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my gift to courtney brosElliot is a bitch
Robert owes Courtney sex and love.
For 15 years, I wanted to fuck a woman, but I compromised, I jacked off inside my mech suit
>>550422091Sounds like…LOADS of fun
>>550421767Damn, it's cool
>>550422091
>>550422091I wanted to get sushi with P-Man, I compromised. I ate homemade grilled cheese with Courtney instead.
They're just so natural together bros
I must be loyle to my dispatcher
Tell me about it.
>>550422536Robert will remain a man of his word by having Courtney jack him off at work.
>>550422047I know it will be bad for awhile, but with enough autism, I will get good at drawing, and I will draw Courtney in wedding dresses and children
Robert WILL NEVER have intercourse at work, with anyone
>>550421918>slashes shroud's throat>stands up and strikes a pose and says her catch phase>walks awaywhat the fuck was her problem
>>550421918both variants together
look bobert i maed shroud ded so can i be ur girlfwend now
>>550423186This is the same girl that quotes Pee Wee fucking herman. She's the biggest nerd of the game.
>>550423305too much blood
>>550423694That bitch was a gusher, can’t you read?
>>550423780idgaf, there's too much blood and it doesn't look nice, it only serves to make your psychotic BPD whore waifu more psychotic
>>550423186She was trying to impress Bobert.
>even Pmans feeling itDamn brehs they're smoking nuclear level shit
>>550423305The duality of cortney
>>550423906I fucking LOVE my psychotic BPD whore waifu!
>>550423475visi..please tell me thats jelly on your knife
>>550422776>boss is doing this on the party>office full of dirty rumors the next day
>>550424473She was making jelly donuts
>>550422776
>>550423197They only got caught because Galen got tired of hearing them fuck every day and finally reported them to HR. https://files.catbox.moe/wplrvw.jpg
>>550423063Based
>>550424520>hey did you hear the new hire landed with the hottest chick this side of the US and the poster child for SDN?You make it sound like this is a bad thing
>>550425124Blazer is not that hot, she's not top 3 in LA for sure
>>550425236gay ass nigga
>>550424759Glad Robert never gave that rat a fist bump
>>550424340>>550423906looks pretty accurate to me
>>550425124Nah, they would be like>did you hear about Blazer? Yeah, that poster girl, she broke up with P-man and immediately jumped on a dick of some newbie>what a slut, does not hide anything >the guy doesn't know, in what a trap he got
>>550424340Robert...
Invisimech <3333
>>550426553>t. Courtney talking to herself while they make love in her office
>>550423063i may draw her in a wedding dress, any suggestions for poses?
>>550424759
>>550427892Yes!
>>550428174Put Chase instead of her farher
>>550426553why the fuck is yoda gossiping about office romance?
>>550428174Dancing with Robert at their weddingFeeding Robert cakeKissing Robert at the altar
>>550426553yeah, people would totally be more concerned with Blazer being a huge megaslut and not being insanely jealous of God's Most Average White Man getting famous superpowered muscle-mommy pussy every night
>>550428623feeding robert cake sound really good
>>550428174Maybe her tossing a bouquet of flowers?
where my antiheroes at?>but you see if you kill a killer then the amount of murderers in the world stays the sa-guess you shouldn't stop while you're behind then
>>550428623>>550428748Flambae...
>>550429218At first I was unsure but once the moment happened I had no hesitation.
I love my cute wabi-sabi gap moe gamer shitposter cinephile clingy jealous stalker red flag corny virgin laser-riding-badass brown tomboy gf with ADHD, asthma, smoking addiction, insecurities, a foul mouth and a below average IQ.
>>550429740Based.Nobody shoots my brown tomboy wife
>>550429740I was doubly glad I did it after reading the final comic in the gallery. Dad was an antihero himself and 100% would have wanted it, then there's shroud lying about how it happened the whole time because he's such a weak fucking sister
>>550429740he's got a bit of that telltale facial expression lmao
>>550429218>I'm going to kill Shroud>[Spare Shroud]>[Breed Courtney]We must be better Mecha Men.
>>550430928>telltale facial expressionWhich one? Been a while since I played a telltale game.
>>550431192Think hes talking about that face that every telltale character makes when they see something that shocks them or if they're in a scuffle or something
So who would be the better cook? The most straightforward answer would probably be Mandy but something tells me she would be too busy being a superhero to learn how to cook and actually be awful at it while Courtney's got the ethnic powerup
>>550431491Oh, that one. lol.
>>550431583>So who would be the better cook?Flambae, no contest.
>Batman S1 and S2 animated by Igloowould this have been GOAT material?
>>550432219Possibly.
>>550431583both of them would be awful at cooking>blazer gets takeout noodles, BLTs and other fast food, doesn't have the time as you noted>invisigal has a sweet tooth and lifts donuts from a corner store instead of putting in the effort to get all the ingredients to cook a meal and doesn't really have a home anywayI could see galen being a stealth chef maybe>>550431987>low int and burns everything to a crisp constantly because he has no patiencemalevola or prism are the only z-teamers I see caring about what they eat, much less excelling at making food; prism for a diva gourmand angle (she would lavish in any opportunity to be a snob about her tastes even if the cooking was shit) and malevola making occult brews and dishes
>>550432219Having Igloo animate telltale Selina would have saved telltale as a company
>>550433135imagine that scene where bruce stays over after the lady arkham fight...
>>550432810>low int and burns everything to a crisp constantly because he has no patienceYou clearly didn't take him out on the right jobs. He can flambé Bananas Foster. Cooking is one of his favorite hobbies.>prism for a diva gourmand angle (she would lavish in any opportunity to be a snob about her tastes even if the cooking was shit)I can definitely see that. I'd imagine she'd have Flambae as her personal chef so she wouldn't have to pay for a caterer.
>>550433362If current day Laura had worked on Batman back in the day she would have demanded Selina get her tits out
>>550433135God imagine if they just redid the telltale games with Igloo
>>550433895wouldn't work with twd or got
>>550433708https://youtu.be/DA_HlxMXKQ0?si=onCirVXUsFsx7j9D&t=892
I want to BREED InvisiShroud
>>550436361unless your name is Robert Robertson the III she's going to slice your neck open
Why did Visi copy this?
>>550437124she's an immature and emotionally stunted individual who does not value professionalism or workplace ettiquette
Reminder
>Mandys grilled cheese vs Courtneys Grilled cheese
>>550426553The insecurity is off the charts
>>550425236She's the tightest ass in LA county.
>>550440330Courtney would just give you a plate of expired cheese and bread
>>550440747She would throw the (stolen) gas station grilled cheese sandwich at his face, and then mock him when he says this isn't what he asked for
>>550436361That is really gay of you.
>>550441227>can't spell false flag>"my boogyman is living in my walls"It sure is ridiculous, isn't it?
>>550440184>mcguffin medallion (that brought a dying 80 year old out of a coma) and years of experience fighting actual villains > the ability to not be seen for 30 second intervals and years of sneaking into movie theatersbig shockervisi being underleveled and robert personally raising her stats by sending her on jobs is kind of the point of mentoring her
>>550421918>slashes shroud's throat>stands up and strikes a pose and says her catch phase>walks awayphenomenal
>>550440184Ayep. And seeing this almost always makes someone perturbed. IDK why. Blazer having the best stats in the game makes them hate her even more, for some reason.
Ah, then you shouldn't be struggling to keep your mouth shut so much.
>>550431583Mandy grew up in a loving household. Her mother taught her to bake and prep, and her father taught her to cook and grill. She was really busy pulling double duty as a hero and a branch manager, sure. But now that she has time to be herself, you'd better believe she's gonna be cooking meals for Robert. She's a gym girl, you know. She eats good.
>>550442550i mean he's not wrong
repoasting kino I saw on /v/ a few days ago, a version without subtitles would be cool if that guy is lurking here (nice work bro)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XENrTACyxqk
Holy shit invisible simps are utterly embarrassing. They leap at the opportunity to reveal they are a retarded and fragile child
>seeing this almost always makes someone perturbed. IDK why.>Blazer having the best stats in the game makes them hate her even more, for some reason.Anon really thought he could win by....proving me correct.
>>550444007so what exactly was your point in posting it then?
>walk outside to grab my mail to see if mu autism bucks are here yet>slip on some iceFucking invisisimps
>>550444007
>>550443854I can post it again with no subtitles, yeah! i'll have to do it tomorrow though.
>>550444070I didn't post the image. Why does Blazers high stats make you angry?>>550444129Kekkk. Maybe you can enlighten the rest of the thread where this anger comes from.
>>550440184You've caused a lot of suffering with this one, king.
>>550444312is the point of that image not to stoke flames? by comparing the two? how exactly do you want visi posters to respond to the image. tell me.
>>550444423how will he jerk himself off if he doesn't have any of his own posts to reply to.
>>550444423I still didn't post that image you're getting madder and madder about. The fact that you can get physically angry when you see Blonde Blazers stats should really embarrass you. Maybe do some reflection on why it upset you so much and then come back later.
>>550428398he doesnt have a lot going on these days
>guy shows up>says something positive about Blazer>Visikeks spend the next six hours seething about the emotional damage they just received>rinse>repeat>also Robert/Flambae gay sex sprinkled in throughoutClockwork
i submitted my art to adhoc. if I win a courtney plushy or something I will let you guys know
Why does her existence cause so much seething?
>>550444893what seething man. you have been going at this for two months straight now. what will you do if you kill these threads?
