfit slightly more I refuse to pit two bad bitches against each other
>>549100810I can use this.
Family A Make
>>549099119Limit your wit to only 350
>>549100889Prototype
>>549100332are you sure about that
>>549100889Final but anime version
>>549100743>>549100810Stop posting Tamamo
>>549099608Combat heightism
>>549101154Is Shakur for (You)?
the inner demons are returning
>>549100889prototype is pure sexo, paizuri underclothes and turtle necks are peak
>>549101154Why don't my uma daughters ever take after me?
>>549101471What are they saying?
>>549101365
>>549101574nice work, fireshitter>>549101365YADA
>only updated 1/3 of my tt team>with 0 wit builds>can already break 550k
>upgrades TT with chuck load of gold skills without thinking much about stats as long as speed is capped>consistently lose even with the bottom pick, but consistent 500k+A-Am I the witGOD now? Cum retention is a success but at what cost...?
>>549101691The last time I posted this (a few weeks back) it worked. I blame the fucker who created it originally.
>>549101691Tamachud a cute!
>>549101540umas genes are too strong
>>549101709you only got to get lucky once a week but yeah uma still should be hitting min stats. I follow this guide personally of aiming for the meanhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1fXDspwdXJJ-aQ-Al1GezQRSrc_6gTjwZaSNUYrGzggk/edit?tab=t.0
>>549101713Donut holes? But all donuts have holes
>>549101550to find someone that will take advantage of me in every sense of the word
Rice a cute!
>>549101691Grey Satania my beloved
>>549101946Dream Journey?
>>549101946Give me 100 dollars
>if I just got Long S I would be free>if I just got Spurt I would be free>if I just capped my speed I would be free
favorite narita and why
I have my cider ready and now i will watch!Based Happy Lucky i just saw the end of that race!
>>549102292me rn
>>549102292You will never be free
>>549102136The cutest
>>549102330SexyThe other one is an annoying brat that wants to come off as a hard ass, and isn't as sexy
>>549102330brine cuz bobs
>>549102292You at least got NSM right?
>>549102330top roadsweaty ssr card
>>549099629>34 minutes
>>549102581Cute boy
>>549102662ain't nobody got the skill points fo that
>>549102330they both suck
>>549102928Rice wouldn't say this
>>549102274nyo...I'm supposed to do that unprompted
>>549102850jiggie poster, I require your strongest jiggies
COME ON ROSEA COME ON
>>549102927Bro
>>549099629twas an easy puzzle, cygamesu
>>549101691
Is there an uma that is universally liked?
>Get the Uma to Great Mood and she just worthlessly spams Mood up with Kitasan and Riko>Look away from screen while 2X skipping for a second >Mood downs twiceWhy is that constantly a thing
Which way human male
>>549103207>important race coming up>uma gets two mood down events>director event procs>it's not senior year>third mood downI really wish you could get some sort of refund when quitting a run earlyDon't even want to turn it into a fan run, I'm just done whenever I get fucked like that.
Why kitasan doesn't have nice art?
>>549103205my homie Kitasan
>>549103175Sex with the oppai loli
>>549102631Yeah, I'm gonna have to call you out as based
>>549103175How... How could she do this...
>>549103205No because if i say it some contrarian will suddenly start hating her
>>549103205Oguri Cap(as in peak)
>>549103205Do you really have to ask that? Are you stupid or just pretending?Haru Ulala
>>549103205
>Capped speed in early november in a throwaway parent runwhy cant i get this kind of luck spamming aces
>>549103205mcqueen
>>549103207could be worse, 3 runs today I've had>700+ speed/power and 650 stam into the start of the senior year>long spark hits>2 mood down events in a row with one giving slacker>followed by a 100+ speed training that was missed
>>549103336lining up the ningen women, Aoi should be attractive but for some reason I couldn't get attached to her
>>549103438I see Belno.
>>549103438Pretty sure the Special Week fans aren't happy with her and Goldship basically being the face of the series.
>>549103343There are lots of artworks of her with a big rack and sweaty armpits what are you talking about
Am I a bro, bros?
>>549103625Proof?
>>549103516I got lvl5 speed training after that turnI managed this without even maxing the training facility..
>>549103639Bwo...
you guys are never nice to me...
