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Luna love
>>550052064Roll for the slut, Gold City
horse p*ssy
get out of here maya
Bweeeh
>>550052150But Jordan releases in 5 days
I don't feel so good, I'm not gonna make it
Digitan LOVE
*ahem*Fuck Gold Ship.
>>550052064That pic makes Rudolph looking like she's about to hire Gold City for the night.
>>550052064can't wait to roll for City on Dober's banner
>>550052209How much more of a slut is she than Gold City?
cumming inside Goldshi succulent umanko
another win for my ichiban
golshi game
>>550052248VERY unexpected video
>no S>decide to full send it>succeeds 30-40% left and right>holy shit>end up neglecting witMaybe she'll be usable in finals when it's guaranteed great mood.
>>550052153
CM status /uma/?
>>550052393my rudolf has the same wit and she's been doing a great job
did you get your 5 wins yet?
>>550052064Chang so pretty
>>550052524shut up pedo no one cares for your rotten WHORE
>no.7, no.8, no.9>0/4 so far
It’s simple. We kill the Goldship.
>>550052580Not cool, Falco!Also her tits are massive!
POTENTIAL UNLOCKED
Does Nemesis on Taishin actually do anything? Every time she wins she never activates it
>>550052590
>>550052580First of all, there is nothing wrong with being a pedophile. Second of all, Curren is presented as older teen to young adult, so liking her has no relation to being a pedophile. Third, Curren (the cutest uma in the universe) isn't a "whore".
>>550052704I imagine it would go like thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZcWogAkCr8
>>550052234You only need to win 7 out of 81 races to get platinum3 in round 13 in round 21 in final
>>550052763For a long time I thought Encroaching Shadow was her ult.
my winrate fell by 2.5% on the second day, its not looking good
I'M GOING TO GET LUCKY 7'D
>9th place>Straightaway Spurt>No Stopping Me>Chasing After You>blink>1st place
>>550052281Sure.
After saying she was a jobber on day 1, my Chud decided to go from 5% to 25%. She is also in charge of the after race sexo.
>>550052763If there are a lot of paces and she is accelerating around the final corner, she can proc it and use the velocity to go past everyone.But usually she just procs 0.8 accel and leaves everyone in the dust (and can't proc unique).
THE STRONGEST STAYER OF THE GENERATION
uhhhhhhhh
>>550052763she has the potential to win
>>550052968 (me)I got paintowned, but whatever
Brian LOVE! She looks so gorgeous in this card...
they're fighting each otheri actually don't know who to use as third, no pokket or dantsu flame
>>550053147sex
>>550052948>Fails the wit check
What does sex with Curren chan feels like?
help me out on pullan anons1. festival sluts until I get one or the otheraverage carrot loss: 10kporn value only2. majiro doberaverage carrot loss: 20kbreeding stockdon't need to save carrots for anything ssoon
>>550052786>>550052773
Friendly reminder that you kiddos are winning against little Timmies.
>>550053260Surprisingly tight.
>>550053260not squishy, but firm plaps
>>550053260I don't know because I've never had sex but I imagine it might be difficult at first because of her intact hymen.
>>550053260
>>550052328Jordan pleases old men for (nailpolish) money. City just dresses provocatively.
it feels like there's almost no middle ground this CM, you either match with 800/500 jobbers who didn't give a fuck about playing this one or auto-lose against 1200/1200 long S sweaties
More Creek in s couple of hours.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsnmTcsW2C8
>>550053260like jail LMAO
>>550053432What's a dog doing in there
I lost against witgod..
>>550053541post his golshi's stats
>>550053559kys
ukeru
*makes (You) seethe*
>>550053541post his team
>>550052801
May all Gold Shits die and burn in hell for eternity, amen.
What a brave soul
>golshit spammer having a seething melt downlmao I don't even know who you fucks are but keep spamming I guess
>>550053432Is it really that bad?
please tell me you guys are putting your best WR uma in the correct slot.... right??
>>550053458Super Creek?More like Super PEAK not a reference to oguri fat she's uggo and doesn't bathe
>brown sloptuberIDONTFUCKINGCAREBUYANADSUBHUMAN
>>550053873This is only true in TT and Unity Cup.
>>550053873hmmmm, nyo, i put ryan there. everytime
kek what the fuck
Why am I getting really bad opponents?I thought the first hour was S rank city
>>550053960he is clearly yellow, get your eyes checked
its not looking good
>>550053873not even witgawd would try to do such a stupid gaslight
How is your golshit rape squad doing?
>>550054028anon is bullying...
How does everyone gets stats so high like it's nothing? I've never gotten above 1000 in anything
>>550053659>>550053720forgot to take pic but it was goldshi, mcqueen, nice nature
>>550053873Now this is gaslighting. I'm not even sure if the order matters for even your gate roll
>forgot to upload my ogldshit imageno one cares
>>550054174>use umas with growths in stats you want to raise>use an approriate deck that takes advantage of that so you can minmax stats better>get lucky lmao
I made it into Group A but only because the game took pity on me and gave me two opponents who had absolutely garbage stats, I'm talking one of them had high spd but like 550 stamina on each uma, and the other had like 1000-1100 stamina but 700-800 spd on theirsI thought if I at least won the remaining two races against actually decent opponents, I'd feel like I deserved the placing more. But I got two encounters against omegawhales with 1200/1100/1000 and Long S and got blown out
I might be fucking retarded
>>550054065statistically 33% winrate in second round has 99% chance to get to finals
>>550053873how is the guy that spent like 2grand whaling on the game not fielding S umas?
AHHHHHHHHHH PUT IT BACK PUT IT BACK
>>550054184>600+ wityeah, that's an annoying golshi to play against
whats is your favourite honse?
>>550054309WE FUCKING HATE CHESTNUTS HERE
>>550054290depends on the median. If the 33% all come from one outlier round and the rest you went 0 or 1 wins you are shafted
>>550054309The one that looks like Happy Meek...
potential...
>>550054309leopard, because i like dalmatians
don't understand why you still can't watch replays of races you skipI ain't watching every single race in a parent run but I sure want to know why the fuck I end up 14th in hopeful stakes
Are you guys even trying?
I'm glad there hasn't been someone stupid enough to start URA with a borrow on accident in these past few days. I am proud
>>550054309black bay
Oof sorry no Ichiban for you
>>550054174Never? Not even Bakushin just click speed runs?What kind of decks are you using
>>550054515So they can just make up the results and rig the race against you
>every fucking sloptuber says pace is a terrible position>minimum of 5 pace every raceHUH
>>550054515if you close and reopen the app after the results you can
my FUARKING heroes
>>550054309you can't convince me leopard horses exist
>>550054292he is fieldin only one lmao S umas tho
>>550053873Where is his Seiun Sky? I thought he's oshigaming
kyuuban gorudo shippuhachiban gorudo shippunanaban gorudo shippu
aren't we getting too cocky in round 1?
