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Teio!
this isn't ryan
I almost made the thread but didn't finish the OP image in time...
>>549631513Laisu is a good girl.
hmmmm today I will train frontrunners
Happy wife, happy life.
>>549631619Oguri should change her name because never Caps
ALL anons beyond this post will be raped by Daiwa Scarlet instead of solving the captcha. No exceptions.
>>549631637Yeah she's a hero, saved us from r*an
Numba 1 cow wife!
what parents do I need for scorpio assuming I will not partake in dober pulling? Mejiro ryan?
>>549631789
digitan
how come curren doesn't have a support card yeti want her on my unity cup team
>>549632039just wait 4 days
>>549632039Next card banner will have her bwo
>>549631619Oguri should have an option to enable ponytails
>>549632039She gets a very good wit card in 4 days.
>hurr hurr deck???Don't ask questions you don't want to hear the answers to
sniff sniffis that bacon i smell
>>549631729My wife on the left
>>549632186wow curren chang is smart!!!
>>549632186But current chan is dumb As bricks
I lost to the bottom team trials team 3 times in a row...
I'm starting to think I need a lot more wit for long horses
Yeah the Derby is stupid and so is Winning Ticket
>>549632410bottom teams can have stronger umas that just score less
my oshi? newly released Cingray Oguri
>>549632186>agemasen cardalright time to pack up sisters
>bot gets spammed in general>random club member suddenly shot up in fan count, surpassing usual best performers
>>549631513>>549631619So anyone still saving for Hannukah Oguri now that Oguri forma Cinderella is real>>549632530In 2029 haha...
>>549632498L-like me right?hahahha
>>549632410Same, the real struggle is at A3I think I'm going to demote for the first time after hitting A in TT
>>549632606What an evil-looking horse...
>>549632420As Witgod said for tarus just a little more wit would make you a margin stronger than mosthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mr2axwXgGj4&t=630s
>>549632628Wtf my skin is not dark...
>>549632628
>>549632628Me on the left
>>549632628is she ok?
>>549632628My skin is exact same shade
Does anybody have the guide to make spurt/groundwork parents?While sending my failed umas to the glue factory I see I have some failed umas that got spurt sparks and I'd like to make a spurt parent because I don't want to pass through the sweepy mines again.
>>549632628Before Tracen Security takes you away, gib artist
>>549632765>>549632853I love these
>>549632765>>549632853>>549632914>tea dr*nker
>>549632870air shakur
Stop replying to the porn posters.
I literally did a run, using a borrow, simply to do one single race for the banner quest and this fucking cunt got 2nd.I clicked give up and I'm restarting. Turns out if you click give up, you get nothing for that career. I didn't expect anything, but I'm still mad.Of course I lose to this shitty nigger horse. Good thing I only do 1 fan run a day anymore because I can't be assed to grind for CM's and shit.
>>549632628Do small tits actually sway this much?
>>549632980I only drink juice and sparkling water
am i good for libra?
>>549632628me on the left
>>549633013NoI like porn
>>549633026lolNever doubt le spurt
did they remove this king jobber event from the game or something? i haven't gotten it in 20+ runs.
Bros what the FUCK
>>549632628I do this
is new oguri even good, specializing in a single race doesn't seem very meta to me
>>549633026out fucking skilled
>>549633013SAARIT IS SEXUAL EMERGENCY SAARI MUST DO THE NEEDFUL PLEASE SAAR PLEASE
>>549633135Kingu doesn't want to socialize with you. Don't you get it?
>>549632606There’s a big time delay between Festivus Ogurin and CinGray Ogurin, so it’s fine to have both
>>549632628Reminder that if you keep flatlining THIS WILL happen to YOU (you know who you are)
>>549633135nyo theyre just high variance
yay
>>549633029Small and saggy is rare but pleasant
>>549632684wtf is that graph600 wit is 85% activationso much for "wit"god
>>549633064>Cafe>1 gold recovery>Taishin>Homestretch Haste >Lone wolf>Agnes>Uma Stan>Homestrech haste>Professor of CurvatureSee you in B finals unless you luck out with shitters in round 2
>>549633373all rook same
>>549633373Peak... I will always roll for Ogurin...
>>549633373Why isn't she happy in the middle?
Started a borrow run, surely Tosho will provide me with the needful.
>>549633494YADA!
>>549633373>not her ragged Kasamatsu bootsBeyond soulless.
>>549633432i'll take that as a yes
WISH ME LUCK ON MY BORROW RUNS RIGHT NOW OR I'M KILLING YOU please...
>>549633541the thumbnail makes it looks like she has huge tits with underboob revealed
>>549633432stamina siphon is almost as good as a gold recovery
>>549633135every card has a much more rarer event
>>549633604Nah, fuck you. I hope you die.
Oguri Peak.
>>549632628Rice dreams about this every night
>>549633164She is great for Arima and usable (weaker) in mile. Nothing crazy.
>>549633690TAKE IT BACK TAKE IT BACK TAKE IT BACK TAKE IT BACK TAKE IT BACK TAKE IT BACK TAKE IT BACK TAKE IT BACK TAKE IT BACK
What is graded group B like? Is it all the B+/A F2Ps who can't compete with the metafags or is it just as much of a shitshow as the first round?
>>549633624I should have cropped it better...
Do people actually like Oguri Cap?
>>549633703dark-skinned men...?
>>549633604Good luck, triple rainbows for you.
>>549633541Sorry anon, she spurted all over me.
>>549633816but sweepy with huge knockers would be based
>>549633604Hmm... nyo~ I'll rape you instead~ Good luck!
>>549633803Okay I'm sorry I was just in a bad moodI withdraw my previous statement...I hope that your borrow runs go excellent, Anonnice nice natie
>>549631584I am pleased to see Teio once again at the top of the thread. Teio pleases me.
>>549633831>tge horse is popular with the nips so we MUST like themShe's one of "those" umas like Stay Gold and Brian.
>>549633843Don't say it like that.
>>549633831Yes.
>>549633982no one likes Brian IRL
>>549633831I love this fat fuck and only started the game because of her.
wife groove
>start borrow run>fail training <5% before debut>don't over do itnever gave up a career so fast until now
>>549634089Damage report?
>>549633805it's going to be weaker A+ who couldn't make the cut plus A/B+ who luckshitted their way in
>>549634053Same. Checking out and then binging Cingray was what tipped me over into deciding to play
>tfw not in a club
>first borrow run hit long S but uncapped speed>second and third borrow runs Draw first unity racethis is fucking insane, bring back 5 borrows
>>549634013>the protagonist... WINS???yawn. history is already written and cygames autistically sticks to the actual careers, so nothing exciting will actually happen.
>>549634185Group B? Not finals B, group B. You don't need to luckshit your way into group B.
>>549633831The biggest oversight with Oguri Cap is that she's unbelievably sexy. I can't go on a hour of my day without thinking about plowing that tight fat ass. I'd kill a man in cold blood just to spend a minute with her crotch grinding against my throbbing manhood as she whispers terribly gastronomic things to me in her mouth full of food accent
>Anime Oguri I am rolling
>>549633135I get the king tax every other run, good for you
>>549634302I honestly don't get what the point of her exposed stomach and exposed hips are for her respective outfits. It doesn't fit her character to have sex appeal
umamusume is a game for whites
>>549633373this is cap
>>549633842>>549633921>>549633963
>>549634154first one at 70second one at 200redeemed the third one
>>549634279Hey, look, funny wheel
>>549634398If you’re fucking gay that is
>>549634509oink for me.
>>549634089>creeping shadow>doesn't get encroaching shadow
>>549633164Newer alt has been always like this since Oguri Hanukkah incident where she killed umajesus.
>>549634509
>>549633843wait, this wasn't the spurt eventAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>549634509I didn't know pigs drank coffee
>>549634509This man likes his coffee.
>>549634406GREYS OWN THIS THREAD
>>549634617she is so shitexplain the appeal
yippie
>>549634137>wifeshe always calls me imbecile though
>>549634571Wait, we're so fucking back. This better be the run.Fuck you Sweep Tosho.
why does cygays gatekeep the sexy alts from us
>>549634775
>>549634842I like the cute alts
>>549634626yeah curren on top
>>549634671She has the shy, cute, quirky girl aesthetic which a lot of people find appealing. She also has the whole schizo and coffee elements going on which add a layer of interest to her character. Her VA matches her personality well and her race outfit is very distinctive.
>>549634842they're not sexy altsthey're beta sprites
>do an ace run>actually gets good stats>no S aptitudeit's so fucking tiresome. i haven't had a proper ace since august or september
>>549634973they look better than their actual race outfits
>>549634541
>>549635025Could be a lot worse. Get the perfect stats and S aptitude but then you realize at the end of the run your maestro event didn't finish
im tilted
Does she survive? I had to switch to 4 Speed to cap her.
>>549634671Modern Alice in Wonderland. I think her story is quaint, though I wish there was less Tachyon in it
>>549634842extreme improvements for both
>ZA DLC releasedSorry Danchud I'm flatlining today...
