Previous: >>549788272>Global Game NewsCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Specials Missions: Half Anniversary Part 2+3Current Rate Up: Kawakami Princess (3*), Manhattan Cafe (3*), Seiun Sky (SSR), Nakayama Festa (SSR), Yaeno Muteki (SSR), Sirius Symboli (SR)12/04 & 22 - Legend Races12/08 - Libra Cup - Kyoto Turf 3000m12/14 - Autumn Event12/18 - Kitasan Rerun12/24 - Fuji Event12/28 - Scorpio Cup - Tokyo Turf 2000mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Christmas Nakayama Festa (3* alt), Christmas Dream Journey (3* Alt), Gold Ship (SSR), Fenomeno (SSR)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timeline>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd season started weekly airings on 10/5>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma storieshttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
>Fukukita fails 8% training, -1 mood>Fukukita turns a fortune card, +1 moodok
holy shit i can't believe they got rice VILLAIN on stage and she stabbed geoff
wtf bread
>marked
>>549809358tasteful sloppa
I'm watching TGA but I don't care about videogames I only want to see uma get 2nd place.
Umamusume for this feel?>>549809529Cute poorfag gnome! Would adopt/marry and feed.
IT'S ANOTHER GONNA BE 5 MINUTES OF TOTAL GAME AWARDS AND 85 MINUTES OF ACTING AND COMMERCIALS
>>549809468It's because Beel Cleenton told her to do it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UV97u7QZIGgENTERAQUARIUS CUP
>>549809518>ah torena you're just in time for hot pot
IF UMA WINS AT THE GAME AWARDS YOU MUST DO A 10 ROLL ON ANY BANNER AND POST IT ITT.
>>549809719Dia, your sleeves...
>>549809518my wife
>>549809748If uma wins im gonna commission an image of Director Akikawa taking it in the rear
>>549809358Fat butt thread?
24 MINUTES UNTIL WE ARE GUARANTEED ANOTHER 3K CARATS
>>549809763kaichou bloomers...
Digitan LOVE
>>549809748if they give me 1500 I'll snack eat
>>549809676I don't believe this. I got falco to turf no problem, so what exactly is stopping you from just training uodka, grass, smaru, ryan, oguriplap and pasa to dirt?
I don't care about the gay awards or any goy kiked industry event.
>>549809748if uma wins we're getting an SSR selector bro
>>549809990I DONT HAVE DIRT SPARKKSSSS
>>549809748That's a shit gamble.If uma loses, you must do a 10 roll, on a paid banner.You trust uma to win, right? So, you wanna bet?
if uma wins i will do the needful
>>549810023your friendlist, bwo?
it would be really funny if they got gold ship to accept the award
Brian LOVE
Man modern gaming sure sucks. I'm glad I have you guys.
>>549809529cute lil chuddie
>>549809719meanwhile taishin is eating her hotpot alone in her room
if uma wins I will take it from everyone ITT
Suck my dick you horse fucking fags. This game doesn't deserve anything.
>>549809468>Stabbed GeoffHero.
>>549810085Isn't that chicken a little rare?
>>549810080only if it were the actual horse.
>>549810085based>>549810115CUTE>>549810025nice!>>549809763seeeeeeeeeeeeeeex
>>549810191if uma loses it's Rice's fault
>>549810191Can I go first?
>>549810085yummy
>>549809990>E turf >can get to A without inspiration faggotry>vs G dirtbruh
>>549810206
If uma wins, I'm spending the night farming fans for my club
>>549810085my american mind cannot comprehend the portion size of this meal
>>549810085what is that
>>549810023bwo your borrows? I have 3* speed 3* dirt falco, maybe I can build a gigaparent to farm followers on Acquarius
>>549810234BUT THEY'RE BOTH STALLIONS
>>549809358that's a really fucking lewd ayabe
>>549810206We love you too, Wuwa thread.
who's raiding us if we win?
WE WON
>>549810248>not wanting to use a prelubricated hole made possible by one of your umadacchis
>>549810437a 50 year old man typed this
>>549810279THIS. As a fellow flatnig-bwo, if uma wins we all should farm 2-3M fans overnight, to celebrate!
>>549810335Pork cutlet
HOLYSHIT TURN ON THE TV RICE SHOWER HIT THE PENTAGONSHE HIT THE PENTGON
>>549810437STOP GIVING PRIORITY TO THE FEMALE TRAINERS!!! STOP BEING SO GODDAMN ANGRY
forsen
stop erping faggots
>>549810437Almondlove dancho....
>>549810481I'm so nice I want to prelubricate it for you and my fellow umadacchis :3
I'm about to do something REALLY stupid with my last borrow
>>549810504cool, hope it was good. I like your Brian's little hat.
>>549809358enjoy
>>549810437dober looks like this and would say this
>>549809358What does Mayano Top Gun figs look like?
>>549810437Dober would say this in her mind.
keep chinkbotting! we MUST win this
wow look its the pedo game /v/ has been raging over for years!
>>549810313smallest american pre snack snack
>>549810656I'm just taking these images off of this artist's twitterhttps://x.com/Uma__Maker
I have already informed CyGames about PETA's slander about Umamusume. The Yakuza assassin will delete PETA's twitter account soon.
FREE CARATS
HOL YSHIT W EWIN
WE WON HOLY SHIT
UMA BROS
Uma bros... We Won
GIBBBSSSSSS
UMA SWEEP
LETS GOOOOO FREE GIBS
LET'S GOOOOOO
FREE CARATS HERE WE GO
UMADACCHIS?????????? WE FUARKING WON
wtf? send screenshots
UMAMASUMELET'S GO
LETS GO BABY>>549810804dont care for musclesgimme the sloppy og form of her, not the fake shit
what's going on
WE WOOOOOOOOOOOOON
Yeah that's a W
What a chear for Uma, nice.>we wonHELL YEAH>umazing award
UMA WINS HOLYU FUCK
FREESHIT INCOMING
ANOTHER 10 PULL!!!
>>549808020AHAHAHAHHAAH WHY IS THIS POST SO ACCURATE
LESGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WE WON!
Uma gods we won
WINNER
Umamusume sweep.
WE WON BROS
>>549810804i prefer her casual clothes
6000 FREE CARTRTAS LETS GO6000 FREE CARTRTAS LETS GO6000 FREE CARTRTAS LETS GO6000 FREE CARTRTAS LETS GO6000 FREE CARTRTAS LETS GO
goooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Cygames give me the carats now
Incoming cinderella gray oguri trailer for global
Why is 5 years old gacha nominated anyway?
