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Teio!
Super Orange
I accidentally swollow toothpaste and now my throat feels bad
>>550697939>Please fuck IRL horsesNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
So is the all Uma banner ackshually good but my parasocial boyfriends said it's a scam??
>>550697939>Please fuck IRL horsesWhat the fuck is a horse
>>550698119>but my parasocial boyfriends said it's a scam??I dont help your kind
How will you balance fan grinding for your Danchou and spending time with your family and friends for Christmas?
life on the line, etc
Surely it will be enoughSurely nothing bad will happen
>200>3 el pasa>1 kitaYou could say I really took an El this gacha
Sakura Chiyono OI am saving for Sakura Chiyono OI want to fuck a dog in the ass
>>550698186We need more posters like you>>550698201Everyone that isn't botting or autistic (human bot) will go down in rank, and that's fine.
GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
>>550698119It's a scam but if you skipped out on rolling for Uma banners you wanted you already got fucked and have to roll the all uma banner.
>>550698257Do it bro, theres nothing worth pulling until Air Shakur
Good? Bad?
>>550698265She is indeed a cute
Should I use my 30k paid carats that I only intended to use for daily pulls for my last kita copy? I'm not thinking rationally right now
>>550698186>>550698284How am I supposed to think for myself?
>>550698315AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I've been smashing eggs against a wall but are these even the stats I should look for?For some reason I keep training guts instead of raw stamina.
>>550698201I haven't spent Christmas with my family in 20 years
contracting mare pussy...
>>550698341>False landing>No golden green>No Dist S
>>550698201My club doesn't even consistently hit their quota, so I'm not gonna sweat my quota this monthIf danchou has an issue with that, then he can fuck right off for all I care
>>550698364Well, yes and no.
>>550698341The long CM is over
tamamo’s so close i can fuarking feel it
>>550698201i will play it on my phone ;3 maybe even show it to them
>>550698341Bro you dont need swinging maestro after reaching 1k stamina on a 2000m raceWTF are you doing
>>550698376You do WIT training, idiot.
y'know it fucked up that Seiun Sky lost the japanese derby specifically in the triple crown race just because king halo was having a melty episode. Seiun Sky was the fastest horse (satsuki sho win) and the strongest (kikua sho win) but was never the luckiest (japanese derby)
>>550698396from my xp may be better to abandon pump this cm and go with SFV
>>550698341power too lowwit too lowno medium Sstamina too highhomestretch haste is badglue
is tosen jordan for you?
Does blackeddotcom exist in umaverse and why is Jordan a subscriber?
>>550698543really? I thought SFV would only be good on Taiki but I guess with slick surge I can queue into SFV...
Any JP vets know why they say that Tamamo is hard to build?
>>550698590Lov ehm
Teio a cute!
I lost 40k for One copy....
>>550698615She's not for (You)She is for me, though
>>550698201I will lock myself up in my room pretending to sleep in until noon when in fact I woke up at 5am to do fan runs. I already spent the money I'd set aside for Christmas gifts on the half anni carat packs.
Why did they make Golshi canonically a rapist he's a ladies man who heavily invests in the aftersex.
H-Hey Trainer its December haha maybe you should spend the month with a certain Uma that is Christmas themes haha just a suggestion though
>>550698654sorry to hear that rabiartistbwo, i saw your result earlier when kita was released but everyone ignored you. hope you get a better result next time
>>550698674Only if you have sub-saharan African ancestry though
>>550698530Maybe we should make a frontrunner KingHalo to cuck frontrunners
>>550698654That doesn't divide by 30k...
>>550698615She's far too stupid to understand something complex like trainee-trainer love, but she thinks you're a genius, and she knows she's a big idiot dummy, so just tell her what you want her to do and she'll do it knowing you know best with that big brain of yours.
Gonna drop some techniques on Jordan that will leave her gagging
i tried witgaming for the first time but my stam and power is shit (3spd 2wit riko + stam inherit)the fuck do you do when unity trainings refuse to show up on wit? i rather just rest in that casei think i am better off using a stam card and inheriting power instead (3spd 1stam 1wit riko)
>>550698749You're rightLet me see what Teio's up to
>>550698817Meek a cute
Can someone post the Jordan comic with her holding your hand at the beach then getting embarrassed later on asking what are WE going to do?
>>550698654>wasting carats on a f2p card
It's been 12 hours. Any good crashouts?
