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say something nice to nice nature
>>550541347
>>550541510something nice
Super Creek sweeeeeeep
>>550541347HOW MANY HOURS UNTIL KITASAN?AIIIEEEE
So kitasan negro and Xmas oguri drop tomorrow?
>>550541510I like how easily she blushes
>>550541623CUTE
SAVE ME KITASAN
will CM ever be soulful?
>>550541698Only XOguri
It's viable an eishin for the incoming cup, her hidden event gives hints in both Tokyo and Standard distance and those are the Race stats?
>whale with 16k+ cafe and goldshit>no pump or accelswhales have no brain
Reading all these people crashing out from their artificially inflated WR umas from farming shitters in round 2 jobbing to real players in finals is funny as fuck
Mogging Dancho here beats taking 1st on B Finals.
saw an image and felt like rewatching some Uma S2, I'd forgotten how lightning fucking paced this shit is sometimesin the span of like 9 real time minutes, Teio and McQueen go from lezzing out to not being on speaking terms (off-screen), Teio gets injured and recovers, gets into AND out of a funk, Bourbon both announces she will become an undefeated triple crown AND loses, there's a Palmer arc thrown in there, Nice Nature collects another bronze AND Teio's toreina has to whore himself to pay his bar tabAll of this happens between the last 2 minutes of episode 5 and the first 7 minutes of episode 6
>>550541786Yes, when debuffers are banned and my oshi is in the game
Can’t wait for all kitalet bwos to enjoy seeing an amazing run go to shit because she decides to sit on guts after senior summer camp
>>550541510She has nibblable ears
>>550541791and Kita? I am confused some anons say she drops in March and some others say she drops before the next CM.
>>550541873this is all to make up for the fact that the final episode is not only one (1) race, but the best (greatest) race
who the fuck front/pace that have good affinity with taiki?
>>550541780Why is Kitasan shouting for Kitasan to save her? Doesn't she realize she IS Kitasan?
>>550541890But broLikeKitasan?NOT needed100% not neededSpecially for f2p frfr
>>550541890retard, they already see this, they are forced to borrow her always, having kitasan is going to make these runs still salvagable because they can borrow shit like finemo and biko now, double retard
Digitan LOVE
am I supposed to build pace or late digitan for the next CM?
>>550541956If you're genuinely asking, it's because her card is coming tomorrow. The character releases in March. XOguri doesn't come for a few weeks.
>>550542028>degenerate, unattractive and self-loathing >part of the male fantasywhy can't real women (icky) have similar fantasies? why is there no male agnes digital?
Maru bros where we at? I'll take Graded B this time.
>>550541965Yes. That being TWIN TURBO's race
>>550542000Just imagine how many time she partnered with player's trainee. She's the most overworked uma currently, she has a reason to scream.
>>550541873I should rewatch S2 once again, it's peak umamusume.
>>550541956Third link in the OP
>>550542119>why is there no male agnes digital?look at yourself in a mirror
*cough* o-oh my fucking god. t-tell them... tell them seriru wasn't lying... about Taiki...
>>550541689it's up
>>550541792Daiwa x Trainer is very cute
>38% of my caloric intake was from French fries aloneHahaha that’s totally fine right
1200/800/1200/400/600 doesn't seem impossible, but I'll probably rip my hair out trying to get it with medium S
>>550541689ITS GLITCHED, IT STILL SHOWS CURRAN/BRIAN BUT IT'S UP NOW GOGOGOGOGOGO
>>550542182I just remembered she gets either the rainy or wet green from career. Her epithet requires winning on of her races in the rain and if you win you get the green.
>>550542295Yeah!
>>550542182>It's another taiki cmgreat...
>>550541965The final couple of episodes for S2 are great.
>>550542153I'll never forget the dogeza Teio did after Twin Turbo's race. It's just so peak.
>>550542379She gets rainy from winning Yasuda Kinen.
What is this expression intended to convey?
>>550542263man I love that artist and her emotionless face Scarlet
>>550542182>morons got gaslit into running ooniggersNow every room is going to have a Taiki proccing SFV because she's guaranteed that spot unlike in Virgo where everyone was running late surgers. Witgod strikes again.
>last thread>/uma/ revealed to be full of 25+ojisanI’m picturing the entire general as ugly bastards now. Imagine Tazuna waking up to see the horde of older men interacting with and training the Umas.
>>550542182kek, funny to see your uma's ranks successively go down as Taiki Shuttle taiki shuttles
>>550541780
>>550542295You need more protein and veggies
>>550542182SOULESS TAIKI dont care still running her
Hey. Nice!
>>550542441excuse you, every teio episode of S2 is greatwhich is thankfully most of themS1 and S3 are cursed with less interesting protags
>Taiki Shuttle>Gold Ship>Taiki Shuttle>Gold Ship>Taiki ShuttleIs this the so-called soulful horse racing game?
>>550542182Why are you running pace SMaru
>>550542552kitahara is 40, bwo.. male torena are canon ojisan
>>550542185But is it a lie if one does not know any better? If one is just such a dumb fucktard that they are always wrong, but aren't even smart enough to realize it? I argue that the oguri does not lie as there is no intent.
>>550542153I want the Rudolf movie...
>>550542552>pollYoung people don’t vote
>>550542802
>>550542295But all my favorite foods are carbs ;(
>yfw you're the only one who brought a pace chaser to libra finals
>>550542552ojisans rule this world kiddo, and you will become one too
>>550542747I'd say that S2 is the best of the three for sure but Road to the Top and Beginning of a New Era are better.
>>550542758it gets good in 2 years trust me bwo
I'm stuck between the desire to let my Teio shine, and the desire to run triple End Closer again for next CM
>>550542440>Its another taiki cmI'm cumming. BOW BEFORE YOUR QUEEN
>>550542898You're dead, little kiddo
>>550542552>25+ is oldbwo I'm 30+...Unlike that other anon my dick still works at least, but I really should get my ass back into shape before that becomes a complete impossibility without roids in my 40s
>>550542153>2 lesbians alternating crash outsHonestly, probably still better than S3. It was pretty heavy.But the reality is, cinderella gray is peak, full stop.
>>550542917...Did it actually win though?
>not a single long Taiki this CMnone of you have her as oshiI let it slide during Virgo but now you're all soulless
>>550542917>yfw you're the only one who brought a pace and a front and then proceed to win with said pace
>shit run>get tissuesboy i cant wait for the kita banner haha
>>550542552im over 25 and married with a child on the wayi dont need to rape my trainees
I think Super Creek would hug you and call you a good boy.
Which of you Torenas are actually slim? Surely all of you are not fat fucks?
>>550540692Are you literally me
The night is still, the streets are quiet,In this house lived my Love;She left the town long before,Yet her house is still standing in the same place.There I also see a man standing and staring into the heavens,Wringing his hands in violent grief.I shudder when I behold his face;The moon reveals to me my own likeness.You Doppelgänger, you pale companion!Why do you mimic my lovesickness,That tormented me at this placeFor so many nights in the past?
>Global Cygays revealed the name for MANT in the EN version on a recent QoA>"TS Climax"
>>550542975shouldn't the cow been the one giving you the milk?
>>550543191>implying that you will rape your child
>>550543302>this shit climax
>>550543114
>>550542983>End E10* is all you need.
>>550543302>TS ClimaxI've read that eromanga before
No words
What would a Rudolf series even be like?
>>550539167TAISHIN GAMEhttps://ayaliz.github.io/hakuraku/#/racedata?bin=fPYkHAsZwQ>>550541235you got brocked probably
>>550543302>Top Sex Climax?it's over...
