Previous Thread: >>550483792>Guides, Resources and useful links:https://rentry.org/bagguides>/bag/Circles/Clubs/Friends:https://rentry.org/holdingthebag>4koma, Manga, Side Content, PVs & Shortshttps://rentry.org/bacontent>>(JP) – JST>Banners:>12/17 11:00 – 12/24 10:59Meru, MomijiMinoriShigure (Hot Spring)Serika (Swimsuit)>News:Christmas Livestream: https://youtube.com/live/To4kTwOHslU – 12/20 19:005th Anniversary Website: https://5th-anniversary.bluearchive.jpPatch notes: https://bluearchive.jp/news/newsJump/609>Events:Balancing Schale's Books with the General Student Council – 12/17 11:00 – 12/24 10:59>Content:Limit Break Assault: Chokmah (Outdoor – w/Heavy Armor) – 11/20 11:00 – 12/24 3:592x Commission – 12/17 4:00 – 12/24 3:59>>(GLOBAL) – UTC>Banners:>12/16 After Maint – 12/23 1:59Hasumi (Swimsuit – Limited)Seia (Swimsuit – Limited)Ichika (Swimsuit – Welfare)>News:Patch notes: https://forum.nexon.com/bluearchive-en/board_view?thread=3302503Roadmap: https://bluearchive.nexon.com/events/2025/12/4th>Events:Summer Sky's Promise – 12/16 After Maint – 12/30 1:59100-Free Recruitment Event: https://forum.nexon.com/bluearchive-en/board_view?thread=3302497Teatime on the Beach: https://bluearchive.nexon.com/events/2025/12/teapartyMy Office: https://bluearchive.nexon.com/user/myofficeSpecial Survey: https://forms.gle/4DaM3bvLkqAkvX7q9>Content:Total Assault: Hod (Urban) – 12/23 2:00 – 12/29 18:59Limit Break Assault: Tiphareth (Indoor – w/Heavy Armor) – 12/17 2:00 – 1/12 18:593x Bounty/Lesson – 12/15 19:00 – 12/22 18:592x Account EXP – 12/19 19:00 – 12/21 18:593x Normal – 12/22 19:00 – 12/26 18:592x Account EXP – 12/26 19:00 – 12/28 18:59
coom in Nozoom.wonder if I get a ban for this one.
Who else is skipping Yesod like our JP brothers?
I root for the loli thread
I have Aoi fatigue
>>550504287Yeah, you're gonna get banned, especially if the schizo reports it. Better delete it just in case
>>550504357This thread is first anyway.
Why tf is the captcha cussing me out???
First for Reverse Gomene Yuuka-Chan~
>>550504434Fellas it is schizophrenia to report rule breaking content?
>>550504479Red Winter Sensei...
>>550504434meh, I'll take your word for it
>>550504578HAS
it's her
>>550504614Coward
>550504543Reminder to report shit bait, schizo isn't the only one who can do it if you didn't know
>>550504704There is no easier student than Megu in the entire game prove me wrong
>Trinity ClassroomThat's NOT Trinity Classroom. Did they seriously not have a png for it back when the game launched and then just forgot to update it or something? Lol
>>550504783You messed up your quote. I'll fix it for you>>550504543
this captcha is way better wtf, no need to type anything and i can do it in less than a second, moving dots go away
>>550504724I've already spent 3 days in ban for allegedly using VPN a month ago, I'd rather not risk it.
>>550504836Not all trinity classrooms need to have high pillars and be covered in gold anon
>not owning it like a manWhat a pussy
>>550504287Artist source?
>>550504614
Sora lost
should I spend all my ligmas on Seia
>>550504836Mashiro was the 2nd banner of the game and volume 3 happened like 5 months laterI'm pretty sure they didnt have the background CG for it then yeah
>>550504910>Not all trinity classrooms need to have high pillars and be covered in gold anonThey literally do have it everywhere. It's the signature architecture style of their school
>>550504947>>550504958"ketsu juuji killer (kejuki)" on gelbooru.
Of ALL the swimsuit alts added into the game (including obvious alts such as Kasumi's which aren't playable yet)Which is your favorite in terms of design? For me I have a tough time choosing between theseHoshino, Izuna, Koharu
>Gets called out for cuckbaiting last thread>Just openly starts trying to cuckpost this thread for attention>In a game where other men literally don't exist to begin withYeah its monkey again
>>550504578I need a fuck huge png of her cutie patootie face
>>550504836they never update momotalks, pina's l2d has a text log while older l2d just skip that part, kayoko has a bond story where she is listening to metal but because there was no metal track released at the time it just plays unwelcome school, if they were to release that bond story now it would play tsumugi's song or something
We are waiting for our one hundred rolls right?
>>550505136Hanako's. The translucent wet T-shirt gets me every time
>>550505120in the classrooms?I haven't seen a single classroom in Trinity with pillars in it
>>550504748I bet it smells like candy
>Iori>Kuroko>Nagisa>every single teamMan I really should stop getting mad at coinflips
Are these schizos in the room with us right now?
arona's pussy
>>550504836probablyvolume 3 didn't exactly arrive quickly
>>550505175no I already pulled Seia and Hasumi.
>>550505175Yes of course.Only a retard would spend 60 pulls before that.
>>550505150Huh? We see robot and dog men all the time? Sometimes even a cat or a polar bear. I like that polar bear actually. Cool guy
>>550505312well you saying that would imply that they are the schizosince they are the schizo, the schizos are herebut since there IS a schizo, this means that it's not schizo behaviour to think there are schizoswhich would make him a schizobut THEN-
>>550505136Iori's to this day can't be beat.
>>550504409How does a student even become part of the GSC?
I think we all have to be a little schizo to play blue archive
>>550505175I already got mine
>>550505173What's funny is that her L2D DOES have Trinity architecture yet the actual bond story takes place in a generic metropolis city akin to Millennium
>>550505021No, she's fine at 4* and I didn't have any problem doing Torment the other day with my 4* S.Seia. The only one that was a pain in the ass to keep alive was her normal version, but that was because she was 3* and was doing the clear that requires to mald for a higher score
Thoughts?
>>550505649okay thanks
>>550505136I don't know about design, but Ichika is my favorite by far. It's just pleasant to look at, but most of it is because of the shorts and hoodie for the color combo, and Ichika's super sexy tummy
>>550505647You only have forty rolls though
>>550505726that's just men and women in general
>>550504748tfw you'll never get to smell a girl like this
>>550505726As a woman it causes me insanly dread knowing that 25% of the men posting here are only wearing underwear and they have a hand down there now
>>550505463i don't get the hype for teaonly ever tasted like flavored water no matter the servercoffee doesn't give me that impression
>had to stop myself from typing wideomo in clubn chatholy shit you guys are getting in my head
>>550505647heehee
>>550505136Hanako, Ichika and Seia easily. Hanako's looks gigasexy, Ichika's looks gigacomfy and Seia just looks cool as fuck
We are in dire need of an Iroha alt
>>550505726Doesn't apply to me, my drip is always immaculate
>>550505726Even video games are like this, what thoughts?
>>550505897>As a womantits or gtfo
>>550505790I like that it feels like a subtle arrow to her stomach/pelvis
Gookako bros....WE FUCKING LOST...
>>550505897Female sensei? In my /bag/?
>>550505962Terrible taste
What about we are all sane but the schizo is the game itself?
>>550505928True propaganda geniuses.
Well? Do (You)?
>>550505648i think that generic city is used as the defacto abydos background even to this day lol, they never bothered to make a ruined city full of sand, i wish they updated older l2ds tho, it sucks to miss one line of dialog and having to repeat the whole bond again
>>550505726>women are more fashion forward than menWater is wet, sun is bright, and archives are blue. Any other news you want to bring for us?
