SOON editionOffical /twg/ Game Awards Youtube Stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xxaw_DE6qrs [Embed]Offical /twg/ Game Awards Twitch Stream:https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumiTotal War 25th Anniversary Showcase (End Times / Medieval 3): https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war/blogs/91-total-war-25th-anniversary-showcaseLords of the End Times - Announce Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPIpN9OKKR4 [Embed]Patch 7.0 Details: https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war-warhammer/blogs/84-total-war-warhammer-iii-patch-7-0-introducing-the-free-content-and-the-masqueTides of Torment released: https://store.steampowered.com/dlc/1142710Tides of Torment trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsEX51KP6U8 [Embed]End Times Countdown https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPMRu3BBMG8&pp=ygUdZ2luZ2VyYnJlYWQgY291bnRkb3duIGthdHJpbmE%3D [Embed]TWW3 - What's Next: Fixes, Tides of Torment and More: https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war-warhammer/blogs/80TWW3 - Hotfix 7.0.2: https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war-warhammer/forums/7-patch-notes-amp-announcements/threads/12603-total-war-warhammer-iii-hotfix-7-0-2?page=1>Stuff1d6chan: https://1d6chan.miraheze.org/wiki/Total_War_Warhammer/TacticsRoll Charts: https://imgur.com/a/81snQma>Older TitlesSteam: https://store.steampowered.com/franchise/TotalWar-OfficialPrevious Thread: >>549807376
>>549819797FUCK YOU, CA!
SHOW ME YOUR WAR FACE
>Ligger sex is mainstream nowNIELS WON
THE END NEARSNAGASH SAVE US
Thanquol soon, friends!
Total War: Hotwheels
its still total war: star wars btw
>>549819991>bear sex is mainstream nowdon't make me post those pictures from Romania
have they announced the new game yet?
>>549819991post the webm of the chad argonian killing serana in skyrim
OH GOD THE HOPELESS 40K RETARDS JUST KEEP COMINGITS NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN YOU NURGLE-ROTTED RETARDSITS OVERTHE SHOWIS OVER
Total War: Barbie
>>549819991Oh god fuck you anon, now I'm aware that he probably froze that frame and has been masturbating since then.
>>549819991But booth babes at E3 were banned
CONTROL 2???
>Legend's life now is just having to react to people saying WHAT IF ITS TOTAL WAR STARDEW VALLEY LOOOOLJesus...
Total War: Yin-Yin
ANY SECOND NOW BABYYYYYYYYYYYY
We have failed... the Emperor...
3AM. Im going to die...
predict your monkey paw clutches for what will go wrong with the 40k announcement
Will the TW game be announced before or after Video Kojima's appearance?
It's not Star Wars since we got a Star Wars announcement already and it's not 40K because they wouldn't have done the 40K bait if there was an actual 40K game coming and it's not Divinity or DnDMaybe LotRchads actually did win?Remember GW has a LotR tabletop wargame
>>549820136that would have been fucking kino ngl
>>549820189Leagues of Votann in base roster
Any minute now 40k believers.
What the fuck am I watching?
>>549820189its star wars
>>549820189only imperium (space marines) and chaos at launch
>>549820136who the fuck watches his stream?
>>549820202no, it will be Total War: Bionicle
>>549820303idk, but it's from the developer of Max Payne and Control.
THERE IS ALWAYS HOPE LOTR-BROS!
>>549820013What would be the 40k equivalent of this post since Fantasy will be banished in a couple of minutes.
>>549819797literally no gameplay kek, this show is so shit
>>549820189poc
THEY DROPPED THE STEAM PAGE 30 MINUTES EARLYhttps://store.steampowered.com/news/app/712100/view/2531535100081549529?l=english40K DENIERS LOOOOL
>>549820294>>549820425I saw that.
>>549820147Smug retard deserves her own game!
>>549820353Most people here are reacting to the delayed stream on his stream instead of the actual one lmao
>>549820089>Star Wars gets 2 games while 40cucks walk away with nothing
>>549820435Malal soon friends!
LEGEND DOESN'T WELCOME RETARDSwhat a bigot
>>549819970
>>549820450grim
ngl that Control teaser was kinda sick.
there are two people here who wanted control 2and i am one of them
by khaine bloody hand this general will not live past this day https://youtu.be/MbxAY9lmWdg?si=VNzfrF-U0XdPYNnb&t=36
>In a World-Don't car.>From the creators of-Don't car.>This season-Don't car.
>>549820450>ultramarines
>>549820537MALAL IS REAL, GUYS. MALAL IS REAL
2026 will be the year of the vtuber
Why can no one pronounce Lara Croft.
time is running out 40KEKS how does it feel to lose hope?
>>549820353we're literally all watching, newfag 40k tourist
As a not bitter faggot there have been some pretty cool announcements so far
I can't watch cause am working. Screech in capital letters when it's happening and what's happening
>>549820545Approximately 2.5% of the world's population is retarded.
>>549820645your thread is here: boards.4chan.org/vt/thread/107577042
>Control 2 bros wonHappy for you, this one seems a lot more interesting than first.
>>549820621Remedy are great at trailers
if the new tomb raider also gets the trailer before tw I swear to god
Imagine if they showed trailers in between the Oscars, TGA is such a joke
>>549820770IT'S HAPPENING
yakuzaslop
IT'S ACTUALLY FUCKING HERE IT'S ON STEAMHOLY SHIThttps://store.steampowered.com/app/34900/Total_War_WARHAMMER_40K/
>>549820749Whens this go til, 10?
I want to go eat man.
>inb4 tw trailer is the final trailer
>>549820749My faith is my shield.
Total War: China (Modern)
>>549820505I don't need Star Wars to win. I just need Warhammer 40,000 to lose.
Finally a game for big galoots like myself
>>549820894this desu
Grumpy Japanese Salaryman: The Game.
>>549820783
>they think it's going to be 40k
I wanna gangbang a Cathayan dragon
>>549820768Divinity 3 has me pretty hyped.
that was the GOAT from Train to Buzan right?
>I-I like Yakuza... AND FAT
>>549820953Better end in suicide or it's not true to life.
holy shit KEK
>>549820849fuck off ratfag
>>549820783This is a phase connect thread newfag
>>549820971Med3 will release before that
Total War: Street Fighter
live action slop, but Chun-Li sexo!
>*man stab another man*>Valrak: wait is that game based on London?kek didn't know he was base
>tfw blueballed since skulls
>>549820784it was a great trailer, hopefully the actual fucking game is good too
>CA even making us wait as long as possible in the show to see the trailerYou can't make this shit up
>>549820829STAHP LYING
UOHHHHH ASIAN AAAAAAAH
>>549820849nice
>>549820768as a bitter asshole there have been like. two things i'm excited about so far.
The tide of normies seems....endless
Cody Rhoades as Guile is brilliant ngl
>>549820870>China liberates America from Israeli occupation>golden century of peace and harmony comesIf only.
>>549821060Tourists don't know that we've been partnered with them for years,
what the fuck
>>549821171Sex with these rats
>>549821151that pretty much guarantees it's gonna be 40k
not my cammy
total war saga britannia on mobile !
Well Cammy's actress doesnt have a big enough arse.
>>549821230has Pippa played TWW?
>guile's theme starts playing
>>549821187kino trailerI remember hype all those years ago
SF movie looks fun
>video games?>best i can do is a movie trailer
How much longer I wanna sleep?
I mean... fuck it, I'll go watch it, that actually looked pretty fun.
>>549821307not enough underage boys for her to be interest in.
Jesus fucking christ, we don't car. Show me AoS.
>>549821142I liked thr first one, the level designs were just so boring, like they didn't do the concept of a place that doesn't respect reality or physics justice. And Grey brutalism everywhere.This one seems to have fixed those problems.
