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Reminder that MANT is the most popular scenario JP has ever had. The entire reason you see so much ant-MANT propoganda is because whales only have a small advanrage over f2ps in MANT. Whales are trying to trick f2ps into giving up on MANT so they can keep their advantage. Do not believe their lies.
I am officially & permanently bricked. From here on out, I only use cards of umas I like. I do not like Kitasan Black. You are a paypig metafag for using Kitasan Black.
does clover exchange ever get any better?
Thanks, but I'm sticking to group B
Jordan-san...don't look at me like that...
>>550670762MANHATTAN CAFE PLEASE LET ME FUCK YOU PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LET ME HIT
Anyone ever considered that since umas have horse ears and tails, they might have equine genitals?
Digitan LOVE
Someone really needs to commission some Oguri lewds. How does she have less than Urara?
>>550670880Don't care, got my MLB. Should have managed your resources better.
>>550670953As in easier ti buy from or better stuff?
ohhhh I'm feeling it>Sitting on a voucher and crystal
>>550671138better stuff
>>550671036This might get me the wrong kind of (you)s, but I'm frankly shocked at the lack of horsecock futa art of this series.
>>550670808Isn't it 6%? Maybe im wrong. Still that's way bigger than you think as it eats up missing percentages too. When kitasan works, she really works. You can still be unlucky though when you use her and not notice it from LB3 to MLB but imo from my anecdote its very noticeable, over many runs.
bros is my kitasan buggedshe has 100% priority why is she never in speeddo I email cygames about this
>>550670880Got my 5 Kitasan Black in 18,000 Carats.
CYGAMES ACCELERATE FASTER FUCKING 2028 I CANT WAIT THAT LONG
She's so close...
>>550671315WHAT THE FUCK
>>550671215When the whole point of the game is that the horses are girls i dont think artists adding cocks to them is really peoples priority
>>550671315This thread updated and I accidentally clicked the link. I immediately backtracked wondering what my internet provider saw, and now regret popping in here
>>550671315chat is this realis this legalwhy are you not using a condom you retard
>BigNig Suzuka>OG Maru>TaikiIs this the Scorpio Meta team?
>>550671215>lack of horsecock futa artnigger there's way too much of it (especially from westoid artists) wtf are you on about
>>550671315
>>550671315What the actual fuck…….
>>550670982
>>550671315Last time I click a catbox but hey at least you weren't lying..I wish you were lying.
>>550671510>we went from "some anon posted mare pussy" killing a thread>to someone posting footage of himself fucking a horse
>>550670762wrong thread number
>>550671215theres some but you need to dig deep to find it
>>550671535As long as it includes Taiki you're okay. You could also run Grass/Ryan, or Grass/Rudolf for 2 dominators.
Which extra races do you take to get suzu's runaway skill?
>>550671639Only 1 for her first goal of getting fans, make sure it's a graded race.
>>550671315TAZUNA-SAN TASUKETE THERE'S A MARE FUCKER ON THE LOOSE
>>550671639Technically you only need to do the first goal race but I do a Japan Cup or Dahby so I can get my Unique leveled up
ebin thread
why aren't (you) laying pipe on some mares right now?
>steal a random beastiality video and post it on /uma/ claiming that it's you>get a billion gorillion (you)s for free and become the star of an EPIC r/4chan screenshot
>>550671315this is not you right
>>550671315I swear to god anon if this is actually you and you didnt just take this off some website...Nice cock 7/10
>>550671315someone reverse image search this
>>550671315AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Everyone blames the mare fucker but do you have the courage to blame the ones asking for proof?>>550671639half a dozen races with a small summer break inbetween because she jobs at the Takarazuka Kinen
>>550671315NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE im sorry nsa agent i was too curious
>Jordan has OYL and Race PlannerShould I run her as pace or late? The rest of my team is gonna be double front
>>550671315Glad I'm not the only one who had to stand on a bucket tooNice cock anon
>>550671767at minute 6 he shows the note saying hi /uma/
>>550671820late, race planner is too expensive
>>550671807are you also going to blame the people saying "do a backflip and stream it" for someone offing themselves?
>>550670886Nyo, I'm edging my last 50 pulls over the rest of the time the banner is up
>>550671767Thankfully the video is stolen->anon has a note saying ‘hi /uma/‘Oh………
>>550671694>>550671750>>550671807Got it, thanks.
>>550671315anon... wtf
out of 100...
>>550671315Nigga
No longer a Kitasanlet, but still an Oshilet... When does the suffering stop? I want my wife
Remember guys, don't be curious over something people regret watching. I learned it the hard way from "A Serbian Film"
>>550671934In that particular case, the bravest position to take is to blame the victim.
BREAKING NEWS: The Unabomber has died
>>550671906Should I borrow speed Rob Roy for the recovery?
>>550671970post proof i dont want to see the pee pee inside the ウマ
>>550671904I'll take your word for it.
>>550672079no one forced the faggot to jump, much less to post actual horse fuckingits no one but his own fault
>>550671315Umavirus 2025
I hope it’s not really that anon.fucking hell.
>>550672081he was still alive? a shame he will never see the fall of the technological world thanks to the ai bubble bursting
>find some horse fucking porn>upload it>thanks for the (You)s guys!
YES RETARD THAT'S WHY YOU'RE IN THIS FUCKASS ACADEMY OH MY GODDDDDDDDDD
>>550672089Borrow Rice for Maestro
>>550672025this is so sad
post anything to cleanse my eyes from what ive just seen
>>550671315does the mare at least cum or is he a selfish lover?
Are the SR+ Make debut tickets worth getting or should I just stock up on normal tickets?
>haulMLB Kita2LB Pasa2LB Whoreren2LB Creek1LB Sweep>0LBPalmer/Seiun/Chiyo/Halloween TamTam/NY Brian/Shakur/Ogli/Bamboo MemoryPretty good haul if I do say so myself. It took two sparks (had to use most of my story carats + tickets to reach the 2nd spark) tho. But I got all these + MLB'd most of my SRs so it's all good. The only thing I will complain about is the lack of Windy SRs (she's still at 0LB).
>>550672176>on reddit likes have a use and some purpose>so does le funny gold>(You)s on 4chan do NOTHING
>>550671315I think I'll go to the /v/ thread today....good night uma...
Not to gaslight but I don't think Med S or Taiki is actually core for Scorpio
>>550671970>>550671904You guys actually watched the whole thing?
>>550672220sovlfvl
>>550671970>>550671904>>550672123i just checked, there's no note
>>550671904>>550671970I looked againno there isn't kys faggot
>>550672220
>>550671315Sorry but I draw my line at dolphins
>>550671557i like how their tails get erections
>>550672025I really want to read her career but I'm not using up my tickets or carats for her. I'll hope she spooks me during the all Uma banner or I get her from a daily roll.
>>550672226They're worth getting
>>550672226they still have a chance to give an ssr
>>550672153he died two years ago
>>550671215there is a lot of stuff of that but mostly in the down low and much of it is AIslop.
>>550671315Nigga what the fuck
>>550671315never leaving this website kek
>>550671315Yeah, I'm good tonight. Good night /uma/
>>550672209Jordan...
>>550671315i look away from the thread and i return to this? what is wrong with you people
>>550672312>>550672317lol lmao
>>550672246Spent 30k carats>Haul1 copy of PasaAnd I spent my pity on another PasaThe rest was Rs and SRs.
Hell yeah
>>550672376good luck anon
Stolen vid or not, why the hell is there even a video of someone fucking a horse? Why even record it???? You’re already fucking the damn thing, why do you need jack off material
>>550671315Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm nyoppers
>>550670417>rail during every CM.I don't do CMs kek, the best girls I can create are a+ with perfect rolls, I'm not even at the point where I use supports for skills, they're still more or less purely stat sticks. I started in june and bricked myself early rolling for tachyon instead of building up solid support cards and I got a really poor roll to start with, and since I invested so hard into umas to begin with I spent a few months just pulling for supports the moment I got enough carrots without really strategically saving for anything and being smart, I only started doing that a few months ago now that I have al the good SRs MLB'd.But yeah where I'm at now, I have enough 3lb/mlb cards that I can start saving for selective things. I would have had close to 30k to spend on kita but I wanted Manhattan Caffee, so I rolled her for 6k and got really lucky. In hind sight I'm not too upset I only got one kita.>About july>Agnes tachyonThat's enough time to save up, but what's the next best after Tachyon? Is she the direct step up from Kita? Because I can't use Tachyon to train my wife tachyon. But I can use her to train Cafe, that's something to think about.cross posting, didn't realise the other thread died
debuffers do fucking nothing this CM if the other umas have over 800 stam
someone could please post the video with someone slapping a carrot plushie on Haru and breaking her ribs?And holyshit wha'ts wrong the the new captcha? By how things are going the next time the change it we might need to complete a full text and do our taxes before we can even post
no but seriously the clover exchange never gets updated with better rewards? it's only the tickets for 200 each even on jp?
ehm... so trainers, h-how was your pulling for Kitasan or something haha
>>550672656JUST THE RIGHT HEIGHTNOBUCKETREQUIRED
Is this any good?I just realized I'm actually doing a pace chaser for once so I normally ignore this
>>550672693you make speed debuffers for this CM anon
>>550671315Who's holding the camera if you're holding its ass? Isn't this rape?