>>550698201I've already hit the quota
>>550698878>the fuck do you do when unity trainings refuse to show up on wit?I pop balls on other trainings or train spd OR anywhere riko lands her fat ass on
>>550698621ive not done extensive testing but can tell you my oyl+pump cafe hasn't been able to even podium in a dozen races
>>550698781I'm black where it counts: my credit is terrible
>>550698878>the fuck do you do when unity trainings refuse to show up on wit?you're supposed to pop them on stamina and power because that's the only way you're getting those stats, silly
>9 minutes of horsefucking/uma/....you're better than this
>>550698939What are the chances they release the SSR Ticket shop early?
>>550693762Cross-replying because I thought it was interesting. Despite anons acknowledging the fact that whoever procced NSM + spurt won, they still insisted on investing into more power instead of wit. The amount of anons that seethed because their opponents procced NSM while theirs didn't during finals day was notable.
>>5506989949 minutes is impressive for some of us alright
>>550698951You have to dig around
>>550698817I needed 2 copies...
>>550698978that makes sense, her ult will fuck up pump positioning, I avoided it for Libra cup for this reason, Cafe in specific can't use pump in CM but other late/end umas may be able to use it
>>550699062This was me during her first banner
>>550698201Going to hit the mines this weekend
>>550698998We'll have to see how dead the game becomes during MANT and Grandlive and forced to do so to acquire interest back to this game.Remember sometime during those 2 event is where Ananta is scheduled to be released, the game that garnered alot of interest.
soon
180pulls without a single ssr of any kind. Do I have the most cursed account?
>>550699146tamamo is a kind uma
>>550699062babby's first gacha experience had me sympathetic until he posted he can't dump because of xogurinow I just laugh
>>550699175Yes. Delete it and start all over
>>550699062wtf is fate's forecast?
>>550699141>Remember sometime during those 2 event is where Ananta is scheduled to be released, the game that garnered alot of interest.I've never even heard of this.
>>550699221It's that spiderman GTA mihomo shit
>>550699219apparently it's fuku's wit sr
>>550698969>>550698987no im talking about regular trainings not bombsi understand that wit rainbows + unity trainings on wit is le good because you unity train and regain energy at the same timebut if there are no unity trainings and only wit rainbows do you go for it or just rest?
>>550699219Probably the card's perk like how Gold City's is [Run(My)Way]
Ehhh
>>550699262No wonder, I don't play or follow chinkslop
57k carats + 40 tickets -> 3 Kitasan, 7 Pasa and a bunch of singles including Fine Motion, Falkek, Nature and Shakur...
>>550699117Unless if you can push midlegs out the ass, I imagine you still have to bring Pump in case you run into frontline heavy teams
>>550699301>no unity trainingswell it's either wit rainbow or riko stall
>>550699208the face of the kindest hors
Hey Trainer do you know where my friend went? Hey how come you look like you are having your dick sucked?
>>550699435The face of an uma that would suck me dry without a care in the world...
>>550699141>winner of the "least original game" awardit's interesting because it looks like a shiny 3d anime game, but the direction looks dire
Aiiiieeeeee
>>550698508you will regret your words and deeds when you lose a match to six perfect debuffers
ricco quasimodo
>>550699141>AnantaOnly because of the movement clips. Zoomers will pick that shit up and drop it within a week. It's no Skate 4.
>>550699553in which case you win anyway because they've all witmaxxed with 800 speed and power
>>550697939Jesus christ you people really are zoophiles
>>550699117i have a rudolf with pump too that didnt go so well. Taiki and A&S are real strong. I did meet a /uma/ princess that somehow managed to cling to the inner rail and beat maru though
Kita havers are playing on easy mode this whole time holy shit. My last three runs are S ranks after never having done so before.
>>550699553Only retard trainers use debuffers during Unity Cup with everyones guts not sub 250 anymore and is easily reaching 400
Sorry it's a doggy dog world out here Trainer! And you are about ti be eaten!
400 pulls1 kita5 elcondor1 nishino1 creek1 tosen jordan guts1 tickezo guts1 bakushin1 golshiWas this bad luck?
>>550699141The character designs look like soulless slop
>>550699662yea
>>550699141>MANT >GrandliveI'm not ready for shop slop...
>>550699662It was something
>>550697939I DON'T WANT TO FUCK HORSE PUSSY. I DO NOT LIKE THE LOOK OF HORSE PUSSY.
