>play chesshttps://chess.comhttps://lichess.org>join our team and tournaments for some reasonhttps://lichess.org/team/vietnamese-basket-weaving-forum
Melty imminent. Don’t let him thread split
the fucking annoying poojeetess needs to be banned from commenting anything
>>549379549Yep, won’t listen to anything she commentates now. Full stop.
>>549379489>falling for pbt and larpov schizo babble no one gives a shit lol
>>549379549>>549379625the pro stream should have leko and some other strong GM you don't need to subject yourself to the poojeeta and the cancer ecelebs
>>549379625I checked and Chess24 has Leko and Polgar so the event is saved,
Wait what event are you guys talking about
>>549380040https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXEmkqnVr_o
>>549379308Chess would be a lot better if it incorporated sexy anime girls and gambling
Fishcerandom is the future of high level competitive chess, btw. I love these events.
>>549379308Previous>>548618025
>>549380096Oh shidd had no idea
>>549380218Not really, standard chess will always be the main chess. 960 is too different
>added shit dot cum above lichess>removed chess general from subject>no link to previous threadsomeone make a real thread
GM Canty and Nemo is the best commentary team
Why'd they cut back the starting time so drastically? This is the one format where every classical game is guaranteed to be fun and they make it rapid for no reason. They also switched formats between events defeating the purpose of the grand slam concept. Disappointing. It's still gonna be good and I'll always be grateful for them doing a normal stream beside the casual one.
on one hand the FIFA stats are cringe as fuck on the other I kinda wish .scam made it a feature to see mine
>>549380648It’s probably part of Magnus’s philosophy to make chess more friendly to zoomer spectators
What time does it actually start? Do I have time to eat
>>549380585Just let the retard have his moment.
>>549379489
Holy autist walk Arjun
>>549381003try making a tg chess general without the reddit rentry and see how quick the tranny janny deletes it and bans you here people just tell you are a retard for putting the edition in the subject
Looks beautiful there, nevertheless I shan’t be visiting South Africa, thank you.
>>549380585True aryans play on CC. Licheat is a site for browns and redditoids.
>its another jeet runs the clock down in a m1 position episodeGetting sick and tired of chess.com. Does this shit happen in lichess?
>>549381618is this the new bait?
We live in such a kino time for chess. Imagine having access to Fischer, Tal and Petrosian analyzing positions. Take a moment to be thankful
>>549381760It's not bait if it's true brownie. At least on CC I get my points refunded when I lose to a cheater. What do you get on Lichess? A free trans flag flair?
>>549381936Bodied that redditor
>Hans by himself:(
lichess had more russians and europeans and .scam has more jeet, amerimutts and brazialians see for yourselfhttps://www.similarweb.com/website/lichess.org/#geographyhttps://www.similarweb.com/website/chess.com/#geographysay what you want about refunds and cheat detection but .scam is objectively the browner site, it's not debatable
>>549381760You could say it's bait on demand.>>549379308Previous thread: >>548618025
GOATAKIR GOATAROV
>>549382891this nigga thinks paying for his kike.scam membership makes him an aryan warrior he doesn't give a fuck about objectivity
FatHam Madpoointheloo
KWABSOODLOO
>>549382891>>549384043Proving my point here. If anything playing on the site with more browns makes me a true Aryan because I can slay more of them.
>>549384638Holy based
Why isn’t Magnus’ rival in this tournament?
>>549385060Stop baiting the hikaru schizoI get it's funny to make him lose his mind on demand but the endless arguments make the thread unreadable
Not enough time too many blunders
I want to cum between mommy polgars tits.
>>549387660Yeah it’s dumb frankly, might as well have played this online
>>549387660Nah, this is really good. Classical is beyond boring and blitz is not even chess.
I want to cum inside Fiona Steil-Antoni
Making the rapid round robin only count for the seeding is too low stakes, which they have to know since in the last event they had added players and made the bottom finishers get eliminatedI guess they reverted to this to save money but it's lame
>>549388602terrible taste
>>549388087>Classical is beyond boringAudiobook enjoyer detected
>>549381805You don't have to imagine.
Leko’s disappointed af damn
>Keymer
>>549379308>che$$cum in OPKYS
>>549388731You probably masturbate to hentai.
>>549389886you say that like its a bad thing
Tf is going on with the fat
>crying about losing to "cheaters" instead of posting about your OTB experiences
Nepodloo
I gotta say fitbros, it's way too cold to run in shorts. That was a blunder.>>549390747Good post.
>>549379308Sagarsirs? Has /ourpoo/ overstepped the line this time?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhUbnT66J2I
>>549392668kek that sissy faggot eriGAYsi
mokemaniacs why is our guy such a jobber?
Chess spoke for itself
sometimes I feel philidor players study the losing side of morphy games
>>549394512
>>549393756this shit's for show, he's just warming up
Will the knockout portion be Classical?
>>54939497330+15
chess mafia does it again
>>549395652Good enough. that’s a relief
>>549394512>you say philidor>opponent plays 1...e5>I close the gif
>>549396895Good enough, really? The one time 120+30 would be justified and they pull this borderline rapid bullshit.
>>549397208https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philidor_Defence
>>549397208>>549397727I know what the philidor defense is HOWEVER, if he plays 1...e5 he is either going for the exchange variation or he is playing a garbo version, therefore I close the gif.
jobiano jobuana
Sindarov sounds like a fire starter Pokemon
How’s everybody doing today?-Kev
Low blood sugar?
Good how about you?-Jeff
>>549407185I’m not bad. I think 4chan was down for a bit. I was shaking with panic not knowing what to do.-Kev
>>549406116KWAB
Guess the glicko2 3 min liblitz.
>>549409408ugly ass pieces
>>549409408>those fancy backwards knight moves2000+
>>549409408You can get away with some hilariously tempo wasting shit in these pawn-mover openings.
>>549397208yeah I don't play against 2500 players with an actual chuddy repertoire to draw with black. This is the philidor to me. If they start with d6 I play f4 g4 h4 and what happens, happens
>>549411396GMs use it to win on demand.
we back
>>549412024no joke tho why do you guys know the theory? As an open game chad I don't see why would someone strong ever consider a low test move like 1. d6
>>549413528>1. d6Low IQ
>>549407351All good! It came back again. Haha-Jeff
>>549415223Any idea what happened? Did the jannies get hacked again? Haha -Kev
quarter finals will be:sindarov-parham levon-hansarjun-keymermagnus-fabi
>>549417985No, it was a normal update. I also like playing the London and the Caro-Kann. Gothamchess is my favorite chess content creator, I think he'll become a GM this coming year. Alright, time to go SACRIFICE THE ROOOOK! and impress m'chess lady.-Jeff
>>549418358this would've been so much better with young guys vs old guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Yw3NGilCLs>super gm jobs to a cm playing a meme gambitWTF?
>>549419839I unironically like this guy, keep up the chess improving Jeff-Kev
Bump time.
>>549427783Post a challenge, seems like a better more organic way to bump the thread.
>>549427783is that baby magnus?
Gonna take a break and play some libads so I can listen to the fuentes interview and not have to think
>>549432185did you hear his receent take on predator pauchers? fuentes is truly a god among men and the perfect background for chess playing
>>54943143613 year old Magnus playing against 21 year old Aronian with 16 year old Nakamura in the background.
>>549432539I didnt but there's some gold in this interview, its making me want to play e4
>why yes I'm a trad racist far right winger that's why I'm a fan of this gay mexican e-celebAmerimutts are so hopeless it's not even funny anymore
>>549435031im not even American im from India
I will not care about schizo60
>>549443556*freestyle
>>549420902shamefur dispray
so why is everyone so interested in chess now? is it just the same type of people who were super into f1 for a while? did chess finally adapt to eceleb drama? no hate, just curious
>>549435031He doesn't have any trad right wing American fans though? Grok is Fuentes a Jewish name?>>549427783Somehow kid Hiki is even more punchable
>>549447928I think the interest started during covid and the Queen's Gambit miniseries.
>>549447928there was the stockfish cheating scandal during this year's spring, and the youtube videos about it managed to break into the normie sphere
>>549450907>>549449946cool thanks you two
Bros... I think it is seriously time to study the Dutch Defense
>>549462528The dutch is pretty underrated and has a lot of positives from the black side.>takes d4 players out of their wheelhouse>it's really 3 separate variations, each with their own strengths and weaknesses>which also gives black some flexibility in dealing with white's setup>can be somewhat treated like a system opening against all white first moves other than 1.e4
>>549464506>>takes d4 players out of their wheelhouseI'll continue playing London. What are you going to do about it, little dutch boy?
>>549462528ik ga akoord
Winning in the Dutch produces dopamine like no other opening. Especially against people like >>549464795I don't know what makes it so based
Everyone forgot about Danya??
