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Teio!
Hate you neighas
Am I gonna have to re-do all my parents in MANT? Just saw how long a fucking run of that takes, and I'm worried.
I like coffee
DAAAAAHHHHHBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
sorry teio....
>>549712579I don't
MY CAFE DOESN'T HAVE SPURTTTTTTTTTTT
>>549712672I want to spurt inside cafe
I'll never forgive cygay for not making oguri's new alt bare shoulders
Thoughts on Oguri Cute?
Performing cunnilingus on Teio until my tongue falls off from licking her pussy too much
>>549712563No, your good parents will become grandparents of really good parents.
>>549712717Will be getting her a 3rd time.
What do you think of this boy(sad)?
>>549712717Sexy as hell and powerful
>>549712717I want to lick her barely exposed hips
>>549712512>>549712579I am now collecting these thanks
>>549712810>elbow snap memehaha
TM Opera O has become a torena
>>549712915https://mega.nz/folder/Au10FJBL#ifquZCBkg2UkxVpc8GFtVw
>>549712709
the umas probably have a very grippy box they can probably guillotine your dick if you try to pull out
>>549713008>Still no new ones
Thank you all for participatingHad lots of fun and collected some valuable dataBig shootout to amamU for having an incredible 100% participation rate, everyone say something nice for them!
WHITE NARUBI FEET
>>549713025a box? what do they store in it
>>549712663Step aside, TeioSorry, did that sound a little too Rudolf?I should be a Symboli of good manners.Good luck next race, break a leg!
>>549712717Imagine if global got her early to celebrate Cingray as well
>>549713072>doxxing
>>549713025imagine...
this slut has her toes exposed
>>549713025>pull outWhy would I do that?
>>549713118aS faR aS I knoW theY coulD bE mE oR yoU
https://x.com/UA_RTIP/status/1998773303394316664@umagrok is this real?
>>549713178Step aside, 3rd best Gyaru.
>>549713096
>>549713008I want Air Groove rabi!
Oguri is so cool
>>549712438Damn you actually edited the clip, I kneel...
>>549713338why she always breaking glass
>>549713368what's different?
>>549713338TWOMINUTESTO MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDNIIIIIIIGHT
if you fucked and impregnated rudolf would she just give birth to another teio?
>>549713108I was thinking they could do this to ride the Cinderella Gray popularity wave. Would be smart to do, but Cygames is full of old fossils that can't get with the times.
>>549713338so fuarking PEAK bros
>>549713338still has the same end as triumphant pulse
>>549713338
>>549713338MY FUARKING HERO OGURI CAO AS IN PEAK
>>549713338KINOOOOOO
>>549713449What a horrifying though. Let's stop there and not think any further.
>>549713338! I N T E N S E Z O N E !https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-dTfbfUZ5c
>>549713265Despite making up 15% of the fanbase...
please stop looking at Oguri only look at Curren
>>549713338Oguri Cap... Cap as in peak...
Now to dream of winning Libra cup with my non-Goldship aces.
>>549713338Oguri CAPPU!
You, Opera's trainer, is a fucking subhuman nigger. Someone should rape your whore mouth but not before knocking out all your teeth so you can't bite and then repeatedly slam your head onto the turf. Stupid fuck better watch you're back...
GREY POWERGREYS OWN THIS THREAD
>>549713401I autistically requested him to edit it so that it properly started with "Teio" rather than "oTeio"
>>549713449She will shit out Tsuyoshi instead
>>549713481It's a shame really because it's the perfect opportunity to do it but they're set with their established schedule, for now at least.
>cinderella oguri does the horse shake thingCUTE CUTE CUTE
>>549713739Based, more chibi action. When will we get the cute garden thing, is it part of a new scenario?>>549713794BASED!
>>549712438TEIO!
>>549713338She does the thing
>>549713713I can't believe Doto would say this
>>549713338STRONGER THAN ANYONEMORE LOVED THAN ANYONEIT IS OGURI CAP
>>549713859smug ass motherfucker
>>549713072AIEEEEEEEfeel bad for taking spots but my greed knows no endthanks for hosting
>>549713739>>549713840>>549713859oguri is so fucking cute bros
>>549713859cute...
>>549713713Rape me yourself, coward
>>549713859Oguri Shake, as in a cute
>>549713859That's my Oguri Cute.
Anyone want to join Uma&Co
>>549714052you're a teioposter so no
RELEASE OGURI FORMA DE CINDERELLA IN GLOBAL RIGHT NOW CYGAMES
>>549713859her face still looks stupid
umas that would TRAP and BETRAY their trainer?
Who else gets fluffy during winter?
My Teio keeps looking at me loke this, I think something is wrong with her.
Ok so your final thoughts on this retard?
>>549713998You can do the head shaker, huh? The oguri shaker; gimme the oguri shaker, trainee, shake your ears!
>>549714204I need to molest fluffy ears
>>549714214you can't escape
oguri after hanging out too much with norn
>>549713859I do this
>>549714261God this artist is my weakness, mostly cuz he's a luna-fag like myself.>Floofy ear fuckeryaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>549714271what's the lore behind facehugger teio
>>549714214She's warming upCould say she's in heat, evenHelp her cool off, or I will
>>549714239What is the implications of this?
>>549714271Noooooo not Teiomanko!
>>549714239oguri CUTE!
>>549714168The zoomer
>>549712717Ogurin is cute and my wife! I will get all her alts
>>549713739They're too cute...
>>549714379ZR but for vagina bones
oguri looks so stupid in the game....
>>549714413Shouldn't have failed your junior race
>>549714351Idk but it's spreading
>>549714239Stole her rightful spot.
>>549714413cute... more pls
>>549714351>>549714386Teio step!
>>549714524Now compare anime Creek to game Creek
>>549714379I wonder who could be behind this post
>>549713859it's cap, as in peak
There is nothing stopping you from rerolling in JP for new Oguri
>>549714413What is this?
>willingly rolling for oguri
>Named "Teio My Goat">Teio is in none of the teams
>>549713859>tfw they'll never backwards implement the head shake into her base and previous alt
so the new oguri is only good on arima kinen?
>>549714590I want both Creeks to slap my face with their tits
>>549714709Yes
Uma&Co has slots for 2 active torenas, very comfy club, shoe trading at every timezone, gameplay discussion often happens30mil monthly quota very comfy, no penis inspection, just play the gameDrop ID if interested
cute cute CUTE!!!
I have a bad habit of forgetting I received hot spring tickets in my runs and skipping over them instead of turning skip off
>>549713607>>549713338
>>549714874the gay smile ending ruins it
>>549714413Your office/home door would be blasted off its hinges the second your trainee even had the idea that you might possibly be considering transferring away from themHell kawakami princess immediately came running to your office after only having a bad dream that you died in some anime scenario and had to be consoled while bawling her eyes out
What happened to uma.moeIt used to be so simple and easy, literally just click uma and stats and boom you get resultsNow I can't even look for a 9* Rudolf parent because they keep shoving umas other than Rudolf as the result
>>549714524She looks like an actual hillbilly in the game, I can see her rocking the overalls and the strawhat
>>549714868options>disable skip on unread events
>>549714891YOU CANT POST ART FROM THIS GREAT KING, HE IS DEAD!
