40K waiting room editionGAME AWARDS SHOW - NEXT TOTAL WAR WILL BE REVEALED HERE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-BDeU3R5icTotal War 25th Anniversary Showcase (End Times / Medieval 3): https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war/blogs/91-total-war-25th-anniversary-showcaseLords of the End Times - Announce Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPIpN9OKKR4 Patch 7.0 Details: https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war-warhammer/blogs/84-total-war-warhammer-iii-patch-7-0-introducing-the-free-content-and-the-masqueTides of Torment released: https://store.steampowered.com/dlc/1142710Tides of Torment trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsEX51KP6U8 End Times Countdown https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPMRu3BBMG8&pp=ygUdZ2luZ2VyYnJlYWQgY291bnRkb3duIGthdHJpbmE%3DTWW3 - What's Next: Fixes, Tides of Torment and More: https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war-warhammer/blogs/80TWW3 - Hotfix 7.0.2: https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war-warhammer/forums/7-patch-notes-amp-announcements/threads/12603-total-war-warhammer-iii-hotfix-7-0-2?page=1>Stuff1d6chan: https://1d6chan.miraheze.org/wiki/Total_War_Warhammer/TacticsRoll Charts: https://imgur.com/a/81snQma>Older TitlesSteam: https://store.steampowered.com/franchise/TotalWar-OfficialPrevious Thread: >>549784095
God I hope its at the early part of the show otherwise its gonna be a long ass shitposting
What if it's Total War 30K?
sci-fi bros... the time of fantasy slop is over
Is it over then? No more cute elves?
Thanquol soon, friends!
>Everybody expecting 40k >Genshin Impact: Total war
>HAVE SEX WITH ME MONKEIGH! SEX! NOW!
Drukhari tongue my anus
>>549807503Ackshually if you were paying attention TCALUK promised a FANTASY game not a sci-fi one.
I'll either laugh at the seething of retards who though CA was going to take on a 40k game, or wait to see how CA inevitably fucks up and just makes a worse Dawn of War.
>>549807521the other warhammer also has elves tho>erm akshually they're xen-they're elves.
>>549807492It'll be the game announced when Jeoff says 'Goodnight, thank you, oh and one more thing..."
>>549807601Another 8 months, friend.
>>>>549807156>Like I said there is no concrete evidence at this point. Just speculation. Yet everyone seems absolutely certainDoesnt matter.>if nothing leaks, then no game existsThats not how it works. There doesn't need to be 'evidence'
>>549807521Cute Elves (Space)
It's happening.
>bros fantaslop is so over>we're currently hyped for space demons and space magic but it's totally sci-fi guys not fantaslop
>GW killed the Ynnari plotline because they hated everyone shipping and making porn of Guilliman with YvraineThe inevitable sex mods for TW 40k are gonna be great. I can't wait.
are you ready for the game to not come out for 1.5 years?
>>549807521The elves get even cuter anon
>>549806838Could be any of the following>Medieval 2 remake>Hyenas 2.0 launch/release date>any other TTW remake>3K DLC/Revival>Making Warhammer 1/2 free with 3 purchase (cool trailer for announcement)>mega giga DLC incl. ALL dlc from game 1 and 2 for only 50 dollars>Medieval gameplay trailer>Nagash gameplay trailerOf course, any of these announcements would include a cool trailer and would not be the first time they've pulled shit like this
Blizzard made fantasy game so they can't make scifi gameParadox made historical games so they can't make scifi gameGames Workshop made fantasy game so they can't make space fantasy oneBungie made fantasy game so they can't make scifi gameI'm sorry, but those are the rules.
>>549807871I dont CARE MOTHERFUCKERI WANT TO BE PROVEN RIGHT
>>549807521Hrmmm
>>549807602>>Genshin Impact: Total warhow would that work?I only know it from the porn.
>>549807679please no...
anyone got a link to the stream?
I have about as much excitement for 40K as I have for the prospect of watching this music video ever again:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnygT6ANLzQ
>tfw you get so hyped about announcements you forget there's hours of 'awards' to sit through
What're the odds that someone will try to remake all the Warhammer content in a future Total War release on the new engine? And then what're the odds it's better than what CA released originally because it's now on a potentially not dogshit engine?
>>549807964read the OP
We're watching it in here btwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xxaw_DE6qrs
>>549807964https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cu4ECuqwtsAthanks for the superchat
Okay so which faction and units do you most want to play in 40k? Which do you most want to play against?
GODS I love elf women so much
>>5498079900
>>549807964https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xxaw_DE6qrs
>>549807964Right here brohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5bNIPL7lF4
>>549807985If god is willing, it will be one of the first premieres and we can chimp out for the rest of the show
>>549807985>He's actually watching the streamI just keep the /v/ thread open and see what people post to know what's been announced.
>>549807905they've literally confirmed it's a fantasy title so why are you adding a bunch of historical shit?
>>549807413Right? Hell, maybe thats a positive for the franchise though, the playstyle has got a bit stale.
>>549808048No we're herehttps://youtu.be/eEKnhaElFQ8
>>5498079053k2 would honestly be the funniest. It's technically a Fanatasy game so it's possible.
>>549807949Believe it or not the lore could make it workThe Archon WarThe Dragon warsFall of Kheanr'iah a lot to pull from
star wars game is -the old republic but NOT KOTOR according to leakersTotal War: Star Wars: The old republic?
>>549808078but... i dont want... to....
>>549808078Elf women practically gush when I start spouting Mithradates VI Eupator trivia
>>549807905nigga geoff would not want any of that shit in his show, if they didn't come to him with an actual game to announce he would tell them to fuck off
>>549808206>2 factions
Thanquol in 2026
>>549808149Okay?>Medieval 3 will include EXCLUSIVE romance mode, just like 3K did!!! >You can now slaugher THOUSANDS as prince charles of france with baguettes!Your counter-argument? Anon?>>549808319Money talks and geoff is a whore.
GUYSGUYSI AM FUCKING TERRIFIED OF BEING WRONG
>>549808206pretty much confirmed at this point, 40ksissies will be fuming
>>549808321every sith lord is his own faction
>>549808061Oh Legend, oh buddy, has none of your friends took you aside and had the chat with you yet about it being long past time to shave your head.Poor bastard thinks its going to grow back or some shit.
>>549808061nigga will play 40k at a launch. Even the announcement stream has more then triple people watching it then his EU5 stream.
leaving this here, just in case.
>>549808370may I save this picture?
post yfw you sit through 2 hours of E33 getting fellated just to get an age of smegmar announcement
GUYSGUYSI AM FUCKING TERRIFIED OF BEING A MASSIVE FUCKING FAGGOT
>>549808475Bear witness. Hold him to account.
>tfw keeping valrak stream open in another screen just to tune in when it gets confirmed/debunked
>>549808452How is the front so intact with so much of the crown missing
>>549807521We will have cute Tau(H-Cup minimums) instead.
This is THE official /twg/ youtube stream of choice.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xxaw_DE6qrsThis is THE official /twg/ twitch stream of choice.https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumiDon't post in our thread if you're watching it anywhere else.
>>549808475he fucking wont if it did happen
>>549808452Why bother? He looks like a real english unc right now
>>549808392>Money talks and geoff is a whore.and who is going to pay big money to announce a DLC, a remake, or a gameplay trailer???
>>549808562>This is THE official /twg/ youtube stream of choice.I am watching it on Gigis channel sorry.
>>549808562where's the hag?
>>549808475Please, for the actual love of god, dont be age of smegma. How much more betrayal can a man take?