>>549464795Win the end game
>>549467960still the same og but he's been lowkey
>>549467960who?
>>549469305He’s was the Anakin of chess and Kramnik is Palpatine
>>549469504Somehow Kramnik returned. Am I right, fellow redditor? I tip my bacon to you.
>>549469641love me some rhinoceros bitches
I started looking at chess openings again today. Right when I think I'm out, they pull me back in, do you know what I'm saying? I even thought about streaming chess on youtube. LOL.Have a nice day.-Kiev
>>549474967It's Kyiv
>/pol/ nigger sharties are the "people" whining about lichessit all makes sense now
>>549476523go back
>>549475660Sorry but I'm not gay.-Kiev
>>549476523given that spic fuentes one redeeming quality is being against jews you'd think they'd hate .scam but I guess you can't expect 80iq brownoids to be rational or consistent
A lot of nice people in this thread. Wishing you all a great chess day. -Kev
>>549476709and you're here 24/7fucking great
>>549481051
A rare strong anon opponent. It's always more gratifying being able to find the win after being outplayed. Smashing opponents is never that fun to me.https://lichess.org/mDtuQHtu/whiteI'll have to study how he managed to outclass me so handily out of the opening, he knew what he was doing. The eval doesn't do justice to how bad my position was. I was really struggling.
>>549477123yet you are posting here, curious
>>549467960Kramnik didn’t
Is Sindarov elite or shit?
>>549483563Elite
>>549483889A little overrated at the moment due to scraping out a World Cup victory against a field with few top players, but definitely strong. I'd say currently still just a notch below the other top youngsters like Nodirbek and Keymer. He has as much potential as any of them (other than Keymer, who could be a true first class World Champion) though.
Guys the chess960 QF starts in less than an hour
anyone wanna 10+5 rapid with a three-digit elo noobhttps://lichess.org/dLj3t64Y
>>549477726this general’s problem with chess is >lose to a 1200 Indian kid>realize you fucking suck at chess >seethe about cheating they prefer losing to a 1600 with no flag showing so they can pretend they don’t suck. that’s why it’s so funny that the weaving team has been found cheating over and over again by lichess mods.
she's so hot
>Hans with the ladsyou love to see it
is that Bibisara?
>>549488478ggs, thanks for the game
does anyone unironically call it freestyle without being paid to do so
>>549490998they are scared of him
>>549489531>U1700USCFlol lmao even
anyone else got a weird 3d effect-optical illusion from the bird eye view on the pro stream?keymer camera in particular made it look like he was popping out of the screen
>Bc7 Bb6 by Bincenthuh
GODbi
CHOKEsen
Heartattackuana vs Calmsen
will magnus win the next game on demand?
>>549490589Yes, she is with Sindarov
>>549496468Yeah, I thought I saw her smiling at him. What a power couple. If they have a kid it's probably gonna come out of the womb rated 2000 Fide.
>>549496629anna cramling is living proof that this isn't so automatic
What's your preferred theme (board colour and material, piece set, board size, 2D/3D)
>>549497285She's an attractive chick in Sweden with non-strict parents, she was never gonna be a good chess player. It's not the same.
Do you think hans has some spine deformity or is it just bad posture all his life?
>>549501347He has a vibrator up his ass
I have acquired two (2) full length uncensored videos of botez. Has it been common knowledge that these are out now or are they still hard to find for normies?
>>549502719which 'tez
>>549502818The hotter one, leaks have been floating around for a while now but didn’t see any videos until last nightb
>>549502889its not something i knew about but i dont care to go looking for porn of ecelebsjav's are enough for me
>>549502889
>>549502889Post to /gif/
chokebi's ability to lose on demand is unmatched
>>549503140Me neither, I stumbled upon it>>549503214>>549503763I’ll post a catmixerbox when I get home I don’t wanna make a bunch of webms
Jobi Chokuana
What a tournament for Parham losing all his games
>>549504661
did hans win? hans! hans! hans!
how did Fatham even get into the Final? I don't remember him doing anything in the other events.
I thought somebody said we'd have Leko commentating on the Freestyle tournament? I am incredibly disappointed.
>>549507119We do tho?
>>549507119https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INDg1audniA
>>549507485Wait, what stream is that? My retarded ass thought it would've been on a FIDE stream for some reason.
>>549507683Thank you!
His voice makes everything better.
Absolutely wild time scramble. Only having 5+2 in Freestyle is insane.
Magnus and Levon winning on demand with black
>>549508446Winus Demandsen and Winon Arodemandhoping for Wans Onke Diemannd too
Wait, they change position between each game? Weird, I expected they'd play the position both as black and as white.Guess they have to be ready for constant change on demand.
You ever think Magnus is like, "Why do I need to study with this idiot?" during the tournament?
>>549504661Based
>>549509582I feel like he's more of the type that goes "Damn this place sucks, it's too hot and crowded and smells of shit. I wish I was home in the cold and playing football right now."
Feel bad for these chess players. Imagine having to go to fucking India and then South Africa. Can't they hold these tournaments somewhere nice?
Hivemind
>>549504661And you are confident this isn't AI because...?
>>549510604Because it would shatter his dreams if he found out the truth.
RIP HansRIP Fabi
>>549510604I think I’ve seen the censored version of the vid he has it’s real. -Kev
I literally can’t stand fagnus anymore. I’d like to go a few months without hearing his name. Also: sucks Hans lost… again… but at least it was to Chadronian. His shirt was just too powerful.
>>549511370>I’d like to go a few months without hearing his name.Just... log off.
>>549511051Uncensored chess videos are so hot.
>>549512016>why are you ghey?Im sorry you were molested
Are you higher rated than a 3 year old
>There are people who would voluntarily subject themselves to the "community stream" instead of the pro stream with Leko and Judit
>>549512016I agree, my favorite are from the women only tournaments. My nose started shooting blood master Roshi style the last time I looked at one. -Kev
>>549513741not in this thread
>>549513741Really boggles the mind. I think most people just don’t realize there are other streams. I couldn’t fathom voluntarily listening to Tania screeching.
>>549510030aislop
>>549513389Yes but these cases are quirks of having a high floor and two virtual draws vs 1800 added to the first rating calculation>unrated kid gets crushed in 4 out of 5 games against a decently high average elo in some open>wins or draw against against his weakest opponent, often someone else who got a fluke first rating the same way or a senile boomer or someone who was long inactive>gets a giga inflated first rating>proceeds to fall back to unrated the next tournamentI've seen it happen locally to with an 8yo getting a fide rating while being 3digit chesscom strength, literally hanging pieces in classical semi often, and then lose it right afterAt 3 is still impressive obviously but he won't hold it
>>549517358Gee really how could you tell?
>>549517545not to mention that jeets constantly rig and/or lie about shit like this for "national pride"
>>549510604If it’s AI then the government made it with tech that’s still classified t. ai gooner subject matter expert
>>549517545If only FIDE had chesscom or even lichess infrastructure then online could just be the score. You get what you get in the trenches.
Bortnyk is releasing a course on the King's Street-Shitter Defence that he was working on with Danya.
>>549524540I'm going to buy it
>>549524540>>549525636>1.d4 Nf6 >2.c4 g6>3.open stockfish
>>549524540I’m going to pirate it and redistribute liberally
>>549524540What's Danya? One of those engines like Stockfish?
>>549527637Someone said he was the Anakin of chess. I guess that means he showed a lot of promise as a kid but went on to join the dark side (cheating). His last act was to try and take down kramnik with a self sacrifice but it ultimately failed and kramnik will return in episode 9.
>>549379308>open chesscum>lose on time>except I lost on my opponent's turnI'm glad they give unfair advantages to dogshit countries with their lag compensation system
>>549528873Kramnik is the Sith Lord of chess
>>549528873He seethed in at least 2-3 occasions about getting called the ted bundy of chess so it's what we should remember him asSpeaking of kramnik I just checked his twitter for the fist time in a while and he's gone full boomer posting ai babble and taking it seriously
this one goes out to my l*ndon hating frens
>>549531453Good one, anon! Nice checkmate.
>>549531453webm next time please, but nicely done.
>>549532467Wish lichess would just let you save it as a webm. The quickest way to convert it is to copy paste the game into a second site?
>>549532875>Wish lichess would just let you save it as a webm.Agreed.>The quickest way to convert it is to copy paste the game into a second site?That's what I do, and it's pretty quick. Having it as a video lets everyone review and appreciate the game better.
Kramnik is the Jesus Christ of chess
>>549533410>they hated him for speaking the truth
>>549533235What’s the second site you use? Someone should add it to the OP and maybe put it in a bin with other useful links.
