Store link:https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3545926625>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198>Stars & Visionshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644>Episode 3 Endings Guidehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245# News:>Episode 3A: Decay has been released!https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=523086940514289223>[DECEMBER] Next major episode update is still many months ahead, and development information will continue to be sparse due to spoilers. A few new images and a new cutscene have been shared.https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900/view/496087542571991439# Nemlei's previous games:https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSIPrevious thread: >>550365728
/calg/, arise!
>>550719906
My wife Lynn IS pretty!
My wife Noelle is certainly the prettiest!
>>550719994A daring compromise
>>550719994Total bunnycleaver general
>>550719994No thanks. I'll stick with IQ Captcha.
>>550719906Sisters are malicious creatures
>>550719994One of the most prominent demographics here
>>550720584She was hungry! Get over it already.
>>550720690Picrel, even
>>550720584This is no way to speak in the temple of Nemlei. Sisters are pure and sacred. Leave these threads until you mend your ways.
>>550720007Is there porn of this character?
>>550721745Alas, Lynn art is severely lacking.
I'm glad that WADoS is its own game rather than a Coffin mod.
>>550719994Whole lotta Julia last thread. I didn't remember it as being particularly Julicious
>>550719906I spent a good time watching a movie with my sister. But my heart remains saddened because it yearns more and to be closer to her. Whenever I see her I'm struck by a weird, strong urge to hold her tight. Maybe Andrew was right and sisters really are dangerously addictive. She pains me by just existing!
>>550724696>sisters really are dangerously addictiveWe need to outlaw them!
>>550723076If anything I recall there being more Julian than Julia last thread
>>550719994>trust dick behindWe don't do doggy in /calg/, because we never turn our backs on family.
>>550724696Is there any chance at all that she might feel a similar way? My first thought was to suggest an activity that involves alcohol next to increase the chance of things going a particular way, but realistically speaking it's likely a bad idea. Man, having a sibling in a non-delphic society is suffering.
>>550724696>Whenever I see her I'm struck by a weird, strong urge to hold her tightWhy do all brothers describe hugging their sisters in such a weird way? Do it! If you need an excuse just say that you need your daily hug in order to function and then hug her daily.
>>550720152the coffin of julia and jane is incoming
>>550734859It would be poetic if Jane and Julia's place is next to be targeted by the organ trafficking ring
>>550728695Surprisingly wholesome.
>>550734764it's awkward
>>550734764Brothers long for their sisters in ways they do not understand.
>>550719994>stop porn remember reason delphicI see... sibling love is not merely carnal, but emotional and spiritual. We must return to our senses.>better getting truckingLET'S GOOOO
>>550736315You know what's even more awkward? Touching an outsider!
>>550719994>>550734859>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ci_h4nJRga0
>>550736315It shouldn't be.
Ashley is disillusioned by her and Andrew's new trucking life because it's not the romantic life on the road it originally seemed to be (they have to wait 3 days at a port queueing for a ferry (everyone driving between Northern and Central Europe has to take a ferry because Denmark has been obliterated due to a nuclear accident))
>>550741067Andrew invests in a leash to let Ashley blow off some steam running between the trucks and chatting up the other drivers without getting lost or running into traffic.
>>550740115bb and coffin go together really well
>>550738035I can see something like this. Ashley would be better at games (at least ones requiring a controller) and Andrew would be a sore loser about it.
>>550741067>>550741626Ashley would probably have the leash on him after one too many accusations of flirting with a truck hussy/customs officer/shop worker.Also Andrew reminding Ashley that you can't just sacrifice the customs officer as it doesn't work that way.
I remember in one ancient /calg/ thread a based anon posted a really nice artwork of our heroes drawn as 40k chaos cultists. does anyone have it saved?
>>550747306Yep
>>550747668>…m.jpgAnon…
>>550748465Phones are convenient grandpa
>>550748656I am phoneposting right now, what's your point? He saved a compressed preview instead of the original file.
>>550747668oh, there is more than one. I was talking about the one where Ashley is wearing a croptop
>>550749219I thought the m in file names stood for mobile...
>>550749268I'm also phoneposting and can't post images but I know the one you mean. I found it in the archive:https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/485246870/#485251184
>>550749498The m stands for moron because that's what you are!
>>550749894thanks, thats the one. was it made by a local drawanon?
https://x.com/oregasanninbun/status/2001987447006302341
Drove my sister's car todayIt was very girly
>>550751078Yep, can't find the original post but it was way back in the Episode 2 release threads.
>>550751742>Episode 2 release threadsoh, I still remember that pedo schizo constantly spamming /calg/ with his shota Andy shit. those were dark times...
>>550751398no surprpise. get a BMW already
>>550751398I occasionally drove my sister's shitty pink dacia before we got rid of it for something better, it was never a nice experience
>>550751398>>550753508I want to hear your cute sister-related stories anons
>>550753995Ok, I just came home from university so I have a few. My first day back, I went to put my laundry in my dirty bin only to find it completely filled with my sister's clothes (no, I didn't touch them you FREAKS). My mom told me that my sister has apparently been camping out in my room while I'm gone. She even had clean clothes in my dresser for some reasonI had to take her car to the mechanic today. She seemed weirdly uninterested when I told her I'd be taking her keys. Maybe I'm just weird, but I'd flip out if someone took my car without asking. But my sister had an almost dismissive reaction. Her seatbelt had a cushion on it that read "princess" and her AC vents had little clip on flowers that made it smell nice
>>550753995When my older sister and I were kids, we used to eat raw potato slices when our grandma made fries, they weren't really tasty or anything but we still did it multiple times for some reason, when our grandma finally caught us she told us that eating raw potatoes makes you stupid, and we never ate them again.
So... when does it finish?
>>550755619Finish encrypting your personal files? Might be a minute depending on your CPU, JAYDE
>>550754563Nice. Does she not have her own room there or was she expanding her dominion while you were gone?>>550755248That's cute, reminds me of the time I ate some kind of garden-related chemical or seeds because they looked like a type of candy my mom once bought. I don't even remember how young I was but it has to be one of the dumbest things I did in my entire life.Both of you are hereby obligated to give your sisters a hug the next time you see them btw.
>>550756028It's been over 10 minutes, I want to fuck around with mod making already reeeee.It cuts off JayDee for some reason.
>>550755619What is this?
>>550756181>Nice. Does she not have her own room there or was she expanding her dominion while you were gone?nta but i think sisters do that when they miss their bro
>>550756342Burial modmaker thing. Or something.Apparently it streamlines modding and installing mods for TCOAAL.I am yet to see that because it's not doing anything.
>>550756214I have never used the program you're using, but I do know that unless your computer is from the 70s, deobfuscating the game files should take seconds. So you're probably doing something wrong, or it's a bug in the program.
>>550756496Why do you want to mod TCOAAL? What are you, some kind of haggot?
>>550756730Worse.
>>550755619There's a Linux build btw
>>550758137Of course there is. Classic cal/g/
>>550756181>Nice. Does she not have her own room there or was she expanding her dominion while you were gone?The latter. Sisters taking over your room while you're away is a real thing. I have no idea why she does it. My room has no real amenities
>>550759368She is just marking her territory. You, and by extension your belongings, are hers by birthright, and vice versa. Never forget that
>>550756456>>550760038My sister never did this. Does that mean she hates me?
>>550760038Ok, that's fair. So, uh, when does she suck my dick?
>>550762127Unfortunately your relationship with your sister is lower on the Delphic scale than that of the other anon. I don't really know what you need to do to bump it up. I just hope you are still generally on good terms with her at least.
>>550763767We live in our home town and she's part of my friend group so I see her at least once almost every week. I guess that means we're on extremely good terms by adult standards.
>>550759368I took over the room of one my sisters, my other sister took over my old room, and the sister who's room i took in tern took over the old room of my other sister, what does that mean?
>>550766638When you say "took over" do you mean you guys just swapped rooms?
Sisters are dogs
Is banging your sister morally correct?
>>550769061yeah
>>550769076Only within the context of an exclusive sibling marriage.
>>550769065Yeah, Ashley's a right bitch
>>550769065Gave my sister a milk bone and she didn't eat it. Didn't even lick it. Is she defective? Am I not taking her on enough walks?
>>550769601oh, wow....
>>550769262I'm sorry, but no. A room take over requires it to be YOUR room occupied by your imouto
Confess your sins to father Andrew https://x.com/seurnik_room/status/2002073187249770945
>>550769887>Am I not taking her on enough walks?That's probably the issue, yes. Take your sister on a walk, right now.
>>550772908I have no idea what to get my brothers for Christmas. At this rate I'll end up just giving them the money I budgeted to buy their gifts.
femanons, why are you so cruel?
>>550774387Andrew deserves it. Punishment for bad behavior is not cruelty, it is a learning experience. He now knows to never breathe the same air as another woman again.
>>550732856>Is there any chance at all that she might feel a similar way? Nope. We are totally normal, friendly siblings. And I mean 'normal' normal>>550734764I don't mean it in a physical way. More like in a metaphysical way. Besides she thinks it's kinda awkward so I don't really ask for it except the time we part ways
>>550769065Incorrect. Sisters are cats. Have always been cats. Will always be cats.
>>550772908Must be the ripoff church’s new hire
>>550774114This is not a sin by any means
>>550721745yes, mostly with his brother though. And the artist who did it might have committed suicide over a guy recently.
>>550789075The artist just replied to someone 2 hours ago, so I think she's alive. Thank fuck.
>>550766148That's really excellent, anon. A lot of grown up siblings unfortunately don't even have that. Please keep it up and don't ever let yourselves drift apart.
>>550789075why is marrow taller than lynn here.
>>550770686Yeah, the ideal scenario is your sister occupying your bed without you moving out of it first.
>>550790907It's depicting Marrow as an adult who has shot up in height and surpassed Lynn
>>550777497>I don't mean it in a physical way. More like in a metaphysical way.What does that even mean? Just give her a big hug anon. You want it, it won't hurt her, and who cares how awkward it is.
