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Teio!
This thread will be better!
gentildonna if she real
post umas that would never cheat on you
8 days until I'm finally unbricked....
In body and mind OR beeline burst for scorpio brian? PLS RESPOND
Hey
>marked
>>549655432straight as an arrow
This thread is already worse than the last one.
WHICH UMA WOULD YOU CREAMPIE 4 TIMES IN ONE NIGHT????
I don't care I'll continue loving my uma wife. I'll continue giggling while hugging my body pillow imagining it's her. I'll continue reading and making up fanfics about our life.
>>549655383Hmmm nyooooo
>>549655251PRAISE BE LADY SHIRAOKI
>>549655432these two
>>549655508>I'll continue giggling while hugging my body pillow imagining it's herdamnnnnn do people really do this???????????????
Is her wit card any good?
>>549655432
>>549655524This but Natie
join Uma&Co nyow
WE'RE SINKING BACK TO B+ AAAAAAA DANCHOU DO SOMETHING AAAAA
>it's one of those runs where you're out-of-sync with the high-roll rhythm and are forced to watch all the big hits pass you bydo the cyjews just enjoy my suffering?
>>549655661hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnyo
NTR thread
Any tip to get a gf like Cafe?
stupid cow whore
>>549655730>forcedBy whom?
Born to runForced to breed.
>>549655657What else are you gonna do with a body pillow bro
>>549655803you clearly didn't nakadashi her enough
Do we care about 2.5D women?
>>549655752Even if the real life woman looks bad?
>>549655730one???? one????I've had 7 lowrolls. Absolutely unsalvageable and back to backI'm losing it out here
>>549655661pretty good for sprint, and the gold not only suck but also is an agemasen event, so you can cancel the chain and get playtime's over instead if you want
>>549655835i coin-flipped into a don't overdo it. i wasn't strong enough.
already have my aces so I'm taking a break!
>>549655842Weren't they trying to fatten him up a little to make breeding a little easier but he just kept running off the calories? The hors is runsexual they'll never architecture him.
>>549655941I hit give up on 6 runs in a row yesterday. Shitty week.
>>549655876only when I fuck them
any advice on how to get a buena gf?>>549655959insane audio quality
>>549655501Nakadashi Festa.
>gold ship meta again>taiki shuttle meta againI thought this game was supposed to be soulful? Or does everyone just happen to oshi the current meta?
>Me and my favorite Umamusume
>>549655860I could never get into body pillowsOne night during sleepover at my parent's place, we caught our cousin humping our pillowsAnd no, it wasn't a dry humpAnd they were the good long pillows, tooUma Musume: Pretty Derby
>>549655842>>549656026how much does he run that he literally forces horses to lose weight? that's crazy
>>549656009Danchou?! Do something!
>>549655719DIRT FAGS DESERVE THE ROPE
>>549656087An anon won virgo with UraraMeta is only for those without time
I think my Manhattan Cafe is just gonna be a long A horse this cm, fuck statue events. Does this ever get any easier? I guess the g1 affinity update will help a little.
>>549655835i love this stupid image>in b4 its another fuku sloppa generated to torment me
>>549656087My little retarded pink daughter oshi can only win mile races by a fluke
WTF HOW
>kita never shows up>random 3-2 loss in 4th round>lose to riko with 4 double circlesBros is this full on cope or can I actually keep her
>>549656087I picked Taiki on all my rerolled accounts though?
>>549656026They did
>>549656059get isekaid
>>549655251I think Shiraoki is cute too.
Danchou kicked the 3rd lowest earner instead of the 1st and 2nd because they're his discord bfs
All I want is my own 3* turf 3* URA with 2* in speed/power/stamina plus good whites... Please I don't think I'm being too greedy here...
>>549656059Groom a child
>>549656278THAT easy, huh? Great news!
>>549656087I'm not even training for an ace anymore. I'm just doing fan runs while waiting for my unbrick
>>549656101Is she getting a new figgie?
>>549656224>he fell for the cafe gaslight
>>549656227sorry anon....
>>549656059just start talking to your childhood friends?
>>549656224My cafe also tends to job in the legend racesI don't get this game
>>549656059You need to have a really good childhood to begin with
>>549655251Bros is this possible to remove?
>>549656227its shit
>>549656169That's why you never allow the opportunity for your cringe ass cousins to rape your wife, anon. Lesson learned.
>>549656059Unironically unalive yourself and hope your real life reroll would be a good one
>>549656207I didn't mean to traumatize you anon... Just keep alert...
>>549656416>>549656443The only ones left are dudes, and I'm not gay.>>549656531I HATE rerolling, without a bot.
>>549656482yeah you can buy it and it turns into a green hint
>>549656482No it's permanent even after your career run
>perfect run in terms of sparks and stat gains, 0 races lost, early charming>suddenly hit with multiple mood downs, night owl and migraines>the end result was sub 1k spd and stam, but long sFuck
>>549655803You didn't listen to her.You did this to her.You don't deserve her.Die
>>549656482Don't remove it, there's a secret wit increasing modifier
>>549655730yeah you keep coming back. machine cold, seed bad go agane tmrw
>>549656482I hate that brickshitter g1 debuff on parent runs
>>549656224yeah her head is 6 lenghts alright
>>549656207Let go of the sufferingAnd say what type of Fuku slop you want
>>549656718Wouldn't be able to resist making an Eva reference
is this you GOAT?
>>549656696>Lois and LoisWhich is which?
>>549656696damn thats crazythey should give oguri another alt
Heh... Better luck next time, BNW...
667 bond pts left before I get my osananajimi's casual attire...
>>549656792The one on the left is LoisThe one on the right is LoisLois and Lois
Ta-Tachyon-san...?
I can't seem to find half of the clubs listed in the Rentry, am I doing something wrong?
>>549656925BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED
>>549656941HEY LOIS
Great game
>>549656925When is this coming to global, I hate that we don't have it yet.And yes I mean both the casual outfit and the uma.
Remember to say no to human x uma relationships.
>>549652267congratulations to these anons >>549652346 >>549652350 with their predictions, still a decent run all things considered, sucks because it had the potential to be much much better
>See the first Creek chain finish>Don't get maestro at the end of the run>Realize I forgot to take Creek
How the fuck do I build a deck for this stupid fucking CM? What should I be using? Using Manhattan if that matters.
>>549656696>samsung bigI thought koreans was supposed to be small?
>>549657021I don't know why cygames is gatekeeping QoLs like that
QUICK!without thinking, how much +all stats do you (typically) get from the URA and end of career sequence?QUICK!
>>549657060Winning ticket would do this
>>549657064Do you know what "compensating" means?
>>549656986they're probably full whats your id?
>>549657051>pace chaser savvyHuh? Why
>>549657137About +60 even anon
>>549657137like 80-90
>>549657137+14 each win, then +5 from the reporter if you've befriended her, then +10 from the director, then +5 from your trainee
>>549656718
>>549656986the rentry is dead. there's an image that is maintained that someone will surely reply with.
>>549656986Uma&Co is recruiting
>>54965713759?My deck is shit so that's what I get usually if I max friendship with Otonashi and Akikawa
>>549657192585461824164
>get spooked by Opera while pulling for Cafe>try her career>completely charmed by her actually>desire to run her in CM suddenlyhelp me out bwos, how the heck do you build this girl? She's clearly specialized as a pace chaser but I've literally never run a pacer before. I know they need the most stamina, but what inherits do they like? Generic stuff like triumphant pulse and shooting star?
