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NTR! NTR! NTR!
anon you fucking idiot, this is #1870
>he isn't far enough along with KSB so that you only need enough carrots to get unlucky once in a loop so he can save the rest for other shit
How long til NTR (the uma)? I don't care about her mid card.
How many days until Tamamo Cross?
kek, it's actually a mayano cm
Worst fucking final 4 turns everliterally needed ONE good speed turn, then I could have patched the wit, god damn I'm so mad
I'm qualified for A round 2 but I want to check if I should try and run more Cafe to make a slightly better one, if the Late is good enough and so on or I might just say fuck it and do parent runs for the next 2 CMs waiting for kitasan and her erotic body.How are you feeling about day 2? Round 2?
>>5500319561 year and 4 months
5 days until I'm finally unbricked.....
>>550032129I won hard and I expect to win hard again, but anything could happen.
>>550032080you have 439 wit its fine
mambo...
>>550032220post the winning ticket one
Where are the scorpio guides? Tell me how to play now!
>>550032080>he bought a savvy skilloh no no no noenjoy never proc'ing NSM your uma will be too smart to stay behind another uma long enough to proc it
Oh fuck bros I unlocked it
>>550032357You are so fucking retarded
>>550032014lmao you're wrong even with a perfect spurt, she gets rolled by gold ship and taishin
We're so close I can almost taste it...I'll finally unbrick my account...
>>550032023I know that, but the "daily pack" gives 500 instantly and then 50 daily for a monthdo the "50 daily" count as paid carats that I can use on the "1x daily single pull for 50 paid carats"? because that image calls them "free carats" even though you're paying for them
>>550032358wrong oh no no, cafe wants to be up, she cant stay in the back like the other ends
>>550032259Tannhauser...
>>550032516>Tosen JordanI can feel something else bricking up
>>550031824I don't understand this. Shouldn't end closer be faster than late surger in every phase then?
Can you not
>>550032358I wish this guy was gaslighting but it's true. Savvy makes your umas have 360 degree vision so she never gets blocked. I learned this the hard way when Nature would never proc Murmur due to having late savvy
>>550031979Next month
>>550032373Why is her story like way better than the other charactersalso damn her VA is really good
>>550032620bwos I bought this... am I cooked?
>>550032520>because that image calls them "free carats" even though you're paying for themYes yes, is good deal, you buy.
The only Uma I’m excited for after Hannukwanzah Oguri is this one. I only hope my carrat stores hold out for this month.
>>550032757
>>550032620Fuck...all end closers have end savvy lolIt's joever
>>550032757NAKED OGURI!
>>550032757holy sexo
>girl>has a deep voiceInto the fucking trash she goes
>>550032757shocked_tachyon_chibi.png
>>550032865ends are actually fine with having it since they have spurt as an accel.
>>550032467based retard
>>550032757Put her clothes on you pervert.
>>550032908sounds more like she's murmuring to me, girl wants to be an ASMR streamer
I just went from great mood to awful mood in the span of a single turn. Why is this allowed?
>>550032916>since they have spurt as an accelIf you miss the timing of NSM as an end you lost the race. Spurt can't unbrick you unless some big debuffs happen.
>>550032865It should still work if there's a pace chaser
>>550032908that kind of girl gives you the best ear licks
>>550032757Why is she such a slut?
damn Rudolf looks like THAT?
>>550032916I only took spurt once... it's so hard to have it proc from inspiration so it's only on mayano...
What can you even do if someone decides to run Taiki, Mayano and Maru next CM?
>>550032520my bad rushed when reading your other post.>>550032520>do the "50 daily" count as paid carats that I can use on the "1x daily single pull for 50 paid carats"? because that image calls them "free carats" even though you're paying for themYou get 500 paid then 1500 free carats - effectively 20 pulls. Regardless, the monthly pack is already one of the best options available since the next option, the $15 limited pack at twice the price gets you 30 pulls (or a ten pull).
>>550032908>saying that when the ULTIMATE BESTEST UMA EVER has a deep voice
Digitan LOVE
>>550033183Run grass, rudolf, and tachyon.Triple dominator.
>>550032908Sex with cafecafsex
ALL MY RESTS HAVE BEEN SLEEP DEPRIVEDON A BORROWED RUN
>>550031038Anyone else have this experience lately? Do I just need to forgo Kita entirely and run MLB Halo just to make it through consistently? I'll be able to fix it in 5 days at least but until then Grass is really draining my clock supply...
Are you guys really trying to gaslight mayanoPlease don't become as stupid as the sloptubers
>the million debuffs popping off every secondhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ya6jYEWtFt8holy shit scorpio will be aids
Is Shooting for Victory usable for everyone or just Taiki?
>>550031871Looks like Cafe's speed training was too little too latte.
>>550033327
>>550033327Sounds like a Toreina issue, I use El for dirt shoe farming runs with around 30 races in unity and can still win Arima every time.
>>550032751>story full of weird schizo shit>still somehow ends up super sweet and and full of vanilla love I know the game adds super romantic umas later but imo cafe has top 3 best stories in the game (currently)
>>550033398it's one guyanyone who has run OG Mayano even semi seriously in a CM knows the unique almost never fires.you can win with her, but it's not because of the unique.
>>550033409that wasn't a lot of debuffs
>>550033341what kind of aura that guy has to make Oguri happy just by his presence?
I have grown sick and tired of Tokai Teio and her shenanigans.
>>550033641shut up faggot
>>550033507timeskip mayano with huge titties comic...
_____ with Super Creek
>>550032908I diagnose you with terminal shit taste
>>550033557wait a second, she's pregnant
I still haven't run El's career yet.
>>550033793Divorce Proceedings
>>550033656Joe is her real trainer after all
>>550033458
>>550032287
my mayano is winning more than gold shit
>>550033793Breed
>>550033602What do (You) guys think are the 3 best stories of the currently-released umas?
>>550033909something feels off about this one and i think its the eyebrows not being visible
Good day everyone except the niggers that post that one ntr crying mp4 webm or gif fuck you in particular
>>550034049Flash, Cafe, Fuku
>>550034113What are you gonna do, cry about it?
>>550033557She's upset because I didn't hit someone that crossed without looking
petite umas
>>550033458Just in time when I'm on Rudolf's Fan Fest event
>>550034049Nice Nature, King Halo, Cafe.
>>550033673I love Teio and her shenanigans, she's a good girl.https://files.catbox.moe/hf3rhi.mp4
>>550033487Do you fix her Long aptitude on your runs? I've been hesitant to do that since it takes the chance of a Dirt spark from 1/6 to 1/7 (not to mention I'd have to farm another parent to get Long on one of the grandparents since I need Dirt/Mile/Dirt on the end result for my plan to even work)
>>550034154
>>550034113Is this any better?
>>550032757What happened to her clothes?