Is Oguri really that important to warrant all that?
THE GOAT
what the fuck could this guy possibly be doing
I've been playing since launch and I finally got a speed parent........
>>549715008cap
night..
>>549715008Take off the jacket and let me see your armpits you armpit slut
>>549714413Need more comics about trainers who try to transfer the trainee because they ‘deserve better’ only for the trainee to crash out
I have a request.I would really like to see a gif of manhattan cafe's victory lap face violently shaking up and down from being on 4x speed mode. It's pretty much the only time she ever makes that expression and I think many posters would enjoy posting cafe jittersI believe in you, anon who is more competent than I.
>>549714694Daiichi Rubys trainer leaving a wish on a tree that she find a better trainer than him probably because of a lack of self worth or somethingAnd she finds itFrom the look on her face she may think her trainer is the best for her already
>>549715090Teio is sexiest when she's short and flat.
>>549715114
R-Run away Trainer-san I'll hold her back so she can't run! Some retard told her that your cum was tasty so now she is coming over to get her fill and milk you dry! What the fuck are you standing there for you're in grave danger you need to get out of here you fool!
>>549714983How come?
>>549714906The keiba onna doesn't have this problem.
>>549715090Does a grown up Teio just look like Rudolf?
>the ashen beast
>>549715114>>549715215That's too lewd...
>>549715324does a grown up (you) just look like (you)r dad?
(((((((((((THEY))))))))))))) are talking about US >>549713909
>>549715118Play Dantsu Flame story
>>549715232>Oguri after seeing Kitahara being chummy with Maqween
>>549715251Makes me sad cuz I wanted more of his stuff...
>>549715350
>>549714590game Creek's face looks a bit unsettling when she leans over (You) after winning a race... but her Maestros do be Swinging when she does that so it's okay
>>549715397In my case, yes.
>>549713165>isreal https://litter.catbox.moe/kruekg.webmwtf why is cygays stealing my world records
>>549715417who cares what an AI slop game with a gook hoyodrone director do
>>549715428Oh does trainer try to quit being her trainer?
@549715417who?
>the creek faggot is still awakefuck me will this autism never end?>hur dur anime creek is so cute>hur dur look at creek>hur dur creek creek creekyes yes you like her you disgusting BROWN gooner shut the fuck up
>>549715232I'll let Oguriwife drain me daily
Ogurin has no right to be as cute as she is!
>>549715537
you're starting the dia propaganda too early. you flood the thread with dia when she's like a week away from release
>>549715537TACHYON DON'T LOOK
>>549715537AWOOOOOGA
>>549714935Thanks bro
>>549715537NOOOOOOOOO
>>549715232I can handle both of them
>>549715537source?
>>549715537NOOOOOO!
HOW DO I FUCKING FILTER OUT A SPECIFIC UMA WHY ISN'T THERE A FUCKING OPTION FOR THAT THE SITE WAS ALREADY PERFECT AND EFFICIENT BEFORE WHY DID THEY HAVE TO RUIN IT WITH ALL THIS NONSENSE BLOAT
>>549715537ruby...
>>549715261Chrono is cute! CUTE!
>>549715537Gonna ask Helios for tips on how I can successfully charm this uma
>>549715537Stop this
>>549715232Thx Tamamo!>picks middle team on first unity race
>>549715537umm helios...
>>549715591>>549715574too late
>>549715585I'll flood dia's womb with my seed when her eggs are a week away from release
>>549715664what site?
Tell me about my favorite uma.
>>549715506low res teio
>>549715005Oguri cap is like mj of horses at least in jp
>>549715706Just be trainer
>>549715782uma.moe
>>549715537.
>>549715782probably uma.moe. they updated their search system a few days ago and it's noticably more annoying and doesn't work right.
>>549715787tokai teio
>>549715506what's the fucking point then
>>549715787She'd be cute if she wasn't into NTRing you with guys with darker skin for some reason
>>549715787
>>549715849>Just be trainerThis works on 100% of umamusume
>>549715886Heh
If I only I'd gotten Firm Conditions, this would've been a perfect run
>>549715524He promises to make her an Uma worthy of being the protagonist and if he failed he vowed to step down and find her a better trainer, his training was poor, and he misjudged Dantsu true emotions, thus making her fail her second debut race against Pokke and TachyonOf course this plays into Dantsu Flame rejecting trainer stupid plan and scouting him after he breaks the contract with her, they sign a new contract after trainer understands Dantsu Flame motivations to be the protagonist
>>549715815That sounds like he's awfully important to them
>>549715961greens don't count towards stat thresholds
>>549715912I would. Anything for Luna
I need help from boomers ITT, is it a good idea to apply to several jobs at once or should I do one by one, I've got a few options and its the first time I'm doing this
>Dox site is still 2 days behindit's over
>>549715925Is she in heat or something?
>>549715537Having sweaty hardcore primal sex with Ruby in the club room while leaving the door slightly open so Helios can peek in and shlick herself to the sight of her crush getting fucked silly
Osananajimi power
>>549716025just apply to a bunch because recruitment hell is basically online dating and you get ghosted a lotUma Musume
>>549715138like this?
>>549715910>sloppaguess I'll search for Suzuka's DFC on my own
>>549715537@CYGAMES@YAKUZA@ADVERTISERS@DANCHOUWE'RE GOING TO LOSE THE ADVERTISING BUDGET
>>549716025if you can't figure out how you should apply for jobs you should just sign up for the military and get raped in the bootyhole for 4 years
>>549716006really? what the fuck
>>549716129Those are some puffy vaginas
>>549716025Apply to everything you can, because it's not guaranteed that you will get an interview, let alone answer typed by a human
>>549716017Well said!>>549716078CFs can do ANYTHING when they put their mind to it!>>549716129Palmer CUUUUUUUTE!
>>549716025all at once
>>549716105FASTER
>>549714906its beacuse you need two clicks now to select an uma instead of one, you need to fill the 2nd slot too
>>549716054Who truely can say they understand the fragile heart of an umamusume
>>549716025You always apply to several jobs at once, dummy. You need to get as many (good) applications out as possible. A day wasted on a application could mean you already lost that job.
>>549715537Now this is a perfect ojou-sama body
>>549716025Spam it, only 1/5 replies anyway
>>549716170>one goes wide and one goes long
>>549716025Junior fillies anon you merely need to show up in person, look them in the eye and give them a firm handshake and you'll be able to get yourself a Junior position where you can easily work you way up to a management position as long as you are not completely retarded.
>>549716164yeppers, just raw stat and mood
>>549716025Keep sending resumes. Accept interviews when you can. If you're lucky and at least two companies come back with a job offer, be honest with the one you don't pick that you got another offer with better salary/benefits. Like the other anon said job hunting is hell nowadays.
>>549716025Like I used to say to my little sisterTake them all at once, nothing's official without a sign anyway
>>549716196
>>549715537AI edited, right? the guy does not share his lewds and I've seen how he draws nipples
>>549715537is that...
