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>Global Game News
Current Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"
Current Specials Missions: Half Anniversary Part 2+3
Current Rate Up: Kawakami Princess (3*), Manhattan Cafe (3*), Seiun Sky (SSR), Nakayama Festa (SSR), Yaeno Muteki (SSR), Sirius Symboli (SR)
12/04 & 22 - Legend Races
12/08 - Libra Cup - Kyoto Turf 3000m
12/14 - Autumn Event
12/18 - Kitasan Rerun
12/24 - Fuji Event
12/28 - Scorpio Cup - Tokyo Turf 2000m
https://umamusume.com/news/100040/
https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/

>JP Game News
Current Rate Up: Christmas Nakayama Festa (3* alt), Christmas Dream Journey (3* Alt), Gold Ship (SSR), Fenomeno (SSR)
New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" released

Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline

>IP News
Umamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd season started weekly airings on 10/5

>Thread Clubs
https://rentry.co/umaglobalclublist
You must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.

>All Guides & Resources
https://rentry.org/uma26
Game database
https://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)
A basic guide for newfags
https://rentry.org/umaglobal
Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client
https://www.umavpn.top/93
Seiyuu & Concerts
https://rentry.org/umst
Uma stories
https://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
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i want to fuck narita top road
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i will not build gold ship
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/uma/...
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>>549548782
>filename
This is true
What a wise baker
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>>549548845
uh retard bro the code is literally in the post
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Digitan LOVE
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I love my Emperor
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This is your uma for today
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>>549548956
I haven't made a single Golshi since Golshi week
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MCWIFE
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Golshi wife. Golshi life.
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say kawaii kawaii curren
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>>549549037
we love karen chan though?
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>>549549037
I'll consider it.
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Good night friends!!!
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>>549549254
actually that's mcsex
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I like it when the umas eat a lot and get blaoted
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i want to fuck mejiro palmer
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>>549549037
She's such a fake WHOOORE
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>>549549427
>tanuki poster
Sorry, I can't wish you a good night.
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>>549549328
SEKAI ICHI KAWAIIIIII
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Uma&Co is looking for a cute trainer to join for A+ again! Monthly quota 25-30m but less for you since its almost the middle of the month! Leave your id pleasee
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>>549549328
This uma looks like a whore
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>>549549037
>please, guys don’t hate me
>>549549464
>posts her tits
What did she mean by this?
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>>549549505
no you faggot
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>>549548956
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desu wa
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i want to fuck nice nature
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>>549549570
Other members in my club are flatlining except for me and thinking of switching
789911501665
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Curren and Falco fags are obnoxious and should be euthanized.
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>>549549328
i want to masturbate to this
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>>549549427
gn
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>>549549481
i want to fuck tosen jordan
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>>549549698
Even cheerleader Nice Nature?
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>>549549713
Mambo...
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>>549549570
your club is not findable
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>>549549427
Umasumi!
>>549549481
GET IN LINE FUCKER!
>>549549776
I wanna hug this boy.
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If your wife is not good with children
You are wasting your time
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>>549549834
cheerleader gets triple fuck
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We're just trying horses for the fuck of it now
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Gold, silver or bronze?
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>>549549713
heh
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>>549549901
>>549549570

wrong pic
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>>549549901
case sensitive?
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>>549549996
My wife is not a pedophile
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>>549550169
Retarded mutt
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i want to fuck narita tieshin
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>>549549996
holy damn cute! after watching RTTT and you spamming NTR I have begun to like her a lot
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Sorry Danchou sparking is so time consuming I'm afraid I have to...
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wtf the lobby looks so empty without the 1st anni decorations
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>Check chronogenesis
>Dropped another 17 ranks
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Uh oh…
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>>549550127
doesnt seem so
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>>549548782
Raisu
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>>549549427
Sleep tight
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>>549550169
I'm guessing what the color of your skin is
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giwtwm
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i want to fuck gorudu shippo
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>Get fans goal
>I'll just do a Futurity or Hopeful
>Amazing trainings with 3+ friends & orbs all the way until december
>Lose race
>Goal failed
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THAT WAS THE RUN
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Falco haters who don't own her when it's time for the Aquarius Cup will know what it feels like to get the rope.
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>>549550542
>reddit tachyon
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Sorry danchou but im not feeling it today, gonna just shitpost today
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>>549550485
why does she look so smug in the background?
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How many banners do i need to skip as free to play?
Can i only ever get one horse from 10 banners or so?
I wasted all my carrorts on different banners without getting the cows
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>>549550637
But you shitpost every day.
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>>549550579
>>>/v/
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>plays uma
>isn't a pedophile
Lmao kill yourself
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MAMBO!
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>*BOOM*
>*crash*

That's all the warning you get before your home is invaded in a ruthless Uma Attack.

How do you defend yourself?
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>>549549713
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i want to fuck nyanhattan cafe
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is kawakami shit?
i never saw anyone using her
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>>549550689
You'll need to pick out a card or uma you want and simply stock up until you can spark and never roll until then
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>>549550671
Can't a girl be happy
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>>549550785
>doxxing bootlicker
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>>549550698
why is she so angry
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>>549550689
Depends there's the carrot calculator and banner pull guides. Usually assumes retenting at least class 5, a A club min and making A finals each champions meeting
https://youtu.be/-tTg37GbIYY?si=okv91P1qaIdR_eTM

You might want to decide which running style you like the most since future cards tend to be focused on certain styles and less generalist
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Someone please throw some salt on this girl, give her a pentacle of mars, anything
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But really, where is the door to the new era?
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thank you ryan, I will cherish it
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>>549550768
It's out of my hand at that point. Take out my cock and accept my fate.
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>>549550768
I get the lube
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>>549550842
well i want more than one but non really bad
what now
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>>549550785
>5,456,490
>4,901,975
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>>549550870
I'd dox the actual flatliner but he doesnt even talk in chat
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>>549550736
Hows the weather in Israel right now Mossad agent #231?
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>>549551017
pay up
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>>549551078
This uma is pretty fertile
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>>549550785
>That's a good rule
>said rule is made exactly to save his ass
ALL HAIL DANCHOU
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>>549551017
You can keep luckpulling randomly like you already do and hope for the best
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>>549547452
...She might need to be redone
She jobbed to the legend race Seiun and won another time by only 6L
Not a good sign methinks, didn't think NSM was that important
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>>549550948
I know a better way to burn simple carbs fast
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literally how lmao