>>550444964That was my first post in this thread
>>550444893They hate her because she's great. If she wasn't great, there wouldn't be hate.
>>550444847Good luck anon!>>550444964I dont know if that's the jeets goal, but im almost positive its the other guys goal, the retard who forgot to change his name and got exposed as a falseflagging shitstirrer.
>>550444847I hope you win something anon! This one might be my favorite Visi OC yet. You did good
There is no jeet pal, I'm a White guy. The endless straw grasping by Visi fags to paint their scary boogyman as a third worlder only makes you seem more and more desperate the more you spam it. You're not correct. Tripling down on imaginary accusations and never, ever taking them back hurts your side tremendously.
>>550445060He had the nerve to ask you "what seething."The boy ain't right.
>>550444423To be honest, him posting stats as rage bait isn’t worth getting upset over. Hell, we’ve made it a meme to lovingly call Visi an actual retard
see you fine folks in a few hour
I am interrupting the visi-bb shitflinging to bring up prism>temporarily? you blind foreva bitchmalevola can pound sulfur, give me a prism route in s02
>>550445535We love Prism here. Prism respects Miss Blazer. She also vehemently stands against Invisigal and wants her cut. Prism is OUR BITCH.
>>550445348Do you think we're not all painfully aware that you're a racist from oklahoma?
>>550445535It’s really funny how hard everyone changed their tune on Prism. The /v/ threads went from calling her every slur in episode 3 to unironically singing along to Hoes Depressed by episode 5
>>550445594>ms blazer>mr dispatcherId bet good money you only like her because she speaks like a buckbroken slave
>>550445734stop stirring shit and let people discuss stuff, you're so fucking obnoxious holy shit
Should I play this game?
>>550445635Ah yes, I am. So is that why you get so angry when I post Blazer then? Because I'm a racist White male? Keep going, kid. I'd like you to expand on your views a little further so everyone can see who you really are>>550445734>you only like her because she's a competent and likable person! She shows respect to true heroes like Trackstar, Mecha Man and Blonde Blazer, and that's BAD because you're RACIST!!!You have to be 18+ to post here.
>>550445897Yes! It's very fucking good
>>550445897Yes, buy it today. It's worth every penny. You won't stop smiling for 8 hours straight. This preem capeshit will make you feel again, guaranteed.
>>550445897Yes, but avoid these threads. They are awful and certain people will probably spoil it.
dumb fujos
>>550445903This is youhttps://x.com/foreverakata/status/2000268922671755775?s=46
The fact that Invisigal fans claim "posting stats" constitutes "rage bait", just because those stats favor Blazer, is really illuminating. I can GUARANTEE that they do not see their hypocrisy.If this is your actual opinion then you should not bring up player choice stats ever again.
>Dispatch is pretty woke too, visually for sure. Lots of interracial love and diverse representation, but the white man's pure raw talent and writing saves it. You just have to learn to filter certain bits, just how they make blacks and indians characters have any moral ground, or some jamaican dude being a tech-engineer mechanic scientist, you know that's not realistic to real life but many people get tricked into it and you end up humanizing people that want you raped and killed. We love Chase, we love Royd, but they don't exist.
>>550446156>I hate the White man, I love the JewsVery bold Invisible simp. Here in Oklahoma we have open carry, you know. And we're all proud gun owners. A fat faggot kike assaults me in public because of my opinion, and I could just shoot him.The fact that you're here in Dispatch general, posting clips from Twitter, revealing your violent fantasies about your boogyman...it should really give you pause. Where's the self reflection? Or are you so angry about Blazers stats that you just can't control your emotions? How would you feel if you didn't eat breakfast this morning
>>550428107dumb fujo
>>550430562dumb fujo
>>550431475dumb fujo
>>550435135dumb fujo
>>550428107Based fujo
>>550438386>>550440250>>550441025dumb fujo
>>550446250I love Mandy being a bit unhinged underneath her surface. She is just like Robert after all. She's obviously seen some shit and isn't afraid of killing either. Like Yukiko from Persona 4. She's the type to laugh at a LiveLeak video of a Chinese factory worker getting flattened and then quickly apologize and say she didn't mean it. She's a doll, a face for her company, so everyone thinks of her as being so put together, proper, intimidatingly sophisticated. But inside she's just desperate for her man to dick her down and give her some freedom from work. Typical modern trad wife. She's endlessly dorky and supportive. Loves cringe toilet humor although she pretends not to, quickly apologizes for it. I bet she snorts when she laughs really hard and then gets red in the face about it.
>>550436361>*doing a shitty raspy Shroud impression*: you will cum in 17.36 seconds, Robert.
>>550447490followed by a embarrassed laugh and a deep kiss
>>550447312>She's the type to laugh at a LiveLeak video of a Chinese factory worker getting flattenedwtf is wrong with you? She is not a sociopath
>>550447691It's a meme
Reminder, Blazer joked about the Skittles gang getting raped in prison
Mandy definitely watches true crime slop
>>550448145me too...
>>550448192We know, Courtneythey watch it together
>>550448261polyamory is disgusting btw
>>550448145canonically she watches million dollar island so yeah she probably likes watching trashy reality tv too
>>550447691>She is not a sociopathnot to mention she is incredibly racist and doesnt even consider half her coworkers/subordinates people>>550447950whitest woman ever written>>550448326because mff polyamory irl doesnt exist
>>550448406What are they dueting?
>>550448685Invisible hands wrote this post
>>550448330She's the best
>>550448748>>550448685you are falseflagging, don't think i can't see what's happening
>>550448326Based.
>>550448736I like to imagine it as any one of these songs.https://youtu.be/kkgGabrxIf0?si=jquatuAQv5AmVTSWhttps://youtu.be/a01QQZyl-_I?si=9JJC2NKxkvpK2aFuhttps://youtu.be/C-u5WLJ9Yk4?si=GHS8QU3v5TxAFUHF
>>550448939>"nooo you can't call out the Blazer shitposter for being an Invisifag, it's really YOU that's shitposting Blazer!"Seethe-posting again I see
>>550442240>>550441227Get fucked, shitposter.
>>550449961>I'm going to print this out and use it to wipe my ass the next time I take a shit.
>>550449961i never wronged her
Has the fan base seen the light and are coming to terms with the fact Blazers is the better pick?
>>550449961I dont need to fill it out because she did nothing wrong
>>550449961Invisigal is a woman approaching her 30s that still acts like a bratty teenager
>>550450279where can i find one irl haha just curious
>>550448406>>550449489>>550450247dumb fujo
>>550450279Shes perfect
>most Visi fan art just puts Blazers personality on her What did they mean by this
>>550450061still seething over that? jej
>>550450607that's not even remotely true
>>550450660Someone said something like this yesterday about most women choosing Invisigal, that it was demonstrably false. It was easily proven to be true in about 10 minutes. I wonder if there's any way to prove or falsify this statement with some quick research.
>>550450279>>550450318>where can i find one irl haha just curiouseverywhere. every other bitch is like that just 10 times worse and with none of the pros
>>550422776>Robert smiles more around Blazer
>>550450797that was you, starting shit in the thread because you have nothing else better going on in life
>>550450865You think you’re cool calling women bitches?
>>550450898>noooo it was secretly you that disagreed with yourself, not me! Please, nobody believe him that he proved me wrong! Please stop bullying me about all of my lies!
>>550450607>most Visi fan art just puts Blazers personality on herIs this your latest cope? Like the "bb is actually the tomboy" and "radio is ackshully about BB"
>>550451016There is no way Visi is going to be as domestic as Mandy is. There is fan art of Visi being a mom. Blazer is the one who wants a quiet life whereas Visi wants to be a legendary hero
Mandy is the real tomboy. Radio is actually from Roberts perspective, falling in love with Mandy. Most Visi fan art just puts Mandy's affectionate trad wife personality on her (because she's "fixed" now)
At least try to be a bit less transparent with your shitposting. 2/10 bait
>>550451141This is the problem with the “let me fix them girls”. You fall in love with a fantasy. The Blazer route is about accepting someone as they are. Blazer just wants to be Mandy and loves Robert for Robert, not his Mechaman persona.
>first thing Blazer does is save Robert, kick some ass, put Roberts shoulder back into place and gift him a new lease on life and purposeWhen she's around, it's already alright.>first thing Visi does is blow up Mecha Man and throw Roberts life into catastropheUm....human resources?
>>550451391I knew from the start what Robert needed
>>550451480without courtney, robert would have died in the suit without anyone caring
>>550451616Visi fucks his life up, Blazer patches his life upThat's the story
>>550450960yes. it's a shame there's none here, just smelly dysgenic fujoshis>>550451016>and "radio is ackshully about BB"the fact it isn't is what makes that scene all the more fun}you can see the exact frame visi's heart breaks into a hundred pieces
>>550450491>>550450791>>550451173dumb fujo
>>550451802
>>550450491>>550450791>>550451173Based fujo
>>550451836Blazer not tall enough
Robert is the one who hates parties. It's Roberts eyes that change when he meets Blazer.When she's around, he's already alright. Over and over again, from the moment that she appears on screen. Robert is safer and more comfortable. He's trusted, supported, appreciated, and ultimately, loved.