>>549635210story??
>>549635128I fucking hate that part.
What's the reference "146738" about
>>549635249Based fellow Paxton crossdresser
>>549635148ok run is over
>>549635249what the fuck it's already getting dlc?
i want to touch the cow
now that the dust has settled why is Oguri a dork with an exposed thong in her original outfit
>>549635435DO A FLIP!
>>549634560It was originally Creeping Black
>>549635498>exposed thongprove?
>>549635249>He plays porkyman
>>549633831She's fat and she's dumb.But she's my favorite fatty dumbass
Aoharu hits different when you realize the bubbles represent sexual tension between trainee and the trainer, with the "burst" representing them having sex that turn.
>>549635728white people only in this thread please
>>549633834>>549632739you might be oversensitive to bad thoughts
>>549635249>playing modern pokuman
>200-300k fans per runThis is so fucking sad. I really need MANT to come and soon
>saving up for the kita rerun but i had a few spare carats and tickets>decided to luckroll for KP on her last daybased progeny
>>549635249>they already released DLC for one of the laziest pokemon games>playing recent pokemon gamesGamefreak's greed knows no bound, but the people that buy it are retarded
>>549634509If you weren't retarded you would have just saved your statues
L-lewd
>hag marks at 30how over is it for her
>>549636046Do 2 or 3 extra races anon.
>>549636242>akikawa
Mayano Top Gun touched me inappropriately
>>549636242>it thinks one short woman is a kid and the other is their 30s>fucks on on acupuncturist because of glassesGood thing this shit is going to be in every system soon so cool
>>549636242AI?
Which one do I press?Career end is about 30/50/30 spd/sta/pow.
>>549636242she's 40 bwo this ai is on crack
>>549632410Why are you hitting bottom team?
>>549636242Akikawa is at least a middle-aged woman she just looks like that
>>549636242>anshinzawa>17
>>549636470You will not win the gamble sorry bro
>>549636446twitter dude known for making edits asked grok what age those characters represent
I...what?How is getting blocked still a thing? This game is such RNG garbage. I don't kn ow why I even play it anymore.
>>549636446yes, the image is what AI thinks the age of each character is, and then why they think it's that range
>>549636446original poster asked AI to estimate those characters' age just by looks
>>549636470your horse is dumb bwo get some wit
>>549636470YOU ARE STUPIIIIIIIID
>>549635528
>>549635309It's the votes she received for the Arima in 1990 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arima_Kinen#Vote_leaders_since_1984
>>549636242*Performs unauthorized procedures on your uma while under the age of majority*
>>549636636ok lolI even bought angling and scheming
>he saved his carats for xoguri when Oguri forma de Cinderella Gray will be twice as better
The retention line won't increase, right?
>>549636470this is a parent run regardless of what you click. just go for the updoot to chance a skill-hint.
>>549636636She's missing her swimsuit, let her body breathe
>>549636861you are so cooked>>549636659>>549636639>>549636620fair enough then, thanks.
I THROW MY HANDS UP IN THE AIR SOMETIMESSINGING A-YO, TOKAI TEIO
TAISHIN testoo~18824663
>>549636967>not turning on gym outfit before debut You don't even have a soul, anon.
>>549635895You mean you already have ED lmao
>>549631701I have never gotten a single plushie on the goddamn crane game
>>549636470Power is the no brainer pick. If you don't have distance S 15 speed isn't saving your run and you get more skill points by picking power and could get s skill hint.
>>549635728Indiachan is that way Mr. Poo
>>549636847I did indeed saved my Carats for an alt I'm getting in a month over an alt I want get in +4-5 years
>>549637121The swimsuit is critical for her performance, do you not believe in your trainer's potential?
Biwa give me your shoes i need them to run some calculations
>>549636847>Just save for 2 years bro
https://mangadex.org/chapter/2c1ad627-7525-4f95-842f-595628ca46e3
>>549636636>>549636827fronts are getting turbo cucked with the new changesif she gets dueld she dies on the spot
>>549631729My wife in the middle>>549632292I am fucking your daughter right now
>>549636847>will be twice as better
>>549637479That sucks. It's almost like thats her whole thing is just being a front...>>549637302I prefer to see her swimsuit after she passes her first year, Anon, but thanks anyways. It's like a reward for her and me.
fathom
>>549637745Indian poster identified.
>>549636227Yuribait in Star Blossom is on another level
>>549637818i'm latinx, sorry
>>549637202the trick is to overshoot it just a tiny bit
just like in my japanese animes
star blossom is the most boring manga under the umamusume IP, even ganbaru Urara mogs the shit out of it and it was canceled then lost for a long time
>>549637905Isn't that the same thing?
>>549637920is this a new gaslight?
Spurting on sweep
>>549636053I did exactly like you and got nothing, it's not fair...
>>549637745
>>549637412Hair down Nee-chan is a marvel.
I'm just under a spark so I'm gonna have to skip out on the new Oguri. They need to stop releasing new umas I want because I haven't even spent for a new support card since power Tamamo
>>549637952it gets bretty good later on but the interesting arcs are not even about Laurel herself (brian and bakushin instead)
>>549638018no? overshoot the claw just a bit
>>549636801WAOANSHIN
>>549637202I've got oji-san reflexes so I actually go a bit early
>>549636361Then I won't hit my stamina/power/wit thresholds
>>549636636>doesn't have her sunglass up in non-g1 racesdumb halfassed soulless game
Does /uma/ exist in the Umamusume universe? What do the anons there talk about? Fictional creatures known only as "horses"?
>>549638101wrong thread king
>>549638372tips on how to attract male trainers
>>549638372probably which transhorse is their favoriteand indian coomposters spamming silence suzuka
Kinda surprised twitter was way more excited about this than /uma/
>>549636053real ones will pair her with kingu on their teams
>>549638372did you read Gold City's career? she reads comments about her being a child model in umachan
>>549638372Umamusuko
>>549638101bwo that was like 2 weeks ago
>>549638480I'm playing on the global version, sorry.
>>549638480>releases 2029 on global
>>549638372On umachan they post lewd AI slop of the torenas instead
>>549637412i thought this is the new cingray chapter...
>>549638480you are just on the wrong fucking thread nigger
>>549638480oguri shat is the uma i care about the absolute least
>>549638372Perhaps not too different from what we do here, trainers talking anonymously about their trainees with some umas lurking trying to find their trainer's postsOr just idol talk since umas are idols too
Any clubs looking for new ppl? 815134830385
>long S>end S>double URA finale sparks >but no spurtWhy the fuck does spurt off of SSR Sweep have to be RNG? Latechads can get OYL guaranteed from Tickezo and Natie all day
>>549638480Would they update the main story to use this outfit?Would Global get that update despite the actual alt being years away?
>>549636242>UAF Tomboy>30-35This nip's AI is fucking high, this is now my fucking take>Akikawa>25-27>Aoi>18-22>Tomboy>16-19>Tucker>19-24>onsen lady>40-50>WAO ANSHIN>16rest are fine
>>549636589>>549636664>>549636763>>549636865>>549637227Took power and she failed. But it's fine, got my Libra ace! And a great parent too! Thank you for the gaslights.
>>549636497Unless top has the guaranteed gift buff there's no reason to race against top.
>>549638519I mean when it first came out, not on reruns. I actually did forget that the last SSR I got was actually Stay Gold. I just kind of forgot I sparked it.
>>549634205Can you do 1mil/day?
>When I get uma stan, I don't get spurt>When I get spurt, I don't get uma stan>When I get both, I don't get swinging maestroAt this point, I have already forsaken long S. Please make the RNG train stop.
>>549638963That fucking Sonic pose gets me every time
>>549632410Thanks for the 600k bro, see you next week
>>549638759>idol talkwhat does unironic "idol talk" sound like? is it just coomposting but for real people? "uwoooh i want to rape this real person sex sex sex"?
>>549638372top 5 places to rape your trainer without being caught
>>549639035>add all those rng requirements to your uma>don't have the parents to support itYou're doing it to yourself
Anyone still looking for a club?
she still has her big stupid head
I don't understand how people are hitting S in speed/stam/power, I feel like this is the peak for me
>>549639121Go look at idol threads on the relevant board for a comparison.
>>549638958but top gives more points
>>549634205umao, uma&co and cloverclub have a spot!
>>549639212...as in cap?
>>549632410
>>549639212>borrows golshi's card>on a borrow run
>A+ club bled 2 people alreadylong CM was a mistake
>>549638474>transhorseone thing's deluding yourself you're a woman, but an uma? such an unholy living being like that would be utterly destroyed because of the differences between man and umamusume
>>549639212>borrowing walfare you goldshiThe meme welfare cards cleater in the flesh...
>>549639212Did you... BORROW THE GOLSHI CARD?
>>549639260I get enough for retention with a high roll bottom most of the time desu.
>>549639121Usually talking about a subject's recent activities. It usually devolves into mentally ill niggers stalking people though.
>>549639260maybe he's already safe from a good win
>>549639212>borrows goldshitthis is (you) bait right? Are you making man hat a parent for no reason at all?
