Previous: >>549092318>Global Game NewsCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Specials Missions: Half Anniversary Part 2+3Current Rate Up: Rice Shower (3* Alt), Super Creek (3* Alt), Tamamo Cross (SSR), Zenno Rob Roy (SSR), Kawakami Princess (3*), Seiun Sky (SSR), Yaeno Muteki (SSR)12/04 & 22 - Legend Races12/08 - Libra Cup - Kyoto Turf 3000m12/14 - Autumn Event12/18 - Kitasan Rerun12/24 - Fuji Event12/28 - Scorpio Cup - Tokyo Turf 2000mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Christmas Nakayama Festa (3* alt), Christmas Dream Journey (3* Alt), Gold Ship (SSR), Fenomeno (SSR)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timeline>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd season started weekly airings on 10/5>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma storieshttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
Teio!
>>549113720>Top Road OPSweet
teio called me the n word
>NTR thread>TeioWhat a terrible day.
Happy friday
>>549113692I want to put it on my profile, max it out. And it will match my Condor theme profile trainer card. The next goal would be to have a 3 spark pasa on it to replace my 9 star king halo I have.
>uhhh no kita? reroll bro>only 30k? I'd reroll>uh oh! someone doesn't have 120k carats ready better rev up the dozen instances and chinese bots to... you guessed it! rerooooll for 12 hours>if you don't penta spark kita then I'd stop playing there's no point>if you don't get 3LB right now go buy a chink account, no you don't get extra vouchers down the line it's never going to happen so wave goodbye to your stamzuka and witbourbonDo you niggers even enjoy the game?
Goofs
>>549113881Do you have a higher-quality one?
bwos I'm afraid I'm not making it to Finals A.....
>>549113881don't let the codec autist see this.
Marry your trainee!
>>549114031Cringe.
cm6 status
>>549114068B Finals 2nd place
>>549113975Do we have a codec autist?I'd love to get some lessons on making better webms
>>549114068B finals locked in
>549114068I don't engage with (You) farmers
>>5491140684 runs with rice power card. 0 SM...i don't know what is her fucking problem, i only get her 2nd event at nov/dev senior year
Speed rainbows? Not even once!
>>549114068still making parents
>>549113918I got two Kita spooks sparking on Riko and both the crystal and selector. I didn’t reroll. I only have 40k carats. Rerolling is about instant gratification. Umamusume is a luck game and those who believe will be rewarded.
>>549114129Haven't seen him in a while
>>549114160Meant for >>549114068
>>549114160>reddit tachyon
I crave club dramas.
>>549114160>>549114068
>>549113810Ningen?!
>>549114193Hey, at least you got a 3*Power spark, right?Right?
>>549114068Long CMs are the worst, just pure stat checks. No gambling kino like sprints/miles or debuff warfare like mediums. Gold shit will get me to A finals and I'll call that a win.
>>549114068I'll maybe get into A Finals but that's about it, I'm going without Distance S as I couldn't be bothered to get a run with decent enough stats again on each of my aces.
Alright, time for all my bubble popping to pay off.
>>549114283go through the club rentry and start namedropping flatliners
>>549114347
>>549113918Yes, but I don't roll cards and have one of those "bricked" accounts.
>AAAAIIIIEEEEEE I can't use my debuffer crutcheslol, lmao even
>>549114068Met stat goal + long S without kitasan, feeling good. Imagine the possibilities if I have my own kitasan, in 2 weeks
gutsmaxxing is pretty funawful stats but it's funny beating Riko's drones wit those awful stats because if you land a duel you just sprint off into the sunset
>>549114414y not
>>549114307This run was too cursed to produce anything worthwhile, 1* guts.
>>549114068I'm bringing a 1000/1000/1000 Mackie and that's it
>>549114068Good enough for participation 'rats
riko or kiryuin?
>>549114347>>549114371Those three are hopeless losers.
>>549114510>two lone wolvesanon?
>>549114510why do none of them have capped as in peak speed
>>549114510>el lone wolf>creek lone wolf...Bro?
>>549114465Because long filters nignats
>>549114371This sounds like Street Fighter V music to me.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-yR-_M7j0E
>>549114582Wolves hunt in packs trainer.
>>549114460What a cute umaI'm going to keep on living
The original MMD of Oguri and Tamamo dancing to Friday Night is dead and buried. The only remnants of it remaining is this 360p 35 second clip https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NffKteYCfFo
>>549114323This but fuck medium CMs as well
>>549114582 >>549114635FUCK
>>549114245Kissing Mambo
Are pace chasers completely useless this CM
>>549114460Tama wife!
>>549114702I love you anon
>>549114673meant to reply to >>549113960
Holy shit is she an uma or a rabbit??
>>549114702I love this clip and you
>>549114628bec'use I am bad at th' game
>>549114782Donkey
>>549114510>NSM meta, long S uma doesn't have it but she has A&S despite being a Creek that does not want to be first whatsoever>Wolf packSomeone will lose to this in A finals
>>549114782A donkey just like her roommate
>>549114782I am rolling for this donkey next year
>>549114759Built for loving nakadashi!
>>549114782Cow.
>>549114736This anon gets it
Is Maya worth gambling on over Rob Roy?
>>549114460happy friday bwos
>>549114995I'm getting a mamboner
>>549115041CYFAGS I DON'T CARE ABOUT MS VICTORIA JUST GIVE GIRLS LEGENDS U ALREADY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>549114068It's so over
>>549114980Air Groove's air grooves are not appreciated enough ITT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0VIfEHqO0g
>/uma/ convinced me to roll for palmer>/uma/ convinced me to roll for dober>/uma/ convinced me to roll for buena vista>my dick convinced me to roll for dia and kita>/uma/ convinced me to roll for chrono genesis>/uma/ convinced me to roll for ardananyone else you fags want to convince me to roll for (I'm not rolling for cheval grande or pocket)?
>>549114752I've seen 1(one) Tachyon and one(1) Makween win but you need all Golshis to fail NSM, if even one procs it's over. If you're a whale I've seen 3 Seiuns win, all of them with insane builds but very close wins tho.
>>549115129Ticketzo wouldn't say this.
>cm6 status
>>549115248A pair of 6's
>>549114702>El lone wolf>Creek lone wolf>they are losing the race>discover the power of friendship>win>WOLF GAMEi kneel
>>549115248This retard
>escape artist cardsRoll for 1LB or wait for SSR Helios?
>>549114068It's Golshi or nothing, in which case I'm Group A guaranteed atleast
>>549115318seiun sky can agemasen her escape artist, no idea if helios is guaranteed
>>549115248
WEIIIIIIIIIIII
will she be fine
>>549115439according to my stam calculator, you're fine if at least 1 gold + pure heat procs
>>549115439>end B>straightaway spurtBro?
I HATE GUTS SPARKSI HATE WITS SPARKS.
>>549115407Agemasen as well
>>549115417Breeding required
>>549115439When I tested BofA for Leo it activated out the gate 60% of the time. Hopefully it is better this time around.