>>550543363Can’t imagine being around a hotter younger version of my wife on a daily basis
>>550542182That is my oshi even before the update
>>550543269I was slim 2 years ago at 190 lbs/6'4. Now I'm 210 and definitely getting fat
>>550543302TEIO SEX?
Remember, taking your meds before pulling on a banner is OPTIONAL. I haven't taken mine in 3 days.
>>550542983are end closers even good this CMseems like everyone is going late because spurt is shit on this track
>>550543269I'm TOO slim 115 lbs
>>550542552I am 40 and a virgin and am just as horny now as I was when I was 20
>>550542182
>>550543363thats not what i meant...
Which Uma is most likely to call me a racial slur during a gaming sesh?
>Taiki criesCute>Tickezo criesUgly
>>550542545What’s with the lines on trainer’s head?
>>550543746Me
>>550543470You who are so wise in the ways of uma science, please could you explain why my Fuji decided to drop sharply back from 2nd to 6th in the mid-race? I've never ever seen her do that before.
Just dawned on me i lost finals to the biggest, soulless metaslave whale ive ever encountered.>taishin, golshi, cafe>all long S>all 15-16k>all MLB ssrs>easily into the 1000s spent>gets 10ish more rolls then meluldid cy punish me for winning too much in r2?
>>550543412>having to breed an End Closer parent with 2 Medium 3* parents>having to rely on 2 3* medium sparks for a proc>probably with shit compatibilities since I'll just have to rely on whatever 7-9* End Closer is on the DB...Honestly I might just do it. I have time, and it'd be so fucking funny to roll up to the CM with triple End Closer core featuring TeioBot Teios also have better proficiencies than most End Closers so she's not as painful to train
>>550542531
>>550543752Yes! Now you're getting it!
>>550543470I'm most glad Cafe during friendly scrimmages performs like this but in exchange in the actual CM she let Sundayman take the wheels and win.
Human women...
>>550542983ends will suffer in scorp
>>550543757I assume is some shadow effect?
Did ourguy rednew win?
>>550543839What was your final ranking?
>>550543791She triggered pace-down right before the point where position keep phase ends, unluggy
>>550543901canonstill salty that taabo never got her sweaty 1on1 duel, why did the season end with teio racing against mcshit, the fuck did she ever do other than cry and moan about her injury and how teio couldn't possibly win
I made AI textsloppa.Daiwa Scarlet just beat Vodka in the Tenno Sho. Not lore accurate but it's accurate to all my careers. In her post race high, she drags (You) through the tunnels to her dressing room where she fucks your brains out while bragging and enthusing about the race and making fun of Vodka.It was pretty dope and then I deleted it.
>>550543752Not ugly. It just makes me want to fuck her more! That will get her to stop!
>>550543791if these position keep markers are accurate, you got too close to the front and hit pace down mode right as position keep ended which is pretty unlucky
When Norn Ace?
>>550544046Perhaps, there’s more on his pants and his gfs coat
>>550543632>>550544035>relying on spurtweak mindset, I'll be relying on other skills some gambling and the inherent ability for End Closers to RAPE other styles and steal undeserved wins last second
>>550544063not yet
>>550544169Ah, I see. Thankfully nothing like that happened to her in the finals. Thank you for the explanation.
>>550543752>Taiki criesI cry>Tickezo criesI cry
>>550544327this is the guy I want to watch win because he's an absolute retards and retards will inherit the platinums
>>550544327>first CM win
>>550544347don't know why but every time I see mixing bubbles like this makes me laugh so hard
GOLD SHIP FIRSTTHE REST NOWHEREGroup A Platinum! Literally everything activated. I will never get this lucky in a CM ever again.
>>550544228aw
>>550543839think it went up to 13k+
>>550543839>Complaining about cafe with a rabi of cafe
>>550544406He lost to Ryan
>>550544265Thank you as well. Out of all the races I've ever watched her in that's never happened to me before so I guess it was extremely unlucky.
Which uma is mostly likely to seek out a fat, balding /uma/ trainer holding a MLB Kitasan card in his sweaty pocket to be scouted by him?Hard mode: No Curren
>>550544063
>win every single race>lose unity finalsThis shit is so fucking cancer. Every run can just be completely pointless because of one fucking race at the very end that you have zero affect on. Its so fucking stupid.
>>550544228well, at least is was consensual
Now let's see VF's CM result
>pick Taishin>winIt's just that easy.
>>550544657doesn't matter, he's going to weasel himself out by not using goldshit.
>>550544495i mean she happens to be in my top 3 favs so i wanted mine to win, but if a guys running that team - pretty obvious 100% meta picks. Usually people at least run 1 fav uma alongside meta choices
>He didn't win his CMAw that's so sad~ Well maybe you'll do better next time weak Toraina-san~
>>550544614>that you have zero effect onthe unity trainings and spirit bombs you pick determine and boost your team's stats though? it's meant to be a big part of how the whole scenario works
So I needed like, 100 more stam?
>>550544202sex with mares
spechud
>>550544517GOOD
>>550543894Doing things you aren't supposed to and winning is funny as hell
>>550544657>winOSHI GAMING IS ALIVE!!!>losedoesn't count. everyone's using the uma for handicapped people goldship
Happy Lucky!
>>550544341for some reason reason I used to dislike fuji until I did her story mode. she won me over with her cool personality
>>550542917Bitch pleasehttps://streamable.com/ll7zzj
>>550544858What part of "win every race" was hard to understand? Are you going to have an autism crash out now because you lack basic literacy?
>>550544868you can only choose 1
>>550544736>running F2P golshi along with premium golshihow do you hold so much malice in your heart...
I am starting to see the potential of mihorice.
alright we all celebrated, lashed off, gave our honest thoughts... what now?
>>550545074where is that right hand going, mcqueen?
>>550545140now we do it all over again with scorpio
Opera nyo...
>>550544954>tomboy>but also shapely tits in near full displayI like this archetype
>>550544974gentilscarlet gets angry and rapes me afterwards
Ryan ugly
>>550545140scorpio training
>>550545140Wait for Kitasan and let the banner decide if I should quit for good
>>550544954She's my absolute favourite so I'm incredibly biased but I think that her story is one of the best. I also really like the way you get the choice to do mile or medium/long races in her career.
>>550545173ThisEndless seething generator
>never once run out of stam single CM room>get to finals>ZERO recovs activated on multiple aces>see my cafe proc pump+NSM at the perfect moment and then just not move because she gassed outIn the endI got longslopped.
>>550543491Don't forget tighter and perfectly smooth
>>550544614something that really gets my goat is when your personal uma is undefeated in real races but EVER loses unity ones.
>>550545140Now we prepare for Scorpio2 weeks btw
>>550545140waiting for the unbricking
>>550545140We get ready to go to bed soon I guess. Are you coming with?
>Mood down mood down mood down>Sleep deprived sleep deprived sleep deprivedCunt-chan please I'm begging you
>>550544954nothing new, most anons hate "X" uma until they finally got her and play her story
>>550544926Thank you, Shiraoki-sama!
>>550543491ThisI'm gonna kick my daughter out of the house as soon as shes able to
Said yesterday that I forgot to fix my team before they got locked inDidn't get first, but I'm happy enough that Hishiama got real closeFor not proccing any abilities on the final stretch, she got real close
>>550545340>weak japanese men hate this designfags
posting this in the thread that's alive in
>>550543302>Transexual ClimaxNo... NO
Got 3rd place in group A. Fuck this oink game.