>>549656696When are we gonna get another Kentucky horse?
>>54965713754 in Aoharu
>>549656696hehe lois
>>549655480Hey>>549655495Sex with Dober.
>finally mediums S activates>the literal worst stat training and race results I've seen in weeksAIIIIIEEEEE
>>549657249
>>549657349now get Doto for more Opera content
>>549656954It's hopeless....
>>549657208desperate attempt to make hishi amazon give me a spurt hint
>>549656296My danchou trains his horses and then trains me in his discord dms
>>549657137I assume the low roll so>+13 per race (39)>+10 SP from Utsuko Omorashi>+10 from Akikawa>+5 from your trainee's congratulatory footjob
>>549657619didnt ask
>>549657631>maxing out etsuko
Remember to breed your uma
Is it true that Doto craves for sex
>>549657619embarrassing post
>>549657594You realize there's a way to guarantee a spurt hint, right?
>>549657507Vile creature.
>decide to do a couple of 10 pulls on Manhattan because she's cute>is she any good...? 20% guts seems rough
>best run I've ever had in weeks>come Senior year:>slow metabolism, failed Infirmary THREE TIMES>failed <10% trainings FOUR TIMES>4x double circles Apex, total lossThank you, Cygames...
>>549657753>Doto is a dirty old bastardBASED
>>549657619Who told you to post this with a Dia image, please apologize
>>549656696I need Bouquet so bad…
cm6 status and league chosen?
>>549657349generic unique accel inheritsgeneric unique speed inheritssecret head-on event if they have oneskills that require 1st half of the pack
>>549657821how
>>549657753Based horseNo wonder the uma has such awesome rocking tits
>>549657981my daughter would not take such a photo
>>549657992
>>549657821I'm lucky enough to get it most of the time from parents/spirit bursts/hints, I'm not using shitty Air Shakur card to guarantee it
Sex with Verxina
>>549657981my wife would not take such a photo
>>549658042your daughter is not a kid anymore
How is Kitasan Black so teh sex
Danchou, I know you recognize this graphKick him already kick kick kick!!!!
>>549657968bricked graded
>>549658042>>549658141My girlfriend would
>>549657981Would Taishin actually do this?
I bet Taishin ovulates way harder than any other uma
>>549657954Dia owes me sex.
>>549657968Unprepped. Ungrinded. Unread. Open league. Life is good.
>>549657968900 speed and 900 stamina is my bestyou tell me
>>549656998Really just fantastic, I'm having a blast
>>549658213after marriage
>>549658213>>549658219Yes, for me
do you think he asks her to do her neicha voice during sex as well as cosplay neicha
would curren do this?
>>549658213She would do that impulsively then get super flustered and why she did it
>check the skills of the new Oguri Cap>if you are racing in the Arima Kinen, winwtf how are other umas even supposed to compete
Thanks for the yeezys Aneki
>>549658405Hmm? Why are you posting Curren-chan's private pictures, Trainer?
>>549658405She sends you pics with clothes on?She must hate you bro
>>549657619Dia doesn't act like this
>>549658405That's just a flat yes
I've been happy everyday ever since I reunited with my osananajimi
>>549658262I made this post
>>549658262
>>549655405no, it's pic related
>>549658601whys ur game look funny
>>549658601>anon hasn't cleared all of his speech bubblesgrim.
>>549658601hey buddy I think you got the wrong thread
Anyone have that Daiwa Scarlet webm? You know the one.
Buena is nothing but 2nd grade copycat if a whore
Considering I need a lot of skill points to buy all the skills needed for Libra, and Teio gets a good chunk of stats with 2 extra races, how many more should I try to win without it being a net loss of stats for a skill?
>>549658601>He doesnt read the main hall conversations
>>549658140cheva is cuter
>>549658601do they ever change the daily races or are niggas still running the Moonlight Sho 3 times a day?
>>549658601what vpn do you use for umajp....im on the fence for proton
>>549658393ofc, who wouldn't
>>549658776
>>549658764Hey indo browntard I think you got the wrong thread, yours (without divegrass team) is next door. Stay there, die there.
>>549658601Ok but why do you keep spamming her here
I hate Manhattan Cafe.I seriously fucking hate her.
>>549658856you will ムーンライト賞では and be happy
laisu is sleepy
>>549657968open leagueim not worried
Satono Diamond my beloved....
>>549658856they add a harder difficulty later for better rewards but it's still the same skip
Can anyone post the cheerleader neicha webm pretty please?
>>549659101>[molest her]>eureka! your trainee...
>>549658601Personally, I like every single JP chad in here. Not /umaJP/ homos, just the people playing JP that also sit in the global thread.>>549659008Cuz it makes you seethe and range like a little child lmao.
>>549659016This was funny, Opera was absolutely seething at Cafe there.
>>549659016what is this orange fag's problem?
what was the purpose of this scene
>>549658740>>549658823Yes, don't ever slack on those, don't be like me, because they'd pile up like your game/anime backlog fast>>549658856They update jupiter cup to give out books and other shit instead. Also there's EXTREME difficulty now>>549658891My IP is not banned thankfully but if you're planning on proton, I think it works on some japanese servers above #400 but you never know when cygames will block it.
>>549659071I am gonna straightaway spurt in Tazuna at the Moonlight Sho
>>549658262You too
>>549659224im calling tazuna right now
>>549659016That's it. Friendship with Opera O broken
don't be a cheater
>>549659273To be fair, it is because Cafe is haunted. Opera is not entirely unjustified in her aversion.
>>549659016OPERA O HATE
>>549659347Sure, I can molest her too
>>549656224Lore accurate.
I want to have sex with TopRo chan
She's always trying to make me talk to her hand,Why is she so rude?
Why does Rickey look kinda huge compared to the others
>>549659567faster
Tachyon hate
Legend Races are legitimately always such a nice ego boost, I used to barely make it through these
>>549659790the other two are really small
>>549659790he's like Kita IRL, really huge and heavy yet fit
>>549659790these umas look uncanny
>>549659790The real horse was pretty big too iirc
does anyone know why this happens?is it a glitch, or do uma's just not run sometimes? looks like she was in pace down mode the whole race, she was great mood and has S dist
>>549657294>rentry is deadHave you been living under a rock anon? The guy that makes the club list with banners made a new rentry that is actually alive and maintained. Looks a lot nicer and you can even find the latest image version linked inside. It’s been in the OP for ages now
Career count?
>>549659790
Who won Kikuka Sho? It was me, Narita Taishin.
>>549659342>I owe Dia sexM-my hips..
>>549659790the real hors was/is an absolute unit, at his prime he was bigger than kita
>>549658764
>>549660006Why did I get hard
>>549660018Almost there. Playing every day since release btw.
>>549659016wtf opera being based?
>>549660164
>>549659790Cute grandma spotted
>>549660018Just a few
>>549658891not him but I use nordvpn for general region shenanigans and it works fine on phone and on the steam version
>>549660165That means your taste is good
>>549659016Poor Doto...
>>549659273Cafe is a schizo, who is talking with voices in her head. Opera is 100% right, sheltering Doto from this mentally ill creature.
>>549660413I read this in the voice of a youtuber.
