Previous: >>549588380>Global Game NewsCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Specials Missions: Half Anniversary Part 2+3Current Rate Up: Kawakami Princess (3*), Manhattan Cafe (3*), Seiun Sky (SSR), Nakayama Festa (SSR), Yaeno Muteki (SSR), Sirius Symboli (SR)12/04 & 22 - Legend Races12/08 - Libra Cup - Kyoto Turf 3000m12/14 - Autumn Event12/18 - Kitasan Rerun12/24 - Fuji Event12/28 - Scorpio Cup - Tokyo Turf 2000mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Christmas Nakayama Festa (3* alt), Christmas Dream Journey (3* Alt), Gold Ship (SSR), Fenomeno (SSR)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timeline>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd season started weekly airings on 10/5>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma storieshttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
When the Tokai Teio poster does his ritual post I wish him death.
My kraut wife is ready for MANT.
Teio a cute!
>>549608349I thought it was a bot that does the teio! post
How come none of the characters I love and want to win with have +speed? Does Cygames hate me?
Yar!
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORELET ME ROLL FOR KITASAN RIGHT NOW
Why is there suddenly so much shilling for bots? Didn't we have bots from the start? Are people trying to bait retards into botting just before the first Cygame biyearly ban wave?
>You're about to endure a tough challenge >WinsTazuna is a fraud even in Aoharu
>>549608506just use 1 more speed card compared to speed umas
>>549608556It becomes real apparent during D rank matches. She's totally making things up during D rank matches
is hachimi ban on steam i just want the 60fps 30fps hurt my eyes
>>549608516keep edging
>>549608506My favorite umas in global right now are:>Matikanefukukitaru>Oguri Cap>Falco>EishinIt's a mixed bag really
>>549608407>F mile>ready for MANTkekypow
how are we feeling latebros?
>>549608580Wow, revolutionary, bring more speed cards to get more speed? Thank you for giving me advice I asked for and would have never have thought to try myself you've shown me the light.
Here is what I want. Someone who can draw or animate, make this please, one day: An animation of two of these one-legged umbrella yokai, dancing next to one another in such a way as to recreate the Teio step. Yokai Teio. Make this please.(And also they could be sharing a single Teio wig or an extra large top part of Teio's uniform or something.)
>>549608828nyo
>>549608307raissu wouldnt do this
Nishino Flower LOVE
>>549608828>>549608895Not you. Just all the other ones.
>hot springs getto>Sunday Silence drownedGuess I'm entering this Cafe for CM, even if she still doesn't have long S. I fucking hate sparks RNG.
>>549608882How can two stallions get pregnant
>>549608972There's no scientific proof of it. But they say that stallions who enter a state of extreme love for one another can enter... the Zone.
What is the probability of a 600 wit umamusume proccing Swinging Maestro?
>>549608252Umasisters, how do we recover from this?
>>549608705Okay my Ogurin is ready
rape isn't funny
Oguri gen has cingrayBrian gen has star blossomWho gets the next manga?
is this good enough for the Libra CM? I just wanna reach A finals, don't care if I can't win them
>people with better decks have the roughly the same stat line as my umasThis game makes no sense
>>549609061>100-9000/600~85%
sex
>>549609131Forever Young
>>549609140>gatekeptStop that
>>549609061Pretty high, above 85% if I remember the percentage table correctly
>>549609131it's time to shill forever young
>>549609131Class of 97 when?
>>549609140You can get 3/5 wins with this yes
>>549609140maybetoo much power for that speed though
I'm done training long umaWhatever happens, happensI'll just take my silver
>>549608462Why are country bumpkins so cute?
>>549609140>1000 speed, no long SI think nyo, unless you join 5 rooms right meow and win at least once
How many turns after summer camp does Taishin have her meltie?
I just rest instead of doing the extra takazakataratakura kinen with golshit, am I a third rate toreina?
>>549609384one turn before kikuka sho
>>549609150stat isn't everything, people with better decks can do more races to grab more skillsI keep seeing high stats here with shit ratings when their umas should be S or S+ with more skills.
>>549609475her secret event sucks, it's not worth losing the energy for summer
>>549608931yes she would
>>549609506Easy to remember that way, thanks
>>549609131Stego’s Bizarre Adventure would be cool
I like my Umas with a deeper voice like Rudolf. What other Umas are there to look forward to?
>>549609740Katsuragi Ace
Laisu sneaking into oniisama's bed
Cafebros, does she need pump for this cm?
I just cannot replicate my earliest clueless CM6 attempt. How the fuck did I reach these stats with these cards????
>>549609740orfevre
>>549609150Skills are worth more than stats.
Ketchup Step I kneel
>>549609810You literally have no other reliable accel as a Late. So yes.
>>549609158>>549609220Why are 2 golds recommended then? The probability of two maestro-only umas failing would be like 2% and I' m too lazy to do 3
>>549608540Theres no banwave in umaTheres no anticheat in uma
>>549609871Forgot to say for end builds
>>549609809Laisu .... would do this
Thank you Top CunI'll pay you with sex today
>>549609740Feno, Orfe, Ace
>>5496098871 gold isn't enough unless the speed is mega low
>>549609887recommend because your uma might not proc her only gold recovery so the 2nd one is the backup, Realistically the minimum for surviving is only 950ish with one gold that proc
>>549609925What is everyone running for end closer Cafe? I feel like I don't have support cards that provide end skills
>Want to do team trials >Accidentally tap the career button>Have to wait 5 seconds for it to connect before tapping out Wtf is it even doing, syncing my personal contacts with Cygames' server or something?
>cygames will ban you!!! i have no proof but it will def happen!!!!
>>549609790>>549609840>>549609974Guess I’m saving for these. How long until they appear? 2 years?
>>549610024Rolling you a pre-determined seed is my headcanon
>>549609740Rudolf has a fake deep voice... Make her sing winning soul and tell me again she has a deep voice
>>549609996surviving isn't the same as having enough stam thoughyou will have to deal with spurt delay if you only aim to survive the race
Do you just abandon the run if it's junior year and these fuckwits don't want to do ANY unity trainings?
Phew, I'm safe
>>549610143after first inspo
>>549610173
>>549610024>Checking training options in career>Accidentally tap the edge of the current training option rather than the next one over >Always is the most dogshit option available Makes me lose it every time
>>549609925Then it's up to you on how you want to gamble. Spurt + NSM is more than enough to win. Pump just acts as another gamble and if you are in 6th place you can win with Spurt + Pump. The question is do you want to spend 120-180 on that gamble when there's probably going to be like 3-6 other End Closers rather than a mid-velo skill.>>549610015You don't grab Spurt from cards due to how restrained that makes you. You only use cards for parent farming. You pray to get Spurt from inheritance.
>>549610173Bwo it's only wednesday...
