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Smissmas Edition

>News
Smissmas is here: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=259202

>Official Sites
Blog: https://teamfortress.com
Wiki: https://wiki.tf

>Frag With /tf2g/
When: Friday & Saturday Afternoon. Check for posts in the thread or be the one to announce.
tf2g's Official Server: 78.46.128.115:27015 (EU)
Ready Up: https://tf2gfragready.b4k.dev/
>Other 4chan Servers
Weeabootique: 198.245.61.57 (NA)
Castaway: Castaway.tf (NA/EU/AUS/Asia)
Konata: konata.tf (EU)

>Resources
FAQ: https://pastebin.com/Svy4uc7t
Mods: https://pastebin.com/8Q6bzADk
Preview Loadouts & Skins: https://loadout.tf | https://weapons.tf | https://p337.info/tfview
HUDs: https://gamebanana.com/mods/cats/1644 | https://tf2huds.dev/
Scripting: https://pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | https://pastebin.com/R7V4cN8S
Trading: https://backpack.tf | https://trade.tf | https://stntrading.eu/ | https://tf2trade.tf/
Stats: https://pastebin.com/0yaDyWb4
Sprays: https://rafradek.github.io/Mishcatt/
Community Server Browsers: https://serverbrowser.tf/ | https://thegabenzone.github.io/truequickplay/#/servers
Creators Leaks: https://archive.is/GeYbE
tf2g's Guide to Heavy: https://pastebin.com/Y7ZWgt96

>Competitive
News & Events: https://teamfortress.tv
Lobbies & Mixes: https://tf2center.com | https://pastebin.com/vNTDF4eL
Leagues: https://pastebin.com/UJ9sDAdq

>Previous Thread
>>549239481
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EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!
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3 NIGAS
ON CART
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>>549553887
thanks for baking, it wouldn't let me for some reason
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5 = name
7 = description
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i like how this map plays, but oh my god i cannot stand the 16 year old doing a shitty accent on a usb microphone in their echoey bedroom for the announcer
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>>549554241
Arizona Arnold Palmer
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>>549554241
fempyro is my wife
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>>549554241
wacky face stretcher
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Seriously though, what happened to last year's maps? I actually kinda wanted to play Maul for an hour.
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>>549554241
fempyro is my wife
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>>549554393
Happened with the 2024 Halloween maps as well
I guess they just forgot about them since it's only 2 maps missing
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>>549554273
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>>549554241
bad dragon arrows
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steam friends
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>>549553887
casual servers dead as usual?
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>>549555024
It's chewsday innit
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>>549554241
sex with fempyro
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Not sure why they picked Pyro to have the Ranger cosmetic instead of Sniper or Soldier or even Demoman.
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should I even bother getting the taunt for this
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>>549555073
ahahaa
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so when is valve remove the ctf map
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>>549555293
no
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>>549556018
When you learn english.
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>>549556018
gonna remove*
>>549556104
shut up...
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>>549556018
you mean gamemode? never?
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Did Zesty win yet?
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>>549556327
did i say gamemode i'm talking about the new mechawreck happening
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>>549553887
Thanks man, you forgot to add your steam group here you go!

https://steamcommunity.com/groups/transf2
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>>549556665
no but your post was so ESL anyway that I wasn't sure what you meant
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>>549557017
i said ctf map though
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This is a good OP
Now, where's the MvM update?
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>>549556717
amazing that you have links like that in your speed dial
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>>549557482
He's obsessed, not really amazing
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>>549557482
Oh you honor me, you're literally soooooo the op image (or any fempyro image you have saved) sister
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>>549557689
This but ironically
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Just wasted 22 usd on keys and winter boxes.
Fucking shame.
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>>549556018
If anything's gonna happen, he'll just be removed from the credits of the map so he doesn't get paid
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>>549558997
show the loot
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>>549557314
2 weeks
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>>549559382
bellybutton rape
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>>549559138
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Which case should I invest in? I'm thinking Blue Moon or Mayflower but Mayflower is already .20.
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>>549559746
>3 dollars in 2 weeks
Sell ASAP
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Kill festive pyros. Behead festive pyros with the festive eyelander. Roundhouse kick a festive pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a festive gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy festive pyro mains. Defecate into a festive pyros festive sandvich. Launch festive pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry festive pyros in a wok. Toss festive pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a festive pyros gasstank. Judo throw festive pyros into a woodchipper. Twist festive pyros heads off. Report festive pyros to Valve. Karate chop festive pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant festive pyros. Trap festive pyros in the underworld. Dump festive pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify festive pyros into a vat of acid. Eat festive pyros. Dissect festive pyros. Exterminate festive pyros in MGE. Stomp on festive pyros skull with the festive mantreads. Make festive pyros check'em. Cremate festive pyros with the festive degreaser. Lobotomize festive pyros. Mandatory trade bans for festive pyros. Crush festive pyros into a festive paste. Drown festive pyros in festive jarate. Vapourize festive pyros with a festive pomson. Spawn camp festive pyros. Kick a festive pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark festive pyros from hat drops. Feed festive pyros to alligators. Slice festive pyros open with the festive half-zatoichi.
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>>549559902
I can only sell them on 16 Dec, it's over for me.
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Heโ€™s so perfect bros
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>>549557689
cook his ass
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>Releasing an update on Tuesday so when casual inevitably shits itself you can just blame it on the scheduled maintenance
500 IQ move by Eric
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Does Valve even still make pink cookies
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>>549554405
>>549555117
holy winrar
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>>549560531
nice wrist clipping
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>>549561748
KINO. Another character introduced to the TF2 Cinematic Universe. WE'RE GOING TO LIVE FOREVER
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>>549561748
christ, and i thought that pl_brazil, or whatever map it was with the casino and tanks was bad
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>>549561748
sad thing is that map is actually pretty fun until the fucker starts talking
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>>549561748
Random guy trying to voice act at 2AM energy.
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>>549561748
ESL accent and dogshit mic holy hell
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>>549561748
Administrator
>Mission begins in 60 seconds...
>The bomb has almost reached the final terminus! Hahahah!
Short and concise, clearly states what's happening to players and has a bit of humor thrown in that isn't disruptive
OC announcers
>WELCOME MERCENARIES! I, NUTTY PUTTY THE NUTCRACKER DEMAND YOUR NUTS! Erm, not those nuts, heheh...BUT YES! IT IS ESSENTIAL THAT YOU BRING ME NUTS SO I MAY BECOME HUMAN, AND IN RETURN, I'LL GIVE YOU IMMORTALITY, HAHAH! Except you Medic...
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>>549561748
>tf2fags really think their cringe writing and acting is on par with the base game
dunning kruger fanbase
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>>549561748
>there are voice lines in the game now where some OC donut steel is actually the guy medic stole the skeleton from and it was a real story and not medic having a goof
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>>549561748
>Shit mic
>Randomly switches accents like he suddenly remembered the character is supposed to be German
>Constant voice cracks
>Can't properly shout, sounds like a kid recording at night trying to not get caught by his parents
>Long ahh witty monologues that get interrupted before he can even finish them
>Le epic Morshu reference (probably others)
>Desperately wants to be part of the established lore (this is supposed to be the patient Medic stole the skeleton from)
Not a SINGLE redeeming quality, holy shit
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>>549561348
at least as of 2019, so probably yes.
here is the recipe: https://x.com/kcline/status/1209532826351063041
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>>549561748
pd_watergate and its consequences have been a disaster for announcer-kind
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>>549561748
Any time someone decides to make custom announcer voice lines, it's like shitting all over Ellen McLain's voice talent and whoever the VO director was.
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>>549561748
>I'm a freakin' Nutcracker. And you better believe you don't wanna see me get nuts

Stopped listening there. It's giving me a I'M DA JOKA BAYBEE and the generic "You don't wanna see me when I'm angry" vibe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DX_wprkggoE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAZjR5nTkME
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>>549564404
>And you better believe you don't wanna see me get nuts
It's a literal Da Joker reference.
https://youtu.be/lnVEUB3RMW0?si=b-fuCXeSWJ-Gru1T
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>>549564571
beat me to it
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>>549564152
watergate was at least soulful because it used willfromafar text to speech
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>there's a secret stash of gold nuts on dah red team
>you'll get a big pay out if you pull this off
>who am i you asked?
>you can call me the nutstah
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>>549561748
>inb4 mapmakers blame it on Player Destruction not having official voice lines
There's a bunch of unused voice lines like for PLR that can easily be repurposed for PD to indicate when a team gets/loses the lead
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Administrator_responses
Everything you need for PD is pretty much there, but mapmakers would rather have their discord kitten be a part of TF2
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>Cashew, Macadamia, Peanut...
>3 nutcations...one monumental nut-off...
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>dey picked the tin man ova me?
>heh. well. i guess that's pretty nutty.
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>was going to buy austalium gold paint
>got it from the sock instead
nice, good update
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Update seems cool enough, probably won't touch again for a while.
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>NIGGA IM NUTS
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>*plops a big bag of nuts onto the table*
>Whadda say, fellas?
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I like big nuts... especially if they visibly weigh down the sack they're in
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>>549565920
YYYYYES
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https://knockout.chat/thread/77604/20#post-2805436
They already reached out to the knockoutroons to stay hush hush about the mapmaker being a pedo lol
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>>549566182
Go back.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRl3r4q_dUY
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>"I like my teams like I like my romances: six years old."
what did spy mean by this
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>>549566365
I think it's pretty clear what he meant by that
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>>549566431
but tf2 is much older than six years
does he not like the tf2 team
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Nutcracker cosmetics when?
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>>549566536
No and everybody hates him because he's gay and french.
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>Nutcracker map is making everybody here seethe because of reddit humor

