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RYAN HATETEIO HATE
TOP GUNNY
TREYNAAA I WANT BWC NOW
>WRONG HOLE, TORENA-SAN!!!!
xth for KitaPeak
CHRISTMAS in 15 days
>YOWZA RIGHT IN THE OONIIGA!
>>549693235it's true she has like 3 events where she talks about "White Temptation"...
>>549693135Also, why did you use my screenshot again?
>>549693235>>549693256>>549693391She's so fucking hot
>>549693417you should sue him xitter-kun
>>549693417I really liked it
>>549693209fuck you>>549693231TOPCUN
Please run all ends so my lates can pace promote and push each other like fronts
SEX WITH TRAINER
>>549693135>>549693231
what the fuck is this thread
Harikitte ikou
>>549693946Mayachi hijack thread.
>>549693946Incase people missed ithttps://x.com/i/status/1998799806429356494
>19 posts>10 imagesBWOS THIS IS NOT THE WAY
>>549693946PETA made some gory artwork of Suzuka with a broken leg >>549692057
>>549693828why does she have 3* semen
>>549694085>>549694061I know that, I was in the last damn thread. My question game from the spam shitting on it
Night training with Maya
>>549694121she's a stallion...
>>549694121semen guzzling aptitude
besides RICE ANTAGONIST which uma would help me club seals?
>>549694076go away Rudolf we like Sirius now
>>549693135
>>549693398yes and she moans every time she's low on energy
>>549694076the thread schedule is accelerated bwo
Gold City and Taishin expel more pheromones than the average uma which is why they're so tsuntsun and breedable
>>549694472
>>549694076
>>549694076some anon said he wants to reach 2000 threads before 2026 starts
>>549694690this is already happening though
>>549693135>NO LONG S>NO SPURT>RAINBOWS VANISHED >RANDOM UNITY RACE JOBBED>MAESTRO CHAIN DIDN'T FINISHYAMEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>549694656
>>549694248I think I did okay on my 3rd borrow run and this might also be my Sagittarius Cup ace as well cause I really dont like training for long umas with 0 speed growth
>>549694769149 threads until #2000 and 20 days left in 2025 is an average of 7.45 threads a day
>Taishin activates NSM>still in 6th on the final straight
>>549694603>he doesn't realize he's the one getting bredTorena-san...
>>549694956TAISHIN TESTO
How do you refute this without sounding mad?
Anyone down to ERP?
>>549694902our average is 7 threads per day
>>549693391>>549693809SAVED
Why does PETA make the best meme faces?
Uma for this feel?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyJEbCBCylQ
>>549695214kys
>>549695214>Anyone down to ER-ARRRRRRRRRRGH YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOU WERE BLACK
>>549695214*unzips dick*
>>549694787at least riko showed up
>The PETA tweet is actually going viral nowWho posted it to the rest of social media? Bweh...
>>549695414kekaroo
>>549695321chuckled/10
>>549695210its fictionorpeta is the largest euthanizer of animals in the world today
>>549695214Bwo... If you are horny read a doujin or chat to a bot
>>549695457>six more replies than likesat least people is having fun over there
>>549695214*sniffs your stinky pantyhose*
>>549695214a 40 year old man typed this
>>549695210>still would
The cooler Symboli.
cygays where are my unlimited borrows
Honestly PETA should have done Rice Shower instead
>>549695214Cafe wouldn't act like this
>>549695715
>"TORENA, DID YOU ENTER ME IN THE ARIMA KINEN" suzuka asked calmly
>>549695762or Haru Urara but they don't have the balls to do it
>>549695585>PETA is relevant again thanks to funny horse game>they turn the uma shitpost into a seriesMaybe we will get more funny horse meme faces?!
I'm torn on what I should use my last borrow on>Scorpio Ace>Pace Chaser Agnes or McQueen (it will be bricked and they won't win)
It's been a fantastic year for us, Creekbros.Let's hope 2026 is even better.
>>549695715>goes to europe>jobs>comes home>jobs
>>549695641Oh, in that case, I am 100% down, anon.
I have long S, but what if I risked it all and won?
>>549695210Teio tanked that three times btw
>>549695846Yeah sad were still not in the age of pace
>>549696031me playing ace combat
>>549695762I mean horse racing really is kind of fucked up. I saw one of Golshi's kids was euthanized like a week ago and its leg was practically hanging on by a thread. Shit was brutal. Legitimately made me tear up a little thinking about how scared and how much pain that horse must have been in.
>>549695762I hope they give Rice a funny face too
>>5496960094 times actually
Think about Dia-Chan pressing against you, she's stronger than you so you can't say no.
>>549695715I don't like pet names so I'm not sure if I like her or not
Any more videos created following this? I dont know how to make anime Teio win maybe its hopeless with the current set of skills for Pace
>>549695949One of you should have told me not to do it. Through your inaction, you caused this.
>>549696083holy CUTE I didn't know Taiki can be cuter than I thought
>>549696009Built differently
>>549696193as expected of the teimeister
>>549696268NYOOOOOOOOOO CAFEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>549695949>>549696268dumbass
>>549696268Whatever the failure rate is, double it, and then ask yourself if it’s still an acceptable risk to take
>>549696081retard, retard
>>549696423
>>549696268retard
>>549695949your statline was already looking grim desu, I don't blame you for the gamble
>>549695414God I hope PETA suffers for that post. And whatever basedbrained artist got hired for it should get the noose
Why is she blushing while her leg is broken though?
>>549696268My friend told me not to do it, so it was their fault not mine.
Wtf is something happening? Where will I get massive horse lewds now?>>549696268>>549695949OuchI had that yesterday and I rested and still get 1200 with goldship
>>549696198You can always say no and she will understand and apologizeNot before trying to bribe you first
How do people make AI sloppa of the umas?
>>549696468Yeah it's been a bad run. I think that this was the final nail in the coffin.
>>549696268BUY THE TICKET TAKE THE RIDE
Aside from Pump Iron and BTEDM, what other unique skills are good to inherit for Late Surgers? If my late surger doesn't come with On Your Left but can be easily brought to A/S Medium/Long, is it worth it borrowing MLB Wit SSR Nice Nature or Guts SSR Winning Ticket for On Your Left or do I simply train someone that has On Your Left?
>>549696473it's probably some sloppa dude
>>549693135Mayano top sex
Why are you still alive?
Why did they make Suzuka a mare?
TOREYNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WANT GROUNDWORK NOWWWW
>>549696540the gelbooru owner has always been a mouthy faggot, best to ignore him
>>549696540>It's the parents job to be a parent, not the gooberment or mineI hate that this has to be said aloud these days, much less coming from a fucking porn site
I like umas who have big soft titsI like umas who are short and cuteI like umas who (probably) have a big bush
>>549694121It's just like uma that have proficiency for long or medium tracks, she's just good at handling (You)r semen.
>>549696637I'm not about to do some autistic zoom-in-analyze-this-bitch investigation to find out because I genuinely can't fucking stomach the sight of itI don't care if that makes me a pussy, I just hate that shit and I hope whoever drew it/genned it/psychically manifested it gets killed violently
>>549696262mods to make the entire game like this?
>>549696570they have so much art that it's really easy
I hit my first Legend Uma!
>>549696540australia banned social media for under 16s and is fining any website that doesn't enforce itin retaliation, kids have started committing crimes
>>549696914congrats anon!
>>549695715Why does she have a giant ego when she was a jobber her entire career.
>>549696540>Where will I get massive horse lewds nowGelbooru has always only had like, 30% of what's actually out there. You gotta trawl kemono fanbox archives and jp artist twitters for the rest. In any case, I think this is just them complaining about one of the British/Australian age verification laws that say you have to send your passport to pornhub to be allowed to log on or whatever
>>549696914gj anon
>>549696954>The UK and it's colonies go "ENFORCE THESE THINGS OR GET FINED!!">Websites not based in the UK or a colony simply go "lol no"whoa shocking
>>549697005Vegeta syndrome.
HOW does one get a suitable statline with Cafe this is absolutely nutsIs End A really necessary dachis? Having to gimp my borrows like this is a burden
Any Cafechads with a Libra-ready Cafe?