>>549716025it's not the 50's anymore bwo, you just apply to every job you can find and pray to god one responds
>>549716170
>>549714838what is it
>>549716096What if I get a bunch of interviews lined up? Do I have to accept one of them on the spot? How does that work>>549716157I'm too skinny and weak to reliably join the army, I did gave some thought into the navy though
>>5497150051990 arima kinen is literally voted as the best race of all time in JapanYes, she IS that important
>>549716025Apply to every single one of themChances are you get no reply back, and if you do, it will be automatedContacting a human will be the real challengeGood luck cutie
>>549715787She has terminal brain damage from watching too much precure.
>>549716362Penguin Musume!
>>549716315wait, I can crop out the text
>>549715005Spe is more important, that's why she's the face of the franchise
>>549715537wtf its not a loli
Winter Tracen looks like shit
>>549716449:D
>>549716369I've seen anons on /a/ say it's rigged
How can nu-oguri even compete
>>549716454She's the face because the lamest had to be faceEveryone else is more interesting/important
>>549716362You schedule all the interviews you can and attend them as well. Getting an interview doesnt mean you get a job.
Why is chrono known as the keiba uma anyway
>>549715787You can't stop thinking about cumming inside her tight umanko
>>549716279stop teaching your little sister to be a whore
>>549716362>What if I get a bunch of interviews lined up?good luck
Also thank you for the advice friends, you guys have done more guiding me so far than my parents have ever done in my life
>>549716362you don't always get an immediate response even if you made it to interview round. Sometimes you'd need multiple interview roundsif you somehow DO get accepted on the spot, make sure you're really in before signing off on the other onesThis is assuming that you are lucky enough to get multiple interviewsJust reschedule if they are inconvenient
>>549716512Read her career
>>549716512being a keiba nerd is her personality
>>549716517It's ok, I had my fill already
>>549716509Die.
>>549716485I always thought my game was bugged-winter Tracen looks so barren and lifeless
>>549716369Wao... No wonder she gets so much love in Uma Musume
>>549716509How boring she is ingame has nothing to do with how important the horse was in real life
?
>>549716501I don't see why the mejiros would agree to that considering they ran everything in house so winning races, especially one as prestigious as arima was pretty important
>>549716362>I'm too skinny and weak to reliably join the armyDon't worry, either you grit your teeth and become bulky and strong enough to be a soldier, or die in the process.
>>549716512because she is
none of my libra aces have long/turf/end S
>>549716674congrats you are a father
>>5497166743p lets goooooooooooo
>>549716674sorry I impegnated her
>>549716674you will have sex with cafes schizo friend and you will like it
>>549716509Shut up animeonlyI bet your goat is TMO
Special week, more like specially...
>>549716402Can relate.
>>549716674Me, Cafe and the guy I want her to fuck
>>549716512She is literally a keiba ojisan in cute uma form and goes to the racetrack every single weekend with her trainer
Bros, I think I'm retarded. I've seen people talk about a future spark farming QoL that global doesn't have, but I've never been able to find any info about it. Anyone able to fill me in?
>>549716510When do I know I'll get the job?>>549716545T-Thanks...>>549716560By being "in" you are talking about me signing a contract? I'll try to manage my time as much as possible>>549716697>Die in the processI'm still young to die...
Special Twerk
>>549716509>t. Montjew
>>549716362>I'm too skinny and weak to reliably join the army, I did gave some thought into the navy thoughif you are a burger then join the airforce, do college (for free) once you are done with your OJT and either get out or become an officer during the 4 year contract.
I need her...
>>549716674
>>549716867don't trust her friend, she tried to get cafe killed in France
>finally got Cafe>does her careerWhat the fuck is wrong with this weirdo???
>>549716674You fucking know she's there too to make sure you impregnate Cafe properly
>>549716674the ghost wont let you pull out of cafe btw
>>549716025Apply all at once, job market is hell right now and there's a good change you'll get ghosted even if you qualify. Also beware of scammers taking advantage of people looking for jobs.Umamusume: Pretty Derby
>replies 301>images 158stop posting images too fast you retards how else would I spread how cute Tama is
>>549716949I'm not having sex with Cafe just to spite her. I'm in charge of my own destiny.
>>549716609>>549716796Does being a keiba ojisan extend to being a gambling addict
Literally came just to post this soundpostalso long CMs suck
>>549716636>>549716653>>549716764>>549716836Spe's mogged by>el condor pasa>suzuka>gold ship>teio>rudolf>oguri>maruzensky>brian>scarlet>temu opera>seiun>shakurBoth in character and importanceAnd those are only the ones I remember that are playable
>>549716402Those are some big Kawakamis
>>549717021next bread
>>549717057the noises she makes never fail to put a smile on my face
>>549716975
>>549716402You are her prince.
>>549715537Who even likes girls like this?Flat but big hips?
hey F2Pbros, were you able to successfully build anyone with 3 speed 2 power and 1 pal card? i think my speed cards are too weak (1lb kita, 1lb tosho) to build anyone without speed growth
>>549717139MENot Helios, I want to fuck Ruby too
>>549716810They call you or send you an email and ask you if you're interested in the job for realsie. Then you get an offer or contract, if you agree. IMPORANT: You only cancel other interviews, when you have a signed / legally binding offer or a job contract in your hands. Dont be a dummy and fumble it on the final spurt. A lot can happen and shit can happen in ways you dont expect. Also dont forget to withdraw your other ongoing applications, if you landed a job. Thats the polite thing to do.
>>549717083lol
SPECIAL WeekCUTIE WeekCUTEST WeekPERFECT WeekCHUBBY WeekCHEERFUL WeekLOVELY WeekWINNER WeekFROGSLAYER Week
>>549717139Me.I like girls like that.
>>549715082How...? Speed is the stat you consistently cap. But surely the game compensates you with 3* stam and pow
>>549716741Imagine having to pretend that you are fucking the air
>>549717056Probably, but they're not actually allowed to bet in the uma universe so she just loves predicting races instead. She even has her own keiba column she writes articles in the tracen newspaper
>>549716975>>549717119Cute
>>549717139meI doI like that
>>549717119
>>549717189I'm trying to build my Golshi but she keeps on not hitting 1k on stats with a 1lb R Riko, mlb Kitasan Sweep Creek Cafe and 2lb Eishin
>>549717279>Pretend>You will never experience a ghost blowjob
Hopeful status?
>>549717221Special Week needs to bare my children.
>>549716025The more skills you pick in parent runs, the higher the instance of chance you get the sparks. It's like that
>>549717056Spechud...
>>549717279>pretendghosts are real you dummy
>>549717319You mean 1k on all 3 stats? Like you've never done it? I was able to achieve that with my weaker cards but i can't hit 1200 speed
>Sprint CM is too RNG!>Mile CM is too metafaggy!>Medium CM is too grindy!>Long CM sucks!The fuck CM do you faggots want then?
>>549717221
>>549717189No, you literally need mlb kita so you can borrow mlb biko to cap speed with 3 cardsmlb kita halo and sweepy and my goldshi will always get fucked at 1100 something speed no matter how much I highroll
>>549714413
>>549717189yeah, that's my whole libra strat
>>549717021
>>549717056Haha...
>>549717439that's what i was thinking>>549717465erm you dont look F2P bwo...