>>550545074Rice is cuter in the anime, she's a dumb oniichan cock hungry slut the game
>>550545372I HATE SSR Kitasan BlackI hope I don't get spooked by 4 copies of SSR Kitasan Black tomorrow
I am hag uma property.
>>550545546doesn't work with cards
>>550543191Based though you want to aim for at least half a dozen children as genetics is literally gambling and you'll get worse results the older you get.
Hag umas are my property.
>>550545243Unlucky...
I love family bonding experiences
>>550544972idk why you're mad about it, but you're complaining about one specific raceyou have as much control over it as over any other race, minus scamming NPCs by rewinding time, if you're losing it's probably because you didn't train your team well enough (don't trust the circle system, it's even less reliable than any other "prediction" the game makes, it uses averages as usual but in this case it averages the averages of all 3, making it have like 2 degrees of separation from any actual reality)
>>550543302Transcend Climax?
>>550545223and the fact her distance aptitude spells out BABEpeak
>>550545598Stop unjinxing me
>>550545618I can't just put down the genetic deadends I roll with what I get
I am like totes gonna roll for Tosen Jordan like actually.
>New jockey game releases next yearnice
>>550542775grok is this truei thought kitahara was like early 30s at most
>>550545712>I can't just put down the genetic deadends Whoever that is can inherit the gacha account or steam library.>I roll with what I getand that's why you should roll more
>>550545682I support my bro
>>550542917I did though
https://jiggie.fun/carrots_premiumhttps://jiggie.fun/carrots_premiumhttps://jiggie.fun/carrots_premiumhttps://jiggie.fun/carrots_premium
>>550545745Used to get hard whenever I played one of those motoGP games at the arcade wonder if it's the same with horse riding
>>550545745Wait this actually looks fun
>>550545698I am extremely ashamed to say that, even after doing almost 200 careers with her, I've never picked up on that before...That is brilliant.
>>550545864
>>550542917My pace keeps getting kidnapped by the goldshis... But my goldshi still wins though
>>550545140We wati for the massive amounts of kitasalt
WHERE'S THE BANNER
>>550545745>Can experience what it's like to be 5' tall without reincarnating as a woman or an Indonesian
Woah Eishin Flash has some pretty big ones.
>>550545674>I always win the unity finals by doing what everyone else already does!>autism crash outyea thats what I thought, retard. Why do you choose to be an idiot?
>>550546020yeah eishin flash me those titties
wait... i never care about it but how pity system works in Uma?
>>550545924I am assuming it will be similar to Champion Jockey: G1 Jockey & Gallop Racer on PS3 and that game was pretty fun for meThe steam page says it will be in english and even have 4-player pvp
>>550546170200 pulls, 1 pity
>>550543302Why is cygames called cygay
>>550546107you're actually just imagining stuff that hasn't even been said at this point, brodo you legitimately crash out any time you feel someone is disagreeing with you on a Mongolian basket weaving forum
>>550546170You roll 200 times on that banner and then you can just use exchange points to buy the banner uma/card
F2p btw.
>>550546234I mean something like 50:50 carry overr shit
>>550546170200 pulls for pity, no carryovers so you better think about it hard
>>550546357can I use frontrunners next CM
FUCK OFF
>>550546170you spend 30k worth of currency on a banner and can pull the banner unitif you already got the horse and it's a single banner then you're fuckedif it's a two (or more) horses banner then you can continue pulling until you get the other or hit pityif it's a card banner you're not as fucked because you need multiple copies anyways
>>550546357I wish we had a CM hall of fame with the umas that won
>>550546170500 cigarettes.
>>550545443How did your Hishiama perform in the rest of the CM?
>>550546279>express unhappiness about randomness of game mechanic>autistic retard lies and says "actually its 100% chance, why are you mad?"Dang bro, you know you can just choose to not be a moron?
>>550546436TURF QUEENS (debut)
>>550541347https://youtu.be/pJf4TTGAqVwAre we getting Full Stride when it comes to Steam? I know I will lol.
>>550546436>Turf Queens (forma Hopeless Stakes) rapes another run
>>550546406Idk why you're asking me but I will. So far I won most of the plats with fronts except this one.
>>550544657your obsession with that particular sloptuber is unsettling.
>>550546562better soundtrack than modern forza
>just took my dick pills because my wife is giving me eyes and she's wearing the outfit she wears when she wants me to get horny >Thoughts in my head are 100% about CM loss cope and zero sex driveMy umas couldn't hit their spurt and neither can I...
>>550546436Daiwa Scarlet would have won that
>>550546436Bring me MORE Unity runs.
>>550546562>camera doesn't move up and downjapslop shovelware
doing more calculations and mathniggering has actually turned made me more likely to pick "terrible" skills than beforelike sure, there's a 93% chance that this random accel will do absolutely nothing for me, BUT THAT 7% THO, it's not like picking a generic speed instead would've made a difference in a higher percent of races than that anyways or so I tell myself as I gamble away
Hello, my name is Curren-chan and I failed six rainbows that were all 40+ including my last three WITs during Ura finals that all had less than a 10% failure rate!
Got Group A 2nd place for gold. My rice threw super hard. She used all her skills early and pushed ahead and got pace downed on the last possible pacekeep checkpoint and was pushed back to a losing position. In spite of that, her end was so strong she got back to 3rd place. If she passed ONE more wit check she would have been stupidly far in the lead, denied opera angling, and run away with it.Cafe had a similar problem. She has B End and usually sits at the back all race then wastes her unique as she accelerates. This time she managed to keep up and proc'd her unique in perfect range for carryover speed, but the pack was so tight together that she moved from 6th to 4th BEFORE the final leg, so she could only pass 2 people before the final straight and couldn't proc Divine Might.She was pressuring the winner at the end. Only lost by 1/2 a length, which is fucking nothing in long CM. Opera hit Vitoria but cafe was still gaining on her. If she'd been 1 place further back before late race she could have passed 1 more person to trigger divine might and definitely would have been able to overtake.Both of my runners were just 1 flip away from being winners and took 2nd and 3rd. no hard feelings.Also the winning Opera O didnt' even hit angling. INSTEAD she got a perfect rushing gale proc 1 second into late race. literally the winner got lucky. shit happens.
>>550546562WTF I didn't know jockey whip their horses
>>550546635Take care of your cardiovascular health bwo
>>550546562>zero head bob>those horse hairsbooooooooooring>b-b-b-but muh motion sicknessdont care, all of them weak "people"
>>550546562>has pvp/uma/ tournaments when?
>>550546372there's no 50/50 bwo, if you get a 3* or a SSR you get it, featureds get more % but that's it, you're not guaranteed the featured if a random 3* or SSR spook you, and pity doesn't carry over btw, you always start every new banner at 0 rolls
>>550546727
>>550546516nigga you're out here getting upset at stuff that didn't even happen, or at least interpreting things in such a way that it lets you be upsetjust ask yourself, why do that
>>550546683I bet you're a degenerate rushing gale gambler
>Why is Xmas Oguri Strong?>19 minute power point presentation videoHow?
>>550546727>unsubstantiated slander by Dumb Falkek
>>550546683Straightaway acceleration won me 3 races this CMwas it a fucking terrible skill that did nothing for over 95% of my races? YesDid I get a rush of dopamine when it activated on the last spurt straight? Also yes
I could not imagine spending money on this game, having the most sweatiest S rank umas and then losing to some shitter in the finals due to NSM. If you exist out there, you should really quit the game
>>550546858>Video explaining why uma is strong>Actually explaining why uma is strong>"How?"
marathonan the stories so I can get another ten-shot at sexy archer rudolf
>>550546823>>550546898Anons please I don't even have the dumb bitch, I just want a good TT Curren and to fuck her in the hot springs already, but she is making me work for it.
