Overheal Edition>NewsSmissmas update is live: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=259202TF2 Gold Rush released: https://store.steampowered.com/app/3826520/Team_Fortress_2_Gold_Rush/New Steam hardware announced: https://store.steampowered.com/sale/hardware>Official SitesBlog: https://teamfortress.comWiki: https://wiki.tf>Frag With /tf2g/When: Friday & Saturday Afternoon. Check for posts in the thread or be the one to announce.tf2g's Official Server: 78.46.128.115:27015 (EU)Ready Up: https://tf2gfragready.b4k.dev/>Other 4chan ServersWeeabootique: 198.245.61.57 (NA)Castaway: Castaway.tf (NA/EU/AUS/Asia)Konata: konata.tf (EU)>ResourcesFAQ: https://pastebin.com/Svy4uc7tMods: https://pastebin.com/8Q6bzADkPreview Loadouts & Skins: https://loadout.tf | https://weapons.tf | https://p337.info/tfviewHUDs: https://gamebanana.com/mods/cats/1644 | https://tf2huds.dev/Scripting: https://pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | https://pastebin.com/R7V4cN8STrading: https://backpack.tf | https://trade.tf | https://stntrading.eu/ | https://tf2trade.tf/Stats: https://pastebin.com/0yaDyWb4Sprays: https://rafradek.github.io/Mishcatt/Community Server Browsers: https://serverbrowser.tf/ | https://thegabenzone.github.io/truequickplay/#/serversCreators Leaks: https://archive.is/GeYbEtf2g's Guide to Heavy: https://pastebin.com/Y7ZWgt96>Competitive News & Events: https://teamfortress.tvLobbies & Mixes: https://tf2center.com | https://pastebin.com/vNTDF4eLLeagues: https://pastebin.com/UJ9sDAdq>Previous Thread>>550236790
>no shupo or demented anime slop>no brain dead coomer slop>no unrelated garbage>Just good old MedicGood thread
>>550582484>>550582204I dislike the OP image because pretty much all Medic mains are insufferable people.
>>550582484>>550583497>>550582204I dislike the OP image because I hate TF2
>>550558182he was doxxed a very long time ago sadly he is so irrelevant IRL that nothing changed cuz of it and he doesn't care
3 NIGASON CART
>>550586064I was never doxed lmao. As a matter of fact, I posted my birth certificate on tf2g once to prove to some dummy that I was in fact born in the United States of America
NEW>/csg/ - counter strike general >>550587223>>550587223>>550587223
>>550587878Why IS there no CS general? I'm surrpised. It has a playerbase 10x the size of TF2's.
>>550588092csgo general was raped to death by tranny drama and eceleb worship before cornavirus happened
>>550588240>raped to death by tranny drama and eceleb worship I wonder if /tf2g/ can take any lessons from this but maybe we're too busy with tranny drama and eceleb worship to notice
>>550587878No thanks / not interested. I hate to break it to you pal but Counter Slop hasn't been good since CS:S>>550588092It has a general on Russian imageboards but it's a lot less popular in the English-speaking world than it is in Eastern Europe and China.
>>550588371you wouldn't understand, /tf2g/ isn't that bad of a thread in the grand scheme of /vg/ tourists just think it is cuz they assume the rest of the board is okay and not a bigger cesspit. tf2g eceleb posting and trannyy drama is not nearly as bad as csgog was, and there was worse generals out there that are still activethe eceleb and tranny shit is mostly one or two obsessed retards, csgog existed for obsessed retards exclusivley
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
>>550588556>/tf2g/ isn't that bad of a thread in the grand scheme of /vg/ tourists just think it is cuz they assume the rest of the board is okay and not a bigger cesspitExcluding gachanigger threads and hellpits like /lolg/, the large part of this board's threads are mostly talking about their games. I've yet to see dozens of Discord screenshots and hundreds of posts discussing chatroom drama on places like /erg/ for example.
>>550587058>I posted my birth certificate on tf2g once to prove to some dummy that I was in fact born in the United States of Americayou posted what now?
>>550591032Don't ask him, he'll probably post it again!
>>550591625Nah that's an exclusive for 2018 tf2g fellers. Newbies gotta stay outta the loop
>least parasocial and mentally ill tripfagI didn't think my opinion of you could fall any lower
2018... that was a garbage year for /tf2g/, worse then now even.
>>550592478At least we still got rebalances and there was still hopium for the Heavy update2019 on the other handβ¦
Kill festive pyros. Behead festive pyros with the festive eyelander. Roundhouse kick a festive pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a festive gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy festive pyro mains. Defecate into a festive pyros festive sandvich. Launch festive pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry festive pyros in a wok. Toss festive pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a festive pyros gasstank. Judo throw festive pyros into a woodchipper. Twist festive pyros heads off. Report festive pyros to Valve. Karate chop festive pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant festive pyros. Trap festive pyros in the underworld. Dump festive pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify festive pyros into a vat of acid. Eat festive pyros. Dissect festive pyros. Exterminate festive pyros in MGE. Stomp on festive pyros skull with the festive mantreads. Make festive pyros check'em. Cremate festive pyros with the festive degreaser. Lobotomize festive pyros. Mandatory trade bans for festive pyros. Crush festive pyros into a festive paste. Drown festive pyros in festive jarate. Vapourize festive pyros with a festive pomson. Spawn camp festive pyros. Kick a festive pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark festive pyros from hat drops. Feed festive pyros to alligators. Slice festive pyros open with the festive half-zatoichi.
>>550589791god i wish i wasnt so addicted to this old dying gamefor the past 5 or so years of me playing it and checking this general it seems tf2g is somehow rotting even faster than tf2outside of some highlights like signanon its just a constant downhill of seeing worse and worse behavior from namefags, avatarfags, coomers, youtuber obsesseds, discords...maybe next year i will suddenly find tf2 unfun and then i will no longer feel the need to check in here
>>550595816There just isnt another game that provides the same things tf2 does. Its freedom in movement and its casual hop on hop off play.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=VeKKu9S4XHQWhy are russians like this
>>550596129yeah i have tried others like deadlock, overwatch, marvel rivals, apex legends(for the movement, i dont like battle royales) or just regular shooters, valorant csgo etc. nothing clickedso now im stuck browsing here
So what happened with the CS2 market crash, I remember seeing people speculate it would lead to a crash for TF2 too due to people losing confidence. Did anything come of that or do all the TF2 tradeniggers have diamond hands?
>>550597685tf2 economy is too tightly controlled by the people up top for anything like that to happen off pure speculation/ FUD
>>550597685the market bounced back after like a week
>>550591787damn you're still around? it's been like 10 yearsalso funny as hell you have to verify your email or get raped by captchas now this site has been ruined
Did Zesty win yet?
>>550599181>also funny as hell you have to verify your email or get raped by captchas now this site has been ruinedidk man posting quality has been on an upturn since they started filtering retards and normalfags
Imagine if I hadn't eaten breakfast hehehe
>>550599732why would i imagine (You) not eating breakfast
>>550599732i dont understand what you are saying now im angry >:(
>>550599396https://youtu.be/HbhBRfiFSbo?t=2939No, Zesty lost and started crashing out at his chat
>>550602975does he even make money on youtube to justify being such a lolcow? is it all just for attention at this point?
>>550603613He's unironically financially better off than all TF2 Youtubers because of his pebble degree.He does it for the "love" of the game but he's generally predisposed to make himself look like a dork in the process.
>>550603613Thirdies give him money every stream
>>550602975i saw that part of the stream. he wasn't crashing out. he was talking about drinking bottled water vs tap water, microplastics, flouride, and water filters. He called something "retarded" while talking about this, and I'm assuming someone said that saying retarded was "wrong", and zesty said that retared is not a slur, no matter how hard people try, and that he would continue using the words retarded and gay when things were retarded and/or gay
>>550599732i'd rather imagine you eating several hundred calories for breakfast so that you can get fatter.
>>550603613he has the same personality flaw as the tf2 cut content guy, the inability to stop talking when nobody else is and the desire to always have the last word, to their own detriment, over and over again
>>550603613Yes he gets a lot of views on his videos, even his multiple-hour-long Team Fortress 2 mega-essay PhD thesis videos (which give you more revenue than shorter videos).>>550604193I know but watching that without context makes him seem like an asshole.
There's a warrant for my arrest in Missouri. Too bad, I can still seethe about TF2 from everywhere else! Hah-hah!
>>550605776What did you do?
>>550605953murdered a workslopper
>>550604718which parts of his multi hour rants are mega-essay PhD theses
>>550606052That doesn't seem very nice.
>>550606052W Zesty
EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!
