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She fucking won!
Sirius has a big head
Teio!
old thread, but still edible
5 days until I'm finally unbricked.........
>>550012502I want to be dominated by Sirius.
>>550011853Sure, won't deny its whale. But he was complaining about how despite having higher stats he can't win. If you whale or highroll (or both), you can absolutely diff people but if you have shit skills it won't matter.My Taishin show shows how you stat diff people, by not taking 360 SP boat anchor skills.
>>550012502Big enough to take multiple Big Frog Cocks at once
>>550012673That's my horse-dol!
All of the fat grass wonder jokes stems from the horse turning rotund near the end of its race cycle. But why are the ingame models and fan art that involves her standing next to El or others depict her as less proportionate compared to the Uma's she's standing next too?
Slick Surge any good this cm? Please respond
Oops!
>>550012849Most hardworking Mambo club member
PETA is the wrong messenger, but they are right that horse racing is a terrible thing. I love this game and the characters but I never spend a single cent either in the game or the merch because of this, which sucks because I really like some characters a lot.
>>550012849This is my danchou. He's been flat lining since the holidays
>>550012849based mambodacchi
what about pig racing
>>550012984Are you vegan too?
>>550013123it's called long CM
>>550013123Possible. We both like carrats
>>550012849
>>550013220still enraged that this idiot doesn't even have rice or riko
Cafebros, who should I team her up with?
>>550012829I'm pretty sure that it's always good regardless of what track you're running on. I have it on my Eishin Flash for this CM and she's won several times, but I can't verify if the skill actually does anything as I skip the races.
>>550013128>Eating an animal to survive is the same as exploiting them for fun
GIVE ME A SCORPIO CUP GUIDE
>>550013364trainer cock
Perfect time to queue
>run shit deck>get shit results>"hmmmm i was just unlucky. ill try again.">repeat
pom pom
Yeppers?
>>550013368kek
>>5500134181200/900/1000/400/600put NSM
>>550011101NTA but I actually had the problem where my goldship was too mid game and would move up to 5th and miss all her skill procs.
>>550013463I'm actually scared of these lobbies bwo I'm not gonna beat the 16k rating daiwas
>>550013418LEARN TO READ NEIGHA or just wait for witgod to hold your hand as usual
>>550013543based piggy killer
>Curren Chan having to walk me through UmaTubeNot canon
>>550013543>piggy getting toastyoink harder little hog, the flame is only going to rise.
>long S>garbage speed rainbowsevery fucking time without fail I hate this game can they just up the inheritance rate on aptitudes this its not fun
>>550013404Tell me more about the time you were lost in the tundra with no edible plant life around but managed to survive by killing and eating a polar bear.
>>550013543damnfor this to happen cafe must have failed to trigger her recovery to have lower top speed than yougood work
>>5500134181200/900/1200/400/800Long S2 stamina goldspump some iron, redshift, dober skill, behold thine emperor's divine might, triumpulsemeta units for f2p/dolphin: gold ship, manhattan cafe, oguri cap, xmas oguri cap, tamamo crossIf you're a piglet then seiun sky+smaru+runaway suzuka.subscribe to my patreon.
>>550013896They do...on 2nd anniversary.
Rare winI forgot to change my team...
>>550013543I can't wait to transcend to piggyhood bros... I have all those cards except kitasan and I can't ever break the S barrier. Kitasan literally the only thing that's blocking me from getting S umas
>>550012984Definitely an unpopular opinion here but I agree. Shit is a genuinely evil practice where we create monstrosities that wouldn't happen naturally except in extremely rare cases for the sole purpose of our entertainment. Not to mention that anything involving gambling has always been seedy af which is why it's always tied with gangs/mob/yakuza no matter how much some people are in denial about it. Then comes the gambling aspect where they prey on dopamine addicted retards who spend their savings just for a dopamine hit which never ends well 99.999% of the time. No different than a casino.I love umas and umamusume but I'm not gonna pretend it's some good innocent thing. Of course, it's fine if people like horseracing, it just isn't for me personally.
>>550013896>reach 1100 speed with suzuka with only two speed cards before senior summer20% speed umas are actually insane
>>550013803???
>>550014108SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>550013364Tachyon, no question.
>>550014108>using goldshityou didn't win
>>550014106yeah it's truly silly. suzuka especially seems to be able to do this, i tried maximizing both of her growth stats just for fun and it was the highest career score ive ever got.
>>550014108>using goldGODyou won and raped based
>>550014309>squeeok
>>550013774Retard.
I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF NOT CAPPING SPEEDIM WILL ONLY ROLL FOR BONUS SPEED UMAS NEXT TIME
>>550014108>using DOGshipyou neighther won nor lost, enjoy your draw
>>550014108gloedshipe
>>550014419>OINKOINKOINKsnufflesnuffleBUUUHHIIIII accept your concession.
>>550014108Legend status : Witnessed
Epic. Simply epic.
>>550014648???
>>550013404You do realize that if not for horse racing most horses would just be killed for food right? Especially since the military has no use for them anymore, horses aren't wild animals they are domesticated for warfare, travel, farm work and in some places food. They've outlived 3 of those uses.
>I accept your confession
>>550013463I got faced with back to back A and B+ honses. A win is a win I guess
>>550012984Meh, I don’t think there’s anything inherently wrong with the sport but the surrounding environment is indeed exploitative as heck.PETA also picked a bad example because Suzuka legit died in a freak accident. Aoraki or Rice or TM Opera O would’ve been better but require more than a surface level knowledge of keiba which PETA lacks because they merely see animals as a means to bait engagement.
We love payKINGS hereWe filthy f2piggies should be worshipping them
>>550014797No Mayano, we can't fuck while Teio sleeps on the other bed. That's wrong.
>>550012984Didn't you already post this yesterday
Does Brian hard mode get boosted fan gain?
don't get uppity
>>550014648>calling soomeone an oinker>Because they used a free Uma everyone getsWhats the logic here?
I already do 30 race parent runs in Unity in 30-35 minutes, what changes in MANT that suddenly runs take an hour? Surely shop checking doesn't nearly double the time.
>>550014869F2P are the real pigs, snuffling around through the garbage to get whatever scraps they can
>>550014986>>550014776See how the pige writhes when you call him out directly. Let this be a lesson, future DOGship trainers.
>>550014792Horse racing also lead to massive advancements in equine medicine and science. So it's basically a necessary evil.
>>550014986There is no logic just incestual ingroup chimping out and butcher's nails
Sex with Verxina
>parent runs>Unity
>>550014425Hey fuck you you cheeky little shit I might not be a brainrotted gen alpha but that doesn't mean I don't know my way around a phone and the internet. I can sign up for UmaTube and UmaTok and Umastagram all on my own without your help. I just choose not to use social media. Little shit.
This is what happens if you fuck your trainee or Tazuna
>>550015026How the fuck are you doing a run a minute? Bot?
>>550014797I accept your concussion.
>>550015081anyone playing this game is a fucking pig. you're just fighting between who gets to eat from the gilded trough.
>>550015194
bwos I'm s sick and tired of doing ryan runs, she sucks so bad, gets second place in races and just gives 1* guts so I have to do it all again
Tastes pretty good but…hmm…a bit too salty?
The only Gold Ship wins I'll count are on dirt sprints as a front runner. Any other track type or length or running style doesn't count.
>>550015212I accept your contrition.
>I accept your confection
>>550015252this is what borrows exist for anon. Let someone else be a slave to Ryan's sweaty tomboy pits instead. btw that someone is me.