>>549638480You’re late
Why are dirt horses so sex? Is it because nobody would care about them otherwise?
What does King Halo say when you win in Kikuka Sho? I skipped it accidentally.
>>549639121Look at /vt/ for about an hour
>>549639628most of them look like retards
>>549639346Do you think there's crimes in where a human murders umas and then collects their ears and tails?
>>549639212bro?
>>549639346If I lose the unity cup but win the ura finals I still get the onsen trip?
>>549639658Not anymore, those people left
>>549639634俺は人間をやめるぞ
I resolved to not be a metafag and let my heart decide when to roll and got rewarded :D
>>549639796/vt/ has been great since the Indians were purged from that board and they left to defecate somewhere else
>>549639658> look at /vt/> in 2025Lmao
>>549639962The literal fucking opposite happened lmfao That board is a gigantic wasteland of shitposting now since their brown bait gets banned elsewhere
>>549639121picture two housewives gossiping
>>549639121Drama and gossip talk basically, also merch and ritual posting. Its like 80s wrestling but everyone has a parasocial relationship with the star and everyone thinks the performance is real, so spending money stops becoming about supporting your favorite, but a way to get into their lives somehow
>>549639201believe in cygames bwo
>>549639284>>549639308>>549639429>>549639432umthe goldshi card has like 4 or 5 good skills so I thought it was a good value
>>549639962literally the opposite, the semi-normal people left to an imageboard called holotower and now it's exclusively SEA shitposters and dramafags
>>549631789I disagree. Daiwa is a stock standard bottom girl. She is built for losing to cock. Just finished gooning to this slop set in pixiv. Was pretty ichiban.
>>549639212Unlike the other anons I can recognize you're power bonus maxxing, but it's really not worth it in Aoharu. You'll push closer to power cap by borrowing MLB Rice
>>549631789She's always #1
>>549639346Some of them were male horses in our worldand then Female UMAs in the other worldisn't that a transition? Isekai manga where the MC is male in one world and female in another is labelled as "Genderbender", aka, "trans". Isn't this just an Isekai?
Why the thread dies at these hours?
>>549640136The card is laughably bad anon, it's like bottom 3 speed cards in the entire game
>>549639681I cannot answer that question because if I do I would soft-confirm the existence of contraband gangs in the Umaverse and Mr. Yakuza will not like it.probably, but umas are the ones with the bigger hand at crime stats, hell, some of them might own underworld bars where human men whore themselves for bad umas
>>549640337People are doing their borrow runs
>>549640158why is sloppa always so shiny
>>549640136I agree that it's okay for libra but borrowing when you have one of your own? Unless....
>>549640331>>>/a/
>>549640337
>>549638480>reddit cap
You guys really are fucking retarded...
>>549640136good luck getting those skills from that big pool of hints, plus you get no special priority on that card, which is meme stat on supp cards, but nonetheless useful
my trainee came out as trans, what do
I have a bunch of scenario welfare SSRs at LB3, will it be possible to get the last copy in the future without using the uncap shard?
>>549639212this a troll there's no way a whale makes this mistake
>>549640562yes
>>549640625You call that a whale?
>>549639212https://gametora.com/umamusume/comparePut golshi next to ANY speed SR and just LOOK at it.
>>549640694going by the definition of this general that's a whalebecause i have posted that same main deck before and have been called a whale
>>549640643how? event rerun?i dont think i've ever heard of such a thing for this gacha
>
Sex with Verxina
>>549640694MLB decks of any kind are whale, even if its kita and a bunch of SRs
>>549640694Yes. Full mlb SRs -> I post "buhiii". Honest players run at least 1 non-capped SR.
>>549640885To shreds, you say?
>get high stamina, end up with mid speed>get high speed, end up with mid staminai wanna escape the cycle
>>549636227I wonder if they'd do these kind of scenes if the trainer was a man
>>549640449A lot of sloppa genners don't experiment beyond the basic art style inherent to the model
>>549640449Isn't slop basically shaped noise?
LB3, actually useful nowsomehow my must pulled ssr
>f2pchadNothing MLB, borrow slot is exclusively kitasan>dolphinYou have riko creek or fine motion at 2lb or above>whaleYou have mlb kitasan or rice, or multiple MLB SR Speed cards>BUHIIIIIyou touch the biko Pegasus card in any manner
>>549638372Didn't Gold Shitty had some posts like that
>>549640337I have to do my other gacha dailies and my 1 hour of wageslaving
>>549640337Third worlders are sleeping and the real world is at work right now
>>549641086Nice pull
>>549641251Spe eating gets me rock hard, but Oguri doesn't for some reasonShe looks nice here though
>>549641140I spent 300 on Kita and got none of those. Does that make me an f2p?
>>549641428Correct.
You WILL goon to Teio. You WILL become addicted to gooning to Teio.
oguri
>>549641531Rudolf get off the internet
is this how uma musumes are made?https://x.com/oyindapenaddict/status/1998648118108209374
jwu what did WE think of the cingray oguri in JP?
>>549641531I goon to ai sloppa all day so id need 3d models of teio since the current slop machines produce WAY better fetish fuel with 3d instead of 2dThat being said im fapping as much as I did when I was 18 again so its starting to kinda hurt, my brain is turning into slop too
>4 speed but all of them on a fucking trip>sub 500 speed before senior year>slackerYeah that's it, fan farming mode
>>549640449sloppa users are lazy and want something that just works out of the box
>>549641701I only care about new umas :)
Do I save or do I Oguri?
>>549641807>>sub 500 speed before senior yearwhich uma are you using and what cards? I learned early on that Taishin speed is a joke
>>549641852Wrong thread.
>>549641852You already know Oguri Blanco will be the best uma in the game until EOS.
Brokie
>>549641852Oguri is THE poster girl of Keiba are you saying you aren't going to pull for the main character of Uma Musume?
Optimal TT team is 3 Oguri
>>549641008>anti-yuri anon seething in the corner
>>549641701Peak
Optimal foursome team is 3 oguris
Is 4 SPD 1 STA 1 Riko good on Mayo? And what races do you guys run to get her secret event?
What are their parties like?
>>549642168cap
>>549642146He's right thou
>>549642264Golshi livestreams Vodka's and Dasca's pillow fight.
>>549641574I was better off before I watched this video
>>549641008The Yuri is there because if it was a normal male to uma interaction everyone would lose it
>>549642276Dunce
>>549642226>hopeless front>pace satsuki sho>late dahby>end kikuka sho
>>549641852It will last for a month, so you can wait if you aren't sure
>>549641894Daiwa with mlb halo + sweep, 1lb biko, 2lb windy. I already have her as usable ace though, just trying to do some upgrading
>>549641531where do you find your sloppa sir
>>549642226>front hopeful>if lose front satsuki>end kikuka sho>pace arima kinen>end tenno sho (spring)>pace/front takarazuka kinen & tenno sho (autumn)>late arima kinen third year to guarantee event (will have enough speed to brute force it)
>>549642226yea that works, but you would want to focus the stam and only deal with speed when you fish good double rainbows or triplesNothing special on maya, just do hopeless steaks and win it to hit her first fan goal. Doing 2 mediums turn her URA into medium from long as default, but you're training for long so it's not an issueI do pace hopeless into late kkksho into front arima kinen into end for the rest of the way
My Libra Platinum winner and I next week
>>549641792>>549641531wrong person
>>549642559>he used goldshipyou didn't win
>>549641792>need 3d models of teioShouldn't you be able to prompt for 3d from the sloppa machine?
>about to get good stats>4 mood downs in a rowWHAT THE FUCK FOR????
Fuck...this could've been it for me but there was barely any speed rainbows after summer camp and we somehow jobbed the last unity race.
>>549642420some people is too fragile
Hmmm my final borrow for the dayI think this is the best goldship I could do cause FUCK YOU SWEEP
>>549642559>>549642654You cheated not only the game, but yourself. You didn't grow. You didn't improve. You took a shortcut and gained nothing. You experienced a hollow victory. Nothing was risked and nothing was gained. It's sad that you don't know the difference.
>>549642704It bothers me that basically all umas get migraines. Isn't that like a genetic thing? Why are they all so vulnerable to it?
using goldship and then winnig libra will not cause a stir.but using goldship and then losing...
>>549638480Why does the original oguri have a thong coming up over her skirt and this version has the inverse, a high rise leotard? Why is that detail over her hips so key to their oguri design?
>>549642420I don't get why they melt down whenever it's male trainer x uma. Do they hate Spica trainer being shipped too?
>>549642880>but using goldship and then losing...must cucked thing imaginableI will bully the losers
>>549642786Spurt is not that much. You only need to get lucky with NSM. Only spurt that actually matters this cup is Taishin's gold version
>>549642905Oguri has to be sexual so you roll for her with your dick.
>>549642683Taking an already existing 3d model and having the sloppa machine make it into fetish fuel yields much better results, even better if the model is "basic"That's why the wow general just became a complete Ai sloppa thread
>>549639212>Could've unironically borrowed MLB Shakur for his spurt>Welfare Gold Ship that he cleatedWhat the fuck is your problem?