>>550582204this image has a lot to do with tf2. worst op 0/10
i still haven't gotten one of the new cases drops what the FUCK
>>550607749>kong a shitfalse>cumblasting chie until she gets pregnant with tripletstrue
>>550606113I was referring primarily to this video:https://youtu.be/JNxg5stxlhk>it's still stuck with a "self-harm" warning despite not having anything to do with self-harmsad
>>550608643I'm genuinely interested in this topic but I don't think I can watch a 4 hour video on it, is there some kind of summary
>>550608643it was because twitter trannies mass reported itapparently it was because at some points he quotes or plays clips from an interview where they say the word suicide, I think
MvM update will be cancelled in 45 minutes
>>550609202Just watch it in the background lol, he talks about how Valve created a unique class-based FPS and then destroyed it>>550609401It's sad that appeals don't work
>>550610103>and then destroyed itbut i'm still playing it right now
You can't prove that spy mains aren't using walls.
>>550608643
>>550607749
>>550610103bro my attention span is like five minutes max
>>550611021They destroyed the OG version of Team Fortress 2 and replaced it with nu-TF2
>>550612130no they updated the game, i see why you might be confused, but they didn't get rid of or replace anything
>>550588092it exists on /vm/ and it's almost exclusively eceleb worship
>>550613064>almost exclusively eceleb worshipGod that sounds fucking horrible
>>550612130why dont you play goldrush then OH WAIT ITS DEAD ALREADY
>>550612845>they didn't get rid of or replace anythingtf2's soul?
>>550582484Came here to say something similar... Back to /erg/
>>550612845They absolutely did, they effectively got rid of community servers. Watch the trvthnvke.
>>550613754i'm literally playing on a community server right now, why are you making things up?
>>550613881he's a tranny pdf retard who's words 99% of the time make no sense but serve as an excuse to post what he jerks off to; ignore him and let him talk to himself.
>>550613881at a severely diminished capacity with extremely limited options
>>550616169>people playing skial before mym>people playing skial after mym
>>550613881The vast majority of community servers have died out due to the matchmaking changes caused by casual. Vanilla community servers with regular players largely don't exist anymore.>>550613953>who's words 99% of the time make no senseWell of course not. You don't even know the difference between "whose" and "who's", you're not very good at English.
>>550613953>"buzzword buzzword tranny buzzword"Shartyniggers are so retarded
>>550594043holy shit he's right. They just deployed the heavy update!https://www.teamfortress.com/heavy/
>>550617095THEY REMOVED KONATA FROM THE GAME
>>550583497I like this image because enterprise
>>550599181I don't mind the captchas much :^)
>>550619287This new captcha is an IQ test and retards are failing it so hard lol
>>550619451Holy based
There's no way people think the new captcha is tricky
>>550619589It's less annoying than the one with the dots.
>550616834That's crazy, the only thing you can take away is the one grammatical error. Truly dopamine fried receptors >>550616607>getting offended for the lolicon (pedophile) tranny>proceeds to buzzword himself and throws a hissyfitSister................. bruhsister...
>>550619589have you seen some of the posters on this site?
>>550619589>>>/g/107577471
>>550616402>hmm today I will ignore everything that wasn't skial
>>550620161I know, I'm surprised the guy above you can even post
>>550616402Skial servers are mostly dead, it's only a few 24/7 servers for popular maps that survived.>>550620043>doesn't even know who he's replying touhhh lil nigga... you's not beating them allegations. fr this dog's always trippin :skull:
>>550621412>wrong about skial servers>bigly mad and broken over a "that's crazy" followed by a nuke about his shrunken brainyeap, i think i own you.
>>550621412>right about skial servers>btfo a zoomiebased desu
>>550622762*high five sister*
>>550602598egg making sex with both gardevoir and hatterene
He's so perfect bros
>>550621412dumb plapna poster
every time i return to /tf2g/ i am hit with a wave of sadness as i see how few tf2 images there are
>>550621412>>550623749holy sexo
>>550623992Stop being transphobic.
>>550621412>>550623749
>>550583497Viva isn't insufferable though.>>550585380Why are you here then?
>>550624534>Viva isn't insufferable though.lollmao
>>550596829Because they are based.
>>550624739He's much less insufferable than all the anime+furry girl posters.
>>550625007>viva does nothing but blogpost about his shitty life>anime posters discuss the game but ermmm it's worse because I don't like the imagesokay retard
>anime posters spew some of the most retarded viva level iq takes yeah you're both retarded and deserve each other
>>550624534>teamstacks and votekicks new players because they aren't topscoring>calls himself a "normie" while posting gore videos on /gif/>brags about his "career" of bagging at a bodegaBlessedViva is probably the single most insufferable poster on 4chan if I'm gonna be real with you.
>>550625219Viva talks about the game a lot.
Ze healing is not as revarding as ze hurting
>>550625789He's less insufferable than you.
>>550626053saying >oh boy bagging was rough today, it was so hard, hard like soldier's helmet in TF2doesn't make the rest of the post about the game
>oh boy bagging was rough today, it was so hard, hard like soldier's helmet in TF2
>>550626679goddman faggot nta but he's right; also the "animeposter" faggot talks more about viva than he does the game.
>>550626880one post talking about viva doesn't make every post about viva, you're just illiterate and missed all the posts talking about community servers / the gamealso there's more than one anime poster, thinking everyone's the same poster is schizo behavior
>>550626880>nta butyes you are
>>550627068>>550627139>literal babble buzzwords over the bagboyget a job holy shit
>>550626053>i ate shit today "wall of text" tf2 medic pyrogreat "talking" about tf2>>550625789viva is retarded and completely insufferable, he's been here for 10+ years and still behaves like a day 1 touristalso>"blessed"lmao
>>550627275there's no buzzwords in there and the other guy's post is 3 words, I accept your concession illiterate anon
>>550627275>retarded samefag can't read many such cases
>>550624534>fuck off chicano
>>550627368>>550627442You live divorced from reality, there are many buzzwords in what you said. You faggots talk more about viva than you do TF2. Do something better with your time, I suggest a job.
We need more variety in the lust provoking image spam
>>550627590>sucking off a tripfag on 4chinhow about you go back? >>>/r/eddit
>>550627281I'm blessed with good looks, a beautiful girlfriend that loves me, a healthy relationship with my mother and father, and a good career. Also, I'm blessed with the game sense and knowledge that it takes to always top score in Team Fortress 2 Casual Payload matches>>550627512Eh?>>550627590I too recommend a job. Time flies by faster with employment and a life after work instead of just spending all day on 4chan like a stinky NEET with parents who are fed up with your shit
>>550627281He used to be called BasedViva.
>>550627590>many buzzwordsyou mean exactly one? you're just mad you were proven wrong
>>550627757>I'm blessed with good looksyou are brown and fat
>>550627753nigga I don't like viva, but objectively despite his negatives he's still a net positive compared to you who troon out (schizo, even) constantly for ZERO purpose.>>550627860bruh, i fear you cant be saved
>>550627664Nobody posts lust provoking images here.
Tripfagging is genuinely against the whole idea of this site and I filter them all.>go to the site where people are anonymous by default>try to make a name for yourself
>>550627932He's not brown and also, racism is bad.
>>550628157this but avatarfags and lust provoking image + bad take
>>550623992You could contribute you know
>>550627824I was BasedViva until Lil B The BasedGod started retweeting pictures of women's soles with TYBG - YCFMB written across 'em. Then DJ Khaled did the Based gimmick to a more mainstream level, so I just went from Based to Blessed. I'm still Based. I just don't like feet on my feet that much>>550627932I'm beige enough to make people think I'm White sometimes IRL lmao >>550628157Cool, man. You deserve a medal for standing up to the evils of tripcode users!
>>550628216>He's not brownyou don't have eyes
>>550628405He looks like the guy from Severance
>>550628157Viva is a tourist, what did you expect?He only comes here to beg for attention and validation of others.Every single one of his posts fall into off-topic.
>>550628157Generals are also against the idea of the site since the same small group of people become regulars in every thread.
>>550625219Thereβs only one anime poster that talks about the game though letβs not kid ourselves here. The others are just replying βsexβ and vaguely make references to the game by talking about β(anime girl themed) updateβ but itβs jus the same image over and over again.
>>550628270fag
>>550628405this is like the spics on /pol/ who like to larp as purebloded aryans
>>550628670
>>550628540He's not a tourist if he has been a regular here for 10+ years.
>>550628818
>>550627757What colour is she?
>>550628941put your trip back on so I can filter you properly fucking nigger>10 years of posting/lurkingit makes tripfagging even less excusable as if it had an excuse in the first place
>>550629202>Any anon praising Viva is Viva himselfCope, and also racism is bad.
>>550629139He has a chocobunny girlfriend
>>550629378let me guess. it's a hamplanet
>>550628941>10+ years of nothing but self-fellating and begging for attention Still to this day the cringiest tripnigger and "old"fag that I've seen on this shithole
>>550629445Correct
>theres more discussion in this thread about viva than tf2sisters stop it already
>>550629378Source?
>>550629573Not my fault that a fat beige man happens to make anime girl spammers seethe.