>>550452198you type like an obsessed person
I have an idea for a bonus scene >Robert works out in the gym at SDN>he sees a cute brunette girl>brunette girl is Mandy>this scene happens before Mandy shows Robert her true form>she gets nervous>Robert makes her feel at ease>they hit it off>Mandy feels confident >tells Robert she has to leave >Robert asks for her name, she says Mandy from accounting >Mandy then gets the confidence she needs to show Robert her true form >Robert latter asks Blazer where he can find Mandy from accounting Alternatively this scene could happen after the movie date with Visi so people can have a second chance to go for Blazer
>>550452231you type like an underage 'person'
>this entire threadNuke Oklahoma.
>>550452372i'm 22 lmao
Nuke Israel.
>>550452390Nuke the Philippines
>falls on hard times, starts avoiding people who support him for no good reasonFor better or worse, Robert is literally me.
Just don't touch LA and Thailand
>>550452540Nah. Nuke Pissrael twice.
>>550452327Cute, I would like to see that.Two issues though:It would make Robert look like a complete idiot for being unable to recognize Mandy as Blazer by voice alone....although Flambae is also retardedly oblivious about Mecha Man's identity, so whatever.Secondly - they would have to rework the dinner scene and reworking ANY scenes in this game is a royal pain in the ass.
Robert loves his family and I love them. Say something nice about Robert's canonical blue and yellow colored Twinkie family
Even though I am a Blazerglazer I unironically think a relationship with P-man or Flambae would be better than Visi lmao
>>550452327dogshit writing
>>550452675Yeah I can see your problem… maybe give more moments where Mandy slips through her Blazer persona more? I think adding more scenes where it clarifies that Mandy is longing to be free from her Blazer persona would do wonders
And you actually wonder why people hate you
>>550452936if they want to that, just animate the comic and put it into the game
>>550452775That's a pleasant surprise to see.
>>550452390>THESE threadsoption should be >>550452540 and >>550452602
>>550452775Not Flambae himself no. But a "flaming torch" villainess? Hot headed and brash, a former rival who often pulls the shortest straw, but still shows a lot of humanity and heart towards Robert? Flame Blazer, if you will? Female Vegeta? She would be pretty peak. Yep
>>550453062not everything has to be about or resemble your aryan waifu, have some creativity for once in your life
>>550453062Flambae was originally Blonde Blazer, just so you know.
>>550453162So make Flame Blazer Brown then if it's so important to you mutt, I don't give a fuck. The character I just described would be a better romance than Invisigal. That's the point. Please learn to read already
Mandy is unironically one of the best superhero ideas that has come out of western media in a long time. It’s nice to actually have a straight forward good superhero. They don’t do the thing where they try to write her as a man either. She is a great feminine depiction of a female super hero
>>550453236>>550453347losers
You guys know this is literally just ChatGPT you argue with, right?
>>550453223He was originally called "Blonde Blazer". That's all. The name was given to Mandy instead and it all works out. These characters are nothing alike
>>550453391I figured it was regurgitated reddit trash
>>550453347You know how to create a subversive maverick superhero these days?You make them fight for truth, justice, and the American way.
>>550453347Yes bro, I agree. She's an ultimately refreshing tall glass of radiant golden light. She is my new favorite superheroine and I can't wait to see what she does next.
>>550453449the BBjeet got caught reposting Reddit slop and he's acting like we haven't caught on already
>>550453387>>550453391>>550453449>guy shows up>says something positive about Blazer>Visikeks spend the next six hours seething about the emotional damage they just received>rinse>repeat>also Robert/Flambae gay sex sprinkled in throughout
>>550453450This honestly applies to the game itself. I'm glad that the game went "Venture bros." way of depicting superheroes in real life rather than just obsessively deconstructing shit.
>>550453615>no anon that was a falseflagEveryone is a falseflag. Every poll is botted, everyone who criticizes his retardation is a SEAmonkey
>>550448145women (and men) eat that up as an interesting escape from their otherwise mundane lives, I'm not sure blazer would by psyched by listening to hours of other dorky women talking about police failing to find murderous schizos for 30 years straight... in her precious little off time from actually saving peoplethe liveleak memeing is also a reach since she visibly gets the ick by robert killing shroud + not regretting it at all
>cries about the "BBjeet" every hour on the hour (I'm still White)>cries about Oklahoma every hour>cries whenever he's called SEAmonkey in response to his off topic shitpostingCry, cry, cry some more. It never makes a bit of difference.
Mandy thinks she wants to be a normie because she spends all her time being either a hero or the corporate face of SDN.I bet if she were to actually try a normie life she'd get bored of it in 2 weeks.What she really wants is someone to love.
>>550453450Yep, it's now considered controversial/subversive to just be good.
>>550454070She's definitely going to get the itch, and soon. Just like Robert did. She will enjoy her vacation time away from the cape and she deserves it, but she's putting that amulet back on by the end of S2 guaranteed.
Im also going to learn how to draw flambae in a tux for you Fujoanon. i assume you are the one who asked
>>550453615...dude, Invisifags are literally linking reddit threads glazing Invisigal
>>550454219basedddddddd
>>550454219I'm not the one who asked but I would love to see it.
>>550454269And they post Twitter links, fantasizing about assaulting their White male boogyman on behalf of Jews. Not a joke, bro. >>550446156 We've got some serious mental illness going on in here
>>550454307>>550454316I want to draw Courtney in a wedding dress, its only natural Flambae should be best man in a tux. It will probably be awhile before any of it is good, but the package is on its way now
>>550454594Thank you, anon.
The gay spam is ruining Flambae.They do this with every character. They put gayness as their single most important character trait to the detriment of everything else.You wanna know why Flambae worked as a character? Because being gay wasn't his entire persona.Artists really are the worst scum of any fanbase.
>>550454594I know we hate BBjeet, but can you draw Mandy in a business suit? I want to see the corporate side of Mandy
>now hes mad at the Fujoanon
>>550454923>You wanna know why Flambae worked as a character? Because being gay wasn't his entire persona.True. They just can't help themselves. They turn him and Robert into total faggot queens (just like they are) despite the fact that neither character acts anything like that and it's a straight game
>>550454923>Artists really are the worst scum of any fanbase.Every artist?
>>550454984My first instinct is to say no. But you asked nicely so I will consider it. It will most likely come after I get the basics down from practicing Courtneys if I do.No promises
>>550455068As if every artist embodies characters like Blazer and Invisigal just like how they are in the game, right?
>>550454984Why not ask for Brainbook?
>>550455314Brainbrook wouldnt get me to cheat on Courtney, but I do think shes easily the second most attractive character, and I thank you for reminding me of her existence.
>>550455205Most Blazer fan art I've ever seen has them in character. Most Visi art has her OOC and more like Mandy, what with the cocktail dresses, curvy figure and acting traditionally. All gay/fujo art is OOC.
>>550455424>All gay/fujo art is OOC.How convenient.
>>550455535Robert isn't gay. Flambae is likely bisexual/open to anything. You know that too, and you're fleeing from the truth and pretending Blazer acts out of character...in porn...by being sexy? Huh?You're getting desperate. Desperate to be validated in your faggotry. Why can't you just say "I don't care, still gonna post Flambert"? Much more healthy coping mechanism.
>>550455653>the jeet of all people talking about healthy coping mechanismsYou clown
>>550455741>endless concessionsI accept every single one of them
>>550455424They want Visi to be Blazer lmao
I swear, this whole thread is just 3 people arguing with one another.And I'm just here for more Mandy fanart.
>>550455812Visi is the one who wants Visi to be Blazer. So you can't hold it against them too badly. It's just weird that they don't admit it. It happens a lot, the denial of obvious truths.
>>550455812They've lathed onto the idea of Visi more than Visi herself.Her character arc was about believing she could be a hero. They've taken the mere existence of a character arc and used that to justify "fixing" her which means erasing her and inserting whatever they want.
>>550456069This is the problem with the Visi path. Because they “fix her” they think they can make her do a full personality transplant on her. Where with Mandy it’s pretty straight forward. Robert just accepts her as she is and she accepts Robert as he is
>>550456069Is it really a character arc? "Do the right thing"? Everyone else on Z-Team believed they could be a hero. They go and do it without any special mentorship. They didn't need a counter that tracks all of their brownie points to do the right thing at the end. They even go against Invisigal and want her off the team, and still want to do the right thing at the end no matter what. Heroes do what they do because it's the right thing to do. Visi learning to do that simple shit feels like a kindergarteners character arc.Feels like Mandy is the one who has the deeper, more subtle character arc in my book, since it deeply parallels with Robert. Just as Robert loses his suit at the beginning and fights to still be a hero and face for Z-Team, Mandy loses her power at the end, and becomes the head of Roberts team. It's like poetry, they both consistently rhyme with each other. They both go on this journey to get what they want from their self sacrificing profession, and they both achieve it together.
>>550455974That is hilarious when you come to think of it. Why not just accept the original and not the person trying to be a copy of it?
>>550455535>>550455653throwing a third party side punch in here: the dialogue in the multi-part flambe strip posted above is off for both characters, the scenario itself could work (in being a sexually charged rivalry like a flipped visi romance where robert pursues instead) but they would say something else, like flambe making a dig about robert being late charging his mecha-buttplug and robert proverbially breaking it off in his ass somehow and flambe fuming in responsefujos and fags can make all the art they want and it can be criticized, but it isn't shit on the sole basis that it doesn't make your dick hard
>>550456489That’s what makes the way how they handled Visi so infuriating. They wrote her as an emotionally damaged teenager. This would have been a fine character arc if she wasn’t in her 30s and she was a love interest. I’m so fucking sick of the babying that goes on for Visi. Every single one of the people on the Z team had a bad life but they do the right thing regardless. It feels like you have to walk Visi over the finish line yourself
>>550454316>>550456000>>550456242dumb fujo
>>550456746dumb fujo
>>550456816>like flambe making a dig about robert being late charging his mecha-buttplug and robert proverbially breaking it off in his ass somehow and flambe fuming in responseThat sounds too ridiculous though I get what you're saying, somewhat.
