WE FUCKING DID IT LET'S GO! THANK YOU FOR BEING THE BEST GENERAL IN HISTORY, HERE'S TO THE NEXT 500 THREADS!!! Store link:https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3545926625>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198>Stars & Visionshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644>Episode 3 Endings Guidehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245# News:>Episode 3A: Decay has been released!https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=523086940514289223>[DECEMBER] Next major episode update is still many months ahead, and development information will continue to be sparse due to spoilers. A few new images and a new cutscene have been shared.https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900/view/496087542571991439# Nemlei's previous games:https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSIPrevious thread: >>550018629
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>>550365728My wife Noelle IS pretty!
>>550365728PSA:
>>550365786god I want to be the reason behind those bruises. there just is something inherently sexual behind beating a woman, isn't there?
>>550366481We call it "tenderizing" in this here household.
>>550365728Favorite piece of art from the aggie?
>>550366720Julian
>>550366720"Why are you so tall of a sudden, Andy?" and other pieces from the same anon. I can almost believe Nemlei herself did them.
>>550366965What did Đulian mean by this
>>550352725>Ashley suffering from domestic violence is so kinoAgreed it makes me so horny, I just love watching Ashley get what she got coming. She's such a brat, I want to dick her down as punishment!>>550243018She looks so trashy in this, I love it!
Can we get this used as OP at some point before the year ends?
>>550367216>>550366965>captcha broken,, extension broken, image goneWhat did 4channel mean by this
>>550365728I count 10 individual Nemleis in the aggie
>>550366720Also shotout to this gem
>>550365728Love the aggie!
>>550368296There's two more if you count text.ON THE FIRST DAY OF NEMMAS MY SISTER GAVE TO ME
Unbelievably cute shit
>>550366643>>550367293You know, here in Russia we have this old proverb "Бьёт знaчит любит" which can be translated as "If he beats you, then he loves you". I couldnt agree more.
Is the thread slow because everyone is in silent awe of the aggie or because everyone got filtered by the new captcha?
>>550370062>or because everyone got filtered by the new captcha?We're not that low IQ, right?
>>550370062Considering said captcha breaks the extension and the site is pure ass without it, likely the latter
>>550365728
>>550370062I fucking hate hiroshimoot for making you go through a fucking gauntlet just to post on his shitty website. I remember the good old days when you could just type in 4chan.org and post like normal, without all the email datamining bs, niggerfaggot cooldowns or exotic captchas. That filthy jap deserved the sharty hack desu.
>>550370379
>>550370379>renee makes gay defective>andrew need sexfucking kek
Mashallah, the big Five Hundred! I have been here for many moons, yet I was a mere Anon before my awakening. I would like to thank all you Anons, other than a few, for not acting like violent apes towards me, whenever I try to educate you all in my ways, the right and proper ones, and for hearing me out. It is hard to be such a devout believer nowadays, and I am very grateful for being allowed to profess my beliefs here, and share my vast knowledge, not only religious, but also secular.I did my part and contributed to the aggie. I do feel some guilt deep within for drawing a portrait; I would much rather have drawn arabesque floral motives, however, such an artistic decoration had no place on that canvas.But enough about me. I find it impressive how the community stuck around for so long here, despite the immense content starvation. Almost makes me think the people here enjoy each other's presence. Something which is truly rare, and should be treasured on this accursed imageboard full of infidels who would betray their neighbour for a grain of sand in the Rub' al Khali.That said, let us celebrate this joyous occasion! Here's to five hundred more!
>4stats charts are downThey fucked the traffic didn't they
>>550371046>/bant/ is at 23% activitykek
>>550369761What's the point of nipple piercings, genuinely?
>>550366720
>>550371346I have the same question about any piercings in general. Why the fuck would you do this to your body?
>>550371506Apply hate directly to the Ashley
>>550371346They taste like house keys, and there's no place like home
>>550371506
>>550371609Nipple piercings are definitely among the worst though. You'll no longer enjoy flicking your own nipples or having them sucked, nor would the sucker enjoy it.
>>550366204Nomorashi...
Why are anons obsessed with Noelle's urine? Ivy is built to be much more of a piss princess..
>>550365728Nice aggie.
why the fuck are posts duplictaing?
>>550366720lil' hussy hater
>>550372163God I want to lick her minty bean till it loses its flavour.
>>550366720Ashley riding that plushie
>>550372164Russia truly is a magical place>>550372673Not on my machine
>>550372785what do her feet smell like?
>>550372164No way! We also have a version of that saying in Romania: "Unde-i bataie, ii iubire" which translates to "Where there's beating, there's love".
>>550373328Eastern Europe is just based in general
>>550373295I'd like to know that too. Imagine being stuck for months in an apartment with Ashley Graves for company, toiletries and soap quickly running out!
>>550373921And considering she never takes off her socks...god what a magnificent smell it would be!
>>550374570Lol denied.
>>550373921I want to know what her armpits smell like
>>550374570Artifactley my beloved
>>550374929Me too. I'm thinking like vinegar?
>>550375080Like vanilla. Girls like Ashley smell like vanilla
I want to beat the shit out of Ashley.I want to make sweet love with Julia.I want to fuck Renee violently while calling her mom.I want to jizz all over the apartment girl face.I want to fuck Dougla's second wife's ass in front of him.I want to get a toothless blowjob from Granny Graves.
>>550366720Too many damn good ones to choose. Love all of the trucking ones, PS2 TCOAAL featuring Thiu from the Better Half Series, the Christmas tree, something tastes funny, absolute Þinema, hand-drawing Nem, "you're my present this year" bunnies, Julian, teen Ashley with Andrew bunny, Coffin OS, Imperium Delphicum (Denmark not included), Santalainen, fell for it againshley...
>>550371789>>550373139Please love Julia, she is very sweet
>>550370379>horny fetish posts>oh hell>inside joke>sisters trying wife due tcoaalIt knows too much, shut it down
>>550376285I love Julia after Renee.
>>550376285If she puts her hair up I'll love her
>>550376285She is a brother-stealing HUSSY
>>550375080Horrifying, but plausible. Acetic acid is produced by some bacteria that can colonise skin. There is probably some unfortunate skin care routine out there that will result in your smelling like vinegar.
>>550376836if that's what it takes...
captcha seems to be shitting the bed rn
I love when a new captcha breaks all the bots
>>550379245>jobbing to the captcha
Goonin' hard or hardly goonin?
>>550365728nemlei robbed us
>>550380749
>>550367119Thank you very much! That is the highest compliment.
>>550380016Hardly gooning these days>>550380749I need an Andrew and Andrea AU where they keep trying to one-up each other in trying to appear normal, blaming the other for all their problems and threatening to kill each other until it reaches a boiling point where they passionately fuck
>>550381302Hi Nemlei is a devlog coming on january 1
>>550382509Depends on if we can get 9000+ souls by then, is anyone here going to a large gathering in a big city this Christmas?
>>550382509Yes, next devlog is January 1, 2027. Look forward to it!
>>550382831I guess I could try to set up a summoning at the Leipzig Christmas Market, but I don't think the police would appreciate me...
>>550383213Just tell them your huge fuck-off pentagram is "summoning the Christmas spirit."Captcha box says verification is not required, I hit post, "No valid captcha" banner. What the fuck?
DRAW IN THE FUCKING AG-Oh. Right.
>>550384039
DRAW OUTSIDE THE FUCKING AGGIE
>>550366720danganronpa sylvester
Insert "Use Ashley's Tits as the next Aggie Canvas" joke.
>>550384804Draw on this bussy
>>550365728i was here :)
>>550386732I gave him a burger.
>>550386824he may be full of human soup and jizz coffee but a sister burger is more than welcome
>>550386732TCOAAL if Andrew was born in the era of internet forums.
But what about mommy mämmi
>>550386732All 'drews should be FAT
>>550387507i think btrfs is better but i digress
>>550387507They are in a way
>>550387703>filthyHow can you expect a girl to suck your dick when it smells like rancid sweat? Take a shower you nasty faggot.
>>550388508It's ok, she can't smell it with a broken nose anyway
>>550365728>how to exist vimkek
I like Andy's asshole. I would suck a lump of coal out of that cavern.
>>550365728>A stoic, tall, dark and handsome male protagonist resists the sexual charm of a nasty evil woman but with a twist!>SHE’S HIS SISTER>And then all the sickos clappedThe only reason why The Coffin of Andy and Leyley popular is because easily accessible and practically infinite internet porn has rotted an entire generation’s brains from a young age. Total gooner death.
Trying too hard sis..
>>550386732he is real
>>550386732Brothers should be body pillows for their sisters
>>550390502Why do they both look like faggots? And I don’t mean homosexuals I mean faggot as in a stupid mouth breathing bunch of faggots.
>>550390502Matthew Macfadyen's gotten fat since Succession.
>>550383959> Captcha box says verification is not required, I hit post, "No valid captcha" banner. What the fuck?lol get fucked
>>550379563Mommy?
>>550390502Well, I suppose this is accurate cosplay - in the sense that they must be siblings, because no way they are an (unrelated) couple lol
>>550376532So this is how she pays the bills.
>>550391427No, that would be Noelle's mom.
>>550390502brothers aren't sending their best...
>>550391924He should hit the treadmill, and his sister should make sure he eats better. Not having a nice homemade lunch to take to work will tempt him to eat fast food. Seen it happen many times.
>>550376285Julia would be the perfect girlfriend for me. I would lovingly control every aspect of her life and we would be the perfect couple. She’s the perfect clay for me to mold into the perfect wife. I’d make sure we would reach a level of romantic intimacy beyond anything any other human has ever achieved and she would allow it because she’s the goodest girl and the perfect pet. Every waking moment she would be in my care and regimented for her own good. Because who else will? Not her stupid older sister lol.
>>550370062The new captcha is fucking bullshit, why do they have to make posting here so painful
>>550392884Nevermind, just forgot to click the 'next' button, it's easy actually
>>550390502Archdrew is real?
>>550390502Can an edit fag paste give him the arch symbol? >>550386732
>>550389546>TOTAL GOONER DEATH
>>550392881Hugging Julia! Tickling Julia!
>>550393893>>TOTAL GOONER DEATHDo you have some animus against Arsenal fc fans?
>Replying to yourself after seeing no-one took your bait the first time
>Replying to the person replying to themself after seeing no-one took their bait the first time
>Replying
To celebrate the 500th /calg/ I decidd to doodle a continuation from this to honor our beloved Nems
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I love tardposting
Any ETA for the update yet?
