>play chesslichess.org>join the /chess/ renaissance and prove your mettle in tournamentshttps://lichess.org/team/the-official-chess-renaissance-forum
Outed as a newfag edition
>>550415939My tiny brain is overworked by the captcha
>>550415741Anyone having a good chess day? I’ve been blundering a lot lately.
>>550416257I'm studying before I play again. Need a solid repertoire
Obvious samefag award>>550416257>>550416589
>>550416812Make your own thread for your schizo melties, we're not interested
All newfags use this post as a free "No Stupid Questions".
>>550415741>1 member now Kek, admit defeat Aerelant
>>550418476Yeah it's a bummer, everyone except retarded schizos like zoomma'am and seriousbitch support the mission, but nobody will join. Not much more I can do. I tried, but I'm moving on for now.Not like zoomma'ams team is any better, the participation in that shitfest is public. /chess/ may just be over. Too bad.
>>550418476You tried your best Aerelant. This place is a graveyard anyway. Literally just four of us here and two of them are me.
>>550418934Kek. The tournaments will go on as scheduled and hopefully more people join. If they don't, I'll let it die.
>>550418934That's not true there are probably more than 10 people who go on this general
>>550419116Nah that's cap for sure. Both teams prove that
>>550418476spoke too soon faggot
>>550419401>There are 3 people in the renaissance team and 7 in the official team. Plus what percentage of people who go here join the team? I for sure haven't.
>>550419587That's because Aerelant is cross-promoting right now. Those new members aren't from here, I'm 100% sure. And the members of the old team stopped coming.
>>550419741I think we've ought to define what we mean by "coming." Daily, couple of days a week, un-regularly yet aware of the place, just aware of the place?
>>550419913I would say it means playing in tournaments and posting in the general on a regular basis. By that standard it can't be more than 5 people.
>>550419741Yeah agree, they’re from /pol/ I think. I hope they actually play but niggas love to join and leave. We’ll seeIf anyone is intending to join and play and hasn’t joined the team, know that visibly joining helps it to grow. Would appreciate not waiting until the day of
>>550419741I'm in the team but I don't log into that account too often.The teams don't prove anything, playing in tournaments is a level of dedication way higher than just lurking and occasional posting in /chess/
>>550420391I meant the combination of both. As in, whether they play the tournaments or only post in the general regularly, it's no more than 5 people. If you expand to people like Karla that drop in during big events, it would be more than ten, but not much more.Only 5 regulars, is what I'm saying.
>>550421037only 5 of us? cant we all just get along
>>550421130*blocks you*
>>550421130I don't think the people who play chess are the problem. There are just a handful of people obsessed with destroying the general for some reason. I doubt they actually play..
>>550421382people just need to let go of their grudges
>>550421563I don't think it's grudges. I think it's parasocial mental illness manifesting
>>550421794Part of it is grudges, I have no idea what I did to zoombam but the guy hates me. I've messaged him trying to have a conversation but he just ignores me.
>>549731621kek>>550420018Really? I mean I would say I come here yet I don't fall under that definition because tourney. I counted and I have 20 posts in >>550140432 (that i missed half of); that is 2.65% of total posts17 posts in >>549724531 (that i missed half of); that is 2.03% of total posts45 posts in >>549379308 (none of which i missed to my knowledge); that is 5.95% of total posts
>>550423131Sorry, by "missed" i refer to not being able to post. Thought that might be important to clarify.
https://lichess.org/lbf7rOZQ5 minute anyone can join
>>550427878>anyone can joinI knew it was rex before I clicked it. Have fun you too
>>550428415its the guy who abort games, just have to wait two hours for him to go to sleep
I'm reading Reassess Your Chess now because of that anon who drew an FM with its teachings
>>550428532https://lichess.org/5CQcQiOEanyone can join
>>550428829thats too bad another abort oh well thought this place was healing
>>550429262https://lichess.org/4bRDrqBA
>>550430357https://lichess.org/iA3RWBNolast one
Hmmm... looked pretty good at the start. I will beat you one of these times, rex, but here's your due for now.
gg we'll play again soonid post more challenges but i dont want to spam, just wanted to get a few games insomeone else can post a challenge if they want to keep going
>>550433160https://lichess.org/L6flKG04
>>550428702Based
>>550433893nice pic like these old ones
>>550433893Kinda funny that Tal looks like how he played
https://lichess.org/KdTQYZwl5 minute anyone can join
>>550435067
>>550435476https://lichess.org/pPR6BNOf
https://lichess.org/GwdliFGYanyone can join
>>550440234https://lichess.org/2vptXpu2anyone can join
>>550433160>i dont want to spam>spams
>>550441256Crazy how dead /chess/ is on tg and vg without the bots posting all night
>>550443850That’s true, no one was posting so I thought I could get away with it.
>>550443930it’s creepy how any time the necrobumper isn’t saying up late to samefag the general just fucking dies.
i'm waiting for a real thread rather than one by this faggot trying to shill his team
philisophical question: would you rather have 1 win + 1 loss or 2 draws in a tournament?
>>550450756win and loss. i hate draws especially in tournaments. i would like them if I were in the lead at the time trying to coast to the last round but i am never in that position.
>>550445109As opposed to you never putting a team in the OP?
now I'm convinced this general is just one nigga samefagging. so much new team promotion for what? 3 members? one of which is you? useless retard.
Keep grinding champ.