>>550015252You ARE going to have the perfect parent reader when she arrives, right?
UWAAAAAA DERBY
>>550015087Are you that bad of a trainer that you think a competent Gold Ship, the easiest Uma to build for long, is somehow only someone piggies can do?
>>550015349People are gonna run the Dober skill with 300 wit and complain that it never procs because they get rushed.
I accept your concoction
Food, where?
>>550015307Does mile count... if it helps she had 0% WR... please officer if I don't get my metaslave exception pass renewed I won't be able to make rent this month...
I accept your
>>550015545>gatekeptWhy'd you gamba on the secret event? Charming isn't worth it that late.
im a fat fuck and i love eating food
>>550015589you're telling me a horse fried this rice?
I accept your contraption
>end 2nd summer>ZERO rainbows afterWHAT THE FUUUUUUUCK
Post donkey umas or ear fondling.
>>550015667McQueen...
>>550015662Gatekept is good though?
>>550015427>taking a screenshot of his old account before he rerolledPige thinks he's smart? No, I'm not saying only piges can train gold ship. I'm saying that when you're ready, you won't have to.
>>550015726
>>550015680I wanna fug a toaster wtf!?
>>550015667
>>550015662because I unironically fell for the gaslight that having it is good. when that event gave me gatekept i pumped my hand in the air and said "yesss" under my breath.
>>550015349Yeah I’ll be the perfect father to her children.
Is Let's Pump Some Iron good on Kawakami Princess? I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing, but I'm dedicated to creating the strongest princess for mediums.
>>550015992too big
>>550015940what have you done to zettai ryouki roy...
>>550015832It's funny how they made the original design and then obviously thought "this uma robot isn't sexy enough"https://umamusu.wiki/ST-2
I've figured it out. What I like the most about Taishin are her eyes. The way they get so wide at times (such as after recovering in the infirmary) and the fact that she's already very adorable makes her so much sweeter to me!
RUN SAVEDFUNNYAKA HAPPYHANNYAKA LUCKYTHANK YOU SHIAROKI
>>550015940Would
>Managed to find three people with shittier whorse than me on a single CM cardFUCK
>>550015194fastest speed dialogue skip and spam clicking through lame confirmation prompts?
What the fuck is a stump club and why is King Halo in it by herself
>Shitty gold ship I made at the last second with 900/900/900 stats beats an S tier oneCM will never not be funny to me2
>>550016224that must be the lowest rank I've ever seencongratulations on drawing the monumentalist of shitters
Is it true that Kitasan is this easy?
>>550016224That’s the face of an Uma who will destroy your team and take you as her reward
>>550016224The tree stump from the anime where Uma's cry.
>>550016096never stop gambling
>>550016224It's the stump club because the game is stumped how you jobbed this hard.
>>550016224
>>550016053Based Sugar Light rebuilding her robot self to be functional and SEXY
>>550015680do you think bourbon sees this and seethes
>>550016456that's not very marvellous
>>550016224>>550016456are these the teams you face if you lose and de-rank with every match?
I hate this game sometimes.
>>550016148Actually never mind I somehow found the five shitters worse than me wow, look forward to losing all of round 2!
>>550015980Yes. Our hime is a late surger, and Pump is the best inheritable skill for late surgers until Dober comes out.
This got lost in previous thread so reposting:I've never industrially farmed parents. But now I think I have to, because I want to bring Taiki to scorpio. and I don't think I even have medium 3* on anyone except Vodka, who has a midling affinity with Taiki. What do you pay attention to in a typical parent run? Do I have this right:1. URA because of URA spark. Unity brings nothing and takes more time.2. Run as many G1 races as you can for the improved affinity and race sparks (obvious)3. Try to get all stats to 600. 1100 is too hard and mostly possible only with speed (which is meh).4. Deck is whatever, just take the best skill hints and types that guarantee 5x600 stats.Any good ideas for parent run decks? Assume most SRs at 3* or 4*, barely any SSRs except Kita, Riko, Rice.
>>550016343it's your fault for dressing like that Trainer
>>550016693I might be a victim of gaslight but I only run races that give a title (triple crown, tenno sweep, senior triple crown... that sort of thing)
I have to confess, I have tendency to order way more food than I actually need because if I don't take the 2 for 1 deals I feel like I'm missing out on free food even though it actually costs me more money in totalthen when the food arrives I binge eat all of it anyways :(
28719050Scorpio Lobby
This is my best Tachyon yet, say something nice about her.
>>550016550>>550016429>>550016320im not a jobber im the fucking CENTURIAL OVERLORD that was just the bottom option of the first three i ever saw wtf
>>550016693SR is better for a diverse skill pool since you can't pass golds. And a lower SSR allows chains to finish
>>550016693>4. Deck is whatever, just take the best skill hints and types that guarantee 5x600 stats.Wrong, take the deck that has skills you'd like to get as a white.
>>550016224Sometimes it's funny seeing Rudolf on a C rank team then suddenly she's on the Turf Queens
>>550016953Lose some wait fatty
I accept Sweepy's conception. That was my fault.
>>550016343yeah and i look like this
>>550017027>just take the best skill hints>skills you'd likeWhat is the difference? What if I like the best skills?
Her anime counterpart is the worst written character in the franchise. Mentally ill fag needed a shrink.
>>550017110>Lose some wait fatty
I kicked King out of my Team Trials sprint team for Suzuka
The next Uma you post will be your body when you next wake up. Good luck m
>>550017179>>550017197Congrats on your pregnancy
Uma clubs for lazy faggots who play like once or twice every three days? The rentry isn't working for me
>>550017354Mambo
>>550017243yeah but i want to fuck her so all is forgiven
>>550017354mambo
>>550017004Good point, I'll keep it in mind. I need some stats to clear the career too, though. I usually buy some skills mid-parent run if they're already heavily discounted, and/or if I'm feeling queasy about my stats.
>>550016693Watch the seriru videos on making parents, but the general gist of it is that you want all your parents to have run the same races as each other. You get bonus affinity for having matching crowns too but it doesn't count if you do it twice (IE the autumn triple crown in the junior and then senior year only counts bonus affinity as if you did it once.) Aiming for white sparks is ok but extremely random, if you get yourself a solid 3 blue/3 pink consider it done unless you want to be very autistic.
>>550017279
>>550017354Literally any not /Uma/ club or umaoooo
>>550017354The S rank clubs, since they bot now
>uma is p2wgod you people are retardedp2w means fuck all unless you also spend hundreds of hours grinding this garbage. you maybe save 10% less time compared to f2p shittersi would rather spend $2000 and win in 50 hours than spend $2000 and be forced to play 1000 hours
>>550017243On one hand, being told you had a sister who died because your parents made a call on who'd live would fuck anyone up, especially if they told you that as a kid. On the other hand, I really don't know why the fuck that was part of the plot.
>>550017259I’ll kick the shit out of Chiyo if I don’t get her without having to spark her banner.
Have all the whales gone? Is it safe to run yet?
>>550017243Its Uma Musume, mentally ill lesbians that need therapy is the casting call for 90% of them
>>550016559that's what you get for shoving Kitasan and Creek in Medium race
>600/600/600 at the end of junior year>5th in japan cupth-that's fine it's not like I wanted the triple crown or anything haha
>>550016693Use Yaeno Muteki MLB as the borrow card. She has everything you'd want for a non front runner.
>>550017478Source?
>>550013356Wutchu mean?
>>550017501winners are either whales or time whales.
>>550017501Shit piggies try to convince themselves.