>>550772908Sometimes, I pretend to have a sister to make a joke or keep a good conversation going
IQ cpatchas are the best thing to happen to this website in a very long time.
Ah shit, slow /calg/ is back...
>>550796563Same. I get a kick out of referring to my gf as my sister when talking to strangers.
>>550789075>>550789767Who is the artist?
>>550796631Nemlei has gone too far! First I need to solve stupid logic puzzles to progress anywhere in the game, now I also need to solve them to progress anywhere in discussing the game!Jokes aside, there has indeed been a noticeable drop in activity since the new captchas got implemented. I don't know how but people have been genuinely struggling with them. A moment of silence in memory of all the anons who got filtered and cannot post anymore.
Are Andrew and Ashley pro-skub or anti-skub?
>>550789075>>550791469>Marrow still alive>Has the markDiv would be livid.
>>550802095Andrew is anti, Ashley is pro. They know it'll start a fight so they both avoid bringing it up.
>>550802687I had a feeling this would be the case, but I'm still upset. Andrew just continues to disappoint me.
>>550802687Ashley would never, skub is the exact kind of fake normie trash Andrew would like.
>>550802503They're probably in the ending where they escape the village, leaving Divilethion to have his ineffectual melties all by himself. Sorry skeledemon, but this real life. The younger sibling always gets the big brother.
>>550803349Andrew wouldn't like it but he'd pretend to like it because he's a massive faggot. Which ironically makes him the exact target audience for skub. Andrew is such a god damn faggot, holy shit.
>>550803349>>550804020Yeah, Ashley would never have good enough taste to like skub. Andrew has a solidly triple digit IQ so obviously he's a fan.
>>550804020This. Andrew and Ashley both wouldn't like it, but Ashley would be honest about it whereas Andrew would pretend to be pro-skub due to being a normie wannabe.
>>550803971He probably took it out on Aenon and Rando.
Alright I'll bang out a new census over the next few hours. Any questions you want to see?
>many monthsSo how many months are you guys expecting for this next wait? Midspring might be a little optimistic, but I'm hopeful.
>>550799657If they make them a bit more difficult we're gonna be whites/asians only, however if they make it math questions we're gonna be asians only.
>>550809883>Guess for next release date>favorite linux distro>best girl
husbandrew
>>550775563>Punishment for bad behavior is not cruelty, it is a learning experience.Indeed
>>550809883I am really curious to know how many people actually have a sibling of the opposite sex and how would they rate their relationship (e.g. -5 actually want to kill each other, 0 indifferent to each other, 5 basically are a happy couple)
>>550799657>I can't promote incest on 4chan anymore because new captcha is made for nerds
>>550814272God imagine grabbing her by the hair and slamming her face against something as she is gripping and scratching your arms trying to regain control. Imagine punching her with full force as she is panicking and regretting being a whiny little bitch. Imagine landing punch after a punch on her feeble body as she is covering her face and begging for mercy. That would be so fucking hot
Imagine doing pic above to your sister for being mad that you lied to her. Andrew really is an asshole, huh?
>>550813695They should have us do a jiggie to be able to post
>>550816952Only five of us would remain...
>>550814090wifeley
>>550813513I am hopeful for a release around May
>haggots got referenced in a nickelodeon show
>>550815998
>>550819038who gives a shit & why are you watching cartoons for children? faggot
>>550819259Being able to enjoy things while not being their target demographic is based. Getting mad at someone for doing so is outright retarded. What a joyless existence you must have. I pity you.
>>550819131>he doesnt appreciate some classy sister tenderizingwhy are you here?
>>550820112im playin, I actually think men expressing their love with violence is hot too
>>550819259Maybe he has kids. Isn't the average /calg/aryan almost 30?
>>550820021there are probably dozens of books you haven't read, shit that might help broaden your horizons so you don't attempt to understand the world through Harry Potter and Star Wars analogies like a retard, yet you don't have the attention span for books do you? you've dumbed yourself down to the level of your 10 y/o gen alpha cousin.
>>550819038Is this a Coffin reference specifically, or did you simply see the word hag?
>women want me to physically hurt them
Do not hurt your sister https://x.com/gaebab_8/status/2002103307469562158
>>550823174Not really, not besides a spanking or light ass paddling. I promise you that no woman wants to be punched in the stomach, get a black eye...etc.
https://x.com/i/status/2002073957034569956
>>550827671women say that and then proceed to romaticize domestic violence and adore convicted criminals. something doesnt add up
>>550827671>I promise you that no woman wants to be punched in the stomach, get a black eye...etc.i promise you, there are women out there who enjoy that as long as the guy is hot
>>550827671>>550829125>>550829213People generally tend not to be masochists. There are undoubtedly women out there who are into that shit but they don't make up the majority
>>550827671>I promise you that no woman wants>>550829726>There are undoubtedly women out therebruh, stop moving the goalposts
>>550829790You are barking up the wrong tree. The only thing I'm moving here is boxes of my sister's stuff (her room is a mess and I'm helping organize it)
>>550829125Men say that they want traditional wives but lust after whores with bodycounts in the hundreds. Something doesn't add up.
>>550830286shut up ashley
>>550829726the reason why abusive households are as widespread as they are is because a lot of women on a subconcious level are attracted to abusive men. they are alright with their men treating them like shit, if not straight up enjoy it. they will endure emotional and often even physical abuse as if its nothing wrong because thats what they crave. this game is a prime example of that. written by a woman, has a huge female fanbase and features lots and lots of domestic violence. I not saying the majority of women are like this, but A LOT of them are.>inb4 you are blaming the victim you racist sexist bigot chud, an abusive moid is deceiving and will only show his true colors only when its too late!feminist nonsense. an abusive man has obvious red flags. he will treat you like shit very soon. telling at you, calling you names, trying to make you do as he pleases, or even trying to us ehis physical strength on you-thats something a lot of women ignore. gee, I wonder why...>>550830286dont confuse men with numales. no man woudl simp for a whore or pay for onlyfans
Sweet, intimate, passionate, emotionally fulfilling lovemaking with Julia
Raunchy, sweaty, disgusting bareback pounding with Julia
>>550831494My sister stopped talking to an old friend of hers after she (the friend) married an actual abusive piece of shit who boasted how he enjoys hurting people. So I'm not disputing that women like this exist. But in my experience at least they are considered retarded by other women.
>>550831732
>>550832318
>>550828493I will one day make a shley of this
>>550832665oh my god, he is literally me
>>550828493why does it look there's a cock and balls hiding behind those carrots?
>>550835910There is a very flexible Andrew hiding below her
>>550809883Pls do you guys have any questions
>>550831494how the fuck can you call yourself a fan of this game. It has explicitly feminist themes and condemns domestic abuse without taking agency from women. you need to be 18+ to post here anyways, so i suggest going back.
>>550838737>condemns domestic abuseit doesnt condemn anything>explicitly feminist themesbaitusedtobebelievable.jpg
>>550838737
>>550758946In desperate need of a fathiu img
>>550838419>where are you from>how did you first come across this game>if you first played it before 3A was out, what route did you originally chose on your first playthrough>which of the two main characters do you like more>do you have an opposite sex sibling>if yes, how would you rate your relationship>also if yes, would you recommend the game to them>what OS do you use>what car do you drive>have you played Nemlei's other games>if yes, which is your favorite
>>550838419>Will Dandy ever finish editing that video? Y/N.
>>550838419Make the new captcha the test to get into the census
>>550719906I love you sister...
Decided to pick up another tale of incest misery while waiting for the update
Apparently now I'm my sister's pog champ. I haven't heard that phrase in a while and I'm not sure what it means even after googling it.
>>550843918All I know is that it's a positive thing. Congratulations!
>>550843918It's a twitch meme phrase that got repurposed by irony poisoned zoomers into an ironic cringe petname. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7awd-y_DTQYBut you did win because it's meant to be a term of affection.
>>550844194>it's meant to be a term of affectionGood. I'm four years older but it feels like we're different generations. Late vs mid 20s.
>>550815305But this has been a question in every single census? Aside from the numerical rating scale, but anons are asked if they're on good, neutral, or bad terms with them.
/CALG/ YOU HAVE 10 MINUTES TO COME UP WITH MORE QUESTIONS BECAUSE I'M PUBLISHING THE CENSUS IMMINENTLY
>>550845714Average PP/booba size of /calg/.
>>550845714DO YOUR PARENTS KNOW YOU'RE GAYY/N
>>550845714How big do (YOU) think Andrew's big pp is
>>550845714does anyone close to you know you like coffin
>>550845714Are (You) a certified commercially licensed truck driver?
>>550845714at least give us a day or so to come up with questions, nigga, damn
https://x.com/i/status/2002142077564710951
>>550847509>>550809883>>550838419Don't worry, you guys have given me plenty of good questions.*ahem*TAKE THE SIXTH /CALG/ CENSUS HERE!!!https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdN0fJfdL5jvBOrqHOP55jjOkNdV97LUo8Thungh3Z54A47KA/viewform?usp=header
Can we talk a bit about Air Bud 4: Seventh Inning Fetch? People always meme about that one Folgers commercial, but this whole film is that commercial extended to a 90 minute run time. What's supposed to be a movie about a dog playing baseball is actually one about the half sister of the protagonist of the first film lusting over him throughout the whole thing. It's really weird and I don't know why they chose to make it like this, or why nobody talks about it.
>>550847826It took me 5 tries to get the password
>>550848176wut
>>550848434I am not kidding when I say that the whole plot of this film is based around what I said
>>550847826>log in to continue
>>550772908I wish I was hot like Andrew.
>>550847826I don't remember which ending I got first. That whole day was a fever dream where I did nothing but play the game
>>550848176I need to make this into a /tv/ thread
>>550848176It's funny how amateur that Photoshop job is for a Disney movie. They clearly put more effort into the incest, as they should.
>>550848232that first question was a password? i just put in what i thought was funny.