My problem with Kramnik is that he is a schizo boomer
Why is the money for Narco’s fundraiser going to Nemo, Eric Rosen and Chessbros?
>>549534381Danya had a lot debt with his dealers.
>>549535167Is there no public records request for death certificates? I still want to know what cocktail he was on, he was totally fucked up in that last stream, surprised he didn’t die that night.
https://lichess.org/OZ3Pt9bfrDwPHere's a very funny game against a Scandi player. It's so funny to me that they blitz out their terrible opening instantly, as if they are actually confident in it, and then get blown off the board so quickly.Also, he played until he blundered every piece. I hit him with an "lol" after he blundered baby's first knight fork then we went AFK with 25 mins left.Surprisingly, his profile says "Germany." Very disappointing to see him acting like a pajeet if he actually lives there..
>>549538631lol, I noticed in my game and his other games, he lets the clock run down to like 10 seconds, and then plays a move, I guess hoping to catch people who aren't looking?
>>549513741>>549515650It's true that a lot of people don't know it exists especially because most of the viewers where watching on magnus channel which only has the retard stream for some reason.It's also true that sadly these days the majority of chess fans are 3 digit thridworlders who can't follow notation, for those "people" most of what leko and judit say is incomprehensible.Even on the freestyle channel the community stream had double the views of the pro ones despite the magnus channel cannibalizing it.This is one of the reasons "growing the game" in the sense stench and gothamjew see it is not a good thing for intermediate players, most chess media used to be catered to us now most of it caters to beginners>>549533678https://sharechess.github.io/
>>549538631In cases like this I like to give them the benefit of the doubt and assume they're kids. Your approach to the opening is very dangerous ime, as in that's the overconfident mindset which leads players into carelessness. Firstly the Scandi is okay, and secondly even the 'bad' openings are hard to punish if the opponent plays well, especially if he's familiar with it and you're not. Not to criticize you, all I'm saying is be careful with this "bad opening=bad player=easy win" type thinking, classical games are rarely decided in the opening between okayish amateurs.
>>549541003Yeah they hope you went afk and flag I've seen many a brownoid try that, as a bonus it also prevents lichess from automatically punishing them for letting the time run out, you could report him for it tough.
Magnus vs Bobby-bloodlusted-BFR does not count as win (game continues outside tournament venue)-both at peakRound 1:>classical, '72 WCC rules with Bobby considered defending championRound 2:>current WCC rules, Bobby gets two months for engine prepRound 3:>SCC rules and format but OTBRound 4:>25+10 Fischer random best of 10, 3+2 Fischer random tiebreaks (first to 6 wins) if neededThoughts?
>>549542892https://lichess.org/pI018GtBlmao this is going on right now ALSO, I don't see BOTEZ VIDEO, ANON HASN'T DELIVERED
>>549546338lol it matched him against someone who did the same thing?
>>549542056Right. I like to say that there are no bad openings, only bad players. Even the Scandinavian can be a solid choice in the hands of a good player, I know John Bartholomew recommends it for beginner and intermediate players. It also has some very nice gambit lines for black with 2. Nf6 such as the Icelandic
>>549546575he kept giving him time kek
>>549546338Still in the wage cage buddy give me a bit
>>549545686Fischer's biggest problem was his inconsistency, but if they're both playing at their peak and Bobby gets time to prep with modern engines, I'd say Bobby.Both would be beat by peak Kasparov.And Kasparov would be beat by peak Morphy.
wtf lichess signed me out and wont let me sign back in because my password is "too easy to guess", and says i need to have them email me to reset it, i dont even know what email i used for this, & it was definitely never verified because they would always send me notifications to do that
>tfw I drew a GM in lichess blitz today because his dot went grey for like 20 seconds and when he came back he offered a draw early in the game.
>>549548938Probably was about to shit his pants and didn't want to lose too much rating
files catbox moe qv9lyf.mp4files catbox moe 1gjh7c.mov
>>549556480
>>549556480BassssedBut I thought you said it was the hot one
>>549558548Yeah, Andrea's ass is pretty great, but imagine how much Alexandra's fat dumper would have been bouncing and jiggling while getting pounded.
>>549556480Doesn't work dude.
>>549559124Newfag
>>549556480Could be AI easily, idk what u are saying about government level quality. They had deepfakes for years. And I don't watch botezes so not saying it as a simp. Just don't believe anything anymore because of ai.
>>549559480idk man I just saw it floating around and grabbed it, draw your own conclusions. They wont even post it on /b/ because it gets threads nuked apparently
>>549556480Shes got nice cum catchers
>>549559343I've been here for years Ranjeet, that's not the issue. For some reason Catbox is now blocked in my country. VPN fixed it. Gooning brb.
>>549560264>reeee you are ranjeet even though my country banned the linkGo back to shitting on the street in your third-world hellhole.
>>549556480dont see her face that much
>>549556480.mov is AI for sure, but .mp4 looks... shockingly real.
>>549561295Makes it easier for the AI to generate.
>>549561254Nigger I am literally from south Europe. Either it's my ISP or it's my country. Either way, you're a faggot American.
>>549561393did ai really replace deepfakes? i assume itd be easier to find a clip of another couple and put her face over it. which is why a clip with least amount of face makes it easier for a convincing deepfake>>549556480thanks for posting real or fake, op delivered today
>>549556480There's no way Andrea is this caked up lmao. Don't let the tights fool you. She got ass, but the cake in the video is something else.
>>549556480Post on tg everyone should see this chess content
>>549562306skinny girls with tight asses often have way bigger dumpers when they're doggy style. source: my gf is skinny, petite, bouncy small ass that looks huge when she's bent over
>>549561558Central Europe here, also doesn't work for me. Seems like it only works for POCs (People Of Call center).
>>549562630Yeah but not that big dude. Watch the video again. That's a legit gym thot ass. There's no way Andrea is packing that.
>>549556480We need a real coomer to lock in and decode if this is really Andrea or not.
>>549561558He blocks the IPs my mobile data pulls, but on my home wifi it works
need nemsko leaks
>>549560264I'm top of the food chain: American
>>549540017Chess bras
I think it can be her...
>>549561360you mean the opposite? the .mov, the pink shaded one actually looks like a real video to me while .mp4 (orange shaded) seems like an easy deepfake (Not that I've seen enough to know.)
>>549565798Why does she keep tugging at her clothes?
>>549566264Probably because she's half naked.
>>549566356That’s a whore uniform
>>549566264Stress reaponse Her subconscious is saying she's dressed inappropriately and she's around betas
>>549556480She said "zach" so it's probably this guyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7G7m-dVyeOYSomeone said the following about Andrea:"Andrea notoriously has had sex with dozens of rich and famous men in LA. She dates multiple streamers and celebs at the same time. A friend from school told me she has a horrible reputation in the twitch community for cheating, homewrecking, and being in open relationships.Everyone in the community hates her. All her income comes from OF knockoff Passes. "
It's an interesting element to this brave new world that even when a real leak happens (idk if this is) there will be plausible deniability.
>>549567003>"zach"2:38~
>>549568554Tell that to the cops when they find your hard drive
>>549568852that doesn't even make sense
>>549548596Sorry to hear anon.
>a retarded LoL player is better at chess that 99.95% among all chess player
>>549568996Just say it’s all ai
>>549563282Why? What's the difference?
guess theres a few more I didnt catch, b/tards came to the rescue, Im not gonna reupload but he has it on limewire slash d/AGGxZ#2vvqkVMtHY (dont be scared of limewire you can view video in browser)
>>549570330wow that third one is hot and a more realistic ass
>new account>new account>new accountI hope danny rensch kys. Fucking useless subhuman instead of fixing his dogshit website is instead making up stories about him being groomed
>>549570330link dead?
>>549574439no it works still, try refreshing page or something
>>549574439try with ".com". NTA
>>549575157More like .coom am I right? Haha, I know I know, hold your applause please.
>>549578343Ok
>>549578343I bet you never miss HUH
Are you guys ready for chonky chess? When you eat an enemy piece, skittles fall out and you can LITERALLY eat them.
Anon Challenge CityPopulation: (You) and mehttps://lichess.org/IzNy6JEn
>>549580056Fuck I forgot about the clock. Must've been because I was stressed out about your name.
>>549581030are you afraid of dinosaurs? Im just Rex IM Tacitical
>>549581152I know what you've been doing with all those poor cats, you dastardly bastard.
>>549581245You can't prove anything.
Shill me a good collection of Botvinnik's games, chudcels. I want to see for myself if he was really a fraud like reddit says or if he's a top 5 player like /chess/ says.
Does any1 else have a tiny dick, a small peanus, tiny balls, and also small testicles?
>>549590724Yes, plenty of London / Caro-Kann players here.