>>549717218Gotcha I will heed to your words, I'm almost done getting everything I need for my resume and a friend is helping me proof reading it, I'll try to land a job this month
>>549717420medium cm is perfect it had so much variety
>>549716025You already have your answer by now but I just wanted to add that another reason to do it is because if you get accepted by more than one place, you get to choose to turn the one that's not as good down. Employers understand this, generally, and would rather you turn them down then than try to overwork yourself or find out later you want to leave. Additionally, if the job you pick doesn't work out, if the other place still needs employment they'll probably take you back in.This is of course assuming they like you enough and you're qualified/seemingly qualified, lol.
>>549717390Special Week's children must bare your children
>>549717189I FUCKING HATE USING POW CARDSITS ALWAYS A HUGE FUCKING FAILURE
>>549717293>>549717315
Cafe: Hey Trainer please pull out I still want to do a few races before we have kids!Trainer: Sure thing Cafe, I'm going to respect your wishes and oull out!Silence: Haha the only way you will ever pull out of her is if you rip your dick off now give me more decendents you autistic niggers.
>>549717189Get some speed sparks, those will help
>>549717083SpeGOAT is the face of the Golden Gen, and the golden gen is the peak era of japanese horse racing
>>549717515I'm pretty f2p, but I'm not a kita reroller so I've had more time to roll for cards and get free stuff
>>549717410okay I may have reached 1k with stam but it feels hard to do the same with speed, I feel like RNG is not cooperating
>>549717510It's definitely for the best that betting is banned in the umaverse...
>>549717420The bestThe greatestDIRT MILE
>>549712579Latte or black?
You guys actually get multiple interviews? What am I doing wrong
>>549717420debuff slop
>>549717659....latte
>>549717083>over half the list are frauds>Brian>Hag>>>Seiun>>>>>>>>ShakurKekaroo the absolute state of Spechan hatersThe only umas equal to Spechan in that list are El, Gold Ship and Teio
>>549717659Depends?Both are fine honestly.
I have finally finishes my Group B aces
>>549717581i've tried, no luck yet with my crappy f2p deck. think i'll just give up>>549717596erm you're either f2p or not. there's no 'pretty f2p'. do you just mean you spent all you carets on support banners and luckshitted?>>549717615it's an inconsistent deck for sure since it's 3/2/1 ratio, you probably have to keep trying
>>549717420mile CM because i won both mile CM so farlmao, RNG is there but you dont have to worry about debuff and everyone can get pretty good stats unlike long
>>549717576>try to pull out >silence behind you pushing your hips deeper using her legs
>>549717558Why does all the fan art make NTR a jealous bitch?
>>549717465>End Anime TeioSOVL
>>549713713This is why I never trusted Doto
>>549717420I'll take sprint and mileI dont like using Creek / Rice cards for mandatory MaestroMedium and Long are just Rudolf Nice Nature and Grass bullshit that will tear my Anus. Now frontniggers are a threat too
>>549717519I wish you well and hope you land a banger job too. I got a new one too this year, so it's all still fresh. On that same note, if you really like a job and they dont respond back, call them after a week or so. Ask them, if they received your application. Same goes for after an interview. Ask them how long they will need to decided the next course of action and call them if they dont respond back in that given time frame. Be polite, but dont act like a submissive bitch. A job is a two way street.
>>549717784>do you just mean you spent all you carets on support banners and luckshittedyes
>>549717794It's cute. You're taking it too damn serious is all.
>>549717784I may have to go back to my URA deck 4spd2stam since it worked before on HaruTen CM
>>549717794
>>549717685What's your education and previous employment?
>>549712416>>549712438I HATE WINNING TICKETI HATE TEIOI SERIOUSLY FUCKING HATE THEM
>>549717503Gentle Wife Gentle Life
Is there a cheat sheet for NPC umas' strategies?ie. game keeps setting Nishino Flower to Late despite having Pace skills and setting Bakushin to pace rather than front, same with Air Shakur who's End is B
>>549717847fair enough, good on you bwo>>549717923maybe...
>>549717747>BrianntaBro, Brian wins in everything, both the horse and the uma
>>549713338>>549714874>clock strikes 12midnight arrives
>>549718046she deserves it
>tfw still no rudolf in my haremits not fair bros
Brehs... Why aren't they releasing For those who come After Oguri simultaneously? Why do we have to wait so long got the strongest and most loved uma of them all?
sorry danchou but the inheritance website is bad now so I can't look for parents which means I can't do parent runs which means I can't do runs today
>>549717519Good luck dacchi. Don't get discouraged when you get rejections and keep sending. Besides a resume, try to add cover letter customized to each particular job if you can.
>>549718138Which inheritance website?
dont be mad at teio for existing be mad at rudolf for bringing teio into the world it has always been rudolf's fault
Peak...
Every day til you like it
>>549717942>What's your educationcurrently in my fourth semester in Uni>previous employmentnone, i was a neet for about 2 yearsi've gone on two interviews so far and felt like shit after
>Continue my medium S long S Special Week run that I paused 10 hours ago>Second inspiration procs two Long sparks
>finally fuck Manhattan cafe >feels weird though >look to my right >Manhattan cafe is around the corner seething >if cafe is there then who am I fucking? >look down >Sunday silence smiles
>>549718131Oguri feels like the new Bocchi
>>549718046No personality + her main story chapter is painfully bad, somehow even more boring than Makween's
>>549717338>>549717407>she's actually getting off to this?
>>549717991They may be slop, but I like these.>tfw no mare and stallion wives
>>549718312Cafe is chill and wouldn't seethe though, just invite her to join in
>>549718131We'll get it when the cingray anime ends which will make it ludokino
It may be that Teio is in this puzzle.https://jiggie.fun/2eJBtyhttps://jiggie.fun/2eJBty
>Event over>Dead trees outside and a lot of empty spaceSuch a neat little touch, sure adds to the menu.>They may be slopWhich is why I won't give you a proper response.
>>549718326oguri becomes the new bocchi when they start drawing futanari of her
Umas that would enjoy the ren faire?
>>549718046Can Narita Brian win CM6, which is the Kikuka Sho, by 7 lengths?
Final Arima Kinen votes have concluded. 6,000,000+ total votes, the highest amount of votes for Arima Kinen in history. Regaleira takes #1 with 600,000+ votes, hoping to secure a back to back victory this year.https://jra.jp/news/202512/121107.htmlhttps://news.sp.netkeiba.com/?pid=news_view&no=316076
>>549717991
>>549718480Zenno Rob Roy, Gold Ship... and probably most of the others
>>549718507Yes but you must Believe Hard™
>>549718534Admire terra is 31st, what are his odds of getting in?
>>549718251Ah yeah that'll do it. You did nothing wrong, employers are just shy to hire those with no previous work experience due to fear of the inexperienced employee flaking out on them or turning out bad. It's the employment paradox, where employers want experienced workers but in order for an employee to get experienced, they need a job. They feel a little better if you've worked even an entry level job for a bit.Another thing is, depending on your major, employers are either hungry for blood (bc the job is bad and has a high turnover/burnout rate), or the employers are shy bc the position is good and people compete for it to hold it for a long time. All normal and part of the process.If you can't get work immediately after you're done with school in the exact position you want, try to figure out some other job to hold under your belt to affirm to dipshit employers that you are a dependable post-grad.
