character design edition>Demo DaysNext: https://itch.io/jam/agdg-demo-day-66Previous: https://itch.io/jam/agdg-demo-day-65>AGDG resourceshttps://hackmd.io/SNd2YQugRG-36CLYc8Og2w>Helpful linksNew Threads: >>>/vg/agdgArchive: https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/subject/agdg//agdg/ Steam Games: https://made-by-agdg.vercel.app/>How to Screen Recordhttps://getsharex.com/https://obsproject.com>How to Webmhttps://github.com/argorar/WebMConverterhttps://github.com/michaelmob/WebMCam>Previous Thread>>550199683
I love you fags.
shit thread desu
AAAARGH MY FUCKING NECK IS HURTED RAAAARGH
Stop pocketwatching Jonathan Blows epic new game. Or else.
>>550266351fix your posture
Do you have to disclose in Steam if you used AI image generation when making concept art?
sent 2 resumes today to game dev companies, maybe I will have some luck
Gamedev in 2026
>>550266419Never disclose
>>550266652this game looks so realitisc
>>550266709Power of Godot baby
>>550266652>Gamedev in 2026
>>550266652you need actual skills to work at mcdonalds
What are your goals for 2026?
>>550266979find a jobpreferably in gamedev
>>550266979Just, like, make a game.
Trying to think up the design of a performance setting system. Does this seem fine?The numbers will be tweaked eventually. those are concurrent spawn limits for nodes. there will also be frame limits, I suppose.
>>550266652>gamedev in 2026
> Day job system is too locked down to use AI so I have only been tangentially keeping up with coding agents> Main experience shitty ChatGPT setups choking on Microsoft Azure APIs that MS cant even keep track of> IDE subscription includes basic credits for Claude> Don't trust anything but start giving it a shot> Probably a good 20% productivity boost out of the gate only using it for bite sized thingsFuck this is wild. Vibe coders are like people casting spells they cant read but I feel like a Wizard with a new spellbook. It scares me thinking about how junior devs are supposed to ever learn with this stuff available to them from day 1.
>>550267089i think presets are outdated.have intended defaults, but also sliders for custom values if people have toasters.
NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOTAKE IT BACK TAKE IT BACK TAKE IT BACK TAKE IT BACK NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Why is marnix breaking out so badhttps://youtu.be/0VcpELln7EE
why bastard bitch wishlist instead of buy
>>550267387he's running from the suicide stream but death is coming for him all the same
>>550266979Launch a store page. Participate in june next fest. publish "devlog" shorts. sign a publisher(hope)get at least 100k net(hopium)>>550267307I have a render slider but my graphics are so simple I don't really have much to restrict besides vfx, and it seems retarded to let players customize particle amounts 1 by 1.
>>550267353It's not Busted yet.
my game is gmi because it's a real indie game not one of those fake indie games made by people who hate video games or even worse aren't even indies and have a real studio and funding and ai
>>550267387I can't believe they made ANOTHER asset flip anomaly game and were shocked that it's also failing like the first two lol
>>550267542>it seems retarded to let players customize particle amounts 1 by 1.then make it by 5, 10 or 50 or whatever granularity you want.Honestly you probably don't even need to allow changing them in the first place.
>>550267781>have a real studio and funding and aithats the real indie
>>550268023kill yourself retard
>>550268023no a real indie works out of his bedroom and streams porn on his second monitor
>>550268096>>550268113ngmi
>>550268203kill yourself retard
>I've got a real indie game here for you folks, made by a legitimate schizo I tell you what
>SUPER TRANS XISTERS: >TRANEEEEE>TROON YOUR CHARACTER
>>550267238>gamedev in 2026
>>550268417I just don't get the appeal of all these tiny indie games. Like I've played Super Mario lil bro I don't need to play it as a lil trans girl with a dashMake a really fucking good game that even the freemasons gangstalk you over
After I make $50m with my incredibly successful game I'm going to tell all my fans about this thread and cite it as the key to my success in any interviews. The makeup and culture of the thread will change as my fans and other indie devs flock here, and they will drown out the shitters and the nodevs and the retards.Enjoy your cesspit while you can, I'm taking this shit mainstream
>>550267353>game gets 500 reviews>trannies will try to convince you it's a flopsame shit with underspace
>>550268410agdg smash clone when?
>>550268559Mario never let you experience the joy of picking one of three upgrades every 30 seconds. If it did we'd still be playing it
>>550268825if i see mixed or lower reviews i'm probably not playing it desu
>>550268825>500 people shit in your toilet>anon copes by pretending that means it must be a really good toilet
>>550266979Improve my art to the point where I can use it to make a game I won't be ashamed of
>>550268825>had a merch deal with a toy producer>worked on it for 2/1.5 years>paid contractor studio to build his level editor + produce tutorials >50%+ refund rate, to go by the reviewsYeah, not flop at all.
>>550268417>gamedev in 2026
>Good luck. You’re building something worth finishing.Thanks ChatGPT, I'm gmi
>>550268825Underspace succeeded because that's 500 at positive500 at negative is a bad sign, especially after how successful his previous game was. He should have stuck to milking Choo Choo Charles.
>>550268968Unless it's a multiplayer game I don't see the point in playing forever and I don't like increasing my steam library for that reason. I'm still trying to get the most out of Troon Vegas and Chaddout 4. Just barely beat FF7 kinobirth so I can now beat Crisis Core.I really don't have time for little indie troon games, even terraria gives me the fatigue.
>>550269168
>>550268960As soon as I get my site done, can't focus on gamedev until I have a steady source of income that gets the parentbergs off my back for any money I owe them.Already got a tutorial and GDD document done, just have to do a lot in order to fix all the spamming. Most Tranee players are going to hate it.
Anons often argue about what makes a game a success, but what makes a success a game?
joshua?
>>550270127god i fucking hate pigs, fucking disgusting ugly smelly animalthank god the meat industry is unethical and makes them suffer in ghastly ways
I have to start the AI controller content of the mechanic tomorrow, but I made the application code for it, so it's more of adding calls whenever possible. Once that is done I have to improve the UI for the player to be something awesome before I can push another update to the demo.
>>550271097take that back
>>550268960the rosterfaggotry would absolutely mindbreak this general
>>550267254They will just learn other things instead. Advancement in human civilization is because possible because the things people have learned before becomes the scaffolding for those who come next. If humans always had to relearn everything, we would never advance. The brain is finite, you fill it up with shit a tool can now do, you are doing it a disservice honestly.That being said, fundamentals will always be important. Everyone needs to learn to walk.
I want to make daughterslop now.
My current performance hurdle is:At the moment of reviving all dead cubes(The algorithm for reviving them might change when I get to game loop designing so that's not the point)I have thousands of meshes changing visibility at once, and it takes a few frames until the occluders catch up, update, so it can hide the extra cubes hidden behind other ones.So I have thousands of extra draw calls for a few frames.Looks like I might be able to counter this by unhiding occluders(will it count when the root node, mesh instance, is hidden?), wait an arbitrary amount of frames, then enable visibility and collision.
>>550272457pragmata is the template, not the slop
fuck I knew I shouldn't have saved my selfies and my progress screenshots in the same folder
its over...
>>550268825I'm pretty sure that's just one schizo retard at this point.
>>550266979Spend less time watching Pedro have melties.
>get bitwig studio>look up guides on how to make X genre of music>start hearing all sorts of terminology that I don't understand like sawtooth wavetable synths and pads and oscillationI thought I was learning music, not physicsany music friends who could help point me in the direction to learn all this audio mixing stuff from the ground up?
>>550275543Music theory is gay bro, you have 2 ears, use em. The best video game music always makes music snobs cringe anyway so why listen to them tell you how to make it.
>>550275543https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQdwGJz2dL79DpDGXmicjDkWRkQtojqXeThis playlist is a very fun way to learn music theory and follow along on BitwigSawtooth, synth, pads are all instruments name so you have to bruteforce this learning by fucking around, same for the effects' name
>>550272457
>>550272457nortubel got owned 3 times in a row holy shit
>avatarfags show up the same time as the gore spammerreally makes you think
>>550276182more like>anon posts cute father daughter games>41%ers instantly triggered into spamming gore
>>550276339>implying schizos belong to any specific cadre
>>550275867Well I actually like traditional music theory. Things like the circle of fifths and understanding keys and modes and how tones blend together.Its the technology aspect of it in a DAW that confuses me. Mostly because it seems like theres tons of terminology and stuff that is barely brushed over.Also I only have a single midi keyboard. I don't have all these fancy extra pads and things that musicbros plug in to.
My game will be the one that gives /agdg/ it's fabled Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 moment, I just know it!
>>550277202fuck off
What's the best AI to produce music? I'm not talking about prompting and it returning a full song, I want the AI to guide me in the process of making a song in a given DAW.
>>550277423I know FL Studio has an "AI"-assistant to help with navigating the program now.I would imagine it's probably semi-useful for songs too.
uh oh melty
I don't normally come here. Is this guy who posts the tranny neo vag a normal occurence?
>>550278157yeah, he alternates between posting that and posting some pink haired anime character
>>550278157yeah, he alternates between posting that and posting some gay lizard
>>550272457>daughterslopwe all know its veiled legal pedo slop
>>550279875
give gamers what they want
>>550280596new kanna-dev kino?
>not hiding propaganda in your game
>>550281231neon = vaporwavepastel = mental illness
>>550280596>the AAA industry if kannadev was in charge of it
Seems like jap women do NOT heal you weebbros...
>>550282034>what being a slop dev does to someone
>>550281231>you stomp on gay flagZASED and redpilled
>>550282034
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11CiO3K2_kwIt's over for Voice Actors.You can now get your game dubbed to japanese using Elevenlabs reading a japanese script translated using gemini.
>>550282672
>>550282921literally me
>>550282672I don't know why gamers want all dialogue to be voiced now? Maybe I've been brainwashed by RPGs but voiceless dialogue is not a bad thing and can inflict emotions on the player that cannot be achieved with voice acting.
>>550282672Wow, so cool. yet somehow 3 years after AI you still don't have a game. how come, latinx retard?
you play as the voice actor
>>550283535you're retarded and should kill yourself
>>550278157yeah that's Jonathon Blow he's chill
>>550280596>give gamers what they wantTo fuck the mom from Owl House?