>>550451269it's all me
>>550451269The team was posted in the OP and briefly discussed as an abortive attempt with only a couple members from /pol/. There is no "so much new team promotion", just you crying
>>550451442>>550451310>>550451282>>550451269>>550451110>>550450984>>550450756samefag
>>550450756If I won the 2nd game, then I'd rather have the 1 win and 1 loss because the high from the win would make me pumped for game 3.If I lost the 2nd game, I'd rather have the 2 draws because the depression from the loss would make me discouraged for game 3.
>>550451282>Aerelant thinks he's the strongest in the general nowif Chest or Karla tryharded they'd mog you ez. they were your rating years agohe's probably just rusty
>>550452120Who are you quoting retard? I wouldn’t even say I’m stronger than catmixer.I just think it’s funny that the guy has such a massive ego and wanted to have this big comeback and he’s just shit now kekMuh >SeriousBitch, muh >K*rlaTime to move on.
I downloaded OBS and recorded my games tonight. Not V.O. but full-fledged, with face and all. Went extremely well, was a funny video. But I decided not to post it, not because I’m scared of a dox, but because I had an epiphany that the general is dead and full of weird ass haters anyway. Not worth it.
>>550452760k
>>550452760Are you an ugly incel tho. Might have been cringe
If there is one upside to this latest schizo spam is that it's incentive to join our christmas tournaments to make him seethe3+2 arena on the 23rd 17utc:https://lichess.org/tournament/67xyCUmF1+1 arena on the 24th at 17utchttps://lichess.org/tournament/sSHXRxO4Join now!>>550415741>join our team and tournamentshttps://lichess.org/team/vietnamese-basket-weaving-forumPrevious>>550140432
>>550453027Nah it was chill, good vibes. I thought about posting videos anyway unconnected to this shithole, but nobody cares when GMs are streaming 24/7. The only reason to post them would be part of a community, which is why it’s funny that SeriousBitch’s approach is to block people here. >>550453294Damn maybe you’ll get more than two participants this time. Idgaf, the only reason I made a team was because you fucking suck at it. Looks like it’s probably dead either way.You all have done a fucking number on this general. Keep up the good work
>>550453401Also>schizo spamis literally all you do and empty buzzword when directed at me, dumbfuck.
Anyone got that botez leak handy?
>>550453498What sucks about the old team in your opinion? I missed the schism
>>550453789files catbox moe qv9lyf.mp4files catbox moe 1gjh7c.mov
>>550451442The reason no one wants to join your retarded team is because you sound like a deranged lunatic off his meds.
>>550453834zoombam is a control freak schizo who set the blitz tournament for Christmas like a retard. Obviously I called him out and he launched into a melty accusing me of being “pbt”, an accusation he usually spends half the thread making against people. Eventually enough people agreed with me that he conceded and moved it to the 23rd. So I went to join the team and see that it needs an application to be approved by zoombam. Cue fucking eyeroll. Of course he would deny it because I’m “pbt”. So I said fuck this retard and made a new team, without a schizo, with better tournaments and better time controls.
>>550454126just don't engage with that retard he will get tired of samefagging if no one feeds him and move to his next schizo pursuit
>>550454126Nice cope but I only went mask off after the war started. When I first made the team I was extending olive branches.
>>550454293You really gotta find a different way to insult me than pure projection
Really makes me ponder how many accounts of “catmixer” and “pbt” this retard has denied entry to the team, and whether that has anything to do with the team and general being dead?Huh.
>>550454293You're right anon, my bad. I'll probably just refrain from posting here until that happens. I'd rather not interact with actual mentally ill people.
>>550454663>Y-you're mentally ill!!!See >>550454392There is nothing mentally ill about creating a team. There is in everything you do though, which is why it was necessary. Keep talking around me blowing you out and responding to yourself instead though if it makes you feel better.
>>550454637
If the team does not accept catmixer and pbt then it will not survive. We must open our borders.
A team doesn’t need “borders”. What are you scared of? More players?
lichess recap is out
>>550457248big dick energy
Do other vg generals get some many obsessive nutjobs or is it unique to /chess/?Seems like we get a new schizo making the thread unreadable every other week>>550457248based and best by test pilled
>>550454162I feel disgusted with myself for originally defending you back when you were first accused of cheating, catmixer. You're just a nasty person. Both zoombam and Chest are better than you will ever be at chess and as humans. Your team will never take off because you're clearly insane and no one wants anything to do with you.
-ATTENTION-As a celebration of Christmas, there will be 2 chess tournaments (both unrated)Tuesday, 23rd of December we have "Christmas Blitz Arena", an UNRATED blitz tournament (3+2).https://lichess.org/tournament/67xyCUmFPlayers of all skill levels are welcome. Come play fun, fast chess with us without the worry of losing rating pointsWednesday, 24th of December we have "Christmas bullet Arena", an UNRATED bullet tournament (1+1).https://lichess.org/tournament/sSHXRxO4Players of all skill levels are welcome. Come play interesting chess with us and celebrate Christmas along with anonymous racist internet friends!