I wish this game was just a bit more skill based.
A month away…
Boytoy status?
what is the best way to see the umamusume movies?
>>550034475but its based on skills
>>550033793CuddlingHuggingKissingMarriageNursing handjobsBabyplayPaizuriSleeping
>98.4% survival rateThis is her CM
>>550034553ny**
>>550034475Bro I play gacha to avoid all the skllslopevery fucking single player game wants you to PARRY EVERYTHING these days or is just rollsloplet me look at numbers going up with jiggling titties in peace
>>550034113Based based basedI fucking hate seeing her cry
>>550033793Milkies
>>550034142Flash's entire career is literally just 2 hours of her being autistic about her schedule and then marrying you once you cure her autism
>>550032620>>550032756savvy isnt that bad right....? right...?
>>550033793second birthing
>>550034475You can't have a skill-based mobile games unless the skill is making good decisions, which this game does.Touch screen interfaces are just garbage.
>>550034553https://fmhy.net/
>>550034613>mood great
>>550034653>doesn't like seeing an uma cryBro you are NOT going to like MANT
>>550034475It is. The game's all about time management and arranging the odds to your favor
>>550034742>Touch screen interfaces are just garbage.The original Nintendo DS was the best handhold console ever created.
>>550033602No one too crazy for trainer to find a way to fuck.
>get long S>ALL my SSR chain events are missingI'm done training for Libra. I'll just accept whatever placement I get
>>550032757S E X Y
>>550034851Touch screen controls were the worst part of that thing.
>>550032751I enjoyed Cafe's career a lot. She's not my favourite uma but I thought that they did a really good job with her story. The new background artwork is really nice, her VA is good, she has an element of tragedy to her which makes her a lot more interesting than some of the other more generic umas (not trying to disparage other umas here, I hope you get what I mean by this), and I found the focus on character development between her and Tachyon to be much more enjoyable than bouncing around between a dozen different umas as is seen in some of the other careers.
>>550034298>Best romantic story currently in Uma Musume bar-none>Best written story currently in Uma Musume bar-none>Most schizo plotline that's still sweet/lovingMy oshi is creek but I'll admit this is probably the top 3 best stories currently
>>550034824I'm a JP player, MANT is nothing to me. Grand Live is the real struggle, you guys are getting way too spooked by MANT for no reason
>>550033793breastfeeding
>>550034948games that used the touch screen well like trauma center were goated tho
>>550034764Clicked this and Grass Wonder showed up in m
famili
>>550034978It's a little sad jungle pocket doesn't exist yet in-game so she can't be a part of Cafe's storyit's the same thing where they tried to make Kitasan Black this big main character without Duramente existing yet - bad call
Cant they at least boost or make it sure that our own supp cards get higher RNG chance. I'm so done of my entire run not mattering because Super Creek decided not to finish her event and stay at 2 the whole time.I'm getting burned out jesus christ
>>550035532only oinkers with multiple SSR's have this issue
>>550035117Different ignorant burger anon here, what's grand live like?
>>550035117but i don't want to waste 1 hour per career..
>>550035589I'm using the welfare SSRs + SC
Can we just pretend this CM isn't happening?
>>550035117I believe the only ones scared of MANT and pushing it as the boogeyman are ones that don't like to spend much time on careers
>>550035709It isn't wasted time if you're having fun :)
>>550034353I've already glued them so I can't check but I probably don't. Just buy skills before the race.I have this one I still use for TT with a poverty deck, although it's not as bad as what you have right now.I'd recommend replacing that Yaeno Muteki for either Kitasan or Fine Motion. If you can get the Brian card from the crown shop at MLB, that's a good poverty speed card you can use, you say you have Halo MLB so I'd recommend replacing that lvl 25 wit card with Halo and just switch Yaeno with Fine Motion MLB, it will make a huge difference.
>Fronts can do thishttps://litter.catbox.moe/2xbaujprkhvilrh8.mp4
>>550035354Yeah that is a shame, although I assume that we see a lot of Manhattan Cafe in Pokke's career? That might make up for it a little.
>>550035785It takes like 10 minutes to skip 20 races if you're fast with clicks and server not lagging.
>>550035189>super_creek_(umamusume) >breastfeeding >no results on 34 or gelbooruWHAT THE FUCK
>>550032908Dr Girlfriend level min or mid
TrainMarryCorrectionGlue factory
>>550035785But I like CMI hate the niggers though
If you're gonna complain about the CM at least have the common decency of hosting a jiggie so people have something to do other than listen to you FUCKING WHINE
I wish there were an option to glue an uma as soon the career ends
>>550036056Special Week would say this
>>550035863This is how Mejiro Palmer won the arima kinen
>>550035964it's sloppa from /trash/
>>550035117but reddit told me that grand live is f2p friendly THO
>>550036059Stop whining about people whining.
>>550036182
There are too many uma I want to run for the next cm
>taurus: Oguri is meta>gemini: Oguri is meta>cancer: Oguri is meta>leo: Oguri is meta>virgo: Oguri is meta>libra: Oguri is meta>scorpio: Oguri is meta>sagittarius: Oguri is meta>capricorn: the era of XOguri beginshow and why is this allowed
>>550036291>>libra: Oguri is metano one said this
>>550035863>Mayano actually using her ultimateAI generated video
>>550036291we told you this is a pig game
I can't believe that they gave us a soulless, bland, cold, and empty hallway while JPthe country that celebrates Christmas with romantic dates, Last Christmas by Wham!, and KFC!!!has this shit for their homescreen, WTF!!!
>>550036232i don't actually care about the whining I just really want someone to host a jiggie
>>550031886You mean she gave you head?
>>550036291How many platinum titles do you have and how many of them were because of Oguri?
>>550034535I love long hair Opera
>>550036269I thought she was gonna start dancing
>>550036390Who is the piggest of umas?
>>550035863>triple fronts chaining angling and NSM with each otherI wonder why no one mentioned this strat
>>550036291Cap (as in peak).
Did you know? Every time Tokai Teio says "Nishishi", she was refering to Nishino Flower. No idea why though.
>>550036290I have the same problem. I created this Suzuka today so now it feels like running fronts with her is a waste. I kinda want to run Doto though I hate her career in Unity. No idea what to do for third, Rudolf? the ever boring but effective evil nature?
>>550036532obuhi fat
>>550036269I started cumming when she pointed and started walking at me
>>550036291I FUCKING HATE OGURI CAP
>>550036269
>>550036484That costs extra.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE GOOD ACCELS NEXT CM?HOW MUCH STAMINA DO I NEED?CAN I USE FRONTS AGAIN?IS THERE ANY UMA WHO IS AUTOWIN LIKE GOLDSHIP IS ATM?
>>550036463man Taiki is so cute
That's I'm queuing. Whales do NOT queue right now please & thanks.