>going from 90% damage reduction to 91% damage reduction is 10% less damage>going from 90% bonus damage to 91% bonus damage is basically nothingit doesn't make sense
Our ideas?
Has anyone tried Surface breaker?
how do i like make textures that don't look like a photo or mspaint doodle ?
>>550285136Nobody has
>>550284757To take no joy in the act of creation means you are not human. I can legally kill you.
>>550285493
>>550285348Here's a tutorial
>>550267387I broke out like this in my early 20s after making out
>>550284757if that's so easy why not you pumping million dollar games?
>>550279249The bottom one maybe, trailer was a bit sus. But the other 2 seem fine.
>>550286194
>>5502669791. Release a game on a storefront for once2. Make $100k on gamedev3. Make $100k on financial markets4. Get an attractive wholesome shortstack gf5. Stop touching myself
>>550285348Blur a photo texture and scribble some hatching on it.
>>5502669795 distinct biomes/environment models40 enemy models10 NPC models5 boss models
I need to decide on a name for the cube game.I will then find a capsule artist.I have very little to implement until I have a functioning upgrade tree, the last requirement for a page/trailer.
my game calls to me in my dreams, demanding that I create it
Vented my pressure. It's over before it began.
>>550287454>Vented Sus
>>550282034Man this looks bad. What's happening to Marnix? Too much stress from gamedev?>weird red splotches>receding hair>those weird circles around his eyesI'm a neet, depressed and stressed often, and yet I don't look like this. Maybe Marnix got some sort of parasite? I read Japan isn't exactly the best at avoiding parasitic infections when it comes to raw fish eating but idk if true. If it's not that than maybe gamedev is taking a toll on him so hard that it's affecting his physical health?
I don't know where Betz has been but I have some time if Aggy has any questions about the /v/3 show. I also work on the production team and I guess I'll pick up Betz's slack on shilling today.
>>550287797>Maybe Marnix got some sort of parasite?Yeah it's called a woman
>>550287416I feel like the story of Frankenstein would've gone a lot differently if he used cute little girl parts instead
>>550282034okay but he still won and he will win again
holy fuck I'm good at this Godot shit my nigga
Crust status?
Cuff status?
>>550288495BROKEN>>550288696BUSTED
>>550288696
did steam ever reallow underage incest porn games?
"You want my OST? You can have it! All my melodies and samples come from old tracker modules produced in 1995 that you cannot find on Youtube, Bandcamp or Soundcloud, now you just have to find it!”
>>550289194Yes but you have to pretend that you are Japanese
what is the point of creativity? is putting hentai girls into harry potter creative? is giving harry the ability to make his head explode and regrow it creative? if so, what's the value of that type of creativity? and if it's not valuable, then what's the point of creativity?when does creativity become useful?if it's useful when deciding how to dress your hentai girl, then is "creativity" basically just another word for "memory"? storing tons of options in your head in order to have more options for decision-making? e.g. a "creative" person knows rare types of dresses so they have the option to draw it.or is it about combining things? but as i said, is combining harry potter with hentai girls really a good idea?
>>550290195Just like make a game.
>>550287736>Sussus
“Creativity is the focused combination of unlikely things. Your mind locks onto a certain element and then searches widely for something unexpected that fits with it. What can scuba diving teach you about agriculture? What can trees teach you about public speaking? There is always some connective tissue between disciplines. If you wish to be more creative, look for the connections between two previously unconnected things.”
What happens to Marnix if the gamedev dream ends? He's in a foreign country with not so great command of the language. He's not rich either so what will he do for a job? Wait....his gf is a wagie right? While all he does it gamedev? Nani?! Is this a redo of the Stardew Valley story but instead it's a programmer with no art or music talent?
>>550290450>what can racism teach me about woodworking?>what can slavery teach me about shitposting?>what can cat videos teach me about gamedesign?
touhou is pedoslop
>creativity is the focused combination of unlikely thingslike, combining /agdg/ and actual gamedev?
>>550290734
i wanted to eat food today, but other people did that already. i cannot do things others did already, i have to be unique. damn i just typed, others did that before. i'll be the first guy who doesn't need to breathe.yes this is an analogy that trying to make a unique game is stupid.
>>550290521>it's a programmerProofs?
What engine should I use to make a pixel art point and click porn adventure
>>550290195Yes, more options, more things to explore connections with. Better to have deeper knowledge in a subject you like though, than 100s of random tidbits from random shit you read on Wikipedia. Harry potter and hentai girls seems like a bad idea to me, but a pedo or such might be into to it.
>he's afraid to play his own gamelol
humans competing against each other has to be the dumbest step of evolution in the history of the universe. it's like a species with the goal to replace itself, with itself.
>>550291565yes? you have to pick the best specimen to breed
>>550291565>noooo you have to let the dysgenics survive and pollute the gene pool so the entire species can die offgo away
How do I fix this?I googled it and only the following reddit response comes up"You added the script file instead of the scene so the script doesn't have access to any of the other nodes you've referencedInstead of the .gd file you need to add the .tscn file as your singleton"I ate a big bowl of dumb bitch this morning and can't figure it out.
>humans competing against each other has to be the dumbest step of evolution in the history of the universe. it's like a species with the goal to replace itself, with itself.
>>550291687By using a real game engine and not DEI slop.
>he doesn't have a muse
>>550291687why should i help you? it's better for me if you fail
>>550291687With the scene and the player.gd script open, drag the AnimatedSprite2D you want from the scene tree into the script window and it will produce the correct path for you.
>>550291627>>550291665as opposed to nepotism being the main factor in success?
>>550292040Oh, I made a Sprite2D and somehow attached an animation to it instead of an AnimatedSprite2D. Thank you for your help.
>>550291826>By using a real game engine and not DEI slop.
Gamedev is getting too saturated, I think the only way aggy daggy is going to pull off consistent and frequent successes in the modern age is by forming teams. Aggu daggu bro's ;_; we need to start grouping off into groups but how do we do this? It's not like BiteMe or Sokpop where the groups know each other irl. We've got the online hurdle! Not to mention the skill sets need to mesh well.
>>550292603execution is easy if you have a good idea. not because it's fast, but when you have a clear goal it's easy to be motivated to grind towards it. it's like an obsession where you get addicted and just can't stop. just like games where the goal is clear and you hate the gameplay but keep playing anyways because your brain is obsessed with reaching the goal. oversaturation caused a scenario where all goals are done already. so the point isn't to team up and work hard, the point is to find new ideas. and if you have one, your brain will activate and grind it out, you wont need any help from anybody.
>>550292603It comes down to a skill issue. The most of the more skilled devs who would actually be able to contribute to a collab tend to not want to join collabs while the less skilled devs who aren't really able to contribute anything end up joining on.
only 69 Open World Survival Craft games came out this year. and 20% of them got 1000 reviews.
>>550292603/agdg/ needs to fail more before we accept working together
>>550292603>Gamedev is getting too saturated, I think the only way aggy daggy is going to pull off consistent and frequent successes in the modern age is by forming teams. Aggu daggu bro's ;_; we need to start grouping off into groups but how do we do this? It's not like BiteMe or Sokpop where the groups know each other irl. We've got the online hurdle! Not to mention the skill sets need to mesh well.
>>550265950enough with the nortubel OPs christ
>>550291935kanna...
>muh 33>muh awards show!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYs3-0FvRUo
>>550266979launch a fucking game
>>550292997>/agdg/ needs to fail moreCan we go any lower?
>>550293115>>muh 33>>muh awards show!>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYs3-0FvRUo
>>550292603>Gamedev is getting too saturatedI don't see many third worlders in gamedev communities.
>>550266979more work on my engine. anything not to make actual games.
>>550292315power is, to a degree, an extension of good genes. mass extinctiona happen in nature when units aren't adapted to the changing conditions. the rich can fall if they starve society. they can't provide for themselves.
>>550292997/agdg/ has nothing BUT fails. On average this general maybe gets 1 hit game every 3-4 years. The truth is that most people here are too autistic and self-centered to work together.
>>550293115I hope my game could generate this much seethe from failed indie devs.
>>550293484the last hit was 2 anons who worked together(wabbaboy and squareanon) but the relationship may have been more like wabba giving square money first
>>550293734square said she took a cut of the sales deal
i need to stop thinking complicated thoughts that make me exhausted and sleepy. i'd probably be much happier if my thoughts were limited to "i like food" and "wow she's pretty"
Underground Game Development General
>watching the Thomas/BiteMe vid>admits he's jealous that Marnix has a team, yeah me to bro
>>550293971I wonder if he took that deal for marmoreal..
>>550290734touhou is pedokino actually
>>550294364uggy duggy
>>5502926032D team>Daikon dev: Artist>Branno: Programmer>Some aggy dev who's good at music/sfx3D team>Aggy-chan dev: Artist (okay he might be too skilled for us....Tamabuki dev if I'm not allowed to have him)>Alchemickal dev: Programmer>Some aggy dev who's good at music/sfxAt least in this team up we can have artists who do more than simply make the art but actually set up the art in the game engine. Same for the music/sfx.
Adding some UI stuff, overlays, hit-markers and sound effects.The box that follows the crosshair around is meant to be synced with the flight-time of the projectiles you're firing, so it might give you some indication of when your shot will hit, I'm not sure how useful it is though.sound: https://files.catbox.moe/n5qvc1.mp4
>>550296391cool stuff.
My idea is simple yet elegant - a 4-dimensional Rubik's Cube.
>>550296128Any collab still stuck on the artist/programmer/musician dichotomy will never make it.
>oh, I'm sorry, but you missed the secret hidden way back in level 1 so you get the bad ending>better luck next replay ;^)
i don't like your posts. lack of any deep thought. lack of any interesting information. very repetitive shitposting. just boring. boring thread.
>>550297685post something fruity
>>550293253I've gone lower this year alone. I wish I was good at gamedev
>>550298420marmo?
Publishers are waiting for your games, they are willing to give YOU their money! Are you man enough to take it?
>You have lived to see the Inner Circle collapse and Marnix die of AIDS
>>550300601They got any bitcoin? Are they willing to publish it under a pseudonym?
>>550297685I mean, EA offered me $400 million cash upfront to fund my game. I turned them down, of course.
>>550300601Honestly feel like I could nab a publisher. What's the best way to reach out?