>200 pulls on first Kita banner, had to pity for one copy>200 pulls on rerun banner, 1 spook, 1 pity>Other SSRs that decided to show up last night>1 Regular Tamano>1 Halloween Tamano>1 King Halo>1 Mejiro Palmer>1 SEKAI SAIKOU WA>1 Cap as in peak>1 Rice showerWhat’s the play here? I have 53k carrots left, SSR selector and gem. I still don’t have my own super creek and FM is at 2LB. I was considering using the ticket on Creek and gem to push Kita to 3LB, as I don’t really feel like rolling more on this banner.
>>550699469she's asking for it
>>550699662You are ready for MANT
>>550699703kinda just looks like normal ningen pussy with more lips
>>550699653haha, oh no
>>550699062Honestly, would have quit Uma ages ago if not for /uma/ and your premium advice/cope. There is zero fucking chance I would've been smart enough on my own to plan my carat spending and abstain for months without impulse rolling on random banners.
>>550699778https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlK4N32Qkl4
>>550698817I want to train Happy Meek
>>550699662both good and bad really. the >power cards are bad japanese retardation has been proven irrevocably FALSE as people use power cards every friggin CM cuz we're not retarded. So, yeah. Take some solace there.
Does Bignig Suzuka need Medium S?
>>550699761Please don't make me want to do lewd things with Tama...
Give me a good uma wallpaper for my phone first reply I will use it for the next month
I think I'm going to run gutsmaxxed umas in Scorpio.
>unity cup>no unity trainingsI don't get it
>>550699719since you have rice, id just live without creek personally. Selector kita or evne just leave her at 3lb. selector FM. hold the stone or stone FM.
>>550699905
>>550699701I-it's not too bad I swear, I still mlb'd kita with pities... It's just that now I am broke
This is lucky right?I mean it has a 50% chance of being Kitasan. I think I will stop for today and try tomorrow's seed. I only have 21k Carats so I can't even guarantee a pity.
>>550699847I only use power cards on sprint and miles
>>550699980>can't even guarantee a pityWHEN WILL YOU LEARNWHENWILLYOULEARN
>>550698978relax is fucking shit. if you're depending on it, your spurt will be delayed until it activates. it's only purpose is insulating against NN's late-race debuff.don't buy straightaways for a map whose spurt starts on a corner.buy more corner skills, especially final corner skills. corners = carryover speed. there's a LOT of final corner uniques to try to inherit as well. 4 work for rear/midpack and 6 work for frontpack.
>>550699719Take a small break day break and don't think hard about it.My take is: Do another 200 pulls, hope you get lucky and save the gem for other cards that don't have banners yet. Stay focused and get Kitasan to MLB via the gacha so you don't lose resources.
>>550700019Cygames is so greedy people have to choose between uma enjoyment vs competitive in CMs TT.Its sad where the system is designed to have 3LB for the cards to be actually usable
>>550699653haha, oh dear
>>550700005then youre dumb or have whale freedom cuz meta deck for libra was stacking hishi+someone
Someone that can tell me what's the post of the horsefucker? I want to check if it's real.
>>550699495Mambro...
>>550700027NTA but I always just throw Rudolph's ult on all my end/lates.
>>550700156I used 4 speed 1 kitasan and 3 SR speed 1 creek 1 0lb riko
>>55069998025% chance actually. 50% chance is for either kita or pasa
>>550700197No
>hishi>narita>agnesWHICH ONE RETARD
>>550700019SOMEBODY GAVE ME HELL FOR THIS BEFORE ABOUT DOTO OR HISHI AKEBONO AND MY ANSWER IS THE SAME AS THEN! I CAN'T MAKE STACKS OF CARATS BEFORE THE BANNERS GET HERE
Umas that would suck horse cock given the chance?
anybody else feel kinda empty now with this kitasan banner? I had almost 50k carats saved up and now they're all gone and it really doesn't feel good...
>200 pulls>2 Kitasan>3 El Condor >One Tickezo from the Maruzensky eventRate please.
>>550699653haha, spare me please
Armored Core 6 or reRE4?It's steam sale and I need to distract myself off this bad luck of a banner
>>550700250for me it's air
Please fuck in-game horses
>>550699974nice
>>550700250For me it's Mejiro, my favorite umamusume.
>>550700250for me, it's city
>>550700156>He/SheLmao who the fuck uses that shitty card
>>550700358DO NOT LEWD TICKEZO
Which SR wit card is the best? I have Marvelous, Fukukitaru, Tachyon and Daiwa Scarlett, Nice Nature maxed.
>>550700320Ace Combat 8 (you will have to wait until next year)
>>550700371cute
I GOT HER
>>550700371Hell yeah brother.