>>549610143Thator if the uma fails a >5% training and decides to have a get well soon and get mood -2That's an abandon, fuck you
>>549610173Nice class 5 retention, dacchi
>>549610241click/tap and hold and drag to quickly switch training options
>>549610081There's a solid amount and "deep voice" is somewhat subjective, go through the cast and play their voice cliphttps://umamusume.jp/character/
>>549610113No Cafe has a fake deep voice. First time I heard her sing I was wondering what the fuck happened to my Uma
>>549609887>Why are 2 golds recommended then?the 15% chance to fail maestro will fuck your finalst. lost taurus because my two shitters didn't proc maestro
>>549608470Unfortunately I'm very much realIt's just been a slog at work this morning, so I haven't been able to funpost very muchPlus it doesn't feel quite right to funpost when a thread's already underway
>>549610081Yea 2/3 years
>>549608540There was only like 3-4 of us who knew it existed months ago and no one knew where to find it or what we were talking about.But once the link got posted it was all downhill.
>>549609740Can't believe nobody mentioned THE deep voice uma yet
>T*io spammer is a blogging European wageslaveMany such cases
>>549609131It's pretty obvious katsuragi ace will get her manga next
>>549608540>ban wavebut bwo if it is biyearly we have like another two more years we are not even past the first year yet
>>549608540The more widespread it is used, the faster cygays will take notice. It's all according to plan
>>549610652>yupooeI'm American, thank you very muchJust working the graveyard shift
>>549608540Catch me if U can
Fenomeno has a deep voice but she looks very not for (you), unless (you) are a dyke I guess?
>>549610767i do this
>>549610328Symboli Kris S and Cesario sounded nice of the few I tried
>>549610474DIE TEIOFAG DIE.
>>549610712If you're the actual poster can you edit your post at least? I noticed it starts with "oteio" instead of "teio," no I'm not shitposting
Super Creek looks like she would have really ugly gross nipples
>>549610681Why
>>549610708Not sure if I'm supposed to be proud or disappointed that it was one of us who made it
>>549610917I will hide them from the world in my mouth so no one can see them
the f2p's can boti was worried enough about Chinese grey market shenanigans to luckshit my own Kitasan reroll account instead of buying one, and then paypigged into it
>>549610917I bet they're innies with salami sizes areola
>>549610917You look like you would have really gross everything
>>549610760She’s a total sweetie/softie
>>549610843Duramente? Also Cesario kinda has two modes, she has a deep voice only in serious mode lol
Hishiama is going to save my ass in Group B again, I just know it!
>run my shitty aces in practice>if they hit the accel combo they can finish in 3.00.xgood enough for meship it
>>549611180>Group BDanchou... This isn't you right?
>>549610621Ah, the woman with the violin. I still wonder what kind of drugs Neo Universe take that her child ends up like that
>>549611151I really really really feel like I'm not the target audience there, I like most uma but fenomeno looks like a female toreina option just like shakur to my eyes
>end bourbonBased?
>>549610893You're not LaisuBack to JP with you>>549610906Easy enough to clip a fraction of a second off of a sound file I can take a look, but no promises.
dancho is forcing everyone to bot so that we finally reach S+....
>>549609740umas that have deeper voices as based from their solo songshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7a9HlKVWK1Ihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-gObo7LPuwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xubuEMVyyrAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-9PDv96SQ0
>>549611240I don't want to imagine what its like to run a functioning club so no, I'm not a danchou.
the beginning of WINnin' 5 but its 5 boob monsters and 5 flatties on the other side
>>549610917HUUGE dark areolas
>>549611340fair enough, she is a bit butch
>5 double circles>One loss on medium>Look inside, Suzuka won, and Kitasan was right behindSo im quite sure those two fought each other down the track and that dummy Kitasan eventually lost the positioning race and no one else on the squad was able to cover
>>549610708>Retard wants to manually play MANT that takes 1 hour a runWhats this slave mentality
>>549611527>the beginning of WINnin' 5My favorite part of the entire thing is the first few seconds I like the foot tapping thing it's cute
Hating on bots is Reddit actually
>>549610760Girls seem to like her a lot, I'm getting filtered by her shonen MC ass look
>low amount of arrows in classic>no rainbows in seniorJust fuck me sideways and call me a slut why don't you
>>549611710straightest post in this thread
I just only do daily careers anyway
>>549611450Dang that’s a lot of Umas I need to save for. Kris S sounds delightful as the voice sample suggested she would. Who is the Uma in the third link?
>>549611704I'm getting filtered because she looks like motherfucking Jotaro
>>549611787Sounds of Earth
>>549610760Fenomeno having a deep voice is one of the reasons why I like her so much
>>549611710straightest anon in /uma/
>low roll stats during a career>flawless 1st place record>above average stats>2nd and 3rd places galore (+ many mood down events)When this shit wants you to lose it really wants you to suffer. Fuck this and fuck the stupid green woman.
Holy shit it hurts so much to do manual runs once U start botting
Why is mcfatty so memed for her gluttony? I don't remember any haha big belly moments in season 1 or 2
I flatline in Mambo
>>549611867My heart goes dokidoki whenever she calls me bossu
If I run a gutsmaxxing build for scorpio, do I still need a golden recovery with like 1200 guts and 600-ish stam
I wish this was me
>>549611450Somehow Sounds of Earth looks and sounds more Opera O than Opera O>tfw i clicked the random-uma selection on umamusumewiki and Sounds of Earth came up twice in a row
URA finale....Kitachan doko??King doko???
>>549609740Janpoke
>>549612037Same but with Curren in the front
Feno when? I need this good girl
>>549611817I don't remember Jotaro being this girly though. Maybe I have amnesiahttps://youtu.be/u8yOsn8D52Y
>>549612019I believe in Aelred to carry us for this month
>>549612037same but with current infront with her large futa cock jamming inside me and touching Rice showers who is in my other hole
>>549612037Same but without Rice
>>549612178He stopped doing one million a day, it's over
WHY CAN'T I SEE MY CLUBROOM IN UNITY CUP?WHAT WERE THE UPGRADES?????CYGAYS?????????
>>549612037I had this with my sisters when I was too young to appreciate it...
>>549612279were you little or big spoon
>>549612019You say that, but you still do the succesful run after 3 days.
nigger
>>549612037Am I the only one who hates sleeping on their side, and also hate sleeping while hugging/cuddling someone? The body temperatures from cuddling just get too high and uncomfortable after like 30 minutes and I hate having any sort of weight on me while I sleep. I need to be on my back, have the temperature be cool, and nothing but a blanket touching me to sleep comfortably.
>>549612279Damn. Do you still did it now?
>>549612031no unless you're running a gutsmaxxed front
>>549612019No....I thought you were better than this falconposter...
>>549612376I have never slept with someone so I couldn't tell you if I hate it or not
>>549612269Nyo... our rank...
>>549608557Looks like they paid Shaft for a scene
>>5496121293 years…
Who is the worst club in /uma/? For me, it's umaoo.
>>549612502damn you're right it looks like something straight out of monogatari
>>549612320little>>549612394Not for 15 years
>>549612345I wouldn't continue to be a leech if I got kicked, please understand>>549612425>>549612501I'm not in support of whoring out out for fans unlike a certain devil
>>549612376Idk anon maybe we could try it just once? Then I'd know if I agree haha
>>549612501Do what must be done
>>549612262I HATE CURREN
>>549612003Real life horse's weight fluctuated a lot, seems like it was common for other Mejiro too
>>549612376I enjoy sleeping on my side and with others. There is an odd comfort in it all.