Honestly after Star Citizen and Outer Wilds 2 I just can't trust Bethesda with a new falloutthey both sucked
>>550505962Amazing taste
>>550505897post vagoo as proof faget
>>550505150I hate cuckshit even more than you, but I saw this the other day when I was clearing momos and was a bit confused
WTF THE BUFF BITCH JUST ONE SHOT ME IN LAST ROUND, I HAD A HEAL FOR THE ENTIRE TEAM BUT SHE DID -6 TO EVERYONE
>>550505897damn, you got me. i have socks on though if that helps at all
>>550506060did she get eye surgery? not looking so bug-eyed here
Did you buyed the Selector Ticket? Did you buyed the Guarantee Ticket?Did you buyed the Limited Selector?Who did you get?
>>550505897Im also a woman and while i may be in my boxers I hate when men undress me with their eyes!
>>550505897>As a womanuh huh yeah sure buddy
>>550506219Of those, only Kayoko.
>>550506274>childguh
Need sex student sex
>>550505897Hey, dude, chill out. I also have a t-shirt on.
>>550506292Midori, get him
>>550506157My troon senses are tingling
>>550506279>WTF THE BUFF BITCH JUST ONE SHOT MEAnd she will do it again BITCH
>>550505962Average taste
>>550505175Hell no, I rolled until s.Seia on the first day (took 60), and I keep rolling every day for shits and giggles. I got super lucky today getting two of my most wanted students (regular Kikyou, dress Kayoko), I still can't believe it
also REMINDERhttps://x.com/IO_DIVISION/status/1998637065333043497
>>550506060translation: we haven't started working on the next FO game AT ALL
>>550506219>Wakamo>Makoto>Kayoko>Shunvs>Kokona>Ibuki>Alice>ShunnyWho actually wins?
>>550505962Taste of unclear quality
what did they see?
>>550506219>having an adult women fetishanon...
>>550506219Yeah...
>>550505136Kikyou's.
>>550503253Here https://gitea.com/nape3145/userscripts/raw/branch/main/src/4chan-inline-captcha-preview.user.js I was making sure it's compatible with the native extension since there are some weirdos out there who refuse to use 4chanX
>>550506292I bought got the guaranteed one and got TWO 3 stars. They were Yukari AND beach Yukari.
My "Daily Login" button doesn't proc on the Special Mission Event, even though I am... logged in. Anyone else have this?(The first Daily Login was collected yesterday or the day before that, so it's not that I already collected one today.)
>>550506595I'm going to get fucking hacked, aren't I?
>>550505136>Which is your favorite in terms of design?There's quite literally not a single girl in the game even close to how pretty this Nagisa is.Actual peak. And she 100% deserves it as the best trinity girl.Also, worst one is clearly S Hina. Absolute dogshit, I don't know who made the choice of putting her in a school swimsuit but fire that guy, she looks horrible.
>>550506539read the card description bwo
>>550505726Isn't that just "men and women, period"?
>>550506539My gehenna folder
>>550506696paste the script inside chatgpt and ask what it does
my kazoos looks a little bit weird....
>>550506539Valid reaction
As a gamer it causes me insanly dread knowing that 75% of the men posting here aren't only wearing underwear and they have a hand down there now
>>550506306planning on something, bud?
>>550506410You're a troon? Sorry to hear it
It's too fucking cold and heat's too fucking expensive for me to just be sat here in my underwear wtf.Summer, though? Underwear on a good day.
>>550506595i kneel
>>550506520The more damning thing is this statement means FO5 has had more news than TES6.
>>550506713Unearthly levels of homosexuality coming from your post
>>550506824Bro, it's winter, I need the fucking t-shirt, alright?
I got that good gushy, certified baddy you cant get wit this
>>550506713>prostitute-coreHigh class prostitute, but still prostitute
>>550506292I'm getting kisaki (like everyone else) if I don't get her in my two sparks during fest. I'm so tired of not being able to follow video guides for free plats (like everyone else)
>>550506292Do I want to drop 30 buckaroos on the mere chance that I might get Toki or just maintain my patience and wait until I can roll for her next year...
I'm 90, can I use my ligma now?Also, who's worth using my expert permits on?Is it worth it to bring sAyane and sShizuko to 3* or is it wasteful and I should've been there during their events?
>>550506954Crack that space heater to maximum to solve the problem.
>be me>couldn't post because I was stuck in a loop with the captcha>ask /bag/>/bag/ refused to explain how to fix it >be me>couldn't post because I was stuck in a loop with the captcha>go to the archives>see posts from the majohng general>someone else had the same issue>posters kindly explained how to fix the issue>posters kindly explained how to switch to violentmonkey>posters kindly explained what IS violentmonkey>posters kindly explained how to import settings>posters kindly explained how to export settings>posters kindly explained how to install 4chanx in violentmonkey>posters kindly explained how to edit scripts in violent monkey
>>550506824I'm at work
>>550507049>I'm 90damn they got internet in the retirement home?
>>550506595holy based
>>550506897>Blue Archive 2 will hit EOS after a long and successful run before we get another fallout or elder scrolls gameWhat a grim reality we live in
>>550507017You should do it.I did it.It didn't work at all, but imagine if it did.
>>550506987>Already back to cuckposting
>>550505136Tie between Izuna, Ichika and Iori.
do you not get archive tickets or anything from hitting 90?
>>550506661did you clear the simple strategy mission today? if so, it won't count your login for the following mission because of quality gook coding. you literally can't even start the next mission without claiming the previous one. it does count for the total needed for the final ticket though
>>550507049If you want the girls to get to a certain point start nabbing their elephs. You're finally at max so youre no longer going to be starved of expert permits. Splurge a little.
Big Hoshino
>>550507074>/bag/ refused to explain how to fix ityou think anyone here knows how? like half of the posters can't even solve the captcha
>>550507074We've helped anons with problems with 4chanX and XT tho
>>550507049Use your expert permits for Hasumi elephs.
>>550507075Excuses.
>>550507268Yes, that's what I did. I guess I'll get it tomorrow then. That's really poor design though...
>>550506839Yeah... play the event minigame finally
>>550506539
>>550507074I posted the solution yesterday and other anons did the same, it's not our fault that you can't read or didn't bother to check the thread for a solution, or at least use Google you dumbass
>>550506707Marriage forms or job applications? I need to know before I signDidn't Seia make me sign a marriage registration already in her valentines scene?
>>550506595Dear diary, today anon was not a faggot
>>550507074>Couldn't post>Asked /bag/Sorry, mate. Telepathy has never been my strong suit.
>>550507074RETARD
>>550507440indeed
>>550506803zzz crossover when? I don't play it but I remember seeing some upcoming loli idols/vtubers whatever on a thumbnail, and they looked cute and funny
who is my best choice from the archive recruitment tickets?
Half the card game is just reading the flavor text on the cards and the unique interactions you can find during the game.
>>550507501This is why you should post answers to questions that nobody asks.Extra cheese, less sauce pizza from Domino's.
>>550507630shun ako and cherino are not farmable, everyone else is
Blue archive is gradually turning into a yuri game and i do not like it
>>550507390based but also unbased
>>550505726Women just look for another thing to skinwalkMen care about the spirit of it
>>550507713okay thanks ako it is I guess
>>550507615
the card game isn't one of those things you have to do every day right?
While it looks like she's performing magical ninjutsu techniques, in reality she's just replicating the effects physically with her super human body
>>550507728elaborate or gargle me wang
>>550507728It is only a yuri game to the extent sensei cannot fuck every student at the same time
>>550507668That's true, Cheese constantly posts answers to questions nobody asked.
>>550507890He's transitioning, not by choice, but by the estrogen built up from decades of drinking unfiltered tap water.