>>550394754There you go. My skills are meager but I tried to deliver a proper sibling kiss
Ashley in Ashleyka Korps shorts...
>>550394754oooh, what did you make?dejected imouto?
>>550394946This is not what Nemlei wanted...
>>550394912Every time someone asks this it's delayed by 3 more days
>>550395130It's not fair that Nems alone can enjoy making siblings kissing
>>550394946Very cute
>>550394946Vanilla girl is adorable. I want to corrupt her with innocent/pure siblingcest art.
>>550394946NiceI remember you saying the girl is just an OC used for meta memes, are the remaining characters the same?
>>550394912Many months.
>>550395948Pretty much. It's just Big brother/Little sister/Vanilla normie girl joking about TCOAAL or incest stuffs
>>550396235I am going to draw porn of them
>>550396369Surely you'll do a better job than me anon.
>>550394946Oh, cool you made the green, square.>>550396369Brilliant.Now what sort of plot are you thinking of using?
>>550394946I want to see vanilla-chan get a phd in breeding and genetics just she can tell the siblings to stop but then realises that it's onlly probabalistic
>>550395214>>550396153This is our Half Life 3 and GTA 6.
>>550396841>Now what sort of plot are you thinking of using?The girl has secretly been into incest media and her brother for a while, after she discovered TCOAAL she decided to try her luck and gifted the game to her brother "as a joke", it awoke something in him and he cautiously confronted her about it. It was an awkward conversation as they both gauged whether the other would be "into it", but once it became clear that they both would they instantly started making out and spent half the night passionately fucking. It's now been two years and they've both moved out for college/work, although what their parents don't know is they both moved into the same flat and are living is a couple. The wincest sweater is a joke gift he gave her one Christmas but she is daring enough to wear it in public.I am not actually going to draw porn of them because that's way above my skill level, but this is the backstory I imagine for them.
>>550397404It's wild to me that we will actually get the former and maybe even both before we get the next Coffin episode.
>>550380016Kys (kiss yourself)
>>550399670I turned myself down. I said I wasn't my type... is it over?
>>550401292What the fuck
>>550399670BASED
>>550403247why are they british
>>550401292This is as unhinged as it is cute.
posting in 500
>>550403373Artist's headcanon because Thiu's dialogue (and Nemlei's writing in general) has some Britishisms like "bloody."
>>550404558Ashley is American.
Ashley is dumb
Ashley is built and I say B U I L T for Big Brother Cuddles
>>550404878Anon is mean! And that's worse!
>>550404878She was denied in her prime
>>550368535Yeah fucking laughed my ass off
delphic dumptruck chibi goes hard as fuck
>>550371852Not to mention breastfeeding. Can you even do that with a piercing hole in your nip?
>>550405464It causes no impediment, allegedly.
Burger in 500
>>550382831>nine thousandOkay this little fart cloud is getting greedy
Queen in 500in 500
>>550394946Koreanon you'll have to give these characters names at some point.
>>550397404Half Life 3 and GTA 6 are other people's next chapter of Coffin, actually.
>>550394946but why are they both redheads?
>>550405540Why must Andrew always be denied?
>>550405156VERY cute
>>550406014I don't think he is Korean, some other anon wrote Korean letters around his drawing in the aggie.
>>550406386I don't want to doxx him, but he is in fact Korean.
The pottery was awesome, hats off to the anon.
>>550406697>salty tasteIt's canon, Ashley tasted brocum. Now Hacklei just has to add it.Anyway, Total Julia Suffering.
Upon an anon's request, this was the second one of mine.
>>550404558I have a hard time imagining Ashley as having a British accent of any kind because I don’t think it fits her personality. Andrew definitely could have a British accent and it work with his character.
>>550406352Simply beautiful. We're also ad-free.
>>550407080Ashley would never eat a troon.
>>550408336>ad-freeExcept when that one dev from the hagmod comes to shill his mod monthly, but that's like a wandering Gypsy trader at this point. It's part of local tradition.
>>550408496>"Hello fellow tee-coal fans! I checked out tee-coaRr and I really don't get why anons are so BUTTHURT and SEETHING about my- I mean, the mod. I think it's nice and you should check it out">"Buy an ad? Oh well.">Spams the same haggot images for the remainder of the threadOur good old traditions.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA EVERYTHING IS FALLING APART
>>550409965>Now I can't see you>Doesn't matter what I do>Can't see you cuz>Everything's falling aparthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEwZgssV1gw
I see footfags crawled out of the sewer earlier today. Feet are the lowest part of the human body, both physically and ritually. They are as impure and lowly as can be, even worse than the left hand, and "people" who sexualise them are bottom feeders of human society.There is a reason why shoes must be taken off before entering a mosque, or a home, if you are a civilised human being, regardless of your culture. And even then, touching books with your feet is sacrilegious. Pointing at someone with them, and showing your soles, is incredibly rude. They sweat intensely, and all sorts of germs and filth accumulate on them. Yet, there exist "people" who utterly degrade themselves by worshipping them. Disgusting pigs. By the grace of Allah, each and every one of you should be forcefully removed from the gene pool, so you cannot contaminate the rest of our species.
>>550411843That's nice. What did you draw on the aggie? You did draw, right?
>>550407623Goddamn I wish I was Douglas Graves
>>550412398>drawingMy sheikh would never commit such a sin
>>550413115Kek, I forgot. He can at least draw the red flowers from the game.
>>550412398I drew Dawood Graves wearing a keffiyeh. I like him because he's a family man and a devout husband, as well as one of the few truly good people in the game, who merely had the misfortune of having two retarded children who did not appreciate him. I can almost overlook the fact that he probably impregnated his wife first (out of wedlock!), then married her. But it's not like you care about any of this, since you are an adequately named footfag, and you despise all that is good, right and proper. Go roll in mud with the other pigs.>>550413115Contrary to popular belief, drawing is not a sin. You can thank the extremists for planting that ludicrous idea into the minds of uninformed people. Though Islamic art is traditionally non-representational, the depiction of human beings and animals historically flourished throughout our Islamic world. Still, such beings were usually stylised, which carried through to my own drawing.
>>550413981>Dawood GravesI don't get it
>>550413981Calling me a footfag is quite misinformed. I think feet are creepy. I do like the Mr. Graves art, but he wasn't a victim. He was a terrible and absent a father. His kids wouldn't be so fucked up if he had defended, guided, and corrected them. If he had tried and failed, that would be a different story, but he didn't even try. Kids without fathers suffer terrible problems throughout their lives because they need a role model to emulate, and all he passed onto Andrew was suicidal tendencies and a desire to blend in at the cost of his own sanity.
>>550390502
>>550390502It's impressive that, even with many talented cosplayers who are fans of tcoaal, none of them manage to accurately imitate the figure of two very "anime-esque" characters.probably because it's impossible for perfectly capture the essence of a post-apocalyptic world in a fictional European country in the 90s where the two protagonists are an alcoholic twink and a hot slut who lives in a crappy apartment.
>>550416720Andrew isn't a twink, Ashley isn't a slut. Glad I could help.
These captchas are WAY too hard!!
>>550417082>captchas
>550416819
>>550417082I like it. It also makes sense it would be more of a logic question than identifying things since bots can see now but still struggle with that sort of thing. Being a brainlet filter on top of that makes it even better.
>>550406014Names I thought for them at first are Sybil and Cyril
>>550417506Faggot projection isn't reality, sorry.
>>550416720>post-apocalyptic worldwhat
>>550405139>Big Brother CuddlesCall it pearl-clutching, but I don't like BBC talk even when it's "Big Brother Cock" or whatever. It feels kinda forced and it's like backing a chocolate cake in the shape of a pile of shit. Yeah, it's better than I thought it'd be, but it's a needless reminder
>>550418550nta but it's the pandemic thing on the game he is refeering to
>>550419735NTA but that's not post-apocalypse. At all
>>550419684Based. It should be used to dunk on cuckposters only.
>>550417082Ashley would make Andrew come over and solve them every single time she wanted to post (every 2 minutes) until he exploded
>>550419735There isn't even a pandemic, there is a small "outbreak of parasites" localized to one city
>>550416720>>550417506What is this nonsense? Their world is somewhat dystopian but distinctly not post-apocalyptic, Andrew is not an alcoholic (outside of one dead end timeline) and Ashley is a virgin (ditto)
>>550420918Pretty sure it's someone pretending to be retarded for (You)'s.
>>550420918
>>550421257100% certified qtpa2t holding a 90% certified qt3.14
>>550420158>Andyyy... I'm stuck. I just can't figure out the circles.>Think, woman. What do two of the images have in common that the third doesn't?>You solve these so much better than me. You should do it.>No. Use your brain. >The background's kinda shifted in each one... and the circles are in different locations... and sometimes they're white and sometimes they're black...>None of those are relevant. Think simpler.>Ughhhhh... I don't know! I'm retarded, okay?! Are you happy that I'm stupid and worthless and ugly and can't pass an IQ test?!>I'd be HAPPY if you could solve this yourself and leave me alone!Our favorite siblings then got into an argument so loud that the neighbors called the cops again.
>>550420158>>550422172That makes me wonder if Andrew and Ashley could solve the 3A puzzles if they were the playerOr, more broadly, imagine them playing Coffin. Obviously as a fictional game to them, so imagine it's like a copycat game. But imaging Ashley trying to solve the puzzles or staring wordlessly at Andrew when it's decision time to see what he picks makes me smile
>>550422434I struggled with certain puzzles and breezed through others, and I'm not smart, so I think Ashley would have a similar experience. I believe she would want to try them once, to prove to herself she can, but quickly ragequit and defer to Andrew if she got it wrong the first time. Andrew would do better on the hard puzzles, and have more patience. They would bicker over the solutions and complain about the developer, Bemlei, when they thought the answer was dumb.
>>550416819>>550419890>>550420206>>550420918>>550421207>DON'T FUCK WITH TCOAAL FANS. WE NEVER PLAYED THE GAME.
>>550423501>>550422434Funny that Andrew has to give up and ask Ashley for help if he can't find his way through the woods, I guess she just has a better sense of direction
>>550424739That's a good point, she might be better at puzzle solving than I'm giving her credit for.
>>550424739Her demonic soul canonically gives her an intuitive sense of demonic bullshit, like puzzles.