FREE KITASAN
UMA MASOOMAY HOLY SHITWE ACTUALLY WONLETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO
Give us our carrats!!
SSR TICKET ONEGAI
>>549810206We fucking won you stupid chink nigger. Ps idc if get banned for saying the n word. Fuck you chink nigger
HOLY FUCK
>that voicewell I wasn't expecting that
WE WOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNN
GIVE US OUR FUCKING CARROTS
UMAZING!
GIVE US OUR GIBS
Congratulations, horsefuckers.
>UMAMAMUSUME WINS THE GAMER AWARDSLMAOFree carats!
WOOOO FREE CARATS
We did it reddit
>>549810437Eeeeeh... Anon I think you have a job to do now
UMAZING VICTORY
The screams when she said umamusume, and then the total silence when she said wurthering waves was Umazing!
CHECK YOUR MAIL15000 CARATS
>>549811048videos games only exist in north america
FREE GIBS PLEASE CYGEMUUUU
Umazing
Nice award umbabs
UMAPYOIUMAPYOI
Grats faggots I thought it was going to be a paid award again
Umazing!
MY CARATS CYGAMES
Uma Sweep!
>>549810437Dober would say and act like this
O-mama Suomi
Never lose hope bros.
is we getting free carats for this
WE FUCKING WON
>/v/ is having a meltygeg
oh shit we actually won
SLOP AWARD BROSMORE CONTENT PROMISED
>>549811120there he isTakeshi Cygames
>”I never goof up!”>no S LongYou goofed up…
>Woman>Trying to be a funny>BROWN woman at that
>Umamoosoomay
UMAZING!!!
WHAT ARE WE GETTING WITH THE SSR SELECTORS BROS
THAT'S IT I'M GRABBING A BEER
U MAMA MUSUME
NEVER doubted btw
Cygenerous please!!!!!!!!!!
Enjoy your free random SSR ticket (you get Ines guts)
>>549810659>>549809358I need to FUCK Ayabe
Congratulations /uma/! I'm not sure how relevant that award is or what your game even is, but congrats!
MY CARAAAATTTSSSS
Congratulations
GIBS GIBS GIBS
Why'd he promise interesting content if everything is already laid out for global because it was 5 years late?
>>549809358FREE CARATS INC BOYS
UMAPYOI UMAPYOI
>>549811053What would we lose to? Persona is trash and Waves is nothingshit. I've already forgotten the other two options
>>549808020
>Celebrating goy awards winnormalfag general
This is umazing
WE FUARKING WON!!!!!
Congrats umadacchis, also prepare yourselves for raiders
Who the fuck was cheering for this game in the crowd?
where carats
WE DID IT BWOS
HOLY FUARK CHECK YOUR MAILCHECK YOUR MAIL NOW
>>549810279Fuck me
We FUCKING won /uma/
The Gay Awards are the most important awards show in humanity's history now where the fuck are my 100,000 victory carats.
>>549811501kys slopbrown
>>549811415shut up nigga we need those gibs
now what
>>549811415I'll be taking your free carats and SSR tickets off your hands, contrarianGOD
>>549809358>Best Mobile GameUUUUUUMAZING
10k carats minimum cyjews
>>549811027she dresses like a dyke
>chinks lost>other japs lost>koreans lost>everyone lost but REAL GAMER
>>549811552now cygenerous gives me gibs
>Not paid awardAll is right in the world.
>>549811501sexo
UmaGODs...
>>549811415>2D flash game sloppaKeep enjoying your """"story"""" Fatenigger
>>549810085Where did you get the plush?
>>549810437Remember this?
>Me and my favorite Umamusume
>>549810279Dancho here.I screencapped crono just now.You better have 2M fans each by tomorrow's reset, or else.
UMADACHI
>>549811552Wait for Cygenerous to give us 1500 that most people will impulse spend on trying to get Manhattan Cafe
>>549811579how exactly is that dyke clothes...?
Proud of you all, strong work.
>>549802456Done
FREE AIR SHAKUR FOR EVERYONE!!!!!!?
Where are my undecillion carats you ungrateful chingchongs??????????
>>5498115521500 carats, trust
>>549811579Dykes dress like hot woman!? UMAZING!
>>549811539LOL HE FELL FOR IT HAHAHAHA DUMB FAGGOT
>>549811579
>>549810929>>549810896>>549810883Why do you people lie to me to cause me, and me alone, pain?
>>549810437Pay up
>>549811552do your job janny
>>549809748>>549810025Call it.
>>549811740>will never umatube and chill with the gyaruswhy live
>>549811552Cygames gives us 300 carats
>>549811739...I did something?
oomama soomay
I hate fr*nch "people"
Cygames carrying the JP gacha industry on their back...
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>549810206SEETHE
Give me an SSR selector
So we're getting American Pharoah in right?
>THE STRONGEST GAMETHE STRONGEST GAME>THE STRONGEST GAMETHE STRONGEST GAME>THE STRONGEST GAMETHE STRONGEST GAME
UMAZING!!!!WHERES MY FREE SHIT KMR???
>>549809838I for one await for your delivery. There are like two instances of her getting railed and one of them was made by a western pig. You better not fail, anon.
>>549811860She's a brickHouse
>>549811860Oguri Fat
>>549811707GIWTWMotl/r
>Best MOBILE game>No auto play
Imagine the brutal sex
>chinks thinking botting the 'fan' vote would mean they win by sheer roach numbers alonerumao
i will never call cygames cyjews again if we get gibs
>>549811450Everyone
>>549811860Kitasan Black
I didn't vote, but thank you all for this win. I dedicate this award to the Dober poster, Manhattan poster, Peng-gu poster, Ryan poster, and most importantly... (You)
>>549811893Yes. You were the eye candy.
>>549811860Suzuka Speed. but it'll actually be Guts Spe
>>549811658I will, thanks. Enjoy watching your "game" play itself
>>549811415if it wasn't obvious enough that everyone here just want the free carats and selector kek
>>549811986Well fuckGonna have to look for an artist thenIf im doing this it aint gonna be half assed
>>549812056I will definitely accuse them of usury and denying the infinite love and wisdom of Allah, regardless of whether they give us one carat or one million carats.
>>549811860SSR guts from the commander of japan
Remember that if you didn't vote you won't get carats
Tourist reddit secondary generalI'm not surprised you faggots watched this jewish show and celebrate like children for winning Le Chungus Award TrophyHoly shit you niggas need to touch grass and get better taste
>>549811740I appreciate that Helios has bangin tits.
lets gooo ooMAMasume!