Dober is more important than Holiday Oguri
>>550546858>>550547008The thing is you don't need to explain it in 19 minutes. Look at her unique, say that you need to time her ult with Triple 7s, and it's pretty much self explanatory
>>550547073Do it for her
>>550546372This isn't arknightzzz impact, this is a white man's gacha where you have to plan shit out
>>550546976based Doto telling it like it is
>>550546976we need them to keep funding the game bwo that's not very nice
I don't think I'm gonna be able to get that rainbow shard unless I grind all weekend...
I don't whale because I enjoy the thrill that being F2P brings.The great majority of players are F2P so you will find F2P players at your CM finals every time, stomping on them can't be fun.I assume whales are made for TT.
>>550547171>white mans gacha>general filled to the brim with brown
Is it just me or Savvy skills are severely underrated? Whenever I pick Late / Pace / End Savvy my Umas run is guaranteed to went smoothly
>>550546858>>19 minute power point presentation video>How?browns need their $3 a day of ad revenue to continue living like tribal kings in Vietnam
>>550546976All my hyperwhale friends (not just people that bought 1 card) win every CM and usually have at least 2 horses on the podium.
>>550547310Savvy is fine at a discount
You can't post that.
>>550546976All my hyperwhale friends (not just people that bought 1 card) tend to win by pure luck I've noticed, maybe having 1-2 horses on there at best.
>>550547459holy moly
>>550547459True...
>>550547459
>>550546727Falco would never.
>>550547459feeding time?
>>550547459imagine the nursing handjob
>too weak for Finals A, so demoted to Finals B for the first time>my opponents are A cuties (not A+)>top 3 finals are all my Umas>i didn't even bring golshiToo weak for A, too strong for B, Cygames should do something about this
>>550546854o-only when it's on a big discount and there's no 2 skills I could get for the price of a straight accel + rushing gale...
>>550546436>>550546658She came back for more...
>>550547459HOLY
>>550545848wish i had paces in mine.. 8 ends
>>550547459HER SWINGING MAESTROS ARE OUT
>>550547792When is she getting released? Seems like a very cute uma
Did the bots just start rerolling
>>550547498>>550547350go away cyintern
>>550547792Kind of weird that she only shows up in El Condor Pasa's career and nowhere else.
>>550547459I wish umas did this at the end of their career mode. in fact, silence suzuka:
this should get me to A finals should all my other runs job. And as always a reminder of how idiotic career scoring is with those balanced stats
>>550547937Foiled again
>>550546785retard
>Link Steam to the cygames webstore>It just uses my phone accountHow do I fix this?
>>550546683If I run MLB Teio (where my selector and crystal will go if I actually get KSB to MLB on the banner) and Riko on my Scorpio aces...I'll have a fucking Lv4 hint on Gale. And I always end up with 2-5 Straight Accel hints. I'm definitely going to fucking Gale gamble.
>>550547801The Ashen Beast always has room for seconds.
>>550548149do you mean that her score should be lower or higher, I genuinely can't tell
>the only advantage I have over other people is MLB kitasan
I got 3rd place in graded B
>>550544173taabo's reward for inspiring teio is to get destroyed by brian
>>550543676my dumb self actually hugged itself thinking Taiki was really going to jump out of my screen....
>>550548352That sfx scratches the back corner of my brain
>>550548458Cygames should cancel the Kitasan banner or at the very least drop the rates to 0.25% or something. It's not fair that all these plebs are going to be able to compete with us whaleGODS.
>>550548487>Neicha stealing some prize moneyHell yeah
>>550548443higher by a lot. i.e. she'd come out on top in a series of 10 vs an S rank with 1200/800/1200/400/350
my cow brought home my first platinum against 5 end closers
>>550548458You can trade that advantage for camaraderie.
>>550548639I fixed that edit by the way to correct her weirdly-elongated pupil.
Breasts are unaerodynamic bloat
So out of the umas coming out in the near future I'm interested in>notorious incel Tamamo Cross, >Kimono Opera>Chiyono>Dia>maaaybe Admire Vega.Are any of them good? Or do I just have to run on cope and prayers like with my current faves?
I jobbed even in BWhy the fuck are two graded A players here in B finals? they're A+ and are two skills /few stats short of S rankthey got hands, I got raped
I only use umas with a bust size of 85 or more.
>>550548839You just know Maya will age into a tastefully devilish cow
>I will lose my Kitasan advantage tomorrow>next CM will prove I'm a carried fraudnyo...
>>550548839stamina is stored in the breasts
>>550548593Poors get left behind once the reroll advantage fizzles out and cygames actually starts powercreeping cards. You don't have to worry about that forever.
Bakushit is so ugly
>>550548821domo
>>550548639I mean, that's a bit of a misleading statement when Uma Musume is a Skills game where stats are more of a secondary consideration.
>>550548995Excellent...
>>550548749I don’t get it
The saudis are puting more money into their raceshttps://x.com/TheSaudiCup/status/2001255065932476833?s=20
>>550547459I will suck on the pacifierI will wear the onesieI will drink from her boobsI will play with the rattleI will let her cradle me in her armsI will call her mommyI will be happy
>>550548749I can almost see Maya's starfish.
>>550546170Pity dont carryover
>>550549081Gold Ship brings home my 3rd free to play platinum title!
>>550548749What's wrong with her tail?
Did we ever get a hint on why Sunday Silence is specifically haunting Cafe
>>550549081I didn't think i had to say the skills would be largely similar/relevant. Career score massively rewards capping instead of competent. majority would agree its better to have 900 power and more wit/guts then 1200 power and shit guts/wit
e-celeb status?????????????
>>550548918will her trainer drop her like a sack of bricks, since they're canonically a pedo?
How much stamina+guts does ooniger Suzuka need for the next cm? Does it even matter? I don't understand runaway at all
INES FUJIN
>>550549117curren would sell her body to MLB support cards
>>550549216>Goldship AND NatureNone of that was earned Refresh4
>team trials>race against the highest rank of the 3>wins 5-0>not even a high score >still in class 6 demotion bwos..
>>550549265Nobody cares about your brown sloptubers.
>>550549216Earned, based, AND you’re cool
>>550548593Cygames will undoubtedly be dropping rates on day 1 to deter botsKnowing many people will be blowing an entire 30k, 60k tomorrow, I doubt many will be able MLB. And even after they put the rates back to normal, I still have doubts that many anons that will be able to MLB without using THAT
>>550548593Piggy here, we need F2Pchads to stomp so them getting scraps is good.They have no umas to get inherits from anyways and their decks are atrociously unbalanced because they have to save forever and can't afford a measly 30 card pulls per month unlike us paygods
>>550549138God they're just putting money into everything I get into. Fighting games, Trackmania, fucking horse racing, golf, basketball, soccer
>senior year>all stas are below 600WHYYYYY
>goldshit + debuffYikes.
>>550549482Gotta do something with all that oil money
>>550549265
>>550549516Because you touch yourself at night
>>550549216SOVL
>>550549565I’m touching myself right now
>>550549516It's lowroll hours.They're prepping you for high-end "transfers" tomorrow
>>550547459ITS LUNCH TIME
>yes, make sure my uma is a promiscuous little slut wearing a crop top and booty shortswhat did mayano top gun's owner mean by this
This is how I feel when I pull on any bannerhttps://x.com/Aialize1/status/2000787320660750458
>>550549480Thinking you need brown 3rd world f2poors in your game is adjacent thinking to believing you need unlimited immigration to keep your country's economy afloat.