What tunes we makin' progress to?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqE2FvWLNbg
>>550300930Make a game worth giving a shit about
>>550300930You just mail em?
any agdg anon here with actual experience working with publishers? what percentage do they take? how do they approach you?
>>550301016They like when you send them a physical copy of your game unsolicited in a suspicious looking looking package. You don't even have to mail them, you can just leave your game in front of the publishers door.
>>550300601most publishers are just some dude with a twitter acount and dads money.
>>550301157Pro tip: Do not
>>550301276I was thinking a about e-mail
>>550301432>ProYou have professional experience? Post your credentials.
>>550300962https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCsKWKbsYmM
>>550301389Even better, just take their money, gjve them the game and its all good
Slopdevs won.
>>550301875>Slopdevs won.
>>550301875uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhslop started out as a racist and antisemantic term
>Fishdev getting free twitter advertisingNice bro, congrats.https://x.com/HereComesBarrel/status/2000491454918209987
I swear I’ll be able to share my game with you all soon. It will be worth the wait I promise. I just need a little bit more time.
Are you thinking about her?
>>550302501Yeah...
>>550302674It’s in the back of your mind constantly right? Playing in the background like some app you cant close
>>550302501>>550302674>>550302948get a room and fuck each other already
>>550300962https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XWjOA3aeZs
>>550296391ludokino
>>550303116This is my ERP chatroom thoughever
>IT>JUST>KEEPS>FUCKING>WORKING
>>550302272Fish game is absolute GMI.
>>550303962You guys say that every time.
>>550303518go shill pedot somewhere else, we're not giving you any money
>>550304063>go shill pedot somewhere else, we're not giving you any money
>>550265950I have a problem.I don't know how to focus the art for my game.I think the gameplay and feedback is already solid, but I don't know how to approach the art to make it eye-catching.
>>550303962It's still fundamentally a 2D platformer with the content scalability of a free flash game. It'll be good for a few memes, but it's not something you can expect people to pay money for.
>>550270329>This game looks familiar, did you post on a demo day long ago? Like 10s of demo days ago? I know the guy with cat girls and water guns posted his game in the past which I believe was also 10s of demo days ago as well. Feels like some anons are coming back from long sgoI did post my other game projects for a few years now, but I never posted a demo for demo day.>catgirl with watergunThat sounds similar. I might have seen another anon work on something like that.
>>550303962He needs- More levels (Like 2 new environments at least for a demo)- Some more progression/variety in challenge- 2-3 cool boos fights or set piecesThat's a solid 5 dollar viral hit.
>a video game where you can be any gender you want>that guy who just chooses regularmental illness
>>550304791You need- to die
>>550304974elaborate
Anything good for us devs with the upcoming sales?
>>550305659you're like that guy who makes a white, heterosexual, human male in a mmorpg
>>550305758Why would I want to pretend to be something I'm not?
>>550306214like a gamedev?#wrecked #jblow #MeToo
>>550305758I lucked out on being the best thing possible irl, no desire to be anything else.
>>550272723Is this Order of the Sinking Star?
>>550306413You'll never be a video game character.
What do you guys think about my game heroe?
>>550306658
Sneedles get Needles
>>550303518can /agdg/ name some vidya gays made with godot?its been years and I still cant think of a single game made in it
You're going to die completely alone. A nurse is going to give you a lethal does of morphine, then just walk out of the room. No one will remember any of the posts here, even the people posting.
>>550306951https://steamdb.info/instantsearch/?refinementList%5Btechnologies%5D%5B0%5D=Engine.Godot
my villain is a self-insert
>>550306951PVVK or panzervongunthermeinfurervonkommandant
>>550272723I have no idea what you're talking about but how about you hide everything, throw up a bunch of particles so the player can't see, and by the time the particles are gone everything is fine.
>>550306951Bing "The Witness"
progress
>>550306951https://store.steampowered.com/app/2212330/Your_Only_Move_Is_HUSTLE/
>>550307151other villains:>here's my backstory and why I actually have a really good reason for my actionsKefka:>I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU
>>550307426I played this in 1997
>My Villain:>The Federal government doesn't want you to know there is no karmic penalty for murdering the cattle
>Kefka: I'm going to poison this well and kill all the innocent villagers!>My Villain: I'm going to sell them poison and trick them into poisoning their own wells!
if Kefka is so great how come he dies at the end of the game?
>>550307426This is just Star Wars Dark Forces or something right? Looks cool
>>550306951https://store.steampowered.com/app/1637320/Dome_Keeper/
>>550308493It looks like Cyberia, possibly. Too lazy to reverse image search.
>>550308482anon FUCK YOU i haven't played it yet...
>>550308493privateer 2. it's as cool as it looks.
>>550308912Gandalf comes back to life
>>550307426You literally can't make renders like that with modern PCs.
>>550308970I stopped at WC2, although I had WC Prophecy on GBA and that was pretty good.
my wife's a real gamedev at ubisoft and she keeps laughing at my game
>>550309432movie games will never reach these heights againhttps://youtu.be/9PU5nsgXTAI?t=40
>>550309850Do your best to beat your wife.
>>550304974>>550305758This nigga rolls a blue-skinned half-demon half-dragon non-binary pansexual bard/sorcerer multiclass and expects to be treated as a regular person by everyone they encounter, because even the lowliest serf peasant in the game world is a trans-inclusive non-judgmental non-kinkshaming demon-accepting critically literate hyper liberal to avoid having to make the player in any way uncomfortable
>>550306951Back in the day people would have told you to Google it but I guess this is where we're at now
Speaking of marketing and trying to get people to play your game, what would be better?:-releasing your game for free and looking for alternative ways to make money-selling for a low price-selling for a regular price, but on heavy sale
>>550309850>UbisoftShe'll get laid off soon enough.
>>550266979release three more games
>>550310129Post your game so we can better answer your question
for x in 20: for y in 4:orfor x in 4: for y in 20:which one is better
>>550310041holy shit, abrams jr
>>550310631Row-major
>>550310631depends which scenario, you're more likely to early exit and return with.if you have to fully process everything, every time, then it doesn't matter because multiplication is commutative
>>550310129highest price that you can get away with to create a sense of value and selling only on sales might be a good idea
>>550310498none yet (hah), but I'm envisioning a short fighting game.>>550311256Wouldn't people/algorithm catch on if I were to constantly put the game on sale?
plz support my petition >>>/gd/463135
>>550311458go away
>loses control of narrative>can we have a whole board please hiromoot?
>>550311457Why do ideaguys always want to make fighting games?To answer your question. It doesn't matter fighting games outside of the main franchises don't make any money.
Let it be known that on this day the next indie billionaire dev began construction of his video game.
>>550311789>Let it be known that on this day the next indie billionaire dev began construction of his video game.
>>550311789how do you know some random zoomer has started on minecraft 2?
I'm doubting myself again...
>>550311742>Why do ideaguys always want to make fighting games?Don't they usually go for platformers?I don't mean the competitive or PvP kind of fighting game. So in future games it would more more of action platformer... oh.
>fart really hard>devstation now smells like poopI CAN'T WORK UNDER THESE CONDITIONS
>>550312332>>fart really hard>>devstation now smells like poop>I CAN'T WORK UNDER THESE CONDITIONS
>Add telemetry to my game>See someone playing my demo>Start querying recent events>Follow them as they play through my game
>>550312583It gets funner when you add live A B testing and can change game events on the fly
between every level you must solve a slide puzzle in order to continue
>>550312828Runescape has prepared me all my life for this.
>>550312828>filter 99.98% of all humans
>>550311968>it's so over...>WE'RE SO BACK!>it's so over...>WE'RE SO BACK!>it's so over...>WE'RE SO BACK!>it's so over...>WE'RE SO BACK!>it's so over...
>>550312332do what i do and use safety pins to secure a drier sheet to the back of your boxers. do it on the outside, obviously, so its between your boxers and pantsevery time you fart it'll smell sort of like fresh linen. i do this all the time and nobody has noticed yet. you can reuse the drier sheets but dont use them for too long because they start to absorb the fart smell
>>550312828runescape taught me how to conquer them, so sure.
>>550313285you can save on safety pins by just crumbling the sheet up and then shoving it inside your butt
>>550304210> I don't know how to focus the art for my game.> I don't know how to approach the art to make it eye-catching.You have some interesting visual elements already going on but you having really committed to any specific aesthetic. I would choose one aesthetic or general theme then go through the art see how you make it match that theme. Get plenty of reference material to look at so you know what you are shooting for. For example Mushihimesama is all about bugs and nature. Or the game rez with a cyber/computer aesthetic.
Make Aryan progress
>>550312828The Simpsons did it
>>550306951buckshot roulette
>>550314309I'm making negro progress.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNz_UWpPh_8Why don't other anon games do this? I'd love to see the a dev-made playhtrough for Mage Tower Massacre and so on.
>>550312583>>550312821>find out a streamer is playing your game>fuck with them for teh lulz
>>550314818>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNz_UWpPh_8>Why don't other anon games do this? I'd love to see the a dev-made playhtrough for Mage Tower Massacre and so on.
im gonna win the game award
>>550315854I will be the first aggy to win GOTY
>>550314818>pixelshit shartformer flop but in a different color
>>550314632i look like this
>>550316223That's shartcrawler, Peter
>[popular game], but redone with shitty pixelgraphics and sanded off licence plates
>>550316078I'll settle for indie goty, I'll let you have goty. You will deserve it.
>>550314818There's no optimal play in gambleslop, there's no optimal play in RPGs, half of the anons could never make such a video.
I will win the innovation in accessibility award. every NPC will know sign language so blind players can play it.
>[unpopular game], but redone with UE5 photorealistic graphics and raytracing
[existing game], but better
>>550317414kekI've actually thought how a game where you play either as blind(no picture, moving using only sound) or deaf(picture, but no sound) could work and how the events from two of these "perspectives" could unfold.
>>550317414>bosses stop and sign their next attack to the player before doing it
a low poly retro inspired action mascot platformer collectathon focusing on two characters Negro, a basketball american and Kajewie, a large nosed israeli dual citizen who is typically seen riding in negro's backpack both of whom are controlled by (you)
Video games no longer exist. My video game will be the first video game.