I legit didn't expect for this TW game to be so far into the stream, far behind otherswhat the fuck seriously
It's only 1PM here, you shitposters can go to bed now I'll hold the fort down.
>seen 5 games so far that look a bit like HYENASCA wouldn't would they?
okay now my balls are actually starting to hurt fuck
>>549821339I don't care about fun, I care about Total War.
Those crowd shots were the most unenthusiastic I ever saw
>>549821481This.
>>5498213982 more weeks
>>549821317I see you voxis production watcher
Did this fella get lost on the way to the local YMCA?
>>549821317I only want Star Wars beacsue I'd love having Emperor Palpatine as a Legendary Lord
>>549821521I will scratch them for you, battle brother.
>>549821521want a kissu to make them feel better, nonny~!?
>>549821521stop gooning you dumbass
I swear, if they give the ongoing price to FFXIV for this fucking shitty ass expansion...
Oh fuck it I'm going to take a shower. Tzeentch you better have my back and not release the trailer in the next 20 minutes.
>>549821519The big announcement will be the Hyenas revival. TW on suicide watch.
no other woman competes with Tall Red Haired Woman.
>NMS won best ongoing gameholy shitwell deserved desu
>>549821575Fuck you.
No Man's Sky has been nominated in this category for like 8 years straight
total war: no man's sky
>>549821652No promises
GET ON WITH IT
Total war: warhammer: sagas: age of sigmarSoon friendos
>>549821517This, I thought they'd drop it early with the rest of the slop
>>549821640maybe, if your lips are wet and smoochy>>549821647can't, have to wait for the announcment
I bought nms 6 years ago and never played it
Still can't believe No Man's Sky's arc.
total peace: the power of friendship
>>549821704And not once has it been a good game.
40Kbros how are we holding up
>Total War: Street fighter : The movie
They begun the awards with Star Wars title and will end it with a Star Wars title. Do with this information as you will.
>>549821640>~!?How's the intonation of that supposed to be?
I have to take a huge shit but they haven't shown the game yet
God almighty, does anyone apart from Redditors actually play No Mans Sky? No-one I know has even touched it since its first release.
What if they made a mistake and switched that mass effect clone trailer with tw40k
>>549821575https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3JOEeG5PM4Educate yourself.
Total War: BAM HAM revealed
>>549821954sexually aggressive
>BatmanCool
>>549821904It keeps winning the award for "we're fixing it we swear it'll be fun soon" year after year. Surely they'll get there
>>549821652
total war lego confirmed
LEGO TOTAL WAR, LETS FUCKING GOOO
>>549822014>No Kevin ConroyI sleep
Total War: Lego BatmanLESGOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Total War: GensokyoNO FUCKING WAY
Oh fuck it actually is Total War: Lego
>>549821976i tried it once and got bored, and this was maybe like a year ago after they supposedly made it betterjust felt like slop to me
Well.
I still can't believe Nu-Males Sky managed to turn it around
Total War Batman
WHER ETHE FUCK IS ITGIVE ME MY 40K TRAILER NOW!!!!
>>549821893Honestly?Good for em’, they dug it out of the grave.
>ITS DA BAT
if there is no total war for the awards I will go to CA offices and summon a great unclean on in their restrooms. They will never remove the smell.
Total War: Lego
MAKE IT STOP ALREADY
>Total War: Lego BatmanTotal War: Lego Batman>Total War: Lego BatmanTotal War: Lego Batman>Total War: Lego BatmanTotal War: Lego Batman
>>549821763Actually the correct title is "Warhammer Age of Sigmar". No colon, no dash, nothing. What is a "Warhammer Age" and how is it different from a regular age? We don't know.
man I have to go piss every 10 minutes now beer fucking sucks
Anyone here looking forward to Dawnless Days tomorrow?
Bros... I don't know if I can make it to the reveal trailer im overdosing on goysloppa
>>549822135HahahaNo Total Warhammer 40k
Total War: Big Guys revealed
Legend just turned ascended to daemonhood on stream
>>549822009>>549821703Oh right, he DEFINATELY was looking for a crafty shag at the local gloryhole then aye?
one more beer and I'm going
So basically a combination of the Arkham games and the movies? Interesting
>>549822332Its about time
Total War: Minecraft
>>549822262just do shrooms instead, if you dose it right you can sit for hoursbeer just makes you feel like shit
>announcement is delayed to the end of the eventSasuga, TCA
Maybe the real TWW40K was the friends we made along watching the Game Awards ?
>Shit award spam
>>549822268>dawnless days comes out tomorrow>john cena wrestles last time ever after tomorrowOh man this is a good week.
Man, really rushing through these actual awards just to get to more commercials.
This thing is just one giant advert with some awards tossed in?
I know I made fun of all you 40K tourists. But im legit starting to feel bad for you. I too expected... at least... something. But as always, as predicted. CA always lies.The show is over btw, he started naming the nominations. So its legit over now.
Trailer better be fantastic now
Still waiting to laugh at the 40k fans
I miss the rage.
>>549822476that's not legal brother
>>549822564Yes, anon. TGA has effectively replaced E3
WITNESS TRUE POWER!
>most anticipated game is an awardLiteral marketer slop
Total War: Angry Birds
This can't be your first time brosShitposting while watching TGAs is half the fun of this shithole
Game awards make more sense when you recognize it's essentially a bunch of theater kids trying to be video game nerds but failing to understand video game nerds
not even Slaanesh could save this garbage show
>>549822645depends on where you live friend
total war: adverts
I'm pretty sure Total War 40k is real, but on the really, really unlikely chance that it is not real, I will actually go to Valrak's house and kill him.
>>549822601IT WAS ALREADY ANNOUNCED
AAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEI KNEEL CAYOU MADE YOUR POINT IM SORRYILL BUY ALL THE DLC JUST SHOW THE FUCKING TRAILER ALREADY
there's still a chance, right bros?
>>549822737dangerously based
>most anticipated game awardAre they serious?
>>549820505Horrible news for both 40k AND Star Wars fans
At least E3 had cringe kino
Total Wait
>Valrak saying "no despair, no despair boys"WAKE ME UPWAKE ME UP INSIDEI CAN'T WAKE UP
>>549822716in Poland it isn't
that slut from the preshow said the tomb raider reveal was minutes away an hour and a half ago please lets just go I don't have the energy for this
Are they really going to make final reveal out of TW game?
who?
Legend just suck-started a shotgun on stream
>>549821859very smoochy, nonny~!
>>549822737CHAPTER MASTER. GET DOWN
>>549819797Total War: Alien vs Predator
I miss Ubisoft E3 presentations
>>549822737If it isnt true then Valrak just lost all this credibility.
>Felicia DayThe fuck? Is this whore still relevant?
>>549822835melfi sexo
>last trailer at tga is a strategy gameI refuse to believe it
>>549822835can you keep posting business women in short pencil skirts
>Girls make games>Half of them are trans
>>549822947That'd be based actually.
CA booked their spot at the TGA and really emphasized "Make sure we are AT THE VERY END".
>>549822969silence, newfriend.
>>549822931Riz's peach is the hottest thing ever created
Bogged
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA How long till WH40 ?
>>549822969You don't have to be relevant to be on Geoff's show. In fact relevant people are less likely to appear.
>Valrak muting Girls Make Games/ourguy/
>Speedreads through the actual awards>Gives this random women 10 minutes to babble about how you should give her more money so she can give it to other women
>they actually thought 40k was real
BE QUIET /twg/ A WOMAN IS TALKING LISTEN AND LEARN
ahahahahahahhafelicia
>>549822835what a wholesome show :)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0TA7A5uLak
female voices induce a state of primal rage in me, let me know when i can unmute the stream
>invites the 2 most DEI participants they can findIts so predicable.
there's no way they're keeping a total war announcement for that longsurely CA is taking the piss
>>549823047most of their fans are Euros though. Why would they do this?