>>549808562Lumi is an acceptable substitute to Clio.
>>549808562I will be watching the lemon whore until Demolition D gets his fat ass off Elden Ring.
>>549808553At least he has plenty of donor follicles for a hair transplant if that's what he wants to do...?
>>549807949>picwhat's the appeal of this
>>549808562You officially suck cock by choice.
>>549808709smegma is better than 40k, but you should never grade evils
>>549808629I wonder if any holo will be interested in TW after the announcement
>>549808562I'm watching this onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-BDeU3R5icbecause I fucking hate e-celebs
>>549808617CA? Are you new? You some kinda 40K tourist? CA loves spending money on anything that is not making actual good games now.
40K CHADS REPORT IN, IT'S NOW OR NEVER
>>549808562incredibly based post
>>549808845thats the wrong one, this is for real niggas:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igelVP3hFGU
>>549808894SAIM HANN REPORTING IN
>>549808452lol literally malding
>>549808894
>>549808801>>549808629>>549808845Get out of our thread.
>>549808837A few holos played space marine 2 but I don't think they'd be interested in a strategy game.
Is Khorne still a melee faction in 40k?
Post your final predictions for what they will show in trailer and gameplay assuming it is TW:40K!
soon
>>549809006I asked, I care. Vtuber love forever.
God please, let it be the second announcement so we can get this over with
>>549807981wtf is this shit? I owe KSI an apology.
>>549808658she is a guest on this stream:https://www.twitch.tv/jeanfaymas
>>549808894NIGHT LORDS BROS
can i feasibly make an entire stack made out of Ratling guns
>>549808894Real 1s will post their last memes before Total War: Endless Space is announced.It's been an honour.
I've got my drink, I'm ready :D
40K KEK TEARS IMMINENT IN 3... 2... 1...
>>549809047Hours of sweaty neckbeards having gay sex.
HERE WE GOOKOOO
>>549809034yes, see The World Eaters
>>549808894NECRON PARTISAN HERE
>>549808880You're actually retarded. Their anniversary stream that announced fucking Nagaash was a week ago, and you think they're going to dump money on announcing more historical shit after already announcing Medieval 3.
THERE IS ANOTHER TIMERHOLY SHIT
>lego batman legacy of the dark knightYEAHHHHHHHHHH
here for the 40k tears
>>549809217there better be abbadon-chan
shes hot
Btw when do the game trailers start, did CA say when it will be revealed?
>>549808894Ready for autistic screeching one way or the other
>>549809292Good!
WOOOOO INDIESLOP
>awards start>30 minute timer in the cornerThis is like CA having the showcase just to announce the game reveal will be at the game awards
>EvanescenceWAKE ME UP
>>549809339
>>549808894LITTLE DARK AGELITTLE DARK AGELITTLE DARK AGE
What does her pits smell like?
>Total war sheepill take it i guess
Total War: Dog revealed
LUMI STOP PLAYING THIS SHITTY COMMIE GAME AND SHOW THE THING
>>549809515It's about time the Welsh and the kiwis went to war for their women.
>>549809047Ultramarines obviously.
>>549809420yes, today.
>And many moreWe're not even worth a mention bros
Another win for Nintendo
which E-celeb you watch while waiting for 40K ?
>>549809515We're all sheep, shepherded to the slaughter
>>549809160BROTHER
It's time
>>549807794pretty birdy
>soulslop
we're all here btw
Another Dark Messiah clone what the hellSo many of them announced recently
Total War: lost hope
>>549809616>Total War: Wales
That Decrepit game looks neat
>>549809796This but unironically
Goodnight. Channeling dream energy to make sure your favourite faction isn't in at launch.
Total war Pontus
>>549809796I exclusively watch female anime women.
I don't car about any of this. When are they showing TW:AoS?
>>549809842they can keep cloning it but they'll never top the OG
I hope 40k TW will have a Dreadfu(masked) equivalent
>>549809513my guess is a nice kalamata olive
>>549809924Pontus was the first Rome 2 faction I played and it was fun.
>Doom officially the most retard friendly game
>>549807751Cuter Elves (Space)
Doom the onions ages playable for all cripples
fucking kek
Wrong. We're all in here.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trBGmmPZ50A
>>549809901But anon, my favourite faction is your favourite faction.
What if it's Lego Total War 40k?
Guild Wars is still a thing?!!!
am I crazy or was this guild wars shit already a thing like 10 years ago?
Grimgor Ardboys
>>549810169its total war: lego: warhammer 40k vs star wars
>>549809796god, please, let it not he 40k so I can watch it blow up up in his face
>>549810074THE IMPERIVM HAS FALLEN, BILLION MUST DIE.
>>549810169>random event about some guy falling in the river
This shit's gonna take like 3 hours and 40k will be announced at the end of it by the way
>>549808894Reporting in
OHNONONONO
Valrak just hung himself on streamA moment of silence
god I want to see that golden dress get ripped off and hear her cries as she gets brutally RAAA ROOO'ed on the stage to MILLIONS of onlookers
>>549809842Looked like complete shit, floaty and weightless. I miss bullshots, they can't even be assed to lie to us anymore.
>>549810338its a black dress
>>549810276Buy the new Tier V Settlement!...
>>549808452Why don't baldfags just shave that shit?
i want to lick her armpits
>>549810338i want to colonize her lands
>E-"""sports"""
>>549810278I'm only here for TW and the rumoured Larian gameoutside of that? commenting on it here with you guys is fun enough, I love my /twg/ friends :D
She has such a nice neck/shoulders... love that part of a woman
MP sisters why are none of our players being nominated?
>>549810307>nintendo>bf2 artlol lmao even
ÀÀAAAARREFGGHHHHH
>>549810556it hasnt even started yet
Please report any more Sotek leaks straight to /twg/.
>>549810531she's not single you dog
>>549810526Same here bro, I'd normally never bother watching this stuff but it's fun to chat about it with the lads here.I'm interested to see if there's another Tomb Raider too.
>>549810278please no>>549810652it's already too long for me. I only have interest in particular things and focus only on them
>>549810556https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DxMRkt71m4
CUNNY SPOTTED
I went for a massive shit, did I miss the big announcement?
>>549810652And?
>>549810679That has never stopped me before.
>>549810318Luckily the rope snapped from his prodigious bulk.
>>549810762ToT
who fucking cares just put the age of smegmar in the bag
As a dedicated Beastmeme main, the game has been nothing but up for me for years now. Hope all of you other faggots get a similar experience with your favorite race. Raa roo!
>mobile game awardsWait wtf? I didn't even know they got rewards
Total War: Cunny revealed
Who gives an actual fuck about mobile games, holy fuck, get on with something actually real.
>>549810787No.40K is probably one of the bigger announcements, so it will be towards the end of the show.
UMAPYOI! UMAPYOI!
WE DID IT CAVCHADS
>W40K LITERALLY CAN'T WORK AS A TOTAL WAR TITLEI've been listening to niggers like this for the last 10 years. Time has come for you to finally eat shit.
>>549810652It's already gone on too long.
>literal pedobait the gamewhat the fuck
>>549810909you almost feel bad for him, dude hasn't had to work a real job his whole life and is terminally butthurt
>all that cheering for generic gachashit#215234it's so over for video games
>>549810909>winter 2026awfully optimistic of him
We won Beastmenbros!