>>550017445Out of every uma you want to become her? Anon you’re gonna get raped by this general
>>550017623You forgot your Oguri picture.
>>550017660>his horses got doxxed here>days later released a video where he showed them and all their skillsI'm convinced he saw the post here and decided to show them off to stay ahead of the allegations...
>>550017501I pay to enjoy the game, I have 1 plat and I'm content.
>>550014108>A f2p uma raped 2 S piggiesBASED
>>550017408>>550017387
kitasan?
At which point 1 guts does not equal 1 stamina?
>>550015134>what is ignited sparkAlso for lazy parents its better for random grab bag hints and if you don't care about ura spark. But otherwise I agree ura is better for targeting hints advanced parents
>>550017580I've never modified my Unity team and I won't start now!
>>550016953Don't be ashamed. We've already evolved and progressed to the point that we have the privilege to eat whatever and whenever we want. Our ancestors died for this and it falls to us to enjoy the benefits of their sacrifice.Sometimes I go full hog and order two 32" pizzas with a bunch of sides (usually onion rings/lasagna/garlic bread/mozza sticks/melted choc muffins) + coke and finish it all in one sitting. But remember to balance it out by either regularly going to the gym and/or fasting till the next day after pigging out.
>>550016038Not big enough.No seriously, Why is she so big in the stage outfit?
>>550017514Because irl Admire Vega had a twin that was killed in the womb by the breeding farm in order to ensure one of them lives, since twin births are highly dangerous and could kill the mother and the foals, and to give the survivor a better chance at a racing career since even if all the horses survive the two foals would have a low shot at being even a pace setter for other horses.
NO BULLI
>>550017898Proof that this isn't fake
>>550017248why is this ogurin telling me to spend everything on kita's banner
>you literally pass out while training with Curren Chan on the beach
>>550017354AlmondLove
>only just breaking out of B+ careers>matched against THIS
>>550018180post his deck
>>550018180>No. 5 FavWhat does the No. 1 Fav look like?
>>550018180It's fine, she's only the #5 favorite
>>550018180Now watch as the piggies call this gorushi a f2p uma
>2nd run with 2* power but no spurtHaha.....
>>550018263nta but I would guess some witshart, the game values the shit out of wit.
>>550018180She's not that impressive to be honest
Oh sweet Doto, a challenge approaches... I daresay we shan't take the chance, and yet, the tantalizing glimmer of hope... so alluring...
>>550018253>>550018263I didn't get to check his deck, unless there's a race history I can find. The no.1 favourite was his rice shower
2* arts are raw drawingthey use actual model as base for 3* artlike genshin
>>550018180I beat a guy just like this with all A or lower stats Just get lucky bwo
>>550018180>63 speed off cap>419 witbeatable
>>550012984The only bad thing about horse racing are those breeding practices but I guess that can't be changed since the only mattering is winning.
>>550018395raped by oguri and rudolf
>>550018180>Turf A>didn't cap speed>#5 favglue desu
>>550018403if you've yet to finish your 5 races you can check the race results of said set of 5, including placings, info, etc
Just drank 3 bottles of mikes hard lemonade. I am ready to career
>>550018461Same, my A golshi won against all 3 S horses of the same whaleImagine having this deck and still losing against shitters lmao
>>550018431You SR and SSR..?
>>550017831Didn't he post his id before in some video? You could go and check if you wanted all this time.
>>550018502Ever the curmudgeon, sweet Doto, though I cannot fault you for your caution. However, Queens though they may be... even Queens bow to THE OVERLORD. HA HA HA HA HA.
>>550017901It just feels like it's a weird part to highlight about the horse's history. They generally try to make things better for the horse girl versions, even if the go through the similar tragedies. Gave us a cute schizo though so I won't complain I guess.
>>550017831No shit with all his nuthuggers here probably tipped him off or it was he himself doing deflections lmao.
>>550018501The JRA could regulate healthier breeding practices by not allowing horses whose pedigree is extremely inbred or unhealthy in the way racehorses are now. It would still be competitive but more sustainable and safer for the horses themselves who would live longer and not have glass legs.
>>550015178Any more trainer x trainer sexo?
>>550018667What if Oguri could run all 5 of the Turf Queens’ races?
>>550018615meant to reply to that Creek boobs postoopsie
Take your meds
I hate Seiun.I have no place for lazy niggers in my stables.
Mambo doesnt owe me a revolutionThey dont owe me or us anything...
>>550015178Source? Google isn't being reliable and saucenao doesn't like Xitter 80% of the time.
>Premedicated mischief
>go to train my gold ship>leave for a bit while the loading screen's on>come back>silence suzuka is there with parents i did NOT pickwho was it? keep in mind i have a 38.6c fever
>>550019035>male(male)wtf
Teio nudes
Bwos can you explain to me how this bitch jobbed 4 clocks to oguri fat in the URA finals? I had bought lots of skills btw
>>550018775>ring light reflection on breastsevery time
>>550018925I don't think I've ever beaten Oguri on any attempt at the Turf Queens.
>get long A, turf A, but shit stats>get acceptable stats but no long/turf inspirationPain.
I think we should create Mambo2
>>550018987Nice -100 carats
>>550019115>C rank power on the uma whose entire shtick is having poweranon...
>>550018775>Checked his kemono >SHITTEDGross
>>550019115either youre running her as a pacer (wrong) or your shit power is to blame
>>550016953that's the amerifat method. The options that are less than 5k calories are a complete ripoff, so you feel compelled to order more goyslop
>>550019146/uma/ can't handle another one
>see Air Grooveannnnnnd my Golshi run is bricked
Are all the mamboposters just gonna ignore the fact that someone went 3 days without doing a career and didn't get kicked? What happened to the drama?
IKKUYOOOO!!*dies*
>>550019394DANCHOUUUUUUUKILL HIMMMMMMMMPLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>cafe career>really damn good stats, s long, fl>realize I have b medium because I forgot to use a spark inheritance>got b medium ura>had to spam until my last clock because I kept losing against cocoon and glasseDon't scare me like that dumb bitch
>>550017440That was a good video, thanks. I didn't even know about the crowns giving affinity. I never think of the crowns because they're not displayed on screen ever and have no visible game effects.
>>550019146>Mambo has gotten so popular we now need overflow clubs like Eden has
>>550019258late surger with late surger skills>>550019197bwo I'm trying to make a 9* stamina parent I had stamina sparks
I just want kitasan to be here already.
She cuteI love her sm
>>550019536
>Here’s Mambo #5
>>549995715Shop update next month, dont brick your accountshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56076digvhk
>>550019528you just need 600 stam to get 3* stam umadacchi... you should be able to get that no problem by leveling speed and power only.there is no favor given for sparks towards your highest stat
I HATE AIR GROOVE
>>550019536Is she's in april or late march?
>>550019671You have bad taste.
>>550015992Non AI shiny smut how I've missed you like fast food.
I love this little fatty like you wouldn´t believePost Libra cups aces
>>550019508Mambo is now a VIP premium club with a waitlist to get in from all the exposure...