>>550456618To be devil's advocate here and argue in favor of Invisigal romance, the concept (and very true reality) of shaping your woman into the mold that you want her to be in, is a pretty good thing. It's okay for them to do it. It's not easy work to do, but it can be done. When you lead them with strength, they will follow. You CAN indeed fix her (only sometimes). Many of us inherently want to take those bad girls from the crowd of good girls and make them good ourselves. It's a nice fantasy and it can come true in very small cases. We don't want to cast them all out for their misfortunes or shortcomings. They all still deserve love, despite their rough edges, "wabi-sabi", because they are capable of being good in other ways, and they can be unforgettable partners until the day you day. That's the point of her storyline, really. She's the definition of the "alternative".This deeply resonates with a lot of people, because they themselves are alternative. They want to pick the girl out of the crowd who is looking down by herself, and put a smile on her face. Because she really deserves it. I get it, I really do.
>>550455075Yeah.t. an artist
>>550457057>responding to shitposters seriously Good luck
>>550456857>>550456937
>>550457149based
>>550455424>all the art that gets pumped out always makes Visi into a weird dumb child that bursts into tears if Robert looks at her Fucking sad. At least comicanon's felt in character.
>>550457057It sounds like you like the idea of Visi versus how she actually is
>>550457117Fandoms can be insufferable to no end but there is talent that can be found within them. To be fair, I don't tend to delve in most of their body of work if it doesn't particularly interest me. What problems have you had as an artist?
>>550457057>until the day you dieTypo fix and to amend, as BlazerGOD, I absolutely have full confidence that Courtney would indeed be in love with Robert forever.Whether they would stay together forever is another question entirely.
>>550457259I said I was playing devil's advocate, did I not?
>>550457384dumb fujo
>>550457492dumb fujo
>>550457384>>550457492>>550457620Based fujo
>>550457620dumb fujo
>>550456853I honestly think it's strongly possible we get villain Invisigal continued in the second season. But that it will still end up turning her good again by the end based on your choices, again. You want to romance the villain girl? Go right ahead, boys. This time she's going to be an open antagonist working against you. The amount of people who will still go for her and defend her endlessly and trust her scheming, through backstabbing and half truths, will shock even Niggerman himself. Despite him knowing full well what it is that he's doing.
>>550457384>>550457492>>550457620>>550457725This would never happen
>>550457846Well it happened.
>>550457434Fair enough, sorry tired
>Invisigal "I'm not like the other girls" when her type is dime a dozen>Blazer "I have body dysmorphia" when she is an international super model heroineWow, such a tough choice
>>550457846And?
Invisigal = BPD and ecstasy
>>550457771In hindsight it is hilarious that Visi fans were brutally slandering Blazer because that is something totally in character for Visi to do to get an edge. Once all the truth is revealed though they backtrack and say “oh look both the romance paths are equally valid tee hee”. They really do take on her snake like personality
>>550457846I agree. Only because Flambae's 1 INT would be too low for him to (hypothetically) realize Robert wanted him
>>550458058No it didn’t >>550458325It’s not canon
I just want more wholesome Mandy fanart
>>550455653>Flambae is likely bisexual/open to anythingDude, I don't like fag shit either, but even I can't pretend that Flambae wasn't made to be the gayest homo ever.
Fujos don’t even know what gay sex is
>>550455653Flambae is 100% homosexual. Not bi.
>>550447950Nah, she just wanted to say "dick" to move the conversation in certain direction. Drunk chicks, are simple
>>550458715It’s when butt slam against butt right?
>>550458058>>550457725>>550457620>>550457492>>550457384now see these are goodthe gays finally cooked
Anyone here left that is not a silly waifufag/fujo poster?
>>550459142I still lurk, but there's nothing to really talk about at this point.
>>550459130I wasnt aware Keijo!!!!!!!! was my favourite gay porno>>550459294then how come I keep finding new frames to post then?
I love Blonde Blazer because she's so loving, hopeful, caring, compassionate, dorky, adorable, generous, trustworthy, kind, radiant, gentle, powerful, courageous, lionhearted, exuberant, resplendent, romantic, classic and contemporary, old and new, soulful, charismatic, talented, intelligent, fierce, dangerous, loyal, determined, dashing, fit, beautiful, sexy, fabulous, sculpted, ravishing, gorgeous, nourished, thick, buxom, voluptuous, Venus-like, mesmerizing, and all around incredible!She can do it all, and Mecha Man can too!
>>550459142I only just finished the game and it seems I missed the boat on Serious Discussions
>>550459534Most of us still like to discuss the game and do discuss the plot daily. Fujo spammers notwithstanding
>>550452327Actually him meeting Mandy before Blazer revealed it would have been kind of neat but it would have been pretty obvious it was her seeing as they have the same voice and face.
>>550459957This was also an issue for Shroud.Literally every single person who played the game instantly knew the bartender was Matt Mercer and therefor Shroud.
>>550459534You should have been on v/ dispatch threads right before ep 7/8 released
>>550458538>It’s not canonNor is Invisigal being impregnated with 12 children.
>>550458715Gay sex smells so fucking thick. The morning after is just unreal.
>>550460454You know it firsthand? Isn't there prep that's done beforehand. Even if you're not engaging in penetration. I'm sure most guys would practice basic personal hygiene.
>>5504523271- BB would never be in her human form at the office, she is too self conscious about it. plus secret identities matter except when they dont apparently2- the setting makes it more than obvious you only like her for her body
>>550459136Never underestimate. There's good and bad artists of all types. You just got to look and curate accordingly.
>>550460108He wasn't the bartender though. He was the patron sitting there that hadn't appeared yet up to that point.
>>550460575this post is giving me the 'ick
I was around 30 years old>I loved Blazer so much, I had all the jewelry and SDN advertisements >i prayed to Blazer every night thankful for the job I have been given. “Blazer is love” I say “Blazer is life”>my dad who is dead calls me a faggot>I knew he was jealous of my devotion to Blazer>I called him Robert >he called me Robert and made me go to my chair >I am crying now, there is a hole in my ear>a blaze is moving towards me >I feel something touch my arm>it’s Blazer >I am so happy >she whispers “you like some kind of mime dj”>she grabs me with her powerful super hands and puts my arm back into socket >im ready >I open my mouth for Blazer >she pours 100% pure alcohol down my mouth >it hurts so much but I do it for Blazer >I can feel my mouth fill with pure alcohol>my eyes are beginning to water >Blazer let’s out a loud roar>I spit the alcohol into her mouth >my dad walks in >Blazer looks at me and says “I’m not done saving you yet”>she flew out window and left me spaghetti and meatballsBlazer is love, Blazer is life
>>550460575You don’t understand. Even clean men will produce much thicker musk than women.
>>550458715>gay sexIsn't that just anal?
>>550460721>booger noseIck
>>550460760There's more than just that. Some gay men don't engage in that at all and prefer oral, intercrural, or mutual masturbation.
>>550460575Yeah and it's not just gay guys either. Women who do anal have to prepare for it to prevent their guy getting shitdick.>t. guy with a foulmouted bandmate who regularly does anal with his gf
>>550460760Dick rubbing is hotter and less poopy so no
>>550460727>Shrek posting in 2025.
>>550460727I cry ever tiem
We're all insane, this is collective hysteria
>>550460874>intercruralI couldnt help but imagine how much a dick to the nuts would hurt>>550460994amazing innit
>>550460712You know what I meant.
>>550460729I'd figure as much, testosterone, adrenaline, body hair gathering more sweat.
>>550461131This was the thread that convinced me that the general is better off dead.
>>550459142Sorry anon, I woke up and have no clue what happened here
>>550461271I think they were better off dead 8 threads ago, but I've still kept checking in for some reason.
>>550459142I still talk about the game despite my image posting. I just happen to share what I like to see as well. That’s all.
>>550461682AdHoc is having some kind of fanart competition going on until January 7th. Makes me wonder if they’ll share any clues of new projects in the prizes they have? Doubtful but I’m still curious.
>>550450279Which is why she signed up for a program that would help her reform.
Reminder that Mandy WILL replace you you if she finds a better man so she she can "shake things up"
>>550460881Makes me wonder why women do it? Beyond so called Christians trying to “protect” their virginity. I mean when it comes to men, they have a prostate. I don’t see any pleasure women could get from that.
>>550462304That's enough cope, Katon-Ur.
>>550462304That's enough out of you, shitstirrer
>>550461236Imagine Flambae’s signature scent…
>>550462494All of the above combined with cheap cologne. Versace Eros Eau De Parfum. Accented with the smoky smell of his flames.
>>550462304Good thing Robert won’t neglect her Mandy side
>>550462349The anal rim has a ton of nerve endings, it feels totally different when you're turned on. Like electric
>>550462973Still is that enough stimulation compared to a man?
>>550462349
>>550460454>>550460575the ideal of anal sex disgusts me but i'd love to jerk off with and make out with a guy if he's cute enough, am i really gay?
>>550463258it at least makes you bi, anon.