>>549103382i hate kitasan black>>549103438i hate oguri cap>>549103448i hate haru urara>>549103504i hate sakura chiyono o>>549103524i hate mejiro mcqueen
>>549099198Reminder that the last interaction spechud had with grass wonder was him having a massive melty over grass throbbing cock
>>549103524she's so cute and goofy, I love her so much
>>549103448
>>549103756I hope you had a wonderful day, Anon. Love you
>>549103639Bud...
>>549103713Just be honest with me... please
>>549103639You know if you're a bro.
>>549103205Evil Belno
>>549103205No Reason (the 3 total people aware of her existence like her)
ウマオオオオ is looking for one new memberAim is top 100 (S rank)Reply with ID if interested
COME ON MIRACLE KAISER YOU HAVE A FIRE NAME DO SOMETHING
The quota is getting harder to hit because I have to quit like 1-3 runs a day
>>549103976for some reason I don't like Belno, she feels disgusting or out of place, an irregularity
>>549103765it should've been you and not bill
>talk with friend about SSR crystal>It's really good because it's like 30000carats that you can save for later!Can't you already just save a spark?
>>549103992I don't know anything about her, but when doing that sorter, I voted her dead lastFor No Reason
>>549103693
>>549102982I’m breaking up with you
>>549103998what does the S stand for?
>>549104081How would you feel if you didnt eat breakfast today
>>549104075Fuck. You.
>>549104204gladly belno, thank you for offering
>>549104135
>>549103028>jiggie poster, I require your strongest jiggies1156, fake edges, rotationhttps://jiggie.fun/umasuffer
HELP ME SHIRAOKI SAMA THIS RUN IS SO FUCKING AWFUL
>>549103756Shut up, idiot! *smooch*
>>549104167o-okay, whatever.........double check those doors and windows before you sleep.
wINNING TICKET DEV I'M ON TO YOU
Thank you cygames for not pushing that Rudolph "the red-nose reindeer" offensive stereotype.
i want to fuck an uma so bad bwos i can't stand it anymore i just want to pump an uma full of my seed and then keep going even if i am still super sensitive after cooming and it hurts i won't stop i just want to breed an uma aaaaaaaahhhhh
>>549104301SUCCESS SUCCESS SUCCESS
>>549104298AIEEEEEEEEE
>>549103998Raise the requirements
>4 speed cards>speed rainbows disappear in the last 6 turnsI'm gonna freak
>>549104204NOOOOO IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MEEEE FUCK ME PLEASENOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>549104398I say this but unironically
>>549104204>>549103976She scares me...
>>549104301FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUShe failed to get long spark so it doesn't matter anymore...
>>549103448god i wish that were me
>>549099728>personally I want EpipipipipipipipipiSame, buddy. Same.
rice VILLAIN is a pace? i thought she was late
>>549104135Nice ugly face so it doesn't count
>>549104546Speed down
>>549104315Keeping them unlocked just for you
>Familiar face in the clouds>Recreation>Migraine blues>Recreation>Dream FeastWhy the FUCK is she like this?
>>549099728just a way bros...
>>549104870she would never say this
Cant wait to acquire wife
>>549104898autism
>>549104870Can't do, Grass' ass is too huge
>>549104783This your villain?
>>549104870Ace would never act like this
>>549104963one YEAR
>>549104979IT'S A WONDERAN ASS WONDER
>>549095513i wonder if that anon whose mom says hes like taishin has a trainer card like this
>>549103765I hate your vest
>try to play the game>my uma dies>account deletedwtf is happening?
I think this is the run bros!
is this good for libra?
>>549104870cute and canon
>>549104298>link nameVery fitting.
>no parent borrow limit anymore>each borrow after 3 costs 5caratsWould people use this?
>>549095112embrace your hatred anon. You are better than them. You know it. The only thing that letting go will accomplish is allowing them the dignity of living with their failure. You were born for the purpose of crushing them. Fulfill your destiny.
>>549105259it would be 10 if anything, but yes
>>549105073You'll blink your eyes and she'll be here
>>549104398>>549105074I wish Spe had an ass as huge as those
>>549104963wait i thought she was flat
Anyone else only sleep an hour this morning?I'm so tired but I have to build aces and watch melli...