>>549612418thanks anon
>club posting starts>thread is gayerI knew something was up when you faggots type like gossiping women when posting about clubs
>>549612376>after like 30 minutesbwo you're supposed to be asleep by then...
>>549612586But you're not leeching, if you fullfil your club requirements you dumb bird.
>>549612592The best part is cuddling up with someone is when you wrap your arms around them and hear their heart beat. It's calming. Especially when you push into em and rest your head on their arm.
I LOVE CURREN
Kill Dumb Falcon.
>>549612817Rickey...
KILL CURREN
>>549612443It's all personal preference. You should find someone to cuddle with.
my pov
>>549612759I prefer calling it legal leeching
https://poal.me/5oceclhttps://poal.me/5oceclhttps://poal.me/5ocecl
>>549612376...I sort of get you. My cats sleep with me, if it's around my legs I don't mind it much, but one of them only sleeps next to my chest and the purring keeps me from sleeping, so does the added warmth. But during Winter is great so it balances out
>>549612376lose some wait fatty
Does Festa smoke weed
>>549612762>>549612376Explode
>>549612893Falco is a pure innocent soul
>>549612376I unironically sleep in the yamcha death poseDoesn't matter what I try, that is how I will wake up every time
What the fuck is going on?
>>549612873DUMBO
>>549612629hot
>>549612072She sounds good too
>>549613021That's not a very nice thing to say
>>549612893Only Curren has spooked me so farTwice evenHer's is honestly the worst career storyIt was so bad that it actually caused negative hype for Akebono and anyone else in her story
>>549612985kek same
>>549612963
Head like a bowling ball
I LOVE SPECIAL WEEK
>>549612985I'm like this too
>>549612994Wanna cuddle to sleep?
Front on front violence
>>549613089NO ONE ASKED!!!!!!!!
>>549609168Yes, sex... with every man in town.
>>549610474LIVE TEIOBRO LIVE
>>549612963>>549613116I am very visibly in these images
>>549612037Wouldn't femtoreina's arm get numb and sore from this?
>>549613089for me I hate Teio with a passion, actually I hate Doto with a passion more followed by Teio, then maybe Digital
>>549613146destroyedd
>>549610474Would Teio have a bush, trimmed or clean shaven?
>>549613219mayano top ESL...
>>549612963DANCHOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>549612872Sex the Tama wife
>>549612712posted in the wrong thread still looking
>>549613293Micromanko...
>>549613069You should be nicer to your fellow mambros.
>>549613116That's isn't "it's over", that's "it never even started".
>>549612945Not anymore
>>549613116What club tho?
>>549613116They're an end closer don't worry danchovie
>bot blows up>instantly spikes up to 15m a day straight lineInteresting
>>549613412DELETE THIS
>>549613219>Flatlining in tow clubs at oncesugoi
>>549613430>DoxingAIIIIIEEE MOOOOODS
How safe am I if my high score in Team Trials is 6 points?
>>549613382I like her tiny hat
>>549613430>TopCunHe should join fastnfunny
Total Gold City Victory!
>>549613412Dumb Falcon is so ugly.
>>549613420It's in the list, we're rank b
>>549613116holy mother of flatlining
>>549612872DO NOT POST AI SLOPPA OF MY WIFE
>>549613424The end closer is supposed to be pretending to be pace chasing the top earners though? This ain't late surging
The tree of /uma/ must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of botters and flatliners
>>549613585what's your build on her?
>search 9* pow and 9* long>no results
wtf is this autumn event
My game froze on this screen
>Scorpio starts on New YearsWhy is CyGames like this?
>>549613750yeppers!!!!!
>>549613794Its funni
>>549613750yeppers
>>549613743just a late surger, but she's just a throwaway third unit for this cm kek
>>549613750The Great Yeppering will happen. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
>>549613747be the hero we need and luckshit a 9* pwr 9* long for us to borrow
>>549613750>Autumn event>During Festivus seasonIs Cygames retarded?
8 days until I'm finally unbricked....
>>549613884>no gassing on 1340 stamgutshuh
>>549613976Ganbare ryanposter
>>549613248It would be an absolute jungle down there, but Mayano clips away at it while Teio is asleep
>>549613965It's just Gold Ship playing pranks again. During Golshi Year, the schedule is all scrambled up! What chaos! And also the year after that is another Golshi Year.
>>549613750Dober, come to daddy. Late surgers will inherit the earth.
>>549613976Enjoy your 3LB wit Shakur and 1 Kitasan (spark) bwo
>>549613750>digitan legend race alreadyLETS GOOOOO FREE 4* (statues will be consumed)
What are anons saving up for if you're skipping Kitasan?
>>549613747closest you can find
You mean Dumb Pigeon?
>>549614085im going to quit the game unironically if I get 0 kitas in 200 rolls
>>549614145I think you should eat your vegetables.
my kingu is a kurisumasu enjoyer
>>549613913I'm on it
>>549614119dober (as a broodmare) hannukah oguri and tamamoi wanted jordan too but i only have 50k carats
>>549613913Nobody borrows my Speed6/Power2 Long7, it's even got good affinities for Cafe>>549614125This one mogs mine hard though
>>549613315https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/130147487
Dont bang your trainee, okay?
i hate it that the first experience i am going to have with sweepy is forcing her to run 30 races in MANT
Happy Hoppers, like Taiki suggested
Yappy Yeppers, like Yeppers suggested
Bratty Botters, like Sweepy suggested
>>549614401I hate that my first experience with sweepy is being squeezed dry
>>549614125>tfw a primary 2* has the same inspiration odds as a secondary 3*
Pssh... Blast One Piece is napping...
>>549614606Is Stallion uma x Mare uma straight or gay?
Gayest thing about Unity scenario? Every real Uma uses their default 2* outfit. They even go back to their getup during dialogues screens.I know about SSRs. Even then, rando joiners outside your deck will never be dripped out
>>549614401Payback for forcing umas to run 24/7 rn
You Guys Are Fucking Retarded as Rudolf suggested.
>>549614617stupid dog
>>549614803You are stoopid!
>>549613557Tazuna dont look!!
>>549614401What was even the idea behind that scenario? To experience how real horse abuse feels like? Because I'm pretty sure, the whole scenario is just your Uma moaning in your ear that she is about to die, while you keep shoving items down her throat to run another race.
>>549614401I love it that the first experience I am going to have with sweepy is cumming inside her 30 times in her dorm room
and then akikawa said: "it's time to make a new track"
>>549615016Trainers aren't allowed in the dorm.
>>549614401when i get a new girl i run her first career on URA before anything else
>>549614632Yes
Guess
>>549608252I don't get it why is she mad?
>>549614968I think the inital idea was to do a bunch of races and build a track on your own accord. I think they failed to realize that the optimal way to play this is uma and item abuse.
>>5496151193 power
>>549615143umas don't have human ears
>>549615119Can always count on it
>>5496151193 stamina
>log on>all of the decorations are gone and it looks soulless now
>>549615153>>549615176>>549615248...
>>549615291better luck next time anon..
Is doxxgenesis finally dead? I can flatline now without Danchou noticing?