>>549642437>>549642475>>549642506Naruhodo. This was a quick first run I did with her, but wasn’t too happy with how Kawakami Princess performed…Seems manageable enough if I get some better rainbow luck.
How many distance sparks total you generally bring to your ace run to feel safe? I've been doing 10* long runs and feels like the S is missing awfully lot.
>>549629435>no bare shoulders nooooo00000000000001010111
>>549641008>>549642420remember the gaze that killed millions
>>549642786Why the fuck is SSR Sweep your borrow?What are you doing?
>>549639212Anything really is possible huh if you have your own MLB Kitasan. It allows even stupid decks like this to work
>>549643189anon sweepy gives spurt
>Tachy's story in Beginning of a New Era is basically identical to her story in cafe's career except it's with jungle pocket for some reasonwhy did they do that
>>549643172This is rape
Remember anons. The way to an umas heart is through her feet.
>>54964286099% of people will experience a migraine, that's fine
>>549643265Yeah, from a fucking agemasen event
>>549643189Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your momDoin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom
>>549642935the meltdown I assume is mostly from normies and the usual people
>>549643327There's a difference between a headache and a migraine.
>>549643276Jungle Pocket was the one that ended Opera's career instead of Cafe at Arima.
>>549643172
>Fail a double rainbow at 20%>Choose top option>Immediate good to bad mood and practice poor>Infirmary fails>Tazuna at orange still hasn't started her datesI love borrow runs
is racist story Spechud any good or is it a free meme uma for fun?
>>549643337... yeah?as opposed to inheriting... (agemasen)? or relying on hints... (agemasen)?
>>549643417I know what I saidIt would make sense that the difference for them is that you just get the mood down and one gives you the debuff. The difference is there
>>549643276maybe to promote Pokkee? I remember some people saying her seiyuu was pretty new in the industry too so who knows
>>549643495Don't overdo it is the only thing in this game that I reset over. Instant glue.
have 3 aces and I can't bother optimizing them because this is my last cm before kita and it's pure aids so idk what to use borrows for
>>549643495My first run of the day was a failed 2% into a Don’t Overdo It! on turn 3… Sometimes the umaverse just seeks to humble us…
>>5496431136* parents and 6* grandparents, 3* track + 3* style grandparents
Another run without Maestro after great stats. This is so consistent it's insane
>>549643495>Shrine fails >Sixth place at stakes I've gotten nothing but bad seeds two days in a row, how do I reset this
>>549643768How many SSRs are you running?
>>549636242We love our old women here.
>>549643265Yeah, not worth it lol.>>549643337lmao even. If thats the case, then borrowing Air Shakur would have been better. He already had enough SPD cards in the deck to hit 1200>>549643357Okay, that's valid.
>use last date with Riko>mood down event a second later
>>5496439044 one being Riko
>>549639212>>549640136i swear all piggys doesn't know how to play the game
>>549643768This is why you bring creek and rice
she's in
>>549643964they didn't learn how to minmaxx because they piggied right ouf of the gate
>Club dachis getting burned out and dropping >MANT hasn't even been released yetThe Long chanmi gauntlet is the true filter, only the STRONGEST win Kikuka Sho
>>549644027I don't get it, what's this?
>>549644027Dicta.....Striker?
>>549643631Keep playing with me and see what happens, brat.
Your last chance is coming up
sorry danchou but im playing the new gta update today.....
>>549639212>Borrowing goldship instead of SweepWhat a retarded paypigBut thats a good thing
>>549644124I will fucking fail
>>549642935Everyone feels envy differently, but the game umas are all for (you) so it ramps it up to 100 since now you feel "cheated" if anything else is presented to you.The anime torenas are more like stepping stones or the center of jokes and don't hog the spotlight from the trainees, the Yuri is mostly to vent those creative juices from the writers who can't use males to create cute scenes I guess
>>549643276It was a marketing ploy to promote Pokke and sell caratsWhy do you think Pokke has 4 support cards of which 3 are movie related
>>549643963Same happens for me quite often if I do 3 SSR umas.
>>549644124I want so many horses I have to skip
>>549643665>new seiyuuyou know what she had to do
>>549644086
>>549643495>Tazuna at orange still hasn't started her datesNot that bad at early November, still got a pretty good shot at getting some Tail from Tazuna.>Immediate good to bad mood and practice pooryeah, don't over do it is rough. really hard to come back from that.>Infirmary failsThat can still happen?Also Practice Poor is NOT worth going to the infirmary for.
>>549644075The B tier clubs will reign supreme in the long run, S/A clubs will burn out and topple.
>>549643665Pokke love!
>>549643276they put pocket to fulfill the gay quota
>>549644124I will pity 1 copy and then crash out on /uma/ when I have to use my selector to MLB.
>>549644391naruhodo, and where do you vote for this?
>3rd>finished in firstUhhhh, I guess I just broke the game
>>549644535it literally says on the image
>the uma team I've built with the purpose of defeating golshi can indeed beat the whale golshis I have as practice partners>they still lose to whale Taishins with full potential unlocked though
>>549644368you now remember the im@s nakadashi incident
>>549644542I think they only wrote the bare minimum for her race resultsThere was a race where she got 1st the first time around, and then placed the second time around, but the same cutscene played
>>549644391>secondary and thirdie uma characters are more popular than the protagonist of some literal who animeanother win for /uma/
>>549644706the what? explain
>>549644706Huh?
I’m not memeing please tell me how to build Manhattan Cafe because this is the BEST I’ve managed to do so far and it still sucks. The stats just don’t show up
>>549644406Machan rape
>>549644785they had sex with a seiyuu live on JP TV
I am forgotten
>>5496448783 speed riko 2 power
>>549644653Taishin is still POTENTIAL and still up to RNG meanwhile Goldshi is just bullshit
>>549644785There was a Seiyuu for idolm@ster who had a boyfriend (this is already a career ending event)She had sex with her boyfriend but ONLY using proctection and not all the time because she was an idol.This detail is known because she had an affair with an old ugly bastard who she had unprotected sex with every single day and made fun of her boyfriend thorugh chat (this is how the story got leaked)
Cap as in PEAK
>>549644930
>>549644653Only Mcqueen can consistently beat Ends. Some anon here has that Mcqueen probably check yesterdays thread if he posted his Mcqueen in here
>>549644027Reminder that NTR is her daughter
These alts are getting ridiculous.
>>549644959What about Sparks
>>549643276they wanted to push pokke into the shill club alongside Kita, Duramente, Orfevre, Gentildonna, etc. but she's ugly, her seiyuu sucks, and the movie underperformed
>>549645037giga basedugly old bastards win again
>>549645037no way
>>549631513sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt after she wins the Arima Kinensniffing Mihono Bourbon's perky, leotard-covered rear after I help her win the Triple Crown
>>549645037ah, thank you Yukino Bijin
>low speed before derby even with 3 speed cards on a 10% speed>sudden night owl out of nowhere>fail a 2% immediately after>back to back double mood down>never even get to first summer before bitch fails another 5% and gets the extreme optionsI truly despise this game. It doesn't deserve being nominated as the best. Popular doesn't mean good.
>>549645221it was huge drama for a while you can easily find results for it on the internet or on archives.
>>549645037oh I remember this
>>549645221Look up Narumi Runa
FIRST APPEARANCE OF MISTER COCK AND BALLS
>>549645037That is literally some hentai plotSomething Takeda Hiromitsu would make
>>549644878Kikuka Sho is in Kyoto, not Tokyo. You fucking idiotHighlander is trash>Late Surger but no Pump IronYeah you are the stupidest Cafe fag here, no actual second one. First title goes the pigger borrowing Goldshi event cardAnyway, power spark +kitasan halo combo, mlb creek cowers your entirety stamina needs, sweepy+tazuna, last card can be anything even finemo
>>549645037>idol with a boyfriendi see isee>cheated on im DAILY doujin style with some ugly bastard that fucked her raw>talked shit about her ""bf"" while at itlmao woman at their fucking finest gentleman
>>549645098this is just nice nature after marriage
>>549636242Sex with TazunaGratitude to AkikawaHelping Riko exerciseSex with AoiNakadashi and marriage to Light HelloSex with Satake MeiKissing, hand-holding and cumming inside of RyokaTraining with Tucker BryneSex with Kiyoko HoshinaAnshinzawa
>nonstop losses in team trials because i literally have no time between parent farming and ace breeding to even spare TP on team trial charsi love acceleration
>>549645431Bakushin doesn't deserve to be compared to Wormura
>>549645637Stop parent farmingconvert failed aces into TT horses
>>549644878two options, tweak depending on your card quality:>4speed/SC/Rikofool-proof but will need fortunate explosions for good power. high floor, low ceiling.>3speed/Rice Shower+1 power/Rikoaims for 1200/X/1200 lines, will need to rely on stamina siphon+one white to bandage together a second gold recovery.find the sparks to make reddit cafe an end closer so you can take advantage of the best available acceleration for this track. plenty of parents on doxxgenesis with long+end or full end if you don't have one yourself.