>>549697057>>549696954Isnt that kinda retarded with all the cybercrime identity theft happening
>>549696787Maybe a stopped clock situation but he is actually right here, age verification is cringe and opens the door for more control over the internet and storing your private information in unsecured places to protect muh kids umamusume
ARE WE PARTYING TOMORROW AS A PRELUDE TO FRIDAY OR ARE WE SAVING IT? THURSDAY IS BASICALLY FRIDAY RIGHT?
>>549697161end yourself you freak
>>549696749Hey, that's my wife's crotch!
>>5496972074 speed 1 stam 1 riko, or 5 speed 1 stamend a is needed for unity hints. if you can live without that then you can keep your end c
https://x.com/sponichikeiba/status/1998921557868175754Wada to be a trainer starting next year
>>549697319Sounds good. What are we gonna drink? Sake? JD?
>>549696787gelbooru is getting fucked by cloudflare and germany
>>549697271is sirius rape coded?
>>549697235It's the stupidest shit imaginable and the Gelbooru social media intern is basically correct. Unfortunately, the internet we grew up on is never ever coming back
>>549697235Governments don't give a fuck lmaoNext you're going to tell me that you think they actually care for our children's safety, while letting pedophiles run the streets, while in full knowledge of who they are.>>549697286>to protect muh kidsSame for the EU going "WE WANT UNQUESTIONABLE POWER OF CHATS AND BREAK ALL ENCRYPTION cuz muh children :^)))" yeah right
Digitan LOVE
Do you get better chances to get a white spark skill in an uma if the paren also has it?Like, if I have 2 parents with URA finale, does that increase the chance of getting URA finale or is it still random?Same question but with let's say, groundwork.
>>549696519
>>549697149Is this what's happening to Gelbooru? Im a retard who doesn't know how the law works. Hopefully its this simple
>>549697559That's a human!
>>549697559
>>549697559UOOOOHHHHHHHH
>>549697319I'm ordering a large pan pizza and double order of breadsticks from pizza hut tomorrow to watch the game awards. uma will win mobile game of the year and e33 will win GOTY
>>549697320self-hating mong
>>549697396Nice, happy for him for passing the test. Hope he does well
>>549697559Finally, a good post
>>549697559yeah that's a "sex" from me
>>549697559Where are her ears?
>>549697450not my problem
>>549697603Yes, that's why umas with lots of white sparks but bad blues/pinks/greens are said to be "good great-grandparents". Your example is wrong though- it only increases probability for skill sparks, race sparks are still totally random.
>>549696268That's the failed event. Peta will come to collect her shortly.
>>549697559another normal day in Tracen
>>549697768one day, it will
>>549697559hmmmi cant tell what going on because of the censor bars
>>549697559>just a musume
>>549697768retarded mongoloid lmao
>>549697778Thanks sweaty.
What happened to the 5 daily borrow during CMs?
>>549697084you might get labled as that creep... those communities gossip a lot...
>>549697235>Isnt that kinda retardedWhen has that ever stopped a boomer armed with a pen?
>>549697465Yes.
>>549697417Sake is next week since I'm out, will most likely be Malibu! Something tropical before all the Christmas themed drinks start getting served
>>549697559Mayano Top Ningen>>549697928They might bring it back on the Fuji Kiseki event, just wait
>>549697559Fix the ears
>>549697626This very thing happened to 4chan after the UK pulled some bullshit law, trying to tell US (and other) companies to pay fines if they don't follow UK LAW(!), which is obviously insanely retarded.Really comes down to management if they're retarded cuck that will react to meaningless demands or not, which gelbooru doesn't seem to.
>>549697826>>549697897Yeah because you moronic zoomers think seething about an issue on twatter or whatever instantly makes it an issueit's like that retarded campaign earlier in the year that wanted to make it criminal to stop offering online support for games. jesus christ grow upporn will always exist on the internet, if gelbooru gets filtered out for being too popular 10 others are up in a month
>>549696291damn teio is sexy
>>549698049any slopper could add them back in with the easiest prompts
>>549697995this one is hot
>>549696613Please respond
>>549698112>>549698151I'm autistic and I find this picture of Agnes Tachyon funny every time I see it.
>>549698074lol, do you get your news from random splintered comments in here?
>>549697995that sucks, I don't want rapist umas
>>549697559Who's that mysterious human lady?
>>549698107MANY are saying this.
>>549697687holy yum brother you got me fucked up imagining that
>>549697687>to watch the game awardsYou do this every week you fat fuck.
>>549696613Dober in two weeks is late surger core forever (for most races)Other than that notable one I had to mention, consult the graph, it's generally correct
She jobbed at the Finale with 3 second place finishes. Fuck this stupid horse. She felt like bullshit back when I first started and she feels like bullshit now. What the fuck is the point of getting Legend status when you lose out on training? I know for a fact she could've clitched up with those 3 turns I spent doing races and the 1 I spent recovering from the dumbass energy drain punishment they give you FOR WINNING. This game is so bullshit it makes me wanna spike my fucking phone into the concrete and shoot it. I'm not even gambling with money, I'm barely losing any time, yet I feel robbed after nearly every run. This is what addiction feels like. I'm Bossman fucking Jack going "Dude! There's no way!!!" Every time I fail training, get Sleep Deprived, or any other random bullshit this game throws at you. I'I'in that kind of angry mood where you feel like if you just yelled and screamed you'd feel alright. Like that would fix everything. I just wanna break shit. Here's the worthless cunt btw.
>>549698221slicksurge1.5millioncclate corners straightsbe stillhighlander
>>549696613>>549698221Just wait for Dober before training more lates and ends
>>549698342No one is saying this sincerely. She looks like a fucking tube.
>>549698384i see...
>>549698074>it's like that retarded campaign earlier in the year that wanted to make it criminal to stop offering online support for games.uhhh... guys...?
Anyone still looking for a club and want to join Uma&Co?
>>549697559Mr. Advertiser was not happy
>>549697235>cybercrimeNot their problem.>people start organizing and exchanging information freely without the government or the media's controlNow that's their problem.Don't assume good faith.
>>549698063gelbooru is a cuck, thats why theyve taken down uma content>>549698074that should be criminalized ngl
>>549698517Whats the quota?
>>549697450I'm going to be bummed if gelbooru shuts down and all my saved lewds are gonelike tears in rain
>>549696613>>549698221OYL is one of the best Late Surger accels right now, it is just a bit too gamba in long. Wit Neicha is almost always a good card for lates, guts tickezo is bad unless you are doing a guts build.
i legit want to cry rn>finally 1.2/1/1>double circle loss to unity cup>rice 3rd event no show for 2y>great hints>long sWHYjust why...
>>549698074this has to be bait
>>549698434your stamina is too low and you dont have a gold stamina skill, what did you expect
>>549698631~1mil a day try to get around 18-20mil by end of month since we're almost half way through it
>>549696540>>549696954The Australian 16's ban is unrelated to the Gelbooru thing. CloudFlare basically got hit with some retarded shit from some German esafety group regarding Gelbooru's existence, so they threatened to shut off support.The Australian 16's social media ban is one of those 'we'll figure it out as we go' policies that got passed yesterday because of some boomer cunts were crying about cyberbullying (which doesn't even apply to shit like YouTube but they went ahead and banned it but not Discord/WhatsApp; the latter being somewhat popular in school circles from what I recall) and went ahead in spite of everybody knowing how retarded it is/how it's already getting circumvented, previous precedent from a similar bill back in 2000's, and several cysec authorities saying how dogshit it is.Umamusume Pretty Derby
>>549698758post deck bro
>>549698758>sub 400 witanon its fucking dogshit anywaythese triple 1000+ umas will consistently lose to a 500 wit 1000/800/800
>>549698074>>549698619I think it should stay up for 10-20 years if it earned like more than 5 billion or just do it like what megaman gacha did with an offline version
>>549698776it's been months and people are still getting SKG's message completely incorrect, sometimes i wonder if every message since coverage stopped is Thor personally trying to re-distribute his agenda
>>549697559WHAT WAS ITWHAT FUCKING WAS IT
>>549697778>>549697926the chances of race sparks are increased also if you win the g1 that is a spark on the parents it's just lower than skill sparks
>>549698936cant you tell by the 20 replies to it
>>549698936Mayano MaOko
>>549697995>>549697271THE RAPED (Me)
>>549698936Me and Mayano training together
>>549698936humanized Mayano in missionary, my POV
>>549698869you're fucking retarded
>>549698869Aren't you 12 hours late for the gaslight hours
>>549698791I DON'T FUCKING KNOW. I'M NOT THE KINDA AUTIST THAT KNOWS THIS GAME INSIDE AND OUT. FUCK. SHE WON EVERY OTHER RACE BAR 1 EARLY GAME. WHY THE FUCK WOULD I EXPECT ANY LESS AT THE LAST TURN???