>>549660346thats a stallion
>>549660326
I'll ask again: any clubs open? Also how do I search by ID?
>>549660018I hit 600 today
embrace cute old ladies
thank you NordVPN for sponsoring this thread
>look for a club>22d ago>54d ago>16d ago>46d agoCool.
>>549660547ウマオオオオ, uma&co, and cloverclub have one free spot!pls join!!
>>549660480Fuck I came sauce where
>>549656531>Unironically unalive yourself and hope your real life reroll would be a good oneindian strat>>549656059Have male offspring (will be essentially 50% you) and then get him a childhood friend.If you're the father to a girl then I'm terribly sorry for her but also she will be the childhood friend for someone else's son.umamusume
>>549660491Hide your browsing information from pesky ISPs and Tracen Umas by using Nord VPN (tm)
>>549659320>>549660413dang gotcha, i've been using mudfish since it just werks but all these updates recently kinda makes me nervous id run out of data
She's too fucking cute
>>549660496And my grandmother!
>>549660547uma&co has 2 slots open 676905788idk, just copy paste it into the search bar?
Is this guy in the wrong thread on purpose or what? It it an attention thing?
>>549660509paizuri
>>549659864is there a mechanic reason why they tend to spread out at this point on kyoto 3000m? i see this in test rooms and previous long CM as well. the winner is usually decided by this point because the first place tend to zoom so far ahead.
can we get a jiggie going, please
>>549660693Nice Nature but shit colors
>>549660693can't believe she has spe genes
>>549660604join umaoooo
When I am on the go I used NordVPN. You never know who is around the corner trying to peek onto your data and you have access to unlimited content exclusive to regions and countries. NordVPN values your privacy and we sell the quality curtains for your everyday home.
>>549660631>she will be the childhood friend for someone else's son.NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>549660627on her face
>>549660754Yes, he's attentionwhoring because posting JP umas give free (You)s.He probably rolled his oshi the yandere uma some months ago and now jumped to the new hotness.Not reading the background umas interaction is a telltale sign of an EOP too.
>clean cleats team>read it as clean clits>now i can't stop thinking about mejiro genitaliaToo much internet for today
For me it's SEX Flame
>>549660754give him a break, /umajp/ is fucking dead
>>549660940EOP?
>>549660608Those first two don't show up when I search for them and all I could find for cloverclub was a dead D-rank club
>>549660547the clubs have quotas, like 50million fans a month if you can get there
>>549661025EOP.
>>549660848I'm guessing it's full.
>>549660998Yeah, because he's posting here instead of there.
>>549661025English only person
oh yeah that's the stuff
>>549660940>yanderekek
>>549661025Extremely ordinary pubes
>>549661112it's supposed to be peasant
>>549660754>>549660940how come you brown indo tranny get so upset whenever someone posts jp screenshots but NEVER when people spam uma that aren't release on global? could it be that you're from indonesia, brown as fuck, poor beyond believe and angry over divegrass? LOL
>>549660826Jiggie timehttps://jiggie.fun/umaJiggers
>>549661160I thought it was plebeian.
>new uma (like totally new) released>zero pre-emptive knowledge of her design and personality>0.000000000001s after release>"omg she is my oshi"do you not have shame or dignity
>>549660726I think the game is hiding the /uma/ clubs. Ah well, I'll look elsewhere then
>>549657928Her unique is almost always live and she gets NSM natively at potential 3. Her growths aren't great though as you've mentioned, at least until Umamusume becomes a guts game.
>>549661160Peasants are people too anon
>>549649868I right click save it off 4chan and pixiv.
>>549660940The only EOP here is you who still thinks SiL is Yandere
>>549661168Meds, now.
Uh oh, the jp attention whore is having a meltie because he got called out for being a peasant that doesn't even read
Anyone else omega bricked like my account?
Let's eat at full power until we feel full!
>>549661202Mommy..
>>549661168Every time I read stuff like this, all I imagine is picrel
>>549661440are these the archons of uma musume
>>549661168>calling other people brown while also being horrendously ESL
dancho.... if you don't clear invites the club doesn't show up when you search for it....
uh oh the attention seeking dive cuck is having a meltdown loooool
>>549661080its still 29/30
>>549661295Each Uma is refined to pick at gacha monkey game
>>549661373>>549661373>>549661373>>549661373>>549661373NEW RABI ALERT?!
>maybe I'll try borrowing Riko>Better make sure to raise her to green ASAP>Great game
>>549661775Have you tried deodorant? That may be why she doesn't want you near her
It is fucking impossible to max speed without Kitasan. There's no point in playing the game until the Kita rerun.
>years away from Ogurin (forma de cingray)
>>549661295In some alternate universe the umas are showing off their SSR fat ojisan torena (festive alt) she pulled to other umas on umachan
>>549661624Sorry, still nothing.
>keeps moving from side to side to pass but Golshi's ass is just too fatCafe...
>>549661865I have never used deodorant even once in my life.
OHHHHHHH IM POSTING JP UMAS OHHHHHHHH
>>549661986Daniel Cho sleepingMaybe one of his orbiters can ping in him chat
>>549662035She likes the smellI'm so jealous
>>549659194
>>549662086Is that REALLY TRUE, BAKUSHIN?
>>549662086Manly and masculinepilled.
who's next after cingray ends?
Honestly I'm surprised there's been so few variants of Fat with how popular she is
Do people actually find Bakushin attractive?
why is this so sexy?
>>549661168>get so upset whenever someone posts jp screenshots but NEVER when people spam uma that aren't release on globalumas not in global are jp you fucking retard
JP umas?
WERE SO FUCKING BACK!
>>549662105I'll try later then.
>>549662249Scarlet vs Vodka arc with Kitahara as Scarlet's trainer
I can't type "dancho clear invites" in the club chat because it contains invalid charactersI'm guessing its the "lea" in clear which is 3/4 for "lean" or "in" in "invite" becaue its the last 2 letters of "nigger" spelled backwards
>>549655501Wouldn't they get bored of that after a while?
>>549662342Shes coming home ;_;
I feel sorry for Opera O. Even though she's incredibly talented and hardworking, no one likes her and no one wants to see her win, even worse people actively act to hurt her emotionally and even physically. She deserves better.
I'm posting a JP uma no bully please or you'll make her sad
>>549660006me and my trainees
>>549662340I want to lick her belly so much
>PLEASE NO LONG S NO LONG S NO LONG S NO LONG S NO LONG S>long sliterally why fuck you I had 2 trainings at 5% and less which exploded me could have capped speed if not for that but now it's glue automatically sub 1100 is not good enough fuckdidn't get maestro from rice so guess I can cope that way even though I had 4 other whites hahahahanigger.niggerdolph.
>>549662249the bratty adventures of sweepy
>DAHBY is now being helpfulWtf. When did the gremlin become a force for good?
>>549661476it's normal for sandniggers to hate other sandniggers
Just post your id if you looking for a club. It is probably easier than searching for it
>>549662307
Alright umadacchis, Mambodanchou here.In honor of the Training the Trainer events, I have spent months training up Mambo's Four Kings to be unassailable champions. Their styles are impetuous. Their defenses are impregnable. They're each Umaxander the Great. I hereby issue a challenge to any other clubs to defeat us (by which I mean them) in a room match. Of course I will not participate because it would be unfair; everyone knows the boss of the organization is even stronger than his subordinates.Challenge us if you dare. Can you defeat a comfy B+ club? Perhaps we should call this event... 4chanmi.