>>549645081That was certainly my experience in CM 2 and CM 6 seems like not much changed from the testing I did a week ago.
>>549644124hmmm, I will save my carats for oguri Christmas
>>549645446I see...I see...
>>549645637i min efforted this CM and just did TT runs instead, way more enjoyable than training seriously for longsloppa
>>549645081why mcqueen specifically?
god I fucking hate this ugly fucking bitch so fucking much STOP SHOWING UP IN MY PULLS NOBODY FUCKING WANTS YOU I HAVE LIKE 5000 STARS OF YOU ALREADY FUCK DAMN IT FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK
>>549645637you're not winning platinum bro, just train TT.>>549645857because that anon is living in a fantasy and inserted his waifu.
>>549644785the voice behind mitsumine yuika had some streamer as bf, but she still came back to her exbf for sex, current gf of the exbf found out and made it public showing that she was some narcissistic ego bitch with just some minor role job and that she was addicted to sex
>>549645043Oguri's mom is so hot
>>549645857Easy to build and her ult is good.
>>549645923get DONKEY'D
>>549645982>>549645037
>>549645857Because when the Duty of Dignity Calls, she is always there to answer
>>549645037holy based
>>549646109>becoming one in soul and body
>>549645739nta, is stamina siphon+one white really equivalent to a gold recovery? ive been wondering where people are getting their second gold recovery for cafe that i ended up going with this deck for my cafe since my sparks are ass for heri have pwr rice but i opted for the stam rice for cooldown(team name)+adrenaline and then maestro from creek in case adrenaline doesnt proc
>>549645037this is literally a fucking doujin plot
reminder that beginning of a new era got giga mogged by detective conan (1B vs 14B kek) so cygames glued Jungle Pocket forever
>look for End Closer cards >They all released one OP card after another in 2025Goddamn the golden age of best running style is gonna arrive to global only in 2028. Grim. Sorry, Taishin.
>>549646245Detective Conan mogged avengers endgame, you can't compete against that little shit.
>Me and my favorite Umamusme
>>549646203https://gametora.com/umamusume/skillscafe's succ is a 3.5%gold recoveries are 5.5%, whites 1.5%
>>549646245>competing against Conanan exercise in futility
>>549646245why is that series so popular?
What style should Spe even use this CM?I kinda wanna make her run
>>549646245detective conan is botting so it doesn't count
>>549646390end, obviously
>>549645982>The exbf had like 5 other mistresses>Seiyuu woman got creampied 4 times in one night while her youtuber bf was off marathoning Nioh 3>Ojisan threw her less than 10k yen for that and told her to go get morning after pillsWild story
>>549646383Japanese Sherlock Holmes.
>>549646347gotcha, maybe ill try swapping pwr rice in then unless im still having issues hitting the stam line
Oguri Cap... as in peak...
>>549640136it's a very good parent card (especially after 11/11 early buffs) and far from the worst free2poor card especially for longs
>>549645037Old man was fucking give other women and also had a girlfriendI kneel
>>549646313they released only a month apart, so the comparisons are given
Why do people like her? Her story isn't even realistic and is full of plot devices
>>549646203there's no situation where you1) take three recoveries because you're already SP-starved taking two2) assign a team name because No Stopping Me is your win condition
>>549646520Genuinely what the FUCK did Kitahara mean by this
I'm ready for january.
>>549646383all ages sherlock show that released before One Piece, has a more consistent schedule, and has spread into all of asia and even other parts of the world
>>549646520
>>549644439>gay quotaof what like 80%?
>>549646650>assign a team name because No Stopping Me is your win conditionMayano End because she already gets NSM
>pace>lose>late>loseWhat kind of running is special fatty even suppose to be?
>>549646693is this a new league character?
>>549646649Oguri brap
>get amazing sparks>fuckall for trainings>went entire senior summer with only a single unity trainingI'm really starting to fucking hate this mode
>>549645037https://youtu.be/e9mVfv3b-4E>>549646119Sex with sexy american
>>549646383The real question is how is that series still continuing? That shit was going on when I was a toddler and it still going on
>>549646820No, it's the upcomig Bleach:RoS season pass character.
>>549646649It really tickles my funny bone whenever I see people talk about CinGray and complain the story isn't realistic
>>549646774but she doesn't need cooldown. indomitable+bofa? that'd be fun.
CONNECTING
Can I afford to get a normal skill or is another stamina recovery necessary?
>>54964669340 more days
are there TT recommended stats and decks?the reference document has best distances and styles for each uma, even the most common distances, but there's nothing about minimum or recommended stats
>>549646383>Why is fun stuff so popular?>>549646913>when I was a toddlerzOOM ZOOM!
>gluttony event on empty energy barI love you special fatty
>>549645037smart falcon does this btw
>>549646693starting a family with Tama
>>549647068God I wish I'm considered a zoomer at my age
>>549647036i'm pretty sure this oguri is doa but check the umalator to make sure. also, be sure that you know how umalator works. just because you're above 0 HP at race end doesn't mean you have optimal stamina.
>>549646751Uh no! They didn't kiss or scissor on screen so it is completely platonic.
they made the trainer in star blossom female because they were explicitly trying to aim at a female audienceit didn't really work, and she's basically pointless
>>549647036you need another yeahpacers is 1100+1 for survival, +2 for consistencyyou're about 150 sort so you do in fact need the 3rd recovery
>>549647068Anon....the show has been airing for almost 30 years...
>>549646649>Cute>entertaining>awesome>sometimes helpless in a way that makes you want to support her>Dumbass (which makes her cuter)>nice underdog story (country hick that comes to the big league, struggles a lot but ultimately manages to end her career on top)
>>549645037>>549645838So... did they just retire the character? That's something that would stain even 2D
>>549647068anon I...
>>549647302Anon... 28 year olds are gen Z (zoomers)...
Is Riko flat?
>>549647068Gramps please you need to turn off your device
>>549647348ye
>>549646913it's crazy how the last boss was revealed in 2002 and there's been basically no progress sinceI've stopped watching 4 years ago, but I'm sure there's still been no actual onscreen interaction with him
>>549646751>tama turns and looks at camera>laugh track plays
>>549647170breeding tama’s micromanko every night…
>>549646625>abused by mentally ill sex>cheated on by another streamer>now NTRd to death by some hyper whorelmwo dude can catch a break, much less break the cycleHE LOVES TRASH>got pay $85 and told to take birth control after getting cummed in like the slut she is>only ever used condoms with her ""bf"" but loves ojisan dicklmao
>>549647264everything outside of the game is just a bridge cygames built so other audiences start playing the game and spending money
>>549647394No...no...! Zoomers are not supposed to get old too!
>>549636105>>549634617>>549634601>>549634563>>549634547>oinkI don't know what that means. I've been barely playing the game, just mostly logging in and the goal was to save a spark and roll for her because I don't care about anyone else, so that's what I did.Anyways, I just completed her story and won everything. Then decided to spend the rest of my stash of 9k and got her on the last 10! She is 5 star now.
>>549647406no
>>549647064>tumblrYeah I can fucking tell
>>549647068maruzensky-san...
>>549645457She was already in Eishin Flash's career.
>>549639085>600kI will be moving back up to Class 6 while you will be dropping down to Class 5.
>>549647264GEE almost like yuritards are a bunch of mentally ill freaks that shouldnt be pandered to as they do nothing but ruin shitit's the "mystical modern audience" of the west essentially
regarding pace chasers, some say they have the highest stamina stat requirement so how does that work for long races? they're required to have 1200 and 2 gold recoveries?I have no idea how to build one
>>549647592enjoy playing with 0 fucking support cards. lmao
>>549647517she finally will have something inside her tummy...
>>549647592anon I...how much did you spend
SEX!WITH!...
>>549647406Make your own conclusions
>>549646245Scarlet, big thighs are good thing!
>>549647264No they didn't. There is specific way to write female leads for female audiences and they didn't do that. The cute girl failure appeals to men. Just accept the fact that it has a target audience and (You) are not it.
>>549647201>>549647291Damn, I underestimated stamina. Umalator shows hp in whole double digits at the end, depending on the seed. She is perfectly on the edge, and horse racing is all about gambling, so she is perfect
>>549647737Starting a new line with Tama.
Riko looks like the kind of girl that pads her chest.
>>549646682When you hit the cap, its known as the peakThe mountain peak is at the top of the world where only a select few may stand but many may die.Cap is the peak
>>549647812i mean yours live if she procs BOTH recoveries, so it's not a washit's just really unlikely
do you also feel like 2 power cards (rice and hishi) constantly outperform your 3 speed cards?
>>549643495I shouldn't have even bothered trying to stick with it.>>549644412>That can still happen?Yes, both infirmary and shrine can fail to heal you.
Don't worry, danchou, I'll get those fans!
>>549647902She ain't called Peak for nothing, I believe in her.
>>549647812>spot fights onceheh.
>>549647718I play casually and will never roll for support cards. Cafe is all I need.>>54964773934k carrots. So everything I had.