>>549698936Id:12618604 on gelbooru
wow nice natures voice acting is wonderful
>>549699048try it in a test room and find outI consistently beat S rank shitters with miniscule wit
>>549698936A ningen child
>>549698826German politicians have been trying to push a ton of evil shit lately, including the whole chat control shit, and for some reason they've been fighting anime porn sites for a while now, some not showing up in google anymore and the like.Musume Pretty Derby
>>549699082Nice Nature is a fine umamusume and her VA does a really good job.
Queens? ah HA HA HA HA, impressive, but even queens kneel before the Overlord...
>>549698869No uma is going to survive with 800 stamina gaslighterSkills > Raw stats
>>549698845
The Suzuka thing actually makes me livid, how are fuckers like that allowed to live. They do fuck-all to actually help animals but have no problem making a fucked up depiction of a beloved character with a shattered leg. Faggots.
>>549699291OBVIOUSLY ITS 800 STAMINA AND 2 GOLDS YOU FUCKING RETARD500 WIT IS GOING TO FIRE THEM OFF BETTER THAN SUB 400 IS
I was thinking Mayano may be a slut
>>549698869you can look at the other uma's stats in the roster, before you clocked you could see who won and then check their stats and skillsduring the career, most other umas are jobbers with shit stats and you also get an invisible +400 stats or something
>>549699234I hate Special Needs
>>549699432SHE'S SO FREAKING CUTE
Looks like someone stole the Fujimasa March panel displayed in Kasamatsu Town Hall kekhttps://x.com/i/status/1998715711624196348
>>549699106sure you have. Make sure to share your finals loss to a 300 wit golshi
>>549695210Didn't she not make a comeback in the anime? Or at least didn't return to the Twinkle series?gonna write a community note now if so
>>549699424Mayano doesn't get sex so no she's not
>>549699234>>549699432I hate Musume: Pretty Gakuen.
>>549699314What stat parents?
>>549699363800+2 on high wit is about as reliable as single heal on 1000 with low wit thoughbeithigh stam also lets you run the consistency of 1000+2But since the wincon is spurt into NSM I understand wit's importance, just not over the other stuffs
>>549698936Symboli Rudolf without her mask showing her real face.
>>549699507whatever, I have a 90% win rate with taishin in test rooms, everyone in this general is being deliberately retarded tonight.
>>549699363it has end closer savvy which raises it above 400witalso, a 10% difference in activation chance is not consistent at all
https://x.com/NathanTheCaller/status/1998862951969878185
7 and you get pregnant.
>>549699492what the fuckits in a government building surely theres lots of eyes and some minimal security around?
>>549698517I really, really want to join but I joined a club like two days ago and I'd feel like a dick telling the danchou that I'm leaving for a better club.>>549699531She gets it every day from me
>bi-weekly 1 hour 2am maintenance finally overno more emitting 5g waves into the thread
>>549699492They were fed up that March wasn't put in the game and couldn't restrain themselves
>>549699424Mayachi is actually a very good girl, she's just easily influenced by the actual slutty umas acting whorish for social media.
>>54969956014* stm, 2* spd, my own okay parents that are failed acesIve been having better luck with this deck instead of running 0lb rice and borrow sweep
>>549699675You're the one getting pregnant now.
>>5496996757 and I get you, Fuku, and Shiraoki-sama pregnant
>>549699314nice thank you I've been struggling on how to build her
>>549699803>it's Curren's fault again
>>5496996757 and this guy has to post the bikupan pic of her fucking a breeding mount
>>549699597>taishinat least make your lies believable
Shiraoki is not real, guys
Should I be training a Brian parent?I've seen a lot of people inheriting shadow break....
>>549699950you should make her a mother yes
>>549699507FiMo sex
>>549699950
>>549699949You take that the fuck back
>>549699492Someone make kasamatsu girls dakimakuras already
I'M GOING TO MAKE HER SO FKING FAT
>>549700025what is her problem
>>549700025I think you should eat your vegetables.
>>549699675>>549699924>>549699842>>5496998317 and you virgins die
>>5496996757 and the anon below me DIES
>>549699950breed with her
>>549699950Why is she giving me her shoes? I never wear boots that long.
>>549700004call her Fine, you nigger!
>>549700107OH NO NO NO
>>549700107It's THE shiraoki sama
>>549700070i hope her parents know you took her there
>>549700070>>549700081>there is more than one architect in this general and they operate as a hivemindI'm scared bwos...
Does Dream Journey have ANY personality? Everything I've seen from her is that she hangs around the other stay gold family members, talks real softly and just goes along with whatever the others say
>>549700107And thus, it was.
>>549700070But all the fat will go to her hips and thighs...
>>549696540lol this dude tries to groom literally who vtubers with 20 viewers every couple of weeks and wants to talk about morality
Stop that
>>549700107Divine smite from Shiraoki-sama….
Why does Belno not race? Even if she were mediocre, mid Umamusume running mid careers and achieving a degree to success is nothing new.
>>549700107
>>5496995071200/1000/900 with 600 wit beats a 1200/1000/1200 with 300 wit 8/10 times
>>549700107Shiraoki-sama please forgive their transgression...
>>549700107Thank god I've had (terrible) sex.>>549700135Never!
>>549698384>>549698456>>549698712Thank you>>549698439Those aren't unique skills but thank you any ways, I'll prioritize those skills
>>549700284this I believepower is a meme stat because your wincon is just hitting the accels combowho gives a damn about slowing down a little when the enemies can't catch up
>x beats y z times>saying this during the NSM gamble CMlmao retards
>>549700367rude bitch
gonna be real but I hate speed power stamina
needing end sparks on cafe makes it so much harder to get fuckin S in distance
>>549700393I did the tests bwo, I ran over 50 races and the higher wit lower power uma won almost every time
>>549700367>(terrible) sex.Explain.
SPEEDPOWERSTAMINA
>>549700485only sex havers would understand
>>549700429I've unironically been hitting guts training when I can afford the energy and there are some rainbows there, and it's a noticeable difference for longer races.
>>549700485It was with a man
>>549700235You sure?
>>549699363you're still really wrong
>>549700245I'm sorry, Silence Suzuka, but you NEED butt massages so you don't break your leg during a race. It'll be over in a minute.
>>549700265Even the most mediocre uma has a reason to race and the willpower to see it through.Belno didn't have either of those. She never found a goal, a passion to race, or determination to make something of herself, that's why she gave up pretty early on.
>>549700473it's really notI'm pumping out S long spes all dayjust get better affinity
>>549700220All roads lead to plumpness
>>549700601D bunker on the case...
>>549700653>a goalHow about raping Oguri Cap? She wouldn't really understand what's going on since Oguri isn't sexually aware. Oh, you mean racing. Sorry.
>>549700265not all umas become racers bro, some become trainers, some become farmers, some end up in dead end OL jobs like any other human
>>549700728MEANT FOR >>549700617
AIEEEEEEEEEEEE IT HAPPENED AGAIN
>>549693235PETA managed to steal the shitshow spotlight and post the most cursed uma meme of 2025. Not even the dude straightaway spurting on his monitor a few threads ago come close.
Are we in the West all looking forward to the winter holidays?
why does she dress like a performative male
>>549700881nah the happy meek umanko was funnier
>>549700953God I love how retarded she looks. I love retarded women.
>>549700953the way she looks I'd never guess she'd be a retard
>>549700728>>549700849NOW THAT'S QUITE THE FLATULENT SLIP HUH ANON
>>549700953im retarded
>>549700691post your special week
>>549700953>dressing up in your Sunday best to go to KFCbased retard
>Chieftain ate all the wild carrots
So, when will we address the elephant in the room?