>>550019602I would join it
>>550015289Doto is a fat cow
>>550019662>900 views>1 hour agobuy an ad
>>550019665I must say I was running that gigashit golshi speed card for the hints that's why I can't get any stats probably
>>550019662purchase publicity
>>550019602123 4 5EVERYBODY IN THE CLUBLATE LAST NIGHT
damn bratalmost ruined my run
>>550019602Mambo #3 best Mambo
>>550016071I like Taishin because she's short, mean and easily annoyed. me fr fr
You guys should make a new CUMA insteadIt was the peak (as in cap) of /uma/ after all
>>550019671I'm running air groove next cm, I hope I beat you
>>550019662barter for viewership
i only take advice from UMATACTICS PROi will save for the SWEEP TOSHO rate-up banner
>>550019742Coupled with her I managed to get two 4 winds rounds
You guys always bitch about Mambo but I never see people leaving it
i hate gold ship and oguri cap
>>550019662>says to buy draw tickets over hint books>doubles down in the commentsfucking PEAK seanig mentality. Why do they insist on destroying their accounts for a few gamble pink tickets?
Will you open league fags finally go graded after getting your kitasan? Or you'll rot in there because you pull for umas
>>550020007Yeah well what am I supposed to do if I know danchou irl
>>550019985This one is funny
>>550020118I'm in graded league and I'm still borrowing MLB Kitasan.
>>550019985I gotta stop pulling on all those useless SSR banners bwo... when does the SR one come?
>>550019868A LITTLE BIT OF MAMBO IN MY LIFEA LITTLE BIT OF CURREN BY MY SIDE
>>550019258ryan unironically doesn't activate her ult consistently as late in the story because the npcs are just that bad
>>550019985Real Umaggas rerolled on the Obuhi/Sweep banner
>>550020118I roll only umas and won platinum last time. There's no need to go open unless you like that kind of thing.
>>550020118Is there really a reason to go to graded?
>>550019985>$30k debtWhat the fuck are the paypigs doing lmao
>>550020007yeah, nobody else leaves so why would I leave? the ojii-sans all share shoes over coffee in the morning and after their commutes home in the evening and i get a steady stream of comfy A rank carets every month. also mambodanchou keeps making that one guy wear stockings and show off his feet in the discord and it makes me horny.
>still no Mambo uma (not Tannhauser)
>>550020470just making it to A finals is 1 less title but the same amount of carats as winning open league methinksand there's always the small chance you're blessed by shiraoki sama and go 2nd or dare I say... 1st
>>550020396A little bit of creek is all I need
AHHHHH; FUCK YOU OKA SHOIf I'd known I was this close, I would've done another last minute race AHHH
Where is the teiobutt club
speaking of Open... are there sadder individuals than those hosting Scorpio rooms B rank? Like they need tests to go 81 wins in a row against timmies who autoselected their team?
YOU ARE NOT PREPARED
>>550020568
>>550019115She's peak.
>>550020645I prefer Teio's pussy.
>>550020673>Do not repostANON NOOOOO
>>550020673Those anti-ai filters are so fucking annoying, just let me enjoy Creek's titties in peaceI bet they don't even work
I just thought, why is Eishin Flash German? Weren't both of its parents American-bred?
When does this CM end? Will we get the rewards before Kitasan banner?
any Scorpio guides? I want to start parent farming
>>550014108
AIIEEE DANCHOU
>>550020805No, Moon Lady was a German horse. Sire's side was American though.
I like /uma/ somtimes
>>550020824bwo just open the menuand yeah we will
>>550020885DANCHODE YOU FUCK GET ON THIS NOOOOOW RAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>550020885no bully me
>>550018180If you are only just breaking out of B+ careers why not open league?
Guys I think I'm getting stupider, I'm losing required matches for Pasa that I would never lose before.
>>550020975>cm ends when kitasan begins
>both aces get rushed>lose horribly Nice cm /uma/dacchis
Being in one of these tryhard clubs seems like hell, just a 2nd job you take for no reason and you have people lording over your playtime literally every dayI'm glad I just picked a random one from the list near launch and have been comfy since
>>550020885Ah shit here we go again
>>550021057The patch has obliterated win rates no matter the amount of stats or skills. Its possible to lose now with >1000 stats and skills, not even gassing out but just normal racing. If the npcs get lucky and you don't you can lose. You can lose ura finale while having won everything else, 4 times in a row. It CAN happen.
>>550020885KICK THAT FUCKER, WE STILL HAVE TIME
>>550020885danchou got a new boyfriend...
>>550021094our highest ranked club has none of that
>>550020885Thats 2 days bro
>>550021057you need midrace skills now
>>550021238No it's mostly a Pasa thing. By contrast you posted Oguri and I have to actively TRY in order for her to not get 1st place, she is bullshit-tier strong
>>550021057>6th in debut>3rd in debut>win debut>12th in g3
>>550020885Oh yeah Mambo danchou should kick him yeah
>>550021345>midrace skillsstop this gaslight.
>>550021238>>550021369I feel like borrowing Fuku card every career for that +25 to all stats
You guys are losing due to not training guts. It’s your fault for not listening to Tazuna
>>550021369She's not, Triumphant Pulse is.>>550021450The Fuku SR card?
>>550021442the npcs aren't beating you by getting funnyaka luckythey're beating you because they have skills and you don't
>>550019871
>>550021068I can start making aces for the next cm then.
>>550021516the speed card next month
>>550021369Yeah it's just a reaction I mostly meant it for non OP honses but even OP ones can randomly lose races now
the two flatlines at the very bottom are danchou and officer btw... WHY am I so retarded that I'm not abandoning this dead leeches club? I could be in an A rank one instead
>>550021596>no specialty priorityYeah on paper the welfare Golshi card is good too but the last thing you want on a speed card is for them to be a roamer.
I really like Gold City.
>>550021238You’re unironically losing due to Guts
>>550021680There’s constant recruiting going on here, you could join a club from /uma/
GENTLEMENI ask for your prayers
it is meim the flatliner
>>550021783If you loved her you wouldn't spill slop all over her
>>550021837don't do it, just get an easy win for your runaway
>>550020673It always amazes me when I see mid level artists tainting their works with watermarks. They're low priority to AI sloppers majority of the time unless their art style is unique and appealing enough to stuff inside of a slop machine.
>>550021837>7Shiraoki has already blessed you, my child.
Harem Musume
>>550021867Why did you do it?
>>550021837Do it. Giving Suzuka a tour of all the long G1s is such a fun flex.
>>550022054to watch the club burn
>>550022054Because he doesn't want to
>>550021749Think of it as a pal card.
>>550021812maybe I will... is there any that does 10m quota or so? I can do 30m, but the idea of having to do 30m every month forever is stressing me
>>550021873Wrong
>>550022165>pal card>doesn't give dates
>>550021894>>550022067>>550021993
Moving on to Scorpio Cup Umas.First run that went umazing until Fatty cucked me out of max speed by failing spd training on the final turn at a 5% fail.Any mandatory skills for the next CM?
So what exactly do group cards do? How are they any different than friend cards?
>Causes End Closers to be beyond render distance>Cucks pace chasers>Allows your fronts to proc NSM off herI love this carrot
>>550022183Not at A-rank with slots open, no. There might be more opportunities at the beginning of next month when recruiting opens in full force
>>550022416They can rainbow on any training
>>550021094Yeah I’m gona have to agree with this anon here >>550021254 it’s pretty comfy, it’s just obviously for people that play the game more than average. If I want to be lazy I can get the “job” you describe done in two long bathroom breaks per day. Otherwise I can farm parents all day with anons that do the same. The danchou is probably one of the chillest mofos in the whole general if some of the posts here are anything to go by, sometimes I wish I could post half the silly shit he gets up to here but I’m sure it would be pearls to swine
>>550022415does shooting for victory work in scorpio?
>>550020595Deserved if it was a stallion. No guys in girls sports.
>>550022183Mambo if danchou does his job.
>>550022183Same, I also left my club but can't find any B+ one that doesn't ask for at least 15m a month.I'll have to join a random one pretty soon...