I WOULD HAVE WON THAT ARIMA KINEN IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU MEDDLING TOREINAS AND YOUR STUPID UMAINU
Choose your side anon : capitalist Sirius or communist Rudolf ?
>>549615286The winter lobby looks like fucking shitIf this is supposed to be an idealized version of what Japanese schools look like, then it's no wonder they're always killing themselves or shutting in
What if I told Cheval I was going to impregnate her?
>>549614968They wanted to do URA Finale but with item shop, but they forgot to put a limit on currency. Everyone quickly discovered that it was better to just do races every turn and buy the item shop out instead of training
>>549615286festives are over toreina the kinen is in 2 weeks away
>>549615384Rice wouldn't say this cringe
>>549615380uma.moe/circlesJust bro vro
:>
>>549615380Chrono Genesis is alive and well
someone give me a deck for Mayano end closer. I have 16 stamina sparks
>>549614617I wanna scratch him behind his ears.
>>549615380it's only broken if you're on an autist setup
>>549615654based meatwad doto
Hello?
>>549613750>2 weeks after Libra Cup is Scorpio CupGlad Im done with building Scorpio with S aptitude but I dont care then its... >Sagittarius CupNakayama — Turf2500 m — Long — ClockwiseGood — Winter — CloudyGuess I'll start building that later.
>>549614401at least she releases toward the end of MANT. Imagine being a Kitafag.>released day 1 of MANT>Mile C
>>549615631KitasanSweepUraraRikoany stamina cardFine Motion
>>549615838I'll just reuse my Libra aces.. hopefully spurt+NSM still works
>>549615862Which can be fixed with a whole 4* mileKita is hurt way more by the inability to run her own card
>>549615016She's a juvenile
>>549615816Hello!
>>549616150good
>>549614401Stop posting this pic of Sweepy
>>549614968The worst part adding onto the other anons is because it wasn't designed to race continuously the balance is way off. The jump from Unity to MANT accelerated power creep substantially. You could still use URA aces in Unity CMs, but scenario-1 aces become basically meaningless for several scenarios because of the gap that MANT creates and demands of scenarios following it.
manhattan Cuckè
>>549614968Replace Uma Musume with MANT pls
>>549616427>cant just ask for help>has to win it, even from her friendsCharacter is fundamentally cute
why does creek never finish her fucking event chain
>>549616427Agnes Meltyon
I don't like Cafe. She made Spechan starve.
The academy lobby looks so empty without the half anni decorations up
What's the point of TP or its equivalent in gacha games? Why do they limit us from playing the game? Are they concerned if we play too much? Explain
>>549615512is this better?
>>549617134To make you log in every day and then spend money out of frustration when your 3 daily borrow runs all go to shit
>>549616097only for poors desu, her 20% speed growth and the quality of speed cards at that point is enough that you can get by with decent cards.
>>549617134-monetise "stamina" or whatever the equivalent is for the game-encourage daily logins, habitual players is one metric gacha game companies use to show the state of their game to shareholders
>>549617134yes, it's for timegating and to encourage daily habitsfor competitive games that directly transfer energy into event points like rhythm games it's an easy revenue sourcefor games like this targeted at middle aged salarymen running out of TP is rarely an issue
>>549617134There’s papers on the topic if you want to read about it, but the core is that by limiting the amount you’re able to play, the bigger the hit you get when you do get to play. It’s like edging.
>>549617134>Are they concerned if we play too muchUnironically yeah>burnout prevention>habit building, and there's probably some shit regarding how it plays into player retention>TP acts as a pretty soft-limit to slow down farming/parent building (something like the daily borrows is a harder-limit)There's a reason why the system has stuck around for so long in an industry that's notorious for fleecing people for their money
Im just curious /uma/Does carat income increases further after the 1st year? Im f2p and is doing less than half of pulls + unused resources (Im estimating 1k pulls including freebies) compared to my other gacha which is like averaging over 3k pulls a year while being completely f2p.
>>549615512AIEEEEEEEE
Why is owning porn a bad thing?
>>549617504highly associated with not having a gf
>>549617610Yeah but trainers don't have gfs, well most of them
Oh thank god. Oh thank christ. Why wouldn't it FUCKING give me a single 2-star spark in stamina I've been at it for such a long time. I'm so fucking glad I just barely completed this event, my eyes hurt.
>>549617452is this your first Japanese game? we're already on a boosted income than the JP server was (flat rate, not accounting for acceleration), which is highly unusual
>>549615512>search for /uma/>no fucking results
>>549617504The implication is usually that they run into each other at a stand selling toreina x trainee smut
>>549617452Well, here's the thing. They have been shitting out carats at us purely randomly as apologies for downtime and to celebrate episodes of the anime releasing for quite some time. All of the events have also given us fat stacks of carats, which are unpredictable.
>>549617703My first japanese gacha was Taimanin RPGX global who gave players gem debt and alot of players quit after a week, personally got 59k gem debt and game EoS'd a year later.Does that experience count, probably not, so I have no idea how Japanese gachas operate>>549617861I noticed, but will they increase it further, its kinda low while needing boatload of dupes on the cards.
>>549617452nojpfags basically only pull on anni-half anni and double/triple spark those because any other banner is asking to get rugpulled
>>549617689Yeah those spark missions sucked.
>>549616427
>>549617936I don't think they increase it, it just comes in fat bursts. I went from 20k to 30k in just the past short while.
>170 pulls no cafe>already had to scrounge every stories/missions for FA fuku banner sparkis it over.....?
I can't decide what the hell to run for my third Libra aceI chose Golshi and Fukukita as my first two. I'm defaulting to burning borrows seeing if i can make an End Maya work but i feel like Fuku's Pump skill is gonna get screwed up by two ends on the teamDoes Narita Brian stand a chance in hell of working in pace? What about Scarlet?Sucks that Brian doesnt seem to be competitive in a race the real horse won by 7 lengths
She coulda had classShe coulda been a contenderShe coulda been somebodyFUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK LONG S
>>549618101Probably not. Banner is around for a while. You’ll at least get another hit of Cinderella Gray carats, and whatever else they toss your way. Run lots of careers in the meantime.
>>549618191How many power sparks?
Party dash is actually really, really fun. Like incredibly adorable and fun, what the fuck.
>>549617936that does seem like an interesting casemy point was they never generally never increase the regular handouts but might do more unpredictable handouts, and global having a higher rate for regular handouts like we have basically never happens, so savoir that as consolation for the faster schedule>its kinda low while needing boatload of dupes on the cards.this is offset by the fact that they make the only support banners actually worth pulling on the half/anni banners; as in it's a deliherate design decision to put out their generalist power creep on anni banners, after about 2nd anni. everything released in between are just there to clog the pool
>>549618101you can always... you know...
>>549618259its finals week for me sadly so im unable to grind as much as id like, i was honestly banking on CM carats until i realized selection ends when the banner ends (unless i cant read)ill probably get 1.5k or at most 3k but i might have to buy carats
>>54961826432 spd 5 stam parent 13 stam 3 power 1 guts parent 2
>>549609140No NSM is a dealbreaker. You don't need that much power, the races are decided by who can proc spurt into NSM anyway assuming stam didn't get in the way.