>>550507887She is destined to become the giga nigga of Hyakki one day...
Akane Love!I am the red king of the imperial jungle
>>550506539This *unzips*
what the fuck? my office was working this morning before leaving, now i turned off my pc and it's borked
>>550505241Lotta American's miss the fact its meant to be a "boyfriend shirt", she's wearing sensei's shirt. Its also the only thing she's wearing, being naked underneath it(Apparently)Which is one reason I can't forgive American's like that one artist shipping Summer Hanako with Koharu with their usual yuri shit. Not understanding the point of Summer Hanako's momo's and her outfit is that all she's thinking about is sensei. Momotalks are all about the side of herself she can only show to sensei, the part of herself that doesn't hide behind dirty jokes.
>>550507779This must be how you feel
>>550507887>performs feats that look like ninjutsu, but it's all due to her physical abilitiesHow fucking strong is she?
>>550508361have you tried logging in
>>550508228And yet she's roughly as powerful/fast as Chise
>>550508361you have to log in every session lol
>>550507074You should get tempermoney instead of violentmonkey.
>>550508364>policing extremely subjective thought crimes>getting butthurt by an artist>getting butthurt by people not hating that artist as much as he doesInternet forums are like going to walmartYou find some fascinating specimens that make you look fucking incredible by comparison
>I want to get S.Seia>but she hasn't appeared in the 30 free rolls>I CANNOT roll more>I must wait to see if I get her with the free rolls>I only have 60000 pyros>I need S.Mika, S.Nagi AND D.Hina>I can't spare doing the 100 extra rolls if I absolutely don't have to>no story left>no momos left>the 60k are assuming I buy both selectors and battle pass as wellalso>this is causing me high anxiety>my hands sweat all the time>I can't sleep properly>neck hurts and feels like an iron slab>my jaw hurts like hell from unintentionally clenching all the time>I have to go to the bathroom every 45 minutes because my stomach is anxiety drivenThe worst thing is that this anxiety won't give up until we get the other 70 rolls in 7 days...If anything it will go up
>>550508364America is a yuri nation now
>>550508594Nice bait
O gookako tell us your wisdom
>>550508601>Internet forums are like going to walmartIndeed. I often model my posts after a violent shart.
>>550508696no wonder it went to shit
>>550504173Pregnant pregsex with pregnant pregstudents.
>>550508601>You should love yuri, don't hate yuri artists, it isn't cool. We should welcome themI can't appreciate artist who don't try to understand the characters and let their personal bias overwrite any "inconvenient" aspects of the characters with headcanon. I'm fine with interpretations that exist within the concept of the character as long as it doesn't heavily contradict things, but if it contradicts things then its effectively no longer the same character. All they're doing is using the image of the character with no substance.
>>550508852pregwith*
>>550505790I'm still mad at them for nerfing her tits
We love flat Chiaki here
And that's going to be it for this month's Final restriction.
>>550508549>>550508454it started to do the thing where you try to log in, refreshes the itself multiple times and then returns to that screen where it asks me to log in, i refreshed multiple times and with ctrl+f5 on some of the refreshes and it's just working now, i don't understand
>>550509065gook coding, you rike?
>>550508904>same strawman as usualI'm noticing some patternsMaybe try finding something else to live for other than this silly gacha game
>>550509079Where is her red pupils?
>>550508985she doesn't look that different, it's mostly because of the angle, her stance and lighting. she was always slender and I love her for it.
Look who came home
>>550508904this is an unusual amount of seethe over fanart that hasn't even been posted in the thread
>>550509273LMAOOOOOOOOOO
>>550509049She clearly isn't flatEither a C or D cup easilyProbably C
>>550505136Iori, Ichika, Mika for me.
>>550508852Pregnant Archive
i drank too much coffee and smoke to much and now im jittery and my heart is raising. help
>>550506713Yeah it's wild how sexy she looks compared to her base, like you'd have to try really hard to not take her for a quick fuck behind some rocks
>>550509050Oh...You don't need to do every stage individually to get all the items...I see...
>>550508381i don't get it... but i'll say i miss t.fren
>>550509425Take an energy drink, it'll help you
>>550509425hopital
seriously, whoever is responsible for their website needs to be hanged by the state
>>550509461I did that when I was new, I got to stage 12 or so, then jumped to 24 and felt stupid
So am I not supposed to answer that as a steamvet? Because there were tons of confusing things when I started.
>>550508852>>550509359>inflation with extra steps
>>550509537Does Korea have states?
>>550509425try not to shart yourself
>>550509425Take a Ketamine to take the edge off.
>>550509572
>>550508904>All they're doing is using the image of the character with no substance.Sure, but people do that all the time. Why care? Their opinions and interpretation don't matter.
>>550509560just be yourself
>>550509050I hate this boss and don't want to learn it, especially now that they changed the color. I know what the game wants me to do, and I literally can't die outside of the instakill gimmick phase, but I can't clear stage 49 because I run out of time. worst boss for sure
>>550509572Yeah they're vorefags in disguise
>>550509572You are an especial nigger
>>550508364>that one artistfrom what I've heard that artist also chimps out about sensei x student pairings.
>>550506943Hina ぴぴな
I don't understand antiyurischizos.Normal behavior in the 2000s and early 10s was just fuck both girls at once even if they were yuri. These raging hateboners over lesbians these schizos had didn't exist and lesbians were considered hot.The girls make out while you fuck both of them. Is it a Muslim thing?
are you maxed out on rewards if you kill the kaitengers? Any point continuing or can you just sweep after that?
>>550508852Just the thought of pregnant sex is very repulsive to me. There's a baby in there...Don't lecture me about anatomy, I don't wanna hear it.
>>550508852Wow it's incredible how gomen memes have a response for everything huh
Arisu gogurt anatomy
>>550509359filename randomizer go brrrr
>>550509943>kill the kaitengersyou mean clearing final stage? Cuz enemy counter is random
>>550509474I'm always here, I haven't forgotten anon. It'll all be okay because I believe
>>550508852You see, I would find this erotic if it were literally any other student, but with Seia it's just nasty.
>>550509921don't you have another narrative to shitpost here monkey?
>>550509946It's even healthier than abstaining from sex :D
>>550508364>Highlander out of nowhere
>>550507630Are you gonna let the meta get between you and this smile?
why is everyone kissing nagisa's ass?
I hate pregnant art as that implies I have to take responsibility.
>>550509332Why Is she covering herself? I though she was stupid
>>550509921The appeal of yuri is to correct those girls with the power of cock. If you enjoy pure yuri you are definitely a cuck
>>550509802>especial
>>550510067Well I got to the kaitengers and killed them and it ended and gave me a reward so I assume that was the final stage?
>>550510242The last time someone told her to fuck off, Nagisa tried to take down the sisterhood and knights hospitaller
>>550510283Basically me. I'm a huge manslut
>>550510042Oh no, I just saved my picture again. I like having multiple copies of the same image.
>>550510242Imagine this but with Nagisa, and you'd understand
>>550509921It's literally just dependent mental illness of the same genre as yurifags who can't stand sensei x student, or yurifags who hate straight shipping (in games with men, not blue archive), or whatever the fuck. If you're attached to drawings such that other peoples' fantasies about those drawings make you crash out you legit need to fix your life.
>>550510242Mika because she's afraid that Nagisa is going to have a mental breakdown soon if she doesn't get a break. This is explained a bit in the group mini story they'll get soon.
>>550510283Yes I do imagine nogs runs screaming in terror from the pregsex fetish.Pregnant Sex is the crown of the fetishes and therefor the White Man's fetish.
>>550510339well then yeah, if you've cleared stage 3 round 7 then you've got max rewards and you can just sweep. Go check your tasks.
>>550510215I want Nozomi to wear Sensei's shirt.