Julia is very lickable
>>550426256You misspelled "kickable", it's understandably an easy mistake to make because the K and L keys are next to each other, but be more careful next time anon
>>550428047Yeah, I always accidentally call her a stupid fat like
no census?
>>550426256I hate Julia, but I love Julian.
>>550407623I definitely think Ashley and Andrew would have slav or swedish accents desu. Or if it was a more free setting, an American trailer trash slang
>>550429958Freckled boys are vastly underrated.
>>550430178I'd like to imagine them with Finnish accents, but it's hard to find any English-speaking voice samples that also fit the characters to truly understand what that would sound like.
i hate all of you for gooning to this game way too much and putting too much effort into fetish art instead of some real peak shit but hey i was here too and i will be here for the next 500
>>550416819>>550419890>>550420206>>550420918you faggots are mad at me bc im right
I wish I have a Ashley nendoroid so I can fill her with my thick and smellin' good cum in a jar
>>550430549That could fit too and even then I can't imagine Ashley>>550430805What should be put effort into instead?
>>550433352anything but the feet shit and all that stuff with the mom and the goon shit in generalthat is a good image. more of that
>>550432040Nemdoroid....
These sweet words of yoursHave turned into warsof endless cravingsand needing moreBut I don't want toStop all that we knowThis moment with youI cannot let goSo I'll go on andGive in to you andRisk everything andStay until the endNow listen to meGive me what I needSo that we will seeThe world tonighthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejiZdIeNkHQ
>>550372695Wow that's me Hi>I would've drawn a bigger CG if I didn't only see the aggie hours before it wrapped up.
I need an entire sequel game that's a trucking sim where we, as the siblings, get to explore Coffinland and sightsee while on the road. I think it's a perfectly logical next step from a puzzle/VN RPGMaker game and could definitely be finished within the century.
>>550429460Next thread
>>550440235It should have Trucking Simulator driving controls but otherwise have the exact same mechanics as GTA, except your crime rating never drops and Andrew and Ashley both suck at fighting.
>>550440648Don't forget the demon magic skill tree, and it's perfect. Fund it. I'll back the highest Kickstarter tier on day 1.
https://twitter.com/FamCryptkeeper/status/2000567265453126099
>>550442028Imagine going to the movies where the graves are. What would it be like?
>>550440235>>550440648>Pass your commercial driving test!>Do jobs to earn MONEY!>Stay in motels!>Smoke cigs and drink booze!>Interact with the public! (...)>Free roam the streets of [COUNTRY!]>Kiss your sis!>Demons! (???)Trucking Career of Andy and Leyley(shoutout to truck anon from the aggie for the name)
Just how dumb is Ashley?
>>550444407Probably couldn't spell "exuberant" if you asked her
>>550444064Dream game. This is exactly how Nemlei would write the Steam page, too. 10/10
>>550444407100 IQ, comes off dumber than she really is because she's impulsive and used to offloading mental work onto Andrew.
I had no idea Brazilians were so good at coffin stuffhttps://youtu.be/LrreacwM8N4
>>550447303Another good onehttps://youtu.be/ULo4dg4s1uQ
>>550381751Not my Andrea. In my eyes, Andrea is the lord destroyer of twinks sent by God to dom the fuck out of pretty boys and obliterate their natural masculine dominance. Andrew maybe skinny but he's no Julian or Ashton (>>550366965), both of whom are clearly made to be reduced to bitches getting their balls milked by a villainness.
>>550447489Brotherless post.
>>550371852Who promoted tats and nipple piercings to vulnerable easily influenced young women?
>>550398771How far has she fallen into the incest mire? Does she want to hold a little private wedding and have a dozen children?I'm imagining a little scene of her staring at a pregnant woman or some children and a dream/thought bubble appears with her surrounded by a little army of ginger haired children of various ages.
>>550382831>>550405710>9000 soulsI don't see any specifics couldn't we just use fruitflies?
>>550448083I think it was the 60s, when sexual liberators were so far up their own asses that they unironically tried to promote BDSM to normies. Everything we consider trashy today is what stuck.Also, DA JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZ
>>550419684Never actually use it directly, only use it in response to cuckfaggots obsessed with mind control memes where you twist it into something positive or defanged instead of allowing their fetish room
>>550429958give him a shitty goattee~?
>>550447303>>550447449These are good, especially the second one. That song apparently has a brother: https://youtube.com/watch?v=ytrtIScJiPUWish we had something as good as these in English. Aggie poets, get to writing the lyrics!
>>550447489I thought Ashton would be a little pudgy but I guess skinny works too.How would some alt universe with Andrew, Julian and Ashton work? (no faggotry permitted)I see chaos
>>550449872Right? Ashley looks so cute in that animation
>>550429958Gaydrew...
>>550447489While that sounds hot af, it doesn't really sound like Andrew at all (whom Andrea is just a genderbent version of). Andrew acts gentle with Julia, and he craves Ashley whom he sees more of an equal to him (but alas has to deal with bitchy Leyley instead). Andrea wouldn't be any different.That being said, twink Julian is absolutely made for what you are describing, but it would have to come from someone else - his older sister, ideally.
>>550450154>no faggotry permittedIn that case this AU merits no discussion because there is no basis for any delphic relationship
>>550451971But Jane x Julian?The Graves brothers just doing their own thing while their friend is getting molested by an out of control older sister? Julian hanging at their place afraid to go home.
>>550448735Very far. She dreams of having a wedding (even a pretend one) and kids one day (hence proudly wearing the sweater) but acknowledges that they aren't ready for it yet and need to save more money. Not to mention the dilemma of how to explain it to others, do they go with some kind of "single mother had a kid from a disappeared ex and her brother just kindly comes by to give her a hand?” legend that wlll be difficult to sustain in the long term, straight up come out as delphic and risk being disowned by their parents, or move to another city or better yet country where they can start entirely new lives where nobody knows they are related?
>>550452152That's a good point, but as much as I love to think about all the things Jane would do to poor Julian, there needs to be Gravecest first and foremost.
>>550453035Tour de force the parents with the history and benefits of delphism, get her mother to crack about true love and cute grandkids, extol the financial benefits to her father, once they're on board and actively begging for grandkids, pounce the brother and start building the clan with their parents happy to shoulder some of the initial financial burden and help their daughter with child care.Brother now has a purpose in life and is setting himself up to support his family with a well paying career.Sister gets all the support she could wish for and starts fulfiling her plan for 20+ children.Parents now don't have to worry about their children abandoning them.
>>550365728The OS section originally had this, but I got rid of it due to clutter.
>>550452152>Julian hanging at their place afraid to go home.>Renee treating him nicely, calls him dear, offers him food and juice>Ashton and Andrew both confsed, disgusted, and amazed.
>>550456082Nice, the OS section was pretty good.I also liked the all routes lead to trucking.
>>550455460I just checked the creator's profile and godsdamn the guy is looking mighty fine
>>550457039what are those lumpy things
>>550457039>will never be your abusive brotherHow does this make you feel?
>>550457197I dont consider myself gay, but I wanna give that tummy a lick (no homo)
>>550457518>not gay but [something extremely gay]Every single time
>>550457039irl andrew body
>>550456082Accurate
>>550459537best routine for this natty?
>>550459928Reverse suspended congress with your sister.
>>550459928exercise with your sister while starving in quarantine
Hussies who moo
>>550422434>Ashley literally plays "The Coffin of Andy and Leyley">she doesn't even realize it's a game about themI can see it
>>550442028Damn they had a LOT of kids...
>>550444064>[COUNTRY]God DAMN it NEMLEI, YOU'RE GOING TO GIVE US A NAME
>>550455460That's some weird ass animation>>550457039Those are some weird ass abs
>>550461725This is a weird ass genny, unc
Anal in 500
>>550456236Renee showing more affection to some random visiting kid than her own children would be pretty much on-brand for her.
>>550463090You could at least catbox the full version for the 500th
>>550461410too many, there is no way they'd be going over one or two even if canonically andrew can't resist fucking ashley raw
>>550463490Have ithttps://files.catbox.moe/hiula3.jpg
>>550463612>It's simple Andrew, once the oldest are grown up a little, they can help us take care of the youngest!.. Wait a minute… Oh god, I am becoming *HER*.
>>550463612>even if canonically andrew can't resist fucking ashley rawThe route where that's canon also has a canonical coat hanger
>>550463903>Oh god, I am becoming *HER*.I hope Burial gives us scenes of Ashley being afraid of becoming her mother
>>550457039You guys are all massive faggots on these threads Kill yourselves
>>550463784Appreciate it>>550465423To be fair we probably just have more femanons here than your average 4chan thread
>>550465423>>550466031>he considers showing any signs of appreciation of male beauty gaythis is your brain on porn and feminism
>>550466031>females on 4chanlol. lmao even>>550467445>everyone stop guys look how hot this dude isyoure a giga faggot
>>550467874If you see a fit male body its only natural to admire its beauty and the hard work put into it in a anon-sexual way. If your dopamine-fried brain automatically associates it with sex, then its a (You) problem, and (You) are the faggot really
>>550465423>>550467874yeah nigga we like dick ITTdeal with it
>>550468647faggot cocksucker
>>550467874There are more actual femanons than you think. I know at least one girl IRL who posts on 4chan. Hell, didn't Nemlei herself mention 4chan in the comments on her itch at some point before she nuked it?
>>550470846>I know at least one girl IRL who posts on 4chanIs she hot?
>>550471742Well, not quite. She's a nice person tho. Nice ass too.
>>550470846I hereby propose that all anons without sisters and femanons without brothers marry each other so they can spread delphism through their children
>>550473057>Absolutely no and hadithsAbsolutely no hadiths*. I am sorry for this oversight, I did not get much sleep, since I woke up early, to perform the morning Maghrib prayer.
>>550473686Fajr prayer, excuse me once more. Maghrib prayer is the one right after sunSET, not sunrise. I need to take a break from enlightening you fine people, I am admittedly not in my best years, and I am very sleep deprived.
>>550463903Girl you cannot escape the shadow of your mother only transcend her by becoming better. She stopped at two, just multiply it up.
>>550472621As a strategy for the delphic church to avoid most of the inbreeding problem, every new generation you alternate between sibling marriage and marrying another unrelated delphist if you have no sibling to marry you also marry another delphist and pray for your children to be blessed by Nemlei-kami with the ordained union..