>>550457956Every single board has at least one shizo. Sometimes is the janny, sometimes is just a lunatic disconnected from reality. That's what you get with minimal moderation and anonymity
>>550457248
>>550457956>Do other vg generals get some many obsessive nutjobs or is it unique to /chess/?some are worse kek
Rough order of events, for those new to what's happening:>catmixer gets accused of toggling Stockfish by multiple people>whenever catmixer joined a team tournament, other players would leave>catmixer gets banned from the team in order to prevent team tournaments from dying>he has numerous meltdowns about it and focuses his anger towards SeriousChest (for some reason he thinks Chest had a hand in all of this)>he accuses Chest of cheating and claims that Chest closed his account because he got banned for cheating>Chest makes a deal with catmixer that if he proves he wasn't banned by reopening his account, catmixer must leave /chess/ for good. Catmixer agreed and Chest proved he didn't cheat.>catmixer "leaves">seeing as he wouldn't be able to appear as catmixer anymore, he creates a flurry of new accounts (chexually, fogfrogfong, ChessStressy) in order to bypass the ban but in his eternal stupidity he gave himself away by playing certain rare lines such as the Keres variation of the Sicilian on those accounts>his accounts get banned, he whines about it ITG and he quietens down for a whileNow fast forward a few months to where we are now, December 2025:>with the prospect of being left out of the team's tradition of playing together before Christmas and the sudden reappearance of SeriousChest, catmixer has an almighty meltdown>he drops all pretenses and straight up appears as catmixer (thereby showing that he lied about leaving) and claims that the deal that he made was for /tg/chess and not /vg/chess>continues to harass Chest>makes more fake accounts (surprise, surprise) in the name of reximtac, kotnotbot, Aerelant and tries to split the team by making another teamThe many heads of the hydra:canadacat = catmixer = chexually = fogfrogfong = ChessyStressy = reximtac = kotnotbot = Aerelant
>>550461279>Aerelantnotable that pbt calls himself aerdna or similar names elsewherecohencidence? you be the judge
/chess/ - 2 schizos posting about namefags generals
>>550461279Thanks for filling me in anon. This catmixer / aerelant / all the other alts mentioned nigga sounds like a massive faggot. I'll just join the weavers or whatever it's called team instead. That is the official one right?
Chess is dead.Chess needs gacha mechanics and cute anime girls to be revived.The potential is unlimited and nobody is tapping into this lucrative market.
>>550461279I'm 90% sure it isn't catmixer, superficially they do a lot of the same things(spam,avatar/samefagging,hate chest etc) but the vibes couldn't be more different with catmixer there is always some trolly playfulness to it you can tell it's mostly shitposting, aerelant posts ooze so much psychotic rage and paranoia that it feels like he just escaped from a padded roomAs I typed I realized I made basically the same exact statement when a new tg team was created and there was spam on both boards, some of it was playful some of it was made by an furious lunatic, which at the time I assumed to be the tg janny but could well be this guyWorth noting that that team was made by this account https://www.chess.com/member/billyguinn and not long ago someone claiming to be the owner of this account kept getting into arguments and doing the same "everyone who disagrees with me is one anon samefagging" routineTo be fair I went into the archive and the guy had a different writing style and schizo as he was he seemed much less unhinged so I'm not so sure about this but it's a possibility
>>550466673chess is more popular than ever
Did the new captcha system fuckup 4chanx for anyone else or is it just for me? It enters into a loop and can't post until I disable it
>>550468050It's the same guy with different "personalities". That's been his MO from the start. He would do the same when accused of cheating in the past and he does it the same now. His Catmixer personality is also made up, just like all the others he employs when he's talking to himself, trying to make it appear like there are more than 1 person taking his side. That's why there were people here who believed the other schizo personalities itg is also him, taking on different personas (larpov, karla). Although I'm not sure about him being other namefags, the "people" now making a fuss are definitely him
>>550468702Idk been posting on raw 4chan for 18y
>>550469608Yeah, I can't do it anymore without the filters. Boards like /gif/ or /pol/ are unusable without them
In the spirit of transparency, I'm posting my response to Catmixer via lichess. The same 3 rules apply to everybody, not just him3 points you need to follow to be allowed on the team:1. Account older than 2 weeks2. Account that's not name related to catmixer3. Account that doesn't antagonize needlessly or cheat in the team's tournaments. That is it. Don't do any of those things and you get in.
>>550469608Damn unc
>>550470016instructions unclear. got my dick stuck in a mixer.
>>550470312lol
>>550470016Why did you remove me then? I wanted to pay in the Christmas tournaments..
>>550470910Which one are you?
>>550471068Meme team
>>550470016a jihad on catmixer
>>550471142Oh yeah, totally not a catmixer alt btw. Totally a different person, for sure
just started doing puzzles on lichess and i got a rating of 1776 from 102 puzzlesis that good?
>>550470161And phoneposting for 16y
>>550454637I can answer that, it's not a secret. Here you go
>>550471930lol, based zoombam keeping out the schizo filth
>>550471357nigga that guy made some of the better posts in recent memory including his otb recapsyour paranoia is ruining the team
>>550472306all invented, he's never played otb in his life
>>550472306Link the posts, I might reverse it if true
>>550471930imagine spending this much time trying over and over to join a team which doesnt want you there
>>550471357Memeteam seems like a good poster he even made that nice tournament recap, he played catmixer a bunch of times too yes it could be explained with bots or having him a friend use one of the accunts but at some point you could argue even you and chest are catmixer putting on a puttet show>>550471930I checked the not-obviously-catmixer accounts and some fit all your criteria and are too weak(no offence it applies to me too lol) to be catmixer, what's wrong with BeggingForSoMuchMore,Autumgroyper and FreikorpsJunger?Ok maybe the were 2 weeks old when they applied idk but they sure are nowMarkula1 doesn't have the "too weak to be catmixer" argument but he still fits all the criteria are we never gonna let another strong player in?I have nothing against you all my interaction with you have been pleasant and I remember you took time to play me in a long game and gave me tips when I needed OTB practice which I'm greatful for,so believe me I'm not trying to antagonize or insult you but I honestly feel you are getting carried away
>>550471930dont listen to him youre doing goodfull sapport sarr
>>550472852https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/548618025/#q549302823
>>550473817>catm*xer is a brainless entity who can do nothing to mask his identity
>>550473991how can you read that retarded story and not tell its cheatmixer lel
>>550474149some of you niggas are too far gone
>>550473817>I checked the not-obviously-catmixer accounts and some fit all your criteria and are too weak(no offence it applies to me too lol) to be catmixerThey were less than 2 weeks old when they joined, that's why they were declined. I'm not gonna go back and add everyone after the 2 weeks pass, once you're kicked out, you remain kicked out. Also most of them hadn't played a single game since they tried to join>>550473991Alright, I'll reverse it.