>>550700250everyone knows which onenot their fault your shitty secondary honse isn't who immediately pops into people's minds first
>>550700440It's already wishlisted, little slut
>>550700027straightaways is a decent gamble for the final when mass discount. i get your corner spam, and is that really a thing @relax? it can delay your spurt?
good morning /uma/
HOLY
>>550700425How? You can't do that when her boobs are that big. Why did they even give her boobs so massive? She was mogging Maruzensky, a milf archetype, in her own swimsuit event.
>>550700434Daiwa Marvelous should be
>>550700480let's fucking go
>>550700371the cutest hors
>>550700425Tickezo has quite possibly the lewdest outfit in the game right now (swimsuits don't count).
>>550700289Find the next big card to fawn over, F.M rerun is coming soon
Does it make any sense to play fronts now that I am unbricked? I don't have suzuker
>>550700247Useless horsefuckers, I've found it anyway >>550671315
>>550700528>>550700552STOP STOP STOP!
>>550700239grats? if you looked at most S umas posted, it was 3spd+2pwr+riko
>>550700487If jews call people goyim, how would umas call people?
>>550699958Yea, I had considered this actually. Rice for swinging, though she is at 0lb...>>550700091Fair advice, thanks. I'll see how some runs play out and decide before the banner expires.
>>550700514what site is this?
>>550700434Disregarding their hints and events I'd say Agnes > Sunday = Fuku > Daiwa > NN
>>550700552her first outfit is just a fucking mess, it looks terrible
>>550700425>doesn't win DAHBY>rapes you to feel better>new dream is to rape you during the next DAHBY
For doing Taiki Shuttle's career, whats the best optional race to take to hit the 70k fan requirement?
Bros what do boobs feel like?
>>550700605That soGlad I only manage to beat out 1 S rank Cafe yesterday.
>>550700595What's wrong anon, about to bust?>>550700626ni*ge* (human)
>>550699141Does MANT become the new parent scenario?
>>550700540>MarvelousShe never gives me fucking Tail held high!
>>550700669even if I knew you wouldn't believe me
>>550700413real witlet aintcha
>>550700649you should have medium this CM so probably dahby. If not running the futures or yasuda kinen usually works for me. God forbid you could even run the dirt G1 at the end of classic too if you're strapped
>>550700552>>550700648is she only one who races with (almost) nothing but a bra? lewd.>>550700669bags of sand
>>550700569I really have to stop being so easy to click these links without fully reading posts
>>550700648>>550700704NOOOOOO!
When, in /uma/'s infinite wisdom, it is it worth using your own 0LB brick of a gold skill support to borrow an upgrade to one of your SRs? I've stuck by "never" but also haven't experimented much.
>>550700765Gold City does the bra thing, more or less
>>550700780Take the umanko pill.
>>550700646Wtf
>>550700643shockingly game8, even tho i despise that pos in general
Tickezo doesn't have a Hidden event? Didn't find anything and nothing triggers even if i win every G1 race i Can find.
Carrot Pudding, like Urara suggested.
>>550700810depends on the cards, as always. Usually no I'd say, lb 0 SSRs don't seem to work most of the time. LB1 maybe
She should always reach the 70k if you win all your g1 races and maybe 1 optional g1
Yappy Yeppers, like Yeppers suggested.
>>550698615
>>550700863
>>550699662>400 pulls, 12 SSRs with half of them on banner>my 200 pulls were an absolute low roll of 3 SSRs, with one Kitasan, Guts Grass Wonder, and Guts SpeNah, I got you beat.
>>550700568Even before MLB Kitasan it was doable, just gotta do the mandatory parent run for GW sparks every CM. Regular Maru is the safest front to play since she can rely on her own ult if there's a Suzuka in the way
hooo boy
>>550700863check gametorah
Dotonations surpassed 100,000,000 yen
>>550700780You don't even know what happens in your own general? I've heard about it on 6+2chan's /gfg/ today and wanted to check if it was true.
Prof vs It's On, which one's better for Scorpio? I'm assuming the former, even though it has the chance to whiff early on the first corner
>>550701013>gametorahOy vey
>>550701008>races with Biwa and NaritaHow am i supposed to know which ones are those?
>>550701063Prof can proc more than once it has a cooldown of 30s. Idk how the cooldowns are adjusted for race distances tho
TAISHIN! THEY ARE LEWDING ME ON THE 4CHAN AGAIN! bwaaahhhhh
>>550701116>BiwaHow many Biwas did you know, anon?
