Previous: >>550192857>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current CM: Libra Cup - Kyoto Turf 3000mCurrent Event: Orchestra in Late Autumn Current Rate Up Trainee: Symboli Rudolf 3* [Archer by Moonlight], Gold City 3* [Autumn Cosmos] Current Rate Up Support Cards: Curren Chan SSR [Cutie Pie With Shining Eyes], Narita Brian SSR [The Whistling Arrow's Taunt]12/18 - Kitasan Rerun12/24 - Fuji Event12/28 - Scorpio Cup - Tokyo Turf 2000mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Oguri Cap 3* [Cinderella Grey] Inari One (SSR)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timeline>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd season started weekly airings on 10/5>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma storieshttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
Teio!
>>550474001cygames webstore should be in OP
*blows up Teio with mind*
I updated the bread, but didn't link the last thread properly. Can't delete due to Teio ritualposter..
>>550474265this
>>550474357dumb mare
>>550474001Actual last thread >>550456156
Yappy Yeppers, like Yeppers suggested
I just need to pull 1 Kita copy, then spark, use ticket and shard to finally MLB my 0LB
Teio a cute!
Sex with Verxina
Mare backs
>>550474306might be good in a 3 front 6 pace chaser room
Tomorrow I'll finally be unbricked....
>>550474664is her hair clipping? aaiiieeeeeeeee my autism
>>550474069What the fuck is she doing?
Digitan LOVE
>>550472765>commentator immediately admitting he's biased and doesn't care about any of the racehorses except BrianI can't decide if that's based, or cringe.
>>550474001Theres 1 opening.Anyone else wants to join? Rules are the following>5 days of inactive login or 5 days flatline >6 million monthly quota >Just do your best whenever you are available>No discord>No drama>Dont forget to trade shoes or else>Lets avoid burnout and enjoy the gamePut your ID here and put /uma/ in your profile when applying ingame
PACE OR LATE DIGITAN FOR SCORPIO PLEASE I CAN'T THINK FOR MYSELF HELP
I hate Tokai Teio.I seriously fucking hate her.
>>550474804ask again in 2 weeks
>>550474756cramped butt from all the sex we did, sorry
Any idea why uma is crashing on mumuplayer?
>>550474829late or if you want to tryhard, end
Has anyone made a /uma/ Uma? All I know for sure is that she’d have a right ear clover accessory. Probably be a gray/white honse. Minimal Wit.
hey look what I found /uma/
>>550474921still have a link to it https://imgur.com/a/uma-musume-global-release-help-images-VwCr4SL
>>550474915already exists
Kitasan is one year into her best before date of two years. Decide carefully.
Every day til you like it
>>550474904works on my machine
>>550474829Pacers are going to have to compete with XOguri and keep their reserves through getting rushed by Runaways, go Late
yeah yeah
The retention line after Kitasan rerun is surely exploding up, right? Many accounts gonna get unbricked. I expect the line to pop up easily to 570k++Maybe more.
>>550474921those poor fuckers who got trolled into rerolling for a 0lb fine motion lol
>>550474689Works pretty well so far, Pump is just there for memes/fallback if she jobs. I just wish I had got another ~150+ power but was going guts, she can usually win most duels which is really fun
>Tachyon x Pocket
>>550475101It'll go up because a whole bunch of casuals will ragequit, so there's less people to pad the rankings.
>>550474921good advice in hindsight, i rerolled until i had 1LB FM and super creek and now i have FM MLB and super creek 2LB
Caf
>>550474921I re-rolled until I hit this, turned out to be a good choice
>>550475156Love the schizo donkey obsessed with floof.
I'll cum if I face 6 end closers, my oguri would get promoted, trigger maverick, hit angling
oh shit
>>550475101hit 620k-630k last couple of weeks, should be safe for a bit
I'm bad with timezones anons, is kitasan dropping in around 8h from now? or in 24h+ 8h from now?
>>550475494just host a room either public or in /uma/ and see how it goes
>>55047553024+8
>>55047553024+8in general if there's no post from the xitter = banner's not up in 24h
Surely MLB Kitasan will fix this...
>>550474921I knew about this but I just stuck to my 1st account since it's what I do with gachas
>>550475102I used this infographic when global released and it's going fine for me (rerolled for 0lb fm+0lb creek)
Do you think there are Anti-Horse Girl slurs in the Umaverse?
>>550474921I rerolled until i got creek then i just couldn't be bothered so i just went with it
ITS A NEW DAY!MORNING! (OHAYOOOO)Item request: Dirt Shoes
It’s a new pair of dirt shoes!
>putting no stopping me on my summer maruzensky so she can trigger it off of spot struggling silence suzukasDelightfully devilish
kitasan will fix all of my life problems
>>550474921Only started at kita banner wanted to reroll for 3lb, but ended with mlb.
>>550475932If Suzukas are spot struggling then it's far too early for NSM to trigger though
>>550475601>>550475572>>550475576thank you anons
I still only have 0LB Kitasan and no Super Creek. I want to see if I can MLB Kitasan in my 30k carats and then use my voucher on a Super Creek if I do.
if you pick a girl trainer do the horny umas just go full lesbo
Hello friends!!!
>>550475596cute
>>550476084yeah
>>550474990Even when she gets power crept, shes still a good speed card to use alongside any others.
based witgod tip
How do I politely yet threateningly tell my friend to stop linking sloptubers for CM?
>>550476165stop linking sloptubers for CM
my club....
I keep getting grocery lists of whites but never the medium pinks
>Make account for cyjews web store>Link it to Steam account>It's showing my phone accountHow do I fix this?
NEW DAY!!
Could she have given Scorpio a solid go if she had gotten medium S?Will she make a decent 3rd ace without it?
>>550476275EXPLODE
Wish me luck on my borrow runs and daily rollsPlease...
>>550476297no, you need wit for this CM
>>550476084>>550476128Fem trainer gets fucked by futa umas. Male trainer gets to fuck female umas.
nani
>>550476297there's a couple of bad skills but it's not bad yeahred shift is wasted SP on scorpio and NSM is a very low chance to proc due to last spurt starting on a corner
>>550476297she's tarded
This will be my dirt ace.
>>550476449exchanging trainer's nudes
>>550476401good luck :)
>>550476456nvm i didn't see her witthat's pretty bad, you want at least 600 wit next CM for consistency because we're at the point where you can dump stam/power in medium for wit cards and make that up with sparks
>Still thinking NSM needs you to be blocked and that it isn't the most generous thing in the universe
>>550476449They are good friends, you fell for propaganda
>>550476449
>>550476407>>550476464You are smoking crack. That's about 81.5% activation rate. 600 gives you 90%
Kitasan will undo my parents' divorce
>Umas if Cygames had balls
>>550476671Good luck in B finals then
>>550476297you overstam by a lot, you could've gotten away with 700 stam if you're buying a gold recovery
>>550476275what are you using for a parent?
LAST DAY TILL YOU CAN UNBRICK YOUR ACCOUNT!LAST DAY TILL YOUR READY TO MAKE ALL NEW ACES!
>>550476297Why is she so stam
>>550476716Yeah, I was looking at the foot support card and thought, would it be too weird if they were satyrs or even just centaurs?
>>550476671Skill activation rate is not the only thing you benefit from with higher wit after the update
>>550476803
>>550476823>>550476758You need 850 if you want to survive 2 neicha. 950 and she wouldn't have needed a recovery at all
>>550476803My credit card stands ready to swipe.We WILL get MLB. Greatness, at any cost.
>>550476907Draining my balls inside this whorse
>>550474921I started a week ago and I have Super Creek, Vodka and Bakushin SSR and enough to get at least two copies of Kitasan tomorrow
>>550476913Yet you have swinging....
>>550476716>>550476867The furry general is that way>>>/vg/akg
>>550477070She doesn't have 950
some people just have asburd luck
>>550476084It's complicated.
>>550477121you realize you could've just taken corner recovery right?
>>550476297Move 150-200 stam to wit and she's good.If you want one higher stam ace to survive debuff spam, then sure, but running witlets is pain
>With feeling!>Morning!>Morning!>Morning!>Morning!>Morning!>Morning!
>>550477121Ah, understoodHave fun getting bricked
Taishin love
My squad is ready.
>>550477180Wanted to play it safe
Do I need debuffers for pvp?I keep losing to everything.
>>550477162Scarlet love!
So is there anything you can actually do to influence parent sparks or is it just RNG?
so after watching witgods video.. if i'm running 2x fr 1x runaway, i only need angling on the runaway and then i want something like taikis ult on my seiun/smaru?