>>549718480MackQueen wouldn't act like this.>>549718358>>549718312Cafe wouldn't act like this.>>549718221Teio wouldn't act like this.>>549718104Brian wouldn't act like this.
>>549713072Post the topcun and scarlet build
40 more days until my wife
>>549718715Proof?
>>549718725
I love bokumanko
How much stamina do you need for Scorpio Cup?
>>549718759love my tamasimple as
>>549718131>For those who come After Ogurioh shit, uma musume X expedition 33 collab?
>>549716449its beautiful. thank you anon.
>>549718801
>>549718507Bro?
>>549718534Poor Croix. Maybe next year he can win.
>>549718687Most of the top 20 are confirmed not going, so there should be more than enough room for him to participate, and his team said they're aiming for the Arima too. There's also Shin Emperor, Seiun Hades, Byzantine Dream and Mystery Way confirmed to go as well.
>>549718715>MackQueen wouldn't act like this.That one seems relatively plausible to me. She probably wouldn't be pleased by it in the end, but she might react that way initially.
>>549718824700-800 with 400-500 guts
>Discord friend really weirdly seethes when my poorfag umas beat his>Remember how he joked about how he pulls a lot of ryans so he got her to 5 stars without spending any statues, says he never used any statues>remember how he accidentally showed thousands of gold cleats>MLB SSR supports>do the mathI guess I'd be seething too holy shit
>>549718507Bro Brian's other nickname is 753 7 lenghts at kikkasho5 lenghts at derby3 lenghts at satsuki sho
>>549718972I hope so yeah, he's a good hors. I think he has a pretty good shot too. I didn't expect sunday racing to put him in the arima anyway considering they already have regaleira and museum mile in
https://x.com/SevnTwenty/status/1998958425213120777pretty cool animation
>>549718969>>549719128Yes that's why i mentioned 7 lengths to begin withThats what the horse didCan the umamusume (whose core competence is Late and Pace) do that in CM6, which is the Kikua Sho
>fail a triple rainbow 15% on summerAAAAIIIEEE
I'm gonna do eet
I keep losing the 2nd or 3rd unity race, I'm going insane
>>549719356Uma is a high roll game. I believe.
>>549719435you know why
>>549719209this smells SFM, probably not directly, but the animation style sure feels like it, the non existent lighting as well
>>549719356
>>549719307I wonder what is ACE doing while cinderella gray was happening
I hope URA/Unity 2.0 is accelerated to release alongside MANT so we have two options for upgrading our umas since MANT sucks.
>>549719483you never learn
>>549719505Getting banged on by Mister Cock and Balls
>>549719483>won the triangle>lost the circlesTazuna, we need to have a talk...
>>549719483another one molested
>>549719483>>549719356whats their stat lines?
>>549719505Show up for a micro second then vanish forever.
>>549719483WHY DON'T YOU GUYS LEARN
>>549719639Female trainers are a different breed
Gomen Danchou... I'm sick and I can't fan runs
>>549719643They are Unity B rank umas with 700+ stats
>>549719483
How long until we get the real oguri?
>>549719483Yep, she still got it...
>>549719827lol
The student council is assembling a list of every kuka sho that exists, and I'd like to put the most essential one at the top. Which would you say is the *key* kuka sho?
>>549719909That's one of the classic blunders. "I'm not a kid anymore" is such a kid thing to say.
>>549719959KUKA PUNCH
>>547877180here you go
>>549719959mistah CB and Gold Ship
>>549716674Sundaywoman is there to make sure you cum inside of Cafe with the utmost responsibility
>>549719959
>>549720085RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHBBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>549720085danchoutickezodahbyanon please edit this
>>549719909>>549720010SILENCE, my cute CF is speaking!
>>549720085DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHBBBBIIII
this is a bricked run anyway
Oguri Cute as in SEX
>>549720051Stop acting up or you don't get to see the big luna
>>549720209Thats why you win, also post Ogurin stats pls
how come there are more unity race failures this cm than last CM
>>549715664>>549715862bwos, you aren't putting the parent you want in the wrong slot right?
>>549719356>>549719483When will you guys learn?
>>549719483You now owe>Dober sex>Tamamo money>Oguri food>Cafe coffee
how does one even SEE turf queens? I almost never have enough unity trainings to do the top option 3 times in a row. Are the people challenging them reaching them consistently or taking a hail marry because they know they aren't going to be in a position to challenge hardly ever?
>>549718476I have seen horsecock oguri, bocchi status achieved
>>549720209
>>549720353
>>549720353TEIO'S THE EMPEROR NOW
just one more ace and i'm ready for mile cm
>>549720343Pop 2 blues before your first unity race, select the top option and then you snowball from there.
>>549718476bocchi is still new...
>>549720435dead thread go back to it
I’m at my fucking limit with this long cm garbage.
>>549718131Is cingrey really that popular like goddamn 5 fucking spots?
>>549720452i feel pure unadulterated lust whenever i see this image
>>549718534Voting system is so funny like why do 200k people want to see jantar matar compete in a 2500m race
>>549720325when will you subhuman
Why the fuck Turf Stacies team is harder than Riko's team?
Scorpio inherits are just the usual picks of Pump/SFV/Red Shift right?
>>549720530There is nothing good this season
>>549720553It's basically just a popularity vote
So what happens to Turf Queens if you run Tamamo and Oguri cards?
>>549720353TEIO TEIO TEIO
Im at 90 tp and I'm out of borrows what do I do?
Let’s Pump Some Iron!
>>549720650use tp with your own 9* parents
>>549718476There’s a surprising amount out there
>>549720587Some anons were saying is that it's Director's last resort if you job against Riko's team
>>549720650jiggies
>>549720650make your own parents bro
>>549720642They call mambo and pasa
>>549720650fan runsparent runsmasturbate to a bricked run
>>549718534Regaleira now holds the record for highest votes in Arima history too with 612,771 Previous records:2024 Do Deuce 478,4152023 Equinox 342,6372022 Titleholder 368,304>>549720553Satono Reve is funny to see up there too since he's a sprinter kek
Teio take off your panties
>>549720530anime sucks now
>>549720587Because the are old and legendary umas. What can a bunch of npcs hope to achieve? They'll be forgotten after unity anyway. Happy Meek has more staying power than Riko and her seething jobbers.
>>549720642Isn't Tamamo already a step in for Rudolf? No idea for the Dirt one though
>>549720716Make one!!! I need to jigg!!!!!
>>549718534I thought only people who bought a betting ticket at a JRA race were allowed to vote for this but 6 million votes seems a little high for that
My fluffy wife
>>549720642>>549720745try it in a throwaway run. take all 6 of their named umas as your support deck / runner and see the complete B-lineup of turf queens.
>>549720796>not wearing them today, Torena-san
>>549720810Don’t call her old.
>>549720810>legendary>gold citystole CB's spot
I hate Tokai Teio.I seriously fucking hate her.
oguri cute
Not wearing panties under spats is a lot more alluring than just wearing panties without spats
>>549720882don't lick your umas during winter
>>549720861https://jiggie.fun/549720861 ;)
>>549720893Damn brat
>>549720970As I said before, that wouldn't stop me, not even remotely.