Imagine not being the best mobile game
We aren't getting a selector you tards
>>549812078
>>549811860tazuna
THE FREE 200 PULLS ON TAMAMO CROSS JOHN CYGAMES?>>549810437I saw that
>>549812128>LOOOOOPER talking about game playing itselfLmaoooooooo enjoy your christmas grinding
I want to have missionary sex with this woman while I kiss her pecs
>>549811356>(you get Ines guts)Perfect. I already have her 1LB and need more training effectiveness
Today we are the kings of /v/
>>549812037is your sound off? literally all winners get louder cheers, it's an objective measureeven the host made an umamusume joke, dozens of streamers voted for itumamusume is a normalfag game
>>549811860If you're looking for a spook, Rudolf is almost guaranteed more so if she's a dupe
I can turn off the stream now, right?All these games look gay as fuck.
Just got off the phone with Mr. Cygames check your inboxes at afternoon reset
>>549812176We love you too, anon. Welcome back anytime.
>>549812128>play itselfWe won't have that feature for like a year or so on
Male debut ticketTake It or leave it
>>549812241You're right. We're getting anime Oguri early
>No umapyoi acceptance danceDisappointed
>>549812371Uma Otoko???
who was the guy who got into the stage btw been playing for 5 years and didn't recognize himany umaJP here
>>549812289>Names get called>Uma comes up and the entire room rerupts before it even wonThe garbage "host" making a terrible joke means shit, it just means someone was prepared in advance and was briefed, the audience tho is huge
I still want to sniff Oguri's toes.
This victory belongs to the face of the game, Happy Meek.
Just pulled him. Any good?
YESWE WON BROS
>>549812371>Male debutUma...musuko?
>>549810437I'll take mine with extra femdom and disgust, please and thank you.
>>549812389Umapyoi is for Umas not Ningens bwo
>>549812424>>549812371Uma Musuko: Handsome Derby
>/vg/ is celebrating>/v/ is celebratingWe truly own this site bwos
I’m just popping in to say CONGRATS FRIENDS AND GOOOOOOD NIGHT!!!
cygays gonna cradle global like its precious babby
>best adaptation>unironically nothing but trashthe movie industry is fucking BLEAK>>549812492now I wanna see a custom pull animation
Do japs watch TGA? Anyone know on what their reaction is if there is one?
>>549812371but we already have males
cyjews... gibs where
>>549812553
>>549810437RIP Dober anon... you were worth the sacrifice... o7
>>549812454what joke? the joke could have been for any of the mobile games
>>549811860well there goes 14 dollars
Your game is shit, 4 years old for this shit, shouldn't even have been nominated.
>>549812371WE love males here
>>549812664100% we have westaboo japs watching this shit, bet your ass on it.
Where are my gibs
dont know anything about funny horse gacha besides the collab, but good job winning!
>>549812776thank you for your service
>>549812776Ooh, I like that card a lot actually, nice pull
>uma global won MGOTY>uma JP never won anything other than a random ass google play award back in 2021mogged so hard
>>549812492Bricked without the Kojima pal card.
OPEN YOUR MAIL
>Wuwa meltdown
That award win and most importantly free carats is thanks to flatlinerGODS. You better thank them for downloading the game but refusing to play it.
nisu naacha desu owes me sex now
HOLY SHIT CHECK YOUR MAIL BWOS
>>549812776It could have been a lot worse.
expedition 33 collab soon bwos
>>549812875good one I laughed
Free Oguri for winning
as a reminder, it took like a week after the nomination for us to get the 1500so it probably wont be given until tomorrow at the earliest
>>549812683i do this before my runs (irl)
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DISGUSTING BROWN TRANNIES YOU WILL NOT BAIT ME TO START MY GAME YOU ANNOYING FREAKSliterally worse than the SEETHING and OBSESSED fuckers from other generals
Genshin fan here.Congrats, guys.You aight, horse friends.
The amount of Fr*nch in the game awards is making uncomfortable…
>>549812930Do NOT fuck the Curren cutie.
>>549809748Since another anon pulled through. I'm doing the same. This is Cafe banner.
i want gibs NOWWWWWW
>>549812746>Curren rooming with a guywtf bros not like this
HOLY SHIT FREE MANHATTAN CAFE FOR EVERYONE WHOAAA THANKS CYGAMES
We're getting 100 rolls for winning right?
>>549813024I assume genshin won back in like 2020 or something when it was released right
>>549812776Appreciate it, it was just for (You)
>>549811736allegedly dykes like to wear that outfit, someone called Taiki a dyke back when the game first released in Japan for wearing it as well
Why is she such a crackhead
I'm happy for you but at the same time fuck you guys...
>>549812830Thank you shadowverse anon... I'm happy about it but mostly just for the rewards, really.
Uh... bros?
Carats doko
Can't believe JP had to roll for the new Oguri while global is going to get her for free
I got shakur'd by the game awards ticket bwos....
All is right in the world.
I've never watched any of these cringe awards ever and I don't plan to do it now. Video games were a fucking mistake.
>>549811736Flannel clothing is the dyke flag.
>>549813023uh oh, anons having a melty because his chinkslop lost
>>549812875kek
>>549813031I'm germ*n, fuck you think how I feel? I have the stream muted till something interested is going on.
Umama Sume was that broad's favorite game, you heard it.
>>549812776meta for trainer card
>>549809748>>549813062Receipt. YOU WERE TOO LATE TO COME HOME WEDDING MAYANO
>>549813051Fuck Falcon the true umadol instead
I didn't know what TGA meant until today desu wa
>>549813212I DEMAND A SHOAH UPON CYJEWS
HOLY SHIT CHECK YOUR MAIL
why did we win (((mobile game of the year))), hasn't this game been out for idk 5 years?
Is this game woke? I thought only woke games win TGA
kek based spics.
>>549813421If a game /v/ likes wins then they call it not woke, if a game /v/ doesn't like wins then they call it woke. It's that simple.
>>549813421Special week has 2 momsChristmas has been translated into holidays
>Umamusume won best mobile game at the game awardsUnlike some of you, I actually voted. I expect 1.000.000 free carrots from Cygames as a thank you (any second now)
>>54981342190% of horses were males IRL, this game is trans propaganda bro you better leave
>>549813421(You)r favorite horse is gay.
>>549811707https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/text/%22%3EMe%20and%20my%20favorite%20Umamusume%22/kill yourself yurinigger
>>549813421Yeah, Merry Christmas is translated to Happy Holidays
>>549812979Rice would look 900% cuter pregnant with my spawn (preferably with at least triplets).
I think it won the Players Voice Awards over Sonic and they are mad with us to this day, lol. But dunno if it won any other award.But congrats, anyway.