>>550317686I enjoyed the HL2 mod "Blind monk society" no visuals. a pretty fun experience. with headphones, listening for the river on your left, the woodpeckers, a church bell, and then at the end of the level a dude chases you with a chainsaw
He's flaunting his success on his brethren...
>>550318067cuffbustcore
Here's a fun challenge for you, I want to try have a legit discussion about AI.Take a popular game that you want to make a game in the style of.Describe it to an AI. Copy the steam page, the plot, or even other design documents, if you have any.Now ask AI to rewrite it. Change the genre if you'd like. (Scifi? Now it's a fantasy game.) Now ask it to make the design document.A legitimate question, what future do ideaguys have in comparison to people who push product and validate fast?(This is already happening)
>>550318067false flag
>need "AI" to make a DD how pathetic can you get
>>550318205kill yourself cris
>>550318205love yourself cris
>>550318323It's a legit question. If you're here to make it as a jobby, what's the difference from following a creative director ripping off stuff he watched on TV last week? (TLOU2 ripping off TWD)Nothing stops you from making it yourself, but the path of the slop is real.
>>550317950Get lost jackass I'm already working on the video game.
>>550318205find Jesus cris
>>550318205>Here's a fun challenge for you, I want to try have a legit discussion about AI.>>Take a popular game that you want to make a game in the style of.>Describe it to an AI. Copy the steam page, the plot, or even other design documents, if you have any.>Now ask AI to rewrite it. Change the genre if you'd like. (Scifi? Now it's a fantasy game.) Now ask it to make the design document.>A legitimate question, what future do ideaguys have in comparison to people who push product and validate fast?>(This is already happening)
>>550318471It's not a legit question, it's a shitty ragebait.
you lose every game you don't buyreal gamers are obligated to buy my game
the difference is i don't need "AI" to idea-guy.I could understand slopping assets or code, but not even being able to idea guy yourself is beyond a Philo Zombie which i didn't even think was possible.
>>550318205ok, I tried it and it didn't make the whole game for me. too much work ahead to bother with ripping of some popular game.
I work on my game EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. That's why I'm gmi.
>>550318205(ANGRY PHILIPPINX NOISES)DON'T REVEAL THE SECRET SAUCE
>>550318790Yes, that's incomprehensible shitty idea even for cris.
>>550282034i think it would be funny if someone kept reposting this image over the course of several weeks but he progressively, imperceivably got more and more decrepit. that would be funny to me
>>550318708My bet is on "profound mental retardation".
>sar it's just rage bait >E33 and Arc Raiders winning game awards, Friendslop genre swaps still a thingYou do it because you want to learn LLM patterns.When Neon Protocol Resonance Requiem of the Echo Fates or whatever other slop starts spamming your social media feed you'll realize how common this is, lmao
>>550319214
>>550319214leave marnix alone
>>550318991My boy Cris is dumb, but he's not this retarded.
I left my wife and gf so I could focus on gamedev
>>550319364Have you perhaps been noticing odd synchronicities, patterns you can't unsee?Your flame is beginning to bear.
>>550319952Where'd you leave them?
Made some generic quest poster props to go on the request boards in town. Will slap them together to make three levels of availability: full, mid, and empty.
>>550320273>BussyEye emoji
>>550318205this is what gemini came up with
>>550319364>>sar it's just rage bait >>E33 and Arc Raiders winning game awards, Friendslop genre swaps still a thing>You do it because you want to learn LLM patterns.>When Neon Protocol Resonance Requiem of the Echo Fates or whatever other slop starts spamming your social media feed you'll realize how common this is, lmao
a game about nothing
>>550320341No idea what you're talking about. Perfectly innocent gothic lettering of "tarry". Just a happy coincidence.
>>550320940witness bros... it's our time
>>550320845Sar... A game as shit as coffee talk has sequels.What's stopping this game?
>>550321028>sequelswho cares? they're games with $0 dollar budgets made by neet devs whose time is worthless
>>550287797He always looks this diseased he just got the red spots now
MEGA GIGA TRVKEMaking indie games as a solo dev is a dead end, the same reason why no one cares about win11 being indian AI slop: everyone uses their phone for everything.Even I who was a die hard unix user, realized my iphone is just more convenient for browsing, reading, checking email, even casual gaming. Even though the iphone is one of the shittiest pieces of shit hardware to ever be popularizes on even mega giga shitest operating system.But that's just the thing, normie don't know better. They literally don't know jack shit about hardware or software. It's the phone all their friends use and that's it.Even I only use an iphone because of the social necessity, despite android phones being vastly superior, even for the mere fact of expandable storage.But if you thought making it on steam, a platform where people want to play games, was hard, then GMI'ing on apple's mobile platform is even harder and more niche.Everyday consumers become more and more retarded.AI is the least of our concerns compared to market dynamics, and the squeeze of a solo indie game dev.The only path forward I see is if steam continues to make better handhelds, but hardware prices are in the shitter due to industry fraud of chip designers, bottle neck of TSMC, and retardation of gabencunt making a GAYbe cube instead of steam deck 2 that will fucking flop... EVEN THOUGH STEAM MAKES NEARLY 50% OF THEIR REVENUE FROM INDIE GAMESSTEAM IS FUCKING RETARDEDGABENCUNT IS A FAT RETARDAnyways>TL;DRIt's over more than ever before and it will only get it's over.
imma bout to make a sequel to that shit I took 15 minutes ago
>>550306951yandex potion blast
I must not kill myself. Killing myself is the myself killer
>>550321028I'm tired of AI. time to die.
Making games has never been more fun.
TRVKEIf people don't like you, nobody is going to play your game.
blueprint hologram now shows red for wrong type, and yellow for wrong detail (welded wrong, wrong setting, wrong orientation, etc)wrote a basic glitchy shader
>>550321613my mom likes me
>>550321474Friendly reminder that V is for X-ray fish>>>/pol/523670231
>>550321474>Tired eyesRowan Sexo
Slopcraft
>>550319567>retardation beyond crisIs such thing even possible?
>>550321653Make the clouds the same pixel size or I'm going to leave a bad review.
>>550320845Va11-Hall-A but it's a medieval tavern and you make drinks and potions for heroes and travelers as they regale you of their adventures
>>550321914Cris is smarter than Pedro and Joshua, but probably not Nikolay unfortunately.
>>550321878Infinifactory but you're graded on how rube-goldberg you can get your solution
>>550321976This is a game on Steam right now I forget what it's called, might literally just be Tavern Tales
vampire survivor but the vampires are gay
>>550322043FUCK
>>550322118Vampire Survivors, but there is no vampire to survive
>>550322118>but the vampires are gaySo, they're vampires?
>>550322242Technically, despite being called Vampire Survivors, there actually are no vampires in that game
>>550322124It also sucks dick and is cozy slop so go ahead and make one that's dark fantasy
>>550322334I know
I really shouldn't be posting this here but I figure you guys deserve a breakinvest in bubble bobble-likes, they're going to be the next big thing
>>550321939I did try that at first.Clouds have a parallax effect, so they don't visually shrink and grow much when the camera zooms in and out. If I actually did make the clouds pixels match the world pixels or UI pixels, they would jitter a ton when zooming.I do have an option to crunch down the pixels on clouds, or to turn off the 3d background completely
>>550322242>Vampire Survivors, but the Vampire was inside your head all along
vampire survivors but with vampires
>>550322420bub-bob-BASED?
>>550322334Reminds how there's no Zelda in the game Legend of Zelda BotW, just cutscenes featuring her
>>550322506Worst Kiss-shot version.
>>550322421Alright you get a pass on this one because you have a functional settings menu. I'm still watching you though. ; )
Content Creator here.If your game is too short or too long to fit a 20 minute VOD then I'm just not going to play it, then you're going to be fucked.
Nigga, I'm hiring my own streamer to pretend to be the dev.
>>550323087I drew a happy face on my penis and then I stream him pretending to be the dev for my gamenobody has noticed yet, they just think he's bald
>>550322358>souls NPCs come in and say some cryptic sad shit and die>guts walks in and tells you the plot of berserkI could see reddit eating that game up
>>550322930You have to be attracted to women to understand
>>550323236Name one Zanzibart and you've already got an ironic in-joke It writes itself.
>>550323234I'd tune in at least once just to see.
I'm so tired.This wasn't supposed to be this difficult.Why'd I have to go and make things so complicated?
>>550325628https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NPBIwQyPWE
>>550325628I SEE THE WAY YOU'RE ACTING LIKE SOMEBODY ELSE GETS ME FRUSTRATED, LIFE'S LIKE THIS
>>550294157>>550297685Yeah it's not your thoughts exhausting you it's scrolling through all these 3 word shitposts. There are dozens of people in these threads who literally don't say anything they just make random noises and statements it reminds me of what teachers said was driving them crazy with the Alphas and Zoomers is some of them literally can't be quiet for more than a couple minutes without randomly verbalizing worthless thoughts or just even making commentary on things going on around them. It's exactly the same thing.Scroll through the thread and pick some 3 word posts (there are hundreds of them) and ask yourself what is being said? Does it need to be said? Who feels the need to make posts like these?It's grim. Really grim. Gamedev is for high IQ creative people. Environments like this are toxic for us. Scrolling through 800 posts of absolute trash to maybe find a couple paragraphs written by a true citizen of gamedev.
all 3 of my playtesters have reported nausia and blindness lasting 1 day within 30 minutes of playing my game
>>550328850I just peeked at another random vg and it's the same thing. Offtopic monkey howling even the same exact post we often see here>>550182234But again this thread should be different technically because gamedev is for high IQ people with substance between their ears.
>>550328898
Just like, make game.
I find the idea guy posts to be the worst. It has never been funny or interesting but you still read them because game ideas are interesting. But they aren't.[game] [but it's poop]I loathe it. And yet someone has devoted years of their life to posting the molyneux slop while chuckling to themselves.
Oh, I just started doing that too. Who is this guy anyhow?
>>550329585moly posting is an /agdg/ past time you can also use to stealth-test your game idea / idea guying skills
You will pay for making me read low quality posts in this thread.
>>550329718Black and white, fable, dungeon keeper creator. Went off the rails after a weird mobile game where the winner was supposed to become god in another game that never happened.His ideas were always huge. Every idea guy aspires to be him.