>>550036541because front runers are ass cancer to build and even despite all this, a well built End can still overtake them
>>550036463wtf seeing her cry actually breaks my heart
>>550035785idk if it's the card difference between f2p and oinkers (me) becoming more noticeable with aoharu or if people just completely gave up this CM but this is the easiest time I've ever had with any CM
>>550036410https://jiggie.fun/RoKucrhttps://jiggie.fun/RoKucr
>>550035262just get the bat out
>>550036653>don't like tosen jordan>love heliosi dont get it, they're both garyus
>>550036698yea the autowin uma is
>>550036541>I wonder why no one mentioned this stratjewtubers are stuck in the past and the fags listening to them think you still need to assemble exodia every single run instead of simply using your wit bourbon and stam suzuka's golds.
>>550036804its day 1 round 1 bwo...
>>550035597In Grand Live races are secondary it is all about the Idol concerts, you have to train your Uma in dance lessons, singing and what not>Scenario Links are back>Friendship training with support cards and non supports grants you tokens>Spend tokens in dance, singing lessons>Get more stats the more lessons you complete>Each year you have to promote the Grand Live event similar to Aoharu Cup races>Parents inspiration raises your stat cap, so having 9* blue 3* green parents is extremely important>Training Facilities level is back to URA style, train more in speed, you get better facility>You must complete 18 songs before the end of the career to get the unique Grand Live skillsBasically you will want to play MANT and make strong parents for the next scenario or you are bricked
>>550036291>how and why is this allowed
>>550036929I know but I never had a winrate this high in the first round of any previous CM either
>>550036804idk the others but I gave up
>>550033398she's the easiest uma to be lazy on. Her event gives her a meta skill for each position
My Cafe got second place in every single CM run, actually a wild thing to see and it almost feels worse than if she just hard lost.
>>550036698seiun sky, smaru, suzuka
>>550036463
>>550036849Love HeliosPalmer is growing on meCan't get into Tosen Jordan Gold City still scares meEspoir City please step on me
>>550036541>>550036759>>550035863>setup 3 fronts>painstakingly get them to S or S+>get S long or medium too>create some autistic strategy where they all proc NSM off each other or rubber band off a suzuka designed to lose>you do all this and get completely demolished anyway by an A+ endcloser from a team trials squad
The greatest trick Charles@VF ever pulled was convincing /uma/ that S rank full pigged up MLB NN MLB FineMotion MLB Kitasan MLB Riko MLB SuperCreek seiun sky set up with runaway suzuka... is the underdog against f2p golshis
>>550036564My issue is that I want to run my favorites but also run the new uma I got recently and the ones I haven't been able to until now. I've basically been running triple pace for every non mile CM until I got Rice. This is the first CM where I feel free to do whatever now and it feels good
I'M CRANKING TF OUTTA MY HOG
>>550037038which uma is this?
>>550036291
I don't think Suzuka works for the next CM... She's only good on miles and if you can build a second super nigga to spot struggle her
>>550037209daiwa gold
>>550037209not an uma yet
GRAHHHHWHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE SOLD ONLY DURING COMIKET
>>550037185Just creamed my pants
>>550037268no one's trying to win with suzuka you use her as a stepping stone
>>550036541>guy who doesn't pay attention>"Why is no one talking about this"
>>550037427fuck off, it's just been end closer doom and gloom for the past 2 weeks.
>>550037268idk the umalator says that unrestrained is crazy good if it activates, I built an oonige Suzuka for cm7 but don't have any other aces to test her against yet
>>550037268>>550037426Suzuka works surprisingly well actually, mine is actually winning rooms. Yes she dies if there's two Suzukas but that's a sacrifice I'm more than willing to make since she will still block all the fronts in the room.
>>550037383Because Comiket is basically free trade day when most IP owners look the other way
>>550037543>Sbuhiiii
Bwos...
>>550037543>Yes she dies if there's two Suzukas no shit, it's the lone wolf 'strategy'
You guys still didn't get over the fact Fronts were killed by the update? It's over, owari da, se acabó.
>>550037504
>>550037268Yes she does. If she runs away she wins if not she's setting up your other aces.
>>550036040two of them have childbride alts THOUGH
>>550037651you got crippled by the other nature
>>550037504Made for nakadashi with hand-holding + interlocked fingers, kissing, and whispered confessions of love.
>>550036849 >>550037109Helios, Palmer, and City all had the benefit of being in an anime. Jordan has been relatively mysterious apart from a few minor interactions in GolShi and City's careers.
>>550037610Here's my sick whale deck, now go make your own S uma. Witmaxing front is a cheating way to create S uma.
>>550037794>5mlb cards
>>550037794>MLB King HaloWHALEI'm joking. I wish I had her maxed out, she's still stuck at LB3 for me
>>550037859Brother, that is welfare
>>550032816
>>550037896who allowed Rudolf to put her stupid quote in each classroom like it's a portrait of Mao Zedong
>>550037183I run 3 different umas each CM. It will take 5 more CMs to run everyone I have now and I'm rolling umas only so it'll take a while. It's more fun this way.
>>550037726I don't think she would make a good mother. Will still breed her though
>>550037896>SHUT THE FUCK UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP
>>550032757DELET
>>550035354I wonder what Cafe's story would be if they remade it now on JP - with Pokke/Dantsu existing, but also after the insanity of Still in Love. They probably wouldn't be afraid of dialing up the paranormal a couple notches.
>>550037543What if I make a guts maxxxed front runner scarlet as a "debuffer"? Her sole purpose would be to duel the crap out of fronts so that they die of mega aids.
>>550037946how did they teach umas to do that?
>>550038081cafe would just be a moeblob coffee
>17 years old
>>550038120That doesn't do anything to runaway Suzuka though? Fronts can't spot struggle runaways.
>>550035852The only problem is that these are parent runs and not aces, which is the only reason I'm not just throwing MLB Sweep/Halo/Flash at my problems and calling it a day (also why it's URA and not Unity, I want the better spark). I'll cut Ardan and see if that helps the consistency, getting Left-Handed will be a bit annoying to get for Aquarius without sparks (unless that F2P Suzuka speed card coming soon is good enough to be used even for paces) but I guess that's the price I pay for consistency.
>>550037169Who? And I don't think anyone thinks that anyway.
>>550037896damn i fucked up the crop and left a sliver of the white background hopefully no one saved that version
>>550037917lb3 is just as good as lb4 for speed and special priority, lb4 only has better hint lvls/frequency
>>550038218
>>550037794how did you get this much guts?
>>550034764cute
>>550038120you need a runaway suzuka to spot struggle with a runaway suzuka>dueling causes others to die of mega aidsNo it's just free speed that ends if you either end up too mismatched or gas out, the 'increased health cost' is off running faster.
