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There will be no d*rt racer posting allowed in this thread, okay?
She’s so close…
>golshi thread>golshi game>golshi life
>>550272442DigitanUraraTaikiS W A R M
>>550272442
>2/5>2/5>4/5>0/5
>4/1>0/5>1/4>5/0 I hate this game so much
sorry yesterday i crashed out because round 1 sucked assnow im in loser group and winning some so i might not quit umamusume yet
#SemenSlurping
Post swimsuits
evil
>>550272335sexshi
How good is the pwr condor SSR? I have LB2 condor and LB3 kitasan, but if I hit early kitasan I'm not sure if I should just stop there and be happy or push to spark the condor.
Safe?
>>550272658
>1/5>2/5>1/5>3/5I shall simply get lucky during the finals. That's all I have to do.
>>550272696It's one of the best power cards so far
>>550272703maybe, it might rise quite a bit because of the kitasan rerun
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>>550272826TRUE
>>550272759too big
Hoe many points a run is good for the event?
>>550272759too small
>>550272826true, I already have mlb so its cleats
>Look at roster of ace attempts>Completion rate of Swinging Maestro event chain with either Rice or Creek was 19/20>The one time it was not completed was on the racer with my highest rolled stat line and skill setThe universe told me something this CMI dont understand what or why
>>550272957over 12k rating x whatever EP you have, bro
do those "skip kitasan since she's useless for MANT" sloptubers have a point? compared to the upcoming meta speed cards, she does seem kinda bad?
is that 12 missing speed going to kill me
Is it worth getting Focus on a Late Surger for Team Trials? I can get that or Lucky Seven, Outer Post, or upgrade Miler corners to OO.Do you have better chances of getting "Strong Start" with just that? I imagine it might worth the extra points, instead of going for the OO of mile corners.
>>550273176You only need the R card.
>>550273189OO is for when it's heavily discounted or there's literally nothing better so get focusotherwise refer tohttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1oB3eTvKqREtJDWJL0q80O_VjBcpOmRl5xE0z5fZKgFY/
>>550272335>make my best pace yet for this CM>deciding on the final stamina white>madness overtakes me and I grab extra tank so I can squeeze in a velocity skill>extra tank procs exclusively late race because at spurt, she has just enough energy not to trigger it mid race but too little energy to avoid having a stunted late race speed>I could have grabbed normal recovery and she wouldn't be bricked
Hello, human resources?
>>550272442You aren't going to make any friends with posts like that.
Why did suien sky lose jra horse of the year to pass as a double crown?
>>550272997sex with helioshuggle snuggle with goldmarriage and baby making with palmer
Digitan LOVE
you people have absolutely gone crazy with race bonusit is not as critical to stack as you are assuming
>>550273176>yes, I'd really rather have 10 TE (which can't even be used until senior year) over 70 special prioritymaruzensky shills are actually retarded
>>550273176I can't wait for Grand Live and Project Le'Arc to come out in 3 months.
>>550273176>all stat bonus
>>550273176>>550273271you posted this last thread>>550255623>>550256643
>>550273430huh?
>>550272442Dumb Falcon seething about now
Would this make a good TT mile racer? I have no idea what I'm doing
WWhy did suien sky lose jra horse of the year to pasa as a double crown?
>>550273176kitsan is a shit card.
>>550272997what does that copious amount of watermarking achieve?
>>550273828Pasa won a frog G1
>>550273176If you don't care about cm just get Super Creek and you can skip all cards.
>>550273779Yes but grabbing Team Carrot's NSM (Taiki starts with it form potential anyways) over Gourmand would probably have been better
>>550273430>>550273828-----> >>550273673
>>550273889got it anon I won't pull on any speed cards until Tokai Teio
>>550273032same here, my first S rank horse is a glueship who didn't get maestro or spurt...
>>550273889yeah but you can't roll for the other ones because they won't be out for a long time
>>550273909That was the year after tho no?
>>550273779Yes.>>550273892It's intended to poison generative AI, but all it really does is uglify the art.
>>550256643>>550273650Damn...So I should be going for Uma instead!?
>>550273360My options are pretty meh. I do refer to an older version of that spreadsheet, but I was wondering if Focus was worth getting. These are my options:>Outer Post Proficiency>Focus>Upgrade Mile Corners O to OO>Late Surger Savvy>Lucky SevenI can only afford one of them on a Haru Urara.
>>550273442digitan EXTRA LOVE
>>550274093Lucky Seven deffo
sex with zoomers
>>550273605>All Stat Bonus>Skill Point Bonus>Doesnt dump any other stat to give you those nuts bonusThey didn’t even TRY to hide that this was the busted card of that year
>>550273189Yes. Focus/Concentration prevent late starts and contribute to strong starts and good positioning. They're must have in TT, even for running styles that don't normally care.
>>550273176>upcomingThose are like several months to a year away and MANT itself is like months away too. You could spark on Kita now and still have enough unless your uma wife is dropping soon
>>550273176They only have a point of you're one of the dumb shits that follow the logic of "but it will be powercrept in 3 years so no point getting it now".You have ~3 more months of Aoharu before MANT. On top of that, Pasa is a great power card, and despite what some JP retards keep parroting, capping pow is one of the things you try to do in almost every CM, and that requires pow cards. No clue why they keep saying "pow cards are only for parents", no clue what fucking game they are playing unless they exclusively build front runners.
>>550274093Focus. It's not close, but Outer Post is 2nd best.
>>550274093Go with Late Savvy.Lucky Seven's activation goes through 1/12?*1/2*wit check so 3% I think TT is 12 gates
>>550274263*Sex with Gyaru
>>550272703I got the same yesterday and was safehighest was 546k maybe
>>550272442Cant we all just be friends?
>>5502740701998 HoTY is Taiki Shuttle1999 HoTY is Pasa (Seiun Sky only won 2 G2s that year)
>>550274505Posts and gates are different. Posts 7, 8, and 9 have two gates because there are 12 racers, so 1/6 * 1/2 = 1/12, which is still terrible. Outer is mid, but at least useable.
>>550274530
>>550273176>muh 2 years away card is marginally better therefore I won't pull right nowthis is what too much optimization does to your brain, first try to get an S+ uma, then you optimize
I hate Super Creek.She did something illegal to make my Rudolf slow down at the end.
>Team CarrotHow did torena get away with this shit?Imagine being a kids basketball coach at an inner-city school and being like "yeah I've decided that we're going to name ourselves Team Watermelon"
>>550274703I need this Haru already.
>>550274703What's Urara doing on the turf side?
Is this good for round 2? This was the best I got when the speed cards actually went to speed
>>550274530palmer isn't that big
Okay time to queue
>>550274751your fault for not hitting Guts more
>>550274775Maybe Umas should start eating less carrots
Do you think the reason the sloptubers fell on the don’t pull for Kitasan bandwagon is that they’re /here/ and they fell for the gaslight themselves?
>>550274751staminachads stay winning.
>>550273318SEX
>>550274740>>550274860Neither is the character you posted in 90% of the fan art she gets
>>550274792Soon!>>550274832Posing for the photo!
Curren Chang is white nowhttps://youtu.be/FhcMDCNzioo?si=BZv4t1MuBsqL4YmB
>long S>fast learner>no head on or straight descentShe could've been perfect...
>>550274775I don't know what that would be like. I can't imagine it.
>>550274775It's arguably worse because blacks dont eat watermelon anywhere near as much as umas eat carrots so umas confirm the stereotype 10x as much
>>550273937Really? I thought health requirements for miles was 600+1gold.
>>550275050>3 spd 2 guts 1 riko>1046 stamExplain this
>>550274751Guts are stored in the breasts.>>550274920The only one I've seen advocate skipping KSB is Rednu, who gaslights intentionally but still has an audience somehow. Fat chink got me eliminated in Taurus.
>2/5>2/5>2/5>2/5what are the odds
>>550275179
>2 borrows run that I gave up todaywhat a great start
>>550275179It happened so the odds of it having happened is 100%.
>>550275050>Those stats>With cards I effectively have (minus pal and kita)I hate this, best I could do is 14k through random luck, avrg being 11-12k.
I didn't realise umas were so fast.
>>550272658one day to pair with Suzuka
3 days until I'm finally unbricked.....