>>549617946Yeah I noticed, getting free 100 pulls and doing extra 100 or another spark seems reasonable for the end game cards. I'll probably skip everything until the El Condor Pasa speed card since I've read you only use at max 2 speed cards in later scenarios>>549618289Yes for the most part, but I think that Rudolf wit card and Staygold guts card Im eyeing are outside of anniversary events
>>549618353K... Know what, anon...?
>>549618191Shouldn't you be risking a fuckload going through literally the entire career without spending a single skillpoint
>>549618357Your grades and mental health are more important than 15 dollars. Just swipe and be done with it.
>>549618353LET HIM IN
>>549618521That's all the skill points she got. I didn't spend any.
>>549618521as long as you have enough stats then it's fine. you wanna minmax in case you get hints later, or fast learner
>>549609140>stamina eater>gatekeptRemove them, focus on getting 1200 speed 1k stamina, you dont need 1k powerIm still doubtful about umastan, how many times does it even proc, I've seen once and thats it even with like 7 late and ends
this game is so badhttps://steamcharts.com/app/3224770
>>549618191I may not out highroll this before Libra>Pump>Emperor>Right Handed>Maestro>Stam Siphon>NSM>Slick Surge>Highlander>Long Straight or Long CornersAny of these that you think are trash? There's a fair few alternate options like Late straights, pressure, outer swell, ramp up, professors etc
>17 years old
>>54961884110 thousand people online playing it at THIS hour is so bad?
>>549618961why are you replying to a shitpost
>>549618280nice try intern-san but i'm not spending 40 bucks on it
>>549618841Now check people who play on phones
>>549618961if a game isn't pulling 2005 WoW numbers it's literally about to EoS
>>549619002You shouldn't, even as a fan of it it's not worth fucking 40 bucks. I got it on the funny key reseller site. I'd say it's really good for like, maybe 10. There's only 4 minigames but there's whole storylines for all the umas I've never seen before and what little it has is insanely fun. I like being able to actually control my umas like a racing game, sue me...
Nakadashi
Guts training!
>>549618841everyone's moved to mobile after the qol was implemented
>>549619349Waow, Teio's testicles! Hotto!
Does the bot also work on mobile?
>>549618961>>549619036I’m raging like shit. I tried to do a normal run, lost my maiden twice, got screwed halfway through with terrible stats, and tried to throw the race by forcing the lowest aptitude and ending with low stamina. Instead, I ended up winning all the way to the URA finale. I wasted so much time because I still haven’t finished my daily. Piece of shit, you developers.
>>549615512NOOOOOOOOO
>>549619349Uma mating rituals are getting weirder and weirder..
>>549619484>lost the maiden twiceOh boy do I know that feel.
>>549618280>80 usd on 4 minigamesNah
>>549615512You were supposed to save us for this month...
>>549619589Yeah don't buy it off of like 90% off. It's really fucking fun but only really fucking fun for like 15 bucks. If I had bought it full price or even half off I'd be pretty mad right about now
I hate this gay shit
>>549619589>>549619589Can you play multiplayer with 4 controllers on 1 PC?
>>549619785ikuno........................dictus
>>549619741Don't worry, they fix it in the game
>>549619785I WANT HER I NEED HER GRAAAAHHHHHHHH PLEAAAASEEEE SHE’S SO FAR AWAYYYYYY AHHHHHHHHHHHH GUHHHHH
>>549619741I want to fuck this boku and ravage his bokumanko with guts traininghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpeeCj0BZ-Y
>>549619816
>>549619483emulators only >>549619484can you really blame us for turning to sweepy after dealing with this shit
cheval grindr
>>549619773It looks like it, yeah, it has local and multiplayer. The multiplayer appears to be ultra megadead but I had a fucking blast playing it with my bestie, so if you can set up games with anybody, I'd say grab it. At like, 90% off. Do not pay anywhere close to full price for this minigame collection unless you NEED to have new stories about your oshi.
I will not use Sweepy's automaton magic. Go away.
>>549619896You're making things worse for everyone else
W-why won't Riko hang out with me? It's the senior fucking year
>>549620041Bad smell
>>549620041Take a shower and try again
Me after tasting bokumanko once
>>549620126I wanna hug_ Seiun Sky
>>549620083>>549620112>I have 3 speed cards who refuse to train together.>It's the middle of senior year and Riko has camped wit and gutsWhat a sad sad run.
>>549620041Women like that like small, itty bitty bullyable dicks. She clearly sensed yours, king.
>>549619896>can you really blame us for turning to sweepy after dealing with this shityes
>Want KItasan (uma), Dia, Sweep>forced to wait 3 whole months rather than pull now and spark later because no pity carry overFucking stupid, I'm sure there will be plenty of off-banners that come up when I do eventually pull but now I've got to just sit around and get nothing new
>>549620126Seiun wife
>just woke up>launch game>El in the home screen>Yells "Good Evening"fuck my life
Since Seiunfags loves taking it easy, does that mean they use the bot?
>>549619896>>549620297what the fuck is sweepy
>>549619896>can you really blame us for turning to sweepy after dealing with this shitYou're killing the game while not even playing the game
>>549619994If you think about it unless you chose to handicap yourself it's actually better for literally everyone methinks
>>549620370No, I simply enjoy spending time with my oshi in the hot springs for the fourth time. :)
>>549620374The grand archwitch of Tracen Academy. Also a bot.
>>549620363She's having jet lag from all those overseas wins bro.
I will play the gameI will get my carats the hard eaned wayI will feel the satisfaction of getting the umas I want from the gacha
Hello friends!!!!
>>549620374My wife who does runs for me while I have sex with her
>>549620543Tight puffy vulva
>>549620520I meant the bot. Obviously I know my boywife. There's a fucking bot now?
>>549620558Tsu-chan…
Teio pits!
>>549620668>sweepy >boywifeNigga what
>muh pity carry overPure copeIt is scam, even more scam than our gambling is
SENIOR YEAR EARLY OCTOBERWHY THE FUCK IS THIS NINGEN WHORE SO LATE
>>549620668There’s been a bot for a long time (Eden clubs), but some anon forked it and got it working for Aoharu.He’s also been in this thread a few times to talk about it, I think? So the reality of bots existing has started to hit for more people.
Why bother botting? You'll just get banned and lose your account eventually.
What the fuckI just remembered Anshinzawa is a thingShe never showed in Unity once
>>549620810Gomen, I was too busy training her Guts
>>549620760Shut up Nakadashi Festa
>>549620927I’d imagine it’s pretty hard to detect if you don’t leave it on 25/8. And some people just want every advantage they can get I guess.
>>549620782Boywife
morning horsefuckers
I've asked this a few times but never got an answer...Since MANT will be race-focused with 30+ races on a career, won't fan counts get inflated with 1million fans in a single career become easy to do?Will the clubs increase their quota, with S ranks now asking 4million daily?
Orange
>>549620945How fucking dare you forget about my wife
>"uhhh muh clubs rankings? muh $4 in free carats"get a job nigger
>3LB rice and MLB Creek>no maestro from eitherlemeow
>>549621243
>>549621418you should add another SSR to your deck
>>549621285A single career will also take 3 times longer than it does already.