Honestly, kinda based in an ironic way.
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>>549566834
nigga that's nuts
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>>549566834
tf2 updates have an average 100% chance to make /tf2g/ seethe, it's pretty incredible
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Next OP shall be Nuts Edition
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>>549566332
you know the rules, anon
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>>549566834
>>549567250
>Add garbage content
>wtf wdym you're not happy about getting more slop???
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Sidewinder is a pedophile map
Do not support pedophiles
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>>549567524
This is /tf2g/ sir if anything they'll go out of their way to buy map stamps for it
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>>549567524
Meanwhile, crickets when Metabolic is outed as a pedo
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>>549567524
Im largely out of the loop of the greater online e-drama landscape, but who actually takes these "soliciting minors via discord" callouts seriously?
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olivia ToT
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no one gives a shit about metabolic
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>>549567853
this but unironically
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>>549567887
Ok and no one gives a shit about your fake drama. All 4 of those other map makers were gleeful to work with an alleged "pedo" but we're not supposed to be mad at them I guess.
Meanwhile Metabolic posts Vipes' dox and apparently also spams cp on the FNAF general >>549364121 + still actively gets items in the game. Yeah I think Metabolic / BE NICE 2 ME is a worse person.
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Was there an update that removes decals or something? My pics haven't loaded for the past couple of days.
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lazer gazers is the best new cosmetic
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>unusual effect: team recognition
I laffed
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Wutville is still peak Smissmas map.
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>>549569123
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>>549569270
What is Zesty doing on the cvckchair?
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>>549569387
enjoying the view
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>>549561727
Itโ€™s a nice render. No need to nitpick
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UINGhBb9BQw

Alright which one of you is Goose
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>>549559943
Fuck festive pyros. Get head from festive pyros. Fuck a festive pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy festive pyro cunts. Have the festive pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into festive pyros. Fry festive pyros' brains with sex. Toss a festive pyro's salad. Urinate into a festive pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw festive pyros onto a bed. Twist festive pyros' nipples. Report your love for festive pyros to Valve. Split festive pyros' legs in half. Impregnate festive pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon festive pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a festive pyro cum dumpster. Submerge festive pyros into a vat of cum. Eat festive pyros' pussies. Dissect festive pyros' clothes off. Dominate festive pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap festive pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Make festive pyros suck'em. Cream inside festive pyros' holes. Lobotomize festive pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for festive pyros. Give festive pyros your love paste. Drown festive pyros in mad milk. Whip festive pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Camp in the same tent with festive pyros. Invite a festive pyro to your mvm lobby. Give festive pyros your hat drops in exchange for sex. Fuck festive pyros like an alligator. Slice festive pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
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>>549570024
this but also shupos
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>>549570024
this butt also shupos, zhanna, ms pauling and olivia
>>549553887
>
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>>549570939
don't forget young administrator and femscout
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>>549569951
it's probably this dude >>549570024
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>>549571319
No thanks, I'm a straight male. Feel free to stop projecting any time though
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>>549571319
Unironically this
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>>549564152
I like the announcers on Cursed Cove and Farmageddon
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Should I buy an Unusual Federal Casemaker, Unusual Winter Woodsman, some other all class hat that doesn't suck or Strange FN skins?
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>>549572768
Skins are underrated are make for classier loadouts than unusuals
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>>549571436
>
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>>549570024
>>549571436
based af
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>>549569938
What nitpick, it's right in your face in the middle of the screen. They also gave him faggot eyes.
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>>549572768
Unusuals are gaudy and skins look like shit. Just make a nice cosmetic loadout and maybe paint it if you've got cash to burn.
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what do u think about smissmas 2025 loadout and taunt?
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>>549572768
Post how much keys you have
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>>549577586
8/10
Only one stinkers for each (Money Scout and the stupid Snowman)
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>>549577586
I really like the coat cosmetics and most of them are blue, so I'll probably pick them up once they're ten cents.
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why did they add an islamic ball on christmas
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>>549578952
>Jewish Shape
>Islamic
Retard-kun...
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>>549578952
I know nothing about the abrahamic faiths other than the 200 pages of the quran i read out of curiosity and two chapters of paradise lost and whatever gore xitter spammed at me because of october 7th
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>>549568446
For what it's worth, that guy doesn't seem to be credited on the map anymore, and that ban happened way after the map was uploaded to the workshop. Still bullshit, though.
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Holy shit guys check steam
https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=259202
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>>549580084
we are back!!!
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>>549577586
why is spy on there twice
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>>549579490
baby making sex with honey
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>>549577586
Looks pretty good overall. The Fallout New Vegas set for Pyro looks out of place though but I can't explain why.
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>>549579490
jewish rat
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Got a couple NEXT ITEM hypes, but they were not that great. What Class/Weapon we playing this time?
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>>549581481
probably because it's essentially a promo set for an old game during christmas?
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>sidewinders workshop comments got turned off
hmm
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>>549581390
Sex before marriage is wrong.
>>549581606
Sheโ€™s a cat, and Iโ€™m pretty sure sheโ€™s not Jewish.
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>>549553887
this image doesn't have anything to do with tf2. perfect op 10/10
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>>549577847
Disagree, Scout sit taunt is spot on.
Scrub paints take paint in the worst way
Alpine apparel paints the undershirt. 1/10
Sydney Shearer does not take paint. 1/10
Most of the rest of these are acceptable hatte.
Heavy winter coat and Sniper Pilot helm were the best of my unboxes.


>>549581683
vid finally processed
https://youtu.be/RHvivUetK04
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>>549579240
>jews invented spheres
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what the fuck valve
I literally can't tell which one I'm supposed to shoot
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https://youtu.be/d5QbpyWWLe8
I kinda like old hire but the best hat for it's elite grade.
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>>549583573
is it just me or are the first 3 effects and the orbiting team logo running at choppy, low FPS
looks weird when demo's idle animation is smooth and fluid
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>>549583551
what team is he on!?!?! the white team????
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>>549582126
>Sex before marriage is wrong.
Honey wouldn't say that
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B4rry status?
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hmm...
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Why prices goes up for Festivizer?
Yes, I am not aware.
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>>549586447
you aren't reading the patch noting? try doing that
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>>549586749
The only reason that it can be used with all weapons now? Do you think the price will stabilize?
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>>549587142
Price will absolutely stablize because you can still get festivizers from drops. It might take a month or two to go back to normal if speculators hold on, but it's not the new normal.
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>>549577586
Surprisingly small amount of dogshit
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Soldier's handwriting is neater than I expected
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>>549587513
>medic's is in english and not german
sovless
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>>549582282
that's the pyro, retard
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>>549567524
>pedo
>actual charge is having been a child sending sexual material to adults
what
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>>549589430
Yeah I don't think that retard actually read what it was saying
Calling a grooming victim a pedo is certainly a hell of a take
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>>549577586
i will be opening as soon as i collect a few. i was just putting together some cold-weather loadouts and noticed demo was lacking a good winter chest option, i'd like that one the most.
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My Smissmas loadout? Why, I'm glad you asked
>B.M.O.C.
>Saxton's Own Spirit Of Giving
>Merc's Muffler
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>>549578952
It looks way too much like a big boobie with a nipple on it.
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>>549590494
haha imagine if it was fempyro's boob
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>>549589632
kino
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>>549581683
flare pyro
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>>549589632
trying too hard
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Matterhorn best PLR map for winter.
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I hope i win the boxing tournament so i can buy coffin of andy.
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>>549592462
cant you just watch in on youtube
or pirate it
rule34 or something else perhaps
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>>549560075
that's what you get for being a retard
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>>549581683
direct hit only, but the floor is a constant resupply, meaning that you have to pop the other guy into the air then get the airshot to kill
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>>549581683
demoknight with a ramp on both sides to trimp into the air
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>>549581683
booties/tide turner, shield bash damage only
could also require the persian persuader and put ammo packs around the arena
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6 = name
7 = desc
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>>549594578
anon #549554241 is a nigger he never delivered
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>>549594578
Smissmas Sex with Shupos
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>>549594578
Shupogaki
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>>549594578
Strange Smissmas Sweater Detonator
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>>549594578
paedophile
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>>549594578
fempyro is my wife
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>>549594578
test
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>>549594578
Honey the Cat
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>>549594578
I love CP
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>>549595106
>>549594727
nice
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>>549595106
>>549594727
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>>549595274
Nice.
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>>549595274
better man than me, id delete it out of principle
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I don't listen to what Steam Discussion threads or Youtubers say about hats and workshop items. You can gauge if the community as a whole hates it by how fast it goes on sale. This case is a good case because the price took hours to drop whereas last year's took 30 minutes.
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mmmmm bimbo pyros....
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mmmmm bimbo pyros (futa)....
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>>549596476
based

>>549596556
cringe
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Just got to play as saxton hale for the first time on a full server and I won, nice.
Its like a demoknight on steroids.
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A dead game is better than a toxic game, chud!
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>>549597625
>this game is dead! I want new content!
>no, not like that! this game is fucking dead!
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>>549597792
/tf2g/ already does something like that.
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How would you reimagine the TF2 tutorial and training mode to:

