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Teio!
>>550162975She got a decent win rate too... proving the most important thing is to believe in your trainee.
>marked
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO (in one hour and thirty minutes)
ARE YOU FUCKING READY FOR LIBRA CUP ROUND 2?!
>>550164085I feel you bro, it took me 3 days to finally get a long S Mcqueen on the very last try. (I even lost round 1 of Unity so I had to lock in.
WAIT I CAN STILL WIN ROUND 1 STOP THE CLOCK
>>550164365Ah shit this is #1878 actually, I forgot to update number. Round 2 giving me anxiety>>550164449
YEPPERS UP YEPPERS UP YEPPER UP UP
Cute gay horses
>>550164525COME ON FUJI KISEKI, GET ME INTO A FINALS!
if you run goldship you a bitch ass neigha!!!
>>550164636please catbox this, I fucking love taiki
Help.
LET ME IN
IT US OPEN QUEUE QUEUE NOW QUEUE GO GOGOGO
>>550164587
>>550164615that's ok bwo
CMOOONNN, DONT FUCK ME
>matched against a sweaty whale right awayDON'T QUEUEI REPEAT, DON'T FUCKING QUEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUE!!!
>>550164403>You gotta beat Opera in the Classics and every Senior G1s for her great secret event.It's over
>new missions
>>550164636yeah, her eyes are beautiful
Sex?
reminder:if you don't queue immediately upon reset then you aren't a real tor-ray-nuh.
>>550164636Is she doing what I think she's doing???
what the fuck is a fleetfoot festival???
RAW: https://files.catbox.moe/h89l2b.webmSub: https://files.catbox.moe/jvxxq4.webm
>>550164818I don't care what the world calls me, I'm willing to endure it all if it means helping my girls win.
>2 pace>7 endSo it's finally the time when my unruffled becomes usable and when the real sweat is happening
YOU DIDN'T GIVE ME GOLD CITY BUT YOU GAVE ME THIS????
dont queue
do NOT post your fucking 5 wins, i dont want to see it
oh give me a fucking break
I AM NOW QUEUEING FOR LIBRA CUP ROUND 2 DAY 1 GROUP AFACE ME IF YOU DARETHANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
>Triple S+ in my lobbyOINK OINK OINK
>already qualified for the B finalsheh, too easy
>>550164943
GUYSFUKU BLESSED MEFIRST I GOT HER I MY SOLO
SUPER...
>>550164769FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
what does she carry in the bag
what the fuck is wrong with you allwhy are you all like thatdo the event story first
I got raped
holy shit what a whore
How do I train my luck, I get nothing but absolute dogshit when I pull
Do I even want you
>>550165031SHE BLESSED ME IN MY TENNER ON THIS GLORIOUS SUNDAYTHANK YOU SILLY ORANGE UMA
See you in the finals losers
>>550165121I want to kill you
DANCHOU'S HEREoh and a fat fuck
>>550165012Golshi game.
>>550165084...by her https://files.catbox.moe/kuvft1.jpg
>>550165121>the intern-posting has already begun
>>550164775Sorry my sweet Doto...
FUUUUUUUUUCK YOU
YEPPERS
>>550165108Curren chan is NOT a whore!!!
any of the new cards good/must have?wit card seems decent for sprints?
The matches is now 1:1 of the public lobbies. Out of the 6/7 Ends and who gets to first proc NSM wins
bwos i'm in, post yours too
>>550165035Mommy!
UMA SOUP?
>the whales are busy pulling>anon isn't queueinggrim and small-brained.
>>550164643I knew I could rely on her!
why did ardan get into uma? she's a jobber that didn't win anything irl
landing kiss!
does it actually matter when you queue up? ive already accepted that i will always get matched with jobless faggots so i just queue at the end of the day
>Wanted to lay down and rest my back while doing more goldshi parent runs>Realize the event started so I have to go back to PC to take perfect screenshots of my wifeThis is not very comfy but I will do anything for her
>>550165370shes a (((Mejiro)))
Good night friends!!!
>>550165223Curren is a decent borrow for TT or if you already have Fine Motion MLB.
>>550165370She is the strongest Mejiro sire, even if she didn't win anything
>End closerYou didn't win.
>>550165432kinda' sorta'. If you're worried about it, yes.
>>550165472her stats seem more insane than FM MLB though
I guess I gotta MLB this huh
I thought the Kita rerun was todayIs she next week?
>>550165432Yeah if you queue with me your win rate will go up
>>550165210She's amazing for this CM, both as an ace and as a parent
>>550164636sauce me up bro, I need Taiki umanko. specifically Taiki in casual clothes umanko.
>>550165561FOUR (4) days, anon.
MY UMAS REFUSE TO PROC NSM
>>550165432you may encounter more whales unironically depending when you Q, the only predetermined Q which ignores when you register are the finals>>550165460gn gn
>3 10 pulls>new McQueen, Taishin, and yukata Shichi from eachGame's easy.
>>550165623AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
POTENTIAL
KIKUKA SHO BELONGS TO MEJIRO
WHAT KINDA NAMBY PAMBY KUMBAYA SORTA FALL CELEBRATION IS THIS? ARCHERY? DANCING? WHERE'S THE GUNS? THE INJUN SCALPS? THE TURKEY? THIS IS GLOBAL, NOT CHING CHONG LAND
>>550165432I've had good luck queuing late. Would I have done just as well queuing early? Who knows, but it works for me.
>>550164942I know how the mechanic works, I just honestly think that, if you have to choose between the two poisons, having nearly exact HP is still better than having reliably enough HP without the stats to actually ever win.Though as I write this I remember that there kind of is a third, better poison, in that you could go for reliable HP with low speed/power and just a fuckton of gambling skills. I'm not gonna bother running the math but it'd almost certainly have a higher chance of winning than going in with close to exact HP.
>>550165370For the purpose of being my wife.
>>550165370Mejiro nepotism.
Please go to the Currenbros instead, I wanted my WIFE
It's peak metaslave hours at the moment boys.
Is the event Rudolf viable for Libra CM?
Account bricked.
>>550165370She's here to win our hearts
The support cards on the banner any good?
I can see her toes...
f2pfags when's the comfy hours
QUEUE NOWThis team was 4/5 yesterday
my brilliant strategy of bringing 3 umas with spurt and NSM got me to the A finals!