>>549822905If that's the case, how much did TCALUK pay for this shit? This is ridiculous
>>549823104just a couple more hours
the total war game will be part of the quick fire trailers and will only have a 3 second ad slotplease understand CA could not afford the full 1 million dollars
>>549822931Help me out too, mommy!
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
I LOVE empowering females and smashing the patriarchy.
Total War Sopranos
>>549822875Idz do apteki i kup theocodin (wieksza paczka) mow ze masz kaszel.
>2 hours inAre we for real?
>Yuros that are still awake
WHAT THE FUCK!ANNOUNCE TOTAL WAR 40k ALREADY
So who won?
oh god shut the fuck you dumb dykes
CREATIVE ASSEMBLY PIVOTED TO ANNOUNCE 40K IT AT THE NEXT MAKE WAR NOT PEACE EVENTDENIERS WILL CONTINUE TO BE BTFO
I want to murder somebody.
>>549823264aww, nonny has a booboo on his little ballsie wallsies~?
>>549823352Doesn't matter, we lost.
>>549822835and it's the secong year GTA6 winshere's hoping for a hattrick
>>549823302jest 3:30 apteki pozamykane
>>549823119holy based
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
if 7 tw40k is next trailer
FOUR MINUTES LEFT
>yfw these bitches announce total war 40k
This is 40K's last stand.No doubt, no fear.
>>549823297We've already got fat slobs slapping eachother with Ogres.
Who brought these kids on stage? Hurry up and get to the game announcement
PLEASE WRAP IT UP
Women's group narcissism is so played out
>this entire segmenthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAA1xgTTw9w
>>549820435Thanquol later, friends (as a 40k rat deamon)
W*men can code???
>TGA: wtf why did our viewership suddenly mute the stream all at once?
>still no fucking game christ
i'm woke as fuck but even i can tell padding when i see it
who the fuck cares about exclusively focusing on female developerswow, good job, you can do what lots of other female and male programmers do. truly groundbreaking social progress
I can't believe CA made me sit this entire thing out
They shoulda did at the 25 year event what the fuck is this
>Sydney not-Sweeney>game set 40,000 years in the futur but not 40KThis whole show is a FRAUD!
>>549823408Mmmm yess, need so much help from your lips.
>>549823427O to przesrane. Nawet jak znajdziesz apteke 24 na dobe to szanse ze ci powiedza ze nie ma bo tylko narkomani o 3:30 w nocy szukaja
if women are so strong why do they need to be empowered?
>>549823297the only thing I would accept other than 40k
>>549823318
Good god, what a non-segment. I've lost the will to continue.
Thank God for alcohol otherwise I wouldn't get through this
They have literally spent more time on the award for this organization than on any actual game award
Monkey King !?
>>549823226Dunno but man am I sleepy.
>>549823318GMT is the correct timeamericans are in the wrong
AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE OLD BLACK WOMAN I KNEEL
great we're officially more important than tomb raider now
>>549823590nie nie ma opcji to za duże zadupie na aptekę 24/7 zostało tylko piwko
It was actually kinda entertaining for a bit there and then they fucking derailed it
>>549823540ca saving the trailer for tga means it's actually big but yeah I agree
Why is Lara brown?
WAKE UP MY LORDCROFT IS HERE
>thin waist>big boobs>pantsThey just refuse to get it right
>>549823694keep slamming brodown some shots if you can
Honestly I wasn't interested in anything so far
>>549823694Can you take a shot for me, anon?I can't drink tonight
>>549823805Twice the pride, double the fall.
>>549823832she's not?
>>549823551Why do I have the craving to slap Khorne deamon pecs?
damnshe looks hot
>>549823565poor baby, let mamma help you out!mwah~!mwah~!mwah~!
>>549823832she's laura cruz this time around
>little girl game camp award>felicia day>90's franchise rebootAAAAAAAA SHOW ME TOTAL WAR ALREADY
Tomb Raider: Wine Aunt.
Hold up is that Kerillian's VA?
>>549823805Tomb raider hasnt been relevant since like ps2
ASSTIDDY GOOD
IT'S HERE
cinematic 20 fps
>New Tomb Raider actually looks goodnice
>>549823983sounds like it
>>549823938Yessss please, its soooo good. Please, I need more, higher up.
>>549823970i-it was just an unflattering angle for sure
Angelina jolie memes aside tomb raider games arent bad
>>549823919How to N'Karimaxx?
>>549823983Cruel Dreadlord>>549824012No one cares about hogsharts Tim
>lara croft fighting dinosaursnever played tomb raider but is this a normal thing for the games
ALARM
>>549824054And they also announce 2 at once.
>>549824175Yes
>>549824054looks like a boring movie game, nothing like the first (good) ones
WARP TRAVEL!!!!
Star TREK TOTAL WAR BROS OUR TIME
>>549824175Its the remake of her original game from 90s
>>549824175They were inspired by the porn game
>>549824175actually yes
Ok, here's the thing, it's impossible for there to not be a total war announcement, since they literally said there would be one. But, that being said, it is a bit strange that they are waiting for so long to show it.
>In an age... >BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA>an age of Sigmar...>BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA>The war was total...
Total War ARRY' POTTER??
>>549824175Yeah but they're all feathered and lame now so who cares.
>3:32CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>549824224>>549824261>>549824264>>549824267Oh alright, thought the tomb raider games were like indiana jones exploration, didn't know it had some wackiness involved
>>549823805what could have been if Hungarians weren't retards
>been hiding out and sneak watching at work like a spaz>FOR THISCOME ON STOP WITH THE SLOP
>>549824175zoom zoom...
>>549824302this desu
We'll just have to settle for Total War: Tomb Raider, sorry 40K bros.
>>549824012Nice. I'm glad i never bough that game.
>fell asleep like 3 hours ago>apparently still nothinglol
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE ANNOUNCEMENT REEEEEEE
>>549824175Tomb Raider is a spin off from a series called Turok.
>>549824175I have seen her fuck dinosaurs so I think fighting them is not that much of a stretch I think.
>>549824356Didn't you watch the old Jolie movies?
I cant take all this sassy blackness
>>549824175Yeah (but they had no feathers back in the day).
literally who?
>>549824356Indiana Jones has fantastical elements too, the stuff in Laura Croft was probably inspired by that just like it was by Indiana Jones overall
>>549824375Who the fuck is working right now anywhere?
TOTAL WAR SWITCH 2 EXCLUSIVE
WOW I sure am glad I took a 4 hour nap in the middle of the day to be able to stay awake for this...
any second now..
>>549824515An original character I think? I've read the whole comic series and I don't remember her
>next total war exclusively for nintendo switch 2Never been more over.
Man this is a huge sense of dread going through all the boring shit wondering if the trailer and gameplay will be dogshit and worth all the tired hours wasted awake for this.
holy shit a 40k just flew over my house
>>549824551Its the night shift
>TOTAL WAR WARHAMMER 40K EXCLUSIVE TO NINTENDO SWITCH 2your face?
>>549824515You dont remember Magical Negro? She was a major player in the white man's burden arc.
Wow this looks like shit
>>549821652I'M BACK, THANK YOU TZEENTCH!I knew what they said about you was bullshit. I'll devote myself to you now.
>Worst posters having a bad time staying up lateLMAO
>>549824334I dont think my 3Dfx Voodoo could have handled feathers on the dinos back then.
I'm losing my sanity holy shit
Me for the last 2 hours
OH MY GOD IS THAT A BLACK WOMAN TAKE MY MONEY
only 1 hour left
TOTAL WAR PIG
Total War: The Muppet Show
Switch 2 run on phones yet?
