Previous:>>549548782>Global Game NewsCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Specials Missions: Half Anniversary Part 2+3Current Rate Up: Kawakami Princess (3*), Manhattan Cafe (3*), Seiun Sky (SSR), Nakayama Festa (SSR), Yaeno Muteki (SSR), Sirius Symboli (SR)12/04 & 22 - Legend Races12/08 - Libra Cup - Kyoto Turf 3000m12/14 - Autumn Event12/18 - Kitasan Rerun12/24 - Fuji Event12/28 - Scorpio Cup - Tokyo Turf 2000mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Christmas Nakayama Festa (3* alt), Christmas Dream Journey (3* Alt), Gold Ship (SSR), Fenomeno (SSR)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timeline>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd season started weekly airings on 10/5>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma storieshttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
>>549569446cant see anything past biwa's big head
>>549569483kys
Teio
OPERA O HATE
remember to report OP for being an avatarfagging troll
Brian LOVE!
Teio and Ryan hate
masturbating to umamusume
youre all posting in this thread anyway
>brian>ryan>rob roy>rickey>mr cock ball
>>549569725You mean umasturbating?
are there any quirks to Scorpio's track or is it just a usual medium CM (barring the weather/ground conditions)
a nigga named ryan
>>549569810kill yourself faggot
>>549569810And you're still fucking retarded
>>549569815All my husbands (female)
>>549569810FUCKING THIS! People always scream about tranny this, brown that, yet they ALWAYS post in the first fucking thread they see anyway.
>>549569850No track bonus if that's the question.
>>549569850tenho sho (forma de otoƱo)
i haven't done my dailies yet today...
Digitan LOVE
Next thread should also be a Ryan thread
out of all the horses to get a mentally ill avatarfag I never expected it to be ryan
I think I'm starting to find Ryan hot and that's a horrible thought to have. Please post Daiwa's swinging maestros to distract me.
>>549569810where tf else am i going to post
https://poal.me/x6ozcehttps://poal.me/x6ozcehttps://poal.me/x6ozcehttps://poal.me/x6ozce
I want to believe the Ryan baker that constantly snipes thread using her isn't a Ryan fan at all and is doing it to make people hate Ryan more because it sure is working on me.
>>549570070Tachy schizos made senseSo was CafeBut fucking Ryan? Alrighty then
Is highlander worth the gambling on Scorpio?
>>549570107you could just fucking wait instead of posting
>>549570070could be worse, /wowg/ has like 10 mentally ill avatarfags and they all spam ai shit involving futa, scat, diapers, blacked, etc. and mods dont do anything about it
So Tamamo has SUPER Tail Held High?Slut.
>>549569810There are currently 42 umas in global and yet OP always bakes early just to shove a Ryan image in everyone's face. It's extremely obnoxious behavior which is why everyone is pissed off about it.
>>549570236ill take the daily ryan thread spam then, thank you
>>549570119cafe reddit trannies are absolutely the worst fags here>they never bake a thread>still complain their faggot reddit uma is not the op
>>549570107>Could wait till a proper thread shows up>Could make a proper thread himself>Could be anything but a begging slop eating ghetto freak>>5495702362 b f current day WoW is in an absolutely pathetic state.
I feel like jamming.Post your oshi's solo songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_0q6GDVPsg
>>549570236>whataboutism
>>549570259small breasts are the most erotic thing ever
>>549570259nyopure (voluntarily celibate) horse
ryan HATE
Symboli Rudolf
>>549570379>NOOO HE MENTIONED A COUNTER POINT AAAAAAAAAGrow the fuck up mutt/eurotard/ntrcuck/brown
>>549570281>42 umas in globalhow many are in jp? over 100 at this point, right?
>Me and my favorite Umamusume
>>549570070>Obsessed with building muscle>Gay>Creeps out women by trying to reenact romance scenes from popular media>Socially awkward in general>Massive inferiority complexIf you lurked /fit/ for a while and then wrote an anime character based on the board's culture it would be exactly Mejiro Ryan. Ryan is not a waifu or even a self-insert, she's a literal avatar for autistic bodybuilders.
>>549569810We're not stooping down to your level and getting /uma/ threads banned because of eventual thread wars. So far at least.
bwos stop crying about your uma not being in OP
Post Uma x Trainer
>>549570345https://files.catbox.moe/ot9al1.mp3
Can we have a long talk on why Gold Ship is permitted to do this
>>549570181>>549570313chill you angry little tards I sage'd that post
Tama-chan!
I love Ryan but personally I would have put Tosen Jordan in the OP
>>549570379yes, we could be as bad as places like /gig/ toowe should be thankful for what we have
>>549570708It's just the Ryan threads. The baker snipes it the instant thread reaches image limit
Who would have thought that one of the most unpopular Umas, like Ryan, would have annoying posters that suffer from small dog syndrome
>>549570772hmmm, respectable
>>549570505They have 110 in total (not including alts).
>>549570259Tamamo has that skill because she's an incel and tries extra to get fucked(but it never happens)
Relaxing with my German wife.
>>549570750love me tamachan
>Schizos blitzing threads has been an issue for months now>NO ONE ever gave a real shit about it as everyone kept posting in said threads anyway, refusing to make a different threadAll of you faggots always depend on 1-2 guys to make shit, refusing to be the change you're literally screaming and crying to see happen, and then you wonder that everything always stays the fucking same.I dislike this autistic garbage as much as the next but I'm also not crying about it constantly whenever it happens.>>549570741chill you angry giant baby I [-] your retarded post alreadyalso you just broke a rule you dumb fuck
>>549570034>Can't roll on Cafe because I need to save for TamamoThe selector tickets can't come soon enough...
>>549570739This is what makes me seethe the most. I'm fucking fighting an end closer with a unique that makes her into pace chaser positioning AND THEN proc NSM from that point with an acceleration and speed of an end closer.I HATE IT
>>549570815ass wonderher ass is a wonder
>>549570824>postersim pretty sure its just one anon
>>549570739Systemic racism. She has gold privilege
>>549570873Are you using Eishin in this CM? I pulled her today and I found her ulti to be extremely inconsistent, so I don't think I'll be using her as an ace.
>>549571197bwo? your ksb carats?
>pick your favorite uma>make her an end closer>no longer a golshi gameThank you cygames, very cool
>>549571004It's definitely one of the most broken ultis in the game. One of the worst parts about it is that they made it a shit inherit so only Gold Ship can use it.
are you guys sure i wont get banned by chinkbotting
>can't build a decent Golshi because her stats never go above 1kI guess I'll run Tachyon, McQueen and Cafe/Tickezo
>>549571397
FUCKING HELL!I GET S TURF and none of my support card chains completed.
how do we solve the thread making crisis /uma/wrong answers only
>>549571397top clubs are still playing, so no
>>549571397You have been told at least a dozen times that you WILL get banned.
>>549571197Should be rainbow crystal shards. Those things are far too difficult to acquire.
most often seen thing in game
>>549571430Inari's Ones are quite magnificent
>>549571492Oguri threads only
Jesus, the thread quality between days is a roller coaster.
>>549570147How could I even hate Mejiro Ryan, she's my ace for the next following CM
>>549571492posting more mare pussy
>>549571492Make threads on PAGE ONEMake threads before the avatarfags canMake threads at random timesCall moderation giant ass fuckers>>549571620Could be worse, everyone could be talking about what they drink, jobs they have or how much they wanna fuck albino horses.
>>549571492discord
DON'T POST M*RES
>>549571430>Uma forces herself on you>You as a human can't do anything to stop her
>>549571731i said wrong answers, not right answers that are morally dubious
>>549570712
>>549571341>End Seiun Sky
>>549571492Every single person posting in the thread makes a new thread the moment image limit is reached.
>>549571430Why are you brown?
>>549571839real ones know ball
>>549570281>bakes earlyit was at image limit so it's fine to make a new thread
>>549571895ok, now THIS might work
>>549571692>everyone could be talking about what they drink, jobs they have or how much they wanna fuck albino horses.That's infinitely better than forced drama and bait posters spamming.
>>549571929Why does that arcade gun have recoil? Do they have some kind of system inside which simulates recoil? I've never been to an arcade before.