>>54981351250 carats you say?
HE'S HERE>HE'S HEREHE'S HERE>HE'S HEREHE'S HERE>HE'S HEREHE'S HERE>HE'S HEREHE'S HERE>HE'S HERE
>>549813421They probably saw the line about Spe having 2 moms and based everything else on head cannon.
>>549813212CYJEWS YOU PROMISED WE'D GET GIBS
This also means we'll have to deal with a new influx of tourists and chink shitters
Mobile games awards is so fucking useless they threw out the winner before the real show even started
>>549813421Yeah helios Is gay
>>549812159Godspeed anon, godspeed
>>549812746>when the fujo artist stops giving a shit about yuri and stops hiding her actual fantasies
>>549813676ENJOY THE RIDE :^)))threads will never be this chill
>>549813676>spoilerYeah... and it was just starting to slow down around here
>>549813676Every game being made now has chinks as the endgame audience.
>>549813676Connecting times...
>>549812756I want to be passionately milked by Ardan
>>549813421BET! WOOO!
>>549809748Since anons are being based today, also did the 10 pull. Got Mayano to 4 stars I guess.
Theyre not handing a selector with the kitasan banner down the cornerMaybe a random ticket or Just a brunch of gems
>>549813878does reddit even have an image limit?
>>549812871Bro
>>549813421the game is literally about turning men into female horses.
>>549813878>They're here.
>>549809748I just pulled til I got cafe and got kawakami princess while at it
Now that we won the game awards, what's next for us? Can we get much higher?
>>549813676I'm all up for cute newfags showing up
>>549813878reddit bakushin...
TRAIN NOW THE SEED IS EXTREMELY HIGHROLL
>>549813878what the fu
>>549813878Go back
>>549814005We need to create real umas now.
我爱赛马娘!!!
>>549814005CM? MANT? Cygames' approved autoplay?
>>549813878Why are (You) on Reddit?
>>549813676it can only be good though, it'll turn into easier CM winsthere'll be another account rerolling plague right as kitasan comes back, which mean more apolocaratsand with global getting bigger, it gets more voting power, more accelerated QoL, and hopefully unique content, content that wasn't released 4 years in JP
>>549813956>AMD AwardsWhat
>two literal who black guys on stage>nothing is being shown except them talkingoh great its the oscars! thank god im watching something FUN on the side
umm petabros?? isn't this the problematic diddy blud ahh game? why is it getting public recognition?
>>549813676That already happened 6 months ago
>>549814005What's next is /uma/ collectively buying a horse and winning the Tripe Crown.
CHECK YOUR MAILCHECK YOUR MAILCHECK YOUR MAILCHECK YOUR MAILCHECK YOUR MAILhttps://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/1999283717584654671https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/1999283717584654671https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/1999283717584654671
>>549813819I want to passionately give her children who she needs to milk her teats for.
>>549813684But that's a good thing though. Don't tell me you actually want to watch this shit instead of just looking at what got announced 5 hours later.
>>549813878Fag be nice and don't doxx. I've known he's from /here/ ever since I saw him host here.
test
>>549813878saw this nigga in /uma/ test rooms before
>>549813878Go kill yourself Sweeplebbit
>>549814005SPARK REROLL PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
Need horsewife
>>549813676Good. Can't wait.
>>549814297really makes you think
>>549813878This guy is from my club..
>>549814226I didn't buy the edit but the tweet did get me, fuck you, anon
>>549814257did it work?
>>549813421Sadly it is a trans allegory
>>549813472>meisho doto>haru urarathose are just worthless virtue-signalling post
>>549814257get in the pool you FAT FUCK
>>549813819
MR CYGAMES WE WON I DON'T CARE ABOUT CARATS GIVE ME A WEEK LONG GUARANTEED 3* BLUE OR PINK SPARK EVENT NOW
>>549813676Newfriends are welcome, this is a good community and the oldfriends can teach them the ropes.
>>549813878I knew this spic faggot is a faggot
>>549814158Some say, he's the elusive phantom roommate...
>>549814238The entirety of twitch is watching and restreaming it bwo.
https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/1999286509720207814CYGAMES RELEASE THE GIBS
>>549813878>Sakura Redditshin Ooh no no no no
>>549814005yeswe need to buy a thoroughbred and win G1s so we can pull for its uma counterpart later.
>>549814396Yes, my ISP was fucking with me>>549814426HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!
>>549813878>plebbitors are among us
>>549814581i'm not falling for it this time anon
>>549814594I want to smooch doto
>>549814581WHERE THE FUCK IS
>>549814338she would totally fist bump you after the kiss at the altar
Mambo
CURREN CHAN BROS SHE'S HERE!
CURREN-CHAN ON THE GAME AWARDS!!!
We wonNow what?
>he's complaining about more fodder for the CMsGet ready for easy 20/20's everybody
>2nd>3rd.>5th>2nd>More stats than the rest of the top 3 put togetherRYAN HATE
Where the fuck are the game awards
>>549813676I've been here for two weeks bwo
>>549814539Some say, he can beat Gentil in Arm Wrestling with ease...
Can someone please post the boyfucker webm?
>>549814581I'm afraid to click twitter links since I saw that cosplayer get jerked off by his cat
ANON WHY ARE YOU A GUEST IN THE GAME AWARDS
>>549814581>reheated carat announcementT-thanks
>>549814654Amogus?
We gamed the system bros. A port of a 5 year old game let us win best new gacha.
>>549814226X so retarded it requires a name in the url but doesn't need the correct name, wtf Elon?
>>549814529you know that this is not the gaslight oguri because its the opposite direction. The gaslight one is from the right side.
>>549814654everything you post on 4chan can and will end up on reddit and twitter
>>549814757>>549814759
GIBS ARE ON THE WAYhttps://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/1998488734350668026
>>549813676but newfriend we are the secondaries we're playing the global edition
>>549814757>>549814759currymind
She has a cute casual outfit
>>549814917HOLY FUCK30.000 CARATS
>>549814573What does that have to do with anything? Are you saying you're forced to watch it because twitchslop is streaming it? Do something else with your life dude. Torrent a movie or something.
>>549814917permanent 5 borrows, i'm begging you cygenerous..
>>549813676what the fuck do you think Global was?
>>549814917
So are we for sure will get free gibbs for winning the mobile game award?
>>549814780And he won the tripple tiara... running in heals!
>>549814917They're counting out the 50,000 monies and 10 clocks as we speak!