>The
>>550477142or just unlimited runs with the help of a bot
OH MY GOD A GIANT GOLSHI
>>550476803We're gonna make it anon
>stop training for Libra>luck in runs instantly improves>try to ride the high>luck goes to shit when I try one last time to improve an acewakaru...wakaru yo ne!
>>550477359pure rng
>>550477090belno's twin bees
>>550476798I'm doing gparents so nothing amazing, just shitty blues and a long list of whites
>>550477162you shouldn't have opened that door trainer-san
https://files.catbox.moe/ijly13.pngDo Uma have wet fur smell after bathing?
20 forceful nakadashis inside Scarlet
>>550477589all 20 from me
>>550477589Who's doing the forcing?
>>550477564no i mean what uma are you training
>>550477328Bump.
>>550477589only 20?
Which Umas are the most and least likely to rape you in your sleep?
>>5504773591. The more parents/gps that have the spark already, the higher the chance that you will spark it.2. Double circle increases the chances of spark, gold skill greatly increases the chance of spark.
>>550476965
>>5504768034 emulator instances + pc version + actual phone all ready to reroll
man I want to write a fanfic about training Norn Ace for nationals, have her become a double crown winner (win STOLEN by Rice Villain) and race against Oguri Cap in the Japan Cup
>>550474530marriage and procreation with Gold Ship
>"You don't need to borrow Curren for the event"
What's the correct way to get a non SPD Aoharu skill, while still somehow maxing speed?I think the skill is based on the highest stat of all your team umas, or something like that, right? So is it just doing a lot of bubble trainings over there or what?
remember what they took from you
>>550477679Grass Wonder gparent for my Taiki
>>550477781I HATE CURREN
>check doxxogenesis to see my daily gains>fufu new danchode must be real nervous since I'm not playing that much>2M fanshow the fuck you get fans so easily I only did the 3 borrows the hell I can't be a casual player like this
>>550477849S rank in the select stat
>>550476803Man my credit score is cooked
>>550477909ah that's the issue then. Grass Wonder has 6 A rank aptitudes if you make Medium A. If you want more consistent pink sparks, you'd want to use someone with few A rank aptitudes like Teio or Tachyon
hehe... my club is top 5... hehe...
>>550477781You're getting these points either way, just a bit sooner.
>>550477965So basically I need to reach S in the stat, while keeping speed at A (or gambling on it). Hmmm. Shit's gonna be difficult.
>>550477934cute cows
is there a way to avoid the team zenith NPCs in the URA finale they are getting annoying now
FUCK YOU SPECIAL WEEK HOLY FUCK DIE YOU PIECE OF SHIT FUCK YOUUUUU
>>550477943Triple crown fan stimmy
>>550478165Yeah, just lose the Unity Cup.
Fantasy Grass Wonder is dogshit to train for TT, what a miserable career
>>550478112You could also get agemasen’d by only getting the white skill version of it
I'm not reading this shit
>>550478019You're right, didn't think of that. Then I'm gonna go with Rice next since she has the same affinity as Grass to Pasa - Taiki. Thanks
yeppers kinda fat
Edenbros are FINISHED after the bot patch
>>550478175>still needing gourmand on RiceBro?
>>550478175if it's in my power I'm never ever using spechud's card again, the agemasen before debut hits like a truck
>>550478297Nah that's fine, gold versions are too expensive
>>550477934Taiki is freaking huge I wanna plant my head on those fat tits and sleep forever
>>550478339they're never banning whales
>>550476803I bring offers for the speed god.
https://x.com/yj_umaCG/status/2001306416603390064>第209R［神はいる］公開https://youtu.be/-IWHULr7O-8?si=jaIb8xsdPBvY2195&t=241
>>550477328Debuffers are mosquito bites, you run debuffers with the intent of edging out your opponent, who might not be stam-maxxed, and have your ace winNeeded? NoDo you want to shit on your opponents? Yeah, bring 3 debuffers do whatever
>>550477328If you want to keep losing, sure.
>>550478339Bot patch?
>>550478313
>>550477328as someone who has lost a couple nose/head matches, I feel like hesitant would've given me the win
>>550478330Could and should be a lot fatter.
>>550478341I can't use rice card on rice>>550478358next run will be better
>>550478437why does the JRA make hype videos for horses like it's a WWE promo
>>550478586have you read real uma loreit's the WWE but with horses
>>550477328Only one of your racists needs to win.There's no way to have your teammates buff each other yet, but they can debuff opponentsFor instance, if you bring someone with all 4 types of Hesitant and they fire, your ace will get extra velocity since everyone else is slower.
>>550478586The JRA is to Japan what the NFL is to America…probably
>Oguri Cap and Sunday Silence retired the same yearCinGrey's last page should be Sabbath Quietness arriving in Japan
>>550478586because horse racing is all about hype and storylines just like wrassling is
Female trainer bros...
>>550478313Y-yurichads…won…?
>>550478586having storylines and rivalries for the horses is how you introduce it to the normalfag crowdeveryone knows this shit was made for degenerate gamblers, but if you promote it enough where you can show people the love for the sport that the horses can have, then you can invite in a crowd that isn't just all about gambling
>>550478840>yuriIt's the classic scenario of a gyaru turning a pure girl into a prostitute like herself
>>550478586>>550478678>Stay Gold winning his last race, achieving his only G1 win and the first victory of a Japanese bred and raised horse in foreign soil>Orfevre winning his last race to honor a a dead fan>Nakaya Festa winning in Takarazuka and achieving Japan's placement in L'arc to honor his dead ownerAnd that's just from one lineage
tamamo when
>>550478957Tamarrrow
>>550478932Toxic yuri is fine in moderation. A little bit of fashion sense never hurt anyone. Look at this Rice, for instance.
>>550478678Was Sunday Silence a Heel?
post something cute
>>550479072Don't talk to her, Falco!
>>550478932shartco knows a lot about turning into a prostitute
>>550479046yes actually, the reason why he was sent to JP was because US breeders didn't rate him at all
>>550478957Next month most likely. Just a bit more.
Speaking of wrestlingEvery time I remember that GolShi was nicknamed the Unsinkable Battleship I laugh cause that nickname became a meme in the Kinnikuman storytimes
>>550479120
what thebfukc
>see two girls interacting >"OMG THIS IS YURI YURI SO YURIFUL I LOVE WOMEN LOVING WOMEN JUST LIKE ME AND MY TRANSBIAN DISCORD FRIENDS"why are retards like this
>>550479276>no.9 favourite>white>takarazuka kinenthat's mirako
What's the benefit of going for the more difficult Unity Cup races? Especially the first one seems hard to win reliably
>>550478754>Sabbath Quietness I'm stealing that name for my next musical project my dude>>550478783It's a 1984 reference. Rice has fallen prey to Riko's propaganda.
>>550479318so true sister
>>550479276Get VAPOR-ized.
>>550479276What a nightmare. I'm sure you'll wake up any second now.
runners never win arima, so how did they do it
>>550479358Faster facility upgrades = more turns to to pump those stats up
>>550479358They gate the skill point bonus at the end
>>550479276...low power bwo
>>550479318>see two girls expressing romantic feelings for one another>have a meltywhy are you so insecure?
ummm*coughs into the microphone*oh sorryoh I just uuuh*clears throat*so anyway...Suzuka is cute
>>550479318Obsessed.
>>550479358getting to at least rank 5 at the end gives you the maximum buff toward facing off against team zenithbut also a more difficult victory powers up your team more, and the faster your team grows the sooner Tazuna upgrades your training facilities
>>550477849Just try to focus popping bubbles on the stat you want, probably a pretty annoying thing to farm consistantly
>>550479460https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Phj1t0Jpsx4Never stop, just go for it
>>550479318
>>550479460forgot pic
>>550479535*slaps you*
>>550479664unyu~
>>550479426
>>550479590>>550479627i genuinely don't understand how palmer didn't run out of stamina at the end, helios and him were pacing each other up so quickly and helios clearly ran out of gas
>>550479597those are old men bro
>>550479730
>>550476803I'm so fucked.....
>>550479590i don't really appreciate numbers like 140,000 people showing up for an Arima Kinen or 180,000(?) showing up for Oguri's farewell Arimaalmost 200,000 people, relative to the population of Japan even, showing up for a horse race?It was really big over there all this time
oh no no nonono yuritards getting uppity...antiyuritards getting even more uppity...yeppity yeppers...
>>550479886I mean, also not really, japan is millions of peoplebut it is an alive thing
uppity uppers....