>>550020885So this is danchodes new boyfriend....
>>550020663You better make her a big nig 1200 stamina + 4 gold recoveries.
this horse is so ass
>>550022497it doesn't have to be A rank, B+ or B is also better than where I am now, and at least I wouldn't have to deal with a leech danchou who logs in every day just to not lose the privileges, and doesn't actually play
>>550020595How do you already have 30 races and 657k fans by the time you get to Oka Sho?
>>550022790edited to show my only loss, obvi
>>550022403based>>550022470why not actually use her as a front?
>>550022505Oh awesome another massive advantage to whales getting a rainbow every single turn. I fucking hate it
>read cafe's career>it's actually just tachyon's "bad" route
You think Cygames will release ZA THRONE early?
>start farming scorpio parent>hope I don't need 200 careers for med 3* haha>1st careerT-thanks
>>550022416>>550022505uhhhhhhh when do we start getting Group cards?
>>550012627
>>550022183Uma&Co was recruiting yesterday and doxxgenesis shows they're 29/30.
>>550022967But first group card we get is a welfare?
>>550022569Yes
>>550022416I heard the Team Sirius skill is required to get free Spe uma when doing her story beating Grass
I will rape you in round 2, and then I will rape you in the finalsKikuka Sho belongs to Mejiro
When is the Kitasan-negro banner?
>>550022183Just take the loss and wait until next month. If you're worried about the cooldown you can just post your ID on the 1st and ask the danchous to save you a spot.
>>550012627>>550023096I SAID STOP POSTING THESE THINGS
>>550023437Mejiro Gold isn’t real
>>550023114And I'm sure it will be as shitty as any other welfare card. The paid group cards will be peak piggy
>>550012627>>550023510Are there more of these?
>>550022938Because I have other frontrunners that start with gold recoveries and that can use NSM.
>>550023437McQueen would say this
mejiro fatqueen
>>550023605That's yaoi
>>550023605Yaoi in Uma? Are the end times here?
>>550023605HOThttps://files.catbox.moe/4lrrox.jpg
>>550023605
>SlopWhy are you niggers replying to it?
>>550023605cute boy
>>550023787Idk ask ur nan why she keep giving me sloppy u downer retard
LEFTI MEANT LEFT>>550023605
>>550023861I bet Doto would give the sloppiest head
>>550023797>>550023905haha this gay anon wants to get assfucked
>>550023861she looks stupid here
>prydwen took down their umamusume contentkek
>>550024052>looks
>nyooooo don't buy Uma star piece from the daily shop you will run out of gold :)Can't believe I fell for that retarded gaslight. Fuck you niggers.
>do 2 careers in the shitterI'm going to get hemorrhoids at this pace...
>>550024059who? why should I care?
>>550023797>>550023905Bend over
>>550023925bwo he saw it, and he's not pleased
>>550024083for what
>>550023605>>550023797me on the left ;)
>>550023797Golshi time.
>>550024105I do that but it never gives me the ones I want. Still only 2 4* umas so far.
>>550024105>Yeah bwo don't buy the limited item that's the only way to level up your uma or get new uma outside the gacha, it only costs material that you get by playing the game that everyone on /jp/ says they have so much of they don't even have anything to spend it onCan't believe you fell for it either, anon.
I didn't do too bad...
Alright boys, I'm tapping out. Game can be fun but BOY does it frustrate the fuck out of me. I'm not built for Roguelikes, they frustrate me far too much as I'm a 'perfectionist' in that a single thing going wrong (Failed Training, Migraine, bad mood stretch) just makes me want to scrap the run. Not to mention that the lack of RNG mitigation for card events not triggering or girls not going to the right trainings just got to me. That and I'm generally not a fan of cygames after getting burned in GBF.Enjoy the game and enjoy the girls guys.I'm out
>>550024339
>>550024339Danchou...
>>550024339See you next week anon.
>>550024327your groundwork?long S?
>>550024339I don't believe you, post your account details so I can change your password
>>550024059it was kinda obvious, they joined late to the party and they were just leeching from the refer document, there was nothing new to offer from there
>>550024339>mid CM seethe post
>>550023797London?
>>550022784I think CloverClub was recruiting? They’re B iirc
>>550024339Mambo bwo......
>>550024339Goodbye but there's nothing else out there that will scratch this itch and you know it deep down inside.
>>550023605Man, fuck this bitch *chokes her*
How the fuck do you get these stats with this deck?
Did we have any stamina gaslights this CM?
>>550023605Canon
>>550012984You realize wild horses have like 1/4 life expectancy, while having to fend off predators and infighting right? Bwo they worth more than your house+ car and one mating session cost more than your yearly paycheck, so taking care of them is the absolute minimum.
>>550024738Looks like a pretty good deck.
>>550023797>>550023905kukuku funny
>>550023605Horses enjoy rough play?
>>550024738>How the fuck do you get these stats with this deck?I think you do that in career mode. Hope this helps!
>>550024470>>550024443For what little proof it is. >>550024558Honestly you aren't wrong but I've been debating it for some time. If the runs were shorter I'd stay but I can't really do Uma + three other Gacha (FTP in all) and personal hobbies on the side alongside my worklife and social commitments (Winter is hear so hockey season means I'm busy Wednesday/Friday evening)So its a mix of the game frustrating me and free time being restricted.
>>550023604
yall umaggas told me to fix my taishin's speed first wtf is this shit
DORKS
>>550024926you will get stat checked during round 2
>>550024926POTENTIAL UNLEASHED (partly)
>>550024926the secret to doing well in CM is not queuing until the next day so you only play against shitters
>>550024635The highs were high but GOOD LORD were the lows low. I'm a 'perfectionist' so the game just easily frustrated me when the game decided that a good run had to die because it was Migraine time.or to not trigger card skills.
Would you buy this?
>>550025129no, looks cheap
>>550024738just get rucky
>>550024339I understand how you feel. Those things that you said became very apparent this CM because of how many requirements you need to hit to be able to consider a honse an "ace". I would have quit already if not for the fact that I'll be unbricking my account soon with MLB Kitasan and my motivation that is entering all CM with my favorites
>>550024894Being choked while having sex feels good, anon. I mean I've never had sex but I assume it's the same as when masturbating. Umamusume.
>>550024907>no account detailsHeh, enjoy your very long break and I wish you well. You may jerk off to special week. And let this be a lesson for stressed anons, open league is fine to join if you don't want to spend a shit ton of time training uma and just spam fan runs for a bit on a weekend.
>>550025129only merch I'd consider buying would be the jacket taishin uses in her casual outfit
>>550024953why dont these idiots go over their heads
>>550024926just drop top gun for a debuffer at this point
Are we watching the fillies tonight?
>>550025218how do you even... actually i don't want to know
>>550025218You choke yourself while fapping?
>>550025218don't carradine yourself bwo...
>>550025363God gave you 2 hands, a belt and a chair
NNIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGEEEEEEEEEEER WHERE IS MY FUCKING EVENTI ALREADY HAD GREEN JUST AFTER DEBUTWHAT THE FUCK IS THIIIIIIIS
>>550024926I'm genuinely surprised you have such high winrates
I'm 5th in my club for fan count again...The last time this happened there was a mass exodus
>>550025329Hopefully I am back by then.
>>550022593B+ clubs with quotas? Seems unlikely, B+ is casual tier.
You don't need a belt and a chair if you just ask your fellow bwos. It's safer that way.
>>550025363just hold your breath at climax like a normal personno need to David Carradine it
>>550025493My RIko loves me and always appears before classics year
>>550025537Mambro...
