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KILL TEIO RITUAL POSTER
Falco a slut! hehehe...
i forgot to buy maruzensky unique
>>550245003IT FUCKING HAPPENED, FINALLY
FALCO A WHORETEIO HATERYAN HATE
>>550246615>>550241234
this is not safe, right?
>>550247587yeah it is just being motivated, feeling itno wonder oguri's zone was just "shit, I gotta stop thinking too hard and just run"
>>550247217If CinGray already gas that kind of discussion that's mean Cingray is already accepted by the shounen community. And yeah if Zone is literal then Rudolf would've burned the whole turf every time she raced.
>>550247936Curren would post this on anonymous image boards.
>>550247940you don't need it, you could use more wit and speed star tho
>>550247975TAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIISSSSSSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
>>550247975I hate Winning Ticket.I seriously fucking hate her.
>he's never been in the zoneFat ass
No more Yeppers! Its DONE!
>>550248132BWEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Noppers!
I love her. I think she's going to be my go-to for every CM. What's the next CM distance?
>>550248184Noppers...
>>550248138I've only been in <The Zone> during high stakes gambling.
TAISHIN TEST
>>550248239I HATE HAG GROOVEWTF IS HER PROBLEM
>>550248214I'll take the -1 mood...
how I sleep knowing I'm a f2p Kitasanlet and I won't be pulling for her on the rerun, but instead saving all my carats for Machan and Dia many months from now
>>550248318my condolences.
>>550248318>>550248347
>>550248239what did she mean by this?
https://x.com/i/status/2000573291594170777
>>550248318
>>550248267medium, raining, left-hand, tokyo
>>550248132TAAAAAAAAISHIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3 DAYS TILL YOU CAN UNBRICK YOUR ACCOUNT!3 DAYS TILL PEOPLE ASK IF THESE REROLLS ARE GOOD!
>>550248487Tamtam is actually a rabbit girl!?
>>550248239>the rape victim is also complicit to the crime and must be stoned>Air Groove follows islamic lawswtf?
Is it just me or is Uma more generous with giving you 3*s/SSRs from random single rollsThe shit that happens in careers every day still makes me want to kill myself though
ahhh, class 5... home...
>>550248132based winning ticket hater
what did shart fartcon mean by this
>>550248647please...I'm tired..why is time so slow...
>>550248487giving tamamo a career ending pregnancy
So I pulled the trigger and bought the 7500 carat pack to spark Manhattan Cafe. Turns out, her career is a bit rough. What’s a good deck for her outside of throwing a bunch of speed cards? Do I use some power cards too?
MLB Kitasan won't unbrick you.You will still get 10 turns without speed training.
>>550248818source?
>>550248539Sweet, she's a good fit for it then. Was worried I'd have to train her for a sprint or something
>>550248904Kitawife!
>>550248870Dumb Falcon is just pissed because Curren is WAY cuter than she is.
>>550247750>pinkie gestureshe wants it so bad
week to christmas
>>550248980>Her career is roughBuy Highlander early, win every race.
>>550248980you can just run 3speed/2power or drop a power if your speed cards are awful. you may need a high amount of stamina sparks if you drop a power card.
Is there an in-universe Uma Xitter where people are angry at how much sex umas have with their trainers
>>550249201Holidays*
How would her zone look like
>>550249350breaking the vending machine glass
why is Kita such a fuckboy
>>550249113You are objectively incorrect. Curren cannot compete with Falco's cuteness.
>>550249201You can tell only Kaichou's heart is in it, the copycats should be ashamed of themselves
Is it worth to roll on the kita banner for the pasa card? Its on 1 lb.
>>550249202>>550249219Okay, that makes sense given the races she does and lack of power she gets early on. Thanks for the advice!
>>550249436premium semen
>>550249201Yule*
>>550249375why is Kitasan like this?
>>550249552nyo
>>550249552if you already have MLB/3LB kita noit's like the 2nd best one but it's still a p*wer card
sweepy.....
>>550249552condor puta only becomes usable at 3LB and a bretty nice card at MLB. you'd have to be prepared to burn 30k minimum and maybe even a future selector/crystal.
>>550249436Yeah, I sure wonder why.
I see is cuck hours
>>550249724now post the train nishino had ran on her
Would Gold City rape you?
What even are the rate for speed star from Fine Motion. 8/10 time i end up with prepare to pass instead
>>550249724
> MANT is all about race bonus, really friendly to F2Ps!> There's some very few cards that give 15% race bonus and you can miss themHmmmm
>>550249882Only if she's drunk and you're extra dense.
>>550249882only if she sees you flirting with other girl
>>550249883Cards that give gold skills with a chance of failure are based on the stat of the card so if your wit is low you're going to get PTP more often than not
>>550249809>Even in studding Kitasan Black is still being kek'd by DuramenteAnd i thought Equinox changed all that
>>550249882What does Chiyono O have to do with your question?
Was it a good localization?
>>550249436I thought Kita(horse) hates fucking and just wants to run.
>>550249936Your SR Nishino flower?Your (soon) event SSR Sunday?
do we mention the incest...?
>>550249936two of them are SRs, and one of them is free
>>550249936I can already reach 50 race bonus as an F2P...
>>550250046I dunno wtf the middle one is trying to say
>>550250034chiyo chiyo chiyono o is always relevant to the discussion
>>550250046Yes, much better than the middle one.
>>550249936you are saving all of your SR crystals, right anon? surely you didn't burn them on something silly.
>>550250046they changed wei to no cap, unforgivable
>>550250279I burned mine on Taishin and haven't used her a single time so far
>>550250067he just hates being milked day in and day out during mating season
>>550250169>50Anon, a good MANT deck requires 70-75...
To everyone rolling kitasan banner: it’s gonna be better for usThe first run had 0.5% rates while this rerun has 0.75% rates for kitasan black so WE WILL all MLB it in 30k carats…!
Do you do your parent runs on URA anons?What cards do you bring?I always borrow Muteki for THH, Ramp up and Playtime's Over! but the other cards are just a mishmash that let me not job on races
>>550250332endGOD...
Digitan LOVE
>>55025036875? it's 90 or bust, lil bro.
>>550250368>70-75ITS FUCKING OVER
>>550250474Digitan love!
>>550250410I got 3 Rices and 0 Rikos in 200 pulls. That's gonna be you, but with Pasa and Kitasan...
>>550250046Did Maruzensky make the 2nd one?
>>550250016Not to mention Duramente has been dead for 4 years now. Even in death she's stronger than Kitasan.
What was the previous class 6 retention line before reset?
Today, I'll bully little girls.
If umas were male kitasan would've gone down as the biggest cuck in history
>>550249936no one's going to be using the chiyono or dictus cards just for that race bonus
digitan...
>>550250837>Natie 15FUCK VF I THOUGHT SHE WAS A WEAK CARD
>>550250629Someone mentioned 547k, though not sure if true.Made a quick breakdown on what numbers I had, someone can correct it if they have screenshot.547k Dec 15th 543k Dec 8th536k Dec 1th522k Nov 24th513k Nov 17th502k Nov 10th
>>550250901ask her trainer, he constantly has to wash Tachyon's clothes
Sex with Verxina
>leading stallion posting
>>550250901Digital and Tachyon are roomates because they're both Agnes. Is Manhattan cafe also roomates with Tachyon? Why doesn't Digital ever talk about her?
>>550250837>can't run nishino on nishino when she comes outbwos..........
holy...
>>550250952He literally whaled for her you fucking moron and only went for 1LB Riko
>>550250952just borrow her bwo
>>550250368Can you just use an incoherent combination of cards as long as the race bonus reach that high? Or you do still need to be mindful of what cards you're bringing so that rainbows still appear on speed?
>>550251051no, cafe is roommates with bijin
>>550250872>>550251047kitasex
>>550250952>>550250837You pulled for Natie, right anon? So that you can then borrow Fuku and NTR depending on your needs, right anon?
>>550248818Why is Diamond so long? Is she a nagamusume?
>>550251032I can't read that!
>>550251032DIGITAN #!
>>550251072>only went for 1LB RikoAfter all the constant Riko banner shilling? What the fuck?
>>550251146>rainbowsbwo what part of "you won't be training" is so hard to undust?
>>550250837desu F2P players should just use the guts build since vega is so good and urara and bijin are free
>>550251185you can't complain it's google translate
>>550248870>no matter how paintful it gets
>>550251146No. You still want desired stat cards, because MANT is about stacking up on items and then using them all once a very good turn comes. So you want rainbows and TE.
>>550251236bwo im literally a trainer i cant not be training
>>550251236Not even in summer?
2 Festa SSR and.................
>>550251072>downplay Wit Natie>whales Wit Natie>say Riko is a must pull>only 1LB RikoWhat the fuck is wrong with sloptubers
>>550251402umamusume is a gaslight game
>>550251294Vega has only 1% rateMaybe some luckshitters would be able to use her but she's whale card
>>550251369your umas are crying from being hurt and over racingare you going to make them run in the sand during summer too? are you a monster?