>>549105179mmyesskills could've been better tho
>long S doesn't triggerI am fighting demons to keep myself from not just quitting the run, because I know I need to help my club.
>>549105353The cup size is whatever the artist want it to be
>>549105074Grass' huge sultry butt...sniff sniff sniffffffff
>>549105501Melli?
>>549105259That's extremely cheap compared to farming your own parents, yes.
>>549105558Narita top rack!!!!
>>549105278it's crazy how right you are
>>549105338seeing advertisements for JP uma musume mystifies me every time. theyre either pop music with the girls dancing and do nothing to describe the game or a live action video of jockeys cooking food or bathing. what kind of events are even coming up beyond MANT?
I'm tired bros. I don't think I'm gonna make it
>>549105179Pray that the speed skills don't proc too early bro
>>549093605>normieskill yourself, normalfag
Can they stop giving us extra daily races and give us 5 borrows again?
ok do I just crash out here, say "fuck it" and accept this over a 3rd blue star for me XOguri parent? The final thing in the list that you can't see is Ura Finale 3*
>>549105816What were you doing these past days anon
AAAAAA I CAN'T GIVE ENOUGH STATS TO MY GOLD CITY
>>549105816danchoukill him
>>549105983Also just to be clear this is like my 25th Tachyon parent run and I'm starting to lose it
>>549103992dude won satsuki sho once, dismounted take yutaka on kikka sho when he was 1st favorite, then disappear without trace
Wasn't guts rework supposed to make Gold City good
>>549106068Sweepy/Kitasan/Biko/Power Rice/Hishiama/Rikodon't tell anyone but this is the cheat code to an easy 1200/1000/1100 uma. remember to use good sparks.
>>549106152i don't understand how guts run work
>>549106203that's so fake
>>549105782>Grand LiveIdol shit>GrandmastersAI training with the 3 goddesses (thoroughbred origins)>L'arcGoing to France (twice) because you get jinxed into a likely loss the first time>UAFSports competitionBeyond that I haven't played but there should be a mecha uma one, the deserted island and now hot springs one
>>549100910She's number one after all
>5 TT races>3 legend races>6 individual daily races>still don't get all of my daily shopsgreen devil...
>>549106003One boosted run per day
>>549106229You just need to believe harder
>>549105983>>549106127If the parents are 3* as well then keep it. You can turn the blue into a 3* later on
>>549103998>hiding the quotaDishonest.
>>549106194sorry anon, this is the best i can do
NO LONG SNO LONG SFUCK THIS PIECE OF SHIT GAME I FUCKING HATE IT AT LEAST SHE'S A WITLET ANYWAYS SO IT'S NOT -THAT- BAD
>>549106419Oguri is 3* stam, Brian is 3* pow, and the borrow I'm gonna use for the other parent for XOguri is 9* pow
>>549106371Fuck it. Host it, the jongWe need it
This is the run etcetc. I'm so tired bros...
>>549106441>25 race bonus
>>549106287>grandmastersthat sounds sick as fuck. 3 goddesses real?>L'arcthat... is kind of pathetic.>can't win L'arc irl so they make a game where you do it instead
>>549106229Abuse the hidden 400 stamina in career, only hit guts if it has rainbow and two other cards are camping
>>549106194I've been running that for the past 2 weeks and I'm lucky if I cap speed.
Of course this nigger fucking bitch chooses to do this on a Long S run.
>>549105259Absolutely.
>>549106476Eh she will live at least, but let us see the skills
>>549106683>no capthis is already outdated
>>549106194yeah bro just have all this whale mlb deck and you can get perfect stats too
>not finishing the event You don't need the rainbow shard anyway since you clearly have better things to do with your time. If you wageslave then you'd use the hard earned money to whale anyway
>>549105259not me
>>549106548That's training anon. One more lap. Get a better time. Refine your technique. She'll come home, just work on your knowledge and believe.
are there any other fox-type umas besides inari one
>>549106194which sweep
>>549106638The goddesses act like coaches during the AI training. Grandmasters is RNG heavy but lots of fun from my memory.L'arc was probably my favorite scenario as going to France and the other mechanics are actually quite fun there. And you can actually win both l'arc races and get mega boosted aswell
>>549105176Didn’t get prof of curvature but otherwise very good run, and my first S! Won’t win all the time but a decent enough backup to my Golshi
>>549105816Just a little bit more buddy, you have 18 hours to do like 4 more 2x careers.