STOP POSTING THAT SUZUKA
Post below this better be good
>>549701151she's ass bro, I don't have my own lmb ksbI'm just saying it's not that hard to get S on her since she's also C end. You just have to sacrifice TWO pink spark slots
>>549701198that CM6 is about to actually start?
nyooooooooom
>>549700409Shut the FUCK up.>>549700485It's not a very interesting story and I don't remember much of it so it'll be short (just like the sex)>Be me 1X years ago>Go to high school prom>mostly terrible (music, food, etc) experience>talk to girl I think I had a crush on me and I kinda liked (she held my hand once and said she missed me when I was gone for a week)>she had smuggled in some alcohol (how i have no idea) and offered to me, i said 'fuck it' and took some>ended up shagging in the lunchroom while being heavily intoxicated, don't remember much except being nude and the cold ass floor>eventually have to shuffle back to the gymnasium where the 'prom' was happening>some teachers probably knew but they didn't say shit
>>549701198what a rude thing to say about special week
>>549700653>>549700265Why race her talent is training
>>549699949BLASPHEMY
>>549701198
>>549701198McQueen may be fat but she's not a elehapnt..
>>549700987the what
>>549701198Danchou said the woman was 18!
>>549700107Are you stupid? Everyone dies. That's not a prediction at all.
>>549700107I've had sex plenty of times. Unfortunately, it was only satisfying like, twice.
Oguri Cap (as in peak qt)
>>549690986Damn
>>549701275Sooner it starts the sooner it can finally end
>go see the peta post about Suzuka >check the quotes >"hhhmmm guys please report this to cygames :nerd:"do these people not know peta is a money laundering scheme backed by thousands of companies?
>>549701198Bourbon, you're pregnant!
>>549701354might be one of the worst experiences I've ever heard
>>549701198don't call oguri that
>>549701163I love these dumb spe edits
well this is awkward
>>549701549I was about to reply with a picture of it but I don't want to infect my device with real umanko
>>549701674I'm the father btw
I THINK WE SHOULD KILL THEM ALL RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>549701151nvm I just finished a runUnfortunately this had THREE failed trainings under 20%, still good though. I have 2/3 aces ready to fight. Just need to redo my speedlet golshi and I'm doneIt's actually slutspe
our time is nowEXTERMINATE THEM
>>549701198No, Curren shouldn’t be disqualified from competing just because she’s HIV-positive. What year are you living in Bourbon?
CALL ME REDDIT IF YOU WANT IM SO PROUD OF MY CAFE
I don't get how pace are suppose to win libra, feels like everyone is just fodder for end closers.
>>549700220The uma fattening shadow cabal..
>>549702031>355 witHow did you get an S uma from URA?
sexno
>>549702040AHHHH COME ON STOP SLACKING SOMEONE GET HER!!!
Uuuhhhhhh…
>>549695210Yes, and we honor their efforts. In a completely unrelated note, PETA should be glued so that horses don't have to
Post the THINGYou know the one
>>549702225
>>549695210>peta is just ragebaiting us with guro now
Playing through Oguri Cap's scenario for the first time ironically just made me like Tamamo Cross more even if Oguri Cap's scenario has pretty heavy (You)-pandering
Which uma would devour this (5.5lbs) in one sitting?
>>549702225Sure
https://x.com/espn/status/72369269576433664
>>549702040If Grass uncovers her mouth I'm gonna smooch her
>>549702328that doesn't look like a lot
>>549702031Deck/Parents?
>>549702409>56m followersall bots
>>549702437Oink oink and whatnot
shiraoki-sama... pleaseodds, I rape the oshi of every single person in this threadeven, and everyone in this thread get to rape my oshi
>>549702328Brian because her gluttony event is her eating a lot of meat with her big-headed sister
>>549702434pack it up obuhi fat
>>549702509holy oinkers
>>549702468ESPN is like the epicenter of normie in the US
Long Corners double circle + Gambit Or Emperors MightorLong corners double + triumphant pulse?
>>549702225Someone will post the Happy Meek umanko
>>549702509Parents? Was it power gener or stam?
>>549702515Shiraoki, pop his balls.
>>549702328Buono
>>549702614corner pulse
if you fags were capable of doing practice runs you wouldn't build umas this retarded or ask these stupid questions
>>549702653Speed and power
>>549702614Gambit
>>549702649>>549702713please shut the fuck up
>>549702713STOP RIGHT THERE
>>549702649>>549702225https://litter.catbox.moe/a3vgqssg6iy8lvkc.jpg
>>549702119Belno's a baaaad girl. Be afraid.
>>549702713Me after using her
>>549702614corner + pulse
>>549702664>bloodlineYeah that won't matter anymore after you pop his balls
>>549702685Embarassing. I do not want to be faced with the reality of my own inadequacy. I can instead be told my deficiencies and instead improve on them endlessly, maintaining my mental image of my potential.
>>549702614>pulse>in a 3000m race
>>549702772Not again...
uh oh
>>549702685lets see yours bwo
I fucked Teio
>>549702325(You) will pull for her in January
>>549702869soul
I fucked anon above me
>>549702772clickeddid not regretmy gf's look better
>>549702713She looks so at ease. Majestic, even. Surely no one will have non-pure thoughts about this lovely creature. We're normal men.
>>549702772Looks more juicy than ningen pussy ngl
>>549694085Close enough. Welcome back Super Tofu Boy.
>>549702812>Ripped pantyhoseJesus CHRIST Belno is sexy
>>549702772
whole thread needs to be deleted
what were they thinking when designing this characters
>>549702893Same. she even called me daddy later
>>549702998>>549703016post your gf pussy, i don't believe it is better than happy meek's
>>549702409My mom says "Marvelous Sunday" regularly and she doesn't know about uma musume
>>549703079>t. American with ED
>>549702331Is this a reference to a drawing from an old creepypasta?It's scratching that part of my memory. How frustrating that I can't tell which one it reminds me of.
My first S at long last. Sucks no long S ofc but pretty solid skills, so probably beats my sub-par Long S cafes
>>549703151>god i love boobsprobably this
playing uma musume has made me adept at understanding completely random Keiba references in anime
>>549703156I wish this was Gold City
>>549703160no way fag get your own
>>549703156what is the sauce for this? i can never find this iwara artist
Burying my face in Dantsu Flame's cleavage while she gives me cheese
>>549703194Deck/Parents?
>>549702998>t. chestnut lover
>>549703246samethanks to it I managed to catch the OG Yaiba anime's Oguri reference
>>549703319https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/137274319
>>549702085They just don't have the accels to win right now.In the future there'll be pacers with better uniques and cards with better skills (Pasa Speed SSR) to help them win
>>549703184I love every time you post this picit might just FEEL familiar and not be a particular reference, at least to me with how it sort of resembles slender man or that tall woman who rapes boys
>>549703354same as here > >>549699314 except I borrowed a good rudolf
>>549703406Wait what post it?
Alright. Listen to this theorycraft. Your uma is immune to pace down while under the effects of a velocity skill. Wouldn't this mean Anchor's Aweigh is a decent inherit to abuse that mechanic? Your end closer, whoever the fuck it is, becomes immune to pace down for 3.6 seconds in the mid race and that's huge.
Does a male offspring of a uma not get any of the magically nuclear reactor power bleedover? You have little teenagers matching the average speedlimit of a car but I'm suppose to believe thr fastest man alive can't even reach half that speed.
Whose career am I doing again?
>>549703478>tall woman who rapes boysWait surely the Slit-Mouthed Woman urban legend didn't start like that right, that's just hentai brainrot?
>>549703416>no patreon, skeb or fanboxwhat the fuck is the point
>>549703547For 160 skill points your uma gets a negligible increase in speed but becomes immune to pace down for 3.6s somewhere between 50% and 60% into the race. Does that sound worth it to you compared to investing in a late-race acceleration skill?
>>549702772The horse looks very annoyed with having its picture taken of its bare ass. These animals really are intelligent.
>>549703614>tachyon plays the role of a protagonist>wahhhh booo>tachyon plays the role of an antagonist>wahhhh boooYou people are allergic to anything that isn't contrarian.