>>550672376I don't like the way she talked to me in Gold City's story.
>>550672693shhh let the poors think they have a shot
>>550672656>why the hell is there even a video of someone fucking a horse?it's amateur pornography and there's (unfortunately) thousands of videos like this floating around
>>550672709wyell... something else was pulled out ..
orz
>>550672747is there a downhill during an acceleration window?
>>550672660>>550672656>You're fucking the bitch (human) so why record it for memories or to be able to share/sell it?>>550672768Literally always is, at the very least "Animal Abuse"But I suppose furries will argue "animal can consent, just like lil kids :^)
>>550672768go pro
>>5506727095 copies in 120 pulls
>>550672791
stolen video confirmed found the source
>>550672803Yes! El Condor Pasa too! The card banner! The banner for the gacha Uma Musume: Pretty Derby!
>>550672791Why do you know that
Hi bros :D
>>550672768anon has someone sitting on the cuck chair while he fucks the mare.
>actually luckshit getting both of these from grandparents>apparently red shift sucks now on pace/frontshow ironic
>>550672768camera on head
this fucking threadit went from comfy threads to this shit
>>550673007it was shit the moment OP put the wrong number
>The swimsuit is darker right after getting out of the poolMan CyGames thinks of everything
next guy who fucks mares needs to show a picture of their favorite mare uma to prove they're from /uma/
>>550672960why?
EVERYONE here will goon to the next uma posted
Mares get addicted to human cock if they get fucked like this by the wayThey will refuse to take stallion cock if they get fucked by an human
Fuck the ningen please
palate cleanser1996 pieceshttps://jiggie.fun/umanightmare
next thread will be better
>>550673051>inb4 he comes back and hes taped a picture of sweep to the stomach of the mare
>>550672930are you silly, too young, too ignorant or simply stupid?
>>550673136Next thread will be butter
>>550673056idk thats what anons say when theyre busy not fucking real horsesapparently red shift is only god on ends/lates for this CM? idk
i haven't read up on tosen jordan's lorewas the actual horse a moron or something
>>550672665Tachyon is a sidegrade on paper, but is also a scenario link. El Condor Pasa speed outright mogs Kita, I think she's from Project L'Arc.>>550672693There's never any shortage of greedy/poor motherfuckers who train the bare minimum.
>>550672931I thought from her appearance that she'd be the biggest bitch of the gyarus, but after seeing the screenshots of her career she actually seems quite nice. A lot nicer than Gold City, at least...
Please post more Tousen Jordan so my eyes can heal.
>danchou too busy fucking mares to kick the fucking flatliners
>>550673208Next bread will be buttered
That's a lot of white spark
>>550673274Is this why umao dropped 10 ranks?
>>550673208 >>550673138>>550673249City is nice as well, she is just a bit of a silly head about it cuz of her past is all. 100% agree with the Jordan bit tho, her career bits surprised the hell out of me.
>>550673231He's mostly known for being bullied by Gold Ship
>>550673136a ryan thread is the only way to save this general>>550673231according to the LOREBOOK>Is unfortunately an idiot that struggles in school. However, she acknowledges this and the trainer is kind with her. She often asks for help from others to improve her vocabulary and grades.>She’s so dumb that even Gold Ship felt a sense of guilt after tricking her.>Note that the real horse is actually quite smart.
>>550673120Save me chrono…
>tastiera and justin palace retiring at arimabros.. the uncs are leaving...
I once saw a webm on /gif/ that starts with info of some bald guy who had a business of those fancy horse carriages for renting, and several post about his horses and fairly normal stuff. Apparently he forgot his phone and someone found a video of him getting fuck by oneIt was... violent
there goes my salary...
>>550673263On the house
>>550673249Her main story sets toreina-san (you) up as the only person who believe she had potential when she was basically about to drop out more or less. Makes sense she'd be a lot nicer in her career than a random toreina-san in Gold City's career.
>>550673434>>550673457I feel like this horse is dumber than my zoomer ass kid
>>550673429>It was... violentyou don't say
>>550673394Hopefully unc Tasty sheds his reaper curse with this race
>>550671225i don't remember the math, people haven't really talked about it since the og kita banner. The thing about kita is, its not actually the speciality priority thats so great. It's the whole package. Not only does she have special priority, she has +1 pwr, solid rainsbows, high TE and a dash of race bonus. That's why shes meta.
>>550673429oh mr hands? i grew up like 10 minutes from where it happened in washington
>>550673394tasti's 5, the only unc is palace
>>550671315>no one posted shocked tachyon
>>550673429I think we should nuke the thread and start anew. >>550673471Man….now I want to roll for her
The ONLY way we beat those big nige Suzukas is by having double dominators with hesitant, that's a total of -1.60 speed
>>550673240>El Condor Pasa speed outright mogs Kita, I think she's from Project L'Arc.>I have 3 years to save carrotsWe winning now f2p bros
Bwos is it worth sacrificing 35% race bonus on my deck for MLB Fukukitaru? Just maxed her out from my Kitasan pulls
if i got my last copy from the banner, is there a reason to keep pulling on the current KSB banner?is condor worth, is it worth gambling trying to get copies of FM/SC
saying stuff like this when an uma is feeling unsure of herself is why trainer gets raped.
>>550673563Tachyon wasn't here >>550672480
>>550673563she's studying instead of being shocked
>>550673504I'm not sure if he survived that
>>550672747not for scorp
>>550671315CAN YOU REpOST in not on catbox but LitterThank you
>>550673249Gold City was aggressive irl is why there's elements of that in her. It's part of why her racing outfit changed to something very against the grain with more of a bad girl vibe, to show she wasn't just a nice, pretty looking thing.
>>550673569That's where the Dober backup comes in.
>>550673471Now I want to play her career...
>>550673593please don't roll if you already have mlb ksbsave your carats for any of the future meta/oshi umas or finemo/creek/tachy/maru banners
>>550673634>I'm not sure if this human survived getting fucked by a horse cockPretty sure that even Tamas tiny dick would destroy the average human, which makes beastality porn all so odd and off putting, besides the fact that it's goddamn animals.
damn, y'all are some hella jobbers
>>550673654bwo... dont tell me youre gonna... y'know...
>>550673471>trainer will fix her kind of storyBased
Got 3 KSB in 34 pulls. Very fortunate.
>>550673312>1 star guts
>>550673563Because that kind of shit is actually quite sad instead of just le funny jokes. A reminder of how cruel this world actually is.
>>550673751I just want to see whats the hype is all about
>>550673226nta, I think maybe because shift can fire too early
>>550673730anon... bestiality porn is always made while the horse is only at half mast
>>550673654of course Rice wants to see it
>>550673747i wonder if a lot of those 1 wins are virgo, seems like a lot of torenas on /uma/ won in virgo
>3 careers>10+ medium Sparks>1 video of a guy fucking a horse>no medium S
>>550673613What about saying something like this?
>>550673659Naruhodo...
>>550673761more like very explosiveEXPLODE
>>550673747an anon put it well a few threads ago. winning a cm is like winning a G1. in reality, very few actually win, but we are surrounded by media that makes us believe that such a feat should be commonplace
>>550673823thank you bestiality porn expert
>>550673730If it's in heat probably, but if you just stimulate the tip it's not like all the porn you read with belly bulges and shit
>>550673730I found about it thanks to that other anon, he did die, but not after several sessions. quite the trooper huh?
>>550673747I'm just unlucky, I've had over 80% winrate on all CMs starting in Taurus and I only have 2 finals wins
>>550673840
facts
>>5506738231. Didn't ask2. Go away
>>550673747We should have a real poll separating Open, Graded, A bracket and B bracket
I like Tosen Jordan.
>>550673835my only win is libra. ive slowly been training and getting better results each cm. it felt like a nice lil story
>>550673896>>550673936don't worry, I don't actually watch that shit, I just know because some anon said it and it makes logical sense
>>550672919That was awfully quick, Anon. How did you pull that off?>>550673082I guess it really is about how you use it.
I just downloaded the video incase it gets taken down. I'll be posting it each time someone starts talking about wanting to fuck an uma.