>ching chong ping ponghuh?
oomama soomay pretty derby
>Ah-she-she-ate
UMAPYOI FOR THE CHAOS GODS
cute
>>549810895I had 3 top races, 2 remained the same and 1 got replaced with anotherbeastmen are not far behind
>>549808452I swear during the anniversary stream he said something along the lines of "I had to choose between shaving my head or having a family and I chose family"
>>549811269
I hope its Gam of Thrones just because absolutely no-one wants that and it would be fun to watch the screeching.
UmaGODs we're getting free carats for this one.
Solasta was kino, I won't pretend otherwise
40k and Total War are a terrible match. More than half of the factions don't hold any territory and/or don't expand, the combat is cover based instead of formations-based etc.If it's real I don't see it going well, especially considering CA has been churning out copypasted garbage for the last 15 years.
Wait that trailer WASN'T divinity?
>>549811269>>549811386exclusively made for RAA ROO'ing
>>549811447but this /twg/, thoughverbeit
Tank Rat looks N E A T
>stuck at work>trying to sneak watch tga>something as big as tw40k gonna be near the endFuck
fuck this put the horse girls back on
>>549811345Does his wife has a fetish for balding men?
>>549810140lovecraftian image
i'm going to bed
>>549811345>"I had to choose between shaving my head or having a family and I chose family"wut? Is he pussy whipped or something? Does his missus think he will get some on the side if he doesnt have a massive ridiculous looking bald spot?
>It's Halo Wars 3lol
>>549811526Another CRPG named Solasta 2.
CA employee here, about to leak the next game.>Total War: Israel>Minor Victory Condition: Defeat Hamas and Iran>Major Victory Condition: Total subjugation of all goy races of the world No 40k and AOS guys, sorry.
>>549810307https://www.instant-gaming.com/en/16862-buy-total-war-star-wars-pc/wtf you didnt lie
TOTAL WAR40KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
oh here we go
>>549811269imagine dressing up like this in a quite public wayespecially considering, her audience has many desperate loser incel nerds and degenerate rich buisinessmen.This woman is a S L U T.She dresses like this knowing many man and maybe even women are touching themselves to her beautifully toned wings.
>Not one half decent looking game so farGrim. Grave even.
>>549811687Not huffing copium or anything but Halo Wars 3 was actually supposed to have space battles in it iirc
Hades II got robbed
>>549811725what are their faction mechanics?
>>549811737>release date 2025lol, lmao even
holy based frenchGODS
BRETONNIA WON
>>549811682Its not even a bald spot, its a bald fucking playing field.
>Both look like french stereotypesKek, only thing missing is the glass of wine
>its just gonna be jacking off E33 all nightsilksong devs were right
Total War: The Shattering soon.
>>549811771women like the thought of people masturbating to them, they just dont want to see that
>>549811837They anger God, get punished, and then blame the goyim for it.
>>549811881They probably would have had wine, cigarettes and baguettes in hand if they could have.
SQVIRE OUR STUDIO WON!
>>549811881and a cigarette
>>549811806I'm not that familiar with Halo lore but I thought the UNSC was hilariously outgunned by the covenant in space.Like a Covenant splinter fleet destroyed most of Earths defenses in Halo 2
Is there a stream that doesnt have some uppity screeching wanker overlaid on top of it, saying inane things to their chat?
>>549811937yeah, but you have to be especially slutty to do it for such an audience, they are like cosplay whores
>>549811303It's a style that won't appeal to everyone with how much of the game it straight up ignores, so valid opinion that I can respect. When I don't feel like them I play super grindy factions like Nurgle and Counts who have also had a decent time.
lmao more soulsslop already
>>549807985FOR ENGLAND JAMES?
they will probably announce it later at the end...>>549811915what?
one award down10 more to go, let's go TOTAL EXPEDITION 33 VICTORY
God DAMN these games look like shit.Thank god i only play autistic strategy games and fromslop
>>549812086yeah of course
>>549807601Thanquol fren, hold my hand for the incoming 40K tide, I'm scared
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>549809961based i don´t car poster
Feeling pretty fucking grave fellas
>>549810307I would only have interest in this if it it had the EU. No Revan LL, no Imperial Knights, no Thrawn, no interest. Now I suddenly feel the urge to download more Jedi Academy mods.
Ratfags, explain yourselves. What the fuck was that.
Why isn't our queen Clio streaming???
PITTA
Gotta admit this vaguely hispanic lady in the strapless dress is pretty hot
>>549812148best indie game that E33 wonit's gonna win every award its nominated for, the silksong devs were right not to attend as they said E33 is just gonna win everything
>America according to Japanfascinating
Has any american games / studios win anything or are they in their post collapse phase right now?
Is that it?
>>549812315Sounds like the S*lksong devs are coping trannies.
whatever fucks with legend is fine TW for me
>>549812270https://www.twitch.tv/jeanfaymas
That blonde is a qt3.14
>>549812309You should see the webms from last year
>>549811687I would be okay no matter how much Bungie would hate it. In fact, I'd support it specifically because I know Bungie hated the first Halo Wars and I would gladly see Halo Wars make them regret the day they made Halo CE an FPS rather than their planned RTS.
>One more world premierThere is no Total War coming
>>549812180How are you liking Grand Strategy 4 so far, anon?
>>549807376Who else here is fucking PSYCHED for Total War: Warhammer: Age of Sigmar
>>549812439I mostly jerk off to femboys and trannies so this is a pretty high level compliment coming from me
No matter what the next TW game is. They should include an AI Clio companion that sits in the corner of the screen, and commentates as you play. It should also be impossible to mute, turn off, or mod out. This will enhance the game, and drive out the tourists.
>>549812498worth skipping a job
Is the video game industry just a giant laundering scheme? Who is buying this shit in quantities to make it profitable?
>Viewers in the chat are expressing disappointment and confusion regarding the current game reveals, with some finding them "cringe." They are also suggesting game ideas like Total War Star Wars and discussing how long the show is.
>>549811837Only faction that can give out loans at interest.
ACTUAL NOTHING BURGER COMING UP>ACTUAL NOTHING BURGER COMING UPACTUAL NOTHING BURGER COMING UP>ACTUAL NOTHING BURGER COMING UPACTUAL NOTHING BURGER COMING UP>ACTUAL NOTHING BURGER COMING UPACTUAL NOTHING BURGER COMING UP>ACTUAL NOTHING BURGER COMING UPACTUAL NOTHING BURGER COMING UP>ACTUAL NOTHING BURGER COMING UP
>>549812564This
post last of us 2 memes
>Cuckmann
DMC GOT FUCKING ROBBED
>>549812564make her the advisor
>>549812618Normalfags.
>adaptationWhat? People actually watch that shit?
>Neil Cuckmann
there will be NO army painter btw
We wouldn’t be in this position if they ANNOUNCED THE DAMN GAME AT THE ANNIVERSARY EVENT LIKE THEY SAID THEY WERE GOING TO FUCKING BRITNIGGERS
>last of us wins adaptation>no one cheers
he looks jewish
>>549812672Yeah it did because the show sucked shit XMFD
>>549812672DMC netflix was shit anon
>>549812672Nobody plays that shit.
>TLOU season 2You shittin' me?Even my parents were disappointed in it following up on season 1, and they're total normies that had no idea about any of the shitstorms that followed the second game.Oh well GET TO TW.