>>549814917>So to celebrate everyone gets 100K monies and 100K support points
>>549814757>>549814759CURREN KEKS, YOUR RESPONSE!?>>549814783see >>549813291
>>549814783>>549813291
>>549815001Sex while the ghost watches
>>549814917Evolved skills early please
>>549814486Alluring eyes..
>>549810648yup, that was really stupid.
>>549813676>TGA-watching normalfag sees umamusume win an award>Immediately thinks "oh boy I wonder if 4chan has a general thread for this in /vg/ - video game generals"This is a real scenario and is actually going to happen
>>549815091no but people have hyped it up so much there's now a non-zero chance of a genuine security risk to cygames personnel if they don't give something to the plebs
HAR-RAY-HEE-TAY-GO!
bullying the wuwakeks is a delight
>>549814917any minute now...
>Tachyon chads warned you about tourist and redditors being here>"What the fuck there are redditors here?"You guys are fucking retardedSecondaries used to be better at blending in
>>549815236Trust in Ryan threads to scare them away.
It's 100 free pulls
>>549815079What is that look trying to convey?
>>549814581HOLY SHIT, THANK YOU CYGENEROUSSSS!!!!!
https://x.com/thegameawards/status/1999280205957886236wuwafags, what the fuck was this dead silence?
>>549815236If by normalfag you mean /v/eddit yeah
>>549814917FUCK YOU CYJEWS I WANT GIBS NYOWWWWW
>Run is going perfectly well aside from classic year sparks giving me jackshit>Senior year sparks repeats the same misfortuneHaha...
>>549815091We got carats just from nomination, though it took a few days for some reason
>>549815236See this >>549813878
there could be a reddit user in your /uma/ club right now think about that for a second
>>549815147>>549815173Thanks.
>>549815236Stop manifesting shit
>>549815001>that dialogdamn, trainer and cafe really do fuck in her onsen event, huh
we won, bwos
Ardan posting? While I'm abstaining? Don't mind if I do
>>549815190>sundayman forces you in deeper
>>549815358Do they really deserve that?
do I save my carats for dia or ardan
Where's the new Oguri announcement?
SEGGS IN MY TGA?
>>549815510>can't pull out now...
>>549815365>another abhorrent Tachyon post
>>549815365Yeah, but you were super gay about it
>>549815236If an anon is not here daily and something has to remind them to be here, then yeah it's a normalfag
I want to race ponygirls
>>549815001For an emo ex-shut-in she's actually really straightforward with her feelings. Cute.
>Sex>Shit ton of gore>LarianLMAO LETS GO BABY
celebration jiggy where
>>549814917One of each of those SSR and support tickets that we get to pick the character, I beg of you.
>>549815484https://x.com/LongBallToNoOne/status/1998880449763094828OGURI OGURI OGURI
>>549815236so what?isn't that how you grow?
ROLL NOW YOU'RE GUARANTEED A 3 STAR UMA
>>549815530yes
>>549815694Chill Stego
Where are the gibs? I spent 20 dollars on bots for this shit
>>549815447There's also some really cute coffee tree dialogue
Are we winners like Ogrui
Why are you celebrating? Get back to the fan mines!
God I hate these parts of TGA
Which one would you prefer:>3000 carats>1 rainbow fragment + 100k monies :^)>1 SSR uma ticket
>>549813878i pointed this guy out as the one who posted the kawakami owning little sweep san post on reddit and no one gave a shit but it explodes now how is this fair to sweepy!!!!!!! APOGOLIZE!!!!
>>549815214Very! You can really just get so deeply lost in them if you stare enough.
>>549809358>Nigger ass aislopBy far the worst thing about this game getting popular in the west
>>549815694read race as something else
https://x.com/peta/status/1999286509720207814
>>549815920I do what I want
>>549815365>"muh redditors"stop dooming about something this retarded, brown hours already mean thread quality is dogshit half the time, not like a couple redditors are gonna change anything, nevermind the fact half of them will leave the moment another one of you retards jacks off to actual real horse pussy and then posts about it
>>549815956ssr uma ticket so i can finally snag taiki sluttle
>>549815956Cygames intern? Cygames intern? Is that you? Is this what they're discussing in the meeting??...SSR uma ticket please :)
>>549814486What does that look mean?
>>549814005winning the larc lol
>>5498159563 star selector
>>549814917100 TP refills now
you will get nothing and you will like it
>>549815979we are NOT having another thread about that!
>>549815956Ticket obviously
>>549815956The carats
YURIBROS?
>>549815920I'm going to sleep, I'll finish it tomorrow for my daily.
>>549815956Rainbow framgent desu wa
>>549816198get me horny enough tomorrow and there might just be
>>5498159563000 carats AND 1 rainbow fragment + 100k monies AND 1 SSR uma ticket
>>549815920I just did a Ryan run and she jobbed half her races as usual.
Eng dub with Jennifer English soon bwos
turned the game awards off, we won, if there was an actual good new game announcement I'll catch it tomorrow without the cringe.
>>549815978it's not ai you fucking tourist shut up
>>549816198pink
>>549815920I just did 7 bricked runs...give me a break danchou...
>>549815978OBSESSED lmao
>>549816414
>>549816326Don't be greedy!
>>5498159561 SSR tix that reaches at least Hishi Akebono. I saw the shill posts the day she released and picrel was one of the first ones, so naturally I caved in. Hard. I wasted 133 unplanned rolls and she never came home. I demand the ticket, Cygames. I want this cute giantess to come home.
>>549814223If only we had an uber-whale that was willing to handle it for us.
>>549816419YOU STOP THAT RIGHT NOW OR I AM TURNING THIS CAR AROUND
>>549815956Don't be entitled will get jack shit.
>>549815956Full English dub along with English covers
>>549815979speak
>>549816414can you make it crustier and more unreadable thanks
>>549815956You know what I really want >Non-hijab altsAlot of alts are so fucking boring
>>549816414So, what does "umapyoi" means ? Wrong answers only
alright danchou you can have it, I did 3 fan runs today
>>549816681
>>549816598woof!*wags tail*
>>5498159563* trainee selector > 3* support selector > Rainbow frag > 3k CaratsWould it have to be something that all servers can get? I wouldn't be entirely surprised if Cygays didn't want to only reward the global server. Did something like this happen for the JP/KR server?
>>549813676>>549815236Already happened, I started posting here about 3 days ago. Although I've been on this site for well over 10 years now
>>549816085
>>549816480hmmmmmnyo
>>549815835What did /wuwa/ do to deserve it? I checked out their thread and they don't seem too bad.
>>549816727based sirius enjoyer
>>549816970hoyodrones and wuwakeks are in an eternal blood war and will never miss a chance to smear the other
Cute uma feets
>>549816682Mummy!