>game but you are the controller>attach molyneux.jpg>fill captcha>oh boy I can't wait for everyone to see this
>>550329962in soviet russia, captcha fills you
>hey I post this thing everyday>it's thread cultureThis is what ai xister tells himself too. It's trash. It's slop. It's not worth reading. Not even worth glancing at. You should be fined for making me scroll past it.
>reddit spacing
>>550330329you should be fined for making me read your worthless self absorbed postsalso moly has been around for ages you fuckin tourist
>>550330329I posted this thing enough that other anons here took up the mantle and started making the same posts.
>>550330395>nooo stop organizing your thoughts >you must behave like a low IQ low effort monkey like meeeeeCan't. Won't.
/agdg/, but it's an entire board where we can have a dedicated general for molyposts. We'll call it >>>/gd/
Once installed, my game searches your home network for additional devices which it then forcefully installs itself onto. In this way, it my game achieves maximum performance by leveraging ALL locally available resources.
thanks for reminding about the pathetic state of modern heterogeneous computing.
>>550330672>discuss meta about the thread>'nooo that's self absorbed'Illogical. Incorrect. >moly shitposting is tradition we post this trash for years it's tradition honor my traditioonnnn don't you want to fit in what are you a newfag come on honor our low effort slop postingNo. Slop.
>>550330743Bocchi is actually thread culture tho
>>550331504It's slop. Even I indulge in it from time to time. But it's not dressing itself up as gamedev like moly shitting.
Why don't you guys post pictures of anime men?
>>550331504wrong.only game dev anime is.
>>550302501>>550302674>>550302948>>550303116>>550303460Like see this exchange here? I want all of this deleted. DELETED
These two would be way more thread appropriate/
>>550331975ed is more /g/
>mfw I'm vibe coding my latest version of Pong
>>550332031>used to think vibecoding was actually a really cool concept>watch pedro attempt to vibecode a tennis game>suddenly realize there are zero vibecoded games in agdgThe illusion has been shattered.
>>550332189If you don't know how to program, you can't vibe code. YOU HAVE TO VIBE WITH THE CODE. It's in the name.
>>550321247I got halfway through this post before realizing you're having some kind of mental episode.
>>550332397anyone trying to declare their own post as a truth nuke should be enough
>>550332332True I understand, I think now we are waiting for a real dev to vibecode something, the proof will be incredible rate of progress like going from a prototype to a beta build in 2 weeks, it will have to be undeniable that the dev knows what they are doing. If such a day will even happen I'm not so sure.
I would get canceled if people knew who my muse is.
>>550332583It would also be full of obviously identifiable AI gen assets, the dev has to not care about such things and be deliberately making AI slop. Then we can finally have a true AI chad. Until then they are all just pretenders who get their feelings hurt when their AI slop is called slop. A true vibecoder chad must have iron will.
>>550332189You have to know how to do things like have it add proper comments, create documentation, generate all the headers with function prototypes before you tell it to start just "making things". Vibe coding is not just telling the LLM to "make pong".>Claude, based on the documentation below, create an implementation plan (todo.md) for adding FEATURE B to my code base.>Review the existing documentation and implementation instructions for new features.>## Core (console_core.h)>ConsoleContext* Console_Create(const ConsoleConfig* config); // Create and initialize console context>ConsoleResult Console_Destroy(ConsoleContext* ctx); // Destroy context and free resources>ConsoleResult Console_BeginFrame(ConsoleContext* ctx); // Begin a new frame>ConsoleResult Console_EndFrame(ConsoleContext* ctx); // End frame and present>ConsoleResult Console_Update(ConsoleContext* ctx); // Process events & update state>bool Console_ShouldRun(const ConsoleContext* ctx); // Check run flag>ConsoleResult Console_RequestShutdown(ConsoleContext* ctx); // Request shutdown>ConsoleResult Console_InitConfig(ConsoleConfig* config); // Fill config with defaults>ConsoleResult Console_ValidateConfig(const ConsoleConfig* config); // Validate configuration>ConsoleResult Console_GetPerformanceMetrics(const ConsoleContext* ctx, double* avg_fps, double* frame_time, size_t* memory_used); // Get perf metrics>ConsoleResult Console_ResetPerformanceMetrics(ConsoleContext* ctx); // Reset perf metrics>ConsoleResult Console_GetVersion(int* major, int* minor, int* patch); // Get version numbers>const char* Console_GetResultString(ConsoleResult result); // Result code string>const char* Console_GetLastError(void); // Last error string
>>550332583I did it twice this month, literally right in front of everyone. I just didn't let anyone play the demos. Even if I don't release the games, I've already started reusing that code for other projects.
A vibecoder chad will probably also need a publisher to help them stave off the initial review bombing as I believe happened with Asmongold / OTK publisher Mad Mushroom's AI game Night Swarmhttps://store.steampowered.com/app/3668370/Night_Swarm/AI haters were on this game immediately with a vengeance but it's now at 700 reviews and climbing. These are the frontrunners right now of breaking down barriers for AI chads.BTW I would not be speaking about any of this if pedro was around because he would get excited and convince himself this is relevant to him and then we would see the usual spamming. This is the quiet adult chat hours. A sacred time.
>>550332876It his hilarious when Claude starts putting time lines like "2 week sprint" on the feature implementation plans it generates, then I go have a smoke, and I have another 1000 lines of code I have to review.
>>550332876>nobodyserio.us Oh no you're the "I'm schizo but for real on purpose" guy huh
>>550333380You only noticed now? He's pretty easy to spot actually
>new zukowski blogposthttps://howtomarketagame.com/2025/12/15/leftover-research-from-2025/>marnix interview dropshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VcpELln7EEWas a pretty good day. Now we wait for the trifecta.
>>550333380I'm just me, I don't mean to offend, but I did get psyop'd by the feds into doing a terrorism. I didn't bring any ammo though, and the cops wouldn't shoot me. Long story short, I'm all better now.
>>550331435You're being self absorbed because you're just saying >I don't like this thing I, ME, don't find it funny!! SO QUIT IT!! >I don't like this thread meme!!! stop it for me!!!like nigga close your eyes hahahaha
>Instead think of it this way: if you shipped a game, just buy yourself a $245 box of chocolate! Treat yourself. You don’t need to wait for Valve to give you a 0.08% tip. Shipping a game is hard. That alone is worth the box. I'M POOR CHRISTOPHER.
So why am I not allowed to use AI voice acting but everyone else is?
>>550334024>stop it for me!!!Where did I tell anyone to stop? It's been happening for years and it will never stop. You should be fined though, possibly even arrested.
>there are no children in the game
>550334083>550334181Thread was good for a couple minutes. Back to the grind I guess.
>>550332704kanna?
Saar I kindly say you don't marketing, Why you do the marketing bloody bitch! fucking benchod why you redeem the zukowski marketing benchod bitch!!
>A game where you predict your own death
>zukjeet is still goingThat guy just doesn't sleep, does he?Spamming random youtubers 24/7 to a small group of people, that's absolutely horrifying. How can one live like this?
God what a shitty character spammed to death by slop people.
>>550335268not your smash general
>>550335314My game is smashlike and I want to find out why so many people are such spamtards as it will help me gamedev.
>>550335268>smashi dont care about your shitty ass groomer game
>>550335447Trannies ruined it, I'm trying to fix it.I tried to play for inspiration after doing gamdev cause it's time to drink off the Vyvanse and philosophize with AI and (potentially) non-AIIt's just impossible. Thought my game really isn't melee, it has some of the same mechanics.So why do people exploit them so much?Don't they get annoyed by the noise spam? Too low IQ for Luigi's wavedash voicespam to annoy them? Like I can win without being cheap or cheating, why pick the annoying gay path with such cool mechanics? Why are gamers like this?
>>550335364make some friends lil bro
Reminder that you gave this good reviews but left other games high and dry
>>550335887I'm an introvert people physically drain the energy from my soul. I only seek human interaction for knowledge or challenge. My ancestors evolved higher grey matter in their brains and I inherited it.Guess I'll take my big brain ideas elsewhere. Later.
>>550335990cya
>>550336238Later perceptoidian Dis nigga objective doe ain't finna learn no T R V K E from perceptiveness
>>550336297cope
character controller + progression metric + capability increase = full game
>>550336357>I'M ALWAYS RIGHT THAT'S WHY I LITERALLY DON'T HAVE AN OPINION ON WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DISCUSS AND JUST SPAM INSULTS AND ENGAGE IN SLOP BEHAVIORVery Reddit of you. If you don't have the answer, or even an attempt at oneJust say so.Nonce
>>550336971projection
>AI voice acting can't be ki-https://youtu.be/PSUim_H2xSw
>>550337173This reminds me that someone could 1MA their own Red vs Blue type series.
>>550337046>still no argument against my destruction of melee retards destroying the game, just deflects and ad hominemsCan't even have a discussion with redditoids much less make a game similar to one they "enjoy"(DESTROY)
>>550337458autism
Should I share my game on 4chan and if so how?
>any indie or amateur games with this aesthetic and not slop?>more become the horror, than hide from it
>>550334283complaining about it for several posts about how much you hate it seems to heavily imply you would prefer it to be stopped
>>550337526Drop a bunch of Steam keys in a post. That way you'll get a lot of positive reviews.Bonus points if you go over to /vr/ and do it.
>>550337519>caring about something deeply enough to try and extrapolate upon it meaningfully instead of trying to sissify it with names and roles attributed to itFaceberg Pedo Anti-Privacy Society
>>550337837outside
>>550337814My game is self-published
>>550337907Living innawoods outdoors not your fake troonman show soiciety
>>550337981sure
>>550335928>advertises 'circle-strafing' as a feature>literally hold A or D for five minutes to beat the final bossAt least he was honest, I guess.
Oooh I'm fatfuck gabencuntWatch me revel in the messLetting AI slop flood the storeIt's all part of my excess
>>550335928Woah there anon, you're forgetting the developer post that says that Ethelyn is supposed to be a hundred times stronger than everything around her and that its good design if the bosses are as bad as the story suggests. You don't understand the vision that Stormy and Nuns & Guns have for their work.