>>550275179>what are the odds40% apparently
>>550275130>Really? I thought health requirements for miles was 600+1gold.https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/17cFLj_L2Qy9vNf2x0Cm7QnakEoxcbsWnRIxrOGqfPBQ/
>>550275248deserved
>>550274860Ardan sex
>>550275571>doxx.google.comno thanks
>>550273176>Oh, I haven't seen that Condor card. I wonder if it would be advisable to just make a deck of umas I actually like instead of rolling shitasan and using her for everything>Symboli kris has an SSR in every statWow, I didn't know she was so popular.
>>5502751792/5>>550275435The fact that they routinely run mile races in under half the time of the human WR didn't tip you off?
>>5502748601 lower than Kita and Inari1
>>550275740>black bitch getting this many cards
I am going to be stuck in B finals. I do not want to be sent there but I will use my oshi Manhattan Cafe as my ace, stats be damned.
>>550275740How come she's allowed this, while Creek still has 0 cards aside from the stamina
>>550274860Ardan wouldn't say this
>>55027514815* stam sparks.
I'm getting heartburns from eating KFC. See you on the other side bwos and tell Oguri Fat that she did this to me.
When's the change to reroll sparks supposed to happen? I am absolutely fed up with getting nothing but Gut/Wit/Pace/Late 1-2* after runs
>>550275740She deserves it
>>550275886Oguri would want you to order more KFC.
We really have to wait 4 months for MANT?
>>550275825Hell yeah, brother.
>>550275827She has a R, but it might just be a worse version of Googoo Babies.>>550275934There is literally nothing wrong with guts sparks.
>>550275740Kris's son Epiphaneia (by Spe's daughter Cesario) is a giga stallion, which probably bumps Kris S several levels.
I tried the guts training effectiveness meme build on Taiki and it...kinda worked? If I kept doing these runs I could definitely get it to S tier, but the question is whether a goofy ass 1200/800/900/800/400 build would actually win races or not
>>550275827cause creek was a jobber
>>550275740My autistic chocolate wife...
>>550275740Choco wives are always welcome
>>550276105Yeah but she has nice tits. Surely that's enough for an extra card or two, right?
>>550275886Out of curiosity I checked and there are 13 KFC’s in a ten mile radius where I’m at. I miss Bojangles and cook out
what is Curry looking at?
>>550275740two-times HoTY privilege
Getting nervous.
>>550275248You're a dumb as nigga for giving up on runs.
>>550276313post umas we may be able to help (otherwise bully you)
do people really prepare "topics" for conversations?
>>550276313Do you have borrows you could use on an emergency Golshi?
>>550276313Lates really are bad this time around. Too far ahead mid race to activate late skills and too far behind late race once the golshis launch anchors.
>>550273889cool anon ill just save my carats for two years great advice
Is the Narita Brian story card better than King Halo at building speed when both of them are MLB? Kingu has higher priority doesnt she? Does the higher speed bonus stat on Brian really go that far? Plus it takes longer for Brian to get to rainbow anyway
>>550276459only autists
>>550276237cheating Trainer with a filthy ningen
The "Kitasan is now a must skip even though we told you she's usable for 2 years and we're only 4 months in" shit has got to be the most retarded gaslight these sloptubers have attempted. Surely anyone who has ever looked at their deck is smart enough to realize they need multiple speed cards.
>hot spring ticket>run dies
How many borrow runs have you wasted so far accidentally on URA? I'll start, 4
>>550275825mahattan carried me to A finals so i thnk you just failed her as a trainer
>>5502766482I like to do URA to experience an Uma’s story first before sending them to the unity mines. Always forget to switch back because I autopilot
>>550275714Sex with Mares..
>event innkeeper is a maleNOOO IM GETTING KEKED BY FAT UGLY INNKEEPER OJISAN FUCKING MY RUDOLF AND BRIAN AND CURRY AND YEPPERS AND NTRBAIT CITY
>>550276459Curren Chan is an absolute tryhard, she tries to hide it through her cuteness
>>550276648literally none, the game lags for about 15 seconds everytime I click career, I have plenty time to check the scenariohowever, I have started runs with the wrong deck way too many times
>>550276459It's a women thing to do since they have no hobbies
If you fail one more <15% training I am calling ICE.
Did everyone panic and make a Mayano last second or something? I'm seeing her way more in round 2
>>550276459Curren Chan is a charismatic semen demon.>>550276529The thumbnail you posted says not to use voucher/crystal on her which makes sense if you'll be rolliing for her (fags here did use their crystal though) so I assume you're pretending that they're talking about skipping her banner in an attempt to garner (You)s.
Post something cute and motherly
>>550276960
>>550276771>Spig
>>550276682IM TRYING I WILL MAKE HER WIN
>>550276960Need Ogurin wife...
>NTR NTR ahaha six sevenThis retard doesn't even like the horse he's just a faggot>Topro, narita top roadThis guy is a true and real 4head lover with exquisite taste
Time to do my last match for round 1 CM and hope for the best
>>550277058Don't get mad at oshipicks.
>C run with double TP use>13k pointsI should actually just kill myself and revoke my training license
>>550276889You are in fact supposed to use your free gibs on Kitasan because people who weren't around since the start are extremely unlikely to draw 5 copies in one banner unless they just straight up never rolled before. If he says you're supposed to roll for Kitasan then good but I am not watching a blatant clickbait video since I know that guy shills some third party site to buy carats so he can get his cut.
>>550276352Nyo bullying. I definitely don't have time to rebuild, these were already the result of many tears, just need to get that 1 win to make it to B finals. Went 15/20 round 1 day 2, but round 2 is whole other beast...
Cute...
>>550277398>triple lateToo late to rebuild but you probably should have taken the end runner pill on any of them.Good look on your next races later today.
>>550276830I thought i was the only one lagging when i enter the career screen.
>>550276843>not 300/300/300 by end of junior yearNot looking good.
>>550277058>>550275050Mmm nyes.
>>5502773825 copies on a double spark is very realistic. I vaguely remember the no crystal video and his argument was basically if you have a 1-2LB copy you should wait and roll her December banner instead of MLBing her right away in case you're lucky and can use the items on another important card.
>>550277189you are shortsighted, by allowing Narita Top Road name jokes you fortify the community as you get an easy out from brownpostersyou need to metagame
Post oshi wins
>>550277241i failed a double tp run today too... we might actually be retarded bro...
>>550277720finish line ult is omega CINEMA
Post something that isn't cringe garbage
Scorpio is gonna be chock full of frontrunners and oni gays right? So pacers running SfV whether inherited or from Taiki herself wont as often have to worry about getting fucked by being too far forward?
>>550277651Agreed, but this is a parent run so it's very survivable.>As I type this: Sleep DeprivedYeah, gonna need the number for the Tokyo ICE office.
>night owl on first rest>instantly abandon runI know a low-roll career seed when I see one!
>>550272532facts
>>550277850Correct. They'll get fucked by being too far back.
>>550277720From yesterday
>>550272759perfectly accurate
>>550277837
3 days till i get a LB1 Kita in 200 pulls and quit the game
>>550277382>You are in fact supposed to use your free gibs on KitasanAfter rolling and only if you can get her to 3LB after spending a voucher or maybe even the crystal as 2LB means you'll still borrow her. First Kita banner I got to 2LB> because people who weren't around since the start are extremely unlikely to draw 5 copies in one banner unless they just straight up never rolled beforeMy last spark was on the Summer banner and I still have two sparks. If you bought the monthly or were rolling for cards with paid carats then you'll be even better off than I am> If he says you're supposed to roll for Kitasan then good but I am not watching a blatant clickbait video since I know that guy shills some third party site to buy carats so he can get his cut.Can you stop posting youtube niggers?It's essentially the same as posting twitter trannies or screencaps from discord.Go interact with a chatbot, it'll even summarize the brown person's video essay for you.
>was matched by two debuffers>my ace died at the very end and got overtaken by a goldshiGod what are the odds of encountering 2 debuffers
>>550277850the opposite, you could find yourself locked in 7th place
>>550278112You snarky motherfucker
>>550276313My hero... Saved from the depths of despair after going 0/5 twice in a row.