Been so long that I forgot that even in winter your home slot uma is still wearing the summer uniform with short sleeves.
Give me your absolutely favorite uma shitposts. I need to make a clubmember out of a friend.
>>549621285yesand yes
>>549621285Quotafags will almost certainly increase. This is why you do not join those kinds of clubs and tell them to shove their quotas up their asses.
>>549619349Teio got a fat fucking vulva
>>549620558I want to bully those baby umas
>>549621590I keep Fuku warm.
>>549621693Those are fat fucking BALLS my dude
>>549620927Botters get comfy with it and then gaslight themselves that they cannot be caught. This has happened for over 10 years with cygames' ips by the way.
>>549621776
>>549620945I think they've greatly reduced the chances of her showing up. I do a lot of fan runs in URA and I've only seen her event once since the big update
AIEEEEEEE! cafe-danchou!
>>549621831Tell the tales of the previous times, anonny, I want to laff at them with you
>>549620872https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/540800935/#q540821857It's been there since the game released actually (that was me using the very same sweepy) at that point there was like 3-4 of us using itAnd then some genius decided to post a YouTube demo here like 4 days ago and it was all over
>>549621782Tokai teisticles...
>>549621934Sky-High Teio Step On Them!
Sex with the gang
>Retards forgot that the reason the #1 club bots is to advertise to idiots on discord
I think there is a sort of irreverent arrogance to the idea of a horse girl with a ponytail.
>>549621285>>549621652>>549621572How many fans can 1 career of Bakushin earn in MANT?
Hypothetically speaking how does one go about obtaining this so called "sweepy"
>>549622636It starts to get obvious when you shill your shitty bot in every single thread.
!!!UMPORTANT!!!!Reminder that you have about an 1 hour left to finish the half anniversary missions, if you haven't already gotten the SSR ticket DROP EVERYTHING AND DO IT NOW SO YOU DONT BRICK YOURSELF!!!!!!UMPORTANT!!!!
Having 400+ wit is actually pretty noticeable by virtue of better positioning
>>549622778everyone can hit 400 wit though
>>549622821haha...
>>549622775You mean only one hour to get a payday loan and buy those limited packs???
MLB Kitasan Black
Imagine the sex
Making Kitasan dress up like a catgirl and say "I'm kittysan, nya~!" only to wake up the next day inside a trash compactor because the yakuza found out
>>549622370If you want to farm fans you run med/long umas not bakushin. Even better are mile/med/longs like el so you can hit almost all the G1s
>tachyon is 2 star filler trash>cafe is 3 star with her own bannerDONE
Daiwa is a disgusting piggy
>>549623721>Gold Ship is a starter 2* freebie>Still meta in every other CM
>>549623431I imagine her to be full equivalent of yor desu, as in the moment she feels even as much as a hint of sexual arousal she will blush full red and you will get the kick
>>549623638Yes I know girls like El, Maru, Oguri are good race fan farmers, but what about people that just want to Bakushin or Curren, how many can they usually get
Dantsu Flame's official tit size should be this big
>want to start working on CM7 aces>can't make any lates or ends until Dober comes out
>>549624029Spe+rudolf
>>549623945Every uma's official tit size should be that big
>>549622268Dantsu Flame > Jungle Pocket > Manhattan Cafe > Agnes Tachyonin terms of how sexy they are
>>549622821I meant for long CM. Since most end closers have the speed and stamina requirement, and accel skills solve any power issues, wit then becomes the deciding factor
>>549624147No because FLAT BITCHES ARE HOT
is dox site not updating anymore?am I safe?
>>549621928Hate to see it
>>549624191
>>549624046Cute
>>549624332Maybe guy is away it sometimes happen
>>549623329Middle schoolers look like THIS????
will they ever make a design as good as Kitasan's again?
>>549622268>>549623763>>549622508>>549624349>reddit tachyon
>>549624304>>549624147Flatties like Mejiro McQueen and Manhattan Cafe can keep their royal flatness. But titty monsters like Super Creek, Dantsu Flame, Daiwa Scarlet, and El Condor Pasa should get megatits
>>549612502>>549612575>They don't know about my PPD OP3Part of it is literally a Pani Poni Dash reference.
>>549624478whoever came up with the boob window and pits combo is a genius
>>549624478her face looks dumb in the in-game model
>>549624332>put up ads>there's an alt doxx site nowIt's afraid...
Being obsessed with huge tits is a sign of mommy issues
>>549624349>scrolling then see this reaction image>check post it's linking to>it's not porn:[
Ma’am, this is a school zone. PLEASE follow the dress code
>>549624595>Seeing ads everWhat year is it
>>549624029I will irreparably, irreversibly damage Dober’s relationship with the opposite sex.
any good Taiki Shuttle porn?
>>549624478will they ever make an anime as bad as season 3 again?
>>549624191Based
cm7 is a medium, could oonige Suzuka be a viable option or would it be better to use her as a plain front?
>>549624669Love me City. Simple as.
>>549624725Is it really worse than season 1?
>>549624725RTTT came out a year later bro
>>549624858we don't have the abiltiy to make big nige suzuka an actual winner yet. she's best used as a free No stopping me proc for your front/pace
>>549624813
>>549623926400-500 if you can't do any medium/long and run a good amount of G3s. Use whatever parents you have to get her to C in either medium or long and you could probably get 800.
I think Gold City is Cold Shitty.
bwos I put on a song in the concert thing... and mayano top cun is fucking NOT in sync (plus funny ass voice)
>>549624858I've seen people run ooniges in CM7 test rooms. As long as Suzuka never struggles or gets rushed, 800 or 850+ is enough to survive even with no recovery skills
>>549624858Bigniga Suzuka is only used to cuck other below average fronts, as well as to NSM your real front/pacer aces for NSM
Tokai Teio is not for sexual interactions.
Y/N?
i LOVE seeing oguri fat use her very balanced triumphant pulse then still fail in catching up to my girl
>>549625263Yeah. You're already sunk cost. Time to pig out.
>1 time leftMight as well
>>549625328*comes back stronger*Your response?
I hate Tokai Teio.I seriously fucking hate her.
>>549625263pulls are never worth
>>549625371Wtf this is sexual harassment
Teio is for bully and ryona
>>549625249source?
Teio is for licking her pussy until you can taste hachimi from her pussy juice
hate m*chico, simple as
>>549624908Kys
what does triumpulse and behold ACTUALLY do? Explain like I'm an Open trainer
>>549625263
>>549625646You run faster in the last 200m
>>549625405But my dailies...
KILL TOKAI TEIO
Was coffee good for you?Carat status?What are you rolling for next?
>>549625646Uncaps your speed if you've already hit the maxdoes nothing otherwise
Kiss TeioKill Nature
>>549624917RTTT was great whatdo you mean?
Fuck TeioFuck NatureFuck UmasFuck Ningens
>>549625781how do you know if you've hit the max by the time it procs
>>549625369>>549625405>>549625659It is done
The absolute retards at uma.moe vibe coded the parent looking function and now it's unusable.