>>550510242anal queen please understand
Imagine kissing Nagusa
>>550508852Taking responsibility and marrying Iroha. Giving Ibuki a new sister to play with.
>>550508852always
>>550510515>British oral hygiene NO thanks
>>550510443>Hurr durr both sides, really no one is correct, yuri is just as correct as sensei pairings, there is no canon, everything is correct entirely>Fuuka post
I want an event for plain girls
What's the lore behind the 4 elements
i want a feet event with all new feet art
>>550510114i will trust Puranaenjoy the holidays!
Oh my fucking lord
>>550510154What a strange creature we have here. Tell me your story oh mystical thing.
>>550509921The pendulum swung back, get fucked
>>550509921This isn't the 2000s anymore, retard
>>550510778Seia is #2 to this pure sex creature
>>550510580>Hina gomen'dNo
>>550510283isn't taking responsibility the main theme of this game?
>>550510867(nta, but) fuuuck, don't remind me.
>>550510693Your wildhunt slop?
>>550510907Nothing gomen about it. Iroha is just the ideal wife.
>>550510735She never lies, Happy Holidays to you too, anon. 2026 is your year
>>550509921I noticed that gacha players in particular have some of the worst imaginations around.
>>550510894back off! stop trying to seduce me when you won't even appear in my rolls!
>>550510738She's a jukebox hero
>>550510659Ayo, this bitch can't touch her toes.
We really don't need these types of "people"
>>550511384No one really can
>>550505889At least not a girl of that age, very sad.
>>550509946It's fully and totally partioned off from your dick. The cervix is so tight it only allows a near microscopic amount of seminal fluid in.The Jap's invention of the semen-blast flooding the falopian tubes is a myth. Hot though.
>>550511432This is why I'm glad these freaks are scared of lolis and vn style games
>>550511504uh huh sure fatty fat fatbag
>>550511432You really can tell how much things have changed here that no one pushes back on yurifags much anymore. Now you get a dozen posts trying to support them and say that bullying is wrong.
>>550511513
Can you touch your toes /bag/? You can surely.
>>550511735Imagine the smell
>>550511652Xmas Seia ready for deployment. Repeat, Xmas Seia is ready for deployment.
>>550511652literally there is not a yuri post in the entire thread until anon started crashing out about it unprompted, this is deep mental illness
>>550511832IT'S NEXT WEEK FUCK OFF
>>550511652They're criticizing the mentally ill moron who constantly brings it up with no prompting whatsoever other than his own neuroses
https://x.com/i/status/2001226495222800821
>>550511652Anon started crying about yuri posts from a different website about a completely different game. I think you may be fucking retarded. Who cares
So this was the event that had the JP bros in tears over how good it was? I guess I'm just not as invested. I liked it but not to that degree
>>550510732amen brother
>>550512240They were in tears because it was very mid
Does anyone have John Nexon's email address? I need to tell him to turn the deck builder into a standalone video game. I'd buy it, it already rules.
>>550512240I think you misunderstood what the sob emoji was being used for bro
>>550511946>>550512083>>550512139>Several posts a minute apart>Trying to reframe things to be more pro yuri and claiming everything bad is just the other side "chimping out"hmm
>>550511561>The Jap's invention of the semen-blast flooding the falopian tubes is a myth.Do you mean this?
I am in tears
>>550511824i wanna sniff her unwashed pussy so bad
>>550512240Don't trust what's said here about the slants opinions of non-translated events
>>550512113Why is it cucking me like that? I can see posts like this just fine on my phone, but on pc I need to open a profile and go to media tab
And now he's doing the schizo "everyone is the same person" thing. Jesus it's so predictable
>>550511561>The Jap's invention of the semen-blast flooding the falopian tubes is a myth.My life is a lie
>>550509808cute
>>550509921Yuri would be fine but unfortunately it attracts yurifags who are insufferable retards and trannies. They don't want (You) to fuck them they are gatekeeping and shitposting you for wanting to fuck them.
>>550511950so you're saying... it's in 6.7 days?
>>550512448I saw the tweets, it wasn't from /here/
>>550509921>Normal behavior in the 2000s and early 10s was just fuck both girls at once even if they were yuri.Ah, the "Tommy Dreamer", as it was known.
>>550509921Kill yourself troon
I HOPE ALL OF YOU ARE DEAD TOMORROW
>>550511950She already found you
>>550512652WHAT THE HECK
>>550512534this is just the en twitter experience which shouldn't be applicable for blue archive players
>>550511652wrong tab, mihoyo fren.
>>550512470jeetcoding. if it doesn't bother you, redirect to xcancel with https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/nitter-redirect/
Utaha a cuteChihiro, also a cute
>>550512495Imagine your studentwife going for a dip in the sea only for fish poo, parasite eggs, and countless microorganisms to gain direct access to her wombIt would be like a million NTR instances all at once
>>550512424
>>550512595
https://magma.com/d/ldRfkAEGGYhttps://magma.com/d/ldRfkAEGGYhttps://magma.com/d/ldRfkAEGGYHo ho ho! Join the jolly aggie /bag/ or you are a faggot
>>550509921Yuri is homosexuality and disgusting. I didn't like it then and I sure as shit don't like it now. I won't forget or forgive Watamote becoming a yurifag manga.
>>550512879I've never seen anyone in my life wife these girls specifically
>>550512534Even if this game had yuri normalfags would still refuse to play it because the girls are underage. The gatekeeping is just an excuse
>>550512309Ironic.
>>550513059Chihiro was my wife..... Once.....
>>550513059I love the Utaha Jazz.
>>550512835Oh no, Mihomofags love yuri and shipping unlike here
>>550512113>4chan X can't embed twitter links like XTSigh, I have to change back to XT again... Thanks to this anon from yesterday for the new captcha fix >>550392454
>>550512534>Yuri would be fine
>>550513056Rare yuriGODs W
>>550513056It did? I remember reading it for a bit back in the day. What a shame.
>>550513223What happened sensei?You didn't divorce her, did you? Divorce is wrong.
*kills the undesirables*Thank Arona for everything, even your bad rolls.
So is S.Hasumi worth using in Arena?
>>550513287Should've been Tomoko and her bro.
>>550506595The preview doesn't work for reports
Hot take but maybe a minigame is badly designed if it takes 25 fucking manual pages to explain it
>>550509921I don't hate yuri, I hate shiptards forcing themselves into a self-insert game
>busy threads are even worse than thisAnyone complaining about slow threads is functionally another bad actor
>>550512848Am I retarded? I added it to extensions but when I click that link it still forwards me to x>>550506595Also, for whatever fucking reason I can only complete one captcha pet site refresh kek After I post once and want to post again it doesn't show captcha images
yurishit in your hrt general is none of our business honkeks, get out blue archive
>>550513534Gotta retard-proof it for all the retards that still struggle with basic card game rules.
>>550513534It's just explaining card game rules for people who have never touched a card game in their life. If you have played MtG, Pokemon TGC, YGO or Slay the Spire you already know the rules
I ship Date Meowsamune x Underground Dweller, thoughts?
>>550513551>self-insert gameBlue Archive isn't a self insert game. Sensei is his own character.
any chance we getting the Gehenna Gyaru side story?
>>550513693You've just disproved yourself
Jumby my beloved...
>>550513464I was only half serious with that shitpost. I think watamote is more fun without romance
>>550513728Probably, but not soon
Sora
>>550513551>shiptards are on the dev teamOh look it's another "community" faggot who isn't part of the communities that actually matter to the devs
>>550513693Sensei is literally me, though.
Can someone please post that one screencap of an anon saying all women should have their legs broken at birth? It was posted alongside an image of himari
>>550513728Please...please let her be in my life...