>>549647063For decks run any card that gives an easy to proc gold skill. The anniversary Suzuka stamina is a must since it gives free concentration. Apart from that just do normal careers. Maybe try and get wit higher so skills proc more frequently.
>>549647949Stupid bitchFUCK YOU
:>
>>549648053spot struggle is exclusive to fronts
>>549647926The single Fine mo that I bring attracts EVERYONE into wit training
I will be running stamina siphon cafe + debuffer
>>549647264I read around 15 episodes and can't even tell you what Laurel's personality is like, she's such a bland protagonist
>>549648086based
>>549648156stamina siphon drains as much as a basic white tho
>>549648178>she's such a bland protagonistBut enough about Special Week
>>549647798no, they LITERALLY announced that they were trying to aim at a female audienceI was there, I remember
>>549648286She's the face of the franchise after all
>>549648178she's nothing like how she is in the game, it's a very far cry from cingray oguri being similar to game oguri
>Finally update my TT teams>I no longer need to have perfect runs and get lucky with scores to stay in the retention rangeFeels good
>>549648286No, Special Week is>A country bumpkin>Likes eating ... uh
>>549647749Danchou!
>>549648178>genki girl that wants to rival the strongest racer in Japan and got to France and win the race no Japanese uma has wonShe is literally a shounen protagonist but a girl
>>549647696well yeah, most nips (especially otaku) HATE himejos/dans
>>549648086>I play casually and will never roll for support cards.Absolutely based.>>549648156Her actual debuff is her ult that slows down umas delaying spurt procs. If you also give her a white debuff like hesitant ends, she kills them.
>>549648446>Likes Silence Suzuka
>>549647696I wouldn't mind them if they wouldn't act like a bunch of chimpanzees the moment a male appears lol
>>549647348>>549647476no, they replaced her va and lots of people defended the character
Hopeless...
>>549648286at least spe has the "living other people's dreams" angle, Laurel just wants to beat up Brian and that's it
>>549648308You are describing what they said. I am describing what they actually did. Now join the rest of us in reality.
>a potential 1200/800+/1200/600/600 spechud>didn't roll aptitudethis game really is a fucking waste of time
Cafe's story was a lot more romantic than I expected.
damnunity isn't fun at all
>>549648638Take it easy
ouhhhh sweet dancho.... please let me in... it's just some botting dancho... our rank is freezing cold...just a little bit won't hurt... ohh... dancho... sweet dancho......
>>549647348It was the VA who just straight up retired from the industry ('health issues'). The character just got a voice replacement
>>549648109
FUCKING DELETE HIM ALREADYDELETE DELETE DELETE
This broke fuck made millions in 3 years
>>549648810Thanks for the carats and club points suckers
surely I can stop now, please, this shit is impossible to beat without MLB Kitasan
>>549648397I wonder why they do this? like if I read or watch a character in some media and I want to play the game where she's from then I would like her to have the same personality
>>549648810heh. His line looks like boobies
>>549647949
>>549648952where's professor?
>>549648685her valentine event was really cute
>>549648810I won't delete my boyfriend.
>2 rainbows>5% failure rate>failsI fucking hate this game
>>549649010I don't have infinite points bwo, I had better shit to buy for cheaper
>>549648834And yet was not able to be the first billion yen uma
I am hereby declaring my cm6 team "whatever" and giving up on this dogshit long rat raceInstead I'm going to spend the next week updating my TT teamI don't think i've run a single sprint career since like august when people would run all-bakushin meme rooms here.Anybody have any guidelines for what to even aim for in sprints other than the obvious speed + wit maxxing?
>>549649087pump iron is retarded
I'm convinced this game has a novelty bonus. You get better runs if you play career with umas that you haven't recently.
>>549648719
>>549647498A lot of these event interactions are setup more like theater or a sitcom than anything for the fan service
>>549648810nonnies don't grow on trees
>>549645037This is why I hate real womenWhy can't they just stop fucking cheatingI'm forever gonna prefer to stay single because of this until I can finally just upload my brain to the hivemind and live in a virtual world forever with my ideal wife
>>549649138I WANNA TOUCH MCQUEEN'S SILKY HAIR
>>549649161>skill that everyone takes>"its retarded"4chan will be contrarian about literally anything huh
>>549649339you wouldn't be able to resist the ugly bastard allure
Remember you can also vote for best movie character.
>>549649161How is it retarded, it's not like this is Gold Ship and I have Anchors Aweigh, I either get all the acceleration or I die, not like I'm winning the mid-race battle with the Gold Ship horde
>>549649087Nta but I think since you already have encroaching shadow and NSM I would not gamble on pump and take a velocity skill.
>>549649339>Why can't they just stop fucking cheatingKEK
>>549648810I've only memorized club lines in the cumulative fan count shape so I don't know what club this is
>>549648965different writers with no tardwranglers
>>549649339why cant you stop being a sexist bigoted chud?
>>549645037Funny story aside I really feel sad there's so much cheating going on around this worldI feel so bad for the guy, you only get one life after all
im training fantasy grass and she had 500 speed and 300 stamina and power at the satsuki sho and came in 8thwhy? why does this uma hate winning?
Uma&Co are looking for two (2) players to trade dirt shoes and hold A+ with. We unfortunately had two players burnout recently and honorably seppuku themselves. They will be missed but the race goes on.Requirements?>1m/day average to pull your weight>send a "MORNING!" during the daily shoe donation rush>mid-month penis inspectionthat's it.
>>549649339it's easier to become the ugly bastard that fucks other people's gfs
>>549643432>Jungle Pocket was the one that ended Opera's careerImagine believing this. Arima Kinen war a retirement race for Opera. This pokke nigger is delusional.TM Opera was too dominant, being the ultimate Chad of horseracing, other jap jockeys were envious niggers so they marked this horse every race, blocking, bumping, trying to startle it. In the end, owners wanted to send Opera into retirement before one of such incidents end with serious injury.
Do you train Umas you don't like?
>>549648952(me)time to go back to the Gold Ship mines
So if I run 2x debuffers I can get:>1x all seeing eyes (-0.03)>5x white stam debuff (-0.05)for a total of -0.08 stam, which is equal to negating like 1 and a half gold recoveriesWould this just like, completely rape everyone who didn't go overboard on stam?
>>549649375Calm down Golshi. I am sure if you asked nicely in private she would let you.>>549649339Have you ever looked into what women actually read? 75+% involves cheating.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kQZHYbZkLs
>>549649387>>549649387you're never going to win because of pump iron, run some CM runs and tell me how many times you win because of it
>>549649509I'll continue being sexist fuck real women a bunch of fucking WHORES>>549649608i hate to be the homewrecker too
>>549649589>Daily quota>Have to be awake and active at a particular time every 24 hours28/30 today, 27/30 tomorrow, and by the 14th? Who knows.
>>549645037>>549645175>>549646625>old """FUB""">normal ass thin Japanese man in his 30sYou gotta love when the story gets so outrageous people start exaggerating the details beyond what actually happened, lol.>>549647348>>549647476No they didn't, they just retired the previous VA and hired a new one. The character is still in. Wild, honestly, they should have graduated the character or whatever.
>>549649567ya well now you know how the avrg woman feels like
>>549649610Opera got destroyed by THE STRONGEST. Fact.
slop consumers, how do you acquire your slop? i want to consume slop but i fear my wit isn't high enough
>>549649613I train everyone I have but I always prioritize the ones who I didn't get the hot springs trip yet
>>549649732yeah he has other skills too. nobody takes pump iron by itself retardbro.
>>549649587Surely your grass has medium A
>>549649387Again nta but if you already have 2 .4 acceleration skills that are consistent it is better to take a velocity skill over a .2 accel that is rng.
You like Air Groove?
You guys thought that shit was bad?Lovelive Honoka's VA was exposed for having done AV in the past
>>549649792>daily quotait's an end-of-month average.>Have to be awake and active at a particular time every 24 hoursthis is non-negotiable.
>>549649610Opera was a meme, he didn't have any strong competition, by the time he did with the likes of Digitan he was already old and busted
>>549649740>i hate to be the homewrecker toobut it feels good, I only feel bad when they have kids
The sooner you guys realize that real women are more like women in NTR manga than they are to women in Shoujo manga, the sooner you'll be at peace.
>THE STRONGESTTHE STRONGEST>THE STRONGESTTHE STRONGEST>THE STRONGESTTHE STRONGEST>THE STRONGESTTHE STRONGEST
>>549649387>x is good because everyone does it
>from "what are we drinking bros?">to "whats your job, everyone?">a lot of "I WANNA FUCK THIS MARE PUSSY">to bot shilling, idol NTR stories and "how do I slop guys :3?">>549650027At least AV work is honest work,cheating about letting randos cum raw in your rotten pussy is something else
>>549649613My Tachyon is the only uma in her stinky default 2* outfit, I just don't see anything interesting about her. I will eventually have to train her and read her story though but it'll take a lot of strength out of me to care
>>549650103>its bad because everyone does it
>>549650094cursed post, please delete
>>549650102Based.