>>549590724>>549590836I used to think I had a tiny weanus but chat gpt told me i am above average so I switched from the london to the king's gambit.
>>549590724What’s wrong with having a below average penis? Grow up
>>549592145Sorry but I didn't say there was anything wrong with it. How could there be? Fifty percent of the population has a shortened widdler, and they can't all be wrong, but you got to admit it's pretty funny.
>>549592429It’s not funny, and associating it with London players is lame and retarded. Be better.
>>549593085Who died and made you the arbiter of funny? It is funny and everyone in the world would agree with me.
You’re lying I bet you don’t even have a small dick, you’re just mocking us.
GM from Europe chess frens. Amerifats still sleeping.
Anyone here who knows how to play the English opening for white and the Pirc/Czech Pirc for black that will let me watch them play as I relax?
>>549599764Well in America it's 2:30 on the east coast, 23:30 on the west coast and 21:30 in Hawaii
>>549600147Oh, so not too late over there in most places then. Whenever I went to the US I stayed on the east coast, so my brain automatically does my time minus six hours to calculate time for Yankland. GN in that case fren.
>>549599854the big Pirc expert I always see people mention is NM Ramirez
What's the smallest dick opening london or philidor?
Stop talking about small dicks what the fuck
/chess/ is a collection of manlet microdicks BTW. bring up height or dick size and watch mental illness occur.
remember when the official reason why autists DEMANDED the thread be on tg instead of sp was because we need to avoid botez discussion! like every other zoomer claim that quickly got BTFO into the dirt. there’s been 100x as much virgin obsession with female e-celebs ITG than anywhere else online.
>larpov is up at almost 3:30 am seething about things that never happened regarding a 4chan generalkek what a lolcow
>>549604548It's crazy how so many schizos have the same pattern across so many different generals. They get this one obsession that has very little basis in reality and then post it over and over over again until the heat death of the universe. Can't imagine what they get out of doing this.
>>549601428I know about him and watched it all. I just wanted to watch someone live. Thanks for the suggestion, though.
>>549603593Shit makes zero sense. Chess is a sport.
>>549605813we are a small general of mostly europeans, flags would turn half the posters into involuntary tripfags>>549605039>They get this one obsession that has very little basis in reality>onelarpov has like a dozen of them >I'm u1700 uscf but everyone ITT is worse>everyone ITT is a zoomer>no one ITT plays OTB>everyone ITT is a manlet>we moved to vg because of chesscom in the OP>we don't go to sp because of the botox sisters>weavers are cheaters>cyclist are cool and toughetcI find him entertaining and fascinating ngl he's a lot like chrischan in how everything he says is detached from reality
its cool that the goat of chess now just pol posts on twitter all day
>>549545686Bobby loses the first badly and doesn't show up to the other ones
>matched with salty yuro in rapid, who keeps calling me a noob for doing an obviously unsound piece sacrifice>win because he defends like a retard so the open king decides>"lucky... rematch, noobie!!!">morramayhem.jpg>speculative sacrifice again, win again pretty easily even if the sack should not work because I just have better calculation>keeps calling me a noob and lucky and asks 3 more rematches (denied)How do you deal with such "people"? I feel winning was not nearly enough
>>549562306she was doing workout streams a few years ago, so it's plausible if she has continued to workout regularly. i started doing squats and deadlifts a year ago and my ass is xbox huge now and i'm a guy.
>>549379308I've lost 20 bullet games in a row in the waiting room of the doctors office before my appointment because some boomer is blasting a mobile game with piano noises at full volume. How do I confront him?
Jesus christ I stink... I have to stop skipping my showers because of the cold...
>>549610995you are just indianmaxxing, continue with what you're doing to achieve GM levels of elo
>>549556480It’s her. The face alone you could argue is AI but it’s her fucked up voice as well. It’s also not surprising at all, all these chess thots are whores and their whole clique is a harem. They’re a couple more bills away from starting a chess version of BopHouse. >>549567003That was funny.>S-say my name>*Andrea really not wanting to*>S-SAY MY NAME LOUDLY>Andrea: *sighs* Uh, Zack?
>>549610648What's so difficult about telling him to mute the sound?It's a public space and he's not the only one who has to listen to it.
>>549610995Poopie rapie?
>>549548596lmao
Will Sindarov beat Magnus on demand?
>>549611886I was about to, but then the doctor came and spoke with him. Turns out he was just a tard.
So are the devs going to release any DLC anytime soon or is this abandonware?
>>549614350They released the source code, so everyone can make DLC if they want.
>>549612730Can't noose the magnoose.
>Magnus: Meesa no care about Classical anymore! Meesa Freestyle player now!>*sucks at Freestyle*What did he mean by this…
>I have a good position I’m gonna get my first point or at least a draw*loses*KWABHAM
>>549617532??? He just destroyed Sindarov with black
>>549617740Shut your goddamn mouth
I can always tell when it’s FatHam Fatsoodloo analyzing because he sounds exactly like Firouzja (both Iranian), pretty interesting
>>549606635>he like Chrisxhan yoWow what a wildly unoriginal reference, zoomer.
>>549618738it fits alireza twink aesthetics but on parham it feels so wrong, a caveman looking fat guy with a unibrow having such a soft effeminate voice weirds me out every time
>>549590836Do you think we can petition the mods to ban them?
>>549620705Wow /chess/ fans are vocal about these openings and they are not happy.
jobokhir jobdarov
>>549621356It's for their own sake..
>>549492437so no one else gets this?
>>549590836Hating the London is legitimate and everyone understands. Hating the Caro is retarded and has no basis, you are just low rated and seethe at not being able to play gimmicky blunderchess.
Who is the downie that keeps chuckling on the stream
Oh ok, apparently it’s an evalcel
Lol evalcel rambling about how Levon went wrong because of engine linesBased Judit: Yeah sorry to interrupt but it was a principled move, so anyway
My chess tempo tactics rating is 1800 now... I'll be GM soon...
>>549622872I love how you can tell this thread is full of larpers like this retard, because if all of you truly hated the London as much as you say you do, you would simply learn the Englund Gambit and shut the fuck up already.
>>549622872P.S. I don't play the London. But yeah, I do agree the Caro hate is unjustified.
Leko is really mad at Keymer playing b5
Leko finally realizing during these streams that Keymer is hardcapped as an overtrained midwit and crashing out is endlessly entertaining but kind of sad
>>549624023t. triple digit elo
>>549622872Caro is good at high levels. But at low levels, it represents fear of the Sicilian and e5. It represents fear of open games It represents fear of noob tricks like Scholar's Mate. Really, it represents fear of learning "chess" by attempting to force the game into a certain flavor of closed, safe, boring positions. This is part of the reason many adult improovers don't progress.
>>5496246712200 blitz on CC. Try again Sandeep.
>>549624023>accuses others of being retarded larpers>suggests the fucking englund in the same breathdunning kruger effect personified
>>549624993Openings don't matter btw, you're just bad.
>>549624843But that’s an issue with it being misplayed, the correct way of playing it is to put pressure on White, likehttps://lichess.org/study/15UjJXynOr obviously, like Karpov, who strangled opponents with it.Whereas the London is inherently a babby meme opening that nobody likes at any level.
>criticize the Karla Kann one time>she instantly appears as if a red alert went off
>>549625261But noobs don't have the ability to defend their king on g1 with White's queen bearing down on it. It's a bad opening for beginners and improovers
>>549625550I love that schizophrenic slut so much it’s unreal
>>549625550does karla play the englund?so much for jews being smart
>>549625550kek
Sindarov will win the whole event
>>549625550Will never understand how you guys can always tell, my posts have been completely normal lately>>549625870No?
>my posts have been completely normal lately
>>549579509trying hard to make chess popular in USA I see
>>549579509they need to make chess but with anime figurines
>>549626441You are 1. any post that gets offended by Karla Kann slander2. any post that self-confidently prophesizes about the future (and is usually right to be fair; I've been remembering your Sindarov takes)3. any post that validates retarded cheat accusations or complaints about lichessNot hard.
Sindarov is going to break his chair
>African internet
Windaron Demandhir
>>549627791Stop.
>>549627791Continue
Shitshit Shitshit
GODAROV
>>549625550So mom is here. Where’s dad?
>>549628512If you mean Beary, his account got closed for cheating again and he’s been gone ever sinceIf you mean who’s your daddy, that’s me
Are this “Karla” and this “Beary” well known to be the two strongest players here or something? Or do you faggots have some sort of discord?
>>549625870I thought she was sephardic anyway, the high iq genes are for the ashkenazim
>>549628937Yes.Yes.