>>549115248You were supposed to be our last bastion against buhis, not become one of them...
>>549115439>B end
>>549115439>pure heartbro what are you doing
>>549115542well fucki guess sky's first event gives dodging danger if that's good enough
>>549115439>using bofa instead of cooldown when maya gets NSM for free
how many endcloser sparks do you need to get from C to A?
>>549115562Piggin' out for horses is the right way to spend $$$ in this game.
>>549115316Not the first uma to run on water
>>5491156314
chiyo chiyo chiyono odoki doki doki?
>>549115439Incredibly boring and unoptimised but should get you 1 or 2 wins every 10 races you run.
>>549115681Another honorary member of the Sakura clan
>>549115732Mambo. Mambo~Omatsuri mambo!
>>549115248Roll for Fine MotionRoll for Sakura LaurelRoll for Aston MachanRoll for Nakayama FestaRoll for Yeppers (Yukino Bijin)
>be me>a mejiro palmer enjoyer>see mejiro palmer >enjoy
>>549115790Horses are magic
I HATE TOKAI TEIO.I SERIOUSLY FUCKING HATE HER.
>>549115439>pace S>end Bam I missing some secret pace maya meta
How do I see how many fans I've contributed to my club? I wanna see if I'm being helpful or not.
>>549115856
>>549115929If you have to ask, you're not.
>>549104298Done.
>NSM doesn't activate>loseI HATE LONG SLOPPA
What does an actually good Maya look like? Anyone have one built for the upcoming longslop cup?
>>549115954
https://x.com/SugoiLITE/status/1997132318075769216Real?
>>549115929doxogenesis
Every day til you like it
>>549115975Thanks for hosting, it was a good jiggie.
>>549115975where replay
...
>>549115585It's not bad, about 2.4x of a white skill. Problem is he's gambling on it proccing alongside at least one gold but if he gets hit by any debuffs that Maya is dead. B end really hurts there.
>>549116171>It's not badit only procs midrace if you're 2nd to 4th
>>549116051I hate smug Teio and smug Teioposters so muchBut my penis loves them...
>It's one of those runs
>>549116008good source, CG has been a massive success so no reason to not start production on s2 asap
>>549114673shame thats so lq, sometimes i just go back and watch this a few times for a toe tapping smile https://youtu.be/DfEnIFV2-mc
>>549115975i kneel
just spent like half an hour in /umajp/ because i got lost
>>549116160
>>549114582If you apply game theory to this situation, then you would realize that it would be stupid to not bring at least 1 lone wolf uma to counteract someone else's uma. Since everybody is running an End Taishin, it's likely that at least 1 other trainer will have Lone wolf. It effectively doesn't matter if you bring 1, 2, or 3 lone wolves since you can count on it not activating for your own uma anyways. It's just becomes a passive defense strategy at best
>>549116284damn I completely forgot about that, it's been like 2 months since I ran Creek
>>549115857>>549115526pace maya is normal, no?>>549115621what is nsm?
>>549116419Did you get tricked?
>>549115621BOFA and Cooldown are basically the same skill, at least you get a discount on NSM
>>549116419This time I don't blame youThey have a much sexier OP
>>549114673>>549116382>all thats left is a super low res reuploadtragic...
>>549114068Two aces done, still farming the parent for the third. I've lost track how many runs I've done. I have a backup third ace but I'm not super confident in it.
>>549116382hopefully someone remakes it one day its too sovlful to let it die
>>549116535i did...
>>549116419got 'em!
Have this deleted imagehttps://twitter.com/hossimu/status/1996213251722575964
>>549116625
forever my radiant kingu
>>5491140683 generic longs. Gonna grab my loser carats and bail.My mediums are coming along nicely though.
Call me infantile, but I'm honestly surprised no one's making a deez nuts joke considering we have a skill that is known as BOFA
any other fukubros online? can we get some fukus in this thread
>>549116767I made them every day during the first few months
>>549116767whats bofa
>>549115248Roll for both Ace and CB
>>549116767>bofa deez nutsYou're not infantile. You're old.
Something about Golshi is just cursed this CM, I just can't get her any higher than this even though I know it's possible to roll higher with my cards
>>549115790https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uT1Cxyl3rr8
>>549116838Deez nutsGot 'em!
Where's bean Creek merch, Cygames?
>>549116767how new?
>>549116956What did she mean by this?
Dorija SEX
>>549116956I want to make her happy..
>>549116897>end closer inheriting u=ma2
Does a 3* URA Finale give the same stats as a 1* URA Finale?
>>549116956*dykifies her*
>>549116807I'm not a strict fukubro but I like her, here have a picture.
>>549116959I've been here all summer
>>549116807With this 7, I banish all Fuku tards from this thread
>>549117248this is my favorite rice image
>>549117303With this two I damn your account to be eternally bricked.
>>549117303Nice 7 fag.
>>549116807Here's a heroic Fuku.>>549117303Shiraoki-sama has forsaken you!
>>549116897post deck
prof of curvature or It's On! for golshi?
>>549116807https://youtu.be/QGFzkP9lfd4
>>549117303With this 3 all of you will get bronze
>>549114068Finals of some sort
>>549116807I made a Sweep folder, I really ought to make a Fuku folder.
>>549116956Ardan love and wife!
>>549117436curvature (2.4s) lasts longer than it's on (1.8s)
>>549117478the grass, quite literally, is greener on the other side of the fence, isn't it?
>>549114068I can't produce anything good for the past few days and I'll just stick with the early ones I was able to make work
>>549116767You must be new around here
>>549117303>>549117371>>549117495if 5 i go to bed. anything else i make dinner and stay up till 2>>549117537curvature has no chance of giving carryover speed because the final leg begins on a straight.
>>549114068Taishin + nig Suzuka + A pace chaser not sure who yet
My wife knows how to get dirty.
>>549116807
With this 7, I eat one of your Kita copies when you’re not looking.
>>549117630Realistically, neither has It's On
I got beat by a non-Long S S Maru cause the Ooniger pushed her up too far for anyone to catch up
>>549117417My Kita/Rice are both 0LB and I don't have Creek so this is what I've been running, I've tried slotting in Cafe SR but that makes Speed even more of a crapshoot
>>549116807hi fukubro
>have goldship daiwa ready for libraDo I want to have another ace or just wrap this up with a half ass runaway Suzuka debuffer for Daiwa?
>got the pink line on my phone>too autistic to play uma nowFuck me. Samsung shit never again.
>>549117630if golshi procs curvature early, she can overshoot her positioning for unique and get a late activation once the other golshis overtake her for a speed carryover
>>549117680she ready to say heil schmitler
>This is the princess of ireland
>>549117680
>>549117869Go fuck yourself.
>>549117864Grats on your marriage to the German!
>>549117857Soon to be my wife.