All the soulless whales have finished rolling on the banners, it's goldshit taishin X slop teams every match.
damage report /uma/
I am not getting into A finals
oh nyo
>>550165741I LIKE TAIKI'S BIG SMILE
>>550165995>XNasty Nature
>>5501660075 tickets - 1 gold city (normal)
>>550165893Meh
>>550166007Didn't pull/10
>give Brian a grandparent with Mile>will make her less likely to have a good Red, but lets me reliably win Miles for more fans and G1 wins>loses EVERY mile G1 and the Daahby on top of thatShe's doing it to piss me off. I know she is.
>>55016600750 rolls and got spooked by two umas I didn't want and didn't bother to roll on their banners
Mayano carrying my ass another day
>>55016600790 pulls1 silence suzuka
I won 2 total races in all of Round 1
>>550166071The slop teams seem to fill in the blank with either Mayano, Nice Nature, Cafe, or Halloween Rice Shower.
This new Rudolf is such a massive downgrade from her original one. The only good one from her is her golden green skill
>>550166007got one of both in like 70 rollshavent touched the support card banner
>>550166058time to uncap welfare narita brian, i guess.
>the server is busynever saw that before
>>550166007Did a ten pull got some clumsy SKANK >>550165045 (not pulling anymore because I'm not bricking my acc)
Ah fuck I just blew all my Kita luck didn't I>>55016600712 rolls
curren chang is looking extra slutty in this new card
omg luna-chan!!
>retards are pulling for dogshit alts and ssr cardsyou whales never fail to make me laugh
DON'T QUEUE
QUEUE NOW
It’s meant to be
>spurt into ult and NSM>blocked by my own Tachyondon't fuck your umas before CM
Gold Coty feet
>get 1 win>game starts throwing S rank Goldships and Cafes at me
>>550131150>>550131331It's fine, just get lucky twice...
Roll for me!
>>550166356Lore accurate T.M. Opera O?
how the fuck did he make it to A group
draw is the biggest bullshit in the unity cup you either win or lose a fucking draw is retarded and some fucking braindead jap just came up with it to cope with his retarded idea to add more RNG to already RNG
>guts cardFREE RAINBOW CLEATS BABY
>someone came with actual BNW teamI hope they beat me to be honest
>>550166489I can see her bra strap!
>>550166364
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE
>>550166346mad cause poor
>>550165259I'm in. See you in 3 days
>>550166537anyone with two brain cells makes it to group A, even f2p
>>550166561Do NOT cleat this one
>>550166563That's my mom bwo...
ACCELERATE
>>550166346>Bakushin imageColor me surprised
>>550166561Bricking MANT
>>550166356>
Anyone in group B at the moment? How are we doing, kings?
>>550166058>curren permalocked to 5 or 7% unless you pull for her R, SSR support cards or borrow (lol) herwhat the FUCK
>>550166661Tell your mom she's really cool and that I hope she gets plat, and also that I'm sorry for metafagging
Is this Shiraoki's grace?I literally can't paypig, paypal refuses to login on my computer even though the password is correct, and my card got denied even though I have more than enough money, it just says "Denied for: Other Reasons".Lol
>>550166364This is why you run triple end
Goldshi....
What a reality check f2pbros! Don't queue!
>>550166346Cheeky 10 pulls don’t count.
Guy that had only one win in the last thread here, is the competition in B so bad that this abomination I raised today was able to win?
ROUND 2 IS A FUCKING MASSACRE GET DOWN BROS
I just wanted City.Why is my luck so shit?
>>550166058Fug I NEED to read the main story now wtf
>>550166792that's just a gemini recycle.
>>550166537this was my other opponent
QUEUE NOW!!!
>>550166569Thanks bro I won't queue now
cleat the free guts card bwos its dogshite
Gold City's lip stick is kinda bad...
>>550166695>Color me surprised???
>>550166690YOUDON'T NEEDLIMITATIONWON'T YOUFEEL THISACCELLERATIONhttps://youtu.be/-dUu1QoiwZI
We are fucking gaming boys. Didn't even have normal Rudolf
i owe my life to homestrech haste what a goated skill
i did itI FUCKING DID ITI FINALLY GOT QUALIFIED FOR A FINALS
>>550165370Why did Urara?
>>550166916fuck you at least you got rudolf and cafe instead of two random shitters
>>550166983>DoxxingMOOOODS
Digitan LOVE
>>550166851>group-Byour competition are the people that failed the retard-check. don't brag about beating up on the handicapped, it's unbecoming.
K I N O
>Story is City and Curren scissoring
>>550166792>gold ship broly.jpg
>>550167013I still want to punch this thing, or teasure it, I don't know.
I can't believe I'm gonna get memed into fomoing a 10 pull again...
>>550167046Welcome to the big leagues, kid
Brian LOVE
Queue NOW
Holy shit my Makween is winning
Why isn't the menu showing me the new event bonus percentage for umas and support cards?
>>550167146I'm not bragging dude I had a record of 1/40 in round 1 why would I fucking brag, I just didn't expect the quality to drop THAT much.
>>550167184The banana fiend...
>inspect every golshi beating mine >they all have non-kita MLB speed SSRsfuckin whale cm
>first time finalsI'm scared.
>>550166983bro wtf, that's my 12 year old niece's account
holy based, she got second after my taishin
BROS I'M FUCKING GETTING BROCKED AFTER NSM... HOW!???
>>550167328It shows right before you start a run now
>both my opponents bring Suzuka rabbits>they duel each other and die way before late raceIs there a funnier thing that can happen?
>>550167269Holy shit I can't handle this much SOVL
>>550167219Every timeAt least I hit this time
>>550166357AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK YOU
We're in the finals, baby
>>550167256
YES I GOT HER
>>550166007-100 paid carats
>>550167460How do you get it out of there?
>>550167304Her stats
>>550167256>>550167469based
>>550166007I'm rolling for the other gyaru in 4 days b/c I already have base City.
>>550167598
>>550167424Wow what an awful update and thanks
>>550167013just queue up broeverything in this dogshit game comes down to shitty rigged server side rng to boost engagement anywayyou spent $2000 on premium support cards? doesnt fucking matter.S+ umas will lose to random A shitters because le ebin cyjews said so
>>550166127>it happened again>LITERALLY every Mile G1what the actual everniggering FUCK does Brian have a secre debuff I'm not privy to???
>>550167540one leg at a time.
>>550167016Agreed. Gold City is Sex but man the little geisha lipstick thing is weak as.
GET THEY ASS NT!
I expected tougher competition bros
LATER NERDS
>>5501670841 joke character is enough
>>550166810The reality check doesn't stop! It's fucking over!
>>550167460HOW
>>550167540It usually takes a crane to get them out.