>>549628937beary is the strongest by far, k makes up for a lack of elo with an overwhelming thread personality
>>549628937all cheaters btw
>>549629172They're top players from the /chess/ golden age on /tg/, neither were necessarily the strongest around. Iirc the top players back then did associate outside of the general. The rest of the people in this thread talking about them are just trying to seem like they're part of the cool kids club.
>>549629524>tfw born too late to be part of the cool kids club on /tg/
>>549629381This
>>549628937They were known for constantly talking about themselves when the topic should have been about chess in the abstract.
>>549629524What elo do I need to achieve in order to gain access to this limited hangout
>>549630546That's not what limited hangout means
>>549626919Thank you for reminding me to remind everyone>>549629524>Iirc the top players back then did associate outside of the generalNot true. We all hated each other
>>549631016Ah ok my bad. That was just the impression I had.
>>549631016>this top junior who is 2650 at 16 is gonna be bignowhere near as impressive as you make it out to be, same for praggerdogmus is gonna be big in the future screencap this!!!
>>549631605His rating at the time was 2550, actually (you can find it here https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chess_World_Cup_2021) and he wasn't being discussed as a future contender at all.
Chokeymer
>>549632014ok if you were saying it in 2021 it's a different story
>>549632457Oh I missed that I said that in 2022, you're right he was 2650 at the time I said that. I'm not sure when I first started saying it but I do know nobody else was talking about him, even in 2022. He never had notable performances in big tournaments and all the attention was on Nodirbek. That World Cup upset over Fraudruzja was viewed as a weird fluke and then Sindarov was never brought up again. I saw it for what it was and have been on his hypetrain ever since.
>>549631605Erdogmus is 2600 at 13 nigger
Uhhh Fagnus Cuckson bros…
Can Magnus complain that Javokhir is fucking the table?
based Levon saying he is rich and saying it HOW IT IS
NEW GOTHAMKINOOOOO!!!!
>>549606635>cyclist are cool and toughI said that and I'm not larpov. Imo everything that keeps you in shape is cool and tough even if you think it looks lame and gay. Physical fitness matters more than the opinions of plebs and 99.99% of this site's users get mogged by a ballet dancer.
death to bikefags
>>549635965>mogged by some roided methhead 5 years before he diesOh noo that sucks
>>549636164Name this opening
>>549626118oh no no no no
>>549636713Spiritual event victory. Magnus should have lost and even he knows it
>>549636164You're a fat and lazy pig.
>>549636164kek>chessniggas... Soviet Chess Primer is the best fucking book ever... no wonder this book made Kasparov and Karpov so strong with the fundamentals and foundations of chess
>>549635965>straightest fitfag
>>549637038You can always tell who the unbooked good for nothing New Game spammers are when they play 2... Nf6 in response to the Queen's Gambit, which the Soviet Chess Primer explicitly mentions in early on as an example of dumbass babby play, because it gives White too much tempo.
>>549638895What is an “unbooked New Game spammer”
>>549639491Someone who doesn’t actually study chess or even their own games and just spams New Game and treats it like a video game.
>>549639839There's a guy like this in my chess club. 13k online games and still 700 elo lmao.
>>549638895Aman taught me this in his speed run..
>>549639839>reeeee you're having fun the wrong way!lel
>>549640784What causes this btw? I get people like that don't study or even analyze their games, but there has to be more to it. Tyler1 got to almost 2k on CC just by spamming games and puzzles. Tons of other people did it too. What gives?
>>549639839For me it's the guys who says they studied an opening but what they really mean is they looked at a youtube video which covered three lines five moves deep.
>>549641015>watching the videoI get all my knowledge from the title alone. I don't have time to watch, I'm busy playing chess.
Like the book "Winning with the King's Gambit" for example. I thought that sounded like a great idea, so I decided I'd win with the King's Gambit. But I ain't got time to read all that, so I skipped straight to the winning part.
>>549640994Chess is 90% tactics, so he got to the 90th percentile with playing and tactical training. Also, he was probably good at implicitly learning lessons from his games due to his history of being a professional gamer, even if he didn't do deliberate review after the games.
>>549637002
Good day everyone, wishing you all the best of luck with your chess. Praise Caïssa.-Kev
Now that the dust has settled, did Pranav cheat?
Who’s Pranav?
>>549650721Not much, what's pranav with you?
>no black world champion why is chess so racist?
>>549646698>did a jeet cheat?I know nothing about it but I'm gonna say yes with fullconfidence
>>549646698Yup and I'll be posting the evidence on my patreon. Only 25 dollars US per month and I will be posting it for the next 14 months slowly to finally STOP these scammersPatreon.com/ramshinder-mandeep
>>549651667It's not, there has been one nigger GM and another one too even though he never reached 2500
>>549651667My nigga GM(ghetto monkey)Canty is the chessboxing word champ, he won like 3 whole matches to get that prestigious title if you ask me he's more of a world champ than flukesh
It is homophobic because zero butthomos have ever been gms
>>549652271I literally disproved this in another /chess/ thread. I will try to find it and post.
>>549652568Paul Morphy was gay
>>549652271>>549652592Yep.>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maurice_Ashley>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brewington_Hardaway>https://ratings.fide.com/profile/14300192>https://ratings.fide.com/profile/3516016
>>549653417>ummm ackshually its TWO niggers in 1500 yearsOk lil bro
>>549653554FOUR niggers.
>>549653378Ah yes, more post-mortem slander of the white man. Don't you have anything better to do Jew?
>>549653603That's hilarious. And redditoids will still say IQ doesn't matter in chess.
They should start hosting super GM tournaments in sub-Saharan Africa to encourage those people to start playing
the caro kann is a fundamentally dubious opening because c6 does not play in the centre and doesn't help develop pieces, so it's a waste of a tempo
>>549654565how many white xianqi masters are there? not exactly the same thing but similar
>>549654897Difference is tons of niggers love chess while I've never heard of chingchong or whatever
>>549654769That is incorrect. C6 does play in the center by preparing ...d5. H6 would truly not play in the center.
>>549654897Every black in a developed country has heard of chess and has at least one black acquaintance who played it seriously. I don't know a single person (of any race) who has played whatever that chong li game is before.
>>549656685>ME RIKE FRIED RICE
>>549654897
Ding Liren is probably playing chunli now
>>549654897>how many white xianqi masters are there? not exactly the same thing but similar
>>549654769Be careful, she’s in this very thread…
>>549657286Doubtful, now that Freestyle is over. People only come here during events. It’s only us three or four autists who are here full time.
>>549656281the other anon is right about c6 but I do think the botvinik carls is unprincipled and actually wastes a tempoI don't care how many world champions and candidates played it,play c6 and then c5 2 moves later is not in the spirit and no one will convince otherwise
>>549657571No one can convince you, and that is your problem. You need to expand your horizons.
How long until Leko and Keymer break up? Leko’s been crashing out pretty hard about him recently
>>549657814oh I understand the logic behind it c6 supported d5 which couldn't be played in a sicilian after white plays e5 it's no longer needed there so it can be used to strike at the center and the loss of a tempo is not felt since white also moved the same pawn twice,I get that and more, it still rubs me wrong and comes across as pussy chess my contempt for it was intensified when I played against it otb, I spent a couple minutes on move 4 deciding if I wanted to play my meme homebrew c4 or just take and my boomer 1500 opponent was smirking at me the entire time like he caught me by surprise or something which made me see redI never enjoyed blowing somebody off the board as much before or after
>>549655021>>549656685Is that the case? To my knowledge chess is not so popular within the black community. But yes most are aware of the game.>>549657067>>549657236It seems like I've stirred up quite a reaction among you folk.
>>549654638Haven’t there already been lots of attempts to spread chess into Africa? I remember seeing a charity program that sent thousands of those roll-up carpet boards and pieces to different communities. I understand it takes a lot more than that to brew chess talent, but it’s not like no one’s ever tried to get it going.
>>549657286She’s my lawfu
>>549661187Do you think the number of white people that know the rules of xianqi is remotely comparable to the number of blacks that know the rules of chess?I would consider you a retard even if you claimed the ratio was 1 to 100, your argument hinges not on that but on the numbers being somewhat closeIf you make the such a quintessential leftist false equivalence to defend le hekcing wholsome niggerinos don't complain if you get hit with a reddijak
>>549660117Botvinnik-Carls is the French for people who find it difficult to convince members of the opposite sex to touch their genitals.
>>549662368Too wordy
My hero GothamChess would be proud
I am a caro chud and there's literally nothing e4cucka can do to stop it
>>549662368Finally... an opening for me.
>>549665485I play the accelerated panov precisely to stop it
>>549662291I never said the number was comparable. My point is that in both cases, a group that doesn't play a game at a high rate will have less masters in that game. Of course, black people play chess at a higher rate than white people play xianqi, that is why there are so many great black chess players. But in both cases, you probably won't see too many of that group at the highest level.