>>550479964>somehow, this is still better than kitasan discourse
Its so nice to build Taikis. She just wins everything off of stats alone. Sometimes her unique doesn't proc.I need more horses like this. Tired of coin flips on the fucking Make Debut.
>>550480110rice VILLAIN
>>550480110I forgot to change the thing...
>>550480096Sex with Cafe wife
>>550480109this is the only horse I don't have to change to front runner for make debut
What are the inherits for this CM?Front wants rod and something else?SfV for paceLates and ends want ryanslop and maru?
>>550480209Hero Rice
tachyon would do this
>>550478331What do they have in common?
>>550480209
>>550480381same jockey
I don't know what happened but my Vodka was staring at the same spot for a good 15 seconds or so.
>>550479318Why give troons attention?
>>550480552Nyaruhodo
>get Slacker debuff before URA finale for no reasonNIGGER FUCKING GAME
should i just be using apple pay on the cygames website for better carat deals instead of buying them in game? is this their way of circumventing the apple app tax? i see the $70 pack gives you slightly more if you buy from the website
>>550480382this one is going to umatokmaybe add a more trendy song
>>550479336We'll rape you, Curren Chan!!
Why is 4chanX still not working? Holy fuck, I don't have access to the script or whatever to fix it I just downloaded the extention off of Google. Patch the bug so I can update the app already
>>550480382
>>5504807014chanx updated literally this morning, close your browser and open it again
>>550480726hehe spechud btfo
>>550480701Works on my machine.
>>550480701retard
>>550480701fix was posted within 2 hrs of the nu-captcha yesterday dummyhttps://github.com/ccd0/4chan-x/issues/3528
https://files.catbox.moe/7o37hv.png
aaaaaaaaaahhhhhh fuck this shitty riko ramp up bullshit let me highroll and stop bricking my run with maverick you cunt
sooo how much stam for bignig suzuka for scorpio? 900 + 1 gold?
>>550480726
>>550480673Look at this balding ojisan thinking he'd outpower an uma~
Why is King Halos career so retarded
Karen-chan isn't that cute
Finally built my 2nd uma for Scorpio, sad only a few debuffs showed up but whatever
we the curren chang defense squad will protect curren chang
She's gorgeous
>>550480936Curren loves her ojisan torena though
>>550481106why is she so slutty
hello?
>>550480701hmm... nyo! fuck you!
>>550480948hmmmmmmm, I wonder
>>550481106Not fat and disgusting enough for her taste.
I love Curren but my last Curren had SEVEN rainbow training failures that were less than 5% failure rate, and all of them were 40+ stat bombs.
and we the curren chang psychological warfare division will post curren chang
>>550480673>ningen thinks he can overpower an uma
>>550480867>>550480859>>550480842>>550480807Doesn't work for me after updating the extention
>yuri discourse again Fuck it This >>550480623 and this >>550480552 anon (You)’d each other That means they have romantic feelings and are going to **** and ******* my god ahahagakzvskaqg
>>550480701What about 4ChanXT?Did those guys patch it upOr do i have to copypaste that one snip of code
>>550481309Guess your machine's bricked bwo
You pull up to April's CM and this is your round 1 opponent, what do?
>>550481325just because you're bound to be raped by your trainee doesn't mean you have to act like a faggot you know
>>550481381copypasta worked for me,
>>550481091>>550481284You have my sword, kallen chan!
>>550480887Was this generated by The Coca-Cola Company?
>>550481325How delicate you are.
>>550480701>I just downloaded the extention off of Googlebwo...Download violentmonkey and install the userscript, why the fuck are you using the extension?
>>550481423>what do?Repeat history and end up in group B
>>550481391AIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FALCO DON'T LEARN WHORISH TRICKS FROM CURREN
>>550481509Pepsi actually.
>>550481435If you act like a fag then your trainee won’t rape you. It’s simple logic. I will become a wizard and you will become the raped
>>550474001t-thanks
what determines if you get a +3 or a +1 on your "It's On!" team-rank event? i've never noticed this being a +3.
>>550481309restart your computer and try again
>non-stop Curren postingNext thread will be better.
>>550481652You have a card with Hint Levels on it
>>550481325>having romantic feelings towards anonsI know uma has a few female playerbase, but I highly doubt there is a single girl here.
>>550481603It's not rape if I'm willing though.
>>550481325no I wouldn't **** and ******* this >>550480623 anon
>>550481472testvery nicethank you
>get a bunch of useful hints from spirit bombsI can't believe I was ever gaslit into doing parent bombs in URA
>>550481215Seems like they could have given her at least A Mile aptitude baseline
>>550481628https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYPS_ajRjMk
Hot
>>550481743>willing >with an Uma lol okay
>Failed a 6% wit training on what would've been a perfect god runThis fuckin' game, man...
>>550481423>3 free cards, Kitasan and FinemoWhat's your excuse, poorfags? we already have all those cards so where's your UG rank Uma?
Is Symboli Rudolf canon wife?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F11qwyHkq0AScorpio advice from Seriru
>>550480552Blast Onepiece musume when
test
>>550481698what does this even mean? hints levels on It's On? it's a gold.
>>550481519Sorry, meant for >>550481693
>>550481903>them tanlines>>550481940shut up, I actually like my uma
We're all gonna get plat, bros.
>>550481973I dont have MLB FM
>>550481982You got this in English?
Right. Ready to Whale.
>>550482000dozo
>>550482003Man if only she was as cute as Curren-chan.
>>550481669I tried that, the extention isn't updated. I deleted it and downloaded from codemonkey instead and it works
>>550482094I'll accept an SS rank uma if you have to swap out for an SR Matikane Wit card
>>550481903She reminds of that one demon girl that needed the magic rock to grow big again. She refused to pay renbtsJahi?
Got my first S-Rank yesterday right before the cutoff, it seemed kind of cope and the run was pretty unlucky but Umalator seemed absolutely convinced that it would reliably destroy my previous Hishi with a pretty safe amount of HP left, so I was like... Sure, what the hell.Then just now out of curiosity I wanted to check how it does against my 2 other End Closers and realized... the 2nd slot was set to Pace...It still seems to win a lot more often than not against the other two and my previous Hishi though, 1v1 simulations results aren't very reliable with skills like NSM involved, but since it beats them all consistently, it might still be better than I first thought.
>>550481973It's with my MLB Kitasan who never fucking rainbows.
>>550481973The excuse is that this is only attainable in MANTand trust me, most people are gonna be rocking up with umas like that
>>550482160WaowI wonder what the discussion with Oda or Shueisha was like
>>550481975Perhaps
>>550482160She's like Taiki, but sluttier.
>>550482000Here is your big dog
>>550481973I was playing arc raiders instead of doing careers.
>>550482436cute
>>550481903
>>550482275Kitawife is so pretty...
Tatakae /uma/Win the final round
>>550482303did you run the whole career as pace? Her aptitude is B so why else would it be set there as default
>>550482509>Chiyono>Durandal>Shinko Windy>Blast Onepieceany other dog umas?
>>550481903Good thing those tanlines were retconned and instead we've got an actual dark-skinned uma
>>550482819I agree
>>550482819looks like a solid wife material
>didn't win a single race in Round 2>can't go to finalssucks ass, must have gotten very unlucky with matchups
>Save selector and crystal for the Fine Motion banner in ~February>Realize Fine Motion is gonna rerun alongside the first Summer Maruzensky SSR banner>In ~Augustehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuck
I took ignited spd and all I've got over professor of curvature to avoid putting all my eggs in one basket. Similarly with the corner recovery even though I had restless. Was that a bad call?
>>550482663No, I meant I set the second uma (not picrel) as a Pace Chaser on the simulator.
>>550482740Bro your Taiki? Also Kitasan very much counts too imo
>>550483027and it gets powercrept in october so it turns out you don't have to uncap it at all!
>Med S King run>I just need to win that one fucking Mile race>900 Speed and 700 Power going in>Oguri fucking wins in by a Nose>can't get Kingly Smile event>end the fucking career with 1160 Speed and 770 Stam which THE KINGLY SMILE EVENT WOULD HAVE FIXEDFuck. You. Oguri.Give me your retard Oguri gaslight faces. I need to raise my anger in order to actually calm down in an hour.
>>550483026that stat line should be fineneed skills
>>550483120>lost by a nose Who are you, Toby Mcquire?
>>550483157
>>550483026I'd give you my condolences but honestly deserved for using G**dship
>>550483157good thing she create that space-time isolated room right?