>>550513831I wish Sora wasn't so afraid of Sensei.
>>550513693Arona literally says my name.I AM Sensei
>200 momotalks I'm bad sensei right?
>>550513693>Blue Archive isn't a self insert gameIs... Is this the post steamtard era we're going to be subjected to from now on?
https://x.com/i/status/2000400428530577897
>>550513693In all seriousness I never did understand anyone who tried to argue this about any gacha protagonist.
>>550513991It's fine.
>>550513613>I added it to extensions but when I click that link it still forwards me to xIt might require you to configure it. If it doesn't work still try https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/libredirect/>>550513613>I can only complete one captcha pet site refreshcan you post a screenshot or something? if you inspect the qr what do you see inside t-task-preview?
>>550514013No, similar dumb posts were here a year ago too.
>>550513937sameshe kinda butchers mine though
Yuri art was posted and no one cared. Maybe he was right that /bag/ has changed
>>550513917She's going to be released with no fanfare, between far more meta banners, and with a kit even less meta than KiraraEnjoy
The only daily thing that gives pyros is the Teatime, right? Office is only weekly
>>550506292DAru (selector)CUtaha (guarantee)ISakurako (limited)I'd skipped ISakurako, so very good get.
>>550513860
>>550514252>>550514164
>>550513693>Blue Archive isn't a self insert gamethis is the sort of shit secondaries would say
>>550514252>excite
>>550513886Sounds wild as fuck
>>550506647ELITE
>/u/troons actually le good!>sensei is not (You), actuallyWhat other "hot takes" can we post to add further fuel to the fire?
>>550514252How is that image yuri?
>>550513693I guess his name then is Maximilian because that's what they all call me in game
>>550506292I'll buy the selector after fes. Not touching the scam tickets.
>>550514182I will 100% enjoy that. I don't play this game to play this game.
>>550514252>sees a drawing of two friends>immediately assumes yuriRetard. You're just the same as the delusional yurifags.
>>550513991you can get 20k pyrox from them, why not read it before fes come?
>>550514164I hope this >>550512879 isn't what you're talking about cause that's a stretch
>>550514013>>550514041>>550514304>>550514438It isn't. You guys seriously self insert? Sensei has his own personality and everything. Hasn't been very well as of late though.
I'm not sensei because I wouldn't make these retarded choices
>>550514252>exciteHELLO SAAAAR!!!
Don't tell me all these yurishitters come from ss because it'll be funny
>>550514489>I guess his name then is Maximilian because that's what they all call me in gameAs I've said, tranny
>>550514438Ma ku shi mi ri a n?
>>550514603yuritrannies*
>>550514603They come from /vmg/
>>550514603What the fuck is ss
Why the fuck do you even reply to those faggots? Just>[-]and move on. Or better yet, use filters for xt.
>>550514798Straight shota.
>>550514252>skim thread>fat dragon from that one dude who prolifically puts out mediocrity>gets ignored into the ground>starts this mess in retalliationI think we know who's behind this entire thing, saar
>>550514798Super Sentai
Stop replying to tourist bait
>>550514505I wouldn't have forgiven Saori for shooting me. I wouldn't have done half of the selfless things Sensei did. The fact he keeps helping all the girls when I would've stayed away from nearly all of Gehenna.
>>550513613>>550514094Also I forgot to mention, 4chanX and 4chanXT are currently broken. If you get a captcha with Ver ificatio n not re quired it will fail to submit so maybe that's what is actually happening to you. I've been using the script for the past 3h without issues
babs
>>550514015Hina saiyajina when
>>550514182I wouldn't mind. I just want her, don't care if she's meta
>>550514938If sensei isn't (You), then (You) should change (You)rself until he is.
>>550514489>>550514489>it's true because I said soGo back to /sora/ already.
I would've done everything sensei did actually
>>550514489You are ridiculously easy to spot, sis.
>>550514252>deleted
He got his post deleted but looking at that artist's pixiv and it was 100% meant to be shipping art lol
>>5505149414chan X got updated long ago though your captcha preview doesn't work for me on Firefox with Greasemonkey.
>>550514094>can you post a screenshot or something? if you inspect the qr what do you see inside t-task-preview?For whatever fucking reason I can't post pics due to ip range ban, despite not posting anything explicit. And it must've happened in the past hour or so since I was posting pics all day today
>>550514329It was posted a handful of threads ago I just can’t find it
>>550514252lmao
Ve rific ation not required fix>CTRL+F for !((el = $('#t-msg'))in xt script>replace it with !((el = $('#t-msg, #t-task'))Using Tampermonkey if anyone needs to know.
>>550515078>>550515105>thinks I'm a troublemaker from another general cause I have an opinion you don't likeFaggot retards.
>>550515138that is not obvious to me at all
>>550515420Is this NTR art?
Goodbye, I'm dropping this for Stella Sora :)
>>550508669>>550508669>>550508669BROSI CANNOT WAITI WILL DO 100 ROLLSI LITERALLY CANNOT CONTAIN ITIM TOO ANXIOUSI NEED TO KNOW IF I WILL GET SEIA AND HASUMIPLEASE /bag/ HERE I GO ROLLINGI'm rolling from the toilet because I cannot stop having stomach ache from this anxiety
My canon wife Fuuka...
>>550509065happened to me, I just tried through different browsers
>>550515409>other tab traitoryeah you're plain to see>>550515420so asuna owns ako
>>550515189wow it actually went through, now I'm feeling like a dumbass>>550514941>>550515161Yeah, I have 4chanX with firefox and your script loaded through violentmonkey or whatever. I have no clue why it doesn't work 2nd time without refreshing since it seems to work
>>550515543WAITDO SOMETHING ELSEBE PATIENTDON'T WASTE YOUR ROLLS
>>550509079Is Noa there to watch and record?
>>550513917Soon…
>>550508669Just buy some more pyro to ease those worries~!
>>550514248It's not really what I was hoping for but I'll take it.I already used 100 rolls on seia so the 3 star ticket will have to wait till next week.I'll also hold the selector till after since it depends on fes rolls.
>>550515543>>550508669Take your meds bro.
>>550515543Don't do it, you might regret it. Wait a few more days
>>550515594asuna owns sensei owns ako, it depends how you interpret the transitive property
>>550515543You sound like you need a bar anon
Who won?
>>550509921/bag/, why did you reply to this so much
>>550514475I already got s.hasumi and i will only get s.mika
Maybe next time it'll work
>>550515637>have no clue why it doesn't work 2nd time without refreshing since it seems to worknothing in the console? no error messages? do you use persistent quick reply?
Is there a guide for this fuckass card game? I hate it.
>>550515968The duel? S.Meg. Sensex after the event? Both of them.
>>550515409https://youtu.be/5BHvNm7DTrI 6:38/you dumb retard.
Where is she...?
Seia is sexySensei agreed, don't bother him about it
>>550516198A FUCKING PALM TREE
Don't forget to pat your students, bag
>>550516291My bed
>This person tried to unlock your phone
>>550516315Hate that fucking tree.
>>550515968
>>550516261They're fucking stupid. Sensei is a dude and is his own character. I hope this guy isn't one of the writers. Does he even play his own game?
>>550516431Good luck with that. My phone is broken ;_;
>>550508669Why you need S.Seia right now in the first place other than the dumb event boost? Momos? read them later or go to YT, L2D? Go download the png/gif, lobby dialogues? Go to Schale DB or other pages where you can find it, take it easy, you will feel even worse if Arona fuck you
>>550516369anon that's your computer chair, don't tell me you sleep at your desk
>>550515053This is genuinely the answer, and 100% an intended facet of the gameSensei is a self-insert in the sense that he (overall) is someone you should aspire to emulate. Maybe with less wageslavery and feet-licking of brown children, though.
