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DELTARUNE DOESN'T SUCK
>>550742894Debatable
DELTARUNE BLOWS
https://live.tiermaker.com/51965301Please Rank The Deltarune Butts
I will use whichever thread my gay mulatto boyfriend Kraut uses.
thrivin'_
asgore bros I don't feel so good
Does Tobert have the stones to make Susie go ''nah I'm straight/not in the headspace to date'' or would be bow over to the shipfag outrage?
Dess was abusing Kris. XKris was abusing Dess. °
>>550756216urhhgghhh sooo nuanceddd
What if Suda 51 wrote chapter 5.
slow....thread....today....MK....posting.....
Did the thread split? Why's it so slow?
Everyone's in the other thread btw
>>550758951yea they got made seconds apart lol >>550742680
Hello /utg/ send your voice requests here. How is it going?I also have an announcement. The Christmas album will be structured and formatted like this this so you'll get an idea of what to expect and what will be on the album.Length of album 8-12 songs. (Leaning more toward the former than the latter.)Authentic covers of Christmas songs there will be covers of a few classic Christmas songs and carols. Just a genuine attempt to deliver Christmas joy and cheer to the thread.Fan songs and character covers.There will be covers of fan songs and Christmas songs with undertale or deltarune characters.Covers of unrelated Christmas songs but by popular demanded. Songs that aren't Christmas themed or related at all will be at the end of the album. Release date Christmas Eve or New Years Eve. Before you say anything about the album being released after Christmas the Christmas season begins on the 24th of December and ends on January 5th so I'm technically not late. : )
personal creations anchor, reply with your latest work!
>>550777103Bend over and show us your plump ass
once again I am asking to magma and vc
wowie my thread actually is getting use!
Hooman!
>>550777407fuck off
This split thread didn't die? Guess I'm doomin' in it too.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSQEGE8gKj4
>>550777549You can’t draw
>>550777407make some real friends nigga
We eat our bread here
>>550756216reverse grooming
>t*mshit having a melty over magma vcs
>>550777407I would join but not to talk, no mic
>new epstein file dump>Deltarune thank you letter is back upWhat did Tony mean by this?
https://deltarune.com/chapter4/thankyou/
How will Susie defeat the Dessticles in chapter 7 without the black shard or twisted sword?
>>550752919is this about spamton being evicted by queen
If nobody gets this right the second time I'm gonna fucking kill myself
>>550777407i'll be there in a bit for a bit
post chawas
>>550777103can tenna react to seeing the majoras mask moon falling as the ominous bell tower du dunnnn plays in the background
>>550777959Firing up all my alts just for you, dancing pluey
>>550777894obviously you don’t see the nuance
>>550777959i got fucking nothing, most I got is treating 1225 as days and converting that into years
>>550778059I don't get it
How do you join the magma vc
im gonna start mario 64 coop dx when I get back from the store. I downloaded some more character models. its gonna be star roadJoin if youre a MANLY MAN like him!
I'm S U I S E
>>550778279it’s over
>>550778351Nobody wants to play games with you retard, get flushed and stop being a criminal.No idea who would risk sharing their IP with someone as vile as you.
I love seeing Deltarune character sprites in real world pictures, there's something very endearing about it.>>550778417I am Susie Gaster
>>550777894>Ghislaine Maxwell date of birth>12/25Of course Robert 'Toby' Jr. Radiation's real father was Robert Maxwell and his family in New Hampshire 2 brothers and all is a Mossad cover story, they don't exist. It was all a honeypot for Andrew Hussie.
InkFart
>>550778450you’re a funny character.
>>550778570Not as funny as the nuancefag defending tem.You know, from the discord.
>>550777894Dess is in the files but Carol used her connections in Congress to redact her name.
>>550777990awww the chawa. the adorable little chawa. that sweet fuckin' asshole piece of shit dickhead chawa. ooohhhhh the chawwwaa oouuuughhh that fucking motherfucker who killed my crops and stole my village and threw my grandma in a river. my sweet widdwe chawa uguguguguggu oooohhhhhhh woooooooaoaaaoo mmmmmm chawa gguuuuhhhhhh FUCKING ASSHOLE PIECE OF SHIT uuuuuhhhhhrrrrrggggg chawa i love chawa
>>550777990Here's your hooman.
>>550778821you good anon
>>550778912yeah i'm good i'm just talking about how much i love chara
sup fuckos.i played your best nightmare to my friend just an hour ago and he loved it.
>>550778732>this was all her
>>550778973>Kraut has a BF
>>550778973do you have a crush on him
Dess was taken to Epstein island
>>550778984I was confused why you posted a MANHOLE screenshot for a moment
>>550779236no, i hate him.i just keep him for entertainment like i would with any other friend.
>>550778973I was going to make a joke about performing for men but I don't actually have one.
>>550777902Man he's going all in on the "creepypasta" angle even more. There's apparently two dialogues you can get for this, one being "Thank you for your answer" and the other being "She Never Smiled?"I love the creepypasta side of Deltarune...