>>550478107There's something peak about school uniform siblings.
Which one of you advertised the #500 aggie on the /h/ thread?
>>550480374It's very optimistic the sibling incest thread is pretty slow and doesn't have any resident drawfags.Maybe he got confused because lately it always has the Graves for the OP?
>>550482221
>>550480374at least he didnt advertise it on /v/ or /g/. Id rather deal with gooners than with xitter tourists or linux-obsessed redditors that cant shut up about their dumb irrelevant hobby
>>550484802Sorry dude, we love Finnish software in /calg/.
>>550484924>we love Finnish softwarewe love all things suomi here
https://x.com/assfkrscc/status/2001307717747839199
>>550486856I'd like to think Nemlei is shitposting on Ylilauta when she's not working on the game. I also want art of Ashley and Andrew in a sauna. Has it been done before?
>>550490116Professional puppeteer Ashley running one of these stalls and traumatizing kids!
>Originally posted on SteamLIARS! FUCKING LIARS!
>>550491351I will not stand for this blatant erasure
>>550491351No, that's correct. I uploaded it both here and on Steam simultaneously.
>>550492191If true, then please change the link on KYM to https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/548414812/#548467832 instead of doxing yourself
>>550491351>>550491865Personally, I'm happy not to be advertised
>>550492191You posted on STEAM?! That fucking SLAG has been run-through by a million video games! She'll host any old shovelware on her servers! You Lothario! You cad! You philanderer!
>>550493275Ashley has 140 IQ but she only uses it to remember exotic terms for infidelity
>>550493554Is there any better reason for an eloquent, loquacious vocabulary? I think not.
>>550492606I mean there isn't really much to look at in my Steam profile besides the artwork and a few mostly abandoned Workshop items.Also like the other anon said, do we really want to have this place advertised to normies?>>550493275Big words don't fit in your mouth
>>550487579>I also want art of Ashley and Andrew in a sauna. that would be really fucking hot
>>550495410At least upload the png to kym!!!!
>>550493554It's interesting because the smartest people I know talk very simply and directly; I feel like it's usually the midwits that feel obligated to spice-up their speech to seem smart.
>>550495615It's the exact same file. Perhaps you are saving the compressed preview on the image page instead of the full image accessible by clicking on it.KYM has become barely useful dogshit anyway, I'm surprised you even found the image there. Honestly I don't even know why I still bother with it.
>>550491351Let em have it, the less normie exposure /calg/ gets the less we have to deal with redditors and haggots.
>>550491002>traumatising kidsloved muh punch and judy, baby beating cannibalism and wife beating were common themes
>>550496292Word use analysis is actually a pretty strong correlate with general intelligence.
>>550496806I was thinking she would use the skulls as her puppets, should have clarified.
>>550404659Bad idea. Because that would mean that Andrew was american too. And if he is american, that means he has no foreskin. It ruins the immersion.
>>550497650Kids these days would love it.
>>550496292I talk like a nerd without trying. I know because I think I talk normally but have been told multiple times that I "talk well" or "speak like a Dickens novel" and stuff like that. I know it's a compliment, but I don't like the reminder that I'm different
>>550497776The little sissy boy in the middle is super cute
>>550497776>the teddy bearThis is special ed isn't it
>>550497776>Fennoswede>Finn>Finn>Slav
>>550498463>The downs Slav kid>The blank autistic stare on the middle oneOh my God... maybe it is... kek
>>550497891Eh nerds are better than...whatever the fuck we got right now such as coomers and degenerates. Also you may find the cyberpunk threads at /g/ comfy!Speaking of, could the setting of coffin work in a futuristic cyberpunk world?
>>550482221She could have been a ray of sunshine on that degraded world.A shame she was taken far too soon by that weirdo Ashley
>>550499598Well maybe she shouldn't have been STEALING BROTHERS then!
>>550500082your brother isn't meant to be your support system or the man of your life sweetheart.. it's just some guy you share your home with
>>550365728>>550500082I think realistically this is what Ashley and Andrew's life will be like in Shots and Suchhttps://youtu.be/1qPmx_DXP9kFuck, she's such a lewd trailer trash girl I love her!
>>550502923>tfw you'll never go unconscious next to a drugged Ashley>tfw you'll never wake up to her topless body with a corpse next to you>tfw you'll never get arrested and sentenced by the police for your crimes>tfw you'll never have your life ruined alongside Ashley'swhy even fucking live?!?!? Reality is so disappointing
>>550503183>picks her up>throws her off the bridge>swan dives in after her
>>550503440>fantasy is having his life ruinedI have good news for you.
>>550504489But I still lack an Ashley!
>>550504774Ashley isn't much of a life ruiner. At least after growing up a bit.
>>550505410Therein lies the problem.
>>550504049There is no bridge, it's a 2 foot drop onto a grass field, Ashley will slap Andrew for getting her dirty
>>550506415This "I want a girl that will ruin my life" shit is the most reddit-millennial shit imaginable, it's a conscious (maybe subconscious) obfuscation because you can't say what you actually want without it being behind twelve layers of irony. God-forbid people have genuine emotions, like things at face value, and take *anything* seriously.
>>550506729I meant that growing up a bit is a challenge Ashley flounders in.
>>550501473Opposite sex siblings are for (chaste) practice relationships.
>>550506939Ashley matured by leaps and bounds into her teenage years going into adulthood, turned around by the most brutal and soul-crushing rejection of her life followed by a year of isolation from the only person who gives a shit about her. Clearly she's capable of growing up when she isn't under insane amounts of stress and having her emotions toyed with by the only person she's capable of caring about. No, this is not me excusing the shit she was and is clearly in the wrong for, but it's not a one-way street.
>>550506729reddit-millennial game
>>550507703No, just a millennial game. Nemlei is not a redditor and does not engage in reddit behavior.
>>550453825Cute!
>>550502923What kind of drug did they take and would Ashley enjoy drugs?
>>550502923>trailer trash girlWe got awfully close to this being canon
>>550510234What could've been...
>>550507703Tumblr millenial (female) game, newfag.
>>550510234>>550511013I'd love to watch that as a route. Also one where Andy goes into the deep end and serves Julia's head to Ashley on a silver platter. It'd be nice to see Ashley being the voice of reason for once and scared of Andrew.
>>550512797I personally would love to see them happy with a happy route and a happy ending where the heroes WIN and bad guys LOSE (my jawline has nothing to do with this post)
>>550512768prepurge tumblr was awsome in retrospect.
>>550447303this one has 5 million views, crazyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7NrWDfLFP0do spanish/portuguese speaking countries just don't mind incest that much?
What about a route where Andrew and Julia get happily married and have a family with two loving kids and a big fluffy dog called fuzzles? Ashley get the psychiatric care she needs and become a well rounded adult and also is happily married to a nice guy called Steve..Renee tragically died in a car accident.
All I really want is to be balls deep in a cute floozy while she moans my name
>>550514039I think sex with Julia must be quite disappointing compared to sex with Ashley
>>550514405you always use condoms with a floozy, so you're right.
>>550514641Floozie pathogens are quite vile, even simple skin contact can cause infection
>>550514405>>550514643I know sex with Ashley is disappointing when she isn't stumbling drunk
>>550515126Factually incorrect.
>>550513014This is the correct opinion, we like happy stuff.
>>550515258>visionFlash back to reality
I recently turned 22 and want to andrewmaxx. I do not possess a sister, however. Where do I start?
>>550516317>Where do I start?By not doing that. Also by getting a sister.
>>550516451>Also by getting a sisterIm 22, its a bit too late. Any alternatives?
>>550516876Adopt a sister.
>>550516918Its doesnt work like that anon
>>550506729It's not irony, it's no self-esteem.
>>550510234This is what I wanted.>>550511013This is what we got.Nemlei is a cruel mistress...
>>550517137yes it does, moron
>>550517451alright, where can I adopt a 20yo sister then?
>>550518016Amish communities or the balkans.
>>550516317Smoke + insomnia + messy dark hair. That's how I started! Though I already had all these before Coffin, so you might struggle a little at the start.
>>550516317Blame all your problems on someone close to you. Remember: they are manipulating you, so you cannot be held responsible for your actions.If you have feelings for someone, supress them. Instead find some floozie that you feel nothing for and trap yourself in a loveless relationship with her. It's better that way and is obviously healthy.Start smoking. It's good for you and will not have any bad effects on your health in the long run.
>>550518016Local parks. They're there, you just need to take them. I have 78 sisters.
>>550518197Ugh do they have sister adoption center there?
/calg/, I have a sin to confess. I just deleted all 1000+ CG's of Coffin from my phone yes, phone. Shut up my PC is shit because I had no space to download stuff from the threads... I transferred them all to my Drive, so I can still reach them whenever I want, but I feel so guilty regardless. It was the ones renamed by that one anon too, I feel like I betrayed him. Forgive me brother for I have sinned...
>>550518791Does this method work for adopting brothers? Or is it a sister-only thing?
>>550518920No, you just grab one and say "you. sister. now."
>>550518994there are over 1k CGs???
>>550519015In theory, it should work
>>550518791Fucking LMAOBut no, you have 78 delusional cosplayer FLOOZIES (not sister)
>>550519172I dunno, the folder was named "pictures" and it was filled with CGs. I killed all of them anon, I did it. Nemlei will send me to hell (Korea).
>>550519213Thank you. I'll try it out and report back. I'm thinking a night adoption is best because it's more of an exciting surprise for the adoptee. Where am I going? Whose brother will I be? Will I see my family again? Fun mysteries like that.
>>550518994Anon that fodler is 250MB. That's not really much by modern standards. Is your phone 10 years old or something? You probably could have gained that much space by uninstalling an app or two that you rarely use, or taking a close look at your files and seeing if there is any old/garbage data/caches that could be wiped.
>>550447489>>550451510Anons of taste in this general>>550493554She seems like she would learn multiple languages just to try to trick some girl she doesn't like into getting an embarassing tattoo that says "whore" in Russian or somethingAnd then probably try to impress Andy with her knowledge as an afterthought
>>550520260I had uninstalled every app I could get rid of, and I needed just a quick small amount space to download a VPN. But it doesn't matter, I murdered my babies... How can I ever recover?
>>550522019>whore in RussianOf all the things you can tattoo onto yourself, "cyka blyat" is probably not too bad
>>550522048All you need to do to rectify your mistake is delete all of your other photos. I don't want to see any family photos, cherished memories, or pets. Your image app belongs to big brother /calg/ now.