>gorillion deleted posts and shitflingingI ain't reading all that
>>550516549OK you can fuck off now. You're not even convincing anymore.
I never thought I'd need the stinker again
sorry bwos but I wait for hina dress and bunny girls seia is a skip for me :)))
>>550516818Chise wouldn't say that. She probably wouldn't think it. or think.
>This person tried to unlock your phone.
>>550516740I unironically think WWSD when dealing with my social life sometimes, although I try to avoid blowing paychecks on gunpla.
>>550516740>Maybe with less feet-licking of brown children, though.Name one reason why it's bad
>>550517001Don't think
Stubby eyebrows are not erotic.
Post the most smug momoi picture you have
>>550517181Just Bing?
>>550517227So why do I want to cum on hikari's browlets
>>550517178
Soon
>>550517359You're a liar.
>>550517321
>>550516315シュロ
Soon.
Love Chise so much, lads.
>>550517629Generally yes but not about this
>no verification needed>no valid captcha>repeatWHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS SHITTY WEBSITE
D-doushio?
You know what I haven't seen yet? Anyone with the animated badge you get from the turbo goy pass.
>>550517796Bing propaganda worked in the end
>>550517281
>>550517953>32 max APCuuuute
>>550517953>D-doushio?Boy do I have a solution for YOU!
>>550517953Woah, happy first day on the job Sensei.
>>550518186I-I thought I was supposed to get 100 rolls for sex fox though
>>550517950>>550515358
>>550516713Occasionally
>>550517953reroll
>>550517953You'll get both of them on tomorrow's 10pull I guarantee it
>>550518335it's over the course of a few days, you'll get them
huh, the card game wasn’t that badas long as you make it to round 3 you get full rewards
>>550518335They're drip fed throughout the week.
>>550518335yeah, you get them over the course of the week. Now reroll
>>550518335You don’t get them all at once, 10 every day and then 20 every day for some days
>>550518335you are, 10 per day and 20 on the last 3 daysYou might still wanna save your extra pyros for BlueFes next week
>>550518335It's over the course of the week, not all at once. The final days do two 10 rolls. Spam the story to get more pyros. Good luck bwo
Ok, but the real question: should he skip the story for fes pyros or speedread 40 hours in a week?
>>550518559
>>550518727Whole Volume 3 is safe to skip, it's just Trinity crap.
>>550518727He might as well speedread, he ain't clearing the V3 wall.
>>550518559Hina angyna
>>550518727
Volume 2 is the only main volume I actually liked.
She's a fucking rectangle
I was really excited when I saw two 3-stars but alas I am only mildly happy now.
I'm fucking a rectangle.
>Gehenna clubs ruin Trinity summerSo next year with Pandemonium Summer (Makoto welfare and Iroha rerun bait), which Trinity clubs could show up to ruin their fun?
>>550515724>>550515775>>550516614>>550515681>>550515782>>550515880>did 100 extra rolls>no Seia>no Hasumi>felt anxious, angry and sad>stomach hurt even worse>start to roll more out of desperation since I really want both>still no Seia>still no Hasumi>had 60k ish at the start>now down to 19k>now have to decide between D.Hina, S.Mika and S.NagiI will have to call off sick work because my stomach literally won't stop I'm feeling I have to shit every 5 minutes
I like these things
>>550519292you won
I'm fucking a triangle
>>550516153
Ok listen guys, I've played literally only puzzle games, factorio, mp shooters, and boomer shooters my entire life.This game is the first game even remotely of it's kind I've ever played.I'm kinda choice paralzyed on this and subsequent screens. I just want this game to story-enhance my BA doujins. I gather that some of the story stuff is locked behind getting rare pulls like Sex Fox no?Help a retard out. Doushiooooooo.
From my brief Slay the spire experience, removing trash cards is good...which cards are they? The sandcastle is kinda doodoo right?
It's Triangle.
>>550519372Thank God I wasn't born a degenerate gambler. I'd be sleeping in a cardboard box right now.
>Hinata hates this
>>550519372jesus fucking christ anon please take some pepto bismol
>>550519372Jesus christ meds NOW anon
>>550517953why do you have fuckall pyro before FES
>>550519372Ayo homie just work double shit and buy more pyro~!t. Certainly-NOT Arona ;)
>>550519534Forgot pic
>>550519401
>>550519401Yeah, I like child pussy.
>>550519702nevermind, I just woke upyou're NEW
>>550519702newcutie, see ap
>>550519702Fuck if I know
Did they seriously rip all of Cherino's original voice lines out of the game so you can't even toggle or listen to them? How is that legal? What the fuck is happening to this game? I come back and there's like 10x the monetisation and a bunch of tedious shit demanding your attention like twitch drops, battle passes, that annoying web event, etc. Did Nexon start listening to the scumbags over at yostar or something? This isn't bonsaige at all, this is bonsaiGAY.
>>550519525You only need to roll for a student if you want to read their momotalks. Old events get sent to the event archive over time. There is a point in the story that will be difficult until you level up, but who you’ve rolled doesn’t really matter.
>>550519525You don't need anything to play through the story.
I need this man's team.
>>550519372
>>550519525Read the newfag FAQs. It's the first link in the OP.You can spare 20 minutes giving it a skim. But you're not missing 'story' by not having a student. You having Iori is a good starter roll anyways.
>>550519534>>550519783Every time I got to rid of cards I removed the ones I got from recruiting students that didn't match with the rest of my team (at least 2 members of the same faction). Not sure if that's the best choice but worked well enough for me
>>550519525Read the story on YouTube
>>550519927>Scumbags at yostar>Jp version published by yostar does not have twitch drops or discord eventsWhat did he mean by this?
>>550519927>there's like 10x the monetisationThe battle pass is just a yearly thing and it’s fine with the free part. Web event is just the usual.
>>550519525>I gather that some of the story stuff is locked behind getting rare pulls like Sex Fox no?No.Anyway to play story you click the big button in the bottom right, then go to StoryI would personally recommend, for the "optimal experience", playing the Missions first as the more you play of those (just clearing them is enough) the more story you can readAs you have Iori, you should be able to clear almost all content, if not 3* itI assume you don't want to reroll, because you have Iori, so yeah I'd suggest playing missions, understanding the gameplay, and then playing story.
>Clear a mission using simple strategy one timeI've fucking done that thanks can you move on to another goddamn mission please?
>>550520224You are very behind the times. The story isn't locked at all behind missions and hasnt been for a long time
New player here. Why are most of the spoiler images posted here Hina-related?
>>550519534>sandcastle is kinda doodooyeah, I found it useful only once
>>550519786I just masturbated to that set
>>550519927You forgot the discord event
>>550519927>How is that legal?How would it be legal to continue using licensed content after the owner of the license (the company, or voice actor or actress) specifically asks to revoke it?
>>550519372There's ALWAYS at least 1 retard like this every bluefes.
>>550520374>The story isn't locked at all behind missions and hasnt been for a long timeHow long? Obviously, it was when I played.He still should, because of Hieronymous.
>>550520343You apparently can't sweep the mission, at least that seems to have been my problem.
>>550520450The what now?
>>550520441limk
>>550519535Sexy pale pits
>>550520378it's one poster who does that. As for why, probably because some schizos hate Hina, but it's a stupid practice all the same
>>550520476The customer has paid for the product, do you think it should be legal to remove voices from movies or non-gacha games that you own? If you do, then you're cattle and don't deserve human rights anyway.