1: actually include all 9 classes
2: give it more polish
3: give more sovl?
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Gavle is kinda ass, very red sided. That first checkpoint on the payload section needs to be pushed forward, why the fuck is it in a spammy as fuck room?
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What if your main was an insect? Would you still love them?
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>>549602062
>pyro not a firefly
dam now i'm reminded of the dang firefly song, i blame you anonymous poster
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How's the value of everyone's inventory doing?
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>>549589632
i really should start making seasonal loadout
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Ok but seriously, what happened to b4nny?
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>>549602668
Wasnโ€™t he arrested for eating the Yomps burger or something like that
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>>549602668
the slurs.tf logs got released
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>>549603003
Idiot, b4nny infiltrated the competitive mode as a secret agent to disrupt it from the inside.
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>>549601682
This is my first holiday tf2 event. Is every Christmas map just terrible? I thought the Halloween ones were bad
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I want to slap the guy who made the new festivized variants because why does the kunai have that battery front and center
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>>549603327
>>549603520
You are going on the Naughty List.
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>>549603327
we used to get okay christmas maps but Wutville was a sign of things to come
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>>549600475
It would just be a nice basic, easy to understand tutorial. Ideally the merc of the class your learning would narrate everything for peak soul
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>>549600475
I honestly think its fine as is, gives a short intro of the basis to understand the game and engi/spy's special kits
the rest you get through experience
at most I would add a achievement weapon drop with a "wow you completed x achivement and unlocked y gun that does z, when you complete milestone cheevos you get more guns, check your achievement progress here *arrow to the ingame achievement button*
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>>549604287
you didn't close your quote you fucking idiot
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>>549604357
Your funeral is going to be a closed casket.
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>>549604458
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>>549600475
>>549604287
I also don't think that it's necessary to make a tutorial for all nine classes.
Should only be for the basic and starter ones like Soldier, Pyro, Heavy and maybe Engineer. Like, do you really need to play a tutorial to understand that you can double-jump as Scout or that you have to press M2 to ubercharge? Make the in-game tips more visible or something instead. In-game pop-ups can be annoying but they're there and they can work
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>>549600475
Lots and lots of spoken dialogue with comic humor voiced by workshoppers doing bad impersonations
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matterhorn is fun
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jesus fucking christ why do no modern voice actors seem to have their balls properly descended?
I just played the nutcracker map and the announcer voiced sounded like a 14 year old doing a shitty impression

a dude in my party said it took him a moment to realize the announcer wasn't some guy in the voice chat

even the better announcers on other maps, it still is obviously just some 20 something year old guy with zero real bass or gravel to his voice
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>>549581683
Wrap Assassin, Baubles only.
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>>549604559
This
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>>549604626
Krampus is the only one that breaks that trend somehow
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>>549604559
why is everyone so pouty about the comics all of a sudden? i thought they were funny
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>>549604593
>PLR
Ehhhh...
>>549604626
Yeah, what really sucks is that you can immediately tell that it's a zoomer doing the voice. I'm not saying that you need to hire veteran voice actors to do this but are older ones that expensive to get for a quick job?
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>>549604626
the tf2 accent is unescapable
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>>549605386
Because the ending finally came out last year and it didn't stick the landing for a lot people. I mean it was always going to be hard to make a good conclusion after ignoring the comics for like 7 years but they glossed over a bunch of stuff people wanted the answers to, even to the point of making jokes about it, made Administrator's motivation "it don't matter lol," made the guys we play as "the worst team ever lol," and let Jay Stinkerton cuck Ms Pauling from Scout. Left a sour taste in peoples' mouths afterwards
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>>549605386
Their beloved Youtuber said that the comics don't epresent the trve humor of TF2 so newfags don't like them anymore (the game humor has changed way before the comics started to come out)
>>549605610
Don't know what you're talking about, the last issue was pretty much universally praised even if it took almost a decade to come out. I'm not even saying that it was a perfect conclusion but considering all the delays and shit, it was definitely a satisfying one for tons of people.
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>>549605743
>pretty much universally praised
>for tons of people.
Tons != Universally praised.
Note that I said "a lot of people" not "every person." There are a lot of people who didn't like it, yes they're in the minority, no that doesn't change that a lot of people didn't like it and that's why the comics are perceived as flawed now.
You'll see a lot more of the honest opinions about it on /vg/ and there were a lot of them when it was new.
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>>549605869
"Lots of people" isn't a minority.
And taking /vg/ as an extent of the public opinion on a topic is fucking stupid, sorry to tell you this. Like I said some of the criticisms are totally valid however believing that the last comic was the straw that broke the camel's back is very funny

You want an actual piece of TF2 media that didn't stick with a lot of people? Meet the Pyro.
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>>549605321
true as fuck, that voice is like rum and cock to my ears
as meh as the actual map is im glad we got it just for the monsterfucker fuel. Even for a "furry" character it doesn't look like a generic mascot-style fursona, it actually sorta fits in tf2s art style
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matterhorn is fucking aids
its like they asked the mapmaker "hey make a payload race, but it only takes 1 second for each team to get to the other teams spawn and spawnrape it from literally 2 seconds after setup time
have fun"
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>>549604487
mio mentioned!
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>>549606589
Payload Race really sucks because either the carts and spawns are extremely far away from one another and the map becomes even more of a slog than real payload or the tracks are so cramped that it becomes an absolute spawn-camping fest.

If I wanted to play deathmatch in TF2, I'd just queue for CTF or KOTH.
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>>549605437
zoomer tf2 youtubers either vociferously hate zesty jesus or religiously orbit him because hes the only tf2 youtuber left who isn't one game of truth or dare/lost bet away from dressing up in a cheap temu maid dress and sucking their equally faggy friends flaccid chode
i remember listening to the chucklenuts podcast and there was like 15 minutes of them just talking about how much they love onions lmao
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>>549606107
>"Lots of people" isn't a minority.
Actual retard, there are 1.5 billion black people in the world and that's a hell of a lot people but they're still a minority.
>And taking /vg/ as an extent of the public opinion on a topic is fucking stupid,
I didn't say it was, I just said you'll see more honest opinions here. That's a fact. I think you're trying to argue semantics more than just reading my posts.
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>>549607396
>Black people out of nowhere
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Decided to try mvm again, did 2 two cities tours, meh, nothing.
Wanted to try out Mecha Engie. Take forever to find a group to do the last mission. GET A GOLDEN SNIPER RIFLE, MY FIRST AUSTRALIUM EVER. WOW.
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>>549607580
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Un4p-6lzIpI
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>>549607558
>Using a real example of a large minority to illustrate a point isn't allowed
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Whoโ€™s up doing their usual?
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>>549607665
I'm so unc I don't remember the last time I was up at 3AM. I go to bed at a nice 11PM
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>>549607717
Iโ€™m probably your age or older. You can do it bro. I believe in you.
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>>549607580
I thought australiums only dropped on two cities?
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>>549561748
i blame Eric's lack of standards
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>>549607982
They changed that like a decade ago because there was no reason to play the other tours
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>>549604626
because they are asking their friends and family to do voices for free, because actual professionals ask for money.

>the announcer voiced sounded like a 14 year old doing a shitty impression
probably because it's most likely a 14 y/o doing a shitty impression
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>>549607315
anon did you type this one handed
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>>549607628
I immediately got into a sniper duel with a twitchy sniper main who hid near a sentry with a razorback so it's not all good.
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>>549602630
all my loadouts are usually
>hat cosmetic
>something on face or head or just a badge
>body cosmetic
so i just swap the hat out for bmoc
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Am I going senile or did the Crossing Guard use to NOT have a Strange version? Did this always exist? I swear I've never seen a Strange Crossing Guard before this update, not ingame or on the community market
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>>549611086
I think they always existed but were rare
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New maps are distinctly mid, performance is dogshit, all the aimbotters and furry goon stacks are out and about. That's enough for one night.

Anyone found anything interesting yet? Easter eggs, unintended build spots, OOB clips?
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>>549611086
it always had one
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>>549600475
I think the easiest way would be to just have an obstacle course where step by step you have to do class specific things, maybe with a bot doing them first to demonstrate, then putting them to use on an easy scripted dustbowl match with bots
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>>549600475
>Scout: target practice while moving and jumping
>Soldier: rocket jumping tutorial
>Pyro: reflect practice
>Demo: target practice for pipes and to get a feel for stickies
>Heavy: something like tower defense
>Engineer: tutorial for the PDA and how each building works & explain metal costs
>Medic: Medigun & healing tutorial, maybe focus on how you shouldn't rely on your syringe gun too often
>sniper: target practice
>Spy: tutorial for backstabs, Invisicloak, disguise kit. maybe a stealth minigame at the end where you have to capture the intelligence without getting spotted
I would also add in small tutorials for specific unlocks that are very different from stock (i.e. dead ringer, shields, lunchbox items, etc)
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>>549607580
MVM tour costs 4 dollars per try. Australium Sniper costs $73.70.
That's around 19 waves to break even.
Worth it?
You could buy the australium sniper, or other video game.
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Welp, that was the Smissmas update
Time to hibernate until July or be suddenly waken up by the MvM update, whichever comes first
Zzzzzz...
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What weapons does Smissmas Sweater look good on?
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>>549587513
wholesome!!
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>>549611086
what loadouts actually look good with the crossing guard?
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>>549595274
based delivery
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>>549616581
The black box is usually a pretty safe choice while every other weapon really depends on what seed you got
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"let's make the worst health distribution of any map"
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>>549620302
Damn, looks nothing like a TF2 map
Not even some team colors to divide the map
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>>549577586
>Pyro getting NCR Ranger armor instead of sniper
Bonehead move
Otherwise 5/5 pretty gud
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How do seasonal unusual effects work? They can only show up on the hats in the new case?
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>>549620913
all hat cases swaps their unusual pool to the current event unusual pool
when the event ends the event case gets monopoly on the event unusuals but it also gets a mix of old effects
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>>549621124
That sucks. Unusuals should move to a gem and socket system like Dota.
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Still waiting on this fempyro mod to get compatibility with Summer 2025 cosmetics.
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>>549620302
this is indistinguishable from a csgo map
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Gold rush > every new slop map
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why does gavle (pronounced gahv-lay) have an attack defend round before the actual round where you defend the cute goat effigy?
i like the goat
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>>549607790
>man o war jellyfish
>blue ringed octopus
>urchin
>stonefish
either sniper has one hell of a toxin immunity or this is moments before he is fatally gangraped by some of the most famously poisonous sea creatures known to man
then again, with frequent use of jarate pills and no symptoms of jaundice, maybe his liver can tank it