>>5497208104 GOATs and a sneak
/uma/dacchis could i have some advicethis is my deck for longs, i can hit stamina just fine (borrowing creek) but my speed has never hit cap (usually not even past 1k) and my power feels like its low (im not sure how much long needs but i usually end up 700-750ish)retarded, spark diff, or just unlucky?? id use that special week welfare as a stat stick but i was a bum on release and its only lb2
>>549720854She's one of the defaults
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5crUH7vMu8
>>549720907What do you think about this image?
>>549720970did a woman draw this? this is so faggy holy shitmen don't do this shit
>>549720982I can't even be mad
>>549721040Oh I see, thanks
baby tanuki poster died
315 pieces, no edges, rotationhttps://jiggie.fun/umas4real
Teio has a bald puffy pussy
>>549721108obsessed
>>549721028That's normal on non-Speed+ Umas. I'd go 4 Speed if you're training Golshi. Use Power/Stamina sparks to compensate
>>549721135>cafe cursorcute
>>549721053A gorgeous diva, in the prime of her youth. Not a wine aunt at all.
>>549721035Is Curren popular with lesbians?
I'm only realizing but isn't El's aptitudes kind of OP for a "newer" gen honse? At least compared to her rivals
>>549720843>Teio's face after trainer comes outside again
>>549720907>senior divisionSorry, but Luna-chan is a hag in spirit!
>>549721108And men don't cry about fan art like a little bitch, but here you are.
>>549721028Borrow Rice, use another pwr SR and use 18* stam parents. Just need better rolls to max speed.
>>5497211081. Grow up2. Go back to /v/3. HOLY FUCK OBSESSED LMAOOOO
>>549721108No, the artist's twitter profile shows male hands.
>>549721194You let it slipShe reminds me of that one single co-worker that used to visit my mom a lot and I would pop a boner every time she came over and wish she molested me when we were aloneBut you let your true thoughts slip
>>549721028i run the same speed cards and have no issues hitting 1k with no speed sparks, but hitting 1200 is unlikely unless it's with an uma with +% speed
>>549721183thanks nonnie, looks like i will have to do parent runs...>>549721298who would you recommend for the SR?
>>549720782Fun fact: Chrono Genesis in 2020 was the first horse to break Oguri Cap's record for the highest number of votes with 197,682 votes in 1989 for the Arima Kinen. Then it basically kept increasing from there until the huge jump between Do Deuce and Regaleira now. Keiba really is booming these days huh
>>549721108>men don't do this shitHave you never sniffed a girl's hair when she's pressed against you? Or bitten her ear? We do this shit all the time when our girls put us in a cuddly mood
>>549721173>obsessedWith whom?
>>549721368Hishi > Helios / Biwa
>>549721408>Implying he ever had contact with a girl>Implying he ever read proper romance stories>Implying
>>549721408>we
Thoughts on slow metabolism?
>>549721485>read proper romance storiesI'm starting to agree with that anon
>>549721517Fat bitch
>>549721235The real horse was strong as fuck and very adaptable, he did extremely well on bogchamp turf which is probably where the dirt aptitude comes from
>>549721108>men don't do this shithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7ywwJuC37s
>>549721517Big fan
uma ears are built for fondling
>>549721486>reddit tachyhave your melty in the jp thread autismo
>>549721235El was a very strong horse. Dude performed on most distances, turf/dirt and did well overseas too which the Japanese really valued at the time.
>>549720507You just know it's gonna be one of those cups again...
>>549721108>sees straight couple>starts thinking about gay sex
>>549721028hitting speed cap will partially solve the power problem. getting 200 more speed to 1200 will get you another 100 power to ~825. Bringing another power growth speed card like king halo can help nudge it even further.power isn't nearly as important as having the right acceleration skills and getting luckier than your opponents.if your uma has stam growth try subbing maya for a 4th speed card. Creek + stam growth is already ridiculous and maya might just be giving you just so-so stam rainbows could be just juicy enough as to distract you from training speed resulting in your low final speed.
You might even say El was strongest in the world
>>549721578Why did you have this on hand
>54972110811/9 bait
>>549721575>>549721608I'm sorry El I wasn't familiar with your game. I thought she was just a quirky honse
>>549721709why is curren such a SLUT
I need some helpI want to farm some grand parents for Ryan and Dober, what white sparks should I aim for?I was thinking>Straightaway Spurt (Wit Shakur)>Uma Stan (Power King Halo)>Right Handed/Fall Runner/Nimble Navigator (Wit FM)>Slipstream (Sweep)I dunno what else.. I do kind of need some card slots like Kita/Creek to beat career too
>>549721578No zoophilia allowed in 4chan.
Time for prostate exam, Trainer-kun
>>549721517Hot.
>>549721587I'M GONNA POST IT!!
>>549721713If El beat montjeu he probably would've been the face of the franchise instead of spe>>549721769Yeah, spe may be the hero of japan but many consider El to be the strongest horse from the golden gen. He never finished below 2nd his entire career and his France expedition was very successful (1 G1 win, 1 G2 win, 2 2nd place finishes in G1)
>>549721350It’s honestly unreal how much of a cutie she is.
>>549721818Eishin for Late skills
>>549721824>>549721890hhhhhhnnnnnnnggggggggggggg
Why do I like Gold City
>>549717576Why does cafe look smug?
>>549721993Because she's perfect
>>549719009>Meisho Tabaru confirmed>Mystery Way confirmedAre you ready for a double BIG NIGE ala Helios/Palmer special for the Arima?
>>549722014>ywn gently fiddle a cute animal girls earsTime to get another dog I suppose
>>549721993
>>549722001She knows she got you.
>>549722026sunrise earth is coming as well, we might be in for a kino arima
>>549721587
Horsefuckers, our response?
The amount of fags that got triggered by one single anon being high test is crazyIt truly is brown limp wrist indotard hours, go pump some iron niggas you're weak
>>549722105TORENA I WANT SEX SEX SEX
Based turn desu senpai.
>>549722026FrontGOD....
>>549722129huh?
>>549721961
>>549721108I put my cats ear in my mouth all the time.
>>549721921>He never finished below 2nd his entire career>his France expedition was very successful (1 G1 win, 1 G2 win, 2 2nd place finishes in G1)How is he only 2* what the fuck. I've read somewhere that the France races is where the japs been dreaming to compete or to win for a long time
>>549722069Sex
>>549721963For corners sure, but is Fighter decent too? I don't know if acceleration skills are worth taking when only considering overtaking or if you also need some velocity to make it worth it
>>549722185same reason why Golshi is a 2* despite being a pretty successful horse
>>549721769Sekai saikyou deeesu
>>549721921Also El, Taiki and Seeking the Pearl are still the only Japanese horses to have won G1s in Europe at all even today
>>549722105You're late, check out last thread.
>>549721580Kinda fucked up that this is the King Halo fanart I revisit the most
I will take akikawa as my trainee
>>549722285>Japanese horses
>>549721580First weight
>>549721587It is my duty as a trainer to fondle Chrono's ears every single day
>>549722367But she's not an uma. This picture must be AI generated.