>>549551121
which uma is that?
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>>549549996
How good Maruzensky is with kids?
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>>549551090
jews arent allowed to spam about their pedophile lust, browns do that WITH jew IPs
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>>549551214
hmmmm, im not sure i know what you mean anon
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>>549551241
This is inevitable.
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>>549550940
Maybe I'm the one who needs an exorcism
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>>549551078
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>>549551241
>pace chaser with 500 power
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>>549550948
Happy birthday Anon.
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>>549551191
yeah i mostly get shit umas that way
and i still need one copy of kita so i need to save a bit
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>>549550948
happy birthday anondacchi
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FUCK YOU DANCHOU
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>>549551241
no WIT means no recoveries, and low power
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>>549550948
happy birthday anon. now hire a hooker to dress as ryan and have amazonian sex with her
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>>549551241
Tazuna tells you right there
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>boyfag anons get a happy birthday
>when I post my uma saying it I get nothing
I see how it is, you FAGS
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>>549551557
im married...
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>>549551241
special week
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>>549551437
Dacchi...
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>>549551475
>do wit SS
>get called retard
>do stamina SS
>get called retard
>do power SS
>get called retard
fuck you niggers
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>>549550948
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>3 borrows
>3 runs with statlines worse than URA campaign
Lovely
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>>549551604
you have hate in your heart that's why
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>>549551604
Expecting decency out of a place that is a den for autistics and actual psychos was your first mistake. It can happen, but you shouldn't count on it.
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>>549551691
what the hell...
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>>549551574
>trusting tazuna
lmao
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:>
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>>549551604
its because I hate your guts specifically
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>>549551607
hire a hooker to dress as ryan and make your wife to dress as mcqueen.
now make them race to the bed and give the dicko sho trophy to the winner
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>>549551604
Happy birthday GAYBOY
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>>549551604
I just got here and opened the thread
Link your post so I can wish you happy birthday
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>>549550768
Umas are strong, but can they survive .45 ACP shot to torso?
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>>549551657
Yeah it's a balance with stat floors ya dingus. Max speed means nothing if it takes you too long to accel to it
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EL STOP GIVING ME MILE SPARKS WHAT THE FUCK
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>>549551557
Mejiro Ryan position
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>>549551876
youre onto something
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my wife's chud allegations were fake
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>>549551807
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It is not my birthday.
Can I still get a (You)?
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>Me and my favorite Umamusume
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Should I get stamina siphon on Cafe?
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>>549552073
no
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>>549551887
>>549551892
While I appreciate it, it was 2 weeks ago.
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>>549551980
micro-peen status?
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>>549552075
I can't even tell which one is the seme
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>>549551898
>taishit retard
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>>549552085
yes, its the best recovery skill in the game because it lets you rape people to death
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>>549551379
>pract5ice poor
>infirmary fails right after
Yeah...
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We are not finished yet! Come help us, jigger!
https://jiggie.fun/tTQkMp
https://jiggie.fun/tTQkMp
https://jiggie.fun/tTQkMp
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is 8* stam fine? am I being too greedy fishing for 9? best case scenario you lose out on 27 stam if both inspirations also give you +9
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I am RAPING the bottom of the barrel to get fucking crystals to scout my girl Manhattan Cafe.
15 pulls and nothing.
I can't stand this game
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>>549551980
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You don't really love Manhattan Cafe if you wouldn't also sex her schizo tulpa friend. They're a package deal, you know.
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>>549552073
only because you posted kingu
and i was about to post saying she has is the most pleasant to listen to on main screen
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>>549552425
>>>/v/
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>>549552212
Pick whichever you want, the result is the same!
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>>549552186
> it was 2 weeks ago.
It must've been posted while I was at work or getting a camera in my ass. I still hope you had a good one
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>>549552493
PALMER IS DEFINITELY NOT THAT FLAT
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the next three anons below this post will be systematically raped by Daiwa Scarlet in front of their favorite trainees (who will be masturbating to it)
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>>549552249
dont bother infirmary practice poor it'll even go away in summer camp rest now
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>>549551657
maybe it needs a balance because all stats matter
some matter more than others in certain situations
for a race this long you want as much stamina, try for at least 1000, and around 500 guts
1200 stamina is good, but as long as you have 2 gold recoveries you don't need the extra 200 stam
you also need enough WIT to consistently trigger them, 400 is scraping the bottom
you need power to overtake, you don't need 1000+ because you're pace but you do need like 600 or more
and only after that do you raise speed the highest you can, because that much speed only really matters at high levels when all other stats are fine

you're fine basically fine on power, but your WIT being that low makes every race a gamble, because even with 2 golds you have a good chance of not proccing either
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Corner adept + long straights or Rudolf's inherit? On my last 200 sp here
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>>549552452
>Mfw her friend will be looking at you having sex with Manhattan
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>>549552381
>15 pulls and nothing
oh no how awful
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>>549552497
>while I was at work
>or getting a camera in my ass
Talk about escalation. I'd get the archive link, but I'm not that petty, and partly meant my original post as a joke (obv) anyway. But yes, thank you, hope your rectum is doing well!
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>>549552425
she never kicked and killed a mare
only the micromanko part is true
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>>549552493
seeeeeeeeex
child horse seeeeeeeeeeeex
what pixiv?
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>>549550948
Happy birthday!
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>>549549901
club is unsearchable when
>it's full
>someone is occupying the available slots (invitation / request)
yes it's stupid
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>>549552329
8* is still very strong especially with a borrowed 9* parent backing it up
The difference between an 8* parent and a 9* parent is only about 20-30 points across the run I think
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hey, smelly lady. youre late!
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>>549552452
Literally who the fuck here would say no to a ghost blowjob?
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>>549552727
112201779
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>>549552651
Cafe's unique seems enough to push her into a good position, I'd go for Rudolf's inherit. I don't have a Cafe though and only been seeing her from lobbies
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>>549552460

>>549552775
do i have to reject the 30th slot applicant before i can get another
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>>549552650
cant get wit to proper height without 2-3 wit cards then stamina will suffer
so what does a balanced deck look like?
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>>549552497
everyone is so old
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>>549552186
Happy birthday!
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>>549552651
Do you have any other velocity skills? If you don't have any then I'd grab corner+straights to improve the chance that you can proc cafe unique during mid race.