>>550250958Oh thanks bro. Yeah I think it stopped at around 547k. Guess it'll be around 554k-557k this week.
>>550251484Answer my question little bitch
Wow!!!
>>550251465you'll have enough crystals to max her by then if you saved all of them
Does hesitant debuff actually do anything
>>550251465You get 2 SR crystals for free. And you get free pulls on Vega+Fuku. So it's not that bad if you are thinking about sparking Fuku.
>>550251484>your umas are crying from being hurt and over racingI'm gonna do so many king halo runs
>>550251402How else he would be able to win? Can't blame him really, there are way too many retards that can't open gametora page for 30 seconds and look at the stats.
>>550251375>MLB stinko windy is betteroh no no no NONOOOOOo
>>550251590It made YOU hesitant by making you come here and ask!
>>550250279b-but muh SR sweepy
>>550251679don't worry bro, when Teio grows up she will become the best card in the game
>>550251738>he fell for the cross-community sweep tosho gaslightexplain why the sweep SR is good in your own words. RIGHT NOW.
yeppers
https://x.com/i/status/2000556879446192366brb gonna wank it
Does anyone have a calculator for inspirations? I'm refusing to believe that I've just done my 15th run with 14* Long and haven't got Long S once.
Think I like season 2 Kita more than her prime.>>550251501Kitasan rerun in coming days, so yeah might expect spike. I'm not worried on Kitasan, but more on other getting good spooks to buff their teams.
>>550251213Would you pay 50 million Yen to have sex with Digitan?
Shant be rolling or spending money on the uma torture scenario. No can't do!
>>550251962Probably single circle affinity
>>550251956I want to put an Umamusume-chan in Digitan's womb
Oguri isn't fat, she's pregnant
>>550252049It's double circle
So what are must pull cards in MANT and Grand Live?
would you rather use biko-kitasan-king or biko-kitasan-sweep?assuming MLBi am using the former but i have a feeling that king's 20 friendship bonus is the source of my bricks...
>>550250958Is 560k going to be safe this week? My team can do better, but I might have to burn a lot of parfaits.
>>550248647I feel like I'm going to get 0/200 and then 1LB my Kita....My luck has been dogshit lately
>>550252126Narita Top Road for sure
>>550251956someone is ready to get impregnated
Well?Which way?
>>550252126MANT = none they all suckGL = Light Helo, Tachyon if you love pace chasers
>>550252129King if you want extra power, sweep if you need TE
>>550252129>he fell for the biko gaslight
>>550252129King if i need more power or firm/corner hints.Sweep if i need some race bonus
>>550252230Easy call
>>550252230Their trainers are so lucky
>>550251956that's not what bellybuttons look like
CB please be my gf
>>55025203650 million to USD at current exchange rates is 322,025 dollars. So yes, I would. I can easily afford that.
Why is Dober specifically made to be raped?She's asking for it
>>550249724>ichiban and german wifehot
>drop your important trainer papers>this uma picks them up and refuses to give them back unless you begwtf is her problem?
>>550252230love my tamasimple as
>>550252574balls lmao gottem
>>550252571aura farmer
>>550250094Funny that they never mate Bakushin with North Flight, considering that their owners like the ship
>>550252373
>>550252571Asking for rape correction
>>550252705That's a third eye
>>550252705I think your uma has pnk eye.
Not getting out of bed for less than 3 rainbows, arrows, or spirit bursts.
>>550252667but they do matethe dueling mate
>>550252749She rapes (You) anon
>>550252705She's literally inviting you
>>550252749I don't think that would work out very well for you, anon...
>>550252451>I can easily afford thatBlackRock manager-san...
>double TP button pressed>finish career with 500k fans>90000 pointsoh no no no NO NO NO MY EVENT BONUS
>>550252571Would she like it if I tried to resist instead? Struggling might excite her.
Can corner connoisseur activate twice like professor of curvature does?
>4 speed/3 power deck >NO rainbows for any summer HmmmmmmmHey Sunday Silence? Stop fucking stealing my rainbows
>most rapey uma gets all the female trainersim nooooticing.,,.,..,..
>>550248647Whales and luck experts is it better 1 pull 200 times or 10 pull 20 timesF2poors need not replyt.small whale
>>550253101You get used to it
>>550253078bwo just look at gametora and see if it mentions a cooldown...
>>55025317010 pulls
post locked-in Bakushins
>>550253174I believe in cafe I could always say screw it and go 5/1 spd stam for the hell of it
>>550253170You want to alternate between 1 and 10. This forces the software to continually regenerate the nonce used in the random engine, and will end up giving you better odds at getting a good pull.
>>550253101>4 speed/3 powerhow much do i need to whale before i get the 7th card slot...
>>550253101Could be worse I got this statline without a swinging maestro to show for it
>>550252749I bet she's submissive in bed
>>55025317010ers for the guaranteed SR
What does common skill mean in these? Doesn't look like same 21 white sparks to me
>>550252230Tamamo since she's the only one smart enough to ask them to bag her shit. I don't want grease everywhere while I'm walking with a bucket of chicken.
>>550253317Bakushin is cutest when she's laughing.
>>550253391Can I ask what the deck looked like? I have decent speed cards and kita borrow so I wanna know what’s a good combo
when do i use these suckers doe
>>550253321I did that for a few uma and it worked out, sometimesKeep up the fight
>>550252230>Tama could only afford a baggie>It's probably just a Chicken Little and a biscuit
>>5502531701 pull 200 times is only good for pulling umas
>>550253540I would spoil tama so bad
>>550252230Creek or Tama. Oguri’s avarice sickens me to my stomach.
>>550253509When you want to spark a banner to save some carats
>>550253509For Kitasan negro, is she coming this month or the next? also Xmas Oguri when?
>>550253492Been trying LB1 bakushin over LB4 halo with pretty decent resultssparks were 4SPD/6POW/3STA
>>550253465Chronodevs are fucking retarded and use “common” for total
>>550253465white skill spark, so excluding race sparks
> 0/15 group AWelp hit that wall pretty fast. What's really depressing is that I notice not a lot of whales winning in my lobbies -- most of my losses were to people like me with no MLB kita.
>>550253471Wa ha ha ha
>>550252230Tama has so much raw sex appeal it should be illegalI will keep posting this
Three suns 'til I'm plum outta this here brickin'...
>>550253540I would do anything in my power to make her happy...
Scorpio guides where?I need to know how to build my wives
>>550253820SOVL
>>550253794Yup, that's the stuff.
>>550253806Poor umas tend to have many children
>>550253806nipslip NOW
am i the only one that doesn't care for the event umas this time?Love the plot and the girls of the past events bu this one it's quite meh.
>>550253717Bakushin isn’t usable until MLB tbdesu
>>550253820NOW YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR TO BRING YEPPERS INTO THIS SHITFUCKING DIE
>>550253713Xmas Onigg in new years (likely fist week of Jan)Kitanigg in March.
>>550253941nyopers
>>550253717Appreciate it! I could work with this…>>550253528I have plenty of toughness to play with. I will make Cafe viable as my ace!
>>550253820yep she would say this
What is the ideal build for a Scorpio Front Runner? Got a Farko spook recently and want to give her a shot next CM. Here is my (scuffed) first try>Where is Groundwork?I KNOW I KNOW I DIDN'T GET A GROUNDWORK SPARK THIS RUN I JUST WANTED TO GET AT LEAST ONE OUT FOR TESTING PURPOSESWhat skills should be prioritized above all else? With the minimal amount of SP Fronts have to work with when you consider they'll always have to take Angling + Early Lead + Groundwork + 3 Greens, I want to spend it as optimally as possible.
https://files.catbox.moe/midt6j.jpg
>>550252571It's a test. If you do beg, she slaps the collar around your neck.
>>550253820Now this is a good post.
>>550253864i've accepted the only way to have early info is by seeing what discord niggers are doing in their CM rooms
>>550253864DOTO I CANT BREATHE YOUR BOOBS ARE KILLING ME
>>550254007>Kitanigg in March.what??
>>550253963>>550253820So this is the hick/ebonics uma?
I need to emergency train one last uma for this cm. I'm ditching rabbit suzuka seiun for a 3 end/2 end 1 pace comp. Golshi + Mayano + ???. I dont have cafe and taishin..
>he's going to pull on FRAUDasan black
dia would do this
>>550253864sorry I'm not bothering to build for CM until the kitasan rerunfor stam just go for the usual: 200 stam/1 gold less than what sloptubers say. Literally never failed me
>>550254109I'm not into femdom but I'm going to have to pull on her banner.
>>550254213Approx near the 1st anni nigga.
>>550254220Don't call yeppers a nigger please
So Narita Brain is a joyless cunt. What is her problem?
>>550253540i wish i could fatten her up so bad bwos
>>550254264Why would you cheat Scarlet right in front of her?