hes gonna need something for the pain though, fucking yeowch
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>>549623534
Valve will just give him an unlock that gives him a free immunity to poison
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>>549622182
>goldrush
>better
maybe if i want to sit around doing nothing while i wait for the server to fill...
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>>549597625
all that typing because somebody said "kys", kek
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>>549606589
30 is not a cougar that's a christmas cake retard
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>>549623385
marvel rivals and overwatch made mixed-objective modes popular and people are trying to find a way to make it work in tf2. it's actually really cool cuz historically tf2 was simplpy too old to cross the streams on payload and CP but with modern vscript and shit its able to be made to happen
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>>549597625
tf2 mods are fun read this!
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>>549597625
Owning the chuds by killing off interest in the passion project I spent thousands of hours working on.
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Part 2 of the BASE Jumper Nerf.
https://youtu.be/kxgeL50S96I?si=NdtfD6MDBr6DVUdZ
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>>549595108
Put your name back on, YD, we all know you love CP you Romanian pedophile
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I kind of hate all the new maps. Not a single gem.
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>>549628365
Already asked grok
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>Already asked grok
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Grok is based
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Isn't it funny how the best player you ever seen is always some eastern european with a bunch of hacking accusations on their profile
These great players should group up and win tournaments. Funny how no eastern european team ever wins tournaments
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>>549631780
they're just so humble that they never thought to and they all play sniper so it would be 6 snipers vs 6 snipers
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>>549577586
Scout taunt feels like it should be for Spy and the new Pyro set looks out of place. Everything else is okay.
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>>549577586
New scout cosmetics based off the last comic are nice I guess
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>>549626454
>it's actually really cool cuz historically tf2 was simplpy too old to cross the streams on payload and CP but with modern vscript and shit its able to be made to happen
i will take your word for it and continue testing the new maps but it seems really hard for red to hold, my team was waddling around lost until we got ran over
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>>549577586
I don't care at all
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uh oh
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I love taunt chains
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>>549634098
Does this shupo actually talk like this or is this an assumption based on her smug ass face
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>>549634694
they talk like that while playing tf2
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>>549634098
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>>549634439
soul
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>>549634439
basado and sovful
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>>549564136
2019 was 7 years ago
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THE SEAL LOOKS HUNGRY
GIVE 'EM SOME FISH
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>>549626307
>30 is not a cougar

It is if the boy is 15.
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>>549606589
Matterhorn is the best payload race map, made to perfectly appeal to the best parts of payload race.

The banana peel is perfect.
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The game would be better if sniper wasnt in it
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>>549634694
All of the shupo posters have the most shallow understanding of the actual shupos themselves because they never played the game theyโ€™re from so they wouldnโ€™t know.
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Can i get a "fuck sniper" in the thread?
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idk what games shupos are even from
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>>549628365
>From my experience, your main threat with the parachute isn't Heavies, Snipers or Sentries, since you can play around those and use your gamesense
>I think it's actually Scouts, because they can chase you down and they can be difficult to hit even from high ground, especially in open spaces
I don't think I agree, obviously if you bomb an average player that doesn't even know where he's taking damage from you can kill those classes, but as soon as a Heavy or Sniper sees you floating in the air they have the advantage
As for Scouts there's not much they can do if you're up high in the air, and yes open spaces are in general scout's strength
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shupo = cute
but gacha = slop
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Can TF2 be classified as a gacha
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>>549577586
Overall not too bad, there isn't really much slop apart from the snowman, laser eyes and the cash taunt
I don't like items referencing the comics to be added since the comics happen after the game events, but with this one it fine since it's just longer hair and some pants/sweater
Medic's sweater is probably my favorite this update. The other 2 taunts are nice as well
Still won't get anything cuz I finalized my loadouts years ago
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The new festivized weapons gave me renewed hope...
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Is there a list of everything that CAN'T be festivized now? Apparently not everything from the workshop submission has been accepted
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Now if they could just make festivized items use a style toggle like hats we'd actually have a system worth a damn. Male stat clocks a toggle too and we'd really be cooking.
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>>549643398
*Make
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>>549643047
>not everything from the workshop submission has been accepted

Yet.
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>>549620302
The current style community maps are going for is just Overwatch.
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>>549626454
>but with modern vscript and shit its able to be made to happen
I know this is kind of unrelated but Valve has tried to do them in the past. The only thing that ever got released was some community map features like tf_logic_hybrid_ctf_cp.
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>>549634439
Christmas miracle
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>>549587513
if it's from a community map then it's not his real handwriting
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>>549641136
Fuck Sniper
Or be fucked by him
Either is fine
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>>549634098
>>549634797
When's the rerun.......
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>>549605610
>made Administrator's motivation "it don't matter lol"
complete lack of reading comprehension.
the admin's motivation is that zeph killed her parents, but she had spent so long torturing him that she had completely lost that memory leaving only her burning desire for revenge.
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>>549623534
Sniper is so filthy that it negates and toxins or poisons
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>>549643047
I noticed that the Pomson is the only Dr. Grordbort weapon that can't be festivized for some reason.
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eric please fix the flamethrower bugs
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>>549648438
submit the fixed faggot
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>>549649510
Stop eating them pink donuts or whatever and start working on the game yourself, fatty.
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>>549649510
It's been on the github for years now
Emailing him about it has resulted in nothing...
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Why don't more people use the backscatter?
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>>549645080
They at least got Sniper right from the post card he sent to his parents
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Made a new spray, feel free to use.
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>>549653307
sometimes i have two people to kill but i do enjoy the chunkyness of the crit
letting it be war painted would be cool too
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>>549653307
How many hours did it take for you to get a clip like that?
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>>549653307
>didn't taunt after the failed stairstab
That's mandatory
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>>549654262
i will
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>>549653307
Always wish it could do 150 dmg exactly if you're directly behind someone so you could one shot a medic. Would make it more fun for flanking.
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>>549643047
All passive wearable weapons (parachute, jetpack, boots, sniper's back items, etc.) didn't get them
But there's others missing like the Gas Passer
I also noticed the Iron Curtain got it but not the Lugermorph, weird
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>>549655271

If you idiots seriously think Valve made those festivized weapons themselves, you're even more stupid than usual. They bought a pack from a Workshop creator who made festivized versions of every single weapon in the game. That creator also sent Valve a spreadsheet with implementation info, since some weapons require additional tech (or something, idfk). Valve, as usual, only implemented the absolutely easiest no brain solutions possible and ignored the rest, just like they do with GitHub PRs. The last time we got any actually Valve-made piece of content was the 2023 grill render in the goddamn main menu.
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>>549656376
>If you idiots seriously think Valve made those festivized weapons themselves
Nobody is saying this
>They bought a pack from a Workshop creator who made festivized versions of every single weapon in the game
That's why people are asking since not all of them were added as advertised on the workshop submission
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>>549656376
>If you idiots seriously think Valve made those festivized weapons themselves
no one has said anything like this ever, why are you punching shadows?
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Valve made the festivized weapons themselves
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zivk_vNYQc
Another Gold Rush rant has entered the area!
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>>549657404
Why are there so many of these
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>>549656376
>If you idiots seriously think Valve made those festivized weapons themselves
No one said this you sperg, the question was "which weapons can't be festivized"
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>>549658082
If I had to guess
>People still upset about missing features *cough* autoreload
>People misunderstanding the mod expecting it to be a reversion mod to 2010 and getting annoyed by the other changes
>TF2C trannies, mod is Zesty-approved therefore bad
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>>549657404
plap
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>>549657404
>soijak in the big 26
let me guess everything in this video is ragebait
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>>549658949
I don't know, I closed the video after 10 seconds.
Here watch this one instead: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9oOKqMjNUo
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>>549658949
ok i got through 4 minutes and 30 seconds until the "OMG IT HAS STUFF FROM LATER EVEN THOUGH IT CALLED GOLD RUSH THAT'S SO STRANGE SO WEIRD SO BIZARRE AND INACCURATE LIKE WHAT IT IS EVEN TRYING TO BE" argument came up for the 3rd time and I couldn't take it anymore. bro would you be interested in playing the game if it had even LESS content? no I don't think so, yet these people always get their OCD triggered and can't shut the fuck up about it. WOW the devs had no idea how stupid they were to include more options for the player, nobody else realized this, give yourself a pat on the back for being so unbelievably smart to see that and point it out 5 times in the same video.
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>>549657404
Closed after 5 seconds, the way he talks is annoying
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>>549634439
>>549653307
/ourgoy/
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>>549661027
you know what else is nasty? empty servers
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>>549661181
Now post the tf2 classic servers
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>>549661285
why?
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>>549661285
i care not for that either.
i care so little about TF2C that im not going to download it just to grab a screenshot of 8 people trying to have fun on dustbowl.
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>>549661360
Because tf2 gr has a much better community and is actually playable >>549597625
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>>549661673
>is actually playable
if you enjoy 4v5 games I guess
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THIS JANUARY...
WHEN WORLDS COLLIDE...
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>>549661840
When did they add cosmetics to tf2c
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>>549661181
>lowest hours still has enough players for 2 active servers
>meanwhile retail tf2 is nothing but idlebots during those hours
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how much money does it cost to play team fortress 2
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>>549661840
Heavy after the bottom surgery be like:
>alright...WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!
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>>549662170
You pay with your soul.
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>>549662054
Cope.
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>>549662410
no i mean whats the retail price of a team fortress 2 subscription in dollars (USD)
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Rare Eric Smith sighting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IR7Mw0OjOYY&t=5777s
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>>549661837
Better than being banned or forced to play modded servers with lgbt badges
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>>549663468
never been banned or forced to play on any server
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>>549662450
YOU are the one coping for weeks that that a free community mod of tf2 doesn't appeal to you specifically and you are missing out on some of the most tf2 fun possible from it
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>>549561748
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/comments/3593391553
Nutcracker devs won't redo the voicelines, just fix a bug with the Administrator interrupting the announcer
Why? Because the voice actor is an incredible person and put lots of love into his work, of course! Poor guy is probably 14 and would cry if they told him his voice acting sucks :(
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Call em nutcracker the way they're busting my balls
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Ugh... I'm not sure if swallowing all those TF2 players for immortality was a good idea, my stomach is really starting to hurt... I think I'm gonna, gonna-*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
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Hey... I asked for nuts but your Pyro here doesn't have any...
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Just bought two tickets to the Nut show, and I'm not giving 'em to ye, I'm going with YOUR nuts!
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>>549664047
>harvest men's nuts
>feed them to a 14 year old ESL to make him inflate and kill himself
>transcend human mortality
what did the tf2 emporium mean by this?
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Put da nutcracka on the Borneo shack so IT'S THE NUTSHACK
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>>549653307
>jarated spy, minicrits useless
>no MC on the soldier
>no MC on the engi
>14 damage minicrit on the sniper, still takes 3 hits instead of 2shotting
>3 shots a stationary gibusvision heavy, could have done it with stock
>takes 4 shot to kill a stationary unspun heavy, only one of those was a MC
gee, i wonder why
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Mobstah when he sees that strunz of a Nutcracka after he didn't make it into the update (Butch is Krampus)
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>>549615874
Metabolic's back at it again... obviously seething that Vipes won bigly this update
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fH-tjXuvOTw
Which one of you is this
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>>549648438
These are balsncd updates, even if you call them bugs and are thus out of scope.
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>>549667096
why are you looking for this kind of content?
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>>549667096
Based Shupofag
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>>549664047
https://voca.ro/1teiwfYLgQ4Q
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>>549666467
>krampus
>nutcracker