If you already have something for that though then I'd take emperor's divine might.
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Just got this. Maybe it's too late to give up on Libra after all.
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>>549552765
Ryan with that hairstyle is omegasexo
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Odds I do 30 Cafe runs in hope of making an ace
Evens I read a romcom VN
0 the anon below me will die in his sleep
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does TAISHIN POTENTIAL THE UMA works for Scorpio?
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>>549553048
Congrats and good luck
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>>549553124
RIP ANON
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>>549552998
What did the survey say, 30+ avrg age? Adds up
>>549553015
The cutest of wives!
>>549552896
Must be a fascinating experience, like that Scary Movie 2 scene, but real and more scary.
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>>549552694
i dont like her but fuck you luck shitter
>>549552904
i love children
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>>549553090
heh
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>>549553048
Goddess's speed bwo
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Is anyone taking those Ignited SPD skills for CM?
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>>549553124
There is a world in which she wins.
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>>549553048
>Attaches the wrong image
I hate the two minute post cooldown like you wouldn't believe.
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>>549553242
no
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>>549552619
I'll just pretend it isn't there and eventually it'll go away
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>>549553090
>>549553124
abayo....
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>>549553090
what VN would it be? looking for content
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>>549552928
if you want it to be searchable, yes
but we can just wait for people to drop their ID so we can check their portfolio
which we should
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>>549553216
>slop
of course AI would only be used for CSAM
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>>549552452
>ghost oyakodon
Imagine
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>>549552998
>Casual colonoscopy talk alongside uma talk
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>>549552765
Ryan is already cute (don't believe anyone who doesn't think that), do you think they had to contain her power level? If she had long hair she would mog every other uma in existence
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How come Seiun and King fags don't fight?
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>>549550948
Happy birthday anon
>>549551604
Happy late birthday anon
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>>549552998
Speak for yourself old man
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>>549552708
Thanks, it is doing fine
>>549552998
I'm still young and hip...
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>>549553209
>>549552998
I love when kaichou dress like slutty uma.
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>>549553349
i'm not in any vg club i'm just trying to be lazy officer in another one (comfy B although unusually B+ last month)
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>>549553447
Because Sky fans take it easy
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I sometimes wonder what inspires horse names. I would've gone for Law Change or Sunday Society. Some Japanese guy must've really liked his New England coffee.
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>>549553507
>"What's up fellow Uma!"
Anyon, don't do that...
>>549553509
What about young uma!?
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>>549552998
>everyone is so old
the perfect hunting ground.
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>>549549190
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>>549553023
>>549552921
Will probably take Corner Adept + Long Straight, but I just realised I also have Straightaway Adept available. I'm assuming Corner Adept > Straightaway Adept for this track?
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>>549553661
No wonder why Curren is popular here
I see
I see
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>>549553340
daitoshokan no hitsujikai
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>>549552452
>can feel the ghost standing over your shoulder while you're fucking cafe
>won't let you cum until cafe is satisfied
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>>549553786
Loved that anime for some reason
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>all my 3* power sparks are on Golshi
>can't use Golshi twice to farm for 9* power
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>>549552452
GHOST RI-
GHOST BLOWJOB
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>>549551249
My wife did a great job with Sakura Chiyono O.
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>>549552452
it would be fun to creampie the tulpa and see your cum floating inside her invisible womb
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>>549553628
cafe is the owner's crown name, all their (it's a father-mother-son family that owns them) horses have cafe in the name
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>>549553447
King surprisingly doesn't belittle others even though she's an ohohoho character
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>>549553384
try again in english ranjid
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>Build the perfect end closer parents
>Both have Goldship as sublegacies
>Only end closer is Goldship
fuck me
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>>549554070
Opera if worse in every possible way
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>>549553124
/ourguy/ says to just use taiki shuttle
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>>549553817
>we'll never get a doujin where Torena-san tries to pull out of Cafe only for her friend to push him back in
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>>549553995
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>>549554183
The only VF guide I'll agree with
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>>549553714
Grass wouldn't act like this.
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why are horse children so fuckable?
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>>549554139
Is that a bad thing?
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>>549553995
based wife
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>>549553714
Grass would do this
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>>549554380
Yes it is.
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>>549554309
>grass
anon...
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>>549554329
yummy horsies
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>>549553901
This is the first time I've seen anyone mention it has an anime. It has been fun so far too
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>>549549473
>Even Jordan has a fat fuck mode
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>>549553447
Kingfags are too busy taking Commendation practice and dating her.
Seiunfags are too lazy to fight anyone
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>>549554432
Explain
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>>549554329
Because they look like human children for the most part (except cuter because they're anime characters), and because you are a pedophile
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Cygenerous!
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You are NOT being raped rn. Do NOT panic. Do NOT resist. Do NOT shout or make a scene.
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>>549554658
Affinity.
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i am content with this as a good ryan to start with for scorpio
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>>549549473
me in about 8 minutes
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>>549554506
Everything about that image is wrong.
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>>549554654
Seiunfags would rather be fishing, to be quite honest
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>>549554658
Inbreeding
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>>549554506
delish
>>549554669
human children are not this juicy tho
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>>549554882
They would be if they were drawn by these artists
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>>549554309
>>549554424
>final named for Rudolf
>it's clearly rudolf
Grasstards....
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>>549554731
Now that's a nice rape
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>>549554417
Her with our beloved grandkids and Winning Ticket.
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>Get in dick measuring contest about our favourite umas with my friend
>Could be any topic, in game stats, whist the coolest, which Uma is the best at what
>Every time
>Every single time I have him backed into the hypothetical corner
>he pulls out the fact that Rudolf is the goat
>Have no counter points
I’m so fucking mad because he always wins these little shitflinging sessions is there any possible way that Rudolf loses.
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ONLY SOME UMAS ARE JUNIOR FILLIES
NOT ALL OF THEM!
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>Slop
Just know that this man does not represent the rest of us respectable pedophiles.
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Did I wander into the blue archive thread right now?
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>>549554983
so glad we have ai for art now
no need to wait for artists to draw 1000 different versions and variations
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we should post back mare pussy instead of this pedo thing
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>>549555052
shes not a goat you silly goose!
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>>549554658
there is a decent chance no spark (including the blue sparks) will trigger from the golshi's during inspiration because umas have 0 affinity with themselves
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is manhattan good?
must pull?
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>slop
Only Happy Meek's pink pussy can save us from this shit thread
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>>549555390
Or Almond's pussy
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>>549555282
I’ve had it with this unbeatable Uma. The empire must fall.
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>>549555390
I will fucking murder you
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>>549555360
My dick says yes
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So what are your thoughts on junior fillies?
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>>549555278
already did that few months ago
no one liked it
>>549555496
your dick is small and with shit taste
she is a schizo
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>
We're not even halfway in you fucking retards
Next thread will be better
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>>549555390
So you saying you want AI slop of Happy Meek's pink pussy?
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>>549553438
She is very cute, and I'm normally a fan of the short-haired umas, but Ryan's haircut is too much. They limited her power too much for me...
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>>549553995
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I still didnt read a single career once
Always skip
What are they talking so much?
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>>549555591
Everyone has too much free time now that their bot is doing the work for them...
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>>549555639
>>549555390
can you freaks fucking not?
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>>549554752
>>549555306
Does that end up reflecting in the visible affinity rating as well? I could have sworn I had plenty of runs with double circle affinity where both parents shared a parent
>>549554845
Inbreeding only a problem if you lowroll, skill issue
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>>549555476
Many have tried, and all must fail. For they cannot overcome... the power behind the throne.
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>>549554991
>it's clearly rudolf
in my defense there are zero distinguishing features of the uma in that picture and the shade of her hair looks absolutely nothing like rudolf's hair color
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>>549555360
yeah sure, if you'll have (kita MLB - xLB) * 30,000 carats remaining after getting her. while x is your current kitasan limit break
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>>549555282
She's my breeding sow.
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>>549555912
her cowlick is pointing out the side
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mesugaki spe is acually hot
wasted potetial
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Sex with Verxina
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>>549555478
>>549555787
But Happy Meek is a cutie
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>>549555052
Next time remind him who one the '84 Japan Cup and watch him seethe.
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wish there was weekly borrow reserve
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>>549555787
Now post the cum stained screen with the white fillie.
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>>549556054
No she isn't, nor is all the AIslop the brown is spamming
>>549556039
Gentle wife is cuter
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>>549555935
i am kita c4 and on 7000 carrots
I AM SO SICK OF PULLING CARDS ONLY I PLAY FOR UMAS NOT CARDS REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>549556054
why did they have to give her a dick though
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>>549555506
Huggable. I like the idea of having them sit on my arm.
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Happy Meek is an infinitely more memorable character than Little Cocon and the brown one in Unity Cup.
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Humiliation ritual
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whores
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>>549556154
wrong image, whops