I'd love to go back and watch this to see what the hell happened
I would literally never stop trying to impregnate Sweep Tosho. Every day I would wake her up by coming in her and every night I would cum in her right before going to sleep, which I would do with my dick stuck inside her. I would take some viagra before bed just to maintain my erection so that she'll be ready in the morning when I thrust into her like an animal and slather her in kisses. Part of our wedding vows would be to have as many children as physically possible. I wouldn't even care if she's already pregnant, I'll fuck her while she's pregnant and she'll get double pregnant. I'll fill her with so much cum every day that she'll look pregnant even when she isn't (which she'll never be after we're married) I would do everything in my power to make Sweep Tosho as fertile as possible. I'd give her fertility drugs, I'd give her uterus massages, breast massages, I wouldn't let her go an hour without at least one spastic orgasm. I'll even bake her home made lactation inducing biscuits to help her get to a point of hyperlactation syndrome so that she'll be seeping out multiple quarts of milk per day. Which I will save and drink just so that I can tell her how delicious it is. I'll make her so fertile that triplets will be the minimum number she's carrying at any given time. I would literally never stop doting on her, I would respond to her every beck and call and I would cum inside her again each time she asks for something. She would be so pregnant all the time that she would literally not be able to stand up straight anymore even after menopause. Her spine would be permanently bent out of shape to accommodate a pregnant belly. Even after she can't get pregnant anymore I would just keep putting more eggs into her. I would clone her purely so that I can put fresh eggs from the clone inside her after she runs out of them. She would have so much progesterone running through her veins at any given time that even the thought of not being pregnant would seem alien to her.
>>550483157Does that feel good?
>>550483240This is more lewd than this >>550483157I think.
>>550483120
>>550483335hand holding? yes, you should try it
>>550483157ghostbros...
>>550483159I had spurt+nsm and pump. when you lose you lose, I guess
>>550483157She is 100% going to be pregnant from that
remember to set your team as home companions before finals for bonus luck
>>550483157What was it?
You stupid fucking faggot WHY ARE YOU IN 10TH PLACE ON THE GLUE RUN WHY THE FUCK DID YOU RUIN MY ACE RUNFUCKOGURI
>>550483616intense handholding with Cafe's friend
>>550483539Careful mate, you're trying to summon a "SOVLESS" angry mob cumming for your ass with that team
>>550483113what am i supposed to use the selector and crystal on then..
>>550482995She's good at cooking, so unironically yes, she'd be a fantastic wife.
>>550483317i say this
>>550483849Kita or Riko if you don't have her R fully uncapped, if you already have both, save it
post famili
>>550483849you save the crystal for future use and use the selector on your missing Creek or whatever good cards you're missing
one last Libra room61273366
>>550483874So does Duramente
>>550482995She ain't called Dorm Mom for nothing.>>550482303Congrats on your S rank Hishiama, anon, mine is still stuck in A+ (but still beat a few S-rankers) so when the Kita banner hits hopefully I'll catch up to you.Also a piece of advice: if you want to set [running style] as default run said style in the URA Finals, so you don't have to waste time changing right before a race
>>550483691PLEASE POST IT
>>550484001>>550483963But what am i saving it for? I got 1 creek so i was gonna select FineMo
please work please work please work please work please work please work please work please work
>>5504840201 more slot
>>550482740Top Road for one. Others are more vague.
>>550477781I borrowed her to get to card faster so I can do it before game becomes unplayable on Kitasan banner.I hope cygames have some measures against rerollers in place this time.
>>550484193Nopetry again
>>550477781someone, somewhere, unironically spent 1000$ to cap the event 2 days earlier
>>550481423Cyjews will never take my money I play for the umas not the cards
>witgods said fronts suck next CM unless youre doing suzuka cheeseFRONTS HAVE BEEN SHIT 3X LONGER THAN WHEN THEY WERE ""META""most overrated runner type Holy fuck
How many more hours until I can become unbricked?
Please Kitasan..I've been so good...
How would Tazuna react to you giving Haru stretch exercises by groping her ass in public? Haru isn’t aware of how lewd it is, she thinks this is genuine advice.
>>550483980Good thing Cafe doesn't have red eyes, it would be too dangerous for my dick
cingray sweep
>>550484593It's because the recent patch gave so much accel and options for other strategies sadly oonige suzuka came with the patch
>>550484593that tends to happen when you add 6 months of balance early
>>550484154don't ask me torena-san I'm also a globalkek, crystals are a nice futureproof though so you don't have to waste more of your carats when good cards
>>550484020
>>550474963Now that the dust has settled, was it a good guide?
Does regular maru really need to be pace next cm or front will do?
How scared should I be about Scorpio being so crowded with fronts that my paces can't activate Shooting for Victory?
>>550484814
>>550484817>Buhi hosting Hmm
>>550484830uma guide was good. card guide was stupid and dramatically overrated FineMo. In the early days, wit cards were a luxury. Everyone, including me, used 4/2 speed stam or 3/3 speed stam
>>550484907That's why you get pump on your pacers
>>550484830>rice>shines in longs>barely seen her
Any gutschads making a scorpio ace? Super curious about it since I think Tachyon can live with her unique + guts alone. What deck are you using?
Tested Taishins child bearing capacity
I am incredibly nervous about finals, this is the first time I'm qualified for A
Yeppersbro please remind me how much time til my account is unbricked...
>>550484669dicta striker? really?
>>550484907People who bring fronts are gonna bring 3 fronts, but fronts won't be meta this CM so maybe it won't be as crowded.
Oh yeah the guy with 2 MLB SSR's is the buhi not the guy with 4 MLB SSR's
>>550485092Your umas will whiff their swinging and NSM procs and you will come in third.
>>550485080Based
7 and you ALL lose.
>>550485252
>>550485092You are already earning as much as a winner in Group B no matter the outcome
>>550485158>but fronts won't be meta this CMI'm seeing a lot of fear mongering about Suzuka being Meta as both ace and rabbit, but I don't know how true that will be. I'm planning to run triple pace, but it's going to be too late to adjust if I need to swap to fronts as well.
>>550485252Nice try but Shiraoki-sama is on my side.
>>550484154sunstones are a very valuable resource since they are farmeable up to 6 a year, you save them for meta defining cards like friends supports (Riko now and Light Helo after MANT) or speed cards (Fuku, Maru, Tachyon, El) as you always use 2 or 3 in every deck minimum
>>550485381This is AI isn't it...
WAAAAAAAHHHHHH I ALMOST THOUGHT I LOST YOU GUYS!!! GOOD THING THE LINE WENT UP SLIGHTLY AND I COULD SEE YOU AGAIN IN 3 DAYS!!!!
every time I try to do runs with Rudolf they're cursed by stupid bullshit every single time>strong start>lose unity round 2 2/3 for no reason>fail a 15% training into don't overdo it>fail a 10% training in the first summeranother borrow run wasted, fuck my chud nigger life
>>550485178>>550485306I gracefully accept my silver unless I lose to gold city
>>550485445Now that you've pointed that out I see that it is...Time to delete that image from my folder.
>>550485445Don't do this to him...
My Scorpio aces are ready, I don't need ksb
>>550484895I think front is stronger since you're guaranteed 1 - 5 for her unique. I've seen Taikis enter the late race as 6th in some rooms
>>550484817Good race, hope we all get nice finals.
>>550485518Which club are you in so I can never join that one.
>>550484623>Director you have to fire Haru’s trainer. His actions are not only against public decency but he is a danger to his uma musume.>mnyah! You are right Tazuna, my loyal and trusted secretary. Trainer san’s actions are completely out of bounds. I will have a talk with him to make sure he keeps those stretch exercises indoors and away from my innocent uma musume’s eyes. That should solve the public indecency issue. >Thank you for your hard work Tazuna!>…..?!
>>550484817Wtf that King
>chose Suzuka with my d-... selector I mean (didn't read any guides)>got Seiun Sky in 4 ticket pulls>SMaru with ~90 pulls>front running always appealed to me>I headcanon that Umamusume only exist because some insane Suzuka keiba fan wanted to rewrite historySometimes it feels like it was preordained.
Is... Is that heckin' problematic AI? Do you know how much water that thing uses? Slop slop slop get rid of it now!
>>550485673mambo
>>550485356>>550485158nobody selected suzuka. room matches are not the standard for testing. there will just be as many fronts as every other cm.
>>550485445I can see hints of bishoujo mangekyou art style from it
WITGOD GUIDE IS UPBrb time to educate myself with the only content creator that's not a total gaslight
>>550485525Daring
>>550485518Just curious but do (You) think Mambodancho will even kick anyone at this point? I feel like the club's too comfy to even have some kicking now that we're past half the month
>>550485840vivlos doesn't look like a loser so
Cafebros are you running her End for Scorpio or was just a Libra thing?