>>550839182>it doesnt condemn anythingnot explicitly, but in the story, Andrew is framed as mainly responsible for the abuse he inflicts. You seem to think women "like" being abused, but what's obvious is that Ashley's flaw is that she herself wants to do the abusing, and she actually (shocker) hates being beaten>>550839426picrel
>>550850997in the story, Andrew is framed as mainly responsible for the abuse he inflicts
>>550852004nice ragebait; almost got me
>>550848752you've peaked my curiosity, however i am not going to watch it just to see wtf you're talking about so please elaborate further on the alleged incest plot
>>550850997>Andrew is framed as mainly responsible for the abuse he inflicts
>>550848176Skimming through it, they didn't do that on purpose and she's a kid but yeah it has kinda delphic energy with the looks she gives him, her longingly looking at her brother's photos after he leaves and some of the dialogue
>>550843918I am sincerely happy for you anon, take care of your sister
>>550852004>>550852918oh you niggas arent jokingi'll explain: 1) people are responsible for their actions2) andrew (actively) abuses ashley3) ergo, andrew is responsible for that abusenow, i know this is complicated stuff, so if you want me to explain any of this to you in greater detail please feel free to ask me about any questions you may haveall the best!-nona
>>550853393don't just skim through. it's even more incestous if you look at the whole scenes
>>550853564NTA but when we say we want more delphic media we mean non-shit delphic-media, no amount of incest can make me watch a Disney TV movie
>>550853857well AkaSaka's and Lover Able's translations are almost done, so you've got something to be excited for
>>550853495tits or gtfo
>>550854442You're in a thread about what is basically a romance game written by a woman with a female audience in mind. Balls or gtfo
>>550854442you guessed correctly but i choose neither
please don't start another gender war ITT....
ugh women are just walking vags with NPC tier personalities who just do anything their subconscious suggests without a lick of thought behind their actions.
>>550855796Nah, women are pretty neat.
>>550855796unlike men, who of course have complete control of their unconscious minds, and who always think very carefully before they act
>>550856623...
Unironically where does one find an Andrew bf?
*posts bald nigga*
>>550857384high school bathroom
>>550857384Me
>don't play the game>watch one of those TCOAL explained video on youtube to get your TCOAL degree>go to a live streamer's chat>act like a know-it-all by trying to explain character motivations instead of letting him figure it out over time>make up shit that didn't happen because you didn't actually play the gameWhat possesses someone to act like such an insufferable cunt?
Please faggots to kindly leave calg, Oklahoma>>>/lgbt/>>>/r9k/>>>/reddit/>>>/crystalcafe/
>>550857836>live streamer's chat
>>550858012crystal cafe is pretty dead tho, lolcow farm is where all the girls at
https://x.com/couldaru/status/2002427164579475826
>>550857384im right here, cutie ;P
>>550857384Where does one find a suomenusko gf like >>550605368?
>>550857384Andrew is a cunt who can't be honest with himself or those around him, he either won't love you and will only pretend that he does while merely using you, or he will love you but will deny it and act like a total asshole and blame you for everything. You don't need an Andrew bf, unironically what you need is an Ashley (Ashton?) bf who will obsessively love you unconditionally
>>550847826>filtered by the new captchas>filtered by needing a Google account>filtered by the first questionThere are only going to be like 5 of us participating in total, aren't there?
>>550847826there should be a question "do you want to use a google account for the census?" my answer is no.
Why didn't Douglas join the military if he needed money for his family?Was he retarded?
>>550847826the census just loops me in circle after asking the "are you a moron?" question
>>550865060There was no such question when I took it. How far into the census did you go?
>>550865483when it asks you about playing the other nemlei games
>>550864863too weak and beta. might have had some chronic disease that would have prevented him from serving as well
>>550865598Is it filtering out secondaries who've played none?
>>550865780apparently that was the issue
>>550847826>Does your sister know you like this game?Since she hovers around my screen quite often and I've been quite sloppy at opsec (in this case minimizing windows or switching tabs quickly enough) I'm like 95% sure the answer is yes, but we've also never talked about it.Since the spirit of this question seems to be to establish how many brothers and sisters are comfortable enough to be upfront about playing this game, should I answer yes or no?
>>550864863>join the military>get moneyA single half-strength infantry brigade is probably the sum total of Coffinland's armed forces anyway.
>>550847826I liked all of Nemlei's other games, it feels like I'm underrating whatever ones I put in 4 or 5.
>>550865060>the census just loops me in circle after asking the "are you a moron?" questionThat happens if you say "Yes" to "Have you played any of Nemlei's other games?", then individually say no to each and every one thereafter.
>>550867027Why are you trying to hide the game from your sister instead of just treating it like any other game? If she hasn't heard nothing about it, you're in the clear. If she says something like "Hey, isn't that the incest game you sick fuck?!", you can tell her that unless she has played it herself she doesn't know what she is talking about and shouldn't be parroting YouTube clickbait, and that there being a sibling romance doesn't necessarily mean you relate to it.
>>550868883>>550865060It's not really looping you in a circle. It's giving you an opportunity to go back and correct your answer. If you are stuck in a loop, it's because you are continually answering "No" to each of the game questions.
>>550868883>the anon who has only played the Gun-Toting Cats demo
get in>>>/v/728932102
>>550869793No one cares
>>550869793I care deeply about this
>>550868883>>550869287the issue was my phoneposting was blocking the question about playing nemlei's other games so i couldnt answer no
>>550868945To avoid an awkward conversation, since she 100% knows it's the game with "sibling incest" as a major plot point, even if I'm unaware of the finer details of her knowledge and opinions on it. She browses 4chan regularly, including /v/, so there's no way she'd miss the countless threads in the catalog over the last two and a half years. I'm not afraid of it putting driving some sort of wedge between us, especially since I have very good reason to believe she's already aware of my predilections and we get along great. But my line of thinking is that if she wanted to bring it up, she would have already. Since she didn't, it can be presumed that she prefers to ignore it, so I'm going along with it.In any case, I've answered "no" to the census question.
>>550864863He is not retarded enough to go pointlessly risk his life fuck knows where for the benefit of foreign oil companies
This is the ideal relationship.
>>550870641>She browses 4chan regularly, including /v/Does she frequent /pol/ by chance?
>>550870076Click the three dots on your browser and click "Desktop site" or whatever the equivalent is
>>550870641Your sister sounds based. Who knows, she might be reading this very thread right now! Catching you frantically alt-tabbing out of a game might have piqued her interest enough to go read what it is about.
https://twitter.com/Corpsicle_1/status/2002038573558866358>Error: Duplicate file exists. here. >>550869083
>>550871285No. She's more or less as racist as anyone there but also hates the usual chud opinions on women.>>550871693I wouldn't be surprised if she visited here once or twice, but I'd be very surprised if she stuck around for any meaningful length of time.Anyhow, that's enough blog posting from me for one thread.
>>550873096>Anyhow, that's enough blog posting from me for one thread.No, I want to hear your cutest childhood or teenage story involving you and your sister!
>>550873096Women's best-kept secret is that they are racist as fuck and the repression of female racism is honestly sickening. We as a society should come together to make racism a fun and inclusive pastime for all and get rid of the stigma to lift the weight off women's shoulders and let them be racist in peace.
>>550873096>She's more or less as racist as anyone tfw no cute chudette sister. why even live:(
>>550873650My sister nearly said nigger to me when she was complaining about black people last month
>>550847826How long is the census going to stay open?
>>550868883there is no such question
>>550877556>he got got by the Google Docs DNS spoofing hackMany such cases, hope there was nothing private in your Gmail inbox
>>550873650My generally progressive, left-leaning gf (4chan would hate her) cracks racist jokes sometimes
>>550879624KILL HER NOWKILL HERFUCKING KIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>550878251i call bullshit
>>550880739even if it is in fact not bullshit, you wouldn't get much from my inbox anyway
>>550880059Never. Despite our differences she is spiritually my sister (in lieu of a real one) and I call her "my Ashley" sometimes.
>>550879624i'm a left leaning dude and i make racist jokes on a daily basis
>>550881035How did you find her? I want, no, I need a gf like that too!
>>550883501Sorry, I truly wish I could give you some useful advice but unfortunately I don't have any besides "just be lucky". We met by complete accident one day and bonded over shared interests.
Not sure what anyone thinks about it, but I feel that if Andy and Leyley managed to escape their crimes should live in a communist era soviet apartment block?
What presents would A&A give each other on Coffinmas? I imagine Ashley would receive clothes, like a nice bra or a new choker, and Andrew would be given a book on "some nerd topic," but do you have any more creative ideas?
>>550889742Is it wrong if I'd like to live in one of those? Looks comfy>>550889953Ashley definitely a bra, Andy would receive some poetry book or goth clothing
>>550889953Ashley the brokest nigga there is lol, she ain't ever given that cuh shit.
>>550890281Andrew would give her money to buy him a gift like parents do.
>>550891763He wouldn't know he'd done it until after he got his gift.
>>550890068they fucking suck. their greyness really provokes depression and they suck twice as much if you own a car because finding a parking space is impossible. if you live in one there is also a great chance the view out of your windoe view will be another commy block next to you, which adds to the depression aspect.t. live in one
has there ever been like a doujin or just an artwork where Ashley has to perform sexual favors for other men (eg the police) to get Andrew out of trouble? I really like this scenario but havent see it yet
>>550893617Kek, accurate.
>>550894582Damn, nonetheless I envy you anon. What is it like to have your neighbors so close? And is it expensive to live in?
>>550895985What is it like to have your neighbors so close?Awful, period. In theory, if your neighbors are excludively white and well behaved it would be no problem, but in reality thats never the case. If your drunkard neighbor decides to beat his wife, youll have to enjoy listening to every aspect of their life. A bunch of fags decided to listen to music and dance till 2am? Enjoy!>And is it expensive to live in?depends on the country and regional. originally they were planned to be cheap housing, but in Russia for example the housing crisis is currently awful and even soviet era commieblocks have become unaffordable to most people
>>550896586Damn, that sucks and I thought at least it would be cheap.Ever heard your neighbors fuck? I think Andy and Ashley would do it daily
>>550895985>It's called a fanfic because I'm my brother's biggest fan!That's cute shit right there.