>>549571929I can go out a lot.
>>549571895Tell me your favorite uma and if I'm up by the time the thread reaches limit I'll make a thread with a lewd pic of her
you guys are buying sympathy with your spare skill points right?
>>549571895I like this anon's thinking, it would upset the faggot mods greatly as well, force them to WORK for once.
>>549571760This is horrible I definitely don't want this to happen to me haha
>>549571479it is not sunday, back in containment
>>549572089ayabe
>>549571492MANT
>>549571839You see some interesting stuff on CM test rooms.
>>549572178Inb4 a million angry replies
>>549571895which one do we use though
>>549572061some arcade guns can have a solenoid that simulate recoil
favorite stego son and why
>>549572178I WILL KILL YOU GI WE WILL KILL YOU
>>549572104hell naw
>>549572089But I don't want a lewd image of my favorite uma as the OP image.
You should pull.
>>549572061Some light gun models do have a built in mechanism that creates a recoil effect. Most notably for me, the Time Crisis series.
>>549570736Thanks, anon. I thought more anons liked the music in their umadol game than that.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7a9HlKVWK1I
>>549572104You'll get no sympathy from me
I.......I don't want to play goo goo babies with Creek........
>>549571760imagine that but with a 144cm uma
>>549572281whatever image is your favorite
>>549572530this is so fucking scary though
>>549572586
>>549572329Then I'll make a thread for architects thenYour choice
>>549570345https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORCz8YU_kLUreminds me of mvc3's soundtrack with the violins
>>549572530Inari is 139cm
>>549572215Unruffled one of the better recoveries for how few we have
>>549570345https://youtu.be/Z6eGoJiuGck?si=75asAw5O3VoaW0Jc
>>549572289Fenomeno, best singer
>>549572436the solos are kind of obscurei don't even know if blaze counts as a solo song
>>549570345https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzrNwUajwf4
Quick jiggie! 432 pieces, no rotation!https://jiggie.fun/9Qmchwhttps://jiggie.fun/9Qmchwhttps://jiggie.fun/9Qmchw
>>549572643well, rape is not supposed to be funny
>>549572853It is when you're not the raped
>>549572530Need
>>549572530So Tamamo doing squats over you?
>>549572704There hasn't been a Vodka thread for a while I think. Please do not make it too lewd.
>>549571694manflattan cafe...
>>549572889you will be raped either by RNG or by the umas
SO close to perfection
>>549572990is this some sort of flat contest
>>549572704PLEASEDICTA STRIKER FAT THREADPLEASE
>>549572819I suppose it counts, but she has a non-story solo song too, right?
>>549573042I volunteer to be the judge
>>549572104
>>549573045
>>549572992I'm a gambler so fair enough. The thrill is part of the fun
>>549573191
>>549573045>>549573268
>>549571492Someone hosts a room at the end of every thread and people enter an umaWinner gets to make the thread + use the winning uma as the thread image
>>549571492More tastefully suggestive AI art of random Umas
>>549572924what the fuck why didn't we get this outfit
>>549572975I make no promises>>549573045Too late
Can someone please post THE Dream Journey webm?
>>549573369This except it's a jiggie room with scoring turned on
>>549573369ok this is actually a fun ideaso lets not do it
Do people actually use bots? I tried one and its so slow, its pointless using it
>>549572436I think the thread is not at the best time right now, you will surely find more of that discussion over the JP threadHer roommate also has an amazing solo>Saikyou ROARINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/vralry.mp3>>549572819BLAZE is a solo song, the third one ever too. McQueen and Rice Shower performing the first and second solos in the franchiseA lot of the girls have solo songs if you consider they also sing group songs alone for the solo trackLike Legend Changer, Gaze on Me, and Uma New World
>>549573463>>549570259
>>549573359
>>549573521mine's fast which one are you using
>>549573047i dont know which is also the point i dont think global players have seen the solos much at this point which is why there were few replies
>>549573524My favorite is genuinely Bakushin Bakushin Bakushin
>>549573521the speed is not the point, the point is you can just leave it online for 12 hours a day while you do other things
>>549570345https://youtu.be/zNKuRTQ59Oc
>>549573528SLUT!!!
>>549570345https://youtu.be/8ByBwpILd78
>>549572705>>549572772Thank (You)>>549572835Ryan love>>549573524Other thread's dead. I want tracks *now*
So BigNig Suzuka is really strong and you dont need 1k stamina wtf it was just a gaslight
>>549573535
>>549571982
>>549570345https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mr0BpZzcIuw
>>549573901You don't have a front runner so you're the one that fucked up.
https://jiggie.fun/NqEg4g
>>549570345https://youtu.be/N6zAGGUKBwk?si=KFME0K6wFrwDk_X9
>>549573901>team trials
>>549573901>doxxing>all that empty blurred space
>>549573571Umaplay
>>549570345https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdKj1065-P4
>>549573339
>>549570345https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zda7cCWF220
>>549574126yeah i havent used that one the global version of the chinkbot is easier
Teio is a terrible uma
>>549573359>>549573903this one artist really likes fat striker
>>549574246Do you have the link for it?
>>549570345My oshi (Maruzensky) does not have a solo song, so I will have to post my second favorite instead.www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VJRB9aTFv8Honorable mention to Marvy's song.www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdKj1065-P4
>>549574423a man did the mocap for this
>>549574323>>549574423I love Fuji.
so tempting...
Stop gooning to my father
8 days until I'm finally unbricked....
>>549574603>just one double circlehow is that tempting?
>>549574282one of the few that draws her period, which is a shame and annoying>>549574491hot>>549574618Hmmmmmmmmmmnyo.
forever my pingu
>>549574603do it and post the results
>>549574618Never!
>>549574524Gyaru Creek..
HARU URARAGANBARIMASU
>>549573615Guess I'm the weirdo. The soundtrack and idolshit got me into the game. I don't watch anime or play other gacha.Tracks are rolling in faster than I can keep up now though.>>549573723Thank (You)
>>549574626why is godzilla there
Top Road...
>>549574603slam it
>>549574746NOOOOOOOOO I DONT WANNA EAT LUNA NUD--acktually...
>>549574818
>>549574818now that they got the spic audience, they can't stop spending millions in the animation quality and just run some powerpoints, who cares anyways since everyone is focused on how trash one tard man animation was
>>549574068>>549574113>>549573901Im finally safe even after losing to BigNig>>549574004I might just go in the all uma banner and get her
>>549574945Perhaps we should call them Luna NUDE-les?
unfortunate reminder than any and all PvP has been tainted by botting
Dancho got banned.. ....
>>549574893thats gamera...
Narita Top Load (her massive rude chest)
I hate Teemo Opera
>>549574746>>549574945>>549575054
There's no "I" in team
>>549574876makes sense i like the songs but don't know the categories or different types. i just know i like blaze, legend changer, unlimited impact, ms victoria
>>549575141my bad why is gamera there
Cafes career is my fav now. Shame im 10 runs deep and this is the first usable libra cafe. My luck has been insanely bad with her - literally my worst unity runs since it came out.>highish roll>fast learner>no long s>lost unity somehow pain.Oh and fuck sweepy. God damn failed spurt more on cafe tjhan my other ends combined.
>>549575273DELETTHISDELET
massive newfag here, how do i get friends so i can borrow their umas for training?
>>549574282actually it's because the real soccer boy was fat
>>549574307https://github.com/oofmatoes/UAT-Global-ServerPretty much the best one out thereAlso made by one of us
>>549575250nyoooo not that artist not one of my fave one aaaaaaaaa>>549575483nyo
>>549575284Why wouldn't he be?
>>549575086Only people in the /uma/ Club use bots like a, exan and venom snake. Everyone else is honest I swear.
>>549575545check the top 100 leaderboards and follow anyone who has empty space and looks like they have decent umasyou can also use https://uma-global.pure-db.com/#/search
it's TEMU opera now
>>549575545https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isnhYR24R9o
>>549575545https://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
>>549574652I'm a loser>>549574931>>549574773I pussied out, or rather I would have hit lvl 5 training after summer so there was no pointmissed a 13% training in the finals which would've granted me capped speed so karma I guess
>>549575545In game they will suggest people, you can check the team trials leaderboardBest way is to just use the third party databaseshttps://chronogenesis.net/https://uma-global.pure-db.com
>>549575483CROW
Will T*zuna get pissed at me if I spend time with an Uma that isn't my trainee?