>>550462304This, but unironically, she will turn into a nagging wife after a few months. "With P-man we did [x], but you can't, little Robbie!"
>Blazer reunites Robert with his last living relative, fully bridging the gap between them>She even cracks up when Robert calls Chase "Black Einstein"Blonde Blazer is made for Mecha Man.
>>550463258You don’t have to engage in anal, you know? There are gay and bi men that are strictly into nonpenetrative sex.
Relationship summits with mandy
>>550463460Invisible fags, come get your boy.
>guy shows up>says something positive about Blazer>Visikeks spend the next six hours seething about the emotional damage they just received>rinse>repeat>also Robert/Flambae gay sex sprinkled in throughout
>>550458702>>550458794If I remember correctly, he has a line about how he doesn't see gender, just people to fuck (up). You honestly can't convince me that Flambae has never touched pussy
>>550463460>>550463594maybe it was funny the first 10 times, but shitposting achieves nothing at this point, just let it go man.
>>550463510She did it because Chase used all his nepo energy in the company to hire Robert, she's pretty sceptical about this broke guy who allows himself too much
>>550463979She did it because she trusts Chase.
>>550463914According to the devs themselves. He’s 100% homosexual.
the only thing that can stop the schizo now is leaked erin yvette as visi
>>550464059Even gays have sex with women sometimes.
>>550464150Don’t mean they like it.
>>550463510>>550462830as a visi fan, i must admit that had blazer not pulled the shit she did at the end of episode 2, they'd have 100% ended up together
>>550464123Couldn’t you have at least edited the hair color accordingly?
Seriously speaking, is Mevevola's route even theoretically possible? Outside, some meme "they drank too much and woke up together in an infernal cauldron. " She's like glorified eyecandy
>>550464648I honestly see a Phenomaman or Flambae route being more plausible than Malevola.
>>550464123>bitchy Blonde White girl punches you at the office and is a spy and blew up your suit>Short hair Brown "HR Karen" who already has a boyfriendSuddenly, I think a lot of Invisigal fags wouldn't be so interested in her without the "Brown tomboy" imaginations.
>>550463524Must be nice to be able to cum from just oral
>>550464871Foreplay and a good giver can do wonders.
>>550464772shut up retard>>550464648i'd suggest something but the uncreative BB faglords here will complain because apparently their waifu doesn't have enough screentime already
I might actually have something for you guys in a few days, but it probably won't be a traditional comic. Just a small series of vignettes.
>>550465236basedddddddddddddddddd
>>550463510Coupe laughed at Robert’s joke too
>>550464150>>550464249Gay guy here. I’m full gay but the idea of procreation turns me on. Don’t know what to call that. Impregnation fetish I guess. It is primal to me, it just happens to be one sided in terms of attraction. If I had sex with a woman it would be based purely on the idea of getting her pregnant.
>>550465201You know it’s true. All Malevola had in terms of “chemistry” was her fondling Robert at the party.
>>550465385so with guys you looking for something more than just carnal desires?
>>550465385I can’t dictate your sexuality but are you sure you aren’t simply bisexual?
>>550465236whiskeychads... this is our moment
Visifags need to police their schizos. This is getting ridiculous.
>>550465569i think wanting to breed someone and being attracted to someone are two entire different processes and sexuality is only concerned with the attraction part
>>550464123Edgy Mandy lacks something in her design
>>550465820womb tattoo
>>550465820Give her brunette hair but keep the white streak.
>>550465569I have an appreciation for the primalness of how humans are conceived, I guess. It doesn’t go as hard when you’re fucking a guy. Even if you’re roleplaying. That’s just not how nature works. I don’t care if you are one of those “men can get pregnant the science says so” liberal lefty retards.
>>550465385humans are hardcoded to breed but your fucked up brain means only other men activate that instinct instead of womenthis is why gay men cope with STD fetishes like "pozzing" each other which is in concept surrogate impregnation and lesbians always find their way back to a dick and semen eventually
>>550466023BBjeet shut the fuck up and fuck off, you're a blight to this fanbase
>>550466023Get out of here with your pseudo science drivel.
>>550465820she needs a piercing somewhere
>>550465820Courtney Blazer needs to be blonde
>>550466023Women sexualize men and find them attractive. How is it much different than that? Sexuality is more than just "get pregnant". I do think you're on to something with pozzing degeneracy being some kind of impregnation kink cope though
>>550466023Yes. I agree. The whole pozzing thing is psychologically founded and I got banned once for pointing that out. I don’t actually like lgbt culture, even as a gay man. It is Molochian Sodomslop.
>>550466446>>550466572fuck right off
>>550466151It actually makes perfect sense. If xenomorphs were real you’d have gay men trying to turn facehuggers into butthuggers.
>>550466629I’m the bottom guy (don’t you dare) and I’m supporting you.
Yeah I think we can call it quits for now.
>>550466794no you're the BB guy falseflagging by replying to me multiple times
>>550466629>actual pozzing defenderYou're not real
Absolutely not.
you really have no business telling two consenting adults what not to do with their own bodies
It’s okay to be gay Just don’t be a fag
>>550466794I'm the original walter poster and I am also not the BB jeet or whatever (visi/waterboy/antihero), I have no issue with fag hijinks in spirit and just wanted to elaborate on the topic at hand. in retrospect I was too hostilevg should just have IDs and all the shit threads and shitposters would die overnight
>>550467092>It’s okay to be gaylets rejoice with the boys
Can we get back on topic or at least just post fanart?
>>550466023TRVTH SPIRIT BOMB
>>550467186That is LITERALLY what I am doing
>vg should just have IDs and all the shit threads and shitposters would die overnightPlsnodon’t shitposting is all i have
>>550467294Carry on.
>>550467447
>>550467250Very cute
>>550467547Keep ‘em coming.
>>550465913Tintend it a little purple because blond and white didn't fit that well
congratulations. might've been the worst thread so far
>>550467870Better. Now just give Visi a platinum blonde-do and it’s perfect.
I’m passing out
>>550422229I have to be that guy but it should be 派遣 instead of 急送
>>550465820A strict upgrade over Visi.
>>550468054Get some rest. Not like we’re going anywhere.
>>550468107i would have sex with this woman on the first date
>>550468054Thank you for your service fujo
how would courtney react if robert decides to break things off all of a sudden?
>>550467870>>550467995Enter
>that stuff robert said to shroud about being such a pussy he couldn't make his own decisions to do the right thing and relied on a computerWas that dialogue - and to some extent Shroud's powers - directly intended to lampshade or deconstruct players who google the outcomes they want in these sorts of games? I felt very seen, anyway. Maybe it was just a surface-level jab at AI and I'm projecting or overthinking it.
>>550468962It's definitely anti-transhumanist. Shroud is as conventionally transhumanist/cyberpunk as it gets. His name translates to covering up people's eyes with cloth/controlling their sight/mind. His entire motive is to become techno God because he's a beta. Every single Satanic death cultist ever, btw. The struggle between control and freedom is never ending and the Truth and the Light will always conquer the lies and the dark. I really like how the Golden Age heroes conquered the grimdark cyberpunk villains. It's a perfect juxtaposition for what Dispatch is all about.
>>550468657Mandy needs a nosestud
>>550468657Snake bite piercings, trust. She needs something edgier like that to fit the villain look
>>550467995
Coupe is such a dork it's actually adorable.
>>550469346This. Very profound, anon
>>550469863
>>550472804ruined
>>550473205Honestly it really is a fuck ugly piercing.
>>550440184damn blazer is so loose, i guess she worked really hard to get famous
>>550454923He is driving firebird gives me a giggle, because it's stupid and flexing simultaneously
i want to have creampie sex with mandy and cuddle afterward
>>550477848Yeah, that was the goal when she brought over the couch
Good riddance, let this shit dieIt was fun
>>550480797>he thinks captcha would stop us
>>550480797what the fuck is your problem dooming over this specific general? if you don't like it just ignore
>when BB pulls off the edgy delinquent look better than the edgy delinquent
>>550481986>no black rootsfake gyaru
>>550481986would wife her up
From where the arstyle with those noses came from? Superhero comics?
>>550480797We're gonna live 4ever (no)!
>>550481986>cyberpunk Sue StormYUUMMMMMMMMMMM
>>550483359This version of Visi looks like she would break into your apartment while you weren't there so she could scoot around leaving snail trails on all your furniture to mark her territory.
>>550483352tumblr, if there's heavier emphasis on unconventional traits, it's always because of tumblr
>>550483352Yeah thats tumblrThey have long had a weird fixation with putting big ugly red noses on characters in their fan art
We know that Visi watches romcoms, plays video games, listens to girly pop and is a submissive brat in bed. Why were anons acting like her being cute and domestic is somehow ooc?
>>550483808>>550484303I see, so hate towards tumblr was always justified
>>550485801>I don't like fucking people I'm friends with Robert, it complicates things. I don't wanna talk about what you ate for lunch when I'm fingering your assholeShe's not trad or domestic. Cute is subjective. Also Bershy is armpit hair lesbian from LA, she's not very girly
>>550486412>Taking any of Visi's horny humor seriously
>>550485801Because anon, they hate her. They don't listen to reason, they just want to shitpost with thinly veiled bait and disingenuous arguments where they conveniently ignore anything that doesn't support their point as they tote out head canon to support it.
>>550486412Let me get this straight anon, you thought after the bar fight that Visi was genuinely wanting an orgy with all the Z team members?