>>549810276
>>549812532I am hyped for >>549808475
>>549812309She looks my aunt younger but fatter. T. Half italian half spanish
lolLMAO
>>549812720thisfuck CAyou promised gameS on 4thniggers
>>549812309i want to fuck her fleshy pits>>549812564a lumi advisor would be alternate version that triggers when you cheat, encouraging you to make the wrong decisionslike a white dot but worse
GUYS HOLD UPWhat if they do Warhammer 30K: Horus Heresy?That way they can piss off everyone
>>549812203Don't worry, friend, I'll be here.
they should just keep her as the host instead of the Doritos Pope
>>549812698>NEXT GUY
>TLOUlmao
>>549812564>TranimeI'm glad zoomers and millennials are inheriting ash and ruin.
>>549812868Unfortunately there are people who unironically like the Marine vs Marine dramafest of 30k.
>>549812868I would actually be okay with that
>>549812720Sorry we needed a LOT of time to talk about Niggash.
>>549812251can't wait for star wars total war
>>549812868Ah yes, they absolutely should do Space Marines vs Space Marines: the game.
>>549812931the tabletop game is way better than 40k
Why is there a fucking opera at the game awards? Just show the games already cunts
>>549812868I hope for whatever will cause the most butthurt because I don't want anyone to have shit.
Maybe they will reveal Neferata's DLC.
I do not understand what is going right now in this streamwhy are they singing
bruh that is NOT the male singer from the game
>>549812564Will she tell me how stupid retard i am if i put archers infront of halberds ?
I'M NEVER PLAYING BR*TONNIA EVER AGAIN
>>549812656The thumbnail made me think Quan Chi>>549812672The netfix show? Come on. The attention whore creator tried taking credit for DMCV getting big game sales on Twitter. >>549812728>>549812780What a dark show. The moral of TLOU2 is to kill everyone because every time you show mercy, the doctor's kid or kittle girl you pinned to the ground kills you or your friends.
>>549812984as opposed to space marine vs space marine (evil)?
>>549812868Pretty disappointing but not surprising coming from GW.
>>549813049They want to be the oscars
>>549813008Hold up. Im gonna buy expedition 67 if this is what the game sounds like
>>549812820Can you introduce me? While a total sperg I have a pretty good job and future career prospectsI have EU citizenship too even though I am almost a lifelong burger
t-that was just the pre-show?
>>549813008you have no idea about the budget that goes into thisthis makes Clio look like a homeless beggar
>>549813008They're going to begin chanting in Gothic and then reveal 40k.
>Baited us into watching this pointless shit to wait for tw reveal
>>549813049It's an american thing.In their country, an event dedicated to just 1 thing can't exist.It has to have a million other things tacked on.
>>549813150the show is 3 hours
>>549811915Can't even be mad. The frogs made something good.
This shit is making me realize how much I don't care for video games
>>549813049It's expedition 33 soundtrack.
>>549812868will 40k denial collage then count or not if it's HH
this is whack
>>549813083Are you shitting me? Normal 40k might favor space marines too much, but at least there's other fucking factions.
>>549812915anime website
I'll assume this is an Exp33 song since it's in frog-tongue
>>549813203jesus h christwhy would they do this
How many euros are staying up for this shit?
we all know it's going to be starwars total war, we all know it
>>549813076I take you for a churl.
>>549813202Is this superbowl, but for games?
I've sat through many a The Game Awards shows for a single trailer and I'll do it again
>I am what you call an atheistgross
HENRY'S COME TO SEE US
we told you, watch a watchalong so you don't have to suffer the boredom of this gamerslop moneyshow
>>549813309I dont live in yuro does it count
>>549813309meI'm about to open a second beer I don't have work on tomorrow tho
empire at war is kino, star wars total war could work
>>549813034you forgot your shitty goblin pictures
Legend just summoned a bloodthirster live on stream
>>549813309me.....
>>549812672I hope adi shankar dies in a fire
>>549813250That's why 30K is so perfect.For ragebaiters, they can say "hehehe not 40K get fucked"While 40keks can say "it's the same setting shut up"
>>549813325Star Wars really needs a win
>>549813373he was diddled by some aussie priest, please understand
>>549813406Not having it muted on a second screen while shitposting here and listening to musicngmi
>>549813309meI have to work tomorrow at 8 am but I fucking hate my job, so I don't give a shit about being tired
>>549813202We have these as well but once they get big enough we have to include midwest moms on the committee and they will mandate a pageant and/or multiple additional "fun" events. The average American is hypersocial and sees no issue with this
WRAP IT UP
>>549813480Andor was a pretty damn big win. Dunno how it did in terms of success.
>>54981347440k fans wont play 30k its a fact
>>549813459la creatividad de game award
lets fucking go its geoff
>>549813515music is for fags
>>549813309I'm staying up for the TW announcement, hoping it's soon
>>549813309Im drunk slavcunt. I will stay for another two or three hours
>>549813309Slav squad reporting it
god she is so hot, bring her back!
>>549813480Needs? Perhaps. Deserves? Definitely not.
>We are connected by our love for gamesNo, I'm connected because of a single trailer that might or not came. Hurry up, nigger.
Oh my god... Is this gonna be... WARHAMMER?! HOLY FUCK.HOLY SHIT.IT'S JUST LIKE MY TABLETOP FIGURINESOH MY GOD I'M CONSUUUUUUMIIIING!
>>549813648you're not human to me
>>549813705I say this and type like this
Ah that's actually sad. My dad is getting old.
he suffered for this yearsorry for your loss, your Crunchiness
>Host trauma dumping instead of dropping the FUCKING 40K TRAILER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>549813672This is rape
>>549813672ai fags are pathetic
>>549813373But he followed up with:>I'm not a reddit atheist though, If you believe it's coolKek he hates Reddit so much he feels like he has to announce that
just put the fucking total war in the bag nigga nobody cares
>>549813759My dad isn't that old but he's diabetic and that unnerves the shit out of me, specially whenever I see some celebrity that dies in their 50s/60s. Like, holy fuck dude, at least reach your 90s for me.
>the limitless future ahead40k confirmed
>>549813802stop being so insensitive, chud.
>>549813672can't believe she did this
>>549813759I don't want my dad to go either anon
>>549813672@grok is this real?
>>549813812
>>549813705I was never wealthy enough to consuume figurines. I'm wealthy enough to consuume DLCs for potential TW:40k.
>>549813672We need to filter Indians from the global internet
>>549813672Good morning sir.
>>549813889My Dad is so self destructive he is ngmi.
>pragmata demoToooooooooooooooT
>black guys walk on stage>camera pans to a crowd with completely tired facesTotal war can't come soon enough
>>549813861Actually Legend talked about before that he used to be a vocal r/atheism type but he changed his mind and cringes at that and wants to dissasociate with that viewpoint
>>549813672RAROOOOO!!!
>>549813672ai is the antichrist ai is the antichrist ai is the antichrist
buncha rich niggas in this show
>>549813928I got enough money for em now but I'm not getting into it if it isnt tw40k
>>549813672she would make a lot of money with of
HOLY YIKES
real cynical bastard, this legendoftotalwar
Chase was such a dumb cuck for trying to cockblock me when I was rizzing up Visigood actor tho
>>549814032>fatigue: exhausted
Salamanders on stage.
what species is that?
>>549813908Glad you have a nice relationship with yours. Mine ignored me and the rest of the family for 30 years in favor of his career. He's been unemployed for the past year and has decided he finally has time to give a shit, but just spends all the time he forces on me talking about himself. Can't wait until he gets another job so he will leave me the fuck alone. I appreciate that he paid for my college I guess.