>>550166007>Gold shittyShant
1/50/5bwos... what is this humiliation ritual?
2 10x pulls, I got Fuji Kiseki, she cool?
I rolled for Gold City and I did not get herPlease laugh at me
>I can't believe that slut Gold City got to be the main dancer instead of Curren Chan>it's obvious who's the real cuter and more beautiful umamusume is>I mean, look at the whore fake idol Falco, didn't even get picked and lost to a dumb countryside umamusume
Feels good
>>550167831>I rolled for Gold City and I did not get herUhh looks like you have enough to keep going?
why are you rolling for gold city i thought this banner was shit
>>550167759Hors not very bright please understand
>>550167751Which anime season do they appear in?
>>550167831bwo, your 90k for the kitasan banner that we are not pulling on???
>>550167921Only the movie
>>550167901Gold City is hot, my dick said pull so I pull
>>550167269If only zoomers knew what Newgrounds was. This is PERFECT for there.
>>550167831I put down 70 rolls and all I got was a Maru dupe
>>550167831You'll get her in a future spook, trust
>>550167901I'm not poor.
>>550167732But I enjoyed Doto dumpstering the S+ Golshis
13/20 this round42/60 overallI'm happi with this
>>550167856Curren Chan wouldn't post this.
>>550167951I TOLD YOU TO STOP POSTING THIS UGGO
>>550167951why are you missing the soundpost
My uma's are machines that turn
>>550167856 Curren Chan would post this.
I HATE CURREN CHAN SHE IS SUCH A DEVILISH WHORE
6 kidsMinimum
>>550168076Don't give him (You)s
>>550167856Curren would post this on an alt
>>550167921Cameos in the BNW ova. Gotta watch the movie for their story.
>better luck next time Falco!
a bit silly innit
>>550167540I think normally they're not dumb enough to get all four legs stuck in there like that. For one they'd be cautious approaching something like that, and when one leg slips they would not let their weight be put on it and just look for another way. If they actually get fully stuck like that, like other Anon said, probably a crane, but the make-do kind of way would be to get a few ropes underneath it and then tie that off to your truck, and slowly pull him toward the edge and out.
>>550167901I like her, don't care that she's not good
It turns out my place is in the B group
>>550168237'ate goldslop
Did my customary one 10-pull on the new trainee banner and look who decided to show up instead.Can't wait to play her career!
>>550168237RUN DAIWA RUUUUUUN
i cant believe the only reason why im winning is because everyone is gassing out my grass wonder doesnt have NSM and sometimes the NSM users gas out at the end and she ends up overtaking them
>>550167540Just lift him out, he's not that heavy
>>550167901
>>550168167curry chang is the type of person to post the photos where her friends look awful and she looks immaculate.
>>550168318My condolences
>>550168237you're part of the problem fag
>Only +7% for 4* trainee920,000 points feels so far away...
>Made it to Group A finals with Goldship dragging two other C ranks
>>550168132Into:
>4-1>1-4>4-1>1-4
im lowkey hoping to lose this cm so that i can stop playing
>>550168318DIGITAN LOVE
>kochiradegasuYeppers is gassing something?
>>550167340I won too much against them and now I’m a quali hell
>>550168491>quitting a loser instead of leaving a winner
>>550165623Fuck kita, when is Dober coming?
Didn't get Curry Chan in a 10-pull...Next time I guess
Lunabros... I'm getting raped today. Oshi gaming is not going well
>>550168483This CM is a complete shitshow
>>550168483Propa footy scoreline innit
>>550168585TWO (2) weeks, anon.
>>550168491I thought so too but I keep coming back after losing Gemini
>>550168237>Daiwa Scarlet running away with her mom after she accidentally cloned Gold Ship
>>550168308>>550168328light work for my li'l princess>>550168404i am oshi gaming
>>550168617skill issue
>>550168617because you retards keep using her as pace
what the fuck is going on?
>>550168483Rev up the finals RNG bullshit
>>550168617Based for running your oshi instead of joining the horde of soulless meta trainers.
>5 runs 0 NSM between my two endscursed
>>550168819Thank you for the input, pigfag
I hate long slop
>>550168673AAAAAAAAAAA
>>550168887holy retard
Gold City alt feels easier to train over the OG
IT'S HIMTHE ACCELERATOR
>Teio and McQueen running together at the frontIt's beautiful
>>550168852She just raped a triple S rank piggy running golshi and taishin! Meybe we can do it after all?
>>550168909It'll be over soon.
>>550168830>>550168909Shut up "Winning" Ticket!
Mayano Top Sex
Got a dupe of the German in ten and a copy of the Stacy in 20. Bless
nice, wanted the prostitute and got her
We're so safe, bros!
>Some guy brings a debuffer seiun sky with reds for everything but fronts>I'm running triple frontsThanks
>Taishin activates NSM>doesn't move upI thought they fixed brocking...
>>550168909But building Tickezo for long was a lot easier than building her for mile.
you forgot your inhalers faggots!
Reading the event story and this was the first thing that caught my attention.This was honestly hot
>>550168957>pulls punch
>>550169189did she have enough stam to spurt
the condor eats the rabbits
4 gold shit wins out of 50 races, i should've given my suzuka more debuffs
uma stan is fucking dogshit on this track, goldshit is always way ahead of the end closer pack up until 35% of the race because of it, then she paces down into oblivion causing 9th place
SHE'S SO DUMB AHHHHHHH
winrate went slightly down
Seriously, fuck the bubbles mechanic, this shit is so fucking ass
Send me your energy, /uma/! With your help I can do this (third ticket... no group A finals yet)
>3/5>3/5>3/5>3/5
If Golci wore this outfit, but with the lipstick from her alt, I would literally cum geysers
>>550167340I went 3/40 last round and am going to B finals really weird, well, not really if you see the umas you are going agains it's usually sub 1k speedTought it was over, won't complain at least I'll get some carats out of it
rocky start but wound up qualifying for group A finalspraying for a shitter casual lobby final
>>550169327>fell for the Uma Stan gaslight
>>550169380good luck bwo, every non goldshit player deserves it
And just like that, we're in.1st race, Hayahide barely squeaks out a win with Head On (heh) + NSM2nd race, opponent's runaway Suzuka set up a perfectly timed Red Ace on my front runner Scarlet3rd race, entire lobby jobbed on their gold accel procs and Scarlet ran away with A&S.
>0 wins>4 wins, loss was by a noseWell then
>>550167901A banner can be shit in terms of practicality but good for your dick
Is it safe to queue now?