>>550032757YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>550038302You're thinking of some other card, anon. LB4 King unlocks power bonus which is a pretty big deal.
>still no workable aceI am in despair
>>550037651looks like your neicha ran out of stamina right before the finish line. I had something very similar to this happen where my gold ship was behind another gold ship by about 3 lengths in the final stretch but the stamina debuffs from my nice nature caused the other guy's gold ship to run of stamina right before the finish line and my Gold Ship won by a neck
>>550038356MLB Riko borrow is doing the heavy lifting, you'd be surprised how much she gives. I think I also popped couple of spirits on guts since I needed the guts/power anyway.
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>>550038420oh oops you're right mb, never noticed the power bonus, thought it was only +2 friendship gauge and the hint stuff, good to know!
>>550038081you will get something like Red Desire, she's a bigger schizo than Cafe
>>550038729Yeah I know of her, curious to see what they do with her too
https://twitter.com/villa_lake/status/1999758421067694085 more mejiro snowber
>>550038081If anything they should leave her story exactly the same except your UI gets random spooky shit added to it
>>550038992fluffy winter hair
Matikanefukukitaru first, the rest nowhere.
>>550039000What the fuck is her problem?
>>550036935WHAT THE FUCK IDOL MODE?SMART FALCON NEEDS TO BE A MAIN CHARACTER AND GET 10% MORE STATS IN IT
>>550039160orange mambo
>>550036040>glue factoryI'm sorry little pink honse...
>>550038657i-i see it
>>550038992Old lady Dober
>>550037185this 3D is... acceptable
>>550039175Still in love?She wants to have sex with you non-stop until her, you, and the spirit possessing her all die at the same timeWhat's the problem?
>>550039194Don't call her that.
Hey /uma/! The Hanshin Juvenile Fillies G1 is finally tomorrow, and here are the entrants. There are also a lot of other races that start before the actual G1 if you wanted to catch those as well. Hope to see you there!Usual stream link:https://kick.com/b01doghosTraining video of all the horses:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0eGoxlekZ8
I'm having trouble believing it's only a 5% proc difference between 500 and 400 wit
>>550039313
>>550038435you still have 2-3 nomre weeks until Scorpio bwo
>>550039313The zoom in makes it 80% funnier
>>550039369Mambokanefukukitaru
you know after a week of getting dogshit i'll take thisjust a shame its 1 star unique but
OSHI status?
>>550036935I was already planning on focusing on parent grinding for MANT, thanks for assuring me that was the right choice JP-anon
>>550039394All in on Arbanne
>>5500393943yo still counts as a filly?Aren't the classics for 2yo, that would make 3yo a senior or something
>>550039635he queues with SEA jobbers. Not real competition
>>550039507
>>550039635college dropout and whale/10
>>550039579lunabwo... what the hell are you doing...
>>550039702Under 4=filly, over 4=mare. And classic races are for 3 year olds.
>>550039415It's 20% or so, you need too look a bit "backwards" at it. It's the same reason practice perfect is pretty strong despite it being 2%.
kek
>>550031773wrong thread number, dumbass
>>550039908based autistic german wife
>>550039943who gives a shit
>>550039890>It's 20% or sowhat kind of fancy math are you doing
>>550040009Me
>>550039943we are not reaching 2k before new year...
>>550039635About as well as I can expect given my lack of Kita/Creek
>>550039635oshi gaming
piggy gaming
>>550040179I kneelI wish to reach such performance one day
Orange uma funny
She did it
>>550040420thank to you, I will no longer assume every black person is a criminal
>>550039908literally me
Sex with Verxina
>>550040273gacha games are intentionally designed to be a hellish experience for f2ps so it's not surprising that anyone who really wants to play the game is spending money
Just nutted to Mejiro Ryan, bros.
>>550040483Thank you.
>>550040578fuck off charles
>>550040483??????????
>>550040081Iirc the chance of skill proc at 400 is 77.5% and 82% at 500.So it's 18% and 22.5% chance of failure. You fail around 20% less with 500 against 400.It's the same with practice perfect, the difference between 4% and 2% failure rate is twice the amount of failures for example.
>>550039908Oh jaaaa
>>549981061 >>549981285FAGGOT>>549992873You really thought I'm joking about dumb shit like that? I was the first to get banned for posting it (probably), so yeah.
>>550040630My name's Kevin
>>550040701:>…?
how lewd is too lewd?
should I queue right after the reset today, shiraoki-sama?
>>550040831Just think of all the tryhards that specifically WAITING instead of queuing right away. What does that mean? Yes! You should queue right away!
>>550040831If this is a 7 yes, if not do it after a nap or a nights rest
what is that flightless bird the umas race against on the training island? poghorn? is there a compilation video of all the island trainings?
what is the point of the ear condoms that some umas wear
>>550040273
>>550038992
>>550040827Uohhhhgggghhb air groove SEXOOOOOO AAHHHHHH
>>550040827https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PH4WsrtLrqE
>>550040989Real horses can have some really dangerous hang ups about loud noises. These ear socks dampen the noises to keep them calmer.
>>550040912I swear this has to be a myth. Have two people trained two almost identical teams and queued at different times to really test it?
>>550040989they cute
>>550040989What’s the point of the condoms we humans wear on our dicks? Same answer.
>>550040831I queued right away yesterday and got fucked hard in the ass, I'm awaiting until tomorrow
>>550037761She's also comically retarded.
>>550040747I like the dancing webms
I'm so proud of her ;_;
>>550041197Which part do you think is a myth? That sweats queue right away, that they don't, or that it makes any difference at all?
>>550041368They are always funny
>>550041393DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>550038281The way Fuku stiffens up makes me laugh.
TORENA TESTCan you prove you are a reliable torena?Where does Angling&Scheming procs?>Red circle>Green circleWrong answers only
>>550040827AAAA AIR GROOVE IM CUMMING
>>550036849Tosen Jordan is a fucking moronTry some of her lobby interactions
>>550041510red? because green is not late race?
>>550041510I have already erased all the useless front runner related knowledge from my mind
>>550041510It never procs. My horse has 350 wit.
>>550041510>Wrong answers onlyThe green circle.
>>550041510
>>550041510is red not a corner?it should proc on red
>>550041407I don't believe it makes a big difference. I think what really happens is that at reset americans are queueing, and later in the day it's gonna be SEA and yuros.
>>550041510Green because green means go!
>>550041780
>>550031773Narita Top Road.
>>550038247Did a test room using my dirt shoes schedule and lmao at the spark.Same cards as you except Helios is MLB'd, Halo instead of Kita and the free wit Bourbon card instead of Ardan. Still won Arima...If you really need left handed you can also use the free stamina Suzuka card if you got it from her event.Getting URA sparks is asking too much I guess, I don't think it's worth the hassle but good luck to you.