>>550673840no.saying stuff like that is why the umas eventually make the trainer meet their parents and go with them to their home towns/countries.
>>550673747I've consistently gotten 2nd place except for Libra which I won...
>>550673747I still feel salty that I've won every single cm except Taurus. I could've been undefeated aiiieeeee
>>550673971I was too lazy to do that.
>>550674043Can you post it on https://litterbox.catbox.moe/
>>550674043
>>550674043I don't want to fuck an uma, I want to fuck an uma musume. It's not the same and don't pretend it is
Bros wtf this shit got too real...
>>550673920Weremt flowers parents happily spying on her and trainer essentially flirting in the onsen?
>>550673838>Was grocery shopping earlier>Saw some dude with a McQueen shirt on, but couldn't see if it was about the horse (first thought), the pixar thing, or something elseTurned out to be the fucking car obviously, but man that caught me off guard.>>550673902>with belly bulges and shitI mean... that will happen, except it will end like DOOM.>>550673907Good Christ human are such funny creatures, but also disgusting>>550674019Sure it does, but that doesn't mean you need to point it out (funny or not)
Imagine the smell.
>>550674043Please don't
Stop falling for it retards, the same video was posted in /bag/. I assume this fag is shitposting in every general.
>>550673971>>550674114https://poal.me/4io06sI am not too lazy to do that
>>550674043check your local laws anon, just in casein some places that is treated the same as having other kind of illegal deviant porn
>>550674276why the fuck are bag schizos so obsessed with uma? I see them bitch and argue about it 24/7 on /v/ as well
>>550673771>making an animal feel good is le sad and cruel even though it could've fought back if it didn't like it
>>550674278this is fucking awful. should've just made separate polls
>>550674367They’re jealous that we have sweep tosho
>>550674192If I was trainer, I’d give her a hug desu.
>>550674408nope, one giga poll is better, as it prevents an anon from voting in multiple polls, skewing results
>>550674276why would a baggot fuck an horse?even a goat would make more sense
>>550674367it's all falseflaggers trying to give bag a bad name
>>550674402>>550673771if anything that horse didnt feel his small dick
You do have your own MLB Kitasan now, right?
>those runs that get SO MANY MOOD DOWN events that you actually run out if riko hangoutsjesus fucking christI have to go into MANT without pal cards huh?
>>550674367that's what low player count does to a community
>>550674503>smallSHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UPMY ONE IS HALF THE SIZE
>>550674479>TRYING to give bag a bad namethat shit hive does that just fine on their own
>>550674516
>>550674192:[
>>550674583dont worry anon. im sure someone will feel something with your lil guy
>>550674583i meant relative to a horse's dick...
Any of the off-banner SSRs I rolled could have been a Kitasan insteadEvery single one of them is worthless because they're 0LB200 rolls just to get a singular pity Kitasan, just like I had to do 200 rolls to get a singular pity Creek, and 200 rolls to get a pity Anime TeioI've come to accept my gacha luck is forever going to be garbage
>>550674593I honestly meant to include that but accidently hit post
>>550673858I need sex with Creek
>>550674583Tama anon...
>this was the donate to all buttonWhy the fuck was it so tiny?
>>550672572nooo peepeeatvideogames do not look at that
>>550674517your cupcakes?
>>550674660Fair
>>550674643Have you considered trying to be luckier?
So uh, hiI wanna play this more seriously after getting kitasan, can I ask a load of newfag questions?
>>550674583>anon pulled an actual yada yada in thread
>>550674516i-i still haven't rolled yet...
mlb speed spe, mlb kitasan black, mlb fine motion, mlb sweep tosho, mlb manhattan cafe stam + borrow mlb super creekORspe, kitasan, sweep tosho, fine motion, LB 2 super creek (lvl 40) + borrow rikowhich one is generally better?
MERRY CHRISTMASHAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY THIS YEAR /uma/?IF SO THEN I'VE GOT A SPECIAL PRESENT FOR YOUyou're doing great :) keep it upIF YOU'VE BEEN A BAD BOY HOWEVER, THEN TAKE YOUR COALdays will get better, trust me
Was it a dude or woman fucking the horse ? Cause iirc contrary to popular belief, men are more likely to be animal fuckers
>>550673249man i dont get how people hate GCs temper, its what I love about her. No other umas currently have that. Those who call her a bitch seem like just mens rights fags that get butthurt if a girls not demure and passive.
i have fully bricked my account
>>550674810Please do, I've only gotten answers to like half of mine
>>550674764cute
>>550674810i'm feeling nice today, ask away.
Now I've seen everything
>>550674774truth be told I'm clueless to mantI sort of assming spending your "race currency" on mood items would brick your run, no?Wouldn't you want to spend it on the +ONE BILLION TO ALL STATS juice?
>>550674752That's where it was? Fuck me, I thought I was being gaslit.
>>550674808
>>550674764Damn trainer sounds like a respectable person.
>>550674230I managed to convince AI to tell me.>has to go through both the uterus AND the abdominal wall, it’s basically doubling its workload. It would need to exert roughly 100 to 150 Newtons of force.
>>550674810
>>550674876I don't really get it either, Gold City is hardly the bitchiest tsundere ever
>>550674964c-cute!
i had to spark kitasan and used my mlb infinity stone on her to max her
/uma/ dick size check
>>550674764She's beginning to believe.
What the fuck does this even MEEEEEAN
>>550673747I won the previous 4, and ironically had my highest - 80% - winrate in libra by nearly 20% over previous ones. But I got matched with a giga metawhale (S/S/S all the meta ends, every ssr). And to top it off, my own S cafe somehow missed both recoveries with 500 wit. The odds on that are nuts.
>>550660683I made it...
>>550675112small, now leave me alone
>>5506751126" with about 5.5 in girth. Im a grower
PENIS CHECK UP /uma/
>>550675130Bakushin's running face is so fucking hot
>>550675147+accel when moving to the side
>>550675147acceleration when your uma moves sideways. useful for paces during early race so that they don't get stuck behind walls of other paces.
>>550675112i'm a girthlet at 4.7 inches on a good day
https://youtu.be/waqVM_uaLRc?si=j9sMUd9V5ng79w4Kfor any anons that need to be spoonfed.
>>550674876Haven't read her career but is she like Air Groove where you have to earn her respect?She was pretty bitchy until your training started showing results.
>>550675112it's BIG now shut up
>>550675290buy an ad
>>550675216micro...
>>550674516i did one 10 pull and got 8 SRs. I feel like I'm unlikely get kita if i go any further. 6 were dupes and one was what i used my crystal on, ofc
>>550675216yep, still there. Might jork it later
>>550675358Great news!
>>5506751126.5" with 5" girth
>>550675216Tamamo is poor and tiny in more ways than one.
stole this from a sloptuber's paid dis**rd. how accurate is this? are the proc chances really THAT bad?
>>550660683>>550675162This reminds me, I got back to back hot spring tickets for Grass, what are the odds of that
now that I dont have to borrow Kitasan, what should I be borrowing for ace runs? Biko? Bakushin?
>missed fun posting again Man my luck is rotten
>>550675346>one was what i used my crystal on, ofcLiterally me
>>550671315Bro, you're white and that's definitely not legal in your country. Holy fuck
>>55067511218cm idk what that is in gringo terms
>>5506751126 inches exact in length , 5.5 inches in girth. Idk if that’s enough to satisfy a horse but now I’m curious
>>550675434Wrong. It's 50/50 no matter what wit. You either get it or you don't.
earlier today i was fucking my wifes tits while i was propping myself up against our headboardi lost myself as i was doing it and imagined myself as a horse fucking a breeding stockmr cb bro btw
>>550675434>proce chance getting lower with each skillnot how it works
>>550675332
>MLB Kitasan, Biko, & Sweep popoff 70 Speed during Senior year>Cap well before FinaleI now understand why your only supposed to bring the former 2.
whats the best way to measure my penis...
>>550675520i assumed it meant proccing every skill..
>started playing 4 months ago during Kawakami Princess banner>everyone told me to wait for kitasan rerun to reroll>wanted to play anyways>flash forward to today, MLB Kitasan, 2lb Fine Mo, 0lb Super Creek, 69k carats, 1 uncap crystal, a bunch of good horses that I really like, good welfaresfeels good
Looks like I'm not going to survive this one, boys. It's been fun posting with you all.
>>550671315This is the future cygaymes wants
>>550675435
>>550675434the formula is 100% - (9000/Wit) = % to proc
Didn't get med S so it's a brick, but help me out /uma/ how should I improve on this?is that enough stamina? I'd hope so for a medium..