>>550167901because i can
>>550169625no
>>550169625No
>>550169260Mine did that and still lost to my GolShi. I just want her to win 1 race...
>>550169625yep, just got in A finals
>>550169625ill queue right now and report back
>>550164695No one can help you now...
>>550169625queue up neigha
>>550169625Your umas are shit? yesYour umas are good? wait 10 minutes
>>550169547>I won't biteI feel a sudden wave of sadness
>I roll for my oshi Brian's support card>Get my best friend's oshi Curren-chan instead>She rolls for her oshi Curren-chan's support card>She gets my oshi Brian instead What the FUCK did the game mean by this?
>>550169427That's how I feel about this as well, I just wanted one win at least to guarantee I go to finals and could at least get something from this CM.
>>550169327uma stan is only good much later in the game when we have 30+ skills on every unit. it was unironically a gaslight for slopetubers to push it as hard as they have been.
>>550169332Aren't girls cutest when they're almost retarded?
>>550169773Time to marry your oshi
I'm really liking Taishin's career, her trainer is such a goofy fanboy that can't stop hyping her up
>>550169336>doubting the guts meta
>>550169773Marry your best friend?
>>550169773Time to marry your best friend
>>550169742My paizuri slave
>>550169773>herWomen like Curren Chan?
>the cleric is carrying the teami guess this wouldn't be the first time
I am 3 turns into my first career with this gremlin and I already love her. What a delightful little creature
>>550167901I just started and I want some variety of chars to run careers with and I like these Gold City/Rudolf costumes more than ManhattanStill keeping a stash for some important support card rerun that's coming up a friend recommended to me
>>550169773marry and reproduce
NOOB DOWN
>>550169773just merge your accounts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53q_LD8ls-Y
>>550169773>best friend's oshi Curren-chan It means your best friend has bad taste
>>550170024yeppers
>>550170007Rice would think this
Nice fucking game. It keeps spamming bad conditions on my Gold Ships. She's never lost with good+
>>550170007Rice Shower would say this and she's BASED for telling the truth.
I am getting RAPED
>>550169474I lost... last ticket
>>550169773Sex with Brian and Curren.
Straightaway Acceleration and Sympathy (can't afford nothing else) or Hydrate and Lucky Seven?
This is a no Curren zone
>according to the new story event archery is a traditional hobby for umamusume to learnDid Genghis Khan go riding over Mongolia with an army of bow-wielding Umas?
>>550170007Shut the FUCK up, Raisu
highlander is so goated on pace. If it fires on first hill you take lucky pace if it fires on last hill you get late accel
>>550170118I saw a S goldship on the first day, tought well this is over, she came in last, went to check it, Pace Chaser lmao
>>550170118THE RAPED (You)
>>550169996
I accidentally entered the wrong fuku.....
>>550170089>intern-kun marking and cursing goldshit trainers
My round 2 difficulty was the same as round 1 difficulty
queue now bros
>>550170089100% deserved for being a soulless metaslave
>>550167901>>550169961100 rolls and I got Gold City 3 times, Rudolf once, Wedding Air Groovefeels good desu
>>550170064yeppersn't
>>550170189Yes
>>550170172>shooting for victorydo we tell him?
Could a kind torena explain why did my end mayano end up as a front runner here? Is it because of urara? If so, why ?
The game says it's autumn or whatever but we know what season it really is.https://jiggie.fun/umaxmashttps://jiggie.fun/umaxmashttps://jiggie.fun/umaxmas
>>550170418This is for Scorpio
My Special Chud decided to rise with the competition
>>550170479SFV still invalid bro
>>550170479... do we tell him?
>>550169942>women like manipulative whoresMany such cases
>>550170345>Queue up right after reading this>6 S ranksAIEEEEEEE
>>550169625It's not gonna work for everyone but I had better performance in round 1 and 2 when queuing right as it was available, found about 1 whale and the rest were people that were either decent or subpar.If you want a better chance wait until the dead of night or in about 10 hours, I decided to do a run for fun and ended up 5/5 wins.
>>550170573>>550170575not that anon but yesterday multiple people told me redshift doesnt work for scorpio and that SFV was better, im guessing that was a gaslight? or is THIS the gaslight? too many gaslights.
>>550170451Yes it's because of Urara. Urara is the only front runner, and as such everyone slows down to try and get behind Urara. But they only slow down so much, and Urara never catches up.But then, every time you proc a skill, you break free of the Urara curse and go full speed. So you proc a bunch of skills, you go to the front even if you are an end closer.
>>550170573Safe For VVork
>>550170172I'm surprised more people aren't on board with the sympathy Gambit. It's such a cheap skill, it's only 49 points. You take it on all three of your runners. If you find a like-minded individual who put it on all three of their runners, the two of you benefit and the third guy is just missing out on 60 speed. It's very common to have 50 SP left over at the end of a run, or try to patch the holes with passives that don't apply to the CM you're running just because why waste the SP. If you just make a habit of always buying sympathy instead of random other skills for Sparks, it may pay off.
>>550170663SFV is excellent, Red Shift is useless.
>>550170663both are shit, only works on the OG umas
>BRO IF YOU LATE START GOLD SHIP WILL KIDNAP YOUR PACE!!!>has never happened oncewhy do youtubers just make shit up
OH DEAR GOD ITS ALL S RANKS
group B bwos how are you holding up?
>>550170663We're getting gassed hard
>best runner loses to A rank uma in round 1>now she slays S ranksI don't understand but I'll take it
>>550170663Red shift works
>>550170573Why?Also first S rank sweet
>>550170352>posts his own team>gold ship, taishin and "waifu"
>>550170617>he thinks he's the only one reading /uma/By the time you see someone post their wins, it's already too late.
>>550170741It definitely happens if there are a lot of Ends in the lobby. I've had my pacer get stuck in 8th and been unable to get any of her skills off.
>got prostitute Gold City in 30 rolls>got into A tier first try>my presidential candidate wonday couldn't get any better
Stop wasting your your rolls bro..
16/20 todaylost to 1 goldshit today unfortunately making it 5/60 versus goldshits
>>550170663SFV does work even when inherited. Only OG Redshift gets any value
Why did they pair these two harlot whores with my pure virgin wife Yeppers
>>550170724You'd have to make sure to ALWAYS get it on your good horsies though, because if you ended up with a team of only one sympathizer, then you might be triggering it in a rival team more than you're benefiting from it yourself...
>>550170815My waifus are Gold Ship, Taishin, Mayano, and Manhattan Cafe.