>>549703519I don't remember the episode, but they were rooting for an "Ugly Musashi" to win (the subber wasn't familiar with keiba, it's Oguri Musashi)
Oguri needs more lewds
>>549703657I don't know, but I sure hope it is real
>>549703547There is no pace down after the first 41.6% of the race and this unique procs at 50%.
>>549702772STOP
>>549703585nopethey just become normal human male
>>549703614Don't you love cucking your trainee Cafe?
>>549703547too expensive
I can watch Beginning of a New Era having only watched season 1 and 2 right? It's self-contained?
>>549703864Not possible. Oguri isn't sexy. She's cool, but has no sex appeal.
>>549703657you're correct, the slit-mouthed woman legend started in the 70s
Post something Nice, or naturally.
>>549703720for the love of cubby
we out here racking stacks neigha
>>549699492kek what a raped MARE
>>549704024This but unironically
>>549703946>It's self-contained?yes
>>549703946new era happens first, but it should be fine anyway
>>549703946Yes.
I TURNED MYSELF INTO A PICKLE KITACHANI'M PICKLE AI
>>549703946Everything uma related is self contained because its a different protagonist for every new entry and the only lore dump they provide is like the basic world building of people not knowing why the girls run.
Imagine Teio trying to monopolize you during Naice Nature's career similar to Tachyon appearing in Cafe's
Uh, so, who's the Riko of MANT?
>>549704120>new era happens firstthe era it's about happens after teio and spe
>>549702812>>549702119Please don't rape me
>>549703547or you just get any mid race skill and have 3s of pace down immunity and not shit on your velocity and skill point economy?
>>549703946It's self-contained, but you should probably watch Road to the Top first, as its events took place one year before
>>549704191etsuko
>>549704024
>>549704191Throne but it only comes out near the end
>>549704176I would kill Teio if she does that
>>549704191no one
>>549703946You should watch Road To The Top for context on certain things, particularly Opera O.
>>549703804I'm not really complaining, I enjoyed Cafe's career a lot and I think that a large part of what made it so good was having the consistent presence of Tachyon for Cafe to interact with. I wish more careers had the same level of character development between umas. I just found that particular phrasing at the end to be amusing as it sounds like Tachyon is calling you her trainer.
>>549703920Then future generations of males are doomed to either fall into the twink fuckboy or fat balding category. The strength disparity is way too retarded.
>>549703478>it might just FEEL familiar and not be a particular referenceIt's probably just that, tho I did manage to recall a similar kind of imagery on Yume Nikki's "Bloody Touching Monster" (didn't even know that thing had a name)
>>549703585>>549703920>>549704363no, they are more durable than non-uma males
>>549704191matikanefukukitaru
Call the spark
>>549700953>performative male>No shashiko jacket>No workwear jacket>No matcha>No apple airbuds>Not even a techbro vestPlease stop it. Actual zoomers post here
Just got to the part where Silence Suzuka breaks her leg in the anime. Kinda sad. Wonder if they'll actually put her down or if she's just on cheerleader duty.
first COguri runis this good?
I think there's something really cute about NTR, I can't wrap my head around it
>>5497044652 speed
>>549704465Guts.
>>5497044651* wit
>>549700953why the fuck are her legs so long
>>5497044651 wit
>>549704476she'll be sent to America
>>549703946The only flaw in your plan is that if you go from S3 to Beginning of a New Era the jump in quality is amazing, but if you watch Beginning of a New Era first and then later decide that you want to watch S3 you're going to find the drop in quality to be horrendous.
>>549704465Why are you farming Pasa sparks
>>549704537High waist pants makes legs look longer
>>549704518>>549704531BZZZT>>549704535>>549704559Close, wit is the weirdest spark, guts is instaglue but wit makes you think it may work for something
>>549704501hello? this isnt the jp thread
>>549704501wrong thread
I really want to have sex with Suzuka.
>>549704465> >300 gutsyep its guts spark
>>549704024Explain this then!>>549704115>>549704120>>549704120>>549704138>>549704152>>549704240>>549704335Alright, I was just worried I would have to watch S3 before it for some reason, just wanted something quick before going to bed and another fan run seemed TOO obvious
>>549704426NahThey are just normal dudesOnly the love of an umamusume and the blessings of the three goddesses render guys immune to physical trauma
So basically if you whiff NSM you just lose?
CUTE CUTE CUTE
>>549704568Because they have better healthcare? Wait, isn't that bad? Cingrey said American racers more aggressive and we see MMB literally beat up Oguri to the point where she has to slow down.
>>549704501kys brown, this is a WHITE global thread
>>549704191
>>549704636fffuckkkkkkkalso yeah, its in a really odd spot for me where i might possibly use if i have 0 wit cards for whatever reason but 90% of the time id just take the standard spd/pwr/stm
>>549704663she already reserved a sex appointment with me
>>549704713taikis trainer is a lucky man
>>549704663NO YOU CAN'T
>>549704682>draw a pregnant girl>call it fatOne of the greatest gaslights
>>549704636I can't believe I guessed wrong. I'm going to kill myself.
>>549704363Are you going to stop doing something just because someone is better than you at it? Are you going to stop playing UmaMusume because there are whales who have a much easier time getting S rank umas with their full MLB SR/SSR decks while you struggle to even consistently reach A+ with your borrowed MLB Kitasan Black? No. Just because Usain Bolt existed doesn't mean other runners in his generation stopped trying. And with fitness, there's value in just being physically fit even if you're not the strongest around. Plus no one would deny a man for being strong, even if his partner is an umamusume who can nonchalantly lift his PR that he worked towards for years.
>>549704759>The era of the whitesUmmmm cygames???
>>549704721Yes. Enjoy your luck game.
>>549704721if someone else gets it early they win
>>549704812Yeah sorry, that's been pushed back. Better luck next time.>>549704849Get ready.
>>549704663agemasen
>>549704501I get that JP has insane amounts of skill points, but holy shit, look at all those golds!
>>549704850I recently commissioned some Fat Pasa and totally not pregnant. Stay tuned.
>>549704759
>>549704850I think that particular artist is just into stuffing. Can't until we get this update, my play time is going to skyrocket just watching them walking with their tummies out...
>>549704850
>>549705009I really like this imagepost more
>>549705129F A T
>>549705129Pregnant...
>>549705129X belly button = fatinverted belly button = pregnant
>>549705129By me (except Special Week, a bald fat bastard did it)
>>549705129
me trying to actually watch rttt and beginning of a new era instead of only tiktok edits without falling asleep (I already lost the challenge)
>>549705131Post more JP content I'm not aware of
In a different timeline, Mejiro Mcqueen raced in 1990 arima and just beat oguriThat would be funny
>>5497046361+1 wit spark guess is a 2 wit spark guess. We totally got it. Also never felt like I've needed wit sparks even though I know they theoretically could help hit the 400-500 wit threshold more comfortably. I may mess around with them at some point though just to see how it goes.
>>549705129as autistic as this sounds, as i was in a really bad place mentally when the first season aired and seeing all this round bellies helped me to trudge along to better days. i wish i could thank the madman that include his poorly-veiled fetish on the show personally
torena, which way?Maruzensky cosplaying as Super CreekORSuper Creek cosplaying as Maruzensky
>>549704191MANT doesn't have any scenario link characters
>1200/1080/770>13.6k>only 100 points lower than my 1200/1000/1000 gold ship with 13.7kHuh?
>>549705291I was genuinely surprised to see that Oguri Cap and Mejiro McQueen's careers have an overlap.
>>549704501Whats the innate skill like?
>>549705373game Maruzen is cuter so
>>549705424Oguri is to Mcqueen the same way Rudolf is to Teio
>>549705424The entirety of main story chapter 1 happens in chronological order, and it's likely that cingray might be ending with kitahara passing on the reigns to (You) and McQueen
>>549705129why is she crying?
>>549705373Taiki Shuttle cosplaying as Silence Suzuka
>>549704906F2Ps will get access to S rank umas on MANT
>>549705551Oguri beat her.
Everyone kept ignoring speed...
>>549705424Mackqueen raced as long as NTR iircNTR's last race was her getting blasted by Kris S
>>549705420Not having 1k+ pow means you get shredded by everyone else leading into the late race. You are guaranteed to lose unless everyone fucks up even harder.