>>549824365you can bring steppe niggers to europe but you can't bring europe to steppe niggers
>>549824603im running out of steammy dick can only stay hard for so longsheer will can keep me going but at what cost
>>549824608>introduce black woman character by having her beat up fan favoritesthey are attempting to drum up controversy
>the fucking muppetsBro.Please.Just announce the total war man c’mon.
hey guys i just woke uphas the stream been fun
WHY ARE THEY PUSHING THIS BACK SO FAR? WE ALL KNOW IT'LL BE A 30 SECOND TEASER
>>549824646
ENOUGH! WE DON'T CAR!
They made anime real. NINTENDO WON
>>549824551>Who the fuck is working right now anywhere?I am, but I'm self-employeed and dont have to meet any clients tomorrow so late night work with a few G&T's and the awards on the other monitor.
I like the muppet bits. this year and last year are puppet kino.
had to go through Birthday stuff, I'm guessing we're still waiting?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Why the hell did we stay up anyway Eurobros, the trailer and gameplay will just be disappointing since it's fucking TCAL.
The actual awards are such a blatant afterthought
I am going to rape that porcine slut
kill me
>>549824639Us just finished even in california, yuro is asleep, asia just woke up. Graveyard shift or hawaii were the only options
It actually really annoys me that the award show is combined with a trailer/announcement showcase
>>549824675They should NOT have feathers ever. T-rex is one of the only dinosaurs where we 100% know what its skin was like and it had no feathers, yet games keep ruining them.
We are imperiled...
>Absolutely no one cheered at civ7Civbros.....
It's over
>Civ 7 nominated for best Sim/Strat gameLMAO
STRATEGY GAMES MENTIONED, ANNOUNCEMENT IMMINENT!
>>549824845depends on how jaded you arenot the worst ive seen, a few bangers
Best Debut Indie Game is stacked, damn
guys... i can't keep going...
they will all pay
FUCK YOUR FRENCH SHITDISPATCH SHOULD HAVE WON
>>549824936harry tubby didn't make it...
How is the game industry sustainable? Look at all these slops. Who's buying all this shit?
>>549824862>>549824889Grace is so unprofessional tonight.
>mihoyo gachaslopwho give a shiiiiiiit
>>549824885To laugh at distraught 40keks
MORE CHINKSHIT I LOVE CHINKSHIT I LOVE CHINKSHIT I LOVE CHINKSHIT
>>549824916I wanna lick her abs and worship her as a holy daughter of the emperor, i want to grovel in front of hero algo...
>>549824897Fireman in new york. Night tour.
>>549824936they were really scraping the bottom of the barrel on that one
>>549824925>civ7did they pick that shit at randomcivfags absolutely fucking HATE it
What went to wrong CIV bros?
>>549824845
>>549825029Madison go to sleep
kuuuurwa
THEY HAVE WRONGED US
what if theres a 40k game that ISNT total war?
Total War is going to be the last fucking announcement of the night isnt it
>>549824925>>549824936>launch a CIVILIZATION GAME without England>wonder why no one cares about it
>>549824845We all learned a lot about how can support and empower women developers
Do anime games always have such utterly mid teasers?
based, more goonfuel
how badly have we lost or won?
how many gamepass knockoffs are going to be advertised tonight
>spoken dialogue in Metroid PrimeWhat the fuck is Nintendo doing?
PLEASE
THE GODS HAVE ABANDONED US>>549825161they are meant to announce new TW title
>>549822274Total War: West Caldwell
>commercials during tga, which is just a commercial block primarily
I give up.
Somebody, somewhere is fapping to this shit as we type
>>549824845Umamusume won we've all been celebrating.
>>549825167>oh and here's some shitty strategy game from the devs of Alien Isolation, take a look
>>549824893kek
>>549825270Literally nothing so far
PALWORLD 2
Nintendo FUMING rn.
>>549825215The anime games have been the only good teasers though
>that prophesy where elf mage kills Malekith>that elf mage is his son that he unknowing fathered with one of his concubines or raped witch elf for her failures>Slaanesh blesses that union to fulfill the prophesy>said son is avatar of slaanesh that kills him and takes over his mind and body intense battle>all part of Morathi plan since Malekith been failure for thousands of years and need of new puppet>with dark elf civilization under new management and given over to worshiping Slaanesh in the open in new improved true elf society
Every wrong is recorded.
>get a good night's sleep and watch the trailer in the morning on my commute>or fuck my shit up to stay up and watch it livehmmmm what should I do :^)
Total War: Palworld
>>549825103>>549825104>>549825168Played Civ5, loved it.Played civ6, loved it.No interest in civ7 because civ swapping.Fuck Firaxis. Biggest blunder i've ever seen, alongside HYENAS
Total War: Pokemon
I'm gonna fucking pass out befoer they show total war jerkoff you fucking cuknt
I'm so fucking sleepy i wont have energy to shitpost even if they announce it FUCK
i don't remember that chaos god
New Pokemon game looks cool!
>>549824845>Jennifer English won>new Larian gameshartbros WON
>heard daemonic voiceNevermind
I'm sure they'll announce something, have a Lumi in the meantime
>>549824845as someone who hates the Game Awards this has been the best show in years admittedly
Total War: Hyenas
>>549825573he's the got of shitposting
>>549825515Sleep anon, your body will thank you
TOTAL WAR OF WORLDCRAFT
40keks getting sleepy. You'll awake to STAR WARS total war.
>>549825515same, but i will be there all the same
>Diablo IV
Grim'd into the grave.
This fucking sucks
Total War: Paladins
HANG IN THERE BROS I BELIEVE
PLEASE BLIZZARDGIVE ME GOOD DIABLOITS BEEN SO LONG
>>549825161Thank fuck, there is a God.
Slopio 4 dlc?
Oh good a knigga game
Mephisto humiliation ritual
>>549825459I still can't believe they watched the failure of Humankind and went>We totally need the Civ swap mechanic for Civ 7!
WE
>>549825759its a diablo dlc who fucking carfe s
>Selling the Crusader as DLC AGAINDiablo is such a fucked franchise
All this CGI for a glorified menu game
I thought diablo 4 died already.
>Black guy as main character in new Diablo.>first thing he does in the teaser is steal from a grave.That's not very politically correct Blizzard.
Watch it be Total War: Horus Heresy
that was the big reveal, its over now LMAO
>Total War is more important than Diablo 4>Total War is more important than Marvel Rivals
>>549825609They dare make another game after the horrid garbage balding gate was? Bold
>>549825804>Humankind actually ended up being the 'civ killer'>just not in the way anyone expected
>>549825903Diablo and WoW survive on mindbroken paypiggies
IMAGINE IF IT'S AN ANNOUNCEMENT OF AN ANNOUNCEMENT AT THE VERY END OF THE STREAM
well looks like d4 cucks finally have their paladin class
no way the paladin will be free right
lol no 40k for you
>redditpool
>>549825929>More important than Lara Croft, Resident Evil, Divinity 3, Star Wars
Total War: Marvel
OH MY GOD IT'S DEADPOOL, I NEED TO TELL MY WIFE'S SON ABOUT THIS
Total Bore: Game Awards Show
I took melatonin when the show started because I thought total war would be early
Total war: Britannia 2 !
when's CA going to come out to disappoint us already
Valrak is about to rope himself.
>>549825960soviet commie subversion killing the west years after ussr collapse type shit
Woman talking
>>549825929it has to be 40K if they're saving it for last
>>549826075mari was fucked by 5 guys in a hotel room
We'll be the very last trailer
I think that they forgot to submit a trailer.Maybe next year!
james bond is still a thing?
Tummy!
WHERES THE FUCKINGH GAME CA SHOW ME TH EFUCKING GAME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
That chink girl was pretty hot
>>549826103Making you wait for nothing is their rug pull disappointment. Two for the price of one.
Can you imagine if it's the last fucking announcement and it's a super vague 30 second teaser that doesn't even show all the factions that are gonna be in the game?
What if Grace comes back to announce it
>>549826156Proof?
>>549826156I was all five of them.
>>549826214yeah, and he's gonna be black in the next film.