>>550675582>"NOOO YOU HAVE TO REROLL">He didn't listen and had funThis kills the reroller
>>550675216i want to rape this umas micromanko
>>550675596Anon won't survive to see MANT.. goodbye
>>550675575Oh no I have to be gentle with my cute tiny and super poor wife how tragic!
>>550675503>The external genitalia include the urethra; the testes, which average 8 to 12 cm (3.1 to 4.7 in) long; the penis, which, when housed within the prepuce, is 50 cm (20 in) long and 2.5 to 6 cm (0.98 to 2.36 in) in diameter with the distal end 15 to 20 cm (5.9 to 7.9 in) and when erect, increases by 3 to 4 times.no
>>550671315You know I was joking about the whole horse fucker thing in the screencap of *that* thread but now we have an actual horse fucker and I'm speechless
>>550675650well for starters dont take descent or red shift, they're worthless skillsNSM is not very good on this track either but if you want a gambling accel go for ityou need more midgame skills badly
Newfag here. Got 3 copies of Kitasan after hitting pity. Do I keep or reroll?
Man I feel so bad cause there are people out there who don't actually want to be retarded but can't help it...
>>550675318No. Hers is a personal battle. Shes hostile to you because just about everyone around her except maybe tosen treats her like a walking goddess. Its natural for her to expect the worst from you when thats what she gets from everyone. you can argue this is 1st world problem style since its her beauty being fawned over, but she wants to be recognized as a racer. All the trainers that approach her are all 'ill make you the biggest thing ever by having you crush scrubs in g3s!!!' (You) aren't like that though. You want to foster her ambitions and not let her abandon her modeling either, because she does find joy in it. So for her, its not respect, its her learning to trust that you actually care about what she wants, not what you think is best for her
>>550675575how many inches can tama fit before she prolapses
>>550675580the only accurate way is by measuring from the top
Can (you) anons stop talking about that video. Fucking hell.
>>55067511222cm or 9 inchesdefinitely not enough for an uma
>>550675750You need 4 copies to 3LB, that's the requirement to have fun in this game
>>550675837hmmmmmmmmmnyo.
>>550675718>>550675750reroll, you want 4 copies for lb3, 5 copies for mlb
>>550675746red shift is bad? Man I swear the move was WORSHIPPED for months, this is so confusingthanks anon
>>550675434wit isn't a real stat. the power card slander you hear is a gaslight.>nooo anon! you NEED 1000+ wit or you'll WHIFF!wow, from a mere 83% proc chance to a whole 90% for just an entire card-slot and 20 training clicks!stupid.
>>550675750If you're rerolling for it go for at least 3 LB, if you got other good SSRs (Super Creek, Vodka) and can get the 3rd LB with your pity it might be good enough to keep
Transfer umas? Transfer them where?
>>550675580tape measurer, press at the base of the cock nice and hard so its fully extended. base to tip. then wrap it around at the girthiest part and measure
>>550675837Fuck you I didn't get to see it
>>550675829to to where...
>>550675750How much have you played? If you have the selector and crystal, I would keep.
>>550675290kys
>>550675434It's pretty close. Did an AI make that table for him?
Just bought a single ticket for clovers and pulled 4th copy of El condom penis. Can this be considered as a win?
>>550675837it's the one time my degree is relevant in a /uma/ thread
>>550675804dunno about rolling for her but sure would be neat to have her just to read her story, she's very cute
How long until chair Nature?
>>550675434just ask AI to calculate the odds of suceeding a 6 skill fires with all 6 at 80%. That's probably how they made the table anyway. It borders on meaningless.
>>550675979>degreeIN HORSE FUCKING!??
>>550675582>Kawakami was four months agoWhere has the time gone
>>550675979my degrees will never be relevant here...
>>550675912to see cool things behind the barn
>>550675934Only the tutorial.>>550675908I got 3 copies of El too.>>550675889>>550675850Dang it...
>>550676069I have one in underwater basket weaving too
>>550675750I would keep it and uncap it in the future. If you don't value your sanity you can keep rerolling until 3LB minimum.
>>550676042Cheer Natie is approximately in mid april
cute
>only 1 kitasan in 400 pullsI'm so spiritually broken... I started with 0LB from the first banner that i retardedly didn't spark with 180 pulls, if I did I could've MLB'd by now. Do I use selector on this 3LB? I played some runs with the 3LB she's performing as what I expected. Is the 100 special prio really that good?
Need advice anons, should I spend the freebies? if so, in which cards? I trust you with my life bros
Kitasan BLACKED this fucking SLUT won’t come to ME in 30k FUCKING CARATS
>>550675582Kitasan decimated my carats but I can’t be too mad abt it because I already have my girl Kawakami princess
>>550675804wait Meeku appears in her story? now i want to roll for her
>>550675891it depends on the trackred shift is good obviously, but in scorpio the acceleration starts and ends too early for it to be usefulyou should go look at the racetracks and activation conditions for skills to better understand by yourself how this works
can i use both summer maru and regular maru in a cm or is it not allowed?
Legendary screenshot
Honestly I would have sooner expected this from centaurfags than fellow Umabros...
>>550676246Don’t use either for now. Hold that crystal for the future, you can use voucher on super creek or fine motion if you get spooked on it later
>>550676330your hag can't be in two places at once, anon.
>>550676319i should probably say that this is only applicable for inherited red shift, the acceleration DOES become useful for maruzensky as it lasts longer and thus crosses into when the spurt starts
>>550676026You can just read it here and save your carats unless you end up really liking herhttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
>>550670762>Reddit thread
You're the laughing stock of the entire board right now btw
Lucky break
>>550676330just use regular maru she's better
>>550675318Not really?Air groove is more a trainer needing to prove himself to her thing, while in Gold Cities story he manages to get her not to abandon her dreams. So the relationships surrounding their bitchyness is kinda different.Also GC is bitchy with you BECAUSE you two are so close (kinda a "you see the real her so she lets you see the real her" sorta thing), though she does gets self conscious about it in her onsen event where she thinks she might be putting you off/make you dislike her for it thus bringing trainer to the onsen to confirm his thoughts about her.
>tierlist changes to put anime teio in BCalled it, they left her out of the 1st version as a gaslight, then made her F as a second gaslight, I guess they can't suppress room results though
>>5506761953LB is already very usable. Just uncap using rainbow crystal in the future.
>>550676447m-me? what did i do...
>>550676269>and they say white on black violence isnt real
thinking of bringing mcqueen spechud and neicha for the next cm, either that or suzuka maru and ryanhave you guys already decided on your lineup
>>550676269Me in the middle
>>550676406I was tempted to do it for Pasa power but I'm not sure anymore.How about the SR crystal one? would fuku be worth it? King maybe?
>>550675750>>550676091you can save your account if you link your account to like your phone, and try rerolling on steamyou could keep rerolling for hours and not get a better result. I rerolled like 40 times and my second reroll was my best result by a pretty decent marginGetting Super Creek stamina is really good, Fine Motion Wit a little bit less but still good, and keep in mind whether you get good SRs. Your life will be a lot easier if you get good LBs on:Speed: Sweep Tosho, Shinko Windy, King Halo, any speed card at high lb is good Stamina: Zenno Rob Roy, Mayano Top Gun, Manhattan CafeAnd most wit cards are good, keep a look out for Agnes Tachyon, Matikanefukukitaru, Marvelous SundayDo try to get 3lb Kitasan above all, it will make your life a lot easier
>>550676625I'm going the most soulless metafag team possible since I lost Libra. Suzuka Maru and Taiki
Anyone got some deck idea for Luna? Wanna fuck around and try my new cards, but no idea what to use besides Kita.
>>550675837i agreepost the video instead
just remember that every time you think "LB3 is usable" 90% of the people you lose to from here on out will have their own MLB kita in their deck
>>550676447The fuck did I do?
>>550676625I'm rotating through like 6 umas and whoever hits Medium S first is going into the CM meatgrinder.Taiki, Ryan, Grass, Maru, Suzuka, Rudolf
>>550676718i'm going to enjoy triple debuffing you.
Is SSR Curren good?
>>550676447I'M SORRY I COULDN'T HIT THE FIFTH COPY, IT'S NOT MY FAULT
Wei
>>550676497It's better to use selectors than crystals right? I guess I'll have fun with this 3LB until the next anni selector
>>550675917Just check the archives vrohttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/550670762/#550671315
Well, since the anons said it's fine, I'm gonna dump my retard questions, for the record I've played for a bit just super casually in some no-name club, but I luckshitted one CM at least playing cluelessly, but surprisingly I'm still having fun so I wanna try to improve>is there some cheat sheet website that will inform me what green skills + stam requirements + accels are good per CM? I see gametora has a web page for that but it only really explains green skills>speaking of gametora, is there ANY way to understand the courses better? For example I see a course with a curve at the end and assume "hey, red shift must be good here!" and then it's not so I really don't get course-specific stuff at all>Do courses really have some hidden multiplier for every 300 guts? How in the WORLD can I look that up?>HOW THE FUCK CAN I TELL WHO'S DUELING WHO AHHHH I DON'T LIKE THIS MECHANIC>For TT, do you really get a bonus for making each uma different runner types or is that a myth?>extra TT question, how does it score double-circle skills like pace chaser corners?>If an Uma has "C" in something, and I patch it up to "A" with sparks, does that reduce the chance for it to become "S" during the run? Example: if oguri cap vs taiki both had 10 medium sparks, do they have an equal chance of S?