>>550474527some of you niggas are too gullible
>>550471930Megatom and Bestchesskids were banned by lichess for violating the TOS.That means the only ones that are maybe not Catmixer are: memeteam, harblinger, freikorpsjunger, markula1, autumngroyper, beggingforsomuchmore.Out of these 6 people, two haven't played a single live game since they tried to join or ever: AutumnGroyper, Markula1I reinstated freikorpsjunger, beggingforsomuchmore and memeteam, in the spirit of Christmas.Also out of 18 banned accounts, 11 are either Catmixer or pretending to be catmixer.
>>550474546>>550475808Ok fair enough
Maybe you could put that accounts need to be 2 weeks old in the team description just to be clear
>>550475808>>550476789>be c*tmixer>wait 2 weeks>join team>???>profit
>>550476789It's in the intro
>>550476846This shit was told to him last year. Just make a new account, stop the fagotry and no one will know it's you. He obviously couldn't do it
>>550452361There's that saying, form is temporary, but class is permanentsc could play a few games a day for a week or two and be back close to 2300 at least
>>550468050>I’m 90% sure the guy who’s played multiple games against catmixer including time scrambles isn’t catmixer, which there has never been a reason to believe anyway, because he doesn’t seem like him hahaYou are an actual, literal retard just so you know.>>550461372…. , Yep, and I’m still “pbt” as well, obviously. Of course.Just unbelievable the double digit IGs in this general. I know most of it is zoombam replying to himself, but Jesus Christ. Just 2 people this retarded would be amazing
>>550471171A catwa, even
the catmixer is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a cheater, spammer, samefagger, faggot, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. but call him PBT and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”
>>550461279…….. Beyond parody. What the fuck. Then this dude wants to log on and post something like this >>550459584This is the entire reason I tried to create a new team. Not because I’m le catmixer, which I’m fucking not. Not because I’m PBT, fucking retard. But because you are an unironic mentally ill idiot, and should be banned from the general, let alone allowed to run the team.
Wow guys you really are crazy and schizo and bullying poor catmixer for no reason, I'm just a casual browser of this site unrelated to the current situation but I can clearly see its not catmixer. We should all join his team instead of the one catmixer is banned from! And maybe go to /sp/ too!
i can't sleep, anyone want some friendly casual 10+5 games with a noob?https://lichess.org/YX48Ztce
>>550458238You should disgusted with yourself for being a literal fucking retard. I’m not a “nasty person”, I am someone defending himself from completely baseless schizo accusations. You don’t get to strike out and then play victim.Every time I play catmixer we joke in chat about how I’m playing myself again, then I come here and see a retard like you having an unironic melt down about me being him, with no basis for the belief whatsoever. It’s just surreal the level of mental illness and mental retardation.
>>550479641It's unbelievable, but it happened
>>550468050By the way, fucking dipshit>superficially they do a lot of the same things(spam,avatar/samefagging,hate chest etc>hate chestHe blocked ME. HE… blocked ME. How are you fucking real?
I just can't believe we had an anin draw an FM in a chess game yesterday and instead of discussing something like that, the thread is just permanently filled with schizos discussing how crazy they are...
>>550480073I can confirm it did not, retard. But post another 1000 word purely schizo rant, it’s truly peak /chess/
>>550479839Indeed. Making alt accounts for trolling is simply outside the realm of believability. As a casual browser, the idea that someone here remembers thread events from more than a month ago strongly suggests schizophrenia
>>550480247Entire reason the new team was created and an attempt is being made to take /chess/ in a new direction.
uhoh cheatmixer meltie
>>550480253yeah, desu I don't think you (Aerelant) are catmixerWhether you're pbt or not, I'm not sure, but you do at least share Nerla's vicious streakcatmixer is more chill, at least
>>550479858 (me)not cool man, you played 2 moves and made me wait 10 minutes for nothingcasual 10+5 rapid with a noobhttps://lichess.org/HjOnyGEh
>>550480426I'm just chilling. Open thread, see my name mentioned 100s of times. Keep it up I love it.
>>550480625catmixer is very chill, he’s a great guy. Meanwhile SeriousChest blocks people for daring to speak to him without being spoken to, and zoombam is a literal schizophrenic. I can see why catmixer, like me, was actually villainized around here. It always confused me. Now I see>Whether you're pbt or not, I'm not sureThat’s a personal problem, there’s 0 reason to suspect it. Not every poster has to be one of your two boogeymen
>>550480803FUCK YOU CATMIXER I HATE YOU SO MUCH I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT YOU
>>550481003The Phoenix will conquer the Hydra, be sure of that
>>550479257>I know most of it is zoombam replying to himself, but Jesus Christ.Here is a video of me scrolling through the last thread and showing which are my posts and which are people replying to me. The only one talking to himself is youinb4 it's not realhttps://files.catbox.moe/a618sz.mp4
whats going on on tg anyway? did the one guy completely abandon it? thats too bad
>>550481293no one cares bro could you stop being obsessed its not healthy
>>550481476Oh yeah, I'm the one obsessed, not the guy that made (at least) 11 alt accounts to try to play in a team that doesn't even like him
>>550481293>The only one talking to himself is youI’m calling myself a schizo retard?