ACROPHASE WON LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO
I'm about to knock out bros
>>549106390Is Guts Mambo a roamer like Haru?
jonggers?https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=64019
What a cursed run>Lose against Teio and Mcqueen and it spiraled out of control>Fail 7% training>>549107048>>549105816Just use THAT
>>549107125don't knock out your bros
Rices Radiant Rose...
>>549106548>>549106897This is the run.. surely r-right?
>>549107375would she leak blue from her hymen breaknig
http://poal.me/eagz6http://poal.me/eagz6
>>549106390you can win a long cm with that sta and guts?
>>549106638It is the main highlight of careers to win the races the horses couldn't bro
shit game
>>549107418no, it already broke when your bully took her virginity at a party(it was red).
>>549107516>0 speedRETARDGOD
>>549107405DO NOT FUCK THIS UP
>>549107375Taiki's Extra Thick Milkshake...
>>549107516Nice stats idiot lol
>>549107516
>>549107535hot. more? was she wasted out of her mind?
>>549107675I've never had a milkshake. They seem gross
>>549107516Didn't train speed and power
>>549107405FUCK THIS UP (i hate seiun sky trainers)
>have this>have made exactly one goldship worth a shitI seriously don't understand what I'm doing wrong. I have 13 stam sparks, I'm chasing the white arrows in Y1 and 2, and speed rainbows Y3 but I almost always end up with low speed, and lackluster other stats because I've been chasing and failing to get speeds.
>sweep agemasen'd spurt in junior yearYeah that's a quit, sorry danchou
>>549107807>>549107771>>549107589am i supposed to mash speed training and ignore all friendship and unity growth? If the cards aren't visiting speed i'm not training speed.
>>549106894need to hug and fondle my bro
>>549107797it's just drinkable ice cream
>>549107843RNG GAME PREASE UNDERSTAND
>>549107797
>>549107048At least I can spare the stam...
you know, in hindsighti think it would've been better if i used my 1lb bakushin card instead mlb eishin flash card for my ace runs
>>549107675>>549107797Have some milk
>>549107797This is probably the single most autistic post I have ever seen.
>>549107194>room closedAww not today I guess
>>549107516nice speed bro
>>549107516Onii-sama you need to lock the fuck in
>>549107826making Seiun work for CM6 is pure agony, the trainers are all suffering
>>549108017What the fuck?
>>549107843You too huh?
Uma stan seems to be making no discernible difference in any of my test runs.
What's the easiest Uma to make for Libra? I got absolutely fucking nothing
>>549108027sorry bro, I decided to take a nap instead
>>549107375Deflowering Rice's rose
>>549108157's okay have a nice nappy
>>549107516BWAHAHAHA, TORENA YOU'RE SO BAD PLEASE RESIGN ALREADY
>>549108148it's gold ship by a mile and then mayano
>>549107375Sex. Sex with Rice.
>>549108109
>>549108147It's only good on specific maps, and even then it's not the first pick.
>>549107930>Get unsurprising result>Get mad anywaylet me know when you get confused at losing your later races lmao
>>549108349rice wouldn't say this
>>549107843>>549108139failure buhis...
>>549108336horses are wacky
>>549108349>>549108109Rice wouldn't say this
>>549108429those are f2p decks that have spent their carats. If it were whales they'd have mostly capped SSRs
>>549108349>>549108109Rice would say this
>>549108429I did good in Virgo but this goldship has just been nothing but trouble.
>>549107843>>549108139well obviously you need mlb bakushin to replace that sweepy
WAIT I JUST REALIZEDI CAN BORROW A RICE CARD AND GET COOLDOWN AND SM FROM HER
If Genti was my gf I'd never stop hugging her, touching her, molesitng her, and having sex with her all at the same time
>>549108147same. It always seems like you speed up then get pace downed. Like maybe it's only viable if there's a super frontloaded frontrunner with 1200 power turf S Taking the lead groundwork leader's pride and RNG a straightaways proc and they just never bothered to inform us of this nuance?or maybe its just the next psyop to make people waste time sending more runs and bring a suboptimal runner to CM.