>>549816970I'm sure there's normal wuwa players but I have never ever heard anything about the game outside of people begging others to play it in non-wuwa threads.
>>549816971Like boys(female)Like cute thingsSimple as
Toreina... where's our trailer?
>>549816970People who actually play Wuwa are decent, former Hoyo-cocksuckers that pretend that they play Wuwa on the other hand....
>>549809358Holy builtCongratulations for your TGA /uma/
HOLY FUCK READ THIS GUYS
>>549816970Don't fall for the seapag tribalism wars, leave them in peace.
>>549817118umm sorry our trailers are on pakachuub only
>>549816970Wuwa's main cc is a gook who pumps out 2-3 videos a day of him talking about how X game is worse than Wuwa.
>>549817058honestly in the same boatthe only thing i know about it is some anon that begs people to play it in non wuwa threadsi dont even know any of its characters... not even from porn
>>549817278holy FUARK that's crazy
>>549815956anon who the fuck is going to pick one fragment
Okay so where are our gibs
>>549817278BRAZIL MENTIONED
>>549817278I've doxxed you now, thanks for reacting
>>549817278I get the heart, I even get the trans flag, but the fucking BRAZILLIAN flag? Really?
>>549817278what does it say
>549817278>Discord
>>549815956>3000 carats>1 rainbow shard + 400k money>1 SSR uma and selector ticketFor every server!Let every trainer around the world experience joy!
>>549817278I see you
>>549815956a half eaten jelly doughnut from oguri
>>549817278just a few carats... please...
Uma for this feel?
The thing is Cygames probably don't know how to handle the rewards for this one. It's a totally random habbening
>>549817040I thought Wuthering Waves was also made by Hoyoverse, is it not? They all look the same
>>549817853Vodka.
>>549817278i do not give a shit if youre trans WHY are you brazil reacting
>>549817925>10-pull for everyoneIt's a random one-off so it's actually very easy to handle.
I finished two bottles of wine while watching the game awards and ate a bag of chips. I could probably read the that broads script while buzzed than she can.
>>549816891I don't have enough Wit to understand what it means.. it's only 300
>1* witThe monkey paw curls.
>>549817853>>549817931>Chinese stuff all looks the sameYeah, while copying everything from other studios. They're like Disney, not a SINGLE creative bone in their body, none.
>>549817278
>>549817278are trans people even allowed in brazil
>>549818074>I could probably read the that broads script while buzzed than she can.
>>549818123Even the naming style is the same it seems, I thought Wuthering Waves, Genshin Impact and Honkai Starrail were all the same company
>>549817985Vodka would WANT a secret handshake but not have oneFiesta would have atleast three secret handshakes but demand you not let her know which one you are gonna use before you do it
>>549818074>I finished two bottles of winehow do you even drink that fast I'm so slow and too engaged with whatever I'm doing I find no time to take sips
>>549817612I like how the cup is untextured
>>549818195There's one in congress.
>>549818195Some of the hottest prostitutes I paid for in Brazil had penises
>>549812128>Enjoy watching your "game" play itselfI play fate back in 2015 til lb7 on jp. It's really still doesn't have skip and auto play?
>>549818210Dont make fun of me bwo, ill kiss you and admit its homo.
>>549809518I was expecting some tongue shit
>>549816342Are you going to miss the live endfield trailer?
>>549818284nta but its piss easy to demolish booze once you've had a lot of practice
>>549817256Better this than wuwa slop
>>549818074I hope that was intentional, anon
Of course HE'S in the game
>>549818195Brazil take their trannies very seriously they are not halfassed like the mentally ill ones you'd imagine.
>>549818079In my book, this artist CAN'T do wrong, period. He /she/creature will make anything likable to me.>>549818245Their naming scheme can literally be done by a random number generator, it's just random "buzzwords" put together if you will.
do i go for NSM or cooldown for Bakushin
>>549818401practice...?
we really won I can't believe itSOON EVERYONE WILL BE PIGES
We got a tenner for the nom, another tenner maybe?
Heh.
>>549817278Suomi :DDDDD
>>549818398is it tower defense? Because I actually like tower defense.
>>549818123this is why they tell you to lock your doors
>>549818697
>>549818657is he ok
>>549818657was he made of metal or something?
>>549818807no, normal arknights is tower defense, endfield is genshin
>>549818284I accidently finished a bottle before it started. Because the chips I bought were spicy.
>>549818871and genshin is BotW with a METRIC FUCK TON of annoying busy work
>>549818074>two bottles of wineSister please take it easy.
ANOTHER 3000 CARRAT TO MY ALL UMA BANNER
>>549818697FUGGGGG :DDDDD
>thread filled with alcoholics
>>549818657what a shocking video
Would you?
>Sirius Symboli going off about some "bwehhhh do the delinquents deserve to fall off because they broke a rule once and don't wanna do the paperwork for it"Yes bitch, deviants deserve to be shunned in a civilized society. They need to learn how to fall in line,. ot the other way around. Fucking idiot.
>>549818657AI sloppa
>>549818528>he's not a professional alcoholicngmi
>>549818657So is he dead or
>>549818657>-1 faithful player
>>549818657why did god smite that pige?
>>549818872You drank a whole bottle because of fucking chips? How do you go through life on a daily basis
Are there alternate sites to honse.moe?I feel like I've found less horses lately
>>549809518NO NOT THE SLEEVE AIIIEEEEE
thread is going so fast no one will see my new soundposts :(
>>549819018Rudolf...
congrats on the win umasisters
>>549818872that's why you have water as well >:( hydrate!!
>>549819025Always gamble
>>549818345homodachi...
>>549818872based alcoholic anon i'll go grab a cold one in your honor
>>549819103
>>549819043ok boomer
BAHAHHAHA you rigged the awards and still didn't get rewarded fuck you horsefaggots
>>549818195Brazil is the Thailand of the americas bwo... It was tranny central before the new wave of trannies who don't even bother looking like women became popular.
>>549818835>>549818857>>549819082it's AI
>>549819025Because you shouldn't.
>seed is goodfuck you
>>549819113Link them. I'll tell you if they're gay or not.
>>549819324>wrong hole
I don't get why is this Teio always No.9 fav. Is it because she's fucking stupid?
>>549815510The ghost would hit you so hard in the spine that you'd spray right into her uterus (no escape).
>>549818349Dia sexNoa sex
>>549819324>wrong hole, torena!!
>>549818657PLACE!