>>550483980
Do we ever get Winning Ticket stickers? I want to be able to Derby post in club chat
>>550485518olive is me
ruh roh shaggy
>>550485903Late is fine
>>550485941Yes.
>>550485518shut the fuck up nigger
>>550485903Not an expert or anything, but spurt doesn’t look as good on this track as last, which was the main reason you were running end.
*Pat Pat Pat Pat Pat Pat Pat Pat Pat Pat Pat Pat Pat Pat Pat Pat Pat Pat Pat Pat Pat Pat Pat Pat Pat Pat Pat Pat Pat Pat Pat Pat Pat Pat Pat Pat Pat Pat Pat Pat Pat Pat Pat Pat Pat Pat Pat Pat Pat Pat Pat Pat Pat Pat Pat Pat Pat Pat Pat Pat Pat Pat Pat Pat Pat Pat Pat Pat Pat Pat Pat Pat Pat Pat Pat Pat*
>>550486081Fuck yeah. I can’t wait to shout DAAAAAAANNNNCHOOOOOOU in chat with that
>>550485637So regular front skills + sfv and a&s?
#SexWithCurren
>>550485903I'm running her as a late.
>>550485092Getting to A finals is the goal. Then it's up to matchmaking, you get lucky or you don't
>>550486107Please do not say nigger
>>550485862the flatlining nigger got kicked retard. Stop pretending you're in mambo. >>550485518 isn't even an /uma/ club, much less THAT one.
>>550486154I think your cafe is out of caffeine
>>550486312That's Mambo...
Winning Ticket would be hotter if she let her hair grow out.Short hair is for men.
gonna go to spark on her and no one is going to persuade me otherwise
>>550486414liar. Prove it.
>>550486424What's her thing besides doing her nails relaly nicely?
Holy shit
>>550486227A&S or Shooting. If you're proccing Shooting you're not proccing A&S and vice versa, so it depends on whether you think your Maru is going to be first or not-first. If you want you can build a Seiun as well, that way if there's no Suzuka in the room your Seiun will win and if there is one your Maru can still clutch it from behind.
>>550486420Her design is just lame, one of the least interesting Umas for me
>>550486424Good trainer
>>550486486I just did a little check and the graphs seemed to match https://chronogenesis.net/club_profile?circle_id=379642070
>>550486250Can you afford the top tier on her Umafans page?
>>550486519She hates golshiWhich makes her top 5 girl
>>550486414post the entire screenshot as evidence or I'll say you're just a shitstirring gossipmongering FAGGOT
>>550486519she's dumb as bricks (easy prey for golshi)
>>550486519Being as dumb as Haru Urara
>>550485903Just a Libra thing, run her as late for Scorpio
>>550486362Will refuel at the soonest opportunity.
>>550486543Sounds good. Thanks bwo
>square>square>circle>circle>semi circleWhat the fuck how do I solve this shit captcha?It's 3 circles and 2 squares, I'm guessing one of the squares is just barely a rectangle but I've clicked on a random square 5 times now and got it wrong every time. Fuck this RNG bullshit.
>>550485840:3
>>550485862He probably would if you guys waited for them to go well over the limit instead of warning them after 2 days so they can save themselves with one panic run every 3 days. It's like you guys actually want the slackers in so you can keep posting about it.
>>550486962It’s the semi circle…
>Borrow run>Hitting desired stats for first time in two days>S rank team by mid summer>All double circles I love Aoharu
Maybe this will be the CM finals i dont get matched against Chihiro's parents.
>>550486962You have 3 images, two will be similar, one will be different so you either have another one with 3 circles or 2 squares, pick the one that's unique and click next
>>550486962
>>550486962its actually 2 circles, 2 squares, and a semi circle.The only one without a pair.Or do you think the manlet semicircle deserves to be a part of the circle relationship?Let me guess, you think halfbreed muts are white.
>>550487053it's probably not anyone in the club, either. The only thing happening there is EXTREME shoe autism and comfiness now that pretty much everyone is playing daily.
>>550487053Mambros stick together
>>550486720
>>550486962THAT'S RIGHTIT GOES INTO THE SQUARE HOLE
>has one of the good late accels Nice>has a pace gold recoveryWhat's this bitches problem
If the top 2/3 earner leave for A+ clubs mambo could drop into B instantly
Thoughts?
>>550487229>now that pretty much everyone is playing daily.
>>550487080You should've run medium yourself once you had Gold Ship show up for Long. This one is on you toreina-san. Pearl also slaps in Sprint, should've swapped her with Nishino Flower. That was a 4-1 run, not 2-3 like you ended up with.
>>550486962torena-san, I....
>>550487356She's got you covered on both fronts
>>550486962Your wit training?
>>550484001Yes, if rolling for kita doesn't get my creek to 1lb, I'll use the ticket for that. Saving crystal for future speeds.
>>550486962How White are you?
>>550487229>that pretty much everyone is playing daily.lol
>>550487053>He probably would if you guys waited for them to go well over the limit instead of warning them after 2 daysThe limit is 3 days. The first post about it was made after 2 people had gone over the limit of 3 days.
>>550487080One time I had full double circles and then lost all 5 matches. Luckily it was a bricked run anyway but damn.
>>550487404too big
>>550487509check the screenshot retard, pretty much everyone is playing daily. A few go 1-2 days between careers. Does that break the rules? No? Then shut the fuck up
WHY CANT I MAKE GOOD MEDIUM UMA GOD DAMN IT I FUCKING HATE MEDIUM I CAN WIN LONG AND MILE WHY IS MEDIUM SO SHITThe stats never show up
>>550487658She wants to see your belly button
>>550487658wtf is her problem
>>550487697But this is good
>>550487418What if he had a low stats goldship?
>>550484593I have no idea what you're talking about> But I need a Suzuka and whale cards and etc!Yes
>4x 2star Medium sparks, 1x 2star Long, 1x 2star Late>2 gold inspirations, Long SCygays, please...
>>550487697Why do you have so much stamina
I swear cards have different rates of agemasenare they listed anywhere
>>550487545No snitching on the mambrows
You need at least 1000+1gold to survive the stinky natures this cm.
>>550487823Literally every time I posted 800-900 stam people would say I’m lacking stam and will die
>>550487762Yeah isn't that only missing some wit?
>>550487884This is unironically true and for some reason no one seems to believe it.
>>5504878861025 stamina + one gold lets you survive a 3000m race. 800+a gold is probably fine for 2000m.
>>550485137She is a fun side character and her ult was cool
why do I see some people say taiki has a difficult career?
>>550487697That's a Scorpio winner tho
>>550487884Yeah if you have like 300 guts lolNow that everybody is hitting 400 - 500 guts with Riko you can afford to cut stamina
>>550477481anybody got that screenshot where golshi is threatening to obliterate jordan with a flick of her finger? I think it's from this bit. I forgot to save it like a dingus but I liked her face in that and wanted to crop it
>>550484669>Obey Your Master not featured.Yeah, makes sense. Nips have shit taste ingrained in their souls.
>>550488141Cap
>Libra 3000m = 1k stamina>Scorpio 2000m = 1k staminaReally think deeply about it
>>550487695nta but if that's them playing daily with CM and 2 events for this month then I wonder what would their normal be without any event and CM
>>550481982>3 FR>Ignore angling for shooting insteadvalid?
>>550488102Getting her Medium S, so she can do her Secret event, kinda limits her build options.But once you get the ball rolling on her she won't lose. She'll only ever be let down by greedy torenas or useless unity teammates.
>>550485614is it a dedicated orange folder? please share
>>550488146I don't have Riko and I'd rather borrow something else.
>>550488196Wasn't in the last episode anon.
>>550487545If you were in the club you'd know danchud doesn't just kick people on the clock unless they've gone well over the limit or if there's someone to replace themlike I said if you actually want them out and not just shitpost about it wait until they've flatlined for about 4-5 days so that they're indefensible even if they start doing panic runs again
>>550488386I mean, it makes sense and could potentially let 2 of your FR run away assuming your last team is an oonige Suzuka
>>550488261>heavy rain>soft turf>debooffers are relevant againYou also forget about mandatory 2 Gold Skills for Libra. You can get away with 1 in Scorpio, or even run just white versions.
I guess out of the story cards I should prioritize uncapping Brians card?