>>550629673https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/text/black/tripcode/%21ViVASFa0../
>>550629856i mean yes but their existence makes them seethe just let them be
>>550628626literally does not matter or go against the idea of the site so long as they remain anonymousthis is a place to discuss niche shit. there being a place to discuss niche shit that is easier to find and more consistently exists is not going against anything
>>550629360>any nigger sucking off a tripfag is a tripfagmany such cases>racism is badif you believe this your race will get overrun with nigs and asians or you will get to see islamization on the level of UK in your country unless you are racistracism is a defense mechanism and if such defense mechanism is quenched by social programming fed to you by the media then congrats you failed the basic human competency litmus testthe pyramid goes:protect yourself -> protect your own pack/family/clan/kind -> protect other humanslack of acceptance of racism means you're fucked in the headthanks for coming to my ted talk
there should be more discussion about frags than fags
>>550628941>>550629463That just makes him an eternal tourist, not a regular.>>550629360Retarded brownoid tourists >>>/out/
tf2
>>550628216
>>550629360>unironically sucking off a tripniggerlol>racism is badNigger
>>550630509sex with this sign
>>550630509sexo wall
>>550630085based and truth-pilled
>dood bagboy lmao
>>550629971>oldest post 2020>he has been doing this for 5 yearsnow I just feel sorry for him
>>550631572@ChatGPT summarize this image for me in 3 sentences or less
>>550631769He has been it since 2014.
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2940102144We need a map that takes place in the Netherlands. Although it's cringe that there are no tulips.
>>550631769It gets worse
>>550631934Spelmodus: Heuvelkoning
>>550631872he was doing it when /vg/ first popped up
>>550631769>510 or moreReally pathetic
>>550631050lol
>>550628946Saori is a hero for this.
I want a Colombian wife.
>>550633776Latinx famously get fat when they reach their 30s. Me personally if I had game I would get an Asian wife or a mixed race wife (hapa or mulatto)
>>550634218Incorrect.
>>5506318722013. Meanwhile, I've been playing Team Fortress 2 since 2012>>550634218Maybe it's because of my preference for chubbier women, but I never understood the fascination for Asian women other than weeaboos wanting a +1 for anime marathons and conventions
>>550634953Asian women have no standards, look at all the wives for sale that are asian.
Violates United States law
oh great, it's back
>>550636939He won
>>550638164>Metabolic gets 4 sets in Dota 2 and is probably making thousands of dollars as we speak>Vipes gets 1 (one) set in TF2 and Metabolic has a shitfitHe is the embodiment of this meme
>>550630509sex with beacon
>there's no other places to discuss our discord drama. We HAVE to talk about it here>*breaks united states law to discuss discord drama*
>>550636939WTF... I love vipes now?
>>550639653>Vipes>Under constant attack and reputation destruction from a mafia that makes 100x the money, has to suffer living with his father because said mafia took away his chance to be independent>Still somehow gets items in the gameFace it, the only reason Vipes is being discussed again is because he's winning hard
>>550630509s-sex...?
>Vtuber: noalegal@noa.nintendo.com
>>550641026joined, what now
>>550641026I'm not joining your group.
>>550641026stop advertising your favorite group here
>>550641026I'm already in this group
>>550641026Iβm not allowed to join this group
>>550640902Yeah no clue what thatβs about. I think they want us to report his Vtuber model to Nintendo because it looks like a pokemon? Just guessing.
>>550640659Yeah, I just roll my eyes every time tf2g bitches about him. I don't know him, I don't follow him or his drama surrounding him. But the people that keep screeching about him and the Emporium or whatever the fuck else people bitch about here is so much more annoying that whatever the fuck it is Vipes does or did. It's little people who screech about me. Get over it. I'm chilling. Focus on your own lives sometimes. Check in on your parents or your romantic partner. Your best buddy or somebody instead of crying about Vipes or Viva or whatever else
>>550642316Some of the guys in the FNAF general had the theory is that it's to make the rest of the dox look fake because there's a random NoA email in it, and it certainly seemed to fool the janny that left it up for 4 days
>>550640752With both shupos
>skim thread>200 posts without any tf2 discussion whatsoeverI have to remind myself why I only check here every so often
>>550643531for frags surely
where are the shupo frags?
>>550642886>Check in on your parents or your romantic partnerThe anime+furry girl spammers don't have a father nor a romantic partner.
>>550643531To say hi to me :3
>>550644131That's the joke tee hee
>>550642886>every time tf2g bitches about himIt's literally one guy who comes here to whine about him and try to get us to raid him, leave the rest of us out of it
>>550644487Nah, man. You're Anonymous. "We Are Anonymous. We Are Legion", right?
>>550642886Emporium constantly shitposts and derails this thread, occasionally they post about vipes
>>550645171Emporium is a group, right? The other guy is claiming it's one person
MvM update? Ovahh 'ere!
>Be UEAKCrash>Considered *the* TF2 mapper guy>His maps are either lazy reskins or play like dogshitHow did he get this reputation again
>How niggas were movin in 2016 tryna figure out the Merasmus TV achievementYou just had to be there
>>550649639active youtube channel
Never bring a knife to a gun fight
>>550645968They're both right, there is only one guy from the Emporium who cares enough about Vipes to spam his dox and shit and his name is MetabolicThe Emporium itself does raid and shitpost here and is a groupAnyway the point is it's not tf2g posting about it
>>550651295skid retard
>>550652575
>>550649639name the lazy reskins or dogshit maps
>>550653512skid retard
>it's like the jarate, but with infinite ammo, and on the most mobile classI don't get it, what's the downside?
>>550529174has anybody made a mod where rockets and pills retain their respective trajectories, but they swap which ones explode on contact
>>550658852you have to be point blank as the squishiest class without dealing any dmg, when instead you could be doing 200dps?
>>550658852>run in at melee range as Scout to apply a debuff>when you could be running in at melee range as Scout and meat shotting them for 150 damage
>>550658852by the time you pull it out and get close enough to hit an enemy could have just -105 the guyyou also dont have a bat to finish people off or the wrap assassins free long range bleed
Ever. Sneed.
>>550663536licking the sweat from her sideboob and armpit
>>550663536Disgusting mental sickness edit>>550663717You didn't have to type this shit out
>>550663536Sexo
>>550665081yeah I did
>>550665081what's disgusting? it's a woman with huge boobs. are you gay?
>>550668925It's a cartoon.
>>550651295what beef do you have with that server anyways?
>>550670229and?
>>550670229ok homo
>>550665081>>550670229it's ok to be gay :)
>>550595304Fuck festive pyros. Get head from festive pyros. Fuck a festive pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy festive pyro cunts. Have the festive pyro make you a festive sandvich after. Launch sperm into festive pyros. Fry festive pyros' brains with sex. Toss a festive pyro's salad. Urinate into a festive pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw festive pyros onto a bed. Twist festive pyros' nipples. Report your love for festive pyros to Valve. Split festive pyros' legs in half. Impregnate festive pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon festive pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a festive pyro cum dumpster. Submerge festive pyros into a vat of cum. Eat festive pyros' pussies. Dissect festive pyros' clothes off. Dominate festive pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap festive pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Make festive pyros suck'em. Cream inside festive pyros' holes. Lobotomize festive pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for festive pyros. Give festive pyros your love paste. Drown festive pyros in mad milk. Whip festive pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Camp in the same tent with festive pyros. Invite a festive pyro to your mvm lobby. Give festive pyros your hat drops in exchange for sex. Fuck festive pyros like an alligator. Slice festive pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
>>550671914this butt also shupos
>>550672098what good's a lobotomized brat?
>>550672231sex
>>550672358sex is meaningless if they don't at least try to tease you...
Why did valve decide to use the 12v12 format? Why not 10v10 or 18v18. Whats so special about 12. I feel there would be more breath to room if it was a 10v10 or around that
>>550672458okay lobotomize shupos into teasing bratty sex slaves
Will Valve ever fix the game?
>>550672801Nope, but luckily they won't do anything to keep people from making their own fixed versions
:(
>>550671686>>550671781Being into cartoons doesn't make you straight.
>>550673341pretending cartoons can't be attractive also doesn't make you straight
>>550672801negative
>>550673098:(
>>550671114Some admin on there abuses his powers. I take revenge and abuse the server with my powers. Their ban reasons are really, really funny. Today the ban reason was like "Take your shot" or something and I started wrecking their server server right after that. That's why I posted this picture from Falling Down: "I did everything they told me to" and got an angry reply "skid retard". Hilarious.
>>550674762They can't be because they aren't in the real dimension.
>>550676125*adds a dimension*
>>550672596more players = gooder, but also more unstable & potentially laggier24 was optimal for official servers since it allowed your team some flexibility without also being unstablethe standard remained since 2007 since it just worked, but community servers often used 32 player max once consumers were able to handle the load24 also works better with base 8 than 20 does
>>550676441Anime faces aren't attractive.
>>550676663they are literally optimized to be based on what the human brain naturally finds cute. you're contrarian and gay
>>550676746No they aren't, they have baby faces.