>>550269164Yes getting midleg skills is a brick on golshi, you're gonna lose to the shitter behind you who procs both NSM and spurt but is with the whole pack while you only proc spurt
>>550278196>>550277969ShitBut then i could cram a whole bunch of midrace speed skills and probably not overreach into shoving myself into 2nd right?
>>550277720Gold Ship is my oshi so I'm going to sit out on posting race clips for this CM, it's only cool to see umas winning at races they're bad at
>>550277398>Triple late>Giving up the front to some guy's McQueen or El>Let's Pump Some Iron! when worst case scenario, you will run into 2 pace 4 end which means your umas will be 3rd to 5th>No End closer to slingshot off your lates>No gold ship (she's meta for a reason and nobody will judge you if you get into B finals by using her)
Does the game purposefully trigger mood down events as the last thing each turn? I just had two mood up events (to great) followed by a mood down (back down to good).
>>550277850Taiki not looking good, late surgers can win(with help of debuffers)But this gonna be frontrunner dominant cm. I hate it but it seems I have to grind groundwork Smaru after all.
>>550277572Needy Hishiama
>>550278256i'm the daddy btw
What's with the peta thing?
>>550277720My Fuku had a precious 4 victories in 60 races..I wish i knew how to make her better than this
>>550278451Bwo... I said nyo bullying...
>>550278063erm that's average luck THO
>>550278371Maybe. Hard to know. I made a lovely fantasy condor and I'm ditching her because there's so many positioning issues going on that she can't even get to 7th place.
>>550278371I'm doing room matches rn and yes it's a good idea to pack as much midrace as possible. There's almost always at least two fronts and I've even seen 6
>you totally only need two speed cards bwo!>witmax bwo, you probably don’t even need a stam to build Mediums bwo!What in the actual fuck is this fucking gaslight? I’ll be lucky if I manage to break 1k speed if I use 2speed, stam, 2 wit, Riko. Is the meme that you need to high roll just for an Uma that actually fucking functions?
>>550278463>Taiki not looking goodI haven't done any scorpio test lobbies yet but why isn't Taiki good? on paper it looks like SFV activates in a good spot
>>550278608Very cute
>>550277850Correct. Head-on + SFV is a winning combo.I wonder what uma has guaranteed Head-on + an ult made for overtaking front runners.>tfw no innate blue gold recovery
>>550278425Cancer Cup Golshi was fuckin hilarious
>>550278638>THAT post>bullyingI literally outlined the reason why your strategy failed to achieve results in the nicest manner I could.
>>550272826Those rainbow cleats could be anyrhing, they could even be 5 more Kitas! >>550272442>Curren is a cunt>curren posters are cuntsMakes sense
>>550278719Your +20% speed growth?
>>550277735don't know why I bother running anything other than bakushin with how fucking often I manage to flub runs"use the junior year to build friend gauge" doesn't fucking help when there's never any rainbows anyway and I get 18 fucking mood downs
>>550278790>I wonder what uma has guaranteed Head-on + an ult made for overtaking front runnersTaiki?
>>550278719> Taking generic advice instead of looking at your cards and the uma growth bonusesAnd of course you need to highroll
>>550278790Maya does...also has an innate blueScarlet does too but you have to skullfuck Vodka into oblivion to clear her secret event, too many optional races
>>550278934Exactly, best uma in the game again.
>>550278112
>>550274703>this artist abandoned GuP for horsesBeing honest, the series pace slower than a turtle so good for him. While I long for him to draw another guppie, I adore how he also draws his losing umas, real trooper right there.
>Find a Brian/Hishiama goldmine on PixivMy day has instantly improved
>>550278881>MHA>Slog PieceNot sure how much I trust this rating listKingdom is ok
does anyone have that pic of special week crying with Pasa and Air groove looking so tired of her
>>550278548PETA said that if umas were real they would be executed as soon as they got injured just like Silence Suzuka was irl. So the game should be more realistic and should just have your uma die when you fail a training or get a debuff trait.
Everyone but my honses activated NSM
>>550278961>that’s your high rollLMAO okay so witmax is a fucking meme then
>>550278719>>witmax bwo, you probably don’t even need a stam to build Mediums bwo!This is true.
if I get 1 copy of kitaI have a rainbow shard, if I suffer through enough events I'll be able to manage making a couple more rightfucking kill me already
>>550278790>an ult made for overtaking front runners.Definitely not Teio lmao
Sex with Verxina
>>550279081Shit man hasn't GuP been around for literally fifteen yearsits not exactly going anywhere
>>550278719
>>550278548Greedy jews trying to go viral and fish for Mckenzie Bezos bucks. >>550279043Remember that time when everyone got a free Make Debut voucher and literally none of the sloptubers recommended Taiki?
>>550279218by the time you get enough shards for a crystal you will want to use it on Tachyon's card lmao
>just realized im about to spend $40 on uma selector and SSR selectoruh what's the f2p cutoff until I'm a paypig? $100?Do the selectors come with anything else?
>>550279373>buying a selectorGiga paypig. You can only buy the random chance ones to stay f2p.
It's Agnes Tachyon! Known for>her blistering speed+20% speed growth>her towering intellect+10% GUTS??????
>>550278719two speed cards works, people just don't often mention the prerequisites for it to work>your uma must have a % speed bonus>you need to have good cards (ideally MLB kita and biko)
How do i track how many fans i have aported to the club this month? do i have to do it manually?
>>550278961THAR SHE BLOWS
>>550276041kys
>>550278735Because she can't win?This Taiki failed to win any RM.
>>550279373...There's a selector?
>>550278961>>550279212>>550279291>Nothing but uncapped speed and/or dogshit powerSo this…is witmaxing…
>>550279373>uh what's the f2p cutoff until I'm a paypig?One Zimbabwe dollar.
>>550279268consoling sex with Verxina after losing the whole Triple Tiara to Gentil!
>>550279529Post proofs of this "intellect"
>>550279345How fucking rare are these crystals?I was gonna save this crystal and SSR selector for the Fine Motion banner waay into February or soIs that a bad call?
>>550279373these tickets are the only acceptable purchases in the game
>>550278896But it feels so much better to win when it's a bigger gamble...
>>550279683She wears a lab coat. Checkmate, reddit Cafe.
>>550279529she's a failed brat outside racing and science
>>550277720Most of my Teio wins are like this. I'm very happy that she's winning but this is a style I'm not really fond of. I want the matches to be overtaking or close matches but can't be helped since this is long track.
>>550279684you get 4 crystals a year, if you do every event and get all rewardsso, not that rare....
>>550279529tachyon probably can't wipe her ass by herself
>>550279684>How fucking rare are these crystals?You need 20 shards - you get at best, 3 shards per event (two if you aren't autistically grinding) and there's an event per month>>550279713>but my gambler's highNigger, you are getting DISQUALIFIED you are NOT MAKING IT TO THE FINALS
>>550279858Meisho Doto fighting for her life in the background
It is the last turn of the career and the reporter has a higher friendship than special week...
>>550279582is that enough stam without a gold heal?
>>550279582How is she losing? Can't catch up to fronts? Gasses out?
>>550279373disgusting schizo freak die
>>550279981860? Should be safe enough with 450 guts on top of that.
Tell me, anons, are your wives taking big dubs home?
oh nyo i didn't max speed and i am getting statchecked how could have this happened???
>>550279683Going out to race the NHK Mile if she's not in a great or good mood after the Satsuki Sho.
>>550279582erm but what about the MANDATORY 1100 stam 2 gold recoveries???
>>550279085Please at least a name
>la creatura oguri run to check off everything at once>cucked by Karen in both racesI dun wanna do a Bakushin run...
>>550278881cute and canon
>>550279373>Uma and card selectorWhich pack is that?
>>550279582>Ignited Spirit>2x Straightaways OO
>>550279218Believe in yourself
>>550280170Just look up ナリアマ and you'll find several posts of varying quality
Post something childish
>>550279943Rude! I'll have you know that after going 0/5 twice my HEROS have stepped up to save the day! We ARE making it to the finals!
What kind of panties are these and why is she wearing them?
>>550280440
Creek or Tachyon inherit for XOguri?
>>550279951She didn't activate her only golden recovery so she's pure GUTS at that point
>>550280515
>>550278896I want SiL to gently bully me.