>>549704501I just can't find the path between struggling to get more than 4 golds, or 10 white skills, and not even capping 1200speed to this monstrosity4 years is really a lot, I guess
Does anyone have a guide on how to set up the chink bot?
>>549705615absolutely not true, as long as you have 800+ power you're good, 901 is the maximum you should aim for
>>549705553ALMOST THERE
>>549705542>this means star blossom is not canon in the game's timeline
>>549700953>calstone legsallthewayup o
You should download JP uma and roll now
>>549705809This could be a bad Facebook meme>girls when they're well-fed>girls when they're dieting
>they added a masters challenge oguriwhat the fuck how do I even beat this fucking monster, she has like 30 fucking gold skills
>>549705949I agree, indo tard.
>>549705949I don't know how
>>549705809I wonder if everyone just lives on campus after they retire from racing or still attend school for careers after their racing campaign is over.
I can't cap speed on 0% growth umas
>>549705809What a difference. I don't have any images of Creek from CinGray but I don't think it would be hard for her to look better than she does here.
>>549706052you will get stronger umas
Cinderella Gray Oguri collab is going to be a simultaneous global release right? No way Cygames is going to make us wait 5 years to pull for a collab of a currently running anime.
>>549705949i tried when still in love came out but DMM kept rejecting my VPN so i lost interest
>>549706052I used Chrono and beat her just fine
>>549705339Sex
Is the chinkbot any good if I just want it to get me some decent grandparents and parents?
>>549706052How's the new Ogrui alt?
>>549706083symboli rudolf is forever stuck in school lol, she's long retired
Oguri is a fraud not gonna lie
>my work put a fucking faraday cage around the workplace to allow everything else but me specifically from playing uma musume You can’t be serious. Outside of work I can play the game, but the moment I enter the building I get an error message
I love getting my daughter addicted at an early age
>>549706098Anime cingray creek is absurdly pretty. The warm colors fit her really well
I will not be using Goldshi for this CM.
>>549706095use 4 speed cards or pray for a high roll
>>549705809>domestic violence rates in lesbian couples
>>549706260She is good but is a mile and Arima specialist
>>549706124Isn't x mas oguri out soon as well?
>>549706052AAAAIIIIEEEEEE HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>549706319Good on (you), bro. Show us your squad.
>>549706124The anime hasn't caught up to the manga. I anticipate it will release when it goes into season 3. The global release is only rewarding people on the anime episode airing.
>>549706260nips are calling it the second coming of XOguri, so you can make a quick guess
>>549706274Not in bed
>>549706124>least retarded umaJP poster
>5 double circles>4-1 loss....?
>>549706409I will once I tard wrangle my Opera and get close to the results I'm looking for. I think my Brian and Hishiama are ready.
>>549706295Cute!
Wtf the VF tranny has been livestreaming as Vivlos. How is this allowed? He's ruining her for me.
>>549706413Does this sort of thing happen with gacha that release way later globally? Acceleration is one thing, but swapping banners? I only played SIF before uma
post sweaty post-race umas
>>549706537no, never. If COguri were to release right now she would need her entire kit to be reworked because she would completely dominate every track (even non mile/arima) if she released as is
Bwos do I fucking roll? Honestly her unique is useless as a spark, her default is still better.
>>549706505Using an uma as your avatar for monetised content feels like a scummy move
>>549706537Uncharted territory anon. Everyone thought they were sticking to a 1 for 1 release schedule and then we got a bunch of QoL updates and changes way ahead of schedule. The timeline is more of a rough estimate than a 1 for 1 now.
I need Inari sex
>>549706319Same. My pace laisu WILL job to ends every race and lose and I WILL be happy
>>549705373Racing outfit or casual?
>>549706664save for forever young
>>549706664Honestly, Gran is still better for miles and there's a lot of umas you can use for Arima like Chrono or Donna so I don't really see a reason to get her unless you really like her
whats the point of shilling the latest oguri here I don't get it
>>549706664Explode
>>549706838>>549706814I'm feeling the semi-limited FOMOaaaiiieee
>>549706052Wait so Oguri forma de Cinderella is a Pace? What does her unique do btw?
>>549706664>152k caratswhat are you saving for?
>>549706286wtf did you do to warrant a farday cage built just for you!? Did you fail a big deal because you were playing uma or something?
every day until christmas
>>549706887Just buy the actual blu-ray and get her with the selector there instead, ez
kita-chan...
>>549706052That's the fun part, you DON'T! You simply get fucked in the ass and enjoy the gray ride.
>>549706907You mean "every day until winter holidays"?
>>549706319i'll just press autoselect and hope whatever horses I have are good enough to win some carats
>>549706896NTA but anniversary/Almond Eye is in February and there's definitely gonna be some retarded busted support card too so better safe than sorry
>>549706896He's not saving for anything, there's just been nothing worth rolling for.THAT'S OUR FUTURE.
>>549706664>no ponytail versionSo lame. SO FUCKING LAME.
>>549706537unless they somehow release a watered down version of Forever Young for global at the same time as the normal one comes to JP this is never gonna happen
Post something cute
>>549706891She is pace only looking at her skills alone. Basically her accel skill evolves into one that can be used into mile races too. Both <Pace - Long> and <Pace - Mile>It activates instantly during the final phase
>>549707047something cute
>>549707081Thats nice Pace finally gets alot of love in the future. Assuming alot of us are still playing by then
>>549706298finally a VN worth playing
>>549707032Me as this dude tapping to the beat of Oguri's moves
>>549706896I'm saving for Lucky Lilac, Red Desire, Almond Eye, Curren Bouquetd'or, Admire GrooveBasically MARES>>549707032She does have the ponytail
>>549707194Pace is the strongest style right now, especially with umas like gentil and chrono (soon to be almond eye too). They get a ton of skills and the recent super busted teio speed card is catered to pace as well
Holy shit is this true...
Fucking salty that i got kicked from my club but not the flatlining "burned out" nigger since last month
>>549707047something cute>>549707304>Basically MARESbased
>>549706052use your own Oguri so you fight against a monster Ryan instead
>>549707047I only have lewds and nudes my umas send me
>>549707450give us the name
>>549707450NAME THE CLUB
>>549707192mini-skirt?well I say not mini enough!
lol this shit is cute
>>549707192nice
Okay I really need to train something specific to beat her
>>549707450What did you do, though.....
>>549707557ive never lost to her
when do legend races become permanent?
>>549704761the real suzuka's owners planned on racing him in america
>>549707538uma chibis are so soulful
>>549707032I wish Norn Ace was real...
>>549707538>random chibisthis just the new TT screen or whats up?>>549707557Gentle Wife owner...
>>549706537People are saying never, but this actually used to happen quite a lot back in DBZ Dokkan Battle. Global was about a year behind JP, but we'd share major celebrations and events that had the same units released on both versions at the same time.These units were generally stronger than other units on Global at the time, but no one cared because it was fun and hype. There's a few other games I've played that have also done consecutive releases, but I doubt it happens here. If anything, I wish they'd give us autorun faster.
>>549705373Mauenskyjust because I like her a lotfor value I'd say creek cosplaying maruzensky would be better
>>549707729She's a horrible bully.
>>549702350DIGITAN LOVE
>>549707910yeah but gyarus give me boners so she gets a pass
>>549704761Suzuka is 9 km in the front, no ones gonna hit her
>>549707304bit long but that is a relief, better than that goofy ass long hair she gets later in cingray. Ponytail was just so fuckin cute.
Is coming to this thread like logging into WoW classic for JP players? Seeing people running around excited about years-old characters.
>>549707372Damn most of my favorite umas are paceSo goto cards are Almond and Teio? I guess I just need to survive not burning out
>>549707889
It's Kotatsu season!
>>549707476Gold Shitty
>>549707954Burgers don't do frontrunning?
is big head Oguri a gaslight?
>>549708047anime loves the fuck outta kotatsus but just cant fathom enjoying an oven on my crotch
I dont have a favorite uma yet...
>>549706098Sex.
>>549708149Wheres the erotic lingerie bikini outfits...
>>549708053She is VERY cute!