>>549625646>pulseOguri gets a fat speed boost when there's 200 meters left and she's close to first but not in first>beholdRudolf gets a fat speed boost on the final straight if she has passed at least 3 people late raceboth of these skills increase your top speed by quite a bit right at the end of a race so it can make the difference that lets you rocket into first place
>>549625770Got 18k carats, but I've been advised to roll for kita.Threw two tickets and got fuku and ryan for my troubules.
>>549625770I don't drink coffee94KKitasan, Kitasan, Dia and Sweep.
>>549625712 >>549625781how much speed do you gain?
will this uma ever be meta?
>>549626135About a decent amount. I dont want to make your head hurty from numbers, trainer-kun.
>>549626015Use your eyesMost of the time divine might doesn't since it's as soon as the final straight begins if you've already passed 3 on the final corner
>>549626034Chronogenesis is superior anyway because you can search lock to parents only
How do you know when you are horny... asking for a friend
>>549626289Chronogenesis is superior because she is really cute
>>549626135~1mph
>>549609308juju love
Thanks TLanon
>>549626135https://gametora.com/umamusume/skillsyou can use gametora to search skills and see exactly what they do and what their activation requirements are
>>549626167she's good scorpio
>>549626042so the reason my rudolf is doing better when paired with weak umas is... she is overtaking my other jobbers? As opposed to never overtaking my gold ship?
>>549626023a-anon..
>>549626591Too tard to understand any of that
>>549620391the game
>>549626738
I just slap pulse, cutdrive and red40 on everything
>>549626674Wh-what?
>>549626023buhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
>chronogenesis hasn't updateddancho... it's time to prep.... ze spreadsheets
>>549626864Dont worry about it and thanks for your service to the servers.
>just got the hot spring ticket with King>Win Riko's team and URA finals>No event triggeredis this bugged?
is ryan's racewear second worst after taishin?
Can they just put out kitasan rerun now?I don't want to wait another week
>>549627069>Dont worry about itI wasn't before but I am now...
>decided to train Daiwa today to clear out some of those G1 missions>she wins another springs ticketthat's my girl
>get into class 5 this week>DEMOTION RANGE>Been winning for the past few days>still in demotion rangeHelp what do? I don't wanna demote. At the very least I wanna retain...
Is there a way to dress your uma in her casual outfit on the homescreen?
>>549624669There's no violation. their idol outfits have exposed middriff
>>549627196Don'tWorryAboutIt
>>549627226replace your URA TT umas with Unity umas
>>549626668if Rudolf doesn't pass 3 umas in the time between the late race starting and the spot where divine might activates (beginning of the final straight) it won't activate at all, so yes the ability activates more consistently if there are more shitter umas in the race for you to overtake.
>got 7 SSRs from single pulls in the span of 2 months >only 1 3* uma (healer grass)When will the umas spook me...
>>549627308I only have Unity umas...
>>549627196I hope luck will be in your favor after your generous contributions.
>>549627228Not currently. In jp at bond 11 it unlocks but not sure when they got that and hopefully we get it better and faster
>>549627196have you thought about what to use those carats on or you just bought the pack because it was about to expire
is cafe better as a late or end for libra cup?
>>549627368Imagine shoving fuku and making her cry as her cookies fall on the ground lol
>>549627226You need more gold skills. The hard part is getting good stats with LB0 SSRs that offers the gold skills
>>549627472End, lates are cucked until next CM.
What are F2P fags going to do when the gibs stop coming?
will they add sash transmutation later on because my 1k arima kinen banners are just sitting in my inventory doing fuck all
I saved all my carrots for man hat cafe and didn't get her. I might have to spend money to reach the pity....this is the worst
>>549627285Spe-chan why are you naked...
>>549627472straightway spurt > no spurt this CM
>>549624332There's a new one https://uma.moe/circles/379642070
>>549627570>what are they going to do?pic related
>>549627619Maybe this time you will learn that rolling without pity is not smart.
>>549627673>gambling addicts>smart
>>549627673He who has no pity shall never rollBut he who never rolls has no pity
>>549627226https://docs.google.com/document/d/1fXDspwdXJJ-aQ-Al1GezQRSrc_6gTjwZaSNUYrGzggk/edit?tab=t.0#heading=h.b6rhpm2a6y57hit mean stam skills make umas with easy gold spam like concentration, gold vision and navigation skills even easier in Unity with rushing gale on Riko and gold skill for winning unity cup. pick top, check their stam if it sucks pop a parfait and get lucky once a week
https://x.com/i/status/1998563098731622685
>>549627626no stopping me > spurt
You are put in charge of Cygames. What changes do you make so vision skills don't suck?
>>549627464It's for dailies...
>>549627787I remove them.
>>549627570cope with welfare cards. It's easier for MANT but they'll burn out from time commitment over getting whale gaped
Rolling without spark, and having to pay for spark = first taste of being a piggy
>>549627784why not both
Who makes the worst guides and gives the worst advice?
>>549627830were you planning on pulling on any of those banners bwo....
>>549627951me
>>549627951/uma/
>>549627951Me, on /uma/.
>>549627509You are a bad person!
holy shit it almost expired5 more minutes left for any efficient dolphin like me
>>549627951we do!we doooooo!
>McShitty
>>549627830I cleared the packs for dailies too... Without daily pulls the game isn't the same anymore
>>549627787Make vision matter more. In theory it's supposed to make it if the uma can't see she can't make valid race checks on decisions it isn't working out that way.
>>549627653danchou bf is carrying 11 flatliners...
>>549627951>scriptless +30 minute long video essay from ESL subhuman>extra points if there's screen clutter or pointless face cam
By "botting", could it be you're referring to the highly acclaimed and well-liked Umamusume Mihono Bourbon?
>>549627969Yes I'm planning to pull on all of them, once a day...
>>549627951
>>549628075Cute.
>>549627951Some of the finestHonestly I never got this obsession over confirming or denying valid guides. 90% of them are the same shit just reading the previous servers meta and all the whining about gaslights are usually opinions on stam requirements which are usually proportion to your desire of risk
>>549627772Cute and incredibly lewd
>>549628164You seem to know less skills than the other umas....
Giving up on long S
>>5496281620v0
mejiro mcdonalds
>>549628031I just hope Mom is fine with backrubs for Christmas again
>>549627787Vision skills now also help your uma decide whether they can win a fight/duel with another uma within vision range and makes her act accordingly.This will go well with the Power rework that I would also introduce that lets umas bully other umas like Michelle My Baby in the Cingrey anime. So if your uma doesn't have enough power+guts and another uma starts bullying her she'll start to bleed stamina.
>>549628245you're going to out play and live more than most of the field so good luck
>>549628245
>>549627787just slap an accel boost on them
Yeah, (You)!
I actually dont understand the point of botting in this game. Are the fan runs really that important (inb4 danchouposting) that you dont even care about playing the game anymore? Or is this for parent farming?
>>549628056
huge head
IT'S A NEW DAY
>>549628164Don't talk shit about my wife
>>549628484>log in>all the dirt shoes traded alreadyWHO ATE ALL THE SHOES
>>549628524this isn't /vn/
you good bro...?