>>550277720Anime Mack has only won one (1) race, and it was a weird default/jobber lobby. She got lucky pace and kept it the whole way through in a room of late/ends. The late/ends who procced accels were brocked by those who failed witchecks making a huge cluster. I don't remember which group my Cafe and Golshi were in, but in any case, it was a boring race.
>>550280550grats bro enjoy your 3rd place reward
>>550279373The New Years Selectors are the definition of dolphining. They are the most efficient dollar to value item in the game.
Should I go my last paid race? Is now a decent queue time?
>>550280550>contributed one win eachHoly based
>>550278752i want a plushie of this fluffball doto
>>550280663Kek
Hishiama panties...
>>550277720>>550279858>I want the matches to be overtaking or close matchesbased high steaks racing enjoyer
>get long S>Shit unity and rainbowsfuck
why would anyone like umas like curren, gold city or jordan
>>550281108When i see inflated wit values like that i assume you passed a gorillion shitty turns on wit huh
>>550280960
uoh, no hot spring ticket required
>>550281198who should i like instead
>>550280813byes
>>550281330your mom
>>550281321How do I unlock this outfit for races?
>>550279986Sometimes she runs out of gas, despite only one neicha being there. But more often not being able to catch these 2-3-4 frontrunners in the room.Frontrunners dominate, and not that many people have Suzuka to use her as blocker.
>>550281330Me
>>550281198This is one of her fan isn't it
>>550277720>da lest? naweahI love when she wins by a lot, but it's a bit boring
>>550281330literally anyone else you wouldnt betray you for internet attention
>>550281321get those whores away from my innocent country bumpkin
>>550281485does Jordan even have an internet profile and City doesn't do anything outside work
Sex with Mejiro
>>550281198i like gyarus and bimbos
>>550281198What's your problem with gold city
Maya... you reached my Golshi's winrate in 15 races in the harder set, Maya...Where did i go wrong... how did things come to thisWhy didn't Rice give my Golshi Maestro..
>>550281321ohhh to be a mosquito on the ceiling of that room
>>550281321Notice how the wise Shichi is aware of Curren's blackened soul, while Bijin has yet to experience the Devil herself.
>>550281240I only click wit if the best unity training is there
Maya's in-built NSM is so niceI've tossed so many umas simply because they jobbed unity cup on that last turn
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI WON'T WIN THIS I DON'T STAND A CHANCE
>>550281654speed is fake
>>550281485curren chang won't betray me THOUGH
>>550281749But the carats! it's an upgrade even if you get stomped
>front Taikiwtf
>>5502817493rd place group A finals is more presdijus than group B 1st place.
>>550281639Models are genuinely the worst women on this fucking planet.t. Catering service cook in LA
>>550281810why don't you ask curren about what she did on her last trip to dubai?
>>550281890I refuse to believe what group B exist. Reaching A finals feels so easy(not winning it though)
We love Curren Chan here.
>>550281321I imagine this as one of doujin scenarios where once they're outdoors, Curren's fans will be waiting to defile the others and Curren taking picture of others, posting them online on one of her alts to ruin the image of others, and so that she stays at the top.How could one even trust her
>>550281886>Know that Scorpio is full of fronts and runaways>Predict if Taiki runs front, odds are she will be shoved to 3rd or below anywayfuckin 9001 IQ
>>550281321I can't believe the city hoes are corrupting our innocent yeppers tradwife
First time I come across people doing a Rabbit, I suppose it just wasn't meant to be though
>>550281485I mean City remains bitchy to her trainer for like two years and only softens up on the third. I don't know why you think she'd suddenly turn into a nice sweet girl to random internet attention unless you're a cuck fantasizing about that kind of thing.
>>550281897Could you elaborate on that?t. Most female contact comes from older women
>>550282104Falco has a rape fetish?
>>550281749Everyone has a chanceYou've already done the hard partCongratulations
TEN (10) minutes until you're stuck in Group-B finals.
it's funny how much /uma/ talks about curren despite only a few people pulled for her.
>>550282104>Falcofags so mindbroken they have to imagine a whole scenario that would never happen from a simple interactionCurren MINDBROKE you
>>550282206If you tried having a conversation with your yeppers tradwife you wouldn't even be able to understand a single word coming out of her mouth
>>550282367>murmurI'm so glad this game allows retards to win
>>550281634cheating on mcqueen with dober
Just wondering, in the Unity Cup, does Haru Urara ever actually mention the name that she wants for the team? Taiki, Rice, and Fuku have all regularly done it, but not Haru.
Why are there so many Curren posters today?
>>550282402She’s been in the game long enough that most people have her through random spooks, and she’s one of the few dedicated 3* sprinters so lots of people have experience training her
>>550282096I haven't read her story yet but I'm going to trust the Currenbros and read it through the OP link so I can see what's so special about her
>>550282367nta but Gemini was a weird case. Majority was gaslighted into believing that max stam +2~3 recoveries is needed
>>550282471Recycled from TaurusCouldn't be bothered with more after trying to figure out how to make an End Rudolf work, plus she was a lucky charm that proved to be super duper lucky
>>550282529if you pick a Haru urara card, yes.
>>550282572>I haven't read her story yet but I'm going to trust the Currenbros and read it through the OP link so I can see what's so special about herYou realize that's like reading the transcript of a VN instead of actually playing it, right? It's completely different from the real thing.
>>550282559FOTM uma because of the event
>>550281321Dumb Falcon is NOT invited. actually, neither is Gold Shitty.
>>550281632sex with grannies
curren derangement syndrome on full force today
>>550282349>>550282440It's something Curren would absolutely do
If you have a lower overall winrate you'll get shitters in your finals~. They match you based on winrate. Lose more today if you dont want to face S+ whale
I can't wait for VF to win another CM with his Oshi!
>>550282813The SEA sloptuber tried that and got BTFO'd on finals last CM.
The prize wheel drained my luck.....I cleared the first 3 bingo cards in less than 400 chips wtf
This is a trick question (Curren Chan is adorable every day).
>>550281321Uooh Yukino's Bijins!
>>550281321I fear for Yeppers' purity with Curren being near her. Gold Shitty is already even aware of her and most probably saw through her
>>550282946Hope you are not planning to roll for kitasan
>>550282641Ah, okay. Maybe I'll do a run with Haru's guts card for completion's sake.
>>550280440I will become a Mejiro Maker
>>550282995>sis
>>550282701It's pretty grim.
>>550282995>"female" trainerGood post, "sis"
>>550282927Which one? Rednu had barely qualified for the Finals and got the biggest jobbers
which one should i use bvos
>>550283050Haha.....
>>550282104cuck content corrupt you
>>550283183Maya. With her hand in/near your pocket.
>>550282995>big sisWHORES ATTRACTS WHORES
>>550279205Not really, it was just an example I had around>>550279597Power is not really that relevant to front runners
>>550283183top cun
>>550283135please tell me the whole curren and falco beef has more meat than just this interaction
can't wait until PETA shuts this degenerate game DOWN
>>550283183Nishino is too bigSweep will get scratched since its acrylicSo use Mayano
>>550283183I'm sorry but Nishino and Sweep both get utterly mogged by TOPCUN
Just lost to this
I fucking love my wife so much
>>550282876>>550282927he lost Virgo finals pretty badly
Gibe me Rudolf
>>550283183Genious magical girl Sweepy
>>550283362Just hit him with the BUHI and move on.
CYGENEROUS
IT'S THE PERFECT TIME TO QUEUE ONLY SHITTERS HERE
CHECK YOUR INBOXFREE 1500 CARATS
>>550283391Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Taaaiiishhhiiin!
>>550283391potential UNLEASHED
>>550282995I hope you are a female cause a male playing as a female would be pathetic
>>550283362>No Long SThey just don't make whales the way they used to anymore
>>550283348>Nishino is too bigwtf
MONEY!!!!!