Why is Eric so pro-German?
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>>549663630
Still not playing your faggy mod.
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>>549667832
Why have you done this
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>>549561748
>>549563627
>>549663667
gone are the days of artistic excellence. all we have now, all we GET to have, is endless nepotism, back patting, manufactured demand via clique and committee. The cheap and tawdry, put on par with genuine, time-honoured masterpieces because of petty personal self-gratification and the supremacy of feewings. nothing is to be regarded as grand or beautiful, lest it downplay the supposed value of the mediocre, nothing must be excluded or held to a higher standard

i fucking hate the emporium, and i hate Eric Smith for giving up on this games artistic integrity
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>>549667572
obsessed
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>>549668210
Eric's ancestor, Erik Schmidt, was on the Mayschnitzel when it got to America. he likes to honor his ancestry
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>>549561748
I lost this post in the thread and had to listen to this for 2 minutes until I found it again and closed the video.
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>>549673137
16 years of adding cosmetics you run into two problems
>Make similar hats to others already in the game
or
>Add unfitting slop but at least it's unique and has never been done before
I'd say there's only really a handful of ideas that could still be added that are both fitting and unique
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>>549673137
eric doesn't give a damn
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>>549591197
As it's really hard to crit a fellow Pyro I think that's out. Gas Passer would be fine if it was gotten on resupply.

>>549592462
Depending on how expensive it is you might not even need to win. Going to try to have a lot of small sprees on the board this time, $50 was way too difficult for players to get a good list from.

>>549593769
Direct hit isn't a bad idea, bit worried about resupply though, the retrigger time is like ten seconds iirc, more than long enough to get 2shot. If I can edit the retrigger time that's a possibility.

>>549594206
I think that would be asking a bit much of the players, to never click M1. Ammomotion isn't bad.

>>549604682
That's essentially the same as "Wrap assassin, do your best" :P New arena does make this a bit better than the last time we ran it, as well.

I'm thinking about a Scottish Resistance and Loose Cannon event, points awarded only in case of a double donk death or any sticky trap. You can push with the cannon into pre-set traps or double the donk into a win. Arena would be a series of trenches, no choke points to put stickies into to the point of lethality, each with some good places to post somebody up with a cannon shot.
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>>549673574
Nah, Eric needs his shekels.
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>>549673137
>r/tf2 shitting on the guy that posted this
We've failed men...
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>>549673137
The top hat, Spy and Medic ones are valid.
Rest not so much.
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Smissmas is great.

>No contracts
>No bullshit gimmicks
>Amazing looking maps
>Season of giving
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>>549676172
I only wished that the maps were optimized better
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>>549676472
abbey gave be framerate problems on point a. Pain in the ass to play directly on point, but was fine everywhere else.
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>>549675312
r/tf2 more like r/trannies
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>>549677089
Yes, Abbey is pretty bad on certain parts, hopefully it'll be fixed by the weekend because I want to playyyyyyy.
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>>549677151
idk man they are posting sovl
https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/1pjdudn/pleassse_scout_i_need_this_my_health_is_kinda_124/
https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/1pixh8y/the_cum_man/
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>>549677410
you're free to go back there then
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>>549677746
and you are free to suck my dick
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/c/c4/Demoman_laughlong02.wav
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>What? You got banned from my server? And you don't like it? What are you, some kind of nigger?
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>>549673137
I agree with what >>549673574 said where it's been 16 years and eventually they're going to add similar looking hats. Even before the graded hats system there were hats that were near identical to each other (top hats, Demo pirate hats, various fedoras and beanies, etc.) I think part of the issue nowadays is that workshoppers are making items with the intention that they'll be the 'new' version of a previous one in a case no longer available, the first four being great examples of that. Adding cases back into the drop pool would solve this and keep items in rotation.
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>>549677410
>cosplay
>sovl
It's only sovl if it's a woman that makes my weenis twitch
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>>549678076
The one time I appreciated a clone hat was the Decorated Veteran (specifically the third style). It's an all-class bucket hat that costs a fraction of the Summer hat
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>That one nigga in the server spamming gifts and raping my ears
>Don't even get anything
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>>549678076
>That time Valve added the Backbiter's Billycock twice
What the FUCK were they thinking?
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You'd think mappers would know by now how to optimize their goddamn maps yet almost every new map gives a massive dip in fps, some of them have been mapping for over a decade yet still shit out unoptimized garbage
>inb4 get a better pc
works fine on older maps, mappers gotta learn
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>>549678076
Probably why there's so many Santa hats since the BMOC is like 40$
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>>549673137
but the CHADphisticated smoker has a cigar!! it promotes smoking, so it's different and worse!!
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>>549681872
It was always weird the generic ass Santa hat was a limited time event item only distributed to a few accounts
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>>549678076
>various fedoras
That heavy's fedora is straight up retexture Valve's fedora and the guy fucking got away with it.
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Why does every CTF map added since Landfall have such open Intelligence areas that are so easy to grab? The best part of CTF is how long the matches drag out but these newer CTF maps like Frosty or Applejack or Pelican Peak and the latest one added this update all end so quickly.
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>>549683578
It doesn't really matter, literally every CTF map besides 2Fort and maybe Well have the problem where if there isn't a permanent sentry defending the intel, the intel is free to cap for any scout.
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Playing as Scout is really fun.
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>Chase someone to matterhorn top
>get some fuckhuge frame dip just by looking at lift gears

Abbey A is also ridiculous unoptimized.
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>kill the engineer and camp his teleporter exit
>hon hon hon
>constantly check my back in case someone comes
>nothing happens for 5 minutes so i just sap and shoot it
>oh but he just so happens to be right at the entrance and stops that one from being destroyed
okay yeah fuck you too
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>>549689689
luck issue
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>>549690236
well i was being too much of a gamer and it auto balanced me to the losing team when one side was 2-0 on sidewinder
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>>549662696
why doesn't he have a italian mobster accent, day ruined
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festivized g pan my beloved......
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>>549680127
>guy spamming gifts
>bookmark his profile
>check it the next day, no gifter hat in his inventory
>schaudenfrede irl
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>>549689689
>upward
>red engineer puts a tele spot on the cliff spot
>doesn't destroy it
>I sit at the teleporter and kill like 8 people before someone finally comes over to stop me
>his entrance gets killed
>I sit there for a solid 2 minutes waiting for him to eureka to the exit
>eventually he does
>mfw
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>>549665605
On the flip side, 2 less shots isn't that big of a downside.
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>>549665610
How was this gamemode?
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>>549680127
>>549692201
>guy spams so many gifts that everyone gets out of it with at least 20 items and the amount is so fucking high that unless someone else paid nearly a hundred dollars to spam that day the hat is guaranteed
the ref is nice, but i wish there was a way to mark items as untradeable so i dont accidentally autoscrap all of the gifted items, wanna keep at least one y'know?
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>>549681278
Go back to your Knockout.chat thread, tranny faggot.
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>>549701124
Why were you there?
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>>549701243
Laughing at trannies, why else?
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>>549676172
>>No bullshit gimmicks
>>Amazing looking maps

...on opposite day
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>>549701124
based
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>>>/v/728063515
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>>549701486
Suuuuuure
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why is this general so dead
the game just got updated
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>>549707379
We've already discussed the new hats and the new maps suck so we're already out of things to talk about
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>>549707379
We're all busy getting frags on the new maps
Duh
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>>549707465
>the new maps suck
i like abbey
nutcracker is alright minus the atrocious announcer but that doesn't impact gameplay so
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>>549707379
no MvM update
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>>549646072
>the admin's motivation is that zeph killed her parents
You're the one who lacks reading comprehension; they show her with her dead parents but never confirm if he was actually responsible for their deaths or if she just blamed him for them. The whole thing is very non-committal with what actually happened, seemingly as a way to include a "don't dwell on things / learn to let go" message, but that message doesn't really land as well when they spent years setting up the Administrator as having this huge master plan in a game about globe trotting mercenaries and shell companies, only for it to end up being petty revenge that she doesn't remember. Hence a lot of people thought it was unsatisfying.
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There was a trans women in my lobby last night and she kept screaming "reeeee foids get the fuck off my game"