>>550485801They don't understand Gap Moe.
>>550488076She wanted to be spitroasted by golem and Robert, can you blame her?
>>550485801She's feral, a little, You offend her - she hits, say something nice - she kisses, do something atrocious - she kills
>can't give Robert his tacos or his drink after he got beat up>can't open a beer for him in his own home or give him a donut without smashing it>displays basically zero traits of a dutiful/motherly/caring/affectionate wife like BB or Malevola>does not listen to her own love interests commands>does not listen to her own superiors commands>disobeys any and all orders she is given (unless it's Shroud telling her to blow someone up for money)>displays open sexual impropriety and degeneracy>desperate and attention starved slut>wears a septum ring>loves to talk about fucking Robert in the assholeLet's talk about it.
I bet Mandy would make great tacos
>>550488894Visi would show up for the orgy but immediately call dibs on Robert and go in a room alone with him while the rest of the team awkwardly stands around and decides they'd rather order pizza and watch some trashy reality show
>>550489152couldn't respond to my post so you made the shittiest bait imaginable. what a fucking loser
>>550489284She looks like someone who's more into european cuisine
>>550489284Fact
>>550486195You have no idea
>>550490962I actually made crunchwraps on the blackstone for my wife's birthday earlier this year because they're her favorite thing at Taco Bell. They're pretty fun to make and way better than what you get there if you make them yourself.
>>550490962>my loveMandy's way too self-aware to talk like that, c'mon.
>>550490962There's no way Mandy is cooking anything other than ground beef tacos with one of those pre-mixed seasoning packets.
>>550492081>ground chicken and seasoning with cheese in a tortilla thrown in the oven is literally all it takes to make crunchy tacos in like 30 minutesCheckmate
>>550468492Threaten suicide duh
visi would just order tacos for delivery(using Robert's phone)
>>550490941It's LA, dude. Characters are depicted eating tacos/burritos from the taco shop multiple times. Robert/Chase eat burritos before they even go to Sardines, same wrappers and everything.
>>550492035I think if she's making home made chicken tacos for Robert after a long day, she's calling him her love/lover no question. She knelt down to him, caressed and kissed his hand, and gave him some money for Twinkies whenever he was sad. And that was before she became his full time wife and partner. She would not only call Robert her love, she would call him her moon and her stars.
>>550493119It's a fast food, who makes it at home? The dinner date isn't hard evidence, because it's also ordered food, but this is her idea for a suitable dish: wine, pasta, and cake
>>550493042>Orders tacos off of Doordash and tries to pretend that she made them
>>550494148Plenty of people make high quality tacos at homeIt's like saying you never make a burger at home because mcdonalds exists
>>550494208>You know this crunchwrap is very similar to the one they serve at Taco Bell>oh no it's a family recipe>for crunchwrap supremes?
>>550494432kek
Courtney force feeding Robert tacos until he gets a belly ache
What if BB but Adrien Brody
“aging twink” describes Robert perfectly
>>550495434Gay community caused irreparable damage to speech
>>550495257>>550496717Delicious Blazer
>>550494208cute...
>Visi, with her crazy explanations>The Dispatcher is gonna need his medication (sponge cake)>When he hears Visis lame exaggerations, there'll be trouble in town tonight!>"COUUURRTNEEEEYYYY!"
I wonder if we're gonna learn more about Mecha Man Prime in season 2, can't say I'm really interested in Astral and his not!Justice League from the small glimpses we got.Robert's dad is an asshole, so I hope at least his grandpa was a decent dude.
>>550498857kek
>and you call them crunchwrap 'supremes' despite the fact there's obviously no sour cream
>The Astral Pulse?! At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen?!
>>550500141>Yes
>VISI YO THE KITCHEN JUST FUCKIN EXPLODED>Don't worry Golem it's just the Northern Lights
>>550500331>May I see it?
>>550500520>No
>>550499087His father is interesting as an asshole character, as some anons speculated, Robert could be someone else's son
>>550499087I hope we learn more about Mecha Man Prime and learn about Robert's mom.
Nick Herman says Blazer was in a limo when she texted Robert if he wanted dinner. He says he regrets they didn’t show enough of Blazers internal thoughts and emotions. Sounds like we’re getting a Blazer patch https://www.eurogamer.net/making-of-dispatch-how-adhoc-rode-rejection-to-huge-success
>>550501813The wet dream will be made a reality in season 2.
>>550502437Niggerman lost so hard it’s not even funny
>>550502437It's funny to see them just kind of agree with what the community have been saying, I do hope they do a directors cut and fix this, even if the damage is somewhat done already
>>550502689They are releasing it on the Switch in late January so they might have time to have a chance for another audience to have a fresh reaction
>>550501607>Robert could be someone else's sonWouldn't be a fan of that honestly.
>>550502437>Robert can ask her for a lift to the movie theater>She'll begrudgingly give him oneMandy is such a good friend.
>>550503087The problem is a lot of the fixes would require new animation which might take a lot longer to get since they're not done in-house, so I highly doubt there would be anything new for the switch release
Christmas episode DLC when?
>>550503936why do all lewd artist overinflate this medium(at best) breast sized woman
>>550504079They tend to draw them off model for the sake of greater sex appeal.
>>550501813https://youtu.be/zMeBtd8z9go?si=THn75rKrePaXupMD
>Dispatch was forced to change. There are things we would recognize from that early idea in the game we can play today, Herman says, but the tone was noticeably different. "It was a much sadder Robert - less hopeful, less optimistic, more just destroyed, working a dead-end job," Herman says.>"And you were focused on one hero. There wasn't a Z-team. It was just: you would choose one of three heroes to help." Those heroes were Water Boy, Mr Whiskey - the person in the cat costume - and Invisigal. There was no Blonde Blazer, the blonde-haired super woman, at all. Scratch that: there was a Blonde Blazer, but it wasn't who you think.>The longer Covid lingered, the more a fundamental change began to take hold. As the real world got less hopeful, the game got more hopeful. As the real world darkened, the game lightened.>Alongside Chase, the project had two other core characters in Invisigal and Blonde Blazer - the actual Blonde Blazer this time. These characters were established early on as the core of the experience and driving force of the story. Everyone else, the Malevolas, Sonars, Punch-Ups and Prisms, came quite a lot later. Indeed it wasn't until the team took a mid-development excursion to Reno, or "shit Vegas", as one of Shorette's friends calls it, that the Z-team concept whereby you look after a group of misfit superheroes was landed upon.Very interesting. Very very interesting
Whatever the future holds for AdHoc, though, it is certainly bright. Blazingly bright, even. From a studio struggling for survival, nervous about whether the world would want a Telltale-style episodic game, AdHoc and Dispatch have become one of 2025's most notable successes. The pressure of survival is off; the pressure of success is on. The world cannot get enough of Dispatch.
>>550504498I appreciate the intention to depict Blazer as a pinup girl, but why do they make her fatter and older?
>>550505264that's what the women in those pinup style pictures looked like and was probably referenced from
>>550504498>3 charactersSounds like they didn't plan the dispatching minigame, probably some telltale walking, scripting sections, + hacking
>>550505556>the live-action idea had been about coaching a hero one-on-one, so the game would focus on one hero and one mission and you'd coach them through it, watching their progress on a series of security camera feeds. Sound familiar?>It is - the remnants of this approach are in the game still, in the first mission where Invisigal goes to the doughnut shop. "That was in the original script," says Herman, "except you had a bunch of cameras, you were able to hop around, and you were able to engage with the environment. It was a little bit more adventure-gamey, honestly, more puzzley." And there were bigger ideas for this approach than that.>"The doughnut shop was a small box," says Herman, "but we had prototypes for big versions of that where you're going through enemy bases and stuff. And it was cool but it was really expensive because it's all cinematic. All these angles of cameras, all these different things that can happen. So we were slowly realizing we're going to do three of these in the whole game, it's so expensive, so we've got to pivot to something we can put everywhere."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dglui5Ne27A
>>550505780It's a little sad that the entire game is just FMV, they saved money, of course, but limited any gameplay possibilities
What the actual fuck is wrong with this game to have people like this general in it?
>>550508657Extreme butthurt
>>550508657I've seen only Tobby Fox faggotry, so this thread looks pretty normal to me
>>550508657It's mostly the shipping/waifus.If you draw a bunch of dudes in with actual good romantic interests, things can get a little weird. It just doesn't happen all that often so it may seem a little more bizarre due to its rarity. Btw, things get just as weird for things that are geared towards women rather than men, its just that this place is 99% men so the weirdness goes on in other places like tumblr or twitter.
>>550507403I'm cool with it since all the animated parts look fantastic, plus the walk around and click on shit sections from older Telltale games haven't aged that well. On a first playthrough they're fine, but they can suck be a big drag on a replay.
Say something nice about Niggerman and his team
>>550510613Holy fucking mayonnaiseIt's 2025 how can a dev team be this white?
>>550510613They made a pretty good game, hopefully they can deliver again with season 2.
>>550510613They look like normal people with above-average IQ
https://x.com/itstakotime_/status/2001365554070687783peak
THEY’RE MAKING A DISPATCH SHOW>>>/tv/216680967
>>550512539>netflix
>>550510420>come find me if you get 'lost'when blazer says this the camera angle pulling back felt like a deliberate reference to those faux-puzzle gameplay segments from telltale games where you'd wander around an open area to progress before running out of shit to click and talking to everyone again because you're stuckdoes anybody know what I'm talking about
>>550512539Considering where it's going, they will generate it with sora
>>550512539There better be gay stuff
>>550512539>Visifags are shitposting Blazer on /tv/Pathetic.