>>549826103They're not going to come out at all. It'll be a 10 second teaser with no real info
>>549826156Yes i was the 5 guys
NOTHING EVER HAPPENS CHUDBROS WE'RE FEASTING TONIGHT
At this point, it would be really fucking funny if there was no announcement.
>>549825998>WE HAVE A MAJOR REVEAL FROM CREATIVE ASSEMBLY>"WE HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT ON FEBRUARY 13TH. A NEW TOTAL WAR GAME."
i've been to mauritaniait wasn't anything like this
Err, so the main character of the Bond game is the bad guy?
>>549826253only if you like moonfaces
>>549826156that makes my weenie hard
>>549826312Total Chudcel Victory
>More important than Star Wars>More important than Marvel Rivals>More important than Tomb Raider>More important than Resident Evil>More important than Divinity and Larian>More important than James Bond>More important than Diablo
It really wouldn't be CA if we weren’t made to wait unreasonably
>>549826287If that would be Idris Elba then I wouldn't mind.
>>549826363das rite wytboi
First Darkie looking zesty af
>Divinity>Street fighter movie>SOMA creator game>Tomb RaiderThe only things I can remember so far
>>549826087i had to take my ojiisan medicine and it makes me sleepy
>>549826287Idris Elba will be playing every role.
>>549826253She played a sexbot in a tv show and it was nice. Show was shit though
Lenny Kravitz trying hard to keep up with the teleprompter
47 is a bigger number than 007 therefore Hitman > James Bondjust what it is
Didn't know Lenny Kravitz was still alive
>>549826390YUP YUPGOD SAVE THE KING
>>549826273Trust in Miss Piggy to deliver.
>Black man talkingAll American are kneeling right now.
At first I was a lil excited even if I don't care for a new total war but now it's rather depressing
SLOW DOWN THE THREAD SO WE CAN MAKE NEXT OP TW:40K
>>549826250Lets just go to sleep...
who the fuck is this even
BOY I FUCKING LOVE ACTIVIST BULLSHIT GOING INTO NIGGERS THANKS GEOFF NOW I REMEMBER WHY I DONT WATCH THIS SHIT
Bretonnia sweep
Who the fuck are expedition 33 and how are they winning all these awards? Are they that good or do they have some dirty business going on behind the scenes?
STEAM FUCKED UP40K IS ALREADY LISTED ON TEAM
oh look another E33 win BORING
>>549826553This, but unironically.
I hate french people
god i hate the french
>>549826660It has deserved every one of them
I legit thought this shit only went to 10 EST
>>549826583>He doesn't know
>>549826650They're this year's industry plant. The story is they're an indie dev studio but they're backed by a publisher.
>>549826650It's astroturfed. Ignore it.
My french wife lumi is so cute
>>549826653>fell for it
Bros...CA just loves to blue ball their fans I feel it's gonna be a shitty teaser with little substance. I hope I'm fucking wrong. But man...it's fucking CA
>>549826613Just a heads up. A black man will be heavily featured in the TW 40k trailer
SOWWI I HAV A WETTER TO WEED
>>549826646Hon hon hon nous sommes des meilleur developers omelette du fromage
What is worse nigger talking or french faggot talking ?
>>549826650Eh they grabbed mario and luigi superstar saga and made into a frpg it's mildly decent but I wouldn't play that for long
ENOUGHFROM E33
we didn't get 40k but we got this Franglish instead
wrap it up frog
>>549826650Mediocrity is always safe.
>Bretonnian talkingAll Wardancers and Bladesingers kneeling right now.
>>549826704People can't be French, thobiet. Mutually exclusive species.
>>549826525I mean true, Agent 47 is a superhuman(sort of). James Bond is just a very skilled normal human.
>>549826273Anyone have that pic of that guy DMing her for a code and drawing her?He then sent a brutal meme that she didn't like
>>549826653Its not though because Valrak just checked, and I'm only watching his stream because its funny seeing him get progressively more and more anxious.
>>549826731Clio said it's 40k
looks like French superiority has led to yet another controversy
BRETONNIA WON
>>549826530you're thinking of Jimi Hendrix
CA asked total war announcement to be dropped near the end because they hate us and wanted us to suffer
France was a mistake>>549826836this
Am I high or didnt CA already announce Medieval 3 was the next game
>>549826836Look... I know why you anons choose to have your... ahem, group therapy sessions on /vg/
WRAP IT UP FFS
Did that guy just litter?
>mfw it's a trailer with nothing more than a narration over a black screen, then TOTAL WAR: SOMETHING
>>549826525I never played Hitman because I don't want to play as a bald guy.
>Bretonnians irl
Total War: Amazon Prime 25% off
>You all watched this for nothing
>>549826869>implying its not the other way aroundWE all know Brets cuck out for the knife ears, they ain't real ment. Imperial chud
YOOOOOOOTHE MOMMIES ARE HEREShout out to Nick Gurr
>warframeBROPLEASEI DONT EVEN WANT IT THAT BADI JUST WANT THIS OVER WITH
>WAR:D>FRAMED:
Total War: Bretonnia and nobody else
>>549827018No they announced Med3 was the next next game. They haven't announced the next game yet
>>549826934Cellulite isn't attractive
Total War: Roadmen
>>549827018Medieval 3 is the next next game
The announcement cannot be such a big deal that they're saving it for the end.
>>549826790Ah, so Salamanders?
>the announcement is just the Med3 """trailer""" again
shoulda gone for the shower when the other anon did
>>549827018yeah, but they also announced that there will be more.
hon, hon, honSucces breede jalouzee
FOR FUCKS SAKE
ALERT TITS ARE ABOUT TO ESCAPE FROM CONTAINMENT ALERT
>>549827076I'm working and eating kiwis. I didn't watch shit.
So did CA even say they were going to announce anything or is all we have some funny googly eyes tweet?
>>549827148>it's Shogun 2 Remastered
>total war more important than warframeoh yeah, we're winning
>>549827105>>549827121I am way too high for this thread wtf are you guys saying>>549827164seriously wtf
Total War: Warframe
>>549826934
Eldarfags, Orkfags, Guardfags...Get yourselves on the dropships and get out of here...Spacemarinefags will stay here and cover your retreat...
>>549827076...watched?
TOTAL WARFRAME
This is the most random crossover everwtf
>werner herzog
>cursed to walk through this senseless universeThe fags in the warframe general are gonna love that line
How the fuck is Warframe still a thing?
>>549827251https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glW0C3VkGMI&list=RDglW0C3VkGMIThread theme
How is total war this late?We are not that special.
>>549827162I was thinking the same thing. Fuck. Wasted the last hour.
>>549827328I will now play warframe
N O T H I N GOTHING
Total War: Deadlock
Holy fuck CA you absolute assholes I know you requested to be as late as possible
>>549827076I'm currently eating pomegranates so I'm bing chilling and shitposting.
my top 3 Warhammer 40k faction picks:-Eldar-Necron-Tau
>>54982714640k is only growing and it's got a huge boost because of Space Marine 2, so it wouldn't surprise me.
>>549826934built for BOC
GUYSWHAT IS WARFRAME?
Nandaka
this warframe teaser is using the same face technlogoy they used for med3 announcmnet
>>549827358free to play, constant content updates, and fair microtransactions
>>549827042>In the Grim Dark Future >There is only Total War 40K
These devs flew from all over only to have one dev win everythingJust go home
>>549827396Games Workshop is special, though.
Total War: Shonen Jump
is that Half life music playing in the background?
Legendbros how we feeling tonight?
>>549827482Filthy fucking heretic
>>549827396The lateness actually has little to do with importance.I know this because every year I wait for Half Life 3 to be the final thing and its just some complete nonsense instead
>>549827114fag
Fuck it I'm going to bed
>>549827482I'm looking forward to:Space MarinesSpace Marines with different colored armorSpace Marines with spikes growing out of them
>>549827573Yeah, I heard it too.