>>550170885I will get MLB kitasan in 100 rolls, trust me
>>550170810howteach me masterwhat deck and friend borrow are you using
Fucking sickProud of my girlsRace 4, enemy Oguri gets NSM and looks like she'll win, but her top speed is cut short and Scarlet runs away with the leadRace 5, enemy Gold Ships are in 4th and 5th and miss their ults. Scarlet gets a well-timed Red Ace and runs away again.
>Max energy increased by 8Holy moly, what's in this chanko
>>550170724Wolf pack is stronger
What's the semen retention line for class 6 currently? I'm about to head up there.
This game...
bwos I had 50% the first 2 days... 1/50/52/50/5
>>550170973post the biwa deck & skills. I wanted to run her this CM but the runs were too shit to do it
>>550170451i'm assuming there was some bullshit regarding promotion checks due to urara. the old urara strat no longer works since promotions will check for length-difference between a unit and the leader of the ahead style but i'm sure there is a lot of fuckery that can occur with the newer mechanic.
>I need the Welfare Brian SSR card for event pointsGuess I need to read Rice story now
>>550170782S rank don't mean much anymore, bro. I'm literally using 2 event guts cards with only Kita as my real ssr and shitting out S ranks. The real whales are the 16k+.
you wake up and curren gives you this lookwhat do
YES! Group B secured on race #1!!
>>550170724i've tried to get /uma/ on board with mass taking sympathy but no one does it (i don't either).
Forgive me, Falco, I'm only running her support card for the event points!
>>550171050Accept my fate
>>550171050call her a whore
>25k carratsI'm gonna 2 10-pulls for my dadwife and the sexo edition of gold city, but I gotta save the rest for the Sakura dynasty.
>>550170864Texan spotted. Huevon!
>>550171050rape
>>550171029This is not the winning equation you're looking for.She came in clutch a couple of times but Scarlet is carrying my team hard.
>>550171176>with frienddamn slut, seduces and monopolizes her trainer but then calls him just a friend
>>550171050fart a littlego to the bathroomeat breakfast
>>550171107Are you specifically aiming to job so you can rape B-Cuties...?
>my cleric grass wonder keeps blocking goldshipsget fucked goldshitters
>>550171350a-anon... what is that thing?
I have no idea if these new umas are any good, but I must roll for Rudolph.Are the new cards top tier, or skips?
>>550171487None are top tier, skip.
>>550171050THAT FACE IS SO ANNOYING AND LOOKS SO PUNCHABLE
>>550171012It's okay. I get to clean Oguri's cute hooves afterwards.
Shooting for victory is great in Scorpio, but it's only going to work for two people, maybe three after a pass.That said, there's going to be a lot of taiki shuttles sparked up to medium that are just going to do it better. She even has a secret career mission for winning four medium races that gives her extra stats. She's hyper incentivized for this one.
Damn uma stan is STRONG if it activates late race. No one talked about gatekept + uma stan despite it being viable.
>>550171487All of them are skips... literally all of the banners.
>>550170896blue painted nails, they're already teaching her whore shit bro...
>>550171624>if it activates late racelmao
>>550171575a pale imitation
>>550171478Steamed HayahideI only with I could see the look on people's faces when they see what they lost to.Both her wins were against S rank meta teams.
>>550171487yukata City is better than regular, and archer Rudolf is worse than regularCurren is the best wit card up until CB releases but not worth rolling for, and Brian sucks lol
>>55017095715 stam and 2 speed sparks
>>550171660Nooo.....
>5/4-1/3-2/4-1Same WR as yesterdayI'm glad Cafe didn't get win sniped too much today
>>550171487Anon... That Rudolf is bad, though I wouldn't blame you for wanting her alt outfit
>>550171575>>550171695She's not that stinky whore Looseyca
Evil horse.
ok guys I'm queuing right now you better not be lying about shitter hours!!
wait, do horses actually have superior hearing or was rudolf just using that as an excuse to dance with you in the christmas event
>>550171856enjoy the cafe and vampire rice spam
>random S long but speedlet, nsm-let, groundwork set up (?) cafehaha I am going to run this, all my cafes are losing anyways
If I put the alt outfit for regular rudolf, will people see it in cm?
>>550171845Bleeeeeeh~
>1/5, 1/5, 2/5, 1/5I'm fine being a consistent king of the shitters, put in no effort while waiting on Kita rerun.
>>550171549>>550171626>>550171745>>550171835Thanks guys. Glad I can skip cards, sad to hear about Rudolph but she's in my top 3 so I gotta at least try for her.
>>550171856>he queued My condolence
>>550171940what's your excuse after the 18th?
>>550171905what do you think
>>550171932this horsecompletely naked except for the gloves
>>550171419Gee, I didn't think I was even going to win 1 match in A2. Guess I'll get third in A finals.
You guys can pull off a miracle. I believe in you!
>>550171350>head-onits quite big
thanks for carrying through group B bullshit i made while i was mad i wont ever doubt you again
>>550172158
>>550171905YesYes
>>550171998I won my first plat with Virgo, I don't really care to aim for more plats or any kind of sweep, I don't like building for longs lol.
>retard brings his debuff nature and lets my fuku win the raceT-thanks
THE CARROTS...
Pighag delivers just as well as in round 1Bless the practice mode
AAAAAAAAAAAAAGot the two new alts in 30 pulls!!!May blessings be upon you all
I'm getting emotional....
I like these cute eating images
>>550171680It has happened 3 times for me and all of those times were when I got a late start. The rocket for Straight Spurt + Nonstop girl + Uma stan is absurd.
>>550170994550k. Good luck
>Falco thought that she'd be one of the dancers!
>>550172272cute carrots
>>550172358man imagine getting approval from your trainees tulpa
>9/20Grim...
I just noticed there's not a straight at the start of Scorpio cup. I don't know how much it will affect the race, but straightaway skills shouldn't be able to proc at a bad time during Scorpio. They also can't proc at a time that would give you carryover speed, but they're not going to be wasted while you're accelerating. I wonder if corner acceleration is consistent or if it's activation time has been truly randomized, and if it will activate on that fourth corner or some other useless one.
bwos any linkers for profile with current whale points cards?
>2/5>2/5>2/5>?/5Evens I get into finals AOdds I queue tomorrow at shitter hours0 I don't even get to finals A altogether
>>550171856I'm going to bed.......
Gold City lip stick marks on my penis
>>550172567>shitter hoursWhen's the shitter hours? I've been 0-5'd twice now.