>>549628547d*rters get what they deserve
>>549627472decide if you'd rather have her unique or spurt
Post gay umas
>>549628448kek>$3000 is my monthly salary
>log in>zero shoe requestsclubros......
BNW humiliation ritual
>>549628547*hides shoe shaped bulge in throat* Sorry we're out
WHERE ARE THE SHOOOOOOES
>>549627570w-why would the gibs stop?
>>549628830I'm going on a shoe strike until danchou does something about our problems
HORRY SHEEEET
>>549628616But her career felt like it
Ugly shoes.
>>549628524>3-4 years till she comes to globalit will be a long wait
fuck that roll wasn't meant for you...
Kvno... So heckin kvno...
>>549628830Here you go.
>>549628953enjoy your mare wife
holy fuark thank you team trials
Wtf
>>549628797Bnw celebration ritual
>>549628987That's five extra fan runs
>>549627215she also rolled this for good measure
>>549628960nice
narita taishit lol
BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAYAHIDEEEEEEEEEE
wtf NEW FAT FUCK?
>>549628721McQueen is too cute.
>>549628616Awww...
It's obligatory to run this legend race with Brian
>>549629190Peak
>>549629190big if real
>>549629190
ryan love!
>>549629190normies banner
>>549629243Brian is literally the only uma I have who always wins the current legend race. Which doesn't bode well for the next CM...
>>549629319Oguri is /ouruma/
Remember to do your daily pulls!
>>549629061explodethanks
>>549629190cingay
holy fuark oguri forma de la peak
>>549629190is realhttps://x.com/i/status/1998770212385206359
>>549629190The exposed hips part is so fucking lewd.
>>549629190I can see an evolved accel skill so i'm gonna assume its broken
>>549629402I just got Cafe with a single pull immediately after posting this...
>>549629190WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE
>>549629190>arima kinen specialistcalled it
>>549629464>Cinderella Gray>doesn't have a high contrast unique like the manga/animeWasted.
>>549629190>>549629435>>549629464Boring. Wake me up when Obey your Master gets added. Of course, the fan runs will stop until the roster improves.
>>549629575bwo, your cinderella reps?
Oguri Cap as in peak...
>>549629190unique skill is Ashes of Light: Cinderella Gray
>hiroshima, 1945
>>549629575Crystal running heels
4th SSR pulled from doing a daily roll2 x Seiun 1 x Yaeno1 x RyanLol
>>549629703It's just that easy.
mr cock and ball torture
>oguri is getting powercrept by herself
>>549629628That horse does NOT exist
>>549629190Please tell me we're getting a Belno card please tell me were acrually getting Belno card I need Belnoc ard I want Belno card gimme Belno card make Belno offivial get the horse right s somehow even
who the hell let in a hobo to the academy...
>>549629596but tails aren't prehensile?
>>549629703From that same banner? Kindly explode
Time to spark for Princess
If Oguri Cap is Cinderella, who is her Prince Charming?
>28/30DANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUwe're doing fine atm butDANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU
I've got something that can grow 12cm in under a minute ;)
>>549629930me
>>549629679
>>549629930Tamamo
AAAIIIEEE KICK KICK KICK KICK
sag hex
>>549629827it is Inari Onehttps://x.com/uma_musu/status/1998770449728303203
>>549629952Prove it
*coughs blood* bwos my fucking ubermeta A+ ace 1200 speed long S lost to a c+ winning tickezo
>>549629596Please
>>549629930why you have to ask the obvious?
>>549629935post the funny winning ticket pictures and I might consider it
>>549629820OBEY YOUR MASTER and PAY THE BUTLER.
>>549630127me on the left
NO WAIT I FORGOT TO DO LEGEND RACES
>>549629901It's cute and hot though
>>549630127me on the right
>already updated my TT teams>already made my Libra aces and will recycle said aces in the next CMI don't have any reasons to do runs...
Absolutely destroyed
>>549625953great if you have insomnia lol
>>549630091when you are blocked, you are blocked
>>549630309Bring me more fans.
>>549630186If OBEY YOUR MASTER was PAY THE BUTLER, then she would be called PAY THE BUTLERBUT SHE ISN'TSO SHE ISN'T REALAND WILL NEVER BE ADDED
>that one guy is gaining huge spike in fan count these past 2 days>he used to be a slacker
>>549630091>2nd>8th>draw?? How?
>>549628245HOWWHAT DECK ARE YOU RUNNINGSHOW ME YOUR FRIEND BORROW ID
schizo chan...
>>549630309do parent runs or make umas for the sprint CM
>>549630428>HOWYou already know how
>>549630385AAAAAIEEEEEEEHAPPY MEEK, LITTLE COCON, AND BITTER GLASS CHADS...THIS...THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING.
I flatlined for the first time
>>549630407>did they winNo>did you winNoThen it must be a draw
curren has aids
>>549630001Huh but we're retired together
>>549630498>3 NPC uma you can't play withJust like with obey your master.. goddamn...
BNW... kino
>>549630530Oguri could never
I'm about to get some heinous fucking turns
>>549630609Is this your Ace? I feel good knowing I have a better time than you
>>549630593Hope is all I have left. Please...let me believe that the future is not just Oguri variants...
>>549629403i exploded inside of my ichiban yes
>>549630429Is this cafe's bit
>>549630046Woah I didn't know there wasn't yet a card with her better concept racewear
>>549630820Vodka could never.
>>549630885Too small
>>549630737Meek, Cocon and Glass all got made real after the fact. There's a very slim chance they'll get in the game years from now, depending on how their careers pan out
>>549630730I don't have an ace this time, I'm going straight into Group B.
I threw 20 pulls on Kawakami and got jack... It was not meant to be so I'll continue my journey to kitasan
>>549630829this is inari's first SSR
baker?
>carrier had an outage >no runs at work>132 pulls and still no Cafe Why must God punish me
SOMEONE BAKE BEFORE THE FUCKING RYANTARD DOES IT
>>549631292TOO LATE
I'm thinking it's Bakushin's turn for an OP.
https://x.com/Lian_ojimoo/status/1998711881327054899?s=20
>begging to bake>not at image cap >page 8
>>549631258He tests his strongest trainers
>>549630363I will stop stressing about the cm. If my mayano with triple the stats of the npc lost, then I can win vs the whaliest of whales, and lose to any giga turbo shitters
>>549631513>>549631513>>549631513>>549631513>>549631513
>>549629043B rank Biwa is Best uma
>>549631292ok but its your turn next thread im out lates
laisu would do that
>>549631258Isch nu?
>>549631382buddy, we are trying to bait the ryan baker into shooting his shot early so he gets his thread baking privledges taken away
>>549629190>a gajillion versions of the same 3 umaswhy does every game do this shit.............
>>549631763I'd shoot my load over Ryan's abs
>>549630428Whale decking with 9 Stam 9 pow parents. Even with this it's a gamble to max speed.
>>549631184I need to make a coffee...
>>549631763Jannies wont do anything don't kid yourself
>>549631831bro that's her 2nd alt after like... 4 yearso far there are no umas with more than 2 alts
>>549628014Heh.
>>549608252>>549609107Ardan wife.