>>549819132thanks bwo
>>549819309Anon, I know you're in shock after just seeing a Teioposter get struck by lightning, but those are SERIOUS accusations
>press tab>half translated menu pops upIs this menu supposed to be here? This only happens on Linux
>>549819324I would have done the same thing. It's always worth it to gamble, even when it's not.
>>549819256>announced 20 minutes ago>"wow no rewards!!"
How are wuwabros feeling?
>>549819256We were given 1500 carat left and right for the past weeks now if anything games would flat out send 1500 carat out of nowhere. Btw, chinkslops doesn’t deserve any award :)
>>549819408yepperssame reason why you see debuffers as #1 favorite for some reason
>>549819403>>549819420you guys have like one braincell
>>549817278Why does every single bit of news on a Discord server always get a trans flat emote reaciton?
>>549819494STOP TRYING TO FUCK YOUR TRAINER
>>549815978IF that one is actually sloppa (its not) its made by a jap anyway, there are decent ammount of jap X accounts that posts AI arts dailystop larping as n1fag or /jp/autist rajeesh
>>549819408Yes, don't pay attention to the favorite prediction, it selects the favorites based on stat distribution. 500 less speed and 500 more wit would make her N°1 favorite but she would be a shit uma.
>>549819137I don't know how much the big white castle cups are but I used that to drink water before drinking so I don't have to worry about a headache or hung over.
>>549819608because they've been shunned from real life and just lurk all day on shitcord
>>549815978you've been unironically made into a brainless drone
>>549819132>>549817256thanks gachabwos
>>549819617suzuka wouldn't say this
I'm going to say it...Air Groove is the most likely to leg lock you, insist on getting pregnant, and be a loving mother.
>>549819341>4 career G1s leftAm I actually going to miss Maya's spurt event.. I don't want to do optional G1s
>>549819654Tell me anon, what is your native language
>>549818078Do some more wit training, you can figure it out when you get a 3* wit spark. I believe in you, lots! Let's go!
Have you guys at least gotten your rewards or did you stole our award for nothing? baka...
>>549812871JP got 3000 carats from Google Play Awards 2021 and Japan Game Awards 2021They should give the equivalent to global
>>549819608troons live on discord and twitter as their real life is completely nonexistent
For trainers who train multiple umas, how do they decide who gets to rape him?
>>549819837Hayeren
>>549819617Suzuka would say this, but deep down she also wants to fuck her trainer
>>549819810I think fuku would do itBecause uh... shiraoki-sama said it would ward off evil or something like that
>>549819494Cutest council
>>549819617This. It's a trainer's responsibility to molest his trainee, but if she wants to be molested, it disturbs the entire relationship and shatters the trust.
>>549819324me after tanking chinese
Better thank hoyofags too, they probably voted uma out of spite against wuwa
>>549819437Works on my machine, also Linux
>>549819908>HayerenI won't lie, I was expecting a romance language, definitely not Armenian
>>549819906with a race
How is Rudolf in bed?
That's cool and all butQoL status?
>>549820165Stiff but squishy
>>549819967>>549820165Cute, obviously.
>>549820165She climbed in like a normal person
>get raped by trainee>get raped by dacchis
>>549820165A bit forceful but very loving
congrats on the win horse tamers.....love from /snowg/
>>549820121>scenario eventWeirdly enough it didn't happen this time. Maybe it has to be a character event or something.
>>549820165clingy
>>549820165What joke would Rudolf make to answer this question
>>549820165she likes your funny bone
>>549820316At that point, it's your fault. Stop being so rapeable.
>>549820327arigato bwo
>>549820139but then in sirius's case Suzuka would always win...
>>549820165Extremely dominant and demanding, but the afterglow is cuddly and wholesome. She always throws in a stupid pun before kissing you good night too.
>>549820165
WE GOT NEWShttps://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/1999298496374145091https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/1999298496374145091
>>549820547>>549820575bottom>top
killing myself, thanks
>>549820306
>>549820363 (You)No, it's something else. I even saved and reopened it but for some reason it's not happening.
>YAKUZAHOLY SHIT THEY'RE ANNOUNCING UMA MUSUME 2
>yakuzaIT'S OUR GAME
Didn't this event used to be that both choices had the same text?
>>549810437i'll be waiting with a massive boner, faggotchop chop
>>549820637see ya tomorrow>>549820575 >>549820547>>549820381 >>549820260all of you are based
cute...
>>549820405I don't know how to put up a strong front...
>>549819623>"""jap"""The funniest thing about the whole xitter update that revealed flags was seeing all those "japanese nationalist" actually being accounts not being in asia let alone japan lmao
>Fucker leaves RGG (and supposedly SEGA)>Comes back with a Yakuza SpinoffIncredible switch up
>>549820974>holds your hand and protects you all night
>>549820778>>549819437I think this is meant for the story VN modeThe untranslated button kinda reads like it hides the UI
This was umazing. The other Rudolf was able to keep up with a perfect rushing gale activation with only 918 speed + long S
>>549821197Grass Wonder would be tagged by that
>>549821197Funniest one was Lieutenant Colonel Otaku lmao, fag is a bong (probably Indian)
Looking forward to the eventual live action uma musume movie
>right wing nazi chuds on stageWHAT THE HELL GOEFF THROW THESE FUCKS OFF THE STAGE OR ILL PULL MY ADS!
>>549821524time to star in some """movies""" so I can secure myself a role
>>549820257NANDEYANEN
is it normal to dump 80 pulls into uma banner to get them12000 carats for manhattan cafe is pretty steep now that i think about it...
this time for sure
>>549820852Pretty sure it was this one that had the same text for both options.
aaaaaaa stop posting Rudolf propaganda! I don’t want to suddenly pivot from an Amazon end to having to use mh cute Rudolf in this cm!
>>549821676worked fine the last time, didn't it?>720p>those mild artifactscringe...
>>549821138I'll show you a strong front. Come here.
>>549821648I always go in prepared to spark
>>549821735No there was another. Maybe I can find it in the archives
>>549821524>They give the girls fat stomachs they use to fake pregnant bellies for the eating scene
>>549821676
>>549821736
more like wokening woke
>>549821648>12000 carats for manhattan cafe is pretty steep now that i think about it...No, you're just stingy...
>>549821648It is, I usually go 100 max if I love them and only spark if I REALLY love them
How come some inherits is just so shit compared to others, despite the original unique on the original umas are good. Like Daiwa's unique on herself is great but when inherit is shit, but Rudolf's herself and inherits are both good. Why can't cygays just scale the inherits down consistently for all umas
>>549821648you have to dump 200 pulls normally, youre lucky
>>549821835>fake pregnant belliesNah it's just about the fat
>>549821835libs LOVE fat whores, not making children for the betterment of humanity, chud.