>>550889742I feel like Renee's family was in one of these
>>550889742Nah I see them as more likely to end up living in one of these
>>550902274Andrew in an "incest AF" shirt while Ashley chugs alcohol from the chute. Canon Ch. 4 Decay.
Traumatized sisters are kinda cute. My sister doesn't like to drive after she got in an accident. She told me she applied for a job at a pizza place but turned it down when they asked her to be a driver because she "doesn't drive far." And every time we drive past the place of her accident, she'll make a comment about itSisters might be really cute
>>550869793I have no idea why you'd like this ship, when the whole point of this game is about Andrew and Ashley's relationship, like do you even play or like the game? You have to bend Renee's and Andrew's character into pretzels to even make the ship work. And if you want some stuff with Renee, her husband Douglas, is literally right there. She already is in a loving relationship with Douglas. It really is just people engaging with this game shallowly thinking it's just about the incest or just have a mommy fetish instead of a sister fetish.
>>550907237Dont reply to brazilians
>>550907237Stop giving that faggot attention, let him die. Don't try to debate him, refute him, or understand him.
>>550905167Sounds like she requires exposure therapy. I recommend that the next time you're driving her somewhere, you should suddenly yell "OH SHIT" and slam on the brakes.
>>550907353Ngl it'd be funny if Nemlei cucked the Renee/Andrew ship fans more by making a whole prologue episode of Renee and Douglas.
>>550907716I disagree. I think giving those faggots any sort of attention would only serve to inflate their unwarranted sense of self-importance.
>>550907698I might ask her if she'll let me clean her car. It's kinda messy
>>550905167Deranged
>>550909051Agreed. Sisters should be sheltered, spoiled, and loved.
>>550905167Are you the guy whose sister borrowed his car and wrecked it?
>>550870935This makes me wonder. What if Renee and Douglas never had Andrew, and only had Ashley? Assuming similiar circumstances of parental neglect still apply, how would Ashley turn out?
>>550909974
>>550909974Have you ever heard of a "scene" girl?
>>550905167Pizza Place was literally in the right if she CRASHED
>>550909051>>550909245Sisters exist to be cute for their brothers. Therefore a brother is justified to do anything necessary to enhance his sister's cuteness>>550909641Yeah
>>550910934I'm afraid you are not going to make it. Sisterly cuteness is cultivated via love and affection, not manipulation and selfishness.
Imagine if Nems does another April fools release for decay part 2
>>550910934Anon I have not forgotten when you contemplated molesting her for refusing to complete her math homework
>>550911719Let he who is without sin cast the first stoneAnd I was just Andrewmaxxing. This was before 3A, when we got that scene of him helping Ashley with her math homework. Retaliatory molestation is Coffinpilled
Giving your sister a kiss on the top of the head is Coffinpilled.
>>550907716I do wish we eventually get CGs of Renee's parents if only to see if and how the Norwood reaper will affect Andrew
>>550914543Will Ashley still love Andrew even when he starts balding?
>>550910378rawr x3 dat means i luv u in dinosawrrrri can has hooman m34t???
>>550912119You should have molested her.
>>550912119>Let he who is without sin cast the first stoneI cast it. You're letting Delphism and the Delphic Spirit take precedence over the Author and the Coffin. You are straying from the correct path.
>>550910285Imagine [ROMANCING] Ashley on the spot...
>>550915494I fought the law and the law won>>550915675I'm Coffin as fuck. All I want is to be able to sink my hands into my sister and mold her into my perfect woman, my ideal. I want her to become perfect for me, and I want it by my own design.
>>550916470>All I want is to be able to sink my hands into my sister and mold her into my perfect woman, my ideal. I want her to become perfect for me, and I want it by my own design.I get it but also want her to do the same to me. I love the idea of going along with another person, becoming the best possible versions of ourselves. Having someone else pushes men and women to do more than just coast along. I miss it.
>>550916470
>>550918443SistersWith a little extra
>>550921034Imagine warming up under the blankets with your chubby imouto and enjoying that all of that cuddly sistermeat while she complains about getting fat and you reassure her that you prefer it that way.
What is a "jit?" I don't want to look it up. I want it explained to me in delphic terms, or Nemleian ones.
>>550922281>cuddling your chubby sister and making a point to touch her tummy and make her embarrassedIs there anything more to life?
>>550922378Just-in-time (JIT) compilation is a technique used in some software systems that enables the distribution of applications as a single binary file across heterogeneous platforms. Individual applications are distributed as binary files, containing generic code, and are executed by the managed runtime environment (MRE), which compiles the binary into machine code specific to the platform. This way, any machine that has a compatible MRE installed can run the application from the same binary. This way, the MRE itself is the only component that is platform-dependent. This avoids having to distribute different binaries for different platforms, as all the platform dependencies are abstracted away by the MRE.
>>550923658Interesting... although this MRE business sounds suspiciously like a pimp shaping an innocent brothernary file into other platforms' ideal application to have their sick, hussy way with.
https://files.catbox.moe/fu5xsf.mp4Yeehaw
>>550915687She would actually let you too
>>550923079chubbymouto
>>550889742>>550890068>>550894582The thing about these typical panel apartment blocks is that they differ greatly from era to era, and from region to region. The older, cheaper ones generally suck ass and get rightfully memed the most. By the late Soviet era though they evolved to have more spacious interiors and less depressing exteriors, and many of those are still considered good today. It also really depends on how much budget the city/region/country has for upkeep and the surrounding infrastructure. Fix up the houses, paint them in non-depressing colors, pave the surrounding roads, put up nice fences and playgrounds, and they absolutely can and have become decent neighborhoods. There are a lot of examples of this in former East Germany, the Baltics, etc. In Russia though, not so much outside of major cities, sadly.But also, what everyone posting depressing winter/late autumn pics of commieblocks doesn't tell you is that they tend to completely drown in greenery during summer, which gives a totally different vibe. But then again, that doesn't mean shit if the pipes are leaking, the road outside is full of mud and potholes and the playground has nearly rusted away.t. grew up in picrel, absolutely wouldn't have it any other way. Currently residing in a city in Siberia though, things definitely look more shitholey here but not nearly as depressing as I imagined it would be, and at least the apartment is nicely renovated and cozy on the inside, which is what really matters.As for Andrew and Ashley, it can't possibly be much worse than the apartment building they grew up in considering that bedrooms in that place seem to have no windows.
>>550911043Andrew doesn't understand this.
>>550928760The biggest secret of Coffin is that Ashley isn't stupid, but Andrew is.
Cat sis boob grab
>>550931009kitty titties
>>550931009Would adopt and smile through the terror of receiving human corpses dropped on my bed in the morning as a "gift."
>>550931395Smoothley!
>>550931395>(Why does it look so juicy?)
>>550932237ashle got a brain like a succulent chicken breast
I don't have an issue with peeping on random girls, I've done it myself plenty of times. This was fucked up tho and I can't figure out why. Maybe because they're family and there's an unspoken level of trust that Andrew's betraying? Or maybe cuz his priorities are twisted? He won't make more of an effort to patch things up with Ashley, yet he will take the time to jerk off to her taking a shower like that's important.
>>550932237Because brains are indeed succulent and tasty
>>550932126>It's spelled "annal." THAT'S what I'm reading right now. It's like the opposite of porn.
>>550932929That's the point though, Andrew is a fucking moron and a coward. He'd rather secretly jerk off to Ashley or make his girlfriend wear her hair like Ashley than actually be upfront about his feelings for Ashley.
>>550907237>It really is just people engaging with this game shallowly thinking it's just about the incest or just have a mommy fetish instead of a sister fetishIncest has been the selling point of TCOAAL since day one, I remember first hearing about it in April 2023 on an incest discord server
>>550936930>incest discord server
I came here for the incest
This game made me realize I've always been drawn to incest because of how I feel about my sister but I've been kinda coping like it was never a case
>>550936930It's a "selling point", but the game doesn't fetishize or glorify it. It's just hours and hours of character exploration and puzzles with absolutely no explicit adult scenes. Why would anyone continue to engage with it if they don't understand or refuse to accept the characters and their relationships is beyond me. They would be better off getting their entertainment and their kicks elsewhere, there is no shortage of incest hentai.
i want to make romantic, passionate love to my (non-existent) sister
>>550939503>incest hentaiEven that's cucked, usually adopted brother or even cousins that use siblings honorifics.
>>550939662i want to make romantic, passionate love to my (non-existent) brother
>>550938412Does your sister know about TCOAAL?Maybe you can try gifting it to her "as a joke"?
>>550940335perhaps, there's a way for both of us to get what we want...you aren't fooling me, you are 100% a dude
william howard taft!
>>550940514I'll hear yu out...not a dude but i've been told im very cute
>>550940514>>550941131Exchange temporary emails or discord usernames or what have you, right fucking now. I am not kidding. It worked for someone once, it might work again. Maybe it won't, sure, but you miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
>>550941505>It worked for someone oncei hope you arent referring to the dude that got gaslit by that tranny
>>550941505I'm all in on tranny or larp.
>>550941131that other anon has goaded me into action. im just vulnerable enough to make a 10 minute mail account for you, because fuck it why not
>>550899143>Ever heard your neighbors fuck?No, but I have heard the fight and behave like nigger in many other ways>>550928208commieblocks are inherently depressing because they are huge and surround you in a wall making you feel like an ant. its literally the epitome of concrete jungle. if they are small and low-rise, they can be fine, but in general they are huge monstrocities. painting them in bright colors doesnt help, new commieblocks they currently build in Russia are even more depressing than the soviet ones despite being brightly colored (largely because they are even bigger). what you posted is just one if the worst example of commie block hell, idk how you are fine with it man
>>550941131>>550940335tits or gtfo>>550941703no, there was a russian anon who met a femanon here, they met up irl and are happily living together now. god I wish that were me
>>550940443Wouldn't she think me a creep? (And she wouldn't be wrong)
>>550942471anon... I larped that post and you still believe it to this day
>>550942565kys, he even posted a photo of them together at some point.
>>550942565No you fucking didn't, because that wasn't you. We even posted a photo and everything. Circa March or April last year, it's probably in the archives somewhere.