>>549117848now THIS is podracing
>>549117630very cute
Naggy uma gf
>>549117986your official wife is >>549117869 instead
Hey, you. You're finally awake.
>>549118041I didn't post that image, but I'll take a german paizuri slave wife.
>>549116008How far into the manga will we be with cour 2’s ending?
>>549118124Why is Kingu with the mares?
>>549118124king halo looks like an NPC design next to modern umas like almond eye
>>549117752I'd suggest you to try to get speed spark in there as well if you're really struggling. Then if you're getting over capping speed then try to reduce speed cards to 3 while still having the speed sparks, and get amazon in there. That's what worked for me
>>549117752you should borrow riko ssr and use your lb rice. Also taishin sucks. run 4 spd tho
>>549117857>cygames: "making Fine Motion a noble may be problematic, scrub everything">Bald translator: "LONG LIVE EIRE, SHE WILL RISE AGAIN"I thought he was a fag?
>>549114068I can't seem to make OG Teio work. I can't get a consistent results on any style but my Rudolf has been making consistent results as an End closer and she's a stamlet with 1 gold
>>549118206She's a mare in spirit.
>>549118185Eishin ASMR..
I want to cum on Suzuka's flat chest
At 1027 stam, can I get away with 1 gold recovery + 2 white? Thinking of skipping the second gold recovery to take stamina eater + another cheap white insteadUmalator seems to indicate that it would work out, but idk how reliable that is.end closer golshi btw
Rubbing my cheeks across Suzuka's mosquito bites
>>549118424Honestly, same
>>549118408Don't get greedy. You already got your official Daring Tact ASMR.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEGwrO9rYyI
>>549118424>>549118497
>>549117857>the next ruler of Ireland is a ramen obsessed ditzAre they doomed?
post your favorite eishin flash paizuri art
Fuji Kiseki post race paizuri or Eishin Flash post race paizuri?
>>549118426what's your wit? the reason it's recommended to take 2 golds is in case one whiffs
>>549118426yes,
>>549118527>Don't get greedy.No. I won't stop until every single Uma has ASMR.
>>549118157Might end at Ch 75
>>5491184261050~ stam survives on 1 gold (and an extra white if you want to account for rushed/awful)
>>549118882So they can probably get 3 seasons out of it
>>549118723
>BLACKED in less than 2 weeksbetter get all my backlog out of the way before I spend even more time on this gaymeany fellow kitalets doing the same?
you've gone undefeated with your wife right
>>549118960It's extremely simpleSeason 1 - 1988Season 2 - 1989Season 3 - 1990oguri's years always ended with arima so you don't even need to think about where to end
A good day of doing jiggies instead of fan runs. Time to sleep.
>>549119004Don't gimme that look why else would you wear your outfit like that
Please write more umafanfiction.
>>549118723Eishin.>>5491186145036221 on danbooru
Kitasan Black, I hate you...
Creek, you're like 16 years old and I'm a 30 year old man. This goo goo babies thing is really weird.
>>549114068Gave up on fronts, I will use end closer mayano
If they were to ban horse racing do you guys think it would negatively impact manlets? I mean what would they do without this sport
>>549114068I'm already set to lose or get bare minimum in B Finals. One because I'm running anime Mack who's inferior but I still like her, but this Golshi is the extent I'm willing to put in for her, when I only cared for 4 things>Long S, spurt, breaking 1k speed, and some mix of 1400-1500 stam+gutsI'd probably still try if I didn't come across those greens, but I really don't want to think about Golshi anymore, any further effort is refining this Mack and when I roll for Cafe after this weekend.
>>549119341The dictator marketplace is desperate for new blood
>>549119192
I have one gold recovery skill, End C, and a dream.
>>549119490B is one thing, but C...
>>549118238>>549118246I've been running full stamina sparks, don't know if I can get away with running some speed but I'll have to try, I managed to luckshit this Mayano in two runs somehow with the same deck so I know it's possibleMy only other speed cards of note at the moment are 0LB Kita, 0LB Biko and 2LB Brian, I'm guessing Kita is the best of these to swap out Taishin
>>549119402why are there so many anime mcqueens?
>>549119654some gaslight spreading around
>>549119521Uhhh a C Turf G End Closer Smart Falcon was winning rooms...
>>54911949038252328Libra TestBring your strongest, I want to see my King try her best,
>>549119736more like winning the STD awards, hah
I have given up
>>549119819Curren would say this
Uma earsMy tongue
>>549119837Tamamo wouldn't say this
>>549116585wtf she's sexo
I wasted a borrow on this
one more weekend before the best waifu drops
>Anime McQueen>850 stamina and 0 recoveries to proc Legacy of the StrongI am a genius
>>549119786Ain't no fucking way...The Curren gave her NSM.
>>549119786i was late...
>>549120154But Teio's already in the game?
Heads up /uma/!
>>54912030659506551One last test test then.
>>549120154Teio was a day 1 uma, bro
>>5491202971st place for first rate
>>549120297first-rate win>>549120336first-rate breasts
>>549120297
meta slaves.... not like this...
at least bot your fucking natural stamina you lazy FUCKS
>>549120297kek at least Curren make races fun, I'm having a hard time getting a good roll with her
>>549120336I love my precure addicted wife.
>>549119119like 100x
>>549120336
>>549120368Thanks anon, my sta McQueen was pretty bad (the other two were random umas)
why is the cinderella gray?
>>549120672She looks cool here
>>549120672She shouldn't do this...
>fail a 6% into a practice poorWhy is it I never high roll but always get stupid shit like this?
>>549120149Leo cup is already over bro
>>549120691i like the idea that she would knockout anyone that dares to slander kingu
>season 2 leakedMore Oguri and Belno wife, we won.
>>549117857>Finemo SRWell that's just weird.
>>549120368Rudolf got the NSM Spurt combo and it was over.
>>549119314Dangerous Uma.
>>549120368Do another bwo
>>549119526you have brian you fool. Did you fall for the assholes gaslighting shes bad? her +2 spd can carry speedget lb3.
>>549120154lmao owned by Teioposterslearn your lesson, redditcafe
>>54912093074572845Okay.
>>549120906I need to remake her so badly she only survives if she procs all her recoveries
>>549120879???
>>549117986
>>549120297>potential uma
>>549120691I can't take my eyes off her boobs..
>>549120149That is a lot of skills for a D wit
>>549120858Of course the daughter of a jobber can only speak with violence
I like to believe /uma/ is smart
>>549121079that's because violence is the only language a subhuman like you understands
>>549121013this CM is more consistent than mile but anyone can activate NSM + spurt and just win, she still wins most of the time
>>549121195I'm retarded
>>549121221Fuck you. You're lucky I don't knock you out myself.
>>549121195I'm also retarded
what card should I use for my 3rd speed card? I've gotten very middling results testing out different decks, and I'm not sure if I'm just consistently low rolling.
>>549121195You thought wrong
Are you reading through past threads you missed? What do you do when you missed like 5+?