>>550522529>family photos, cherished memories, or petsI literally have no photos of those, and like 80% of my gallery is Coffin stuff ever since I found Coffin 3 years ago.Also that sprite looks fucking horrifying, it's the eyes.
I did a few more Coffinean icons, mostly for some of the more niche stuff this time. This will be it for now, I did my best to try and make CoffinOS a reality, but unfortunately I won't be able to mess around with the Steam Deck any further for a while yet because I'm going to have to pack and hide it now. It's going to be a present and I don't want the recepient to find it before Christmas.Updated archive if anyone wants them: https://files.catbox.moe/kl3lbf.zipRemember to get something nice for your sister this Christmas!
>>550525640This is fucking awesome and an amazing present. I hope the recipient loves it.
>>550526996Would Andrew and Ashley have any chance at salvation or are deals with demons a red line?
>>550525640this nigga is a certified sisterkisser
>>550524662>80%Good use of your storage space. I approve. That sprite is the face Andrew makes when Ashley says, "He's friendly! He doesn't bite!" after he comes running towards you like a rabid dog.
>>550522048How much space do you have? Sounds like it's time to either upgrade your phone or get a new microSD card or whatever if that's an option.
>>550516317What does Ashley's feet and cunt smell like?
>>550529384Andrew's cum
Hermosahttps://youtu.be/1wA4Tim43g0?si=Vbyow9pI8ZGQKoK5
Take care of your sister
My first post ever and it´s on CALG#500!!It´s an honor, I love y´all
>>550530137
>>550533323Welcome, anon. Enjoy your suffering.
>>550532550I don't have time to take care of the ugly bitch. If she wants me to take care of her, the least she can do is give me a good blowjob
>>550497776Nem's seems to really hate kids.
>>550532550My sister is cute. Your sister is cute. All sisters are cute.
>>550534864Giving him a design makes it so much worse. Poor kid...
>>550534864I wonder if choosing to spare him is going to have any effect on the story later on>>550534718APOLOGIZE to your sister right now
>>550534718>talking shit about her to strangers>demanding sexual favors for treating her decently >doesn't treat her decently I the first placeAbsolutely haram. Go buy your sister a girly coffeedrink as penance.
More Brazilian goodness. They sure love delphic inbreedinghttps://youtu.be/pM6mifS2BmE
>>550536082It seems significant that he's the only person who gets killed and not just has his soul stolen whose death can be tied back to the siblings in Cliffhanger. Not that they haven't committed countless of other crimes, but still.
This general is
This is the best version of Ashley
>>550538849Girls are always hottest in high school
>>550539938
>>550538813This general is revolutionary!
>>550525640Curious question, are you going to give it a custom ascii when you open your terminal? Pic related is mine. Coffin's desktop icon sounds like it would translate well into ascii art.
https://www.asciiart.eu/image-to-ascii
I hate to say it, but...>is she our /gal/?
>>550542928What is the ascii art? I can't make it out
>>550544365I think that's the chick from Hollow Knight
>>550545063I think her name is Hornet. Thank you, once you identify the horns your brain fills in what you're supposed to see.
>>550546053Abby is a perfectly behaved, gentle, kind angel with lots of friends and has absolutely nothing wrong with her. Andrew and Ashley are horrified and wonder where they went so wrong.
>>>/g/107572600based coffin aerochad
Stick.
>>550544365pic>>550545063wrong
>>550546053
>>550554401Cool, thanks! Fittingly demonic.
>>550547837They would be overjoyed. Maybe a little suspicious, like trying to find what's wrong because it can't possibly be nothing
anime when?
>>550558875Never, I hope.
>>550558875If you were to animate Coffin, how would you handle the branching paths? I think choosing just the saddest or happiest ending would diminish the entire point of the story: that the siblings' choices shape their relationship. Personally, I would take advantage of the animation being a web series and make it interactive. You would have to choose the next episode or season at the pivotal decision points from the game, and implement that choice directly into the animation. For example, you enter Ashley's perspective and turn to face Andrew or the basement stairs to select your choice.
>>550554751Yeah. I just like metal. Giving it my own spin.
>>550512797I want to see a true evil ending where they kill and eat Julia then fuck on her corpse or something
>>550559345but /a/ is thousand times better than /vg/
>It's been 5 years since Episode 1How did this happen
>>550560405I don't think you can do it without having massive pacing problems. Coffin is structured in a way that makes it very difficult to adapt to any format other than an adventure game.
>OM NOM NOM NOM NOM>SANDVICH MAKE MEEE STROOOOONG
>>550565117I think you're right, but I dream of a good adaption because I think the art would look fantastic animated. It's a shame film/shows aren't suited for nonlinear stories.
I want to suck Ashley's penis...
Studies show that sisters are cute
>>550542928I didn't even know this was an option. I only had to use the terminal maybe once or twice the whole time. Thanks for the tip though, I'll definitely look into it when I get the opportunity.
I know all the music in the game is free third party stuff, but is it possible for Kit9 to just buy out the rights to all of it and release it as soundtrack?
>>550566947>sisters are cuteSource?
>>550567854My sister
>>550568089Insane coincidence, my sister is cute too.
>>550567756I highly doubt the songs' creators would agree to this, because most of these songs are popular for fair use projects and it would screw over those artists/creators. I've hear some of these songs in completely unrelated YouTube videos, and it activates me like a sleeper agent.
husbandrew
>>550568893Is it possible to have an arrangement where Kit9 has the rights to release it as soundtrack but everyone else is still free to use itvaa before?
>>550569191>itvaa before*it as before. I don't know how the hell it came out like that.
>>550569191I have no idea, unfortunately. I don't know anything about copyright. Did you want the soundtrack on a CD or just digitally?>>550569282The Finn inside you is awaking. Perkele!
>>550526996
>>550527678I wouldn't even be able to buy a new phone if this one was crushed under a car or something. I didn't actually find a job y'know.
>>550542267Realistically, an average CofFinnish cop would be involved in something worse than Epstein's Island as a side gig.
>>550518994Buy a PC you poorfag
>>550554401Based edgelord metal photo, saved.
>>550563680>It's been 10 years since incest was legalizedTime flies huh... I still remember the old days, anons would say stuff like in picrel as a joke. Who could've guessed it would really happen. NEVER LOSE YOUR VVINCEST anons.
>>550568893The Youtube videos you hear them in probably put it after Coffin, I've seen several of them over the last three years too. Unless you've seen videos older than Coffin using them?
>>550569938I do. But I want to be able to post anytime and anywhere I want. I'm not a shut-in, which is another sin of me. Forgive me brothers.
>>550570372buy a chink phone with 1tb storage then
>>550570218I would be surprised, because they were extremely normalfag videos by creators who don't discuss video games at all.However, they were very recently published, so it's possible they were introduced to the free music via a game of telephone from creators who know Coffin. I wish I could find an example, but the videos were otherwise forgettable.
>>550518994Drive is a botnet
>>550570135Suicide is preferable to becoming /ksg/ desu
>>550518791Saved.
>>550570837Everything is. I'm not particularly worried that elite reptilian Israelites will get their hands on my precious /calg/ memes and edits.
>Many monthshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqyznBUA4UQ
>>550569545Digital would do, I'd like it to be easily findable and downloadable besides just fan-made playlists on YouTubeAlso,>play Finnish game>get experience with using Finnish OS>start randomly speaking FinnishWhat kind of subliminal messaging does Nemlei put in the game? What is her masterplan?
>>550571020What the fuck why the FUCK is this low quality?
>>550571350I saved and reposted and resaved that image 10,000 times like forging a katana while your back was turned.
>>550571350There, better.
Ashley (not Leyley) will love her inbred kids.
>>550571887You NIGGER!
>>550570135THE 2030'S WILL BE OUR DECADETHE FUTURE BELONGS TO THE DELPHICTHE THOUSAND YEAR SIBLINGISH REICH IS UPON USANY AND ALL SUPPORTERS OF THE CURRENT SYSTEM, REPENT BEFORE WE GET POWERLEST THE REVOLUTION WILL NOT SPARE YOUHAIL NEMLEI
>>550571339You could likely find high quality versions of each song on the creators' websites, but I remember people struggling to source some of them a year or so ago. One was by some obscure Japanese artist with no extant digital footprint, for example. You could also save the music files from the itch.io version of the game (wish I still had it), or probably the Steam version, but I don't know if they're the highest possible quality.Nemlei's machinations are beyond mortal understanding... but I believe the end goal is a Finnish world order. En malta odottaa. Oh no, it's spreading!
>>550572165It's not theft if I gave it back!
>>550556758Is there a potential scenario where Ashley could cohabit with Andrew and his legal wife Julia as a thruple? Or would Ashley's possesiveness make it unfeasible?
>>550572165Leyley is so adorable
>>550573471I don't see how else Burial sane route is supposed to play out, so...
>>550573471Lobotomies for all three of them
>>550574763>year 2025 and there are people still thinking drawings from Burial vision is what will happen the futureIt only shows whether Ashley is willing to let him go or not. Ashley has no idea that Andrew loves him so she thinks he will ditch her for another hussy if she is no longer of any use to him.'Sane' route only implies that Ashley will give up on such attempts. And we already know Andrew will never leave her for another girl because he's madly in love with Ashley. Sane is not a non-incest route
>>550575603Exactly. It's Ashley's internal (and much needed growth). Andrew shows in his internal routes he hates Julia. Ashley doesn't know this because of her own fears, but in 'sane', the Yellow bunny, while representing Julia to her, is also a manifestation of any other woman who may enter Andrew's life and she'd not immediately flip out, which is what she needs to do anyway and what Andrew wants from her - and makes her all the more attractive to him!
>>550576478>Andrew shows in his internal routes he hates Julia.Bullshit. He may fantasize about bashing her teeth in but>"I really did try to love her">"God, I don't feel anything besides pity for her"Far cries from "hate," and he also draws a line at killing her even after he reads her letter.
>>550547837>Abby is a perfectly behaved, gentle, kind angel with lots of friends and has absolutely nothing wrong with her. Andrew and Ashley are horrified and wonder where they went so wrong.cuteIt's exactly a million to one chance, and million to one chances always come right, if it was just a little under or over it would fail but it's exactly a million to one. The rest of their kids will be fucked up but Abby is perfection incarnate.