>>550253791>when you hit the career tab on the winner's uma for that tiny dose of copium and they used literally the same deck as youAt some point you need to simply concede that they were the better trainer, and probably the better human. You don't deserve as much as them and it's better that they won. They'll be showing off their trophy to their girlfriend and friends, who would you even show it to?
>>550254264why is kitasan making that face tho
>>550254489No trainer dik
>don't pull on kitasan, wait for the rerun!>don't pull on the rerun, wait for NTR!
>>550254421do we get new f2poor uma each anni? I want biko now
>>550253509When they finally fix the fucking thing and let you do a 10roll with them
>>550247750I usually have to pick middle option twice for Unity races. Sucks. What options do you pick? The past 20 careers I've done it's triangles and x's in the top option for the first two races
I look like this
>>550254729the second and third race's calculations are all fucked, I've done clean sweeps with 3 xs, jus tpick middle first time then all top
>>550254565she is pure sex
>>550254759That navel window is so slutty
for all you bricked faggots, how excited are getting for Kitasan rerun? I've got 61k carats hoarded, and I will have my mlb kita. Fucking finally
Yeah the plot of this event sucks, Gold city is mad that people think she is beautiful.
>>550254915typical stacy behavior.
Tamamo is poor and has a small penis
>>550254575NTR is a meme and anyone competent knows thisIf you really think she's necessary then just borrow her
>>550254908>I've got 61k carats hoarded, and I will have my mlb kita
this is genuinely one of the worse generals. i shudder to think what someone who posts here looks like and what he does in his day to day life
>>550254529Get that cuck fantasy outta here
>>550254908I got 0 kita's during her first run and had to spark a 0 mlb copyI got 0 ssrs during the free 100 rollsI have 60k carrots, the ssr ticket and the rainbow quartzI WILL mlb her this time
>>550255038I can tell you for a fact that it being mostly on topic brings it above half of the generals of this board
>>550255038we're way better than the grubble general
>>550255038>post game related stuff>work for the government :)
>>550255038what? you don't like cute girls?
holy fucking low roll
>>550255038>and what he does in his day to day lifeThey take homes from single moms to get bigger end year bonuses working as managers at bl*ckrock, absolutely based posters I say.
>>550255015I have 0lb kita, so I just need two more copies (30k each) and that brings me to LB2, then I use selector and upgrade jim to get mlb. Worst case scenario and I STILL get mlb kitaeat shit and kill yourself
>>550254575I'm convinced at this point that KSB is a wit check on Torenas
I FUCKING LOST TO THIS
>>550255038is every 3 posts in this general scat? No? Then shut the fuck up
>>550254576You mean selector tickets? I think you gotta pay money for those in the carat shop, that how it worked for 1st anni in JP. And Biko Niggasus was in non-playable hell up until 3rd anni.
>>550255038
>>550254908dropping the game if i get 0 copies again in a sparkshrimple as
>>550255038>genuinely one of the worst generalsyou must not have posted in many generals. People here actually play the game and talk about it constantly. Soon enough everyone will get bored and start screaming about trannies instead, enjoy it while it lasts.
Why are people here crazy about Curren? I don't see it
>>550254908I got 60k too, with crystal + selector. I start with 0LB so worst case scenario I still get 2 from sparks + items to get to MLB, but that would suck so bad and ruins my future plans
>>550255038teio fault
>>550253820cute
>>550255038damn dude, you ever been to /xivg/?
>>550255165that's the worse case scenario, but there's no way you don't get her this time. You have one copy, each additional copy is 30k (assuming shit RNG), meaning after two sparks you're at LB2, then you use upgrade mats for MLB. I hope you pull three copies in 200 pulls, but one can never tell.
>>550255038Why would you lie on the internet? This is one of the comfiest generals and some of the most chill entertaining corners of this siteAny other generals have some newfag brown being uppity and aggressive for no reason at all, ERP faggots that will lash out if you're not in the discord, and generally unfunny memes copied from reddit/uma/ is a holy grail among all the turds
>>550255278looks like my last mayano. she was looking good until like the last 10 turns and then...it just didn't materialize.
>>550248647If I pull to spark here and go to zero how many carats will I have by April if I don't spend any more?Please reply. I need good support cards but I also need Nishino Flower
these are the cards we're supposed to skip the kitasan BLACKED rerun for?you can't be serious.
What is this schizo campaign about? The other gatcha games are constant numberfagging about cygames this and wuwa that, and here in drama free umaland we get some retard with scat, gore and occasional gatcha/casino criticism. Like what discord got shit in their cornflakes this morning?
>>550255459same. I really want to spark the all-uma banner and pull for either Dober or Bourbon. Can't do that if I blow all my carats on kita.
>>550255336what general does thisin fact, which are the worst generals on this site? it can't all be hoyothreads
>>55025490840k plus crystals, already have her at 0lbI cope that the gacha wont fuck me in the ass this time
what if I want to fuck spechan
THIS SHIT GAME
>obvious bait>still get a gorillion replies
>>550255639/ksg/ has to be up there.
>>550248647go to the calculator and do the needfulhttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1iY7taAdz0Xa_Zd8ZMeQLBnE_tpJr6Pl6hXRHzpiX8ko/edit?pli=1&gid=607505096#gid=607505096
>>550255529nothing about this run was good for me, my current best mayano was with 3 spd + R riko + 2 pow so I swapped to 4 speed to try and get closer to the threshold but it hasn't been working out for me recently
>>550255623>0 prioerm, matikanebros...? you sure you want to blow 60k on this....
>>550255690Pre-patch you'd also get hit by night owl and mood downs in both
>>550255623ntr one is poop, its not actually even 20 starting TE but starts at 1 instead
>>550255704we need more Taiki posts
>>550255276Is Neo Universe for (you)?
>>550255862You have no idea
>>550255639>what general does thisI haven't been in /bag/ in over a year, but there used to be a singapoor schizo that would spam scat and gore in the thread 16 hours a day for YEARS. I think some changes to /vg/ happened because of that guyhe stopped for a while when we made fun of him for spamming in Christmas, but as usual he came back he's probably still there, I wouldn't want to check
>>550255862One of the biggest for (you) in the game.
>>550255768i remember the ddlc general was like "hahaha no way we're going to be like /ksg/ haha no way. this game is a fad and this general will die before it has the chance to become another /ksg/."
>>550255862>literally travels through space and time to find (you)maybe...
>>550253354
>>550255336sometimes im thankful cygays spergs out about nsfw because it means that uma musume scat is nonexistent
>>550255704I really hate the american accent japanese thing they made.
>I want to replace my 1pace 2end team to 2 angling pace 1end>fear that this might brick my angling Pace that have been winning races so farThis CM is very hard and complicated
>>550254908I am more excited at the prospect of getting 3R Rikos. That will truly unbrick my account.
>>550255831>>550255704I want to hug her
NIGGERS *drops mic*
>>550255639the street fighter general is pretty grim
>>550255831
>>550255038Go to /fgog/ for a couple of days
>>550256150cuckqueen would say this.
>>550256150Makweeen wouldn't say this
>>550256092make a really bad oonige suzuka for your pace to chase after and catapult away
>>550255964>>550256113huhhhhhhh
>>550253941I like all of them, actually. They're calm and easygoingness fits the vibe, imo. Except Curren Chan. Different tastes, I suppose.
Taiki time? Taiki time.
why the hell does uma 1 have a higher survival rate
honestly i can say that umamusume has pretty much 0 bad girls
>>550254915Normal Gold City behavior then, whining about first world problems
>>550254908Slowly realizing 1 more copy of Kitasan won't make up for all the skill I'm lacking
>>550256000He was here for the first few weeks too
>>550256474
>>550256150https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-Yiq4K21IE
Orange
>>550254915>>550256541Gold Shitty*
>>550255038>this is genuinely one of the worse generalsCompared to the other general I frequent this place is heaven
>>550256285I got abysmal luck on RIko's banner and ended up with 1LB R Riko. I decided not to spark so I could have the 'rats for the Kita banner since the card pool is better.
>>550255623Fuku is the one you want but it's a whale only card.MANT is the most f2p friendly gamemode anyway, you don't need the best cards at all.
Why such a low wr? Is this game bullshit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V95_mPso_Yo
>>550256657Power is a memestat
>>550255979>>550256024I shall now roll for her>>550256046tell me moreAnyway, is there a site I can easily read the Umas stories? Or is all up on youtube?
>>550256657>No Uma Stan and uncapped speedRetard
>>550256396i see, i do like girls like Spe,El Condor Pasa, all the girls from the Halloween event more. Also i find their "character struggles" really bad: Gold city is mad that people find beautiful, the oner joyless cunt is mad she is wasting time on this instead of training more and the others just exist.
>>550256657>low gutsYour golshi doesn't win any duel and the only races she's winning are the ones she wins because the other umas shat the bed.