>>550488531I'm in the club. I know an officer also told danchud in chat that he needs to enforce the rules. I also know it's been brought up in chat a couple times that there were people wanting join. None of this matters to danchomo of course.
>>550488416Sorry Fukubro but it's a big shared umamusume folder. I only have a few Fuku images, of which this is the best one.
>>550486962Just remember what you are all doing to these Umas when you send them out with sub 300 wit
i managed to get my hands on a mug that can fit 4 regular mugs of coffee so now im about to go make my 16th cup in 12 hours
>>550488553So the logic is relying 3rd place FR for shooting and NSM proc?
Ok I just realized I can run falco next cm. Is she viable though?
>>550487356I like that setup, either you can go Late for mediums (Scorpio) or you can go Pace for longssomewhere on the road when pink upgrades arrive in global both golds will be accessible to both runstyles
>Witgod says you need 1300 stam+guts to surviveSo would this work...?
>>550488679orangebwos can have this one from my shared umafolder
>>550486537>Air Groove confirmed for a gripper
>>550488829falco is mostly just a hybrid blocker-ace but big nig suckzuka exists.
>>550488097Witgod says 1300 stamina + guts and 1 gold and in my testing that's about right (737 stam + 506 guts works for me), just accept your fate if you spot struggle with another Suzuka
>>550488937big niger math is different
>>550488937>so 1300 in sta+guts is good>almost 1900 in sta+guts>gays does this workUMA MUSUME IS A WIT GAME
>>550488937idk do a practice room with NPCs and tell us what happens
>>550486962Kek I just knew someone will be filtered by it.
>>550488937stamina and guts aren't 1:1. the totals given are assuming standard distributions which a guts build obviously isn't. this may still work doe.
how are we feeling before the finals umadacchis?
>brand new to game>just messing around, pick Bakushin career>auto select from the cards i pulled>game automatically fills in a maxed out Kitasan in the support slotI don’t even have any friends added.Even the game is telling me to just dump all of my free currency into this banner tomorrow, out of everything it could’ve auto picked, it nabbed that one
>>550489128so you're saying 1299 guts and 1 stam wouldn't work? rats.
Is "No Stopping Me!" a universally good skill on all CM tracks from now on? Should I be putting it on my Late Surgers for Scorpio?
finals is 6am for mehope i wake up to at least a 2nd
>>550489138Well, I went 16/40 in round 2, so... hoping to nab another Gold.
any reason not to do this?
>>550489195Get ready to rerollin
>>550489248sleep tight seabro
>>550480304
>>550489138Not feeling anything. It is what it is
>>550489138The fire inside me is dying out, it takes too long from round 2 into finals.
>Witgod says "sorry i'm wrong" in opening>Kind of sounded like he said "sorry im moron(g)"
>>550488937no your team trials uma won't win the CM
>>550489382So humble and wiseBased Witgod
My 26% win rate wife will surely rng a 1st place, right?
>>550488169you can just rewatch them in the archive
>>550489430Will my CM team win Team Trials?
>>550489289Oh i know, i saw anons telling people to reroll until you get dupes, it just made me laugh that the game itself is telling me>You NEED this fucking support card
>>550488771you are going to get fucked up 4 cups is around the daily limit of 400mg of caffeine unless you are drinking decaff
Last CM I lost by a nose length to S whales... Thankfully this CM is NSM roulette so I can stop watching as soon as 5 seconds into late race
Who speaks like this?
are we just FotM, mainstream plebs?
>>550489030Yeah that's what I don't understand. I mean she's not big niger just normal niger but...>>550489058is it really that simple tho... that's what I want to know.
>See this card has a lot of good greens for Scorpio>Could have sworn I had it>I dontwhat the fuck
>>550488386Depends on if you're running a Suzuka and whether you plan on her gassing out or having to fight for the lead.NSM can cause A&S to trigger on several frontrunners because it's that strong>b-but NSM isn't recommendedgo test it nigger you have time
>>550489281how about this?
I inherited stamina sparks instead of power sparks for Cafe like an idiot...
>>550489738do we get to the point where we can hint-up everything and anything or should globetards actually think about their usage?
>>550489238It's always on last spurt so it should be universally viable
>>550489656> Ogurin top> Her personality is just being dense, eating, and racingJust goes to show nobody gives a shit about these deep complex characters that intellectuals want to sell you
>Gave myself a huge amount of regret by thinking i had a big brain moment for jumping on Halloween Rob Roy borrows for a second late surger gold recovery>The gold recovery requires being in the back late race, and the race environment encouraged lots of end closers>Hardly ever occasion to proc>Scorpio cup race environment will apparently be very front and/or pacer heavy>Suspect this will actually be the time to use Rob Roy for late surgers, as a chance to get a gold recovery without resorting to a stamina card when training for 2000m>A day later i see Witgod mentions Halloween Rob Roy outright
>>550489851Deck?
>>550489281You probably can get almost the same amount of money by clearing your 3 borrows everyday
>>550489939except it requires someone to be in front of you and the last spurt on this CM starts on a corner where the game mechanics make people spread out
is yeppers this big
>>550489238>universalyes>goodprobability depends heavily on whether or not it's before or after the final corner.
>>550489934all I know is the amount you can buy per month doubles later on, don't know if we end up acquiring them faster other than that
I barely know what the fuck I've been doing. H-how did I do?
>>550488196Pretty sure these results aren't from nips, anon. Also Obey hasn't been in an episode in like a month, attention span is low.
>>550489990Big problem with Scorpio is a lot of late skills require you to be 5-7 and you end up 8 & 9 with the amount of paces and fronts. I already ditched the late I built
IF ANOTHER GUIDE RECOMMEND TOP GUN IM GOING TO UNHINGE MY JAWSHE IS SO BAD WHO CARES ABOUT FREE ACCELS HER ULTIMATE DOES NOTHING, YOU ARE TRAINING A LITERAL NPC FROM YOUR DEBUT RACE
>on a blessed run>on my 4th try of URA Finals due to continuously losing to Sol BadguyFUUUUCKI wish you could go back to learn skills when rewinding a raceI forgot their stats were so high, so I just thought I'd pick skills after Finals it doesn't help that 2/5 of my skills are for Longs, and I have S on long, but this is a Medium URA Finale...
>>550490135Did you make finals?
>>550490135bwo the long cm is over...decent team trials uma though
>>550490135for team trials its okay
>>550489238Pretty much. Only time it's wasteful is if you're a front runner in 1st place
Love when a plan comes together
>>550486962This new captcha is alrightGood job hiromoot
So guts increases your last spurt speed now? Is that true? By how much?
One more day until I can rebuild my TT aces
>>550490325It's so good that fronts get it just to proc off each other or a Suzuka
>>550490158If you ran a 1 pace 2 late team would that improve the odds of your late surgers
The dotonations surpassed half million.https://x.com/Dexerto/status/2001286114691133772
>>550490407Yeah, shit's lit.
>>550490210her unique is good tho?and good proficiencies, good skills, good events and versatile running styles just means she's always going to be recommended because you won't always have the better options, but you'll always have mayanoBASICALLY this is Mayano's World and you're living in it retard, cope, seethe and dilate
I didn’t see a single Maya win this whole CM
>>550490462that seems like a lot of money to rebuild the stable of a single horse...
>>550488937>So would this work...?According to the stam calculator that many recoveries with that much guts is complete overkillMaybe try it in some test rooms
>>550490079Not just in front of you. It's fine even if they're just beside you or near you for 2s which should happen everytime as long as there are more than 3 lates/end.
>>550489987Wrong audience. No one cares about complex characters in anime.
>>550490592A saw a few, they never won. I made a few myself to test and they were just bad compared to Goldshi or Taishin.
>>550490598yay embezzlement
>>550490462how mad do you think john cygames is that that money didnt go towards pulls?
>>550485840I choose Gold City
left or right?
>>550490245>>550490236>>550490297I made the finals with that fucking thing and this. I'm scared for my life. I luckshitted in and I'm shitting bricks. Yes, I added groundwork and then didn't get enough early skills to fucking proc it. Yes, I'm a bad torena and don't deserve the slot in the finals. Give it to me straight, doc...
>>550490031Bakushin is only 3LB so I'm not a whale...It was an average run in terms of rainbows but bricked because of incorrect inherits (or maybe the inherits were ok but I could swap Riko for a Vodka). The inherits were 13* stam 2* guts and 13* Medium.
>>550490210>free accels>built-in NSM>built-in gold recovery>dueling unique>most consistent fast-learnerdread it, run from it, but top cun always arrives.