>>549575252what is the joke here
>>549573846>>549574013Nice>>549573967lol>>549574212Love this one. I was a fan of the composer's band before umamusume
post the guide to chinkbot
>>549575881the guide is on the github page you got it from
pureeetiii daaahhhbyyyy
bros im tiredi still havent gotten a usable goldship
>>549575803no, she already goes on dates with you after all.
>>549575941i don't know what it call so i can't find it github silly
deserved for using goldshit
Is upgrading focus to concentration a must for oonige Suzuka? I'd be sacrificing corner adept
>>549576053use my easy template(should have inspired more power and bought second recovery but whatever)
Man, the home screen seems so empty.
>>549576134>asking for a guide for something he doesn't even know the name of, much less where to find itanon...
>>549576227>no kitasan negrobut why, just borrow kitasan and get spurt from hishi
>>549576250>brownoids projecting again
AAAAAAAAAAAA I'M IN NEED OF A JIGGIE
>>549576250>its not me its you dats ze brown niggaokay
>>549576414ctrl-f "jigg"
>>549575814her gimmick is she is a schizo that thinks she is unironically going to get isekai'd
>>549575941The guide kinda ass and outdated (only applies to ura/older versions of the bot) Especially with the addition of Pal card and unity support.With unity you can completely forsake training 1 stat and just set every other's spirit explosion score to 0 and you will still end up with 700+ on that stat.
>>549575632How do i check the leader boards
>>549576274just post the name father in law
>>549576053Oh fuck thanks for reminding me, my goldship doesnt have no stopping me, but at the same time she sometimes win races in public rooms unless its against whales so like whatever
>>549576535they're multiplying
I love my gal wife
>>549576460who will upload vodka and cafe's pedigree chart? I mean with the uma protraits
>>549576414I'm running out of images that aren't porn.https://jiggie.fun/fmW6ms
>>549574238Thank (You)>>549574479Maru's solo song is ē¦ę Burning Heart I'll put it on in your honourhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vJmpPZJet0
>>549576134>>549575596Retard
Spe you're so such a FATTY HOLY
>>549576535The pal card shit is literally brand fucking new, as in added hours ago, also it's insanely self explanatory and straight forward.Unity does nothing different except for the decision of which team do you want to fight at each stage.EVERYTHING ELSE mostly comes down to your deck, any fine tuning needs you to play around as this changes from uma to uma and deck to deck.There is no size fits all, so all he can do is a basic tutorial/guide/overview thing that tells you what teach setting does.
>>549576574>no spurt>no NSM>still gets plat anyway
>>549576654just upload the Teio porn right now
>>549576574i cant wait to lose to this
Hello just here to say that Ryan is shit and so are people who like her. Death to Ryantrannies, ugliest character in the game with a shitty workout gimmick because they couldn't think of anything else to give her given that she's the most uninteresting Mejiro horse. Kill yourself immediately. Nobody gives a shit about your character. That is all.
>>549571359>broken>ultithis game isn't for you.
>>549576812post you're team
>>549576535>>549576595>>549576743is there a rabi of akebono yet
>>549576358because 4 speed is easier and if you don't get spurt you can basically quit the run like a bad inspiration versus chasing a hint
It's Uma botting general again
>>549571492i tried once and the pressure was so intense my hands kept shaking when i was trying to copy and paste the OP infos and it took me so long that someone else made a thread too and then a bunch of anons called me a retard...
does anyone have the tokai teio rabi
My own cards are dogshit and I don't really care about CM so I'm going to throw whatever I can in a deck and last minute build Brian, Ama and Opera and hope that I can at least bullshit my way into Group B for uma banner funds
where is the rabi mega or are you all saving these
these are jewish tricks, inorganic ragebait posts to fuel hatred towards the umas postedignore, persevere, help optimism win the war
man, the unity cup music is so good I cant ura anymore
>>549576940It's either that or Mare fuck pedo furry beastality general.>>549577036No.
4/5embarrassing, maya...
>>549576884You'are team
>>549576445dangerous
>>549570345It made me very happy reading her wiki entry and seeing that she had a solo.https://youtu.be/TH_3Ej4tvSs?list=RDTH_3Ej4tvSs
>>549577104I have more mare pussy saved anyone else wants to cum to it
After careful consideration, I've decided to have sex with Tokai Teio. I know this may come as controversial to some.
>>549577192...deck and sparks?
>>549577092https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYrH0eigv_E
>>549576632
Stop bottingBe an honest playerCheaters never winYou will never have a happy ending
>>549577228Unironically go ahead, I wanna see the thread burn again
>>549576574my finals match is going to be this guy and then the anon running the wolfpack team and im going to lose
>>549577192Taishin skill list will never make me laugh. 5 golds simple as
I really want to drink uma breastmilk. that shit must be some super food perfect before going to the gym
>>549577372>wolfpack teamwhat's that
>>549577487Based
>>549577290cafe fucks yeppers? now I understand why she appears on her story
>>549577487TORENA SAN, THAT IS A STUDENT
>>5495774813 Lone Wolves
>>549577439desu you can make that or the guts build, i've been winning a lot more with the guts build in public CM lobbies
>>549577481He brought lone wolf on two umas.
>No solo song>Not even any group songsI had no idea Maru was so punished when it came to songs.
We unironically need more uma lewdsFuck the yakuza
>>549577487
>>549577619nta but post the guts build/cards
>>549577619What's the guts build?
>>549577290so many umas that arent in the game yet
>>549577701Your options are AI slop, extremely rare nip/gook/chink art on some site like arcalive or western artist slop on Twitter
>>549577676That's what she gets for being a strong racer who retired in her glory losing 0 racesIf the horse had died tragically everyone woulld splooge all over her I wish I could splooge all over her
>>549577602>>549577625
>>549577260hint:fatass whale
Is any of these wit cards is good?
>>549577701but the guidelines
>>549572215It would be surprisingly so in Open League, since it'll only add 508pts instead of the 559 a style-specific gold recovery would. But then you would probably be simpler to just use Maestro and BOFA.
>>549570345Okayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8h6YEgWMVioHer character songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEQNYXA7D_s
>>549577487why does my 4chan x not redirect to the archive correctly
>>549577871Daiwa > Tachyon > Fukukitaro = DoberThe first you MLB will be the best one for you.
>>549577871SSR Shakur and SR Daiwa
>>549577701i paid money for my non ai lewds
Using rabi and not tanukis says a lot about /uma/
>>549577701Agnes Digital would say this
I want more horse girl pornography
>>549577973based
>>549577959>>549577956is Fukukitaro better or worse than SSR shakur?
>>549577260Why ask if you know it's Kita+Biko+Baku+Riko+Rice+SC, all MLB
>>549577871either start daily pulling through the power of a credit card or churn out retards for another week unless your speed SSRs are that bad>Missed out on withono bourbonbro...
>>549578072An offbrand yugioh card is better than MLB SSR Shakur
>>549577219Matifuku loveGood luck on your next RNG sample>>549577676>No solo songSee:>>549576665
>>549577495In-game/universe lore, besides Oguri and Spe, who else are hyper fatties?
>>549577852Wolf pack>>549114510
one more trainer needed
>>549577846And somehow the best of the bunch is most of the times, slopSad times we live in
>>549577701I have commissioned a bunch of skeb and fanbox artists for my oshi, got a substantial folder
>>549578178ha
>>549578142>spurt hints on second event>badBet you've complained about failing to finish a chain
>>549578235>paying other people to draw his oshi getting fuckedCuckbro...
>>549577973>>549578235If there's a god, I hope you are able to meet him in paradise epic bastards
>>549576665Thank you for pointing this out to me. I was identifying the solo songs on snep by seeing if it had an album cover containing a photograph of the horses.
>>549577036The umarabi Mega Folderhttps://mega.nz/folder/Au10FJBL#ifquZCBkg2UkxVpc8GFtVw
>>549578335I exclusively request male torena PoV so I can self insert betterI can't post the rest of this lol
>>549578324Show me your ace uma made with shakur.