>>549108619>cooldowndoes he know
>>549108619but then you won't get NSM
>>549108619Your NSM?
>>549108619but you need no stopping me
>>549108619>not getting no stopping meBricked from the start.
I'm so lonely anons
>get a reply to my post>forced to watch while someone else replies to the reply while waiting for cooldown
PTO (Playtime's Over) won't get much use if I'm using a Late Surger this CM, huh
>>549108447and kinda dumb
>>549108701>>549108673>>549108668>>549108667>>549108737but how can i get a second recover skill on late umas?
>>549108668Can't you just pick Team Carrot for that
>>549108774Ass Wonder (fantasy)
>>549108774The new rob roy card
>>549108805then how are you also getting cooldown?
I'm drunk and gonna sleep bye umadacchi sorry danchou I'm on 100 TP I'll make fan runs when I wake up
>>549108738samehere's hoping to we make it
>>549108139>>549107843Will this work? My Hishama is so smol
>>549108774Fantasy Grass wonder or Lie in Wait from the new Roy card or Unruffled from haru guts
I TRUST I TRUST I TRUST
>>549103998Danchou we're quitting tomorrow
>>549108774Vodka card
>>549109042Smartest gold city enjoyer
>>549109042That shit is NOT worth it umadacchi
>>549108576Yeah, but I didn't roll on the Baku/Biko banner so it's over.
>>549108954can work but without mlb no stam bonus>>549109042>gambling for half the failure rateStop
>>549109042BDC Arima lite? it's worth. All in bby
>>549108954>MLB RiceAAAAAIIIEEEEEEE
>>549109042no wonder Gold City hates you
>>549108643We know senator
>>549109042Well what happened bro?
>>549109182>I didn't roll on the Baku/Biko banner so it's over.shame, it was so fucking good
>>549109081>>549109136>>549109185>>549109228ALL IN LET'S FUCKING GO
>>549108954did you really get mlb rice and zero riko
>>549108576My bakushit is +1.
>>549109276Anyone's better than Rihoko
>>549108774Take both Rice and Vodka power cards. You can use swinging maestro and breath of fresh air.>>549108857>>549108981a late surger isn't going to be rear-pack early-race in a 6+ end closer CM. rob roy is a completely useless card for long CM. Maybe in medium where you need just as many heals as long because of the nice nature barrage, but not for anything 3km+
>>549109289You will not lose Arima now
Which Uma currently in Global (other than Haru) is statistically the worst, considering uniques, base kit, potential level skills and affinities?I'm thinking it's either Anime McQueen (horrible unique, but has decent growths/innate skills), Biwa (having her as my oshi and training her for every CM has made her bad growth spread a painfully obvious handicap, but it won't stop me from trying) or Hishi Akebono (eh unique and awkward kit for her affinites, though Gourmand is great for med/long if you can get her there).
>>549109315Yes and I was pulling for Riko in the first place so I was pretty disappointed.I actually did like 230 pulls because I didn't even MLB R Riko and that was unacceptable
>>549109254>>549108643I swear I will get her once she gets to global
I'm a Cafe sex haver.
Who asked
>>549109498>AI slopado jeets really?
>>549109498you're a repulsive art liker, the f is wrong with you
>>549109498What is that body
Well for the first time Riko simply never showed up at all for me. Not even late. Wow I regret taking the card because now I'm short on guts and stamina, it genuinely might've been fine with another card.
>>549109446The people that did the idol concert bits must not have interacted with the character designers.
>>549109496*glug glug glug glug glug glug glug*
>no long sparkmy guts city run was ruined
>bro just get good rainbow stacks during summer
>>549109496>>549109686literally me just nowremember to hydrate
>>549109686
>>549109826>Just pop the bubbles on speed + stamina bro
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU NIGGER
>>549107843Looks like you need Super Creek instead of Rice (and get power sparks) and replace Hishi Amazon with a card of your taste.
Sex with desuwa
>>549109826Umamusume is a luck game. Either keep gambling to win bigly or just enjoy the cute girls.
>>549109446>I swear I will get her once she gets to globalvery hard not to given that you get free pulls for her banner
I will have sex with McQueen until she loses weight!
>>549110119Curren would say this
>>549110195and that you only have one shot at it
>>549110119Just cause your Umafans earnings are flatlining doesn't mean you can just say that
Fuck off
>>549110259I thought you just couldn't ticket anni banners. Do they really not enter the general pool?