>>550490352Cute Chrono
>>550490462Doto looks so old... It kind of saddens me
>>550490396I just wish there was simple explanation for stats. There's so much conflicting information>You don't need speed, wit checks determine how fast you go anyway>Power is useless just build stamina>You just need enough stamina+guts for the run, heals are just insurance against debuffs and bad weather.I'm still working off of:Speed=Max speed capacityStamina=fuelPower=AccelerationGuts=fuel efficiencyWit=positioning and skill activation
>>550490783Yeah arrives to 5th place in your CM roomsStill have never seen her win a single one
>>550490592Mine did and she sucked
>>550490598Anon, the fundraiser is for the whole farm's renovation. Doto is just the public face of the campaign, similar to Neicha before he died.
>>550489939>>550490087>>550490325Thank you for the answers. I will always take NSM from now on.
>>550490772Are you GOING for high power? Right, easily.Otherwise, let that spirit burst sit. It'll come around- WAIT, YOU'RE AT THE FINALS?HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>>550488937>Cooldown (Long)>Medium race>Also Early LeadYou can do better, you fag
>mayo front, along with your 2 other fronts>her ult is easier to proc because she will duel with your own fronts>free NSM>free final pushmite be gud
>>550490210>her ultimate does nothingif you duel her she just activates flashy landing and nyooms off thus invalidating the duel
>>550490221bros please help me, what running style do I pick for the last try...? only functional skills are BEHOLD, Lone Wolf and Homestretchdid 2 attempts as Pace (second to Sol on both), 1 as late (BROCKED and annihilated)looking at the stats it was a less blessed run than I thought, the skill hints were fucking cracked though so it'd still be decent for TT if it wins this
>>550489987how do we tell this guy
>>550488937>>Witgod says you need 1300 stam+guts to surviveI think 1100 is enough
>>550490907All your questions can be answered by reading this document or gametora's race mechanics handbook. Like with all questions the answers sometimes are not simple and you are actively gimping yourself if you only look for simple answers.https://docs.google.com/document/d/15VzW9W2tXBBTibBRbZ8IVpW6HaMX8H0RP03kq6Az7Xg/edit?tab=t.0#heading=h.xzevcl4r2e9t
>>550489987>>550490653Real complexity is subtleIf you know a character is purposely designed to be complex and deep, it's not, and therefore, it's just boringCharacters with two or three easily recognizable gimmicks are more endearing, and can be deep and complex due to personality and actions displayed in the show
>>550490907guts are the primary stat behind dueling. if you win the duel then you get a speed increase which is obviously very important for the last-spurt.
>>550490210>HER ULTIMATE DOES NOTHINGShe ults when running along my Summer Maruzensky or against whaled Teios
>>550490781I am not even slightly joking. I'm guessing I shouldn't get my hopes up for anything but participation, right?
>>550474001sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt after she wins the Arima Kinensniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt while she's using my face as a chair
>>550490210Top gun is just the ultimate gaslight character, sloptubers just make lists like this:>>550490783But then you see S rank top cuns just lose constantly
>>550489987> Goku top> His personality is just being dense, eating, and fighting
>>550490598It’s not just for doto
>>550490749source jordanbro
>>550490592
>>550491159I like running Brian as late since she gets more chances to proc both parts of her unique
>>550490907None of that conflicts they try to dumb it down and then nitwits still get confused that's why guides just tell you what stats to hit and skills to take
>>550490635What tool is this?
Seeing my girls one last timeI tried so fucking hard to make a good café, every single borrow for days and days...
>>550490978>>550491381maybe their racehorses should try winning some races instead of asking gacha addicts for a handout.
>>550491549>Buhi golshitYou didn't win.
>>550491398https://x.com/Bee_Sempai
>>550491549Decent Wr for that McDonald’s, front or pace?
>>550491159with that power value when going up against little cockbiter and sour cup you might have no choice but to run pace
>>550490221Why arent you guys taking a bit of skills on the last Unity Race, I rarely see new skills popping off during URa finale
>>550490969my mayano had my higgest win rate at like 37% (mostly of her races were on Round 2)idk if that's generally considered low or notbut considering the RNG fest of this CM, I consider a win rate of over 1/3rd to mean that mayano tops your cunts
>>550490352Chrono sex>>550490948Ardan sex
>>550491549Yeah, I know that feeling.
>>550491730nta but I don't do it because I want to decide fully at the end. Only skill I'd take before last race is swinging maestro and just that
>>550491846You forgot your discord username and the copypasta
mayano is so cute bros
>>550491637>MacDonalds
>>550491637Pace, if I bothered getting her groundwork her winrate would have been much higher, that promoted pace gaslight was real shit
>>550491846stop making the CM lobby smell like stinky uma stockings...
>>550491846I would lick Rice clean>sloppa
>>550491614thanks
>>550491525Here, just make a copy and mess aroundhttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/17cFLj_L2Qy9vNf2x0Cm7QnakEoxcbsWnRIxrOGqfPBQNot sure if there's a more up to date version
>>550491846Great, now it reeks in here
>>550491730I took a few others for Unity Cup, but they were all for Long races, I wasn't thinking of URA Finale at all... I forgot Sol has these 800 across the board on top of 2 gold accels and a gold recovery...
>>550492019You actually ran into other Pace’s?
>>550492019How do people not remember it the last long? Hell it was even worst now because you could get A&S if you wanted
>>550491840>>550491549>A+I could only get Fuku to A+ one time out of ten attempts.. and that aint done shitEvery experiment with any other umas let me at least get to an A+ ace candidate on the first or second try
>>550490635That stam calculator is a bit unreliable as it only calculates your total HP
>>550488261I think witjobber is actively leveraging his popularity to get a better chance at winning
I want to start training aces for scorpio but I will only get Kitasan Black tomorrow :(
I haven't posted in like a month what the fuck is this new captcha
anons, you topped off your carat supply for the kita rerun, right?https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/#section_1
>>550492387Have you learned your lesson?
>>550492387Surprise IQ test, you need to be above 20 to post now
>>550488261Always take 200 stam 1 gold less than the sloptuber recommendation
>>550492386I just spent my runs today on fan farming. Tomorrow the Scorpio disappointment begins
>>550492346The ones that are saying 1k stamina for Scorpio isn't witgawd but rednu, moomoo and VF
>Post s-rank uma>OINK OINK BUHIIICan't wait for you retards to actually learn how to play the game
>>550492387>HE's backscatter, piggies
>>550492019It really was. Every time my Opera won was because she got promoted in a lobby where the 8 other runners were late/end. I was desperately trying to rebuild her to have A&S but didn't manage to get the stats to line up correctly in time.
>>550492598Post d*ck.
>>550492598Post S-rank uma with only lb0 cards
>>550492476>1 spark is 400$damn no wonder you guys make fun of piggies lmao
>>550492598Waiting for the right guide
>>550492549tomato, tomahto
>>550492505I learned that this site was a shithole a decade ago, I simply choose to ignore my better judgement.
>see Tamamo and Oguri as first rank>
>>550491203I thought this was just a cute anime horse game...
>>550492476I can purchase here for a steam-linked account?? Looks like i can link my steam account on this store..
>>550492695>pig spends 400 to spark an uma>never uses it>rinse and repeatNo wonder whales cried when they started giving love to f2poors lmao
you DID join the giveaway, right anons?https://cygames.com/en/cp/1stanniversary-global/
>>550492476no, I luckshitted the last copy during the free 10 pulls
>>550492764So you won't repent?
>>550492827>/cp/not clicking that shit
>>550492549Don't point that out. VF's fags will go on a meltdown
>reddit tachyon
>>550492476Is the cygames internship paid via stipend or just paid via exposure?
>>550492827OH MY GOD10 WINNERS1500 CARATSCYGENEROUS TAKE MY SOUL AAAH
>>550492827Wowee, 1500 WHOLE carats???Cygenerous....
>>550492827you should post this again with a Tamamo pic instead
>>550489138The call me the bronze collector
>>550492681Nobody has only lb0 cards unless they're a newfag
>>550493068I’m telling you guys, r/Umamusumegame has the best info
>>550492782
>>550489138I made my peace
>>550491721GOD BLESS, my Brian seems to have gotten promoted this time and blocked the nigga for the entire race
Do you do the secret event for taiki when training her as parent?
>>550492827>Follow Cygames ID's official X account,How do I do this without an account
>>550493226curry chang would gleefully assault humans.
what if .... teio ... cm7 ace?