You are a B rank trainer with C rank Umas.
>>549578338>>549578424>Artist said he would do a few more, nothing new in hereWHERE IS THE ONE I ASKED FOR AAAAAAAAAA I DESERVE IT
>>549577701Don't make me post the Mcqueen stinky foot shoe sniffing torture series again.
>>549578476ayy lmao
>>549578560Do it fag
>>549578521yours should be last forever for being greedy
>>549578521>>549578695NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>549578646okay AIjeet
>>549577921Cesario has a nice voiceI love Menishuki, but the game version cuts out the best part, the second versehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ULbYqRtlMQ
>>549576108I will fap to Tazuna
[HOT TAKE] CHIYONO O IS A COW
>>549578178No one needed to see my shame again.
>>549578746Dia SUCKS!
>THE STRONGESTTHE STRONGEST>THE STRONGESTTHE STRONGEST>THE STRONGESTTHE STRONGEST>THE STRONGESTTHE STRONGEST
>>549578920that's not ardan
>>549578773I didn't say it was bad and I didn't say ai was good I'm happy you have the money for and have found someone that will create art of your uma
>Manhattan Calls me feeling she isn't well>her nails are cracked, skin sallow, eyes sunken and her weight fluctuatesOh shit it's gonna be 2 mood downs isn't it>+5 staminaWhat the fuck
>>549578937There's no shame running with the 'pack, anon.
>>549578937>one of the best posts in these threads to dateYes they did
>>549578521>>549578746who did you ask for
ooooooh I'm jiggiemaxxing
>>549578476>paying money for this
>>549579031did you skip her story
>Gold city run>Fail a mega good training>"fuck this run">pick bottom option>practice perfect>summer>fail a good training again>"fuck this run">pick bottom option>practice perfectholy shit City really don't want me to give up on her
>>549577701if i catbox the paywalled porn i have of super creek will you anons promise not to repost it anywhere
>>549579012In these times you can never be too sure, lots of people value AI art more because it looks "higher quality"But to me, something made by a real human has more value than anything AI can makeI accept your apology, and I apologize for calling you a jeet
glue? can't tell :\
>>549578951Maybe so, the artist however, doesn't.
>>549578998My wife is no cow (yet)
>>549578978>THE BESTTHE BEST>THE BESTTHE BEST>THE BESTTHE BEST>THE BESTTHE BEST
>>549579193I'm currently doing it
>>549579261>something made by a real human has more value than anything AI can makeI think so too, the word "soul" is thrown around a lot these days, but I think it is valid to say ai is soulless
>>549578746>>549578521>>549578338sex with Dia's rude boobs
>>549579281
>>549579674who is this cute whore
>favorite fuku picture was revealed to be slop>mourn for days>open this thread>the same person created another sloppa fumo picture of my other oshiIM BEING GANGSLOPPED STOP DOING THIS TO ME STOP PLAYING WITH MY HEART
>>549579281he does suck, because he threw a shitfit when people used his style to make AI porn of umas and quit drawing completelyand I had so much respect for him before it happened, too...
>>549579674
>>549579739Spechan's final evolution
>>549579241As much as I want to see those creek lewds, I'll tell you upfront to never trust these motherfuckers with anything ever
>>549579241I would like to see this.
>>549579241You cant trust me because I will redistribute it free of charge
>>549579886>>549579867>he threw a shitfit when people used his style to make AI pornTo be fair I can't fully blame him for that, I'm sure that shit causes problems for artist, having their style taken over by sloptards. It's one thing if you use it privately or upload it en masse.>quit drawing completelyThaaaaaaaaaaat meanwhile is pretty cringe and silly as hell. "These cunts are stealing my style, so fuck EVERYONE", hurting everyone including his actual fans.
>>549579241You can trust us
>>549579241don't share them. i shared a pic a commissioned here and i saw it on reddit the next day
>>549580140 >>549579241>will you anons promise not to repost it anywhereDon't worry, tama-anon, I'll assure you we won't!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9gLp-hnUPk
>>549579786I've seen three of my AI matifukus being reposted by fukubros lolEasy marks
>>549580292
>>549580118well he wouldn't be a nip artist if he didn't have a stupid meltdown and fuck over everyone
>>549580292i kneel
>>549580382Lmao sadly VERY true
>>549580328NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STOP DOING THIS
>>549579867what's the artist name I'll make sloppa with his name
>>549579867So THAT's why I never see his art pop up on my feed anymore...
>>549580536saucenao works anon
>>549579786Why do people care so much whether if it's slop or not? If I like something then I like it. I always made fun of the twitter idiots that liked something, talked about how much they liked something then they suddenly hate it after they were informed they aren't supposed to like it.
>>549579867Well yeah it's demoralizing when people are using automated processes to do something you're doing with raw effort and daily progress. That's the whole debacle we're having with the botting issue.
fukubwos...
>>549580681This nigga eats the bugs for sure
>>549580292YAAAAKUUZA
Is seiun sky usable at all this CM? Where do I get the 2nd gold recovery. In fact, other than Goldship who's good as ace?
>>549579867Its not that surprising that someone who spent years practicing to learn how to draw godly fanart crashes out when some slopper dumps all their artwork into their slop machine and produces hundreds of generated images based on their art style within mere minutes. Nip artists especially are known for having weak minds and will nuke their accounts for the smallest of reasons. Its a shame, but that's just how it is.
>>549579952>>549580016>>549580072>>549580140>>549580209>>549580258nips won't find out if i only share one image righthttps://files.catbox.moe/dnyfrt.png
>>549580681I thought I had stumbled upon a trove of artistic fanservice directed entirely towards (Me) when in reality it was something else entirely. I don't like feeling misled or tricked...
It's lowroll hoursA perfectly normal cafe placed 12th or something on an open graded race and she ended her own career
>>549581164Tfw cant access catbox can you kindly repost it on litter thanks
>>549580681>this is something i'm morally opposed to. i did not realize it until i looked into it further. i will refrain from consuming it further.This is such a foreign principle to you that you can't understand it instinctively somehow. The rot in your soul is beyond my comprehension. I can't help you.
>>549581164HELLO IS THIS THE CYGAMES YAKUZA HITSQUAD HOTLINE
>>549580703Doesn't help that you literally cannot stop it either, no matter what anyone tries to do about it. I'm very much a pro tech guy, so I'm interested and excited for the future of most """"AI"""" (marketing buzzword) related things, but the way retarded subhuman use it these days to create mass slop is annoying and destroying the internet.>>549581136And you can bet your ass that the people behind this won't give a single fuck lmaoHell, I bet some fucks are actively making money of their shit, now that the original is gone.
>>549581164>he postedSharing this to Xitter, Reddit, 9gag, IFunny, Youtube, Discord, Skype, Cygames, Vine, Twitch and Facebook
>>549581257https://litter.catbox.moe/53oed75coytg0ht8.pngunauthorized reposting and AI training is prohibited
>>549581379Thanks!
>>549581350>destroying the internetIt was already killed by post-2008 mass social media and smartphone proliferation in the third world
>>549581301>AI is... le bad!Why? I would be an artist too if I had the privilege of all the time to practice and the privilege of being born with talent for it. AI lets me participate in creating art too.>I-IT JUST IS, OK? CHUD!
>>549581104pure heart inherit from super creek
>>549581164Tamachuds...
>>549581491>whataboutismnice argument
Sirius can actually be (seriously) cute, huh?
>>549581164told you not to trust me and you still posted it. good thing I was bluffing and am too lazy to redistribute it
>>549581559show me a SINGULAR uma that can't be cute, in fan art
Do I need to have both 18* stam parents and 9* stam 9* power? I have the latter but have been struggling getting any 3* stams outside of borrows.
mambo
Coffee is good for my heart
>>549581694Shakur
>>549581164I opened the link a few minutes ago and the yakuza just flew over my house
>mood down>I can tank it for one turn>mood down>okay jesus christ, recreation>mood down>mood down
>>549581104>Where do I get the 2nd gold recoveryAs seiun sky, you don't. You generally want more midrace skills and just accept the loss if you fail the witcheck on maestro.