>>549722185Don't think too hard about the beginner roster stars, they probably threw in some famous horses so people would have stuff to play with early onGoldship - 6 G1s, horse of the year, 2*Vodka - 7 G1s, one of the strongest mares of all time, 2*Daiwa scarlet - 5 G1s, never placed below 2nd her entire career, double tiara winner, 2*Bakushin - one of the greatest sprinters Japan has ever seen, basically forced Japan to take sprints seriously, 1*
Can you pass down URA Finale?
>>549721235El literally raped the frogs in a G1 front running which he never did before
>>549722407She WILL win the URA finals.
>>549722021These comics make me want to pull Jordan but I really can’t afford to.
>>549695210Refute it? Easy.He was euthanized because staff determined the pain was so severe it was merciful to do so.Meanwhile, PETA doesn't care about the welfare of animals. They accept 100% of all animals delivered to their shelter in Virginia, and because they are incapable of sheltering, let alone basic care like food, end up euthanizing animals that linger in their shelter at a rate of 70-80% annually since the start of their operation in 1998. In fact, their numbers are so high they outsource animals to other kill shelters, simply because they don't have the capacity to kill them all. Comparatively, a shelter six miles from their location, which is also 100% acceptance of all animals, only euthanized less than 20% annually, below the state average for all public shelters.In short, the post is engagement bait.
>>549722416>Bakushin - one of the greatest sprinters Japan has ever seen, basically forced Japan to take sprints seriously, 1*I never knew this. Holy shit BAKUSHIN
>uma jp is a mare game no one cares about oguri anymo-
>>549722416Also reminder that if a horse is in umamusume generally they are already regarded as the top 1% of all racehorses in Japan (outside of urara and samson big)
>>549721164Done
>>549722185I think it’s cool that the starting roster has some seriously strong horses in it. Vodka is played as a silly tomboy rival to Daiwa but she’s one of the strongest mares ever. Gold Ship is Gold Ship but he is also one of the coolest horses ever.
>>549722648Aston Machan is too cute to be lewded
>>549722471I NEED HEALING
Bwos is this Grass Wonder strong enough for the next CM?
>>549722710She's too lewd naturally
>>549722606Oh boy here we go. Been a while I've seen this kinda graph about how sick and hypocritical PETA is, thanks for the reminder.
>>549722710I think Machan would want to be lewded anytime Scarlet or Vodka was. So it's okay to lewd Machan sometimes.
>>549722710dont forget to lewd Aston Machan
So where's the scorpio gaslight guide?
>>549722762Pretty cute tbqhdesu
>>549722618>samson bigHow did he get in anyway? Is he some kind of meme like Urara? Why did they make him a loli instead of Akebono 2.0?
>>549722710but she is loved
>>549720309Scrolling by, saw this screengrabdoxxogenesis is deaduma.dox is my new best friend
>>549722710Not even alzheimers can erase the memory of those breasts
>>549722615Bakushin is to this day one of my favourite horses they put in, and a really great example of how to do a tasteful “what if” with their career.The real horse never won a race over 1400M, and not because of a lack of trying. Yet (You) can help Bakushin overcome her weakness and become a miler. It’s sweet.
can I win scorpio with this?
>>549722616oguri is best girl
forgot to run withono bourbon
>>549722762Gut looking a bit above the recommended, you could have trained more Speed. Should do well in B finals, safe to say you'll be the biggest whale in the room.
>poorfags
>>549722983
>>549720353THE RAPED (You)
My hero... Oguri Cap...
>>549723060big boobs drive me horsey
>>549722872>big samson >loliits funni. Like calling a golden retriever spot
if this misses, it means /uma/ loves ryan
>>549723116>speech bubbles sized for vertical Japanese text>panels read left-to-rightwhy are you doing this to me?
>>549723083Very interesting, so you're saying piggies here will have the same destiny as Algus? Based.
enough with the gaslight, how much stamina do I actually need for Libra?
>>549723195BELIEVE HARD DESU
>>549723116
>>549723195damn, i guess /uma/ really does hate ryan
>>549722471https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjlSiASsUIs
>>549722606(updoots)
>>549722615yeah he's beast mode, in 1400m and under he's only ever lost one race. in his last race (sprinters stakes), he finished with a 4 length lead (2 lengths in sprints are already considered to be a pretty big gap in comparison), AND broke the course record, which would stay for 18 years until lord kanaloa came along.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Cz_RG9f76kone of the comments in this video puts it better than I can>A perfect story of setting a new record in his retirement race, leaving his successors with homework to do.>>549722967yeah, his race record is 21 starts with 11 wins, which is already a ridiculously good record. When you shorten it down to 1400M, it's 12 starts, 11 wins. He was DOMINANT
>>5497232951500 stamina+guts +2 gold recoveries
Why is rate up so fucking trash? It should be 50-50 not 25% for the SSR to be the featured one
>>549723205It's funny.>>549723324This damn song always reminds me of l4d2 due to a mod I used for a decade.
why don't the routes include marriage, ero scene, pregnancy, and a happy closing scene with the kids?
>tfw will never own this insanely cool Jacket
I TRAINED STAMINA A LITTLE TOO MUCH AAAAAAAAA
I got her bwos.... now what?
>>5497232951200 and 3 golden recoveries should get you there, but you can drop that down to 2 if your ult is a recovery.
>>549722606Damn, bro. You sound kinda mad. Maybe you should get off the internet and cool off a bit.
>>549723352Taishin gets to suck Super Creek's pacifier every night. It's not fucking fair...
>>549723489oh no... instead of being super smart like usual, your Teio is retarded!
>>549723352Marvelous Sunday + Neicha is the best
>>549723547I was training her while listening to some hachimi remixes so it might have been because of that
>>549722285El Condor Pasa & Taiki Shuttle are Kentucky Belles. Seeking the Pearl is a Virginia Virgin.
>>549723491Enjoy winning and monumental grocery bills.
>>549723450You didn't wife the best Uma. Good thing I'm her only fan heh
aston's boobs are too big and they are making me want to commit a crime!
>>549722648Sexy grandma
>>549723597need more american horses
>>549723352The Helios + TDC room looks jamming>Hishi Miracle>OguriFAT FUCKS
>>549723619>3am: wake up>screams “MARVELOUS” at the top of her lungs>goes back to sleepno wonder neicha is so low energy all the time
>>549723619
>>549722983lil bro did zero (0) track research
>>549723370I didn't really expect the real Bakushin to be such a monster and a legend. How she acts and her story didn't really emphasize it so learning about this is a whole new experience
>>549713108>releasing 5th year uma into current globalwould be retarded
>>549723748
>>549723619>>549723748imagine getting tangled in that
Why yes I'm going to run Tickezou in this cm how did you know?
>>549723670vodka and daiwa are friends with her and kawakami princess. is it because they raced at the same years?
>>549723370I knew sprints were about bursts of speed but holy shit these horses accelerate to top speed so fast
>>549723796Biwa’s probably the single most huggable horse I’ve ever seen. Reminds of those fluffy highland cows.
>>549723757what did I do wrong? which skills should I replace and with what?