How do i get a tf2 wife like that?
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>>549709976
Did you try talking?
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valve adding all these festivizers gives me immense hopium for new aussies
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>>549710769
Stretching Gardevoir's cervix!
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>>549710769
No, I didn't think of that honestly.
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>>549710769
egg making yadda yadda
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How would (You) fix TF2 if given the chance?
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>>549713049
by having egg making sex with lucario
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>>549713049
complete rework of sniper to make him midrange focused like every other class and to steer away from the one shot playstyle.
thats it. thats all you need to do
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>>549713049
remove cosmetics (except world traveler hats with wutville stamps)
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>>549710769
but if I talk I will lose my dark and mysterious cool top fragger aura
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>>549713786
more like bottom fragger if you know what i mean
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>>549713938
Nobody gets what you are talking about.
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>>549714143
bottom as in penis in your ass
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>>549714179
oh
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>>549714179
I still don't get it please go into further specific detail
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>>549714657
okay so there's a penis, right? and that penis (get this) is entering into your body via your ass
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>>549714787
that sounds like sodomy and i dont consent to that
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>>549715609
why not
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>>549715609
Well yeah, that's why it's called sodomy
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>>549620569
>>549621879
>>549644161
>no!!! TF2 maps NEED to be semi-arid deserts in the American southwest
Read the room pals. Look at all the Peaky Blinders cosmetics, TF2 doesn't take place in New Mexico anymore, it's set in England.
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>>549716314
shit post
sexy shupo
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>>549716314
Strawman argument, you can have different locations while still respecting the design philosophies of TF2
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>>549715707
It's gay and I'm not gay.
>>549715726
I need a dictionary.
Now good night nerds!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNVN0pEx6fs
The most sovlfvl TF2 video ever. Just think, 20 million people watched this video and were touched.
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>>549707379
The general does not actually talk about the game. Itโ€™s literally here for the (you)s and the few sad men who have been here since the beginning who probably dont have anything else
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>>549717487
*women
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>>549716478
I don't see how it's all that different in artstyle than other maps. Abbey has the same muted color saturation and rough geometry of early TF2 maps. The biggest difference is just the location.
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>>549717016
>and I'm not gay
...why not?
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>>549717806
Because older maps, even if they were in a different location, always kept elements of RED and BLU owning the location. The colors were not "the same muted colors," you would have hues of red and brown to represent RED and hues of blue and blue gray to represent BLU, along with the companies' iconography. This is due to the fact that RED and BLU owned bases all over the world and were not just fighting over random locations.
Even on Degroot Keep which has similar stonework, the flags denoting the points have big bright red colors symbolizing RED owning that castle.
Abbey has no evidence of the teams being involved with it whatsoever. It just looks like a random location.
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How can I raffle keys for /tf2g/?
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>>549719993
Go to scrap.tf
Select create raffle and then private raffle
Keep the type as secret link or secret link + password and make the password something only tf2g would know
Set the duration to a short time like 2 hours max OR announce in advance when you're gonna do it and do even shorter
Finally put the link in an image so it can't be scraped by jewgle and bots

Those are the best ways to try to keep it tf2g specific
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>>549719290
>RED and BLU need to have different architectural aesthetics
Only symmetrical maps ever do this, and many symmetrical maps don't. It's a motif used in TF2 maps but not a defining feature of them.
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>>549720349
Are you retarded? I wasn't just talking about architectural aesthetics I was talking about colors and iconography. And I literally gave you an example of an asymmetrical map with a castle that follows the same philosophies. I think the porn addiction is clouding your brain.
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>>549720349
>Only symmetrical maps ever do this
objectively false
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>>549720181
Never mind, I ain't using scrap.tf.
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>>549720871
The only other option is mannco.store and they make you join their stupid discord server just to access raffles.
RIP TF2R
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>>549720557
>I was talking about colors and iconography
Both of those are part of architectural aesthetics.

>Degroot Keep follows this philosophy
That's a bad example, it's just a tiny meme map so it's hard to say it's emblematic of the rest of the game.
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>>549721520
>Both of those are part of architectural aesthetics.
Yes but again, I wasn't just talking about architectural aesthetics. BLU having factories and RED having farms is irrelevant to what I was talking about. The topic of discussion was about colors you moron.
>That's a bad example, it's just a tiny meme map so it's hard to say it's emblematic of the rest of the game.
I used it as an example of another map that has prominent stonework structures to compare to Abbey, the size of the map is totally irrelevant. Holy shit you ARE retarded.
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>>549721774
>I used it as an example of another map that has prominent stonework structures to compare to Abbey, the size of the map is totally irrelevant. Holy shit you ARE retarded.
Your post was ambiguous. It's not my fault you can't coherently present an argument. And it doesn't make any sense to say they have "similar stonework" when the masonry is completely different between the two maps.
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>>549722668
You are either totally braindead from your porn addiction or purposefully pretending to be retarded so you have an excuse to post more porn.
Did I say it was exactly the same stonework you stupid nigger? No, I said it was similar. Your OWN argument was about early TF2 maps having "the same color saturation and rough geometry" so I specifically chose TWO early TF2 maps that prove you wrong on both fronts and one that even features a castle so you couldn't hand wave it away being a different kind of architecture. Get a clue.
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uh oh melty
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>>549722896
trvth nvke
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turbo autists arguing about the brickwork of a level in an 18 year old video game. this is why i love 4chan
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>>549722896
>Did I say it was exactly the same stonework you stupid nigger? No, I said it was similar.
But you're wrong. Abbey uses fired clay bricks and Degroot Keep uses cobblestones. That's like saying a glued-laminated building is similar to a log cabin, they are completely different.
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>>549723939
Okay I'm convinced now that your gimmick is the latter of pretending to be retarded and glossing over every point made so you have an excuse to post more porn.
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>>549720349
>Only symmetrical maps ever do this
this nigga doesn't even play TF2
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Working on a new A/D map for summer '26. Thoughts?
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>>549725336
Looks good, fits the muted color saturation and rough geometry of early TF2 maps.
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>>549725336
Unironically though you could probably make cache work as a TF2 map. It already looks a little bit like Granary mid, if you gave it painted pastel textures and a more cartoony background, it would be acceptable in TF2.
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>>549553887
"Where are you aiming?" is a stupid questionโ€” It's the place instinct points to atop destiny. That bare exposure, in the gap between restraint and liberation, Simply, freely, purely seeks the fighting life
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>>549727551
jesse what the fuck are you talking about
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Dead General. Sniper General.
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>>549701124
I don't know who that is but maps running like shit is a fact and not some tranny delusion
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>>549738719
gay axe
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>>549738719
Eric Smith
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>>549713049
absolutely shooting for the stars here, like asking a mall santa for a ferrari, but here goes
>return quickplay with some updated ui graphics
>give the server browser a visual touch-up
>finish the tutorial mode to include all 9 classes, in the style of half-life opposing forces bootcamp, with the tf2 mercs as your guide (fan impressions if need be)
>de-bloat the cosmetics
>make maps seperated into dlc packs, with only popular classics being downloaded on install
>instate a regular community vote on the map pool to keep things fresh
>replace ctf_2fort with ctf_bluefort (call it ctf_2fort_redux, relegate old 2fort to "badlands classics" dlc pack, alongside dustbowl, hoodoo, and other old maps that obviously werent balanced for the current game)
>bunch of other QoL improvements, more organized options menus, better default settings, easy direct wepons 4 scrap trading instead of clunky crafting system
>repair and upgrade replay system
>make majority of old taunts free
>contracts to unlock every sidegrade in the game (the phlog one requires you learn how to airblast lmao)
>summer update with a couple well-polished maps and no more, weapon rebalances, a few new weapons for under-served classes
>every sniper rifle has the machina tracer beam now
>halloween: 1 new well polished and playtested map, maybe a boss, nothing more
>smissmas update: some un-themed hats, taunts, warpaints, and unusuals, no new maps
>do something about idle bots inflating the player count
>begin source 2 port in earnest, even if its gonna take years, at least the game will be in a better state

also, cute lucario, would rub fluffy belly
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>>549738719
Epstein won
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>>549738719
And so did Mechawreck
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>>549739780
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>>549709976
>she
>wife
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>>549739224
>>make maps seperated into dlc packs, with only popular classics being downloaded on install
My TF2 folder is only 35 GB when many games on Steam are 100+ GB (GTA V, Cyberpunk 2077, War Thunder, etc.) There's no practical reason to turn maps into separate downloads. If you want to reorganize them in other ways, that's fine though.
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why is tf2g so dead?
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>>549739106
was afk
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What do the kraut words mean
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>>549743854
Unfortunately we only have 12 rooms available
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>>549741612
oh i guess my hard drive space is just tiny then
(my hd is like 256 gb IIRC)
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>>549743854
fleegin smogglen floogen smoogen
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>>549739224
>>contracts to unlock every sidegrade in the game (the phlog one requires you learn how to airblast lmao)
>sidegrade
>mfw i can't unlock the hippocratic oath or the third degree
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Had a dream where valve completely fixed casual but zesty and gabber started complaining about the tutorial instead
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>>549747398
>the hippocratic oath
1. that's not what it's called
2. it's not an upgrade anymore
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>>549739224
>Aiming for the mud here:
I feel like "realistically"(insofar as getting Valve to sign off on anything that isn't just additions from the workshop) adding more features to Casual to make it less shitty would be better than RETVRNING to Quickplay. The whole ecosystem of community servers doesn't exist anymore and has no chance of returning after being sidelined for so long. Casual sucks but the playerbase numbers and engagement that made Quickplay vibrant simply isn't here in 2025. At minimum I'd like Valve to enable votes for shit like team scramble and longer match timers/play to more points so that you aren't wasting a ton of time queueing or AFK in pregame waiting for the server to fill
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>>549748129
quickplay wasn't just community servers, the current ecosystem doesn't matter
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>>549561748
https://youtu.be/ySH3yeluMl8?t=1239
>Zesty INSTANTLY d/c'd when he entered the Nutcracker map and heard the voice
Based or is Zesty being an asshole?
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>>549748793
both
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>>549748129
>The whole ecosystem of community servers doesn't exist anymore and has no chance of returning after being sidelined for so long.
harsh reality
community servers were more comparable surrogate chatrooms prior to 2015, it's why everyone is so nostalgic but unable to recreate it because that type of community vibe has moved to instagram and discord entirely but nobody likes to think about it this way cuz its true
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>go to community browser
>servers are either completely full or completely empty
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>>549748213
>quickplay wasn't just community servers
Sure, but in your view what else was it?
>the current ecosystem doesn't matter
If that's true then we'd have a lot of populated Minecraft and Mario Kart servers