>>549556291
sex with helios
marriage with palmer
humping gold city
kissing espoir or whatever her name is
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>>549556291
Mejiro Palmer is a good girl. She shouldn't associate with those degenerates.
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>>549556291
my w(horse)
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>>549556223
true, japan sucks if they dont have her cameo more in later scenarios
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>>549556241
I started playing yesterday and I picked Nice Nature for my first career. I'm fucked aren't I?
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>>549556223
Little Cocon and Bitter Glass.
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>>549556291
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>>549556597
Bwo how many days does it take you to finish a career?
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>>549553124
ironically yes
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>>549556642
this is pretty cute art, I like it
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>>549556597
No. She is a good girl and you made a good choice. You might fail in your career though. But that's okay.
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>>549556291
palmer wouldn't do that
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ICHIBAN
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I hate Tokai Teio.
I seriously fucking hate her.
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>>549556597
Nice Nature is a very lovable character so even if she doesn't perform you still made the right choice.
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>>549555912
The hint is her fluffy ears
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>>549556682
teio would do this, then claim she wouldn't, and then do it
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>>549555878
Wasting a TP bottle to inbreed
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>>549556819
i wanna lick those ears
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>>549556860
that's a foal
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>>549556793
this but taishit, elshit, neicha shit and aguneshit
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>>549556597
Anon! Do NOT kill yourself if you fail the career! I repeat, do NOT kill yourself! You can try again later! I know you'll want to pull the trigger, but do NOT kill yourself!
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I hate Winning Ticket.
I seriously fucking hate her.
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>>549556682
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>>549557161
Finally, a post that I can agree with.
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how can cyjews tell if you're using a chinkbot?
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>>549556860
Why do I have breeding urges when I see this picture? Are human beings not supposed to avoid foals and instead procure large mammaries as a survival instinct?
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>>549556597
Nice Nature's career is actually very friendly
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they are all so fuckable
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>>549557245
the same way they banned autoplayers from gbf
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>>549557459
>those tanlines
I coomed
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Stop replying to slop.
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>WitGOD said NSM is the ace move that determines races
>then makes a later video saying it's not that important
>he's now been vindicated on his original beliefs as it keeps being the determining factor
He's literally me, I also often change my answer in a multiple choice test only to learn that my first choice was correct.
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>>549557245
>Answer: Safer than the steam release (All of your processes are transparent lmao), I have done what I can to humanize the inputs. **BUT** if they decide to put in the effort they **WILL** find you. It is near impossible to simulate perfect human behavior with code so use at your own risk. I take no responsibility. **HIDING BEHIND A EMULATOR DOES NOT MAKE YOU UNDETECTABLE YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.** That being said it is still very difficult to detect as they have nothing to look at apart from metadata of your clicks. So you're likely fine
TL;DR: Developer tend to have a LOT of shit build into their products to check if things work, or to see how people play their games and what else have you, statistics essentially.
They very likely also track your movement and if you injected anything into the game, even if the store page isn't mentioning anything about any anti-cheat.
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Are slop posters second class citizens in /uma/ ?
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WTF?
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Huh so this fanart was based off from the real Eishin doing the tongue heart
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>>549557761
Yes but if no one is going to draw the porn, someone has to step up and do the important job.
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>>549557801
>He botted
Oh nyo nyo nyo
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Why does no one like Special Week?
>she's boring
But she's just a good girl who wants to do her best.
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>>549557853
Nah fuck that shit
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why does she get the nosebleed
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>>549557761
Who the fuck made them citizens?! Citizenship is earned. They're civilians at best
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>>549557915
>But she's just a good girl who wants to do her best.
Yeah which is kinda boring, it's the most basic bitch character to write.
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>>549556890
I couldn't find the image where (You) lick her ears then get fur on your tongue so have this instead
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>>549557915
I like her, but she's not my favourite.
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>>549557961
>they didnt go back and add in a nosebleed for vodka
cygay...
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>>549557915
I don't like her because the game hasn't yet let me train her. When it does, I will surely begin liking her.
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>>549557761
I like making AI images but I hate this OOC coomposting.
And that goes for real fartists too.
All the OOC coomer art is also worthless slop.
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my daring gf tact
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>still pretending to like king gaylo
why do people do this
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>>549557847
You're just looking in the wrong places.
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>>549557915
I like her a lot than Kitasan Black. They're both boring but Spechud at least has personality
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>>549558021
Good enough.
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>>549558140
But imagine if we didn't have these gay restrictions, we'd be doing prime-era FGO numbers on the porn scene.
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i now have all my umas at pot 3 or higher
i feel good
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>>549558210
She got what ears?
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do umas only give birth to umas or do they give birth to ningen as well? does that explain why there are ningen with weird hair and eye colors in the anime? because of uma genes in their family tree?
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>>549557614
He gave us the hint the first time and started the gaslight so he wouldn't make the other lesser sloptubers feel retarded, which they are
All hail WitGOD, eternally wise, and eternally humble
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>>549557915
I like her especially her daughters.
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>>549558324
Uma Ears
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>>549558234
I find it more erotic this way actually. I jerk off to uma musume for probably over an hour every day.
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>>549557915
her obsession with suzuka made me don't like her during season 1, still the worst season for me
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>>549557961
1994 japan cup he was in the paddock then spontaneously got a nosebleed and had to withdraw from the race
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ehhh
what happened to the school
is it over did the umas lose the love live?
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Thoughts on concept art Nakadashi Festa?
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>>549558386
That's such a wasted potential Spe. Might as well made her end or late
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I'm not sure if it's a sickness getting to me or burnout
I might have to step down as danchou if it is burnout and repent for having spent over 350 dollars on a gachaslop game
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>>549558335
female child = uma
male child = human
people can just dye their hair anon
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>>549558559
sex with wild boys
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>>549557245
couldnt they just compare your playstyle/inputs? like lets say before you started botting you had a tendency to just click through loading screens out of impatience, then you started botting and that behavior stopped wholesale. thatd be a pretty significant tell, no?
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>>549557915
Name one anime idol protag that has been considered best or not boring
>love live
>im@s
>bang dream
>euphonium
Hell, even comfy shit like Girls und Panzer and K-on! suffer from this
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>>549558581
Mambo...
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>>549558581
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>>549558581
Mambobros?
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>>549558632
Shibuya Kanon
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>>549558628
>bot from the get go, including rerolling
>literally impossible to tell
brilliant idea!
>>549558632
love live is trash
who the fuck cares and what is bang dream?
euopho isnt an idol show you gigantic troglodyte
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>>549558581
Okay but unironically what club
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>>549558335
They're anime. Tho it seems in Umamusume it's all dye for hair and luck of the gene draw for eyes
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>>549558581
umaobwo....
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>>549558581
danchou....
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>>549558581
Hey
Think about it this way
There are people that pay THOUSANDS to fly for 10 hours in business class between two cities
$350 for your jpeg wives that make you :D is a much better value than paying for a nicer seat on a plane
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>>549555878
>>549556871
So I think the issue isn’t that it doesn’t proc at all, I think the issue is that each individual can only inspire you once. That would mean it’s bad if ANY of your parents are shared, not just if they’re the same as your current trainee. Not that big of a waste of a TP bottle.
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>>549557761
I don't consider slopers people, but I also don't have hard feelings against it, I am fine as long as they put effort in the slopa and fix all the wrong this that come with it, like fucked up lines, fingers, distorted uma ears and accessories. But I don't think there is a single AIjeet that bothers doing that, so no, they are not citizens.
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>>549558632
Ino Sakura, checkmate
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>>549558779
>he doesn't know
Fucking posers
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>>549558917
>hyper manface
stop
leave
kys
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>>549558917
>hyper cuteface
continue
stay
rys (rape)
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>>549558917
That is a man
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best support cards for the next cm?
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post yandere umas
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>>549558581
this post is way funnier when you consider that 350$ is barely enough for a single spark
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Witlet Gold Shits getting absolutely manhandled by the guts wit Taishin god
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>>549559059
manhattan cafe
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>>549558917
>thousands of Mejiro art to choose from
>you post the ugly tumblr tranny one
kys
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>on-steam update
BOTBROS TURN YOUR BOTS OFF
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>>549559238
>using a bot that interacts with the steam client
OHNONONONONO
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>>549558945
I'll concede
One
Out of many other shows/games
And Spe is not an Ino Sakura, she's a generic face of the first iteration of the IP that's not terrible, but it's mogged by the side cast
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>>549558949
NTA but you're retarded if you call euphonium an idol show and I've been in /a/ since 2010
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>>549559238
You use the bot on an emulator bwo
I hope you don't mind losing your account
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>>549558581
If a danchud can quit after spending then for sure that will happen to me sooner or later. This is a post I needed to see since I was being tempted to buy the half anniv pack
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why i can't log in??
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I love boys. Post boys.
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WOULD YOU?
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Made her a Runaway.