>>550172567you will win
>>550172359I like fluffy hayahide
>>550170864She's a virgin sweetheart stop it
>>550172568Is it your prime time? I find the best time is like right when people get off work where you are or demon hours. I personally believe in yolo at least one ticket at reset (both new day and race/banner)
>>550172671but anon, you are the shitter hours.
>>550172358>wake up from a pleasurable sensation in your crotch one night>cum from the sensation but your cum just stays floating in the air>see the cum float away as you feel a voice in your head tell you not to tell cafe
When is the paid uma selector and we can use it for x mas Oguri? Are they out at the same time?
>>550172671You don't ask when it's shitter hours, people ask when it's (You) hours
>>550172567>7it was a triple podium, thank you shiraoki-sama
I didn't read Gold City's story the first time because I was going through burnout but now I have a second chance to find out what she's like
>>550171197I can't hide that I feel slightly bitter about rate up being a fucking lie as always, but hey, a new 3* in 20 pulls is still pretty good.
>>550172551Here's an MLB Curren Chan from one of the uma clubs:243485876423
>>550172568At least you advanced. I went 0/5
>>550172671It alternates. If it's shitter hours right now, then tomorrow it will be tryhard hours because people are retarded and think the same shitters will keep queuing at this hour and not expect whales to pounce on them.
>>550172815
Bwos... I've done like 800 pulls for cards in this game. I'm not asking to pull SSRs all the time, but why isn't Cygames even allowing me to MLB my Kingu? This shit just isn't fair...
>>550172817Paid selector is around the time Vbourbon releases next february/marchyou can't use it on Vbourbon but you can use it on xoguri
post something cute
MOODS ARE FUCKING ME UP FUCK
>>550167269I came here just to say this is amazing
>>550172817Looks like it comes out about two months later
>>550173069something cute
this platinum player is a fraud im disappointed
>it's another /uma/ baits chum into the ocean episodeI love reruns
>Nakayama's stamina card is S tierHoly gaslight
>he isn't running Front Runner Golshi
>Maya gets me into A finals after defeating thishttps://litter.catbox.moe/997axw.mp4
3-3-3-3Some very scary opponents today but that was solid all around I'd say.
>25 turnsI'm liking her career already
>>550173069
Good enough for B Finals turned out to be good enough for A instead.
>>550172725There's no virgin nor sweetheart about a woman who hunts old men.
Yup! Feel bad for anyone that queued while the wolf pack (and GolD Ship) was hunting. Only the cream of the crop can make it to A finals after all.
>>550172925Oh I was already following this guy... neat
>>550173184>uraraTaishinbros can't catch a break.
>>550171905Even Rudolf wants to fall in love anon
>>550173308aieeeeee why can't i find people like this in queue
>>550173308I'm so fucking glad you made it the wolf pack is so funny
OH FUCK
>>550173180>Nice nature BELOW Matikane SRWhat the fuck are they doing over there
hmm i'll stop here are these two any good for cm or team trials
>>550173259cute!
>3/5>1/5>4/5>3/5
>>550173308https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpgTC9MDx1okek
>>550173190>BROCKED Teio after briefly overtaking her in the last spurt>would've lost otherwiseKINO
>>550172815Dia would do that to me
>>550173386My Urara is Front Running, she doesn't hurt Taishin unless there's another Front in the lobby
>1/5>1/5Gwim....At least I'm not praying to make into B finals like the last long CM
>>550173270Grats bro. Hishiama is in>>550173308>the wolf pack (and GolD Ship)You mean Golshi and the also-rans?
>>550169254>slight narrowing of eyesthe dick
*politely rapes you*
>>550173190>Teio didn't proc her ultHe let you win, congrats.
>1200 speed Long S Pace loses to Long A 1080 speed end closer on the final straightThe style calculations in this game are retarded
>>550173693Hey Creek won ONE race! She's contributing!
>>550173501For TT, ya
imagine how sweet and gentle would be her first time with you she would probably smell like flowers
>>550173759she wouldn't do that
They have different Q&As for Round 2, not just the finals!
new player here, which of these tickets can I safely use without worrying about the upcoming Kitasan Black banner? I'm assuming only the Scout ticket is usable there so it's safe to use all the Make Debut tickets?
>>550164403>You gotta beat Opera in the Classics and every Senior G1s for her great secret event.I did it anon..my doto won..Poor Opera is struggling to cope with this kekI thought I had to win the derby too, but turns out losing the derby is fine
>win your matchmaking RNG>win your NSM RNGsorry girls but your lead spot in Ms Victoria is up to lady luck
>>550173501Healer Grass is good for the CM right meow.
>>550174162All except the first one
They need to fucking removed mood RNG from CMs I cannot take another run of 5 with bad moves every time
>Round 2 A group >only won twice Oh. This is going to be hell
>>550173956>Enter her room>She is holding your hand>She tells you she has been doing some research>Her desk is full of anatomy books>She quizzes you on some things that weren't so clear in the books before startingYup, its kino
>>550173167Seiun spotted
*from the stands* STOP FIGHTING AND JUST GET PAST THE DAMN FINISH LINE!
>>550174169>Opera saying what Doto's team did IRLkino
>>550173864Oh shiddd make that TWO
>>550174162You can use any of those and you won't brick your account. The first one is to pull on umas, you can use it or save it, it's the same.
>>550174295figured, thanks bud
Hmm
>>550174462Where's Biwa?
>>550174462TNW
>>550174223I havent seen a single healer grass in any cm
>>550174462TNW!
>>550174568I did this, btw
>>550174537Couldn't fit in
>>>550174568
>>550174568what the dog doin
>>550174568
>>550174392holy based
What the fuck. We already have another event
Are we going to be done with the NSM gambling meta when we get MANT? I'm tired of everybody getting this stupid ass RNG accel skill.
stopgod will punish us
>>550173967You're right*violently rapes you*
>>550174568making more puppies
>>550174568white man was here
>>550174537Her head was too big..
>>550174568Whoa
>>550174634
>>550174568the rapist became the raped
>>550174568Hmm, I like this.
Do you put some horses in as a joke?
>Making Gold City cryEvery unnamed trainer who isn't me is either a shithead or delusional and I wish them a huge DIE
>>550174774TEIO NO DON'T GET ANY IDE
>>550174537Busy winning
The short-haired uma team (formerly paizuri team) didn't do very well today. I got into A finals but went 3-1-3-2.I saw 3 teams without a Gold Ship out of the 40 I raced against...