Remember to not fuck horses or the JRA will geld you
>>550256358No, she's Trainer's
>>550256657>he fell for the power meme
>>550256876the horses are the ones fucking us
If there are any anons who don't have a club, shortstack has a sudden opening. Casual, firmly B+ and marvelous
>>550256657>teio debuff>POTENTIAL debuff>it's on instead of just ramp up540 skill points wasted therealso>uncapped speed
>>550256930I mean, how can you not look. Even just a peek every now and then...
>>550256951why does a casual club have a sudden opening....ayashi....
>skipped lone wolf on cafe because of taishin>taishin turns out to be a bumshe sabotages my team even while benched
>>550253317does anyone have the comic where she locks in with this face
>>550257019Congratulations, you're now married to Doto.
>>550253317
...is she implying that gold city is actually a high class escort specializing in daddy play?
>>550257076yes but I can't post it with janny watching
>>550257043Dunno, I logged in and the guy had left by then. He didn't even ask for a kick, so I dunno if he's going to get into a club in time.
>>550256930how Doto associates looking at her boobs with marriage?
>>550257137Oh no...
>>550256930any time i see these kinds of comics i don't get it. the umas aren't very sexy because they're just anime archetypes instead of interesting people. i don't think i would ever want to wife a gacha girl up i would get annoyed and beat the shit out of her.
>>550255782Its a friend card that gives you speed rainbows. It doesn't replace either of those two cards, its used with them.
>>550257167L*ng CM takes another victim....
>>550257228>all according to keikaku
>>550257256do you happen to be russian?turkish?croatian?
>>550257349Doto is so damn cute
>>550256657>near max pow but below 1100 speedYou're supposed to click speed bwo... it's a race speed you're supposed to go fast...
>>550256657This golshi is the one I'm running. 28% win rate lol
>>550257349chestnut mouth
So is matchmaking live or not?
>>550256521Stamina eater is a white recovery.
>>550257378holy shit you're right.
Races run Rice (40), Spe (5), Golshi (30). I was so excited when I finished the Spe run but she only managed to win one race. Maybe tomorrow will be better
>>550257570yes and no.
>>550257182Doto has a very weird way of thinking. Lewd even.
>>550257570I read before some /uma/ club members got match made into one another but the other member said he wasn't even playing at that time when it happened, so... no?
>You WILL laugh at my reddit humor
>>550257464Yeah but 900 speed frontrunners will win. Fuck I wish screenshotted that shit. Anyways survey over game's bullshit.
>>550257682am retarded
>>550257732Doto marriage
>>550257732
>>550257869>2 star golshinigga...
So this golshi and fuku are some of the strongest umas I've ever trained and I understand why they're winning, but this Opera was just supposed to be a pinball flipper for them to bounce NSM off. She has 1130 speed, 1000 stamina, and whatever skills I could get her (I trained with power rice and chose the rice team for her heal skill so there's no NSM) but she wins bizarrely often. Is Opera actually... good? Her unique seems really easy to activate.
>>550257732shame her career is just>Opera Opera Opera Opera
>>550258021One night with me would be enough to take Opera off her mind forever
>>550257869
>>550258021it was her rival what did you expect?
>>550257980Going to take a while to get the 100 stars
>>550257570It's live until it isn't. If loading takes too long then it means it's matching you with a ghost.
>>550258021You don't respect the classics. What's next, you're gonna buttfuck Mozart?
>>550258021>Did you just say Opera?
>>550257869>these umas>that wrwhat...
>>550248214Few things certain in life: Death, Taxes & You May Socialize With Me
>>550258021Sadly yeah but it somehow isn't bad despite that. It tackled how she overcomes Opera and instead of the usual admiration, it turns into Rivalry. Both of them are being weighed down by it so it wasn't only Doto's story.
>>550258349You just said Death three times?
>>550255038This is the only general I come to regularly now
>>550258259>the opponent's race results will not be affectednani!? So I can win, and the other guy can also win? But that means that I can lose, and the other guy can win, but in reality he actually lost... I see, so that's why the final round has ACTUAL matchmaking brackets.
>>550258335why won't she just rape me already?
>>550256643>you dont need cards>you dont even need good parents>you just have to run a career for 90minI think there's a reason this event is not fondly remembered and its not the whales crying about it.
>>550258021Whatever you do, don’t look up how the actual Doto’s career went
>>550255629Uma is THE flagship gacha of Japan by far. So chink actors try to bring them down and get people to sabotage the social spaces of the "enemy". It's probably not the chink gacha game companies themselves, but their owners or someone affiliated with the owners. State doesn't even need to be involved. This is just standard chink best practices.If you look into the black heart of a chink, you see scat & guro spam.
>>550258335just like that? not even a kiss or a dinner?
I have memories of PETA being a somewhat normal, respectable enough organization way back, but from talking to some people I'm left wondering if it actually ever changed or if it's just my memory playing tricks on me.Maybe I just didn't pay enough attention to it, so before social media they just came off as overzealous rather than full-on retarded.
>>550258021
Managed to get into group A with this being the 3rd win that I needed.Long really is RNG heavy and all the end closers jobbed hard including mine that didn't proc their single golden recovery. Their wit is 100+ higher than my Teio too.
>>550258531It means if you get matched with a ghost, the ghost doesn't count its loss because he's not actually racing
>>550257869this is in B bracket... right?
Bwos... I'm so fucking scared I don't even want to queue. What if I don't qualify? I already got demoted in TT.
>>550258657>I have memories of PETA being a somewhat normal, respectable enough organization way backlmaoyour memory is faultythey were getting clowned on for doing wack shit 20 years ago
>>55025857990 mins? i guess if you play with skip offshould take at most 50 mins, that's actually way less time then what unity takes if you want to make an ace
>>550258657They probably started out with noble intentions, and then down the line as more and more people joined lost track of what it originally wanted to do.
>>550258657peta has been hosting dog concentration camps for like 30 years
>>550258691Yes, I missed the 2nd day and did not qualify for A
>>550255038Wrong! You’re in love with me. You’re desperately waiting for the day I get down on one knee and propose.
>>550258741it's time to face realityyou peaked
>>550258741Grow up
>>550258657When?
>>550255038I've posted in many other generals over the years.>star citizen generalinsane spiteposting and rage and zero game discussion.>POE generalinsane spiteposting and rage and very minimal game discussion, usually just calling other people mean names>monster hunter generalinsane spiteposting and rage and some game discussion, usually just calling other people mean names, few people who are nice to each other retreated to a discord and hardly interact with the broader communityIt's autistic but I feel like the mark of a good thread is how many cute/funny/retarded ritualposters are allowed to exist. Unironically the /a/ DBZ threads have more soul than most generals here.
>>550259015Why would I want to grow up
>>550258679funny how one person will get matched with buhii taishins, golshis and cafes and other will get matched with... this
>>550258259When’s the best time to queue against ghosts?
>>550258657They were always the edgy, stinky brother of Greenpeace. That South Park episode seems like an exaggeration with the bestiality and gore but nope that's been PETA's modus operandi for years.
>>550258587Buddy I sub to the SCMP and they're still shilling Japanese dramas and videogames. The wheelbarrows still gotta do overtime for Christmas and the spring festival is late. If you told me this discord group was full of bugmen I would still believe you but I don't buy the idea that the fire nation is pivoting their best wolf warriors to make nip gatcha discussion insufferable.
sweep THOUGHshoTHOUGHkai teiosymboli ruTHOUGHfmeisho THOUGHtosaTHOUGHno diamondTHOUGHsen jordanmejiro THOUGHbergentilTHOUGHna
>>550258657PETA has always been bad, but normal "it can't be helped we're retarded" bad, if you want to look at real biblical kind of evil check up on NESTLE. PETA won't look so bad after that, just retarded.
>>550259102I was matched with a buhii
>>550258657Peta, like most charities, don't do shit with the money they receive. Most of the money goes into "running the organization" which is code for going into the owner's pocket. They kill some dogs every few months and get their fanatics to do a publicity stunt every now and then, but that's it.
>>550255038You can just tell this guy is going to pull for kitasan
But what if the trainer doesnt consent?
Good bait honestly
>>550258657>reddit tachyon
>>550255278it only gets worst somehow.
>>550255038The Love Live general is so, so much worse. And somehow the ones shitting up the general have been doing it for YEARS.
just 20 more shop star pieces and i'll have my very own makween
>>550258679Teio is simply built different. She is one spectacular umamusume, I tell you hwhat.
>>550259121idk why you'd want to purposely match with ghosts since it's pulling for everyone including whales instead of matching directly with guaranteed retards during SEA hours but probably around now until reset.
>>550259398I admire your dedication to Mccute
>>550259329>tumblr cafe
>>550258850How fucking long are your unity runs?
>>550259398I am in the same situation but ever since they added more trainees to it I haven't been able to buy a single McQueen star piece. It's just Bakushin and Nice Nature spam plus the occasional alt I don't give a shit about. HATE.