SHOW ME YOUR LATE ACES
>>549121007
>>549121361>*crickets*
>>549117235The pig in the crystal ball holy moly this is kino
>>549121195
who do I commission to make a YMCA AMV with all the boy umas (Teio, Cheval Grand etc)
>>549120949I'd love to have her at 3LB (used her a lot in Leo Cup) but I only just now joined a real club this month (i.e. not just me and a friend) so I'm lacking in club points, she's definitely getting it once I get enough points but sadly it won't be in time for Libra
>>549120968Thought the wedding Top Gun would win since she got the NSM Spurt combo. I think the Speed difference from Gold Ship's Fall Runner, Lone Wolf. and 15 more over stat Speed did it in.
>>549121349Fuck noI don't even read anything past what the screen shows in an old thread when I joinI will ask questions even if they've already been asked and answered
>>549121267>>549121312>>549121347>>549121479You guys are fucking smart
>>549121349only to check for replies to my posts, because I'm a narcissist
>>549113720I am no longer asking.Join ウマオオオオ
>>549121349You think I have endless time dude?
>>549121338Either Brian or Bakushin
Could 3speed 2guts riko give me a decent City?
>>549121654mmmmmmmmmmmmmmnyo
WHAT THE FUCKI just read Kawakami Princess story sneak peek and liked her a lot so wanted to do just 2-3 10-rolls just for the heck of it even though I'm saving for Kitasan rerun.Then this happened
>>549121654Not while R****ji is there not even doing the bare minimum.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tB6O9MihsVghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igXO5bHjJpYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7RmGsHxv-Qhttps://youtu.be/vu1wZ0VFNXk?si=FAZp1O7H3HZI2m0Whttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBXEHLlRBj4
>>549121796Congrats on Curren!
>>549121787This uma is dangerous, I wouldn't trust her.
So Oguri Cap just couldn't win against international competition?
>>549121796XPLODE
>watch horse race livestream>jockeys hit the horsesi don't like irl horse races anymore...
>>549121796>CurrenEvery time
>>549121946istg curren is the most non-debut owned uma
> No long SSo close to perfection
>>549121814>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igXO5bHjJpY>Japan Supreme Commander>03:21HOLY FUCKING KINOSpechan beheading the frog faggot Montjeu live on stream
>>549121856The Samurai kneels to the American Cowboy, the French Cavalier, and the Arab Sheikh.
i didnt get long S so time to gamble against not-turf queens
>>549122079why does your sc have aids
Holy shit big win!60 paid carats!
>>549121918Their skin is really thick. I won't be surprised if they don't even register their "hits" (they also banned heavy whips some time ago iirc) while being adrenaline rushed and it's more of a placebo for jockeys so they can think they are doing something.
>>549122024Post deck wtf.
>>549122079brehs..
https://jiggie.fun/aHcsRA
>>549122221Another one kneels
>>549122221>>549122079
>>549122221
>>549122221can't beat the cock queen, nope
>>549122221THE EMPEROR REIGNS
Looking for an active Club.Team Ranking A, playing daily.164663
>>549122221gold city RAPED you
>>549122315The shortest trainer ID
>>549122364RAPE CITY
>>549122221i mean your team would have won if your own girl didn't job
>>549121195Thanks, bwo.
>>549122221Was Rudolf always wiping the floor with 2v3? What the fuck
>>549113881
>>549122315>>549122384828385227176Sorry I‘m stupid lmao
>>549122221i didnt think it could get worse
>>549121195I'm smart enough to fool others into believing I am smart
>>549122424Gold shit loves to job unity races for some reason Had a run where she lost all 5 and had to rely on her team to pull her through
>>549122221i wouldn't even be mad at that what makes me mad is when my girl wins her race but we end up going 1-4 anyway
>>549121654That's it I'm quitting >>549121798opemed my eyes
Imagine not only losing to all three of my C RANK plumbers, but BOTH OF YOURS TOO. Little Cocon...
>>549122221>pop all the spirit bombs on wit>why is my team always losing bros????
Danchou if I ever slack even for a day it's because it's too fucking cold and I can't get up to play in PC>just play in phoneI'll fall asleep
>>549122767NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>549122831Play Matikanefukukitaru. I can't fall asleep while she screams at me.
i dont want to grind fans for danchou anymore
>>549122891Start cracking the whip on slackers, retard. Go full Stalin on these wreckers
glad I joined a more casual club... I don't do fan grinding runs. I just train whatever I want and try to make the best umas I can
I still don't have good parents
>>549122958i was once a very kick heavy danchode when it was very easy to recruit but that's no longer the case...
>>549122974good job umanon, id like to find a decently casual club in the future as well once i have enough points
>>549123091Shimapan ear condom eroi
>>549121195your wrong about that
TAZUNA WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH /uma/ CLUB WE NEED MORE /uma/ CLUB AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>549123072That's you why you keep recruiting at 30/30 so you can shuffle out the slackers asap. There's a much higher supply of people who want to be in S rank than you think
>>549123072danchou, they've unionized..
S is for smelly rank
>>549123182
Does Shatterproof actually do anything?
DURA EREDE RACING NOW DURA EREDE RACING NOW
>>549123072I'd quit if my S rank club danchou gives this take about slackers. If they can slack I'll slack is what I'll think
>>549123235I'm going to sniff your fukushoes.
>>549123195>S-Rank /uma/ club falling apart in real timeI do not think this bodes well for new /uma/ clubs
>>549123235I'm already applied to /uma/ club
>>549123294It's one of the most dead skills ingame
Anus Fujin
>>549122924Danchou get his ass
THAT FUCKING NIGGER THREW HIS HORSE OVER 11 WTF THAT CAN'T BE LEGAL
Mambo
>>549123357It's only one club. And it's a hold over from umaJP. Another S rank will rise from the ashes
>>549121654Embarrassing
>>549123323please don't
>>549123294If it activates you've already lost
I only earn 1.5m fans a week, which club should I join?
Stayer Stakes (G2) 3600M in 5 minuteshttps://kick.com/b01doghoshonsehttps://en.netkeiba.com/race/shutuba.html?race_id=202506050111Top 5 Favorite:1. Chrominence - Manhattan Cafe2. Hohelied - Stay Gold, Air Groove3. Chuck Nate - (no uma relation)4. Vermicelles - Gold Ship, Stay Gold, Mejiro McQueen5. Meiner Campana - Gold Ship, Stay Gold, Mejiro McQueen
>>549123562DANCHOULETS GET S RANK DANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUU
>see people running Brian>start using it too>I'm actually able to cap speed nowHoly shit
>>549123294Only if you had a late start it can help you recover your position, but at that point you are probably dead already, so it's a waste of points
>>549123201>There's a much higher supply of people who want to be in S rank than you thinkW-where?>>549123314Last month was a special case imo since the Top 100 line was much lower than the previous month. I had originally planned the quota around the assumption that 2b+ would be needed for Top 100 again but it was much lower.That being said I'd still like to keep a standard so that we don't end up in scenarios where we're teetering at rank 10X and have to last-minute breakthrough. Although farming 70 million fans in a week to last minute maintain Top 100 was kind of exhilarating it's also stressful for everyone to be in that position... The problem just ultimately stems to not enough people available methinks.