>>549660809do you see the second line in the race bar?that is where late race starts aka spurtso the best uma with best stamina just spurts from there and leaves everyone behind
I never get tired of menishuki
>>549662340>>549662458aaaaaaaaa you cant post JP content go back aaaaa reeeeeeee
>>549662409Maybe it wouldn't be like that if she weren't an annoying attention whore bitch
>>549662538>Mambo's Four KingsSorry but I don't have the dog ring
>>549662507>DAHBYmutated into>DANCHO
>>549662538>Mambodanchou>B+ club#NotMyMambo
>tama doesnt get a cingrey variant
>>549662307the full body suit collects all the juices inside
>>549662035"if you're brocked you're brocked" was perhaps the truest statement ever made about this game
>>549662487>I know this AI style
>>549662507he was always helpfulwhipping the danchuds made our clubs thrive
>>549662643>an annoying attention whore bitchactually it's the other way around, she acts like this to cope with this horrible treatment
>>549662282Why wouldn't she be attractive?
>>549662086Anon, people can tell.
>>549662487>condomsShe uses those with you? Lmao
Stinky horses
My osananajimi sure has grown into a fine woman...
>>549662737AI has no style you freak
>>549662538You're not Umaxander!
>>549662737who
I love Tickezo I seriously just love her
>>549662850The raped artist is here Quick post some AI slop to scare him away
>>549662664Does she even get a new outfit in cringe gay? I thought Oguri got one because it happens in the manga or something.
>>549662556but how come it doesn't happen in mile or sometimes even mediums?they are always fighting up to the finish line so nose/head kinos were not uncommonbut long is always a landslide victory for the first most of the time
>>549662843>>549662576https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgXrvrCCcKghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WGzPDsJGkc
>>549663002
>four threads straight dedicated to discussing botting>a day later, absolutely zero mention of it whatsoeverdid sweep cast an amnesia spell?
Is it true that Marvelous is a exorcist with Domain Expansion ?
>>549659818Tachyon was busy banging her trainer
>>549662398Pasa's squishy thighs...
Why do losers have very emoi character songsLike in Shion's an angry apple in hers
Daiwa Scarlet RAPE. >Daiwa Scarlet RAPE. Daiwa Scarlet RAPE. >Daiwa Scarlet RAPE.
>>549663121we're all botting now
>>549663140NoNow kill yourself shonentard
>>549663121Everyone got banned on yesterday's update.
Chowayo
>>549662282yeah? you gay or blind?
>>549663214is that why my club lost 2 members?
>JP players saying that the new Fat is just Christmas Fat but betterFatchads stat winning
Should I quit playing Uma if all it does is make me feel rage and unhappiness daily?
>>549663121only on youit still comes up for at least 50 posts every single thread
>next cm>Tokyo Racecourse>Left-Handed>Fall Runner>Standard Distance>Wet Conditions>Rainy Days>Medium Skillswhich supports are best for farming these skills?
>>549663179
If you had the power to swap out Special Week as the face of the franchise, which uma would you pick?
>Having an amazing run>by the final unity cup race I have 1100 speed, 950 stam and 1000 power>S rank>Do the final unity race>loseah....
>>549662282She's hot but annoying and dumb, just fap on her while thinking the sound is muted
>>549663174https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoH3u-s-Kgkvery angsty apple
There is something about Pasa, I don't know what, that makes me think of a donkey even though her ears are small. But only for regular variant, not Fantasy
>>549663364You have to embrace the trainer mindset. Each career is just one lap. Keep running her, keep modifying your technique. It takes persistence.Or take a break and relax.
I LITERALLY can't get 1000/1000/1000not even closelike 800/1000/800 is the best I can dohow the FUCK do people do itit's impossiblefucking impossible I sayIMPOSSIBLE
>>549662249Makween!!!She is the next grey.
>>549663364is this your first gacha? the moment you decide to stop playing a gacha and uninstall it, there is a palpable sense of relief that washes over you. it doesn't matter how long you've played the gacha, how much you've spent, how much you liked or disliked it; you WILL appreciate the fact that you no longer have to spend time playing it and will even wonder why you stuck around for so long to begin with.
Any glove fetishists here? I really love how a lot of umas wear gloves on their racing outfits
>>549663589Grey?She'll be Cinderella WhiteIt's a reference to how her womb is painted after a few nights with me
>>549663086because building stamina and recovery is hardeveryone has max hp for the best spurts for milesnobody has best possible hp for longs except the biggest pigs
>>549663519>I don't know what,The hispanic larp she does
>>549662282I think that she's very pretty and I like listening to her speak
>>549663364stop farming aces for fagmeeting
>>549662409This must some imaginary Opera you are talking about. Real Opera had so much acclaim from everyone, it's unbelievable. Arima Kinen 2000 is still legendary.
>>549663407
>>549663589>Uma Musume: Humpty Dumpy Gray
>>549663670only if they're sexy lace gloves
>>549663665NTA but it's my first gacha. I've already spent more than I've spent on videogames in the last 15 years of my life. I can't quit now.
>>549663435Silence Suzuka
>>549663724Sure but why do I associate that with a donkey? The Spanish are the reason this continent even has horses.
>>549663163>saying this when she's alone with her trainer
>>549663670Me
>>549662282https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0ECObyIaX8I am sorry anon, you have been diagnosed with the big gay. Prognosis is terminal.
>>549663670I only like elbow-length gloves, to be honestShort gloves like that are too surgical for me to enjoyThough I guess elbow-length gloves might be considered by uma to be surgical, so oh well
>>549663857el burro
>>549662282
>>549661986should be ウマオオオオ, i binged him on line
>need to borrow Sweep for Spurt or need to waste a support card on Amazon>need 2 gold recoveries so you also need to borrow Rice>if you have Creek and don't have her whaled to 3lb you need to deal with shitty bond gauge and still use shittier mcqueen welfare for 2nd gold recovery>you need 3-4 speed cards aswell just to hit 1200 speed>don't forget that long S!Long CMs are just such agony if you are missing key cards that aren't worth to roll for unless you wanna just compete in long
>>549663665Nigga I'm a GBF vet None of that is really relevant to how Uma makes my blood boil a lot
>>549663670I want an uma to wrap their glove around my cock and jerk & tease me until I explode inside of the glove then they wear it
>hand condoms>hot
>>549663914She sounds... different?Too long between release and her alt?
>>549663364>>549663665>>549663807this is why I'm f2p and casually playing the gamejust enjoying my oshis and their stories
>>549663894her shamrock motif on her gloves are the ugliest eyesore part of her design, if the gloves were just white like that image she would be perfect S+ tier design
>>549663179this
>>549663589They already teased the existence of Spicaman... it could be possible...
>brown melty over JP posting in the UmaMusume general>Yuri posting going wildhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>549663857"Kicks like a mule" is a common way of saying something possesses a lot of power, and she's all about power.