Thoughts?
>>550549675Ooh, transfers. I might be able to get 4-stars on Vanilla Oguri right before Peppermint Oguri comes out.
>>550548458How the Kitaless talk before they make the same low rolls anyway
>>550549308I have run Golshi in literally every CM so far, her, Nature, and Bakushin are my oshi picks. I could not for the life of me get a Bakushin with Long S and decent enough stats to not die with my welfare cards unfortunately, and by god I put in a lot of tries.
>>550548910Won my FinalsThe thing is I experienced multiple 2-3 in round 2 day 1 but got straight 3-2 in day 2 so maybe that 2-3 happened to them as well all throughout.
>>550549068
>>550549878>chud has to bring politics inlollmao even
All I want is Oguri sex for x mas
>>550549543The white man marches on
this is my CM6 Group A winnerssay something nice about them
megabanner on February?
A word of silence please for our bros that will quit the game tomorrow...
>>550550147Maruzensky is groovy and hip!
>>550550147They are very orange.
>>550550147They are cute and good and each of them deserves love
>>550550147Suzuka a cuteMaru looks like a slut nicest thing I could say to an uma that didn't answer my summons
>>550550147I only see one winner
>>550549543>taishin golshi mcqueenSoulless
>>550549884Permission to sniff
>reached 60k carats with CM gibsJust as calculated, my body is ready
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSyaud9MYe4P O T E N T I A LOTENTIAL
>>550549405My reroll script wasn't successful until the very last day of the previous kita banner. Not to create a conspiracy, however it did seem likely. For blowing your load, manipulation seems likely. The house always wins.
>>550550147Maru is very young, in her prime, and breedable!
>>550550147Aren't the longslop shoes blue?
>>550550292shut up it's a team effort
>>550550398Nyes that triggered me about his image too.
>>550550147One of them is cute, one of them is a hag (endearing).
>>550550337Oh wtf, my bountiful rolls on the Rice/Riko banner was on the 2nd to last day too. Dare I wait until the last day to roll on the Kitasan banner?
>>550550368Snaggly hag claws typed this post.
>Won against higher power Goldship because mine have 70 more wit and proc all shits.Wit game.
>>550549405Surely that's illegal?
>dropping rates unannouncedThat's just asking to be sued, nips wouldn't do that
STOP GOONING TO THAT CREEK IMAGE FOR A SEC AND TELL ME WHERE I CAN WATCH CINGRAY
>>550550571>put off rolling on the Kitasan banner as long as possible
>Mayano late started>not a single one of my Uma Spurted>not a single one of them got NSM>they all are in the 450-550 Wit range>the weakest Gold Ship who's other two aces could barely reach 1000 Speed won>thirdI've never felt so violated in all of these CMs and I genuinely can't get over my loss. My Umas had a 35-30-18 WR and they did the biggest jobbing performance ever in finals.
>>550550684Extremely. Somehow a few gacha games have done it and gotten away with just a "yeah....sorry" when caught.
>>550550724nyaa.si
>>550550724it's on bezos tv
>>550550649>my 650 wit mcqueen didn't use EITHER gold recoverygo fuck yourself
>>550550724https://nyaa.si/?f=0&c=0_0&q=cinderella+erai+web-dl+1080
>>550550789Which games were those? I don't doubt you, I'm just curious.
>>550550724aniwatch
>>550550789Is there a reason cygames won't be able to go "oops sorry tehe" and shuffle away with hands in their pockets?
>>550550712>whales and rerollers had to create conspiracy theories just to deter F2Ps from getting their own kitasanWalls are behind their back and they are scared...
>>550550786Finals is just a coin flip man, it will take this general a few years to come around to it but they'll come to terms with it eventually like JP did. The sooner you accept this and stop taking shitposters to heart, the easier it will be to lose in grace.
>>550550786>1 late start>the other two were not in their usual positionsI knew it was joewarida
>>550550786deserved for using goldship
>>550550878>raws
Didn't some Korean guy on twitter post that cygames has a patent on adjusted rates based on the accounts spending habits?
>>550550724>Jewtube "piracy"Go with aniwave.se if you want to stream videos and don't mind the videos permabuffering for an hour every once in a hwile
>>550550980>please give us an extra week and a half to prepare for Scorpio we neeeeeed it Oguri hands are typing these posts as we speak
>>550550786Please post your piggy deck so we can laugh harder
>>550550894Mostly Korean games, Nexon got caught doing it. They did get fined though.
>>550550987>lose in graceLMAOOOOOSHITTER COPE
MatikanefukuSEXYtaru
>>550550786Who were your other two aces alongside Mayano?
>>550551031it's a joke>horrible subs>erai rawsyou had to be there to get itit even says multsubs in the filename anyway
>>550550987It's horse racing.
Teio get off me
>>550550786See >>550546976Buhi piggu
>>550551031What appears to be the problem?
>>550550786So much for getting so smug and uppity with your R1 and R2 winrates. You lost because your enemy is stronger. Simple as. Stop making these excuses and improve yourself.
Cafe bros where we at?
>>550551120The honorable Japanese would never do that to us, right?
Still could not decide the comp for scorpioDon't know I have enough time for 3 FR.
>tfw you will never enjoy a bucket of chicken with hot hag waifu
>>550549910kek true. I predict there's going to be a LOT of "why isn't MLB kitasan changing my life" posts after they get her.
>>550551143Post your 6 cm plat streak, hotshot.
>>550551270all umas should use the mare uniform, even the stallions, the ear ornament is already enough to tell them apart
>>550551147Outrageously short skirt.
>>550551445I am not against this
>>550551393>"umm bros, I'm not noticing anything different?">1 Speed deck or borrows random SRs
No, really. Why is she this stacked? She's an outlier.
>>550550571I assume it was bad luck from my end, for example I rolled my favorite uma's on the first day in a 10 pull (various banners)On the pegasus/bakushin ssr banner I rolled the cards needed in three 10 pulls, creek required me to spend 30k for a single copy (to 3lb) near the end of the banner.
>>550550786>NSM longslopYou knew this was coming in the rounds, it was on the back of your mind.
>>550551393I mean everyone has used MLB Kita a billion times from borrowing her and knows she can still just be a cunt and not show up, I'm just excited to finally have my borrow slot free for something else.
>tripleEndKEK
https://jiggie.fun/teiohttps://jiggie.fun/teiohttps://jiggie.fun/teio
>>550549910>>550551393URUSAISHUT UPDAMARE
>This was the last long CM where you could reasonably beat a whale
>been jorking it the whole day, forgot about capped TP and the CMits over
>>550550786I understand your pain. I'm pretty sure my 40% WR, 500wit cafe didn't fire either recovery because she was 7th DISTANCE which is bonkers.
>>550551730Next long is only 2500
>>550551393I'm just waiting for the meltdowns when some people go 200/400 and zero natural kita pulls.
MY FIRST WIN AND WITH MY FAVOURITE HONSE
>>550551730we still have the arima kinen CM
>>550551730Whales don't start truly gapping until card powercreep begins (2.5 year and beyond)
>>550551159
>S rank in summer already >all double circles>uma undefeated career>mass jobbingany fag who claims they haven't lost unity is a filthy liar.
>>550551814Big Mac out there running for her life from your own GolshiCongrats!