>>550259497
fucked up lowroll, literally all my multi arrow trainings were on fucking wit
>>550259398>only 1.5 mil monies
>>550256824Mostly youtube yeah, people usually translate them
Thank you Nature!
>>550259329Dr. Tachyon, I'm URA.
>>550259310that just makes it hotter
>>550259663this is beautifulplease show me the stats for the obuhi fat she beat
>>550259398legend races usually give you around 80-90 stars, where do the remaining ones come from?
>>550259606Nta but are there gonna be any significant money sinks any time soon? I just spend on raise potentials whenever I have enough monies
>>550259557>posting chink slop
>>550259089Because then you wouldn't be scared of trivial things
We all know she has micromanko, but the butt is still fat right?
I was just doing a good deed and this orange uma felt my dick, who do I report this to?
>>550259557Tachyon pantsu...
>>550259883It isn't trivial to me.
>>550259938only if you work on it
>>550259398I don't think I'll ever use those to unlock honses. I'm still missing a lot but I'll be rolling everything for Tamamo IF I still have leftovers after Kitasan
>>550259779
>>550259840
>>550259445What times have worked best for you?
>>550258679>9-way mexican standoff where whoever gets the good NSM proc wins>end closer combos that just automatically win unless they're against something equally stupid>even for big whales, the edge their stats give them can't overcome a good NSM, so it's always up in the air>non-whale Umas usually only have 2 gold recoveries and don't make it to the finish line if they miss one>lots of Umas with barely enough or downright cope-tier HP so a few debuffs, or rushed, and they die on the tracks>turbo lopsided nature of the running style plotting lends itself to weird promotions and BROCKINGIt's the perfect storm of roulette, the results are always up to chance, a shitter can get a 4-1 and a cracked team can go 2-3
>>550259781daily and monthly store stuff.
>you will never see Mayano Top Gun screaming in front of actual tom cruisehttps://bsky.app/profile/milph.mom/post/3ls7pfat6y22cBros I sometimes feel like I got invested in Uma way too late and all the cool stuff happened years ago...
>>550260010That's wild. How did your Nature beat that?
If you saw one person fire a skill like BoFA is that where EVERYONE that had BoFA was supposed to fire it on that race or does everyone get their own activation point?
>>550260217what kind of people like this horse ?
>>550257167why does inari one have such huge tits
>>550260113I lost to this >>550255313 after she was somehow able to proc NSM instantly and all her recoveries despie that wit
>>550260312The second one. You can tell easily with maestro since some procs happen at the start of the corner and some happen at the end.
>>55026005110pm or 4am EST usually avoids whales from my experience. Stay clear of primetime (6-8:00) and lunch break hours.
I do not like the little music theme you hear in this event's screenIt has an ominous sense of wrongness and pagan degeneracy
>>550260312It depends on the skill. Some like Go Home Specialist always proc at a single point. BoFA has phase_random, which means at the start of the race each uma has a random specific point of the race where they can proc the skill. So it will be different for each uma.
is this more reliable as late for CM?
>>550260365people with a huge libido
>>550260217I'm a big titty enjoyer, but something about this horse drives me wild.
>>550259663I have no idea, she's my 2nd best though on 30% wr
So Narita Brain is the embodiment of "The wolf doesn't concern himself with:"
>bluesky
>>550260365I like her, she's cute
>>550260304>>550260583I fucked up
>Finally get to my PC>First thing I see is not only a Current thread but someone with reddit spacing unironically linking to fucking PedoSky
>open game>select legacies for scorp cm ace run>remember that kita banner is soon>close game
>>550260304It's a Pace. His Natie probably activated NSM as soon as possible and her unique gives a velocity boost once 3rd place onwards
>>550260596>we have ascended from linking to twitter
>>550254908I have 66k carats, no Kitasan card and going to skip unless I get her on the first ticket
>parent run>forgot to get mood to great before G1>get 2nd>it was two races in a row>get 2nd again
>>550260010lmfao. it's even stronger than I expected. Love seeing Nature win, and love seeing piggus get dunked on.
>>550260365high test men
>>550248418dura plapped first
>>550260525That has always been more reliable as late and end closer than as a Pace chaser. It only activates 3rd below
>be Cafe’s trainer >Cafe is quite innocent and cute >her friend however keeps trying to rape me or push me onto cafe >tachyon keeps wanting me to fuck her and become her house husband >I just want to train Cafe….
>at 450 wit you have ~80% chance of firing a skill>Swinging Maestro fires 1 out of 5 times in a setoklegitimately wondered if i forgot to even give her the skill for a split second
>>550258801I remember them getting clowned for being zealous or annoying over shit most people don't care about, but over domestic animal abuse or in a more "meat is murder" kind of way, not the absolutely meme tier chicanery I see every time their name pops up now>>550259126...I might be partially coalescing them with Greenpeace in my memories. I never paid too much mind to any of those organizations, and they didn't have a meaningful local presence.
>>550260843>and love seeing piggus get dunked on.the nature is 3*. f2p can't afford to roll on umas. You're cheering for a whale, idiot.
>>550260754but the Kita banner is in march.
>>550261006>Kita rerun is in MarchWhat?
>>550260754Time to make cm8 parents then.
>>550260417wit is always cope stat for non-frontsthe impact on the barely trigger rate is small even before 400, it's just that over 400 it's basically non-existent
>>550261001f2p can afford to roll sometimes, and you can buy star pieces in the daily shops. source: I'm f2p and I have a pretty solid collection of umas and all my cheapos are 3* now, even the disgusting loser ones like Tickezo and Ryan
>>550260990>>550258657i think your understanding of them used to be normalfag tier, they always went around murdering animals in the name of "saving them". They always cared more about feeling and being seen as the "good guys that care about animals" than actually doing something good for animals since they always killed all animals they "rescue".
>>550261116SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX WITH BOYS AAAAAAAA CHEVA MY BELOEVED
>>550261001I love impulse rolling
>>550260954trainerless umas get really jealous
>>550261232
>>550261001anon your buhi radar is tuned too high. the game gives us free carets sometimes.
>>550261232dont say that.....
mACKqueen getting chased by spooky pigger ghosts
>>550261001just skip cards
At what time EST does each day of CM start?
>>550260891And their daughter ended up being as big a brat as Sweep was https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yr8KK6OGGHY
>>550260596I know a person who ditched Xitter because of her hateboner for Elon and exclusively uses bsky no matter how garbage it is in every way.>High concentration of mediocre artists flocked there to avoid the AI boogeyman >Most big/decent artists that also use it don't upload to it nearly as much as they do on Twitter >Shitty resolution cap vs Twitter's forced-jpegness
>>550259938SNIFFFFFF
>>550258657We thought the exact same for the Hollywood, giving it all a shine of mystique and wonder, especially the actors and directors! Usually we've never hear any of them speak except on the Red Carpet or some Talk Show, then twitter arrived.. Now we hear their bullshit on a daily basis, them pretending to be some high and mighty beings that NEED to be heeded. Same thing happened to PETA and it's reputation while it tried to stay relevant by attacking video games like Mario or now Uma.
Is kitasan rateup tonight?
>>550261205Not quite true. Let's say you have 10 skills. Your chance of proccing all 10 at different wits is:400: 7.8%600: 19.7%800: 30.3%1000: 38.9%If you only need a single skill to proc, sure. But even if we ignore other parts of wit like pace up, it still affects your skill chance.
>>550261001nta I have all the free ones at 3* from my Doto spark + Daily shop and I'm still 0LB Kitasan
>shit out a golshi with 1200 speed/970 stam/1130 power in a few careers>try to recreate the miracle with Opera>cant hit 1200 speed even with 4 speed cards>stamina never nearly high enough despite being 20% growth rate>power not even worth mentioningwhat am I doing wrong... why have the highrolls forsaken me...
just realized i literally have not seen nemesis proccing this whole time
what will you do if you lose the finals?
>>550260365schizo trolls
>>550261651Nemesis requires 4th so outside of specific situations (like a lot of fronts), if it procs you are losing.
Stay warm!!!
Air Shakur [7 More Copies]
>>550261528>vs Twitter's forced-jpegnessForcing JPEG isn't even the issue, too hard compression (sub 90 quality) is. To hear websites limiting image resolution in 2025 is hilarious tho.
>>550261639nobody would be that stupid, just admit you bought
>>550260596>>550260778do you guys expect me to download the video and re-encode it for 4chan? sorry im a brainlet. yada!
>>550261184I haven't made parents since cancer cup, unity giving it's on & nsm already demand a shitload of skill pts so white spark are less desirable, the parents I made throughout the months of playing have fine blue/pink sparks
>>550261519this is pretty amusing. Clean Sweep just sperging out
>>550261001>less than half a month to 2026>still no 3* on free umas?????????????????
>>550261824Instead no one will look at it period so good job
>>550261943blud musta joined yesterday, yeppers
>>550261794kys dearest anon
>>550261718Cope with the fact that I’ve already won my zodiac’s title (Taurus)
what’s the ideal f2poor (with MLB Kitasan) deck for MANT
>>550261824Its okay, bro. I didn't know what site I was on until after I watched the video.Tom's confusion yet willingness to play along was pretty cool. I dunno why he gets so much hate.