>>550054309>Bakushin dun
>>550054564that was me 2 hours ago
>>550054507>Snapchat-9064281562anon, are you posting actual doxxes today?
jiggie
>>550054624unholy soullessness
>>550054174What's your deck and parents? people get high stats thru strong decks or high rolling thru a lot of attempts and inheriting the stat they don't want to train
Sex with Verxina
>>550054682its just autistic goldfaggots trying to sound mighty on their... HIGH HORSEbait fags will always spam their EPIC VICTORY from the noob rounds, then be quiet as hell the moment we go into round 2 or the finals>>550054762god shut up and make a thread
>>550054694SON OF A`
>>550054676it's fake he's running Seiun and 2 debuffers
>>550054618If Pace gets NSM they also win. NSM game
>>550054713He's probably the same guy that makes those troll 3D jiggies
>>550054684
>>550054650?
>Whiff straightaway spurt>Whiff no stopping me>Win anywaysIt was the late race uma stan proc
>>550054650have you ever seen a cow in a movie? That's a leopard horse
>>550054618Rice too sexy to not run.
>>550054564But I do all my borrow runs on URA?
>>550054450if the 33% came from one set of 5 races you got 5/5 and A finals33% has to be in round 2 of course>>550054713i've never used snapchit does the filename matter
>>550054876
>>550054682Let them be. My team was crafted to dominate round 2 anyway.
>>550051423Another one done!https://jiggie.fun/umajiggershttps://jiggie.fun/umajiggershttps://jiggie.fun/umajiggers
>>550052801>Third, Curren (the cutest uma in the universe) isn't a "whore".This is what Curren "fans" (her paying customers) actually believe.
>>550054937>does the filename matterit just means its a picture he received on snapchat, ergo its something someone sent him
Doing pretty good today at two 4/5 runs, but so far I just can’t beat a fully powered Mayano Top Gun, who has both the important accels and her personal ult to win out in the final spurt, as opposed to Goldship who has to use weaker inherited ones
>>550054803
>>550054682happens every time
My umas have 50% WR, if you lose to them you're gonna get washed at round 2. If you beat em my few lengths you're gonna make it213393502133935021339350
>>550055042it's something someone sent a person (the eyes in the middle) that he sent to me
>>550054174Did you enjoy your beta test?Yes? Reroll for Kitasan 3LB Kitasan and pity her at 200 pullsYes but dont like rerolling?Enjoy open league and just pull for umasNo?Quit the game its very jewish
I lost all my races
Good night friends!!!
What trainees do you have, anons?
>>550054694>>550054803>>550055090i want to kiss this 6head
>>550055139>Enjoy open leagueAlready am, have been since last CM, it's super fun and the opposite of sweatlording, which is what you're doing you sad sack of PIG shit.
>>550055162gn
>>550055163Not enough... all uma banner can't come soon enough.
>>550055163exactly the ones I pulled for and no more
>>550054309For me, it's grey hors
>>550054682I only need 1 win in round 2 idgaf
Soon.
I need to get a better fuku.....
>>550055139We DON'T shame people for choosing open league in this house!
>distance'dThe perfect NSM into ult is just nuts.
>>550055148you tried, and that's what counts
I haven't seen a single Cafe win so far
>>550055163I'll show you the ones I'm missing.
>>550055163these ones, i need to pull for more umas
>>550055162Umasumi!!
>>550054971
That's my daughter
Isn't gambling great?I hit that 2% so often I should play the lottery.
>>550055310I like fanart where they depict the loli umas with their original color
>>550055104what the fuck bwo
>>550055243retard open league has its own share of minmaxing, its more annoying to do than graded
>in EraUMA Rudolf imprints on you in her childhood (you were at the time an assistant-trainer that worked with the Symboli household)huh
Cows
>>550055492>said the yuritrannywhile I agree you're still a yuritard and need to be shot in the head
>go 3/5 3/5 5/5 in todays first three runs>pay the 30 carats for the last set>1/5This fucking game man
>>550055530how is it more annoying
>>550055551does erauma work with the usual textractor/translator that you can use in megaten/tw?
wtf I saw a runaway Suzuka
>>550055639>he boughted
>>550055492Same, it's fun
>>550055608>obesses indotard browntoidjesus christ nigga touch grass
>>550054935this
>>550054804>2 debuffersDisgusting behavior. Even more than Goldshitters
>>550055665you have to make sure you dont get B+, its a tedious process for anyone that knows
>>550055551Everything is a reference, all of it.
>>550055492Very cute, anon. Thanks for sharing.
Any Haru winners yet?
rice only good for pantyhose footjobs
What happens once MANT comes out and we can't get No Stopping Me from Unity Cup? Do we all start running the Yeppers Wit SSR?
>>550055163I'm actually kinda regretting asking, because now I'm seeing that everyone and their mom has Oguri and Taiki and must face the reality that this bullshit game will never let me have them
>>550055674not to my knowledge but there is a thing on git that if used, will automatically google translates everything in game
>>550055608what?
>>550053873you guys hate this guy so much you'll believe any shitpost about him no matter how obvious it is
I'm actually seething at how few times maestro is proccing. 2 stamina golds was not a gaslight, bwos
>>550055850you have 7* navigator sparks, and we go back to running real skills
>>550054618Not seriru, that's why I had Tachyon as pace
>>550055885well shit, i guess i didnt scroll down far enough, thanks anon
>>550055848She's good for marriage too
>>550055807
>>550055780>>550054676Front Rice and Suzuka Ace Seiun
I love you guys
>>550055848Rice will do anything you ask for (she's too demure to refuse)
holy shit she used her unique!
>>550056047y-you too
>>550055793save all your points until the end then use a calculatorI don't see the issue
>>550056163>rice got DEI trained...
>>550055310Greys are the best.
>>550055971I still don't understand his Guts decks. Why not just run Stamina cards if you're not going to click Guts Rainbow?
>>550055704That's for Rabbit
>>550056163Yes, very diverse sex positions during stamina training
>>550056047S-sorry, I only have eyes for my danchou...
>>550056194you get B+ on stats alone in Unity if you don't know when to stop training
......
>>550056079but did it actually do anything?
finished cafe's career. really kino>mfw "Silent successor"I did want to ask for the future is there a difference in cafe's career with the alt? or the same?
I got lucky with the 3/5 yesterdayI went 3/15 today holy shit
F2P room, no pigs allowed 97892230
>>550056047Fuck you guysSame
>>550056253>Guts trains guts speed AND power (important)>stam trains nothing but stam and gutsit really isnt that difficuilt>stam gets high through pal and parents
didn't ask
>>550056353Alts only have 1 event mid career about the costume, it's the same.