>>550942137ok i can make one 2, should I post it or...
>>550942994ill just post mine, you message mejqfjqgeepnwlrlpzxr@nespf.com
>>550943747kekhttps://files.catbox.moe/1t7plp.mp4
>>550943836why did you have that video locked and loaded?
>>550943172don't make fun of me; I can't figure out how to send an email on a burner. Can you message me instead?chypzveriixdffgeym@nespj.com
>>550944121I'm a veteran of the meme wars.
>>550942157>commieblocks are inherently depressing because they are huge and surround you in a wall making you feel like an antI never got that feeling growing up there. It always felt very peaceful due to an abundance of green spaces, spacious inner yards, lack of through traffic, and the enormous park on the other side of the camera (or the forest you can see in the background for that matter). It's far less interesting than the dense low-rise historic downtowns, but it is also less crowded and more quiet. Tall buildings don't make me feel depressed, on the contrary I kinda admire them, in fact it's always been a dream of mine to live in a skyscraper.Of course, again, it helps that these are actually decent late-Soviet houses and not the shitty Khruschovkas with paper-thin walls and cramped bathroom-sized kitchens. Now those are not fun at all.
>>550944151sent a message your way
>>550944925i responded ^_^
>>550943747
>>550945170>>550944925Good luck! I hope to see a photo of you two in Andrew and Ashley cosplay in a couple of months too.
>>550944151You can't send a message on a burner because any service that provides send-capable burner email would get instantly added to every blacklist on the planet. Such services stopped existing in the late 90s.
>>550719906How would Andrew and Ashley feel about the Avatar movies?
>>550945773I would assume they have no interest in these movies because I myself have no interest in these movies and project my indifference into them.
>>550945773The common opinion about Avatar back in the day was that it's a gimmick, which is what Andrew would adopt. For the past like 10 years no one talked about how great the writing of that movie was. It was the story of america except in space, how creative.
>>550945773Not violent enough for Ashley
>Siblingless anons at least have a tiny chance of meeting someone who shares their delphic fantasies and may become their sibling in spirit>Anons with actual siblings are doomed to forever suffer in silence, afraid to act upon their deepest desires because "I don't want to ruin my relationship with my sister" or something
>>550950224>Anons with actual siblings are doomed to forever suffer in silence, afraid to act upon their deepest desires because "I don't want to ruin my relationship with my sister" or somethingThey still have a chance of getting a hussy who shares same fantasies just like the sisterless anons THO
>>550950653And yet, the hussy is always going to be just that: a runner-up, a consolation prize, an ersatz.
>>550951547It's still better than nothing if you botched up your chance with your sister
rizzless bruthas get no sistahs~das how it be
>>550953030Just how desperate is Julia in this scenario? If it got to the point where Andrew made her wear Ashley's choker she must see exactly what he is doing.
>>550950653
>>550954229Trashlia knows her place in the world and accepts all that is to come
>>550954229Julia wore chokers first, it's likely that Ashley copied her to seek Andrew's approval. Just like how she stopped painting her nails after he said it looks trashy.
>>550954160Featuring unhidden Cormac McCarthy reference in between!
>>550954470i don't know that reference...
>>550942549Well, that's why you try to laugh it off as a joke gift if it comes to that. I don't really know what else to suggest. It's a high risk, high reward thing. It's still probably safer than just straight up telling her how you feel, I guess?
>>550954702Oh it was in reply to some unrelated post. It just looks funny because I forgot to hide it before capping.
>>550954360Yeah, but exactly the same choker as Ashley?
>This will never happen>Not even in fanfiction Shame.
>>550954357I know you are just shitting on Julia (rude) but I can actually easily imagine a universe where Andrew slipped at some point and just stopped hiding his true colors from her.>Well done, you figured it out. Yes, I don't actually give a shit about you. I'm only pretending to love you to prevent the rumors. Now put on the fucking choker if you don't want to end up like your little asthmatic friend did.
>>550942549try it. if she is alright with it then youre lucky. if she tells you to fuck off then it was never meant to be. like>>550954845 said you can always joke it off
>>550955938>asthmatic friend
>>550956226>Dust cloud on shirtNemlei, you absolute genius!
https://youtu.be/kTTreezLxUI
>>550957125Your image shall be my new desktop wallpaper
>>550947006My mother loved that movie and got its DVD tho and watched it a bunch of times on TV. Most of my normie friends liked it but not to the extent my mom did. I thought it was well liked because of my mom and didn't know it was kind of hated only after I got in to online movie critic spaces.
Did you take the census, Anon?
>>550962554No, Im not particiapting in your datamining operation, glownigger faggot
>>550962554Yep. When will the results be out?>>550962829>t. didn't play the game and is salty about being filtered by the first question
>>550962554Can't wait to be turned out to be the only Koreanon lurking here
>>550963495>yeah bro just create a jewgle account and log into it here, its totally anonymous bro trust meyour post glows
>>550963932What's your suggestion for minimizing the risk of people voting multiple times and skewing the results then?
>>550964708anyone who wants to mess with the results can easily create multiple fake account, just saying
I hope you guys are being ironic. There's no way anyone obsessed with nerd shit like Linux doesn't have at least a dozen burner gmail accounts, right? I've made a bunch before phone numbers were mandatory, then when I lost access to some of them I used some burner phone numbers to create burner gmails. I have around 20 of them.
>>550964847Sure, you can never prevent it 100%. But it adds additional friction. In some regions it won't let you create an account without a phone number.
>>550965091I have a couple, but at some point they stop being "burner" accounts because I just keep reusing them for new sites
>>550965379I try to keep it one account per address in case I get hacked. Oh, I have a few proton emails as well.
>>550964847>>550965091>>550965092To address all of these issues we will begin registrations in the new year for the Coffinland e-ID with digital certificate. It will allow secure census voting as well as sisterless dating, sister helpline, and free entry to the delphic library.
>>550932126All good brothers regulary perform thorough in-house colonoscopies on their sisters
>>550962554The census was eggcellent
>>550962554The census is utter dog shit
>>550962554The census is utter brilliance.
>>550962554I cant get through the first question. Do I need to play the game or something?
>>550962554What census?
>>550973079Just look up the scene on youtube
>>550973079Coffin fan play the game challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
/calg/ I hope when the census results are published that you are not all on Windows 11
>>550982583I'll fucking switch to Linux or Mac before I ever switch to Windows 11
>>550940989This is awesome, but I feel like I'm missing a reference/fact about Taft.
https://x.com/mismispink/status/2002502595525685672
>>550987784Why are both of them so wide? Like fridges.
>>550987893More to love
>>550987893They expanded once they ate a burger
>>550956226
General status?
>>550993217'em
>>550998245Devlog in February, trust the plan
Cutelyhttps://x.com/di_yingjun/status/2002676483521958219
Crazley https://x.com/i/status/2002677111040131457
Symbolicley https://x.com/i/status/2002675369481248866
>>550939503I'd say the game uses incest in a neutral light. The story is basically a romance story between the two siblings. The romance acts as humanizing the two characters, but at the same time it also shows how toxic and abusive they are to each other. There's also the fact that if the game is trying to normalize incest, it'd pick more sympathetic and less flawed people than Andrew and Ashley
>>551000374why is she swimming in cum
>>551002302Andrew was EXTREMELY horny. It took him just 2 weeks of jorkin it 24/7 to fill that much.
>>551002302That's steam, because she's SMOKIN'.
>>551005050Andrea is still the queen of /calg/
>>550999809Extremely cute!
>>551005915>lazily genderswapped fanfic character is the queen of /calg/You aren't a person.
>>551007727I'm just saying, I didn't get why girls fawned over Andrew so much till I saw the genderswapped fanart.
>>551008060That statement is only slightly less fruity than sucking an actual dick.
>>551008216What is fruity about liking a girl who is a problem?
>>551008273>Admits to having the same tastes as a woman>Jerks off to a genderswapped man>Proclaims this character superior to canonYou're what we in the business call a "triple-faggot."
>>550772908>Confess your sins to father AndrewI jerked off into one of my sister's skin care products
>>551010776Elaborate
>>551010776It's good for her skin anyway.
>>551012234I was in the shower, and started to feel a little frisky. I thought about using one of her products on my dick, but I was a little scared it'd burn. Then, I figured I could cum in it, so I did. God, it feels awful. It didn't mix in right away so I was able to scoop it out. But I did something fucking horrible. I need to be killed, I need to die
>>551014115does she sexually attract you conciously or subconciously or did you do it just for lulz?
>>551010776>>551014115I call bullshit because I've seen variations of this story before
>>551014115Fucking kek
>>551017059Anon... more than one person can do something like that. In fact it's probably more common than you think.
>>551014115So you used a bottle of lotion as a fleshlight?Did it at least feel good?
>>551014960I obviously have an incest fetish, but I don't know if I actually am attracted to my sister. I'm also fucking exhausted from working today. It might've been exhaustion induced insanity or something>>551018410No, I knelt over the opening
>>551019606You clearly want to bang your sister. Cumming in her beauty product was just you acting on the subconcious sexual desire. Go on and do it, I believe in you champ
There are people who haven't yet physically come on their sister's belongings yet and it's sad.
In which countries does consensual delphism occur most often?
>>551023119Do not ejaculate in or on your sister's things. Cum is gross, nobody wants that.
>>551027562Ejaculate in or on your sister instead
is he /ourguy/?
>>551008405nta but hating andrea is gay, gay ass nigga
Nerdrew broke his poindexter glasses while in a rush to correct a minor spelling mistake. Everybody point and laugh!
>>551033290*plap plap plap*
>>551033290lol faggot
>>551033290Post the image of Andrew with a fat ass. I need it for masturbatory purposes
I always HC Dec 21 as Noelle’s birthday so happy birthday Noelle
>>551035883Happy birthday to Anon's wife Noelle!
>>551030749>ntaokay bud
>>551036575To the guy who waifus her: would you call her a snow sprite or an elf to her face? What about behind closed doors?