Does anyone honestly, unironically like Seeking The Pearl?
Ive got ONE good run in aoharu that gave me S golshi that was half way to S+. Fucking ONE. I hate this mode like you wouldn’t fucking believe
>he will brick his acc by not saving a spark for gentildonnayou are not doing this, right?
Creampie and shotgun marriage with McQueen
>>549110282You know what you have to do
>>549110403for me it's Orfevre
>>549108447
>when your gamba golshi gives you +4 highlander hints
>>549110412>CreampieFatty would just eat it
>>549110119Aw fuck I have a boner!
Do the skills make up for the stats?
>>549110403>>549110467Isn't Orfevre like 3+ years away? Isn't Gentil like 2?
>>549110198this but Suzuka
>>549110337they do>>549110259God, imagine the gaslights>Don't spark for Gentildonna/pocket/orfev you can get them from voucher
>>549108873Nyoooo... good night dacchi.
>she can win 1/10 racesFuck it, good enough for me. I should have bought one more recovery instead of relying on one Gold but whatever.
>>549110552Orange hors = love
>gets fatfuck debuff 5 turns before summer>speed is already looking good, focused on stam then cured fatfuck on summerThat could not have went more perfectly than it did. Also which one bros?
either of this good? I want to start training my 3rd horse
Is homestretch haste worth taking?I can take either that or lone wolf
>>549110894why the fuck did you not buy uma stan
sorry dancho but i will not be playing this weekendi just want to umapyoi
>>549110952It's bad?
>>549110763why is Teio like this?
>>549110952garbage skill, activates at the gate lmao. if I have 5 hints I'd buy it though.
>>549110894right looks good, not crazy aazing but will stole few wins. but bro why u did not pick uma stan is one best skills for this cm
>>549108017why Springtrap?
>>549110952>UmastanIsn't that some middle eastern country?Too expensive; do they even have oil?
>>549111001>>549111064I agree
THERE'S NOTHING TO DO
>>549110551Gentil is 2, Orfevre 2.5>Calstone Light O 1 month before GentilGoing to cut it close there
>>549110817Oops
>>549109051NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>549110894Yeah these are good, use the one on the rightYou should have bought Uma StanPump is not that useful on Goldshi
>>549110512don't cum
cursed pic, only spics will get it
>nigga bought pump on golshi and has the nerve to say uma stan is shit
>>549111238>Pump is not that useful on GoldshiHoly gaslight
i love seeing umas in bloomers
>>549111261>only dragonball brains will get itoh no
>>549111250curren isn't that stacked
>>549110894Uma Stan is trash, good thing you didn't get it.
>Guess I'll give the anime a watch>First episode has Special Week get felt up by some random guy>She kicks him and doesn't outright kill him>He feels her up againIs this a sexsu harra anime?
why is riko considered so good if she can simply never show up?
>>549111472it was a different timeseason 1 is essentially a prototype for the franchise
>>549111472she's just that sexy, he did what everyone wants to
>>549111557>why is kitasan considered so good if she can simply never show up?truly a mystery
>>549111472https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyCHSYRhFR0
>>549111304Why is it bad for this cm again? Activates too late or something?
>>549111472that guy is a trainer xdd
>>549111472umas don't have human rights
i just fell asleep playing a jiggie
>>549111663of course not, they have uma rights
>>549109286Unfortunately I used all my luck getting MLB Kita so I had to pity Riko to get a usable card.I also needed to start saving again and didn't want to waste carats for cleats and clovers.Also I am retarded.
>>549111312I don't think I have ever seen NTRanon gaslight, he always gives genuine good advice, I have run over 30 practice rooms and goldshit pump proc ratio is super low, taishin however always procs it, same for literally any other end closer without goldshi busted ultimate
>>549111651If KSB didn't show up for any of her events she'd still be incredible for the speed stat, riko goes anywhere and without the recreation she does next to nothing, your analogy sucks
>>549110764Kingu! 1 out of 10 in rooms ain't bad. This can win ChamMe!
I HATE HATE HATE LONG RACES FUCK GOLD RECOVERIES AND FUCK STAMINA
what's the best option for senior new year?