>>549665765This doesn’t stop it Marc essermancel
>>549664810There was a knight there I'm guessing.
>>549666072Yes
>>549665816>so many great black chess players
>>549653417>Although Solomon has never reached the rating of 2500 that is usually required for the Grandmaster title, a special FIDE rule allows winners of continental championships to earn the title regardless of rating, and he did so by winning the African Chess Championship in December 2014.He's barely even a real GM.
What the fuck was his problem?
>>549665973it does bring you out of theory by move 3 tho I think it did its job
>>549667132It does not, high elo caro chuds are booked to the teeth in the (((accelerated panov)))
>>549668038I'm not playing theory you can be booked up in, I'm playing my own moves that I found from my own games, that makes it harder :)
>>549668038>accelerated panov is a chosen brackets opening Fuck (((I))) gotta start playing the accelerated panov now.
>>549668251>i will beat you by losing tempo with useless moves :)Groundbreaking concept, you will always suck btw
>>549666405Didn’t he also say the US deserved 911? Now that I think about it, sounds a lot like Hasan. And cheering on our enemies while simultaneously profiting off of America. And they both hate Jews… wtf
>>549668439I think making up my own opening plans makes me stronger than reading 1960s book on the carokann but you do you
>>549668383Why is /chess/ so Jewish? It’s the only genny I’ve ever seen on 4chins with proud Jews
>>549669359>He doesn’t know
>>549669332Okay dunning krueger anon keep at it
>>549669359No one here cheers on the Jews, and there’s a couple of guys here that talk nonstop about Nick Fuentes
Hi, Serious Chest here. What's happening guys, how have you been?
>>549669669Where’s Levy Rozman?
>>549669359It's literally (((ourgame))). Eat your hearts out, antisemites.
>>549671016I don't believe you. Verify yourself by posting a challenge link from your lichest account.
>>549671016Fuck off
What'd we think of the fallout to the Morgan- fuentes interview? I'm listening to some podcasts about it while I play bullet
>>549671356I'm afraid I can't do that (banned).
>>549671849I think Fuentes comes out looking good. He’s going to be the next Charlie Kirk of the right, without the bullet to the neck part. Save the bullet for chess!
>>549672062He's nothing like Charlie Kirk who was a raped faggot for Israel, and they've feuded their entire careers. He's the next fuhrer.
>>549671849What podcasts do you recommend for playing bullet to?
>>549672236What does Fuentes think about chess? Is he an Andrew Tate type that pretends to be good and thinks it makes you look smart?
bruh the misclicks on licheese are real, don't know how you goycattle play there. Misclicked twice in three games
>>549672239America first with Nicolas J Fuentes is a good one
>>549672435He's never said, he plays video games. His view on it would probably be that it's boring.
>>549672741nah i think he appreciates it but its not for him
>>549671849the part where morgan spent like 10 minutes pretending not to understand per capita was hilarious, I despise fuentes only listened to the interview as background noise while gaming because so many people were talking about it but I have to admit he had me laughing several times
>>549672239I listen to Destiny I actually found out Danya died from him.
>>549673598>Why? Too soon?>>549673752Kys
>>549674042why? fuentes and destiny are best buds like you and me hehe
>>549671356I don't think they let you play on accounts banned for cheating lol
>>549674256Hi, I only cheated one time by mistake. People deserve second chances.
>listening to political podcastsJust when I thought /chess/ couldn't get any more lame.
>>549674793Hi Moke
Why are chuds pretending to be SC and trying to slander him? Envy?
>>549675191It reximtac.
>>549675428Hi reximtac, nice try.
>>549675274Been going on all day, I thought everyone was aware it's just a bunch of people samefagging for lulz.
>>549676446So everyone didn't come back on the same day? and /chess/ is just as dead as ever? no fucking way.
>>549676860Why would you want all those chuds back? They killed the general with their cheating and crying
>>549677207i agree lets keep to convo strickly to chessso how about those botez leaks? i had some good gones last night.thanks again hero we didnt deserve anon whom posted them
How about some challenges? Post em!
>>549677207You literally killed the general through tactical shitposting out of spite.
>>549677547imagine this challenge... you have to play chess like you normally do BUT... you have to do so while Alexandra Botez rides your dick HARD. Would you play at your level or just play below your normal level? PD: If you resign she stops riding you.
>>549679386That’s insane, how do you come up with this stuff?
>>549679076this is not true at all
>>549679386i'd just blow my load in 30 seconds and then throw her off and concentrate on the game with post-nut clarity.
>>549679386Can you post the AI of the Botez sisters kissing? I can’t find it online anymore.
My eyesight is now so bad that I can no longer play on a computer, I have to use my phone. Any other phonechads here?
>>549680417Phone bullet political podcast chad here
>>549680274Imagine you try to implement “post nut clarity” into your over the board tournament. You go to the bathrooms to rub one out periodically throughout your games. Eventually people assume you’re cheating and try to catch you by surprising you in the bathroom. But instead of catching you cheating with a phone they find you furiously jerking off to the Botez leaks.
>>549680949my phone bullet rating is actually higher than mouse one
>>549680959I would shit myself.. but not from embarrassment
>>549680417Have you heard of glasses?
>>549682927I think a lot of us here wear glasses 8)
Is Stench ddosing lichess? Site keeps shitting itself.
>>549684585Site works for me I’m playing bullet on my phone.
>>549684887I always imagine you basedfacing whenever I see you spamming the same unfunny thing over and over.
>>549685402What do you mean?
>>549685402No idea who you’re talking about. What was spam about my post?
>>549685720You know what you're doing, shitposter. You always do this thing where you take some random thing from a couple of posts (>>549680417>>549680949) and then spam it in other contexts. You already did it in the second post with the political podcast thing. You've got the most annoying posting style itg and you've been at it for years.
>>549686356This is a super schizo moment bro. I posted about playing bullet on my phone one time a while ago. I’m not the chad podcast listener. You must think you’re some brilliant detective but you’re closer to being a clown right now.
>>549682927I do have glasses with a very strong prescription but it doesn’t matter, I’m going blind. I’ve been legally blind since my early twenties (now 30)
>>549687928It's really not funny at all. You only think it is because you're massively autistic.
>>549688072Chill babe
>>549688072You’re sincerely having a meltdown. I posted a long time ago about getting to 2300 bullet on my phone. I only brought it up again because someone mentioned phone bullet.
>>549689012I never said both posts were you, retard. Your mo is taking some random shit from another poster's post and then spamming it yourself.You've been at it for years and it has never been funny.
>>549689679You’re talking to someone else again lol I’m the original anon you accused. Bringing up phone bullet broke your brain apparently. I still have no idea who you’re talking about. It’s the first time I hear about someone combining topics into random troll posts. Do you have other examples?
>>549689012You and I both know how easy it is to edit html.
Should 4chan require access to medical records so they can preemptively ban schizos?
I'm done talking to a concern trolling shitposter. Anyway I'm sure most posters itg know exactly what I'm talking about.
>>549690343I am karlas ancient rival, she's right she knows, I send her into meltys and it can only be broken with true loves first kiss
>>549690842Having country flags would prevent a lot of the trolling in /chess/, but it’s more fun to watch idiots like this >>549689679 have complete mental breakdowns because they can’t handle the anonymity.
>>549691016based karla melty inducer
>>549680959That's what happened to hans. He needed post-nut clarity so he kept a vibrator with him that ended up getting mistaken for a cheating device. True story.
>>549691016more karla fanfics please and post her pic for scientific purposes
>>549691793quite the messy situation haah
I swear there's been massive rating inflation on the L site. I came back after a long break and suddenly everyone's making the dumbest blunders.
>>549691953lrn2archive lil buddy
>>549690945no ones even ever mentioned this before and its not even clear what you mean i doubt anyone knows what crackpot conspiracy youre on about
>>549690945I'd love for you to elaborate further
>>549693214Same, I have an idea of who it is and he's not usually so schizo.
>>549692860please throw me a bone im not even sure what site to use
>>549693124>>549693214>>549693468It's like the "on demand" shit in the previous thread. He always picks some phrase or concept and then starts putting it in random replies. You can find similar shit in almost every thread if you go through the archive.Next he'll deflect by accusing me of being the retard who was crying about "on demand" being a Russian loan phrase.
>>549693839I use arch.b4k.dev, page seems pretty normal to me, nothing like some other archive sites.https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/549379308#bottom
>>549694735People were saying on demand a lot?
>>549690759It's just me and (You), baby.
Hi SC here again. The real reason I can't use my account is that my secret username I am using has the same email address so I can't have them both open at the same time. Sucks because I want to be the celebrity SeriousChest again.