>>550493226I want curry chan to do this to me
>>550493163Then use suboptimal cards instead of the best you've gotUnless it's impossible and you're full of shit
It’s amazing how an insane batch of luck in terms of spark farming and getting them to proc during inspiration can be nullified just by not getting Distance S
>>550492549>1k staminaThere's no way this is the gaslight they're going for. You need 750. 800 and a gold if you're worried about getting rushed and Neicha'd
>>550490598The yogibo farm with eishin flash, wonder acute etc is at 290k too. Most of these are in a terrible shape too, and Jra is not sending them much.>>550490889He's like 30 which is jii-san for horses
Unbricked status?
>>550492827GAMBLE
>>550493357shut up and pull the lever again, idiot.
>>550492695Cygames rates are retarded like that, yeah. Piggies will slurp up anything though so there's no helping 'em
>>550493432we're full, fuck off
>>550493279great skills for next CM and maybe if you want a TT taiki, you still probably want medium taiki sparks so why not
>>550493226They should all do this, but barefoot
>>550493235well donei was thinking, beyond waiting for that update where you can buy skills after being forced to clock a race, why dont people just spend like half the skillpoint budget on some stuff during the URA? there's no chance of getting fast learner anymoreand that's beyond ignoring the utility of skills to ensure you dont fuck mid career races anyway
Using my borrows on Ryan 1* guts parents while waiting for KSB
>>550492549I don't know who all your daffy pals areI thought seriru, witgod and VF were the same person
>>550491795sex city
>>550493432Not yet...stop asking you're gonna make me prematurely roll on the slut cards.
>>550493432
for Suzuka, should I get Unrestrained + 1 mid-race skill or Final Push + 2 mid-race skills?
How much Stam do Scorpio oonige need
>>550493379That is what Seriru said in his guide too. Some fag is somehow saying it was witgod who's said that 1k stam gaslight Moomoo's guide is already a guaranteed 1000 + 1 gold recovery. Not sure about the other two since I don't even try to get know about their guides. Moomoo's at least give good skill recommendations.
>>5504936961100 + 2 golds
>>550493342https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JksEoSNFcMPeople were doing this shit before Unity Cup inflated stats
>>550490889Don't cry because he's old... smile because he lived long and happy years. Not every racehorse is so lucky
>>550493686No unrestrained = brick, she will get caught up to before the race ends
>>550493379>>550493729Nevermind. Moomoo's is 900 + 1 gold and 500 guts
>>550491203>entire section on Conserved Power that gaurantees you extra speed in the final spurt but only if you have more (?) than 1200 powerI have literally never heard anyone talk about this before. Why the fuck is this game so mechanically complex?
How much stamina do I need if I don't want to buy recovery skills at all? Thinking about using 18* stamina parents and always picking stamina options so I can use my points elsewhere
>>550493575personally I tend to buy a few cheap skills here and there before hard races but it's just more comfortable to decide what to go for at the very end, and by the end you usually have high enough stats to just bulldoze anyways
Remember, if you don't get Kitasan on your hard saved carats, the brand new cystore is there for you.
>>550493598IIRC witgod was a nickname people gave seriru since he was one of the first people to say 'umamusume is wit game' and promoted witmaxxing as a viable way to clear career
>>550493856I'm listening
>>550493937Conserved power hasn't been implemented in global yet. Same for stamina contest>Why the fuck is this game so mechanically complex?It's a beautiful racing sim, isn't it?
>>550494005Just a heads up but you're replying to a guy that's actively baiting and acting clueless. His next reply to you maybe him acting clueless again
>>550493923Bros why doesn't this Suzuka gas????https://alpha123.github.io/uma-tools/umalator-global/#H4sIAAAAAAAAA82PvW7DMAyE3%2BVmDZITJ7G2oFPQoQU6FhkEi3aE2JIhSgiKIO9eyE5%2Ft27djkfi%2BN0VbciR6WChldzItYBnM04DMXQtpQATWehqo%2BqmXm1XjUBmeg78SDRBp5hpdg4%2BPZyoPTN0ZwYmgWhastRBXzGGUDIE%2Bhiyt9ArgQuZdKI4aybDwc8yuZHup8ZSgZI3gTwaVYJCTp1LBRZKykoqCPA0E6pqpk1mdN5A78o0hUv5sKz6nBh6XeTFsQ3jfeAUTaL%2BDRpPwbueIGAdJ%2BNb2k%2FJpVw48FJe5diZH%2B4eXwG%2F7bMbBoZ%2BLaiyKqjNB3MllfoUahGyrhWOS9nqb2W338ru%2FkXX4%2B32Dq%2FYgKRbAgAA
How many hours till kitasan? Is it later or tomorrow? I cant into timezones
>>5504939231400 stamguts from moomoo isnt that far off from 1300 stamguts recc from witgodis moomoo overpreparing for neicha and rain or is witgod discounting it
>>550494176>https://alpha123.github.io/uma-tools/umalator-global/#H4sIAAAAAAAAA82PvW7DMAyE3%2BVmDZITJ7G2oFPQoQU6FhkEi3aE2JIhSgiKIO9eyE5%2Ft27djkfi%2BN0VbciR6WChldzItYBnM04DMXQtpQATWehqo%2BqmXm1XjUBmeg78SDRBp5hpdg4%2BPZyoPTN0ZwYmgWhastRBXzGGUDIE%2Bhiyt9ArgQuZdKI4aybDwc8yuZHup8ZSgZI3gTwaVYJCTp1LBRZKykoqCPA0E6pqpk1mdN5A78o0hUv5sKz6nBh6XeTFsQ3jfeAUTaL%2BDRpPwbueIGAdJ%2BNb2k%2FJpVw48FJe5diZH%2B4eXwG%2F7bMbBoZ%2BLaiyKqjNB3MllfoUahGyrhWOS9nqb2W338ru%2FkXX4%2B32Dq%2FYgKRbAgAAI ain't clickin that shit nigga
added the cygamesu link beneath the timeline>>550494270>>550494270>>550494270
>>550493920alright, thanks
>>550494142Ohhh, I didn't realize that. Thanks.
>>55049419628 hours
Can I use JP account on Cygame ID?
>>55049419628 hours from now.
>>550494198I think both of witgod and moomoo's are fine. 1000 stamina is definitely going over
>>550494287Thanks cygames intern
>pull for umas because f2poor lucklet with lb0 kitasan and couldn't spark creek>didn't get umas i liked>didn't like the umas i got>feel regret>not enough carats to spark a kitasanShould I just reroll for a LB3/MLB Kita and a Creek if I can't get lucky and somehow pull my last copies of kita with 100 pulls?
Buy a kitasan account with creek>>550494441
>>550494441>CreekNo. Creek gets used in 2 more CMs. Try for Fine instead.
>>550494441If you don't have anything worth in your account then yes. It's pretty quick.
>>550493923>500+ gutsoh so I am supposed to use Urara guts in the deck?
>>550494441>pull for umas because f2poor lucklet with lb0 kitasan and couldn't spark creek>didn't get umas i liked>didn't like the umas i gotWhatever you do you're still going to be a retarded nigger that has his peanut of a brain obliterated by the next bannerAll our advice will be too White for you
>>550494278I didn't realize Shakur and Kris S were in NTR's gen
>>550494287you could at least fix the number...
>>550494721I don't trust that marketI'm unironically afraid of scams because I'm from a white third world country so not even govt gibs>>550494728Is LB0 Fine good enough? I might as well aim for a lb0 creek lb0 finemo>>550494770I have LB2 SSR Riko and LB4 Power Rice so there's that I guess
>>550489987isn't the literal most iconic anime character ever also a guy whose personality is just being dense, eating, and fighting?
>>550495151LB1 gets you the wit bonus but 0 is fine. LB0 Creek is painful to use because 0 starting bond, would not recommend.
>>550490098I will now pull for kitasan black
>>550490429I'm going 2 Front 1 late. And hope enough fronts die to feed the late if my own fronts fall behind.
>Rewatch recording of a race>Notice that someone brought a Nice Nature that straight up didn't do anythingIf you're going to be a debuff nigger then at least make sure they have the stats to actually hit debuffs on those that matter
>>550496030The fact that all seeing eyes is random and not right at late race is so lame
>>550494860>advice too white for youWhat would fucking my cousin tips do for pull plans?
>>550499125>Haha! Incestuous whites!Are you baiting me into posting maps or racial breakdowns so you can report me
>>550499263I wouldn't report but I expected some half assed race science dump yes.
I, too, am keeping the old thread on another browser tab for no fucking reason
Oh, I just came back and was wondering why it was so slow. Am retarded.
>>550489528oh, lol. ty regardless, anon.
>>550494787If you have the cards, why not?