>>549123619mambo
>>549123594
>Those who want to live, let them fight, and those who do not want to fight in this world of eternal struggle do not deserve to live.
>>549123530kek
I don't get it, what's happening with /Uma/ Club?
random question but are the jobber npc umas like one inch of love preset or do they get randomized features each time?
How do you proc NMS? I see my goldship sometimes doesn't proc it.
>>549123656what were you using before that you couldnt cap speed with and what card did you replace
>>549123672>W-where?rhymes with Ford
>>549123530could use golshi shopped onto vegeta but still good
>>549123751Preset.
>>549123619It appears that Mambo is always the answer (The club is full tho).
>>549123530very nicei giggled
>>549123626That + Melli at the same time is going to be a trip
Huh? I thought Brian's welfare SSR is bad. It has 2 speed bonus
>>549123706Nah I'll be comfy at my desk job while you go die in a battlefield in the middle of nowhere for some billionaire jack off
>>549123530beautiful....
>>549123530Bejitabros..
good nightthanks for making today less miserable
>>549123619honsefun had a spot but its also full now it seems
Oh no... Spe is cute...
>>549122214It's this. Screnshot is from a different attempt tho
>>549123809...Sword?
>>549123885
CM 2 is now live
>>549123809I'm a Chevy guy myself
Finally a good Mcfatty
>>549122364I'd thank her for it
>>549123619A and A+ club should be for you. B+ belows are more comfy and have some potential flatlines but if you don't mind they probably should still have slots open. CloverClub was still recruiting yesterday if you're fine with B. Though I really want their danchou to kick real flatline and aim for B+ higher instead. Looking at their club chart in doxxgenesis is very unappealing for new members
>>549123809lord...
I look the like of #1
>>549123952i love them
>>549124006>he fell for the country bumpkin
>>549124125>A and A+>for 1.5m fans a WEEKAnon that dacchi is getting 6m ~ 7.5m fans a month.
>>549124113>thanking your rapistshe'd call you creepy and gross
>>549121654Why aren't you guys S+ like the other one?
>>549123952Goodnight
Does anyone know where to find PDFs of the Uma Musume art books?
>I get 1.5m fans daily just by doing borrow runswtf are you guys doing
>>549124054
>>549124263unity cup
>>549124263doing borrow runs
how about trying on that old swimsuit...
>>549124190>for 1.5m fans a WEEKFuck I thought daily. He should join CloverClub then
>>549124112powerletGOD
>>549124250S+ is like what, 100m average per member?Maybe if I one day stopped caring and just botted 600m fans a month
>>549124263Taking it easy.
>>549124263Fapping to Grass Wonder
>>549124112if you can build a large enough lead, that low power shouldn't matter
>>549123626Air Groove won
>>549124263running all 3 triple crowns because it's good skillpoints and good affinity if the run goes to shit and you try to salvage a sparkfarm out of it.
>>549123672You could motivate your members to at least do X amount weekly or if available so you wouldn't be having such a hard time maintaining the rank or stressing over it. Well, farming fans really is exhausting and why I joined a more casual club. The difference in reward isn't worth it.
>>549124362>If you gaze long enough into a buhi, the buhi will gaze back into you.
>>549124341My kraut wife's fat tits...
>>549124351It's not my fault that bursts refused to go on power and Kitasan refused to go on speed
>>549124362No, that's SS.S+ is probably something like 70m per member, with the usual 1-3 members doing like 100m.
>>549122364>>549122406>>549124113
>>549124418My heroes..And Admire Vega
>>549124125I think this will be outdated next month
>>549124375I CAN SEE IT
>>549123816thank you, anon
rudolf NEVER fucking wins any career races
>>549124554
>>549124574how so
>>549123626a mare's victory, the future of Umamusume is bright
>>549124125I wonder if we mambros can hold on to A?
>>549124632One of those clubs will disband or fall out of placement
>>549124240she's the one who raped a creepy grossoid like me so...
Yeah yeah I vibe with this onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdqrHp4HHdkHigh SSR, I like it
>>549124674Believe in Aelred. It's his turn to carry this month
>lowest member has like 17mHoly fuck...
ButThis is URAHow was 400 speed not enough for a classic year spring g1?
>>549124626
So if you switch clubs, do you take your "fans so far that month" into the new club? Or are you back at 0?
more power..
45 dayswe need to accelerate
>>549124814how is that impressive when they all bot
>>549124860Back to 0 BUT you'll be fucking your old club with your fan count disappearing. That's a plus if you're evil. Like, earning a lot for mambo and quitting 3 days before the 15th
>>549124860No they are gone and you have to start over again>>549124810Imagine that...
>>549124054>>549124265she's... too bright...
>>549124814this shit is a joke
>>549124860That's how we're unionizing. We can't gain too many fans before the 14th less it looks suspicious.
>>549124814yeah, there is no way human can do 100M in 4 days
>>549124814So why isn't Cygames doing anything? Did Grubbletards lie to me?
>>549124982
I'm so tired of being a speedlet. I don't have a single King Halo or Sweep Tosho. I don't have a single MLB speed card at all actually despite throwing 600 rolls into support cards. Even when I run 4 speed cards including a borrowed Kitasan I only cap speed in maybe 1 out of 5 runs. The rainbows never cooperate, and the lack of MLB SRs means I don't get speed bonus when I use them.Please pray for my Kitasan rerun rolls, I'm giving up on Dober for it.
>>549124814>sovless chinkbot club
>>549123530He got some good hits in though!
>>549125071Can we see your cards
>>549124674mambodanchou I'm requesting a security clearance P.U.C.C.I. threat escalation, the fate of 4chans uma spirit relies on us... We have to use... THAT
>>549123530NOT TODAY
>>549124929>>549125014>>549125018>>549125106I think he's just a no lifer guys...
>>549124574Is this gonna be another promised club drama
>>549125014ACTUALLYIf you are just that bored with life and hate yourself you can realistically get 2m an hour with fan runsIf you play for 16 hours straight that is 32m fans a dayIf you bot like these guys do you could realistically get 48m fans a day but that might actually trigger some flag so 17m might be more realistic.t. did 17m fans in one day before while playing on and off through the day
>>549125191>ENTER
>>549125204>Indog
>>549124625i really don't get it. why is it so hard for rudolf to win her races
The one Ace fan here will love this, Natsumi Fujiwara nailed it, she has improved so muchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwpAOX_YkLQ>>549124982Class rep Top Road is incredible...
>>549125191Oguri still got it...