The solution to a sister dependency is a short conversation with that bitch
>>551041485I like talking with my sister, it always seems like she's interested in what I have to say about almost anything and I like listening to her go on tangents about shit that couldn't matter to anybody but her; which I guess makes those things matter to me.
>>550719906I wonder if this could actually work
What if ??? is female? Wouldn't that be a twist?I am focus testing for Ch. 4. Please reply. Thanks, Nemlei.
>>551045098Ashley identified ???'s skeleton as male
>>551045139considering it was just a skeleton, i don't think she would be able to make that distinction with any amount of certainty
>>551042948Don't fuck her please
>>551045139I'm retconning it! Also, their last name is Casket now.
https://x.com/_Aldael_/status/2002783898095460527
>>551045425idgi
>>551045328uh...
>>551049164cute pocketley
>>551049319All pocketleys are cute
>>551042948Happy for you, anon.
>>551045328But anon, imagine if he could listen to her go on tangents while playing with her hair as she rests her head on his chest as they lay in bed after sex. Why would you not wish this on someone?
>>551049941>Finish some nice sweaty bed-breaking sex>Holding her in my arms, cheek nuzzled into my shoulder>"The funny thing is I spent all of this time breeding the perfect shiny Rookidee and then I evolve the thing and honestly I don't like the color scheme as much as the regular one. Also I wish they'd stop doing the sparkle animation when they enter the field because honestly it just sort of takes away from it, as if I'm not going to realize the lime green furrett isn't special. I guess if it's a pikachu or something but that's like the worst shiny it doesn't even change blah blah blah blah"You know, romance.
>>551050328>Didn't check Bulbapedia or Serebii to make sure she liked the shiny firstNGMIAbsolutely romantic, though. Real love is in those moments where you let your guard down and are truly comfortable with each other. At least, that's what sappy romance stories tell me.
>>551050328Unironically yes. This is what anons with sisters should strive for, not quietly cumming in their sisters' beauty products like a coward.
>>551050869>not quietly cumming in their sisters' beauty products like a coward.Right, he should be loudly cumming in his sister's beauty products. At the moment of climax he needs to howl like some steppe barbarian after successfully wrestling a horse to the ground.
>>551042948Based and sameTCOAAL really does accurately portray the feeling of "I love and need this woman in every way in spite of her being my sister" that a lot of brothers have
>>551050328Unlocked a memory. I had almost exactly this experience with my high school girlfriend after our first time. I was just lying there enjoying the afterglow, petting her arm while she told me about One Piece in her extremely cute sleepy pillow talk voice. Brought tears to my eyes thinking about it.
>>551051137ew, h*ssies
>>551051547The sisterless do what they must.
>>551051671At least you properly refer to them as objects rather than people.
>>551051738You can act all superior when you actually get the courage to cum into your sister and not just her shampoo. Until then get off your high horse
>>551052149I'm not shampoo-jizzer
>>551052192Yet you are not a sister-jizzer either. None of you are, it's always "I don't want to ruin it" this, "I don't want to bother her" that, "we are not like that" something or other
>>551052504If I did fuck my sister I certainly wouldn't admit to committing illegal acts on the internet. I don't know why you're getting so defensive over an obvious joke.
>>551052504One does what one can anon. Fucking her is not my primary goal anyway
New captcha can't triforce
>>551054982More like Newfagtcha
>>551054982>I wish for more Coffin
>>551057423>A coffin falls on your house from a transport plane in a freak accident
>>551057470>this triforce sucks, no wonder Ganon loses even when he has all of them.
>>551054979Indeed, sex shouldn't be the end goal of a relationship. It's just a nice bonus of a healthy romantic relationship really.But the anon has a point, we have so many anons (including you, I presume) bringing up some kind of sadness or pain they experience because they feel a particular way about their sisters but can't possibly tell them that (understandably so).Is there anything we can do to help these anons?
>>551057602>Is there anything we can do to help these anons?"A room you can't leave without having sex."
>>551030008Definitely a tar soul that has a contract with the entity Bibi, fucker sold his country's water to Israel.
>>551057602>It's just a nice bonus Says who? You start a relationship for sex and whatever you can do for each other. Sex is mandatory, don't expect loyalty if you don't put out regularly.
>>551057602>Is there anything we can do to help these anons?Lmao how so? There is no cure for lovesickness, even more so for incestuous ones. As one said "But he is in his own Hell, and quite unreachable."God and time can only help them. Miracles may happen, or their scars will throbs less and they will find ways to cope somehow
>>550847826/calg/, you DID take the census, right?
>>551059332I mean, sure, if you're not having sex then that's probably a sign that the romantic relationship isn't going healthily. But if that's all you care about you might as well just get a hooker, an actual relationship is about much more than just that.
>>551059937An actual relationship almost always breaks down due to a subpar sex life. If I'm not mistaken when that Ashley Madison site got hacked a few years ago it revealed that a huge percentage of american married people were seeking an affair, something horrific like in 60-70% of all married couples one of them tried to cheat. This doesn't necessarily mean that they succeeded or that they were unhappy enough to seek a divorce, it just means that most people will cheat given the opportunity if they're not getting enough quality sex from their partner. Sometimes both spouses wanted an affair, there were some hilarious examples of shitty unfaithful husbands being matched with their shitty unfaithful wives because the algorithm though they're a good match.
>>551061005Now you understand why Ashley hates sex so much
>>551059332>You start a relationship for sexI fell in love with a girl on-sight because she said Final Fantasy IX was her favorite game. Sex for me is something completely incidental to what I'm really after.
>>551061198Ashley doesn't hate sex. She "hates" it because she thinks it is whorish due to her horrible upbringing and Andrew freaking out when she first made a move.
>>551061729I'd say she hates the idea of it mentally, which doesn't mean she is incapable of enjoying it physically.
Sex...with sisters
Relationships aside, do you think Andrew has a lot of bravery?
>>550451510>While that sounds hot af, it doesn't really sound like Andrew at all (whom Andrea is just a genderbent version of). Andrew acts gentle with Julia, and he craves Ashley whom he sees more of an equal to him (but alas has to deal with bitchy Leyley instead).
>>551063692I wouldn't say bravery, Andrew gets into a suicidal/nihilistic mindset sometimes and it allows him to act without overthinking it.
>>551061198I don't believe she hates sex, I believe she hates that Andrew only wants her for sex. I think things will be different in burial
>>551000021I love accurate body proportions-shley. I just like skinny sisters is all.
>>551049319I have this bitch as my watch face
>>551061543You would fall in love with a rock
Based Momshley (retarded)
>>551065767Ashley is a math genius.
>>551065767And then there's uncool Dadrew.
>>551065227petite frame with big boobs and wide hips is the most rape-provoking body type in existence. whenever I see a woman built like that fucking her until she cant stand up is all I cant think of
>>551065767>>551065897They cloned themselves through the power of incest
>>551065906I was gonna agree but then>calls hot things "rape-provoking">thinks he wouldn't cum within 30 secondsAre you spiritually brown?
>>551065632NTA but finding a girl who shares your interests is a big deal. Girls who are into video games are a lot more common today but are still a minority.>>551065767She is not that stupid, come on.
>>551065897No way Andrew is a healthfag, the guy smokes and is happy with gas station food.
>>551066145True.Dadrew, however...
>>551065897>>551066145>GrImE SouL EaTS sLoP.
>>551066145Having a stable relationship and kids can change a man
>>551066102girls have bodies like this and then complain they get raped. clown world
>>551066294WHY TF ARE YOU REVEALING OUR OPERATIONS?? I THOUGHT WE MADE A DEAL ABOUT SELLING SLOP TO THE GENERAL POPULATION
>>551066379Hello saar.
>>551030008Milei is more a sisterluster than a real delphic chad sisterkisser. Otherwise how else would you have one sister you love along with a penchant for threesome. She loves both floozies and his sister, but the latter is just an extension of his degeneracy so DISAPPROVED.
>>551065469
>>551066294>>551066387
>>551066647I thought Milei's imouto was his hero
Realistically speaking, what are Andrew and Ashley's best options for comfortably getting away with it? Getting the identity of someone who happened to cut ties with all his friends and family in SnS was a stroke of luck, but even then they are on very shaky ground because the ruse would almost certainly be up if Andrew ever ended up in a hospital or something, and Ashley has no legal identity at all.
>>551039910My wife Noelle has a very pretty name and that's how I refer to her!
>>551068339>and Ashley has no legal identity at all.I'm pretty sure they nabbed an ID for her at the end of SnS.
>>551054982Dice captcha variant just dropped. How are we finding it?
*sniff*
>>551074006Descent route is so hot.
>>550394754>>550394946Here you go, fanart of these two.As per >>550398771, sister enacts her delphic masterplan by sending the game to her brother, and it makes him realize things.
>>551075892Cute, he should FUCK his sister
>>551049164>>551049386Into the Jerley
>>550719906So Anon... what is Santa bringing your sister this year? Was she a good girl?My sister will get a 'Merry Christmas!' text message because Santa is a broke nigga.
>>551079163>So Anon... what is Santa bringing your sister this year? A new hoodie>Was she a good girl?Meh, kinda
>>551075892The perfect sibling gift!
>>551079163>My sister will get a 'Merry Christmas!' text message because Santa is a broke nigga.Come on anon, unless you are literally starving, surely you can spare a few bucks for the most important person in your life.Like at least get her a cheap ass indie game on Steam or something.
>>551082193Yeah like this game!
>>551081548194 is entirely too many Julias
>>550719906Is this STILL the greatest post in this entire general?
>>551082193She only plays stuff like rummy online, not real games.
>>551082617Neither is coffin a real game, so she will love it
>>551082536Good one. That post cured me of my desire to lose my virginity, sex sounds like a headache if you're the guy.
>>551082497Some might say it's not nearly enough
>>551082953If it has a save & load function it's too much of a game for my sister.
>>551082617I had to look up what it is, and it's a card game. That's a good start! Buy her a souvenir set of playing cards, for example. My gf has one with different breeds of cats and one with landmarks of her favorite city. We have even play cards, it's just a nice little gift.
I've never bought anyone a Christmas gift before.