>>550338043Been doing it for a decadeReally easy to just say fuck being a rentoid and do car life until you have a rentoid house to siphon rentoid funds and innawoods lands.What's hard is discovering why people ruin melee with spam. It's not fun or cool just mechanical NPC slop.If you're going to be a fluoride NPC stay away from creativity. Why even consoom just produce raw materials for your masters. Golem Goyim spreadin' da yidfest to all corners of da net
>>550337173>everyone look I took a thing someone else made and told a computer to smash it together with another thing someone else made>look everyone I "made" this >so le kino kek am I right?So fucking grim and sad lmaoI watched that whole thing too. Not a moment of it was worth the watch. Voice "acting" was SLOP too. Be gone from my sight in the name of ZUKOWSKI.
>>550335928>>550338047>shitters shows up to thread>starts attacking a yesdev with a positive reviewed gameToo late for you demon, he already got 40 positive reviews. That's almost $10,000 in sales. You mad?Yeah you mad.
>>550338448sure
>>550338448>complaining about fighting game players spamming OP movesyou're playing the wrong genre
Gabe Newell just gave me 1 million dollars.I won.
>>550338862Dude I wish they would spam powerful attacks they spam little bitch shit it's so lame. I wanna open up and hit extremely hard, having to time that so perfectly against a retard spammer maybe once outside of dodging and getting in decent attacks just isn't natural enough for me. The robotic NPC spam has become unbearable the more I develop a better system. And it sucks because it's a great game with great mechanics and great characters. It just sucks to see them ruined like they are.Marth wouldn't hide on the ledge running back and forth to bait you into throwing you off the ledge to spam tipper or(rarely B, no one even really uses their B moves in melee unless they can be effectively spammed)He would use his blade dance often and jump into the air to escape or engage. Hell no real fighter would just run back and forth like a retard. My aggressive approach often nails idiots walking into my attacks. We were playing two different games, I look forward to seeing what happens when we can finally play the same game cause I ain't spamming it's not fun. Anyone can do it.
I wonder if I could optimize Godot so hard that it could run on DirectX 7
>>550339887this is why i said you need friends, nobody here cares, this is the game development general, not the smash salt general
>>550339959You don't have an opinion on smashdev mechanics cause you're lame, I get tired with regular human interaction but dabbing on idiots who can't converse once or twice to learn the superiority ain't bad. If you don't know about proper smash fighting game design don't discuss it with me then reddit, I don't want or need your opinion, I'm content waiting for a proper reply, slopheads like you just need to he dabbed on.
>>550339925you might as well just engine dev with DX7 at that point
>>550338839>he's doing it againLook at the filename dumb dumb. I'm a different poster. You've done this multiple times.
I wish I had an ideas guy that could come up with sovl shit for my game. I'm too retarded to do it myself.
All the file names are the same except one.
>>550339959It's the ai shitter. He does this with everything. AI voice acting, "my game didn't sell", it's always something. There is no resolution, it's a manic low IQ monkey who comes here for interaction because his handlers are absent.
>>550340418I can ideas guy as long as you can do literally everything else.Also I want 50%.
It's just sad, it's obvious you have no friends. I can show my game to one of 8 different people who instantly try to start adding things to my game.
>>550340475My game isn't even finished yet I'm just questioning why some gamers are such slopheads that they slop up good games. I am not your boogeyman broccolihead.
>>550340563I don't need or want people to add to my game. Game making takes patience and wisdom not spazz out uneducated pre-schizo alter-ego agreeable poncefuel
>>550340475Have you got proof of this?
He is paid or entrapped, and forced to post and disrupt normal engagement. This literally happens on every general on every board. Mindless variations of the same text, repeat filenames, images, and reoccurring narratives.
>>550340248True, it was just me thinking dumb shit aloudI'm trying to understand graphics on a deeper level so I can optimize so as a bit of an exercise I'm looking at mid-2000s/seventh generation average hardware/software specs and seeing if I could theoretically make a modern game engine run on them
>>550340872Start with Pong in Godot.
>>550340485Honestly I'd do it if you turn that 50% into 30%
You can't understand how to program computers by looking at hardware specifications. You're larping as a gamedev, and just like the troons, you don't pass.
>Mindless variations of the same text, repeat filenames, images, and reoccurring narratives.That's not proof of anything. That's the same for any schizo, and /agdg/ has multiple of these as well, like the other AI "dite" spammer and the e-celeb shitter.
i don't think he'll be able to keep this act up for much longer
>>550338683>>shitters shows up to thread>>starts attacking a yesdev with a positive reviewed game>Too late for you demon, he already got 40 positive reviews. That's almost $10,000 in sales. You mad?>Yeah you mad.
>>550341089>>550341048>>550340984>>550340815Samefagging tranny imbecile
>>550341089Cause I'm not the person you're obsessed with and leaving due to no one being able to discuss fighting game mechanics and instead offering insufferable reddit opinions punishing you for even inquiring about something they don't know jack shit about
>>550340930Pong with programmable shaders and particles, yes.>>550340984You get the target hardware and software level from the average gaming station specs of a given year (I'm looking at a time period of 2003-2006).Since I still have all my old hardware I can put together a computer that matches these specifications on a hardware and software level and I can begin by simply building a basic Godot or Unity project and trying to run it on the computer in debug mode. From there, I can work backwards to fix the errors, and because I have to investigate the errors, all of which will be on a fairly low level, I gain insight.It's a dumb way to do it but it's how I personally learn best. I'm not enough of an enginedev to start from nothing.
Note: all my friends and people I've ever met IRL or online fucking sucked at melee. Only on 4chan in a non-melee trannyplay obsessed general with objective reasoning towards game design could I possibly hope to find an unbiased, useful opinion.You reddit idiots offer counterintuitive suggestions due to your own incompetency. That alone makes a site unbearable and unworthy of information seeking.
>>550341048Yes, blame it on the "schizos". That's not what schizophrenics do.
>>550340872>I'm trying to understand graphics on a deeper levelthen you should just engine dev, really no way around it.Trying to middle-man with godot will just waste time.
>>550342004Freeglut niggaz is oldskool we ain't finna rendering out here unless we getting paid fuck is dis nigga on fr
>>550342092you WILL load the function pointers yourself.
>>550342004I could see prototyping in Godot so you have all your resources and game logic ready to go, then busting out DJGPP, MINGW, or even VB6 on a retro system. You don't need an engine if you know what game you're making.
>>550342157Niggas is Lazy Foo
>>550340958As in you take 30% and I take 70%?
>>550340872>I'm trying to understand graphics on a deeper level so I can optimize so as a bit of an exercise I'm looking at mid-2000s/seventh generation average hardware/software specs and seeing if I could theoretically make a modern game engine run on themI miss feeling free to waste my time and not make games too.
>>550325628chill outwhat you yellin for ?
>tfw notice gamedev topics I bring up get discussed elsewhere ie youtube via Marnix/Branno>tfw get a really neat idea recently and decide to not post it on here>the general idea gets brought up on a recent videoSeriously? I didn't even say it this time and the topic got brought up, what's going on? It's like game idea's cropping up elsewhere despite not sharing them.
>>550340958Nta but this unironically intrigues me. I obviously wouldnt risk my best ideas until you prove youd hold your end of the deal
>>550344482we all drink from the same waterhole.
another day another resume sent
>>550333801Branno video? I mostly only watch BiteMe and Branno for gamedev vids. Otherwise it's usually either music or lets players.
>>550344614I've been pissing in it.
older project
>>550344614The subject wasn't discussed on here at all. It's just something neat I noticed and figured would be a neat idea to expand. Not even 1 month later a video appears discussing this in slightly different fashion. Just like my game ideas and even my gamedev name/game name, I'm just slightly ahead of the curve before somehow the market gets saturated with similar ideas or people using similar sounding names or even outright naming their game to what I was going to use for mine.
>>550344968I've developed a taste for that
how do i make game with the half-life 2 graphic like this?
>>550345064I mean the internet, game spaces. not just agdg.
>>550345234what did they do to my boy!? disgusting.
>>550344614I found the fluoridated water quite bitterIf you know you knowOnly makers of kino games get gang stalkedhttps://youtu.be/3YgPuQdl_rk
>>550345234>how do i make game with the half-life 2 graphic like this?
>>550345476Guess I have a bunch of dank Japanese niggas on my side now, cringe westoid tranny cobsons can't stop losing brohttps://youtu.be/NJwMbbP1MpM
>>550345234you model the buildings
Our Dirk?
Gamedev progress, I set up new code in my game. Feeling excited about this game of mine. Thank you for reading my blog.>>550330743Henlo mother, I am your first born.
>>550346004keep posting this please. for the next 3 years. don't stop. I need to see this.
https://youtu.be/-EepxaY92TQhow are they making money with free games?!
https://nurhasanahumar.com/is your portfolio up or better to her level?
>>550346125>https://youtu.be/-EepxaY92TQ>how are they making money with free games?!
>>550345254Even so the subject was extremely relevant to agdg other places it varies. The fact it just got brought up out of nowhere and now is what I find eery. Not a year ago, not 2 years ago, not 3 years ago.... Now when I had just recently thought about it and purposefully decided to not bring it up on here. I prinarily browse here or a few select gamedev youtube channels. So it's not like I went and posted about it on some obscure forum.
>>550346149considerably better. but it's not a fair comparison this is just a kid.
>>550346457now I wonder what it was.
You release your game and it only gets 10 reviews. However you go to a convention and a fangirl does pic related to you. How do you react?
>>550346598I return the gesture
>>550346563Lel, I'm keeping it vague on purpose, debating if I want to mention it just yet as it can be beneficial to me as well.
https://godotengine.org/article/inverse-kinematics-returns-to-godot-4-6/
>>550346598I call security and sue the convention hosts.
>>550346457When you get good at it, you can do it on purpose.
>>550266652That looks like a screenshot from a hit game.
>>550266979Get as many people to play my demo as humanly possible, and then make the rest of the game
1. Never kill yourself2. Work on your game3. See you next time
I miss Crumble.
How does it feel to lose this badly? The most powerful players on the planet are against you, the most powerful man on the planet is against you, and most of the money is being used against you.
>>550347704I wonder why they bother with adding art pieces if they can't afford it at all... it's better to not have anything rather than an AI art piece.
>>550347863
OH NO HOLE SISTERS WE CAN PLAY IT FOR FREE NOW?
>>550346149she gigamogs half of agdg including me
>>550347704The federal government works for me.
>>550347704>How does it feel to lose this badly? The most powerful players on the planet are against you, the most powerful man on the planet is against you, and most of the money is being used against you.