>>550701209Tickezo doesn't know what 4chan is
>>550701209You mean Umachan
>>550700986Look at her BM at the finish line. It's wonderful
>>550700514relax heals you late-race.when you enter the final leg, the game checks if you have enough HP to spurt. If you do, you spurt. If you don't, the game starts creating theoretical spurt plans then rolls a wit check for each of them starting with the fastest possible finish time working towards the slower ones. The game gives you the first/best successful check. If you recover HP after the calculation but before the winning plan's designated spurt time, it will do the HP check again and let you spurt if you now have enough to finish the race without gassing out.So you want all your heals to happen before late-race to get a perfect spurt and ignore the wit check bullshit. Relax can save you from a bad spurt if it activates quick enough into late race, but it can't prevent one in the first place. You really don't wanna gamble with it. The only "safe" usage of it is if you expect you'll be hp drained late-race and buy it to counteract the drains.
I fucking love this little gremlin
>>550701209You can't look at >>550700986 and tell me that Tickezo isn't an extremely lewd girl. No "lewding" is required, she does it herself.
now that everyone has MLB kita, what is the next card we should aim for?
>>550701318I want to fuck her double jets.
>>550701362a second MLB kita
Look, all I'm saying is, if the horse didn't like it, she would have kicked him.
>>550701362You NEED MLB Fuku
>>550701304>Video stops before confirming her winOur ticket to second place...>>550701318Easily the most rapeable uma, and I'll stand by that.
So i got the Ticket's event card and in the last stage there was some milf Mejiro that i have never seen anywhere before. Who was that again? And how many Mejiros are in the game?
>>550701426mayachi...
I think something bad is going to happen to me...
>>550701360Oh I lewd her all the time, just posting what she would do if she could read (this thread)
>>550700250>hishiWho cares? Both are shit>naritaSame as above>agnesI'm not a tranny so it should be obvious which agnes I'm talking about
>>550701465you mean Ramonu?
One awful trait with the autistic is that they fixate on the most retarded shit ever.>>550701465>I saw a Mejiro...yeah there's 10 of them, you have to be more specific was it the blue one or one with the ponytail
>>550701443Isn't her first copy free? Or was that just for Japan?
>>550701519cool hag
>>550701452You see her raise her arm as it pans around Vodka, other umas do a simple jog and nod their head down if they don't win, so that confirms her first place
>>550701426This, it's the same as your female dog humping you
>>550701526>Oh I lewd her all the time
>>550701547Nah, she had long red hair.
>>550701452
Shut the fuck upSHUT THE FUCK UP
>>550701635>same as female dog humping youI think I've seen the result once
>>550701049I see >(dead) and go see what it is and only looked at the initial posts but not the context behind it so it is all my fault. I only read posts fully when talking about something game specific with a pretty girl attached.
>>550701763Make me, roundy.
>Biko >Marvelous >Rob Roy>Turbo>Tamano These are the umas that i want. How far apart are they from each other? Can i save 200 pulls for each of them?
What are the odds I will get 10k carats in time for Bourbon? Skipping Kwanza Kippur and in A+ club. I’ll be all right, right bwos?
mare pussy copy pasta .jpg
>>550701763Make me, stallion
>>550701853
if horses could fuck their favorite human they would
HOOOOOOOEEEEEEEHHH LE UMADOOOOOOL ASTERISK STAR ASTERISK LE FAN CONCERTS!!! GET ZERO GET ZERO MANNAKA MEZASE GO TO TOP HOOEHH UMADOLLLLLLLL LE DIRT KINO!!! MINNAAAAAAAAA LE MY UME IS TOP UMADOL UMADOL UMADOL SUMARU FARUGO!!! MINNA HHHOOOOOOEEHHH ARIGATOU!!! MINNA FANSTACHI IM FRONT RUUUNNNNINGGGGG! SPARKLY ASTERISK STAR ASTERISK STARDOM! HOOOOEHHHHH UMADOL ASTERISK STAR ASTERISK FALCOTACHI HOEEEEEEEEEEEH
>>550701552>>550701547Nvm, found her.
>>550697939What are the odds of Uma having an ad during the superbowl when Broncos are playing?No way Cyjews arent capitalizing on this
>>550701526I have bursted spiritually uncountable times to that one image set on sad panda
>>550701987This image is bright
>>550701987oh, this bitch
>get 1200 speed>get 3 power sparkwell I'm not complaining too much, this is one of my best legacies yet
What's the appeal? She looks extremely plain, her face is fat, country bumpkin, probably dumb too.
>>550702102Why did you cut off the rest of the whites bwo?