>>549581520If Seiun is in a position to proc Pure Heart, she already lost.
>>549581772Miss one. Try again.
>>549581510You're bad at it and you're making it our problem. Grow up.
>>549581164A body built for pumping out children...
>God run>no S disttale as old as time
The bot pumped out ace worthy gs and taishin in 4 days while I spent weeks on them getting mid trash. The bot just got lucky right?
>>549581876>grow upI'm not the one crying, babyboy. I'm experiencing the joy of creating.
>>549581104you can stack whites but yeah it's generally just high investment in skills
>>549581973If you never changed a single setting, or your deck, then yes, obviously it got fucking lucky. You can make it consistent, but that requires a lot of autistic tuning, and again luck because it's Uma.
This isn't fair...
It took 70 pulls but I did it. Still have 33k left for Kitasan rolls.
What's with the bot shilling latelyDid they figure out how to also make it mine bitcoin
>>549581973haha
>>549581973>bot is better at making aces than anons areTrainerbros is the AI going to steal our jobs...?
>>549582092get to it torena
>training Narita Brian>my shitass cards kill me at the Spring Tenno Sho if I'm not doing unity cupshe'll never be a fucking viable parent jesus christ kill me
>>549582092
>>549582092Just go for clean cleats, top 10 is still good to win against Zenith.
>>549581973maybe you're just a bad trainer
>>549582109Gacha players hate gameplay and will take the easy route while saying their hacks are undetectable and you're dumb for using them
>>549582192kys pendejo
>>549582109it gives people an excuse to post lewd images of sweep tosho
>>549579083Danchou! Do something!
>>549582092this general has the most sovlful filenames of any i read, you autists actually name everything you screencap
>>549582192giwtwm
>>549581164Based
JIGGIE!!
>>549582192>losing with apexlol
>>549582209Yes. The kind of person who says "mid" isn't likely to have much skill at anything
>>549582219meant for not using them, oops.
>>549582308We take those
>>549582209>>549582109Honestly a bit curious myself. I've been using it for my daily runs for a while now, but never talked or shilled it, only post it 1-2 times to fuck with people.
>>549582308swear to god every single one of my beginning unity cup races is like this.
>>549581818>>549582002So, just have maestro? How much stamina do I need with one gold recovery? And anyone else I can run as ace?
>>549582308that is why you always go 2111
>>549582309What about it? We just had two
>>549582308a win is a win
>>549579083I don't think I'm whimsical enough for jiggieI haven't touched a puzzle since middle school
>>549582225
So what's the best way to build a Manhattan Cafe then? What are the go-to tips for her?
>>549582472
>>549569483Cute boy
Sex with mares
>>549582630don't take medium sparksget end and long sparksthe only extra race you do is hopeless (for fans)buy highlander at full price as soon as you have enough skill points and you won't lose medium races(?) I used my hint books to get a discount on it
>>549582762Don't do this. Go on dates with your fellow trainers instead.
almond whore
>>549582581>not whimsical enough for jiggieno time like the present to flex your whimsy again anon! If it helps you can think of your whimsy as a videogame stat that's too low, and you're grinding it back up!
>>549582762Almond eyes mating, birthing and breastfeeding videos...
>>549582847rude
danchou, I won't be doing 3 runs today as my favorite hoi4 mod just updated.
>>549582843Are my fellow trainers mares?
>>549582581I thought it was lame too, but there's something oddly satisfying about solving jiggies with /uma/dacchis that I can't explainI started this a month ago and I can't stop anymore
>>549581510They will never tell you the real reason, which is it's taking their "jobs" away, because doing so is admitting the machine is more valuable/talented and all their gay degrees are worthless. So instead of giving you a real reason, they'll call you names like children, or call you some fancy roundabout way to call you a sinner like the catholic priest that touched them as a kid
>>549582881new uma stat update, whimsy is now mandatory for CMs
>>549582941Your fellow trainers are Aoi and Riko. You should go on a date with Aoi instead of lusting after your trainee.
>no news in the game or site for JPuh oh
>majority of my losses have been to umastan-less aces another gaslight
My cafe's forehead looks bigger
OK FAGGOTSIF OGURI CAP IS LITERALLY THE GOKU OF UMAMUSUMEHOW COME SHE IS NOT THE FACE OF THE FRANCHISE?
plz grant me a usable libra Cafe uma gods
>>549582472I should get a mare, how expensive are horses in the US?
>>549581821how so?
>>549582581my mouse broke so i can't play jiggies until my new one gets here...
>>549583087Gaslights all the way down.
is masterful gambit good on cafe or it won't activate because of her unique? if not, ramp up or shadow break?
>>549583137about tree fiddy
>>549583087You're losing to non-Gold Ships?
>>549583165
Is Fantasy Grass Wonder good for anything?
>>549583117no one actually like shonen
A lot of people seem to think Tazuna is an uma in disguise. I'm much more partial to the theory of her being some sort of dog hybrid. For one, she's always at the hell of her master, the director. She barks orders at the trainees, she herds girls like a sheep dog, and her sense of duty is of course unmatched. Taken with the fact that she is also a massive bitch, I think this is irrefutable.
>>549581973The average botted run will always lose to the average human run. (Looking at the demo video it's probably better than the average Redditor) But the best of 10 botted runs will always beat the average human run.A 100 botted runs will rape any semi comp players Ur dice might be shitty but Ur rolling more
>>549583117god shut the fuck up jesus
>>549583048Is Happy Meek coming?
>>549583087I don't get the hype about Uma Stan, it activates early race so it's a nothingburger on positioning
What if Kitasan was a slut?
>>549583223giantess footjobs
>>549569483We don't want this dumb honse as the OP
>>549582308SEKAI SAIKYOU once again saving a poor Trainer from humiliation.
>>549583281>if
>>549583281>was
>>549581973post them
You have ten hours to purchase the $70 carats packs. How else will John Cygames keep the server running?
>>549583260Yes but you have to remember that you're on a date with Aoi, not with Happy Meek.
>>549583223I built her for Libra, but I'm not expecting many wins with her. I got enough stamina and spend all my SP on speed/accel skills instead of recovery.
>>549583214no, it's still Gold Ships but they just don't buy uma stan. maybe witgawd was right on this too.>mfw I got suckered into buying a silly expensive skill
>>549583318>>549583334>What
>>549583246>The average botted run will always lose to the average human run.I feel like that's a hot take, because the average bot run comes down purely to the deck, while the avrg human can be bad AND have a shit deck
>>549583242She's LITERALLY a skinwalker.
Why does every general I frequent have a guy who gets unreasonably mad at anything DBZ and pretends everyone who likes it is Hispanic even though it's probably one of the most globally popular series ever?
>>549583313Sometimes it feels like some umas are programmed to win unless your own uma is bustedNamely, Suzuka, Rudolf and El always win against my NPC or win the matches my main isn't in
>>549583281>a
FUCK
>>549583242I think I want to have sex with Tazuna.>>549583223Alright for Longs, but Lates aren't that good for longs so it's tough.
>>549583369Yay, sex with Happy Meek!
>>549583268the idea is to chain with other skills to minimise time in the pace down mode in the first half of the race
>>549583165I miss you in our jiggies, bwo...
>>549583417She is?Can she walk on my foreskin?
>>549583456because dragonball is dead and the only people actively still having it live rent fucking free in their head are mexicans and latinx because its a huge part of their"culturesdoesnt help that /a/ gets sharted to death by it throug hthe usual shonen slop spamshow me a persons nationality and or skin color and ill tell you what he likes
>>549583359I already bought 2. I think that'll last me until 1st anni.
>>549583524deserved for training guts
I'm tired of Goldship. Who else can win long CM?
>>549583456it's inevitably some deranged /a/ poster with trauma from being forced to witness the dragonball threads over there. Seriously, go look, it will cause you pain.
>>549583586No, sex with ningen!
>>549583524Do not have sex
>>549583664s-stop posting HER
>>549583625what does a sinaporean like
>>549583456Because people are retarded.As you can see from the guy who replied to you, that guy's frontal lobe has been severely damaged by /dbs/ and random spics so he's lashing out. Nothing can be done for him.