>>550056305I haven't trained for open league in Unity cup yet
>>550055104My man. My Creek doesn't even have NSM. My golshi only has S speed. What happened out there? You can't be losing to the wolf pack.
>>550056349yeppersnobody procced NSM on the lobby for some reason, so her unique actually made the difference
>>550056284naruhodo...
>>550056353alts only add 3 costume events replacing the 3 regular ones, but i'm a globalbab so no idea if that changes in future alts, like cinderella oguri
>>550056302But danchou said I was his special one!
3-4-5-5 today. 30/40 total.This is my best CM performance yet so far, hope it continues.
>>550056407If Guts ended up at 541 >>550055971 that means he barely trained Guts, and only used TE to train Speed and Power.
>>550055848SNIFFFFFFFFSLURRRRRP
>>550056404
>>550055848rice doesnt wear pantyhose, retard
>>550056042>using Vivlos as an avatarThis fag really is ruining Vivlos' image. Also couldn't he be copyrighted for doing that? Using an umamusume avatar on a monetized stream?
>>550056586i agree
>>550056493You understand the concept of rabbit, right?
>>550056163>steamy solidarity>diverse program
>This dumb whore lost the Debut Race
>>550056772Do YOU understand the concept, the concept of love?
>>550056003this
>>550056791gross
late to the CM party tonight but all end closers can still get fucked
>>550056387Holy fuck where did you get Keeping the Lead
blud is using runaway suzuka on long
>>550056772yes? maybe? Setting a very fast front runner running a very hihg speed to make the pace chasers run faster? Is that it? I have zero meta knowledge
>>550056891She looks so fucking retarded.
>>550056449Must've missed both recoveries
>>550055607>still half a year till Inari releases as the first proper shortstackgrim
>>550056891
Poor Seiun Sky never wins, at best she gatekeeps cheeky Pace Chasers who got Angling.
>>550056730I guess if you warned John Cygames about it he'd take him down
>>550056956dont stare at the rabbit anon
>>550056940If he's also running Seiun/DaiSca prepare to get fucked
Man I didn't think this Condor was THAT bad. I don't even know who to replace her with and I don't want to play seriously until post-kita rerun.
Oof, day 1 got me acting confident with 19/20 and day 2 knocks me back down with 17/20.
FIRST MATCH AND IM MATCHED WITH A PIGGY ALREADY
>>550057083>bad moodglue, you'll be fine
>>550056938Seiun sky anon
>>550056253>>550055971They're usually an example of a free2poor deck with strong stam legacy. Also he said this tachyon isn't even expected to win
>>550057030don't tell me what to do
>>550056956that's exactly it. give the fronts/paces more separation from ends and a target to proc NSM
>>550057030>>550056772
>>550057180ANON YOU CANT STARE AT THE RABBITTHATS HOW YOU LOSE
>>550056991
>>550057061>pacethanks for the free NSM target
>>550057102
>>550057083Centurial Overlord's period cramps...
>>550052064damn I didn't remember geisha gold city coming out this early, hopefully her exploit still works
>>550056218Almost like diversity is strength
how does the big nige rabbit strat work and does it work on the next cup
>>550057075genuinely how does this guy, /uma/'s finest, lose matches
I wanted to ask but who is Leckermaul? I heard it a reference to sunday silence because he liked sweets but I doubt it
How is Festival City compared to Base City?
>>550057241Is this even about the rabbit anymore? Was it EVER about the rabbit?
Just run maverick + pace, finals will be full of ends and late debuffers
What's everyone's wr tongihtI'm 12/359/20 yesterday btw
>>550057362It's explained later on in the career.
Why are people training for scorpio when xmas Oguri isn't even out yet? She's just going to invalidate all your prepwork.
>>550057365cute lickable toes
>>550057365niche mile debuffer
>>550057365She's better I think, she's decent for this CM, her next alt is much better
>>550057337exactly the opposite for honses
>>550057365sidegrade in skills but has actual growths
>>550056305>I just can't stop traaainiiing>I'm just too good
>>550054618still can't believe people ate the lie about pace being bad because muh stamina consumption, they have been the best strategy ever since the game released
>>550057372>Today I'm in charge of the RAPE squad
>>550057519all the 14 8 8 growths are funny
>>550057372I will make all of these beautiful girls champions.
>>550057428I use my waifus so meta horses don't factor in
Best umapyoi position?
Taishin!
>>550057428I want to play the game
>>55005740320/40My matches are decided by me running out of stamina or not which I think means I'm gonna go 20/40 in second round as well
>>550056927End Closer Cafe is thematically kino though, shooting up from 9th to 1st like a creeping shadow
>>550057689Missionary with kissing and leglocking
>>550054993>reddit tachyon wonIt's not over yet...https://jiggie.fun/umajiggershttps://jiggie.fun/umajiggershttps://jiggie.fun/umajiggers
>>550057689Depends on the uma
>>550057428>Why are people playing the gameWhy are you autistic?
>>550057574I know Dia is a succubus but surely the other girls wouldn't.
>>550053641finger hearts
Another humiliating showing at a champions meetwhy the fuck do I bother, the 30 carats a day isn't worth this fucking embarrassment
Mcqueen is pretty fucking good on Golshi hereI can feel it when it activates
>>550057428we've been over this multiple times nowno one ever makes a mid-CM release uma worth using for that CM
Can someone explain how this shit works.I have 9 End Closer sparks and 9 Long sparks from my parents.I have done over 21 runs and not a SINGLE time, NOT A SINGLE TIME, has the Long sparks proc'd and given my uma Long S, every single time its just End Closer S, what the fuck is going on? they should have the same odds no? How the fuck am I supposed to both get S?
>>550057126Good luck in your CM clubbro
/uma/ said my team didn't meet the stam check/uma/ said my team needed more gold recoveries/uma/ said my team was gonna die before they even see the finish line/uma/ didn't know my team is fueled on dreams!
>>550057857affinity?
>>550057403THE RAPED (Me)/40
>see end closer doto posted>fuck it let's try>somehow got her to EC A/ Long S>no spurt>1.1k spd, less than 700 pow>she still won 5 races in a rowI BELIEVE NOW
>>550057807lol what a loser, im getting victories in open
>>550057760Whoops, forgot the image.
>>550057428After what happened with SMaru, I'm inclined to not care anymore about meta umas
>>550057904Double circles
>>550057798>but surely the other girls wouldn't.
>>550057689front
Daily reminder that Longkino is the thinking man's distance
>>550057083>>550057124Didn't even stand a chance
I have never gotten more than 3 wins per round...still winning thought, that's what matters
>>550057874Y-you too
>>550057890just a bit of banter bwo
>>550057372Hard mode: They're in heatDante must die mode: you're also their age
>16/20 today>those 4 losts were lucky NSM procs by shitters Finals is gonna piss me off
>>550057991that doesn't mean much. pink spark proc chance is base affinity to the branch if I understand the gene guide.