>>549750119
Gamer "culture" has also moved on. Shooter games today are extremely task-oriented to the point where not pulling your weight is a reportable --> bannable offense. Don't get me wrong salty faggots hopping on mic to sperg about their shitty team have always existed but the mentality of "just log into a random server and then goof off" that fed into Quickplay era's vibe is totally dead

Possibly due to the e-sports mind virus or some other factors but most modern shooter games' playerbase behave like they're only a handful of wins away from going pro and it makes them insufferable
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>>549751708
>not pulling your weight is a reportable --> bannable offense
i learned this the hard way trying to get in to marvel rivals
oh well lol
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>>549751708
>Sure, but in your view what else was it?
a quick way to play / get into a game
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>>549752087
You can still do that, casual takes like 10~ seconds for me to queue US west coast
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>>549752572
I know, the getting into a match part isn't the issue
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morning game
morning general
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'cario game
'cario general
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>>549758009
I think Cerberus is the best helltaker
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>>549758676
sheโ€™s cute. I wonโ€™t argue that.
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Gonta
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https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2019498104
How hard is the Emporium crew seething about Vipes getting this lvdo kino fallovt nevv vegas cosmetic added to the game?
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what do pyro players do for fun when they're not airblasting
it seems like they're just walking around until someone important can make it down their list of priorities and shoot them to death with their real gun like idk how you can progress the game as pyro
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>>549763179
I don't know, I'm not in their Discord.
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>plr_cutter was the best map in 2024 smissmas
>plr_matterhorn is the best map on 2025 smissmas
>nightfall & pipeline still in alternative gamemode purgatory
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>>549667165
yet they fixed the caber which you can argue is a balance update so theirs no excuse now
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>>549667165
But they are bugs, they're things that are not intended to happen
Hogging a wall shouldn't halve Pyro's damage
Point blank range shouldn't reset your damage ramp-up
Reflected projectiles can deal absurd amount of damage to Pyro because the damage calculations are wrong, Valve only bothered fixing it for rockets leaving other projectiles still bugged
Besides, even post-Blue Moon they've fixed bugs that affect a weapons viability
>Engi no longer consuming metal when redeploying a building and hitting it
>Wrap Assassin not instantly shattering because of map entities
>Iron Bomber hitbox
>Gas Passer counting as wet for the Neon Annihilator
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>>549764034
I am, and some people here are grossly overestimating how much the emp people care about vipes
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>>549772906
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Is The Emporium the deep-state of TF2 or something
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When I saw this icon I thought it was going to be a new thing that uses a decal :(
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>>549775123
theres some retards who desperately need it to be to explain why their own shit items aren't picked by valve
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>>549777395
you need to go back
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For this Smissmas, I am grateful for the no hats mod letting me disable most slop in the game, the custom cosmetic disabler for making it easy to choose what to keep and remove, and the casual preloader for letting me do so in casual as well
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thats thanksgiving retard
for this smissmas i want all the bots gone foreverial permanently this time and also all enigger mains to be sent to hell for making tf2 worse and unjolly
when i dont like someones hat i kill them for it because my ancestors conquered the stars but its harder to do that if theyre hiding behind an aimbot
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>he isn't grateful during Christmas
ngmi, expect coal in your stocking
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When was the last time we got a hat that actually fit the tf2 artstyle? First time in ages and its an elite class lmao
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>>549780362
Almost a sphinx riddle in its deceit, but the answer is: we never had a hat that fit the TF2 artstyle.
Itโ€™s all slop.
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>>549773234
Can we have context for those messages?
Either way
>gets attacked by emporium
>tries to speak out about attack
>years pass
>still lives rent free in emporiumโ€™s mind
I swear, heโ€™s as big of a boogeyman to them as Zesty is and I have no fucking clue why. Vipes is a left leaning furry. The same shit the Emporium dumbasses are. Yet they hold so much contempt for him.
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>>549781349
> Yet they hold so much contempt for him.
Because he tried speaking out about the bad shit going on in the Emporium. When he was in it, it was an open secret that Emporium members would gang stalk workshoppers they didnโ€™t like, the two most known to do so being Drew and Metabolic. Instead of joining like everyone else or keeping his head down, he tried to speak out and pointed out that it wasnโ€™t right. I should know, I was there. I even remember the workshopper he tried to defend, as they kept plastering his personal info and Facebook in the discord.
https://steamcommunity.com/id/vaultshadow/myworkshopfiles/?appid=440
Yeah the guyโ€™s dogshit at modeling but you donโ€™t go fucking doxxing people because you donโ€™t like their lack of ability.

Thatโ€™s another thing that pissed me off about the Emporium. They kept crying about how doxxing and harassing is bad, yet they always did it so openly in the Discord. Thatโ€™s why the channels kept getting purged and deleted, to cover that shit up.
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>>549763179
>>549773234
>>549781349
It's weird how much Diva Dan seethes about Vipes unprompted. I'm convinced he's in on the whole thing.
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>>549782351
>and thatโ€™s why people copy him
Already trying to rewrite history I see. He only claimed Metabolic and Drew stole from him, and he only did it twice.
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>>549773234
This faggot is unironically known for stealing others shit, why do tranny faggots always outwardly attack others for the same shit they do? It happens even on tf2g with certain posters.
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better question: who cares
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>>549782351
>Projecting when his magnum opus is literally a reference to a cartoon
coal
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>>549782351
Heโ€™s probably one of the few people that come here just to shitpost about Vipes or do damage control
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>>549773234
>>549782351
Diva Dan is a two faced faggot. When posting where Vipes can see, he tried toโ€being on his sideโ€. I remember reading a conversation between them on YouTube or Twitter or BlueSky whatever. But behind closed doors he shits on him constantly because he knows he canโ€™t see it. Is he really that afraid of someone whoโ€™s a tiny speck compared to him?
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>>549783551
He always tries to downplay anything that happened to Vipes
>oh the concepts weren't stolen he just picked generic concepts from video games! it's a coincidence even though the people making similar concepts are stalking him
>oh he wasn't REALLY homeless he was just in the middle of buying a house when the bank account fraud happened and said he was homeless
>oh there's zero proof any of it happened it's just... somewhat true

>>549782580
>why do tranny faggots always outwardly attack others for the same shit they do?
They hope it'll throw suspicion off of themselves
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>>549783597
>oh there's zero proof any of it happened it's just... somewhat true
That one gets me the most. Thereโ€™s tons of proof, they even admit that it has happened. But then in the same sentence say itโ€™s not true and didnโ€™t happen. And it works. It worked for years. I remember the discrediting shit they tried to run years back, saying Vipes was a pedo or other things, and when people asked for proof, they just sourced an earlier post of them saying the same exact shit. That was their only proof, and for a time people, us included, bought it.
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>>549783597
>>549783551
I really don't get how people like this who create content for the game can go about still letting someone they clearly wronged live rent free in their head.

They've openly admitted already he was wronged, and still somehow think now that it's been a while it's ok to turn around and take it back
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>>549782635
clearly the people over at the emporium
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>>549784078
The difference is now Zesty and Vipes are talking about it publically, and they think they have the "reputation" of the Emporium to protect. So now they're going back on it and pretending it didn't happen.
I remember when Zesty pointed out Drew was still in their server and they silently kicked him from the server to try and absolve themselves.
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>>549784078
Still donโ€™t get how Vipes is on the same tier of hatred that Zesty is, considering both are completely polar opposites. Not to mention Zesty has a fan base. Vipes? Heโ€™s a small fry they shouldnโ€™t even be worrying about. A nobody. He has no fans, he has no support. Why?
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>>549784865
Perps usually tend to downplay their crimes and do their best to make victims second guess themselves, it's basic psychology.
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>>549784865
Because heโ€™s living proof they fucked up and are a bunch of bad people. Itโ€™s not about how big or beloved Vipes is. Heโ€™s living evidence they canโ€™t get rid of, so theyโ€™ll do their best to discredit and discourage as much as they can, even if it means forging and making shit up.
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>>549763179
https://youtu.be/Ig7DljSM2-U
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>>549784621
>someone should tell him that meanie poopoo head has been permabanned since forever
>oh, he's still here? Now THAT'S weird.
>I'm sure the reason he's here is that he apologized
>surely
>oh, he never did?
>well, it wasn't that big of a deal anyway
>he's cool now
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>>549784520
they should keep it there instead of spamming it here then
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>>549785365
I wish it was satire but their brains do not work
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>>549785365
Ah, gotta love discord where you can say the most blatant, harmful lies and get away with it 100% of the time because anyone who would call you out is banned and unable to view the chat.
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Someone should make a Terry Tate Office Linebacker cosmetic set for Demo to see if Eric would instantly add it
EZ money right there
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I say it, and I say it again. We need to get tf2tubers talking about this. That Zesty Emporium video isnโ€™t coming out, and BigBoi did an absolute shitshow of a video covering what all happened. If anything he added more fuel to the fire and gave the Emporium more sympathizers.
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>>549785552
you can make your own server and rules :-)
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>>549674875
https://strawpoll.com/QrgewGlqjyp
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>>549785951
Yeah every time I say something like that, or how forums are better, one of you comes out of the woodwork to make some limp wristed attempt to defend shitcord. You know, the reason we have a major grooming problem now, because kids are on it and no one can see what's fucking going on in servers unless they go out of their way to infilitrate them.
If you told parents 15 years ago that their kids are on a chatroom talking with adults then they'd freak out. Discord has also been used to organize harrassment and spread total lies against people like Vipes.
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Soap Dispenser going up!
*Takes a fat puff*
Well, guess that'll do...
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>>549784621
You heard it here first folks. Getting justice for someone who was doxxed, harassed, made homeless, character assassinated, and reputation dragged through the mud counts as a hate movement. A hate movement to who? Stop asking questions and protect us!
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>>549784621
Drew was the only one they kicked. Metabolic is still in there. Metabolic even constantly jokes about the shit heโ€™s done, and still is doing to Vipes in the discord.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoeDRO7-ERo
Interesting vid
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>>549725336
>muted pallet
>industrial
>team colors