>>549663807Try to take it less seriously thenWinning races is nothing but RNGAll stats, sparks, training and skills do is to lean RNG in your favor, but everyone else is doing the sameGame makes everyone mad, even whales, so make it more enjoyable for yourselfOr take a break, come back with a different mindset and don't let the cyjews stop you from enjoying your umas
>>549664017i was never as toxic and aggressive in my life than when i was playing gbf and especially during Guild Wars. Uma isn't nearly as bad as that shitfuck of gameplay that revolves around looking at a black screen and refreshing constantly
>>549663784She'd die quicker than IRL Spe after the anime started.
>>549660608>>549661624>>549661986umao got its 30th member a few hours ago
>>549664185can we go back down to 50m quota yet
>>549663670I like fingerless gloves
>Mcqueen posting
>>549663665I've played a few gacha over the yearsThere's a nice sense of euphoria once you've decided to uninstallEven better when you nuke your accountFGO, BA, ZZZ, had fun, but couldn't go back even if I wanted to.Nikke is up on the chopping block, just need one more 2.5-tier blunder.
>>549663394moomoo usually has a parent deck suggestion but it's not up yet. which style I think he streamed a draft
>>549664262tasteful
>>549664248I'll use this month as another sample. If the top 100 line is pretty much the same we can probably lower the quota.
>>549664017the only good thing to come from gbf are draphs. we need more shortstacks
>>549664328What happened on 2.5? Is the game dying?
>>549663807>one more run>one more pull>one more swipeyou know there is zero payout at the end of this tunnel, rightgacha games are the height of evolution of casinos because they worked out that people will throw money into the pot with no chance of getting any of it back if there's a cute 2d girl asking them to do it
Digitan LOVE
>>549663670gloved handjobs from cafe...
>>549663584swipe for MLB cards
Can this Taiki win Scorpio despite not getting any good midrace skill hints?What a waste of decent stats
>>549664061https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZolWTOU_5GQ it is a tad different but nothing egregious.
>>549664185>the 30th umao member is reeeaaal!!
>>549664083Don't be gay
>shoe requests fulfillment has slowed down to the point where I can donate all 20 before 12pmIt's over
how come I never see anyone here posting about their open league B umashow do you even build B umas, URA scenario only?
>>549663665>>549664328You guys need to learn some self control and stop playing video games if you get that much relief from uninstalling a game
>>549664518bakushin tummy and pits...
>>549663364Nah.
Is there ever going to be an intense sakuga anime scene with Gold Ship referencing one of the 6 G1s he took irl or is the character permanently relegated to comic relief tier? The Arima Kinen win in particular was fucking crazy considering the age gap but you could really pick any of them.
>>549664515no you need 1100 stamina and 2 golds minimum due to evil natures
I wonder what will this crazy red woman's trainer be like to herA hero? a god? the messiah? a prophet?
>>549664579you re-use your old B umasopen league is basically for people who want to skip the CM because you just re-use old umas until they raise the cap
>>549664465And then they had sexThey made a dozen children, all runnersBoth oshi'd themTheir personal and sexual life was fulfilling as they enjoyed the same nasty shit, and eventually started including their oshis in the bedroom for some nice orgies-The end
>>549664579Most people that are even here that play open league admit to taking it easy so just lurk I'd imagine
>>549664707This is the ultimate gaslightIt's 400m shorter than the previous mediums and umas with less than 800 stamina won those with Natures in the race
>>549664328That's a (you) thing. I only feel like removing a speck of dust off something.And I'll usually be back after some time anyway, unless it's a really crappy gacha.
>>549664579Last CM was the very first time I did open, and man was it enjoyable and successful for me. Shat out a random Vodka and Suzuka (zero skills, pure stats) which won me most matches. Had a lot of fun with it, going to try the same this upcoming CM or whatever it's called.
>>549664707I'm unironically thinking I should make a Nature of my own for medium racesIs it hard?
>>549663086Long races very often have a giant hill placed where the spurt begins.Meaning powerlets eat a massive hit to their speed on top of having dogshit acceleration.
>>549664765Thank you for the story, Rice Shower
>>549664654Gonna slurp my phone screen the second I get her
>>549664579B league is for legitimate fresh installs, there's no point tryhardingI supposed you could just hit recreation for the entire senior year in Unity and end up with the statline you want
>>549664761>until they raise the capthe cap is always well under the benchmark for an okay run with the latest scenariosince CM2 it's only for complete newbies or reusing old aces
>>549664707That's fucking bullshit you knowHow much stam do you need to win kikkasho in career mode????????????
>>549664850>doubting UmaTactics Pro. AKA stamGOD
>Early charmingI knew there was a catch
>>549663140YesNow kill yourself shonentard
>>549664579Open is where you use umas that normally would be sent to the glue factory
>>549664765I thought she was a dyke, like Daidykeu Helios
>>549664707is 0lb showa any good?
Tired of Uma Musume? Take a break with Gakuen Idolm@ster
>>549665021yeah and eventually they buff the old scenarios tooopen league is better than not playing at allit serves its purpose
>>549665157Make it english and I might
2.5D women?
>>549664850It's wet and raining
>>549665157I need to grind the event but I only have SR Sena...
>>549665157does it have horses
>>549664442To simplify the list, imagine if a game was celebrating being around for almost 3 years, and everyone was invited except the main character, you.Now, it's typical for the mc to not be involved in certain events, especially if they're major flashbacks, but 2.5 was interesting for basically being an anti-(You) event
>>549665157Girls pool is quite weak. Compared to other imases.
>>549665013>>549665021I do open because my umas would just get stomped in graded, I still havent even made an A+ yet
>>549665157I already impregnated all my idols
>549665310fuck off
>>549665157>tired of coke? how about pepsi?
>>549665157is it in english....
>>549665443For me it's Dr Pepper the drink of geniuses
when is the dirt CM?
>>549665081unity early charming is a siren song making you prioritize building friendship and friendship trainings over spirit bombs as your team slowly crashes and burns...
>>549665081What's the point of team rank in unity, as in what does it matter if you lose unity fights? In last one you miss out on 9-10 stats, but what about others?
>>549665372Sounds like some retard forgot it's a waifu collecting game lolIt's like if uma made a story involve no trainers
549665435you first faggot tranny
Lala-chan..
>>549664919Stamina debuff is Taurus/Gemini talk.Right now everyone should be able to hit stamina requirements. The kind of debuffer you want is a dominator debuffer, that kills any uma on medium tracks.Dominator + hesitant debuffs will be the kind of debuffer you want to make and for that Rudolf or Grass are better than Neicha.
>>549665598team rank on a stat determines your training facility level. these are very important.the post you're replying to is a loss against zenith which means they lose access to no stopping me aka a bricked ace.
>>549665598miss statsmiss team rank (less of a deal than /uma/ makes it out to be)miss facility levels (will kill your run and you won't even realize)
>>549658262>>549660006This is the only kind of acceptable 3DEverything else is PD
>>549665372ah yes, the genshin treatment
Dr. Pepper >>>>> Pepsi >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Coke
What the fuck happened to thread quality here
cherry coke > *
>>549665971american hours.
what a disgusting fucking horse, man. got 5th FOUR FUCKING TIMES and lost ura finale.
Now imagine this but with NSM instead of, I dunno, some of the other stuff. Would it have been usable?