Top fuku has 5 silvers and wit supplanted by double savvy, bottom fuku has swinging and 3 silver heals. Otherwise, they're very similar
>300 rolls>3 yRudolf>Cafe>Maru>spark CityMaking that hard choice to skip Cafe for City really paid off. Would have been nice to get her early, though.
So who's the one with the penis between tamamo and oguri? How's this work?
>>550174568worst one so far
>>550165064The good sparks.
>>550174880bikope or bakushin for sprint parent?
>>550174910tamamo but it's extremely small and she's very sensitive about it.
I'm not alone if I don't care about the rl horses, their histories, or rl horse racing at all and I am only here for the girls, the gacha, and the porn right
>>550174834Teio would absolutely rape me after I couldn't catch her signals
>>550174910one of them was known for having a micropenis so ill let you figure out the rest
>unity run for G1 missions>shit stats because of all the races>hot spring ticketfuck
>>550173693Last race of the day.My Amazon wife has been doing surprisingly well but Rudolf has been doing most of the heavy lifting. Taishin remains Potential Uma.
>>550174987Not at all but the lore does make some of the personality quirks more fun.
>>550164365Anyone up for a Libra Cup room match? I want to test out some Uma I just made. Everyone has Great Mood, 9 Gate.74730614
>>550174987I'm not alone if I don't care about the rl horses, their histories, or rl horse racing at all and I am only here for the girls, the gacha, and the porn rightThe horses are the content anon, the girls and the porn are just the bonus
>>550164525oh yeah that did start a couple of hours ago
>1/5>2/5>2/5>2/5Kept getting fucked over by mood. I hate longslop with a passion.
>>550174987Ah yes, the abundance of umamusume porn. That's what made me a fan.
>>550175132actually I hate teio
>activate inherited triumphant pulse while dueling, neck and neck>doto still rushes ahead of me with zero skills and winsThe game just rolls a dice at the start of the race to determine who wins. Skill activations and wit checks are just performative to make it seem like anything besides that is actually happening.
>>550175073Nice, are you running Rudolf as late or end?
reminder! we have a long ass snowy CM coming as well! hope everyone is ready to genuinely tear your pubes out of frustration.
>>550174987This was me for KanColle. I wanted to get into the lore but it wasn't that approachable for me. Uma lore felt a lot more approachable so I fell into the IRL horse lore pretty hard.
So uhh either of these cards good
>>550175253Doto deserves to win every single race, it's just justice. Simple as.
>>550175132actually I love teio
>>550175376one is my wife and the other is fine
Spurt and NSM is a very broken combo I’m definitely gonna miss NSM once we move on to MANT
>>550175376Curren is for TT whaling, otherwise no
>>550175223yeah, on opposite day
Is this overstam
How do I kindly tell Gold City that her make up looks bad
PLEASEjust ONE win is all im asking for
>>550175549My brother in 0/15 suffering
FUUUUUUCK I THOUGHT GOLD CITY ALT WOULD BE NEXT MONTH I'M BROKE
>>550173403Rudolf x Trainer shippers putting up lebron numbers
>>550164365We have one more spot for a Libra Cup practice match, any takers?74730614
All the S's are out, don't queue
>>550175454>missing NSMBro, your Mayano...?
>>550175549You're an hour late for free wins
>>550175279I tear my pubes out because I'm bored
>>550175454Bro, your Kawakami?
I'll stop right here
>>550175263End, 33.3% win rate which I feel is average for me. Amazon is 28.3.
I understand why some people like Gold City now. This must be the first time an adult (Me) ever took her dream seriously>>550174987I felt this way about FGO and Kancolle. Uma on the other hand I already had a faint interest in horse racing because my folks used to watch races and bet on horses back in the past. Sometimes my dad would even let me choose a horse for him.
>>550174821What if I make Gold City cry in bed
>>550175520Obviously. You could have put in late game accels like Angling and Scheming to give yourself more chances to win
Thoughts on this fillie?
>>550172723
>>550175743Jordan!
>>550175758Awesome, I regret not running the emperor in this CM. I hope she wins the finals for you.
OK WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK MY MCQUEEN GOT BLOCKED, SHE UNBLOCKED HERSELF AND MOVED AGAIN TO BLOCK HERSELF THIS FUCKING SHIT WAS SO FUCKIN RIGGED HOW THE FUCK SHE MOVED AGAIN TO BLOCK HERSELF
My team is abysmal dogshit but we're in Graded A Finals again, time to lose the No Stopping Me lottery and get another 3rd place
anyone got any good rudolf decks for the next cm? i just got her on a daily and i have no idea what the fuck i'm doing
>>550174987That was me at first but learning their irl lore counterpart makes it even more entertaining, and helped me understand why they're always paired up or what's the connection between the characters.Learning about Rudolf and Teio's irl lore ultimately made me stay to the game since they're the first two honses I pulled
>>550175743TWO Fuji Kisekis?! Lucky!
>>55017603220% stam growth, the usual 4 speed 1 rice 1 riko should work
>just watched an SS manhattan cafe lose to an A+ gold shipthis game isn't real
>>550175709>>550175592my last match... i made it
>Got through Group A and made it to the finalsRedemption!
>>550176097Rapist eyes
>>550174896I want a hand job with those gloves
>>550176006I'm in the same boat.3rd in A finals is basically the same as 1st in B so I don't mind too much. I'm using my favorite's title anyway and I already missed a bunch of other plats so that doesn't bother me either.
>>550175830mayano top cum
>>550176082is there a story to the image
>>550176129what a tremendously stupid donkey.
>>550175984if you are brocked, you are brockedshe couldn't defy fate
>>550175520>3 Gold recoveries in addition to a recovery unique>Extra tank>Tactical TweakDid Tachyon drink the retard juice again?
>>550176032>LateEishin Flash, Kita, Sweep + 1 depending on inheritancesRikoFREE>EndHope you have parents for sparks
>>550176129cheers
Rudolf avoided me again
>>550175830that's a stallion
>>550175830Glad the artist is backDropped that image without all the extra stuff too
I can rest easy now. I don't want to get anal raped in group A.
>>550176182I've made Graded A Finals in every single CM and haven't won a single oneAs soon as the Kitasan rerun comes around and I don't have to borrow her anymore its over for everyone
>>550176151Fuji Kiseki cannot rape because everyone wants her.
>>550176312>>550175830cute
Guys, I made it to the Finale of Group A for the first time since the first CM. Thank you for the final win Ogurin.