Hey did anyone else not get their rainbow and gold uncap crystals? Is there something I had to do besides sign in between Nov 11th and Dec 11th? I've been playing since launch.
>>549583359I really wanted a brownie custard sundae a couple days ago, but I held back and stuck to my diet, so I'm going to buy myself the daily carrot pack instead since it's about the same price as the sundae. Don't tell Teio.
>>549583625there he is
>>549583791did you do the event
>>549582472>mfw I live in an apartment and will never have a marewife.just kill me already
>>549583769
She has long S. Swing Maestro finished. The stat line is there. Bwos... My hands are shaking... Is this...?
>>549583456it's a bit incredible that a lot of shitpost phrases/memes have come from dbspics>I KNEEL>my fuarking heroes>AIEEEEEEE>[x] TANKED that
>>549583139Pure Heart activates at a random point in midrace, and not if you're in first place.Seiun Sky needs to be in first place at the end of midrace to trigger her unique skill/win conidition.Is Seiun is in second during early midrace, it's possible for her to proc Pure Heart if it randomly goes off at that time, and then overtake first, but usually what's more likely is she gets close enough to sniff first place's ass, then first place speeds up.During late midrace after position keep ends, it's even harder to move from second to first.
>>549583476I don't know how it is for Suzuka but Rudolf and El have very strong uniques, that's why fighting Turf Queens / Apex / etc can be a shitshowYou are unironically courting death when you have to face them unless your umas are well-trained.
>>549583268>>549583597I'm guessing CC's were hyping it up because it was good in later scenarios when you have many skills to chain into, but we're still in Aoharu and still have low SP's
Trainees are of course for (You). But which trainee is the MOST for (You)?
>>549583941>Affliction: Slacker>Summer>No one shows up to training>No one shows up to training>No one shows up to training>No one shows up to training
>>549583783
>>549583607two more days until i can jiggie again... i miss being a jigger so bad bwo...
>>549583941you will scramble to increase your power and failalso your final speed is 1109
>>549582308can't beat the Beast
>>549583839Which one? I did anniversary and Halloween but from the newsletter it sounds like it was supposed to be auto distributed via mail gifts. "To celebrate the release of new Support Card uncap items, we've sent a gift of one Rainbow Uncap Crystal and one Gold Uncap Crystal to all trainers!"
>>549584013
>>549583941you got it this is the run
>>549584013>Trainees are of course for (You)Not true, Bakushin asks you to back up and give each other space if you get too close to her.
>>549584058oh I thought you meant the crystal fragments, if you didn't get the full crystals maybe try emailing their support
>>549583963For some reason I started really well during the first few weeks of Aoharu, and beat them every time like nothingBut nowadays it's impossibleI think I'm getting stupider by the day
>>549584013>Trainees are of course for (You)Even the ones that don't show any romantic interest in you?
>>549581510>if I had the privilege of all the time to practiceYou can make the time. After work, chores, and sleep, you can sneak in about 30 minutes of doodling or more directed drawing practice.>but I'll just get pissed off at myself for being unable to draw what I want in the way I want!You think every single artist you see on the internet came out of the womb being able to make the art you see from them today? They also went through that period of frustration in their growth. It's part of the process of learning any skill, not just art.>and the privilege of being born with talent for itTalent is a prerequisite for generational geniuses, but skill for serviceable art is something that is actually accessible to everyone willing to invest the time to train in that skill.>>549581976>experiencing the joy of creatingYou're experiencing the joy of having a finished product on your lap without you having to put in any effort aside from telling a black box what you want.>>549582968>which is it's taking their "jobs" away, because doing so is admitting the machine is more valuable/talented and all their gay degrees are worthlessI'll agree that art degrees are worthless in the sense that you can actually get the skills you want/need for creating art on your own through the internet, and that colleges are mainly for establishing connections within the industry. But art jobs are already scarce compared to the amount of aspiring artists. And unlike manual labor jobs like those in sweatshops and factories, making art can actually be enjoyable in and of itself. Isn't that the goal for everyone after all, to be able to live off doing what you love instead of having to do some dead-end job just to barely make ends meet? I can understand being pissed in having your job taken by a machine so HR won't even look at your resume anymore.There's a certain je ne sais quoi in art that humans make, and machines can only make a facsimile of the aesthetics that human art has.
>>549583416As in if both parties are using the same deck. I've been using this this bot for a few months now. Not once has my 3 manual runs during the day win against the 20 umas the bot shitted out throughout the rest of the day (i've set it to run for 23 instead of the 24 hours don't worry cygames will never catch me)It's only a matter of time before one of the botted runs high rolls every single training. Hell even if you made a bot that just randomly clicked training options it's gonna beat every single existing Uma if U let it run for long enough.End of the day it's not a wit game it's not a whale game it's a luck game
>>549583456>this mindbreaks the /a/tard
>no Long S>failed a +40 speed training on last turn with 10%bros, so close to perfection...
>>549584134Already sent a ticket, but just wanted to be sure I'm not being retarded and am missing something.
>>549584021>>549584049>>549584083oh no no no no No NO NO
>>549584378AIEEE ANON NO
>>549584229>>no Long S>close
>>549584378Show us Tazuna's eval
>>549584378what do you even get more beating the first one instead of the second in this case
>>549584378DON'T DO IT
do we really have so many botters here? grim
>>549584378surely you're not retarded
>>549584137You're probably just autopiloting these days compared to the beginning of Aoharu where you were trying hard to learn the ropes.That and if you're training Long Umas, you have to spread out your unity bursts between several stats compared to Mile where it's just Speed/Power/occasionally Stam, so your other teammates may end up underpowered.
>>549584469nothing, top 5 gets the +50
which 4chan guild do i join
>>549584378Good luck anon...>uploading files from my ip range has been blocked due to abuseWho the fuck is messing with 4chan from North Carolina, you fucking faggot.
>>549584469+2 extra stats
>>549584225>As in if both parties are using the same deck.My bad in that case, gomen.>Uma if U let it run for long enough.Well yeah, at that point it's a simple matter of luck which means time, as you just said. Besides that it all comes down to things that go beyond the average player, so good deck or fine tune set up. I can't build a good deck for the fucking life of me, but fiddling around with the knobs is easy enough and resulted in decent stuff for me at least.>it's a luck gameIt's a wit/luck game, thank you very much!>549584496>2-3 people talk about something else>WHOA WHAT THE FUCK THERE IS AN ARMY OF THEM SAVE ME CYGAMES
>>549584519but bursts only train that uma?
>>549583524Me on top
>>549584378you act like you have a choice>>549584540unity team races buff your team uma stats and the stronger the opponent the larger the buff, meaning you can upgrade your facilities earlier. it's not that big of a deal though.
get you an uma
If she can distort the boundaries of space and time then can't she just teleport herself to the finish line
>>549583945The leaked j/a/nny logs about dbspics making them go on suicidewatch is funny
>Tachyon>Ghost of Sunday Silence>Her fans>The other ghosts and spiritsJust how many wingmen does Cafe need, holy fuck
D-Did I just get marked?
>>549584715the three goddesses wouldn't allow it
>>549584697that can do both
>>549584756What a slut
I wish I had fantasy Pasa
am i the only one who goes>TOP>TOP>TOP>TOP>MIDDLEin unity? all the top 1 teams at the end feel like bullshit even if you reach B in most of your team stats
>>549584947>even if you reach BBro your A?
>>549584612>SAVE ME CYGAMESthis but unironically, hopefully one day and it's not like 5 years from now
I always forget to switch Bakushin to Front Runner in Unity cup.
WHATS THE PERCENTAGE OF STUPID SWEEPY SSR NOT GIVING SPURT
>>549584947Certain Victory are jobbers.
>>549584947I do the hardest one with 3+ circles. I would rather face Zenith without being top 5 than throw my run by losing too many triangle races.
>>549585042s-she's not always front?