>>550261718Nothing. I've been losing all CMs so far anywyas
AAAAIIIIIIIEEEEE PUT IT BACK
Can someone remind me why we hate whales again?
>>550262224>f2poor (with MLB Kitasan)
I-I don't want to do a career run
>>550262168>>550261718>Streak of 4 titles>Will very probably lose plat for my own Zodiac signThere was no other way this could have turned outThe universe demanded it
>>550261503dahby for attentionWhen is the daily reset for CM attempts? I didn't do it last night because all the sweats are on the moment it opens so I waited for today to do it but I'm worried I accidentally just skipped an entire day because I waited too long.
>>550261718I'll take the winnings, put on whatever title I get and start building for the next CM. What a dumb question.
>>550261718For the first time I cant even get to A finals.
>>550262386It’s supposed to be the sort of shadowy cartoony villain type of joke, but I think along the way it stopped being a joke for some people
>>55026249010pm gmt, the same time banners drop and events start
HOLY SHITBLESSED ROLL
>>550262443Imagine being a Libra lol
>>550261001I'm f2p(true) and all my umas are 3 stars. You need to use your statues bwo events shit them out constantly.
>>550262490in about 3 hours and 12 mins CM resets
>>550262645If I'd known more about Doto when it was her banner I probably would've pulled for her with my pathetic stash of f2p currency. She's such a cutie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFawbORFr20>When Suzuka was injured, he didn't flip out, he didn't injure his jockey>He silently went to the side of the track, dropped off his jockey and then collapedSuzuka...
What's the problem with using bluesky?
>>550262415Its not entirely unfeasible for someone to heavily luckshit MLB Kitasan as a F2P if they didn't roll on any banner except for her's since launch
>>550261001I don't think this is even bait, I think it's a joke. People are just too conditioned here to assume other anons are retarded for good reason, it shows a lot in math intensive games, I would know, as an expert retard.
>>550262940>Bluesky Tachyon
>>550262848>mind broken by PETAbuy an ad
awful lot of piggy apologists in this thread compared to the other day
>>550262848
>>550263020Ever since buhi Teioposter converted (bought out by AIPAC), it’s been nothing but piggies in here
>>550262847Same. I didn't know anything and just assumed she's a mikuru, big breasts, cries, helpless. But seeing her interactions later, she seems hilarious. And the real horse is cute. Regret.
Goddamn finally, she just refuses to proc her skill for this race, barely won through raw stats this career
>>550261718Change my trainer card to this
whore city pitussy
>>550263223That's actually very creative. I kneel
>>550260365The kind that wants to ravage the librarian girl that looks shy and proper but is kinky in bed.
>>550262960Isn't it just normal? I started playing either during her banner or right before it, fully F2P, heard she was good and IIRC got enough rolls to spark two copies. Aside from that you just need 1 from the rolls themselves, now that we got a ticket and a free uncap.
>>550263269
I have started buying Uma merch. It's never been so over for me.
>>550247750sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt after she wins the Arima Kinensniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt as she settles in at Tracen
>>550263264My torena, you must make choice. Beautiful, PURE Yukino Bijin. ORdesignated Whore Shitty
>>550263512Cute.
>>550262403Post the rest
disdain for luckcels
>>550263512That Kachow looks scary
>>550263163Don't post AI slop of my wife
>>550263512Urge to tip Teio over
>>550263508
>>550263550STALLIONS CANT WEAR BLOOMERS THIS IS BANNED BY URA
>>550263648I am lower than the algae at the bottom of the pond
>>550263691isn't the whole point that other people are doing whatever they want with her? Isn't that what all the NTR jokes are about?
potencial uma...
>>550252230Oguri's gluttony disgusts me!
>>550263691based
DANCHOOOO
>>550264028Don’t worry, I’ve told the DoD that Aidan is hiding drug boats in his house
>>550263976Cute Groove, I wonder who's doing gens of her
>>550261001yeah but metaslave oguri using piggies are worse than other piggies so i'll take the opportunity to laugh at them any time
>>550252230>>550250662Creek Big Love
wtf are uma headphones
>>550262649Libras are social butterflies, master negotiators, people that are genuinely able to bring other people into a state of easeI was born under the wrong sign by mistake
>no point trying to luck-shit a better libra ace since finals are a coinflip anyway>no point building scorpio aces, parent farming, or refreshing TT units since banner is in three days>no point fan farming for fan farming's sakesorry but not sorry danchou.
>>550264343Your yeppers points?!?
>>550264343pretty much. i've been dropping all my gacha games lately and i think it might be uma musume's time soon
>>550261718I've literally only won one final and it was the one I deserved the least (missed the deadline for setting the team, misses the deadline to watch the race).I'm no stranger to getting RNG screwed so I don't mind losing, but I really hope my triple endkekers can kek a pig through RNG since it'd be really funny.
What's with that reaction?
>>550254109bark bark bark!
>>550264615It reminds her of Weeb Wonder and she is disgusted
Don't worry danchou, I'll do double to make up for that guy
>>550263976Cute image of my wife
>>550264512based>>550264343>no point in parent farmingwhat are you on about bro? that banner isn't gonna meaningfully improve your odds of a decent parent, to the mines with you if you wanna minmax
I have many questions regarding the /uma/ club situationNow that most /uma/ clubs are sitting incomplete, what is even the point of maintaining quotas? Isn't any player better than no player, even if they don't play everyday?Does this general even have enough actual people to fill up the dozen+ clubs created since summer?Also isn't recruitment season just dead since the clubs can't fill up even halfway into the month?Why aren't clubs with empty spots advertising here?Or if some autists insist on quotas, then why don't the clubs plan to consolidate to at least get all the most active players in one place?
>>550264512As if you’re doing anything more productive
>URA high score: 12,790>Unity high score: 13,630What am I doing wrong?
>>550261718Nothing, I will feel bummed about it but I tried, god knows I tried.If this is the CM with Ms. Victoria and I lose to golshi, you're not prepared for the melty that will befall this thread. But let's not think about horrible things.
Would you fuck a loser umamusume?
>>550264343You should always be farming grandparents because nothing other than luck shitting 3-stars matters for them. Best to do it when there's an event on.
3 parent runs yesterday, 3 parent runs today, got a 1* blue 6 times, shit's painful
I forgot how frustrating Bourbon's career was
>>550264343I completely flatlined yesterday. I need to do double the runs this evening to make up for it
Which one /uma/?
>>550264343Danchud here.I know your F2P ass will farm the 900k for the event don't pretend you won't.
>>550265074You'll triple the runs or else you're out.t. danchou
>>550264834/uma/clubs are not recruiting anymore because they're full and no one wants to leave their comfy club. The only ones that have a hard time filling up members are those with fan quotas meanwhile the comfy clubs' quota is more like of an inactivity check.
>>550264834>Now that most /uma/ clubs are sitting incompleteMambo is still 30/30
>>550264736gacha games in general are just for playing for a bit and dropping like a used up whore when you get bored>>550264839well i have university and a job so any amount of free time (yes even on the train when i do my gacha dailies) is good. gacha is bottom of the barrel even for wasting time so really anything is better, doesn't even have to be productive
>>550264936I would give my virginity to Belno
>>550265104Best sister
>>550265154Sir, yes, sir!
>>550264874just do a sprint career with wit cards if you want big number
What's her problem?
>>550264936Fuck? No, we're training her, get her to do stamina training NOW
>>550265360she wants a puppy
Looking for club, stopped playing for a month due my job but i am back.791295951291
Oh no...
>>550265127second one looks better to me because it has more things, and it's not a gutslet. if everything hits though the left one has higher potential.
>>550265518remember danchou, rule #1 is NEETs only.
>>550251375>>550251679rare source of pace straights tho
Dancho I can't do any fan runs anymore. The game wont let me
>>550264936I want to frequent a hole in the wall ramen shop that gets barely any customers, and is waitressed by a cute late 20s npc-level uma who sucked at racing, and then marry her
>>550257162but it's a safe for work comic...
>>550265623god, raisu is such a little whore
>>550265687Basashimi…
>>550265127honestly i don't fucking know because this game is literally just gambling and the advice this general gives changes every day. yesterday stamina was the meme stat and power was good. today power is bad and guts is actually what you need. tomorrow who knows. fuck these niggers.
>>550265127left
Danchou remember the flatliners, tomorrow you kick them so they won't be able to join any clubs.
>>550265781>picture of girl eating toast>WHAT A WHORE???
>>550265518...you're unemployed now?
>>550265360She has a rape list (you are the only person on it)
>>550265193>gacha games in general are just for playing for a bit and dropping like a used up whore when you get boredI agree, but I personally have a hard time dropping them, especially permanently, since they're an easy way to procrastinate on doing important stuff, or useful stuff or playing real games
>>550265127Both are shit because of lack of wit, but if you must then right is better, due to higher wit (and guts too)
>Two borrow runs with lowrolls and no gold stamina skills
have cygames ever done a "what if" scenario story or anime/comic/web series whatever? feels like some easy writing and fan service.