>>549650027Link?
>>549650056luck is also a skill
How stupid is it for me to think I could just replace swinging maestro with Cooldown and Gourmand when using SpeFat and McFat?Because it really feels like the Creek card is ass to use in unity compared to ura
>>549649826Apparently the guy she cucked had a history of shitty experiences with women before, I hope he's doing better.I wonder if the girl is now doing VA work since she turned her career into nothing over sex (from some lame entrepreneur dude)
Jagdplaute... my sworn enemy...
>>549650094If she breathes she's a THOT, simple as
>>549650094Delete this image.
>>549650281>Apparently the guy she cucked had a history of shitty experiences with women before, I hope he's doing better.Man, I feel even more bad about him
>>549650217my third girlfriend had an insane libido like that of a dude just hitting puberty so I told her she could sleep with anyone so long as the guy was tested first
>>549649339Because in their mind they always think that men are cheating and that they should do the same, and they actually consider it an achievement if they can leech off multiple men WITHOUT being caught. It's only over for them if they caught but even then they can and will find an excuse on why they did it and guilt trip the men why they should forgive them.t. have to constantly listen to my sister bitch about it
>>549649589I need to leave my club first, so even I wanted to, there will be a lag.>he didn't have any strong competitionThat's what being too strong means.
>>549649996Yes
>born too late to get traditional loyal women>born too early to get loyal AI GF
>>549650094there is a reason why all stories written by females have at least one cheating scene on it
>>549650418I don't believe you
>>549650094As a serial non-virgin I can say with complete confidence that almost all women are monsters. The NTR is the least of it. I wish I wasn't cursed with the urge to keep pursuing them.>t. almost unironically cried when I saw these stupid shitpost uma arts for the first time
>>549650436->>>549650056
>>549650274Pls respond
>>549650418... ok?
biwa has to be better as a second power card right? I really don't get the amazon meme unless you're desperate for spurt (not needed for maya)
Please stop talking about ningen. I wish to see no more of this matter.
>>549650654Shush we're discussing ningen women
>>549650619it worked out crazily enough. sex is exhausting and gets boring after a while or maybe I'm just naturally low T and didn't much care
>>549650281He is fine, he is still youtubing to this day.Here's him and his channel: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=K3-voNjeA9k
>>549650274Super Creek has 15 TE. She's really good in Unity for that reason alone.
>>549650425NTA but is dating really this dire these days?I just straight up stopped dating since high school when I got cucked by my buddy, never trusted women anymore
>>549649996Nope
Wait using training Kitasan means I can't use her card...I've been played!
>>549649339>>549650094i hate ningen women and mares
>>549650654Gourmand is fine. Cooldown? If only I had recorded my Raisu scrims. She procs it after going out of gate
I am gonna rub salt in the wounds. My girlfriend made me a clay miniature of my favorite pet in a mmo we played together. I keep it on my dresser.
>>549650456opera real???
When Nice Nature's VA was revealed to have a boyfriend there wasn't much any drama, the uma crowd wasn't that far gone anwyays and it wasn't really a scandal
>>549650797remember to never date ningens and date umas instead
>>549650819Are you still together?
>>549650094Part of me wants to beleeb this is not the case, but I also think its irresponsible to think you will magically become someone else's only romantic interest for years.Thankfully I'm not interested in anything related to 3D women
>>549650456Wada was a real one, a real shame what Doto did to him...
>>549651007She's just a VA for a game, who would care if she had a boyfriend?
*unsubscribes from your blog*
Cap as in peak.
>>549650735amazon is a dedicated power card and the absolute best SR for production while biwa is a roamer with passable production. biwa is also an energy blackhole because of that massive cranium.
if I see another w*manpost in /uma/ I'm gonna lose my fucking mind
https://x.com/shirai_farm/status/1998661319856369758 Horses
>>549651007most of the umamusume fans don't care about the life of the seiyuu, this is why I don't care about the anniversaries lives either
>>549651173you WILL read my blog.
Shut your bitch ass up if you have nothing useful to say or I will rape you
>>549651007Strangely enough Uma Musume has the least deranged community, except when they start cumming on real life horse pussy pics
>>549651061nah she was moving and our relationship was already more like roommates, we decided to just end it at that point
>>549651132I wish she wasn't wearing any shorts, the leotard and tights combo would be heaven
>>549651132I can't read this.
>>549648624>"They were explicitly trying to do X">"No they weren't">"Yes they were, they said so">"But that's just what they said"I think that was exactly anon's point... they said they were doing X and failed.
>>549651007Despite the grotesque horniness of the western fanbase, umamusume has a mixed audience that doesn't really care if uma VAs have significant others. The characters are about the horses, not whoever voices their umamusume.
AGI can't come soon enough I can't want for the end of real women
>>549651168>energy blackhole from EVENT CHAINSokay true
>>549651265Tazuna would say this
>>549650848Beats me. Just listening to my sister's stories and most of them being about accusing her main guy of cheating while the guy's working his ass off for her, and her two timing made me give up the thought of even dating anymore
>>549651083Doto did nothing to the Human Wada, Doto is nice to humans.but that bastard TM Opera O....
>>549651321AGI is pure fantasy
>>549651007Uma musume is uma first and foremost. Who cares about some ningen whore behind the uma
>>549651321*wait
>>549651132>guts 14%Is it good in today jp server? I remember reading what maxxing all others main stats is easy now(for whales) and main difference in pvp comes from guts.
>>549651007Seiyuu =/= Idols
>>549651321bwo?even the AI salesmen already dropped AGI as a term and now say "transformative AI"
>>549651321Homo faggot lol
>>549651007Sir we jerk off to horses here.
>>549651007I don't think nips give a shit as long as there's an official announcement for that stuff, seiyuus get married all the time
>>549650735I don't know why exactly but I can say with confidence that when I run power rice and hishi they generate so much stamina that I don't need a stamina card. I had the same thought as you and tried running Biwa a few times for that enormous TE but it didn't seem to work the same way and I can't explain why, Biwa even has more priority.
>>549651308Have you considered they may have said something they didn't mean? Shocking I know, but sometimes people do that.
>>549649387Ok hot shot, why did you take it? Just because everyone else takes it? Good reason, you truly understand uma musume.
>this thread nowI didn't know I was still in /fgoalter/
>7 months old
>>549651007Okay, so the umamusume community didn't care, but what about the Love Live one? They're a pretty rowdy bunch
>>549651507main difference in PvP is whether or not you hit fast learner.
>>549651420Just end the guy's suffering my man and tell himDon't care if it's your sisterNobody deserves to get cucked especially hardworking men
>>549651614Anon said they said X.But it's possible that they didn't mean to say X.Therefore they did not say X.Is that your argument?
>>549651632Uhhhh don't remind me of that GBF collab... lmfaooooo
>>549650425To be honest there are some piece of shit guys out there too, its the prisoner's dilemma all over again
>>549651617Haven't been to /alter/ in years since dropping FGOReally miss the sexy oni
>>549651617Shhh it's okay, horse mommy is here to baby you when you don't have purple mommy with you
>>549651617Still 'ate 'omen
>>549651641I already told him and advised him decent times and he already caught her before. Sadly the guy's too balls deep and he's mainly gambling now that it'll work out in the end. Emotions and feelings do make some people like this unfortunately
what if we made an /umalter/ for torenas who don't hate women?
damn, ryan didn't get to shine much since it's all about oguriI mean fair, she was introduced last lmao
Heh, more like Stinko Windy.
zamn first time getting a list like this
who cares about real women i just jack off everyday to anime dont care if i die early that's life
>>549652267EXPLODE
>>549652267rainbows BEGONE
>>549652267Your spurt?
Funny number.
>>549652267Someone's run is about to be as shitty as possible
>>549652306why would you die early just for jacking off?
>>549652306How old are you now?
I would probably be considered a feminist but that doesn't mean I would ever want to deal with a woman
>>549651616>wow smarty I guess you just blindly trust the work other people have done huh?Yeah that's literally how human society works you stinky miscreant. You don't reinvent the wheel everytime you want to try something you haven't tried before. You think you're going to find some divine truth that 10000000 other people didn't see? Stop playing pretend, you're not the main character, get back in line and respect the work done by your betters.
>>549652424>he doesn't know
>>549652072Man, that's just so sad, really sad. A nasty woman don't deserve a guy like that. Hopefully he snaps out of it. It's really not worth burning his life like that.
>>549648719is my nigga Kita getting drained?
>>549651007>there wasn't much any drama, the uma crowd wasn't that far gone anwyays and it wasn't really a scandalhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oydEJzjVJT4meme video but it sums up the sentiment>bf's online handle is 'shirokuma'>autograph includes a drawing of a bearalso the bf posting indirectly about her pussy tightness and apparently is a freeter, etc etcLet's just enjoy Neicha as she is and not look behind the curtains too much....
>>549649868I order my own bespoke slop on demand
>>549652352Nice
>>549652438This game is so good for reaction images.
>>549652267McKillYourself
still going?