>>549125071> I don't have a single MLB speed card at all Bro your welfare Spechud / Brian / Goldshi ?
i think /uma/ is in the top 1% of players in global
>>549125204Doing 5m runs daily already exhausts the fuck out of me. No way a human can do 100m in a week
>>549125204>indonesiani understand now
>>549125275no power
>>549125245Are you the haruposter from the other day who was having a schizophrenic break while paying carats to refill his tp
>>549125206Nyes. If there is none I will create it
>>549125369i have more power than special week
>>549125275pace or late?
>>549125370no im the umao danchode who did 70m in 1 week while waging
>>549125405but spe is on pace and rudolf is on late
>>549125349I can do 10m on a day I'm not working and bored. It isn't too bad if you're watching a movie or something. I did 8m yesterday while re-watching The Departed.
>>549125382I will be waiting for it
please get a tripcode
>>549125349Same, don't tell danchode but I'm still doing 2x runs
>>549125204>IndogOh...
>>549125470surely having extra 300 on speed and stam compensates for that, right?
>>549125451Rip. Sleep well tired danchode.
>>549125337my greatest achievement is that i'm rank 307 on team trials
>>549125524that was for Octoberi slept well through November ty
>>549124819im 95% sure that career sometimes just fucks you over for races you don't have A aptitude in.
My danchou is stronger than your danchouHe could beat your danchou in a fight easily
>went from B club to A>club points goes up 5x the rateSo this is what having an active club is like
>>549123739>/Uma/ ClubNothing except for the fact that they need like 10 more spots to open up to satisfy the needs of S-rank anons comming out of the rock they’ve been hiding in apparently.Also no one is talking about them specifically right now that’s why you don’t see the capitalization in any post you stupid goose, just /uma/ clubs in general.
personally i think we should host a granblue vs rising tournament between danchous to determine the strongest danchou in the cygamesverse
>>549125604i dance like this
>>549124008Okay well i can't do that
>>549125604I like how she learned these dance moves from King Halo. Her career is so much fun.
>use riko recreation because bad turn>mood down event after her eventi hate it
Post something cute
>>549125171noDon't ask me how many times I've rolled Hishiama and Tachyon dupes. It's in the dozens, I think. I've had to turn so many of them into gold cleats. I'm on my hands and knees begging for anything but them.>>549125330I don't count the welfares because they're not as good as actual SSRs at the equivalent uncap, at least Special Week sure isn'tI do use Brian, haven't bothered uncapping the last level because it's 3000 club points just for slightly better hints
>>549125698something cute
>>549125521not with this games rng. especially if youre running late
>Blondie beaten by Grass>The black one is 8thlmao
>>549125541woohoo
>>549125604i made this mp4, its good to see it even made tracks on /v/
>>549124819Look kid, sometimes bad things happen, and there's nothin you can do about it, right?WRONG!When the world turns its back on you, YOU TURN YOUR BACK ON THE WORLD.
>>549125698
>>549124814>Rank 1pfft
Clubs where I can regularly flatline and get away with it because I ERP with Danchou?
>>549125717Thank you prez.
>>549125728The black one is 4th though
>>549125781WalnutAffection
>>549125719should i run pace rudolf then? i feel like i'll never proc my unique if i did that
"Yeah I do main end closers"
>>549125706>at least Special Week sure isn'tIt's the best statswise out of the welfare cards imo, comparable to some mlb speed SRs
>>549125349>>549125014Anons here have already been sharing their 1M+ fan runs before, if you're paying half attention without being too optimal you can do 2 runs an hour.If you play 12-14 hours, which I would assume a good number of us know have done for a game before, you get 25M fans a day.While it's still probably botted, I think it's easy to forget that playing a single game for that many hours is something that many degens do.
>>549125873i always run pace early, usually switch to late at kikkua for stam. 400-500 pwr for late to be more reliable from my exp
>>549125597She had an A thanks to parents, so I really don't know what was up (she herself is supposed to be a parent for Cafe, but this run is apparently cursed [the ride hasn't ended])>>549125757Thank you for your input, Neicha
>>549125809The other one, the one that will be forgotten once MANT is here
>>549125931show me your carat stash for cafe
>>549125873never run career on late.if you have C or better in pace or front, use them instead and forsake your unique and only consider running as late or end if you don't have the stamina to survive KKS/TSS.Just remember to switch to your real style for the ura finale finals so the game remembers your running style correctly on career clear.
>>549125451This is what my danchou should doWages in the morning to whale for umas at night.He needs to keep up with the only other whale Ralkos.
Where's the promised /uma/ club drama
>>549125957I think I may have been the first to post a 1m fan run here that I originally did for fun though top 10 club whales were probably on this since July
>>549126112I ate it.
>>549126112Your mother and I are getting a divorce.
The club I joined week 1 of global imploded since more than half of the members stopped logging in, Any clubs with space?Most of the clubs in the sticky seem full. I mostly care about Club Point income.828309694841
>>549126112Umaooo is going to end because no one wants to touch that club with a 10-foot poleSo /uma/ will be left with a single S rank clubQuestion is what's gonna happen to all the club members from umaooo
fat fuck
>>549126205Can you do 50-70M?
enough of this maruzensky crap.I wanna see your 1m fan runs on your oshi, waifu, daughterwife, whatever. Your favorite is good enough to pull it off, right? Who has a 1m fans run on something that isn't a metafag or redditor pick?
>>549123952good night umanon i hope whatevers going on gets better
>>549126205This >>549126284 is the ウマオオオオ danchodeAvoid
>>549126331what if my oshi is maruzensky huh
>>549126368wao and she just did it like that!
>>549126120Yeah I don't know the upper limit of what whales can do, and if we assume it's not botting then the kind of player that can get 25M a day is probably just a "rich" kid who doesn't know any better and plays this game for around 10 hours a day. It's not that hard to believe tbdesu.
>>549126331It's pretty easy with Bakushin, since you only need 333,334 fans per career to hit a million.
>>549126056>CShe's not an end closer. Need to save for Sweep and Orfevre
>>549126169
Nice, we just passed last week's retention line.
>>549126378that's not me...
>>549126447Then post a sexy pic of her
>>549126502her valentine version is
>>549126331my wife isn't in game yet doe
>>549126502you know B is fine for end? also her ult is more restrictive but better than golshis
>>549126368
>>549126603But I might have to paypig on the others if I go for her...
>>549126331She is not in the global version yet, and I don't want to sit on my desktop to take a screenshot of my jp account sorry bwo
>>549126169>>549126528FUCK! Thank you 4chinz!
>>549126112i think my danchou makes passive aggressive comments in a gsheet about me being 25m ish monthly but little do they realize ive not viewed it in months
>>549125451danchad, sleep well okay?
>>549126147YOU DON'T EAT THE RAW PUMPKINS! fuckin' umas, man...
>second Long S rudolf to miss a gold recoveryfuck man I genuinely want to cry what the shit
Guys I’ve grinded and grinded but I don’t have any CM aces. I might be stuck at graded B finals this cm….
>>549126872horses love raw pumpkin
>>549126686isn't sweep like 4+m away and orv like years?