1500 more carats for the Xmas Biwa fund
>>550283307>power isn’t relevant for the position that auto loses if they aren’t the one to position themselves firstYou don’t say…interdasting…
>>550282529I got her because I started playing during her banner and just rolled because I didn't know better. I feel like most of the big fans and haters are basing their view on either fanon bullshit or the four free story chapters. Going forward the Festival story will also be part of that. Curren makes a really good first impression, but she's the only uma I liked less the more of her career/story I read. I hope Yeppers isn't the same when she comes out. I'm predisposed to liking the earnest country girl, but I'm worried they'll flanderize her into a simp for all the Stacy "city girls" instead of realizing that her country charm already makes her special. The Festival story already did exactly that, so it's looking grim.
>>550283391>goldshityour wins dont count
>Cygenerous carats israelHopefully those that got marked by Shakur by that TGA ticket are happy now.
>>550283594Huh? Lack of distance S was always the hallmark of a whale with more money than careAlso lack of accels or shit like that tooJust pretty stat numbers
>>550283647You have excellent taste.
>>550283724she's just the hypeman, Taishin wins it all by herself
How we doin bwos
>>550283650Groundwork/Early Lead for early race, wit for mid race.
>>550283601>3
retards are queueing get in
>>550283405>>550282927I thought he lost badly because he crashed his "elo" and then proceeded to grossly underestimate the competitors he figured he was gonna match up with
>>550283819Doing alright. Thinking about spending some more money to keep losing and not winning with my favorites.
>>550283903HARU!!!!
>>550282995>>550283135>both Curren and Falco fans have unread chat bubblesStop posting in the same thread as me
>>550283758Really? From my experience it's usually insane stats + at least one S aptitude combined with the most rank dogshit skills seemingly strategically chosen to have the least effect possible on a chosen CM
>>550283903SOUL
>>550283135based PURE umadoldevilish e-whores begone
>>550283601>(3 KB, 203x185)Go on a diet, fatty.>>550283819Qualified for B, with two 2/5 runs last night. I've started parent runs for Scorpio, but the first couple have been glue (I'm the guy who was mad at Condor a while ago).
>>550283995implying he's not the same person
Post something that...uuuuuuhhhh... doesnt have curren, I guess
wtf
>>550283951Elo is the dumbest gaslight. I was matched up with super whales in Leo despite having a pretty shit winrate and in Virgo I had a high winrate and was matched up with shitters
Post awful ace runs>after raffle
>>550282995>sisI will have a Threesome with you and Curren
>>550283903*counters your taishin*
I had no idea there were story races.
Kawachan...
1500 IS NOT ENOUGHI NEED MORE UMAPHILANTHROPY AND UMACHARITIES RIGHT NYOOOOOOOOW
>>550283903I saw a retard run a Haru to block Taishin's Sleeping Lion just for him to not run a good Gold Ship and get absolutely smashed by actually good Ends no longer shackled by Position Keep
Let's goooo
>>550283903she's trying her best okay
>>550283951He just got unlucky using one Seiun Sky ace and late started
Wait... I thought Kitasan was supposed to be coming back shortly? What're these new cards? When is Kitasan supposed to be here, again? Torena is confused...
why the fuck are there so many tachyons today there's two in every race for me
>>550284221you will become one with Mcqueen and you will like it
>>550282995>>550283135IT’S THE SAME BUBBLE
You will feel empty after having Goldship pop your Winning live virginity instead of your waifu.
>>550282813Nah, I don't job
Been hording for so long. Gonna feel weird to roll so much on Kitasan and Dober back to back.
>>550284395I won't even show up to the concert.
tsuiteiku tsuiteiku
>>550284316r*dd*t tacyhon
>>550284395If I didn't care when Bakushin took it why would I care now?
>Narita Taishin lost by a nose to Eishin FlashNo...
>>550284428Good I can't wait
>>550283891>my front runner with groundwork/early lead has higher power than your front runner with groundwork/early leadNow what?
>>550284225You think the kitchen staff at Tracen has ever needed to chase Spechud out of the dining hall with brooms?
potencial...
>>550284525i'll put my nose up her eishin ass
>>550284525cup size matters
>>550284316>why are there so many [uma with built in recovery and 20% speed growth] in longslop CM?
>>550284576>saving since Septembergoddamn that's some impressive discipline
>>550284657>dontcha knowTRANSCEND IS MINNESOTAN????
>>550284692i only saw maybe one or two before today
>>550284608If you have lower wit, then you'll take the lead at the start, but lose it in the midgame as they proc more pace up checks and skill procs.
Please don't post porn.
>>550284335>>550284221
>>550284657based bro
>>550284657
>>550284657BRO STOP THAT
>>550283594You people keep saying this, but I’ve got a Golshi with no S that performs comparably to a Taishin with S Long S Turf. Granted she’s absolutely decked out skill and statwise, but I’m not in any rush to remake the Golshi
HOLY SHIT, MY QUEEN!!!GET FUCKED BUHINIGGERS!3 fucking S ranks!
waow her first win
Finally got a Doto win
Good night friends!!!
BROS CHECK YOUR BOX
>>550284870why did Trainer-san told Golshi about that?
>>550285001I kneel.
>>550285046Good night
>>550285046how did she stop that
Wait... 1500 more carats of gibs?
>>550284223
thats it... im going to be B mines...
No one poster should have all that power.
>>550285032
>>550283391
When are shitter hours?
Post your podiums
Yes, sir. Glory to Spechan.
>>550284657I don't really know a lot about JP umas but I love Transcend can't wait years to get her
>>550285159It was an apology for the Air Shakur incident. I’ll personally accept the apology
kek
>>550284608"wit for mid race"
>>550285269right now
>>550284395I want Ardan to pop my virginity.
Cygames need to stop devaluing carats by handing them out to these f2pigs all the time
>WILL win your finals lobby with uncapped speed and A aptitude
Hahaha bwos remember to not pull on kitasan black hahaha, cygenerous is giving you unexpected ten pulls all month for it but you must skip it, got it?
teio sex
>>550284776This is fucking cope, it’s not hard to reach the point where wit gets to diminishing returns with just one wit card. I’d rather have 900 power and 500 wit than something absolutely stupid like 600 power and 900 wit
I hate king halo.I really fucking hate her
>>550285301She's a dirter
Just lost to a Nice Nature. Didn't even feel bad. I've realised it's only losing to Gold Ship that feels cheap and dumb.
>>550285478kill yourself, now, with a rope and a long drop hang so youll suffocate
ME B RANK? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO IEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>550285478Good, because that's exactly what I'm running.
>>550285001>No. 9 FavGood work.
>>550285275I was in a rush to finish my races so I didn't get a post race screenshot
>>550285275>this Fuku won 4 of 60 races
>>550285275Did everyone start bringing their alt honses or what. This is a lot easier than yesterday, I went 0/5 yesterday.
hey bwos you should not play the game for 2 months and you should rather reroooooll for 30 hours during Kita's banner
>>550285603ultra cute and sexy pose
What? Skip kitasan black? Why would people say this? Explain? Isn't that like, one of the best imaginable fucking cards?
>>550285520Do whatever you want dude, these things can be easily tested.
>>550285403keiba onna umanko
>>550285528
>>550285653people who passed day 1 aren't rushing to requeue
piggers woke up
>>550285552fuck it dirters deserve love too
>>550285653I told you people want easier finals so they are throwing today
Guys... I am going in. I have a grand total of 3 wins yesterday. If I lose this it's over, but I'm not a coward so I'll go at whale hours
>>550285019>got greedy and didn’t want to use my borrow on the Special Ed card just for Gourmand>use pure heart plus white insteadNobody is running fronts. So she doesn’t get to proc pure heart and she gases out to third place usuallyFeels fucking bad man, I just want her to have her chance in the spotlight…
>>550284849
>>550285653how are you building that doto? I never considered using her this CM, unless thats not grade a
>>550285643>6.7% winrateWhy would you do this to her
>>550281749Just remember that anything can happen in the finals
>>550285046bye byeeeeeee
>>550285749>Those cards>Those statsIt isn't fair, I could have built her right
>>550285520Power has diminishing returns
>>550284849What's in it for me if I don't?
>>550285275
>>550285702People don’t want to give up their borrow income
>>550285838i got waxed by a Doto that ran Endher NSM chained into Goof instead of the other way around..