>>550058059I don't get how you're supposed to run double ningen. I've tried it before and it feels like the dates are actually bait because there's no fucking time to use them all.
>>550058134your 16/20 wins were lucky NSM procs too...
>>550057996Once again I become the raped..Will Buena be gentle?
>>550058059>only 1 nsm>didn't make it into the podiumyou're a certified shitter
>>550057061>A&S pace promote>Also NSMlet me guess your other two are a gold ship and maya
>>550058198when they give the same or better stats than training wit wouldyou're not supposed to get through all of them
>>550058198It only works if you have an excellent/whale deck
>>550058216Nuuuu, it was his amazing skill and superior intellect
>>550058224Only if you're her true CF, otherwise you'll be ignored.
>>550058059>3:02.3does that mean my picrel would've won?
>>550058198I run it and it works pretty well, but it depends on you having the right parents too if you need certain skills. I run it for TT mainly for now and force umas with +20% speed
>>550057743And lore accurate https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNNO8I7ej7A
Yesterday my Cafe carried hard and my Top Gun jobbedToday it was the exact opposite... weird
I'm trying to make a long Ryan Parent. Is this the kind of deck to use on parent runs? This should get my Playtime, THH, Spurt and Slipstream at least
>>550058395Oh, sorry, I bumped a server rack, let me fix it
>>550058053>thinking man'sYou're literally a whale if you can hit 600 wit. It's a brainlet stat check
last post for spechud
>>550057689doggy so you can yank on their tail and push their head into the mattress
>Cooldown procs exactly at gate start>it's almost as if it's GroundworkI keep dying because of this
>>550058216No it was my incredible spurts
>>550058198>reduces your training energy cost>saves you from dead turns>lots of skill points
>newfags are unaware of the yukata Gold City exploit you're gonna get raped by an SS monster next CM and cry about it online
How do I convince Cafe to piss in my mouth?
>>550057428I'm actually not training for scorpio since I'm upgrading my kitasan in like 3 days so I'm just TTmaxxing
I have no idea what's wrong with my goldship
>>550058348Predator eyes
>>550058602Bait used to be believable
>>550058694>This>A predator
Fuck all of you faggot gaslighters saying oshi pvp is fun. Never again
>>550058713no it didn't
>>550058604You can't, but you can convince Sunday Silence to convince her
>>550058649>low wit>miss recovery>late spurt>deserved for using goldshit
she managed to win somenice
>>550058649she caught terminal ligma
gold clitty
>>550058604Coffee is diuretic, just make her in-umane amounts of it.
I swear to god Lie in Wait never fucking procs
special needs suffering brings me immense joy
>>550058739HDR-kun, is that you!?>>550058843CuteTR
>>550058251I can understand not going through all of Tazuna's, I guess? But going through all of Riko's seems pretty important since it's so much stam/guts.>>550058257I can make pretty similar decks with Kita/Riko/Tazuna/Bakushin MLB and borrowing Rice. I guess I don't have a strong power card, though.>>550058596I mean I get how the cards work and I perma slot Riko. Tazuna feels a bit overkill for turn economy, though.
>>550058792what's terminal?
>>550055163I wish I had Biwa. I lost the gamble of getting her without pity secured so now I will have to suptix her. I also plan on rolling for Xmas Biwa.
>>550058739oshi pvp is a psyop created by whales to trick you into throwing your games
>>55005740335/40i'm a soulless witlet meta sheep
>>550058428Are parent runs better in unity?
>>550058960tom hanks movieez nuts
>>550058602My mind is steel, my heart is iceTo roll for her, would be so niceI must endure for many nightsOr be stay bricked in this life
>>550058739>S rank uma>doesn't believe in his oshiLet me guess, pace chaser?
>>550058735Everybody's gotta eat
>>550058819I forgot to write "drink"
Rice is... a big niger?
>>550059013>Are parent runs better in the mode that gives you a fuck ton of skill hints and stats?
>>550058713it's not bait tho, she has an exclusive event that gives her a good amount of stats and skill points for doing extra G1s
>>550058941>But going through all of Riko's seems pretty important since it's so much stam/guts.and nothing is freeif you can get those same stats and more by training instead, then you train20 stam/guts is good but 30 energy is better, and that's what you date her for
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
having oonige in the room kinda make it hard to trigger NSMeveryone is so spread out
>>550059008>iron will>Winning I kneel
>>550059013? I was going to run unity, hence the riko. It even says scenario link on her
>>550058739>not using everything available to make your oshi winlearn from >>550056042
>>550058739My poorly built Brian won 6 races
>>55005740330/40Seeing Tachyon take some wins when everything goes wrong gives me hope.
>>550058198I think I get it... it's called having the whole fucking deck be SSR MLB
my body is a machine that turns 3 CM entries into 30 carats
>>550058198use them literally whenever, you have 10 of them
My mayanocchi is actually so fucking good wtf, not even my goldshit with better stats can actually beat her. And lets not talk about cafe, cant even win a fucking race for some reason.
>>550058904
I wanted to build a late surger Oguri for this CM but I was gaslighted by a Youtuber that late surgers were bad on this CM, were they right? The team I went for at the end was 2 ends and one pace and so far I'm doing good.
>>550058739You have to build your team for your oshi. Real oshifags just make two debuffers and a cracked oshi. Brian is pretty good on this map
My Teio really can't escape even after activating head-on and A&S and perfect curvature timing. My best scenario is late/end closers jobbing their activations
>>550059043Very true, even by dear wife has to consume the food>>550059034>Wanted to reply "Terminal Deez Nuts"What you wrote is a million times funnier
my performance is all over the place this CM bwoFinale is going to suck
Chads running Rice Shower and then there's this faggot >>550058739
! Late Start! Late Start! Late Start
>>550059484what are the winrates for smaru and goldship?
>>550057428>actually pulling on xoguri bannerjust wait a month and save up for the god banner for xoguri and multiple spookspulling on xoguri banner has a decent chance to render your account useless if you pull the ugly glasses freak that will make your uma stable reek
>>550058739my oshis are goldship and xoguri though
>>550059343I tried using Eishin and she jobbed so hard it made me want to uninstall, don't even bother with late
>>550059374CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE
!!!!!!!!!!!!I finally got Manhattan Cafe
>>550059129You USUALLY want specific hints, not million random-ass hints. Also URA is faster to clear and has URA spark. Unity spark is kinda shit. The slightly higher stat gain in unity is irrelevant for a parent. The only downside of URA is that you need to carefully choose your deck, because just plomping your best ssrs in might result in tons of skill points but nothing to buy. That's never a problem in unity, because you get so much random hints. And NSM.