>>551083245>We have even play cards*We never even play cards is what I meant to say
>>551083295You're so cool Abdul.
>>551083132Tetris: every woman's ideal gift
>>551083893My sister liked puyo puyo on the DS
>>551075320I have always been repulsed by buttholes, but sorapoi drew Ashley's butthole so nice that it made me want to sweep her chimney if you catch my drift
>>551075892Thank you anon! Shame I can't doodle you back with my tablet since I'm out of my old abode...I like where this is going hehe. And this scenario somehow hits close to home
>>551075892Nice stuff.>>551084191Based
>>551075892Cyril is fucking CUTE.
>>551075892>>551084907Oh, and would it be okay if I post this somewhere else anon?
>>551079163They are getting books.One will get Pride and Prejudice.Another a Tracy Chevalier bookAnd the last will get The Great Divorce
>>551084907I knew you were just drawing yourself and your sister and the "OC for meta memes" thing is just a cover story!>>551085447Go ahead!
>>551079163I got her an english comic book. She doesn't really enjoy reading books in English unlike me but she insists she loves the art on this one so she would like to have it
>>551079163PaintYes, she's the best girl
I just saw how thin there necks are
>>551086187>Yourself and your sisterHaha if only. But I don't do self-insert OCs anon
Julia takes it up the ass
>>551086315What kind of paint?
>>551089161She asked for the paint you use on clothes
>>551090312Neat! Was just curious if it was a brand I recognized, but I don't know anything about fabric paint.
>>551091582What are some good acrylic and watercolor brands I should look for in the future? She uses those too and while she hasn't asked for any yet, I like to be ahead of the curve
>>551088281Now draw her shaking that thang
The solution to sister frustration is seeing her come home with her little snacks and getting offered one
https://x.com/mezasehappyend/status/2003128472923980045
>>551068339Like you said they need good fake identities. They also need the organ trafficking conspiracy to go away, and for there to not be anyone who can connect them to any of their crimes. That means killing the surgeon and the kid at the campground.
>>551075892Third row is a very accurate representation of my inital reaction to this game... If anything, the incest was the tamest part ironically.
>>551097113>If anything, the incest was the tamest part ironicallyHonestly I don't understand the overblown reaction to incest. Even in my normalfaggiest normalfag days I would have said, "at least they're not gay."
>>551097496>overblown reaction to incest.Partially the main reason I checked it out. Though I realized very early on it wasn't a gooner product. Like, at all. I honestly didn't know what to think until the argument in 302. That's actually the moment I got completely hooked.
>>551097113Them bantering and being affectionate is like the one thing that humanizes them. I'm pretty sure if you removed the incest they would be way too unsympathetic to be the player characters.
>>551094308Perfectly normal to see siblings wearing those tshirts. No one would assume things.
>>551075892>>551076257>>551084907One last thing that didn't quite fit into in the main pic: the aftermath.>>551097113The implication is not that he is horrified by anything in the game but rather that the game makes him realize that he, too, is attracted to his sister.I agree though, for me incest was more of a... selling point really, but it was other stuff like Nina's death and the organ harvesting scheme that I found disturbing.
>>551095603Even if Andrew kills the kid, the cops were already alerted. They would undoubtedly find the bodies and the hitman's abandoned car and connect it with other sitings of the same car, including the gas station where Our Heroes™ were caught on camera and were seen by cops. Depending on if anyone spotted the car near the parents' house, it can be tied to their disappearance as well, from there establishing Andrew and Ashley's real identities would be easy.
>>550722861What is WADOS ?
>>551102067We can also assume the kid still being alive doesn't matter because the cops in SnS never associate Andrew or Ashley's descriptions with the mysterious coma cases even though they literally put a policeman into a mysterious coma right in front of a bunch of others, along with the kids' parents.
>>551103136The cops probably didn't get a good look at them in the dark before they escaped into the portal, but the camera footage is still there for someone to potentially connect to them one day. I believe it is mentioned in the end of SnS that "Carl and his wife" disappear whenever cops are in the neighborhood, so they have a good reason to always remain cautious.
>>551103870Yeah, that's what I mean. The kid could have given a very good description, at least of Andrew, but nothing comes of it. If they were persons of interest in the coma cases they'd be Coffinland's most wanted. Andrew wouldn't be able to have a job and go shopping like a semi normal person.
>>551105053That sounds more like a plot hole than anything else.
>>551095603no it doesn't
>>551108905
>>551108905Sistercats can have a little bit of salami, as a treat.
>>551075892Adventure Time called, they want their artstyle back.
>>551079163Let's not talk about ithttps://files.catbox.moe/5ka9qj.jpg
>>551082536I don't remember this, when was it made?Also is this supposed to be Ashley teaching us about sex?
>>551112428Hot but that looks like something Ashley got Andrew
>>551084191You can't just not post the full version of this now anon
>>551093246It already doesn't look like Julia, let it not make it even more OOC.>>551099205Nah they're human (and everybody else isn't) because they're literally me™.
>>551082975>sex sounds like a headache if you're the guyThis is largely a phenomenon induced by hookup culture. You get one, maybe two chances to make the other person cum and if you don't you're replaced. Everyone is different, and while there's some universals what pops one woman's clutch will slam off the waterworks of another, the fun part of sex comes from learning about each other's bodies and what they enjoy, it should be natural and intuitive.
>>551112748Sometimes you just gotta be the sister of the relationship to get some Christmaspresentussy.
>>551113330>ChristmaspresentussyYou can't just say that...
>>551114249You can say whatever you wantussy.
I'm gonna brofuck your sisussy till i brocum
>>551116131You're going to delphically incestfuck your siblingsister's blood-relatedgina?
>>551116131I'm gonna rapedrew your assley if you don't cut that shit out
>>551113096Julia would twerk for me (her loving long term boyfriend) if I asked
>>>/v/729098119>there are sharteens still seething over nemlei on /v/they cannot stop humiliating themselves lmao
>>551120896Man, are all of the threads on the other board about this game always this dogshit?
>>551121630Yes. Aside from /v/ being one of the worst boards on the site and a criminally mismanaged shithole, the threads themselves are basically just reddit.
>>551121743Ironically at least the subreddit for this game actually talks about the game sometimes.
>>551120896I don't care what /v/ or anywhere else thinks
>>551123031Do you have the image where she is >:(
>>551123031So cute!
>>551112891https://files.catbox.moe/8jx121.pngenjoy, my brethren
>>551125725That's a very nice butthole
>mfw my sister hit me with a surprise 10 minute rant about how stupid Nicki Minaj is for saying Christians are persecutedI bet none of you would enjoy your sisters dumb rants purely because you disagreed with them
>>551128295I barely disagree with my sister any longer, mostly because she agrees with me on everything on a macro scale.
>>551112428Couldn't the artist have shown us a little further down?
>>551130536>mostly because she agrees with me on everything on a macro scale.Gay. You should barely disagree with your sister because you agree with her on everything
>>551131252my opinions are better
>>551131252Sorry but I know I'm right.
>>551131287>>551132286This is why brothers are useless
>>551134541My worldview will keep her alive, her former worldview would seen her stabbed or assaulted for having the audacity to say "no" to an enterprising crime enthusiast and scholar.
>>551134541Brothers are meant to lead, not follow.
>>551134961But I like cowgirl
>>551135516Well I don't.
>>550719906it boggles my mind that there are still trannies making hit piece videos on this game and can't understand such a simple plot
>>551134752>>551134961Can you idiots just play along?
>>551135743I can't. I won't.
>>551135586Why not?
>>551138286imouto heavy
>>551138562There is nothing more rewarding than the weight of a fat bitch
>>551130536What are your opinions on delphic relationships and does your sister agree too?
>>551138769She's not fat though, it's mostly bone and muscle with notable exceptions.
>>551138562Lucky dog
>>551138907>not recognizing Drunkanon
>>551135889Her greed sickens me
>>551141162
>>551100246Nice!
>i will have to be away from my computer for 2 full days because of ChristmasGive me one reason not to end it all
>>551141329On the third day he is risen and you will be back at your computer!
>>551141329Phone lurking is your salvation, my child.
>>551143005I hate phoneposting, it's horrid. And I refuse to phone lurk because I can't fight the urge to post
>>551141329>>551143070Use a browser on a retro handheld then!
>>551141329>Give me one reason not to end it allThe game is not complete yet. You will miss out on all the best endings.
>>551142358
>>551144527Yeah, I'm sure Julia knows alllll about wood. She dabbles in whittling! Down men's patience until they FUCK HER. By overcharging her on sloyd knives at the supply store!
>>551142358>>551144527I wood fuck her. Hard.
Renee should've spanked Ashley.
>>551143070>I hate phoneposting, it's horridSkill issue
>>551145095You might as well seeder while you're at it!
>>551145587Julia's Feed & Seed (formerly Chuck's)
>>551145587Cedar! It's CEDAR you log-for-brains hussoid!
>>551145587>Julia Bible 4Post the rest, NOW
>>551145797Sorry. I haven't actually read The Real Wood Bible.
What games would the characters like? I feel like Andrew would like something artsy and romantic like Disco Elysium or visual novels like Slay the Princess. Meanwhile Ashley would like games like Doom or Metal Gear Rising
>>551146937Ashley's favourite game was Mortal Kombat in the arkades
>>551146937Ashley would like action-oriented games, especially violent ones. If there is a plot that needs to be followed you can forget about it, she is there to shoot things or fight things or drive things, not to follow some dumb story. If playing with Andrew she would usually win and he would get salty about it. But when playing in multiplayer lobbies she would typically get her ass handed to her, all while dispensing curses and profanities in voice chat so hard it would make a sailor blush.
>>551146937>I feel like Andrew would like something artsy and romantic like Disco Elysium or visual novels like Slay the Princess.you know that Andrew, even looking like a twink, isn't this faggy to play girly games like these 2 above, right?
>>551146937none of them, andrew and ashley are grown semi-mature adults who lives in a fictional european shithole country with barely advanced technology in the 90s and who'd rather watch tv, drink lots of alcohool, smoke dozen of cigarettes and murder people just to not get starved instead.they wouldn't definitely have much time wasting their asses playing moden games like doom and metal gear. in fact, I don't think there's even enough technology to have a PC at home, let alone a hardware console like a xbox or playstation.