>>550676725Kitasan + Sweep + TaishinFine Motion (or whatever wit card) + TachyonBorrow Riko
>>550676625suzuka maruzen and gold city (prostitute)might replace one of them for holidays fatty for the finals
>>550676818
>>550676439but I want to hear Tosen Jordan noises
Why does everyone keep saying to only use selector tickets on Kitasan and not rainbow shardsI guess it's because rainbow shards can be used on things you can't grab from tickets? But I'm so much of a fucking lucklet I'm not sure I can get by with only those
>>550676195If you follow picrel's formula, the gap between 3LB and MLB's specialty priority makes about 5% difference. It's easy to wave it off, but keep in mind that's over a series of turns in a career and not just one turn. That said, 3LB is still good and the point where she's usable, so rest easy, bwo.
>>550676660Sweep or king are the popular candidates. There’s also a guts card for make a new track later so id hold
>>550675434>paying for top sekrit eceleb uma strats
>>550676818WEIIIIII
>>550676756enjoy group B then
>>550676870its ultra future investmentcrystals work on ANYTHING, including the ultra-meta cards that come out a very long time from now
Hello fellow horsefuckers
>>550676870Tickets have a pool that will never change. You could use your crystal on that hot new card a year from now
>>550676625I'm thinking of using Tachyon, Cafe and since we're running on akiten, McQueen
>>550676818Wei~
>>550676803in terms of wit production, it's A-tier. FM and NN are clearly better. it really is just for sprint TT units as it feeds a cheap gold. it's a nothingburger card.
Left or right?
The gyaru umas are taking over...
>>550676842I only got a lvl35 Fine Motion, should I still use it or something else instead? Either way I honestly appreciate the help, never thought of trying Speed/Wit
>>550676826That’s like a solid 7 inch… and anons called it small… what does the make my 4.7 inch…?
>>550677042Pokke is tighter
>>550677009>Cafe in mediumuh, g-good luck anon...
>>550677042Palmer, easily. Still waiting for the succubus alt...
>Get Kitasan Negro MLB>Still can't cap speedWhat the fuck is the point?
>>550677042Palmer
>>550677114she was nice to me last CM and frankly I don't want to train other umas unless someone gaslights me
>>550677042marry left left left left left left left left left left left left left left left for lovey dovey baby making and fuck right on the side for the fun of fucking boys>>550676990WEI~~
>>550677042pokke sucks
>>550676828>is there some cheat sheet website that will inform me what green skills + stam requirements + accels are good per CM?Gametora will generally tell you what good green skills are, yeah, for everything else there's:>speaking of gametora, is there ANY way to understand the courses better?https://alpha123.github.io/uma-tools/umalator-global/This is a website that lets you simulate races, see where uphills/downhills/corners/etc are, and also see where skills will likely activate>Do courses really have some hidden multiplier for every 300 guts?Debatable; stat thresholds giving you boosts never been proven, it's mostly just a very popular rumor that may or may not be true. >HOW THE FUCK CAN I TELL WHO'S DUELING WHOYou don't!!>For TT, do you really get a bonus for making each uma different runner types or is that a myth?There is a point bonus called Good Positioning, and you can only get it once per race type, so yeah you can get more points by spreading out your styles>extra TT question, how does it score double-circle skills like pace chaser corners?It doesn't, all that matters is that it's a white skill - regardless of the fact that it's 'upgraded', it's still a white skill and will be scored as such>If an Uma has "C" in something, and I patch it up to "A" with sparks, does that reduce the chance for it to become "S" during the run?Not at all, you get your benefit from sparks at 3 potential points - the starting career sparks (which can only raise it to a max of A), and then the two inspirations. If you get them, you get them. If you don't, you don't. It's all luck.
>>550677042For me it's left
>>550671315There are people on discord and twitter who will actually take this seriously
You're all sick. Sick in the head.
>>550677315open your mouth, Teio
>>550676850>>550676914Wife!
>>550676870Mileage will vary per user.I'm a Creeklet and Fine Motionlet, and I'm saving the voucher to see if card spooks will get me a first copy and I have that to hopefully get it to a point of ever being usable. Rainbow crystals are good on anything, but the story events and upcoming Fuji Showtime event may make it where I only have to maybe wait 4 months for a full crystal instead of 6 or more, so I just used mine to bite the bullet for Kitasan.
>>550677315I'm just reasonable
Getting your own Kitasan Black won't save you from lowroll career runs where your speed cards won't want to idle in speed
I HATE TOKAI TEIO.I SERIOUSLY FUCKING HATE HER.
>>550677063lvl35 Fine Motion is fine. Unity Cup is especially friendly to wit because you want to be taking as many turns as possible to get more chevrons and more blue bursts. You want around 700-800 stamina for CM, so taking Riko is good for that.
>>550677060Never forgetOji-san ThreadOji-san Game Oji-san Franchise
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I NEED LUNA IN MY LIFE I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL MYSELF
>>550677364Obviously anon, it's a gambling gamethe benefit is just those shitty low roll runs will happen a tiny bit less often... but they'll still happen plenty
/uma/ clopping session when?
>>550677364But I have 6 guts cards
>>550677315Teio take off your panties and bend over
>>550676978Which card is crystal worthy here?
>>550671315>>550676826Is it a bad thing that this didn’t faze me at all?
>Tousen mentioned separating from trainer in her good end.What the fuck.
>>550677501almond joy
>>550677413Based fellow luna enjoyer>>550677394Huh.. Suppose that makes sense, 35 being fine is a lil surprised for my stupid ass tho. Think it would be worth to upgrade it further using my ticket, or should I get something else instead, like basic creek or something?
>>550677501Pasa 150%MOST people will tell you to invest in either speed maru or tachyon, so whichever you like better of the two is also an optionIf for some reason you don't like speed, the wit ramonu card is very good (although a bit away from now)
>>550675162Kawakami Princess's onsen event is extremely sweet and neatly ties up all of the character development which she goes through during her career.From knowing nothing about her and expecting very little, I think that this has to be my second favourite career (after Fuji). I found the writing to be very good, having a well balanced mix of comedy and serious moments while having a clear focus on how Kawakami pursues her path to becoming the ideal princess. I really like Sweep Tosho as well so it was nice to see that she's the main rival in Kawakami's career. The stand-out emotional moment for me was after the Queen Elizabeth II Cup, where she finds the hate mail torena had hidden from her; I found it to be quite sad.Overall, an extremely enjoyable career and she's now one of my favourite umas.Thank you for reading my blog.
Nice
Never beating the allegations, /uma/sisters.
>>550677501None. It's 100% guaranteed that better cards will be released at some point, so you should NEVER use your crystals.
Is there a point to holding onto these too or should I just MLB my SR Sweep right away?
>>550677042For me it's Pokke, THE STRONGEST uma.
>>550677593You could if you wanted. A 0LB Creek is really nothing to write home about, but you'll want her eventually (in like 6 months, after MANT).
>>550674516All 5 of my copies in 120 pulls
I could see why the yakuza banned horse porn.
>>550676978It's kinda crazy how MANT is essentially a f2p playground with zero support cards worth rolling for......and then grand live comes out and you get absolutely fucking WOMBO COMBOD with multiple very meta support cards. It's crazy to say but it really feels like you should roll into grand live with 6 digit carrots.
>>550677701if your sweepy is LB3, use it on hershe's the kitasanblack of SR cards
>>550676625TaikiNeichaSomeone underrated to pretend I still have some semblance of sovl within me
>>550676826Based
I watch horse sex all the time, that was nothing.
>>550677667post it bwo
>>550677739I see too
>>550677739
>>550677610I read your blog, anon, and congrats on getting laid.She's a top 3 for me
>>550677245Thank you anon! Digitan love
>>550677684>is really nothing to write home aboutThat's what I figured, so waiting for a rerun is probably more useful.>You could if you wantedSeems the most useful at least going by the lists I see. I'd think about upgrading my Vodka, but that probably won't have the same use as Fine.>>550677739Calm down there anon.