>>550285871It rounds to 7, of course
>>550285702sloptubers trying to spread misinfo for easier CM wins
>>550285749Fucking outrageous statline for that deck, the whales really aren't sending their best
>>550281837getting 3rd in group A finals is worse than getting 1st in group B finals purely because you dont get the gold title
>>550285520Because Wit gains you energy instead of losing, you can get higher statlines with it. For miles you can get 900 power 1100 wit. On medium you sacrifice some power for stamina so you end up around 900 power 900 wit.
I love podium sweeps
>>550285528it's okay, we can't all be first-rate torenas
>training boosterum..rolling Gold City...
>>550285702sloptubers spreading misinfo, so they can later charge you for "unbricking" your account
>>550282161YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOOOOOOOOOWYOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOOOOOOOOOWYOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOWAND YOU'RE NOT SO BIG
This game is bad for my mental health and perception of real relationships
>>550285871>6 7
>>550285813You need to bring a sacrificial front and pray that someone brings another/other paces mercifully overtake you before late if you want to fire u=ma^2 or pure heart
Why is there 3+ paces in each lobby. I thought this is an end closer CM?
>>550285702save for pasa speed
>>550286048Don't forget the easy engagment from "erm, acually" midwits lighting up the comment section.
>>550286168MitM was so kino
>>550286164>>550286048Yeah, it sounds like it, I'm not retarded, but what is the SUPPOSED 'logic'? What's the train of thought for such obvious enbrickment bait?
>>550285741>>550285768I believe it. I wasn't even this close to getting this kind of result yesterday >>550285838It's an End Closer Doto. Her unique once proc is already an NSM combined with NSM and she'll easily zoom into 1st. The duration is multiplied too so it's a lot longer than usual >>550285813I just used Swinging Maestro + 1 white recovery and she lives fine unless debuffed
>>550285275My Pasa's first win after 40 races.
>>550286230Cafe Love
>>550285419>2/3>2/3>2/3stop lying, I'm not gonna enter A finals...........
>>550285520Fronts don't need power if they proc A&S, the only scenario where Power is at all worth taking compared to wit (beyond CM bonus) is if a track is stacked to the gills with uphills and even then, you lose out on Wit trainings just being better in general
>>550286376stop queuing asap
>>550285871I tried almost 10 timesI tried as hard as i could..
>>550285768are the finals actually skill/win rate based matchmaking or is that a myth/gaslight
>>550286230just say you wanted more cafe posts
>>550285702Sloptubers want you to make retarded decisions so that you constantly lose and need their advice
Why is Fuku so smug
>>550284223>>550285201KIZUNARANGERS
>>550286350The usual gaslight is "MANT is coming up in 2 months and Kitasan is useless therefore you should skip"
>>550272335No Videos? Come on UMA.
I believe...
>>550286261Pure heart works in second so you only need the sacrificial front. It's why Creek is actually good in the rabbit strategy.
>>550278453Mood down into race is scripted
>>550286542Don't worry anon-san, I believe in you!
>everyone saying today is easier>guess I'll use a ticket nowfuck your bait
>>550286535Oh. Wait, for real? Kitasan is useless after 2 months from now?
>>550286469it's obviously a dice roll like everything else in the game
you guys are retarded
>>550286469I have yet to see any evidence
>>550286542>BN... R
>>550286350The supposed logic is that if you MLB 4 other cards you don't need Kitasan because you can just borrow it. I'm not even exaggerating.
>>550286112NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO still sex
we did the thing!
>>550286474I need a cafewife
>>550286469>skill/win rate based
>>550286628Yes, you should save for NTR instead
>>550286628>Oh. Wait, for real?why do you think I said 'gaslight'
The way they set up the CMs with putting you in A on the first stage if you win 3 rounds and then destroying your whole career on the second is so dumb. On the first stage 3 B fags could go up against each other and the "winner" then becomes a sacrificial jobber for whales and joblets. Its like they want people to quit.
>>550286620Literally should have just queued half an hour ago, all of the whales had already exhausted yesterday's tickets
>>550285451The Virgo Cup winner...
Awww
>>550286689What's this anon was saying about Kitasan being useless in 2 months though? That seems important. I've been doing really well with the unironic 4 MLBs that I luckshitted into, and if I'd be blowing 30k carats for only 2 months of kitasan and she's never used again, then that might actually convince me to skipperoni.
I hope someday we get big CM lobbies. Like 24 racers on a sprint or medium race.
>>550286824cute cute cute cute
>>550286636yeah, me
>>550286856mant is weird and people run weird decks
>>550286628You can use Kita in MANT if you want to.
>>550286534one of the best casual outfits
>>550286230If it makes you feel any better, it feels nice having eye contact with uma
i'm in a finals but i think i would've rather stayed in b finals for a chance of victory
Took me 140 rolls to get Shichi and Rudolf. Worth it. Going to run them both in Scorpio Cup
I love her
>>550286856you can (and should) still use kitasan if your RB is high enough. you're also going to use kitasan in future scenarios.
>>550286951Is it no longer nearly as strong, is the question. What's the deal with MANT? I haven't planned this far ahead...
I WAS BUSY AND FORGOT TO START QUEUEING 30 MINUTES AGOSO NOW I AM GOING TO QUEUETHANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
>>550286856Kitasan will be kinda mid for just mant. There are 4 other scenarios after mant until they release the kitasan replacement... keep in mind that these same people were saying to "just wait for the rerun" a few months ago.
>>550286856Kitasan doesn’t have as much race bonus as other cards, which is the most desirable stat in MANT. It is, however, by far the best speed card available for the next year. It is still the best option for a speed card in MANT.
>>550287005
>>550286230and this will get even worse from here on anon
>>550286951>posts an uma we can't tell if it's good or notUhh ok
>>550286856You can still use Kitasan for the rest of Unity Cup, you can user her just fine for MANT too, she's just not as strong as some of the other alternatives (who in turn are almost all exclusively good just for MANT), and she's still perfectly usable up until Scenario 6 where she just gets blatantly powerscaled. Honestly, you could get away with using her in the JP version right fucking now, you're literally retarded if you don't try to MLB her
all of you are my retarded oomfie bwos
>>550287016>He doesn't believe in his umasPathetic.
AAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEE WHAT DO YOU MEAAANI WAS PLANNING ON JOBBING WITH 1/5s AND 2/5s TODAY AND SNAGGING 1ST PLACE B FINALS WHAT DO YOU MEAAANN
>15/20 and 13/20 in round 1>14/20 and 14/20 in round 2Yup, I'm thinking it's Libra Silver
>>550287016Being in b finals means you already lost and fighting for fourth though.
>>550287167retards STILL dont know how to exit early
>>550287123Please..
>>550287093Oh, huh. Yeah, I joined after the rerun, so I'm having to weigh my decisions carefully. So Kitasan is not so good in MANT but goes right back to being important for a long time?Thank you anons.
>>550287190did you get half life 2, portal, and tf2?
>>550287156Any Pokke poster is a friend of mine.
>>550286628Yeah. She's only useful till before MANT, once MANT comes out she's useless. You're wasting your gibs rolling her
https://files.catbox.moe/w0ubun.mp4
>>550286608They did it!>>550286682Ticketzo was sick, so had to be subbed
>>550286824we're about to create another line of first-rate progeny
Always gamble
>>550287005Cafe's eyes are something else
>>550286230All romance media is out there. First, the idea of woman even taking interest or Chad Chaddington for women. Then having said woman actually love you in the way that men love women. Then you not having to jump through hoops and navigate the 4 dimensional maze that is female attraction to anything sub 10/10. I'm young, but I grew up seeing other guys' experience posted online, then getting zero attention myself. I gave up before I even played my first hand. My grandma told me one chick in highschool had a crush on me, but of course her dumbass didn't bother to EVER mention it. Now said chick is a solid 8 and married to a Marine.
>All 2/5 todaySick, got my gibs and looking forward to being king of the shitters.
>>550287076It's not as strong, yes. MANT is where you spend 2/3 of your career racing, and then after you've bought millions of items you spam ridiculous trainings to boost your stats. Outside of long, guts builds are the normal because guts trains speed, power, and guts. You need high guts because you'll lose duels without it.Look at this deck. 2 welfare cards, 3 SRs and a borrow. And you still hit your stats.
>orange boxHELL YEAH CARATS>box opens...
1-41-4It's not look good bros...