Is this supposed to happen?
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>>549559438
>he botted
OH NONONONO
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>>549559390
>the bot
there is ones that work on PC clients, taking over your mouse inputs
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If I were Sweep's trainer I'd give in and just let her do whatever she wants because she's so cute.
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would you play an uma musume fighting game
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>jeet
>brown
>sea
>esl
I don't get this obsession with finding minor grammatical mistakes in someone else's post.
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I CANT LOG IN AT ALL ITS FUCKING OVER
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>>549559482
She's going to cast a "spell" on accident and set your house on fire
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>>549559482
but asking her to eat her vegetables is objectively the better option
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>>549559553
It's pattern recognition. You can tell by the content of their posts too.
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https://jiggie.fun/tobenice
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>>549559553
It's all about mentally ill people (generation doesn't matter) trying to feel superior over others. Same goes for wanna be le ebin trolls going "no argument" (they're children) or "uh oh melty xD"
uh oh melty btw shut up gooner
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>>549559389
>nta
Sure thing bro
It's not literal idols, but it's the same conceptually, /a/utistic retard
Same with k-on and other shit like soranowoto and revue starlight. Same tropes and structure as idol shows
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???
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>>549559603
I'd still find it difficult to tell her off.
>>549559662
I'll just have to get Fuji to help me with that.
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This is my wife
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every tuesday this happens
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>>549558590
>>549558820
fair enough. I actually forgot until after I posted that there's that episode of cinderella gray where you see tamamo's trainer without green hair when she was younger.
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>>549559461
You over trained your Suzuka.........
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>>549559617
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leckermaul is tachyon... noooo someone erase this homo from the franchise
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IT'S STEAM MAINTENANCE YOU IDIOTS
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>>549559518
Yes, so I can beat the shit out of Ticket
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>>549559709
You're actually retarded holy shit. A secondary trying to fit in. You can't even name PRECURE of all the obvious shows that has the best mc. FUCKING NEW FAGGOT.
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Umapyoi practice with Sweepy
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>top club dicksword servers are panicking
So it's finally happening
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>>549558525
It's over...
The home screen looks so barren now. Well, time to switch them back out of their half-anniversary outfits I suppose.
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ryan...
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>>549559815
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>the banwave already started
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>>549559858
I started a career just now
Botfags are getting the rope
Also, always take the hint from king halo, her discounts are massive
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>>549559553
>>549559689
based
this place become normalfag central
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>>549559617
>>549559815
>>549560018
holy cute
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>>549559885
lmao I think yhbt
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>banging on the door
>you see this through the peephole
what do
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>>549560018
>>549560112
Class rep put so much work into this, sugoi-ne
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>>549560015
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what the fuck is going on
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>Be adult human man
>Casually befriend Uma child with nay a thought
>Get groomed
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not that i'm complaining but how did palmer attract so many torenas here
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>>549560015
save the mejiro bloodline, toreina
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>>549560042
Pretty sure it's done in waves so regions will be out others not
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It's a fucking tragedy that these did not become skins.
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>>549558525
Why is it censored?
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>>549560050
its "became"
or "has become"
or "is becoming"
you fuckin esl faggot
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>Double rainbow
>Facility lvl 4
>+29
Any of you niggers with MLB SSRs have no idea what my life is like
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>>549560356
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>>549559664
>>549559689
Like I think its really weird that ai poster randomly gets labeled as India, I doubt anyone brown is able to afford the hardware that can make ai. I guess even some 4changgers view ai the same way as your average twitterfag
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>>549560356
she didn't, it is just one schizo spamming her
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>>549560403
wtf rudolf tree was a mod?
cygay, youre fucking up too much...
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>>549560342
>tracen after highschool
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8 days until I'm finally unbricked.......
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>>549560356
>ugly
>corny tomboy
>trying hard gyaru
>how did palmer attract so many torenas
sure retard whatever you say
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Thank you WitGods.
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smol mambo
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>>549560219
end up on the receiving end of umapol brutality (rape)
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>>549560575
how many carats do you have saved, bro...
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>>549560479
is this so called..."schizo", in the room with us right now?
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>>549560545
I think the translation was actually supposed to be junior high.
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>>549558632
Finding out Honoka from Love Live isn't popular was weird to me. She's a simple genki character but unironically taught me to listen more to people around me. Changed my life for the better. At least her influence on the genre is undeniable
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>>549560582
Eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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>>549560403
Air groove outfit is amazing and emanates pure sexo
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>>549560632
you will recognize him by the Mejiro Stud name
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>>549560356
>Gyaru
>Helios's bestie gal pal
>BIG NIGE
>RIch family
>A looker
I can't think of 1 reason
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>>549560328
it's just you and her and the Sunday Silence tulpa
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>>549560403
Every year
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>>549560403
>the red nose reindeer costume
>not rudolf
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>>549558874
Okay, this is definitely the case. Shared sublegacies are definitely bad, just not because of affinity issues from what I can tell.
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>>549560719
this. also she is super reliable and a good friend!
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>>549560575
If you get all your kitas in 1 roll you won't unbrick yourself that much
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>>549560635
Junior high is too heckin problematic.
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>>549560403
>ok so who are we going to put in the reindeer costume?
>"I know just the uma for the job..."
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Check em
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>>549560356
We see a cute girl being corrupted by detestable gyarus and get the urge to save her.
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>>549560423
bait correction is bait
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>>549560885
ok, now take a screenshot in the scout screen
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>>549560627
a bit haha
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>>549560356
She's cute, hot and a good girl. Also i really like her hairstyle and her modest breasts
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>>549560873
>>549560783
It's rude of you guys to underestimate the president's tree powers.
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More excited to get bricked than lose my virginity
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>>549560356
>>549560719
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>>549560941
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>>549561153
No, it's just dumb.
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>>549556597(me)
She did it
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>>549561161
Being virgin when you're over 30 is weird.
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>>549561153
I think Rudolf needs to make like a tree and leave before more anons give her mean comments about her choice for a costume.
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>>549561398
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>>549561398
I'm a magical girl and you're not
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If you run the same G1 twice (like takarazuka kinen twice), does that improve affinity more than just running it once, or improve white spark chances?
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>>549561398
>aoi gaslighting trainers into thinking they're weird so that they think aoi is their only option
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Thai keiba is fully embracing uma model
Sasuga Japan's cultural colony
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Man does Steam know me or WHAT
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>>549561643
all three have obnoxious vtumor designs
hard pass
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>>549561161
Wait, didn't you mean unbrick? Anon if that was a typo you just jinxed yourself real good