>>550513587>muh falseflagging boogeymanDo you fabricate this bullshit to try to justify your shitposting?
>>550512819>>550513012It's obviously fake.
>>550511823Nice
>>550514063I BELIEVE.
>>550512539That article isn’t related to a television show and what does reddit or science have to do with Dispatch?
>>550514018Every time you get angry at me for telling the truth about (You) people, I am emboldened even further.
>>550514441Capeshit is associated with le reddit is associated with s0iance
>>550514741I am repulsed by you underaged faggots who are constantly, unceasingly posting about your Reddit/Twitter boogyman on 4chan. Go the fuck back.
>>550514956I’m just saying
>>550514063Honestly, considering how desperate they are, but it would be TV show, no chance with animation
>>550515524Come again? U wot m8?
>>550516509dumb fujo
>>550516509Genius fujo
>>550517123dumb fujo
>>550502437The tide is shifting BBChads... Directors cut will be the key to our girl's redemption#BlondeWave
>>550517687dumb fujo
>>550517303Nick is cooking us a good meal I can feel it
>>550518184dumb fujo
>>550517303>>550517860>inb4 it's another side comic.
>>550518641dumb fujo
>>550519037dumb fujo
Fujo oppression is real
Thread was comfier before the fujo spam started. I don't like checking to see a new post and it's just more gay art/seethe. Bad. Please stop spamming.
>>550517303>>550517860He really should've had the scene of BB texting Robert in the limo on the way back to the office to balance out Visi in the theater looking sad.
>>550520389Or at the very least have a shot of Blazer waiting at the table if you chose visi instead.
>>550520110Ciao
>>550468962100% it's about the retarded writers bitching because a computer is replacing them in less than half a decade>>550465820I was looking through some old films and it looks really uh similar
>>550502437>start up a new game after the patch>unskippable two hour monologue of nickerman begging me to fuck his wife
>>550520389>>550520583Niggerman (rightfully) thought that more players would consider more thoughtfully the reality of the story being told. That the girl at the movie theater is an abusive and untrustworthy person, someone who is actively emotionally manipulating Robert into giving her unreciprocated affections. Niggerman (obviously) assumed there would be more gamers that could see what was happening here, to identify that Robert and Blazer were head over heels for each other from the start, and to see that her dinner invite is the biggest green light in the world for the romance partner and support system that both her and Robert desperately desire.He was wrong, though. The people identifying with and self inserting as Invisigal the retarded fuck up "femcel", is a much bigger animal than he thought it would be. He designed her as the alternative, knowing a lot of people would like her. Episode 4 having so much over-the-top sexual content from Invisigal puts the finger on the scale in a major way for people who will literally foam at the mouth when they see sexual content. The fact that Blazers scenes are so much more restrained and subtle really shows you that there was an intentional effort made to draw that distinction. Personally, I think "making BB look jealous" is out of the question. That's why he mentions "show her in the limo" as opposed to "show her reaction to you declining". Everything in the romance plot is all about subtext.
>>550522082I thought that was a strange addition, but I appreciated Robert being able to say 'No way fag.' before doing a 360 and walking towards Courtney to drag her off to the mech for sex.
>>550522354>Niggerman (rightfully) thought that more players would consider more thoughtfully the reality of the story being toldbullshit. niggerman only paid for the cuckscenes, so chapter 1 & 2 and part of 7 & 8. Critical role paid for the rest. thus invisigal having way more screentime
>>550522082>unskippable two hour monologue of Travis Willingham begging me (at gunpoint from Laura Bailey) to fuck his wife
>>550522756You didn't read my post whatsoever and your broken English reply is overall extremely low quality. Critical Role is responsible for everything you like, and that dastardly Niggerman is responsible for everything you don't like? That about right?
>>550522354>blazer is a healthy adult relationship>visi is toxic smutit's just letting the player choose between doing the "right" thing or the more immediately gratifying thing which is what most moviegames are themed and built around anyways, it's the same thing as the jane/kenny discussion except people get more emotionally invested because they've masturbated to the character this time
My 2 simple fixes for the Blazer romance>show the breakup comic as an in game cutscene >show Blazer anxiously texting Robert in the Limo
>REEEE PLEASE FIX IT, IT'S NOT RIGHT IT NEEDS TO BE FIXED!No. I reject the premise.
>>550523096who said I didn't like the cuckscenes?Im just saying it how it is, beggars cant be choosers. and you can be damn sure nick BEGGED CR for that money
>>5505239421 even simpler fix, remove visi's porn scenethe entire game is from boberts pov and it breaks your inmersion
>>550522354>That the girl at the movie theater is an abusive and untrustworthy personRobert will fix her.
>>550524358>remove visi's porn sceneREEEEEEEEE! Laura Bailey would literally QUIT on the spot if she wasn't allowed to be outlandishly whorish into the microphone. It's a contractual obligation
>>550465201Why would you wanna romance Alanah Pearce anyway?
>>550524486Based, she will use her clout to have a 2 hour long Robert x Courtney lovey dovey sex scene with impregnation added to season 2.
>>550525548>her own husband chose Blonde Blazer>gets angry at her husband for choosing Blonde Blazer (how dare he make his own decision)>forces him to change his decisionHer walled ego is terribly fractured. Still playing a 20 something year old slut that acts like a teenager in your 40's. Pretty sad.
>>550525548>>550525816I wonder if it felt like he was being cucked playing a visi route so that's why he went blazerit would be like 12 hours of listening to a voice that isn't his flirting with his wife like he's getting mogged on discord
>>550526508>he felt like he was being cucked>his wife FORCED HIM to get cucked by Aaron PaulEven more rough than previously conceived. And yet the Invisigal fans constantly spam about how Niggerman wants everyone to fuck his wife! Very revealing
>>550523942Yeah these help a lot, I posted the other day about pman dragging you to sushi and it’d be a good characters moment for the both of them>>550524358But it’s not? It’s definitely the longest segment out of it though
>>550526508What got Critical Role on board was the scene where Robert and Blazer kiss on the billboard. He was blown away by the scene so it sounds like he was Blazerglazer from day one
>>550524358The whole day wouldn't work without it, like. She stared at Robert, then said she had a wet dream. Most players would decide she's insane, because she was bitching, talking about pegging and other shit before. Wet dream shows her completely submissive and girly The main issue with Mandy's route - she doesn't speak with Robert, and if she speaks, it's npc/bossy shit. It could be like a onephrase at any time, "It feels like I owe you a dinner, don't promise Tokyo, but I'll come with something."
>>550525548Goddess
>>550526957They should add a dream sequence for Mandy. Instead of it being sexual it should be about her fear of being Mandy. Maybe where she is having a nightmare about what would happen if Robert was disgusted by what Mandy actually look like or explore how she feels her Blazer persona is the only one worth having
>>550526957>she doesn't speak with Robert, and if she speaks, it's npc/bossyI didn't think I could loathe the Invisible simps more, but you've accomplished just that yet again. It's just nonstop lies, nonstop disingenuous bullshit from complete and total autists day in and day out. It's like you people played the game with your eyes and ears covered up when Blazer is on screen. She's constantly flirting with him. In almost every single scene she appears, she is always warm, respectful, and affectionate towards Robert.
>>550527393>they should have a scene where Robert HATES Mandy LOL! She should think Mandy is UGLY and she HATES herself!Invisible hands wrote this post
>every single time she appears on screen, from Episode 1 to Episode 8, she is giving affection, attention and adoration to Robert >"durrrr she's an NPC lol she never talks lol"Confirmed VIRGINS.
>>550527757It would be a deeper scene then the gooner shit Visi did
>>550526957BB doesn't do herself any favors with the way the early phenomaman reveal comes off as her deliberately trying to hide it/double time on him with robert, it seems that's where most people ditched her and took visi by default (the sex dream just locks it in)she 'sides' with phenomaman in that scene too strongly IMO and still seems OK with being with him, physically being close when he picks her up etc. She should already have mentioned or complained about him to robert at the bar and said she's over him, so then he shows up in person and is still autistically not getting the hint - it's telegraphed clearly that this is a situation she was already trying to resolve before Rob came along, without the comic. She would still handle it herself via dinner instead of needing rob to save her and the music sting/tense situation after kissing her still works, I think it would go a long way in how stilted people are against blazer
>>550527398Wow, she showed the dress before sending Robert to deal with her ex after:>humilations with uniform>humilations with p-man appearing>humilations after the breakup with p-man>humiliation at the shift, when she undermined the authority of RobertLiterally, there wasn't a place where she didn't hit Robert in his balls for every flirting attempt
>>550526957>Most players would decide she's insane, because she was bitching, talking about pegging and other shit beforeand that's EXACTLY why it shouldn't be shownduring the party Robert has NO idea why she is even going that far to help him and he is visibly (heh) confused when she caresses his face during the danceif anything it should be a ng+ feature. but it should add scenes for everyone (not sex scenes you dumbass, I dont want the whole zteam to have wet dreams about robert)
>>550528449>humilation>humilation>humilationsOh boy. Someone certainly is being humiliated, alright. Not sure it's who you think it is, however.