>>550676000>I started wrecking their server server right after thatyour ddos lasted ten minutes and the server went back to usual numbers almost right after. >Some admin on there abuses his powerscongratulations, you are the only person on the server that has an issue with this.one of the admins does it in a balanced way (like making giants and giving them a powerup as a reward for the server to fight over), another does it to even the scales (like breaking up spawncamps) and regardless all the admins just like shitposting (like setting fire rate ridiculously high or making an immortal melee scout)but even then this rarely lasts for more than a minute or two.
>>550676663ok homo
Everyone but me is being called a homo...Feel kinda left out desu
>>550677408>your ddos lasted ten minutes and the server went back to usual numbers almost right after.Fine, I'll do it longer next time.>congratulations, you are the only person on the server that has an issue with this.A few hours ago an admin called Sensei was spawncamping some kid on the mic with god mode, noclipping to him and stabbing him. The more I think about it, the more my actions feel justified.
>>550677581You don't know what that word means.
>>550678059the whole server was bullying that kid for three hours on end, the admin was actually bullying him for like, 20% of the time he was on the server.i also refuse to believe that you think that literal six year olds should feel welcome online.the kid could barely speak, he doesnt belong anywhere near a computer.
>>550676441im gonna throw my mad milk
>>550678297>the whole server was bullying that kid for three hours on end, the admin was actually bullying him for like, 20% of the time he was on the server.>i also refuse to believe that you think that literal six year olds should feel welcome online.>the kid could barely speak, he doesnt belong anywhere near a computer.I rest my case.
>>550678437so you think that the internet should be filled with six year olds?and you also think they should be playing mature rated games?
>>550678681>so you think that the internet should be filled with six year olds?Have you ever considered muting the kid? I guess not. I'm guessing you're too much of newfag to know where the mute button is in TF2.
>>550677837Maybe you should put that mouth to good use instead of flapping it, homo
>>550679072its not about muting.its about the fact that he's in an adult space despite not even being able to speak in full sentencesyou cannot say that this is a good thing without outing yourself as some kind of groomer.
>>550679454TF2 isn't an adult space.
i just watched an iceberg video on tf2 controversies and i think i understand why youre all so mentally ill now
>>550679454Mute him already! You justify bullying a 6 year old kid AS AN ADULT for the sole reason because he's a kid? How pathetic are you? God. I'm gonna make it my personal mission to fuck with your server as much as possible now. Well done!
>>550631572this whole thing falls apart when applied to humans seeing as we can fucking speak to each other
>>550679578>>550679863it is literally labeled as a mature game.he should not be there, its that simple.if anything it should be your moral imperative to make sure that everyone under 18 feels as unwelcome as possible online.
>>550680203It's not an 18+ game.
>>550680203>he should not be there, its that simple.It's called gatekeeping. It's none of your business what he should or shouldn't be doing. It's his parents job. You're not his parents. You're wrong. If you don't like him talking in voice chat, mute him in-game. You clearly don't know how or care for that. Go fuck yourself.
>>550678681I think kids should be kept offline but it's the role of their parents or the government to regulate/punish. It's not my job as a 22 year old guy in a video game to bully some 6 year old kid off the internet>Inb4 "hurr he's gonna learn to deal with online toxicity eventually, may as well be from me"Just because an environment/location/whatever sucks doesn't mean you have a duty to contribute to making it suck even harder. Ghetto ape mindset
>>550679583i miss pilotredsun shame what happened to him
>>550680379https://www.esrb.org/ratings/23509/team-fortress-2/>>550680618>>550681341his parents are in the wrong, a child that young shouldn't be given free access to the internet like that and he should be bullied offline before something worse happens.the ONLY reason you'd disagree is if you are a groomer and intend to make him think that he's actually an xhe
>>550673098medics should have a free do-over buttononce per life you can resurrect immediately, keep your uber charge percentage, and kill the person who killed you
>>550681458I don't think anyone can seriously argue that a TF2 server full of adults bullying a 6 year old for 3 hours are all doing it out of virtue, devotion to justice and a sense of public service rather than... the age-old gamer cultural habit of getting enraged by squeakers. Since you keep tossing in tranny/groomer /pol/bait I'm gonna say you're trolling and feed you one last (you) out of pity before closing the soup kitchen
squeakers deserve death actuallythere are too many retards on this planet without breeding more
>>550681458>child that young shouldn't be given free access to the internet like that and he should be bullied offline before something worse happensAnd I bully server owners whose admins repeatedly bully children by targeting them with admin powers. Sorry! See you tomorrow, bitch.
>>550681974Its the opposite, a steady supply of f2p noobs is necessary so i can keep dunking on shitters and hitting the 20 bomb streak
>>550681974>Grrr I hate those little crotch goblins, amirite guys?leddit is down the hall and to the left
>>550681458Been saying so for years. When I start votekicks on kids in the game, I always say it's a Rated M for Mature video game. The people voting No and defending the kid because "He's having f-fun!" are either kids themselves or groomers. That's why I could never be bothered with Hightower or 2fort. It's a safe space for kids and their groomers. Get these bottom scoring little cunts out of my game and make them play Minecraft or Roblox or something a little more befitting rather than our wonderful video game that's being tarnished by these shitters and their defenders
>>550681910yeah fair the others probably werent.but i personally hold the stance that you shouldn't be allowed to even touch a computer until you're 17, and thats only to get a crash course in high school on how to properly use them.you cannot look at the modern internet and genuinely tell me "children should feel welcome here"
>>550682116Does Reddit actually hate children or is it an ironic meme thing? t. only uses it for r/TF2 and some other gaming subreddits so I have no idea what the wider site culture is like
>Does Reddit actually hate children >t. only uses it for r/why dont you go back and find out
>>550682478they're filled with trannies so they probably love them
>>550682478The majority of the Reddit demographic are liberals, so they're usually pro-choice and keep thinking "I don't wanna bring my kid into such an evil, cruel world ruled by that mean Orange man who hurts my feelings" is enough justification to tie their tubes, have vasectomies, and just hate on the idea of creating life and raising their children
By carefully reading the last 100 post of this thread, you can tell which anons are farthers and which ones are incels.
>>550682478Go to r/antinatalism and find out, reddit is the epicenter of the new libtard ideology of going extinct in order to be on the right side of herstory
:D
>Secret Saxtons cost 0.09 on Marketplace>0.07 on Steam community marketHuh
>>550683307i 'member when they used to be 4 cents a pop...
>>550682820>farthersbecause they farther the goals of the groomers
>"I think that children shouldn't be online because evil people will exploit them.">"NO NO NO CHILDREN NEED TO BE ONLINE!"Way to prove His point, dumbass.
Someone in voice chat said, "Get Blu team. They're the wrong color."
nighty night
>make content that only children could enjoy>why are there children on the serverlol @ tf2ubers
>>550676973nice self report, you really live up to the stereotype of gays being pedos
>>550686106the youtuber in question doesnt even touch tf2 in general anymore.
>>550686289and?
>>550681910their intent doesn't matter when the end result is a net positive, groomer
I'll just say that TF2 is no place for a child. People frequently say swears.
(TF2 Degenerates #8) BlessedViva & the Gold Rush Grooming Gang [1:48:10]
>anons unironically being against bullying squeakers out of spaces not meant for themhow low this place has fallen
>>550687659Unf, so true oldsister...
hottake: nobody should know anyone is a squaker because everyone should have voice_enable 0 in their autoexec
>>550681837vita-saw buff
>>550655339>Coal Pit>Devilcross>Doublefrost>Gavle>Mannhole>Overgrown>Sandcastle
>>550686106this but viva's streams
>>550689009It makes sense why he uses that as his steam avatar now desu
>550677837I legit do wonder like is the one person who replies to you worth? Do you really get that much out of one little (you)?
^ Some people don't rely on others for approval
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIrh4F-xh1M>see random HL2DM video in my feed>gameplay: spamming corridors while retreating, spamming corridors where you think they'll pop up>fights last 2 secondsI'm kinda glad arena FPS died when the gameplay is so stale. But I sometimes wonder if braindead slopnite-playing zoomers think the same way about TF2.
>>550688858the payload part of gavle is fine but rest of that is indeed dogshit
>>550676000>>550678059>unironic ddoserhow much of an assmad faggot do you have to be that someone does something to you in a videogame and you fire up your ddos script you downloaded (or paid to rent lol!) just to get back at them?
>550690441Damn girl you really stalk the general waiting for a reply huh?
>>550693265the best part is that he precedes this by ram crashing people, and only starts ddossing when hes sniffed out and given the boot.he made some LE EPIC TROLL IMAGES about it too!https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/547272934/#547400985
>>550694259what I have to wonder is do people like this actually think they seem like a badass to other people? or do they realize everyone either doesn't give a shit (at best) or just pities them for being a raging faglord
So many deleted posts. What happened? Did someone post a dox again?