>>550575521Bit extreme, Andrew being less of a moody introspective shit and just telling Ashley he unconditionally loves her and can't imagine life without her would be about 80% there. The rest is just saphic noises.
>>550575521
>>550577074He tried. And he failed. He could not see her as a lover, she was his cumbucket, nothing else. He also wanted to knock her up and hold her down for his own selfish ends. That is hate. The hatred enough to basically enslave someone, lie to their face everyday, put a whole loveless front and even bring a child into the world to further the charade. Thankfully Julia knew he was a black hole of a soul.He refuses to kill her not because of her sake, but because he (accurately) points out that it won't solve anything. it won't assauge Ashley, it'll just be rewarding her, and it'll be something else.
>>550578979Lobotomydrew... no.. Big Pharma won.....
>>550579351>being a mother is slaveryOne day you people will stop demonising the beauty of creating new life.
>>550579351>He also wanted to knock her up and hold her down for his own selfish ends. That is hate. The hatred enough to basically enslave someone, lie to their face everyday, put a whole loveless front and even bring a child into the world to further the charade.This is just typical moid behaviour
the use of moid/femoid should get you forcibly expelled to r9k/CC respectively
>>550579871i think it's kinda hot when femcels call me a moid
>>550580714>femcelsDon't exist
>>550580954You don't exist
Anyone else think it would be cool if we got a prequel of Andy and leyley in highschool (maybe where Andy is 16 and leyley is 14) I think it would be really cool to see them dealing with puberty and experimenting with drugs / alcohol etc
>>550576478>>550579351I agree with most of this, but yeah that's a far cry from "hating" Julia. He never loved her, that's for sure. He is a piece of shit and he totally used her. But hate her? I dunno, it's more like a robber mugging someone: they don't do it because they hate the victim, they just want easy money.
I want Andrew and Ashley to eat some crispy pork belly, it would do wonders for their relationship
>>550581180
>>550579646New life isn't intrinsically beautiful. Both parents need to actually want and love their child for it to be so. An unwanted child being brought to life is a tragedy. To see what you'd get if Andrew and Julia had a child, look no further than how Renee and Douglas raised theirs.
>>550550187No way Andrew would buy some gay ass Honda, he would get a BMW because he is literally me and I have only ever driven BMWs
>>550583120Andrew isn't brown.
>>550583365Im slavic tho
>>550583545So you're Mongolian?
>>550584967kiss your sister Paco, my asshole is paler in color than the front of your palms
>>550585187I normally wouldn't use paleness to measure chromaticity, but each to their own.
>>550550325‘ello, dude the man behind it here, i actually drew the archdrew too (seen in the desktop and the aggie). it was fun to draw his fatass with a mouse as well as to interact with all of (You)s be it the sister burger anon or other people, maybe i should draw more like this in the near future, i kind of doubted myself there and it came out better than i myself expected lol, here’s to the 500
>>550583545russian anon i guess
>>550586478yes I am, how could you tell?
>>550579794And yet, y'all keep choosing moids tho.
I'm flying away tonight, and there is a good chance I won't be able to access 4chan over there. So I'm going to post this here now.Winter holidays are coming. It is typically a time when people get to see their families.I know many of you anons have sisters. I know some of you are even femanons who have brothers. And I know that some of you are not on the best of terms with your siblings, or have left things unsaid, or just rarely see each other.This is your chance to reconnect, to maybe try and improve things, or to simply say a few nice words. Please, I am urging you, begging you, make the best of it. Get them something nice for Christmas. Reminisce about happy memories. Ask them to hang out sometime.This is not an ironic advice or a shitpost. I'm not telling you to confess love to your sister or start a delphic revolution or whatever. I'm just telling you to let them know that you care and miss them.You can, in theory, always make new acquaintances, friends, lovers, spouses, children. But you can never ever go back in time and make your parents get you new siblings. You've only got one shot at this in life. For the love of Nemlei, try your darnest not to fuck it up, or at least not to fuck it up any further.Love you /calg/. Merry Chrsitmas and have a fantastic 2026.
>>550587892Need more cuteshley
>>550587892>Merry Chrsitmas
>>550583545Ah, so you didn't buy the car, you stole it. I see.
>>550587892I rabu you Anon, have a merry Christmas.
>>550583120Based & same, /calg/ is a BMW general
Today I will drive 3 hours to surprise my sister with a visit. And, when she ignores me, I will kill her and myself
>>550593529based
Well, goodbye /calg/. See you either tomorrow or next year.
>>550595064Next year is a week and a half away
>>550417082I have failed it fifteen times in a row before and just gave up on my post...
>>550365728Incest in a coffin
>>550595064See you NEVER, I'm going to KILL MYSELF
>>550587892I do love her but, trust me when I say this, she is a bit retarded. Just the other day I found a "spell" to make someone, I'm assuming an ex boyfriend of hers, break up with his girlfriend in her room.
>>550601848
>>550457039
Found this in my coffin folder. Unironically, how accurate is it?
>>550605368This is accurate of any good Finnish Christian.
>>550601848well time for (You) to become her boyfriend now
we made it to 500 never thought I would survive this long
>>550610426I can't believe we've managed to shitpost for over a million messages
>>550612784750*500 is 375,000.
>>550613917Still, that's over a quarter million posts!
>>550614214It's over a third of a million, even
>>>/v/728780183
Ignore.
Does Ashley qualify as having brain damage?
my favorite momcest fanfiction is where they whore out her vegetable body for cash
Great tits
>>550620732did somebody actually write something like that? may I see it?
>>550621097cute
>>550621119show don't tell :)
>>550610371I don't love her like that. Besides, she already has a boyfriend. Though she keeps pointing out similarities between him and me behaviourwise, and all the girls I've crushed on or flirted with for a while (sadly no gf yet) have somewhat resembled her. What was it again? People wanna bang their close relatives but not actually their close relatives?
>>550623346>>550623346People wanna bang their close relatives but not actually their close relatives?I think youre supposed to want to bang girls that look like your mom specifically
Haggot thread got 404'd, expect spillover.
>>550625003Sometimes the jannies are based.
>>550626654Not enough tranny porn for the /v/ mods to leave it up
>>550625003love ashleysimple as
>>550624952some want a girl that looks like mom and some want one that looks like their sisterand the most prudish npc ones won't even date a girl that has their mother's/sister's name
Maybe Ashley should drive the truck from now on. She's forklift and demolitions certified, after all.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMZzlU8XLCg
>>550622215What the fuck?
>>550629832>incorrect cleaver hole placementThat's something I haven't seen in a while...
>>550627890She's going to get the license revoked immediately when she inevitably starts tearing down the homes of every girl who flirted with Andrew, with them still inside.
>>550630512kissing your sisterbride is not optional, nor is kissing your sister.
https://x.com/Dekoperson/status/2001246270976106506
>>550624952that is such a fuckinf cute Renee
>>550587892>This is not an ironic advice or a shitpost. I'm not telling you to confess love to your sister or start a delphic revolution or whatever.AGH FOR FUCK'S SAKE!
>>550587892>>550633773I had prepared the bombs and everything, but seems no violent revolution to overthrow the outbred oppressors today after all...
>>550365728Is there a dump of the game CGs and backgrounds in particular?
>>550634764Here:https://www.mediafire.com/file/kyw9qok7zqtz5gb/TCoAaL_Episode_3_Busts_Renamed.zip/filehttps://files.catbox.moe/b4bo8d.ziphttps://files.catbox.moe/6fjnar.zip
>>550636106BEGONE, FOUL BEASTBE GONE
>>550587892>and there is a good chance I won't be able to access 4chan over therefinally you can escape this hell
>>550605337This will find much future use.
>>550636106not okay
>>550630512>wifeleyThat's clearly brideleyWifeley would just have a ring.
>>550638126Common misconception. Ashley is always wifeley, she was born wifeley. Brideley is a ceremonial gesture to an already existing relationship.
>>550637317You can't. "You're here forever" isn't a meme. I took a break for months, missed #400, and still wound up back here. It's like succubus!
>>550638510So... you're still here then?
Saw this shitty thread on /a/>>>/a/284572241this is not a rec the series looks sketchyI saw:>>A hitman who teams up with a cross-dressing marriage scammer to find a wife and to stop his lesbian sister from a forced marriageor crucially>>A hitman needs to find a wife and to save his lesbian sister from a forced marriageMy immediate first thought was why doesn't he just marry his sister?/calg/ and /a/ sister threads have ruined my sense of rationality...
>>550639236Is there even a country where you can legally marry your sibling? You are indeed cooked, as the cool kids say
>>550639694If the mangaka were based like Hank hitman-kun would be balls deep and consumating his marriage to his sister before the first episode ended.
>>550525640Make a fucking GIT so we can CONTRIBUTE
>>550639127I'm not that guy, just saying he'll be back... you always come back...
>>550643438she shouldof been aborted
I´m probably getting fired from my job and my grades are most likely too shit for the school I wanna enroll into next year. This general is the only comfort I have tonight
>>550643823>shouldof
>>550643895learn trades, lazy nigger. if you want to be coffinpilled, learn to drive trucks and get a cdl
>>550643895Sorry to hear that. You'll have to do construction or services, it's a matter of whether you want to destroy your body or your mind. Try not to get too upset that God put us in this shitty undelphic world
calg use to be alot more edgy before blog posting
kitty kitty
>>550644306Trucking is one of the most likely occupations to see automation in the next ~10 years. It's already in the process of happening with taxis (see: Waymo). Don't recommend it to anyone unless you want bad life choices for them.
>>550646120Everything is going to be automated eventually. You've just got to make it day to day
>>550646120>but muh self driving cars will soon automate all driving jobs! this horror story has been told since like the 80s, and we are still nowhere close any sort of reliable or widespread true fsd. automated trucking is not happening in our life time, if at all
>>550645778Don't forget to litter box train your sister and clip her nails frequently.