>>549814140yeah he's a jaded, whiny faggot these days, like most of the people here
>>549813474That'd be ideal for /twg/, and I think the game could actually be alright. Let CA struggle through making the bones of the 40k game, take the feedback, and then refine it in 40k, tone down the spess muhreens, and throw in more diverse factions once they've established the game.
If it's not 40k I'll post my anus itt
Wait there's a Ninja Gaiden 4?! I never even fucking noticed!>>549814023I hope he does anon. I'll be sending him some energy every day.
Huh been saving on playing hades I & II for a very rainy day so I probably havent played the best game to release this year kinda lacking honestly
>>549814274I'll hold you to it.
>>549814054I was never one of these and I spent my teenage years on atheist web forums
>>549814201Uncle Tom lookin ass headass richass house niggas is what they is
There's a trick to making this slopshow tolerable, but tourists wont use it.
>>549814221Maybe he'll feel happier if he stops being a retarded dancing clown for retarded children on the internet.
>>549813518>>549813309>tfw only working 4 day weeks
Hello there good people, let me tell you about the new Total War game.
>>549814274this better that hostess bitch posting
HERE WE GO!
>>549814298Hades 1 all around is pretty good, dunno about the sequel though.
>>549814374her chest looks blessed by slaanesh
'ERE WE GO!!'ERE WE GO!!'ERE WE GO!!
CA UPLOADED THE STEAM PAGE AN HOUR EARLY OH NO NO NO NO they've bungled again lmaohttps://store.steampowered.com/news/app/712100/view/2531535100081549529?l=english
>>549813759>Parents had me when they were 18 years sold>I'm 42 and my parents are barely in their 60'sSucked being poor as fuck when I was young but its awesome now
WTF
>return of a universeAge of Sigmar confirmed
NO NONONONONONNNOT LIKE THIS
>>549814374zesty lemon sweat
>star warsOh no no
>>549813150this is gonna be a long heckin' night.
>>549814502grim
>Soi WarsWe don't car.
IT'S STAR WARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahaa
TOTAL WAR STAR ACK
ROPESTAR KEKSROOOOOOOOOPE
AHAHAHAHA
Star wars bros, it's so over..
Uh... brothers...
STARWARSSISSIES???????????????????????
STAR WARS ARE YOU OKARE YOU OKSTAR WRS
Heres your star wars game shitters... 40k TW confirmed!!
STAR ACK
>>549813861Based reddit disrespecter
STAR WARS
>>549814591>RPGsuck on that SWcucks
>total war: stars war confirmedFuarkkk.
>star wars game immediately shown>it's not total warHAAAHAA TAKE THAT FAGGOTS
TW Star Wars deconfirmed
IT'S NOT STAR WARS40KCHADS, FULL THROTTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>549813672based AI
Total War: SLAMPIG revealed
Star Wars: Tolerable Era game at least.
STAR WARS BROS, NOT LIKE THIS!!!!
40Gods the Star Warstards are roping as we speak
OH THANK FUCKING GOD ITS NOT THAT
>>549814608I really, really like this image
OH SHIT WE BRINGING THE OLD REPUBLIC BACKAlso definitely no TW Star Wars.
40k TW all but confirmed with this
I don't think Jeff Healy likes Total War, he seems more like an AAA cinematic adventure game fan
>jeffy-poocheating bitch
2 star wars games at the same event? Damn.
Why did they invite Grace on stage? Wtf?
FUUUUUCKIt really is going to be 40k, Valrak will be vindicated.....
Valrak in drag?
>A pig will announce TW:40KFITTING
SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR
Video games?
I think 40k is so unsuited to Total War's specific style that a Battlefront 40k would be far better. it'll have big army vs army battles.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS WAS WORTH THE ENTIRE WAITHAHAHAHAHAFIRST GAME ANNOUNCED HAHAHAHAHAHSTAR WARS SISSIES IN SUICIDE WATCHCALL 911 PLEASE SOMEONE WILL DIE IN YOUR NEIGHBOURHOOD IF YOU DO NOTHINGHELP A STAR WARS FAGGOT AROUND PLEASE
A dozen of /twg/'s Star Wars posters remained.They were the only survivors of the Total War: 40K announcement trailer and they had gathered in the beginning of the new thread. Jedifags, Sithniggers and even a few lost looking Ahsoka simps. Anon noticed that there were no droid posters in their numbers, thinking that perhaps a few had survived the Primarchposting in the last thread, but knowing that they might as well have been on the other side of /vg/. This was the end. They all knew it. But none of them gave voice to that fact. He knew all their names now. Before, they had just been grime-streaked faces among the endless days and nights of shitposting. But now they were brothers. Anons he would die with, in honour. Flashes of the Emperor lit up the thread, Boreale posts punched across the page, scorching holes through which the incoming T'au spam could be seen. The Farseer AI art rained down on the thread, in time to watch /twg/ die. "Did we hurt them, Anon?", asked a Reyposter, "Did this mean anything?" Anon thought for a moment before replying. "Yes", He said. "We hurt them here. They'll remember this." An image of the Blood Angels pre-order bonus slammed into the thread, finally blasting what little remained of its Leiaposts into piles of ashes and dead dreams. The Star Wars posters did not throw themselves into cover, or run for shelter. There was little point. The 40Kfags were taking over /twg/, and they were thorough. They would not let Vader be posted again. Walls of mocking posts bloomed all across the thread, closing in on them with smug inevitability. The battle for /twg/, was over...
>Star wars fags in SHAMBLES40k bros... we're almost home
h-heh..they had me worried for a second there. How are we holding up 40K sisters?!
MISS PIGGY WILL ANNOUNCE TW:40K YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST
>the force is femalenot again
ai fags make miss piggy flash her tits
LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>ms piggywhy though?
THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING STAR WARS BROS
Christ Legend is washed up. I'm leaving his stream this is honestly, and I am not joking here I mean this honestly, this is genuinely sad to watch
>Casey>Nuwars disney version of The Old Republic>female protagHoly fucking shit this is grimStar Wars bros I'm sorryYeah banter is cool and all but I just pity you at this point
>>549814960americans love pigs
that "girl" is a dude, isn't she?
I wanted total star wars but I'll take kotor/mass effect game. Its about fucking time. This doesn't mean you get 40k so you can stop laughing btw
>>549814943DEH
Watching this shit sober is torture
ITS GONNA BE 40K FAGS TOLD YOU
>>549815015what happened?
the budget that went into this slopshow instead of something productive sickens me to the coreI'm being terror-routed right now
>>549814903VINDICATED
>>549814862We had Eternal Crusade already, it ain't happening.
>>549814903My dick cant get harder
>>549815058ye
>>549814903vibes are currently immaculate
haha nice try guys i actually looked at someone streaming this shit
>>549815060>This doesn't mean you get 40k so you can stop laughing btwholy cope
HOLY SHIT CA DROPPED THE TRAILER EARLYhttps://x.com/totalwar/status/768104126320345089GET THE FUCK IN HERE DEFCON 1 ITS ACTUALLY FUCKING REAL AHAHAHAA
>>549815060will be shit if we are forced to play as a woman
>>549815060>modern disney + modern "rpg"Yeah this is a recipe for disaster
>>549814869deserves a (you)
>>549815058there were at least 2 trannies in that room
>>549815213>089grave.