>>550520343Unlocks tomorrow :)
>>550520059(Me)If anyone cares
>>550520489Anon tried to tell me the other day that these people are actually 200IQ and not just addicted to rolling
>>550517953>What should I doImmediately start reading the main story until you have a full spark saved upBlow all your AP on the event and then go back to reading main story RepeatEvent also gives you a free character if you read the first node.Do all the web events going on at the moment and you can easily make a few thousand gems over night Forget the current gacha, it's baitIn about a week Bluefest startsWhich means double rates on all SSR students for your rolls6% chance of an SSR on every rollAnd it also means that once every six months they're able to put all the strongest characters back into the gacha for a limited time. You only have a chance to roll them every six months, blink and you miss it.Spark is only 24,000 gems in this game so it's easy as shit to get oneIf you roll any Bluefest special unit your account will probably be 10x stronger
>>550520591Which is weird, considering sweeping works for the "beat mission 2-5" a few days later.
>>550520679It's a license. I suggest you look up how licenses work.They would have had to agree to the terms of having that license and knowing it could be revoked.
>>550520679The customer has not paid for a product. This is a live SERVICE game
>>550519473I found the problem. Having qr persistence turned off in the settings clears some elements inside the qr content essentially clearing the container used for the captcha preview. I'll update it in a bit
>>550519372yo buddyyou have a gambling addiction. Or at the very least the symptoms of onequit the game, I'm genuinely saying this for your own benefit.>inb4 erm I don'tsee attachedred line is how a normal person should react to shit pullsblue line is you (and other gambling addicts)
>>550519372You're retardedJust put some gems at this point for your retardation. Skip some takeouts,you'll shit them anyway, do overtime, having dHina sMika and sNaki in your account will last until EOS
>>550520729Why is she brown?
>>550518727skip vol 2 and deca
>>550520832I assumed he meant Yostar paid, but if he means "you paid for the game" indeed, you didn't, so that was a stupid comment from him
>>550520848actually saved, useful graph
>>550518727No. Honestly fuck story skipping. The story doesn't take that long to read.
>>550520758>>550520224>>550520090Thanks guys. I dl'd BA 2 weeks ago but I immediately went back to shitposting on 4chan and playing factorio. I'm actually going to start for real.
>>550520596You heard right grandpa https://forum.nexon.com/bluearchive-en/board_view?board=3218&thread=3274080
Find you a girl like that
>>550520795>>550520832I guess we should just arbitrarily change the art, sprites, and voices of characters on a whim then because the customer is niggercattle with no rights and the glorious artists and VAs are Gods that dictate whether a paying customer is allowed to enjoy the voiced jpg he paid to gamble for. You ridiculous fucking retards. Not to mention that these contracts are supposed to cover the entire game's service and you can't just opt out of it, it's a serious fuck up for this to happen to begin with regardless of whether they intend to reprise the role or not, which lends credence to rumours that Yoshart weren't fulfilling their contractual obligations with Tange.
How do we feel about this type of student?
I beat the card game first try, so now I can just sweep? No benefit except story dialogs?
You might not like it, but Nexon is tied to Yostar, and the recent announcement that Yostar is Promilia publisher only increases its power over Nexon grim
>>550517953reroll when the 100 pulls hit and grab sSeia then save everything and rush everything to get as many pyrox as you can
>>550521186good luck newbab sensei
>>550520103gotcha, thanks
>>550521327sex
>>550521327third from right is my wife
>>550520164Does John Nexon copyright strike shit like momotalk compilations on youtube? I imagine he would as to not suffer interference with his dosh.
>>550521320Calm down, you stupid faggot, we're saying that Yostar accepted a deal and this is the deal.You ARE aware that this game will one day COMPLETELY DIE also, right? As nothing lasts forever, especially not always online games.
>>550521186Good decision. Enjoy.
>>550521386>to get as many pyrox as you can...for the next banner which is the bluefes one*
is there any reason to manually play the cardgame again if I did 3/7 on the first try
>>550521320VAs are not slaves. The VA chose not to voice the character anymore. Yostar replaced her because they need someone to make future Cherino voice lines. It's that simple
>>550521449thats weird cus theyre all my wives actually!
>>550521320This guy is going to commit a mass murder when he finds out the game will eventually eos
>>550521517The end approaches!
>>550521283Man, now I have to download steam for 300 pyros.
>>550521320Little-brained anonymous struggles to understand why a professional actor would be hesitant to have one of her more popular roles be a parody of a Russian tyrant in today's sociopolitical climate
>>550521327Preg belly cuddle party.
Which of these illustrations showing everyday life in Kivotos do you like the most?https://x.com/yukkieeeeeen/status/2001239434235453879
real talk, I browse 5 gacha generals and /bag/ is the ONLY one where you see new players coming into the thread to ask questions and stuffevery other general is mostly oldfags and shitposters fighting years long wars new players aren't a thing on them
>>550521667I'm gonna beat you to death
Zoos content when?
>>550521320>rumours that Yoshart weren't fulfilling their contractual obligations with TangeStop talking bullshit, dumb fuck. There never was such a rumor. Anyone who can read between the lines know it was due to the war in Ukraine.
>>550521758>Did you know BA is the only game with new playersDial back on the dick sucking just a little bit
>>550521761Ill beat you off to deaf
>>550521758BA has a lot of new players because of porn. It's borderline factual how effective the porn-to-headpats pipeline is.You see an image, you fap and get curious and bam, you're chained to three-hour intervals for the next few years.
>>550519372Whenever you need to calm down just think about Ibuki
>>550521741Those helmet mobs are dead now
>>550521758Cunny sells
>>550504409Too bad. Sensei's prostate belongs to elves.
>>550521987WHAT? WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
>>550522003Unironically this. My lust for Kazusa brought me here.
Tange is hired as stella sora va, what's your honest reaction :)?
>>550522013Ok im thinking about her what now?
>>550519372>here's your stress (sexual) relief toy
>>550521758All the other gachas cater to freaks now. Blue Archive is considered the final bastion for straight men.
>>550521517No, you're just being retarded. Laws explicitly exist to prevent players of live service games from having their shit fucked with, and even putting that aside it's considered extremely bad practice to REMOVE content that someone has paid for (be it via gambling or via direct purchase). I can't even believe you're being defensive over this, there's really no justifiable reason not to have the old voices as a toggle, that's what other games do. The voice should also be presumed licensed until EoS, you don't set up contracts that allow the voice actor to say "lol I don't like the game/character, remove it", or have embarrassing shit like losing the rights for a voice a couple years after release.>>550521593Didn't say that they were, in fact I explicitly mentioned that this shouldn't be happening whether the VA CHOOSES to reprise their role or not. A VA can not simply decide that work they've done, especially under contract, that's not how it works and as a customer you shouldn't be spreading your filthy brown asshole and saying "yes Tange, I have no rights, fuck me".>>550521718>>550521915You are literally retarded. No professional VA is going to say "oh this character is russia-coded, I better do something extremely unprofessional to protect my image, wouldn't want to be associated with two shitholes having a gay slapfight on the other side of the world, some fat polish tranny on x.com might take issue!" It's 100x more likely that there was a contractual issue on Yoshart's end.
Nagi thread next?
Newfag againAhahahaha some of the students say BARU ARKAIVU on game open much more obnoxiously than others
Students don't need multiple headpats a day. Don't let the headpat mafia trick you into arranging your daily schedule for headpats. Once a day is enough.
>>550522514You genuinely seem like you have no idea what you're talking about.
>>550521351yeah
>>550522003I don't know why but I always disliked reading hentai that are based on other media like games/manga/anime. Am I gay?
>>550522545I do twice a day since I log in at reset and beefore bed
>>550522514>No professional VA is going to say "oh this character is russia-coded, I better do something extremely unprofessional to protect my image, wouldn't want to be associated with two shitholes having a gay slapfight on the other side of the world, some fat polish tranny on x.com might take issue!"What are you talking about?Did you know that in Japan banks regularly check for whether you are or aren't sending money to Russia? It's an extremely unpopular war. People back out of projects for far less than "literally a war is happening and people are dying and my job is to arguably mock bloodshed"
>blah blah blah blah blah>yap yap yap yap
>>550522519Are you fucking retarded or just a blind fuck? She already had his own thread >>550483792
>>550522541Oh that's just Tsurugi
>>550522541Some say it more Erotic too!