Ponytail Oguri Cap (as in peak) is the same power level as Gohan Blanco
>>549708149was hoping they were going to tweak the model to be more like cingray, unfortunate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBydgS_5jskThis is what peak performance looks like. It is the most kino winning live and they'll also not do anything similar ever again.uma uma uma was good tho
>>549708042
>>549708353
>>549706905I do all of my work, but every moment otherwise is spent playing uma or reading uma fanfic
>>549708353I NEED to make one of these for Brian but its been ages since I've touched video programs
>>549706286Its okay anonIm not even allowed to bring my phone within 50 feet of my workplace
>>549708158it's largely because Japanese walls folded over 1000 times have jackshit insulation so it's more of a space-heater replacement
So whats their problem?
>>549708158You can just turn off the heater and enjoy your coffee table that comes with a blanket/comforter
>>549708727I can't believe PETA of all things is making fresh OC for us... piping hot off the presses just for us
H-hot.... dog...?
>>549708727not enough euthanized animalsthey need more sacrifices
>>549708812Is that morce code? What is she trying tell me?
>>549708410
manhattan cafe BIG LOVE
>>549708635>Japanese walls folded over 1000 times have jackshit insulationSo like your average american home!
>>549708812I'll make this dyke beg for my cock
>>549707372>game releasespace is busted>game in jp nowpace is bustedI HATE PACES
>>549708828In an alternative universe uma is an American game and she says Sushi instead
I love mares
>>549708727I think getting shipped with someone as bland, boring and forgettable as special week and having to be with them for an eternity is a fate worse than death.
>>549709024>pace is busted nigga we just went front>late>end meta for the past 3 CMs where is pace
>>549709141I can’t trust anons here from not fucking horses. I remember that one dude who asked if he should wear a condom with a mare.
>>549708994I wish my apartment in Tokyo had half the insulation of my apartment in Texas
>>549709207who
>>549709164Bwo your Taiki?
>>549709164pace has been consistently strong, perhaps not always meta, but always strong enoughCM4 was the only one pace didn't dominateCM1 and 2 was oguri contesting goldshipCM3 had PasaCM5 had TaikiCM6 will have lucky pacers which isn't VERY strong, but still the only viable option outside of endcucks
>>549709256What?
>>549709369cutest teio artist>>549708961now make one for her
>>549709369>train teio >come to see her as your daughter >three years later, she confesses to you How do you respond without Usagi Dropping it?
More like "El Condor Caga" lmao
I fucking hate the Trainer(male)!
chat is this real
>>549709504
>>549709256My favorite Vtuber MariMari_EN
>>549709490You accept her feelings.
her head is not that big
NIGGER
>>549707448>>549708727They have historically enjoyed trolling gamers, while ignoring actual problems and hypocritically euthanizing animals early themselves. They stayed completely silent all through the Mikayla Raines fur farm drama, even after she killed herself. They don't care about actually saving animals lol.
>>549709490I fuck her dadmom and maintain a slightly uncomfortable relationship with her where things are always slightly sexually tense
Manhattan CUTE! My coffee wife will protect me from all the bad voices!
>>549709490some daughters fuck their dads too~~
>>549701893Bro, you should test your Speshit in random rooms. Those skills with that low WIT are unreliable to proc her ult. You should've gotten Ramp/It's On. Just sayin' from experience
>>549709601But what if I want to accept the feelings of nice nature instead? I don’t want to marry Teio
>>549709606Her boobs are, though.
>>549709606You know what's really big though? my love for her
>>549709018>dykeRetard
>>549709327>>549709382Taiki underperformed in CM5, late surgers dominated a lot more
>>549708727They want training failures to be more violent and gruesome, and then when the girls get transferred, they want to see an animation of them getting turned into glue
mfw i get a rainy heavy kikuka sho during creeks careeri just abandoned her career that shit was retarded
>>549709607good pic
>Mogs your favorite SeiyuuTopRo is the best singer of them all, only Goldshi comes close
>>549709490>how do you handle a daughterwifeWith a daughterwife pregnancy
>>549709716Shoulda been natures trainer then
Nice, last ditch effort to get a parent for Cafe's end closer aptitude.
>>549709490>without Usagi Dropping it?BOLD of you to assume that I wouldn't go all in on the matter, to upset western nations high and wide.
>>549709672https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/9845304
>>549708727What the fuck lmao
14 days 1.5 hours until she's under my tree
>>549709710she's doing fineit's either gambling the corners or dyingit's no biggieshe doesn't even need her ult if swinging procs
>>549709892If there's one time Cyjews need to get litigious and ruin a career, is now
>>549709896>until she's under my treeShe will BE the tree, mate.
>>549709896AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SANTA PLEASE BRING ME A RUDOLF
>>549709745lol notaiki was consistently stronglates were only beating her when the gambling worksmy own taiki was plat and shat on lates consistently
>>549709537Becoming dobers trainer and slowly helping her work through her dislike of men!Slowly growing emotionally close to eachother over the course of her career!Brutally killing myself in a place where she will discover the body giving her trauma that she will NEVER recover from!
>out of daily runs>still can't get good parents>my current parents are at best 2* blue and a shit pink>have a lot of stam leftShould I use my own shitty parents hoping I somehow get a good 3* blue/good pink to use as a grandfather?
>>549709892>what if not-real life was like real lifeI swear Someone there probably is into ryona and could barely contain their hard on when pitching that stupid idea.
>>549709607heh
>>549709580she's live right now!
>>549710045
>>549709896CHRISTMAS DINNER MAIN DISH
>>549709606Biwa's fluffy hair is perfect
https://x.com/ryumrykk/status/1998966968528023589kino....
>>549710101yesgetting grandparents is the hardest part
I'm sorry Dantsu Flame but you lit the fire of passion in me with your smoking hot body
Teio does NOT want to fuck her trainer.
>failed the Riko top option on my 3 borrow runs
>>549710045>Brutally killing myself in a place where she will discover the body giving her trauma that she will NEVER recover from!WTF b-based
>>549710045>not hanging yourself after giving a one liner to Dober and dying while she's tryng to support your bodyngmi
>>549710293retard
>>549707993For speed, yes. Almond Eye is basically the equivalent of Kitasan where it's the best generalist speed card and Teio is a pace specialist speed card but is busted enough to be used as a stat stick for more speed too
>
same energy
>>549710203>Same cutscene, but they gave it a 2nd pass, with improved knowledge over the engine and animationFor once I have to agree, this is in fact pretty "kino".
>>549710230Maybe yours doesn't
The Anon below me has a conifer needle stuck on his penis. Basically he is a tree fucker. Reply to post with a tree pun and Rudolf will appear your room on chrismas eve wearing a chrismas tree costume
Another 5xx/5xx/5xx/1xx/1xx by the kicker shoAnother 30 tp down the drain....
>>549710220>top tier body>forever going to be relegated to lower tier of fanart because she didn't win shit and isn't a franchise darlingIt isn't fair
>>549710354kinda
>>549710045Dober opens the door gently...
>>549710345Do you guys still use 3 speed cards or just 2 or even yet 1?
suddenly Rice's SSR event is no longer completing. like it's a 30% pass rate in the last few days, what the fuck
>>549710105You should've seen the pokemon gore fangame they made, and the Cooking Mama gore fangames. Someone on the team definitely enjoys animal guro and shock humor. Peta has always been hypocritical.
>>549710461same happening here
>>549710412Typically 1 or 2 at most depending on the uma or scenario. 3+ is just way too overkill and you need to pump up the other stats too
>>549709537One of my greatest fetishes is, as a male, to fall in love with a lesbian and slowly creeping into her heart, failing, giving up on her, and supporting her ways just for her to realize her feelings towards me so I'm literally the only male in her life and then fuck her brains out while she engages in tribadism behind my back, but knowing her children are mineFor some reason Dober makes me feel that way
Twice in a row I've seen someone bring an oonige Suzuka + Daiwa rocket combo only to just barely lose out to Golshi at the endGolshi cup is just silly at this point
>>549710530>Once had a lesbian friend, got along with her GF as wellBet your ass I was dreaming of exactly what you just wrote lmao
>>549710303thats b level horror movie tierin other words pretty good
why is she like this
>>549710412you can use 1 of each type now, but people sometimes run 2 of the same type when chasing a specific skill
>>549710494They've got some talent and creativity there. It's all horribly misguided, of course, but their assets and art appear to have always been mostly original. Makes you think if they're throwing a fat paycheck at an artist or if they have some creative in-house who's just a fuckin retard/brainwashed
>>549710727Her yakuza tits are NOT THAT huge! But they should be!>>549710743My daughter is VERY needy, please understand. Her mother warned me about this in advance, but getting used to it took a while.