RIP to this general btw. Once it's announced this place will get even shittier
You know, I've just realised I've still never even tried Warframe. I'm still not going to of course.
EPIC GAMES EXCLUSIVE
>>549827270Thank you...but I will stand and fight with you.
>>549827549Women are nid players.
>>549827634ITS BEING ANNOUNCED
>In the grim darkness of the 41st millenium... there is only war... Total War...
this shit is so ass
i will only play tyranids and only to kill space marine cucks
Total War: Half Life
>>549827641its always shitty it will just become more active
>>549827649The only people I know who have ever played it also happen to be human garbage. A sign if I've ever seen one.
>>549827641>Once it's announced
Just go to sleep, eurobros. The trailer will be there when you wake up.
Total War: Epic Store Shilling
Huh hogwarts legacy was actually good and a pain to pirate gibs me dat
>>549827634>He slept?>Release the trailer
Woah thanks Tim.IMagine if 40k ends up an Epic Games exclusive
>>549827706kino
>that's the world we live in guysFunniest thing he's ever said
>Lords of the Sloppen
This is crazy.
>STAYING UP TIRED AS FUCK FOR A 30 SECOND TEASER TRAILER THAT WILL MOST LIKELY BE CRINGE
>>549827486normies don't give a fuck about TW though
>>549827789I just woke up THO
>>549827789how do you know? the gypsies can steal it
In the grim darkness of the /twg/ there is only cope for 40k
Total War: Warhammer.... 6-7
>valrak is fucking panicking
>>549827789But I woke up just an hour ago. Why go to sleep?
uhhh the store didn't support gifting until now?
>>549827482Space marinesChaos Space MarinesGrey knights (Space Marines)
>>549827637You forgot about >Short Marines
Total War: Soulslop
I'm going to take this moment to laugh at the 40keksHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>549827789Jokes on you I have insomnia
>lords of the fallen>2023Did they do a remake? The original was shit on heavily iirc.
fuck it im getting my bedpan i cant keep taking bathroom breaks and potentially missing out on the reveal
I went to piss did they show warhamemr yet
Total War: Big Gay Butts
HOLD THE LINE 40KBROS, TZEENTCH PROMISED US VICTORY
At this point I'm starting to believe TW will be final announcementThis is ridiculous already
>>549827987I hate they unsquatted the Squats just because Deep Rock Galactic got popular, then did nothing original.
Holy shit how many times can they try resell Lords of the fallen=?
>>549828036You will regret those words, scum.
>Lumi checked outIt's over
Oh fuck off World was trash
How did the Dorito Pope even get into this gig? He's always been here as far as I remember, although he used to sling a lot more Mtn. Dew back in the day
>>549827693>he hasn’t met the I can fix him Konrad fans They’re all sadomasochist girlfailures that only read the books
>banging awards out quick now near the endBros?
I mean CA did say they were announcing something so its 100% happening but the stupid niggers booked the last slot
Total War: Lords of the Fallen featuring the Epic Games Store
>>549828146girl hot I'm down
>another E33 winThey had to have killed some people
>>549828176Rich connected parents hes a nepo baby
IT'S FUCKING 4 AM, LET ME SLEEP ALREADYSHOW THE TOTAL WAR BEFORE I PISS MESELF
>>549828057the remake sucks too but critics liked it or somethingthey both sucked in different ways and were completely different games
>>549827987>a niggresswhy do people do this?
>>549828176He wanted to create the Oscars of gaming but he created the real shit you know what I mean fuck the Oscars man
IT'S COMING BROTHEEEERS
>>549828137even to this day, I don't think they get big showcase aside that being a mercenary in mechanicus 2.
there will be a 40k trailer, i already saw it
>>549828121wait a second...
>>549827482Legend said>Spacer Marines>Imperial Guard>Orks>Chaos
>>549828176It's his award show. He was a games journalist, built a lot of connections, and decided to make his own E3.
>gachashit winning player's choiceHoly fuck this world has gone to shit
https://poal.me/9112g4https://poal.me/9112g4
HYENAS isn't dead. Get ready to join The Pack.
>More French victory
CA would´nt blue ball us just as a joke...r-right ?
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT ITS THE 40K INDIAN DUDE
>>549828231The announcement has been delayed until next year.
Wanna bet that TCAL lied to us again?
TOTAL WAR WUTHERING WAVES
>>549827637>>549827987>Weeb Marines
>>549827927>brings up gypsies unpromptedask me how i know you really are a euro
Make a new thread while we have a few.We gotta be close.
>>549828439The devs bribe their slaves to vote for them with premium currency every time
>Rahul Kohli I thought this was gonna be it, he's a 40k fan
It would be funny as fuck if they announced total war 40k AFTER half life 3.
>player's choice>more gachashit
We lostHL3 lostKH4 lostGamers lost
>Less than an hour to the endS-saving the best for last, r-right guys?Guys......?
all these useless fucking voice actors taking credit for games, cant wait for em all to be replaced by AI
>>549828327moar boar my king?
/twg/ the 40k denied ones
This shit is boring. How long does Game Awards usually last? When is TW40K trailer showing up?
>>549827789but I wanna shitpost in case it's not 4k>>549828176his father is influential
>>549828509I'm expecting CA to retweet the grim and the grave dlc any moment now
Another 750 post thread finished and the trailer still isn't out
what if CA had some schizo episode and thought it booked a slot for game awards but they actually didn't
>>549828439When you have a willing army of slants and dregs, what's a simple vote.
VALRAK FORTY THOUSAND TOMATOES BE CAST UPON YOU
There was no 40k trailer. it never showed up.
>>549828696wuthering waves mogs western DEIslop
Total War: SAAARos
>>549828786THE BOAR IS FUCKING PREGNAAAAAAAAANT
Its over
These EU5 AAA action games are really starting to look all the same
What is the time limit on this slopfest?
>>549828628yeah he did skulls event stuff iirc, another blue balls for the blue ball throne
r/TotalWar is going to be fun to browse after this
>>549828854You mean Baldrak ?
>>549828916>>549828376FUCK YOU!
Total War: Dan Hauser
The only thing I want is Total War: Valrak deletes his fucking channel.
>More important than GTA
Sqvire make them fetch ze fooking trailer before my eyes burst
Total War: Thunderdome
Does this have 20 minutes left or 50?I was under the impression were almost done
thread number 3 with still no total war lets go
GTA 6 ANNOUNCED
>>549828932>gachashit>mogging anything at all
blud looks like fat agent 47
>>5498292345 minutes left.
has alanah been on yet
>>549828628>>549829024He also voiced the guy in boltgun so I also thought he was it lol
>>549829234its almost halfway soon!
I give up. Good night /vg/ This is boring as shit
>>549828439I play and enjoy Honkai Star Rail
WHERE IS THE 40K TRAILER??WHERE IS IT?
It has to be warhammer 40k, they wouldn't have blueballed everyone for so long
I stayed up for 3 fucking hours for this utter dogshit.holy fuck if i knew total would have been at the end i would have gone to bed
>>549828826That's bullshit but I believe it
>Valrak's chat has gone fully roguekek
Euros losing all those precious neurons for nothing, lmao. Can't wait to see TW: AoS confirmed.
Total War: Total War
TCALUK lied again...
I called off work for this shit dude
>>549828854Crux is on a wrong shoulder here
>French sweep>dress like mimesEpic troll
baguetteGODS i kneel
now i want to play 33
FRENCH SWEEP
DON'T MAKE A NEW BREAD BEFORE REVEALDON'T MAKE A NEW BREAD BEFORE REVEALDON'T MAKE A NEW BREAD BEFORE REVEALDON'T MAKE A NEW BREAD BEFORE REVEALDON'T MAKE A NEW BREAD BEFORE REVEALDON'T MAKE A NEW BREAD BEFORE REVEAL
>>549829421who?
it's gonna be age of sigmar
>Clair Obscure>again
>Frogs make a jrpg
I GET IT E33 IS GOOD CAN WE PLEASE MOVE ON???