>>54958507070-30
>>549585070idk like 30% for me
>>549585070>STUPID SWEEPY100% of not giving Spurt just because you said that. Mean fucker.
umalets can never compete
>>549585104She starts as Pace bro
DANCHOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU 29/30
>>549584947I go middle first/second like 90% of the time because my bubble luck sucks and I'm not popping it on guts that's for sure
>>549585104she's pace by default
>>549584209You have to admit the realitySmall artists killed their own jobs, allowing people to accept AI as replacementSo just like people want localizations and translations to be made with AI, most would rather get shit with AI that's good enough, rather than anything from the modern internet artist, who's unprofessional, extremely expensive for no reason, and it's a gamble to get a complete product, and will most likely try to cancel you for some retarded shitSo instead of going through all that fuzz, unless you are an individual or group with a lot of resources in a line of work where having original art made by a human is a boon, soulless corporations and small shitposters/frustrated artists and anyone inbetween will use the machine insteadAnd the reaction of artists towards all that, have only made people open their arms to AI more and moret. guy who spent 2 hours a day for roughly 10 years practicing drawing cute girls and all he got was carpo tunnel and thousands of papersheets of frustration
>>549582968Umamusume is not my job, though
I like big uma chests and I like flat uma chests. What kinda torena am I?
>>549585185cafe sucksthe other one is a schizo crazy freak SS nazi
>>549585330based torena
>>549585336>cafe sucksmy cock
this almost filled me with hopium until i realized i dont have oguri cap
Poor Taishin is about to get stomped.
>>549585149I'll show Sweepy a mean fucker
>>549585330You're not a torena, you're Agnes
She came home bwos... After all this time... I can't believe it.
curren just spooked me. should I proceed with caution or is it over for me?
>JP is confused because no news when there were supposed to be newslol, cygames might be doing something big
>>549585330One that shouldn't be within 100ft of Tracen
>>549585070Agemasen rates are usually based on how high your stat is.
>>549585267My cute wife>>549585364>SS 17k with welfare cards!? Holy shit!>12 12 12>zero fucking staminaI mean, very cool, but holy fucking brick shit show.
>>549585404well she won't show you Straightaway Spurt
>>549585447EoS...
>>549585447cingray oguri alt?
>>549585447Don't they know that no news is good news?
Is it possible to get 39 rolls in the next 6 days
>>549585364You can likely do the same with Grass Wonder since she has the same growth.
>>549585541
>>549585542i'm going to rape her
>>549585589Black face Oguri?
>>549584519Maybe I am autopiloting because after weeks of training 0 of my umas have more than 1 stat above 1kFor some reason training for this CM I can never get trainings beyond lvl 4 by the end of year 3 wtfI hate long races, fucking wallet check
>>549585364That would be a great sprinter. Too bad he's E in it
Where is that cheat sheet with the stats we need for the next CM? It usually gets posted every thread but I haven't seen it this time. I'm a retard, i need the numbers spelled out to me!
>>549585613you use THAT
>>549585364Cool I can do thi->spechud welfare which happened before I joined the gameNevermind
>>549585693800 stamina
>>5495856931200 speed800-900 stamina 1 golden recovery1000 power400-500 guts600 witthere
>>549585541so fluffy....
>>549585758So are the main 3 this cm speed, stamina and wit or speed stamina and guts?
>>549585364this is just a witGOD Oguri that loses to your shit umas on TT
>>549585251AI isn't a replacement for artistsAI is a replacement for SHITTY artistsThe shitty FOTM artists that only drew awful slop people always bought pixiv premium to avoid or that one that always drew off moderl trash that didn't even look like the character is getting replaced by AIAn actual artist will be always better than AI because AI is a pain in the dick to do things with. Also an actual artist would benefit much more from AI than someone that just does text prompts because the way AI works means you have to teach it what to do and being able to draw or sketch what you want gives you a massive advantage over 'professional prompters'.
>>549585267CHRISTMAS DINNER
>>549585782Thanks bro
>>549585860no stat thresholds for the track, just get as much shit as you can
>>549585726just use brian retard
what works for tachys skill best, pace or late?
>>549585541for Mile or Sprint CM it'd be great
>>549585885That's why I mentioned a specific subset of internet "LE ARTISTĆ"You know, the kind who'll harass a fellow small artist because they forgot to clean a smudge or hide a layer and call it AI, cancel it, and then try to sell you their 3rd grade tier doodles for a trillion dollars (comissions closed btw)People need to accept the average user doesn't care about AI, and all that paranoia only hurts other artists
>>549585267
>>549585726>i gotta have the EXACT SAME LINEUPretard, spechud is laughably bad, just use a better card
>>549586101kekdead game
>>549586068Pace, don't put her late or end, you will mess up her ult activation.
>>549586081She doesn't have the proficiency for sprint or the stamina for mile. Even if he took gourmand it's not enough.
>>549585336>schizo crazy freak SS naziRELEASE DATE?
>>549585647How will this sticker get localised?
>>549585456Wtf?
>>549586172Thank youuu.>>549586118>That end10/10
>>549586225DON'TWANNA!!or something
am i soulless if i make cafe an end closer?
>>549586118Oguri was raped
>>549586327They better not or I'll get erect girls saying that is so hot
>>549586341You wouldn't rape Oguri
>test rice about 15 times>never wins once>sub her out for rudolf>immediately starts winning:( sorry raisu
>>549586336i enjoy these images of rice shower
>>549586101based eden player
>>549585251>the modern internet artist, who's unprofessional, extremely expensive for no reason, and it's a gamble to get a complete product, and will most likely try to cancel you for some retarded shitI understand that completely, and as someone who also wants to draw for a living and is trying to work towards that while I still can, it irks me whenever I see artists complain about inane interactions with clients and others coddling them. Of course there's also the other side; clients not paying on time or cancelling for whatever reason after a sketch has already been sent. But both sides just exemplify and exacerbate problems. Not all online artists of course, but when the big good ones aren't open to personal commissions or are out of your price range and the more affordable ones are a gamble, I can understand when the average joe who just wants a damn drawing hassle-free would turn to AI. Thankfully I'm still seeing people on the client side reject AI too or still continue to commission artists rather than use AI for whatever reason. But aside from being very vocal about being against AI artists also have to improve their work ethic if they want work to keep coming their way.>t. guy who spent 2 hours a day for roughly 10 yearscan you draw your favorite umamusume?
>>549586414theres a reason why piss shower got glue factoried irl
>>549586187My Mile CM umas had 450~500stam no recoveries, and they won.
>>549586118chat, is this real?
I think I finally understand why mare pussy is so attractive, I did that to the meek photo and it was the strongest nut I ever had in my life
>>549586341
>>549586327That wouldn't be too bad, I hope they go with that.
>>549586570what the fuck
>>549585469I keep seeing this fucking statement about all events that could give you the gold version of a skill but I have yet to see a single wiki or link backing that up. Gametora only lists it as a "random percentage". No one even cites an actual number as threshold or percentage rates that may or may not scale with the stat that's supposed to also affect the chances of getting that gold skill but isn't specified. Is this yet another gaslight?
>>549586413its not rape if she cums
distance spark is such bullshitwhat do you MEAN my run gets trashed on senior april because I whiffed the S
>>549586101Wait hang on this is something anyone can check I just doxxed myself
>>549586570
>>549586661>fucked up the filename bad but not bad enough that the script can't recognize it
>hit pity for Coffee>got like 8 SSRs other than her on the way theredoes rate up even exist in this game, what the actual fuck
>>549586723you can win platinum without S bwo
>>549586701Just from personal experience I can tell it's stat basedif it procs late in a run it always hitsjust like maya's love advice
>>549586701
What do you do in this situation?
>>5495868028 ssrs in 200 rolls is actually quite a high roll
>>549586443
>>549586856call tama
>>549586863with none being the banner uma?I feel like I've been cursed by her friend
>Three sleep deprivedsThis run is already botched
>>549586856creek must be lovely to hug>nice fluffy hair>big soft swinging breasts>she's a gentle mother type disposition>will probably take notes of things while hugging you to pamper later
>Winning Retard
>>549586802congrats ur in the 22%
what the FUCK
>mare pussy>mare sex>mares>mares>maresMares are making me lose my mind
do i use my level 35 kitasan and a borrowed level 50 riko, or my level 30 riko and a borrowed level 50 kitasan
>>549586951yeah but is she going to let me suck on her nipples
>>549586504This is set to 1600, firm, never rush, late surge (most HP efficient style), 1 gold. Your umas were delaying their final spurt.>>549586701I don't know if it applies to all agemasens, but I know Tazuna and Stam Rice check their preferred stat and roll based on that. Sub 400 is 2/3 fail, 600 is 2/3 success, 1k is 90% success.