>>550265990nah, got had to change jobs.
>>550264834Nobody is recruiting, because they are full. The situation remains stable, since the Mambogeddon didnt happeb and the club end times are not approaching.
>>550264918When did Ms Victoria come out for the other servers?
what if i had sex with tokai teio
>>550266235it would be extremely painful
doto clumsy paizuri
>>550266227Libra Cup according to witGOD.
The CM continues to resolve vastly better than expected4/5/3/34/3/4/54/1/1/5Getting 5 wins in round 2 is completely unprecedented for meI can't tell if I'm getting insanely lucky at avoiding the whales or if the cm rooms in this general that completely demoralized me and caused me to give up and cut preparations for this cm a week early were only representative of the top 0.001% of the pigger population
>>550266330>>550266330>>550266330>>550266330
>>550266330You're a big trainer.
>>550265974she's clearly asking for it
thanks for the 30 energy and PTO, hoebag
>>550266382>Taishin>White spurt???
>>550266492Please don't call her that
>>550266382I think you swapped the golshi and taishin skills bwo...
>>550266382>triple recovery on taishinanon, what are you doing?
>>550266492Don’t be mean.
Orange butt
>>550264918>If this is the CM with Ms. VictoriaIt's not. Witgod gaslighted you. We're still in the 2021 update.
>>550262403I'd do a lot for my cute tainee zoomer, but drink one of tachys bullshit? no thanks
>>550256951Let me in : 791295951291
>>550264615First it was El Condor Pasa, now Umamusume A hates me as well. I don't think I'm cut out to be a trainer, bros...
>>550266492>"Are you approaching me?"
Who strikes stronger poses: Bakushin or Biko?
>>550266713>gaslightedLied. Gaslighting is not synonymous with "lied to". Gaslighting is making someone doubt themselves or their perceptions, not just lying to someone. No idea why everyone keeps using this word wrong instead of just saying "lied".
>>550266373>2022hmmmmmmwouldn't this mean it's on the repeat of Libra Cup and not on the first one?
>>550266505Just because I failed a wit check when making the image, doesn't mean you have to as well...>>550266610Yes, I'm sorry>>550266660She has sub 1k stamina and I was told at one point that you need a minimum of 1k + 2 goldsSo since 950 is less than 1000, I added a third.Seems to be working so far.
>>550266924BIKO BEGASUS :DDDD
current chang A SHIT
>>550266954>making you think we skipped an entire year isn't lying to change your perception of realityNice gaslight bwo
>>550263691>>550264009Based.
curren generalfalcucks keep moving
>>550266954Gaslight.Gatekeep.Girlboss.
Posting cute pictures of Curren won’t make me magically forget that she’s a slut
>>550267158Does she do that face hugging thingy too?
I would marry Super Creek.
>>550267271But she's a slut only for (You)
>>550267271tales of curren chan's promiscuity were actually just maliciously spread and wholly false gossip by a certain dumb bird.
>>550267192I am going to have an autistic conniption.
>>550266492can't believe a college hag made me want to support my little sisterwife
The only slut is (You). We've seen how many "good" endings and "hot spring getaways" you had with all these umas. (You)'re a manwhore!
>>550266492>Don't think much of Curren when she was released>Like Falco's story when she got released>Curren vs Falco civil war ensues>Start to actively dislike CurrenFirst time this Mongol cave painting site influenced my thoughts over a character
>>550267659Can you cut it to only the sob and TOREENASAN, it makes me sad when she says "nooo"
>>550267158spurting my load for narita top load
>>550267682Non-canon. I am only a whore for my wife, Narita Brian.
>>550267158careful or the local wojak schizo will have a fit over you posting NTR
>>550264834The existence of quotas is very simple, actually.Free will is a bad meme and will lead clubs to their demise, people really need some sort of objective or laziness will naturally take over. Also the feeling of carrying leeches who do nothing while you do double you're supposed to do will also lead clubs to their demise, as carriers will surely leave when they can. Having no one is actually better than having someone who don't do shit to contribute.>why don't the clubs plan to consolidate to at least get all the most active players in one place?You're right about that.
>>550266070quitting for me is never cold turkey. i get bored over time and start logging on less and less, missing dailies, etc. then when i really don't want to log on one day that sometimes becomes two three four days and i uninstall the game
>>550265974>breadAre you blind and deaf. She's begging to be BRED
So I'm not supposed to MLB Kita...
>>550267682T-THEY'RE JUST FRIENDLY OUTINGS! PLEASE DON'T TELL MY WIFE
>>550264834there's barely been any recruitment umaooo took literally 10 days to find one (1) (uno) player
Anyone get the feeling rainbows have a decreased chance of appearing?
Why are people still using front Haru? I never understood this mechanic
>>550267158I love artists that draw them moving their ears, it's just really cute to me
>>550267404yeah dumb falcon and gold shitty are just jealous of Curren's cuteness. They're jealous of Teio, too, who is also extremely cute.
>>550267743For me it was getting Falco in a single pull on her banner while not getting Curren. The game decided which side I'd be on.
7(!!!) mayo wins4 doto wins3 taishin winsstatchecking is becoming a reality nowi think i will continue to use 3 more borrows on mayaalso bride maya is so much easier to train than base maya i have been gaslighted
>>550264834Club is full and I won't kick anybody or recruit anybody unless someone asks directly in club chat.
>>550267803Love Luna (and daughter)Love BrianLove Groove (and daughter)Simple as>>550268120>Moving ears>Tail acting like one of a dogs (show emotion) or around toreinas leg
>do rice run>get S long>it's the wrong riceAIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE -1 borrow
Just saw the new episode why did she try to brutally murder via euthanasia that other uma in the middle of the race is creek evil
#Semen
>>550264834>Now that most /uma/ clubs are sitting incompletedo you have
>>550267682I've only gotten one hot spring getaway and it was with Taiki. She's definitely one of my wives.
>>550268159I would honestly be happy if I got either of them because I really need a dedicated dirt and sprint hors for TT. I would really like to bust my Air Groove and Taiki/Condor out of jail.
>>550268116Actually it has a legitimate use now for turning End Closers into lucky paces therefore bricking them
>>550268116im guessing the reasoning is blocking a random pace chaser from getting a promotion if there are no front runners and also messing with the distance diff to block taishin from healing
>>550268116Banana fiend spotted!
Umabwos we are finished...
>>550268250wrong rice?that is vampire right?
>>550267945you're doing it wrong, anon.the second-best feeling in the world of gacha is picking up a game, getting good pulls, and enjoying the loop for weeks, if not months/years.the absolute best feeling in the world of gacha is succumbing to the creeping burnout and hastily uninstalling the game. it is a feeling of weightlessness akin to retirement from a career.
>>550268116some people just hate Taishin for no reason
i do NOT want Whorren to corrupt Yukino with her slutty ways
>>550268275Me, ugh
>>550268437surely they can't be serious
>>550268437holy hell chinks are retarded
>>550268437>genshin cucks are attention whoring clickbait turdsmany such cases for chinese lovers
>>550268116It's very easy, you're gambling on nobody else bringing a front and has jackshit for payoff
>>550267743>Don't think much of both umas when they were released>Don't even like their stories when they got released>Curren vs Falco civil war ensues>Still don't care>Spooked by Curren during Doto's free pulls>Start to actively dislike Dumb PidgeonMaybe if Shart Falco spook me someday things will go back to the status quo, until then Curren is the cutest
>>550268527You don't get a say in the matter.
>>550268437>facebook>phoneposter>spicThat's 3 strikes. You're out.
>>550268116I heard it lowers the stam requirements and the match becomes power battle. It also can make an end closer front
>>550268545Don't call me Shirley
when i see a retarded take, i just assume they are trolling
ummm currensisters...?wtf is this??where is out dedicated MV for our umastagram overlordess...?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLlA18piUVo
>>550268604If there’s no payoff, then why bother
>max out riko before hopeless>bitch still doesn't show upImma stab this bitch if she were real.
>>550268812I would never
>>550268812I’ve taken to imagining oguri_smirk.jpg attached to every post in this general, even when it’s not there
>>550268912Falcobros, we can't stop winning.
>>550254220She's farmer not a farm tool
>>550268912Curren has a bad VA with fat girl voice disease.For the best she doesn't get a song or it could be considered a humiliation ritual.
>>550268912FALCO SWEEPCURREN WOULD NEVER
>>550268437Why are you on facebook (Brown)?
>>550268116>someone on enemy team has front urara w/debuffs>think fuck my taishin just dies>my pace chaser gets free NSM off of them on the last corner>7 lengths distance between her and 2nd placeA-arigatou!
>>550265127Tried number 2 out. She gets too far ahead by last leg and then can't trigger any of her accels.