>tga>it super jerks off one game every yearThis is such a shill slop festLiterally 0 interest outside TW
Nobody has ever played this French game.
WHERE'S THE TW40K TRAILER WHERE WHERE WHERE I WAS PROMISED 40K I WANT 40K WHERE IS MY 40K WAAAHHHH
Fuck me, all those dudes were dressed like french cartoons...
Valrak just started making a pipe bomb
>
Decisive French Victory
>all this waiting just for it to be tw:aostime to kms
40KCHADSHOLDHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD
>40k fags talking shit about the reveal>history fags seething>turns out there was no trailer about anything at allbravo CA
I slaughtered my dog for this shit man what is this
>Total War Pikmin
>>549829352
>>549828826Decisive Defeat
Why are all the french people from the show white? I thought 99% of people from france now are black or arab?
What is this Clair Obscure game even about? Does it deserve all this praise?
Im starting to think CA got the cheap late slot when loads of people have already stopped watching
I swear to fuck, if the CA announcement IS them bringing back Hyenas after I watched all this slop I will lose my mind.
>WHERE THE FUCK IS THE 40K TRAILER, WE HAVE CUSTOMERS WAITING
gook-ass frog
A Total War: Warhammer 40,000 just flew over my house!
where the fuck is the trailer CA
WE HAVE NO CHOICE.CALL THEM IN.CALL IN 11TH COMPANY NOW.
>>549829553Also I was kinda hoping KCD2 would win something...
>We put Final Fantasy X combat into Unreal Engine 5 with not extremely ugly characters, clap, CLAP FOR USFUCK OFF ALREADY WITH THAT 33 SHIT
TZEEEEEEENTCH YOU PROMISED
>>549829750dumb frogposter
SWEDEN TOTAL WAR
>>549829661>40k fags talking shit about the reveal>history fags seething>turns out there was no trailer about anything at all>bravo CANo they told us... CA wouldn't lie...
HI I'M JACKOFF FAGLY GLUK GLUK GLUK I LOVE FRENCH COCK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK
>>549829768I uh forgot the garnish (hyenas 2) chef gonna get strated right away
TOTAL WAR CLAIRE OBSCURE ANNOUNCED
Did CA pay Geoff bajillions to have the reveal near the end of the show?
>>549829750It's just mario & luigi with realistic graphics
>small studioCA?>SwedenI Sleep.
Total War: Waiting Room
Unironically feeling grim and grave right now
>>549829850>he fell for it
why the hell is there so much swedish stuff getting released recently
>40k trannies on suicide watch>40k trannies on suicide watch>40k trannies on suicide watch>40k trannies on suicide watch>40k trannies on suicide watch
Imagine it's just an announcement of an announcement....please don't be it...please
Total War: GTAVI: TESVI
Fucking hell it's 4am already, I've got work today
>>549829736>I thought 99% of people from france now are black or arab?This is your brain on /pol/
HOLY SHIT ITS TOTAL WAR CYBERPUNK
Total War: We fixed the Franz campaign
May Imperial justice account in all balance. The Emperor protects.
We’re actually running out of time
I STAYED UP AT FUCKING 4 AM FOR THIS
>Asians making animu slop>Americans making progressive slop>EUROKINGS sweeping all the awards
total war: actually just medieval 3 we're not doing third party IPs anymore
>"We've got a lot more show for ya"There's still hope
TODD HOWARD!!!!
All these slops look the same I fucking thought it was a Cyberpunk DLC
Next big update is gonna be Half Life 3
>I know it's a late night Europe, but we've got a lot more show for you :)God please no.
Never let your faith in the emperor waiver
TODDY
TOTAL WAR TES TODD IS ANNOUNCING IT
TODD HOWARD MENTIONED AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAA
>4am alreadyEUbros...
FUCK my retarded ass for not sleeping
>total war: todd howardholy SHIT
>>549830135Less than 50 minutes
They didn't even give Total War a mention...it's over...
w-what is that...
Something to read while we wait.
>there's a fucking rock concertBro
>EvanescenceDamn, these fucks are still alive?
GOTH MOMMY
I SHOULD HAVE FUCKING WENT TO BED INSTEAD OF WATHCING THIS SHIT
Total War: Edler Scrolls
>>549830135I wish there wasn’t
>>549830316WAKE ME UP
TODD IS ANNOUNCING 40K
>todd is coming onit really is gonna be total war elder scroll then huh
I said I'm gonna laugh at all the people who hyped a 40k reveal for this stream. Well, I'm revving up. Prepare to get laughed at.
it's 4am and I have to get up at 8am today
>>549830272festus
god I hate video games
>NO TW40KTHE GAME AWARDS? HAR-HAR, THAT'S FUNNY... YOU OUGHT TO CALL IT "THE NIGGER AWARDS"WHY? WELL, BECAUSE... HOW SHOULD I... LET'S SEE... UM, WELL, AS THEY SAY IN CHINATOWN... NIGGER!
I had already memoryholed that godawful dmc anime fuck you
its 0300 bongs in ingerland please just show me the 40k trailer
MY FACE IS MY SHIELD
not this shit AGAINaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>549830349Yeah the lead singer is a mom now
>>549830424same bro
>>549830407unironically would be GOATed if real
MY WRISTS ARE SLITTING ON THEIR OWNAHHHH EVANESENCERINOOOOOO
Alright Dorito Pope this is a good pick for a band for a video game show kek
TOTAL WAR TAMRIEL ANNOUNCEMENT!>TOTAL WAR TAMRIEL ANNOUNCEMENT!TOTAL WAR TAMRIEL ANNOUNCEMENT!>TOTAL WAR TAMRIEL ANNOUNCEMENT!TOTAL WAR TAMRIEL ANNOUNCEMENT!>TOTAL WAR TAMRIEL ANNOUNCEMENT!TOTAL WAR TAMRIEL ANNOUNCEMENT!>TOTAL WAR TAMRIEL ANNOUNCEMENT!TOTAL WAR TAMRIEL ANNOUNCEMENT!
Damn Eva got old...Fuck i got old as well...
I'm sure if you keep seething about 40k and making posts pretending to be 40tards it definitely won't be obvious.
>>549830410Thankfully I don't have to, but man, I coulda just fapped and gone to bed anyway.
>>549830243any.....minute.....now.....
BROTHER I AM PINNED HERE
CAN'T WAKE UP
When you cried, I'd wipe away all of your tearsWhen you'd scream, I'd fight away all of your fearsAnd I held your hand through all of these yearsBut you still have all of me
TODD HOWARD IS SHOWING UP.... TO ANNOUNCE TOTAL WAR TAMRIEL
Holy fuck this is some old shit bring me to life
WAKE ME UP
WE ARE CALGAR KIIIIIIIIIIIIRK
>>549830194kek
OH yeah, what I wanted, more musicals. FUCK Y LOVE HECKIN VIDEOBAMES
TODD HOWARD PRESENTS ELDER SCROLLS TOTAL WAR
>>549830398No let me go to sleep
>>549830279>posting some irrelevant greentext>instead of TRVE /twg/tism
>>549830662holy shit IMAGINE
is this the singer from the naruto amvs?
HOLY SHIT WHAT A BANGER GEOFF https://youtu.be/qJY6TRfvq9s
>>549830538SAVE US FROM THE 40KEKS TODD. I'll BUY MORE SKYRIM COPIES
>>549830641Why does everyone hate that midget again? I'm a burger so I figure it's a bong thing.
Hello guys I fell asleep when it started, where is the 40k trailer link?