I fucking hate this donkey
>>550057403Feels like I ran into more debuffers this time around which nuked my Cafe out of existence
motherfucker
>>550059343They're the worst but I've seen plenty make it work. If your deck and legacy is strong enough you can borrow Roy speed for Lie Low otherwise I'd get a fantasy grass wonder parent inherit superior heal, get Swinging and gamble on NSM same as anyone
>>550059104Do you still care about activating their dates before classic year? Missing Iiko's isn't bad, I suppose, but no THH kinda sucks. Also last time i tried double ningen I was making front runners, so I wanted to finish Tazuna for Concentration. And 2 speed 2 wit 2 ningen meant I needed to finish out Riko usually to hit stam reqs.
>4-1>4-1>4-1>pay carats>0-5
I'm worried that round 2 is where I take a nose dive.
>>550058739Works for me
>>550059343They are bad. The only way for you to win as a Late Surger is1) Pump in to NSM2) You get NSM and nobody else does3) NSM and then pray for Straightaway Accel gambleAs opposed to Ends who1) Just need to get NSM because Spurt is guaranteed2) Managed to pace and speed up at a good time with Spurt (aka Gold Ship's bullshit unique)3) Stat check scrubs with Long S + Spurt + green skills because the late race distance is so longOguri Cap loses her sovless status because Triumphant Pulse isn't good this CM, because again the late race is so long whoever got the NSM and Spurt is so far ahead a Speed boost in the last 200m won't help you. Triumphant Pulse might win you maybe 1/20 tight races while Gold Ship's Anchors, Cafe's Chasing, Taishin's Nemesis will win you like 1/5.
Congratulations on your first win Biwa! I'm proud of you!
>>550059673I see. I will just do 3 parent runs daily with borrow so the cleartime isn't an issue but the other things are worth to think about. Thank you
>>550059649Nice!
>end is so bad wtf they always job to pace>late is so bad wtf they always job to late>pace is so bad wtf they always job to end/late>front is so bad wtf they always job to end/late/paceno running style is good for you fuckers huh
It's Teiover
jiggers...
>>550059554Maru is 15%Golshi is 50%honestly, Maru's NSM trigger rate is very inconsistent. she only has one shot on Suzuka and that's itbut she's a nice backup ace
>>550060108I only run what my tubers tell me to
>>550059343my rudolf has the same winrate as my goldship but then again it's Long S turf S while my goldship is A so lol
>>550060024HOLY FUCKING BASED
>>550060024based Nature fan
>>550060108>end is so bad wtf they always job to pacenobody says this aside from shitters
me with Teio
>>550059746
>>550060108End closers is objectively overpowered on every race that doesn't start the spurt on a corner
I know it's round 1 but goddamn is it fun to see>distance
Oh nonono Toreina... What happened to all that confidence and bragging from yesterday? You were showing off about MackQueen and Rice winning and thinking you're so good because jobber Gold Ships who couldn't even reach 800 Stam and casuals who didn't even know to buy Spurt were racing you. Is day 2 harder? We're not even on Round 2 yet when all the casuals with no Long S, no Spurt, barely reaching 1000 Speed and 800 Sta are filtered.Oh nononono Toreina. Did that 10 inch schlong shrink to a 1 inch one now?
>>550059578>multiple spooksOh yeah I'm so fucking excited to get an anime Teio, full armor Fukukitaru and Akebono.
This is Gold Ship's game and never forget it.
>>550060342sauce?
QUEUE NOW
i'm getting my shit fucked by mayano in most of my matches, why did you people tell me she's bad?
vroom
>>550059578erm if you just want xoguri you have better odds on her banner... the allspark is if you want idk wife groove and you missed her
>>550060426Teio you are running on round 2 too...
>>550060354all the golshi, taishin, and mutated cafe I've seen end up jobbing hard oigomi is just shit
>>550060426Now let's see Teio's twinkle monthly
>>550060426This face gives me instant erections
>>550060573cute
Seems like in EraUMA Rudolf's story will focus on her being changed from "Luna" into "Symboli Rudolf - The Emperor" and how the expectations put on her by her family are affecting her in a negative way. There already was a scene of stress-induced vomiting and her losing consciousness and this is before I've even scouted herchink writing huh
>>550060573
>pace chasers can't win anything>swap out my 3rd ace for a nsm-less long a gold ship>she gets a higher wr than my long s cafe Fuck this game.
funny how you never see golshit game niggers act up on medium and mile CMs for their so called favorite uma, they know they can only talk shit on the tracks tailor made for them
>>550057760One more done...I can't stop...https://jiggie.fun/umajiggershttps://jiggie.fun/umajiggershttps://jiggie.fun/umajiggers
Time to get destroyed in round 2 and win in the group B finals.
>>550060597>spaghetti with pannacotta
>>550060714Bwo I can't read chinese...
>>550060714>EraUMAWhat's that?
>>550060108the game is essentially rock paper scissors. If one or maybe both your opponents are countering your golshi, then she will not win.
>>550060760Gold Ship dominated the medium CM though?
>>550060760It just so happens that goldshit oshi bros have many oshisIt's just a coincidence that these umas are the top 3 from each particular cupA wonderful coincidence!
>>550060760many such cases
>>550060741>using the golshi card on day 2/round 1It's Teiover...
I HATE TOKAI TEIOI SERIOUSLY FUCKING HATE HER
>>550059578You forgot your Oguri pic
>>550057403I want to redo my Ryan before I try again. She has sub 400 wit, and is a brick.
>>550060210what are your stats and skills on maru?
My oshis? Gold Ship, Mayano Top Gun and Narita Taishin
I'm thinking Gold * sweep!
>>550060426TEIO STOP TEASING OTHER TRAINERS AND GIVE ME A WIN
KAICHOU
>>550058739Oshi only works when you get matched with shitters. It's all luck in the end.
>>5500574036/15 yesterday1/15 todaythanks to my dumb luck yesterday I'll be 0/30 in round 2
>>550060908Oisu!
>>550060641You are supposed to make your lies believable.
she finally won one
Is this scrub hour? I just went 5 3 3 with my 3 free attempts and my team isn’t even good.
>>550061231Bro... Why are you still playing on URA...
>>550060641Post proof
>>550061231>long s suzukaholy based
>>550058739you are just bad vro, my S fuku wins all the time
>>550057403Yesterday>5/15Today>8/15Hopefully it'll go up
Paizuri team struggling against the avalanche of Gold Ship/Taishin teams today...
>>550061231was there a second runaway suzuka in the lobby?
my taishin is kneeling........
I want to see all this talk of "jobber here and there" tomorrow after Round 2 starts
>>550061343I'm too lazy to make another collage, the real CM starts tomorrow anyway
>>550061324I guess so.
>>550060843just put into google translate, it gets the point across>>550060848Era was first constructed as a text-based erotic slave trainer game. People modified it and made various others, including a touhou dating sim, a touhou strategy game, a Shin Megami Tensei game, and the chinks made EraUMA, which is Umamusume without the gacha and with sex
>>550052064I LOVE THIS CM
>>550061604Fuku looks so fat in that photo capture
>>550061604This will do.Good job Fukubro.