>>550694408yeah none of his attacks on the samwiz server actually do anything meaningful>the admin always sniffs him out when crashing people without any false bans>never takes longer than a half hour>never kills the server early for the day (the admins usually end up doing that themselves on accident) or meaningfully impacts server activity once its over>post ban ddoses are comedically shortand everyone there is so used to worse attacks from another group that his shit is pretty much weak sauce in comparison, they're used to ddos attacks that can cripple the server for over an hour and actually require the map timer to be paused.server's survived attacks so persistent that the IP had to be changed as well. dunno what he thinks he's doing aside from mildly annoying ~30 people.
>>550694642https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/550582204/#550630295>one of the deleted posts was VivaViva is such a lolcow that it's actually a bad idea to report him
Why does this faggot talk about viva more than tf2?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuwpXPveLOAWhen the Spy is sus and vents
when the kill yourself
>>550700101stop being mean to the anime spamming troon>>550700101Classic!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_ZOV28n7Rw
>>550700101It's pretty based when there are hidden building spots on maps and I dislike when mappers remove these. If you're not going out of bounds, it should stay in the game.
Still can't find that clip of a French HL player on Upward screaming at his gf for daring to speak while he was fragging
>>550663527>you also dont have a bat to finish people offBetter call Rouge then :)
>>550701230W CompieW Frenchie
post teto tf2
>>550701610https://steamcommunity.com/groups/transf2
post neato tf2
>>550701819
https://youtu.be/bIg3rygMAuk
>>550671914this butt also festive zhanna, festive shupos and festive miss pauling
>>550703284Wtf even Heavy's in the Epstein files?!No fucking way...
>>550703284Why is he holding his sandvich like that
>>550701950>Zesty false flags on r/tf2 asking for people to not harass Valve devs after this>Valvedrones swarm in to save and praise Jill for everything he's doneLol
>>550703357Because that's how natsu (aka fatsu) holds her juice box.Yknow fatboy fatgirl.
Notice how the Emporium Discord server is closed down on the day the Epstein files are supposed to be released. Curious
Ugleh
>>550672801they willwhen shupo sex is added
>>550697139e-celeb obsessed general
NEODEMENT WAS ON THE ISLAND>NEODEMENT WAS ON THE ISLANDNEODEMENT WAS ON THE ISLAND>NEODEMENT WAS ON THE ISLAND
>open TF2 for the first time in months>open muh smissmas sock>pic rel>MEDIC! playing as main menu musickino, now what?
>>550709716I dunno
>>550709716>also get tradable dueling minigamethe fuck?
if theyre going to festive almost every weapon, wheres the almost every aussie update (the mvm update)
>>550689507It's because people here in the Team Fortress 2 general didn't like that I had a drawing of my Medic as my Steam pfp, so I figured "Lemme just make it a photo of me then lol"
You're watching TF2 News with Kent BrockmanTonight's top story: Epstein Files and videogames? You heard that right, folks!Following the release of the Epstein documents earlier today, an arrest was made at the Valve video game studio in Bellevue, Washington. The culprit? Software Engineer John Schoenick, better known online as "Jill". John appears numerous times in the files, with several flight logs on the Lolita Express.The lesson here, ladies and gentlemen, is that even if Valve can't count to three, some of its employees can't count to eighteen. Good Night.
>>550710316It was cancelled
>>550709716>Australium GoldHold onto it for the MvM update, they're gonna add a crafting recipe to make australiums
>>550710406Do you think he ever met Matt Groening? We could have had a killer Simpsons collab.
>>550710406Why would a man named John Schoenick have "Jill" as his username?
>>550710595>applies golden phong shine to any weapon usedI can almost imagine how terrible it would look like
>when the NWO enforces global digital ID there will no longer be teenagers and literal children in tf2 because they won't be able to play the adult only game anymoreevery cloud has a silver lining!
>>550712640>implying teenagers and kids wouldn't be allowed online when they're a whole demographic for advertisers to market to>implying teenagers and kids would ever stop playing free games on steam>implying 100% of adults would continue to use the internet after thisat the very, very best, you'd have status quo with current society. but more likely, a lot of the people who are fun to play with would just vanish due to not wanting to give up their IDs to use the internet. besides, squeakers are funny, everyone who has been using the internet forever knows what it's like to cut your teeth online, don't deny them that experience
>>550712640The playerbase will move on because there'll be no one left to groom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNLFp102d9A
>>550712640China has been trying to do this shit for years and kids just user their parents or piggyback off an older sibling
>>550712640>"moms credit card" will be "moms id card" in the future
>>550712640wasn't tf2 rated T
>>550718614https://www.esrb.org/ratings/23509/team-fortress-2/
>>550694259>ram crashing peopleI'm sorry, what? How?
>>550718930>Electronic ArtsFake ass AI site cannot get his facts right
>>550695446>dunno what he thinks he's doing aside from mildly annoying ~30 people.she has to stick it to the chuds for bullying a fresh piece of fuckme- i mean a groomable chi- i mean a 6 year old off the server before she got a taste o algo
>>550719746technically the range should be T-M because Orange Box, the individual games are unrated by the ESRB
Eric can save Casual right now by adding an RTD plugin
>>550694259>the best part is that he precedes this by ram crashing people, and only starts ddossing when hes sniffed out and given the boot.>he made some LE EPIC TROLL IMAGES about it too!unironically based
>>550719746EA published the game on PS3 retard
>>550720730Why does quickiebomb sometimes do over 100 damage at close range but even charged shot at distances do only around 40-60 damage?
>>550721690>>550720730fugg didn't mean to reply
>>550721690fall-off being applied to stickies that haven't done their little flash yet
>>550720669It would be pretty based if they added some kind of !rtd feature on a holiday map using vscript. We already kind of received something similar with Perks.
Weapons that should not random crit: escape plan, fists of steel, powerjack, kukri.
Weapons that should get their random crits backzatoichi
Weapons that should get random critsknife
Give Heavy a BFG
>>550726694BFG? What does that mean?
>>550728129https://doomwiki.org/wiki/BFG9000
>>550728247This would decimate Dustbowl matches so badly and be dogshit everywhere else.
>>550726694sorry best I can do is to remodel short circuit to do it's primary zap from the death ball it launches on enemies that it misses
>>550728129Big Fucking Gun
>>550588240What's so bad about transgenders though? They're people just like you who just identify as a different gender.
>They're peopleIn my professional opinion? You are a man alright.
>>550733430
here's some real edge to you
>>550735826No, no... This is it. This is the edgiest of the edgys.
>>550737178>>550737178The average 12 year old that wears this cosmetic doesn't even know that it comes from an old shitty game that nobody played.
2 shotting Soldiers with the grenade launchers is one of the best feelings in the game, but the battalion's backup ruins that interaction all for the low price of a dickhead equipping an item. It's truly worse than the razorback and danger shield. Remove this sick filth from the game honestly.
Phlogging through an entire team is one of the best feelings in the game, but the battalion's backup ruins that interaction all for the low price of a dickhead equipping an item. It's truly worse than the razorback and danger shield. Remove this sick filth from the game honestly.
>>550739493The Razorback and the Danger Shield are fine just stop playing Spy and Pyro.
>>550739493U need to be skilled enough to land 3 grenades in a row... 2 isn't gonna cut it.... It's called getting good
>open up tf2>boot up casual>every server is 5vs5 tops>leave>join community server>it's either skial or dead>there's only 1/1000th of the amount of community servers left>leave>boot up tf2 bot overhaul>koth_harvest 16v16It's sad to see tftroonies finally bought the farm, but thank god for modders.
>>550740229Spy is my least played class and Pyro is my 3rd least played class.
>>550742081Spy is my 3rd most played class.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMjTvUiKDWwNew TF2 video by Jordan Peterson
>>550737178>Not Christian>Not brutal
>>550745879This video is 100% like Jordan Peterson and not just because of the Kermit the Frog accent. This guy is dressing up the most innocuous concepts with some pretentious, half-baked philosophy. Yeah we totally need to know the "map control" dynamics to understand the ideal way to play pl_upward with 13 year-old F2Ps and friendly hoovies.
>>550745879
>>550748708why is he so red
>>550703602>juice box>ηδΉ³It's milk, you secondary
>>550750391Own that fraud
I have literally no idea who that is or how he's related to tf2 in any way.
>>550752038Same with anime girls.
>>550752038He's a famous competitive TF2 player
>people actually play TF2 hubs like they're competitve matches you NEED to win
@sixes 11 more for competitive tf2 minesweeper pugs
>>550754085sex with miku
>>550754085migu plap
>>550582204Which mercenary has the biggest penis?
I should play Spy
>>550756264konata
>>550756264futa obese fempyro
>>550756264engi built himself a bionic extendopenis
>>550756512>>550757010Not a merc.
>>550722734OOOH MEGOOOMIN
Valve designing the Announcer in 2007:
>>550694259new one made for you from today :P
damn I kinda don't care
>>550763484>tf2g sends his regardsdamn you're so kewl
>>550763484>one crash on a surf map>player counts are already back... ok?
>>550751541sauce on pic?
>>550763839>>550764040You're right, but watch this. Make sure you have the server info open in your server browser.