>nooo they should change it so I don't feel bad about Invisigal I feel soooooo bad for her>nooo they should make it more fair why do I have to cut someone I don't want that I feel sooooo bad for them>nooo I can't turn Invisigal down I just can't do it I feel soooooooooooooooooo bad for herSuicidal empathy is a female trait
>>550528967>nooo they should make it more fair why do I have to cut someone I don't want that I feel sooooo bad for themtbdesu rob acts a biiit too much like a heartless hr guy when he is firing sonar/coupe. especially while firing coop>nooo I can't turn Invisigal down I just can't do it I feel soooooooooooooooooo bad for herattainability is an over-appreciated trait for those that have no game
was the visicord real or not
>>550529675>durrrrrrrr you're like an HR guy if you do your job and fire someoneWhat is with the "HR" shit constantly from you kids? Why does every single zoomer that can't capitalize their sentences think that "HR" is shorthand for "anything that I don't like at work"? HR doesn't even exist in Dispatch. They aren't in charge of shit and they don't make any decisions. Robert does, Blazer does. The fact that Robert himself was ready and willing to cut INVISIGAL before this scene, should show you everything you really need to know.Robert is a professional.
>>550525816>>forces him to change his decisionQueen.
>even in their shipping name they can't help but force Invisigal to the front
>>550530489>Seething because of a ship nameAnon...
just nuke these threads already
>>550530201I dont know. seeing the same guy that gives motivational speeches, the hero that wants to save everyone, emotionally distance himself so much of the guy he is firing feels really jarring.the same way he is talking shit about waterboy or pman behind their backs only to help them out with their mental issues three scenes later
>>550530749>forces her own husband to choose her because he didn't want to on his own>forces the female name to the front going against standard shipping convention>Invisigal forces herself on Robert>Invisigal forces herself on the audienceIt's like poetry, they rhyme.
>>550530913>talking shit about waterboy or pman behind their backsI swear you kids were playing a completely different game in your minds. You imagine some of the wildest shit, I swear. You're not going to provide a very good example of what you're talking about either, are you?
where did the fujos go
>>550530940>>forces her own husband to choose her because he didn't want to on his ownBased.>>forces the female name to the front going against standard shipping conventionBased since Mechagal just sounds like sex swapped Robert's hero name. Invisimech makes for a much better ship name. >>Invisigal forces herself on RobertBased>>Invisigal forces herself on the audienceBased
>>550530940>>550531193>>550530489>>550530330>>550530201>>550528967>>550528732>>550528449>>550528158you drove everyone away from these threads. good job.
Nobody gonna talk about how they had a homeless k-pop man as a gay romance option for Robert early on?
>>550531193"one of them is the poster boy of SDN and the other guy is the jannitor. what am I missing?""looks like there's no wrong answer"you can also tell waterboy you think pman sucks after watching his commercial at the beginning of chapter 2
>>550531193>>550532379you can express doubt about both of them after recruitment but it's a non-option like pushing back on blazer when she wants to cut someone
>>550532259>They cut the gay Korean romance option when they turned Robert WhiteWhat did they mean by this?
Another tracing, inspired by a photo of Sheryl Fenn
>>550532134>REEEEE STOP DISCUSSING THE PLOT
>>550532259That's not what it said. What it said was they thought they would have this Kpop character be a heart throb that everyone on Z-Team wanted to be with. Prism, Malevola, Coupe, even fucking Flambae I'd assume. They specifically do not mention that this character had anything to do with Roberts romance plot.
>>550532379Right. So your example of Robert "shit talking" them is total ass, as I predicted. It was Chase shit talking them, not Robert. You should feel bad about your terrible English too. It doesn't take a lot of effort to type up a presentable, legible message
>>550531445Good riddance. It's actually just a gay man btw. Not a dirty girl. There are no girls posting in /SDN/.
>>550533068Cute suit Mandy! You did this? If you color it, I humbly request her blazer be golden yellow.
>>550533769>It was Chase shit talking themokay now I see you are not even arguing in good faith and just want to shit up the thread even more.eat shit retard
Back from Christmas shopping >>550520110Cope fgt
>>550528274There is literally no hint that would telegraph that Robert has a chance, but there are many that say the opposite. I guess most players choose polite replies, and in this case, it feels like she asks for more time, but head over heels replies got absolutely devastating answers, like, I wouldn't sleep that night if I got one of them
>>550534689>Durrrrr Robert talks shit behind their back!>He calls Waterboy the janitor! (He is)>He said Phenomaman seems like an ass! (He is)Chase is the one that insults Waterboy and Phenomaman, not Robert. Wetbabybackbitchboy, remember?
>>550534973chase got uncomfortably close to calling waterboy a slur there, where the fuck is HR? is mr whiskey drunkenly asleep at the wheel?
>>550531445
>>550534826>There is literally no hint that would telegraph that Robert has a chanceI am convinced every single day more and more that virgins are absolutely BLIND to female affections. Mixed signals my ass. Like that one guy who found the yearbook signature from his crush years and years afterwards. He never, ever put the moves on her. You guys wouldn't know that a girl is into you if she started waggling her asshole in your face.
>>550519393>>550519753>>550520879dumb fujo>>550534726>>550535253dumb fujo
Visi and Blazer should have shown Robert their assholes so the players could compare them and choose the objectively correct option.
>>550534726Based
>>550535617Why bother interacting with them?
>>550504498>"It was a much sadder Robert - less hopeful, less optimistic, more just destroyed, working a dead-end job," Herman says.Honestly, can't imagine how it could work, maybe as cynical comedy or so
>>550531636
>>550535193Mr. Whiskey is just there for show. He doesn’t actually do anything but make Irish Coffee, and beat the shit out of anyone who attempts to stop him.
Flambae going down on Robert
>>550535193I guess he's on the side of the workers he likes, he likes BB, Chase, and Robert
>>550536104Blazer shows Robert her nipple, her epic cleavage, perfect legs and feet, as well as lets him touch her ass, hold her hand, and kiss her multiple times. She basically bent over and spread her coochie with no panties on and said "don't stop till you get enough"
>>550538216Waterboy in ten years. After he becomes Waterman.
I mean realistically if she wanted to, there would be nothing Robert could do to stop her from getting what she wants.
>>550538926Upside down on the ceiling, on the roof of SDN, flying in the air above Europe, flying above the Hollywood sign.....she can show him the world. Shining, shimmering splendor.
>>550533982Right
>>550537638This is canon btw
>>550533982That's a relief
>>550539568Cute and canon
>>550524716i want to have a meaningful relationship with a chill voluptuous half-demon girl that lowkey cares about me, not a lying art-stealing fame-chasing e-whore that admittedly has a gorgeous rack
>>550525548y she cri?
>>550539117>>550538926serious question: why didn't they have sex after this date? everything was set up so right
>>550540142that would have been way too fast
>>550540020The sex was so good it helped mend her soul.
>>550540213it wasn't, they had already known each other for like a month or two
>>550540142The scene was removed
>>550539915Honestly even if she wasn't a weird liar her voice work is extremely mid if not bad. It became especially evident to me when her rivals mod was shown after Prism and Flambae's
>>550540569just replace the VA idc, the character herself is a babe
https://files.catbox.moe/9toe30.mp4
>>550540285Then the game needs to add in that entire month of interactions. For the player, that's literally their first date after only 3 days of working together.
>>550540983nice, anon
I LOVE COURTNEY, CHARLIEI LOVE COURTNEYYYYYYYYY
>>550542030louder
>>550542030uhh, Pim, I-I would not be screaming that at the top of your lungs in front of the BBjeet
visidrawanon here. taking requests for courtney, i need ideas.
>>550541257you can infer that from the previous episodes and how head-over-heels they are in episode 1, it think having a love scene after the date would have been extremely appropriate
>>550542817dressed in another character's outfit?
>>550540020pain
>>550542817How about her wearing Robert's Mecha Man suit or just her sitting in his mech?
>>550542817this 'fit plz
>>550542817did you do something christmas related?
>>550542817Present shopping for Robert
>>550542030>Me too little purple guy, me too.
>>550543846>>550543957i did not yet. present shopping might be cool.
>>550542817Her playing with Beef in Robbie's apartment.
>>550544123yeah like bags full of gifts and dropping off change at those salvation army kettles or something.
>BB fans crave for more sexual content>Visi fans crave for more intimate couple momentshmmm much to think about
How do you respond without sounding mad?
>>550544295two birds can be killed with one stone
>>550544715But I didn't
>>550544295>>Visi fans crave for more intimate couple momentsI want some lovey dovey shit in season 2, and if I don't get that I'll be disappointed.
>>550544928silence will be interpreted as silent seething
>>550544715yeah, because i need to see everything i didn't choose on the first playthrough
>>550538926well, yeah
He can call HR to fire her
>>550545885well that's no fun
>>550546029rape isn't fun either
>>550546130for one it usually is... and sometimes, eventually both...
>>550546130It is for Robert
My handcuffed terrorist can be so pretty
>>550546512She did nothing wrong but also Robert forgives her for all the bad things she's done at the same time and it's not paradoxical at all.
I love Flambae so much it burns
>>550546875Saem. I haven’t been this much of a fujo since fire emblem three houses.
>>550544715
It's over.
Where's the next thread, Lebowski
>>550549261It petered out, it died on the vine.
>>550544295BBChads already got their emotional fulfilment from her in the story and are now seeking sexual intimacy, which is the right order for a healthy relationship. Visi is just a depraved slut
>>550540983
enter>>550553045
>>550540142how do you know they didn't?