>>550061405Nyooo you were doing so well yesterday...
why are paces so shit?
real niggas will be rolling for wit Curren tomorrow as it's the best wit card until CB
my own team keeps cucking my oshi out of wins... so many 2nds but no 1sts yet
>>550061654>
>>550061604>SThis won't do.Bad job Fukushit.
>>550061804peak
>>550061740Second round went better but there's still 2 Gold Ships in almost every match. It seems like everyone panic-built a Gold Ship last night.
>>550061721I got her pregnant to improve her performance bro, she has the power of two umas now
>>550061804it's interesting to think about how we will never get to play this version of umamusume
>>550061827I know it's you VILLAIN, Maru wouldn't say that
>>550061745Maybe you're just shit?
Why did they release Dober AFTER a Kyoto CM? Is Cygames stupid?
>>550061918I believe that global can climb past the Great MANT wall and make it to year 4
>>550061804funny how this got avoided by implementing the first anni buffs earlier, killing SMarunow if they add evolved skills just to fuck with XOguri the meltdown would be hilarious
>>550058243Golshi and Creek who also has lone wolf
>>550061918instead we get endcloser spam meta...
>>550061918Is it because of oonige? We can probably still see this in long CM thanks to NSM
>>550061918I'm grateful we got that balance patch that destroyed the meta.You see such a diverse amount of umas in CM, everyone is trying their own stuff.
>>550062048Who 'wins' from the Evolved Skills update if it drops early? I recall Taiki and Suzuka being pretty good
>>550061745They have so many requirements to hit just to win long CMs.>have 1000 stam and 2 reliable gold>be lucky pace>activate highlander right before late-race>activate head-on>activate prof of curvature>activate A&S>pray no one from end closers activate NSM early>need to have last spurt velocity skillsor>activate It's On! from another pace/front or activate NSM from another pace/front>do things said aboveAnd even all of these their win isn't guaranteed. Meanwhile Late Surgers/End Closers just need to activate NSM
>>550062059>I have two pace and an end all with NSM and my pseudofront condor isn't winning in the "whoever activates NSM wins" race
>>550062138basically everyone else
>>550061804we will get evolved skills with 1st anniv event and everything will be good. If people actually roll for oguri thinking the evolved skill patch won't come early after half anniv patch i don't know how blind people can be
>>550062202>rollThe majority will be swiping for it.
>>550061804Alt history bad end scenario
I just got 4 wins with the most dogshit team of ALL TIME HOLY FUCK
>>550062138Taiki, classic Maru, classic Oguri, Bono, are the biggest winners. other umas like Curren who have debuffs as their golds also get buffed as they get extra effects, like also giving speed or accel, so they aren't wasted SP anymore
>>550062367i dont really think taiki and oguri need a buff
I hope my daughter appreciates the effort I put into getting two plushies of herself
long/medium cms are so shit. Bring back the mileKINO
>>550062187EXCEPT OG TEIO
Not bad, not bad at all. Perhaps you should try bringing some better umas next time..
>>550062202I want to be Grass' prisoner of love
>>550061409no, she was the only front, everyone else had goldship taishin cafe mayano
>>550062505Seiun needs a boobjob.
man i love cafes career. Shame that despite getting rainbows ultra early I somehow barely got 2 rainbow stacks the entire career. Should've been an easy S rank with hot spring... well at least finally got to see it.
>>550062505>Gemini Gold
>>550062442I disagree
Would Cafe let me cum inside her?
What's "Swinging Maestro" in German?
I pulled seiun and falco and ended up never using them because I got no whale cards and no yugenige
>>550062754Nope
>>550062754Would her friend let you pull out?
>>550062137>everyone is trying their own stuffAnyone I see in my lobbies not strictly running meta umas for this cup is basically just giving up with sub-1000 statline umas. People end up gravitating to meta no matter what even if it's slightly different than whatever per-established one there was.
>>550062176My Creek doesn't even have NSM and she managed to win 1 (one) match. Just turf + Long S. I just wanna see everyone succeed. Even my Blockshin got a win during the first mile CM. No one deserves to lose every single match.
Is 3 LB Kitasan still not enough to get consistent Speed training? This bitch never rocks up to Speed training at all...
>makween whiffs maestro>also gets rushed>still doesn't get stam killed at 1050 staminaHuh?
>>550062480>middle-raceGoddamn
>>550062754Yes, but after her morning cup
>>550062596But Seiun naizuri...
Soulful lineup, a tachyon won
rate day 2 of cm6
Rare Gold * win.
>>550062965it's good enough to the point that i dont feel compelled to spend any more carats chasing MLB, but there's definitely some runs where kitasan just decides to jack off in guts for awhile
>>550063076All three of my aces won at least once/10
>>550063076exactly the same as day 1, boring/10. All that matters is recoveries and NSM, and the rest of the race can be safely skipped
>>550056650
>>550063105The gal yankee nerd combo
>>550062987>he fell for the stamina griftrecommended 1000 stam + 2 golds for next CM btw
>>550062965Even at MLB she will do that btw
>>550062138Taiki, Maru, Opera and Bakushin evolved skills looks hot.
Has anyone been experimenting with guts build for the Scorpio cup? High guts can abuse the long final straight to build up crazy speed with dueling, but I don't know a good statline to aim for or how much stamina to sacrifice for guts/wit. Any anons who are trying this strategy have any advice?
>>55006307617/20
>>550062442their evolved skills aren't particularly better than anyone else's, they just stay goode.g., the only difference between base and xmas oguri is that the base gets an option to turn gourmand into a smaller heal but a big midrace velocityit doesn't fix umas that have a shit unique and it makes the ones with okay uniques and shit golds worth considering
>>550063076Pic related
I want to roll for NY Gold City but I need Dober, fuck fuck fuck.
>>550062965her specialty priority literally doubles when you go from 3LB to MLB
>>550062987dont forget to get 2 golds next CM!
>>550063076Round 1 was hilariously easy. Round 2 is going to be fucking devastating, all the proper ingredients are there. It’ll only be people who pass the minimum requirements.
>>550063076everyone just seems to have given up this CM is so shitty lol
learn your PLACE before the best mejiro
>>55006307615/20bretty goodgonna get fucked in round 2
i dont win often in this CM but i still find it hilarious when my cleric grass wonder wins because as soon my opponents whiff their recovery skills or get drained by stamina debuffers my grass cleric just slowly catches up to themits so funny to see the face of tired umas struggling to keep up
!!! ATTENTION !!!TODAY is Hanshin Juvenille Fillies (out of 10!). To commemorate such an occasion I present the Filly Festival! Enter your best filly (juvenille or otherwise) to see who gets crowned the festival queen! Race starts in 45 minutes.555442855554428555544285
>>550063404Palmer?