>>549720885I happened to face them in a Maruzensky run just now and King Halo was one of their aces. I noticed Seiun Sky is also running for them, so their roster pool includes at least those 7.
>>549723832Same generation with Kawakami being the year before
>>549723801https://youtu.be/j4bIJrYU-lI?si=nT7tshPGwm9Hx_OY
>>549723796Fluffy...
>>549723832vodka, daiwa and astan machan were all genmates
>>549723934Uuummm1989???
>>549723802Did you run her in CM1? That was the daabi CM you know.
>>549723985They got mogged and completely overshadowed by Oguri's gen and then obliterated by McQueen's gen. They never stood a chance
>>549715537Wei
>>549723796la creatura...
give me wife
>>549723870Doto is pretty fluffy too
>>549723934it's really fucking funny how 04-06 is mares onlyi wonder why there's no stallions>>549723985completely overshadowed by the heisei big three. Probably the most forgotten crown winners in the modern era
>>549723934i wonder how many umas wear crowns
>>549724110Air Groove
>>549724112Yeah, his winter coat looks great in the most recent video they posted. Lovely old man.
>>549724110mayano
>>549724112Unfortunately it's also because of his Cushing's disease that leads to the extra fluff
can these girls stop stealing my shirts?
oguri game
>>549724110uoh
>>549724275I still wonder to this day why they went with Spe for the face of the franchise
Where's the Scorpio gaslight chart
>>549724040>>549724116Cygames should include one 1989 uma and make the career hard mode
>>549724250Nyoo... I hope he stays healthy....
>>549719505Getting ready for HER movie.
>>549724312They made the right choiceImagine if the face of the franchise was a meta pick for every piece of content in this game.
>>549724313all you need to know is that taishin is SSS tier again
>>549724250Is that why he had to go to the vet a little while ago? I guess he is old as heck, but still that’s a little sad.
>>549724313Gaslight chart anon stopped doing it around CM4 for some reason
>>549724116It's funny cuz it repeats in 2018-2020 where mares just suddenly dominated even mixed races. It seems they have a period of stallion domination and then it becomes a period of mare domination and then loops every now and then
>>549724312Because her irl counterpart had literally a hero’s journey life retard-kun
i hope DOTO DIES in my lifetime
>>549724421Get new material, everyone's all too familiar with that gaslight>>549724480Nyo...
>>549724517bastard
Now that the dust has settled, would Doto say that? Would she do that?
I've gotten hot springs tickets on Digitan 3 times. It's like 15% of my runs lol>>549724312After El Condor Kusa got mogged by Montjeu in the L'Arc, Special Week defending Japan against invasion was a really important moment I think.
>>549724312Matikanefukukitaru would have made the most sense
>>549724445Yes, he sadly got diagnosed with it. Having a lowered immune system as a result of Cushing's is not good for an old hors like him so hopefully it doesn't get worse and yeah the fluff level is pretty abnormal even for a hors winter coat
>>549724312Because they copied idolmaster for some of the charactersSpe = HarukaSuzuka = ChihayaTeio = MikiSo Spe was also going to be the face of the franchise and given the sterile, safe personality
>>549724002oh
>>549722872She's a joke character basically, one of the few references to a keiba manga called Umanari 1 Furlong Theater. IRL he's the only other hors who ran the full classic G1s alongside Brian IIRC.
>>549724634Because its a luck game?
>>549724312It should’ve been [MY FAVOURITE HORSE] for sure
>>549724312Sped's IRL career has all the elements you need for a generic anime plot and the writers noticed that right from the get go. Special Week has:>relatively humble backstory>a cohort of interesting friends/peers>a rival>several major setbacks>a rival (filthy gaijin piggu)>one big triumph (bonus points because it made Japan look good)
hmm yes fascinating
Oguri Cap? More like OGURI CUTE
Fuck PETA. Simple as.
Do NOT bully Spechan.
>>549724815Which uma is Peta?
>>549724834Don't worry, I'm bullying King instead.
Fuck Oguri
>>549723060Paizuri
>>549724861Ketchup Step
>>549724834I used to think she was pretty uninteresting but I can safely say the propaganda has worked on me and that I now love this fat retard and regret not pulling her swimsuit alt.
"you were born in the wrong generation"
I was born in the wrong dimension with the wrong profession
Are umas millionaires or is Tracen pocketing all their money?
>>549724834Never. Her entire family is beautiful
>>549724357I would sacrifice my own lifespan just to increase Doto's
What did the official Uma Musume X account mean by this?
>>549725284>lust provoking image
>>549724312>Lost to Seiun Sky in 2 of the 3 Classic Triple Crown races>Lost to Grass Wonder in the Arima Kinen>Lost to El Condor Pasa in the Japan CupForget face of the franchise, why is the Chud propped up when she’s mogged within her own generation
>>549725284Oguri Cap gets bitches?!?
>all the nu-oguri clips are musiclessI JUST WANT TO hear WHICH OP PLAYS DURING HER UNIQUE YOU HACKS
it's funny when Fuku makes this faces sometimes
fuku is never funny
I don't think there's a single person who doesn't like Oguri
>>549725048The big guy was always depicted as kind of "not as serious" as his external looks would suggest, but saying that to an uma earnestly struggling is such a gut punch wtf? Bro's lucky she didn't sudoku herself then and there.
>>549725507Tamamo is cooler. Can’t wait for next episode
bake the new bread already but make sure it's not ryan flavored
Machikane Fukukitaru
>>549725570it's one of the shittiest things you can ever say to an athlete, period.>you're good but actually you just got bloodline diffed, try again next life kiddohow do you even respond to that?
>>549725125The latter. Tracen has its own PMC.
>>549725407>WHICH OP PLAYS DURING HER UNIQUEYeah they don't do those anymore.
can we get a cafe thread? We haven't had a single one since her release...
>>549725507i think in game oguri is pretty bland but cinderella gray made me like her a lot
>>549725275the image gets smaller and smaller
>>549717263The game is a slot machine. You should know this by now.
>>549725571But you didn't say you don't like Oguri
>>549725659WHATBUT THE BEST PART OF THE ANIME ALTS IS THAT YOU GET THE HYPE ANIME OP PLAYINGWHAT'S THE POINT IF I DON'T GET COOL LYRICS BLARING IN MY EARS AND MAKING ME FEEL LIKE I'M MAKING AN UNDERDOG TURNAROUNDWHAT DO YOU MEAN OGURI DOESN'T HAVE IT
>the_ugliest_uma.jfifcan somebody describe my image, I can't seem to post it.
>>549725821>Playing gacha games with sound
>>549725862anon...the image limit....
>>549725862>MarvelousSunday.png
SOMEONE BAKE
I am quite fond of Matikanefukukitaru
>>549725862Taishin bwos is this anon POTENTIALly mocking us???
>>549725875???????????????????????????????????
Do the race. Winning uma gets the OP
>>549725667Why don’t you bake one instead of begging
>>549724618It's really funny how after all of that they want international horses again
>>549725821I assume getting real bands for the OP is the problem here because S3 Kita's ult also plays the OP.
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>>549726073RETARD
>>549726026>>549726073Hmm…
>>549726073God he's slow