Horses are not vegetarian
>>549662891https://kemono.cr/discord/server/1357981897241923654/1426799139055861800 have fun
>>549665813To be fair, Genshin has always treated it's mc as trash after the first partI stopped playing it because I realized the mc might as well not existAnd even if I count the mc out fo the equation, the story is garbageAlso they killed my wife Signora so no reason to keep it installed
>>549665971Threads were never good/vg/ was never good4chan was never good
>>549665971personally I blame manhattan cafe
>I play 5 other gachasHow? I can literally spend hours per day playing uma and doing daily quests is soulkilling...
>people are falling for the "there could be 4 debuffers in your scorpio lobby" gaslight againIt's crazy how much the existence of Nature has mindbroken ppl about stamina requirements
>>549666061do Japanese KFCs sell fries? also where is the gravy
>>549666061based
>>549665157wtf their pool of characters is so smalland rivals looks much better than main characters...
>>549666068BasedPirating AI slop should be a human rightt. AI slop apologist
>>549665971it's a gacha game. it attracts subhumans and so does vg. so do the v threads
>>549663179Daiwa says this
manhattan cafe's coffee > water >>> liquidjew
>>549666214imas peaked with g1-3, just like pokemon
>>549666048needs NSM and straightaway acceleration and then it's barely usableif you get pump off you've already lost btw
>>549666128There's a guy in my club that admitted to be playing 7 gacha concurrentlyI played 3 at once before and was fucking overwhelmed, and two of them were known for having super simple dailiesNo idea how you could juggle so many at the same time
>>549666047Yosh! Ikuyooooooooo!*pulls off the most dogshit career run ever*
>>549666314>imas peaked with g1-3based ojisan
>>549666061horse_eating_baby_chick.gif
>>549666141I'm running two debuffers
Good night friends!!!
>>549666334Super easy job and a lot of free time most likelyOr a streamer incognito so his job is to play shit
>>549666141This is objectively a good thing.Retards building 1200 stamina + 3 golds on medium are precisely the sort of "people" you want to see in your Finals room.Spreading lies and misinformation is how whales stop being an insurmountable threat.
>>549665971When these threads are being shat up just go to the /v/ ones, they're slow but they're pretty good.
>>549665971>people that play gacha play gachaShocker
>>549665157I would love to play it, but eigo?
>>549666047Why would you run her as a end closer?
>>549666505>just go to the /v/Hmm I believe I shall.........NOT
>>549666314i liked cinderella...
>>549666540i wasn't.
>>549665542It's amazing how weebs can be hostile against advertisement in general yet also so submissively weak to it at timesand that isn't even something the Dr. Pepper Group paid for, it just fell onto their laps for free
>>549663364>Treat slots machine as a skill based video game>Fail to recognize that you're aiming for a 1 in a million run because your best attempt so far was a literal 1 in 10k highroll but that's just not good enough for PVP in a mobile game >End result is you end up fuming like a retardwhat can you do?oh wait I know, stop caring
>>549665971browns found out botting give more time to spew shit here
>>549665971lack of mare pussy
>>549666314>just like pokemonWrong
>>549666586
As long as you aren't autistic and have good work life balance playing 5 gachas minimum is easy. It gets difficult once it gets to 10 but it's doable depending on if you have kids
>>549663364Well actually yes. I play much less now for example
>>549666494hey, i'm all for more waried builds rather than the Taurus/Gemini Goldships that were copies of each other. It's just crazy how much respect debuff Nature got on global
>>549666609Otaku coolture is literally centered around consumerism.
Bait used to be believable
>>549666726"good work life balance" does not mean "don't work"
Kitasex Black
>>549665623the monthly story events are like that, and since theres no trainer a very unpleasant part of the fans take them as canonglobal discourse isn't ready for the ballroom events lol
>>549666461g'night!
>can't get 1.1k stam>add 2 white recoveries on top of the goldsStamina is no issue for me
>>549666141My ace in Leo won because she procced 2 stam golds while the rest didn't.
>>549663665phrased pretty much perfectly. no more dailies. catharsis. i've dropped literally every gacha except this one and nikke
>>549666701for jerk off purposes there is a point for the later generations, just not for playing them
>>549666847If you get an office job where people don't hover around you all the time it's pretty good. I do dailies for most of my games at work
>>549666918They still make Harry Potter memes?
favorite symboli and why?
>>549665545the first dirt CM is CM10 and it's a dirt mile. we're on CM6 right now so it'll be a few months from now
>>549667009In that we can agree
>>549666939my Taurus Daiwa won while she was gassed out. It's the issue of building against debuffs. If you end up encounter a debuff heavy lobby in finals you will do well, but if not you have a load of wasted stats
>>549667090nips didn't get mindbroken by xitter like wests did
>>549664170I'll never get why some people get so exhausted by GW, after the first day of farming meat it's just letting the game play itself, even more now with higher difficulties being added earlier must be a timezone issue
>>549667091Symboli Kris Sbrown uma
HNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG
>>549657753holy based
>>549667156>In that we can agreehttps://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/138441385https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/138110161
>>549667115Please tell me it's a Digitan CM
>>549667210they're the ones that actually tried to rank or were in crews that required high minimums.
>>549667365>Amoeye hasn't even come out and her record hymen got smashed 3 times in once race
I want umas in my balls
>>549667365>Do not reupload my artANYON!?!?!?>Those funky watermarks and the insanely low quality of the image
>>549666791By default it's very selective, tribalfag consumerism, so it's weird to see when completely normal, mainstream products sneak through
>>549667571yeah, by me
>>549667638like 90% of people like soda so it's not that surprising
will i make the 1200/1000/700 statline bros?
>>549667226WoeNo rainbows in senior year be upon ye
>>549667621And they wonder why AI is killing them
>>549667730why is she so far away
>>549667730nyo
>>549667730>700
>>549667638Please understand, it's not that I'm susceptible to such things, I just buy Duck P ironically now.
>>549666141Taurus was our first CM so it sticks in people's heads.
>>549667750it's a fan run so it doesn't matter anyway...
>>549667730Incredibly grim future ahead
>Uma on the right>Ojamajo Doremi on the leftNyes, I am ready to train my wife today
>>549667798you know what i never noticed that...>>549667839700 because my sparks are poop...
>>549666609autists aren't immune to propaganda, propagandists just needed to learn how to market to autistswhich they have in spades
whoa it's Teio's uncle or something
>get long s>shit stats>get good stats>long s>get both>no NSM and lose the final raceNice game...
>>549667979I genuinely don't understand why sharks are so popular among them
>every grand/parent without 3* blue, pink and URA is glueI'm so tired
>>549667921>Ojamajo DoremiNow that's a good magical girl show
>>549666918it's 3 to equal a white but 1.5 is better than nothing
>>549667759Ai isn't killing anyone but itself through its incompetent lmaoActually, AI can't kill anyone, only people can, and those are incompetent and creatively bankrupt as well
>>549667715I don't see what that has to do with anything. Yeah, a lot of people like Soda. But that's all but completely unrelated to the specific topic of weebs drinking Dr. Pepper just because one lanky nigga from a science adventure VN liked it.
Yuga "Mareman" Kawada and his son. He's helping his son train for a pony race apparently so I guess he's following his father's footsteps and will be a proper jockey when he grows olderhttps://x.com/ktvkeiba/status/1998683137681879067
>>549667921>Ojamojo DoremiUm anon? Isn't that for little girls??