40k bros we are still in this fightstar wars bros had a good run but it's over
>>549815113He's super depressed looking, his kid is crying in the background, he's arguing with the comment section, he's not even pretending to be excited at all
>>549815213Total War: Grimdark
>>549815015>career is built on cheesing one aspect of an extremely niche strategy genre represented by a single series>has no skills outside of that>personality is borderline even given his skill at his one gimmickGee whiz anon
They better have a hot eldar (any flavor) in the trailer
>>549815060>Casey Hudson after ME3Yeah I don't think so
>>549815213Shit I fell for it again
>zombie slop in 2025What's next? A moba?
>>549815046It's an rpg by the Mass Effect director, it'll probably have character creator.
what the fuck si going on
Why all these FPS trailers looks like exactly from 2016-18
>>549815296He's got a child that looks nothing like him, give him a break.
POST 40K IMAGESNeed that shit for the next thread
>>549815343John Carpenter is working with it, though, at least it'll have a killer soundtrack.
>>549815213AAAAAAAAAAH LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO
>>549815375Divinity. They were the ones behind that "mysterious" statue thing.
40k deniers, how are we coping?
>>549815461is it Larian?
Divinity 3?
Total war: dungeon and dragons confirmed. Eat shit 40keks.
HOLY FUCK HERE WE GOOOOhttps://store.steampowered.com/news/app/712100/view/2531535100081549529?l=english
>>549815406
>>549815501Jerking off to hostess-chan's bare shoulders and sweaty pits, thanks for asking
Am i becoming too old or really all these games looks like slop. jesus christ...
>>549815506Ye
Never mind all this shit, when am I getting the Bullfrog dev studio back? All the oldfarts here know what I mean.
>>549815501Idc what fantasoys gets, they better not fuck up Medieval 3
>>549815538Don't give me hope.
>>549815513Seems like it
NURGLE?!!!!
we are so fucking back Larianbros!
>>549815578yes and yes
ITS HIGH TIME THE WICKER MAN GOT A GAME.
>>549815538>Cringeons, and CringeonsNobody cars about that shit.
>>549815601If most fantasoys are like me, we don't care or want to play Med3. The only reason I am here is the settingThe game is quite fun though so I feel like I understand you a bit
I don't get it.
Total War: Divinity revealed
did they really have to show someone vomiting and a pig eating it up multiple times
>DIVINITY 3Oh fuck yea
>>549815674Luv me Larian
>>549815674>Divinity game announced so earlyMaybe 40K trailer will be soonWe are not more prestigious than Larian, right?
That was some macabre shit.
>>549815543neither grim nor grave
>>549815132>developed by BHVRof course it failed
How'd we get to the point where it's ok to show someone getting tortured and burned alive but women in bikini armor is considered obscene
>>549815745it's art anon, you wouldn't understand
It could be multiple Star Wars games.
i do not car
Ok Div3 looked like a banger.
>>549815775Good. I'm tired of marvel tier writing slop.
i car
I told those shitmunchers on /v/ that pillar was Larian the second I saw it. Looks like shit anyway tho, divinity sucks.
OH GOD GET TO THE FUCKING TW TRAILER ALREADY!
>Larian game without dnd trashbag>But with bg3 qualityKINO inocming
I have both Divinity games in my library, but I've never bothered to even launch them. I assume they're both shit, and I'm VERY rarely wrong.
>>549815817there was booba in this trailer I saw it
>That was the statue they put in the desert Well, that was disappointing
I thought Larian wanted to do a sci-fi game.
>>549815771>80% of people just wanting Half Life 3Total War feelin very low stakes right now desu
>>549815775the only macabre shit is the budget that went into this
>Divinity 3Even if we don't get 40k for some reason I'm happy
>>549815745It's telling you to buy the slop.
>>549815817Their last game had literal boob armor and bikini robes, retard.
>>549815817American puritanism. Blood and guts is okay. But sexy ladies is too damaging to the childwen.
>>549815867>divinity sucks.Yeah I have no idea why people like the series
>>549815817killing wypipo is okayencouraged even
>>549815817Anon did you miss the brief shot of the orgy going on? It's Larian, you can say that of a lot of devs, not them.
Divinity sequel or Divinity Original Sin sequel?
>>549815891Okay well you're wrong
>>549815817The American legacy of Victorian values means its fine to show someone being beaten to death absolutely haram for them to appear in a bikini.
>>549815213>089
40gay fans are getting a little nervous now aren't they?
Was that black bitch in the crowd seriously eating a bucket of kfc?
>>549816014that's right, no mercy for the creatures of yakub.
>>549816019Divinity sequel, sadly. No turn based no buy.
>>549816019Probably just set in the divinity setting.So totally new story.
>>549816115please god tell me this is real just screenshot it for me
>>549815213I love traditions
Total War/40k bros we are more important than Larian
>>549815817The movie Wicker Man had a guy get burned alive in the same contraption almost 50 years ago
>>549816101no? retard
>>549816018It's not sexual acts in general that have been made obscene, just sexualizing women in a way that straight men find appealing. Fucking a bear is totally fine though.
>>549816101it was fun to watch them piss themselves over that Star Wars reveal
>>549815817you see some girl having sex with a lizard
>Cute lesbo wonNiceNOW GET HER TO VOICE SOMEONE IN WH3
based jailbait Maelle
>>549815817We also saw a shot of a naked woman riding the dick of a lizardman. Could we have that in Warhammer? No.
what the FUCK si she talking about
>>549816201Bg3 is massive in the normgroidsphere
/our girl/ does it again!
>Calling us all retardedFucking based, i wasn't familiar with your game
>>549816206The bear scene was just one of many and really probably the least meaningful one in the game.
based black woman just eating a bucket of kfc
>>549816127It'd better have a wide hipped female lizard companion or I will punish Swen.
>cause I know there's a lot of you retards herekek
>>549816231>gasping during her speechMy vid buffered I thought it was replayed the div sex part but she was just really excited for the award I guess
>>549816101no just horny
Hey neurodivergant people! She's talking about us!
>>549816278our trailer is later so we are more important
>jew jew abramsFuck off.
JJ ABRAMS WILL ANNOUNCE THE TOTAL WAR SEQUEL STAR WARS GAME AAAAAAAAAAAAH
Whyd she say that exactly?
>JarJar AbbamsGotta resist the urge of spitting at the screen
>>549816231
holy moly that height difference
you do realize Shadowheart just called you guys autistic, right?
Expedition again...
>>549816375she looks like shes just sniffed my taint.
Imagine Todd Howard and one of the Total War guys walk out on stage.The entire theatre would be in a rapturous frenzy of cheer and applause.
>>549816025Extremely unlikely. I play games to play games. Not read a novel.
>>549816382>now CA must please the adult player, loyal veteran of the saga totalwar and to the understander of the strategy
>>549816494one of them is a woman, btw
>>549816481no u
>>549816352That whole druid character was made a permanent companion because women and gays thought he was hot. He's literally just there post chapter 2 for sex scenes and romance.
please no 40kplease no 40kplease no 40k
is this that kike star wars directorlmao
>>549816459Because she's neurodivergent. Duh.
>From the makers who saw Edge of Tomorrow
>>549816581Yeah. But that still makes him one of the sidekicks that don't even really reach main cast status, and his scene is less involved despite getting memed the most.
Astounding height gap.
Total War: Halo incoming
>>549816540It's got great gameplay thoughActually, you know what, why am I arguing with you Go ahead and don't play two different kino games that you already own I don't give a shit
>>549816715what the fuck is he wearing
>>549816680kek
>>549816626Give it up. I don't like it but it's inevitable.
Any chance CA just straight up lied about announcement?