>>550551927I know about the SSR powercreep, but do we ever get better SR cards or does the game become 6 SSR slop decks at some point?
Can you unlink account from CykaID?
I am the yellow one
>check replay>enemy S Golshi with Pump + NSM got brockedthis is still inevitable
>>550552134I'm brown
This but with Trainer x Special Wife
>>550552134why do the top people stay in clubs like these
>>550552029There's some noteworthy SRs over the years but any long term player is still going to be running 6ssr eventually.
>>550552349Forgot my pic.
>>550549931turbo super mega based IF you are running Ace Neichaif it's a debuffer die and explode a thousand times
>literally the first CM where some poorfag can win with Gold Shit>IT'S A WHALE CM CRY CRY CRY You are the most pathetic faggots in existence. This is why you're still living with your mom and sponging off her. You are given the easiest roulette ever where someone can build an S-rank 16,000 Uma and still lose due to NSM dice roll, and you faggots still cry about whales.Get a job you fucking leech. Even browns have more value than you.
>>550552029we do get some pretty nice SR cards I feel like
>>5505507249anime has it I think
>>550551730Medium CM is the paypig playgroundThey can overshoot the minimum stamina requirement and can pump alot of WIT and GUTS as well
>>550552134This almost looks like the club I'm in except I'm the one who hit 40 mill and everyone else is either hovering around 5-7 mill or flatlining at 0
>>550548897Bros...?
I have! 33k carrots! 5 natural 3* Umas! 0 MLB SSRs! And I WILL spend it all on kitasan tomorrow!
I just realized, why does this Uma wear her headphones on the side of her head???
>Brick of Fresh Air
>>550552558Damn, that teioposter really got to you huhI wonder if that nigga is still playing
Umas keep draining my seed, I can feel my body starting to break down.
>>550548897>>550552674the only one i heard uma talk about from a meta viewpoint is tama and apparently she's golshi 2.0, take of that as you will, do remember her banner has 50 freebies and 50 support card freebies rolls
>>550552728The last og teiopost was him admitting he went buhi bro, your hero is dead.
>>550548897get whoever you love the most senpai
Was he right
next CM will be better
>>550548897>>550552674If pulling for meta I don't think anyone but Cross is great but takes a good build. Opera I know is a good parent for sprint.
>>550548897>>550552674NY Opera is a good grandparent, from what i heard. I've never heard anything about other uma you list, so they're probably bad to okay uma.
>>550552819Buy an ad
>>550552785Nyo... bad ending...
>>550551538Because she's number one. It's right there.
>>550552651nice dream indeed
>>550542580Potato is vegetable
>>550552819>uses rabbit tactic>tells no one about it
>the ribbing in my onahole is degrading from usagenyoooooo...uma for this feel?
>>550549931I'm a long runner bakushin enjoyer.Your welfare cards can't be that bad, follow this anon's advice (maybe play around with the cards, this was gemini cup advice) >>536339985 for sparks and you may be able to at least bring her to the oshi CM (the arima kinen one)I for sure, will bring bakushin to long CM but for Pisces, that's the right race course for her. Please help bakushin achieve her dreams.
Which umas are capable of winning the Triple Tiara? I know Oguri, Daiwa, and Air Groove; is there anyone else?
>>550553113>tells no one about itwitGOD told us about this like a long long time agoit's a public knowledge
>>550553254Suzuka
>>550553191Maybe I should try open League and make meme umas
>>550553254https://gametora.com/umamusume/race-scheduler/recommend-characters
>>550553113If you watch his slop videos, he explained in detail how to win with a front in cm6 and what you needed to even consider trying it.
Anyone else find this song catchy
Shiraoki guide my hand... I feel an auspicious victory ahead...
Who else is bringing Digi to Scorpio?
>>550553517No. Weak ass song. I wonder when all the bangers will drop in global
Fuck the CMs.
>>550552819Godshi haters look like THIS?!?
>>550553582I will! She's just there to watch.
>>550553582I was going to but I lost Libra so I'm going full meta
>>550553582If I don't go front heavy I will.
I forgot about the finals until just now. My beloved Manhattan did it. What was a good time for winning this one? I want to see how she stacked up against some of your winners lads.
>>550553517No
>>550553582I've been parent farming with her and I've come to enjoy her races but I need to do some real ace runs with her to really feel if she's up to the job.
>>550553771time doesnt matter, its based on lobby
WE are all big fans of Gold Ship around here
I-is it gay to pop a boner for Mr. CB? Asking for a friend.
>>550553867This is a really fucking stupid reply to that post.
>>550553582I would've if I had her
casual outfits when
>>550550724>he doesn't know how to pirate in 1995 + 30Ohnononono
Are room matches a good method of determining if your team is good? It feels like it's a mix of shitters who barely understand what they are doing (me), mega shitters who got lost, and giga whales.Out of 10 races my team won 4.
>>550552939>>550552932>>550552749aight, thanks bros>>550552815read, nigga, read
>>550541780D-do I stick it in?
>>550554148yes but not now most dont have aces ready
*sniff*You did good... It was really close...
>>550550724torrent it if you're not a bitch, and just look up any pirate site on google if you are
https://litter.catbox.moe/z7ow7d.mp4
>>550554148yes with enough sample size
>>550542569
are skill descriptions supposed to be fucked up like this with hachimi?
>>550554308
>>550554308wait a minute this isn't a CM race, it's just anal
>>550553517final race selection screen
>>550554148Tests don't mean shit when you get late started and fails skills randomly.
>>550554308I showed my boss this thinking it was CM related
>>550551814DESU WA!
>>550554148If you play against /uma/ whales or in whale lobbies and place well consistently, your umas will be Finals A ready.
>>550554308Why would anyone want to fuck Teio?
>my 990 speed Manhattan Cafe outran 95% of all the A-grade winners posted in the thread when the CM final came out>I ran the B finals because I forgot about the CM for the first day kek I was actually in with a shot of getting that Plat. Not a lot of umas posted in here that did under 3:01. Still can't believe she steamrolled a 1200/1200 Goldship by nearly 4 lengths despite sub-1k speed.
>>550554308why is the penis so tiny?
>>550551814Now go eat some sweets with her as a reward
>>550549543isn't this guy like giga piggie, all MLB SSRs
>>550554775For that tight Teio grip.
Eartasan Green
>hopeless stakes is at 2am the day after christmaswell lads I am not watching that shitwill be watching the arima tho
sad that both oguri suzuka only won 1 race
>>550554775I know right, ew.
>>550549543Who's this cutie
>>550548487pain>on par with Rudolf; may he surpass Rudolf next year - Narita Brian!
huh... why SR dober doesn't give me slick surge at the end of her event chain?
I want to lick Manhattan Cafe’s flat chest, her ribs that you can barely see, and deepthroat her ears
>>550555107>he doesn't know
>>550555178
My highest score yet and my orange wife... I'm so happy... Do you guys think she has potential for the next cm?
>accidentally win 3 time and get into group A>Barely win 1 race of 40 to qualify for group B finals>win finalsThanks Maya
>>550555107not a female trainer
>>550555243yeah
>>550555240Do you deny my words anon? Or are you instead jealous of my bold declaration for Cafe?
>>550555010>offering her Teio pussy to her fat fansWhat a good girl
>>550555243She will win!
>>550555243No pump, not enough midleg to push up to SFV positioningLooks pretty grim honestly
>2 exclamation marks on a training>Only 1 skill hintWhat gives? Only one at a time?