WAY better than most modern maps
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anyone have the black zesty png?
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>>549787402
we need a black diva dan (liam moffitt)
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>>549787402
plenty on >>>/hm/
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[Rumor] Eric will announce the MVM update at The Game Awards tonight
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Hi I'm Eric Smith, I'd like to show you something
Introducing...
The Itemtest Update
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>>549787739
I kind of feel a sense of catharsis after realizing that Valve's neglect of TF2 was the direct result of them working on their masterpiece megaproject, Half Life 3. Did you really think Valve would do you wrong?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R95f7VwXqIw
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>>549758194
non egg making sex with lucario
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>Breaking Bad Soundtrack
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Jill, I don't know man, you've been seeming competitive lately, it's almost like we have a matchmaker among us. I saw that you- DON'T LIE TO ME, JILL! You neato baka!
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>>549789723
Breaking Bad is based because /ourtripfag/ is a huge fan of it. Also, the best item in TF2 is a Breaking Bad reference.
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>>549787739
>they and thems welcome to the game awards
>brought to you directly from valve studios
>we're glad to show you what they've been working on that was worth the wait
>lights go out, the audience goes silent, suspense is in the air
>marvel type intro starts playing showing all the tf2 characters
>in a robotic voice: who am i you ask? hehe you can call me... the robstah!
>the crowd starts laughing hysterically, the floor starts to crack open, long shadowy hands pop out, they start grabbing people and begin dragging them into hell
>gabe newell limps to the stage with an oxygen tank grabbing the microphone
>thanks and have fun!
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>>549789723
reddit game
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I think the Nutcracker voice acting is endearing. A subtle trvthnvke reminder that, nearly 20 years later, this game's community is still dominated by pasty white nerd outcasts with annoying voices that activate Chad's primal bullying instincts.
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>>549791120
>white nerd
The "VA" is Greek
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>>549791196
Never mind. Can we petition Eric to have the map struck from the update or is it too late?
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Game Awards Valve segment leak
https://vocaroo.com/11IB7h5oJHBS
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>>549791463
HOLY FUCK IT'S HAPPENING FINALLY!
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Festivised objector
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>>549792463
holy trans
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>>549791120
While the voice acting is definitely bad, you have to remember that community servers used to communicate messages with plaintext popups on your screen. Even with a horrible microphone and a horrible German accent, it's still better than what I'm used to when it comes to custom gamemodes. I think a lot of the replies to this are excessive >>549561748
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>>549792463
Kino
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>>549794247
Everything after pedos is a word salad.
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>>549794247
How would that fix TF2?
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>>549792463
what map is that? looks nice
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>>549794878
Lilycove City. It's on the workshop and I think other sites. From Pokรฉmon RSE. Sad I haven't found a server to play it on.
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>>549794676
lefty memes are just like that
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>>549792463
>"Fempyro is not trans coded"
>the least tranny person on tf2g.jpg
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>>549795135
nta but i used to play on a gr15 server about ten years ago that frequently ran a fair few pokemon maps like that, though not that one specifically
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>>549786117
>>549674875
You forgot about my suggestion
>>549593887
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>>549795347
He doesn't even have fempyro installed you obsessed schizo
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It's that time of year again
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>>549795491
What's gr15? I used to play on a Goldenrod server years ago but I think it's gone now.
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>>549795347
:3
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just what did jill bribe eric with to stay hired at valve? i don't think all the pink cookies in the world would've been enough.
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>>549797121
global rule 15
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>>549797453
shut up jill
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>>549797453
you will be my wife
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Jill likes 15 year olds shaking their ass
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>>549796916
>fempyro sign and hud
>spazzes out and projects onto me
relax sister, no need to get offended ur just like her fr
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udrYT_t-Nrk
New TF2 rant
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>>549798439
wtf jill was actually based all along?
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>>549798891
NTA but this is what's on my objector
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>>549799532
still on ur hud and that image is so u too ma'am
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>>549799532
i don't like the spots on her hair that makes me uncomfortable
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Can't wait for blog post #3 reminding us that the MvM update is coming guys!
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>>549553887
so uhhh, have they just given up making good maps now? anything goes yeah?
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Soonโ„ข
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heavy update...
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>>549798439
wtf I love 6v12 matches now
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>>549799905
>its been 3 years already since the last comic
TFpoo sisters... i think we have been abandoned (AGAIN)
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Mobstah update...
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Gonna eat an entire bag of assorted nuts then brap loudly while playing on Nutcracker
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>>549796723
Fair, I did. Trimping next event.
>>549786117
Direct Hit won, all hail our tournament format for the end of year Tournament.
As usual steam shopping sprees will be hidden behind prizes on the board, with the crap tools guaranteeing sprees and the taunts guaranteeing not having anything behind em. As always we'll be playing December 31st, starting at 6pm this year. Loot board is here>>549581683
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>>549782351
>NGL that pyro set is the most vaginlly dehydrating pyro pick in a minute
Guys itโ€™s only slop when itโ€™s not out items!
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Ok nvm i can play accordion music on top of some other accordion music with a demoman, this map is EPIC!
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>21 years after Team Fortress Mod, Team Fortress 2 came out
>it has now been 18 years since TF2 came out

If they made a Team Fortress 3 for 2028, (not saying they should, I'm saying if) what sort of style should they go for? Keep with the TF2 style but HD, or do a different nostalgic era and concept for their motif? I feel like they have to make it their own thing somewhat, given they've given all the characters conclusions and half the voice cast is dead, but I don't know what they'd do for the style now.
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>>549773234
Curious what the contest is for the second message and the third one.
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>>549798439
Spice and Wolf has fallen. Billions of apples must be eaten.
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>2025 about to end
>Game still plagued with bots
>Still no Heavy update
>Comic #7 in limbo forever
>Quickplay not back
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>>549801529
>Comic #7 in limbo forever
What did he mean by this
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>>549801529
>Game still plagued with trannies
ftfy
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>>549801614
Yeah I dunno, got me to check though, comic 7 been out for a year now.
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>>549797096
Dude I still have this saved from last year hahah
>Error: Duplicate file exists. here.
Nvm just imagine it's your anime girls TF2 edit but it's on my pc and not yours
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>>549801529
>t. asleep since 2023
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>>549801396
AWOOOOOOOGAAAAA
JILLY LIKEY LIKEY
UOHHHHHHHHH T o T
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>>549801529
https://www.teamfortress.com/tf07_thedayshavewornaway/
A year late but enjoy
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>>549802628
I don't get it
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>>549802965
two unashamed straight men with matching profile pics
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>>549802628
Based.
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>>549803438
You didn't post their profile pics, so I didn't know whether it was matching or not. Yeah it's either two low testosterone stinky weeaboo men or just two getting girls (females) doing their uwu kawaii gimmick
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>>549804176
Genuine* not getting. I'm sleepy
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>>549804176
god i hope they were girls i love girls @@r3333
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patchie sabotaged my cas sesh
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>Updated plr_matterhorn
>Bread optimization
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Where's the 8th comic
9 classes, there must be 9 comics
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I am not making this up, within 1 minute of me joining a 24/7 2fort server, the following things were mentioned
>4chan
>pol
>israel
>BBC
NA bros, we got to talk...
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>>549805721
those are normal discussion topics now, unless you prefer talking about furry porn and kids
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>>549805721
those are all the same thing
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>Nothing about removing Nutcracker or muting the voiceover
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>>549805820
strange reply.
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>>549586447
>>549586265
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>>549805943
Mappers said they wouldn't because he's a good friend and really tried >>549663667
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"Why the nut obsession," you ask? Well, as you can see, I'm a freakin' nutcracker.
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>>549805943
>>549806180
marge
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>>549805997
I mean have you ever been to uncletopia or the kitty pound. they're basically made for that
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Daโ€™ Nutstuhโ€ฆ
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>>549806478
built for that*
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>>549806736
this holiday season is about to get nutty
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>>549806993
just like my wife
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Opinions about Flying Colors?
Thought about snagging it off the store, it looks cool but I wouldn't know when to spam it.
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>>549808129
it is the "aura farm" taunt as the normalfags say.
so in other words use it as an ego point farmer.
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>>549807965
is she miss pauiling?
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i'm already pauling
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>>549808885
late 2010s ptsd from that reference
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>>549809048
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>>549798891
>retard can't identify characters and just thinks everything is fempyro
you are mentally ill
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scary
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>>549809525
mama mia, calm down already you're her
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>>549812163
listen I know you're obsessed with her but neither helltaker characters nor that leopard character are fempyro, you're just schizophrenic



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