All the whales just woke upDO NOT QUEUE
But why
>>5502871301200 speed/power, 1100 stam/wit isn't enough to tell if its good?
I miss Happy Meek
>>550287394
>>550287332holy shit this looks so fucking bad
>>550287332I don't think this kind of training it going to improve her running.
>>550287161>>550287223you guys are right i need to believe more on my umas, they got A for a reason
I'm not the only one who hasn't gotten an S rank uma yet right...
>>550287332Imagine ruining hentai by just making it look like normal porn, what a fucking travesty, nevermind the animation just looking like shit
>>550287332I wasn't expecting that...
>Autumn Rudolf>Autumn-Dolf>A-Dolf>AdolfMY FUARKING DIVINE FÜHRER
is speed a meme?
>>550287285They'd run out of Cafes at the academy but I brought this one back for you. She's got black hair and yellow eyes so she's the same thing, right?
>>550287339Yesterday was BNT(eio), today it's BNR. Grats anon!
>>550287461Denying pace promotion
>>550287332Man that accordion penis is so fucking awful. I can't wait until AI looks better than... whatever the fuck this is
You're all retards for planning pulls around mant. Cygenerous is too smart and care about global too much to not skip it.
>>550287523if you want to tickle that pickle then just build a witmaxxed sprinter or a gutsmaxxed miler.
>>550287339Good job anon, you love to see it
>>550287461is that THE Senzawa?
I'm scared bros...
Kitasan is only considered useless in MANT because all support cards are functionally useless in MANT
>>550287638What do you suggest? Explaino, or you get the draino!
>>550287727free fillies?
>give an example of the supposed gaslight>retards fall for it what the fuck
>>550287728>Mihono fagThis man has no soul, he is one with the matrix...
>>550287727USA scenario coming.
>>550287556>>550287285>>550287123>>550287005I love black hair and yellow eyesPeak combo
>>550287638Cygames is not going to skip content. At most they add some QOL to make it more tolerable.
>card shows up that's 5% better at MLB OHHHHHHHH SHE'S SHIT HE ROLLED THE OTHER CARD?OH NO NONONONO NYO
>anon is being convinced Kitasan isn't worth rolling even with 90% of the thread unironically telling him it is the most retarded idea everSo THIS is the power of sloptubers...
simply because of speed...
>>550287556Shakur is kinda cute. I wouldn't mind getting spooked by her (the Uma) in the future
>>550287846>it’s happening again
this CM is by far the most soulless one so far. taishin goldshit metaslaves everywhere
>>550287895If they put in auto with MANT that will help a lot.
>>550287959>speed>not even sub 1 sec
>>550287904Kitasan is in fact not worth pulling and will be useless once MANT comes. Why would you waste your gibs on something that wouldn't be used for MANT scenario
Evens I throw 30 carats into the pondOdds I post opera o sticker in club chat and don't open the game until finals dayDubs I shit myself
>>550287959get pulsed on.
I just encountered a wild Grass Wonder in this match and she won. I kneel...
Why does Vivlos vtuber hate power cards so much when everyones been running Rice instead of Creek and still pumping out 1100 stam umas with max speed and 1k+ power?
>>550287727Based
>>550288030you can't auto MANT, there's too much decision making needed to make 1200/1200/1200s
>>550287904I'm not being convinced, I saved for this and know how important Kitasan is, I just wanted to understand the bait and learn about MANT because I hadn't thought ahead to the next scenario yet at all and wanted to hear about it. This >>550287287 is me. That's all mane
>>550288006>he says as he shit on taishin months ago
they did it
>>550288080>8080still countsstart pushing
You guys think the kitasan gaslighting is bad? Just wait until the opposite happens and everyone shills the S Maru card or calls the Tachyon card a fraud
Just remembered why I love building pace chasers
>>550288141Having it for ura would be fine,
>>550287882Power rework to let your umas fight midrace like in the anime and El Condor Pasa deliver actual planchas.
>>550287628its from the interpolation, just testing things, this was my third gen.
>>550288030Auto isn't going to do shit unless you parent farm. Even in JP no one runs auto when training an ace. Third party bots are way better.
>>550288114>dedicate half the ad to a dead party game whilst the anime and gacha are at the peak of their powersfire the director.
>>550275934
>>550288080>8080guess you gotta shit yourself twice
>>550287727
>>550288268Biko Pegasus approves this message
Didn't expect to run into an /uma/ anon
>>550288084Power training is inherently weak, it just provides less stats than other trainings. Taking power sparks and a stamina card (if you need stamina) lets you either pump wit or do more races which will generally provide a stronger uma than just pumping power (and potentially having dismal guts as well).
Did you stay loyal /uma/?
>>550286772The COOLEST won it for me.. too bad there was no Winning Live back then.
>>550287076Pretty much stacking race bonus cards. 50 is ideal. Having 70-80 is perfect.
>>550288216>taishinyou didn't win
>>550288357>Carrot Kick from the comic just cripples the nearest uma aheadH O L Y B A S E D
The other rudolf gassed 1m before the finish, if I knew how to upload webms I would because this was KINO
>>550288006Nice try sweaty, should have simply believed. We WILL be running Taishin for Scorpio too
>>550287727we're so back
>>550288293Smacking Rice's ass with that paddle
>>550288456Removing Kitasan would be the best choice there and replacing her with a 10% SR
>27% speed with 2x rainbow 2x explosion fails
>>550287728>Mihono expert>No bourbonHe failed his wife
>>550283391skills?
>>550288456Uhm... Where's super creek?
>>550288503Holy shit this made me shit my coffee. Are there more of these stupid fucking SSR memes? Is there a Todd Howard one?
>>550288518How rude.
>>550288307Why is Tazuna like this?
We respect Special Week around here.
>>550288498No, you'll be running whatever umas are meta for that track.
I can't wait for this retarded soulless CM to end so the threads improve.
>>550288456>just get 4 ssr bro it's that easy sure retard
Sluts for Satan, like Sweep suggested
>>550288597Who will catch it?
>3/5>3/5>4/5>4/5>all goldship wins>7 of these were near perfect runs for my tachyon that my goldship snatched the win away from last secondI hate it, not gonna lie.Gemini had even higher stat checks and it wasn't even remotely as bullshit as "9th place endcloser activated NSM, everyone can go fuck themselves now".
>>550288619SPIT*MADE ME SPIT* MY COFFEE FUCK
>>550288687>goldshitnot earned
>>550288728Run the $5000 deck for this mobile game because some chink gaslight document told you to
Thank you, Teio!
>Raisu got me my 3rd win so I can advance to group A finalsRaisu love!
>DotoHoly BASED
>>550287076Kita's weaker in MANT because she only has 5% race bonus, but then she's back to being strong until she's power crept by Pasa. Speed Pasa will be around March 2027, unless they speed things up. She's still pretty good but at that point Pasa is just better and other speed cards will start being as strong.So skipping her because she's not the best in MANT seems very dumb
>>550288503based
Do we also get a paid SSR selector for the anniversary?
>>550288702It's peak meta slave. 99% of teams are using Gold Ship and Taishn. Abandoning their waifus for the sake of $5 worth of carats...
MCQUEEN
I DONT WANT THIS FAT BITCH I WANTED CAFE
love unity
>S-rank Full Armor FukuIs this someone /here/? First time I've encountered FAF in the wild.
You guys realize mant is the end of global right? Bigger gachas are releasing around the same time. No one is staying and doing 1 hour runs for this shit.
I just called a golship nigger out loud.But it wasn't his golshi that won, it was his debuffer nature.
lost to goldshits 7 times the whole CM, I'm fine with that out of 80 races
>>550288612Mid Race skills are unironically a scam, get like 20 more wit than your opposition and you'll be good for positioning
>>550288597>>550288807I'm gonna catch those two super boobs
>>550289004>No one is staying and doing 1 hour runs for this shit.but you guys are already doing 8 hours of runs for one ace.
Milky Meteors, like Creek suggested
>>550289004>Bigger gachas are releasing around the same time.Such as?
>>550289004Unless those gachas have super creek style humongous titty Korean gacha characters I do not care about any other gachas. I am here for the mommy horses, I played Genshin only briefly for the mommy character, that's it, that's all I care about.