>>550650224the sharp nails make me feel alive
>>550647365This is why you ignore "stories" and look at where the tech is now. Did the 80s have commercial services anywhere offering taxi rides without any driver involved whatsoever?Trucking is obviously more complicated, especially with eighteen-wheeler type trucks that require more finesse with their haul, but there's no reason to think they're going to be far away once cars themselves are.According to this study:>https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10.1080/15389588.2025.2499887Across 56.7 million autonomous miles across multiple cities, Waymo RO vehicles had substantially lower crash rates by type (e.g., fewer injury-causing and airbag-deployment crashes) compared to adjusted human benchmarks. Related analyses showed reductions up to 91% in serious-injury-or-worse crashes and 80–96% in injury-causing crashes at intersections.Furthermore, based on insurance claims data Waymo's autonomous operations had lower liability claim frequencies than human drivers:https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC11305169/RO means rider only, i.e. without a driver kept on board just in case to take over the vehicle in case the car got out of control, which would fuck with the results. They are fully-self driven, and all data I've seen suggests considerably safer than the average driver.These stats suggest the self-driving technology is at a very mature stage, but if you can explain why it still isn't, I'm all ears.
>>550637317Well, tough luck. 4chan seems to load just fine here. Hello again /calg/!
>>550586962Nuh uh, I choose BROTHERS
>>550651852cool, but lets discuss the economy behind this. if its indeed that great, then why arent taxis all autonomous by now? exactly, because its times cheaper to hire a jeet. its a gimmick technology that will never cause any sort of serious disruptions to the job market, especially if we are talking about cargo vehicles. can you build a 100 percent autonomous 18 wheeler with today's level of technology? absolute yes. can you scale it up and make every 18 wheeler autonomous with it being economically feasible? never lol
>>550644306I love how the trucking thing caught on despite having no basis in the source material
>>550640579Indeed.t. that guy>>550601848Retarded or not, I hope you're getting her something nice for Christmas.
>>550600214Anon do you really want to die before Dec4y and Burial are out, knowing that the only definitive ending you've witnessed so far is SnS? You owe it to Nemlei to live to see the game get to full release at least.
>>>/v/728799996
>>550655560That's true
>>550655790At this point you are literally the only person who gives a fuck about what's going on in the secondaryfag threads.
>>550646120>Trucking is one of the most likely occupations to see automation in the next ~10 years.You know they said EXACTLY the same thing 10 years ago.I remember this story of two guys, one went to study coding while the other went on to drive a truck. The first guy laughed at the second and told him he was short-sighted for going into a profession that was going to be automated soon. Fast forward to the 2020s and guess which one of them is earning good money and which one is struggling to get a job.
>>550646120I'll believe that when I see freight rail get automated first
>>550623346>Tell yourself "I don't love her like that">Even though she hints that you are her type>Even though you are attracted to girls who look like herLiterally Andrew behavior. Go on, then, find yourself a Julia to project your sister onto and live miserably ever after with.
>>550653126Economy is a small part of it. Regulatory hurdles are a bigger one. There's still also improvements to be made on navigating unstructured roads and extreme weather events, so they're only currently rolled out in urban areas until they're sufficiently capable in such conditions.A Waymo vehicle costs estimated to cost ~$150,000–$200,000 each. But the price has been falling as the tech progresses. Most recent Chinese developments in robotaxis show the trend is ongoing:>The sharp decline in LiDAR costs is a crucial hardware breakthrough. Around 2020, the unit price of a 64-line mechanical rotating LiDAR reached $80,000, while by 2025, automotive-grade products like Hesai Technology's AT512 have fallen to approximately $200, directly reducing the hardware cost per vehicle from over CNY 1 million in early stages to a range of CNY 0.2-0.35 million. Leading enterprises have achieved remarkable results in cost control:>Baidu's 6th-generation autonomous vehicle has an overall cost of only CNY 204,600, a 60% decrease compared to the previous generation.>Pony.ai's 7th-generation autonomous vehicle has a cost reduced to CNY 270,000, a 73% drop from the first generation, with potential for a further 30-40% reduction over the next three years.https://alpharndlabs.com/blog/robotaxi-overviewWhich is to be expected and standard fare for nascent technology. And there's a knock-on effect: as the industry shows more potential for profitability, it attracts further investment, accelerating R&D to bring the costs further. Do you have a reason to claim that the tech in its current state has been already thoroughly optimized for cost with the possibility for further cost reductions exhausted? Just as it's getting more widespread deployed? "Never" is a very strong word.>>550657109People predict imminent financial crises every single year. They were wrong, until they were right.
>>550646120>>550647365>>550651852>>550653126>>550657109>>550660193Automation is not the concern. Outsourcing to India is.
Do you think SnS Ashley would keep up her slender physique long term, or let herself go?
>>550662521She'd stay thin. She hates doing it but she does want Andrew to have sex with her so he won't leave. If she got fat she'd get scared he'll lose interest.
>>550663894But she's not scared that being a psycho bitch will make him lose interest?
>>550664017>woman>logic
>>550662521Fatleh
>>550664714Criminal we got a fatdrew sprite in the Aggie but no fatley
>>550629832You should've been there for the Andrew/catfish green.
>>550665391Fatley is on a diet: https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/544307337/#544526028
>>550665534O shit I remember that
>>550665808That was the worst day in /calg/ history
Do we think burial ashley will have a different attitude towards sex with Andrew? Actually wanting it instead of just doing it to keep him around?
>>550667475I think she might start with the same attitude, but work through it with him and come out enjoying herself in the end.
>>550567083>I only had to use the terminal maybe once or twice the whole timeSteam Decks are pretty steamlined, which is nice, but also a double edged sword since I don't know if you can install anything beyond flatpak stuff from the Discover Store. Well, after some reaseach you can but it takes some work. What you want is called, "fastfetch" btw. From Brave search engine AI:>To install fastfetch on a Steam Deck, you can use the pacman package manager after enabling write access to the system's read-only filesystem. First, disable the read-only mode with the command sudo steamos-readonly disable.>Then, refresh the package keys and force a database resync by running sudo pacman-key --init, sudo pacman-key --populate, and sudo pacman -Syy.>Finally, install fastfetch using sudo pacman -S fastfetch.>After installation, re-enable the read-only mode with sudo steamos-readonly enable to maintain system integrity.
>>550667719I hope she does. I was a little disappointed that it's implied they abort their child in SnS. I want to see an Ashley that yearns for Andrew to breed her.
>>550667475Yes.
what did she saw?
>>550669354>every vision hasn't happenedI don't feel good about this
RIP cat
>>550669660There is a timeline in Decay that pretty much matches the Decay vision, it stands to reason there would be one in Burial too
>>550669957True, but it's a fail state.
>>550669945Damn it Schrödinger, you weren't supposed to open the box!
>>550669474andrew's hypercock
>Andy, I'm sleepy
>>550670168Only if your goal is to fuck your sister...it should be/spoiler
>>550365728>Andrew said nuh uh to thisLol What a faggot
>>550670168Andrew wins at tag is a fail state but SnS is a "proper" ending that mostly follows the vision except for the final part.Also, visions aside, Burial inherently starts off from a better position because the siblings put more trust towards each other in the choices that lead you there, and their interactions are less toxic as a result. One of the Burial subroutes is bound to have a good ending where they've resolved their trust issues and are completely comfortable with each other.Trust the plan.
>>550671453I get it. Sorry, I wrote that post as part of a larger one, but I'm really sleepy and it wasn't coming out right. However, I'll give it another shotI guess I don't see how Andrew fucking Ashley can be a fail state in the way that him killing her is. When he kills her, that's it. She's gone and he's quick to follow. And while him fucking her is metaphorically the end (of his life of normalcy or whatever), they're both still alive. Sex has to come as part of a broader ending because of that. I dunno, I just don't expect to be able to predict anything after 3A. Everyone, myself included, was dead wrong about pretty much everything
Are bumholes in Coffinland grey?
>>550672239Buttholes are the same color as lips and nipples
>>550671860>Sex has to come as part of a broader ending because of that.Well yes, of course. At no point I implied that it must be a fail state. The comparisons to Decay were only in the context of providing evidence that visions can, in fact, actually be prophetic.
>>550673115Yeah, but the Tag vision was able to come true because the game ended there. The Burial vision is like all the others in that the game wouldn't just end there, so I think it'll be like all the others in that it won't happen
It would be cool if we got a mantis ending in either decay or 2 or burial. Maybe after Andrew gets her pregnant they could get in a fight about her keeping it leading to her killing him then eating him to have him with her forever.I feel like it would fit the story well.
>>550672542What color are they in Coffinland? I hope Ashley's asshole isn't bleached.
>>550676572Everyone's lips are black in Coffinland
>>550671452>trusting LeyleyYou are NGMI
>>550675117I think a cannibalism ending is inevitable (or at least a good idea), since it's one of the game's main themes. Your idea would be gruesome but fitting.
>>550675117Why are arthropods such cucks?>Mantises get eaten by the female mate>Spiders get eaten by the female mate>Male bees and ants do fucking nothing, are horrifically outnumbered in their colonies, and have significantly reduced lifespans
>>550677804Lower beings act like lower beings.
>>550671452I can't get over the fact that he kept doubling down on his bullshit all the way until quarantine forced him and Julia apart. Tormented himself, used and deceived Julia, hurt Ashley's feelings and self-esteem further enforcing her Leyley antics, all to commit to the charade of a relationship with someone he doesn't feel anything for.Yeah, yeah, I know, the desire and pressure to appear normal, the need to escape the rumors, yada yada. Doesn't change the fact that Andrew is the architect of his own, and Ashley's, misery.
>>550675117>>550677412I don't see it. Even at their worst, Our Heroes™ can't imagine a world without each other. Ashley immediately regrets pulling the trigger in the vision, and Andrew immediately kills himself if he butchers Ashley. There is no way Ashley kills Andrew and doesn't kill herself shortly after. That's the only way I can see such a fail-state/ending happening.
>>550678925Killing herself after eating him would be doubly tragic. However, give her fear of death as shown in the suicide ending and Ch. 2 vision, I think it would take a little while for her to work up the courage while she broke down over the loss of her brother. She would probably jump just like Andrew did, because it's quick and doesn't require preparation to succeed.
>>550677804Bugs have a very high mortality, so if they manage to make it to the point that they mate it's highly unlikely that they will again before dying from something unrelated.
>>550678925That's true but what if she has a piece of him inside her in the form of an unborn baby. Especially if (in the burial ending) she's been trying to get pregnant.It would be cool if the baby turned out to be a demon too given all the unholy shenanigans they've gotten up to. Anyway this is all wild speculation but I think it would fit the story
>>550679371You are right about her fear of death, but at the same time life without Andrew is no life. I agree that she would probably take a while to do it but I absolutely cannot imagine a scenario where after eating Andrew she goes on to live and raise their kid alone like the original post seems to suggest.