>>550481298yeah hes here shitting up this thread instead now and trying to sabotage the team
>>550481293>what is expecto elephantus
>>550480253That all did happen though
I have gone into the archives after going through still-up threads and amasssed 28 various chess memes and reaction images over 30+ish minutes. For some reason 2021 was a really horny time for /tg/ chess generals.
>>550481003this SeriousChest guy sounds like a real jerk!
>>550480146>>550481003People who don't belong in a padded room don't think blocking a stranger on lichess is a heinous crime and declaration of war the way you act is the definition of unhinged> I know most of it is zoombam replying to himself>. Not every poster has to be one of your two boogeymenThe irony is completely lost on you isn't it?See what I meant with "psychotic rage and paranoia"?I don't think you are any previous namefag because you are angrier and more insane than anyone before, congrats
>>550481579how is wanting to play on the team the same as obsessively hating someone so much that you ban people that have a 1 percent chance of being me?Why do you hate me so much zoombam, it's literally a grudge from two years ago, sorry i used to overshare? like what is your actual problem its a bit worrying.
>>550481680No one buys this because zoombam isn't an insane psychopath who repeatedly attempted to sabotage the team and general
>>550416257>anyone having a good day?Everyday. Back to #1 in the world at 2608 in variant. Won last like 300-350 games in a row. Accept variants into your heart and learn to win on demand.
>im not catmixer you schizo btw zoombam why do you hate me (catmixer) so much
>>550482084are you a doofus i literally said its me
>>550481864People who don't belong in a padded room don't block people for the crime of messaging them. And yes, most of the thread is zoombam replying to himself. No, that is not an "irony" that I think that, I know it's him, because he is literal a schizophrenic with multiple boogeyman obsessions, whereas I am not, and have none.You're trying really hard to make me seem like the unreasonable schizo here, but it's just not playing. You've been doing this from the begining.>Y-you're PBT! You're catmixer!>Me: Alright fuck this retard, I'm starting a new team>S-SCHIZO! SCHIZO SPAM! SCHIZO! NICE TRY SCHIZO CATMIXER! NICE TRY PBT!>??You should probably think about the fact that your main way of insulting people is accusing them of being just like you.
>>5504507562 draws is better. It means you can just blame it on chess having a bad set of rules unlike all variants which instantly remove the drawing problem from the game. If you lose a game then you have to blame your bad play instead. Also, two draws likely means you haven't revealed all your best prep tricks, so maybe you can actually sneak into your ultra-prep-line to win game 3. But if you used your ultra-prep-line to win game 1, now everyone playing you can know your secret sauce before playing you. Then your nerves are ruined by losing game 2 and your opponents are extra-motivated seeing you can lose games.
>>550482405>And yes, most of the thread is zoombam replying to himself
Everyone in this thread is gay except me
>>550415741why can't pawns promote to "reverse pawns"? it makes no logical sense
Instead of making 200 posts about some namefag you could’ve watched and posted about the global chess league
>>550482405>You're trying really hard to make me seem Like the unreasonable schizoBelieve me you need absolutely no help with that lol
>>550482834a reversed pawn would have to be flipped upside down, but their tops are round so they'd roll away.
>>550482862im boycotting jeets, come back theres a tournament in a human country
>>550482405>People who don't belong in a padded room don't block people for the crime of messaging them.that's just a weird thing to believe. Someone might not want you to bother them on lichess with challenges/chat, so they block you. It takes five seconds and it means almost nothing.You think you're some kind of big deal who anyone who browses /chess/ has to pay deference to?
i think zoombam crying and obsessing over me is way more annoying than i ever was
>>550482892Bro really thought he cooked here
>>550481915response?
>>550482963>Someone might not want you to bother them on lichess with challenges/chat, so they block youThat's a cool hypothetical, and for sure if we imagine scenarios where the blocking is justified, he seems less like a douchebag. But we don't need to do that, because we know he blocked me simply for messaging him, and nothing more. Take the L retard
>>550482405>People who don't belong in a padded room don't block people for the crime of messaging them.Funny thing, but I(zoombam) blocked neither reximtac nor Aerius lol
>>550483183Yeah that surprised me and I respect it
>>550483280Then who exactly blocked you and why are you having a melty?
>>550483126It's obvious from your posts in this thread that he was wise to block you, why would anyone want you messaging them?
>>550483183i mean, ignoring a good faith attempt to build a bridge and move on from 2 year old drama is practically the same thing as blockingwhats the worst thing that would happen if you let me cat back on the team?
>>550483520>whats the worst thing that would happen if you let me cat back on the team?Basically what is happening within this thread. You're disruptive, you're unhinged and people don't like you. You had a full year to make an alt account and act like a normal person. You failed, clearly
>>550483443Your retardation is mindboggling. So he saw into the future that I would lash out at him for blocking me for no reason, and that was his justification for blocking me? Now I see.You're trying way too hard to justify the fact that he's simply a faggot douchebag with a superiority complex.
im gonna start making alt accounts to block catmixer accounts
>>550483696But he didn't block you tho?
>>550483636Yeah and you still somehow unironically believe I'm fucking catmixer, don't know why I even bother responding to you.>>550483775Brother can you shut the fuck up, if you don't know what's going on find the previous thread
>>550483636im not disruptive, the person going nuts over me just wanting to play chess is the one causing all the drama
>>550483832>if you don't know what's going on find the previous threadYou mean the one where you accused zoombam of talking to himself and turns out he barely posted at all?>>550481293
>>550483858>the person going nuts over me just wanting to play chess is the one causing all the dramaSo you're not reximtac? Who are you then?