>>549561398
I turned 30 this year and I'm still waiting for my wizard powers. Maybe it got lost in the mail?
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>>549561398
I AM A POWERFUL WIZZARD WHILE YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A SPECK OF DIRT UNDER MY FINGERNAILS!
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>>549560423
i shit in your mothers mouth tranny
dont use my wife to shitpost low wit troon
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Thoughts on Kunoichi Creek?
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>3 lines
>give up
>>
ermbwos
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>>549561756
Oguri wouldn't do this...
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>>549561813
I've once gotten 2 straightaway spurt hints from speed bursts. On a Teio run too
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>>549560356
Her story of being an underdog that wins a couple of G1s when no one thought she would amount to anything is pretty compelling. Then her sidestory in Season 2 where she learns to oonige and be a gyaru through her friendship with Helios was nice as well.
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>>549561398
Is that why urara killed herself at 29?
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NOOOO FUCKING TOSHUSY FAILED TO GIVE ME SPURT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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There's orange birbs being posted on /hdg/. Stop it.
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>>549561810
Top tier design. 10/10
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>>549561810
I'm a big fan. Will be rolling for it in like 3 years
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you're not my trainee go sexpest someone else....
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>>549561968
Spurt in her for revenge
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Why yes, I did just give up two careers in a row due to failing trainings.
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>>549559676
did anyone else get booted?
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>>549561398
I wonder if anons are not losing their v-card because they don't want to or because they don't want them
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>>549562110
Danchou? We've got him right here.
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>>549561398
Rather die single than to have sex with ningens like picrel lole
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Spoilers for Main Story 2 coming here.

I find it interesting how Cesario says she feels "drawn" to certain umas (specifically Special Week and Symboli Kris S), since this has massive impplications on the lore of its world. Heavily implying that umas have some sort of a spiritual connection and have lingering memories of their previous life as real horses before they got reincarnated into the umaverse.
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>>549562170
yes
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uh oh danchuddy I'm flatlining and you cant stop me
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>>549562204
Isn't Teio already a living proof of that
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phew, that was close
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>>549562304
Teio is a fucking nigger. no one cares about that shitty uma
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Just learned that my oshi uma had above average sized dick
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>>549558897
what you describe was literally being done here by one anon along with combining hand drawn and digitally drawn art as a fusion. he was taking requests every so often and the quality was distinctly better than anything I’ve seen since.
Hasn’t posted in a while but he’s the one sloper I respect come back lewd-anon ;_;
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>>549562204
neo universe and machan are explcit about it
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>>549561643
>horses heads

That made me realize, who is this uma?
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>>549562376
Grass?
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>>549562353
>Teio is a fucking nigger
The one on the left looks a lot more like one
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>>549562353
based
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>>549562250
Sure, leave your oshi alone in the lobby of Tracen. I’m sure nobody will try to make a pass on her. I mean, you could be running careers with her, but nah, go ahead, you’ve got better things to do. She’ll be here when you get back.
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>>549562250
DANCHOU GET HIM KICK HIS ASS
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>>549562451
mejiro ryan
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>>549562353
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>>549562204
you can see this with literally every uma anon, you don't need the main story to confirm it. Specially when we are talking about parents-children and how they somehow "feel" comfortable talking to each other
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Why are the state of manhattan cafe's toes given so much focus in her storyline
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>>549562204
You can already see those implications from the random conversations from the "Home" section alone
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>>549562250
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>>549562532
go ahead, all yours friend.
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>>549562204
anon...
I think you may be a little slow in your mental aspects...
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>>549562661
cool it with the antisemitism
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>>549562173
I just don't care that much about losing my v-card or being in a relationship. Being alone feels more comfortable
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>>549562661
it's not a japanese horror story if there's no nail-related body horror
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>>549562771
…nevermind.
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ventured outside of here for once and it's all rektposting, please don't become like that umadacchis. let's keep to horsies
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I think we should burn all the unwanted kinds of this general at the stake
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Been fucking around with guts deck. Seems decent for parent farming it's really easy to get 600+ everything
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Trainer fell in love... ?
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>>549562395
You mean the guy that posts in /trash/ ?
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>>549562591
King and Princess' stories are basically like that
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>>549562882
I only like horsies
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>>549562901
would rather 1100/600/1100 in ura desu
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There is statistically no reason to ever run a position other than End Closer on Medium/Long, and no reason ever run a position other than Front Runner on Sprint/Mile.
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>Westerners: I hate pedos!, btw I'm playing the schoolgirl horse grooming game.
Name it.
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>>549562882
I want to wrek my CF from behind
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>>549562864
Kek
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>>549562952
yeah
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>>549563048
she's rapebaiting tho
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>9 end practice room
>cafe activates highlander early
>literally fucking autowins by getting pace promoted as an end
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>>549561398
No it's one of my charm points! Women think it's cute that I'm awkward and flustered about sex!
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>>549563048
>Helios couldn't tap this
>I won't be tapping this