>>550041251I queued right away yesterday and fucked someone hard in the ass, I'm doing the same today.
>>550042160Damn what a blast from the past.
Anon! We're now starting a new batch of 750-piece jiggies - your favorite uma could be in any of them! Do not miss out!https://jiggie.fun/umajiggershttps://jiggie.fun/umajiggershttps://jiggie.fun/umajiggers
i've been queueing exactly at the reset every single time since day 1 of taurus cup. it's absolutely the easiest time. the only days when i've been too busy to queue at reset went terrible.
>>550041510It procs in the final corner you retard
>>550039546fucking zoomer
It took three tries but they managed to qualify. I'm so proud of them ;_;
>>550042128It's still hurting anon...
>>550039908
Day 1 is just about over. WR?
I had to start over as Natie was getting pregnant somehow without me cuming inside her, which I later learned is because I bought two items that: 1. caused me to never wake up even during rape2. counteracted the rules I set up at the start that were supposed to stop any rape attempts from happeningand so she raped me without my knowledge almost every turn
>>55004273785%
>>550042737
>>550042741Neicha would do this.
>>550042063
>>550042653>Don't be afraid trainer-san. That egg is a friend.
>>55004273775%
>>55004273755%
>>55004273780%
I've been taking a liking to Helios lately but it's really too bad she isn't for (You)
>>550042737Huh. All secondary runners at 20%
>>55004273720%
>>55004273750%. Looking a bit grim for round 2...
>>550042741>1400K in all statsBuhiiii
Delete long CMs from the game
>>550043356Yeah she's not for (You) because she's for (Me).
>>550043356Another one caught in the net
If you used GoldShip your wins do not count~
>>550040796White Kevin or Asian Kevin?
Delete mile (gamble) CM’s
Which uma would overdose on weed with me?
helpful quick reminder: kitasan is useless during MANT, hold for the superior NTR speed
>>550043356>his daughterwife uma is gay
>>550042013That looks like what I usually have going into the Arima minus about 100 guts and 150 wit, maybe that's what's making the difference.URA spark gives Spd/Sta over Unity's Pwr/Wit, since Biwa's a 0/0/0 uma and has long races I was thinking that'd be more helpful to get but I could be wrong on that.
>>550043883
>>550043868I’m not Viet
>>550044023Holding my creamy nut
>>550043356>hundreds of umamusumey>chooses the gay one
>>550042737I won the 3 races that mattered. Everything else don't matter.
>>550044067
>>550044090
>>550044191I blame Cygames for making her design so cute.
How do you respond without sounding mad?
>>550044378Nah I'd win
>>550042829>>550043154>>550043435>>550044076>Gold ShipYou didn't win.>>550044378He didn't win.
>>550044303
>>550044468
>>550044378It's not the umas fault, it's their trainer's.
Is the Yukino event today or tomorrow?
>>550044378Thank you Gold Ship for getting me another win.
>>550044026>sir, the whole of tracen is gay
>>550044378Cum tribute
>>55004273775%, no gold ship needed
>>550044056Yes, with low stat umas from parent runs WIT is a very important stat.
>>550042737I landed Group A but it's not looking good chief
>>550044023did he really say that lmao
>>550043356>>550044026>>550044349
oh yeah? well cygames better watch out because my plan is to LEECH as much in their game as possiblefuck them and fuck you
just getting around to my first round now. was shadow break as successful a gaslight on you guys as it was me?
Game could have made me 6th so I could clock but no, you're getting exactly 5th. Twice.
>>550044802Mambro...
I have 2 SSRs + Riko (who didn't even proc her event until summer senior year) and I haven't even gotten through either of their fucking events. I fucking hate unity like you wouldn't believe, this shit is so fucking retarded
>>550044578Tomorrow
Divegrass against /fg/ starts in few minutes, get in here https://cytube.implying.fun/c/vgleague
>>55004273765%
REMINDER
>>550044720WHY IS SHE SO GAY
>>55004273750%I'm pretty proud of it and been gloating all day on /uma/ because my poorfag ass didn't think I could get 50% in CM without chasing meta
are any clubs open? id: 337375179229
>4 speed cards>1 tripleCan the intern-kun please regen this dogshit seed?
>>550045010Why is raisu not winning?
>>550045056>Double debufferYou know, she had dreams of winning one day too.
gn
>Only a single SS stat>Not a single S or A stat>Not a single gold skill>Overall score halfway to S rankWhat?
>>550045120huh... whuzzat? seed? like a plant?
>>550040793I partly believed it to be a joke and taunted anyway, I only got off with a warning thankfully.
>>550045140look I tried different compositions... and this one maximizes winrate. I did try to make it work but it wasn't meant to be
my wife
>>550045247It’s what I’m gonna do to you
>>550045308she is just like me
>>550045308>RiceShowerLover
Does anyone have a good CM template?>>55004273785%
>>550045247Yeah, the one I put inside my trainee
>>550045248>I only got off with a warningWell fuck you too, lucky cunt.
hello>>550040793>FAGGOTI needed a good rest m'kay, nothing gay about wanting to sleep with your bwos
>>550045139Just using her as a debuffer.
>>550045308
it's only round1 but i was fully expecting to struggle qualifying. i suppose i just start scorpio parent farming at this point.
>>550045460Don't be mean, I'm about to suffer in 20 minutes
will summer Golshi be as meta as she is pure SEX?crazy fucking Ult, does this double up or fuck over NSM?
>>550045530Sleepin with your bros is PEAK discord, reddit even.>>550045650Ya well I had to suffer through a ban, and because of that through the faggotry captcha.
i watch this everydayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLlA18piUVo
C stands for Cafe
>>550045697Golshi herself not really, but the skill... lol
>>550045248>>550045460>Chiyonobros are gambling on 3 days
>>550045697that skill looks fucking broken
GOLSHIGAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>550045745nyo...anything but reddit
>>550045697Unlike regular Gold Ship she can't cheat herself into an obscene position for an End Closer so she's shit by default564 is an absolutely broken inherit however so she'll be breeding stock
>>550045862>Sloptards(browns) are too scared to post any real porn, much less art>Doglads get banned for posting cropped, hand animated, pornDATS RIGHT>>550046026>"SHENSEI!"
>>550045697This skill is used for debuffers. Now you have nature who can shit out 3 gold debuffs
>>550045697she's good in team trials i reckon
>>550046031holup, wrong screenshotumazing how my new golshi got a clean sweepIf only that long S sparked, it'd be as close to perfect as my f2p ass can get
>>550046179but does the forced activation mean the gold will be spent or can it still proc on it's own?
>>550046334It can still proc on its own lmao, it’s an insane skill
>>550045745If it makes you feel any better, I got nothing but here's another chiyo>>550045862No one should be banned for posting cropped
>>550046049bwo how is the normal golshi skill better than shooting two golds that don't even have to work on the track or the uma? I never played JP, so genuinely asking. Seems like the strongest skill in the game to me.