>>550288619Seems like this anon should be taking notes >>550288080
>>550288894>Speed Pasa will be around March 2027>unless they speed things upI thought they confirmed speed up. Hence the double CM this month. How much speed up are we expecting? Hear me out, I don't give a shit about Kitasan, but Pasa is pure sex. I'll take any excuse to skip kita, but not if it means hamstringing myself for over a year.
>>550289004>bigger gachasname three (3).
>>550289004MANT is better than unity for making aces, you'll get a good ace way faster
Don't worry about the meta umas, boys, I got them!
>Umamusume: Pretty Derby developer Cygames sees 136% growth in net profit thanks to the title’s huge global success>The game division of its parent company, CyberAgent, recorded a nearly six-fold boost in revenue compared to the previous year.https://automaton-media.com/en/news/umamusume-pretty-derby-developer-sees-136-growth-in-net-profit-thanks-to-the-titles-huge-global-success/
>>550289004do those gachas have idol concerts
>>550289004People only care about the big established gachas much like live service games. Nobody is going to give a shit about something like the Highguard of gacha.
I just queued against a piggie streamer who wasn't even playing the game. This matchmaking is completely bullshit
>>550289103He is right. My /uma/ clan had 2 dropouts last week. Cygames really need to have something up their sleeves to keep the playerbase for when MANT comes. Aoharu is a huge pain in the ass already
>>550289004I'll just drop the game and maybe comeback when cygames decides to become cygenerous
Last mile CM? I ran Summer HagThis long CM? Of course, Summer HagUpcoming medium CM? Not sure, probably Summer HagSprint CM? Not to worry, Summer Hag got me coveredDirt CM? Aha, that one may be a bit more trouble, but if I get the right parents it should let me use Summer Hag
>>550288728Most of those are free
>>550289249which one?
>>550289213Apologize to us, JPbros!!
>>550289103Yeah this is the thing that baffles me. Why is "one-hour run" supposed to be so terrifying to everyone? The game autosaves always. You can leave to go do one of your important business meetings after every single turn if you want...
>100 rolls>3 3*>2 already have>no cafeFUUUUCK OFFFFFFUCK THIS SHIT GAMEGood time to quit this shit after cm
so how do people go about getting no stopping me once we move on to mant
>>550289203i wonder, does Vaudeville last two million years on the final straight of a 3000m track
>>550289185kek
>>550289272if aoharu is a pain in the ass quit now nigger
>Lobby filled with nothing but Goldshits, Taishins and Cafes + my three outliersGrim
>>550289306Zelarinth, I actually like him since he's much humbler about being a whale than other streamers.
>>550285001based Flash torenaI've been doing countless runs and yet I can't make even a feasible A+ ace
>>550289354I can't really tell how long it lasts for, but it's definitely triggering a lot more than it did before the patch.
>>550289213I honestly expected moreI guess asian paypiggus are on a whole another level
>>550289431did you win
>>550289157Most gachas have titty monsters. I barely keep up and I know like Brown Dust is porn. Uma is the conservative series if anything.
>>550289390
>>550289334but you have to train for the next cm
I'm surprised nobody's shopped a description about masterfully baiting the thread onto this ability yet.
>>550289350surely you pulled on cummycunny princess? and MLB'd yukino bijin? the universal .4 acceleration with lax conditions surely screamed out to you?
>>550289532you're the one playing a game you don't enjoy retard
>>550288376oh hey that's my nigga, small world
>>550289495lmao no, his ghost got full podium and I got 4th
>>550289575Why haven't you?
>>550289249It can queue you against people who also registered tho is usually tries asynchronous if possible. A club member lost to another members ghost who played hours before hand
I've blown tons of loads to kawacummy princess already
>>550289545Why train for a CM if they game doesnt give me uma? Train for what? Sadness???
>>550287508>comment>filenameof course
>Fuku went from carrying D1R1 to inting all races
>>550289203My girl slaughtered them...
>>550289589
AIEEEE I WASTED THE 1500 AND FAILED TO GET ANY 3*I WANT THAT CITY
>>550289187We got the 1.5 anni changes on our half anni (which no one saw coming) so we're definitely getting a lot of speed up, but Pasa will still probably be like a year or a year and a half away.So anyone saying 'SKIP Kita for her' is crazy.
>>550289503Withering Shites and that other hoyoslop one don't have any, that's for sure, so I haven't even taken a look at either one. Seems to be a pattern of only having tiny little girls in the way of sexualizations (and like, more power to you anons, but I need a hag)
>>550289671>It can queue you against people who also registered tho is usually tries asynchronous if possible.I thought that only happens if they can't find anyone else trying to find a match
>>550289272Your club has slots??? Which one???
>>550288925I would have run my waifu if I had Suzuka to do the rabbit strategy but I don't so I did a min effort comp. She'll be back for cm7.
>>550288619There is a SSR Tom Cruise card somewhere
>>550289350yukino wit. even 0lb
Apparently I have a rare genetic disorder that makes me die when not exposed to images of Grass Wonder's ass. If anyone could do the needful I'd be very thankful.
>>550289765cheaper to hire a whore and have her dress up as gold city than pity for her...
>>550289856NoGo die
>>550289575>If the skill triggers right away in late race there is no benefit>If the skill triggers later on into the final leg you are already about to lose anyway
>cafe moves all the way to the left to try to block Gold Shipbased high wit umas
>>550289856You should die
>>550289004By other Gacha you mean Chiense slop? no thanks.
5 stars.
>Vampire Lice, Wedding Mayano, and NN>it’s like having two debuffers but one of them can actually winAm I onto something bwos?
i need tamamo in global nyow
>>550289856I'm not being baited into doing this again, I want you to write in your will that you gave the OK for me to kill you
>>550289772I'm so thankful that not only does uma have TONS of big titted and even the occasional huge titted uma, but it also has VERY fun actual gameplay. Of all the gacha I played over the years it's definitely the funnest for me.
I haven't even touched all the new uma I got off the welfare rolls (Kawakami, Digitan, Hayahide, Cafe, City + New City). I think I gain more satisfaction MLB-ing meta support cards.
>>550289987This calls for a Ryan bread
>>550289942what the fuck is tumblr cafe doing?
>>550289867Gold City will stay with you forever, unlike the whore you paid for an hour of used goods
>>550287959The monster...
>>550289826Uma&Co. Already filled bro
>>550289856WHAAAAT?COULD YOU SAY THAT AGAAAAIIN YOUNG LADY?!
>>550289856
How did day 2 go bros
I just wasted 60 pulls on uma banner and didn't get a single 3*...
4 stars!
>>550290208oinkity oink
>>550289187I'm pretty sure that estimate is including the current speed up. I meant unless they speed things up even more
>>550290210bwo...
>>550290002gay
>>550290210how many times must you learn this lesson?
>>550290208no one cares goldshit nigger
>>550290208>oinker>sub 90% WRembarrassing
>>550290018I love you through the screen, torena. An anon after my own heart. :)
>>550290383>>550290383>>550290383>>550290383>>550290383
I've lost track of my total winrate
>>550289856SPE CHUD IS IN THE GRAVE TONIGHTEVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME
5 STARS OF FORTUNE
>>550290208>goldshitsoulless drone
>>550289004>gooks will make some zero substance coomershit>chinks will make a hoyoslop clone>japs will make a 2D png auto battlerWhat's there to look forward to?
>>550289829>CM7With suzuka aces running rampant in lobbies? Good luck anon
>>550290452says here you have about a 176% winrate
>>550289987>>550290462Beautiful
>>550290473Not even my highest wr what
>>550290462xPLODE I have 170 pieces to go...
>>550290515personally i hope the basebuilding part of the Arknights sequel sucks or else im in big trouble
>>550290002as gay as seeing goku and vegeta kiss
>>550289765You are both economically and spiritually far too black to be playing this game.
>>550290208Based whalechad, dump on the poors.
>>550290401
>>550290827>both economically and spiritually far too black to be playing this gameNever been a problem for me
Is the only way to unlock characters with Star Pieces buying them one at a time in the shop on sales? AND CAN YOU PEOPLE STOP SPAMMING PICS???
>>550288006I haven't seen a Taishin win since day one. Potential uma is TRASH