>>549816535>it's actually just skyrim playable inside WH3
>>549816231her gf is already in surely she could pull some strings
wow what a fucking slop that was Jar Jar
I drank too much alcohol again I no longer care what iti is
MEDIEVAL 3 IS THE ANNOUNCEMENT
Mother Ostankya got her own game
>>549816245bro your Alarielle mod?
Holy shit ostenkya
>>549815891You're actually correct divinity games are not good and neither is bg3. Larian has yet to deliver one good game
With 40k confirmed, will fantasy be the new history where they will be refugees on /twg/ talking about "the good times".
>>549816494>meanwhile when harlequins actually come to terra
Total War: Granny
>Comfy granny platformer with good music1st decent looking game besides divinity
>>549816820I had to make a drink to get through this shit
>>549816715ms piggy again?
Holy fuck, I've just realised that someone that was born when Half Life 2 came out is now 22 years old.
>>549816820based
>>549816795It has happened before, multiple times in fact.
>>549816820Alcohol is the only way to get through the game awards>>549816795for what reason?
Ostankya and her Elemental getting her own game, boys!
>>549816869Reading various factions freaking out about the Emperor never gets old. Star Child soon.
>>549816382>>549816554>people from insignificant Eastern European countries who play Total War because some barbarians who used to live where their country is located is the only time they get to play themselves in a gameMiss these weird little niggers like you wouldn't believe. Fantasoys don't have a clue how nuts these people were
>>549816820this but better legal substances instead
Rats!
>>549816535Todd Howard hasn't made a video game in 10 yearsnobody cares
STELLAN SKARSGÅRD KINO INCOMING
>>549816860The factions and the characters overlap so no
B-baron?
SOMA was great, this looks neat
Space Marine 2 was announced during mid point of TGA in 2021, so another 40k game might be any minute now.
>>549816959They all moved to Paradox games unfortunately. They're the ones who demand Byzantine restoration memes.
Total War: Genshin
>>549817032At least this one looks distinct and not another photorealistic game again.
Where the fuck is Todd? Where's my TES6: Wakanda?
>>549807794Tzeentch masterminding me into joining his gang with the pretty birdies
>>549816975
I was hoping TW was insignificant enough for them to have the trailer early on in the show but looks like they're keeping it saved for later....
I respect the gumption of forcing thousands of people to sit through weeb chinkslop.
i feel it guys can you feel it? i definetletly fuckin g feel it, history niggers slayed, fantasy faggots put in a cuck cage, i can feel it
>>549817032soma was fantastic and one of the few games to actually scare me because of the philosophical implications but this looks kind lame
>>549816993loved him in andor, best star wars character in decades
>zenless zone zero
>>549815586EA raped and killed it :"(
>>549816715This is how 6'5'' Anons feel on a regular basis.
omnissiah wills it
ZZZchads won
whares the fucking total war geoff nobody cares about your chinkshit
I was watching the awards with my parents and they just finished yelling at me after that Divinity trailer
>>549816820struggling to keep my eyes open I give them like 20 more mins before I give up
>>54981719240K is historical thougheverIt's just history that hasn't happened yet
Everytime I see a zzz character I think "Oh I've seen porn of her"
>>549816749Fashion.
should've gone to sleepi hate you all
>>549816959As a Dutchman I enjoy the LARP for similar reasons, it's nice to be a real power beyond making ourselves part of the local ecosystem.>Oh you want to to conquer us? Better leave everyone alone or the entire country will floodWhile effective, it's just not that cool
>>549817269I for one am touching my dick to anime girls and it feels good so fuck you
well, that was a lot of fanservice.
I'm too old to car enough to learn new games. They should just make games I already like instead of newslop.
please just release me from this torture alreadyfuck you CA again for making me suffer this
>>549817173>I was hoping TW was insignificant enough for them to have the trailer early on in the show but looks like they're keeping it saved for later....Total War is a big console game for normies now. You have no idea the level of fanbase-replacement that's about to happen
cant wait for the trailer to just be DOOD THE PRIMARIS MARINES KILL EVERYONE
why does every trailer have that electronic bass BRAAAAAAAAAP in the background
In an alternate world, we're all waiting for CA to announce new skins and maps for HYENAS instead
>>549817343Everytime I see a zzz character I think "Oh I will see porn of her, whether I like it or not"
>2XKO>Announcing:>CaitlynOh wow, what a surprise, another Arcane character...
>>549817285I'd be yelling at you too that shit was grotesque
>>549817285>I was watching the awards with my parents
>>549817192/twg/ will soon be an unusable pile of shit similar to /xivg/
>>549817394they're not even that good loioking chinks don't allow nudity
Blue-haired girls are losers.
>>549817483Zoomers need constant stimulation to keep their attention.
>>549817285sign of the times unfortunately
>>549816382oh man, I wonder how he reacted to the last playable faction being fucking Pontus, after it had been teased to be the Seleucids for a while.
chink chong ping pong haha
>>549817458Does 40kek have an actual audience how big are we talking? There has yet to release a single good 40k game
>>549817285did they cover your eyes too, anon?
>>549817526rich niggas in suits and bitches showin they skin do be pretty rage inducing and shit
How do you kill Ungrim because that wasn't fun facing an army that was 80% unbreakable, ranged and otherwise and is able to rip up anything in melee.I'm getting my artillery online so I'll just try and nuke my gobbo frontline.
>>549817518Total War: League of Legends confirmed???
>>549817518I'll give that game a chance once they add Gragas or Tahm KenchLuckily for me, that'll never happen
>>549817285Don't kids watch this show? That trailer was brutal
>>549817669Where do you think the Pontus memes came from?
>>549817556CVME HVME HEBREW MAN>>>/vst/2289161
>>549817684ummm fire warrior???
>Both of those women
>>549816820Are europeans lives so terrible that they must destroy their brains with substances and warp their reality to make life tolerable?
>>549817647That shit has been around since the Inception trailer.Don't pin that shit on us. This is a millennial brainrot
>>549817749They put up a disclaimer that said it would be graphic but no one reads those
>>549817081Funny since the biggest EU IV (and now V) addicts I know were either from the Balkans, Russia, or Ukraine.
>>549817731women don't dress like this
>>549817805BASED
>Valrak worried that we'll be here all nightGet excited!
>>549817684are you serious, anon? the total war fanbase is about to be unrecognizable. the 40kiddies are going to flood every corner of the internet where total war is talked about. it's going to be like what happened when TWWH came out, but ten times worse
crying women get me a little chubbed ngl
>>549817847Yes unironically
its going to be so fucking good, g-guys ungrim is hard :( wait for angron 40k nigger balance
>>549817684My Gen X coworkers keeps trying to talk to me about it. It's essentially mainstream as far as I am concerned.
>>549817847it's worse than you think
>>549817910They should
fucking hell, the /v/ thread for the awards is completely unusable.
>>549817957same bruh
>>549817847shut the fuck up they should have bullied you more in school mr. stick in my ass
Volound is streaming too lmao https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzG9NmyoksE
why do all the foids accepting awards sound like they got a vibrator shoved up their snatch?
>>549817908Not surprising, the nation of Russia is a real life Byzantine restoration meme (gone wrong) (gone sexual).
What are you guys watching?
>>549817910for you they don't
Luthor Harkon in resident evil???
>>549817784/gsg/ has been trash for more than a decade now. there's a reason it got kicked off /vg/
>>549818090legend unironically
>>549817731Runeterra would actually be a kino setting for a TW if, you know, Riot could fucking wait one week without retconning something about it.>>549817741I'll give it a chance once they give me Rammus.But he never even made it into LoR so...I think they added Riven and I do like Riven so eh, maybe some day if I'm in the mood.