>>550677610Based fellow Fuji and Kawakami enjoyer. I was a weird girl who has trouble fitting in so her story resonated with me.
>>550677684Who said we were trying to beat them?
>>550677925LONDON
>>550677593LB1 FiMo is worse than MLB SRs
>>550677773I’ve always wondered if a trainer, jockey or owner has ever fucked one of their prized race mares before? There HAS to be at least one.
>>550677925TRACEN
>>550677925L O N D O NDoesn't have the same impact now that London is New Delhi, desu
>>550677531Nah, it's 2025, there are far worse fetishes aroundI'd argue that bestiality (esp animal on female) could be considered vanilla nowadays
>>550677739Pokke your jungle is out
>>550677795>>550677925I'm going to have to run her in this next CM along with Fuji. I think either Halo or Scarlet as my third ace; I prefer Scarlet but Halo seems more fitting...
>>550677634I mean it’s not definitive BUT she does wants (you) to remain her trainer until then.
Looking at all the upcoming horses..admire Vega, seeking the pearl, and Mr. CB are who stand out for me. Think I’ll be saving for a good long while. Cheerleader king halo is cute but I can’t roll for costumes vs new girls
>>550677739>condomoh we don't need that>>550677739
>>550678020Considering how touchy feely Air Groove was that would be my pick.
I should of stayed on deadlock.
>>550677739Now THIS is the kind of horse porn I like to see
>>550671315Please someone rehost this video on other sites, I want to see...
>>550678090Fuji won my (group b) Virgo cup and I was so happy I was like oh this is why people are insane about this game. Virgo Gold forever.
>>550678119>evil bitch, contrarian's favorite uma and Mr CBGrimmy
>>550677925N A K A Y A M AAKAYAMA
I spent so long on Kawakami's career that I maxed out my TP...
Was bored, so I wanted to do the sorter again.Have (You)r tastes changed much since the last time (You)'ve done one?https://snep.pw/uma/sorterMost notable I found on mine is that Tachyon's stock plummeted (love her outfit, but she herself is kind of boring). Gold City also rose drastically once I got her. Was really surprised by how much I like her, even got her alt from daily pulls. And now I'll going after the rest of the gyarus.
>>550677925send bob and vagene
>>550677925JAKARTA
>>550677739Stop posting porn
>>550677873Goddamn it, meant to reply to >>550677715>>550677991As mentioned, I could upgrade it to LB2 with the ticket, which brings it up to S tier?
Torenas... you know thats whats expected of you during onsen trips, right? Why are you freaking out over it
>>550677754ty anon
>1-4 last career with all double circles at unity cup>4-1 with all trianglesreally question whats wrong with me playing this rngfest at times
>at least 95% of the people think it was realAt least yall pure af for not seeing animal porn yet...
>>550678119desu the upcoming uma lineup sucks shitI'll just buy oguri plap, roll for eishin and if I get meta-ass bourbon on the side coolThen... uh... guess I'm saving till 100k carrots or something. Isn't nishino flower a good parent? Maybe I'll roll for her since she's a sprinter, idk
>>550671315/hsrg/ hereseek help
>>550678090I keep forgetting she's related to Halo, not Scarlet, since she has Scarlet's hair and eyes
>>550677925K A S A M A T S U
>>550678309Are you telling me Nishino Flowers parents watched...?
>>550678337>TamamoNeed>Cutest Haru we'll ever see>DOGGO>German, Baker Edition>Pit Dog>Boy>Boy, but sexy as hell>Boy>King pretending to be manly>OISU>WIFE WIFE WIFE>Bait
>>550678390that's because both scarlet and kawakami were designed by the same artist
>>550677781It's a non-debuffer Neicha I just wanted to run her as an ace. Still needs to fish for a medium S
>>550678270Just going off photos! >>550678337Yeah seeing the year 2 Uma lineup made me go fuck it I’m blowing my second pity on KSB. Kinda wanted dober but I’m so bored by muh Mejiro family. Big year for saving
>>550677739w-woah
Where is the sister version of the horse fucker?
any club drama?
seeex
>>550678242Based. Fuji won the Leo and Libra cups for me; she's my favourite uma and I enter her in every CM. The finals are so hype because it's the culmination of all that preparation and you only get the one shot at it.
>>550678613which uma is this?
>>550677610You're in for a treat on Main Story Volume 2 Chapter 3.
I don't want to see a single fucking post shitting on brown people from now on. That guy fucking a horse has completely tanked all of your white credibility.The Mexican uprising is now.
>>550678662mambo died
>>550678730its mambover
>>550678717no one askedgo and spam about your shonen trash on /a/
>>550678717>brap brap brapok beaner
I'm gonna laugh if they don't let you buy her and people skip her banner and get fucked over
>MLB Kitasan Negro>Immediately start setting scenario records on anyone I runMY MEDIUM S AIIIIIIII
>>550678674Hell yeah. And her base outfit is my favorite, too! Classy, theater kid, big ol kisekis
>>550677739Yep I fucked that
>>550678717Fucking a mule is no better anon.
only 32 more days...
>>550678809the one they don't let people buy is vbourbon
Frankly I don't think I have enough Kawakami Princess screenshots so I think I'll take some more at some point
>>550677739>no bushfaker
Tomorrow will be better. Good night, /uma/.
what did (you) use your half anni ticket on?
can you really say you love your oshi if you arent willing to fuck real horses
>>550678696I've heard that the main story chapters get a lot better starting from now so I'm looking forward to it!
i should say oguri is late on the character select. I dont want to accidentally make a pace/late hybrid
>>550678845two minutes of shame>Long C, 2 whites+400 stamina Halo surprises me with this one
>>550678849till small pp?
>>550678283My top two have been locked in from multiple sortings and while everything below shifts around it's consistently the same umas
>>550678853Her all in one front for dummies offset by I viscerally recoil from her chocolate saying MASTER get that ML away from me
SUZUKA YOU STUPID MOODY BITCH
>>550678823Also holy shit. I've never seen No. 2 Fav on my girl in Aoharu. Period. Little Coconut...
>>550678901the state of the third world
>>550671315Fucking madladNot what I expected to come home back to, but damn
HEY GUYS WHAT IF WE MAKE TWO DAY 1 UMAS ULTRA-META......BUFF THEM AGAIN WHEN RED SKILLS COME OUT......AND -NEVER- LET YOU ROLL FOR THEM! THEY NEVER HAVE A BANNER! ISN'T THAT TOTALLY WILD? HOPE YOU LUCKSHIT!
>>550678337Is Yaeno's story as kino as her CG arc or is she just another generic uwu moeblob?
How do I get a Rudolf gf?
>>550678668Intercourse with this horse
>>550678909shut the FUCK up crap(as in shit)fag
>>550678779>>550678805>>550678840>t. horse fuckers
>>550678901Which irl horse that got turned into an umamusume did this happened to again?
>>550678993Still holding my head start selector. Thinking about taiki but I have so many milers. But she’s cute
>>550678947it's not that small...
>>550677042palmer has no personality and just copies what helios does
>>550679060tamamo allegedly kicked and killed a mare during mating
Is it worthwhile to explode on Guts if you're doing Guts memeshit or just continue with Speed explosions?
>>550678901>goal incomplete
>>550679091>Palmer just copies what the insanely likable character doesWhich makes her insanely likable a well and peak wife material cuz she RICH BOOOOOOOOOOY
>>550678875I took over 100 screenshots while playing through her career just now...
>>550679038Faggot.
>>550678901Mares are built for human cockStallions stay seething
Horses aren't real
>>550678337shit taste desu, i want half of these.
>>550679038Love you, too.
>>550679152tightest lightning
>>550679110if you're doing it for the memes does it really matter
>>550678119cheer halo is the best parent for lates and end for shorter tracks, get her if you like her
>>550679163here's hoping you don't wake up shithead
good night /uma/ hope you're better tomorrow
im glad kitasan's banner will have free pulls
>>550679226King halo my GIRL but I’m too lazy to properly parent farm, learned from Seiun sky
>>550678662Mambo's danchou fucked a horse
>>550678829Yeah her outfit is great and I really like her confidence and how reliable and optimistic she is.
>>550678717>the country famous for donkey shows is trying to throw shitNice try, pendejo
Am I doing it right?I didn't do this intentionally, just how sparks turned out somehow. Might actually use her for scorp though.
>>550679270Gute Nacht, Luna enjoyer
>>550679250If you got to go there are worse ways
>>550679352bro... your wit...
>>550679231One day I will! But not just yet, sorry.
>>550679315but i can't use my kita card i just spent a bajillion carats onAIIEEE
>>550678337Even excluding alts I want like 10 of them. I'll have to choose and skip all cards for that.
hmm...I can't find that picture of a clean white horse laying down in the barn with very pink horse pusslittle help, /uma/?
what are my chances?
>>550679342Yeah! I like enthusiastic Uma (smart falco also a surprise favorite)
>>550679145
>>550678901Is the horse ok?
>No /uma/ clubs in SSTo discord I go
>>550679217Well I say memeshit but I saw this in the thread the other day
>>550679152No need to try and hide it. We know
>>550679534retard
>>550679068suzuka and taiki are good now and good later, impossible to pick wrong between them, so just go with if you like pace/fronts more, or whoever makes your dick harder
>>550679534we're not pedos anon
>>550679512whos gonna tell him
>>550679521thanks I knew there was an edit of this
>>550679529instantly killed so
>>550679574Thanks! I like outgoing girls more (and big ol titties) so I’ll prob use it on taiki. I’m not Uma rolling for a while so plenty of time to use
>>550679621
>>550679529he's in uma world now
>>550678809Make sure to buy and play her PEAK game too
>>550679535guts GOD
>>550678993knowing nothing about the game i picked Taiki first and she turned out to be the besti got quite lucky
what is happening
>>550679529Some Anon said that the ranch hosting that horse tried to get the stallion to breed with the mare without the owner's consent and got homeboy killed.
>>550671315What the fuck
>>550679662filly cunny uoooooh
>>550679512Oguri, Bourbon, and Curren are low because of shared banner.
>>550679529no, it died
>>550677708I want to motorboat them
>>550679662>>550679739god I hate trannies (liberals) so fucking much
>>550679662that fucking smile makes me chuckle every time
imagine getting killed before you could get the pussy...
>>550679529Yeah dude he's fine. Walked it off 5 minutes later
>>550679693irl correction got /uma/ acting unwise
>>550678696I saw some clips in this dude's unofficial music videos. I need some dope Kawakami cutsceneshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xlj6PIJZR0
>>550679854dude what the fuck its all dolphin porn
>>550679517I got lucky with daily pulls on Falco's banner and liked her a lot as well. It was only after playing her career that I looked up the irl horse's record and discovered that he was an absolute monster. Curren could never...https://umamusu.wiki/IRL:Smart_Falcon
why are the CMs coming so fastits almost less than a month for each CMi can't keep up with the grind aaa
Biko!
>>550679854I ain't clicking that shit
>>550679693Marefuckers wonStallioncucks in shambles
>>550679854>paying
Damn we're even getting bot spam nowcan we just nuke this thread and start over?
>>550679807dying with your dick flopping about
>>550679350>cant stop talking about having sex with animals.
>>550679854>40 terabytes of dolphin porn>againFUCK
What does an ace Nice Nature run look on JP? Any particular umas to look for? I really really like Nature and using her for debuffs is not my thing
>>550679662now you got me wondering how old the mare he fucked was
>>550679940Nyo.
>>550679935BHC strikes again
>>550678901Curren fucking MURDERED me
>>550679895They honestly kind of made a mistake with smart falcon's characterlater on when they released orferve and stuff all the super high winrate umas are chuuni gods, meanwhile falco, one of the final bosses of japanese horse racing, is a comic relief character who acts like she hates racing
its not actual doplhin porn is it?
stallion bros how are we feeling?
>>550679991Sounds like I struck a nerve, wey
>>550679854Leme guessThey pull a chargeback and Ur account go byebye a few months later
>>550680140it's over
>>550680140Humiliated
>>550680082Surely a later alt of hers will give her a serious appearance more deserving of a champion?
>>550671315Idk if this a retarded question but… Why is the horse’s pussy closing in and out a lot like that? Also why is the pussy so wet when he thrusts in and out? Can they actually get wet like humans?
First career. Truly a dumb slut.
>>550680232this is literally what he did in the video
>>550680232this thread continues to snowballkek
>>550680082She’s not comic relief in her story, she’s an earnest girl whose specialty isn’t her country’s most popular races. She would have wrecked shit in america
>>550680270
>>550680232me under her btw
>>550680312Finally an excellent post
>>550680237Gravure idol alt coming right up
are there any good unity cup guides
>>550680232>>550680312
>>550680270stop asking questions
>>550680392pick the cum bubbles
did you guys know that if you win triple crown with rudolf you get the "be still" recovery skillI thought that was interesting
>Sprinter (rare)>can also mile fine if needed (even has a secret mile event)>god tier spd/power growths>solid potential skills, guaranteed head-on>apparently unique is a great inherit (pace chaser parent)I'm surprised I don't see more people planning on rolling for her, she seems amazing
>>550680323America dirt looks different from japanese dirt. In japan it looks more like a sand and in america it's mud.
>>550680392https://gametora.com/umamusume/unity-cup
>>550680270You watched more than one second of that?
>>550680392hit arrow explode blue
>>550680392press training and click chevronvery hard
>>550673120Done.
>>550680312are bandages strong enough to spread pussy lips?
Redpill me on the Mambo horse, is she good for cms?
>>550680536What is adhesive
>>550680458But I am planning on rolling for her. Apparently she's got mommy vibes even though she's uoh.
>>550680490I watched all of it and downloaded it. He creampies her in the end
>borrow biko with my own mlb ksb>gets URA tier rainbows in unityat last I see the light
>>550680465Huh. That makes sense with the sand descriptors. I just watch the American triple crown
>>550680603It's glue.
>Summer>Get jumpscared by Tazuna>+1 mood which I neededI love hags
>>550680458looks bland as fuck
>>550680635disgusting lips
>>550680610Fuck this shit I'm going back to /mjg/ I should've never started playing this game
>>550680270>Also why is the pussy so wet when he thrusts in and out? Can they actually get wet like humans?That's how mammalian reproduction works anon.
>>550680270Didnt some anon post when umas are pissing they're horny or something
>>550680586she's really bad, sadlyunique is just a recovery similar to creek's, none of her potential skills are especially crazy, she's basically a long race uma who releases when there's already like 10 fantastic long racers to choose from (and goldship of course)
>>550680703as befits the character design
>>550680716Room code?
>>550680312Very tight
>>550680270From what I understand, the nerves are all at the entrance, so a human will do just as well for a mare as a stallionPuckering is a common feature in animals
>>550680380I just looked that one up. It seems pretty cute. I'm not so sure about that other one of hers (LuminousTwirler)...
>>550680458I'm torn between Flower, whose skills look useful to me but whose character I'm not interested in, and Shakur, whose character I'm interested in but I don't want to build end closers.I probably can't afford both and save for the Maruzensky SSR
Libra Cup and Kitasan Black broke /uma/
>>550680517
>>550680727Still thinking about rolling for her because of how cute she is, only issue is gonna be saving for her and Chiyo.
How are scorp tests going for people? I just ran several tests with mostly my umas so the lates weren't GREAT but my OKAY maru and decent taiki were pretty much winning every time. This course feels like cancer where A&S is just a fuckin rocket that you have a hard time catching up to, maybe even worst then cancer for lates. Not sure i can use cafe... OYL and pump don't seem enough. NSM seems very rare for LS to fire.
>>550680635Why anal
Man, I spend two hours holding my pee and assembling jiggies and you guys are still talking about the horse fucker? He wrecked you guys harder than the mare.
>>550680895honestly this thread has been an improvement
>>550680912she has free rolls on her banner and is a 2*, you'll get her
>>550680912she's a 2* anon, who releases on a banner with free rolls, good chance you'll just get her for free
I have a micro penis. Which Uma will still love me?
So, is Tousen Jordan a trainer lover too?
Please stop posting porn.
>>550680270>>550671315Imagine if Umamusume has lower half horse body, quarter of this general might have fucked horse pussy
>>550680919Stallion, duh
Based porn posters
>>550680931a second horsefucker hit the general
>>550680458I am rolling for her tho???She is a core to my parent legacy so I can make my oshi stronger
>>550680931How does holding your pee enhance this?
>>550680967tamamo cross
>>550680816I don't remember which fucking Google account I used to use fuck. I had all the Kaguya characters and Pochi-mama's OC and everything.
>>550671315So it turns out /uma/ being full of unironic horsefuckers wasn’t a joke…
>>550680912It's ok, you should save for Twin Turbo instead.
>>550680270Have you seen how big stallions are (Tamamo Cross not included obviously)? Of course that shit is lubed to hell and back
>>550680034she has 2 other alts that are better as aces, but they're still not very strong. Her cheerleader version should be out in about half a year
Next thread will be better
>>550680987
>>550680724what
>>550681010NTA, high tension jiggieingI do it sometimes
>>550681016this is why I play RC and Amatsuki
Do you want umas uniques this cm? Who do I make as a parent for Taiki?
>>550680964>who releases on a banner with free rolls, good chance you'll just get her for freeNTA but holy shit based
>>550681009>>550680458Is her unique really that big of a game changer for pace chasers? I saw some sloptuber call her "the seiun sky of pace"
>>550681072mcqueen is probably the only useful one,
>>550681072Just throw Red Shit and Triumphant Pulse on her like always
>>550681010It just feels nice after a while.
>>550680716This reminded me to take a break from grinding medium S to play some more mahjong.
>>550681016>and Pochi-mama's OCI'm sorry? What?
>>550680991would you still love your umas as centaurgirls?
>>550681038It'd better be.
>>550680471WHAT THE FUCK THE UPDATED VERSION OF AOHARU SOUNDS SICKWHY CAN'T WE HAVE THIS NOW?
>>550680915>OYL and pump don't seem enoughIs this true? I was actually spending yesterday and today trying to make a workable Ryan parent so I don't have to rely on borrows
>>550681175I'm not giving you as much shit as I normally would due to the state of the thread but please stop posting Indonesian vtumors.
What did we learn from this thread
>>550680458I dont need to roll early umas because they're in legend races
So now we know that dudes in her are fucking mares irl… but do you think there’s and femanons here who have been fucked by a horse?
>>550681209because by the time that's released, unity is ancient news and completely outclassed by at least 2 newer scenarios
>>550681093Yes. If you want to be a pace chaser main, you need her. Together with Taiki, and Oguri, these 3 are your main unique skills to inherit, sometimes you can grab specialized uniques like Summer Tachyon.Nishino Flower and El Condor Pasa speed card for the gold acceleration for pace are your must pulls if you plan to pace chase in the future
>>550681252Retard.
>>550681209>why can't we have MEGA POWER CREEP right nowgee I wonder
https://x.com/Cygames_EN/status/2001841030140961169Article on the Kentucky Horse Park museum, along with JP history and Uma
>>550681209>powerhouse teamsThe Queens of the Turf beckon...
>>550681209>have to race something 3x stronger than turf queensHOW DO YOU WIN THAT I'VE LOST TO TURF QUEENS ON INSANE RUNS WITH LIKE 20 BLUE SPARKS
>>550681275They wouldn't be alive right now if they did
>>550681186yes
>>550681175You didn't know? Pochi drew this one.
>>550681349sweet summer child...
>>550681315>>>/vt/>>>https://holotower.org/hlgg/catalog.html
>>550681175please continue posting indonesian vtumors with huge tits who want to fuck el condor pasa
>>550681206Imagine fucking gigahag dober
what's so good about SSR Biko? I managed to MLB Kitasan without using my Half Anni ticket and the crystal thing so idk what to do with them
>>550681412I sadly don't keep up with artists beyond what I see on my pixiv feed, for the ones that can be bothered to post, the rest I find out through random /a/ posts.I'm mostly surprised by the fact that one of her characters is in a game, mahjong or not.
>>550681485her high TE makes her worth half a card of everything else while still giving great speed growth
>>55068148520% Training Effectivenesspersonally I feel like creek and finemo still seem like higher priority
>>550681485Biko is literally the ultimate stat stick speed card with +speed and TWENTY PERCENT (20%) training effectivenessthe buhi weapon of choice
>>550681514It was a loooooong time ago. But she's a regular character and not a collab exclusive so you can still get her.
>>550680967Super Creek
>>550671315Now I’m worried that this guy will be forever amongst us. He’ll go back to regular posting in here like nothing ever happened and we would never know…
>>550671315put me in the fucking screencap
>>550681602Very cute and neat, thanks for the heads up!
>>550681657qrd? something about an actual horse fucker?desu freaks like these are why I'm on 4chan
>>550681263Uma pussy is good for you
>>550681657No, the resident horse fucker just waits for a couple months until the jannies lose aggro then he does it again through either baiting a "proof???" or just dumping shit completely unprompted because he's mentally ill and an attention whore.
>>550681737Small clit
>>550681737I rather sniff her ass
>>550681657anyone in this thread could be a horse fuckeryou could be a horse fuckeri could be a horse fucker
If nobody is going to say it, I'll say it: uma ass > uma pussy
>get my ksb from lb1 to mlb>borrow biko>test run on taiki>shit inspos, failed a bunch of trainings>still on a statline I could only fucking dream ofholy shit I feel so digusting
kita time is always the best time
I just want City...
>>550681657You have a dog fucker in the thread and you didn't even know. You will be fine.
>>550681737SNIFFFF
>>550681737hooves
>>550681001I checked a third party archive street and no it didn't. You're still going on about the first one.
>>550681936I think it's worse that we have unapologetic ningen fuckers hereAbsolutely depraved
>First run with my own MLB Kita and LB2 FineI had absolute dog shit rainbow luck, but man was this an enjoyable career!
>>550670762Pulling 400 cards really fills the SR holes. I don't even HAVE anything to use my gold uncap crystal on, guess I'll save it for Light Hello or something. Everything's MLB except Mejiro Ardan and Tosen Jordan. >inb4 explodeMy SSR situation is still the normal f2poor:>mlb kita>3lb creek>3lb biko>1lb finemo>mlb pasaok well the mlb pasa was very lucky, but I'd rather I got those pasas as kitas instead and only dropped 30k instead of 60k, now at 400 carats.
>>550681737perfectly sized umanko for my average dick
>>550681998say sike rn nigga
>>550682056>normal>multiple 3LB+ SSRsanon? that's what we in the business call "extremely lucky"
>>550681931City doesn't want you
blah blah kita blah pasahow many SHAKUR did you guys roll
>>550681998Horse fucker? OkThis is where I draw the line
Hello you retarded poorfag cunts. Now that you have Kitasan Black, have you realized having whale decks doesn't automatically equate to some overpowered 16k rated Uma? You still have to get rainbows. You still have to get good events triggering at the right time. You still need 7-9* parents. You will still get dogshit Umas when you risk doing something like 2 Speed cards. You still need to do about a dozen runs before you get that Uma you all cry and bitch about is unfair whale.Anyways you guys are still retarded. Keep losing those CMs.
>"You won't believe how upset people were when they heard about it," a waitress at Enumclaw's Branding Iron Cafe told me when I visited. The Branding Iron is inside a popular livestock market, the Enumclaw Sales Pavilion, which itself is not far from the barn where Pinyan's desire lead him to his fate. My young waitress has lived in this small town all her life, and she recognized the name James Michael Tait ("I've seen his credit card before"). She also thought that horse sex was gross but not a big deal. "But horse people around here were really pissed. It was like they were ready to kill those guys. 'You just don't fuck horses. It's wrong. It's evil.' That's all I'd hear while serving the tables."https://www.thestranger.com/features/2006/02/23/30811/the-animal-in-you
>>550682056>My SSR situation is still the normal f2poor:>>mlb kita>>3lb creek>>3lb biko>>1lb finemo>>mlb pasanigger, I have MLB Kita and 0 creek, 0 biko, 0 bakushin, 0 rice shower and 1LB fine motion, so shut the fuck up
>>550682241I got my obligatory Shakur out of the way with the free ticket so she didn't show up in my pulls.
he really typed all of that
>>550681879You could never satisfy a mare
>>550682287retard, I just put in mlb KSB and immediately produced an uma my highest roll couldn't even scratch on a lowrollit's amazing how dogshit piggies are when THIS is the amount of power they have access to
>>550682357cope
>>550682402>>550682402>>550682402Bread
Help I don't know what to do here now.
>>550682357show us your high-score uma
with this singular pull, I am become unbricked
>>550682357>has to make up a lie so he can keep blaming whaleslollmao evenpoorfags are so pathetic
>>550682445Get that boy out of your deck and never use her again.
>>550682484dddddddddddddie
>>550682484niiiiice, you got the Rare card for Seeking the Pearl - that one is rare, so you're really lucky
>>550682287so what you're saying isthey have to do the same thing they've already been doing and now their stats will be higher for freeokay
>>550682287somone's getting uppity
>>550682484actually that's a 10-pull
>>550678717I will continue to make fun of people regardless of their skin color or nationality
Goddamn I was working and the thread evolved into a magical thread huh
curren chan my angel
>>550681657You people are so gullible, it's just horse porn he didn't actually do it
>>550682241I paid my Shakur tax on the original Kitasan banner also got two Teios but I've already been marked. This rerun banner gave me guts Ass Wonder and guts Spe. Riko/Rice banner was kind giving me off-banner Bakushin, Dumb Bird, and Oguri Fat. Compared to that, I actually think Kitasan hates me.
>>550680517>>550673120Licking Chrono's umanko until she climaxes
>>550679182I'm rolling for kita and my wife is rolling for dis
>>550673747i started after taurus but i'm at 5 wins, so none of these options fit me