>>550582204>>550760832>Pitch Bible>"doesn't give monologues" >the show>I AM THE END>BEFORE THERE WAS TIME...>I AM THE LAST SCHOLAR OF GOLB>HEROES OF OOO... FINALLY DEAD>ICE WIZARD,>HEAR ME, GOLB!
>>550764701saucenao.com
>>550764940I'm curious, are you doing A2S query exploits? If a reflection attack via A2S INFO queries is what you mean by "ram crashing" I should contact the owner of that server and tell them how to patch that because I had to do it myself too.
>>550763839we are legion
>>550765368its definitely not a regular ddos, does this sound familiar?>people crash to desktop, or sometimes get buffer overflowed>server acts like everyone's rolled the lag RTD, voicechat is fine.>minimal network activity, seems to target clients directly.
>>550766407It could be an A2S query exploit. It's called a reflection attack because the amount of information the person doing the query needs to send to the server is disproportionate to the amount the server needs to send back, which is usually way more. You don't need to send THAT many A2S queries to brick a server, at least not enough to trigger any provider level DDoS protection (not that this even needs to be a DDoS, DoS is fine in this case). >crash to desktopI don't exactly recall, maybe>lag rtd, voicechat is fineSounds familiar, probably the same thingI've seen it apply to all types of game queries and this can mostly be circumvented by using sqproxy + adding a network filter to limit number of queries per second. I doubt it's the same guy that hit me because the guy that hit me was practically pentesting me by cycling exploits and this looks to just be a script kiddie
>>550766942your guy was probably doing a lighter version of it then, i'll relay this all to the admins for you.anything else you want them to know about it?
>>550764040Proving a point.>>550765368>>550766407It will be fixed eventually. I have faith .>>550766942>I doubt it's the same guy that hit meServer name?
>>550767294I'd say just look at sqproxy, look at setting up nftables filters (if on linux, though idk why you wouldn't be), examine the traffic coming in, see if you can do any provider level firewalls, etc. I can't really get any more specific without writing a whole essay
>>550767534got it, thanks for the info.do feel free to type the essay though
Design a melee weapon for stock demoman
when a heavy has two medics jammed up their entire asshole and just walks forward the entire match it really makes you think "i'm glad this game has sniper"
>>550770719m no, it makes me think "im really glad this game has spy"
>>550770554+one stat-another stat
>>550770554it's another bottle but taunting with it explodes your stickies like in the meet the demo
>>550770554>the stickler>+ hit a friendly building to attach a sticky bomb from your current secondary. up to three stickies can be active at any given time (scot res ups this to four)>/ using a shield will attach a dummy sticky that looks like stock, but acts like a launcher sticky.>+ building attached stickies will detonate when a building is destroyed or sapped>- building attached stickies can be shot or knocked off with an airblast (not including rocket blasts since that fucks the weapon entirely)>- if you're not using a sticky bomb launcher, knocked off dummy stickies will disappear>- building stickies do not respond to your regular detonations>-40% melee damagesomething usable as an actual melee,>scottsman's brew>+ first hit shatters the bottle and covers the enemy in flammable alcohol (gas effect)>+ can be refilled with a medium or large ammo pack>+ critical hits will immediately ignite the alcohol>-25% damage
>>55077055440 oz. in a brown paper bagthe edges of the bag have minor jiggles physics like the holy mackerelcritting with it removes the bag
>>550774882he said stock melee not unlock melee
>>550775420no, he said "stock demoman"the way i read that was "a unique melee thats not meant for demoknight"
>>550770554on death: drop the contents of your grenade launcher's clip-35% damage
>>550770554I'll design a unique melee weapon for the Demoman in TF2 with balanced stats and thematic flavor!The Highland ReaverA jagged, battle-worn claymore with a tattered Scottish flag wrapped around the hiltStats:+25% damage bonus+15% swing speed-25 max health on wearerOn kill: Gain a speed boost for 3 secondsDesign Philosophy:This weapon rewards aggressive, high-risk melee combat. The damage and speed buffs make it deadly in close quarters, but the health penalty makes you more vulnerable to spam and requires better positioning. The speed boost on kill encourages chain kills and helps you close distance or escape after a successful melee.Playstyle:Perfect for hybrid knight playstyles or desperate last-stand situations. The weapon synergizes with Demoman's explosive mobility - use stickies to damage enemies, then finish them with the Reaver for the speed boost. The health penalty means you need to commit to fights rather than trading blows.Visual Details:Taunt: Demoman raises the sword overhead and lets out a battle cry, referencing the Scottish Highland chargeKill icon: A stylized claymore silhouetteUnique sound: Heavier, more metallic swing sound than the stock bottleWould you like me to design alternative stats, create a different weapon concept, or adjust the balance?
>>550777292>stock demoman>"hybrid knight"AI generated weapon.
>>550777367the first sentence didnt clue you in on that?
>>550770719Outheal THIS
>>550658852No triple jump.
Does any game have a better economy?
>>550770554The Pistol Whip>It's just a glock Demo's swinging like a melee because he's drunk>+33% chance to discharge a bullet on hit, doing an extra 40 damage>It can do this 6 times before Demo has to reload it at a resupply locker>-50% base damage (32.5)>- No random critical hits
>>550780432Although I've never played it, an acquaintance got a guy's wife to kick him out of the house by griefing him in EVE online. Counter Strike's economy is sad because it's just people throwing money at things and gambling.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scGZUcg2-X8I think this video is quite relatable for anyone who was playing back then.
what did he mean by thishttps://www.deviantart.com/wearethemostperfect/art/big-old-idiot-1257446232
>>550782450It's more or less a paraphrase of a simpsons referencehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIy_RXX_VLEwhy you lookin up TF2 on deviantart boy
the demon code prevents me from declining a duelling challenge
>>550775843fair enoughthe brew sounds fun
>>550777638when is the atomizer's third baby jump ever applicable?
>>550783706Probably not worth thinking about.
>>550782675you sure? his whole account seems to be nothing but ms paint drawings of d.va and mercy hating tf2 characterslook at this one https://www.deviantart.com/wearethemostperfect/art/--928329222also I was only on deviantart because I was jacking to foot fetish stuff, I'd never use it for anything normal I swear
>>550784375I miss when cosmetics looked like this
slow day huh
>>550789129Are there fast days here?
How come they never updated the grenade launcher model to only have 4 barrels?
>>550789224not really, i just wanted to yap because ive not been a memelord much today
>>550789425all the modellers rolled their desks over to the half life 3 room
>>550310169>>550312863>>550305897Keep coping, trans Miss Pauling x DemoMAN WON
Have a festive and frag-filled Friday, fellas.
>>550791418thanks for the tranny slop ma'am
>>550785205okay then it's likely a fanboy kid who's in his "defend thing I really like" phase but I think he was still inspired by the simpsons joke>also I was only on deviantart because I was jacking to foot fetish stuff, I'd never use it for anything normal I swearyeah that checks out
>>550791418next OP right here
>>550737403That's true for most of the promotional items. There are people who wear the Severed Max Head and have never even heard of Sam & Max.
>>550791418many are ToT'ing at this
>>550789425because a 4 barreled one would look weird, it also adds a level of subtle comedy that demo doesn't fully reload his gun from being drunk
>>550794292ToT? What does that mean?
>>550784375How does he not know how to read?
>>550795565it means he's a pedophile
>>550795565it means he's based as fuck
>>550795565Trouble on Terroristtown
How long does something need to be spammed before it becomes /tf2g/ culture
>>550796446it's not enough to just spam something people have to like itfor instance people love ratposter but hate the demofloyd garbage no matter how hard and long he spams it
>>550796446it's not enough to just spam something people have to like itfor instance people love demofloyd but hate the ratposter garbage no matter how hard and long he spams it
>>550789425Because its IRL counterpart has 6 barrels. Also renmant of a balance change made in pre-release.
Will tf2 last long life? I see not bright future.
>>550796595le epic contrarian meme doesn't make it real, schizoYWNBRP (you will never be ratposter)
>>550796683it already has
...um...hi...
Fuck off
>>550797093hi :3
>>550797093NIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERS
>>550796683I dont think Valve will ever shut down TF2 even if it has very few players.
>>550796683If you can find a game, even if it's the same 50 people over and over again, tf2 is not deadbut in truth tf2 will die whenever we get whatever valve is planning with the "tf" game in source 2. It's definitely not a single player game, valve wouldn't do tf3, and tf2 source 2 will be janky as fuck and ruin the movement and charm of the game just like how cs2 ruined csgo
>>550797261Bit mean.
>>550797769>>550798212There'll always be a 2FortWhile there's a Dustbowl gameWherever there's a random critor wiki Wall of ShameThere'll always be a 2FortWhile you've gibus equip'dWherever there's a capping pointA million fragging clipsRED, gray, and BLUWhat does it mean to you?Idk what to put hereto make it rhyme lelThere'll always be a 2FortAnd 2Fort will be freeIf 2Fort means as much to youAs 2Fort means to me
>>550791418Built for
>>550800786>Openly pedophilic character gets added to TF2Shame on the community for voting for this. Shame!