>>549665751>>549665783So team rank affects your team STAT rank somehow? I reread gametora and game8 wikis. Former is vague and doesn't say much, just that your team STAT rank influences the training facilities. Nothing on team rank. Game8 says team rank gives you stats to beat the last fight, and also that leveling team rank gives tiny amount of stats. But it doesn't say team rank affects tean STAT rank either.I had assumed team STAT rank, and thus training facility level, just goes up naturally without much influence from the player. So it's not so?
>>549667984Why is she doing naruto hand signs?
>>549668295I curse his son to grow up to be 6 feet tall and big boned
>>549668394About to break your jaw
>>549668394which naruto hand sign is that
>>549668308
>>549657753Why do they geld horses? Seems kinda fucked up. Just let them screw till they drop.
>>549667730I hope so, those are amazing stats...
>>549668373winning gives your entire team big gains which affects stat ranks
>>549668580You can still win the spring triple crown for the extra power and speed.You have 18 stamina sparks in your parents I hope.
>>549661262save us
>>549668579So they mellow out
>>549668525
>>549662643>annoying attention whoreBut enough about Teio/Curren/TopGun
>>549668579Women only affect the speed at which they start the race
>>549668295hello? wrong thread? keiba goes into the jp thread
>>549668580its lookin grim bro....
>>549668373stop rushing on your reading, anon. no one said team rank influences facility level.team rank only determines the +all stats your roster can receive from winning later unity races. all this does is speed up your facility levels slightly.
>>549667979There's a slight difference in autists buying autistic products, and autists being succesfully marketed into buying completely normal products....though I guess picrel WAS completely normal products until autists just colonized them
>>549668785Nyo
>>549668514earth release (doton)
>>549668580>cursed golshi in the backgroundIt's over...
when will we get the ability to reroll sparks
>>549667921most based anon ITT
>>549668785The JP thread is dead nobody is going to reply there.
>>549668579To use this thread as an example, being incredibly horny at all times makes things difficult to controlUnless your name is Pilsudski and you're able to win the Japan Cup with a rockhard boner for Air Groove
>>549668323magical girl shows are for 8 year old girls and 20+ year old men
>>549668745
>>549668683Ahhhh that solves it. I never look at team member stats, so I didn't realize they go up bigly from a win. Thanks!
>>549668717No. My best parent for long is 4* pow and 2* stam
>>549663159Me, I'm her trainer
>>549668785Says who? You? Lmao
Wahey
>>549667730You need like 700-800 entering senior summer on no speed growth umas maybe you'll snow ball after summer but pretty hard to cap
>>549668785Fuck off back there
>>549668841her fingers arent laced together though
>>549668785Right after seaniggers leave to Nikke thread.
ne, anon. ne ne ne ne ne ne anon. ANON! AAAAANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!
>>549669110i hate this zoomer so much it's unreal.
his name was umakiin HORSE BORN
>>549669184TICKEZO TEST
I really think the few JP players left in their thread silently migrated here despite not playing the global version just to talk with newfags
>>549668295Cute. If he does end up being a jockey let’s hope he’s not disliked by stallions like his dad though kek
>>549669110WEEEEEI
>>549668295>kawadais this the same guy who was riding Admire Terra...
>>549669110>>549669295We need more Uma gals
>>549669386Nyes
>>549669501I cant find Tosen Jordan sexy at all because every time I look at her ingame model her head is gigantic. It's bigger than Biwa's head size
>>549669501Yes, we need more
>>549669254They're that lonely, huh
>>549669501paama > jorudan > shichi > dj slut
>>549669295She said popcorn in that one soundpost, so I wanted to make this
>>549669482
>>549669254That's cuteThe more the merrier, global is slowly whittling away anyways
>>549669110>upbeat gyaru character>the least for (you) character everwhat did they mean by this...
You’re not planning on flatlining today, are you?
once MANT culls the meek the threads will merge and we can all hold hands and watch keiba together
>>549669501I know every single one of them gives mad head
>>549669836she just likes to watch (you) and Ruby do your things at night
>>549669916Doto would say this
>>549669110
>>549669837no I did 1.7m fans today and going to sleep
>>549669916Doto wouldn't say this
Oops
I now call the G1 late dec junior year race Hopeless Stakes because of this board
>>549669837im doing teritiary ace runs inbetween my gym sets. we're all gonna make it bros.
>>549669957Will Helios every fuck her oshi?
>>549659818i will never forgive this larping redditor for showing up and hijacking half of manhattan cafe's storyline
Daiichi Ruby is the next Neicha debuffGOD
>>549670003I always try to get Maverick on Mayano Top Gun.
>>549669957RAPE Helios until she can't walk straight
>>549669824of course curren would want as many men as possible inside of her
>>549670003can't win if you don't play.
>>549668786We'll get it next time bro...
>>549669837I'm out all day and will be home after 11pm. If I can do token 1.5m so can y'all
>>549670079true, cygay ruined cafe's once chance at her story
>>549669824is it true that you have aids curren chan
>>549668790>no one said team rank influences facility level.He said:>miss facility levels (will kill your run and you won't even realize)The other poster heavily implied it, by starting to talk about team stat rank when asked about team rank.
>>549669492
>Run in Junior Make DebutJunior Make Debut is such a nonsensical phrase, it sounds like an extremely poor machine translation of something else.
Help I can't figure out how to build Cafe
I for one welcome or jp brothers and enjoy watching the races with them. Don't trust thier game advice though. They said my oonige Suzuka couldn't work but she won last CM for me.
>>549669837I am. Taishin just keeps being shit that I just give up.
>>549669957Fucking Helios every day so hard all she can do is go all #ahegao #nakadashilove #preggo
holy shit
>>549669976>>549670037>>549670249Strong work.
had a very intense and depraved dream, felt like it lasted for ages. never been more rock hard in my life both in there and when I woke up. kinda miss it
ryan LOVE
>>549670452>JuniorBecause it's in junior year of a career>MakeYeah, this one is retarded>DebutJust like irl keiba
now that the dust has settled, did any of you actually try to use it?
name ONE uma that doesnt rape their torena
>>549670496the games are so far apart from each other jp players probably dont think about how different they are
>>549670476lol
>>549670885bakushin
I can't get Mcqueen to work for this CM
>>549670885Urara.
>>549670885Dantsu
>>549670885Jackie Chan!
>>5496709534 speed 1 stam 1 riko + power sparksor 3 speed 1 riko 2 power + stamina sparkslatter is oinker oriented if your speed cards are good
>>549670997best reply by far
>>549670885Gold Ship
>>549670953Pace with A&S?
>decent statline>End S>...medium S>no spurtIt wasn't meant to be
>>549670440I'm all for girls that have husky voices, but that hairdo makes her head look massive
>>549670880Wait, are people actually using it?link?
I really have no idea what sparks to use for Medium CMs>full stam for long>full power for mileSuppose a mix between both is optimal here?
Gray umas...
>>549671515at what age did she become a nark?
>>549671413there is actually no good reason to at this point, now that a semi-known uma youtuber advertised ittheyll do a banwave soon like they did during the first kita run
>>549671472Still full stam.
>>549670405>why would anon speak about team stat ranks and their relationship with facility level when i'm only asking about team ranks and how they only help to increase stats on a teamanon please, i thought the "we only use 10% of our brains" is a myth.
>>549669957I NEED ZEPHYR NOW
>>549669110I think I like Helios now
guys is my ryan ready for the cm ^_^
>>549671637This is what people forget, they even announced it was a couple thousands accounts they banned back then.