>>549586467I unironically believe small artist should start using AI to improve their own craft and make tedious and stupid parts of the process less unbearable and their work fasterIn the same way painters had to adapt to photoshop, paper animators had to acclimate to flash, or how many illustrators use Autocad for backgrounds.If you don't believe me, look how good most of the "ARTISTĆS" that were too prideful or stubborn to use software in the internet era are doing.Either use the tool, or die by the tool.>can you draw your favorite umamusume?No.
>>549587045You will never be the guy that came to a real mare
>>549585403Narita Taishin gets impregnated by a horde of Gold Ships and Manhattan Cafes circa 2025 A.D.I don't like running careers after I lose my free alarm clock for the day. Its like my safety blanket.
>>549587119>No.Wrong. You can. It just wonāt look good.
>>549587045you could say you're havingnightmares... (they rape you at night)
>>549587131real horses are gay
>>549587062borrow kitasan
Stallions.
>>549587070>3 stats at 1.2kGuess I'll have to settle with third places forever from now on
>>549586146>this means 20-30 runs per dayyou are pretty much in one of those S+ or even SS clubs right?i can't imagine someone using bot and somehow decides to stay at S or below
>>549587064yea if you put on the bib and ask nicely
>>549586840Finally. Thank you. Which site/document has this?
>>549587070doesn't matter, still wonand with 9* sprint that would've been even better
>>5495872351 person using a bot is enough to bring a A+ club to S+
>>549587131that sounds nightmarish
>>549587235oops mean for>>549586101
>>549587062biko at lb1 still has 15+ TE and decent specgo pitasan
>>549585251Honestly, with how the world gave factory workers zero support or sympathy when THEY lost their jobs to automation, i donāt get why every artist acts like I āoweā them my support when THEIR jobs get automated.
i hate horses so god damn much
>>549587329Stop lying you need at least 2-3
>>549587167>Wrong. You can. It just wonāt look good.Try to guess my favorite Uma with pic related and you'll understand
Paging: Umaooo DanchouPaging: Umaooo DanchouI have a proposal and there is no other way to get in touch forgive me
>>549587208If you follow the replies, the uma had 400 stam 350 guts, which is only enough for sprints.>>549587064Of course.>>549587406This. 90% of freelance artists are narcistic shitheads that deserve to lose everything to Grok.
>>549587278Your terms are acceptable
>>549587473Unrecognizable. Looks like shit. Do it again.
>>549587430If I really wanted to go scorched earth and run the bot for 24 hours a day with a fan focused run I can pull 20m in a day
>>549587406I don't want to sound like either a boomer or a libtard but these youngsters are so entitled it's unbelievable
>>549587553
>my first Cafe runBased.
holy fuck the main menu looks so barren now i thought my game assets werent loading but thats just what it always looked like before the half-anniversary event huh
>>549587703thats not a good nickname
Maybe the bot will have better luck getting 9* parents than I do. Don't even have a single one yet.
>>549587730enjoy your onsex
>>549587730>fucks on first dateIt's always the gloomy looking ones
>>549587523Artists are just the most insufferable people in general (Drawfags get a pass)
>>549587836whats wrong with that
WHEN THE FUCK DO WE GET THE DARK CLOTHING OPTION I'M SICK OF NOT MATCHING WITH OTHERS IN THE LOBBY
>>549587119>In the same way painters had to adapt to photoshop [...]I can't agree with that analogy because photoshop, flash, etc. are still tools while AI is being touted as this replacement worker. A painter adapting to photoshop is him learning how to use a drawing tablet and then figuring out a good workflow for photoshop and setting up keyboard shortcuts until he can paint just as efficiently as before photoshop. Illustrators using Autocad or Blender for backgrounds still make the 3D models (or at least buy/get existing material online, reinventing the wheel and all that) for the props in their scene and set up the scene by hand (unless it's a nature scene, in which case there's some procedural generator for that). Meanwhile the expectation and use for AI today is: "hey computer, draw me Tokai Teio spreading her legs looking at the viewpoint while wearing her gym shorts but nothing on top" or however prompts go.>make tedious and stupid parts of the process less unbearable and their work fasterI also can see AI being the usecase for that, but the "tedious and stupid parts" are what AI still can't get mostly right: small intricate patterns, laces, backgrounds that are consistent and make sense. The time and effort spent painting over what the AI generated for you could've been spent just doing it properly in the first place and learning along the way. Especially the learning part which is important for smaller/beginner artists.>No.That's a shame. I'm not asking for a polished piece, just a simple rkgk. But you do you.
>>549586971Insert the story mode of her going 'I wish I had some brains'
manhattan cafe BIG LOVE
do i play uma or draw
>>549587045>Daring Tact ASMR video comes out>Curious, I look up more info and images of Tact>Eh pretty cute. Very much Spe-coded as expected>See this particular artMy goodness
>>549587406i mean art is different, it actually does benefit from individuality of the creator. AI art by definition of how it works lacks individuality, it can only imitate.
I hate rice
>>549587836She even invited a friend
>>549588105t. rice
>>549588105
>>549587843I don't know, I've seen a lot of AI ""artists"" whining about how it isn't easy to produce good things and they actually have to put effort into fixing all the mistakes, like bwo, just pick the fucking pencil then. I don't even hate AI art, it simply does nothing to me. It lacks SOVL, unironically.
>>549587934AI is still a tool. Yeah it's TOUTED as something more, but it isn't something more. It produces, at best, technically competent but generic pictures or writing unless the human involved actually tries to coax it to do better. And that takes human skill. Maybe as AI improves, that will change. It hasn't happened yet.
>>549587934>can't agree with analogy because ai is a replacement worker>which happened with all those other tools and many other tools in history>propose solution>ignores solution because tool is used as X>the creative guy can't find a way to use said tool as YThis is why artists are dying, and why people who doubted the use of photoshop, flash, iphones, audible movies and planes were forgotten to history
>>549588026Damn straight
Cafe's friend wouldn't make any moves on me, right?
>>549588250Sure, let's go with that
>>549588310The Umafornia Raisins
>/Uma/ general
>>549588310hot
>>549588105t. bread
>>549588380move
>>549588310These umas would go so hard in the early 2000s
>>549588310they should be slightly thicker in almost all aspects except for the face and neck and have bigger tits
>>549588392We still have 40 images left
>>549588352>being autisticI bet you can't use a discord server without a trillion useless channels and report off topic on the most minor issues
>>549588392>page 6>still lots of images slotsfucking retard
Maybe I will tolerate AI art once it gets better with fat umas. Currently it feels too uncanny or generic.
>>549588246This doujin melted my heart.I'm sad I don't have Cafe.
>>549588392That's an early bake.
>>549588392We're not even in page 10. Practice patience you silly goose.
>>549586856I hug her, duh.
>>549588392JAAAAAAANNNYYY JAAAANNY DO YOUR FUCKING JOBJAANN Y TROOON DO YOUR JOBDELETE THIS THREAD NOW
>>549588082If you're gonna draw more based shower gifs do that.
>>549588392Fuck you I was waiting until image limit to make mine
>>549588392At least it's not Ryan, r-right guys?
>>549588493Never post this image again desu wa.
>>549588389Takiki needs to make more tsun city
>>549588392>spamming/flooding>all fieldssimple as
>>549588693>>549588389Whoops, didn't mean to quote you. Sorz
>>549586971Her brain is going to short circuit...
>>549588795 >>549588693Maybe you didn't, and yet you quoted the right person, because I 110% agree with you. Matter of fact, the artist should draw more period, and all of it needs to be translated for our enjoyment!
Really wish they would make Meek playable one day.
i decided to watch all the concerts that feature akebono in them and my mood improved a 50%
>>549588686...I can't promise you that bwo I'm sorry
>>549589236You'll regret this!
>>549589076Buono!!
>>549587043>he doubted the power of big nig
>>549588084The mares are becoming too powerful
>>549588493It already is, but nobody is ready for that.