>>550063076i'm going to kill myself
>>550062915I dont have time to do parent mambo jumbo breeding shit and just play whatever uma get me to 1200 speed, I dont even care if its even just A all across style distance turf.My experience with pace current is downright horrid, is it my fault late front and ends have alot of good skills currently available
>>550063076About as good as day 1, which was already more than I expected.
>>550063484Hey buddy they told me you need to stop posting this kind of stuff or they're gona take action soon
>>550063076Boring destroying people who clearly didn't try at all or enough.
>>550063404>best mejiroArdan isn't trainable yet.
>>550063404But Ramonu isn't available in game yet.
>>550061405I ended up going 1-4-5-4, losing only to whale Gold Ships. Post-race paizuri secured!
>>550063404a little early for dober
Hey everyone, Whalechad here. Thanks for all the funny posts of your f2p win rates. I'd say it's cute if it just wasn't so pathetic that you feel you are some big shot now just because you got a 4 win streak in fucking round 1 hahaha.This is a Long CM you are racing against casual imbeciles who didn't even know there is a stam check!Tomorrow you are going to be facing me, my Goldship, my Taishin, M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-My Mayano. You are going up against my Max LB SSR decks, my Long S, my End Closer S, my Turf S. You are going up against my SS RANK UMAS!Long CMs are a whales ocean. And you? Psssh, you are all just krill.
are long cms soulless forever?
>>550063636you are only a whalechud once you spend those karots faker
>>550063484Does Digitan count?
>>550063658Well at some point stat inflation means stamina checks don't matter and you get 4k+ skill points so even if you need to buy recoveries its a drop in the bucket.
>>550063636>mayanowhat are you, broke? Real whales are using manhattan cafe
>>550063484>I can now betWho's the favorite horse? I want to try actually gambling with irl money
>>550062965>MLB Kitasan is 30% on speed>3LB Kitasan is 26% on speedEverything is a scam, just use Anni selector on Kitasan
>>550061904Not to surprising, I'm making one for B myself, mostly cuz I was too lazy to do it earlier.
>>550061405>>550063619>Seiun Sky>paizuriThat's not a paizuri team, bwo...
>>550063484You are gonna lose to my haru, you all willif I realized I could've put any mare i would've put my amazon
>>550063516stop posting this
>>550063756Why does JP use debuffers if stamina doesn’t matter
do they ever raise the maximum rank for open league?
>>550063820They use speed debuffers, think dominator.
>>550063658We'll get umas specialized in long for all kinds of styles + more accessible recovery skills so each style can actually contend against Goldship,
>>550063771>Who's the favorite horse?
>>550063516Don't post this, it makes me sad.
>>550063076worse than day1 because my meme uma didn't win, but exact same winrate
>>550062761die Schwingendmeisterin, probably
>>550063076My TopGun winrate improved but with 1 more loss than yesterday.Im happy tho seeing her having more wins
>>550063636>M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-My MayanoIf that's a "My Sharona" joke than good job, I spat out my drink.
>>550063826It goes to A+ eventually
>>550063802hishi amazon is a MARE?
>>5500637804% is huge in a gambling game like this though. People meme about practice perfect for only 2% then they suddenly experience a 2% fail that ruined their entire run and they do a complete 180 on their opinion.
>>550063484>digitan is malewell, no other loli (female) so maybe next time
NPC Chads unite!
>>550063903So that means I should bet on Alankar, Star Anise because I like the name AND Lady Goal for maximum gambling
First race of the day starts in 5 minutesHanshin JF in 6 hourshttps://kick.com/b01doghos
>>550063076Unsurprisingly, Open League still doesn't understand stamina requirements. Barely any other horses finished with a proper spurt.Also, one team's average rating was F. They didn't do very well.
>>550063802 >>550064042>Enter your best filly (juvenille or otherwise) It is right there! I don't know how people set uma specific restrictions, otherwise I would have done that.I will make an exception for Gold City because he won that race IRL before it was restricted to mares only https://www.jbis.jp/horse/0000170831/.
>>550063990Yeah, a brown one
>>550063798You got me...
>>550063636I know you're saving all those carats for the best card in 3 months
>3/5bwos I don't think the bot is gonna bring me plat
>>550063903sweet happiness is one of those generic umas isn't she?
Which Uma would you reward with violent sweaty and rough breeding sex after winning a race and which Uma would you reward with a lovely date with tons of handholding and hugging and maybe a kiss to wrap it up after winning a race?
>>550063076
>>550064143
>>550064164Um...
>>550063990bwo, she even won it
>>550063636my A+ late surger will randomly rob you of victory nothin personal
Eternal Reminder S=whale
>>550063995Fuck you my urara has practice perfect and still lost 4% failure earlier That shit means nothing
>>550064192All of themMaybe even in that order
>>550064164
>>550064192A-Anon? These are students, you can't be "violent" or have "rough breeding sex".
>>550064203But Fuji and Flash compensate for Seiun, right?
Is it better to do parent runs in unity or ura? Unity discourages getting race sparks but throws hints at you while the URA finale spark gives huge stats.
>>550063636>Long CMs are a whales ocean. And you? Psssh, you are all just krill.I kneel
>Spe-tards
>>550064435
>>550064435if the scenario spark was guaranteed I'd farm URA
>>550063771
>>550063636Someone should vocaroo this
the other guy!
>>550064435That boy has a nice set of tits.
>>550063636>chadloooooooool more like cuck or chud you giant loser
>>550064414Bu bu
Fuck I have to roll Gold City alt...
>>550063636I can trigger NSM too, you know!
>>550064435You can race just as much in unity as URA, don't believe the gaslights.
>>550064365Tell that to the students...
Are they ever going to remake the story careers of the early umas? Tokai Teio, Special Week and Silent Suzuka all have interesting stories that in-game are portrayed as the most boring shit possible. Like where is Teio's legendary comeback in the Arima Kinen? No, it's all Rudolfslop.
So what the fuck are fillies in the uma world?
>>550064694The only thing you're triggering is your automation magic into bans
>>550064703
RUN MCQUEEN, RUN
>>550064676I can't swap out my aces once the CM has started. I'll have to rebrand as the short-haired umas team...
>>550064676tazuna sex
>>550064435Fuck parent runs, I'll just borrow, I checked the compatibility chart alot of top tier inherit for Pace like Taiki and Flower are bad for Cheval
>>550064804mini umas
Teio, I'm dating Rudolf
>>550064896Short Hair Team, with a side dish of powerful paizuri is great too.
>>550064817Forced meme. Sweep would be disgusted by the loser who stole that bot code and is passing it off as his own.
>>550063995don't tell me you actually rest on 2% fails lmao
>>550063636My A+ umas have a 30% WR against that one whale's umas after saving them as practice partners. 3:1 odds are insanely good.And I'll gloat using multiple posts if I get that lucky win. Like, you have no idea how much I will gloat about it.