>>550555363I love going to Teio meetups
>>550555178you missed me at the deepthroating part
>>550555363I'm not fat
Should I use my crystal to go from lb2 fine motion to lb3? Seems like the mood effect is the only big change and I'm not sure how much of a difference that makes.
why is /uma/ so tsundere for teio
>>550552875Where the hell is this from???
>>550555435>PumpI knew I was forgetting something...
>>550555473It’s called ear nibbling
tore-chan tore-chan
>>550555449Yes. No high rolling allowed.
>>550553162Curren
>>550555562Lycoris Recoil, it's an edit.
>>550555643AAAAIEEEEEEFIX YOUR FUCKING GAME, CYJEEEEWSSSS.
I HATE TOKAI TEIO.I SERIOUSLY FUCKING HATE HER.
>>550555619
>we missed out on this
>>550555349I don't think her ears would taste very nice is all.
>>550555548There is no dere to my tsun. She has done nothing to win my affections.
>>550552785teioposting isn't just any anonit's a belief
>>550553517I like the first 5 seconds
Someone post the dope L'Arc OST
Teioposting has now been repurposed to congratulate whales on supporting the game. Good job, whales!
>>550555662It's a very well made edit.
QUICK SOMEBODY DISQUALIFY HER
>>550555836the oinkers won. the rage against the machine has abated and whales gleefully post their S+ umas in the thread without a shred of embarrassment or fear.
>>550553517i like it when they say winning five
>>550555793bro love
I want to FUCK Teio in her tight umanko.
>>550556024It's called growing up, bro.
>>550556024I will keep up the good fight
>>550555978Yada!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xgelu4nyQzQ
Lol, lmao
>favorite uma streamer abandons the gameI never even got to pay for his in-game coaching...
Hey bro, your grandma bought you a present!It's a jigsaw puzzle about horse racing, the thing you've been talking about for half a year391 pieceshttps://jiggie.fun/harikitteikou
>>550555820They’re ears-they’d taste like shit but it’s the principle of the thing. You know when things get intimate and you try to bite the ear and miss and hit the ear lobe instead? It’s like that, but with the whole ear.
>>550555815>just tanned not brown>slept over my bfs ass fitNo thanks
Is groundwork the only answer to goldship's umastan kidnappings?
>>550556263Fuck. You.
>>550555548She stole my CM win
>>550556279your own umastan. GW is usually better on more tracks tho but umastan is easier but also doesn't always proc well
I accidentally [redact] all over my phone while doing a career...
>>550555978https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBXEHLlRBj4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CA1AVF7hLXY
33 more days until my wife is here
>>550556207niggasan black...
>>550556135thats not very nice>>550556451yes, those two. also cute toproado!
>>550556494
>trying to make ryan parent>watch her races>doesnt proc her ult in debut>doesnt proc her ult in hopeless>doesnt proc in satsuki shopleeeaaaseeee
>finally save up enough for another 10-shot at sex rudolf>get a rainbow gate>it's Agnes Digitalthanks, I needed another dirt miler, because El Condor Pasa has much more important things to do...
>>550556263Yes, she slept over at my house.
I want to be friends with benefits with my bro Transcend.
>>550556623What is that jobber Syrious doing in Oguri seat?
>>550553517Yes, I have been listening to it lately
>>550556705>because El Condor Pasa has much more important things to do...Yeah, sex with me
>>550553517the composer for this worked on some love live aqours songs
>>550556623
>>550556705Welcome to Club Digitan.
>>550556751Bro isn't sexual.
>>550556623>4 aura farmers>and also Falco
>>550556705Good job.
>>550556856Gentildonna looks like a turkey during the final spurt.
>>550556856good lord
i think winning the soul SUCKS
>first time on A Finals>feel a bit of hope looking at my opponents>none of my umas proc a single skill>umas arrive dead last>the Goldship with long A winsI can see why people call this an rng fest
So why do witgod wants you to built fuku grandparent with triple 7s even though Xoguri already have one in her kit? Just for the discount?
Didn't pull on SMaruDidn't pull on DotoDidn't pull on DigitanDidn't pull on Halloween bannerDidn't pull on CafeHave 3 sparks for KSBStill going to be using her in MANTStill not listening to your sloptuber advice
>>550556795>Yeah, sex with me
>>550556623Why does Sirius Fraudboli act like hot shit with that racing record. Am I missing some critical keiba lore?>she won a DerbyYeah so did Tickezo, ontop of winning 2 G2's which Sirius didn't, but she doesn't act like a prick
>>550557287Correction required.
>>550556585>not the boss of me>wont lose to anyone eitherwe'll talk about that
>My second ticketOh no...
>>550556705>>550556856the safehorny of this game is just too much>uwu trainer and uma are alone together at the hot spring all night, what are they going to do?>also consider boobs>as long as boobs are secured in a certain amount of clothing>and no you're not allowed to make a doujinshi about the hot spring thing
>>550557287disgustingly based
>>550557431Wet conditions.
>>550556623MY FUARKING HEROES...and smart falcon
>>550556795
How do you guys even train this cow like what cards, she's really hard to train?
Rest and recreationhttps://x.com/i/status/2001178554432631287
>>550557438>you're not allowed to make a doujinshi about the hot spring thingYou literally ARE allowed to make one tho?>Doujinshi (同人誌), also romanized as dōjinshi, is the Japanese term for self-published print works, such as magazines, manga, and novels. Part of a wider category of doujin (self-published) works, doujinshi are often derivative of existing works and created by amateurs, though some professional artists participate in order to publish material outside the regular industry.What you're not allowed to make is specifically porn :^)
I want to train 1 flat and one endowed uma.
>>550557562pace chaser daiwa? try borrowing another SSR speed like Teio, Biko or Bakushin
>>550557431She gonna flash her eishins!
>>550557562Just go gutsmaxx bro
>>550557583what did YOU think the champion umamusume and the trainer who brought her there would do alone together overnight at the hot spring?
>>550557563>Oguri hates the pool>This rando horse loves the open sea
>>550557667
>>550557287mods? can anyone stop this guy
If you won either A or B finals, your winning Uma gets to have sex with her trainer ((You)) for the day. Do not resist
>throw a cheeky Taiki run to finally win the Teio Sho and complete the missions>she wins 14 consecutive G1s>both unity cup and URA finalecalm down white girl, geez
>miss 2 points for 600 gutsoh no, call the spark
>>550557739Yeah but Ogurin loved the hot springs!
>>550557738>Irrelevant question unrelated to the given answer
>>550557890Speed 2* Dirt 3*
>>550557562don't go guts, bro. if this is for cm7, use 2 speed, 1 stam+riko, 2 wit.
>>550557563Oh to be a 4 month old foal playing in the ocean
>>550557326what am I looking at, exactly?are those sirius and tickezo's records?also I know nothing about sirius, are they actually just a loser jobber? why are they so incredibly high and mighty then, what's the lore reasoning for that?
>>550557771fuck, I only got 2nd
>>550557771Good thing Rudolf wouldn't have sex with someone she is not married with
what's with the new captcha? it's faster
Cool Orange and cats
>>550557876Bitches don't know
where the FUCK is tamamo
>>550558045Not faster than my solver used to be
what if Forever Young dies before this date?