Why is Arona clipping my pyros?
>>550506523sex wins
Michiru is not erotic.
>>550522614No, you don't, you fucking idiot. Copyright and licensing laws exist to fuck over the customer, and even then it's not so bad that shit like this is considered good practice and not legally grey at best. Stop greedily sucking cock because you feel compelled to defend the game, I'm not even doomposting.>>550522781The entire school is fucking "russian-coded", the new VA voiced a "russian-coded" character, it's ridiculous idea that a professional VA would want her voice pulled from a game for something as petty as a loose resemblance to WW2/cold war Russia. This is a person who voices a genderbent pedophile that castrated a boy and forced him to crossdress because he resembled his late wife, for fuck's sake; not to mention that Christians revile him as a figure that genocided them.
Tried Expedition33 and refunded that shit after an hour because of how boring it was. Normalfags are a blight on vidya
>>550521718is that actually why she quit?
>>550523036not enough
>>550523242>No, youYou're literally screaming and crying that a business made a deal and followed through on it.
Fuck me. CuteBe real with me anons: what're the chances on Leonat doing a doujin of Haruka? Cause she might be the one. It's -10 isn't it?
>>550523036Touchy
>>550519525>Got IroiNot bad OP
>lore accurate rollThanks Arona
>>550519401>>550519786>>550520441Holy fuck. I NEED her. Let me roll for mobs, damnit!
>>550520837Thanks!
>>550523242Stop being fucking stupid, you know Cherino is the leader you fucking disingenuous twat
>>550522781>muh banksWell somehow the seiyuu that replaced Tange (not a literally who BTW, she voiced the protagonist in a Love Live anime) wasn't afraid of getting debanked because she had to voice a caricature of Joseph Stalin in a fucking videogame
>>550523253
>>550523361I'm just calling you a cocksucker at this point that is content with getting the short end of the stick and treated with no respect. >>550523474She doesn't resemble Putin at all, she resembles Marx if anything, you're just being ridiculous.
>>550523176Naturally
What games do gookako posters play?
>>550523253List your top 5 games NOW.
>>550523504Okay, and?Is one person caring, and one person not, supposed to mean that neither will? What kind of dipshit response is thisI didn't say your bank will do something if you voice a character, I pointed that out to highlight "Turns out? Russia? Not well liked"
>>550522401It's not even that they cater to freaks, but the freaks always find a loophole to insert themselves. BA doesn't offer that gap
>>550523626Blue Archive
coom in doomrope in hope
>>550523613Hunie Pop
>>550523253Yeah, in an hour you probably didn't even get past the intro. It's genuinely a good game.
>>550523253I haven't played it but RPGs like this usually take a couple hours to get going
>>550523589>I'm just calling you a cocksucker at this point that is content with getting the short end of the stick and treated with no respect.Dude shut upIf you feel like you were raped, YOU feel like you were raped. Me not caring a shit about Cherino of all characters should mean nothing to you. And again, you are raging about ephemeral media. YOU care. FUCK off
>>550523401How'm I looking?
>She doesn't resemble Putin at all, she resembles Marx if anything, you're just being ridiculous.I want nothing to do with this this conversation but you guys...know who Cherino is based on, right..?
>>550523589>She doesn't resemble Putin at allThat's not the point and you know it. Again, stop being disingenuous>MarkShe's Stalin, btw, who Putin idolizes
where can I even have blue units, I can't clear stage 12 because of it... can i use stand in girls from other colors?
>>550523780George Washington?
>>550523759You care because you're defending this game doing ridiculous shit, to such a degree that you would take an anti-consumerist stance and reveal to the world that you're a masochistic cumslut. You should consider a career as a male prostitute, but then again you'd probably get killed when you decide half way through that you don't want to suck a guy's dick after he paid for it.
>>550523910Kommy, from the hit game Trickcal Chibi Go
>>550523780the pringles guy
>>550523829>whom Putin idolizesAnd a big part of Russia, especially their boomers, too.
>>550523852sport Hasumi and bikini Tsurugi is free (also michiru). just need toread their story in archive
>>550523775Good enough
>>550523415nice megu
>>550523852Yellow damage students. You got Iori, right?
>>550523626
>>550523972>you're defending this game doing ridiculous shitWhere?How is pointing out what happened flatly and factually defending it?You are clearly misunderstanding what happened and getting upset over it. I told you "this is what occurred" and you interpret this as a defense.
>>550523852Just use your highest-level yellow units.
Whats Miku like story wise anywho?
Is /bag/ still a Gehenna General?
>>550523775Kokona and Maki are also good. Solid yellow team. Dont sleep on Serika. she can do some crazy damage on singel red targets with the right buffs.
>>550523972>you're a masochistic cumslut>male prostitute>suck a guy's dick Anyone who talks like this should really leave /bag/kys
>>550523780Hitler?
>>550523780The kfc man
>>550523649If a fellow professional doesn't give a fuck, it means this was just something Tange arbitrarily decided on her own instead of something she was expected to do, and thus not really any different from how Western actors randomly sperg out over politics, left or right>Turns out? Russia? Not well likedYeah, I remember when they had to cancel Alya-san because of that. Oh wait.
>>550524161It's nobody's fault but your own if that made your clitty leak, dude.
>>550524202I really don't care if you want to feign ignorance.
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>>550524138Yes, that's why we hate Hasumi here.
imagine the futa doujins....
>>550519783the first two are always bad
What should I fill 2nd crafting node with? Useless blue rays? Also, started vol3 and I hate how tea party looks down on me lol
>>550524273kys tranny
Megu thread next
>>550523780There was some actual Russian sensei who gave lots of cool info on Red Winter that actually made sense but I didnt save his posts
Can we have a WakaThread?
>>550524434Don't craft past the first node for now and definitely don't use up blue rays. Save your resources, you'll have spare artifacts to use for crafting after a few events.
>>550523780Jeffrey Epstein
>>550524793>>550524793>>550524793
>>550524815we haven't hit bump limit yet though
>>550524950It say 750 for mean though...
>>550524983must've been the deleted posts
>>550524983>say>mean Holy fuck I'm tired
>>550523280Who knows. It's genuinely the only thing that makes sense given that she still works as a seiyuu, and there's nothing else that could be controversial about BA at this time
based
Cold.
Got her with today's free pull
I got a fish in a dress and the beer costume.
I got a gamer maid...
Got Seia today as well.
Okay but which gamer maid?
Arisu... Didn't have her yet, so I'm happy regardless!
Lucky draw.I don't have her myself.
I still don't have mMomoi...
>>550536443It should have been me.
missing the best maid...
Missing mMomoi and mAris but bluefes will change that. Please.
>missing the breast maid gamer
I bought the selector, but I'm waiting until fest pulls to decide who to use it on...suddenly big Momoi.
giant moi...
I was considering getting a selector, I'll wait and see during fest.No one I'm particularly dying to get at the moment.
selectors have a long expiry time anyway
MMoi aside my account isn't bricked at the moment so the selector will go to whoevers l2d I'm in the mood for.
Of my entire unobtained list, I think the top three would be Koyuki (must get from spook due to gambling laws), Meru, M.Alice or Meru.Only ones that really jump out.
Why did I type meru twice, I meant d.Aru.
My priority would have to be S.Kanna, but I wanna see if a spook happens first. And two Merus wouldn't hurt.
Meru's massive merus...
Many Merus...
Meru's L2D is very nice, if you're thinking about going for her.