>>550701426BASED BASED BASEDThe 2nd guy was even standing on a bucket
>>550702163My kind of woman. I like Spe and Ogurin too.
>3 white sparksBetter than nothing, I guess...
>>550701986I guess dude
>>550702163Yeppers.
>>550701987That's Mejiro Bright, how the hell you thought she was a milf?
>>550702102>only 3 whites
>>550702163You just listed it all
Why hasn't ryan changed her hairstyle if she's so insecure over it?
>>550702208Bad memory. Looks ara ara type though.
>>550702163She's the kind of girl you would bring home and fuck like crazy, start dating and eventually getting married with and having children.
>>550702171>>550702228I had the most awful luck with races I was going into as #1 favorite....
>>550702046>literally EVERYONE wants a piece of the uma pie besides the JRA themselvesthe collusion allegations must be that bad huh?
>>550702163country bumpkin umas tend to be good wives
>>550702258Gaslight Mcqueen...
>>550702258mcqueen is such a liar
>>550702258real horse had lice or flee problems so they kept his hair short.
>>550701818You can check on https://uma.moe/timeline but I'm in a good mood and throw the dates here for convenienceTamamo>The soonest, starts next month around January 16Rob Roy>September 26, 2026Turbo>November 12, 2026Marvie>January 31, 2027Biko>July 16, 2027After Tamamo, you have a long time to do some saving before getting into the last third of 2026 where it's going to be stacked for you with 2 month gaps. But then you can safely save after Marvie.
>>550698341and ugly
>>550702285Babymaking with this Uma
>>550699062I'd probably just quit in his shoes. Sucks, but its the nature of the beast. Lots of other gacha games about that you might have better luck with. I just started Wuthering Waves and pulled Chisa on the first 10 pull.
>>550698817i want to rape meek
>>550702163I like dumb girls
what the fuck do you even do when you don't have borrows
So are these uma sex slave auctions in umaland?
>>550702403Thank you, this looks doable. I still have 6k after Kitasan.
>>550702475Mitcher is the best and smartest girl though
>>550702416MOMMY!!
>>550702491Fan runs, parent runs and event farming. Getting that final SSR crystal shard is always a grind.
>>550702506No but there are trainer sex slave auctions
Umamusume?
>>550702491try to make my own parents or use my shitty ones to make a subpar ace
>>550702491you HAVE good parents right??
wtf did I build my skills all suck
>>550702581>>550702690>>550702736Not him but i have no good parents, which umas do you recommend to do parent runs?
>>550702814You don't need to be that Smart.
>>550702660>FinemoShe's infertile, Idk why she even bothers
>>550702660Is the Umaverse a world filled with matriarchies?
>good statlines>bourbon doesn't finish her chain eventFuck off
>>550702814d*ck?
>>550702923>Umatok, Umansta, Umatubeget the idea that the world is ruled by and for umas
>>550702850Run Umas that have good uniques like Rudolph, Pasa, Ryan, Mcqueen, Taiki, Zensky and make sure to go 600/600/600 (use 4 speed cards, SC and whatever niche skill card you want or another speed) in URA.It's important to have a good base set of 9* sta/pwr parents so you can easily do grandparent runs and do white spark farming later on.
https://youtu.be/faVFo0ymPv8Bwos...
>triple neckHoly
>>550703195I prefer triple head
>>550703243Neck is just head for people like me with above average penis lengths.
>>5507029181. she isn't infertile in this world2. even if she was nothing stops her from feeling pleasure
>>550702163What's the appeal? She looks extremely plain, her face is fat, country bumpkin, probably dumb too.
>>5507029942spd 3wit emo guy
>>550703309Damn, what the fuck happened to my post, 4chan at Spe's other half
>>550703172where's the bot program
The main focus is a young anime girl with short brown hair, animal-like ears, and a ribbon. She looks embarrassed and surprised, with flushed cheeks and wide eyes.She is in the middle of pulling up or adjusting her shirt, revealing a sports bra underneath and part of her lower back. Her body is turned slightly away, but she’s looking back over her shoulder toward the viewer.Her pose and expression suggest she was caught off guard.
>Maru activates Red Shift and Shooting for VictoryHOLY SPEED
>>550703448Thanks bot-sama.
>>550703515The character appears to be a young-looking anime girl, and it wouldn’t be appropriate for me to sexualize her.
>>550702850In addition to the other anon, consider what umas you have that have good ults and build for compatibility. Oguri is a good choice because she can be made compatible with a lot of different umas. Look at a compatibility calculator if you are building anything specific and remember to do some optional races to boost the base compatibility.