>>550483696idk what you sent him, he could probably sniff out your mental illness with high elo pattern recognition. Or just didn't want to talk on lichess
chess?
>>550483946No retard. Imagine having 0 clue what's going on and asking about it, and at the same time trying to tell me what's what.
anyone else up for a 10+5 rapid with a noob
>>550484171But he didn't even block him. It's all in his mind
>>550484112im the guy who just wants to play chesszoombam is the guy that wants to stop people from playing chess against mewho is the worse person?
>>550484171Yeah it's actually really based and discerning of him to block people for the crime of messaging him, that's our SeriousChad!Doing way too much idiot. Being incapable of taking little L's is how you take an L in totality long term. Just no intellectual integrity at all
>>550484362you
>>550484362Definitely you
>>550484279We're discussing this.From which desu, you can tell instantly that this guy is just trying to cause trouble. Blocking looks like the most sane option
>>550484395nah its zoombam, the guy needs to forgive me for whatever i did to him, his melty over me is killing the general
>>550484172Fits disturbingly well, I’ve always said she has the face of a gay man.
>>550473793That's the part I don't get. I can only assume he enjoys the notoriety.
>>550484172That's so disturbing. This guy would be like an FM at least, too
>>550484172Looks like elliot rogers
>>550484507Looks like a definite c******r alt to me, would block 10/10 times
>>550484694Because you're a literal retard.
>>550484648Narcissists thrive on negative attention just as well as on positive
>>550484686No, it doesn’t besides the same estrogen level, I respect your input though.
better /chess/ pest: catmixer or dormin?
>>550484507The only “trouble” it’s trying to cause is to create a new team and a better general for exactly the reasons mentioned in the message. This is only “trouble” to you, the same guy who couldn’t even handle me saying the original team’s blitz tournament shouldn’t be on Christmas day without sperging out about me being “pbt”. Yes, it may be trouble for you. That’s true.
>>550484648
>>550484172>>550484686it looks like nicocado before he bloatmaxed
>>550484957Implying it's not the same guy
>>550484648why wouldnt i post here? its 4chan bro its not some sacred club. i have just as much right as you or anyone else to be herewhy dont you tell zoombam to leave? im willing to have a conversation with him and move on from the pastagain whats the worse thing that would happen if you let me on the team, you might have to play me in the tournaments?
>>550484957Dormin aka sleepy ghost is a better person than he who must not be named. The only crime dormir committed was caring a bit too much.
>>550474149That guy is from Texas.It's easy to find the tournament he was in at the USCF site, especially since he gave plenty of clues.
>>550484959You're on a stimulant, aren't you.Do something more useful with this manic energy, you aren't going to convince /chess/ anons to be your friend or declare you king or w/e you're going forI'm not the guy you messaged about the blitz tourney btw
>>550483696You were being a cringe faggot avatarfagging as the joker and other capeshit characters, insutling people and samefagging for hours before chest blocked youJust because you got 10 times more unhinged after doesn't mean you weren't already obnoxious before, you just lack the selfawareness to realize it like most insane people try scrolling upwards >>550392528 look at all the shit you posted before that and be honest with yourself if you canI don't even know why I'm treating you like a sane function human being who can be reasoned with despite you constantly proving you are none of those things
>>550485260find me the wizard
>>550485278meant from here >>550390963
>>550485235Is zoombam the baddie?
>>550485265>*hits me*>*I hit back*>WHOA, you’re on drugs huh? Yeah maybe you could care a little less, ever think of that? HehKill yourself>>550485278>You were being a cringe faggot avatarfagging as the joker and other capeshit characters, insutling peopleHarmless memeing, not surprising you’re an autistic retard who can’t into irony>and samefaggingNever happened schizo>Just because you got 10 times more unhinged after Read: justifiably angry>look at all the shit you posted beforeI’m responding to literal essays about how I’m catmixer, but I’m the unhinged person posting too much.>I don't even know why I'm treating you like a sane function human being who can be reasoned with despite you constantly proving you are none of those thingsYeah I already dropped that line, you’ve evolved from projection to plagiarism.It’s crazy that you not only think we could be equals, but that you’re actually superior to me and countenancing a “retard”, when you are legitimately a double digit IQ, literal actual retard who is beyond parody and beyond belief
>>550485235>>550485730kys faggot
>>550485981even though beary and zoombam irrationally hate me i still dont wish harm on them
basically i'm just not gonna unban him (catmixer)I know... UGH I know... I'm sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!It's just that I'm not gonna unban him is allHAHAHAHAHAHA
Hi guys, first time in this thread. Wow, a lot to unpack. After reading through everything it’s clear to me that aerosol and catmixer are two different people, catmixer is being unfairly maligned and persecuted, and you are all making a mountain out of a molehill. Now how about we all join airsoft’s new team and put all this nonsense behind us?
550485931Okay, I think that's enough. No more (you)s
>>550486450Well said.
>>550486450It’s Aerelant.
>>550486459Same just gonna use this post to let him know that it's not just that I'm superior to him, we can't eve be considered the same fucking species ;)The theory that he's zonked out on stimulant seems plausible but then some people are just naturally that insane and retarded so who knows
another 10+5 game with a noob?https://lichess.org/SmodW08z
>>550486906I would like to say you did pretty well in the last one. Your mistakes weren't too bad (i mean when you still had time) so if you practice I have no doubt you could become pretty good.
>>550487379i like bens lessons, he handles those annoying kids pretty well too
“SicklePickleTreacle” dares to be in my thread and not join the /chess/ renaissance team?Care to explain yourself friend?