>>551149350Anon, we are in a Nemlei game thread
>>551149515There is nothing to say that computers and consoles aren't widespread in this world, even shitty post-soviet countries had them in the 90s. The simple fact of the matter is that the Graves family have just been too poor to afford one and never needed a PC for a job. If Andrew and Ashley survive into late '00s and beyond it's not a stretch to imagine them getting into video games in some way or another though.
>>551149592Fujo and romance games are the peak of masculinity. FPS games are GAY.
>>551151168Exactly, that's why Andrew likes the former and Ashley likes the latter
>>551149592Playing Nemlei games feels like fucking a soft twink
>>551149350>Anon doesn't keep up with My Ex Ex Lover's Secrets
>>551151689oh my god he is so fucking cute
>>551151689breedable
>>551146937Andrew and Ashley would love TCOAAL the game
>>551151689I want to do sick, twisted things to this faggot, like kiss his nose and hold his hand
>>551145587way ahead of you
>>551146937Ashley would play The Sims and kill off all characters who aren't siblings.She's too dumb to find and install mods so the siblings would remain platonic.
>>551153979>She's too dumb to find and install mods so the siblings would remain platonic.What are brothers for, if not to find the Wicked Whims mod for you and screen the download for viruses?
>>551154434All women are born with knowledge of Sims modding.
>>551153823I want to jerk him off from behind while biting his ear
>>550719906My sister finished playing Half Life 1 and now started playing 2Finally she can join me in the misery of waiting for 3
>>551154891Ashley is too much of a girlfailure to possess that innate knowledge.
>>551156826>girlfailureThis sounds like LGBTspeak
>>551156916It's just the female version of manchild. You sound obsessed with fags and trannies.
>>551156826Ashley didn't fail, she's successfully a girl
>>551157006>You sound obsessed with fags and trannies.this sounds like something a fag or tranny would say too
>>551157084That's not what girlfailure means. Do any of you retards actually interact with women? Ones that aren't fictional sisters in your head?
>>551157230I'm just talking shit, settle down.
>>551157230I have literally never heard that term in my 32 years of life outside of some retard pushing it here, and I've got a lot of life experience.
Ashley (not Leyley) will love her inbred kids.
>>551144496>You will miss out on all the best endings.SnS is already out thoughbeit.
>>551155858I will admit, these are good activity ideas too
>>551157569Tar soul
>>551157382vt's Ashleys are so plump and leggy.
>>551157382What do these runes say?Also the new captcha with the squares is completely bodying me. Does anyone know the secret?
>>551160370>Yes yes>Big brother... dad will be back soon so quiet downSomething like that, I don't speak french.
>>551145587>>551145797No, Seder! (We need a Jewlia edit to go with Jewdrew and Jewshley)
>>551161224>We need a Jewlia edit to go with Jewdrew and JewshleyWhat about the Asian edit?
>>551161224Filling Julia up with lots and lots of tasty sufganiyot!
>>551151689>>551155858>>551153823wwyd?
>>551161963Kick the shit out of him and steal his remaining nuggets
>>551161963Kneel to help him up and offer to buy him a new meal, which smoothly transforms this situation into a date. I sit at the booth across from him, reach out across the table to hold his hand, and immediately spill my spaghetti two minutes into the conversation as soon as we have to move beyond small talk. This is a burger place, not an Italian restaurant. He comes out of it feeling like less of a complete loser in comparison. I sign up for assisted suicide.
>>551161963I want to be Þiú's friend. He deserves better than bullies and homo groomers.
>>551157382Should probably stop at one.
>>551161224Julia is already Jewish
>>551163803>the kitty cat sleepingIt's nemmies!
>>551151689God I want a femanon to put me in a maid dress and peg me
ג'וליה מאחלת לכם חג מולד שמח
>>551113265>it should be natural and intuitiveDoesn't sound like it. From the way people are describing it men and women aren't really compatible sexually, if you have to be a dick gymnast to get a woman off it's not intuitive at all. I mean it's hard enough to talk to a woman and get rejected over and over again, now imagine finally scoring only to be rejected because you're not a dick gymnast. It's fucking gay, jumping through all these hoops to please a woman it's gay. Nick Fuentes was right.
>>551166143It's really not that bad
Is the great Divilethion delphic?
>>551160370>Also the new captcha with the squares is completely bodying me. Does anyone know the secret?Read the description before each mini puzzle, sometimes there is a different one from "find the image that is not like the others".
>People getting filtered by the capcha. I mean I think the capchas are annoying, don't get me wrong, but no wonder why Nemlei had to add more hints to the game's puzzles.
People who braved 3A's puzzles are more than capable of doing these captchas.
>>551167380The "Great" Divilethion tried to get one half of a delphic couple to murder the other, so he's enemy #1 of the delphstate.
>>551168696Caveat: the brothers weren't actually in a relationship during the game, but the choking scene that was the prototype for TCOAAL's sister-choking scene tells you everything about the authorial intent.
>>551151689>>551155858Goddammit, I wasn't planning on jerking off this early in the day, but now I have to.
>>551168696This. Only Lord Unknown is delphic.
>>551157230My girlfriend sometimes uses this term to refer to herself and I still don't know what it means, considering she fares better than me at pretending to be a functional member of society at least like being able to hold a job for longer.
>>551169203She's with you, that's what makes her a girlfailure. No, I'm not just being mean. That's the truth.
>>551156615You are making this up, everyone knows girls don't play FPS games.(In case you aren't making it up, get her to play Entropy Zero 2, it has become an essential part of my regular ritual of replaying all HL games. And Portal too of course if you haven't already.)
>>551157569>domestic abuse is a good endingYou are not just a Tar soul, you are a Tar skin.
Okay what's a good Christmas OP image?
>>551170102You know the one from the artist who I believe did picrel (please tell me their name btw) but one where they are entangled in Christmas lights?
>>551131252Gender dichotomy forces females and males to disagree naturally, especially during these times when every male is right wing and every female is left wing. Also women's opinions don't matter since a lot of them follow whatever's popular anyway. An ideal sibling relationship (delphic or not) includes fighting and bantering over everything as siblings do while still deeply caring about each other.
>>551139890Imagine. I don't even realize it anymore, the radar just goes off and it becomes common knowledge.
>>551168426I couldn't get Leyley out of the swamp in the flashback for like 20 minutes and had to look up a guide to see what I was missing…
>>551149515>rather watch tv, drink lots of alcohool, smoke dozen of cigarettes and murder peopleHoly shit our heroes are based??
>>551170326Come on Anons find something good, I don't wanna reuse the Ashley padoru
>>551171229How about the Christmas tree from the aggie?
>>551153594Who?>>551157569>looking for reasons to kill-selfNevermind actually, do kill yourself.
>>551171295That still counts as reposting I feel
>>551171229It is fucking good, I'm just kicking myself for not having it saved on the device I am currently forced to use.
>>551164030>Blue cat as family pet to bootOn top of picrel, Nemlei, please grant us this absolute kino. Amen.
>>551170326>>551171356The artist is tigreoceraptor, quick find the Christmas picture!
>>551171327I don't think we've used this before, it's from 2023. Very rare, get it for a good price while supplies last.
>>551169203It's just a term modern young women use to justify their ugly, overweight, unkempt, neet status, usually done along with blaming men (or capitalism or some shit) for everything.Not saying your girlfriend (sister) is that, but she's effected by that foid culture.
>>551171574Moar, moar Christmas themed images!
>>551171574Everytime I think I have every Coffin fanfart out there, Nemlei (pbuh) shows me new wonders from like January 2020 or something.
>>551171719Sir yes sir!
https://x.com/SinningMinning/status/2003148529125195963/photo/1
>>551171996sexley
This one would be a good choice if the Chinese artist didn't think Christmas was about personally telling HAPPY BIRTHDAY to Jesus.
>>551170102Pic related.
>>551171542I'm pretty sure I was thinking of another one but I only found this one in a few minutes. Also had to spend a lot if time trying to convert it to an uploadable format all while on the phone. Fuck webps man
>>551171782Another 2023: https://x.com/ZerolSugar/status/1739939591593795613Sorry, should have linked the rest>>551171574https://x.com/ALICE_Qearl/status/1734185127490793919>>551171838https://x.com/Gr4ve_Yarrd/status/2003255416697028849
>>551171996>>551172159>>551172208>>551172209These ones are the best. My pick is: >>551171996
Here's a Coffin fanart piece made in 1991.
>>551172159...It isn't? Then who are the presents for?
>>551172585You wish people a Merry Christmas! You don't shout happy birthday at the sky!
>>551172208This is probably the one you're thinking of, but this is just a copy; I don't have the original in full quality.
While you find a higher quality version I'll check the archives and see if we already posted that last Christmas/the Christmas before.
>>551172834Yes, this is the one. Thank you. Unfortunately I think OP tends to prefer more naughty/suggestive images over wholesome ones.
As it turns out, we have never used the Ashley padoru before. Now this becomes a compelling OP image: >>551079163
>>551172914>>551173026If you do decide to use it, this is the original from the source, in the best quality I can get without having an Instagram account (Facebook can suck my cock).
>>551173101Why not combine the Andrew and Ashley padoru in one image?
Alright I'm gonna bake with the Ashley padoru.>>551173303I'll do that
>>551173631>>551173631>>551173631>>551173631Old money, new thread
>>551173184It weights less than the previously posted one though. I'll save this one for now but I will have to try to find out if there is a definitive original best version somewhere at some point when I'm not on my phone. Maybe for OP's consideration for next thread, or next year.
>>551173860The definitive best version is on the artist's Instagram, which is where I got that one, but you need an account to get the highest quality file (even that is still compressed). The heavier, first one I posted is from Twitter, and is slightly taller than the original for some reason. I think the increase in file size is from someone editing it, or screenshotting it on their phone. Tigreoceraptor has a Twitter, but has not posted this piece there, and does not have any other accounts as far as I can find.