>>550025493Heh...
>>550025329nyes, in 10 hours iirc
>>550025363have you tried holding your breath as you got close?I assume getting choked does the same but with a multiplieralso, it's so fucking common, specially in girl smut, that it HAS to feel good otherwise it wouldn't make any sense
>>550024339You're not going to survive the real world unfairness with a mentaru that weak.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcPB7LDWngApink goober can sing
>>550025210The biggest thing that gets me with Uma is the simple fact that it punishes you for rolling for the girls.Your team very much lives and dies on support cards but you also want new girls/variants.So you are basically forced to pick between "Do I want this new Uma or should I just try to fish out an MLB Support that helps the whole team?"It doesn't help that the long cup is just a pain to build in general but thats just me.You have fun regardless. >>550025223Spe is nice but I'd go for the Emperor if anything.I'd probably do open if I still had my decent Bs from back then but I cleared them out to make spaceUma and me just don't mix at this point unfortunately
>>550023595The first paid group card is OP as hell but you can only use it for 1 CM so lol.
>this many of you have sexEither you’re lying or I need to kill myself
>>550025619nice
>>550025625*steals all ur semen* Pssh... nothing personnel, kiddo.
>>550025834Is not a bigdeal, you're just pornbrained
>>550025619>5amScheisse...
Which uma won't rape me?
Cygames expand veteran slots pleaseHow am I supposed to hold all my hot springs umas
>>550025619what is the logic with the uma placements?why does akikawa and a few others always get put to the right of the three goddesses?is it all just because
>>550025834This thread is filled with 30+ years olds, you'll be fine.
>>550025947
>>550025834You can fix this problem with money or siblings
>>550025703Anon I hate to break it to you. I work (and enjoy) IT Tech support and am a 30y/o boomer.I'm suffering through a dying phone system only I know how to run at this point, fax line support (they still exist), and have been with this company for ten years.I can put up with a lot in my day to day, the issue is more than when I'm off the clock, I'm not going to play a game that frustrates me. Funnily enough I can't get through Darkest Dungeon for the same reason, 'acceptable losses' is anathema to me, everyone must live.
>>550025834I've had sex and im still making poor life decisions on a daily basis and still miserable. Almost as if sex is just another outlet for stress rather than a fix.
>>550025493THERE YOU ARE, FUCKERAAAAAAAAAAAA ANOTHER BORROW RUN WASTEDTHIS FUCKING SHIT GAME
>>5500259366:40 am>>550025992It's just to show uma related pedigree
>>550026016>He's still hereI was gonna say see you next week, but more like see you in five minutes.
>>550025834I haven't had sex in over 10 years...
NOTHING MYSTERIOUS ABOUT THIS
>>550026171Only so long as I get (You)sBut yeah, I'm popping out.The shovel calls
Is Power the worst stat in the game right now? Even 1200 isn't enough to overcome a single accel skill.
She failed last training for 70 speed and didn't get Maestro...
>>550026132Germany is 1 hour ahead of UTC so 7h40, quite reasonable time
>>550026256NSM is the new power stat
>>550026194>he had sex
>>550025834Sex is overrated, I'd rather cuddle and huggies all night with the person I love the most
>>550026297my country is too, I just forgot it's +1
rolling0 - Teio1 - mejiro fatass2 - rudolf3 - hishi amazon4 - bighead hayahide5 - kawakami6 - curren slut7 - matikanefukukitaru8 - fuji9 - gold citydubs and I take a challenge
>>550026016Open UmaMusume on your phone, I know you still have the app installed.Go to your profile trainer card.Copy and paste your Trainer ID here.Then go to Data Link in the options, and set a Data Link Password, you probably already set one though.Share those details here if you really want to quit.
>>550024908>>550025575>>550026228Thank you I love these (and I love you).
>>550026248You will not leave here!! Here's your next (You)
FUNNYAKA HAPPYHANNYAKA LUCKYTHANK YOU SHIRAOKI
>>550020885>a casual club with no quotas>Still open chronogenesis and check in on its status multiple times a dayI still have no fucking idea how Mambo of all clubs recruited people like thisI mean yeah they should click flatliners but plenty of the other A/B clubs also have leeches
>>550026432Sex is cool but nothing beats holding a tiny dog like a teddy bear and going to sleep and having your girlfriends feet in your face because her bed is too small for two adjacent bodies.
>>550026432>Sex is overratedI'd like to try it myself and form my own opinionUnfortunately, I am radioactive to women
Are you doing your part?
>>550026505why would he give you his account when he could just delete ityou sound poor
>>550020885where's the funny winning ticket image???
sex with ningen
>>550025834Sex is unironically overrated.Fapping gives me like 70% of the pleasure but I don't have to burn all my time on a bitch that gets mad because I went to sleep early and didn't reply to her non-stop messages.
>>550026654Based!
>>550026502those choices all suck except Teio and Teio's dad
>>550026721Because I won't believe him when he said he deleted it.
>>550026710Men exist too
I trust Smart FalconShe is the purest umadol in the world
who asked
>>550026813with how insistent you are, I doubt it
>>550026127Do people really use R riko?Even at MLB her events give jack shit for stats, it's not just reduced stats, a lot of her events go from giving guts to ZERO guts, and her day 5 is outright dogshit that gives you NOTHING, only a small bit of energy
>>550026696>make rules for the club>danchou doesn't apply themwoah
>>550025713Doesn't help that the rate for umas is the same as cards. I sparked for Doto and will be sparking for Kitasan as well. The game really only gave me one good roll and that was at the start of the game.
>>550026820she's not as cute as Curren though, and she's not as good an idol as Teio. Dumb Falcon is DUMB
>>550026696yes but this is MY club with leeches and they don't deserve human rights
>>550026979How can you look at this cutie patootie and still say those things...
>is not big deal>just need money>stress relief>cuddles and loveD-…Dame desu…
Its a golshi world
>>550026957>ignore the postwoahall the other casual clubs have fucked rules too, this autistic razor sharp focus is very exclusively on Mambo (and you)
>>550026820ugly bitch
>>550012587Let's run in Scorpio together, Teio!
>>550026923Some of us lucklets don't have a choice. You make due with what ya got.
>>550026923The stats she gives are shit but you want those shit stats and the energy reduction in trainings plus the mood+ recoveries.I borrow her unless I need a specific whale card though.
>>550026696We may not have quotas but we're still supposed to have some rules around here.
Sorry Danchou long CMs sucks so I'll play with my siblings instead
>>550027046But Fine Motion is cute
>>550026696I believe keeping Mambo on track became a pastime for some anons here.
>>550026696It's an A club so it attracts all the retards who want to convince themselves they're "casual" but still tryhard like they are in an A+/S club. They throw a tantrum when seeing lazy players that "didn't put the same effort as them" get the same rewards, when that's the whole point of a casual club.The sweet point for comfy club is B+.
Your thoughts on Copano Rickey?
Curren Chan has started showing up in my unity cup runsWhat does this mean
Why is it that all the niggas who chose their irl first name are also leeches
>>550026813does anyone have the spe agemasen version of this picture
300k daily fansThat is my last offer
>>550026817There was a guy that was into cross dressing that actually wanted to do that with me anime boston some years ago but I decided not to because he had more than a couple of screws loose. I was right seeing where he ended up after all these years.
>>550027118Teio step (and any other speed burst special) bypasses dominator/hesitant niggery.
>>550027250because they are casual in general
>>550027235She wants to umapyoi?