I know you people don't understand this, but we're free here in the United States. I sat next to a man while he told the the people at the VA he was going to shoot the place up if they didn't sort out his paperwork. His paperwork got sorted out the next day. Your propaganda sucks. Get better at it, please.
Bros I'm starting to think the wife buff isn't real..
>>550347993>OH NO HOLE SISTERS WE CAN PLAY IT FOR FREE NOW?
>>550348416The distochomy...
>>550348416I hope he's fine but getting married/getting a girlfriend is a big mistake
>>550348416dude looks like a fucking ghoula healthy game dev is a successful game devhealth comes first and foremostget proper sleep, proper nutrition, proper exercise, and stay the fuck away from doctors and pharmaceuticals
>>550348553no it isn't, my bf is way happier than he was single, I even taught him blender
prog 2
>>550348763lmao at those physics
>>550348846A little bit more ballsack than tiddy.
>>550348416Marnix is saying that right? I remember seeing him doing a really long stream of what appeared to be almost entirely gamedev. I wish I could pour even just 4 hours consistently for at least 5 days a week
>>550348763
I'm still pissed off that you have to be a redditor to shill a game on redditNigga just let me make a fresh account and shill my game I don't actually want to interact with any of you
>>550349125>I'm still pissed off that you have to be a redditor to shill a game on reddit>Nigga just let me make a fresh account and shill my game I don't actually want to interact with any of you
>I'm still pissed off that you have to be a redditor to shill a game on reddit>Nigga just let me make a fresh account and shill my game I don't actually want to interact with any of you
>>550348416What is the wife buff? From my perspective all of the following reduce your odds of financial success on average in the modern age.>wife>childrenGood luck trying to make a game while having a wife and children.
>>550348763Come on man, have some self respect
>>550349521>wife becomes resentful because you're on the computer all day>you work on your game almost nonstop but she is 100% convinced that you just fuck around all day because you have a youtube video on the side monitor and she peeked in while you were waiting for something to compile while twiddling your thumbs>files for divorce after sleeping with her co-worker/boss who is obviously a much harder worker than her computer dork husband
>>550349770time management skill issue
>>550349770>he doesn't thrembo and have off days to detox>his biggest concern isn't playing games with his brother or walking the dog enough or calling the parentsThe bitch is provided for and sexed unless you don't have testosterone and are slop at time management, I'd say your problem is too much 4Trans and Tranime not actually being a yesdev
Modeled this in blender. Used warcraft 3's slaughterhouse as reference.The problem is going to be handpainting the model because I've got little experience in it.
the only way is to have a wife who 3d models characters and rigs and animates them for you.
>>550349976well, make sure you uv map it carefully. so that you don't have to repeat your texturing. all the spikes assigned to one uv island. stuff like that. be efficient.
>>550350056Nope just some foreign introvert wife who you never let leave or give a greencard to. They are mere transactional NPCs no more sentient than your average /agdg/ tavern merchant.
>>550349976Y tho
>Surface BreakerAdded some new shrine buffs like fire punch and speed.
>17 days to DDfuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
>>550350056i can't love anymore, i can't create the way i used to, my ex ruined me, or rather i ruined myself by even associating with him... it's been about a year now
>>550265950I'm doing small, mobile/HTML5 games now
>>550348416I confirm, even having a gf around fucks with your productivity.
>>550350410I don't want to play a transexual asteroids though it's 2025...my steam library has a few good games not a bunch of forgotten slop
>>550350612Keep shooting, schizo. Maybe you'll hit something.
I'm too tired to code stuff. small attempt to find how to do a cartoonish drill, technically. stylizing it comes after.
If I want to tint an entire scene, is it more efficient to shade it or to place a big colored transparent texture over it?
>>550347704>look guys AI is a thing and because I know about it and tried to use it to make a game and failed that means I'm the same as tech specialists who are hired by the government see guys you should be into AI like me but you're not you're just civviesLOLLLL did I not say word for word this is how you would behave in years to come. You and every other "early adopter" who is doing nothing with AI getting literally sky high off your own delusions that you're "on the inside" and everyone else is ludditesLLOOOOOL
>>550350906not shooting games though, ragdoll sandbox building type games
>>550350951Wow that's really schizoJust watch sports or something goyim Were watching.
>>550350669having a bf made me more confident, i was naive, but i was invincible
>>550350951Can't get the edges-from-view to remain straight. I was in global transform before. tried every scaling curve possible.
>>550351138The government is run by trannies
>>550350410how many buffs can be active at once?
https://x.com/CodeRed_dev/status/2000531084631584945
>>550351267>Schmitz>some unimaginative jewish-german nameCommunist-fascist drones roam the Earth
>>550351256sorry to hear that. I had blender beginner once, it was horrible. get well soon
>>550351521Done him Bet he troons out by the end of the week cause his sissy clitty nodev leaked battery acid all over his non-existent ideas for actually creating a game and not playing dolly dress up on blender twitter
>>550344614https://youtu.be/9ShRdYm2ogE?si=DSKU1Vgb0BgdgGdm
time to make a shov- i mean game
>>550351004When Altman and Zuckberg start hiring for the population reduction squads I will be first on the line, we won't need you rabble around no more.
>>550351256What do you mean? Your horizontal edge loops are perfectly straight. There is an optical illusion making them look tilted.
>>550352569New game devs being born every minute.
>>550352569i don't understand what this means, i just know i'm going to make a good game, and i have to make it fast
>>550352698the vertical edges scale down in a curved manner. I want them straight.
>>550352569Oh you're not an engine dev. Yeah, I guess it could be seen that way. I'm actually selling shovels.
progresstracksuit.uniform next
>>550352569I guess that's why they call it shovelware
>>550353168You mean we've always had a word for nodev slop?
>>550352831delete object and make it again via simple extrusions/subdivisions
>>550353214Why would proportional editing be unable to scale things linearly.. when you press the linear curve?shit's weird.
steamatoids defend this btw.i sure hope you enjoy your game being used to subsidize server hosting for AAA and sending expensive chocolate to them
>>550352569>time to make a shov- i mean game
>>550353575It's a solid platform with huge userbase.You're free to sell your game via your own web based service, cuck.
>>550353575its the opposite actually the AAA or big sellers allow smaller games on the platform
>steamatoid calling anyone a cuck whilst giving up 30% of his sales just so gabencunt could send chocolates to aaa games
>>550354204>>steamatoid calling anyone a cuck whilst giving up 30% of his sales just so gabencunt could send chocolates to aaa games
>>550354452>>>steamatoid calling anyone a cuck whilst giving up 30% of his sales just so gabencunt could send chocolates to aaa games
>>550350410>like fire punchUpdate your graphics branno it looks like platform gun
>>550354601>>>>steamatoid calling anyone a cuck whilst giving up 30% of his sales just so gabencunt could send chocolates to aaa games
>steamatoidlol
>>550354613>>>>>steamatoid calling anyone a cuck whilst giving up 30% of his sales just so gabencunt could send chocolates to aaa games
>>550348416Newlyweds have to trade off for the wife benefit with time spent paying attenntion to the wife during the honeymoon period and taking her shopping for cushions and shit while she's in the nesting phase... then it eases off and you settle into a routine.This graph doesn't show what happens if kids show up, basically permanently negates wife benefit but probably fills the hole you were trying to fill with gamedev.
>>550354678>>>>>>steamatoid calling anyone a cuck whilst giving up 30% of his sales just so gabencunt could send chocolates to aaa games
>>550354204ok just don't use Steam then, what are you crying about?
>>550354816>>>>>>>steamatoid calling anyone a cuck whilst giving up 30% of his sales just so gabencunt could send chocolates to aaa games
>>550354932The guy who chimps about Gaben and Steam is Russian. That probably doesn't exist in his shithole country.
>>550355034>The guy who chimps about Gaben and Steam is Russian.source: i made it the fuck up
>*cough* *cough* *bops mic* is this on test, ah great. Welcome! Welcome!>Thank you all tuning in to the stream, we've done it! We've reached AGI, we couldn't have done it without all of you people.>As a thank you *guy in suit walks in* *pspspss* *whispering* ᵈᵒ ʷᵉ ᵈᶦˢᵖᵒˢᵉ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉᵐ ᶦn ᵗʰᵉ nᵉᵃʳᵉˢᵗ ᶠᵘʳnᵃᶜᵉ ᵒʳ ʲᵘˢᵗ ᵇᵘʳʸ ᵗʰᵉᵐˀ *COUGH* yes yes *scoffs away guy in suit*>AGI IS HERE>*lots of cheering* WOOOO>Please remain at your homes for easy distribution of our AGI robots to all of you, everyone gets one for free!>This is a big day, let's celebrate for humanity! *sneers* Yes! For humanity>*partying going on in the background*>The livestream and TV broadcast your parents were watching ends>*knock* *knock*>Wh who-s there?>We're here from AGI dispatch, we're here to deliver your new AGI robot>*dead silence**unlock notification sound*CHAPTER: Escape
>>550355034Neither does Steam does it? Either way you have to evade sanctions with your Dubai or Kazakhstan bank account.
>>550355083https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/548018338/#548063695Dimitri says what?
>>550350410Your one daily player will love this
>>550355181What am I supposed to be looking at exactly here?
>>550354942boy got triggered
This general is filled to the brim with transgenders.
>>550355649>This general is filled to the brim with transgenders.
>>550355649I never saw so many neovaginers
>>550350268>Y thoBecause it's fun.Also, a few minutes in Zbrush.
Zhirdyai gabenblyat did this
>>550355649And resentful flopdevs
>>550296938trichotomy
>>550356268There's no devs here anymore who released. Neither successful devs nor flopdevs. They all left.
>dev musichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxP2cSa5aXE
>gmi dev musichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixGv5oGjsPM
video game but you're getting played
>>550357206MGS5 exists
A game dev threadwhere you don't make a game.
>>550355760where do you get the cool spooky skellington brushes?
>>550356813I can prove otherwise. Watch this..UNDERSPACE IS A FLOP
>>550357973>where do you get the cool spooky skellington brushes?https://www.zbrushcentral.com/t/skull-alpha-brushes-download/267751
>>550357640i merely thought about making a game and i feel bad already despite not even having done anything yet *sigh* i wish my hobbies were my actual hobbies instead of attempts at "self improvement"
>>550356852>>550357096Where's the christian music now
>>550348416Why is he so low resolution?