>>550487848dont stress him or zoombam will ban him like he did to memeteam just in case its me... i think its clear who the baddie is
>>550487848>>550488071a third personality? a bit greedy dont you think?
>>550487848>>550488071>>550488464>Children, children please. Do not argue between yourselves, hate your own brothers under Caissa. If only for me, find togetherness and love.
I miss Danya..
29. ...d4 was the killer, cat
>>550489067I was still playing a game against sicklepickle in the background, surprised zoom even accepted, respect to him for that at least
>>550489067Somehow the engine only has it equal though, nvm
>>550488868>strike me down, and I shall become more powerful than you can imaginedarth kramnik doesn't know what's coming
>>550489291Kek based
>>550489480Good practice for the much anticipated Catmixer Christmas Simul
>>550487848bro i just found out about chess 2~3 months ago, i played mainly against lv 3 botsi play like shit
Do you think that GothamJew's content is engineered to activate the neurons of Indians to such a high degree that no one will ever surpass him as the most subscribed chess content creator? I kinda hope anyone else would take his top spot but I have no idea what type of content could realistically have a chance of being more popular to the general audience.
>>550489752just ignore people like that. all they care about is ruining the general. just play chess and talk to the people who also want to talk about chess
>>550489752lel I was just yanking your chain, but all elos are welcome in the team jsyk
>>550490110maybe when i get slightly better and have actual wins against real people instead of a 0-4 record
>>550490229lol. What piqued your interest in chess out of curiosity? Anything in particular?
>>550490014this. just play chess and talk about chess
>>550490014this. I bet this anon has the biggest and most massive dong. which I would suck
>>550490374stressed out from coding and paradoxslop feels like shit nowadaystherefore i decided to stress myself out with chessactually did several days of chess as an extracurricular activity when i was in primary school before i decided to bail, was simply too boring to remember all the shit and i didn't understand the notation
>>550489752>>550490229while lichess is the better site one nice thing about chesscom is that it asks you your level when you sign up if you pick beginner or whatever the lowest option is called you can get matched with people of similar skill right away, I get it can be more stressfull but playing humans will teach you way more than playing bots
>>550490008>I have no idea what type of content could realistically have a chance of being more popular to the general audience.Nemo barefoot chess streams
>>550491179post chessfeet?
>>550491000took me a long time to grasp the notation, there was a minigame on the play magnus app that helped me a lot, it would show you a blank board with a highlighted square and youd have to quickly name the square
one last chess game for mehttps://lichess.org/iaBFT8R5
>>550491439I think Lichess has a trainer for that as well, but notation is extremely irrelevant unless you are reading books or going to tournaments and don't want to sound like a retard when discussing the games.I'm 1900 chesscum and have a terrible grasp on coordinates still.
>>550491656it helps a bit when watching commentary or listening to top players, most of the time i cant keep up anyway but for shorter variations i can kinda follow, definitely better than before i grinded that minigameyoure right though, it doesnt actually directly tie into rating
>>550491656Karla always said it was the foundation of improvement and I trust her more than you. Period.
>>550492092almost went a full hour without bringing up namefags
>>550481864this is all nothing compared to the guy that was seething about some leaf being the samefag final boss of the threadthat nigga was SEETHINGit's either that or when that 1300 couldn't stop doubling down on cheating paranoia and spiraling out of control when he was hanging pieces left and right
Blind Chess Puzzle (you are white):>black pawn on h7, g6, f7>black king on g8>black rook on f8>white queen on h2>white rook on a1>white bishop on e5>white king on a7White to play mate in 3.(I can solve it because I made it in my head, not actually sure of the difficulty though I think it isn't too hard if you know coordinates and have decent visualization.)
>>550493145Can I still attempt it even if I'm not white?
>>550493364I made it and I'm not white so probably.
>>550493754As-salamu alaykum
>>550493145took me like a minute to visualize everything at once but 1 second to solve it from there
>>550494380You inspired me to try it, saw the pattern before even finishing the set up, just had to make sure white king wasn’t in the way
>>550481791Find any good gooning material?
>>550491629 (me)i fucked up and mistook it for the line where i can immediately play Nf6don't think i've actually played against this exact move order, not even against the bot
>>550493018You didn't play badly after than one move blunder but yeah until you learn to avoid that nothing else matters don't distract yourself with lines and theory I forgot to mention but if you really don't want to play rated games yet at least play against this https://lichess.org/@/maia1 instead of stockfish, it's trained on human games of a certain rating so it's much more like the real thing
>>550494884>>550495754
>>550495754That’s a cool bot. Good post.
>>550495754thanksi'll try it tomorrow, hopefully i don't get another headache during a chess game
>>550494809these are the threads and posts I was talking about mostly. Not to derail or anythinghttps://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/78837309/#q78840988https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/78927221/#q78939401https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/78943497/#q78944087https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/79004719/#q79005742
>>550493145basic enough that to visualize it is to solve it, but what is the white king doing on a7 anyway?
>>550497787I assumed he put it there to make it clear it wasn't in the way of the combination, but ya would have made more sense to put it on g2 or something
Yes, I'm something of a based chess player. If only there was an opening like this for white that ensured absolutely no slurping that'd be great.
>>550497787>>550498013I didn't really want to have to think about it but I realized I have to place a king somewhere. I didn't want it to get in the way of anything but yeah g2 probably would have worked.
>>550498740If it had been me, I wouldn't have put the king anywhere.
The chess renaissance has concluded. Done with this shit general and you schizos and douchebags. Wish catmixer well.