>>549695417Ironically enough, the guy you're replying to is not me.
>>549694735I looked it up and apparently there was a running joke last thread. That wasn't me and I don't see how it's harmful anyway. It's like the "I would have listened, and thats what no one did." running joke.
>>549695732No it's me.
>>549695742It's the same shit every thread. >guy gets stuck on some random phrase>works it into every single one of his posts and guffaws like a retard while pressing "post"I don't give a shit if you're him or not. It's cancer either way.
>>549695732>>549695902(You)'re all confusing me.
>>549695942I don't have a single reply to this, so I am simply listening and that is what no one did.-Kiev
>>549695942I hope that guy is listening and does it even more from now on just because you said it bothers you lol
>>549696360God I love Kiev so much it’s unreal.
>>549696374Oh fuck it's the shitposter's little butt buddy minion. Didn't expect to run into you here.
>>549697196I still don’t know who you’re talking about. Your overreaction is funny and I hope it continues.
>>549467960I don't mourn for junkies tho
>>549697386Danya was the Charlie Kirk of chess though.
>>549697724Kramnik is the one who people want dead though.
>>549556480You know I just wanted to learn how to play chess
>>549698374>>549680959
>>549693839https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/search/text/karla/page/1/have fun buddy
>>549692684No but like seriously wtf is this shit. I'm 4/4 in rapid so far. I should be like 1/4, I'm rusty as fuck and I know I'd get swept off the board if I played anyone halfway competent. What did Thibault do to the rating system?
>>549698374Glad we could help!
>>549699674Grouped by thread might be better. Any /chess/ threads that appear on this list have a mention of karla somewhere in the comments:https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/search/text/karla/results/thread/
>>549700553Wow thanks, this weeks been like the fappening 2.0 for me.
>>549698374Here, read this:https://files.catbox.moe/9x635s.epub
>>549700553>>549700721I did find some better results through another method but the posts are kinda doxxy so I won't post them.
>>549700951What did you do?
>>549700951share them you pussy
>>549701186Post your nudes with sharpie timestamp and I'll do it.
>>549701403That's not even me
>>549701640Brother everybody here knows how to inspect elephant. Make a video of you refreshing the page.
>>549701640idc who it is nigga share the method
>>549701640AI edit.
>>549701403I would love to if I wouldn’t get banned for it.
Yeah, I jerked off to the botez leak… how could you tell?
>>549702019Fuck ya I’m still jerking off to them. I had the links open on my work computer and my boss almost saw them when he randomly opened teamviewer. Losing my job on demand would have been worth it.
>>549666405He was too based for this world
>>549699964I mean come on this is total degradation how can this keep on happening. At least 200 point inflation for sure.
>>549702505Is there only the 2 links? If there was more I’d be in pure on demand ecstasy.
>>549703467The linewire link had the 4 vids you can watch them on demand without downloading them. Thats what I had open when my boss logged in. I was almost so fucked lol
>>549703467I didn't even click because I only like Alex.
>>549701741>>549701805>>549701853i cannot post the video because audio.right then faggots, search only for posts w/ images.>>>/wsg/6048760for (You)s
she was 17 6 years ago you sick fucks
>>549703628What line wire link? Is it in the thread? Lmao how close were you to getting caught? Your boss wouldn’t have been mad. That girl is caked to the max.
>>549704062>>549570330
>>549704062I had it open in the background tab, I had just switched back to the /chess/ tab which my boss doesn’t care about. Ya it wouldn’t have been a huge deal just embarrassing. He opened up gay porn on another guys computer as a prank once.
>>549704023You're right, much too old now, practically a babushka.
>>549704373Boss sounds kinda based. I’ll be on the look out for the Line wire link. She’s total succubus energy.
>>549704953>>549704139
>>549704953I hear she’s a good whore, spreads her legs on demand.
They call me young chess ass nigga
>>549706152Are you part of a chess gang?
They call me ass-nigga
>>549707036They call me dick ass bitch faggot.
Nobody calls any of you that.
Holy shit is this really Karla? I'm balls deep into the archive.
>>549707618No, as I recall that is a picture I posted purporting to be Karla. LOL, I am still here.
>>549707618Nah that’s not her. She’s more hispanic looking with longer hair. That’s some sort of scene tumblr selfie from 2012
>>549707732Is that you?
>>549707618No, it's not, keep going.
>>549707903No, it's just some random cute girl I had saved to my desktop. I had a bunch of them and I posted several times girls who were not actually karla, but they had dark hair and eyes. Keep going and u might see a really pale model with dark plaited hair.I am serious chest btw and not a girl at all.
>>549708045At some point you posted Anna Taylor Joy? So he will see that and soon after will be what he's looking for.
>>549707618This is her https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/89803792/#89805606
>>549707618theres one dusty ass 10x10 pixel enlarged pfp image of her and thats basically it. Its enough to tell that she is a chubby latina and nothing more
>>549708150Right, that's it.
>>549708234What about the one where you can see half her face and like her eye in high definition. Everyone accepted that as her at the time I think.
>They don’t know about the drunk ass picture
>>549708768Now you have me intrigued, I found up to what you guys have found now but nothing of that sort. Maybe I read it mentioned but I'll go digging for the real thing. I doubt it will be her though.
>>549708768>They don't know about the picture of her and her husband that I alone saw because she played me in a casual game with a link to it in her profile.
>>549708847I found ithttps://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/88190910/#q88200142
>>549708906HUSBAND???
>>549708938Damn how?
>>549651667A black has beaten a world champ in a game of chess though.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z21qvvkZL80
I'm doing it guys. Going all the way back. I believe this is the first mention of karla in a /chess/ tread
>>549708938How do we know who that is though>eye pic possiblyhttps://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/89495719/#q89503476
>>549709289I looked up “Karla’s ass” and found a post saying she’s too pure to have really posted it, then went back a thread and found it. Not sure if it’s her or a troll but the hair and figure matches. She’s also known to drink>>549709420Yeah that’s mom and dad
>>549709496no clue who this joey figure is really
>>549708938since nothing comes up on reserve image search that means its possibly real. Gonna blow a load to it just in case
>>549702019I nutted the moment she said "I want to feel you fill me up with cum" around 50 seconds into video.What about you?
Kek
>>549709912I nutted the minute my tiny penis became engorged with my putrid blood.
>>549709764Catmixer
Worst /chess/ thread of all time
>>549710137new thread: katching karla edition
>>549708938if you brighten the photo you can see an acoustic guitar hanging on the wall to the upper left and a microphone stand off to the right. There is additionally what appears to be some book on the lower left but I cant make out the lettering. In any case, is she known to sing/play guitar?
>>549709420>There are legitimately hot people in my /chess/ generalNow I’m self-conscious
I gotta hand it to that Botez gal. She knows how to make a man climax on demand. Proper lass she is.
>>549710261Virginkun… that’s probably not her room…..
>>549710261Not as far as I know but someone liked writing songs about here with a pepe with a guitarhttps://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/87867656/#q87872821https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/87876269/#q87876980https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/87886973/#q87888294https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/87893711/#q87898887Conspiracybros... we're back?!
>>549709303Justus Williams beat Magnus Carlsen on demand.
>>549710592Love that lil nigga like you wouldn’t believe
>>549710441thanks captain retardo, if I had asked "is she known to fuck guys with guitars on their walls" would that have gotten us anywhere? We are in search of PII on a suspect with minimal public facing data, inquiring about secondary relationships will yield nothing
>>549708906>>549709092>>549710441God I hate women
who is thespanishflagiscool?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwYfUr4TCpk
Not even kidding. Who the hell is the Karla person? wtf is the lore? I’ve been coming to these threads for over a year and only just now bothered to start reading about it. Usually I just skip these comments but now they seem unavoidable.
>>549711006read the archive gayboy
>>549711006Tbqh I also am not so sure, she seems to be a strong player that used to lurk here. She used many different accounts. Eventually someone found her chesscom and she had her photo on there, immediately deleted it but there's still the blurry photo in the /tg/ archives as has now been linked to. Kind of like catmixer, who apparently is also named joey. People tend to simp over chess ladies so karla is kind of an obsession around here for some.
>>549711006Just one of the OGs of /chess/, nothing deeper. She’s one of the stronger players here, who quit playing to study law, like over a year ago. She still drops in from time to time, though I don’t know if she will now after this thread kek
>>549711221shut up karla you fat whore, you always have and always will lurk these threads
SeriousChest is hotter than karla
I'm going over these old threads and honestly I don't think Karla exists. Seems plausible it was just a schizo with multiple personalities, one of which was larping as a woman. It wouldn't be that crazy, someone in this thread was pretending to be her earlier.