>>549126957now you run your oshi and get that winning concert easy
good morning anons, how was your sleep
>>549126958what the fuck is a horse? (I figured it was something like that)
>>549122043unironically
>>549126872Cry about it
>>549126957I've run like 3 runs for each and got 4 umas that can finish the race. Good enough.CM got boring.
>>549126147cute
>>549126284A week? I don't know, I mostly do spark runs and cm ace runs. Haven't done fancount runs.Is there anyway to track how much I'm doing besides checking veteran umas
>>549127016going to sleep soon but I'm glad the week is through and I can chill this weekend
>my golshi won 3 out of 5 S filled lobbies Good enough, I'll hand off for now. Rabbit tactic doesn't work much but my golshi is reliable
It's kind of problematic that we have an S+ and an S club with both having similar quotas.If I was to give up the comfyness of my A+ club then I'd only consider joining the S+ club. Now I don't feel like bothering with the lesser S club.
I want danchou to take me while the flatliners watch
>>549127134show golshi and deck, don't if oinker
>>549127061why are they fighting for a small piece while the whole thing is near? Are they stupid?
>>549127061
>>549127204yes they are stoopid
>>549127147Why do you think Ralkos is leaving?
>>549127264>>549127287heh
uh oh, I'M SORRY DANCH
Nothing ever happens
>>549127016>morningyike
I NEED TO BREED DOBER FOR MY LATE GAMBLERS NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW
>>549127189Got lucky on the Riko banner but that's it
>>549127147It's not that big of a deal. It is what it is when there is 60 anons who want to be in a S rank club. There has to be multiple clubs.
>>549127264>>549127287
When Unity first came out I used to be able to max out speed with only 2 speed cards but now I can't do it anymore.
Molesting ScarletWhy is she so fucking sexy?
>>549127428show skills?
>>549127360damn this dude got candlejacked by his club le
>>549127385>being a mutt>being asian (indoturd)>unironically using "yike"cringing away famalan ngl frfr
>>549127428>>549127530old screenshot, add end corners + sympathy
>>549127570oof
>>549127385get with the times, anon, its almost 8 am
>>549127557his team rank is showing so he just doxxed himse
>>549127482My highest rating for an ace attempt was the attempt that I did without knowing any skills that I should aim for and that was even before CM5 ended. It's still the highest till today and I can't even come close to it
>>549126952Deck?
>>549127482You had wit cards.
Remembering that I have free will and can just quit careers that aren't going well instead of forcing myself to slog through for a mere 1* wit makes this kusoge a lot more tolerableI've quit 2 careers todayFuck the fansFuck danchode
>>549127805danchou get him
>>549127712
>>549127805Fuck teio
I'm so tired, boss...
>>549127805Those careers you quit were the ones that were randomly going to give you 3*potential sparks for race length, strategy, and unique skill
I give up on the other 2 "aces" desu this CM sucks
>>549127861Pray to Iron Will to proc at mid-race
>>549127805you never know when you might get 10 turns of triple rainbows in a row
>>549127915Maybe if you used 2 power cards instead of 4 fucking speed cards, you could make something worthwhile
>>549127861how the fuck did you hit that much stam, did you exclusively take stam sparks?
Chrono stalking you!
>>549127862I was so excited to find the source for all these until I did.
>>5491280381 of many
>>549128060Were they good?
>>549127986How else am I suppose to FACKING CAP SPEED WITHOUT SPEED. 20% speed umas fucking suck
>>549127939y-yeah.. if she ever finishes the event >>5491279894 speed 11 stam
>>549127805I only quit one career and it was during the first time I got the acupuncturist event, clicked the first option unknowingly and she raped the Bourbon I was training, I got so depressed that I quit, I still struggled to complete careers back then and would have definitely failed it anyway. Now even if things go bad I stick witn it
I'm seeing a lot of niggas hit 1100+ stam while taking 4 speed cards and only 1 stam, am I going insane, what the fuck is going on, why did I even fucking bother taking 2 stam cards
tact wife
>>549128106nta but it's trash
>No Long SFuck, also she's pretty dumb
>>549128106Like one was but it was still blacked so not for me. Might be for someone, not for me.
>>549126984I also need to pull on Kitasan (card)...
>>549127910>3* sparks>shit affinity
>>549128170stam sparks and riko
>>549128170Super Creek with Riko can get stam up to 1100 she's truly the GOAT card
PLACE YA BETS
>>5491283473rd place
>>549128170I'm >>549127915It was Stam sparks/Riko/Super Creek and bursting on Stam often
>>549128347P2
>>549128347BELEEB!
>>549128347HOPEFULMy Halloween Laisu rarely jobs for some reason
>>549128347win
I will go full gamble and use BOTH speed Golshit and Brian
>>549128170Here's mine >>549128185Super Freak is too good
Hey /uma/! The Champions Cup dirt G1 is this Sunday. Here’s the list of the entrants, as well as the training video from each horse if you’d like to see how they run. Hope to see you there!Stream link:https://kick.com/b01doghosJRA training video:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xa4nHM9QiMQ
>>549124418I just finished Road to the Top. I watch anime while on the exercise bike and Umamusume is a cheat code for letting me push harder. I went 15 minutes longer than my usual stop time so I could finish it. Cute movie. NTR is great but Doto was my favorite part.
>>549128439because she has 2 uniques in one. a gold heal and a 5s .25 speed buff. Imagine if gold ship's unique also healed 3.5%
>>549128347Easy win
>>549128489>Helios is the most bingo ass horse on this chart I choose the gyaru
Guess I have to try during the day when more danchous are awake>>5491283472nd
>>549128602You're thinking of another uma anon. She doesn't have a speed buff
>>549128602The speed buff isn't in global yet I believe
>>549128636CloverClub was still looking for members yesterday not sure if they're full now. Just gotta warn you their club is full of flatliners
>debuff right before a one of rudolf's triple crown racesEVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME
OMNOMNOM
>>549128759Huh she actually do have one
>>549128849Need loud heel uma gf
>>549128759god i keep gaslighting myself because i always used to switch to jp to look at upcoming umas instead of check the upcoming umas box on global.
>>549129002Translate it, gookaboos
>>549129065The pleasure of being cummed inside
>>549129160I BELIEVE!
>>549129160DO NOT
>>549129160
>>549129160Raped by Tamamo Cross
>>549129259The STRONGEST
>>549129160DONT TRY IT!
>>549128489LET'S GO WILSON TESOROCROIX MIGHT HAVE FAILED BUT YOU CAN STILL PROVE THE RIGHTEOUSNESS OF THE KITASAN-BAKUSHIN BLOODLINEGO WILSON TESORO!!!!!!!!!