>>549710727Kitas Kita's are NOT that big!
>>549710530So... erm... what's your greatest fetishe as a female then?
>>549710531My daiwa rocket consistently lose to my own goldship by head/neck. It'll make a good back up if goldship decides to shit the bed I guess
>>549707587Nothing. Bottom 3 this month but can hit the quota. Got kicked for an avatarfagging cringe faggot
FUCKING LMAO
Oguri Cap is a heroine....
>>549710530>One of my greatest fetishes is, as a maleAs opposed to what, being a tranny? Transbians are also exactly like this with this exact fetish, but the reality is real women lesbians don't want TIMs. Bisexual women will fall for it but only because they're still straight. Any "lesbian" that would convert or accept a man is just a bisexual woman. Same thing with dominant women that think they can cure gay men, when in reality only bisexuals would "convert" to straight.
>some anons are still stressing over an event results of which are forgotten 2 hours after it finishesWhat the fuck is your problem?
>>549710973I believe in Oguri.
Female dads and their chud gyaru daughter (I didn't get Oguri)
>>549710923HAHAAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT I DIDNT THINK O THAT LMAO
baby tanuki poster died
Taking Kitasan out for a nice dinner date and she mogs every other uma there with her surprisingly fat fucking tits
>>549710832Rudolf...
>>549711132cute and sexy teio
#SexWithCurren
>>549710923COMMUNITY NOTED!!
>>549711175Where's her actual dad?
>>549711175>18* speedWhat are we doing
>>549710648Two of my highschool/college crushes were lesbians, you bet your ass that fetish arose in order to cope with my personal experience>>549710893I assume being a dom who finds true love would be the girliest fantasy I've had>>549711002>sudden tumblr meltyClose xitter and touch grass
is oguri cap the faker of umamusume?
>>549710045this but permanently breaking king halo's character
>4 back to back energy drain eventsyeah nah im not doing that id rather start a new career its retarded that the game just suddenly decides to drain all your energy and then leave you on awful mood
i want to polish princess's forehead
>>549710923Oh no!A community note!Peta is DOOMED forever!Peta is broken eternally!
>>549710973My heroine is so cool...
>>549711378I want to polish her big boobs
CM6 SCRIM33009907LONG SLOP GET IN
I think this meme is gay, but for some reason I enjoy this image a lot
>>549711381RetardCN means PETA won't be able to profit from any engagement
>>549711441Urara is cute and so is this silly image
>>549711332I would NEVER do that to king halo you sick fuck.
>>549711261>in order to cope with my personal experience"Thankfully" mine were an internet thing, so I didn't had to suffer through my heavy crush on one of them personally.>>549711441It's dumb as hell, but also oddly endearing and cute.
>>549711242Speed sparks raised speed caps, 9* speed is the way to go for current JP environment. Very rarely you'd want anything other than speed because it doesn't raise speed caps. 18* speed make it possible to hit 2k speed.
>Return to dustAre umas even human?
>>549711551And you think PETA cares about that?They've been doing this since before twitter existed
Good night Anons I will not be joining you guys in the next thread so please dont make any loud noses that make wake up the horse
which ones are good?
my osananajimi is so cute
>>549711181he said goodnight like 4 hours ago
>>549709537Help emotionally Dober, create an unique bond with Dober, confess my love to Dober, shit talk behind Dober's back using a social media alt, show Dober the account's posts! Make her believe everyone but me hates her! Facilitating marriage with Dober! Having children with Dober! Confess to Dober about the social media account! Tell her that our love life is fake! Watch Dober grab a knife! See Dober break down in tears! Dober is too weak and used to a normal life now, giving Dober the affection she needs, make her think we can start again... ||Cheat on Dober||
40 more days
>>549711653They care about making money Their performances are about making moneyThey kill off animals because of over keep, they never burn money for a messageThey explicitly care more about money than anything elseSo yes, they would care about getting community noted
>>549711652Anon...You know all animals CAN become dust... not just humans... You know it, right?You don't believe all horses that die instantly become glue... r-right?
>>549711652They're not human, they're umamusume...
>>549711197>American Pharoah>brown skinned
>>549711435LONG SLOP PART 251342259
>>549711807>he thinks the twitter money is the end goalRetard
>>549711809>You don't believe all horses that die instantly become glueThe field manual says you turn them to red mist with dynamite actually
>>549711653LITERALLY the only reason that PETA does these clickbait hyper aggressive ads IS TO MAKE MONEY, in a false hope to get attention for donations and more, or in todays world interaction money on Xitter.You're truly delusional if you can't accept any of this being a simple fact of life, maybe you should read up on how sketchy and shady PETA has been over the last decades.
>>549711551Nishino's flower
>>549711261most women are submissive
>>549711773retard
>>549711882La Luz ExtinguidoActually a good name for a burgertard horse
white power
>>549711667Rice for maestro and long blue gold skillOguri is usable for good skill hintsFor regular run if you only want to slot 1 power just bring Vodka, if you're training long umas bring rice
>>549711963Which is boring as hell. Never go 3D
>>549711773>||This isn't Discord, Dober-anon... Let aside how cringe your post is in general, the discord part is worse.
>>549711904not a single gold shit in sight...all is good
>>549711927>unironically defending PETADon't you have some more family pets the euthanize?
>>549712017I don't know what your jiggerish means but it's a wasted opportunity not to ape on that textboox white pharoah design
>>549711261Not a melty, just being honest. Sorry if the truth hurts. Glad you're also honest about your cuck experience.In exchange, you can know that I knew a guy that thirsted over a lesbian couple in high school and they absolutely hated him and told me so personally, lol. At the time I didn't really understand why he was hellbent on having what he couldn't have when I was single for a long time and was friendly then. Taught me one of many lessons about why men don't actually appreciate doormat nice girls. Never heard from him after graduation. The lesbians moved out of state to a more liberal state and getting married.
Biwa Hayahide's voice is not what I expected it to be.
>>549711773You must be older than 18 to post here
>>549712075I need nishino flower
>>549711773>||Dork
>>549711197>“These fans have shown enthusiasm for a sport that previously most of them had never even heard of, dressing up in full costume at a racetrack,” Klein said. “They’ve done their part. Now it’s our turn to welcome them with open arms.”>His recommendations included themed events, cosplay-friendly race days, costume contests, marketing that emphasizes horse personalities rather than wagering alone, and limited-edition merchandise.
>>549711904LONG SLOP PART 343257809
>>549711954DudeThey make money out of these stuntsBut not from twitterHow hard is it to understand that the end goal is more shady goes beyond whatever Elon could give them>>549712075>never defend peta>thinks i'm defending petaReading comprehension is a dead skill
>>549712028wtf was T.M. Opera O's problem
>>549712172
>>549712139>they absolutely hated him and told me so personallyHAH FUCKING WAW! Reminds me of a story my lesbian couple once told me. Boys in their school would actively talk shit to them, but not just simply for being lesbos, but for "stealing the girls away" lmao.
Bread>>549712416>>549712416>>549712416
>>549712362put that away... nishino flower....
>>549712423retard
>>549712267She's a rude horse. Also, very minor spoilers for Cafe's career, Opera somehow senses Cafe's friend and assumes that it's evil so she's trying to protect Doto.
>>549693364I have my money ready. >>549705089is there a youtube version that is not the awful 720p version?
>>549712423Fuck you! We want Ryan!
>>549712259LONG SLOP PART 496288842THE BEGINNING OF THE END
>>549711882>>549712109I don't think you seem to realize just how many spanish people live in America
>>549712154She sounds like a big headed mommy what did you expect?
>>549712503LONG SLOP PART 573549328THE END TIMES
could we get a long slop part 5
has anyone gotten a sub 3 minute finishing time for libra
>no more borrows>still 70 TP remainingEhhhhhhhh.....
>>549712787The reported times are fake.Time a race yourself then look at what the game tells you.
>>549711605That's fine she can join the other schizo umas after I'm done with her
>>549693828Mango is such a disgusting looking font to use outside of SFX