>>549711127Joey is Australian and catmixer is Canadian
>>549711564Interesting..>>549711221About that...https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/528256257/#q528467147>>>528422586>No that's you anon>I'll think about it. I don't really see myself as part of this crowd anymore. I don't know what anyone is talking about itt, I just drop in sometimes to try to complain about lichess. I've also usually only had mainly bad experiences with /chess/. I try to stay more anonymous these days but somehow you guys always know when I post.>It's not like it used to be when I was ~in the mix~, nobody is really here from my day and I've grown up a lot since I first started posting here. But thank you for the invitation anon
>>549711657tfw karla has growed up and gotten married and doesn’t relate to us anymore
>>549711006She had epic wall of text meltdowns written in rich creative prose. Quick improver but severely lacking in mental fortitude. Very Fischeresque, and she worshipped him too.
>>549711657In the mix? That's sus
>>549711543Not possible and I'll tell you exactly why. Not too long ago (a year?) she made a numerical post, completely unprovoked, about things that piss her off in chess. One item was along the lines of "when people play a move immediately after I do without taking the time to consider the strength of the move I just made" or something along those lines, I cant recall the phrasing to do it enough justice. Basically, it was such a deranged thing to say that it could only come from the mind of a biological woman. Even the most advanced larpers could not come up with something so insane, she has to be a woman just from that post alone
>>549711961Kek
>>549711813I feel bad for her husband. All of that schizophrenic latina energy is now directed towards him when she has a dream about him cheating on her.
>>549711657I posted the weekend tourney invite she was replying to </3
>>549711480*Catmixer btw, forgot to mention
>>549711961Looking for this found a gemmie(https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/495511140/#q496246365)>>549712113sovl... the memories
Are there actual unironic sex havers in this general? What the fuck? Is nowhere safe?
Divya > Nemo > Karla > Anna Cramling > Andrea Botez > Alex Botez > Dina
>>549711961thats not convincing at allApparently this post is her in pic related. Funny how she's talking to catmixer in the second reply of her post.
>>549712559I've never had sex ironically so I'm definitely not an ironic sex haver but it's been a year since I've had it unironically so I'm not sure if I still qualify for being called an unironic sex haver.
>>549711830My favorite Karla moment was that time she shat on that one faggot community blogger on lichess for his post criticizing the famous Lasker quote about looking for better moves after finding a good one.I wish I had saved the text because it was such a perfect takedown.
>>549712559There are some, but don't worry I'm here. Almost 34 years old and never made the wretched beast with two backs.
>>549712993Yuck. I’m glad you’ve recommitted yourself to the game
>>549712897She actually played a series of anon games with Catmixer when he was being accused of cheating in them and bodied himhttps://lichess.org/v3iEiktt/blackIncluding some blitz, but this is the only one I could find
>>549712897>schizomixer did a horrendous karla impression and samefagged his post afterwards>this means she doesnt existread some actual karlaposts and tell me, honestly and objectively, that you think a male psyche could come up with anything as batshit crazy as that. Its never been done
>>549712559I'm teachingl my kids gambit chess
2+0 rq?https://lichess.org/zFT6nZtz
>>549713559this isn't convincing at all but okay, Ill keep reading the archive but it does seem possible its all just a larp >>549713535in the image shes talking to canadacat aka catmixer
I’m not making a New. You are.
sorry about that, had to go for a minute
>>549713914You just had to be there. It's insane that you gen alphoomers are now doubting shit like this. General distrust of history as a result of generative ai slop I guess.
>>549713261Very based anon. I’m also thirty and pure
700
>>549714193I was there. I'm telling you, this really seems like a schizo guy larping as a girl. Pretty funny actually.
Who’s the strongest in the general these days? Now that the OGs are gone
>>549714583My liblitz is 2345 rn, so maybe me, but maybe not. Who knows.
How do you get a reputation around here? Write in a distinctive way and play matches in the club? I'm thinking:>Karla>Distinctive writing style, plays matches under her name.>Catmixer>Again plays matches and posts cats.>Larpov>I actually have no clue who this is but seemingly posts that are extremely angry or complain get labeled as larpov
>>549714646Yeah that sounds likely, do you feel comfortable linking your account so we all can kneel and worship our new leader?
>>549714415>long schizo rants talking about archangelswho does that remind you of
>>549714684Mainly people became known back then through the weekend arenas, which were more popular. Now the general is more atomized and a lot less popular. You’d only be making yourself known to a few other bros
>>549714415pretty sure she was a teenager around that time. Teenage girls do sound pretty retarded in all instances, especially mentally ill ones. It kind of reads like a tumblr girl posting on 4chan
>>549714757https://lichess.org/@/catmixer
>>549714757No, it's a secret account because I don't want you to dox me like you did karla.
>>549715157SeriousChest got doxxed too. Good call
>>549714684Arenas were a factor but the real reason is that people used to have actual discussions about chess here, post to their games, shoot the shit in response to games other people posted etc. When it's just people posting how they'd fuck botez or whatever, you obviously don't get to know anyone.
>>549715157We didn't doxx Karla. Some other people years ago got a photo of her but her name wasn't secret afaik.
>>549715320Sorry, by "naneI don't mean "Karla," I mean her full name.
>>549715427Yeah SeriousChest had it worse, they found out his real name + his father’s account.
>>549715528how did they find that out
>>549715573Idk but they did. They started replying to him with his full name and he told them to stop. Then he crashed out about people finding and trolling his dad’s lichess.
>>549715259Ive posted like 7 games here and gotten zero (you)s
>>549715259>>549715776/chess/ has fallen. Tens must goon.Thanks for the info btw.
>>549715776Yeah I wasn’t around for /tg/ and I get the impression that we came in at the end of the party
>>549708938Too big
>>549716125Pretty much. If you were here when Danya died, that’s how active the threads used to be normally
>>549716125/chess/ peaked with the 2021 candidates and wcc still waiting for mvl's secret prep
>>549716259>t. Every woman I've had sex with
>>549716125Same, seems like it was a fun time :(
>>549716272Virgin black was clearly going for a draw, stacy Karla preferred to play on and lose
>>549714919this doesn't sound like a teenage female nglf
>>549716691Both played like complete dogshit. Seriously hope that was no increment blitz.
>>549716724>Accounts controlled by you have consistently broken the Lichess chat policy.Holy based
>>549716724I think you underestimate teenagers. Nothing about that tells me it couldn't have been written by myself as a teen.
>>549716850it was 10+5 bro
>>549716724It absolutely does, completely delusional with zero accountability. Knowingly broke the rules and tried to shift the blame onto someone else by invoking an unreasonable double standard that is completely not applicable to the matter at hand.
>>549716932>>549716896raging in the chat is a very masculine trait, especially to the point the lichess permabans your ip
Bros never met a latina kek
>>549716125>>549716565Why would it just slow way down and lose a bunch of regulars?
>>549717046No it’s not, throwing a temper tantrum over lichess chat to a stranger that probably doesn’t even speak English is feminine, just screeching into the void. As the other anon mentioned, you’ve never dealt with a BPD Latina before. There’s a difference between masculine anger and psycho cunt screaming and flinging shit at the wall rage, which is what she was doing.
>>549717380/tg/ jannies killed it. We are the Remnant
>>549717380Magnus effectively retired and Indians took over the game
>>549717380Several insane people over the years deliberately tried to bring thread quality down as revenge for dumb petty reasons. They gradually succeeded.
I’ve had to piss for the past 20 games but I don’t want to move. May just piss myself start a new game
>>549718098Use a piss bottle, you pleb.
https://www.chess.com/member/karlakasparov
>>549718098>he doesn’t piss on demandLet me guess, you probably play 15+10
>>549715776i cant really be bothered watching random gamespeople post their OTB tournament games here sometimes which is more interesting
>>549719931So just gotta post lishit games but say they're otb games, gotcha.
>>549717780/chess/ attracts a large number of schizophrenic losers for some reason>>549719931>>549720034It's the story that goes with the game that makes it interesting. Lots of people just post a gif of their game with no comment. It's a lot more interesting if you write something about the game - what you were thinking, moves your opponent made that surprised you, how many gallons of cum you blew after your queen sac, stuff like that.
>>549720194whos Stephen Papadopoulos
>>549694735jesus christ how many paranoid schizos do we have here?is it you every time?like every single day there is some idiot claiming everything he dislikes is one anon samefagging it's surreal
samefagging on demand
>>549724531>>549724531>>549724531new
>>549711961Yep
>>549714583Poindexter with the 2400 provisional USCF rating.If you're in this thread, when is your next OTB tournament?
>>549716272Not bad for an illiterate.
Had my first casual OTB tournament at the club today and managed to win 2 out of 5. I'm honestly so happy. I've fallen in love with this game, and my only real regret is not picking it up earlier.