>>549128554I'm glad you enjoyed it
>>549129160has someone in the general beaten the turf rapists
>>5491287721/3rd of club flatlining is better than 2/3rd of a club flatlining.I'd be content ok with 20/30 active players anything to avoid the random C club roulette or fall into a club forced to use d*scord
>google play has a 20% off for Uma when purchasing on PCMust not pig out
>>549129414Plenty of people haveOnly thing I haven't seen is someone beat Oguri Cap (as in peak) while she's on the Turf Queens' side.
>>549127225Why is she leaning forward like that?
the value!
>>549129414I have only beaten them once.
>>549129524Because she's not a kid anymoreChrist, anon, can't you read?
>>549129414Plenty have done it, I have done it myself tooThere is a trick you can do as is stealing some of their stronger aces like Oguri, Maruzen and RudolfNPC Oguri is the hardest one to beat
>>549129414I've beaten them during the time aoharu was released. I was playing blindly so I didn't know you wasn't supposed to fight them and wasn't supposed to go full 1 1 1 1.
>>549129315
Is there anything like a "career calculator" where you can input your desired end stats, your cards, and go turn by turn to calculate the most optimal actions for you to take each turn to reach your stat goal?
>>549129414Sure, but most anons that post them get their ass beaten. Even less win against Oguri Cap as in peak tho.
>>549129656She's asking for it.
>>549128060where'd you find it?
>>549129775Will you?
>>549129775Yeah to move in with you!
Damn anons weren't kidding when they said career pays for itself.
>>549129414I've beaten them once or twice but only because I bothered to prioritise training bursts over those times.
>>549129160bwo you get the same benefits if you beat the middle one
>>549129414
>>549129594>Christ, anon, can't you read?No
Tama-chan a big cute!even if she is midget
>THIS is the best Spark set in 21 runsMy first 3* and once again there are no sparks for ANY G Races what the flip
>>549130010THE STRONGEST
>>549129903Of course
>>549130039Why are you sparking using Bakushin
>>549129656what an evil horse
>>549130010TOTALER FLASH SIEG!
Why is she such a crackhead
>>549129903>>549129905Where can I find a Tamamo wife?
>>549130010The legendary ALL-ROUNDER
>>549130010SIEG
>>549130110She is one of my favourite Umas is she bad or something?
>>549130173well there was one in a rock but she got out
>>549128143>He doesn't know despite having MLB speed cardsSo this is brain of /uma/...
>>549130229her unique is pretty bad, her compatibility in general is pretty low, and she doesn't have access to medium/long G1s
>>549130229She has bad compatibility with most honses so you'll be left with triangle or circle compatibility in total when using her as parent
>>549130173At the local mall, stealing leftovers from the food court (I'm still laughing from the broke ass anons and their stories at last night's thread)
>>549130173I need an poorfag wife NOW
>reach orange bond mulitple turns before new year>Riko's date event triggers 1 turn after New Year>miss out on new year bonusThis god damn game
>>549130284She even bought flowers.
>>549130284What is I don't want to get married to Dia-chan? Do I even have a say in this matter?
>>549130429Are you her trainer?
>>549130307holy shit you weren't kidding
Which one of these does the game do?
>>549130441Yes.
>>549130284Based Dia chan
>>549130467And yet people who spend are the pigs
>>549130501Right
>>549130467i desire this
>hopeful stakes in 2 turns>this stat lineso this is the power of using THAT
>>549130506Hope you don't mind moving to Cuba.
Potential bwos??
>>549130607if you're running MLB Kitasan literally shut the fuck up
>>549130506Trainer-san... I'm afraid the arragements were made the second her debut training started...
>>549130629I may have to go to the authorities...
Usable for Libra?
>>549130657>he refuses to spend carats>he undermines others' achievements due to his shortcomingsnot very cash money of you
>>549130467>TFW no food insecure to batch cook meals for in exchange for blowjobs
Choose your fighter
Do not trust Dia, she's scheming something.
>>549130467there is more of that in the thread, do a full compilation
>>549127805I play it through if it's bricked in senior.Earlier I give up.
>>549130720>"he refuses to spend carrats"Where did I say that you fucking retard
>>549113720Bring Riko’s support card and no event triggers until the end, what’s the point of this
>>549130808Oguri Cap as in peak.
>>549130843then why do you cry about someone else having kitasan?
My dumbass just realized after playing for months that Teio and Rudolf only wear a side cape and each wears them in opposite side of each other's
>>549130808Vodka looks way too goofy with that fit
>>549130890Are you genuinely retarded? I spent my carrats but I got shit luck, so now I'm stuck waiting until the 18th to spark on Kita again
>>549130808Biwa
we're running out of image slot
>>549130965how shit, let's see it
>super uber low roll runI'm pressing the button danchou
>>549128170If i can hit 1000+ stamina as F2P, you can too
how many gold recoveries do I need I'm going to run tachyon next cm?
>>549130808
>>549130808Who's top right?
I think I'm going to try winning mile or sprint cm using only welfares (excluding borrow slot).
>>549130808What did they have to do Vodka dirty like that bwos...
>>549130987Not him but here's mine. 400 pulls on Kita and 140 pulls on Riko. Not pictured but speed/king/rob roy/top gun SRs are all maxed
>>549130987These are all my non Guts SSRs, I am FUCKED
>>549131139>>549131147wow you guys did get fucked, I got 3LB kita on the first 200 pulls then got another kita on a pull ticket a couple days later. Alright, I formally apologize for giving you shit. I'm sorry.
>>549131214EXPLODEI got no Kitasan from 200 pulls and had to spark. Yolo'd another 100 from all the giveaways and still none
>>549131147>ShakurShe really is the poster uma of a bricked account, eh? But I'm not very different from you anon, may we all have luck in the upcoming rerun
>>549130984doto love
>>549131071anyone? or show me how did you build your pacer?
>>549130808oguri cap as in CUTE!
>>549130808easiest choice of my life
>>549131082Mejiro Bright
>>549131307The medium one? Maybe a gold or two whites. Tachyon got one build in already.
>>549130707umadachis please i need the A finals carat reward for my tama funds
>>549131307I don't run Tachyon but if her unique recovery is consistent and at level 4 then you'd only need around 950 stamina and no other recovery
>>549130808biwa and daiwa look the besti don't really care about the rest
>>549130819my penis is out, when is she going to tend to it
Let me show you how properly bricked (except Super Creek) deck looks like. And I'm going to continue playing like this just to see what happens.
>>549131431Uhhh, a middle schooler wouldn't know how to do that. Go as one of the ningen trainers.
>>549130808>out of all these only 3 are meta viablegrim
>>549131415But what about the possibility of debuffers? I always try to grab a discounted white or two for safety
>>549130010>Digitan smoking Oguriugh...it's just so umazing...
>>549131502>for next CMIgnore my advice then. I thought for this CM. I don't know shit yet about the next CM
wyell?are you gonna bake or what?
>>549131594>>549131594>>549131594
>>549130808>those garters on sounds of earthjesus lord hold me
>>549131741Instead of being held, you need to get your eyesight checked
>look at my bricked deck guise>3lb creek
>>549129680thats called your brain