There are a lot of guys doing incrementals on r/godot / r/indiegames / Zuk's discord. Zuk mentioned in the latest blog that out of 920 incrementals released in 2025(2.5 every day), 3% reached 1k reviews.Can you do it better than 97% of your competition?or even 90%?That genre is probably reaching saturation.
>>550358726from Zuk's new blog. everyone thinks deckbuilders saturated. lol.
>>550358726>There are a lot of guys doing incrementals on r/godot / r/indiegames / Zuk's discord. Zuk mentioned in the latest blog that out of 920 incrementals released in 2025(2.5 every day), 3% reached 1k reviews.>Can you do it better than 97% of your competition?>or even 90%?>That genre is probably reaching saturation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gI886DV0FJA>350k views>35 commentsLmao definitely viewbotted. must be the publisher's doingmeanwhile the version in jon and ign's channels have less than 100k views but hundreds of comments
>>550358952I hope the game does well for him
>>550358880>from Zuk's new blog. everyone thinks deckbuilders saturated. lol.
>>550358481https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xaj8QSJZ0E
>>550354794daily reminder that loneliness has nothing to do with a sexual partner
>>550348763holy based
>>550359362A wife is more than just a sexual partner.Being unable to conceptualize an adult relationship outside of the paradigm of picking up some skank at a bar in your deranged libshit hookup culture for meaningless detached regrettable sex is a sign of severe emotional and mental damage and spiritual decay.
>>550359727spiritual decay is attaching yourself to a single person with expectations of it lasting forever and thinking this is somehow not lonely
>>550359727Being unable to conceptualize happiness without a wife is a sign of severe emotional and mental damage and spiritual decay.You're retarded.
>>550359271
>WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW IT'S A HECKIN JAPANESE CARTOON GIRL LIKE THE ONES FROM MY FAVORITE JAPANESE CARTOONS FROM JAPAN, THE COUNTRY WHERE ALL MY FAVORITE JAPANESE CARTOONS COME FROM!!! THAT'S HOLY FRICKIN BASEDERINO!!
physics are always fun
>>550358952it's impossible to do better than A Monster's Expedition but I'll let him try
>>550360285Nigga what, his game has a fuckton more puzzle mechanics, better visuals, voice acting and story.It has a wider appeal.think about it, the hardcore puzzle game without all the extra fuzz where you just think is for hardcore people.The one that fools casuals to thinking they can beat it with all the cutesy elements appeals to all.
>>550359727Based & marriage pilled. The modern man (A homosexual urbanite who obsesses over celebrities, distractions and novel sex encounters) simply cannot understand the nature of a marriage. This is what happens when you grow up in a "blended family" after your parents get divorced, you enter the new meta where people are just replaceable units and all of the meaning & attachment in your life is performative.Having a wife is not detrimental to your game dev, or any other aspect of life, provided you are in a healthy marriage.The only thing a wife impedes you from is being a degenerate fag which is not a negative. The only response degenerates have for this is "Um, sex? I have sex btw. Sex? Penetration? Yeah, orgasm. Cumming big sex, heh, got you."
>>550360013>coping degenerate retard>>550360031>seething incel retardSee how the degenerates and the rejects can't help but lash out and try to tear down normal human behavior that has been practiced for thousands of years providing stability and happiness for the vast majority of people.Stay mad, stay sad, my wife is madly in love with me, likes my game and encourages my hobby. I can't imagine my life without her tenderness.
Am I a real gamedev if my game takes less 30 mins to finish?
>>550360495I know you can make a game that is more financially successful. Puzzle games sell like shit and a pure puzzle game sells like shitter.But, in terms of game design, doing better is pretty much possible. Sokobans have been solved.
I'm writing my game in C, no external libraries.I'm not very good at it.
>>550358880This was my favorite part of the latest post because it highlighted the point about how really the best selling games right now are the ones that are difficult to make. It's difficult to make an open world survival craft game therefore if you manage to do it you literally earn success, a literalLITERALmeritocracy. The exact kind that nodevs and doomers claim doesn't exist, it's right there in the numbers. If you make a survival crafty game just like Zuk has been saying for ages, you will be rewarded. And I think that's amazing. Pic unrelated. Gamba.
>>550360886use raylib
Anybody here done any retro game dev? I'm making a game with GB Studio and I'm wondering what companies & services are out there that make physical carts.
>>550360675Drawing lines has been solved by paint in 1990 yet people bought the witness.
>>550360903It should be illegal to sell 2D Shartformers for money. I would rather "play" a visual novel than another 2D(umb) Shit Farting pixelShart depression game about the nonbinary experience. Jumping? What are you, black? It's third-world coded but only bald, white, square glasses & beard cuckolds seem to be behind them. These guys are dreaming of a favela lifestyle but they are shackled to their Nintendo Switch which promised the freedom to roam the open world and instead cast them into Plato's goon cave, watching shadows climb the flat plane of a cave wall and never questioning if mixels are truly a good idea. Fat fucking Gaben did this.
>>550266979Launch Steam page in JanuaryStart marketing via TikTok, YouTube, & Instagram ShortsLaunch a demo for next festRelease in March/April
>>550361832You have until January 9th to register to next fest, I think. you're not gonna skip it are you?
>>550362005I'm already registered. My Steam page was approved I just haven't launched it yet since the look of the game isn't final yet.
>>550361805>It should be illegal to sell 2D Shartformers for money. I would rather "play" a visual novel than another 2D(umb) Shit Farting pixelShart depression game about the nonbinary experience. Jumping? What are you, black? It's third-world coded but only bald, white, square glasses & beard cuckolds seem to be behind them. These guys are dreaming of a favela lifestyle but they are shackled to their Nintendo Switch which promised the freedom to roam the open world and instead cast them into Plato's goon cave, watching shadows climb the flat plane of a cave wall and never questioning if mixels are truly a good idea. Fat fucking Gaben did this.
>>550360903>This was my favorite part of the latest post because it highlighted the point about how really the best selling games right now are the ones that are difficult to make. It's difficult to make an open world survival craft game therefore if you manage to do it you literally earn success, a literal>LITERAL>meritocracy. The exact kind that nodevs and doomers claim doesn't exist, it's right there in the numbers. If you make a survival crafty game just like Zuk has been saying for ages, you will be rewarded. And I think that's amazing. Pic unrelated. Gamba.
>>550361741When I say "solved" I mean there's not much you can do better.Paint sucks for drawing lines.By this point, however, drawing lines is pretty much solved for artistic purposes. It's a struggle to find any way to develop art programs any further, it's mostly just adding in 3D modelling capabilities or AI slop at this point.
>>550361462Graphics? Oh no, anon, my game is ASCII
>>550360886Are you making a PS1 game?
Everyones busy making games right?
>>550366035lol
>>550366035I am. Not so sure about these other scrotes.
>>550366035new captcha. everyone needs time to train their agdg bots
I have a job tomorrow and it's make me suicidal. It's dead-end, low paid and overall shitty. It dropped my drive to gamedev.
>>550367332what is the job?
Kill the thread so I can post progress in the next one
>>550367502Voice acting for a AAA game
it's been two years, i forgot how to use blender
>>550368153is blender still not intuitive to use?
it seems like the majority of people who believe that constraints help with creativity are people who aren't creative and identify as self-help coaches.
>>550368153>it's been two years, i forgot how to use blender
does gamedev make you age faster? after two years i feel like i aged ten years. wrinkles, aches and pains, bags under my eyes at all times
thank you for posting so much information about your personal issues that i don't need. i couldn't live without that information.
the new captcha is aids
can't wait to play jon blows new browser game on newgrounds
>>550368913i posted progress but you didn't respond
>>550314818So.. it's binding of isaac but without any of what makes that game interesting?
>>550368913posting it helps you understand my backstory for when i actually make a good game, and why i'm not at my full potential right now, not everyone can be strong all the time, i'm struggling to make my game
>>550368776Drinking and smoking make you age faster, nothing else does. I don't even think stress does it either.
i've been in this thread for over 10 years
>>550370182And still no game.
>>550370182So where's your game?
>>550314818I bought this game.
>>550316223Further evidence that moly poster is trash.
>>550369535Other threads says it's rollslop. Wouldn't be surprising if the demo filtered aggy with the difficulty.
>>550316223Big Green will surpass all agdg
>>550316223What about a lolixel plapformer glop but in a white color?
>>550370231>>550370227yes, still no game.
>>550370845Looks good and cute. Everyone know that the people of /v/ and /vg/ don't how to play games
it seems like 99% of the content on youtube is equivalent to someone showing others how their tie their shoes or how they found out how to cook potatoes. it feels more like social media now where people share what they did today. it completely lost the entertainment or education factor.
>>550371034The worse kind of platformer are the ones that are incapable of being speedrunslop. Every anon has a one and done, maybe refund relationship with games while those guys who actually replay games.
>>550371281This is why for me, it's gotta be TBRUSHhttps://youtu.be/Oatl69iaS80&t=225He casually exhibits many traits and skills of a truly seasoned indie dev.
>>550293032ok
>>550314818What we really need is for Cris, Nortubel, and (A)woken to stream anon games and if they're terrible, they get kicked out for good
>>550371664The train bit was pretty cool. Shame my game has a jetpack I can't add cool fake stuff like that
>>550371664but what's the point of the map he's making? nobody plays games like that anymore. "making a game" is not my goal, making a game that sells is my goal.
>>550371173>Everyone know that the people of /v/ and /vg/ don't how to play gamesI'm proudly not a gamer. I used to be but games got shallower and shallower and now I simply can't get into vampire survivors or balatro or other simple stuff like that.
for some reason I can't focus on gamedev at all unless I'm laying in my bed with my laptop on top of meI think I associate sitting at a desk way too much with work and it immediately makes me tired and demotivated
>>550372187that's what some devs do with demo day but they instead act like they're authority figures
I seriously don't understand this one anons obsession with Nortubel.
the number 1 enemy of yesdev is connecting gamedev with making money. it's a level of mental corruption that is very hard to recover from. and i really mean it, going back to a normal brain that is just truly interested in gamedev is very hard.
>>550373943>>550373943>>550373943new thread.
>>550373879Don't make me tap the sign >>550371664
>>550373879This. The pursuit of money corrupts the soul of the gamedev.