>umapyoing wife with her umawig on while on umaweedBliss
>>549111472yes, now marry your uma
why do some of the umas wear red panties with their gym outfit?
>>549111826if your hp is 75% or more go for skill otherwise pick hp
>>549110763why am I like this
>>549111826Energy (top) unless you're near full then sp (bottom)
>>549111961gr8 edit, post this on reddit too for ez updoots
>>549111661yes and it activates at 6th only, your golshi will most likely be 5th+ after anchor's
Do the event stories ever get serious or is every event just going to be an excuse to put the umas in sexy outfits
>>549112034Ahhh right... if it activates then that means golshi is already in a bad position and low chance to win. Okay I get it, the umalator doesn't take that into account then... wish it had more group testing.
why the fuck is McQueen so overpowered in Teio's career??? I want my Spring Triple Crown you disgusting lardass
I hate Tokai Teio.I seriously fucking hate Tokai Teio.
>>549111826I almost always go for skill points nowadays, both new years combined are an extra race I don't have to run
>>549112231McQueen is mega overpowered in every career
>blocks your path>seduces you into training her instead of Mcflat
>>549111908They're the secret to why the mares keep stomping all the races.
>>549112394Palmer wouldn't do this.
>>549112394Palmer pleases old men for money
it truly is indog hours
watch this so you know how your Libra final will turn out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7l4xI74uhcY
>failed a 1% witOkay uma, i'll go play something else, christ what a garbage day of borrows
>>549112394>blocks your christmas>hohoho
no more umapyoi, please...
>before the patch>"Bro trust me you'll be running 6 guts cards when the guts buffs come">after the patch>i'm still doing the same shit as beforeWhen is the 6 guts meta coming again?
>>549112585>hohohobut enough about curren.
>debuffkeks
>>549096740>asmongold viewergross
>>549112723erotic and fertile
>>549112675Only time we see guts spam is like Mant because a lot have race bonus and f2poor decks.
>>549112675I'm doing it for sprint CMs, front runners specially get a lot from it due to spot struggle.
>>549112675MANT is the nearest guts relevant scenario even then you only use 1-2 guts card per deck
>>549112394>>549112585Palmer is cute... CUTE! Marriage worthy, for lovey dovey baby making!
Just finished the event.The kita banner needs to hurry up, im close to 40k carats.
>>549110480>>549108773>>549108447>>549108336I think horses might just be autistic
>>549112585Fuuuu stop making me want to roll this alt. It is bad enough I now want to 5* Palmer on release. I am not going to have the 'rats for all of that.
>>549112541The guy looks a little hesitant to whip is horse at the end there. I like to think that maybe he's nervous that Gold Ship would just give up if he hits too hard.
>>549112394I know what would really happen. I'd end up at a baseball game with a lot less energy.
>>549113085you can get fined for whipping too much
>>549112865>40kLmao get ready to fire up that reroll machine
>>549113142Why the fuck would I need to reroll. I just need 1 card and im maxed out on it. I care about the pasa card more than the kita card.
>>549113231What makes pasa power good? I briefly looked at it and it seemed alright at best when I compared it to the other power cards.
>>549112556Have some kingu butt to feel better
Is Cafe here yet?
>>549113295nta, but because there's like one other good power card
>>549113295It's just 'usable' and nothing groundbreaking about it
>>549113354vodka and halo are both pretty good stat sticks
>>549113295Because it has my horse on it. That's why I want it.
yaeno muteki is the best power card and she's a bigger priority than kitasan for long term benefits
>>549113330Monday>cafe hit the image limit
>>549113295i heard up-tempo is good but that's it
when will kiryuin come back? i miss her
>>549111308I will suck on the pacifierI will wear the onesieI will drink from the baby bottleI will play with the rattleI will let her cradle me in her armsI will call her mommyI will be happy
>>549113448But then you can't user it when training her. That's why I conceded on Fuku speed.
bake
>>549113720>>549113720>>549113720
I'm baked right now
>>549110074I want Falco to look at my penis like that
>>549113457Two meta cards have Playtime's Over though
I made>>548668425>>548668425>>548668425
>>549113752Did you actually have umaweed?
>>549112541He accelerated at the hardest part of the race btw (the steep uphill), eerily similar to CB's kikuka sho win