>>550045697It's random activation time so awful for accels. Very strong for speed skills but the main use case is for debuffs.
>>550042653>>550039908>>550040747She is so cute.
Is there any reason why I shouldn't just pick the middle option for every Unity race
Looked at year 2 horses and the only ones I like are seeking the pearl, Aston machan and Mr CB…it’s either a saving or a ssr card year
>>550046456someone fix this shit
>>550046479your bonus stats vs team zenith will be lower and your facilities will be slightly delayed
Time for a meltdown
>>550046479If you press middle twice then the top option becomes free because you'll outstat them anyways
>>550046634What a bitch...
>>550046479Your team will level up slower which means you get facility levels up slower so lower overall training stat gains. Lower team rank also gives you smaller team bonus for unity races so you'll be going into the final race with like +20 or +30 all stats instead of +50 which means it's much more likely your team will job.
I don't get it. Why does Opera O hate Cafe so much in Cafe's story
why can't get this on ACE runs?
>>550032014I know the distance is perfect for Flashing Landing, but how often is that skill actually activating?
>>550046413Are you going to take exactly 1 gold? Otherwise its random. If it fires your swinging meastro twice, great you recovered. OG Goldship runs past you and wins. If it fires curvature twice, great, it's mildly better (12%) than OG Goldship's unique and might have worse timing.Are you running NSM? Whoops, procced that double midrace, haha!What's OP about the skill is that you inherit it on Tachyon and fire off a Dominator on any course. Or Mystifying Murmur/All Seeing Eyes on Long. Stuff like that.
>>550046406>here's another chiyoThat does make me feel better about it>No one should be banned for croppedOr for being racist, on fucking 4chan, yet here we are.>>550046456>Funny horse wants to be social with ningen>Door says no
>>550046741But she was thirsty...
>>550045006It's time, get in
>>550045308Your Rice Shower?
>>550046634
>>550046838>but how often is that skill actually activating?She needs someone on her side for ~2 seconds so you'll want a front that can keep up
>>550042319Done! Let's do another, jiggers!I said I'd be using the old link, but I couldn't create a jiggie on it again. So I will create a random link instead.https://jiggie.fun/mVnX52https://jiggie.fun/mVnX52https://jiggie.fun/mVnX52
>>550046413assuming you actually want gold ship to win then yeah default is better because it puts her into a cracked position with end closer stat advantages which is the exact reason she's winning so much right now564 can luck into some cracked combos if you build specifically for it but that's generally going to be really stifling and the longer the game goes on and the more skill creep happens then the less chance you get what you want because every uma starts having multiple pages of gold skillsthere's a reason that it's only used as an inherit on debuffers; even if it only fires one gold skill, you're guaranteed to get fat value out of it, 100% of the time, which can't really happen on any uma designed to win themselves
>>550046513bro your dia, kita, ardan, and palmer?
>>550045745>>550045530Having a good night's sleep with my bros
gyaruzensky
>>550046893If only their trainer had scheduled some wit training for them.
>>550046907THIS IS TERRIBLE!
>>550046413End closers only weakness is that they start late race way behind other styles. Goldshi cheats with her absurd mid game speed unique which pushes her to lates or sometimes even to pace chasers. It's why Goldshi is so strong this CM, she has an 18 second speed boost and then abuses the highest max speed in the game come late race. It's literally impossible for a late/pace to catch her if she passes them at the start of late race unless Goldshi runs out of stamina.
>>550046987You have to use /del on the previous one, or the option to auto delete after a minute.
>>550046794because cafe is literally insane
>>550047126>>550047031G A Y
>>550046713>>550046754NTA but I thought facility level was determined by blue ball bursts, or is that not the case?People kept saying that you had to burst them asap to upgrade facility levels instead of "saving" them
>>550044675Had another one queued up from earlier and decided to click Wit more and grab Pace Savvy (the skills cut off are Pace Savvy, Tail Held High, Slipstream and Playtime's Over) and it just worked the first time, go figure. Definitely replacing Kita with King, Mayano with the Suzuka stamina card and slotting in Marvelous Sunday over Ardan for future runs!
>>550047132Ah, I didn't know. Thanks for the advice.
Boy I sure could go for a piece of cheese on this sunday morning...
>>550036291We just don't know
>>550047232
>>550047258It's based off team attributes, you get those from regular white chevrons, blue explosions and unity winning races, on top of your trainee's indiviaul stats.
>>550047258Facility levels are decided by your team stats, spirit bursts contribute "xp" to leveling up the facilities but winning unity races is the single most determining factor. If you always pick top option you can hit S rank team and level 5 facilities around senior summer. If you go for lower ranked teams it's likely you'll get level 5 facilities never or during URA finale which has a massive difference in your stat gains.
>>550047395>you have sex with Doto>she says she won't goof upHow will she goof up?
>>550034083it's that it's not screaming danchou
I love Ogurin.
>>550044526
>>550046816I get that + fast learner on my ace runsyou need to train your LUCK stat more, 600 minimum for this game
>>550047476
Mid race speed skills are fake and gay, Anchors Aweigh is fake and gay, Uma stan is fake and gay, the only real skills are NSM, Encroaching Shadow, Pump and Behold, EVERYTHING else is fake and gay and make winning HARDER!!!
>>550047482And sometimes Riko events will raise them too.
>>550047129>>550046997>>550047129I thought something like professor of reddit or NSM proccing from this would be absolutely broken, but I guess there aren't that many crazy golds around, now that I think about it
Oh. Oh wow. Admire Vega's unique is really bad. Like really, REALLY bad.I can see why people say to wait for her Christmas alt, that unique looks utterly broken. The contrast is kind of startling.
>>550047826Holy shit
>>550044675Holy shit I'm out of the mines, no URA spark but I'll take getting the blue/pink I need over that! Thanks again for the extra push anon, your advice will come in handy for when I have to finagle together a Sprint parent as well
>>550047395It's my Jersey now Doto
>>550046887Unfortunately true
>bringing a Gold Shit AND a debufferSome of you "people" are not even subhuman
>>550044196based. Only got to get lucky 6-7 times is my plan
>>550033327>>550047316Why the insistence on using KSB? For Corner Adept and Recovery sparks?Also, I'm finding some success with parent runs in Unity lately, since you only need 2 speed cards to reliably hit 800 speed. (e.g. Brian/Windy or Eishin/Windy)I have a Riko of my own though. Also, you would be foregoing the hints from Muteki and only guaranteeing Playtime's Over.
>>550047229Straight
GO GO GO QUEUELOSERS SEED RIGHT NOW
>>550047826Childbirth may be dangerous but her children will never go hungry
>>550047530
GO GO GO
This time for sure I'll make it to A
>>550048262Thats not how breasts wo....actually for horses it might be.