>>549817910They do when they want to fuck you and what it to be an event
>>549818090koseki bijou
>>549818115Kek, same thought here. Enjoy Resident Evil: Total War.
>>549818146...why DID they get kicked off of /vg/?
>Hate horror stuff>Horror trailers keep on comingSend help
>>549818090Lumi I wish Clio was streaming solo
>>549818051why the fuck does he still care if he hasn't played a total war game in 15 years?
>>549817285ITS A RESPECTABLE ART FORM MOM
>>549818171What's doing, another random campaign?>>549818229What?
>>549817945I'm serious I don't really know anything about 40k
>>549818261BOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>549817709iirc hide and kite until all the slayers are tired, can be tricky to get a good map.
>More important than Larian, Resident Evil and Star WarsTWbros we won
So tired of Japslop cringe.
>>549817285The zoomers have it rough
>>549818296Why is that woman fucking a lizardman
>>549818306It's semi-mainstream
>shit I want but we are not gettingControl 2Alien: Isolation 2>shit I want that we are gettingTW40kDivinity 3
ANNOUNCE IT ALREADY I WANT TO FUCKING SLEEP MAN
>>549818387better than woke games at least
>>549818387It's chinkslop actually
>>549818258because there was more shitposting there than actual discussion. the real question is why did it take as long as it did
>>549818437thicklizarddick
>>549818437>lizardmanthat's some belgian fella
>>549818437BIG LIZARD DOUBLECOCKS
Legend said he will perma ban anyone who incorrectly guessed next TW
>>549818258incomprehensible reasons to the average person, lots of stupid drama
The fuck is going on with Resident Evil? Lost track of the plot with Nemesis.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWqnz-7iQbY
>>549818489That's all it takes?Should WE be worried?
>>549817285>I was watching the awards with my parentsUnderage b&
>>549818437divinity lizards are built for humans
>more indieslopyaaaaawwwwwwn
>>549818465holy fuck ive completely forgot about Alien Isolation 2, EVERYTHING MAKES FUCKING SENSE NOW ITS NOT FUCKING 40K AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAA
>>549818585Leon is now over 50 and still has his teenage haircut
>>549818636No we're fine./owg/ should be worried though.
>>549818668retard
40 MINUTES LEFT
>>549818691that's dedication
>>549818437It's a Divinity game
>>549818258The real question is why were they even allowed to exist as long as they did.
>>549818437>womanIt's an elf
I heard forty thousand years and my heart jumped jej
>>549818636we should be worried about the fucking 40kiddies annoying us to death, not getting kicked off /vg/
>Oever 40,000 years in the future>Not TWW40kOH NO
>>549818090I'm watching Jospeh Anderson.
>40kek bait
>40 thousand years into the future>for some random slopFUCK YOU GEOFF
>Let's go 40k years into the future>It's wizards of the coastHOOOOLY BAIT HAHAHAHA
My heart sank when i heard 40000 years into the future
>40,000 years in the future40K BROS
>travelling 40 thousand years into the future
40kekers just jumped in their seats
>Its time to travel 40,000 years into the futureTHEY KNEW WHAT THEY WERE FUCKING DOING
BASED GEOFF BAITING 40KEKS
>>40000 years into the futureOH SHIT>wizards of the coastoh
>EXODUSAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
40keks are being edged left and right holy fuck
>>549818760
>It's most likely the last announcement
>heard 40000 years in the future>it was exocudusI think they jews know what they are doing.
>>549818851>>549818858>>549818864fuck, we're actually getting 40k...
>>549818760>40k announced>ebin games exclusive
LMAO got me good Geoff
>>549818942No way they end on it.
I fucking LOVE how hard 40keks are being blueballed by this show
got a chuckle out of mebake the thread
>>549819036same but unironicallytouching myself irl
>Speaking about 40,000... the next installment in the Total War franchise, Total War: 40K!Screenbrap this
>>549818296>debauchery race mixing and activities lead to hell breaking outwhat did they mean by this?
I'm making a new general once the 40k reveal is shown.
Respect where respect is due... that was GOD TIER bait
I told you nothing ever happensI've been saying it for days
Wouldn't 40kek be in 38 thousand years?
Erm, the year 40000 is actually 37975 years in the future guys
is that tricia helfer
BREEEEEEADWE NEED IT
>>549818437Why aren't you?
>>549818547Did he accidently permaban his own hair? >>549818691Legend would like to know his secret.
This can't be happening!
Total War: Exposed Hips revealed
NEW THREAD WHILE ITS NOT ANNOUNCED YET
>>549818437The Divinity games, like all Larian games, are very, very horny games.
bruh this chick has no hips whatsoever
TOOOOL
40k confirmed
Could the trailer actually be really fucking good seeing as they're saving it for the latter part of the show?
>>549819304>51 years oldHag erotic
Holy shit this might be the first tool song i heard in maybe 10 years.
We love strong and powerful womyn
>>549819428its not happening retard, CA lied, you really think some part-indie company is gonna get the BIG reveal? really? LMAO
>>549819506with huge tits and ass
Total War: Cyberpunk
There isn't a Total War announcement coming is there
>2 games in a row with goth womenwe are eating good
>jankiest but most flavorful DnD class getting its own gameNeat.
CA must have paid geoff a ton of fucking money to keep the trailer for last
damn so they brought out the voice of EDI (and a super hot Cylon), played Mass Effect music, and didn't even tease ME4.I've been deceived.
fucking cringe
>>549819564There is
TOTAL WAR: EVANESSENCE
I want to go get dinner, when are they going to deconfirm 40k?
It's overJust songs from now onNo 40KCA HATES us
>Hear THAT song.>Immediately start crying.Johnny Cash is healing me now though.
>>549819541you will soon apologize for your words and deeds
40k bros how are you holding up, time to take over this general
>>549819559maining Militech'saka goons won't know what hit them
>>549819583>Casts 2 spells>Taps out
40keks waiting 3 hours for a 30 second pre rendered trailer buildup to a title card with a "winter 2027" release date under it.
Finally some good music
>THERE WAS NO CA REVEAL AFTER ALLHOLY GIGAKEK AHAHAHAHHA 40K FAGGOTS ON SUICIDE WATCH LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>549819697Waiting patiently
viscera cleanup
BREAD!NOW!
>>549819797new
clean it up janny
>>549819827tldr on this qt? Will she be in the game?
>>549819761if this happens I'll die laughing
TOTAL WAR VISCERAL CLEANUP EDITIONTURN ON CNN ITS REAL
>>549819882hownew.ru
40k total war was promised to me 3000 years ago. It's going to happen.
>>549819851aint nobody gonna see dat
>A studio that "continually pushes the boundaries of storytelling"well its not a CA announcement then.
Jesus how much longer is this going to take? There hasn't even been an award for a while.
GET KOJIMBO OFF THE STAGE
>>549820125kek I thought the same thing
>>549819753Use your cantrips motherfucker
>>549820125Sayl does this and faggots complain
Inception the game?
>>549819797>>549819797>>549819797
This has Kojima written all over it
>>549818465>Control 2You won bro, congrats!
>>549820125hey I thought they did a good job with Alien: Isolation... Over 10 years ago.
Control 2 looks like shit, it seems to completely abandon the banal realist style of the first part
>*man stab another man*>Valrak: wait is that game based on London?kek didn't know he was based
Here we go!
FUCK40K TRANNIES WONITS OVER