>agemasen'd by SweepFUCK
no mans sky x umamusume collab when
>>549821736But Ludolfu is so cute.
>>549821648You're lucky you even got something with that
>>549821648yeah that's like about 25 percent chance of happening
>>549821973it's usually hybrids that are shit. daisca gives both accel/velocity
>>549821648i had to drop 30k to get digitan so yeah explode
>>549821648I just assume worst case that I'll be spending 30k to spark every time
>>549821648i'm usually a metafag but i pumped 110 rolls into cafe's banner for herno regrets
>>549821835Japan can provide naturally chubby umas
>>549822261>we buy the monkies oguri then we make the money!
>>549821648
Why didn't Mr. Cygames pay for an uma ad where Golshi calls everyone in the audience a faggot in broken english.
>>549821648I had to spark S.Maru and Digitan, I don't go in without 30k anymore. I got Cafe in 1 roll though
>>549821648>80I've had to put in double that for every Uma I wanted.
Would Oguri notice if I cum into her food?
>>549821648if you are pulling on an uma banner without 30k you are an idiot
>>549821648>3% rate to get a 3* uma from a banner>if you hit that 3%, then it's 0.75% to get the banner umayou do the math, anon
>>549819960Her Fake God would just say 'hey man we need more followers, fuck a lot'.
>>549822396fucking imagine
>>54982164880 is pretty good. Usually you have to be prepared to get up to 200 to get her for sure.
Thinking about the best uma
>>549821895>>549822196FINE I guess a Daiwa/Tachyon/Rudolf team could work
Uma should have won the best music award too, nothing compares to how good quality the music of this franchise is. Triple nigger A studios could never make something this good and full of soul
uma musume is GOTY game
>>549822428it's been six months and faggots still cannot help themselves. Sure, you MIGHT get lucky and get the uma in a single 10-pull. But for every luckshitter like this, there's plenty that have to go all the way to 200 and spark her. FUCKING RETARDS
>>549822608Uma music is cringe and only for weebs
>>549822554What's Curren wearing in your mind?
>>549822608Issue being that a lot of he excellent music has yet to even release.
>>549819861Hmm.. I thought long and hard about it but I only have an inkling on what that look means. But I do know that sex with Mejiro Ardan looks tempting.
>>549822787ANON IS THAT?
>>549822787
>>549822725this is what a black person says
if i'm running cafe as an end closer would it be a good idea to pick up some more mid-race skills like SPD and it's on to try to get far forward enough to make use of her unique? or is end cafe a stupid idea and i should just be running her as late as god intended?
>>549822787But the advertisers...
>>549822787oh dear
>>549822608Clair Obscur deserved winning best musicUma Musume deserved best mobage
>>549821812I-I'll be in your care...
>>549822787Eh I’m all for Rudolf’s drawers being so sweaty they tightly wrap her bottom and provide cameltoe
>>549821735Found it, back in>>548623254
Runners wouldn't shave and they definitely wouldn't wax down there. It would be a chafing nightmare.
>>549822608We haven't gotten that far and lot of the current music is older and not recent.
>>549822725you're in a thread for a japanese game on an imageboard owned by a japanese dude
didn't want to mass reply but i guess i'm a stingy bastard for 80 pulls.......
>>549821648Cygames' rates means you always have to go in prepared to spark.
>>549822787My emperor
>>549822787That's my Emperor
>>549822950>People always and everywhere shill the fuck out of french indie shit by ubi devs>All I see is a "4 niggas in a line type game">Get bored and move on with my dayCould be the greatest game in the game, but the moment I see FF type shit I get bored out of my mind, even more so when it's fucking french and made in [modern day]
>>549822979Not canon to the anime
>>549822929Even without Spurt, End is better than Late in CM6. I get Uma Stan and Highlander
>>549823034this
>>549822554what uma gives the best head?
DAAAAAAAAAAAABYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>549822996Wonder if they'll ever bother fixing it. Considering you can just see the results before you click now they might not.
>>549822950clair obscur music is slop>muh plin plin plon orchestra le sad chungus musicit's trash
the Yakuza is not going to like THAT
>>549822787Is that how she enters the zone?
>a game filled with multiple lolis that are for (You) managed to become a cultural phenomenon in the westhow the fuck did cygames do it?
>>549822979>>549823224
>>549823202>french indie shit>>>>>"indie"That word has lost all meaning apparently
Mobile Game Of the Year edition. What a jolly time.
>>549822863>>549822882>>549822948>>549823070this is probably my favorite recurring joke
>>549822991>>549822991>>549822991>>549822991>>549822991
>>549822803>What's Curren wearing in your mind?Nothing>>549823252Rudolf has a lot of experience
>>549823332Indie always stood for "no big publisher behind it", which obviously is insane bullshit when the game has a retail fucking release, which I'd guess this one had? Indie doesn't mean "tiny 1-2 people dev team", but "INDIPENDENTLY RELEASED/MADE"
>>549823310by banning pr0n so they can pretend the hot hebes like Sweepy Mayano Raisu etc are not for (You)
>>549823469retard
>>549818657they killed curren
>>549823460are you the autistic anon? glad you find it amusing :)
>>549823276They did fix the costume event, check the reply chainDon't know about the dance lesson event
Do I use my borrows to work on my Libra aces or just move on to Scorpio parents already? Last few days I'm trying to get my Libra ready aces power up to 901 just for that extra speed bonus and still failing...
>>549823469based
>>549822787Emperor's Divine Umanko...
>>549822787here's the blue board safe non-sloppa original version for when this gets deleted
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>>549822787yummy
>>549823519>"no big publisher behind it">Kepler Interactive>Looks inside>Funded by NetEaseIf that's the case then Cygames is an indie publisher
Didnt know there are /v/ uma clubs too, I'm happy Uma is being played by other anons as well.
>>549822929Run a card or parents with Uma Stan. Also, Cafe comes built-in with Highlander, and you should naturally be getting Long Straightaways/Corners from spirit burst hints, easier to win two extra long races for the end of career bonus if you don't luckshit in that.
>>549823814I prefer the slopussy
>it's still upb-based?
>>549822428Luck is a skill.
>>549821648Average luck would be somewhere around 120 for a rate up.
>>549819861What a fat cow
>>549810191H-Hi...
>>549827425y-you weren't supposed to look back in the thread
>>549819861Wait, I think I figured it out
>>549830156Time to pay your dues.
>>549832409oh yeah? I better get the first jump then! been pent up for too long...I can't hold myself back anymore~