>>550047968>>550048095>Faggot music>Phone black bars>Probably ZoomerGram or FagTokDie and go back to faggit
>>550048012Glad I was able to help, good luck with the farming.
>>550044520Thanks for the TL, anon!
I hate Manhattan Cafe.I seriously fucking hate her.
>>550048095>tiktok cafe
>>550048464It's a classic song, you zoomer faggot.
GET FUCKED REDDITCAP
>gold ship doesn't no stop>taishin doesn't no stop
ATTENTIONI AM GOING TO QUEUE WITH MY TEAM RIGHT NOWTHANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION ON THIS MATTER
...
>>550048506I still don't get why is Opera O so wary of Cafe in here
>>550048168Straight honses are the best
>>550048506What's her problem here?
my goldship didnt proc anchor and won anyway so I guess now is a good time to go
>>550048663Opera O can see Cafe friend because of her sun like radiance creates a shadow even for the invisible friend
>>550048724I'm a big fan of this uma.
>>550048852Helios?
Just realized cinderella gray is on netflix. Looks like we'll be getting a live action uma series soon
>>550048637>DaiscaALL IS PARDONED. Go earn your victories, king.
>enough spirit burst to get the 10+ title>double circles>proceeds to lose final unity cupWhy is this game so shit? It doesn't deserve best mobile game award at all.
GET FUCKED PIGGYS
>>550048872
harpooned
>>550048712None of my opponents in the first race had capped speed
>>550048852I'm a big fan of exhibitionist girls.
groundwork doesn't work with green skills anymore?
THAT'S MY LUNA
>>550049069it does you just got unlucky
>>550049069it's a witcheck
>>550048959>oguri cap will actually be obeseit's so over
>>550048984she is doing her best
sorry orange woman, it's a Teio eats whale world
>>550048663>oh hey cafe!>The ancestral ghost that lives in my head tells me you're a subuma with no soul. Farewell.>...>...doto just, don't talk to her ok
>>550049012bwo you're doxxing everyone!
>>550049095wtf divegrass during CM?
>>550037123a good triple front get so far ahead endlosers can't close the gap
>>550049095Literally
She looks dumb here
>>550049069Unless they've fixed it the skill's display's been bugged since Unity launched and you can't see the groundwork trigger.
A funny coincidence since my wife is actually carrying my team very hard
>>550049224>subuma
Special Week isn't doing anything...
here's your number 1 fave bwo
>>550048132Pretty much yeah, since by then I'll hopefully have 3 or MLB Kita by Aquarius (assuming I don't get fucked on the rerun banner like I did on the inital one, went 260 dry on both focuses) getting discounts on Curvature would be pretty nice since its main downside is being kinda expensive. In hindsight I probably should have been using King from the start, Firm Conditions is also a good spark to have and my spd/power would have been way betterI've got 3LB R Riko that I generally use for Unity so that wouldn't be a problem, though unfortunately my Windy is 0LB atm (maybe that'll change when I pull on the KSB rerun). The real fear I have about parent runs on Unity are Cocon/Glasse at the end, how do you deal with them if you only have 800 speed?
sorry cutie
>>550049402damn I can't compete with that
>>550049370Moral support
>>550049402>>550049454oops
Uumer Muser Mer
News
>>550049305This you?
>>550049370She's in charge of the after race sexo
uhhhh sex with horses or something
>>550049584>Paceskip
>>550049618Twapper...
>8 lengths
>>550049584
i dont really feel like logging in until kitasan's rerun...
>>550049402I can't believe Doto suffered a wardrobe malfunction and still completed the race with her big udders flopping all over the place!
>>550049584Is this the first alt that's weaker than original
>>550049305Not as big of a head as Biwa though ahaha
>>550049618No but you spooked me
>>550049303Holy mummy!
Yuiitsu nukindete, narabu mono nashiwin by distance
>>550049694This is a prostitute...
no filtro no excuses
>>550049736Yeah. Plus the banner is tainted by Gold Shitty as well
>>550049694No one is rolling for this slut, right?
>>550049371
>>550049335You can, but its literally the first thing that shows so you easily miss it.
>>550049736mcqueen? desu i don't have her but remember uma shitting on her unique, not sure if buffs saved her
>>550049584is it better than base rudolf?
My spurtless Hishiama finally won after 17 races! I really need to remake her before finals but I've been getting so unlucky with sparks...
>>550049820>>550049831That's Gold City. Its not your moms.
>>550049694New SSR
>>550049948This one is good, but only for whales.
>>550049618
>>550049694not beating the allegations.....
>>550049534>>550049642She got replaced by the better relief ace. Might have to change NN for a frontrunner/runaway to make sure Taishin gets her recovery though...
>>550049826>>550049869>>550049584K I N O
>>550049948what a cutie pie, shart falcon could never
>>550049941>
>>550049584Too bad this version of her is so weak and restricted into Pace Chaser. It's only nice for an outfit change
uh oh its literally me
>>550049948KAWAII
>>550049948high class prostitute sugoi
>>550050105I still cant believe they made an uma wear bondage gear as race wear
>>550049584>pace >pace>pacelocked into pace? EEEEeew
WE WON 2-1 WE'RE GOING TO THE FINAL WEEKEND!!!!
>>550050148don't doxx me faggot
>>550049948Was worried they'd make the banner before Kita tempting...
>>550049303mama
>>550050210Gold Shit was going to slap her!
hmm which uma should i run.. i know! goldship my favorite uma! :)
>>550050148>gosling reddit cuckgood dox that faggot ass
>>550049694>early race gold velocity debuffis this meant to prank frontrunners wtfit's at least better than default gold shitty i guess
>>550050014>Only 5% Training Effectiveness>Race Bonus not high enough for MANT>Wit Bonus instead of Speed Bonus>Positioning goldHow on earth is this good?
>>550050240i dont get how this soccer tournament thing works
So this is qualifying to Group A feels like
This is horrifying
>Lost against Riko so NSMAAAAAAAAAAIs this glue or can i still cope with her, since it's gambling on pace promotion anyways?
>>550050148PIG BUTCHERED
>>550050240>wonAnon, I...
>>550050360It's pretty.
>>550049426KSB hints are okay but I usually don't consider them due to the huge pool. My parent run hints/events have been focused on 1-2 of: Tachyon Wit, Brian Speed, Eishin Speed, Air Shakur Wit (borrow), King Halo Power (borrow)>how do you deal with them if you only have 800 speed?I usually take 4-6 skills during URA Finale Finals to beat them. Also bring up the track on umalator to know what accel skills are relevant, if that accel skill is good as a spark.
>>550050041Nature isn't your ace?