>>550703560Now generate an image of her pregnant and lactating.
do fronts still want angling this CM even with suzucuck being around? what if I inherit SFV on a maru?
yepkino yepjin
>>550703673If you plan to run fronts put A&S on them. You might not encounter Susukas in your lobbies sometimes or they might compete to the point that they gas out prior to the A&S window.
>>550703413Don’t insult Special Wife like that
>>550703172where's erauma
>>550703673If you're not bringing your own runaway, then angling is still worth it since not everyone has Suzuka
is yukino bijin the most npc looking uma character design?
>>550703795>>550703810Wait… you’re telling me these aren’t the same horse?
CM test room32238676856494543040163020312652
>>550702850In addition in addition, I'm going to counter some advice and say don't kill yourself over 9* blues. Focus on getting a good stable of 2*s with 3* surface/distance sparks, because the rates for 3* blues are disgusting. 7* blue and 7+* red parents (including your borrowed grandparent) are good enough not to need to borrow for ace runs. Get enough and the 3* blues will happen eventually. The rates will basically double when MANT comes out.
>>550703863Too big and not aerodynamic
I want an Umamusume anime where the torena ends up in a time loop, repeating the 3 years to make his trainee number 1.
>>550703863nice coffee cow
As a f2p, finally getting platinum in Libre kind of feels like making it onto the last train leaving the stationWith everyone dumping their loads to massively upgrade their decks, gamebreaking umas incoming, game knowledge getting more and more distilled and widespread as casuals slowly drop out, the OG cards getting slowly powercrept soonish - I think there is gonna be a massive cliff in required effort and time investment after these next couple of weeks compared to everything that came before.
>>550703673If you're doing double fronts you definitely want SFV on both of them
>>550703863wait a minute...
>>550703967But the RNG factor never goes away. As long as you do some essential basic prep, finals is always going to be a coin flip.
>>550703898yeppers
>>550703949Make it happen with neo universe, that'd be kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02Kz4z8Q86Y
>>550699653>>550699793>>550700154>>550700292going doggy dog style on durandal
>>550703967>I think there is gonna be a massive cliff in required effort and time investment after these next couple of weeks compared to everything that came beforeI'll just plead to Shiraoki-sama to let my umas proc their accels while opponents don't, easy.
What date does the next cm actually drop? Need to know whether I'll actually have time to make a Dober or if I should just make a different third ace
>>550703967I started as Taurus cup was ongoing but i've won every CM i actually got to join from there on, it's a weird feeling
we like horse fucking around here
Wait people actually grind for CM? I just threw a random SS Rudolf in and won B finals
This combo is actually disgusting when this happens
Dont post inu musume.This is an uma musume thread!
i rolled to MLB kita, but what do i use my voucher on now? my 0LB Creek or 2LB FM? both options seem ass
>>550704253dober drops the same day submissions open
>>550704372Also very soulless
Tamamoberg can't be stopped...
>>550703967As the other anon said, finals are always just luck. 2 of the CMs I got 2nd I lost to worse uma getting luckier and 2 of the CMs I've won mine did the same to some other guy with better girls
>Borrow my first biko pegasus since obtaining kitasan>overshoot max speed with 2 speed cards before senior year summer campwtf pigs played like that since last summer?
>>550704389ugh, guess that plan is out of the window then, thanks. Dont trust my rng to get a good dober that quickly. Guess I gotta think about what to add from my current roster then
Is that new scenario hag actually good? Everyone says she's OP and I was lucky enough to MLB her with the help of the 100 free rolls but no one borrows her.
>>550704421Remember when /uma/ said fronts were dead and that oonigger couldn't win?
golshi HATE
I have finalized my team plan for Scorpio.RudolphNatureWonderTeam December Domination.2 Dominator umas and 1 Christmas uma.Stretch Goal to earn the December Domination epithet on all 3 of them but sometimes you get an amazing run except Tachyon says no at hopeful so not a must-have.
>>550704572
Is it worth burning the ticket and crystal for 3lb Kitasan? I don't have enough rolls for another spark.
>>550704486>is like 200-300 free stamina and free mood ups on empty turns good?Yes. No one borrows her because most of us pulled for a usable copy. Usable being >0LB SSR or MLB R.
>I won't use ticket to MLB Kitasan!I had to spark it instead, kill me
>>550704621I'd wait until the final day, they might give free carats
i kinda fucked up
>>550704550FUCK THIS BIGNIG HE WON BY 3and1/2
smaru or base maru (changed into the swimsuit) for scorpio
>>550704572My crotch "hungers" when I'm around Jordan.
>>550704662Was it worth it
>>550703967the goal was always getting into A finalsthe only guy that genuinely cares about getting plat is that schizo that thinks a saudi prince is gonna buy his account (i think he lost virgo and roped)
Ohayo /uma/ please don't fuck real horses today
>>550704572based Jordan saving the hate in her heart for the things worth hating in the uma world.
>>550704486>but no one borrows her.most f2ps have her R version on MLB which is good enough
>>550704486I get over 1k friendship points from her every day
>>550704712Nyoh, that's 200 carats wasted due to bad luck.... At least I can ticket FM......
>>550704686Base Maru is pretty fucking stupid on this track
>>550703898one is a cute country bumpkin the other is a chud with diabetes
>>550704464nyes kita and biko can cap on 20%, 10% with a higher roll, and 0% on really high rolls. Also anyone who had MLB kita since the first run could do this not just whales.
>>550704464YesAnd yet they still have the gall to pretend that their obscene decks "aren't even that big of an advantage" because they don't produce a 1200/1200/1200 uma every single time they lazily do an unoptimized run. They unironically think everyone plays the game like this.Now you understand what degenerates the buhis are and why they need to be laughed out of the general with prejudice every time they show up
>>550704821Bro you forgot to censor their names...
>>550704606is that the female equivalent of a wedgie?
getting to borrow some random shit like nakayama festa stam or curren wit feels pretty good
>>550704821basedshow me your hag buildwho's your third
I'm the only MLB Kitasanlet in this general
>>550704821I just feel helpless this CMIf I bring debuff fronts Pace will winLates just cant catch up unless everyone brought debuffsTheres no other choice but to bring fronts and pace
>>550704669You're just planning around every uphill sections, I get your gameplan.
>>550704971swipe it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oN0ZOBa__10Time to sing along.
>>550704935A clothesline is a move in which one wrestler runs towards another and extends his/her arm out from the side of the body and parallel to the ground, hitting the opponent in the neck or chest and knocking him/her over. This move is often confused with a lariat.
>>550704550No actually i don't because this is a new CM
>>550704961Third is Bignig Suzuka, Bourbon cucked me on Taking the Lead but this has been doing fine in lobbies so far
>>550705050I'm a dogposter not a pigposter
>>550704971dancho, this guy.....
>>550704983Two fronts and a pace is optimal. Don’t listen to what anyone else tells you bwo.
Imagine if an uma accidentally shits on her tail and doesn't realise and she walks around all day with shit in her tail and everyone is too embarrassed to bring it up and she finally gets home and realises that smell that's been following her all day was her tail
>>550705153its not pigging for kitasan
more like dogfuckerhehehehehe
>>550704572suddenly it makes sense why Golshi raped her trainer during the onsen trip
I THINK FRONTRUNNERS SUCK
is 777 a mid race tail held high skill on sprints?
one and a half months to get 30k carats... that's doable, r-right...??
>>550705154>>550705218I'll be fine, I don't need human rights to lose CMs as per usual
>>550704872imagine being poor and devoting all your time to a game made for paypigsthe obscene cuckery that you are embracing is quite remarkable
>>550705302Yes, Suzuka sucks my penis.
>>550705334What's your stash...
>>550705194
>>550705334Extremely. With a couple simple swipes.
>>550705334Depends... what's your paycheck?
Borrowed Kitasan for so long that I'm not sure what to borrow in its place now
>>550705334
>>550705429Biko, that card is retarded and I can cap speed on 10% bonus speed Umas with just her and Kitasan
>>550705429FM
>>550705429Biko Pegasus 100% of the time
>>550705334according to my planner, yeah>t. planning to dump on dober and will supposedly have the same stash by the allspark
>>550705497biko helps with other stats, just about all gacha SSRs do the same thing for speed
>>550705575I did this.
>>550705497Kita and Sweep did that just fine on 10% in URA
>>550705649Fukukitaru... Lost...
>>550705575that dogfucker? me
>>550705429haven't borrowed Kitasan for anything except the last mile CM because I need creek or rice more, and nothing has changed except one of my speed cards is a little betterscared to see what you guys have worked with
>>550705575
>>550705649Oji-san...
I haven't seen that Chiyono webm for a while now
>>550705575how many puppies she will get?
Should I MLB F.M or Super creek next?
>get sparked Medium twice in one awakening >didn't get SS for mediumThis is unfair!