>>550681787Petite sister...
>>550683246We don't do that here
>>550675117Eating Andrew wouldn't be a twisted expression of love. Andrew was the only thing stopping her from eating people, and the compulsion isn't natural to her, it comes from the demon her soul is turning into. Killing him would be destroying the last bit of her that's human and not demonic. I can imagine some part of her wanting to at least leave his body alone but not being able to help herself, after which she commits suicide and fully ascends.
>>550677412I think it would have fit the decay ending better, in burial they're ment to be getting closer>>550678925>>550684294Imma be real with you guys, I don't think suicide is in ashleys nature. We see in SnS when the demon takes andys soul. She doesn't resign herself, or recoil into herself, she bargains with the demon to get him back. I think if Andy were to die she would do this again.
>>550684778>Imma be real with you guys, I don't think suicide is in ashleys nature. We see in SnS when the demon takes andys soul. She doesn't resign herself, or recoil into herself, she bargains with the demon to get him back. I think if Andy were to die she would do this again.She bargains succesfully. We never see her reaction to a world where Andy is really gone for good.
>>550678207I mean for the love of God, look at that thing! She's so cute! Imagine how warm and snuggly she is nestled up under the blankets and using you as her hug pillow.
>>550677182>leyleythat's ashley
>>550687243Þiúpilled again...
>>550687991The evolution of sisters is truly fascinating. A survival adaptation that involves being so unbelievably cute and snuggly that your brother will willingly protect you and provide for you. Nature is remarkable.
>>550678207Yeah I mean both would just be better off if they just accepted the fact that they are sexually and romanticly attracted to eachother.Pretty much every argument they ever boils down to either ashley wanting andrew to commit to her romanticly and not knowing how to express that, or Andrew feeling sexually attracted to ashley but feeling taboo about it and not wanting to get too close.That's why shots and such feels so unsatisfying, they both get what they want (Andrew sex, Ashley commitment), but feel unsatisfied because the other doesn't want what they want.
>>550685160I mean hell is a very real place in the universe that they've both been to, and both are definitely going there if they die so is Andrew ever really going to be "gone". So she could try to bargain that way if he were to die maybe but then again, in the Andrew wins tag ending when Ashley dies the demon doesn't even attempt to bargain with him so yeah.
>>550691045Lord Unknown says straight up he can't bring back the dead, and if he can't do it ??? sure as fuck can't either.
Someone should make a mod where instead of dating Julia, Andrew went to the extreme and pretended to be gay just to convince society he doesn't want to fuck his sister. He'd be begrudgingly having gay sex with Julian and hating every minute of it, all to deny the truth.
>>550691163Oh ok I missed that
>>550691718That wouldn't work because in the 90's homosexuality was seen as worse than incest.
>>550691718OK but make Julian a massive black dude and give us a graphic sex scene where any is getting his ass ruined while crying.
Isn't Julian just Thiu with extra steps?
>>550692586No, Ashley is female Thiu
>>550691718>gets Julian to cross-dress>steals Ashley's clothes for Julian to wear to help himself get off to it>it's a perfect cover story because he can claim that the only reason he's brining Julian Ashley's clothes is because it helps avoid the awkwardness of buying women's closes at a store by yourself
>>550691718I actually really like idea because it is basically an exaggeration of what he already does canonically. Taking it this one step further and making him pretend to be literally gay only helps highlight how much he is spiritually gay for suppressing his feelings for and rejecting Ashley.
>>550693387>Makes sure people know he only pitches, which makes Julian correctly think he doesn't respect him>confronts Ashley about her hate crime phonemelties and gets her to stop, Andrew gets mad and tells him he should have let him handle it (lol, lmao)>Julian puts up with it because he gets the Friend B treatment (Julian has never had a real friend) and the dick is good
>>550694716>he only pitchesIs this some LGBT terminology
Homos OUTAndrew would NEVER
>>550695279Fujo game, fujo general.
>>550695279
>verify email to post images on an anonymous imageboardnu-4chan sucks ass, it's reddit lightthey should just ban my whole IP range cuz what's the point in using it like this? political debates? lol
>>550695279Andrew may not be gay in the literal sense but he is most definitely a faggot.
>>550660193>There's still also improvements to be made on navigating unstructured roads and extreme weather eventsand thats a huge issue. waymo claims how their taxis are actually safer, yet they do not mention that they often get confused or lost whenever something is not on the map, how they can engage in agressive driving, act dumb in various situations, honk at each other at night, etc. and thats just waymo. tesla's fsd has already been documented crashing into objects it didnt recognize, failing to avoid obstacles or just being unable to solve basic problems. thats not some small stuff you can ignore, it means the technology still needs lots and lots of development. >nascent technologyself driving tech has been a thing for a long time. the first darpa grand challenge was held in 2004, not that much progress has been made since. hiring a jeet will remain the cheaper option in a long time.
>>550695870Is this real? It never asked me for an email, maybe it's exclusively for certain regions?
>>550696113yeah, it's for certain regionsmaybe people spammed dox or CP or something?
>>550696201What regions?
>>550696312I live in Ohio and it's tried to make me do it on and off for as long as I've been coming here.
>>550696312well, I'm not sure if it's my whole country or just my ISPI'll ask a friend to post an image somewhere
>>550696312Pakistan, India, Russia, South korea and japan
I AM NOT IN THE TOXISODA FILES, WHICH ARE A BIG HOAX BY THE RADICAL CULTIST HUSSY MEDIA. WHILE MILLIONS OF ILLEGAL KOREANS CROSSED THE BORDER DURING THE PREVIOUS ADMINISTRATION, WHICH WAS THE WORST ADMINISTRATION IN THE HISTORY OF OUR COUNTRY I MIGHT ADD, THERE WAS NO WORD ABOUT TOXISODA FROM THE HUSSY MEDIA, WHO WERE ALSO DESPICABLY SILENT ON THE CARTELS LITTERRING OUR STREETS WITH HAGGOTRY. THE ONLY THING THE HUSSY MEDIA KNOWS HOW TO DO IS LIE TO THE DELPHIC PEOPLE. DON'T FALL FOR THE TOXISODA HOAX!
>>550696602Thank you, Mr. President. What are your thoughts on the snow sprites?
>>550696572>RussiaNope, never got asked to verify email here. Clearly Ohio must a bigger threat.
Think I've asked before but have still not been able to find it: Zelda/Link tcoaal redraw? If not, any artfags wanna help a brotha out?
>>550699913Me irl
>>550697494>Nope, never got asked to verify email herewhen the email verification bs was first introduced I had to do it for a few months.
No amount of clickbait or wholesome sibling incest can defeat mommies and hussies. When will (You) learn?
>>550702934https://files.catbox.moe/zv3bo2.pngI will never forgive sorapoi for not making this a fully fledged cumflation scene
>>550703752>cumflationAbsolutely female fetish
>>550702527If Nemlei wanted a billion views she should make the superior Julia route
>>550704017Belly inflation (and cumflation as a sibgenre) is the most manly fetish imagimable. It evokes the concept of making a woman pregnant, and that is what a man does by definition.
>>550704017not really
>>550417082>>550599535The logic questions themselves are very easy. Are you guys forgetting to click Next even after solving the last question perhaps? You need to click Next until the captcha field says "Done".
>>550417082>>550599535>>550705898
I haven't had an issue with the new captchas once
>>550706857Captchashley
I don't know what captcha you're talking about because I have a pass
>>550707690No wonder your parents can't afford a birthday cake for you
>>550705898>>550707145>filters the entire userbase in your path
>>550708196It's 7, right?
>>550708405No jk yep it's 7. You're hired!!!!!!
>>550704853If I wanted porn to evoke the feeling of getting a girl pregnant, then I'd look at porn where the girl gets pregnant rather than a poor facsimile of it.
>>550706857Kek
200,000 anons used to post here. Now it's a ghost thread
>>550702527Age restricted videos get auto nuked in algorithm.
>>550714467I find slow /calg/ vastly superior.
>>550714559You need not reply to haggot bait>>550714692There is slow, and then there is going out for an hour only to find no new posts
>>550706857>>550417082>>550708196I don't know how to solve this bullshit either, I just pick the ones that look interesting to me and it works.>>550714467I guess it's a whiteness test.
Captcha discourse itt has me second guessing the average IQ of this place.
>>550715157How are they so hard for you??There are three shapes, two of them are circles, one is a triangle. Pick the triangle.There are three sets of dots, two of them have 2 dots, one has 3 dots. Pick the set with 3 dots.Or there are 3 pieces of text, two of them are plain black, one of them has a white outline. Pick the one with an outline.Etcetra.
>>550715865I know right? These are easier than the old text-based ones because you can't mistype it. I'm starting to think some anons are so into delphism because they are themselves the products of multiple generations of inbreeding.
>>550715865At least 20 points higher since the new system was introduced
>>550715910>>550716202It's not even difficult, it's basic pattern recognition. Hell, you don't even need a super high IQ for it.
>>550715910>>550716327Well, on my slider there are a lot of repeating shapes. Move to the right once > nothing > twice > the V gets highlighted > move again > nothing > move again > X gets highlighted. WTF is this shit?
>>550717124If I understand you correctly, there are two sets where nothing is highlighted, two sets where V is highlighted, but only one set where X is highlighted. The last one is thus the odd one out.
>>550717461Yeah, I also picked X cuz that's what my gut told me but my logic tells me that I should've picked V because there's two of them and that's what makes it stand out. Doublegangers.
>>550717741If there are two sets with V highlighted how can it be the one that stands out if there are also two sets where nothing is highlighted?My god, even Ashley would have figured it out.
MaKe hasTe, Tar SouL... bUy PaSs...
>>550718116Pass merchants get the bullet!
Ah shit this thread went by fast, I still don't have the census ready lol. January again, fellas?
>getting captchas
>>550718297>Ah shit this thread went by fast
Someone bake
>>550719508Baker-kun got captha'd.
>Since making pattern recognition captchas mandatory for all posters, the quality of our threads has risen dramatically>Poster retention, however, has not
>>550719613I guess it's over then
>>550719613I guess that's it, huh?
>>550719729Yes
>>550719906>>550719906>>550719906
>>550719729>>550719789We've had a good run, didn't we though? 500 threads for a relatively niche game. Ironic that it has to end on such a celebratory number.
>>550719945I guess this really was our Coffin of Andy and Leyley.