>>550049584El Presdente (Archer)..>>550049694Gold City (forma Oiran)
>>550049948New SSR pt. 2
>>550050352she has a gimmick after swimsuit goldship comes out to inherit goldships ability and have it fire twice on sprints
>>550050393That was one fat pig.
>>550050431That's a given seeing as it's a SEKAI ICHIBAN KAWAII KAWAII CURREN CHAN card.
>>550050413We won as in /pg/ died from having one less goal than us throughout groups, so we advance to the final weekend
>>550049948>positioning gold
>>550049948disgusting card for disgusting pedo faggots>>550050528insanely based card for based boy lovers that are not pedo trannies
>Suddenly seeing a lot more pace chasers win against goldshitsBut I was told pace chasers are a meme this CM?
>>550050528i want to fuck narita brian
>>550050605calm down, reddit
>>550050605I may be a pedophile but at least I'm not rude.
>>550050528>MLB needed for its Skill Point BonusHard skip
whales are asleep, queue now
>>550050338Based
>>550050634>this post after me defeating a S rank Pace Shower with my 3-Ends teamKek.
>>550050634they are, but if you gamble on getting pace promoted and build with that in mind then they stand a chance
She won!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's it, I'm putting in a pizza
>>550050528>awful all-round stats>hint level 1what is this for?
>>550050897>his 4th fucking pizzaFAT FUCK SPE
>>550050392It's a bit late to build aces and those stats look good enough, if she gets pace promoted or if she's in an oonige lobby she can win, maybe.
>otherwise perfect run sabotaged by unity cupI HATE THIS FUCKING GAAAAAAAME
AAIIIIIEEEEE I DIDN'T KEEP TRACK OF TIME AND I'M 25 MINUTES LATE TO CM ROUND 2 AIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE
>>550049834
>>550050897bwo stop eating so much
I will not pull Gold City and RudolfI will not pull Gold City and RudolfI will not pull Gold City and RudolfI will not pull Gold City and RudolfI have to save for KitasanI have to save for KitasanI have to save for KitasanI will not listen to my dick right now, I need to keep edging
>>550050595Yeah, but we only advanced to SR1 so we're in a shit spot and have to win two extra times to get to RO16.
one more jiggie
the endcloserchads woke up and now I can't activate anchor
>>550050897can you beat our resident record?
>>550050967It's never too late to build aces.
No further comment
MASTERCLASS
I'm seeing a lot of uncapped speed + 1200 stam umas..
HOWOW
Do the end closer debuffs even fucking work? They keep proccing way too early, before they make their final spurt. It never matters.
>>550051027
Sorry, aniki.
>>550051253Do you mean hesitant debuff? That always works, it lowers their current speed. So whether its before, during, or after the spurt its always just as good.
>>550051212Safest bet to reach finals without going full autism
>>550051324lol
>>550051324Okay this is funny
>>550046987Done!Next one:https://jiggie.fun/umajiggershttps://jiggie.fun/umajiggershttps://jiggie.fun/umajiggers
>>550051113I do think I pigged out today but that is a genuinely haunting amount of food to eat in one sitting, fucking hell
>>550050897I'm getting chinese
>S Brian with Long S/Late S jobbed to my A+ Brian with Long A/Late S BrianEh?
>>550050081This is a pure umadol thread, your kind are not welcome here.
I haven't eaten all day except for a slice of stollen this morning
Notice how /uma/ is not shitting on meta picks like they did during the last cm with Taiki Shuttle, Vodkatan or other strong umas. It's very curious that these people have not been bitching and moaning about meta horses unlike the mile cm now that they can train a free horse. Extremely curious, behavior.
I'm never falling for the wit meme again. I have 600 wit and proccing Maestro is still 50/50
P O T E N T I A L
>>550051479elaborate!
My fuarking hero
>>550051343It happens before they all move up, when their speed is low. It's yet to hinder them in any way that I can notice.
>>550051423aieeeeeeeee i missed the bnw kino
>gets in front of her to block her potentialsmart Teio
I really allocated my time wrong, huh?
>>550051078That means we get two extra games of fun!
>>550051253The speed debuff? Yeah, but keep in mind that end closers naturally are 2m/s faster than everyone else because fuck you, so 0,15m/s debuff feels like it does nothing.
>>550051575We shit on Goldshitters here, where have you been?
>>550051220It's always 50/50 baby
>>550051575no one cares not rolling for your garabge gold shit horse or cafe faggotryshes a schizo and opera is right for hating her, keep pure innocent doto away from that disgusting FREAK
>>550051575>t.taikishitter
>>550051575I know this is bait, and I'm absolutely falling for it, but you're genuinely retarded and/or illiterate if you haven't been seeing everyone bitching and moaning about Gold Ship
>>550051628Whether you notice it or not, it is working. Its not dominator though, its a small debuff.
>>550051674some umas are like that
>>550051593我正在享用美食紫色去死吧
>>550051324Your account is going to be bricked going forward now
>>550051674nyoes
I think 1k stamina high wit is better than 1.2k stamina low wit.If both heal did not proc you will die anyway.
>>550051575Every CM people seethe at Gold Ship though
>>550051674Exact same for me but in my case it was 30+ runs for Seiun (0% WR) and 1 run for Fuji, 5 runs for Flash (70% WR combined).
>>550051584Its always funny people are falling for the WIT propaganda 400 is good enough anything higher is just a byproduct of rest avoidance.
Golshi thread pls
>>550051717Two more games of fun for you, two more reasons to kill myself for me.
>>550051324ts is umazing
>>550051820https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUb0b8RF2HQ
>>550051773...wuh?
>maya procs both bofa and cooldown right off the gateMayano I will not landing kiss with you today.
>>550051423bnw...AND URARA WOOO
>>550050739They I played against you, small world
>>550052064>>550052064>>550052064
>>550051479Fuck, this gets me going
My cafe finally won one race, but it was only because her mood was great and everyone else's wasn't lol
>>550051479kung pow meow meow
>>550051479this is french
>>550051584>>550051872Yup 400 is good enough keep your wit low everyone is personally trying to brick you.
>>550051872it's not that 400 is good enough... it's that no wit below 1000 is good enough to actually use the stupid skills so you might as well be a witlet
>>550051764It's not working enough to get them to lose Pace Chasers. My Gold Ship and Cafe are winning by lengths, not enough for the debuff to matter, while all the Pace Chasers, including mine who has the debuff baked into her kit as an ace, get 4th or worse in the majority of races.If it's just a minor modifier in the race between end closers, I may as well just run a third since my Pace Chaser never wins.
>>550051481this CM is simultaneously a whale stat check yet also a skill activation timing luck checkyou need good stats but victory is also determined just by what activates when, so i assume you simply got better NSM timing
>>550051584no bwo its for superior position keep in the first 42% of the race bwo