WE ARE (fucking retarded)
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>>549563038
pace chaser beats everything once Nishino Flower and the gold accel unique to pace is in the game :)
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>>549563048
>I think that every single father and mother that watch children cartoons with their kids, like any good parent, are gigantic super mega racist pedophiles
What did anon mean by this?
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Doto's Valentines event makes so much sense now.
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>>549563220
real? Is it Pasa's card on 2027?
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>>549562204
they're stand users
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>>549563048
sex
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CYGENEROUS
CHECK INBOX
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>>549563398
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>>549563220
i wish nishino flower would beat me
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>>549563368
are you telling me that our doto is a sex machine?
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I kinda wish cygames didn’t have to worry about marketing the umas they release because my dream uma would be being assigned to train someone who was outright physically and verbally abusive. Not in a cutesy way, tsuntsun way either. Outright violence and degredation.
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Gentle Roomie Gentle Life
Gentle CF Gentle Life
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>>549563048
>Go to Twitter
>Twitterfags lusting over Umas
>Someone brings up they are school girls
>"NUH UH!"
Everytime.
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>>549563368
I've always knew she was horny
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>>549563368
so are you telling me that the DOTO RAPE was about her raping her trainer instead?
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Is there an Uma or Uma story that's equivalent to bearing witness to THE HIGH JUMP?
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>my umamusume are mocapped by some random dude
why does this fucking piss me off so badly?
https://youtu.be/LFiNdkt5634
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>>549563808
They don't have officially listed ages, which is enough for them. They'll still shit and piss themselves over porn of characters like Haru though.
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>>549563368
>this creature wants you to have sex with it at all costs
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>>549564081
Cuz you're autistic and mentally ill
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>>549564081
Only Golshi who is super tall
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>>549563767
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>>549563368
Her clumsiness was all an act to get herself closer to (you)
Don't be surprised if she one day trips and pulls your pants down by 'accident'.
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>>549560246
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>>549564081
This is the best thing fags have contributed to society
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was going to pull the next banner lewdolf/goldcity until i got one or the other but thinking of switching to manhattan plappe because she's kino what do you think anon
70k carrots will be using 30k on kitadark, next must gets are ayabe,cheernatie, mpalmer. mdober would be nice too.
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>>549564116
>>549564272
Always the shy one
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>>549564272
I wear suspenders, how is she gonna accomplish that?
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>>549564180
her va is also very tall, actually
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W-Would you date your trainee though? I mean sure they're cute but being in a romantic relationship is a serious matter and is both physically and mentally demanding...
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>>549564351
Have you watched Cafe's story yet? You should at least do that before deciding whether or not to pull on her banner.
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The die is cast
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>>549564101
>"Height/Chest size of consent" or something dumb like that
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>>549564412
She gon' rip them britches
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>>549564274
Does anyone know if Shakerock gets added to concert theater?
Can we see Ryan play guitar?
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>>549564272
She is Yuuki Rito?
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>the slopper is still here
>it replied to me
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>>549564547
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>>549564523
i watched the free ones
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just 8 more days....retention...backing up...then SPLURGE
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>>549564630
Lots of undesireables linger about. That's just a part of this website.
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>>549563767
>>549564630
no one can escape the slopper
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>>549564713
why does she wear the german flag?
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>they made rudolf speak english again in the last episode
Actual humiliation ritual
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>>549564713
I might throw 1500 at her. But I might not, since one copy probably isn't all that great anyway. And I want trainees more than I want boring cards.
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>>549563930
Yes
That's why you can't trust Doto, she WILL attach herself to your dick and you WON'T be able to escape her
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>still missing 1 ace for the CM
Anyone have a good Buttpicker build i can rush it with?
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>>549564851
take it easy
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>>549561810
There should be more taimanin umas
MORE
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just report the slopper for spamming
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I have 30 TP but I'm sleepy and I can't decide whether to sleep or do a single run
Odds I sleep
Even I do one borrowed run
0 I roll 1 10x cafe then sleep
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>>549564934
>I want trainees more than I want boring cards.

>B-But you'll brick your account!! NO! STOP HAVING FUN!! PULL FOR META CARDS NOW!! SPEND YOUR CARATS ON META UMA ALTS!!!
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>>549564351
Cafe is not meta for starters
Her story is very For (You) and you get a wacky uma to train Cafe with you, Tachyon (same way Belno works in cingray)
The story also involves feet and the supernatural side of the uma world.
Also her story was changed from the real world story, trainer falls for her and prevents her from getting herself destroyed in Europe.
She's also gloomy, dark, and flat. If you're okay with that, roll, if that's icky, get festival Rudolf (don't she's bad)
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LET'S GOOOO
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>>549565082
You can start a run and finish it tomorrow. It spends the TP at the beginning
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>>549565082
Just start a new run and go to sleep, I do that all the time
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>>549564949
literally destroying your social life so that in the end you’ll have no option but to rely only on her
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>>549564981
teiku eetto eejiiig
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>>549564709
Well if you watched them and really liked her then it might be an idea, but if you're asking for advice before pulling on her banner then maybe you don't like her enough to sink 30k carats into her banner (assuming you're going to have to pull until pity). I don't know if she's a meta pull; I've seen other anons saying she's really good but others claiming she's "D tier" so I have no idea.
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Why is the poster girl of the franchise so unpopular?
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Wtf is this? Lost 30 points of stats on a training with 5% chance to fail. What are the odds
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>>549565082
One borrowed run it is
>>549565204
>>549565215
I get very lazy to do the actual run when I do that and laze even more till my TP reach full or for the whole day
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>>549564101
>People complain about lewding Haru, Flower or Top Gun
>But there are way less complaints about Teio who is just as short and is way more of a brat
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Is today the last day of the seiun sky legend races, or will there be one more day? Trying to plan my trophy spending and I'm retarded... These times are too prestigalous for me...
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Does anyone know the exact retention line of class 6 last week?
Was it above 545k?
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hehehehe
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>>549565384
Nobody cares about Teio.
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>>549565187
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>>549565384
I care about Teio.
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>>549565303
It's ok I married her daughter
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>>549565303
Too safe.

Needs to show more of her dirty side.
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>>549548895
damn, Narita Top Road is built for breeding
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>>549565098
>gloomy, dark, and flat
IM ROLLINN
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>>549565420
Don't worry Narita
I'll help!
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>>549565481
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>>549565384
Teio needs correction and people understand that
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>>549564934
>And I want trainees more than I want boring cards.
Just roll on every banner and get lucky
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>>549564964
We still have 2 more days, just turn a late surger into an end closer with sparks and hope for spurt hints in unity
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I like Teio a lot!
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Is this the play for cafe? Anything I should change?
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>>549565384
Imagine
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>>549565639
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>>549565686
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>>549565796
You should replace those cards with six guts cards.
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Does japan have a dirt triple crown or are they cucked?
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>>549558448
chiyo chiyo chiyo chiyono o
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>>549565303
but golshi IS popular
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>>549565516
Post your teio notes
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>>549565918
they do actually
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>>549565384
People hate Mayano because in the back of their minds they're thinking: "God if I was her trainer I couldn't help myself........" and that bugs them.
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>>549565796
power rice instead of creek
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>>549565918
They aren't in the game yet.
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>>549565845
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>>549566052
I've never seen anyone hate Mayano though not even in the most reddity shitholes
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>>549566052
Mayano should stop wearing clothes around me.
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On the "reference document", section about powercreep, this Uma is the example for "competitive JP player"
Crazy numbers aside, when does this mixed up deck become meta?
Since when do we stray from 3 speed 1 pal 2 wit/power into 1 card of each type?
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>>549566096
Cafe outfit is extremely pretty
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Why do they treat Gold City as a mare when she was a stallion? (Such as running for the triple tiara)
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>>549565082
that doto is melting.....
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>>549566060
Not enough stamina
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Obviously stamina and speed come first, but after that, power or guts for Seiun Sky?
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>>549565448
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>>549566203
>a card of every single type
insnaely based deck, now THIS is horse breeding!
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>>549566052
Huh? Its impossible to hate Mayano
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>>549566052
I NEED TO CORRECT THIS DAMN BRAT FOR ALL HER MOOD DOWNS AND TEASING FROM HER CAREER
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>decided to do unity cup later
>forgot it existed until today
>need to get 20 completes for the free ssr ticket
shiieeet, do i need to get basic ending or can i throw and get goal incomplete for it to count?
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>>549566230
this is not about cafe
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>>549566052
what kind of training is bouncing on a gym ball supposed to be good for
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>>549566359
only one way to find out
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>>549566359
You can fail. Blitz those runs
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>>549566254
she has 30% stam growth and you're taking riko what are you doing in your runs
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>>549566359
trust in mackween
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>>549566359
Just hang out with mcqueen to find out torena
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>>549566435
Balance and core strength.
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>>549566295
Wit you retard
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>>549566359
the mission does not expire so just play normally
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>>549566245
the one G1 win the real hors got was hanshin juvenile fillies back when it was open to colts
also the real hors died before they could breed him
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>>549566359
McQueen RUN
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>>549566576
You don't want ANY fucking guts even post-rework, for a front runner??
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>"H-How dare this child say take her out on dates and ask me how to make her an adult......!"
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>>549566316
I was thinking about Rudolf as well
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>>549565401
should be one more day?
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>>549566446
>>549566494
>>549566515
>>549566531
>>549566637
wish me luck, goodbye toughness juice
>>549566603
it expires in 14 hours
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>>549565639
>>549565845
>>549566096
she shouldn't cover her cute 4head
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>>549566316
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>>549566052
>>549566323
>>549566646
Why do fags on twitter get so bent out of shape(horny) for Mayano Top Gun?