Erm wasn't Bagboy permabanned for posting gore of some kid (a hobby of his apparently)? Why is he back?
>>550801050Who is bagboy?
>>550791418isnt she cold
>>550801241you'd be surprised at how warm thigh highs can keep a person
>>550789425sex with shupos>>550791418sex with megoomin
>>550801050He managed to prove somehow that it wasn't a kid and just looked like one in the appeal
>>550795729thanks
>>550795249the reanimation mod that gives it four barrels doesn't look weird at all
>>550795846thanks
>>550801050>Bagboy who?
>>550801084>>550802718lurk moar
>>550803046ok schizo lol
>>550803046oh yeah the fat beaner schizo attentionwhorewho again?
>>550803214Which one? There's been like a dozen over the last decade of tf2g that have lost their minds over my existence
bagboy is honestly KINDA based?!!! im with bagboyfuck zestywho mentioned zesty
Why do you guys have to mention Zesty every single thread
>>550803623he left me without paying child support
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Msa9mkGji4Words cannot express how much I *SENTENCEMIX* love *SENTENCEMIX* France right now!
>>550803214nobody misses him so he won that prize bigly
>"Evil cannot create anything new, it can only corrupt and ruin what good forces have invented or made"Is this true tf2g? It feels like everything made by the emporium feels like this.
>>550804967quote from famous philosopher konata izumi
>>550804967Emporium Troons will never acknowledge it, but EVERYTHING they make is a reference to something already made.
How do I look cool while balding like Heavy?
>>550805246Pack on muscle and have gay sex with German twinks
>>550804967>Tolkien Quote describing the emporium
>>550805246Accept it, and hit the Gym; don't be a homo sexual degenerate like the other guy who replied to you since it'll rot your soul instead get a PHD in russian literature like the heavy did
good night, my precious little dummies
>>550805882you will wake up with a sore assgoodnight
>>550805882bite the pillow, I'm going in dry
i miss when matches were more close, nowadays qm is just whoever has the most medics win
>>550804967this but literally everything else about the rest of the TF2 fandom, community, etc.
>>550805246bonesmashing
>>550809250Some creators actually CAN create and add to the game to some level that elevates the game; but yes 99% of the shit that gets in is awful parody slop
>>550732918some of them are alright but others are just assholes/maniacs hiding behind a protected status. usually the mtfs are annoying. but ftms are usually fine. kind of funny though in a cruel way just permanently altering themselves to become manlets
>>550810386It went from "It's silly stuff from the 60s/70s" to "ERMAGHERRRD ITS THE FRIGGIN BIG CHUNGUS IN MUH 2FORT"
>>550805246
>>550732918
>>550732918That's the thing, they're not just like me or anyone else. They're very clearly mentally ill, and demand everyone else live in their self delusion.
>>550811146At least we never went the fortnite route. Lord knows we tried.
>>550807570>join a match>retarded latinx children on your team whose topscorer has half the points of 4th place on the enemy team, nolife troons with 30,000+ hours on the entirety of said enemy team>disconnect>requeue>join another match>four players total in the lobby>disconnect>requeue>join another match>Connecting to server...>Parsing game info...>Retrieving server info...>Sending client info...>YOU FAILED!>You are now heading to ctf_turbine>connecting to server>cancel>requeue>join another match>some transvestite with a ":3" in his username is saying "meow" into his mic and you get votekicked if you tell him to shut the fuck up>disconnect>requeue
>>550811336>cancel>turbineyou had me then you lost me
>>550811336seems like an NA problem tbqh sister
>>550811281why DID they stop doing promotional items for games, and not some obscure limited time shit, like buying a chess set off ali express during a solar eclipse if you watched a certain certain streamer on a defunct streaming service and won their raffle?
What the heck...
>>550811430At some point in the mid 2010's Valve abruptly gave up on TF2
>>550811336stop being a matchmaking slave
>>550814426you get the exact same thing in community servers, but with the added benefit of them having hundreds of ping, or spoofing their ping
>>550811336>Queue up>Frag the fuck out on F2P shitters>Dropping big fat crits on scrubz, total pwnage>Log off once I've had my fill
New Redlyne kino just droppedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5zKkgwtfvg
>>550815420>This post is advertizing
>>550815420Good video
>>550815420>yet another video about haunted source serversno thanks / not interested
>>550817220That's not what it's about though.
>>550582204>try to sell something on marketplace like I have a hundred other times>go to my phone to check for security confirmation, like I have a hundred other times>see a message saying I've been logged out>no idea why, never happened before>try to log back in, now says I don't have mobile authenticator>have to get half a dozen different codes sent to me from different places just to reactivate it>now can't use the market for a week>all for absolutely no reasonI LOVE VALVE I LOVE VALVE I LOVE VALVE
>>550817220>hololive in filename>>>/vt/ranny
>>550817428how does it feel knowing you're going to spend the rest of your life thinking about trans people every single waking moment because you've been conditioned to repeat that word forever and never change or evolve as a human?
>>550817502How does it feel knowing that vtumors are propagating parasocial relationship with the "person" on screen and they're actually one of the symptoms of cancer that is killing humanity?
>>550817274Oh it actually does have some interesting servers on it, I was just judging the whole video by the intro>>550817428vtubers are fine, it's not a "parasocial relationship" anymore than watching a talk show comedian or podcast is a "parasocial relationship".
>join an empty server full of bots>they all use people's real profiles>fake chat messages>they call out to me specifically on multiple occasionsVery weird experience. They went through all that effort to emulate human players but didn't bother to give them cosmetics or unlocks though.
>>550818898when can we swap lewds
>>550817428>>550817502you are both stoopid
>>550822305Wtf is that Gaben?
>>550822305>cant count to 3, even when it comes to girls
>>550822305back in those days when he was still fat, epsteins private plane couldnt carry him so gaben had to sail to the rape island instead
Shitposting aside I feel like Gaben lost his sovlfvlness when he started growing a beard.
Gavle feels like an ICS map in terms of level design.
Morning nerds!
>>550831183ICS?
>>550811336>You are now heading to ctf_turbine>connecting to server>cancelWhy have it selected then retard.
>>550843846sub 80iq reading comprehension
if i make a discord account how do i then make friends on it? is it like a find a community thing or will i need to know people from outside of discord to find a "clique" to join... i dont have any friends irl or online and using tf2g as my main social outlet might be bad or something idk ive been doing it for years even talking to myself in the thread to keep it bumped lol
>>>/soc/
>>550850131Discord is not the place to make friends. Especially in big servers. It's just a place where people post shitty memes and quotes, get laughing reactions, then fuck off until they gotta react to the next image. You need that 1 on 1 connection. soc isn't the worst idea, but if you're the one sending out friend requests, you gotta realize they are receiving requests from everyone and anyone else. You just gotta make your own post there. Something along the lines of "Hi I'm 32 from New York. I like TF2 and so and so. Add me up!" It won't guarantee adds, but it's something Your best bet is just playing Team Fortress 2 and making friends with the idiots in servers
>>550850131>play tf2>use voice chat>add ppl when you do a cool push/hold together>see if they wanna play together again next time they're online>unfriend if they say no/don't respond since some people just accept every friend req with no intent of ever playing again, you don't want them clogging your list
>>550850131>>>/trash/80014132
dead gamedead general
DOOD STOP FRICKIN SHOOTING ME IM FRIENDLY!!!!!
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3208444288>Marijuana war paintIt actually doesn't look too bad if I'm gonna be honest.
Can't believe they made a general for anime girls, Zesty Jesus and BlessedViva.
>>550860371this but their tits are pressed against my face
>>550860371i can see her balls....
>>550860371>areola peek and tit veins
>>550863816They don't have any.
/tf2g/'s playing meme divegrass once again. We're in the knockouts now, it's do or diehttps://cytube.implying.fun/c/vgleague
>>550865430owh hellll yeaaa
>>5508654301-130 minutes left
steam friends?
>>550811281Promotional Content was so niche though, and it reflected in how valueless it was when it resold for cheap in refined. Emporium slop is neigh comparable to it.
OVERTIME 2-2
>>550865430>2x2>extra timeCAM ON TF2GSCORE SUM FACKING GOALS
>>550865430Pubpush is real
>>550868363kek
yepez
>>550868626>shupo tummy
>>550868626erm... I can see her balls
>>550865430Most of the players have nothing to do with TF2.
>>550869086that's the other team, anon
>3x3it's ogre
>>550867439I hope you recieve a Steam friend for Smissmas
CAN WE DO IT
>>550869181The TF2 team isn't TF2 related either.
>>550869526https://steamcommunity.com/groups/transf2
>>550869559we WILL win this shit
Stop posting these images.
>>550868626>>550869559>>550869734licklicklicklicklicklicklicklicklicklicklicklicklick
>>550869821stop being transphobic
>>550869568retard
>>550869568yes it is
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAA
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DOOD STOP SHOOTING!!! IM FRIENDLY!!!! IM FRIEN--ACK!!!!!!