>>550027228what is with that fucking outfitshe looks like a dogshit touhou
>>550020885Don't worry!!. Aelred will carry everyone for this month!! It's free to flatline!!
Can someone post the Fuku and Taiki webm please?
>>550027250I do it because I have such a common first name that it barely even counts as a dox. Also I'm not a leech.
>>550026813>reverse image search these taoc umas>they all were posted on reddit firstheh I keep saying it and I will say it again, this place is 88% reddit secondary retards, tourist niggers evenI hate all of you fake faggots, you will never be 4chan like me
>>550027417unironically aelred isnt even doing that bad anymore. I want aidan publically shamed and executed
This game is deadass unplayable until Tosen Jordan banner for me.
>>550027435That doesn't completely narrow it down.
>>550027483>shits on reddit>posts reddit tachyonwhat did he mean by this
>>550027483reddit never gaslit me
I kinda wanted to join mambo but people bitch about their flatliners way too muchWhat a fucking joke of a "comfy" club
>>550027228https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZlLQLFq_H4
uma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma
I dunno if this will work
>>550027330Crazy where our dicks almost leads us.
>>550027435There are many
>>550027435https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPeluiyLoCs here
>>550027330Now I'm curiousWhat happened with him? Did he kill someone or something?
>>550027548
>>550027493That's why it's okay to flatline. Aelred is doing all the work he missed last month.Aidan is an OG member so good luck with that
>>550027483erm that's not true I literally made some of them here THO
>>550027483>reddit tachyonYou can post here, but you don't get to call yourself 4chan.
>>550017227NTA but I'd choose strong, scarce (or annoying to get) skills over the "best" ones. The preference between Nimble Navigator and Head-On might be debatable, but I'd always take Head-On for a parent first because of its scarcity.
>>550027519The one in the Tracen lobby. This is cute too.>>550027643Thanks.
>Kita and Sweep>48%>fuck that shit, back>misclick>Cafe succeeds anyway
>>550026820Smart Falcon is the number 1 umadol and Smart Falcon posters are the best.
TAISHIN testooo!scorpio cup58002378
>>550027493>the original guy who started mambo spam actually plays fine now>just move on to a new person and immediately namedrop them>It was never "if danchou just followed the rules"I really hope he realizes who you are and kicks you instead, complete proof you're never going to stop being like this and I'm sick of the club being a reality TV show for /uma/
>>550025834I haven't kissed a girl since 2012 bwo...
pace oguri with gourmand+maestro, 800sta good enough for scorpio??
I have 53K 'rats currently. Will I be able to get to 60K by the time kita/jordan drop? Without using THAT
Just breed your bro, bros.It's not that hard.
>>550027538The club itself is comfy and chill. It just gets shitposted to hell
>>550027898that...?!
>>550027493The guy you mentioned is one of the starting members along with the danchou. He's one of the exception even if he flatlines for life.
>>550027828Schizanon still thinking every post about mambo comes from the same guy.
>>550027869Bit low. It’s a medium track but the weather sucks. Aim for 1k
>>550025834I haven't kissed a girl since undefined bwo...
>>550025834Does an actual mare count?
>>550027898>'rats
>>550028105
>>550027760WHAT
>>550028116How do mice fit under impossible wedged spaces like doors and yet a giant pasta noodle gets this one?
>>550027727One of the officers has never been okay with flatlining and he's ONCE AGAIN bringing it up to danchou to enforce the rules
>>550025834Haven't had sex since a decade ago. You get used to not having it after a while.
>think the run is going pretty great, got a lot of bubbles and almost everyone is at rainbow early>Forgot abotu jr debutFUCK MY SPEEEEEEEEEEEEDSHE HAS A B IN MEDIUMMMM
>>550027685Nothing too crazy just ended up becoming trans, crashed his dad's car before moving out and now hangs out with a furry group and is known for being quite the size queen. He's still in our old group chat and still drops by every now and then just to see how we're doing.
>>550028116*crunch*
can you faggots go talk about your club celebs in your discord or something?
>>550028195digitan LOVE
>keep on clicking refresh through the list of MLB Rikos until I find the one which I always borrowDoes anyone else do this or do you just take the first one you see?
>>550028289>Nothing too crazy just ended up becoming transFuck man, why is every single crossdresser going trans, it wasn't like this in 2008.
>>550027898I have 52k myself and carat calculator says I'll have 421 pulls by kitasan banner
>your energy bar at full>every fucking energy restore event to ever exist:>"Bonjour"I swear, I'll punch a hole through my monitor one day.
Thoughts on moral corruption and bimbofication?
>>550028105How does this webm make you feel?
>>550028289>nothing too crazy>just a bunch of crazy person stuff
>>550028459Belno Heavy
say something nice to my boyfriend
>>550026817Men are just as bad as women honestly, my only good experience with a male was someone who was into body building, most gays are just too porn brained and prone to being mentally ill or manipulativeSymboli Rudolf
>>550027538I wanted to join them last month but the 2 slots that a member said were going to free up never did, and the promised slot for this month never came since they didn't end up recruiting at all...
>>550027538the posting doesn't come from club members a random schizo is just obsessed with the club
>>550028598See? THIS is why we need mambo2.Motherfuckers can't be trusted.
>>550028598It's not too late... Danchou could still make room for two more...
>>550028452MOTHERFUCKER
>>550028598They were supposed to but danchou is a LIAR
cafe won
>>550028459>the original art showed belno with an expression of awkwardness or uncertainty as to whether the outfit suited her>all the cumbrains interpret this as her being a massive whore and/or part of a corruption/cuck fantasyYou'll spend 8 hours a day jacking off to women in masks but wouldn't wear one during Covid
>>550015992>>550017898>>550014604>>550018798I will suck on the pacifierI will wear the onesieI will drink from the baby bottleI will play with the rattleI will cum between her boobsI will let her cradle me in her armsI will call her mommyI will knock her upI will be happy
>>550028776wow that lobby is ASS
>>550028415Ts video is killing me
>>550028707cmon anon, just take the +10 speed, you know you want to, you gotta GAMBLE
>>550028792Why would I need to wear a mask during covid if I didn't leave my apartment?
>>550028567Did he post on /fit/?
>>550028873To keep your air of mystery alive.
Is Cafe good for you?
Is it true that we need 1000 stam for scoprio
Mihono Bourbon is... fat?
>>550028964850 1 gold is fine
>>550028959
>>550028698Anon... It's already the 13th it's already far too late
>>550028828>"this shit video is killing me"retard
>>5500289641100 +2 golds
>>550028792>wouldn't wear one during CovidBelno Dark is sexI don't like women in masks that muchI didn't go outside during covidYour mom will die in her sleep tonight if you read this spoiler
>>550028884No idea, I never asked him
>>550029061lmao fuck off
>>550029032Nyo... I thought it was fine until 2 weeks before the end of the month? So still several days.
does redshift work for pacers in scorpio? i feel like every CM now people say it doesnt work
>>550025834I had rough femdom sex with my wife last night. She makes me lie to the doctor for a cialis prescription so she can use my dick longer. It's ok.
>>550029072I hope you die
>>550029143no, procs too early. can work for lates/ends tho
>>550028964yeah just like the 1100 stam 2 golds in this cup :D
Is mejiro dober a dyke? I want to roll for her cuz she is cute, but I hate dykes
>>550029112The cutoff is 15th. This is the last day you can quit and wait for the cooldown
>>549995715sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt after she wins the Arima Kinensniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt as she settles in at Tracen
sex with Tokai Teio
>>550029334That means there's still time!