Like.....they know they can say no right?
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>>549566359
>>549566709
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Which one do I choose?
when would I ever choose anything but the middle option? it's straight-up the best
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fine I will do one singular fan run today
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>>549566940
The one that doesn't expire is the trainee ticket
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>>549566938
Everything is fake and do it for engagement (You)s
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>>549566359
>>549566709
Rudolf and Bakushin are faster to fail
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>>549554070
But what if I want her to belittle me?
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>>549566941
late surger corners and slick surge are the best skills there, but late surger corners will cost less in the end with those hints, since it has a lower base cost, so that
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>>549567048
No, like, how come he(you?) hasn't finished the things yet, or why is he still stuck with URA?
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>>549567014
How do I do a fan run? Just spam races?
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>>549567110
>tfw just six inches
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>>549566848
She would be way too cute if she kept her forehead while being a delicious porkbun
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all double circles btw
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87Q70LDDnJ8
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>>549567214
spam races and use cards with 15-20 fan bonus
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>>549566632
>Only 1 G1 victory
>And thats one where she had all the advantages
Im training a jobber.....no wonder she has to sell her body instead
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>>549567110
>>549567248
>tfw grower that goes from 2 to 6 inches so i can have my sph cake and eat it too
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>>549567283
I swear I end up losing the first race the most out of every unity race even compared to Turf Kweens
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>>549567181
Must be a mambo member
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"Agnes"
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>>549565310
5%
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>>549566359
That's where she comes in
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>>549567125
>swapping out the Ogurin image
>throwing in a single truth in it just to make it more believable
Devilish
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>>549565918
yeah, they made it... last year I think?
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I was a fucking idiot for using stam cards, at least I know how to play now (ignore the low roll)
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mayano top cum
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>Manhattan Cafe story
>look inside
>Agnes Tachyon story
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Sometimes the game just wants you to lose.

And you just have to take it.
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>>549567641
What are you using now? Borrowing power rice?
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>>549567663
isn't she great
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>>549567663
Great isnt it?
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>>549567580
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>>549567663
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>>549567775
this and stamina sparks
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>>549567663
I felt that with the grass and pasa careers
>Do Pasa career
>Secretly grass wonder story
>Do Grass story
>Secretly Suzuka story
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if agnes tachyon isnt called agnes, then why is agnes her first name
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So, how are you guys flatlining/slacking?
I have been doing a run and exhausting TT races while playing Minecraft.
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>>549567928
I unironically call her agnes at times
should have been more of a character like digitan so it's remembered for once
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>>549567335
I never considered fan bonus cards as I am retarded. Thanks.
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>>549566203
in the island scenario, so in like 3 years
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>>549567641
A stam card is fine if you have power sparks
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7 and you all have to do a 10 pull on Cafe.
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>>549568168
thank you for not eating my carats shiraoki
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>>549567749
But sometimes it's your turn to win!
https://litter.catbox.moe/scfiw9.mp4
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>>549568151
if you can borrow a creek I can see that, as a kitalet though you need to high roll like this one
can't wait to unbrick myself
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What did she mean by that?
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>>549568270
>3LB Bakushin and 1LB Biko
>but a Kitalet
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>>549568352
She knows she was your wingman this whole career.
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>>549568151
Should I just borrow a MLB Riko if I have both Kitasan and Creek? Or is there something more impactful I can borrow?
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Do greens count towards early-race activation, since they "activate" at the very beginning, for groundwork's purposes?
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>>549567928
Her name is in Japanese order
(Last name/Crown Name/etc) followed by (first name)
Hence, Agnes Tachyon
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>>549568441
Biko makes capping speed easier than using SR cards
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>>549568486
Yes, the perfect groundwork is activated with 3 greens because you don't need to pass a witcheck to get them, you will always activate your greens.
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>>549566081
>>549567634
when the HECK are they adding the new dirt races i know jps have them now
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>>549566709
it works, thanks bros
>>549567101
bakushin was my first A career and my first onsen, i cant do that to her. also i dont own rudolf
mcqueen must be sacrificed
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>>549568441
Nah, I'd borrow another MLB SSR card like Biko or Bakushin
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>>549568608
Somebody please tell me this anon isn't completely messing with me.
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>>549567663
I hope you are into NTR and cucking your trainee Cafe
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>>549568714
Passive skills do count toward groundwork.
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>>549567663
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>>549568714
3 Greens = most consistent. People are using 2 gReens + taking the lead now since its easier to get
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>>549568714
>Note that Groundwork needs 3 skills to activate in the early-race to proc. Having 3 passive (green) skills activate in the beginning will guarantee this.
https://game8.co/games/Umamusume-Pretty-Derby/archives/566098
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>>549568883
oguri... isnt gaslighting????
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>>549568786
>>549568851
>>549568883
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>Groundwork autism when Taking The Lead exists and saves you the headache
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>>549568352
She wants her labmate to get laid and finally chill
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>Spetard agemasen'd me four runs in a row
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does highlander in this cm work for every style?
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>>549569089
Taking the lead isn't a replacement for groundwork.
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“When I first became an owner, the success of Uma Musume made people assume—on their own—that racehorse ownership was tied to our business. Because of that, the budget I could spend on horses increased.”
— From Fujita’s book
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>>549567663
>Manhattan Cafe story expecting coffee
>look inside
>it's schizokino
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>>549568883
NOT MY OGURI WTF
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>>549568975
It took all of my willpower to not comment on how kino Taking the Lead -> Prudent Positioning -> non-Focus early skill -> Groundwork is
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>>549569167
literal infinite money glitch
he can't keep getting away with it
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Do you still need Prudent Positioning with Dodging Danger?
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>get long S
>my cards are all over the place except their specialty prio
It's impossible to get that perfect run
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>>549569305
So what does taking the lead + prudent position and dodging danger + concentration + groundwork look likem
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image limit reached, ryan thread time...
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>>549569149
>Missing the point
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>>549569493
KILL YOURSELF RETARD
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>>549569493
fuck off and kill yourself
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>>549569493
Starting to hate ryan
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>>549569474
Gamblecore kino, but you should drop Concentration since it makes races less interesting.
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>>549569493
You're making everyone hate Ryan...
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>>549569493
Ryan love! ~<3
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>>549569493
......
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sweep and ryan stocks PLUMMETING
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>>549569739
sweep will always have her appeal, but ryan is cutting it thin with this one
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rather ryan than reddit cafe
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>>549569493
faggot
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umm wheres the actual /uma/ thread?
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>>549571416
eaten



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