>>550065085>StoleReeeeeeeeeeeeetard
>>550064896I would say Flash's hair is short-medium but that would still count, I can see it. Acceptable. Well done, torena.
>>550065064>Short Hair Team, with a side dish of powerful paizuriThat's quite a mouthful, but I know my umas can handle it.
>>550063636>stealing someone's image and larppostingshame on you
Seiun Sky paizuri would be great because she would act non-chalant about it but then start feeling embarrassed and try harder when you tell her you like it even if she has no boobs
>>550065291Team SHP (Short Hair Paizuri).
>>550064804If only Mayano Top Cun had been born a mare...
>>550063636yeag right.........your days are numbered, ashole
>>550065214>instant seethe at being called outgot his ass!
You don't know what paizuri is
>so many Tachyon runningI thought this CM was Golshi game, I even got into a room with no Golshi but has a Tachyon in it
>550065429>no you>typical brown melt down reactionlmaoooooooooooooooooooooooo
abnes daguion xDD
>>550063995It's not about not failing a 2%it's about being 2% less likely to fail over the course of 70 turns
>>550065527Tachyon is easy to build the problem is if she has the proper gambling front runner skills to win it all
>>550065527reddit secondaries will use her because they watched le kappa chungus movie, but she is trash until her summer alt is outgoldshi actually wins races
im at my limit
>>550065434lol
>>550065416honorary marealso looking at mayanos pedigree honorary american
>>550045530Ungrateful bastards... My turn next. When are we going to sleep? I'm getting sleepy soon
>>550065416If your favorite uma is a stallion you are GAY
>>550065628>all this seethinglmao
>>550065628I've seen more mayachi win races compared to golshi
>>550065527just let them, that build only works against shitters
>>550065257For the next CM I'll make sure that all of the team members share the team's theme.>>550065394I like it!
>>550065628judging by what you said redditors are based because they oshi pvp lol
>>550065550>first mention of brownness all day coincides with indonesia waking up for the dayhmm
>>550065761sounds like something a redditor would say to save face kek
>>550065691>I'm getting sleepy soonAl fucking ready? I'm not even remotely close to going to bed, so have fun sleeping on your own, loser.>>550065747>I like it!Glad to be of service.
>>550065550You sound extremely mad.
I forgot to do CM yesterday.
>>550065628Meanwhile /uma/ will cry about losing to "piggies" when they're poor AND retarded
teio LOVEteio LOVEteio LOVEteio LOVE
I like this anymore of this?https://exhentai.org/g/3661278/66138ccfeb/
>>550058151>is base affinity to the branch if I understand the gene guide.base affinity? So what do I need to actually get Long and End S?
>>550064164can you post a bot-made ace with deck so I can see if it's worth the trouble of setting it up?
Yeah, this run is doomed
Big!
Is the uma you're running this CM canon for the real life Kikuka Sho?
>>550057857>21 runs>no procs on 9 stars of longThat's fucked up. I have no idea what's going on, but that doesn't seem normal.
Talk me out of rolling Gold City...
weakest rudolf enjoyer
>>5500663199 stars isnt a lot bwo... and if your direct has 1* long you have even less chance
>>550066371hate to ruin it for you but the image is edited
>>550063484Starting in 10 minutes
>>550066229Pretty sure all you fags overthink what the bot does or is able to do. It all comes down to your faggots deck in the end, everything else is luck and fine tuning.A bad player can't make a deck shine, a bot might if the default settings are complete horse shit.
>>550066294I'm running a Seiun and Eishin Flash so 2/3 for me.Is anyone here running a BNW team? I saw one in a previous CM but I haven't seen any this time.
Rudolf will finally be mine
>>550066271too big
>>550066294I have golshi + creek. Would have ran fuku if I had better luck training.
>>550066434>21 runs>not a single procOn what planet does that math make sense? I feel like I get a distance spark roughly every other run with ~10 stars of it.
souless CM, souless general, souless gamewhen is this going to change
Sorry danchou I don't have enough time to do more than 3 runs a day anymore or erp to make up my missing fans.
>>550066613MANT will change /uma/ forever
>>550066534based
>>550066587what parents /grandparents are you using?
>>550066341Don't do it bwo
>>550065903>so have fun on your own, loser.
>>550066613When you return my feelings.
>senior inspo event>no long S>quietly loads up my parent farm agendasigh...
HEYRASSHAI!
>>550066682is that a NEW RABI
>>550066510>A bad player can't make a deck shine, a bot might if the default settings are complete horse shit.literal gibberishalso you're underestimating botsa bot should be able to make better decisions overall given it was programmed right, and since it's a bot that's gonna do the same runs over and over it's already compensating for and farming luck
>>550066771Damn cry baby can't even sleep on his own
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>>550066926
>dancho>Club hits new rank>Stop getting random applications from 10m fan players and start getting 100m fan ones
>>550066926YEEEES NOW WE'RE TALKING
>>550066926TACHYON DON'T LOOK
>>550066926GENTLE TITS GENTLE LIFE>>550066914TinyWide HipsMild to big titsThe ideal Tama
>>550066926It's milk or be milked, trainer-san
>>550066926fat nipples like that makes me want to suck so bad bros
>>550066926those are some suckable nipples
>>550066926My pov btw
>>550066167Luck with good base affinity
>>550067079Every girl's just better with big or bigger tits to be fair!
>>550066926thread improved
>>550066926YAKUZA GET HIS ASS
>>550066926best way to end the thread
WHERE AEE THE IMAGE SLOTS
>>550067247Very true. I have no problems with flatties, not in the slightest, but you can't tell me that girls like Tama or my beloved Striker wouldn't improve with a bigger chest.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBbwnJFnDss
haha what if i made a ryan thread...
I want to bully midget umas.
I have no image slots and I must post big, fat, puffy nipples
>>550067363I ate them when you weren’t looking.
>>550067453>>550067453>>550067453
>>550065085https://github.com/oofmatoes/UAT-Global-Server/graphs/contributorsIf u check the contribution stats him and the pinoy basically worked on a empty skeleton and is responsible for 99% of the featureshell on the chink repo they're begging him to port features over to the chinese version>inb4 anyone who disagrees with me is him trying to shillhttps://files.catbox.moe/yd6fed.pngHOW THE FUCK ARE WE AT IMAGE LIMIT ALREADY
>Manhattan Cafe's scenario>Tachyon chews up the scenery
>>550066468Startin'
>>550067475You’re him trying to shill.
>>550067475damn faggot get his dick off your mouth
>>550066926ShockedRiko.png
>>55006747599% of his contributions are 1-line changes. It's stolen code, he's a hack.
>>550067380Agreed neither do I, and same here but I just love big tits.
>>550066613next weekbelieve