>>549830495Good for her
i would move to my phone and lay down but surely then i would fall asleepfuck this is so bad
Why do americans throw musicals and songs into everything man? This shit is cringe.
it's not even going to be 40k, lmao
I know I'm repeating myself but uh...this one's for adi shankar
>40keks coping
Shes still got great vocals
We will actually need a new thread fr
>>549829495because its been mirrored, you didnt notice theyre all holding their weapons in the wrong hands
>>549830538>>549830579MY HANDITS BUYING SKYRIM ON ITS OWN
>>549830836anon I...
>>549830806Show the receipt first.
thanks Evanesence for the poop break
>>549830279I laugh every time I read this
WAKE ME UP>WHEN 40K DROPSWAKE ME UP>SAVE ME
>>549830690>this was in 2019holy fuck I could have sworn this was more recent...
>>549830887pissbreak for international audiences
>>549830690It's not irrelevant nigger, it's mocking 40kids for being autistic freaks.
Geoff Keighley is a Canadian.
>>5498309572 new threads
>There is more Game Awards ahead including more game announcements>INCLUDING MORE GAME ANNOUNCEMENTSHOLD! HOLD THE LINE BROTHERS! FOR THE EMPEROR!
CA the trailer better be golden and the gameplay better be shown
HOLY FUCK TOTAL WAR THREE KINGDOMS 2
TOTAL WAR 4 KINGDOMS???
3 KINGDOMS 2
We'll hit 1000 posts before the trailer
>The Ork legendary lord won’t be Ghaz but some literal who Ruined
>>549831046i thought he is white
SHOGUN 2 REMASTER
make the new thread we can spam lewds to get it done in time for the reveal
Someone bake a new one before the reveal
>>549830806would buy Skyrim again if he did
>>549830565All is in Nagash and Nagash is all
Tonight has made me realize I hate " video games "
>>549830962>you didnt notice theyre all holding their weapons in the wrong handsshit you are right
Do you guys think I can quickly sneak a game of leauge of legends before they announce it?
I'm losing my ficking mind WHERE IS THE FUCKING GAME CA YOU PROMISED ME A GAME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WRAP IT UP>CANT WRAP UP
I will never forgive CA for making me stay awake all night for this shit. Thank God I don't have class tomorrow
BAKERBAKERWE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME
Ugh, why are the chinese so misogynistic. That women didn't even have tattoos or roided out biceps.
>>549831119>gameplay better be shownHAHAHA
>>549830690RA ROO
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
THE MEN ARE BREAKING
>>549831080its shogun 3
>up for work in 3hoursit's fucking over
Gee, I wonder what game is winning GOTY.
please bake the bread frens I'm too tired
TOTAL WAR 6K
It's not even going to be 40k, lmao.
>>549831119Best you're going to get is a golden shower. From a fat man.
>>549831204sad but true
Total War: Slop Marathon
MY RORD OUR MEN ARE RUNNING FROM DA BATTURFIERD
>Fucking adsHumiliation ritual.Israel won.
Total War: Hotline Miami
>>549831119if it's a teaser I'll kill them then myself
IM LITERALLY THE JOKER NOWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
total war: slim shady
This is the end.... of total war....
HURRY THE FUCK UP
AHHHHHHHHHH I LOVE HER SO MUCH
>>549831346why do chaos factions seem friendlier with each other than order
Europe bros... why are we doing this to ourselves?
>Vidi game
THIS IS A FUCKING SHAMEFUR DISPRAY CA
ICA kings we eating good!
>>549830998Of course, my liege
Why is she wearing a jacket bigger than she is?
>>549831337I feel you bro
>>549831515united in cuckoldry
>felicia day>now Milla JovovichGood lord
>>549831508I do too...
total war: resident evil
BREAD!NOW!
>>549831515They usually aren't, Nurgle is the rare exception.
>>549831337brah you only got yourself to blame, if i was in euro i would be sleeping
>>549831342If Silksong won, it would be the funniest shit ever.
>>549831562
>>549830690vgh.... sovl....
>>549831629We're still on page 7
>>549831616Total war: grannies
I JUST WANNA GO TO BED!
FUCK CAFUCK CAFUCK CAFUCK CA
Just make the new thread already, Valrak lied again.
>>549831468total HOT ANIMAL SEX WARMIDNIGHT BATTLESSEX
>total wall
Baking now
>>549831748I'd let Milla tuck me in.
I regret even having a tiny little piece of faith for this shitshow
HOLY SHIT BEST FRIENDSLOP AWARD I CANT BELIEVE IT HOLD ME BROS I CANT DO IT
its close guys i can feel it
What would you do if it was 30k and not 40k so all they had to do is space marine vs space marine and maybe Orks
Total War: Warhammer 40,000 more like Total WHORE: VALRAK IS A NIGGER!!
Total war: FIFTH ELEMENT
the 40k is the rage CA baited along the way
Nothing ever happens.
>>549831741NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!
>>549831857they seem oddly familiar
>>549831857I do to, link to that video to help me cope?
we are beyond 1000
Check the subreddit discord, they're mass banning people for complaining about valrak LMAO!
>>549831515It's psychological it's easier for people to bond with each other when facing hardships, and chaos warriors face a lot of fucked up shit.
TOTAL WAR: THREE CHINKDOMS 2
>>549831886Higher chances of Custodes and Solar Auxulia, the 2 coolest factions in the imperium so I'd be happier.
>>549831924Supergreen.
valrak get your rope ready buddy
Wow, we hit a 1000!
CA FUCKING LIEDVALRAK LIEDLEGEND LIED
HERE WE GO
ITS TIEM BROS ITS TIME
>space marines appear on screen>suddenly blasted down by plasma fire>WARHAMMER 40K: FIRE WARRIOR 2
OH SHIT
HOLY FUUUUUUCK
THIS IS IT
THERE IT IS
>>549831886>marines of 20 flavours>custodes>sisters of silence>imperial militia>solar auxilia>mechanicum>dark mech>daemons
BROS
ITS HAPPENING!?!?!?!????!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??????!?!??!!
You know what, fuck this, I cant watch this slop anymore. I'll see it tomorrow.
OH FUCK TOTAL WAR BROS IT'S HERE!
LET'S GOOOOOOOO
TOTAL WAR
ITS HAPPENING GET IN HERE
OH SHIT SHUT THE FUCK UP
AAAAAAAAAA
It'S HERE
im gonna fucking rope myself
>>549832132
HOLD ONTO YOUR COCKS
LOOK ALIVE FAGGOTS
IT'S HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!
>>549832030Xev Bellringer Mommy's Ball Draining Treatment
its happeninmg
>>549831987WAIT I WAS WRONG IT'S HAPPENING
FINALLY
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING!!
THEY GOT DAVID HARBOUR FOR THE REVEAL!
>grimdark future
>inquisition t-shirt
FUCKING FINALLY
A 40K JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
40K YEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
TOTAL WAR: STRANGER THINGS
WE WON 40K BROS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
ITS FUCKING HERE
YEAH!!!!!!!
FOR THE EMPEROR!
this shit sucks man
Yo!
That's it? A fucking slide?
EARLY PRE PRODUCTION
There goes the thread
CONFIRMED
thread goes so fast nobody will notice I started masturbating
2028
WHAT A LAME REVEAL FUCK YOU
GET KEKKED
PRE PRODUCTION
HOLY FUCK
ULRIC'S TEEH, RETREAT!!!!
NOW MAKE THE THREAD
YESSSS
david harbor will be in the game>????!!!!
doubters on suicide watch!
>david harborget off the stage and play the trailer you twat
NEW>>549832507>>549832507>>549832507>>549832507NEW
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
WELLLL WELLL WELLL
WE DID IT
"40k won't work in Total War!"Well?
Not this fucking narrator again...
>Gameplay shownWe won
>ps5 and xboxIts so over
ACE COMBAT 8WOOOOOOOOOO
We had a good run. It was bad enough before the announcement but these threads are going to be unbearable. Good bye
HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIT
