Previous: >>550670762>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Event: Orchestra in Late AutumnCurrent Rate Up Trainee: Symboli Rudolf 3* [Alt], Gold City 3* [Alt], Tosen Jordan 3*Current Rate Up Support Cards: Curren Chan SSR, Narita Brian SSR, Kitasan Black SSR, El Condor Pasa SSR12/18 - Kitasan Rerun12/24 - Fuji Event12/28 - Scorpio Cup - Tokyo Turf 2000mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Oguri Cap 3* [Cinderella Grey] Inari One (SSR)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd season started weekly airings on 10/5>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma storieshttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/Please don't fuck IRL horses
Teio!
>>550682435I HATE TOKAI TEIO.I SERIOUSLY FUCKING HATE HER.
How does a guy fuck a horse for 9 minutes without the horse kicking back at them
I didn't get anything good today.
>>550682479Rice wouldn't say this
Every day til you like it
this thread will be better
>>550682514No Kita?
This thread will be better
>>550682507Huh
how does one make 30k support points immediatelyI miscalculated and forgot that I still need to upgrade other cards after mlbing KSB
Is Tousen Jordan a trainer lover too?
>>550682586DON'T TELL HIMMOVE ON
>>550682605jupiter cup or the starter pack
>>550682643>jupiter cupeh alright, I doubt I'll high roll the day I get ksbsurely
>>550682507Humans aren't the only organisms to get hornyI'm sure you're aware of how hump happy dogs can be. That happens to both male and female dogs.You know how you can scratch the base of a cat's tail and it gets them all happy?You're sexually stimulating themPervert
>>550682616
im sorry for getting distracted by marvelous sunday's twin sundaysi was not away of your game topgun. god dam your fast. i needed a frontrunner anyways.
>i want to fuck whores>i want to fuck horseElementary mistake. Brain signals just got crossed. It could happen to anyone here, honestly.
>>550682489Cute CBT>>550682561You don't even post this on a daily basis...>he gets directly replied to by the discord schizolmao>>550682569CUTE TINY DICK HAVER!
>>550682604Retard.>>550682605Daily race, transfer your glue, and/or play careers.
>>550682507She loved it
i need a microumanko for my microphallus
Brian LOVE
>>550682721At least add uma in your bait faggot
>>550682402Horses shouldn't dress like that.
>>550682758Well duhIf no one's hating on Teio, then there's no need to remind everyone. All is right in the world.
>>550682850What the fuck is a horse
>>550682779Yeah worth bricking your deck for those hints bro. Good luck.
>>550682507Why would the horse kick a guy who's making sweet love to her? She was obviously enjoying it.
Any particular umas to look for late surger parenting? I want to build Nice Natures.
this thread will not be better
>>550682891
>>550682725>Luna 2 star T2gay listgarbage listfaggotgo awayreeeeeeeee tore-chan is stupid
>>550682725CB...
>>550682891...Here we go again
>>550682891its a dude fucking a mare again
>>550682891here we go again....
>*hides your post without stub*heh kid nothing personnelalso>Want to grind for the event faster>But also want to make actual acesFuck having MLB Kita is overloading my brain
the gap between oinkers and f2pGODs is getting smallerbut oinkers do not possess the willpower to push beyond the limit like f2pCHADs doyou're cooked next CM
>>550682991NO, HARU! SHIELD YOUR VIRGIN EYES!
>>550682910This is a parent run. It absolutely, unironically is.
>>550682581I was rolling for Tosen Jordan
>>550682891>the new pretend horse fucker is not only a reddit spacer but a MACtardI finally see... always new that apple cucks are the most disgusting creatures on this planet
>>550682891Bro stop farming clicks from these redditors they actually believe it's you who's fucking these horses
How are you so knowledgeable with horse pussy
>dude she is le heckin strongest racer, THE gray monster!>*jobs in the race*Cingray's manga is so funny
>>550682891Original horse fucker got banned last thread. So please PLEASE tell me this isn’t your original content… there can’t be more than two in here…
>>550682983I love that "BELIEVE HARDesu"
Hey bwos! Hope your account has licked instead of bricked!
>>550682561Nobody likes skankry
>>550682561Damn brat
>>550682891wheres your hi /uma/ note bwo?
>[-] post>Suddenly the thread is neat and cleanIt really is THAT easy!
>>550682736 ah it got sad ;-;
>>550683189I'm edging my brick in hopes of getting lickedOutlook is not good though
>>550683152it's all the media's fault tbqh
>>550683096Ok well if it's a parent run then fair enough. That looks like you've covered everything for a front runner parent run. Have you considered swapping Tazuna for the Suzuka stamina card?
This is why the japs didn't lewd the honses. I for one never jacked off to an uma, for I believe in the purity of their soul and the majesty of their singular goals
>>550682983I wonder if Japan will ever know how much we love engrish
This guy has been pretending to be fucking horses even before global got released...It's just horse porn, he wouldn't actually do it
>>550683361"We" don't love anything, you do.
is redshift good when inherited for scorp
>>550683421no, he speaks for me
>>550682891This is so disgustingly mesmerizing, why does it twitch like that. Does it actually like it? I can't look away.... it's like a trainwreck of immorality.
>>550682891I reversed searched this one and the one from the last thread and I couldn’t find anything. We got unironic horse fuckers in here who record themselves breeding mares.
>>550682891You already got your bajillion (You)s earlier. It isn't as fun as the first time
>>550683469I mean, a pussy's a pussy
>when you dress like a boy to avoid stares and teasings from ojii-sans and strangers but one day Trainer came out as a homo
>there are actual horsefuckers lurking in my general
>>550683504It's amateur animal porn from that website
is this even legal
>>550683408cool! didnt ask nor care tho!>>550683563>the retarded schmuck keeps giving it attention
>>550683442Only for lates/ends
>>550683512I don’t think it’s the same guy sadly…
Hows the unbrickening going?
>>550683408It's the guy who pretends to be fucking horses in /uma/ then links it to other gacha generals for keks he's been doing it for years whenever he's bored
>>550682891Does it hurt to pee
>>550683585Yeah if you get lucky and snag an inherit of either off a parent and get the other one in careerI wouldn't see why you would specifically aim for that though
>>550683348It would be another facility to click, but that's probably worth it. Or maybe just her R speed since I should get enough stam from Falcon. My brain just went to Tazuna once I realized I didn't need Hishi because I used the hell out of her from around the time I started up until Libra when I had to drop her and Riko for stam supports.
>>550683594I daresay the game awards were a mistake, and it's not just because I got a gold ship using the ticket but rather because it got us this many retarded newfags.
I should of stopped playing deadlock.
>>550683647Got PLENTY of MLB SSRs, Kita MLB and Fine Motion LB2 out of it. A resounding success in my book!
Didnt they up the rates for Kitasan since the first run?
>70 pulls in and I got a copy of Kita, Sweep Tosho SR, Biko Pegasus SSR and that new Narita Brian SSR
How is it bad to fuck Happy Meek?
i got spoiled for tama's career thanks to erauma
>muh thread sanctityjust embrace it retards, we are playing a horsefucker game after all
>>550683647ExcellentGot Jordan in 45 pulls
>>550683763yeah by about +0.25% so 0.5%>0.75%
>>550683697I didn't specifically aim for it, it just happenedI did end up with a spark for the one I inherited though so maybe something can come of it
>>550683563did you really think there wasn't going to be at least 1 or 2 horsefuckers in a game about horsegirls representing irl horses?always assume there is 1 deranged faggot in every community
What does mare pussy feel like
>>550683824makes sense more people are pulling it now
>>550682507Now I’m imagining the first guy fucking the horse and then the mare just kicks the bucket from under him
It's not real until I see him holding a paper with "/uma/" written on it
>>550683802amazingvery jealous, she looks pretty
>>550683647Kita MLB, lots of good SR MLB including Tosho, Cafe, Daisca, two Satono cards, one El, and one trash Gold City
After getting mlb Kitasan, I decided to use my rainbow gem to mlb creek.
>get a singular Kita out of the 30k carats spent>go to use crystal on the card>it only upcaps a singular levelWhat a scam
That's it, its time to destroy /uma/ once and for all
>>550683976retard lmao
>>550683976>it only upcaps a singular levelwhat did you expect
>>550683908Don't call my wife trash
>>550683560I will fuck Cheval Grande
>>550683976what did you think it did retard
>been trying to make groundwork parents for the past 2 fucking days>just slapped my 1LB Falcon in and called it a dayFuck parent farming man
Is it true her fast learner event is guaranteed after hitting 600?>>550683976don't use the crystal yet what the fuck are you doing
>>550683976
>>550683906>inb4 some deranged fuck AIslops that on top of an existing horse fucking video for attention
>>550683976lmaooooooo
>>550683867Are you implying that in other threads with games with normal girls, anons are having sex with...
>>550683908Kita 1LB -> MLBRiko, Palmer -> 1LBPasa 1LBCreek, Grass, stam Seiunwill probably ticket+crystal Finemo to 3LB3LB wit Fuku and MLB stam Rob Roy are the only interesting SRs I got
>>550684025Or what?
>>550684052>>550684016nta, newfriend here, questionso what do you do to "progress" as far as accounts are concerned? especially as a free2play the game seems rather expensive if you "have to" get multiple copys of units.
>>550684008the retardedly brown jannies simply need to do their fucking job for once>>550684041HOLY BASED!>>550684025>used to not care for city from what I've seen>but as usual fan art made me really like this dorky baka
>>550684062Fast Learner is guaranteed once you reach 500 wit BUT the event can pop off randomly even before you reach the wit requirement
>>550684062yeaeven at 500 you have a good chance
>>550683704I guess the only thing that the Suzuka stam card offers you over the R speed is that you're practically guaranteed to get a focus hint (via getting Concentration from completing her event chain). She also gives a massive 55 initial stamina which might make the parent run smoother. You're right though about clicking another training facility. She has 5 TE but that's not really much to offset it.
>>550684151I'll post more City
>>550683867I knew there are definitely some in here but I didn’t think they’d be that open about it
>top earner just put in his 1 week notice Nooooooooooooooo, he’s the only reason half of us can slack the quota
>>550684142@glok is this true
>>550683976may as well reroll at that point bro
>>550683802She's so stupid. It's so hot. She's like a perfect gyaru bimbo. You could tell her to suck your dick and tell her it's stamina training to see how long she can hold her breath and exert herself and she'd agree because you're so smart and she's such a dummy and you're so smart and she just has to do everything that you say and everything will work out like it always has.
>>550684281god bless chronogenesis.net
>>550684162you just play the game daily, participate in events, TT and CM and you build your umas, i don't want to say it in a rude tone but gachas are pretty much that, you level up your account by rolling or worst case scenario getting the freebies from the main story and eventsas a new player you missed a lot but if you can stand the casual experience eventually you'll save enough to roll and get goodies on the side
So, which uma's pussy was it?
>>550684264Be my guest, Gold City is a nice UmaBut her card is trash
>>550684334Yeah he was doing 3x the quota while half of us were doing like 80% of the quota
All the anons replying to me, I am indeed a retard but everyone spoke about saving the crystal with their dear life but it's only worth one uncap? >who are you saving your crystal forFucking nobody bro >>550684062I didn't use it, I'll keep rolling instead
>>550682507horse breeding farms have "specialists" that just prep the mares for breeding
>>550684062>>550684190Interesting I did not know this
Those doing Scorpio rooms, how common is a double front setup?
Taiki Shuttle is unironically the worst character in this game.
>>550683647200 pulls. MlBed my 1LB Kitasan with the voucher. Got at least a 2LB Pasa, a base SSR Golshi, several dupes for SRs I have MLBed. I did however get 3 copies of SR Cafe to MLB it and finished Marvelous Sunday and Halo. Tosho remains at 0LB. Worst of all was a single copy of the foot fetish SSR. That thing is absolute garbage.
>>550684429How do I sign up to be a specialist?
i used both the SSR crystal and ticket on creek to get her to 3LB and won libra
>>550683647Only needed 200 pulls out of the 400+ I had saved. Besides MLB KSB I got >SSR2x SweepRob RoySuper CreekOguriMejiro RyanNice Nature>SRHaven't fully accounted, but I maxed out Rob Roy, Sweep, Bourbon (lol), and I think King and Ardan>>550684225R Suzuka might also push me over 1100 speed, even with all the G1s.>>550684162Right now is a rare opportunity to jumpstart yourself by creating and throwing away accounts until you get one that MLBs Kitasan in one spark. After the banner ends you're right it will be a hell of a slog if you want to participate in PVP.
>>550684162You do dailies for resources (most importantly, pull currency: carats)You join a club that has guys that also play the game (carats and club points but monthly)You go through events (give you welfare cards of different usefulness)You eventually dump carats on specific bannersIf you want to increase the pulls you can gather, the $7 a month pack gets you 20 pulls.Wagies can buy packs every couple months and pull once every day.Whales don't care and just retardmode through everything only to lose regardless.>>549954670 >>549955335 (hero) >>549948364
>>550684162progression in most gacha, including this one, comes from hoarding currency until you can reliably pull good thingsin this game, that means 3LB+ of a support card (60k+ carats on average), or a single copy of a trainee that you likethis isn't an unusual setup in gacha but in the modern age it's slightly more painful than others because there's no compensation for partial progress to the 200 pull pity, and it doesn't carry over between banners
>>550684361thats fair dont worry, math is not rudei am/was just worried progression is "gated" behind just rolling for dupes. then as a f2p just 1 copy of "good skill card" and fuckoff is a valid way to go? or do i need to save up to all in certain banners?
>>550683976wHATIt isn't 5 levels? Glad I didn't have to use mine but FUCK THIS SHIT
you NOW member that the JRA has official breeding supervisors who watch the horses fuck and hand out certificates to show owners they aren't being scammed
>>550684464this but oguri shit
>>550684464This but Reddit Tachyon.
>>550682694>base of a cat's tail and it gets them all happy?>You're sexually stimulating them
>>550684606Glad I'm not the only one who thought this. Shits useless.
>>550684582you need to identify high value card banners and save at least 1 (usually 2) sparks on it. Except for umas, you can single spark umasprogression in general isn't really gated behind rolling dupes. BUT a lot of the game deals with pvp, and you're going to feel the power gap a lot until you have what is called "human rights" setups
>>550684582it depends but some cards seriously needs extra copies to start being good, in my opinion i would save, but also what anons say is extremely useful i went for the most basic explanation >>550684534 >>550684559i don't know what's on the horizon and you may want to save this as a guide, but rerolling is probably the best choice if you want to get a decent uma that will last for what, 6 or 1 year? idunno we're hastened
>>550684423>I am indeed a retard but everyone spoke about saving the crystal with their dear life but it's only worth one uncap?Because 200 pulls gets you a guaranteed card and costs you $400 and the crystal allows you to skip paying that on ANY card even if it just releases - unlike the voucher which is for everything up to it's release.If you were to use things on a 0LB Kitasan then the card is still unusable until you get to 3LB, you can get spooked by her while rolling in other banners -which you are going to- or when getting extra vouchers every couple months.
What LB does fine motion become good at?
>>550684750From what I read, 2/3 is when she becomes a top tier Wit card, 1 is when she starts becoming useful.
>>550684750like, 3? she unlocks her little mood effect that doesn't do much, but it doubles up with the 1 TE she gets every uncap
>>550683647I want to kill myself, that's all
have you paid the SHAKUR tax?
>>5506847502 is usable3 is great4 is super great
>>550684827I wish I had a shakur for spurt parent farming
Are you happy with your new decks?
>>5506847502LB gets the max energy recovery, 3/MLB is a mood bonus, everything else is pretty incremental
>>550684750https://gametora.com/umamusume/compareSSRs get a stat bonus at 1LBSRs get a stat bonus at 4LBThere's some edge cases like MLB R Mihono Bourbon being better than the 3LB SR.
>>550684827Only once. Off a guaranteed SR ticket from the cleat shop.
>>550684865verygetting to borrow biko is ridiculousnever have I been getting 800-1000 speed in senior classic so consistently
is slick surge and nimble navigator enough for scorpio? no need for the gold version?
>>550684865Quite so, yes. Big improvement to what I've had before, to say the least.
>>550684872LB2 is just 4, she gets full 5 at MLB
>>550684865I got groundwork for free before debut. Honestly, I regret not borrowing Falcon even before getting KSB.
>>550684827I paid it before this banner so I was safe but did pay it on the first Kitasan run.I'm using these to keep it from resetting the "has uncaps available" filter.>>550684954True, I'm so used to looking at SR recovery numbers.
>>550684935since you're already gambling, might as well make the gamble worth it by getting the gold version
>>550684865I HAVE THE KITAAAAASAAAAAAANN
>>550684897Does the Mood Effect make that much of a difference?When talking about cards, it seems like everyone always prioritizes Specialty Priority or Training Effectiveness.
>drug-addled hive scum yelling out on the streets below while I play mahjong and grind CM aces in my comfy downtown apartmentAah...
>>550682402>frills on a branded fantasy sports swimwearHot but is this viable in the water?
>>550685102
i fear it will never be as fun again as it was during these two kita banners
>>550685079Mood contributes less than TE/friendship bonus and it's less reliable because you can't always maintain great. It will even amplify the penalty of bad/awful.
Are you unbricked now?
>>550685079Mood effect is minor Rainbows are obsceneTE is like a mini rainbow on whatever it's onStat bonuses are affected by everything else, think of them as facility levels without the extra cost - and they apply as long as the training increases that stat.For instance, just with Wit bourbon + Speed Narita Brian, wit training gives you 9 speed 9 wit because they have 1+2 speed each
What LB does super creek become good at?
>>550685102>mahjongDamn (you) old af gramps
>>550685252I feel like it!
>>550685079Mood effect functionally operates at 20% of its value.Great mood is 20% boost to all trainings. Mood boost of 10% is multiplicative with the actual mood value. So 50% mood boost is really 1.5x, raising it from 20% to 30%, only +10%, 1/5 of the listed gain. Mood effect is still good, especially when you have a card like Riko keeping you at great mood the entire career, but you have to properly weigh it against training effectiveness. 30 mood effect is worth less than 10 training effectiveness. Some cards have like 70 mood effect, that's like 14% training effectiveness. Pretty all right. It's good to have a balance of both since they multiply with each other.
>>550685252I've lost all champion's cup with mlb kitasan and didn't roll anything today though?
I couldn't tell if Uma Stan made any different last CM, so help me out bwos. How is Superstan for Digitan?
>>5506852863. At 1 it's more or less on par with the SRs.
>>550685252relatively speaking I'm more bricked now than I was yesterday because I already had MLB KSB
ATTENTIONThis is a male horse posting.So you like to fuck our women?Ok, well we'll see how YOU like it when male horses such as myself fuck human women.Stay tuned, rape imminent.
>>550685368i'm a super stan for digitan
ATTENTIONI DONT CARE REDDIT SPACERSHUT THE FUCK UP WITH YOUR BLOGS
>>550683647I'm holding wallet chan from unleashing full potentialIt might need to happen though
Satono’s Diamonds
>>550685406Shut up, we saw your kind die last thread
>>550685406what the fuck is a horse
>>550685252Completely.
>>550685390Same
>Take Nimble Navigator on Maya>Set her to Pace or further back>Stops losing racesThe power of 0.2 accel during the last spurt...
isn't guts yeppers pretty good for a card?>decent spec prio>gives playtime's over>10 TE>high initial friendship>only 1 forced energy drain eventI might try a double guts setup since I'm wayyy overcapping speed with 3 spd deck
So now that we are mostly unbricked now. Can we build a nice little christmas cottage with all these bricks now?
if i am picking super/uma stan on digitan should i just get SFV as inherit on her even though i am going late?i want to leverage her affinity with taikior should i just go pace on her
>>550685406What color is your fur? This is important.
>>550685691No.
>>550684675Pervert
Mom said it's my turn to (You) farm now!Are you unbricked yet anons?
>>550685691Nyo this brick is going to sleep
>>550685641pace is perfect for base maya thoughgoing further back makes her ult inconsistent
>>550685695most of the lobbies I've been in have had at least 4 combined pacers and fronts so I don't think a late is ever going to hit SFV in a lobby that they wouldn't otherwise statcheck regardless. But if you're building her as a pace you probably want to grab mcqueen's ult instead of ryans'
>>550685252i'm bricked up for kita
>>550685676>gutsshines later on but not now unless you're making winter runner horses
>>550685752Rudolf would agree tho!
>>550682891That’s a really nice looking cock anon, congrats.
>>550685419Very funny Rudolf bUT THIS IS SERIOUS
>>550685676You forgot the most important part>10 Race Bonus
>>550683647I now have MLB Kitasan, Sweep Tosho, Daiwa Scarlet, Mejiro Ardan and King Halo along with some other MLB SRs I didn't mention so I think I'm doing very good now
post lewd kitasex black in celebration of being unbricked
>>550685838Nuh uh!
>>550685376So using my ticket to get my Creek to LB1 would be slightly better than getting an LB0 Fine Motion? My SR wit cards are actually pretty decent.
>Not a single front runner>S rank Taikis did nothingMust feel bad
>>550685825I mean I'm capping speed really hard so might well gutsmaxx since that's just more speed in general. It's either that or a wit card which I don't think I have anything good for. There's mlb sr dober and lb0 finemo...
Kitasan LB status?
Speaking of bricks, Sweep Tosho makes me bricked up everytime I think about her
>>550685956Yes!
>>550682435
>>550684190>Fast Learner is guaranteed once you reach 500 witAny other buffs like this? Can I guarantee early charming or something?
>>550686057that's a literal juvenile filly you sick fuck
:(
>>550685959Those crystals are pretty rare. I'd hold it for now and plan to roll on Fine Motion's banner.>>550686025Do you not have Marvelous or Tachyon?
Just woke up. Status report /uma/? Are you unbricked?
Soon...
>>550685368just pick it up regardless maybe you will get an awesomesauce parent horse
>>550685928nope
>>550686172tachy is mlb, but her raw stats don't entice me that much. I became TEpilledHer skills are also not that amazing now that we're in unity and you can easily get a bunch of random hints
>>550683469another horsefucker is born
>>550686172It's only the ticket though, not the crystal. I'm holding onto the latter.
>>550685963BRUHG, what a MIGHTY doxx you just did here, not a double V move of you, no cap
>>550685695Every time I've taken Uma stan I shoot up really far forward and then get pace down into Oblivion. I'm convinced it was a gas light and the only way for it to work is if there's an absolutely bonkers runaway suzuka heavily focused on early race skills in the race. Taking the lead plus a groundwork setup plus dodging danger and prudent positioning and the x-the-lead skills + straightaway skills for the extra RNG.
>>550685368more useful this cm because you're picking up so many midleg skills that you have good odds of avoiding pace down mode for longer
>>550686114I’m gonna fuck that filly silly with my willy
i'm simultaneously unbricked and bricked up all because of kita
>>550686305Who exactly I am doxxing here? Puggers don't have any rights or citizenship
>>550686098>favor Teio>MLB'ed Kita in one spark during her 1st bannerGuess the soiboi was onto something
>>550686376Doto wouldn't say this without goofing up, but she'd definitely think this.
I AM NEVER TRAINING AN UMA WITH ZERO SPEED GROWTH EVER AGAIN
Heart hands > Finger hearts
my daring gf
>>550686457just add one speed card bwo
>>550682891Can you please upload in on litter catbox?
>all these niggas claiming to love kitasan but won't roll for her because you can't use her card with her
>>550686064How often do we need to teach you this lesson, old man!?>>550686146>Doggo combined with a ningen rerunSuffering
>>55068645720% speed growth uma>run 2 speed cardseveryone else>run 3 speed cardsit's not that hard bwo
>>550682402Look at that. So beautiful. A work of art. That's the ideal female body.
>>550686109Stupid idea but if you bring an R Sweepy she wont have any other events other than the 2 stray events and one of those is gives charming
>>550686523TRY CAPPING SPEED WITH ONLY 3 ON A ZERO SPEED UMA
>>550686510I hate edging >:(
>a second horsefuckerGood night
>>550685928
>>550686575I've been running 20-30% stam growth umas for the last month and regularly hitting cap or at least >1160 on basically every run with KSB, king halo, and biko/eishin
>>550686575I can do that fine with kita + sweep + halonow that everyone has their own kita it's even easier when you borrow biko
so I heard one of you guys fucked a horse
>>550684062anons are lying, fast learner is pure rng, not even agemasen
Is El Condor’s card good at all?
>>550686509MANT is literally coming out at the same time so it doesn't matter lol
>>550686497NTA but you said this last thread with the other horsefucker anon. Whats the difference between catbox and litterbox
>>550686601Why is there only one banner?
Kita doggy style
>>550685406Special Week...
>>550686649At LB3
>>550685963how are ppl finding lates? i tested ine against decent taiki and s.maru - they never came close to winning. OYL and pump don't seem enough
>>550686742Who likes it best?What do I run it with?
Why did they stop releasing characters with the same body type as Silence Suzuka or Mejiro Mcqueen...
>>550686634it was an anon using a stolen video
>>550686782it's umamusume, not umamusuko
>>550686787Where’s the original then?
>>550686780That I don't know anon. I only know on what LB cards are good at
>>550686473it just looks like the money rub to me but guess the cultural difference of course
>>550684716Can you kindly tell me up until what uma card can we redeem in Jp server with these?
>>550686861>artist known for his porn>cant make porn for umatragic
>>550686782Are you retarded?>Eishin Flash (Summer)
>>550686509Only reason not to roll for Kita is not planning to do any fronts.
>>550686918oh you clueless anon
I wish I was an uma… how would you train me if I was your uma, anon? Like Meek.
>>550686782Bro your Stay Gold?
>>550686957nonstop sex
>>550686957like the link above
>>550686787did you recognize it from somewhere else?
>>550686634It’s two now. I know there’s definitely some hidden ones in here, but luckily for our sake and mental wellbeing they know how to keep it a secret
>>550686957Well MANT is coming up so drink this bitter juice and get ready to run 33 graded races
literally me when I see Spefatty
>>550686782true, I NEED a tall flattie
>>550686779Just win reddit Cafe, just winRyan ult is for retards, stack more velocity skills together with OYL and SFV
Post finish line ults
>>550686779I've given up and instead I'm loading up cafe on enough pace sparks to hit A and praying for good midrace skill hints from explosions
>>550686956I don't double check every single artists fanbox, anon. I just check what I see on the tin (booru/pixiv). IF there is porn or more lewd things by him, all the better, means I need to do some furry panda searching.
Oh great, the "Ryan inherit is bad" guy is back again.
me when filly
>>550687083Unless he can prove it was from somewhere else then it means there’s certified horsefuckers in here recording their breeding sessions and sharing it. Which is the funnier option imo.
>>550687245ryan inherit is bad because I don't like training ryan and no one likes (affinity) ryan
>>550687002>>550687024Torena… my stamina is at max already…
>>550687245not inheriting anything from uglies tho
>>550687248I’m glad /uma/ is here with you guys in it. I said that I wanted to fuck Nishino Flower and Top Gun on Twitter and I got shit from the Uma community there…
>>550687245>he thinks is one guyretard
>>550685612
>>550687347Time to train your guts next
>>550685963>>550687143do you have uzbekistan on her?or the gold version?
My new rolling plans are done, I regret impulse rolling on wedding and sky banners. I could've sparked 4 times if I didn't do that.>>550687460First, it's you
>>550687528What's even coming up that's noteworthy, card wise I mean? Fine Motion, Creek rerun, and what else that's a "must have" of sorts?
>>550687245all me
O as in Ou as in King btw
I hate TeioI hate Rice VillainI hate piggiesI hate kitasan black
>>550687143post your otaku. I wanted to run cafe but like shes a decent build, okay skills, med S - but taiki and s.maru are just fuckin' GONE once SFV and A&S proc.Yes i know this cafe isn't amazing but thought she'd be at least easy A finals. After seeing taiki and SM in practice tho? nop.>>550687219biggest thing that sucks about that is her best strength for med is the LS gold.
my wife is so close...
>>550687612Maruzensky.
>>550687612if you don't have two sparks for (and have been baited into rolling for) fuku, you're exclusively rolling on trainees for the next six months
>>550687617
>>550687518
straight descent is useless for scorpio right?
In honor of Jordan being playable I will get myself a burger tomorrow
>>550687612either fuku speed or NTR speed, finemo, then nothing interesting until tachyon speed/light hello and summer maru speed a little afte that banner
>>550687815yes
>>550686693nothing, other than litterbox is temporary and catbox is permanent(unless the sv is fucked)
Skipping Maruzen speed
forever my kingu
>>550687428Anon, when you visit the musky toxic waste of the Internet, you shouldn't be surprised you run into walking abortions. It makes this place look a lot less worse.
>>550686693My ISP sometimes wont let me open catbox, litter is always working
>>550687617Me in the back right
>>550687957Yeah no shit those are the most child-like umas.
>>550687636bakushin isn't that big
Now that I am truly UNBRICKED (TM), what should I spark next? Top Road and Fuku are out of the question tho.
give me a scorpio team from this lineupTaikiboth marusstink neichadaiwamaya (base)ope (maybe?)
>>550687945sucks my dick then kisses me after swallowing
>>550688090that's after she birthed several of my children
>>550688121maybe 200 on finemo, other than that if you're not pulling fuku or top road, you build up at least 60-90k for tachyon and light hello at the start of grand live
Is it possible to aim for a spark for Tamamo starting from now? I used all my 30k carats for MLB
>>550688121I ain't helping you
>>550688090she will be after I give her 3 fillies
Has anyone used Unruffled or Indomitable (Haru Urara's recoveries) on a front runner? Were they reliable?
>>550687935
Pulsating Mayano pussy
>>550688213if you're getting passed as a front runner you've already lost
nice lobby
>>550682891is the same one?
>>550688179Yeah I am almost at 70k carats again and my only goals for 2026 are Inari (uma) and getting Tachyon speed. I suppose I just hold after the all uma banner.
>>550688298I plan on running two front runners. My assumption is that they'll pass each other back and forth a few times.
>>550688352>all die and create an ungodly wall
have the umas sweating always been a thing?
>me when i get the catbox link to the mare pussy
>>550686779The one advantage Lates have over Pace this CM is their final corner skill. Prepared to pass/speedstar only lasts for 3.6s and has random activation, meaning there's only a 3.6 second window that can overlap the start of their spurt for carryover. 27% chance.Late surger's rising dragon requires passing someone, but it's 6 second duration means if you pass anybody on the final corner before late race begins, you will get that carryover speed.So One strategy for late surger is to stack corner skills and pass skills. If you get lucky and proc professor of curvature, medium corners, late surger corners, and that speed boost is enough to get you to pass someone, you can proc it's on and rising dragon at the same time and have potentially a ridiculous amount of carryover speed. This could be really possible on Gold ship. Her unique should last all the way up through the start of the final corner. That huge speed could give you the pass that you need. Or on a different thread, if all of your speed skills let you pass into 6th place, Manhattan cafes unique could be another 35 carryover. Libra cup showed me the power of carryover speed. My rice shower had straightaway adept Pace straightaways and long straightaways. My Cafe had her unique and long straightaways. A lot of the time they didn't proc no stopping me or any other acceleration skills, and just had carryover, and that was all it took to win.Every oguri is already going to have .25 carryover from her unique + boosted accel. If you want to beat beat X oguri, every single skill you give your Uma should be able to activate on the final corner, and may the corneriest Uma win.
Is Narita Brian's card worth going beyond 2LB? I didn't get any good speed SRs from the Kitasan banner and I have no idea if we need to save club points for the future story cards
Stop posting Kita pits and tits
Alright
>>5506886433lb is when she's at mostly max power and mlb is the secret tech to farm her friendship via hints
>>550688643You want it at LB3 and I have been using it in tandem with my Kitasan for good results.
>>550688516Yes. Same with their expression on finish line depending on their amount of stamina left
>mfw the horsefucker meme is actually realI share a general with these people
>>550688629BASED
>>550687720>Nothing but Uma for the next six monthsHonestly can't wait, been a while that I got to roll for an uma I like (Brian)>>550687846So pretty much Fine Motion for the most part, even if only to get my LB2 MLBd.Thanks anyons!
I fuck horses technicallymy gf was born in the year of the horse
scorpio cup scrimmage91131084bring your buhiest umas
>>550687687I like you
>>550688843Stupid inu.
>>550687965Just save both links and use a free vpn so you can see both the videos. Simple.
>>550687198the classic
>>550688867explode
I want to touch uraras butt
anyone have the picture of mayano going :O
>>550689031
>MLB my 1LB Kitasan>use ticket and crystal to 3LB SC>Use event MLB SSR>borrow another MLB SSR>hehe my Umas are finally going to be so much stronger>3 careers>only 2 out of the 12 SSRs finish their chainsIs this how the whales play, what the fuck?
>>550685406nice try kitasan you won't do shit
haru is PURE and would never do things like in those videos
>mfw the horsefucker meme is actually realI share a general with these people :D
>>550687198
>>550689106when those event chains actually finish everyone else loses though
>>550686901the newest card I see is from 2023-07
>>550688957do NOT bully the doggo!
>>550689106>year of the horsejust highroll and finish the chains you actually need
Nakayama is DUMB
>>550689161THE STRONGEST
>>550689137is that...?
>>550689154>>550689202It's for TT. I need them all
>>550688901late surger gameagain 79440961
Parents runs are so much better when you have your own MLB Kita.
>>550689202oops didn't mean to greentext that
HASHIRE HASHIRE UMA MUSUME
>no head on>lvl 4 ultglue
>>550689031the choking one?
>>550688375Nah, other anon was white, and I’m assuming recorded his breeding session on his android, plus he got banned. This anon is brown and recorded himself from his iPhone.
Does anyone have the pic of Mayano getting railed?
>>550684582The reason everyone's going crazy of Kita card is it's probably the longest lasting generically strongest they release. A speed card that directly powercreeps it isn't coming out until early 2027. Even then it's still pretty good and useable for quite some time after.Saving up and going all in on strong banners like it is the best way to get the best value out of your carats as f2p. Doing so also fills out your MLB SR cards, many of which are generically pretty strong
>>550688619dragons only 3s and youd have to use awful bamboo power. I was thinking tamano power tho its pretty good but itd be gamble.
do i let her bunny hop bros
Tsukiatte hoshi naa
>>550689314
>>550689375now give me the one where she's uncomfortably looking at her phone
>>550688867I'm a dragon
Finally got the ticket with her. The only non-cow uma I love.>>550689498juicy click, please tell me it worked out...
>>550689280last of the night59284529
>>550683469Regardless if the original stolen video or not I'm desensitized, I'm just wondering if the mare was sedated or something because he didn't get kicked at all, because that's a solid 10 minutes, skipped a lot but never saw a kick
>>550689354whatre you doing for recov?
>>550689542Cute zoomer!
>>550689589
>>550682891Not to sound gay, but I really like the way your cock looks anon
>>550689597me too buddy>>550689641nta but some whites are fine
>>550689641corner recovery and standard distance
>>550689660whenever i see that one i think its the director at first...
>>550689375thanks bwo
>>550688901>buhiest umas>no S ranks winningthese are FAKE piggies
>>550688375This one's a fraud or anons are saying
>>550688973Doesnt work can some anon kindly post those 2 videos here?https://litterbox.catbox.moe/
surely you won't end up with Hydrate this time, right anon/
>>550689280>>550689609post her skills please
79964264scorp
>>550689660smooch
>>550689818Fuck off fed.
>in a MILE cm, it was impossible for an oonige suzuka to keep up and they always gassed out>suddenly, in a MEDIUM cm, runaway suzukas are winning rooms with 950 stamina and no recoveriesthis game makes absolutely no fucking sense
>>550689921who's that ugly whore on the left? makes the blandball on the right look pretty
>>550689925retard
FUCK it I'll take it
>>550689921They're making mares too pretty bwos... this is propaganda...
Is there a fucking way to follow this piggie's borrowed parent?
It's kind of sad how /v/ actually has better threads than here, whenever meidos arent nuking it anywayI saw quite a few okay posts/questions get ignored, people probably too busy taking about fucking real horses or blogposting
>>550689884
TOSEN JORDAN IS SO CUTE
>>550689609Guess this one is not happening, we are going public, sorry single Doto registered nonny>>550689864>>550687729
>>550689921
>>550690042/v/ has pretty good threads but they're really inconsistent and slow. I go there when the SEA sloppers wake up.
>>550690034try using chronogenesis and see if you can find the parent there
Who gave this boy such a slutty racing silk?
>>550690042What is the quality of their jiggies though
>>550690032what propaganda?
>>550689634The simplest explanation is the horse enjoyed it. Sex feels good for animals too and the horsefucker was being much gentler than a stallion would.>>550689969Boohoo fedboy won't get his Christmas bonus because he's too retarded to groom anyone into committing a crime. Go cry to Baphomet about it.
>>550682891I actually nearly threw up from the first second. What the fuck.
>>550690215man wtf are you even talking about retard
I'm going to make a mistake again
>>550690160I'm trying but the site sucks. Uma global db is better but I dont know if its updated.
>>550689945People mistook oonige's weak midrace velocity multiplier for them gassing out. In mile you were overtaking badly built suzukas not because she gassed out but because she couldn't abuse Unrestrained like on this track.
>>550690042nice spacingbut questions can be easily missed without provacative and/or thought inducing images attached at times.
>>550689818Try logging onto your phone, download a vpn from the playstore, and then play the links from there
>>550690042It's not like that just doesn't happen on /v/ though. It's pretty damn late, so the odds of catching someone who's trained a gutsmaxxed Daiwa Scarlet and knows the answer to >>550688213 is kind of slim.
>>550690042When threads go this fast it's just obvious some posts will be ignored.
I'm going to do it.
>>550682891I thought it looked pretty coolnice penis shape, Good pussy grip, decent movement and rhythm. Clear angles, cleanly shaven
I told you, if a mare could "learn" how to fuck her favorite human, especially if it's a guy, that mare definitely WOULD, but luckily, horses don't know human biology
>>550689945ironically because they're running so far out in front, they require less stam/recoveries than lates and paces because they're guaranteed to be out of range of mystifying murmur and all-seeing eyes
>>550690076really hope i luckshit tam. Have a thing for kansai
>>550689818>can't work out how to bypass isp blocks>can't afford a vpn>going to all this effort for literal horse pornthe absolute state of some anons
>>550690409you can't be out of range of murmur
>>550690271Ruining gold citys modeling career with irresponsible unprotected umapyoi... unless?
>>550690215Wasn’t there supposed a horsefucker anon here that gave tips on how to get a mare to orgasm, and also that human cocks feel better than a regular stallion or something? Or am I thinking of another board?
>>550690416if you can't luckshit her you can always swipe during the anniversary
>>550690112
>>550690520that was a screencap of a post from another board reposted here
>>550690368My POV T u T
>>550682891Anyone has the previous catbox link?
Why does she waste so many hats?
>>550690368nyo...
>>550690042There's nothing wrong with bumping a question or asking both boards if someone is ignoring you, the few times I visit the /v/ threads I can agree that they are pretty excellent but they do have some pretty major flaws (like the 500 post limit and all the trolls that spam scat) There's no shame in posting on both or asking again to make sure you're heard, it doesn't diminish the other.
I felt like I needed an extra dosage of Brian in my dreams so I read her story again. She's such a puppy girl....
uma dominates the big belly tag, feels good
Brian is... cute?
>>550690637it's hard work being stylish
Any time I see a tokai teio or smart falcon they are always CRACKEDNot that they always win, but I mean the uma is always S rank (or very close) with fantastic skills, fans of those two are built different
>>550690621This anon posted the archive to the previous link last thread >>550676826
>>550689206based goombler
>>550688213No they're not, if your front has been passed by more than 2 uma, she's fucking dead, that's the rule of fronts
>>550690712Verily. She's the cutest in the world!
>>550690756yeah i dont really know what it is but i feel like ive never had a low roll smart falcon
They reached their funding goals!https://x.com/i/status/2001909381332603143
>>550690582What up, stinky Falco?>>550690190Me, it makes me horny.
>>550690827The wooly stallion
>>550690827:3
>>550690827yay!
>>550690784That's hot
>>550690827>$630k for a retired old horse and it's buddieThe internet can be a fun place sometimes
>>550690814any uma with spd/power growths in the current state of the game are just cheat codesFalco, oguri, grass, vodka, all of them can end up absurdly strong even on an average run
>>550690042>whenever meidos arent nuking it anywayThat's the thing. I want a thread to be available the time I'm available. Not wait until a meido's off-duty so I can post with anons
>>550690034Easily found. But why do you want Unity Cup sparks? I think you're valuing those white sparks a bit too much.
>>550690661that's sweet>>550690812she's been hoarding all the FemTrainer art...
>>550690548indeed, im a greedy trainer through. I will only swipe on guaranteed shit tho, never 10 rolls. So many umas coming up that I want. I still would like Fuji and Hishi a lot. I want dober, xo guri, xo biwa, fine motion, tam, sakura, v.bourb since i dont have reg bourb
>>550691047>common race 2holy brick
>>550690042>that spacingi wonder who is behind this post>/v/ has better thread quality1. slow as fuck (doesnt have to be a bad thing)2. at WHAT time of day, when the website is dead as fuck cuz EUfags and Mutts are asleep?
What's this horse fucking meme
>unrestrained is apparently crazy good this CM>only way to get it is the suzuka speed card that very few people rolled for>been borrowing SSR riko for all of unity cupH-how bad is MLB R riko? I love frontrunners but I'm worried not getting that skill is a brick...
>>550690042I usually try my best to answer questions about the game or CM but the problem is I haven't even started yet with CM7 so I can't give advices yet and I don't know anything about front runners
You guys weren't kidding when you said>Having your own Kita is like playing a whole different gameMessed up the second summer and lost 2 unity matches and it still produced something a non-kita high roll would have given me. Crazy the difference 2 dupes can make.
>>550691121if it's real it's not a meme
*blocks your path*your response?
>>550691134MLB R Riko == 0LB SSR Riko, which is perfectly usable.
>>550691153what the fuck is that debuff
>>550691134>unrestrained is apparently crazy good this CMyou got gaslit, that move is weak, stick with your current setup
>>550691153eh, confirmation bias. You wont feel the same when she disappears to guts all of senior year while your 30% SR is doing all the heavy lifting
>>550690827I know it should be a cute image but it's making me sad. It's like seeing the cruel passage of time
>>550691153Why didn't you pay for her nails
>>550690931Yeah, the plaps getting more powerful and deeper at 1:50 and onward for the rest of the video was really hot. Umazing even.
>>550691153A bit of confirmation bias nglOne day you'll get a run where she doesn't cooperate at all and you'll want to rape her for being such a little bitch
>>550691229>>550691134ehh unrestrained sounds like reliable NSM for the front (assuming they are actually front) - should be quite good this course indeed.
>>550691252Death awaits for all of us. At least Doto can spend his retirment years in peace.
>>550691085good luck bwo im praying i luckshit dober xguri and tama so i can get vbourbon but ive been too lucky lately and i feel like cygames will force me to spark for one of them
>>550691064That specific artist in the filename has drawn the most F!Trainer/Brian that I've managed to find so far. Really nice art style too.
>>550691356it wont be usable on anyone that isn't suzukayou're better off with SFV+A&S
>>550691252Don’t jinx it like that one retard did when he made a YouTube short about Urara being old but healthy and then she died a few hours after it was posted…
orange
>>550691221Decreases speed by 40 on firm conditions.
>>550691253 >>550691221I thought it was going to go away after some amount of time like Sweep's ailment. It is just -40 speed, was barely noticeable. Besides I sold her to some sketchy guy for some blue pieces already. His problem now!>>550691231 >>550691281I've been borrowing her for 4+ months. I already know she can fuck off without doing speed training. The point is that now my entire run isn't resting on whether or not my borrow card cooperates.
>>550689137Smelly old man
Does Redshift work for FR in this CM?
Apparently https://gametora.com/umamusume/race-scheduler/recommend-characters is screwed up. Anyone have the Fuchu race as an objective for the quest?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKzqJzEuTEA
>>550691468wife tier uma
>>550691383>sfv on frontthat makes no sense.SFV only fires greater or equal than 3rd place. A&S fires basically immediately when late race starts because youre in the final corner.Im curious wtf your logic is for unrestrained not working
>>550691564Only for Maru herself
we love f!trainer x uma here
>>550691608any runaway is always going to take unrestrained, buying it on a non runaway means you're gambling on one not being in your lobby
>>550691121he didn't have an /uma/ timestamp so its okay.
>>550691426Colic can get any horse at any age, their digestive tracts are an evolutionary nightmare
Gyaru Love
>>550689161Thank you
>>550691621that one pic of Rice shower shoving her face on her trainer's breasts has been proving to be very useful this harsh winter
>>550691616Is this because of duration?If I have both OG and S.Maru who should I use?
>>550686957We're gonna be camping Stamina for the next few turns because that's where the unity training is.
>>550691578I wonder if they fixed Spe's bone models in the recent animations for JPShe looks retarded in the ones we have in global, but in jp, she looks erotically cute. You know, like those cute girls the get molested by old men in trains? Yeah that
>>550691684Gold City best girl
>>550691608there are 3 permutations of lobbies that can happen1. 1 suzuka in lobby2. 2 suzuka in lobby3. 0 suzuka in lobbylet's assume, to keep things simple, you're running 2 frontsif you run into 1 and 2, unrestrained is a 360sp brickif you take sfv + a&s, sfv covers 1 AND 2 assuming there's 2 other frontrunners in the lobby and a&s covers 3
>>550691725Toreina, what the fuck are you yapping about
>>550691653if a runaway is still in first theyre gonna cockblock you outta a&s anyway. Feel like youd be better off going sfv+nsm if you're betting on oonigs always being there. I don't think you can win that way unless are sizably ahead of everyone but ive never even encountered oonig since release
>>550691603True
>>550691684Gyaru sex
>>550691869The cutest
Trick Spechan into sex....
>>550691908mine on the right
>>550691712>Is this because of duration?yeppers>If I have both OG and S.Maru who should I use?I feel like OG Maru is more stable since she just needs to be on the top 5
>>550691684I want to be raped by Gold City
>>550691935>he thinks spe is the one being tricked
If it's a pretty derby, why does Air Shakur exist?
https://x.com/nyoronyoropyon/status/2001909381332603143
>>550691934
>>550691995Because of African singer known as two pack or something
>>550691982I guess her mum realls wants grandkids huh?
>>550691857>I’ve never encountered oonig since releaseYou’re like one of those people who win CMs full of A rank horses that didn’t hit the statcap. One day your luck will end and you will be down here in the mud with the rest of us.
>>550691908What a time to be an oji-san
>>550691995It's like having bad cards, where if every card was good, none of them are.
>>550691356>unrestrained only procs if you're firstfuck I'm dumbthanks anon
>>550691935Do not take advantage of your daughterwife
>>550692060And other things fuku says in bed...
>>550691980City would do this btwShe'd rape her trainer and blame it on him for being hopelessly horny(he wasn't horny)
>>550691857>Feel like youd be better off going sfv+nsm if you're betting on oonigs always being therethen you lose if there isn't an oonigsfv+a&s is just there to cover your tracks in all situations. If your midgame is good, you should win anyway unless some demon taiki has snuck into the lobby
>>550691995Air Shakur is hot
>>550692139Don't tell anyone this, but I agree with you.
>>550692113Never question the crystal ball. Shiraoki-sama knows best!
>>550692003Damn, I wish Doto spooked me, she's such a cutie.
>>550691995i think shakur is cute...
How much stamina do I need if I only take a white recovery?
>>550692212Rolling for Tosen Jordan I got 3 Dotos. I like Doto but come on girl
>>550692258giwtwm
>>550692081lol no. I had 60% WR in virgo A against A+ and S. I didn't see a single front in libra and cy punished my 75% WR by matchmaking with the biggest and sweatiest metawhale ive ever seen
>>550692221!!!
>>550692221a miko fuku woulda been nice
>>550692126The mid game is why I bet on Falco. But she needs a final spurt skill or two despite that. Is Pasa’s good for scropboplio cup?
>>550691980Gold City can we get married first
there are like 150 girls in the game, get your own
>>550691857>but ive never even encountered oonig since releaseYou don't play cm. They were everywhere in Virgo. They all lost, but they were everywhere.
when finemo card?
They are at it again!
>>550692126fair enough i get your covering bases logic. My thought tho is your chances of winning with *just* one of those is gonna be a bad rate. Fronts handicapped speed means all other positions will just fly past if you can't hit A&S or two other accels
I AM NEVER CLICKING A CATBOX LINK AGAINWHAT THE FUCK
>>550692408late february/early march
>>550692397nta but I only saw chariot bignigs
>>550692472Making a sex tape with Teio
>>550692397february>>550692336it's pretty bad, go with bourbon
>>550692397I'm 4-2 in cm A finals tyvm.
Massive Creeks by official cingray animator (gaijin though)
>>550692393>ywn be an umanon trained by torenanonWe could be like Aoi and Meek…
>>550692541Bourbon’s ult actually does something this time? Fuck. What a time to be alive.
>when the finemo banner comes, I won't need it now feels so fucking good
>>550692572Veins. nice
>>550692589sorry anon i'm a male torena.
>>550692101I need her daughter to marry, so you better start procreating Spe
good for cm7?
>>550692572Breast sweat
do you guys think he was closing his eyes and thinking of an uma musume?
I don't understand hereShooting activate on 3rd and 4th position right? Why he said 2nd?
>>550692676spurt is bad, its delayed by a lot
>>550692676Your Kitasan MLB?
>>550683782>erauTL;DR? planning to download but rudolf's heavy career is eh...
>>550691982sauce?
>>550692676I'd consider R Riko and borrow Rice
>>550692712>anon you will need 2000, hell even 3000 stamina in Medium CM for runaway suzukado you guys always gaslight me on everything?
>>550692712
>>550692712Wait nevermind I think I get it now.>No other runnaway in room, your runaway take angling and win>Another runaway in the room, both take 1st and 2nd and double KO, your two FRs (if won midrace) took 3rd and 4th position for shooting proc.
REEEEE FIX CONTROLLER SUPPORT NOOOWWWW CYGAY
Do I really need a gold recovery for this track pace style? I meet 2 Taiki with 800 STA without gold recovery in the CM Lobby
stop fucking the horses irl
>>550692876yes, this is the basis for the SFV+A&S conversation that was happening earlier
>>550692783teriyakipage 67https://e-hentai.org/g/3353493/2faa1109cc/
>Taiki with 700+ wit enters race with 10 pacers and 4 fronts>Proceeds to lose wit rolls and slides to the 10th pacer position, 14th overall, looking indistinguishable from a pace chaser who late started>Gets blocked by mob uma at the endyeahi believe thatsure
>>550692589i volunteer
>>550691467someone translate this onegai
>>550693036the little one is asking what umapyoi is
I got a 800 wit 800 power rudolf just yesterday and she does nothing special, performs about as good as my libra golshi. Am I supposed to get 1200 power instead of this wit fuckery?
>>550692918Oh yeah? You and what team?
>>550692918someone has to start making the uma musumes real
I'm so tired of this garbagegood skill discountsmedium Sdogshit speed rainbows would be good, but instead no rainbows at all, multiple runs in a row
Is nice nature good enough at 2lb?
>>550693239yeppers
>>550693220skill issue
99.9% sure that the answer is LB3 Kitasan's account, but just in case, which of these two accounts would you keep? I only got LB2 in the other, but many more SSRs, and by many more I just mean I got a MLB of one. Dunno how good anything that isn't Kitasan is though
>>550693156Mareman...
>>550692704It'd make a lot more sense to think of a centaur.
I really want to run digitan for scorpio (and every cm) but lates are not great on medium...Can she do a job as pace?
>>550693276Left Go do 200 pulls for MLB
>>550693130Stats are a gaslight anon. If Cygenerous hates you enough your 1200/1200/1200/1200/1200 Uma will lose to an 1000/800/600/400/300 Uma with skills for the wrong running style.
>>550693307she can job spectacularly as a pace!
>>550693220click the spirit bomb retardyou will be raped by turf queens otherwise
just nutted to the happy meek picture i have no regrets
>>550693276On your left.
>>550692962Thats a whole lot of baby making sex
>>550693374
>>550693406he doesn't have wit neicha RETARD
Can mcqueen carryover on this track?
>>550693368I just... see improvements when speed goes up, when stamina goes up, when power goes up... meanwhile I can have a literal 800 wit uma and she loses to witlets
>550671315>not JTRHNBRmaxxingngmi
>>550693471I’ve not been able to borrow cards for aces until now and am just now learning that Neicha gives OYL. Thanks bwo.
I hope you guys aren't horsing around too hard in here haha
>reddit tachyon
>>550692730I’ll choose skill points>>550692741lvl 40 atm, hope I get one before kita leaves>>550692797my R Riko is lvl 20, bro I didn’t get another copy from the 100 free pulls and after pulling 200 for KB
MLB wit neicha didn't finish her chain in any of my borrows yesterdy...
>>550693512You need to respect the big 3. You'll lose if you dont even with 1200 wit
my first s rank is some random bullshit
>>550693559why did you brick your account for mlb sweep tosho though?
which uma WOULD have leaked sex tapes??
>>550693596if your stamina is higher than your speed, power or wit, you fucked up
>>550693553>king gaylo
Rate my fit.
>>550692905Oh so it wasn't just me, good to know
>>550693639they're all children, it wouldnt be called a sex tape
Best stam card for stat stick?
>>550693639curren
>can consistently recreate thisshould have used my crystal on riko.....
>>550693596Bakushin, Bakushin, and Bakushin?
>>550693702strong build
>>550693692So... everyone fucked up with their witlet long umas? Now thats a good gaslight
sugar lights is also fine
>>550693639I hear Duramete has breeding videos leaked.
>>550693639vivlos with older men probably
>>550693769crippled horse wife...
>>550693726creekthen dia
>>550693762>>550693692Long races suck because Stamina doesn't have any good cards so you have to invest everything into stam
>>550693605career scoring irritates the fuck outta me. how is that S but this is a whole 2k! less. just silly.
>>550693596this is my uma btw. How much did I fuck it up? The skills aren't best but that's what I got
I should NOT have went back to read the two threads i missed while asleepor this one
>>550693692>>550693762wit jap was le correct??
>>550693639dunno about umabut i hear you can get creep shots of trainer on umachan
>>550693774god I wish Admire Groove was real
>>550693852
raising medium aces is so fucking easy bros
THE ALMOND EYE CHILD BIRTH VIDEOS
>>550693739>burning $400 meme crystal on a card that will stop being as good in 2 months
>>550693935the longer the races the worse it is to raise umas for them
>>550693852rare pairing
>>550693907>>550693852Mister cock and balls and sunscreen
>doing a random scorpio room>goldship runs to first for freeWhat the fuck get out of here
>>55069374812 1/4 Bakushins back to back are the same thing as 3 full Bakushins. An Uma Bakushinpede, if you will.
>>550692797I sank 400 pulls into Kita and got her MLB and Creek MLB. I luckshitted into 3LB Biko, MLB Pasa, and a 1lb Finemo (for uncapping later). I also have all 36 SSR's and 33 of them are mlb now. So my deck isn't bad despite not having many good SSR's, but the essentials are there, and because I have mlb R Riko, I can now borrow any card I feel like. I don't really mean this to be a brag, because in order to do it, I have been blowing all my carats on supoka since I started playing. I did about 10 pulls on umas and luckshitted Oguri + Falco, then chose Maruzensky with my selector ticket because I'm a huge Maruzenskyfag, but I have not pulled on anything since late August except blowing 1500 carats on card banner 10-pulls as soon as I earned that much. I started saving for Kita after blowing the October reset gibs, and now have just 400 carats. I have 19 umas, 16 of them are the free ones, and only 4 of those are 3* now. This is a long way of saying the grass looks a bit greener on the other side. Sure I'm about to nail S rank as soon as I get better parents, but I don't have any umas. Does anyone have the opposite experience? Luckshit into a large uma stable but have a pretty shitty deck?
>>550693972Ruby and CB actually interact a lot in game because they share a sire irl (Tosho Boy)
>>550693872Thats pretty gud, personally I wouldnt go beyond 600/650 wit on non fronts tho. Thats my med Flash, got a bit unlucky with the skills.
>>550693972
>>550694080I'm not trying to get high wit, it's just what happens when I use my new MLB Finemo and MLB wit nature borrow after sparking kitasan 2 times
everyone acts as though loser Umas would become wageslaves when in reality they'd be highly sought after workers due to having an extreme tolerance to manual labor and a prestigious degree from Tracen Academy. They would be overrepresented in leadership positoons and many of them would be mid level celebrities, not to mention their own stuntmen in movies. Special Chud isn't gonna be a walmart cashier, she's gonna be your district manager
Bringing this Nice Nature to CM test rooms and people are calling me a whale, I don't get it
I guess the game compensated the 1 spark MLB Riko, by torturing me with 1 kita copy from the 400 pulls...
>>550694227i don't get it either, doesn't everyone look like this?
>>550694186>highly sought after workers due to having an extreme tolerance to manual laboryes>They would be overrepresented in leadership positoonsno
She'll have to do for now, I need to work on my other aces
>>550693394did i miss something
>>550694167Thats pretty sweet man. I dont know your deck, but I'd change Finemo for another speed or power card to not clog up your deck with too many SSR chain events.
if i'm running triple ace 2 fronts 1 late with kimono city, s.maru, and suzuka, is it smarter to go oonigger or front for suzuka?
>>550694307what is the point of creating a big nigger just to gas out and die?
>>550694245everyone thats not a boss is lifting boxes and filling in multiple roles at once. An uma that doesn't bitch when lifting 150 pounds and running across the store in 1 minute is getting promoted just to stay there
>tissues
>>550694186I'm still caught up on that idea one anon had of loser NPC umas at love hotels and for compensated dating
>>550694227>>550694240My danchou isn't that fat... or is he??
>>550694359S. Maru? Regular Suzu so she doesn't cuck S. Maru out of angling
>>550694401im not gonna run angling on s.maru, im gonna run a bunch of midgame accels
>>550694360Ooniges don't gas out unless another Oonige is in the lobby fighting for their positionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHrPhMaLevsSuzuka will win a lobby if there are no other suzukas
>>550694073>>550694093thank you for the meal
>>550694441Then go oonige and get a shitton of corner skills on Maru, McQueen's ult would be great for speed carry over, if you're feeling brave you can use triple 7 as the only recovery skill to basically emulate XOguri's unique (without the accel)
>tfw finally figured out how the new captcha workshaven't been able to post for days properly because of that
>>550694604retard bro...
>>550694604Hahahahahahaha!
>>550694604
>>550693629started playing around her banner, I needed cards
Zenno owes me vaginal sex
eheheheh my MLB kitasan and sweepy are so cute next to each other...
>>550694661sex with this creature
>Didn't look at the track to know where the downhill was, so wasted points on Descent when I could have bought Pulse or something else insteadlmao that's one way to brick my run, never got Head-On which I also would have preferred, but I think this power is lacking anyway. Still, I don't dislike this skill set too much, but I feel a better roll in the next few days.
>>550694443you can gas out in literally any style, what are you talking about
Twin Turbo when
>>550694604i hope you finish grade school soon bwo
>>550694787spechan... trainer uma relations are forbidden........
guys how do i properly build a oonig Suzuka? No gaslight pls
>>550694443maybe I'll try that. I ran big nig Susie in Virgo, and she never gassed out, but she very, very rarely won, Pacers and laters are just better than fronts. Stats were pic related
>>550694823The guidelines are just a suggestion
So this is the power of MLB Kita
>>550694661she's so cute bros
>>550694823Are you really telling the face of the franchise to stop what is umagiven right?
>>550694845Bourbon Wit has Taking the Lead which is a .4 acceleration for anyone that's in front in the final segment, it's super powerful on Suzuka
>>550694841Taking the Lead Groundwork Unrestrained and as many Midrace Skills that you can buy as possible. 800~ Stamina and 400-500 Guts so she doesn't gas out.
>>550694771>Shares a banner with Mr. CBT on November 12, 2026Not soon enough.
>>550694987Sooner than I thought. It will be worth the wait.
>>550694942the problem is bourbon wit gives abysmal stats. It does at least boost energy recovery though.
>>550694841Get a good balance of stamina and power inheritance. Suzuka has shit affinity with most umas so you're up a creek there, because you want>A/S>Red Shift (don't know if it's good for Scorpio, haven't checked)and then you want 800ish stam with 1-2 golds, max speed, as close to max power as you can get, and 700-800 wit. Oh, and you want to run lots of optional races because you need>Concentration>Unrestrained>all the front runner skills (Early Lead, Leader's Pride etc) to cement that lead, otherwise the other umas will just eat up the distance and pass you. Making front runners is the hardest strat for f2poorfags, I think. Much, much easier to throw every accel and velocity on a Vodka and have her howl past everyone at Mach 10.
Finally rerolled enough to actually get LB3 Kitasan. Took me literal hours while I watched anime.My account that I got a single career with Bakushin is gone. It didn’t pull a single KitasanWhat horse should I start with that isn’t Bakushin since I already did her? Scarlet? The game seems to really want me to use Scarlet.t. extreme newfag
https://youtu.be/dI6kApHSnxA
Hm, next time invite me to coffee first and take things slower.
>>550695095Red shift is good on Maru herself, but doesn't do a whole lot when inherited. Mcqueen's unique is better.
Super Lucky Orange
>>550695114the one you want to fuck the most!
>>550695114who did you get with your free selector
Is this a good enough Evil Nature?
>>550694942uh, you know taking only fires at the beginning right...?
>>550695114what horses did you have? Which one did you choose with your 3* selector? Metafag options include Maruzensky and Oguri, or just pick your favorite. I really like Mayano Top Gun career, give it a try. It's not easy mode like Bakushin, but it's' tons of fun planning for long races.
twin turbo probably gives the meanest head no other uma can compete with the suction and speed
>>550694987Is Mister Cock and Balls good?
>>550695214double circle late surger savvy feels mandatory with how front heavy this CM is
>>550695247Good morning saar!
>>550695114Matikanefukukitaru
>>550695179which mcqueen? original or anime edition?I have both, what the fuck
https://catbox.moe/c/i9zpzgwe FUCK cafelike SEXcum in her pussybreedmake her pregnant
>>550695340
>>550695340you are brown
>>550694841Suzu realistically only needs groundwork+taking the lead for early game, since runaway and concentration count for groundwork already. You're statline is 1200/800+/700+/500+/800+. Suzuka Aces are not the hardest to make, but know that she won't win a lot, even with amazing everything. If there's another Suzuka in the game, she just dies 99% of the time. On the flip side, if you manage to get 1200 stam and 2 gold recoveries, she can just outright win due to how the game works when 2 runaways are together. Very difficult to pull off and Low Wit just isn't an option with front runner.
>>550695340My fellow Brahmin
>>550682694what if I'm gonna do it anyway cause their tails shoot up weirdly
>>550695192*loses the coin flip**dies*
>>550695340Please dont tell me this is the 3rd horse sex video
>>550695340And then, months later, the shadow baby emerges. And it eats the world (but in a friendly and cute way)
>>550695202I don’t know which one I want to fuck. Rice Shower is cute I guess.>>550695208>>550695229I didn’t pick a horse yet. I just kept rerolling until I got Kitasan LB3 like the anons said. Now I have it, and I’m lost. I have the 5 starting uma
>>550695293Yes, she's the best end closer until her own alt and orfevre
>>550695440Thats life.
>>550682694Wait, was I being a weirdo when I spank cats because they like it?
>>550695303If only Agnes Tachyon would proc her fucking event and give me Late Surger
>>550695440The purest essence of horse racing
We have people in this thread who- Can't divide 2000 by 400- Can't solve 90 IQ captchaUmazing
>>550695465They are all good characters except Gold Ship, who mostly makes up for that by being funny and charismatic. Some (King Halo) have harder careers than others do. Just pick whoever looks cool to you
OG mcqueen.
I really shouldn't complain because I got >4 kitas >2 pasas>1 finemoplus some others in 200 pulls, but now I've done 300 pulls )counting the free 100)and have one (1) copy of R Riko. If I could just get her R MLB'd, it would free up my slot. goddamnit Does anyone just say "Fuck you" to pal cards in Aoharu?
>my alt account that's only been collecting Carats since right after the first Kitasan banner (did 0 Careers on it) rolled MLB Kitasan in 200 pulls (4 copies + pity)>already got too invested in my main account to bother with the alt nowWell, shit.
>>550695091whales use it, you will too
building umas? red shift? angling and scheming? fuck that neigha we putting oguri as pace chaser and gambling!
>Indians wake up>Immediately start posting loli porn
>>550695505Guts wonder SSR is guaranteed to give you late surger savvy bwo...
>>550695549Somehow I don't think that's the McQueen the Japanese horsery had in mind when they were coming up with names
>>550695591its fucking 5pm here
>>550695591it's like midday at worst in indialand now
>>550695583Pace Chasers use SfV
https://files.catbox.moe/r31wn4.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/uqs08i.mp4
>>550695553>Does anyone just say "Fuck you" to pal cards in Aoharu?You can but you will lose out on the mega benefits her dates have to counter random mood downs which are a big source of consistency. Even her SSR gives a shit skill so if you are playing for high rolls 6 umas is fine
Glad I did NOT roll for Cafe.
>mp4I'm not opening that shit
https://files.catbox.moe/uwgw6u.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/8k6jmr.png
cafefags??? what is this???>u-u-umm uhh ahh its a f-falseflag
>>550695642>>550695646These posts stink
Bros what the fuck did I just download
>>550695591not cool dude, they moved to canada they're called canadians now
https://files.catbox.moe/clgkz3.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/vhau49.png
>>550695796Canadian porn takes too long to type
>>550695465>rerolled to Kita 3LBdamn that's impressive. But very smart, you'll be glad you did that>which of the 5 to runUhhh.....you have Vodka Daiwa, Bakushin, Gold Ship and Haru, iirc?Gold Ship's career is probably the easiest, but she can be a bit frustrating. Vodka is easy to train, but fights a juiced-up Daiwa in her career (which can be exciting or annoying), and same goes for Scarlet. I'd say start with Vodka or Golshi. Daiwa Scarlet is also fun, but her training bonuses suck (20% growth is a bad bonus) which makes training her frustrating.
>>550695508Wait, if double digit IQers can't solve captcha, how can they post here?
>>550695796I got bad news for youThey're everywhere
https://files.catbox.moe/ycfguc.jpeg
Even Tickezo is trying to make me pull for Jordan...
>>550695315Regular Mcqueen. And in a fun twist, Regular Maruzensky performs better this CM as a pace chaser.
>>550695856I'm merely pretending to be retarded
>>550695927You should she is so cute
>>550695961away, tranny
The absolute fucking state of Manhattan Cafe torenas
>>550695707does it need to be Riko? I've got MLB Aoi, and I agree the mood downs are fucking annoying. I should collate how much stamina Riko gives you and see how worth it is to always borrow her. 80% of the time I never finish more than half her event chain anyway.
>>550695752It's an unstable tulpa manifested from the collective cafefag urge to fuck cafe. I can't prove it but I know it's true
>>550695961Nyooooo I'm saving for the all um banner
>>550694659How the fuck do you have MLB creek then?
>>550695927based Tickezo chad
>>550696036finishing her chain gives more stamina and skill points at the end. I tend to burn through it instead of resting since it takes away from witmaxxing.
>>550695937>10 sparks to get her to Pace Chaser>plus she has shite affinity with everyoneI won't have Maru until February, but even if I did, I doubt I'd do that.
>>550696065It's okay you'll only have to spend 4500 carats (probably)
how would a guts clicker deck look lke for next cm? 3 guts 2 wit riko?
>>550695508Isn't it great.
>>550696036Aoi will still work fine if you have her SR at MLB, but Riko is scenario linked and probably stronger. Aoi only recovers energy every other date IIRC while Riko gets it every date + stamina and guts on some. But yes I agree I have had runs where I just don't get many if any mood downs and then question why I didn't bring an extra wit card.
>>550693874Tick tock for the Rice Shower sex tape drop
>only in one ten pull>meanwhile, I couldn't even luck into mummy creekwhy doesn't cygames not want to give me for you umas?all the SSRs I pulled the last few banners were:>Rudolf>City>Bourbon>Big headwhat the fuck cygames? why won't you lete have a harem of umas who are horny for their torenas?
>>550696125I'm probably going to do sacrificial Suzu and an ass wonder debuffer supporting my curren pace ace. Will it win? No idea.
>>550696263These two...
Wait is guts good now? I just finished rebuilding my TT team
>>550696349since the patch, yes
>>550696263
>>550696239yeah I'm thinking of the totals. If using mlb SSR Riko gives you 200 stamina, it's probably worth it. If she's giving you less than 100 stamina, ehh, not so much. >t.doesn't want to do the math
>>550696349it's still the worst of the 5 stats, but it's definitely not something to ignore too much
>>550696349800 guts 1000 something speed is where it starts to get funky compared to normal capped speed umas
why does it hurtwhen i pee
>>550696293Punishment for calling 3* trainees SSRs.
Forgive me /uma/I spent
>>550696428you're right, my bad, kinda mixed it up bc kitasan is still in my headbut still, no for you umas whatsoever
>>550696409chiyono...
I'm not gonna retain this week... gonna be the first time since july...
>>550696440>I spentThat was always the deal with Tosen Jordan
New KB owners, how you feeling about your pulls? I'm still on the fence about rolling. Been getting to finals without her but that might change after today
>>550696440>oshii forgive you, for you are pure of sin
>>550696368>>550696402>>550696408I'm still just building 1200 speed / strength or 1000/1200/800. Am I retarded?
>>550696440Damage report?
>>550696568.... are you a masochist?what's so good about jordan besides her innaye sluttiness as a gyaru?
Breaking News: Tracen now allows Uma abuseThey don't complain about executive races in JP anymore.....
I fell in love with Dantsu Flame after watching https://youtu.be/UecBwW3CsO4 about 2000 times and now I have to fucking wait like 3 years til I can roll for her
>>550695465Rice is indeed cute BUT she can be a bit hard for starters since she has to go against McQueen and Creek during Long races. It took me weeks to beat it as a newb. You don't have to use the ticket right away, get a feel for the game as well as some legacies (your umas can give you stats for the next ones) and then make your choice
>>550696691Proper retribution for all the trainer rape
>>550696527>>550696568I feel so dirty doing this but I'm glad I got her>>550696610$180, all from digital store
>>550696631Jordan isn't a slut.
>>550696707i love dantsu for her lewd body
>>550696546Feels good to borrow something else, only took me 10k to grab the two I needed.>I'm still on the fence about pullingif you need SR cards you pull, if you skip the banner and still need cards then though fucking luck. Go do some daily pulls while you decide.>Been getting to finals without her but that might change after todayYes, if everyone but you performs better then the PVP aspect will be harder.
would sex with jordan make you a dumb fuck or her a dumb fuck
>>550695465Listen to this guy >>550696714. Get a feel for the game, see where your playing style lies. then use your ticket accordingly. I used mine on Suzuka and never looked back.
>>550696834Yes
Why don't I have a single copy of creek after thousand pulls?
So close… Is there a worse pink than pace chaser? Dirt?
>>550696440That's based keep it up bro
>>550696809yes, me too
>>550696905Mummy or regular?
Is Jordan a queen of spades considering her personality and name?
>>550696263The strongest…
>>550696409For me it's worse, I'm starting to feel my dick gets sensitive when I sit down for long, like there's some pressure at the base. Can't believe I will have to schedule a doctor over this, because I literally don't know what the fuck is going on, I haven't even jerked off in a while. It's getting in the way of my fan runs, gotdemnit!11
>>550696981Without doubt
>>550696953Support
>>550696546I suffered for ~5 months with perma Kita borrow slot. Pulled zero Kitas/Satonos and had to pity her back then.Got her 4 copies in 100 pulls today. I still have 50k carats left. Immediately used crystal/voucher to up Creek to 3LB.Feels fucking fantastic. My first shitty TT run with Kita and MLB Finemo borrow still mogged everything I put for weeks before. I'm actually free to do whatever the fuck I want now.
>>550697009Do you ride horses? There's some disease you can get that makes it so you can't get hard anymore if you suffer an injury to your taint. Horse riding is a big risk factor.
>>550696263>>550696990The cutes
>>550697009Clogged bloodflow you dummy, you're fat and lack exercise right.
honse
This is the sexiest horse to ever live.
Everyone talks shit about Maru or Seeking the asylumn, but Palmer looks like a cool mom
>>550697082>I suffered for ~5 months with perma Kita borrow slot.You were supposed to use this time getting used to playing without Kita. Then, when you replace one of your shitty speed cards with Kita your rates would truly jump up.
>>550697198Why do you use reddit speak?
>>550697090Nah I'm actually scared of IRL horses...>>550697174Can the opposite be a factor (I'm trying not to be underweight). The lack of exercise part is true though
I want to be kicked in the balls by an Uma!
Aren't maryzensky and pearl the same character? I have never seen them in a same scene which is suspicious
>>550697276No, but there are other factor that can clog your bloodflow, just go visit doctor to be sure. It's true that clogged bloodflow to lower body can make you feel pain near the crotch/penis though.
>>550697223I need this pair ASAP. Tits and tummy.
>>550697276It could be anything, a mild UTI or prostate cancer or just some random unidentifiable transient problem that will go away forever tomorrow and never develop into anything more. You just gotta get it checked out probably
>>550696546I saved up 60k carats only just to get 1 copy of kitasan and handful of other useless SSRs. Sure I got a usable 3LB kita now but man I'm devastated. I hoped for for AT LEAST MLB and get some nice spooks along the way but fuck me
>>550697379>doesn't have 3 star gold shipflee before they groom you
>>550697379>I have never seen them in a same sceneBro Golshi has a training scene where she gets raped by both of them
>>550697264honse eepy
>>550697223I just realised her eyes are super fucked up in that pic but to be fair I wasn't focused on her eyes.
>>550696409You should visit a doctor. I recently had some inflammation in my bladder and was peeing blood/pus, and it fucking sucked. I thought I could soldier through it for a few days and it will go away. Nope. My ass cheeks looked like a disaster after all the injections they went through.If I went sooner, it would've been easier.
>>550697394post SSRs
>>550696546I got LB3 with 30k + 10 tickets and daily rollI was in despair because the 2 copies came at the end and hard to grab pity. I got a bunch of SRs I already got, not a single kingu either.
>>550696707hang in there bro (the uma I want isn't even playable yet in jp)
>>550697384>>550697393I see. I remember feeling this like two years ago, then did a bunch of exams for nothing and I'm still salty I wasted all that money and that doctors saw my micropenis without there being a need. But if it persists guess I'll have no choice but to do it again. Oh, and uma musume: pretty derby
>>550697490What were you expecting man, were the medical bills that bad?
>>550696981the fuck does that mean?
>try wit gaming with 2 wit cards (and 3spd + riko)>end up lacking in both stam and pow
I am honestly surprised how many players can willingly save up 20,000+ carats for times like these. I always end up spending mineI wish I didn't love 95% of the horses in this game... ;_;
>>550697579That she is a black hole for black penises
>>550697490Hmmm there's no blood or pus thankfully but not being able to spot anything weird is making me feel more paranoid
>>550697639>I am honestly surprised how many players can willingly save up 20,000+ carats for times like these.You are spiritually female and your brain gets obliterated by the new banner animation when you launch the game.
>>550697639Just don't be a slut then.
>>550697539Yeah doctors suck and the money part sucks. It's all gambling, just like in the horse game. May Shiraoki bless your plumbing
>>550697641Forget I asked and I hope those two jump into a blender
>>550697493>Ines Fujin (1LB now)>Yaeno Muteki (1LB now, I've been using for parent farming and it's usable at 0LB as far as I'm concerned)>King Halo power (1LB now, read above)>Pasa (MLB, I started with 2LB so I got 2 copies but who fucking cares)>Satono Diamond (1LB now, bitch thinks it's the first banner)
>>550697639Planning ahead is kind of fun in this game. Making the most of every carat is an addiction though
>>550697639>I wish I didn't love 95% of the horses in this game... ;_;That's why you were supposed to practice carat retention until the all spark banner...
>>550696580nah not really, it's still the least impactful but it does something now.
>>550697568I'm a dumbfuck, that's why. Consultation, tests and examination were free, I just had to buy some cheapo shots myself and haul my ass to clinic each day.
>>550697778Grim.
>>550697639What a filthy slut
>>550697778Fuck you you lucky piece of shit I went 180pulls without a single ssr
>>550697939>>550697939>>550697939move
I like being a slut
>>550697778Rough.Yaeno is great for parent farming and while I absolutely wouldn't recommend anyone to actually get their own copy, MLB is absolutely divine for that hint level 4.
>>550696409Fun fact, when you are low on blood your piss turns into a dangerous brown that starts turning red 2 days when left inside of a plastic bottle
>>550698032It really is nice to get super-discounted hints outta nowhere from somebody like Gold Ship, even if you maybe would prefer some other card overall
>>550698041I keep telling Rice to stop biting me but she won't listen.
>>550698012Wrong thread Tasen Jordan