>>549652524I know people that jacks off like monkeys and they are over 60
>>549652580>also the bf posting indirectly about her pussy tightness and apparently is a freeter, etc etcNeicha...
>>549652352uhhh anon the joke is 67 not 69...
>>549652424Obviously because the core human directive is to reproduce, and then dieSo if you've constantly tricked your body into thinking it has reproduced, you're intentionally burning your lifespan for a quick shot of dopamine
>>549651007>>549652580I thought she was for me... Am I eternally bound to get keked
>>549652650why do you know geriatrics that give primates handjobs
I'd rather live lonely than get cucked honestly, it's my greatest fear
>>549651872nta what happened?
>>549652726Why would it be 67? 69 is the funny sex number...
>>549652580>there is someone out there getting oissu'd irl
Why is the NHK Mile Cup so friggin' hard now.
>>549652580Does this whore still voices Neicha even now in JP?
>>549652650why do you know this>in before another /uma/ salaryman with an accomplished career as the director of an assisted living facility
>>549652424too much masturbation will lower your risk of prostate cancer so much that it underflows and gives you ultra giga prostate cancer
>>549652854>bro doesn't know
Die, normalfags.
>>549652757>>549652928cause I sell life-insurance policies and old people likes to talk too much
>>549652734Um...It doesn't actually work like thatDoes it...?
>>549652734>it's real
>>549652965I'm confused.
>>549652534Really is. That's why to help to ease his stress a bit, I accompany him when he want to drink, go outside, play, etc
>>549652809That's why I write about characters being cute and romantic, being virgin is both the best and worst thing ever depending on how you are feeling
>>549652734We're leaving humanity behind
>>549652993what about your demeanor makes them comfortable enough to start divulging their masturbatory habits to you? that or you're a woman.
I usually jack off every day for a month and take a 50+- day break after... am i safe
>>549649339Btw the guy she cheated with was fucking 5 other women while also cheating on his own girlfriend, and he told the VA he only wanted to be FWBs even when she asked if he would be her boyfriend instead. Meanwhile, he was willingly cumming inside this other man's girl.Directing your hatred at women is a psyop for you to stay cucked while Chad keeps on winning and being a scumfuck bastard.
>>549652580MY NATIE CANT BE A WHORE LIKE THIS SHE'S SUPPOSED TO BE NICE
>>549653327are they bathing in blood?
>>549652734bros, go on without me...this move... just this time... even if shortens my lifespan... I have to...
in my advanced age i've had to reduce my jacking habits, the once a day pattern of my youth is too draining now. I need the drive granted by a week of nofap to succeed at work. That and my wife hounds me for sex constantly.
>>549650735Devil events
>>549653327>Directing your hatred at women is a psyop for you to stay cuckedI mean if I hate women I wouldn't have a girlfriend so I wouldn't be cucked
>>549652580kek that video is good
ok, no more idol talk next general ok?
>>549653250you have no idea how loneliness affects older people, they get confident pretty easily and start blabbing about things you wouldn't usually talk to a stranger. Also I have quota to fill
sex is overrated
>>549653470she hounds me too.
>>549650425I watched my college friend cheat on her boyfriend with fucking Tim Rogers of Kotaku. I knew shit was fucked when her female friend group gave a collective shrug about it
>>549653576Tell us how it feels
>>549649339I hope there isn't any uma cheating (you)
>>549653327but I don't hate women, only people with no money hate them
>>549652580HAHAHA "you can't kill Nice Nature's VA boyfriend using the Death Note because you just know his online handle"
Thank God women don't go to heaven
>>549653451Its Japan. They're clearly simmering in dashi broth
>training lobbies>my dogshit suzuka dies every race>however she has professor of curvature>notice it activates at the end frequently>rewatch>it also activates at the beginning... bros?
>>549653654just like it looks. I'd rather jack off to umas for a couple of minutes and move on with my day
please tell me Dia's VA is single
>>549653704all umas with female trainers are cheating them cause they can't stand the urge of getting nakadashi, it's in their instincts
>>549653552i work in healthcare and have worked years with long-term populations. none of my patients have ever started just casually discussing their masturbation lol.
>>549653903Assume they're all dating but haven't been "caught" yet
>>549653637>I watched my college friend cheat on her boyfriend with fucking Tim Rogers of Kotaku.why were so many kotaku guys insidious man whores? wasnt gamergate started by a kotaku cheating scandal?
>>549627509how could you..
Could be worse
>>549652580polar bear...
>>549652548pffttt yeah.
HEY YOUYES (YOU)STAY HEALTHYEXERCISEDON'T STAY SEATED FOR HOURSENJOY BEING HAPPYDo it for your uma
>>549653637>I knew shit was fucked when her female friend group gave a collective shrug about itThat's pretty normal for them and I doubt they care enough to indulge about the story further. Female groups will backstab each others minutes after hanging out
sir, they're women>it's 2Dand still connected to 3D women
>senior year early apr>only 3 spirit burstsplease kitasan negro burst on the fucking speed already
>>549654159Dont look up Kitasan stud fee. (It was increased recently)
horse women
>>549652548he breeds non-stop during mating season and he hates it
>>549650425>and they actually consider it an achievement if they can leech off multiple men WITHOUT being caughtYears ago I worked in an office of just women, and if nothing else, I know for a fact this is real
Back from my daily 3 borrow runs thrown in the trash What is going on in this thread, it's recognizable if it weren't for the uma images
>>549652734Your body just desires the climax
>>549654325sex with ines fujin
>>549654159Am I looking at this right?Kitasan fucked almost 200 mares this year with zero success?
>>549654350for me, it's horse hags
>>549654170don't worry anon, I hit 225 bench last week. It's back day today though so I'm doing supinated barbell rows and RDLs. Feels good man.>training so that daiwa scarlet has to put in a little bit of effort when she rapes me
>looking at my uma list to pick my libra aces>the best 3 in stats and Long S>they all have Lone WolfI'm such a retard
>>549654414/fit/ is leaking
>>549654440Nigga it takes like 12 months to gestate a horse
>>549654159>under 80% success rateAre those good or bad
>>549653813DO UMAMUSUME GO TO HEAVEN?? SERIOUS QUESTION
>>549653960maybe you are ugly
>>549654481TachyonGOD
Cap as in peak
>>549654414*unrecognizable>>549654506mm....
>>549654275>niggersI'm going into 4th unity race with 3 spirit bursts and I've already picked middle option once, wish me luck
>>549654583no maybe about it.
>>549654570The ones with the ear deco on the right ear only
Funny storyMy last JP umamusume club got disbanded... because my danchou cheated on his wife for a wife of another man who also play's umamusume (not the same club I'm in)There's some real nasty shit going on IRL, I'm not even making this shit up
>>549654570They reincarnate back into a horse except they're now in Winning Post 10
This thread has gone on long enoughRyanfag, make us a new one
>>549654440>tfw drained so hard you're shooting blanks but the mares keep comingmeanwhile Gold Ship has a dedicated nipponese fluffer and lives a comfortable 3 mares a week lifestyle while still in top form. Kekasan will never recover.
>>549654707How do you even know this, do they spill this all out on club chat
>>549654691Oh thank God !
>>549654570All uma go to heaven.
>>549654325remember that umas are pretty possessive
>>549654859He made a public apology
>>549654707Thank god for a moment I thought he cheated on his wife with a man
Chads are still going to keep banging women and get away with it AND find a good traditional wife in the end while you stay a bitchless loser if you keep thinking like that
>>549654414EOS soon
PLEASE BAKE A NEW ONEI WANT OUT OF THIS ONE
>>549654707I wish my danchou would call it quits It's pretty embarrassing being in umaooo
This is the funniest uma event.
>>549654919>JP clubyeah this doesn't surprise me. I bet he made a self recorded video of himself wearing a suit and narrating his apology while bowing repeatedly.
please stop talking about NTR, the only NTR i want to hear about is narita top road
>>549654325
>>549654414>everything started with a nakadashi postI blame Festafags
>come back to /uma/ after a late lunch>an entire thread about cuckoldingwhy does this happen in every /vg/ thread
>>549654528No clue. Many farms don't charge until fertilization is confirmed so not like they're getting sacmmed. I know GolShi is 90+% but his kids are all cursed. For a hit of Kitasan Black I imagine people would cum back if it didn't work the first time.
>>549654570Red Desire is a nun so uma jesus therefore uma God may exist
>>549654707What a weird excuse to stop playingHe should have stepped down normally and not leave several anons homeless
Good thing Cafe isn't a real woman she will never cuck me
UmaMusume: Pretty Derby™?
Do your fan runs.
>>549654997Wait no, this is the funniest one.
>>549655081thread usually goes to shit after reaching the post cap, this is why we need to bake early from now on
>>549655251>>549655251>>549655251
next thread will be better
>>549654935Most chads like that get burnt out and jaded, don't glorify that type of stuff bro
>>549654935I dont want to fuck blown whores and get a STD thank you very much.I will stay single and I will be happy.
>>549654414SEA sleep and NA working