>>549671751ready as a parent for the next CM with those 3*/3* sparks
>>549670885
>>549671472Full Stamina still because of picrel
>>549671751
>>549670880No, if I wanted to cheat I'd just go grab cheat engine and play some old vidya
>[The Cinderella Grey]HOOOOOOLLLLLY FVVVVVVAAAAARRRRKK
>>549671910kvno....
>>549671637very few career botters have been banned. it would be a bloodbath in the top 100 clubs if cyjews actually had the balls to do anything. gotta let the piggies pig.
>>549671515Shiro Genesis...
>>549671840shes very smart !!
>>549671986>gotta let the piggies pig.as if they wouldnt just remake an account and repig
>>549671472stam if you have a full legacy you can do like 9-12 stam remaining power
Raisu
bad trainers here dont realize you need more stamina to start your spurt earlier....
>>549659995Maru got a late start and ended up blocked by that mob uma.If a front runner is blocked during the early race acceleration window, it's gg
>>549671637>>549671785those were because of account rerollers, which went way too far and even lagged the serversguaranteed, there's gonna be 0 bans because of thisand also, no youtuber has talked about the tool, they're joke images
>Opera O glazed constantly for being a god>THE CENTURIAL OVERLORD>QUINTUPLE SUPERCROWN TIARA CHAMPION>appears in media>wins 1 race in NTR anime then loses everything else>loses in the movie to literally who uma nobody cares aboutWhat is the actual deal with TM Opera O?
>>549672217but then you miss the NSM proc
>>549672217you just need enough to start a full spurt that's what the spurt rate percent is on calculators. Excess stam has no value atm
>>549660604how much can you do monthly?
After Christmas Oguri, and limping across the finish line to maybe get something from the mega banner, I don't have anything I really want to pull on until Machan. What am I supposed to do for, what, 6 or 7 months?
>>549672312Those were such an impressive plague on the game. I remember trying to borrow cards and scrolling through the interminable list of gibberish names sharing grey supports.
>>549672328The put her winning streak pretty much entirely offscreen for some reason. I guess it wasn't worth showing Doto get dunked on over and over
Dantsu sex
ningen sex
ummmm you're a bit late ma'am
>>549672127haha yeah....
>>549672494>>549672312in hindsight the botting plague at least had the added benefit of making every single >0% chance training a real anal clencher of anticipation
if you actually went back and made URA uma with your better decks now you'd realize you can make better uma than in Unity
>>549671843What the appeal of Gentildonna?Is it just ball busting?
>>549671694>...and how they only help to increase stats on a teamWhy did you add this part? I never said that, because I didn't know that. Your gaslight would've been more believable if you left out your dumb edits and simply pretended everyone, including me, knew that from the start.
>>549672890Yes
>>549672820I really can't, I've been trying
>>549672954>>549672954>>549672954>>549672954
>>549672890
>>549672890It's her gentle behavior.
>>549671413https://github.com/oofmatoes/UAT-Global-Server
>>549672987and people bitch at me for making ryan threads early, when at least i wait for the image limit
>>549672987Too early
>>549673108GET BLOCKED RYANFAG
>>549661262Completed.
>>549672328they literally offscreened all her victories...
>>549670616Sei-chan...
>>549673108still not an attention whore like youkill yourself fag
>>549673170brocked... again... nyo...
>>549673108Its your fault we have to make them early now and risk the ire of jannies told you
>>549673108There's nobody to blame for this but yourself.
>Get a Cafe I kind of like and use the Biwa legend race as a testing ground>Cafe gets rushed, doesn't proc Swinging Maestro, and although she does proc spurt, she does it into some NPC's ass>does barely pass this NPC to end in second before gassing out, lost to Biwa by 4 lengthsWell, that was a humiliation ritual and hopefully not a preview of what to expect by Round 2 and finals.
>>549673105>welp got conscripted. For 2 years+ updates will slow down greatly now. I get free time on Saturdays only now (updates not guaranteed on Saturdays.)
>>549673108Kill yourself
>ryan spam and an oguri crap OPdark times...
You guys are taking the Ryan thing too seriously.
>>549673108problem is you make it always about Ryanhave some variety
>>549672125>>549671751just use the bot to create your aces bro. /uma/ has been doing it
>>549673356potteryjust in case anyone doubted that it's always SEA (except when it's gooks)
>>549673494Someone needs to bring that avatafag back down to earth before he gets too cocky. Is the only way
>>549673536Xir does it precisely so xe wants to be recognized as a "thread personality". Just another run of the mill tranny that latches itself onto /vg/ threads.
Tokei Teio
uh
>ryanfag got his janny tranny friend to delete the threadlmao
nyooo
uh oh, jannies had a melty
Welcome back, nerds
I hate Ryan more now
>>549462940>>549462940>>549462940
why did the mods prune our lovely discussion about manhattan cafe
Uh oh
cute Sirius family
Thread was too peak
>>549673175Vodka dancing with Daiwa while wearing that outfit with the goofy ass boots. Mad respect. Might be the coolest after all
I hate ryanfags
>>549674826>3 threads up>obvious spami dunno
To the anon that asked, no, I was doing a jiggie on the computer, heard a loud crash, didn't bother to check on it for an hour, decided to finally check on it, bathroom wall is completely fucked and there are tile pieces fucking everywhere, it's awful
>>549673108you did this...
if we just spam images then we get the thread faster
So who do we blame for this?
>Ryan fag doesnt get his way>Mods instantly delete the threadREALLY MAKES YOU FUCKING THING
>>549674762All but confirms he's a seanigger too, since assmad janny that keeps deleting these threads made it his mission to protect these subhumans.
>>549666047All of those losses? To GigaBrian.
>>549674813Imagine if a janny deleted umajp.
>>549673108>he actually complained on the 4chan discordJesus Christ
>>549675017The dumbass who made a new thread at page 5 with 50 images left.
>>549675063being sexually bullied by Curren
The mods want more meaningless image posts!
>Ryanfag killed the new threadIs this the power of someone who obsesses over a shit uma? I'm scared...
>>549666047look at that face, she craves cock so fucking bad
fgsfds
the ryan mafia got him.....
>>549675038You just KNOW that guy is a janny OR he spammed reports. Both of which are real sad.
WHEN AM I GETTING A THREAD
>>549675250I like this image of Ryan
So, who's cooking?Not the ryanfag
LITERALLY just wait
>>549675374>>549675374>>549675374nu thread
>>549675336shut up ryan cuck
>>549675017Mods, Jannies, the usual
>>549675324dont worry, not makin it this timei was havin fun in the other thread...
just take the L and make a ryan thread
>>549675423Fuck you! We want Ryan!
>>549675324This is the actual truth. I’m betting it’s some really oldfag who has /mlp/ PTSD and can’t tell his left from right anymore. We need more support for our senile moderation…
>>549674906Thankfully we can't see the boots in that image.
dokidoki
>>549675324The ryanfag got cocky enough to openly taunt everyone for not making threads earlier while doing it earlier and earlier to get threads in. What do you think is gonna happen?
>>549673108ryanbwo......
>>549675324Welp, there he is
They should release Cinderella Oguri now for big dollars. NOW!
>>549675324>totally not talking about myself but...
>>549672679fat