>>550268664Based as hell
even if she wasn't a slut, her whole schtick is annoying and disgusting
>>550265725Uh anon, what's that under the last pannel...?
>>550269108https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75YuwF6hBfYBut she does? And it's much better than Falco's
>8 end closers and 1 late surger (mine)that's itthat's the stuff
should i farm sparks on aoharu or ura finale
>several days of Rudolf fan/parent runs>all completely worthless>do one Teio run with the same setup>instantly get something usable>again (exact same scenario has happened twice)>nearly all my Rudolfs are useless as parents or Aces>every Teio run gives me a usable parent or Ace and usually bothThat's it. I'm done. I give up. My account is simply seeded for Teio worship, while Luna will forever hate me.
>>550269257harmlessly flirting and teasing is fun, anon.
>>550269326this but my late surger is doto and she straight up dies
>>550269412i'm talking about her being an e-whore
>>550269358Whichever you can tolerate better>URA Finale Spark>More Skill Hints in General
>>550268912Falco is a chad umadol, doing it for the love of the game. Curren is a social media THOT doing everything to promote her image. Easy to see who the real one is.
>>550269404That's normal, sexual compatibility is a thing and you and Rudolf will never be an item.Teio sucks as a parent though, shame about that.
>>550269516falco's career is literally about her being a massive numberfag...
>>550268340Bwo, what happened to your Make Debut Voucher?>>550268651How can anyone be this into a bitch who pulls her phone out every thirty seconds and talks about nothing besides likes and follower counts. She doesn't even care about racing. Like I'll probably hate Falcon for similar reasons if I ever pull her, but god damn is Curren obnoxious in her career and umamusume story both.
Bwos... this is my last chance to make it into A finals...
>>550269326My ticket only lives if she procs Lie in Wait, and that doesn't happen when there are so many ends.
>>550269462Mine had ignited PWR and slick surge which dont rely on positioning so she had a fighting chanceFired neither of them
>>550268039you're lucky your wife is stupid enough to believe that...
People only like King Halo because her mom is a cunt and they want to see her get her comeuppance. She's completely annoying otherwise.
>>550269623you didn't read her story you nigger, shut the fuck up
>>550267682I was raped.
>>550269675Bwo... there's a day 2...
>>550268437>Kyūjutsu is the traditional Japanese martial art of wielding a bow (yumi) as practiced by the samurai class of feudal Japan. Praciticioners tend to wear a yukata (a lightweight cotton kimono, often used in summer or informal settings) over hakama (pleated trousers) slipping the yukata off their left shoulder (exposing the upper chest and arm), a style known as kata-hada ("one shoulder bare"). This practice dates back centuries in Japanese archery, seen in old photos and rituals. In some ceremonial or older styles of kyudo, male practitioners expose the left shoulder/chest as part of the form, while women typically wear a muneate (chest protector) instead for similar protection and mobility.
CURREN CHANG DEFENSE SQUAD ROLL OUT
>>550269808I'm talking about day 2....
>>550268736Rudolf...
Glue for Scorpio right? Too much wit and not enough proper speed?
I run a throwaway big nige suzuka to make sure my taishin can proc sleeping lion + to punish anyone who dared to try running something that wasn't a late or end
>>550266864sent an invite uma bro
>>550269623I used it on Taiki and got Suzuka with the random one. My sprint is Air Groove, King, and Bakushin with El Condor Pasa, Taiki, and Ulala in dirt. I wanted to roll on Bouno and Falco but I need them Kita funds.
PURE umadol > e-whore
One of my oomfies has the MLB Curren card, is this card any good for anything other than sprint? It has high recovery for wit training, but is that all?I remember yesterday someone here saying it was a must pull for whales.
>>550269040Good, that means I don't need to bother attaching it anymore.>>550269358URA>>550269710The bitch threw a tantrum because she wasn't the center of attention for five minutes during a fireworks show. Seriously, who the fuck acts like that?
>>550269303mating scene
>>550270070>Start a new run>See this very card show up as a borrowWas going with a wit card anyway, might as well take the free EP
i heard stupid falcon fucks old men for money
>>550270070>It has high recovery for wit training, but is that all?It has the same recovery for wit training as every wit SSRIf your choice is between that and FM, go FM
>>550270070it's just yeppers farming, cards is ass
>>550270080I swear every 1/5 of you niggers are autistic, how can a story this simple go over your head
IT'STIME
>>550270070it's good wit production but mostly for sprint TT units.
>>550270123
>>550270284unlimited power
>>550270070What's an oomfie?
>>550269832Thanks grok
>>550270340nyo
>>550270387its like the opposite of an oonige
>>550270387bwo? your oomfies? dont act so uppidty anyon.
>>550270387Slang for mutual friend online.
>>550270284>whiffs the coinflip
>>550270284HUNNYAAAAAAAAA
I didn't realise that Dober's fear of men was explicitly mentioned in the game.
>>550270284>>550270506LETS GOOOOOOOO
>>550270387You're my oomfie, mambro
>>550270458>>550270461>>550270465Alright. So you're all my oomfies, then, yes? What's the origin though? Why is it "oomf"?
>>550270506SEND THEM TO THE SHIRAOKI REALM
>>550270016Oh right, you even said Taiki in the post I was replying to and I overlooked it. I'm kind of spoiled when it comes to TT because I got Curren when I was a day 1 retard that didn't know better than to just roll and I hit Maruzensky with a free pull, so I'm used to having choices. I guess the All Uma banner or paid selector are your next good opportunities.
>>550270506
>>550270578oomf=One Of My Frens
>>550270578One of my Follows/Followers.
>>550270857kawaii kawaii calen
>>550270550>>550270698>>550270731I don't know how to think about that so I won't think.
>>550270932Mares are a menace.
What did we learn today
>>550270932You guys would fall for a bear trap if it smiled at you.
>>550270932i don't care if curry chang is a gigaslut and neither do any of (You).
>>550271091
>>550270932An evil horse.
>>550270506did you winned?
>>550270954someone post the Helios wordspam image as a quiz for this anon
>>550271091That the Kitasan wait is more painful every day we get closer
>tfw i meet someone in CM that i followdead game player population crashed
>>550269579>good unique(s), usable by front>good career races>above average compatibilitiesfuck off Rudolfag, she's fine, now that I'm exclusively on team Teio I won't let your ilk speak shit of her she makes up for her literally worthless base skills by not having to struggle with 5-Reds hell
>>550271230ASS
>>550271091I just woke up so nothing yet
>>550271182SHE'S NOT A SLUT STOP THIS SLANDER
>>550270932...and tomorrow every man in the city will have me.
>>550271182I’d rather take my chances with a literal prostitute.
>>550271091That i shouldn't roll for umas I like and should instead roll for meta cards that will make the game easier.
>>550270932I wonder how long is the queue is. Her fans would be tomorrow I guess
>>550271353
>>550271091>What have you learned, my son?https://youtu.be/A9W8BOWkMtU?t=1123That the French are fucking crazy people.
calen chan only cares about me!
If Ends could compete for lucky front then my Gold Ship would get it every time.
>>550271757They can and do in 9 end closer rooms.
>>550271152To be fair that bear trap has really nice teeth...
>>550271757>he fell for the uma stan gaslightmany such cases.
You Falconiggs are willfully forgetting that Curren is so for (you), and (you) specifically, that she literally walks into Scarlet's career and tries to steal (you) away.
>>550270278A cherry-picker, an Umafans simp, and a spoiler all in one.
>current chads spamming the thread>last some some reddit frog/wojak shitter had a melt down over a singular anon posting NTR fan images
>>550271886That's because she worked really hard to maximize her cuteness! Fireworks don't deserve the attention, calen does!
>>550271884Okay. Knowing what you do about her character: Why does she do that?
>>550271884Doesn't that mean she's cucking her Trainer in Scarlet's career?
>>550269404Meanwhile my account is the complete opposite. It's so Rudolf coded that all my guaranteed tix is her, managed to get 3* and even one 18* stam just from ace runs. I don't even do farm runs or parent runs with her.
>>550271884>For (you)>Tries to mog her rival by flirting with her trainerShe would do the same for any ugly, faceless, fat bastard who happened to be training Daiwa.
>>550271884Curren's trainer and Curren's trainer (also Rice's trainer) are 3 different males she had sex with.
>>550271884Curren is the original childhood friend
>>550271884Falco as the last image in the thread! Curren could never.
>>550270698>>550270070>One of my oomfies>One of my One of my friendies
>>550272268falco could never
>>550272335>>550272335>>550272335>>550272335
>>550271316They should have put autoplay since day 1. It's a cool game but not worth the hour requirements
>>550272268Nobody runs like this.
>>550272358this thread will be better
How many points a run should I be getting for the event?
>>550269404Your fault for constantly calling her Luna
>>550272268I run like this
>>550269961Was it really necessary to make this shortie have such big honkers?
>>550274128YES