>>550174987>>550175301me but with hoyo games
Group A finally...got spooky thereshoutout to this Digitan keeping up with my squad
>>550174987Porn? I can count with 2 hand the amount of umas that get frequently sexualized, there are much better gooner franchises out there. I read the stories of the horses so I can fuel my writing faggotry
>>550175875Thanks! I hope you get that Plat as well!Her and Amazon have been really fun to run this CM. Maybe it's just End Closers are more entertaining. I went into this wanting a team of End Closers without using Goldship or Mayano. And luckily Rudolf and Amazon are among my favorites. Taishin I went with just for her built in Spurt.
>>550176292mayano top cock
>everyone activates NSM except meMANT can't come soon enough and get me out of this dogshit metagame9th place was the chaser who got pace promoted and led all race btw
There's only two people with MLB Curren-Chan, and they're both full. And they're both Umaoooo
Thank u to everynyan who helped me fix my goldship, this one didn't even get spurt
>>550176428
>>550175454Yukino Wit has your back.
>>550176428congrats, now it's time to win
yippee
Don't think so
>>550175984DESU WA
>>550176519what the hell
>>550176428Don't care post more cute Oguri
I'm going to Golshi I'm going to Golshi I'm going to Golshi I'm going to Golshi I'm going to Golshi
>>550176519glad I followed ralkos several months ago lole
>>550176519>whales>horrendous borrowsmany such cases.
>>550176474forgor pic
>>550176596
>>550174987the game's soulless without those aspects, you might as well play any other gacha
>>550176590Winning and Sirius Symboli carries 0 correlation
Teio face hug and taking a deep sniff
>>550176356I refuse sex with Fuji Kiseki
>>550176614Meant to reply to >>550176239
>>550176528>>550176590>>550176685As in Peak!
>>550176519And I'm following both of them!
fucking MOVE YOU FUCKING BITCH
>>550176779be nice...
FIRST TRY!!!I have to say this was so fucking disgusting. McQueen got brocked every fucking single race, I won only because Shichi decided she was the main character and made 3 generational runs and won the last race even with a late start.Bonus point to McQueen who was 2nd in the last race and moved to block the Rice who waas about to overtake her and Shichi
>>550176901
Thank you for the free finals pass anon!!
>>550176519You guys lied to me. I thought Umaooo was soulless? This is peak soul
>>550171905Look how big these ears are>>550175646Thanks there's like 3, maybe 4 of us
I FUCKING HATE PIGGERS AAAAAAAAAAh
>>550176519I think I...like pigs nowPig sex even
>>550176808
>>550176852!!!
>>550177041soul is having so much money and so little sense that you pull on worthless banners and have shit borrows?
>>550176493>Barely 900 stam>Only Maestro and 2 white recoveries>Hishi Amazon>28% win rateThis is a lie
>Still in demotion rangeOwari da...
funny orange uma got me A finals!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>550177173Get off the internet Falco
>>550177142That's right.. what will she do now??
>>550177173of course a soulless golem wouldn't understand
>>550177163I want to have sex with Creek.
We always see thematic cm teams, like BNW, reddit cafe and tachyon, doto fuku taikiBut we never see Brian and HishiAma together, these two were in love IRL, why is nobody running them together?
Not even a single 5/5 ticket
>>550177190It's the NSM Spurt cup, anon.
>>550177163I've mostly gotten used to it by now, but sometimes the absurdity of the umas' racing outfits hits me. I think it's when I see them sweating, like in your image. Their performance must be severely affected by these ridiculous costumes.
Is it that difficult to comprehend rolling for your oshis no matter how shit they may be either as their originals or alternate forms?
>>550177332Nobody has either... I wish I did
Gold Ship wearing a thong
>>550175836
>>550177332>running HishiAma
You goddamn idiots used up all the image slots before bump limit again
>>550177397I am incapable of understanding much less experiencing love, so yes.
Recycle so this hellish bread finally dies>>550147106>>550147106it's 1879 now
>>550177436Spechud only hates Ch*stnuts
cooldown is such an awful piece of shit skill
>>550177163I can imagine the sweat dripping down her cleavage.
>>550174668It'll be harder to get since you'll need it in your potential or deck but it doesn't go away. In MANT you can take a shitty 0lb wit card for it
>>550177549>it's 1879 nowtime traveller anon...
Is End Closer Savvy really a NSM killer
>>550177332I don't have the data but I'd bet 50$ on hishi amazon being the least rolled uma banner by a large margin
>>550177293She'll convince you otherwise with her charm. If that somehow fails, she can use her magic (chloroform).
>>550177518Oh anon...
>>550177643nah akebono was probably worsein fact you probably even forgot about it entirely
>>550177173post your borrow
>>550177643lol no, kawakami princess gets all the awards for the most ugliest uma that nobody rolled forakebono got some fans at least
Posting my Gold City sex tape
>>550177775I forgot her name because I just call her Bouno
>>550177639>long punishes your uma for having too much wit
>>550177332Notice that last team hasn't been the featured characters in the anime
>>550177639No, the "is uma in front" condition is basically a cone not exactly "ARE YOU BROCKED THEREFORE FUCKED?"
>>550177775to be fair, you'd barely see akebono in cm since it's a sprint uma and not a particularly good one either
>>550177318ME TOO
>>550177639If only we had a way to test practice rooms by ourselves!
>>550177332I have Hishiama but not Brian
If you haven't leveled at least one card from 0 to 50 solely by using it in careers (and so never upgrading it manually), then you aren't playing the game correctly and you ARE suffering subtle penalties inflicted by Shiraoki.
>>550179178why are poorfags like this
>>550177639no, it just does nothing and is a waste of pointst. I have it and my umas get blocked after proccing early NSM anyways
>>550179235Tazuna's Tip: It is actually possible to have cards unlocked to level 50 after having spent money on the game. It's not only free players who have fully unlocked cards!
>37% event point bonusit's over>>549855532
bwos I'm tired of the fucking events I do NOT want to run 3 careers a day every day
>>550179679then just run 2
>>550179679no one's telling you to do that though
>>550179679Your 2xTP?
>>550179764you don't get it I need the fucking 400$ crystal to not stay bricked (haven't even used the one I got for free btw)>>550179738that's barely enough and that's spamming carrot juice>>550179832I am using that, still 2 careers a day to barely make it
im glad i MLB'd my grey cards the little extra point boost from them is nice
>>550177885I rolled on both of those...
>>550179679Then quit playing.
Tachyon sexo
>>550177041It's always funny seeing people badmouthing umaooo as sweatshop, meanwhile the club chat in here is actually 100% chill and placed in top 100 casually.