>>550029394
>>550029143Redshift starts too early. Shooting is perfect.
>>550029230Rice wouldn't stop at just hoping
>>550029452you left the color palette on the left idiot
>>550029452FiMo Sex
Don't let Berno's innocent endeavor fool you, she's total slut
We need more Umamusume with poor self esteem.
Why didn't anyone tell me hot spring tickets were 1 in 300?
Just a few more runs and I'll have a good Cafe
>>550029592Where?
Call the sparks (I'm trying for 9* power)
bwos aren't the hip vents kind of lewd
>>5500297202* wit :)
>>550029715Her friend would have already beaten your ass
>>5500297203*pwr, 3*long I beleeb!
>>550029762no lewder than the thong on her og outfit
>>5500297201* spd 3* late surger
>>550029301she's a cute
>>5500297203*Power
>>550029452For me, it's the pure umadol
>>550029762if bourbon can do it so can oguri
>>550029835I'd like that
>>550029762Not as lewd as OG oguri's vibrator. And anyway, Hayahide did the hip vents better.
>>550029906I bet she could milk me dry...
>>550025881AAIEEEEEEEEEEE!
>>550029838>>550029797>>550029879>>550029897I can't take it anymore
>>550029762Oguri has always been lewd.
>>550030032I am sry...
>>550030032I see a Wit 1* in my Future
>>550024750Yes, I know nothing about the game and can confirm all my 3 aces gave stamina 1000+ and 2 gold recoveries. Literally got played like a ball.
>>550030032
>constantly acts like hot shit>damn I guess she's like the Opera O of her generation or something>check>worse track record than Air shakur
>>550029061I just won with taiki with 700 stam and maestro
>>550030092
I'm in danger
>>550030217retard
>>550030217That's the gap moe
>>550025834If it makes you feel better, I've never had sex I didn't pay for.
>>550024750This CM wasn't a gaslight at least. Only for the +2 Gold Recoveries for end. You only need 1000 +1 gold
>>550024750I can tell you none of my 1k 1 gold aces EVER gassed out and the "recommended" values were 100 stam 1 gold above that
>charming pre-debut>ridiculously good trainings>game decides to completely fucking brick your run
>I'm staring at my trainee's toenails
>>550030239replying to deleted posts is illegal okay
>>550030217she is the beloved loser uncle
>>550030261Creek and the Latinx uma are making that face because of how stinky she smells from all her debuff skills.
Does next CM not have any threshold speed bonuses?
How would she react if you groped her breast?
you guys are so fucking retarded. it's 2 golds because you want a contingency in case that 1 gold doesn't proc
>>550029061you need 500-1200 stamina for next cm I hope that helped bwois umatactics one of (you) running a parody account?
>>550030217She's hot
>>550030474my contingency is the other 2 aces
Yeah, 1 gold is fine
Have you actually gotten all G3 trophies, /uma/?
>>550030261>won 3/5
>Wanted to coast by on group B>My NPC stats Golshi accidentally wins too much and locks me in group A for round 2Chat am I cooked?
I'm baking next thread
>>550030217I still love her.
>>550028964no, just use umalator800stam no skills is enough, or 700+1goldyou could say that's the min requirements
>>550030582yeah, ages ago
>>5500247501000+2 only applies for Pace Chasers. Else you can get away with 900+1 gold +2 whites or 1000 +1 gold
>>550030597You will find a retard or sand bagger
>>550030217FUCK YOU FAGGOT ALL DERBY WINNERS ARE LEGENDS
>>550030474you have 3 umas bwo, not every single one of them needs to win every time...
So why exactly can't I run Cafe as as late gambler? Everyone has her as end...
>>550030481no, its some retarded so called veteran nip
>>550030582week 1 activities bwo
>>550030746don't let your dreams be dreams, an anon won hard with her yesterday as late
so are the french horses strongest in the world?
>>550030740Tickezo wouldn't use those words.
>>550030751rednu was a jp veteran and look how well he's doing
>>550030737She's so pretty, despite wearing that stupid hat.
>>550030217
I WANNA BLOW MY carat LOAD ON GOLD CITY, BUT KITASAN BANNER IS BLUEBALLING ME
>>550030872The French racing association is extremely cutthroat
does redshift work in scorpio? how can i even tell if it works or not
>>550029452
Is it just me or has an update in the last week made URA El parent runs significantly harder? I keep having to burn all my clocks on the Arima Kinen even with 800/600/700 spd/sta/pwr and getting lucky with BOFA on top of Calm and Collected when before I just cruised through everything. I can't fix the Long B thanks to needing a Dirt spark for future Dirt Biwa for Aquarius Cup and adding Long A would dilute the odds even more than they already are to get what I need.
>>550030746because late gamblers have no access to straightaway spurt. That's literally it. I've also heard that end closers are faster in the last spurt but I don't believe it, nobody would run late ever if that was the case
>>550030859>yesterdayWe're still on the first day bwo...
>name your club as a shitpost>get shiposted to dead
>>550030946with the simulators, it activates too early though you want redshift
>>550030931Just blow on both
>>550031058MAMBO NOOOOO! I WANT TWO TANMHAUSERS!
>>550031107I have 20k carats, bwo
>>550030915CHU CHU CHU *suction noises* nom nom lick
>>550031152Your support mastercard?
>>550031147No duplicates.
>>550031152I choose to believe that 31k is enough for mlb kitasan and jordan, why can't you believe in yourself a little more?
>>550030931your stash bwo?
bwos when is the tachyon event, I need to unbrick my parents so bad
>>550031261NUUUUUUUU
>>550031419It's not for like a year bwo.
>>550030307All sex is paid for, one way or another
>>550030217She acts like a hotshot because IRL Symboli was a trailblazer for Japanese horses racing internationally, but also hates the powers that be like Rudolf because Symboli's trainers mishandled the FUCK out of him and basically ruined his career via a move to France that stressed him out terribly and had him never do well in a G1 again.
>>550031003sniff sniff
>>550031057in 2 hours will begin day 2 of first round anon...
>>550031467Yeah but you know what I mean
>>550027746>Head-On is automatic in Unity>NSM is automatic in non-bricked UnityWhat??? How can the former be MORE rare?
there's no reason to roll for jordan if you don't identify as a fat ojisan
>>550031528I still haven't queued.
>>550031606Please don't ever post this Doto again...
>>550031216I've been grinding my will down enough to cave into degeneracy, soon, maybep.s. found this image, is this right, do the daily paid carats count as "free" and therefore you can't use them to do the daily paid pull?if this is right, I don't think I'll ever swipe
>58k carats counting tickets as well in my accountI'm gonna make it to 60k by the end of kitasan's banner... r-right?
>>550031690Just nab the 7500 pack, yeah it's a bit steep but it's enough for half a year of daily pulls.
>>550031773>>550031773>>550031773
>>550031039https://umamusu.wiki/Game:Mechanics#Base_Target_Speed
THOSE WERE THE MOST AWFUL FINAL 4 TURNS I HAVE EVER SEENIM SO MADLITERALLY NEEDED ONE GOOD SPEED TURN THEN I WOULDA FIXED THE WIT FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>550031649she gobbled my banana right after this btw
>>550031661Go ahead and queue, you're missing out on free carats
>>550031942Patience. The time is not yet ripe.
>>550028231It doesn't want to abandon the food. You'd be surprised how some normally cowardly animals act when they're eating.
>>550031038NHK Mile Cup is significantly harder in her career. I'm only able to get first maybe 1 out of 4 runs.