>>550499029Hmm. Okay this one is a little harder:Blind Chess Puzzle (you are playing white):>black king on e8>black queen on e6>black pawn on f7>black bishop on f8>black knight on d7>white queen on b3>white rook on d1>white bishop on g5Mate in 2.
>>550500446But without you here how am I gonna know how my ass tastes? :-(
>>550500446Thank You Bye!
Look at /chess/ expecting people to talk about Anand beating Gukesh, Firouja or Bibisara>300 schizo posts about namefags I don’t know or care aboutOk
>>550500484I don't even need to visualize to know this is the opera mate
>>550499029I would have put the king on an impossible square like f5 to see if yall are paying attention
>>550491656https://lichess.org/training/coordinate
>>550501895we just had the World Cup and the 960 final, no one cares about some jeet meme tourney
>>550504436this
>>550503686Got a 27, probably could get a bit better but I’m really slow
>>550482405>>550481864>>550480146>>550479641>>550473817>>550468050Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha….paging every single zoomer here who loves to say things like >YOU ARE THE PBT >NOBODY HAS EVER BEEN CAUGHT CHEATING HERR>SERIOUSCHEST IS A 2600 GOD HE IS SO GOOD >THANK GOD WE SWITCHED BOARDS MULTIPLE TIMES >WOW THINGS SEEM TO BE GOING SWIMMINGLY How are you holdin’ up? Has the thought “maybe accusing everyone of being PBT wasn’t the way to go” occurred yet? I just want to know if any of you actually think things are going well because Jesus Christ almighty hahahahahaha
>>550505415Bumped it up to a 31 now my head hurts
>>55050368621 with black and 30s, find square.31 with white and 30s, find square
>>550506831Again:26 with black and 30s, find square.29 with white and 30s, find square.
>>550507265nice, i should try on my phone im a bit faster on there
New chess.com feature!! When you click on your opponents profile it wont tell you how many games they've played! We did it cheatbros
>>550510546>that name field
>>550500446lmao
>>550510909Was testing if pbt would ban me from tg a while ago
>>550511131did you make this version? its pretty cool
Alright let's push our pawn midge, break on the beef, double up on the deef
>>550511131Not a fan of all this schizo shit but that's kino.I'm a sucker for these /his/ pics.
>>550511501same here, its supposed to be against me but i actually like it
>>550511501Didn't you see the OP post too though?
>>550511813i dont actually look that closely at that stuff, OP post could be anything and it doesnt change much, dont even understand the hate behind having a pastebin in the OP, who really cares
>>550485265I think Karla's fucking with the thread again. You can easily tell because this Aerelant person has the same psycho energy as her.
I'm going to become a chess nigger historian and write about that big head nigger and GM canty, think perpetual chess will have me on?
>>550513172post some posts for comparison, tired of all this "just trust me bro" energy
>>550513281Looking forward to seeing you on the C squared podcast. Was the Tate dad really that good? He never became GM but people have spoken very highly of him
>>550511785> its supposed to be against menot really I just thought vercingetorix was too cool for that schizo faggot so I made him you and made aerelant the kneeling little bitch which was more fitting
>>550513573well thank you i like when people make original content like the gas station "there could be cheaters" one, still one of my favs
>>550513281Claim Sultan Khan was actually African for bonus anger points.
>>550513774why make original content when you can just reuse shit from 4 years ago and noone will notice because they're all newfags?
>>550513560Chapter 2. Tates dad. Historically speaking, he was a nigger. In the history of nigger chess there seldom comes a nigger that moves his nigger pieces like this nigger. Keep in mind, although he was a coon, this nigger lived a life, according to historical records so entirely in accordance with being a porch monkey that chess naturally fit into his nigger life
>>550513172You can easily tell, same way he was catmixer and pbt andI'm going to kill myself
>>550513281>>550514007
>>550513560It seems like he liked to spin tall tales about himself and act mysterious
>>550514461thats fun>>550514210i saw andrew tate play chess against pierse morgan he was so good, hes my chess hero, my chero
>>550513172He played nothing like her, and she was never that much of a freak. She had BPD melties but was never genuinely nasty. That dude's threat to doxx Chest's dad was way beneath most people. Also, if she wanted to create a new team, she could easily. She and Chest are probably the only two people in the general with the clout to do so.
>>550514870why do you think it was the same person that threatened to doxx chest? thats just a meme around here anyway
>>550515010I mean in the last thread. I'm pretty sure Aerelant said he would doxx Chest's dad in retribution for blocking him
>>550504436no one cares about namefag reddit team drama either
>>550515150That was iffy uhMixer got the doxxy uhChesty gon be shakin uh
>>550515150That post could have been anyone. Anyway the guy was just meme-ing the whole time. It was fun for day.
>>550514870>Also, if she wanted to create a new team, she could easily. She and Chest are probably the only two people in the general with the clout to do so.nah, zoombam doesn't lose
>>550516156nta but it couldn't, it was openly him seething about being blocked, I don't think he was memeing either he seemed actually insane
>>550513920"Ather Sultan, his eldest son, recalled that he would not coach his children at chess, telling them that they should do something more useful with their lives"Truly wise.
>>550514007>Not 0-0 0-0-0
>>550516996the seething was just playing along, his whole character was just for the lulz
>>550517409>I went to far so now I need to play it off, hahaha guys hahaha
>>550520274you kidding me? it was obviously just a memer
>>550517409it was pretty faggy whatever it was
>>550520614nah it was funny, nice change of pace
>>550415741Only 1500+ elo can solve this puzzle
I’m hovering around 1750 and I don’t know any theory I exclusively play stafford gambit, alien gambit, and fried liver, and rely on early traps or finding mid game tactics am I based?