>>550557326from my little knowledge sirius symboli got fucked pretty hard by mismanagement which apparently also happened to rudolf but not to the same extent, he was sent to france for l'arc right after the derby and wasn't in the best condition after it, i'm guessing completely here but maybe cygames made him into a 3* because of his rivalry with the real life symboli rudolf, it's really hard to say because after l'arc he wasn't the same, tickezo is victim of early uma but uma sirius is basically sirius before l'arc for what i understand, if i'm completely wrong someone can ofc correct mealso this is something i read here and tickezo was also a very emotional horse? it's why she has the whole daaaahby thing
>>550558201Don't even joke lad
>>550558201>Funny horse does the impossible>Instantly gets teased to go into game>Dies before releaseOne of the biggest dark jokes Irony could pull
>>550557158Horse racing is le gamble?Qualifying for finals will depend on your effort. Winning will depend on your luck
>>550557949a bit close, but wrong blue and pink wasn't as good as thatstill looks usable with those parents...
>>550557364Hmph. Yada. Make me.
>>550557771I wouldn't resist even if I could.
>>550556207Done.
My autistic brown wife...
>taishin procced everything besides the recovery skills
>goldcuck fag thinking he is hot shit
after doing some testing i conclude power is irrelevant for fronts
>>550557287Well that's exactly what VF suggests so you're still a meta slave
>>550557771Bring it on
>>550558310>One of the biggest dark jokesyeah right before Sirius Symboli amirite?
>>550558417Taishin legitimately needs gatekept to max her odds of staying 9th to trigger sleep. its such a terrible skill.Is there any way to reliably get gatekept currently or are we waiting for the accupunturist to get her friend support card?
>>550558208>maybe cygames made him into a 3* becauseBecause they want people to spend money instead of getting her for free. It's why G1lets like Ardan is a 3* and it's why they only release one low rarity character every year.
>golshi whiffs maestro and eats shitthis has happened two finals now
>>550558481luna-chan...
>>550558565
oh fug completely forgot about this
Considering that I didn't think I was even getting into A finals to begin with this time the fact that I made it in and got second is a blessing.Also glad I didn't get third place, I was about to turn into Nice Nature since that would have been the third CM in a row
>>550558565>Maruzensky procs Restless right out of the gate then gasses out because Maestro never fired
>>550557771oh so that's why she was making this face....she knew...
What a whorehttps://litter.catbox.moe/grnvkd.mp4
I believe every uma has tried the secondary use for a carrot at least once
I want to go one on one with hishi amazon...
>>550558550i mean i completely agree, the amount of 3* seems absurd when you can count the amount of 2* added with both hands or even 1 if i'm miscounting but it's funny turbo is a 1*plenty of horses have been what-ifs from rice shower to silence suzuka so in reality we will never witness their maximum potentialcan we consider sirius as a jobber? yes, but disregarding he got fucked hard during the generation horse health was ignored both mental and physical is not fairmy first what the fuck impression of horse racing was learning pic rel is a triple crown winner so in that case i agree the 3* is deserved, but for future ones again, guess it's going for money, winning a G1 by itself seems hard as fuck
>>550558137looking for change under the vending machines
>>550557372Get bitten.
>>550558869My cute and nerdy donkey wife!
>>550558442Also not pulling on XOguriAlso not pulling on DoberAlso not pulling on Fine Motion SSRAlso not pulling on VBorboun
Why does Jordan hate golshi
>click race>nigger in the same lobby has Libra PlatinumWhat's the point
>>550558927Why does this shark have horse ears?
>>550558869I mean Goldshi is a 2*, I don't think their IRL strenght has anything to do with how many stars they have for the most part
>>550558971the real world jordan tried to haze golshi when they were on a farm together and golshi tried to kick the shit out of him
>>550558943I love Teio. I fucking hate Nature however.
did you win group A finals?THEN EXPLODE
>>550558429A room full of maruzenskys??
>>550558971everyone secretly hates Gold Shit, except Urara, Stay Gold and Digital
>>550557287>he didn't pull on halloween banner>he didn't pull for cafe>he doesn't want his witchy wife to have spooky friends
>>550558429should mostly be the case if it's only fronts vs fronts, though only if they're all built the same wayif they're all just fishing for the same exodia skills then whoever gets them receives a nitro boost and their power ceases to matter, while no amount of power can help the ones that didn't catch up, they'd need to rely on other skills
>>550558927
>>550558971Envy.
>>550558971
>>550557287I didn't pull out from Sweepu
Goldshi hugs and fugs
>>550559095it's 5 different marus i've prepared for this CM
SAY IT WITH ME, /UMA/DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>550558971>great mood requirementI hate this shit. absolutely nothing you can do to prevent a mood drop the turn before the race.
>envy>this is what pathetic goldshit cucks believelmao>jordan and goldshit once were at the same home, fighting over who is the king>at some point htey got split, years later they met again and goldshit kept fighting, while jordan went "i don't never think of you at all, i don't even know who you are"keep seething goldcucks
>>550559167AIIIEEEEEEEEEEWhat a violent uma...
>cm celebratory 10-pull>archer rudolfShe's the best, I'd sub Anime Teio out for her in Scorpio but I'm already deep in the parent mines.Hope I didn't mess with my kitasan luck for tomorrow
>>550559175I always forget that Golshi is actually very hot
>>550559284DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHBY
>>550559374>anons get cute lunas left and right>i get nothing on my free 20 pullsreeeeeeeeeeeee
>>550559284https://ayaliz.github.io/hakuraku/#/racedata?bin=6efBukqb6aThat was seriously so fucking close.
>>550558825She's really sucking that hachimin
>>550559284dahby supremacy
>face biwa>she loses by a head
>>550559284WAAAAAAAH DAHBYYYYY
>>550554308ive always found titty cutouts real offputting. just looks so weird
>one more reset until KitasanBe afraid /uma/.Be very afraid.
>>550559564>>550559454>>550559420>>550559403>>550559284I HATE WINNING TICKET.I SERIOUSLY FUCKING HATE HER.
>>550559209>jordan righteven N9999 like me can understand this joke
>>550559284DAAAAAAHBYYYYYYYY
GG EZ NO RE
>>550559637woah look a those double crowns
>>550559374fuck you and the horse you rode in on
Dahby this you little shit.
>>550559617i dont pls explain
>>550559572>broke lucklets get a noticeable but slight increase to the reliability of their runs>no effect on whales>minimal effect on large scale grindersEh, it's not REALLY going to change the stuff I have to deal with
>>550559420can you sniff packets from a saved race or a replay of CM or do you have to do it on the initial run?
>>550559913>>550559913>>550559913>>550559913
>>550559926retard kys
>>550559909Yeah, you can do saved races or replays. Simply just run them again. The plugin saves whatever race you run.
>>550559791Fuck you Rice Shower
>>550559041the top umas at the start of the game just had to be balanced raritywise, Vodka, Air Groove, even El, guess they balance it with their alts version(s)
>>550559812It's a pun on Jordan's name, can also be translated to "that's a joke, right?"
>>550559812It's a pun on her name>jo-dan (jordan) desho!?>冗談 (joudan) joke; jest; funny storyIt should be translated to something like 'You're kidding right?!'
>>550559981>thirdie having a melt downlol
>got mummy creekshe's for this CM right
>>550560049>>550560035nyaruhodo
>>550559167ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAAAA
>>550559209golshi pipebomb
>>550559284LETS GO
>>550560049Looking forward to how they'll localize this pun
>tfw won>golshi gameHave you done your zombie routine for the appreciation of being alive?
>>550556451This is Umamusume music...?
>>550559284DAAAAAAHBI DAAAAAAAAAA
>>550556451>>550561789https://youtu.be/gldxR4lzi1E bonus edit someone made that includes a sick intro
is cheerleader NN any good