>>550869951How am I being transphobic?
what a match wow, we made it bros
/tf2g/bvlls won bigly today
>>550870078shuposisters love posting themselves so stop.
>>550869954>>550869971Anime has nothing to do with TF2.
>>550870078don't respond to the schizo
YATTA
obvious crossposter but you guys are funny as fuck GG
>>550870264none of these players have anything to do with animeyou are retarded
>>550869559yepez
>>550869980Shup up.
>>550865430First time in the elite eight. congrats coach.
Is the Mobstuh in the meme soccer thing or no
>>550865430What a match, GGs to /civ4xg/, real tough opponent. We're onto the quarter-finals tomorrow (for the first time ever), where we play vs /alg/Never doubt B4nny
>zesty jesus says not to give valve money or unbox cases>meanwhile:
>>550870264You're being transphobic by saying this, tranime is tf2.
>>550870975
>>550870975erm it doesn't count because he buys the keys from third party sites, chud
>>550870732I believe. Good luck out there tomorrow. This is it.
>>550871039Nu-uh
>>550870975tfw still haven't gotten a single case drop
>>550870731Why is she called cream?
>>550871398it's an instructioncream the rabbit
>>550871523dont no wot dat means
>>550871398Because she just is
>>550871190this is SOVLthis right herte is a /tf2g/core image
>>550871753I can see how you would agree, if you are trans.
>>550871753I can see how you would agree, if you are a chad.
>>550870145>>550870435>>550870538
>>550871753Trans Fortress 2 steam group
>>550871190What a CRINGE edit.
>>550871190What a BASED edit.
>>550872472Stop copying me.
>>550872775Stop being transphobic and they will
>>550870435>>550870538Hoooooooooly
>>550872775No, you're copying me.
>>550873584Nur nur nur
>>550873452There is nothing holy about those images.
>goes outside, dies to sniper>OMG this map sucks>plays medic trying to 1v1 people>gets mad that he dies>says that winter ridge seems like a good map (it's just an exact 1 to 1 of a halloween map with snow extures)Okay I know it's emporium coded to shit on zesty but matterhorn is a good map, he has anger issues when actually playing the game clearly.
>>550873971>matterhorn is a good mapnigga, it's genuinely one of the worst maps ever made; and the fact that it got in is sheer luck that valve didnt spend a second playing on it.
>>550873845god, the virgin mary, and jesus christ all came together to handcraft shupos for us mortal men
>>550874732amen
>>550874732Are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.
>>550875002well, you better believe it
>>550874732So true sister, you're not a retarded faggot
>>550875104I don't believe in religions.
>>550875172>I don't believe in religions.
>>550875172Why are you religious, we don't do dat in germany
>>550875104I believe in sex with shupos
>>550875537What a CRINGE thing to say.
>>550875402where did you get this picture of the floydautist
>>550875814floydautist is a god fearing man, shuposisters are porn addicts and probably look more like picrel.
Team Fortress 2 is a game for straight white males which exclusively attracts trannies. I guarantee every poster in this thread has gender dysmorphia at the least. As a result none of the posters have any idea what they are and are therefore incapable of the following:>relating to anybody else>understanding anybody else's point of view >accepting the existence of any opinion contrary to their own>acknowledging any personal fault or failing >changing their minds or developing an idea in any way>ever growing as a person/tf2g/ is a self-made hell for society's most worthless dregs. It needs no demons or lakes of fire because its inhabitants will forever torment each other.I also guarantee that everybody that reads this will think to themselves, "yeah! That describes every /tf2g/ poster perfectly - except me, of course. I'm nothing like the others!"
>>550875979>floydautist is a god fearing manno he's not he's the one who posts this shit>>550875172
>>550876068that's just a ragebaiter anon, the real floydautist doesnt come here anymore
I believe in Shupo supremacy
>>550876152I said floydautist not floydposterthe floydposter left but the floydautist never leaves
>>550875537What a BASED thing to say.
>>550876014trannycoded post
>>550876192shupo shupo
>>550876192So whatβs with the ears and tails and halos?Are they spirits or something?
Been playing the Smissmas Saxton Hale mode recently. Saxton seems OP. What's the best strat against him? I'm guessing>get some good sentries up>bait him into them>have a couple medics, stall as much as possible I tried playing Soldier with buff banner and that was okay, but seemed a bit slow dps wise. It's also really hard to hit him because he has crazy mobility. I see a lot of people using Demoknight but I'm not sure if it's because it's good in it or because it's fun
>>550876786>brain caved inchecks out
>>550876767spit those facts>>550876774they are goddesses of fertility
>>550876807>I see a lot of people using Demoknight but I'm not sure if it's because it's good in it or because it's funMelee hits are guaranteed crits against Saxton, so Demoknight is good
>>550876925You can't breed with things that aren't real.
>>550876807Sentry nests, ubersaw medics since they build uber faster on hit, demoknights since they do full crit damage and tank a hit. FaN Scout for knockback (I forget if Pyro airblasts have any negatives in VSH)
>>550876807Why is he so hairy?
>>550877043Stop hurting her feelings like that
>>550877756No.
What should the next OP be?
>>550879031>>550791418
>>550879113That has nothing to do with TF2 though.
>>550879113secondingi want megoomin pantsu
>>550791418Should be the next OP. Very holiday theme and fitting.
the tryhard code prevents me from declining an airshot challenge
Next OP
>>550879113truth nuke
>>550879994Stop replying to your own posts.
>>550879031We already decided on this one autismo >>550791418
>>550879113many are saying this
>>550880464If that's the next OP then i'm not using it.
>>550879113yeah, this
>>550880605ain't that a shame?
>>550880545Many = 1 person who keeps replying to his own posts
>>550880754nuh uh
>>550880605okay good
>>550879410wrong pic sorry
>>550880854The next OP will have no anime girls in it.
how do i get better at scout? i cant aim for shit and always get instagibbed
>>550881507try aiming for shit
new fit
>>550881507focus on movement and getting a feel for lining up your shots, not always flicking your mouse to get your cursor to them>>550882036damn daddy how much that run you
>>550882036emporiumcore loadout
>>550882308more than I'd like to admit>>550882351ikr. It looks absolutely obnoxious dogshit but that was my intention in buying it>>550881507The easiest part of scout is the aiming. just either play tf2 or kovaaks a lot. learning how to bait rockets and movement is the so much harder to pick up intuitively. this guy's videos will at least teach you what you're supposed to do, but putting it into practice is hardhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JP_3t17sPg
this should be OP
>>550883561>not even christmas relatedback of the line
>>550883634At least it has no anime girls in it.
>>550876774...What is this?
>>550884198some lego fortnite thing
>>550884305...Why is it cropped?
>play demo>get kritz>fire stickies into group of enemies>not a single one connects somehow>they perfectly fan out like synchronized swimmers>half of them start going near me and force me to fire stickies at my feet>usually waste most of the kritz trying to kill one person who's right next to me>enemy plays demo>they get kritz>stickies have 300% increased blast radius>every sticky fired kills 3 players>my team runs away in tight packs that get obliterated>no one tries to rush him, I always die immediately and don't get a chance to rush and distract himwhat causes this and how do I not suck at sticky spamming
>>550884519to make it look lewd I guess
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>>550885886i dont get it
>>550884571Try having your weapon reloaded before you pop
>>550886467I do and that's not the problem
Why is /tf2g/ so shit?
>>550884571Aim up. That's the real way to play Demoman. Demoman /can/ take and win 1v1's, but ideally you should treat his core gameplay like an artillery unit that bombs people from ideally 20ft away. This applies to both weapons, although the grenade launcher is better for long-range spam.
>>550889857stale game means not enough things to talk about, leading to a slow thread unless pedophiles insist on filling the silence
>>550884571luck issue>>550889857newfags not assimilating
>>550889857because you're here
>>550891461Bit mean.
>>550884571idk if I have any advice specific to sticky spam aim. Most of my kills come from combo-ing stickies and pipes. scary broccoli has a video on ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6eQ__luurI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9nAbL3TzQo
>>550884198>>550884519I saved it because it was funny looking and I don't know wtf is going on it in. Probably some darn fangled emote thing the zoomies rave about.
>>550893974uh no, bonk
>>550895729
>>550895452sex with raven team leader
>>550896089Dude you just posted cringe.
>>550896089Dude you just posted based.
>>550896262Shup up
>>550896357Shupo up
>>550896410Stop making these cringe edits.
>>550896089For once I 100% agree with you, but I would make it so depraved that it would enter into gay territory.
>>550896479I didn't make it, feel free to keep seething at them though
>>550896494There is nothing lustful about 2D.
>>550896075[screaming]
>>550896617that's where you're wrong kiddo
>>550896648>>550896648>>550896648GOTTAM
>>550896867Thanks pally
>>550896867TOO EARLY
>>550896867Early thread, don't use.
>>550897020>>550897034>oh no 1 post early!!no one cares
>>550896410Keep making these based edits.
>>550897020PoV of meowscarada riding me while I'm making eggs with her