>>550779304bro is literally a tsundere
>>550778294I dont think anyones started one yet. ill do it if no one joins ill end it
Anons, if I ever get to the point I am blog posting to you about my daily life like you are my friends, please burn my house down.
Holiday Island...
>>550778294click the button with a phone symbol on it if it's green
>>550779440Little St. Nick's Island...
ITSMAG- MATIIIIIIIME
>>550779389dont worry ill be in soon, dealing with something first>>550778294you dont need a valid email to make a magma account. there's a call button in the top right
TV Island where Pippins are locked up in stables and milked every day. The haul will be sold as a TV Time milk brand.
>>550779304heh... just a glimpse into my DARK side... you normies wouldn't understand... it aint easy being a lone alpha wolf chad... if my eyes turn red, RUN.
Where is the tweet of Toby saying there's a game that's similar to Deltarune?
fave is so fucking tired and overworked they want to sleep and not wake up
>>550779420I promise I'll make up a catchy name for you and randomly accuse others of being you while telling them to go back
We don't cotton to Darkners around these parts!WAKE UP ANDsmellTHE PAIN!smellTHE PAIN!
>>550779346yeah, i figured you'd be gooning to the mere thought of me interacting with men so your faggot schizotheory of a straight man being gay enough to entertain love for you is both tragic and funny.
>>550779717My name is Willy Sagnol, I am a coach.
Fave js yapping atp fr
>>550778973https://deltarune.com/chapter4/thankyou/
>>550779646are you okay?
>>550779420i already do this...
fave read the holiday files and complained there were more redactions than an scp article
>>550779847>incomprehensible kraut bubble
>>550779420i didn't do this but fave did
>>550780040i say this
>>550780040Fave... Take my cock out your mouth before you talk.
This is all just a scam to get me to finally subscribe to the newsletter instead of reading the archived version when it gets posted here
>>550779980since when is THIS a thing?
Fave sings the alphabet in Chinese with my cock in their mouth
>>550780209deltarune become truck freak
>>550780040pippins slop?
>>550779713I get it
fave blacked out and drove his car through a family of 4
>>550780260I expect to receive some new foam nudes as an apology from Toby for forcing me to subscribe to his newsletter
>>550780243sweepstake 2, today we got another chance
>>550780040>??? has everyone gotten tired of pippins slop can we make ??? ocs now?
fave is stuck driving on an endless road and they can't stop
>>550780243>since when is THIS a thing?>Fri 09 May 2025
>>550780040Underfell Pluey when
>>550780521now THIS is something to keep me fired.>no information given>just two empty fields>response "unknown contact"so it wants a name. a full one.it's ch4 related.let's have a crack at it.
>>550780769
>>550780790it wants your email for the first one
>>550780790Kraut this is literally the same thing from 7 months ago. You already did it then. There's nothing to solve.
You guys are funny sometimes, especially when faveposting. I hope you have a HAPPY HOLIDAYS and don't get into a horrible accident before the year ends
>>550780790first field emailsecond field a number
>>550780790No, the website wants an email and the second field is for "How long did it take her to smile?"I put 666. Don't be a generic fag and put 1225 because everyone's going to put that. We need varied numbers and shit to get this right. No one got it right last time.
>>550780790It doesn't want a name. Did you miss the original sweepstakes? The first field should be an email address subscribed to the UT/DR newsletter. The second field is a number with a time interval, like "11 seconds," "7 years," etc.
>>550780850I fucking hate Undertale
>>550742802come give the magma some christmas spirit https://magma.com/d/pFo16BPNB3
>>550780881I hope you have a HAPPY HOLIDAYS as well.
>>550780973The optimal strat is to do a 3 digit number because judging by the size of the fandom, most 2 digit numbers will already be put in, but it’s harder to guess a 3 digit one. Also 666 is going to be a common answer
>>550781043i cant draw but you guys have fun
>>550781043Did you ever save the Thanksgiving one? I want to add it to my archive please
The answer is 17.666 trust me
is it not still on the magma
>>550781170It's not about skill, just having fun>>550781182all previous magmas are still there, go to the canvas and hit the blue share button in the corner to download the image https://magma.com/d/u3y2ByHzUA
>>550781043One of these is very similar to a joke I included in the advent calendar, I wonder if I should change it
Do you have to be not an anon to join the vc?
>>550780973I always thought it had something to do with the length of mus_smile, but I don't know if toby would go that deep for something anyone can participate in. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D1ztZgQYdE
>>550781343Never compromise. Double down on the joke.
>>550780880i don't rember.i forgor?
>>550780881>I hope you have a HAPPY HOLIDAYS and don't get into a horrible accident before the year endsIs that a threat? That sounds like a threat.
>>550781356magma requires an account but not a valid email, just enter gibberish for your name like i did
>>550781343don't, let's appreciate how we're on the same wavelength>>550781356you don't need to give magma any real info to make an account, just type gibberish as the email
>>550781491smiles
I already submitted my guess, can someone else do 2583 days (how many days How to Draw Dragons is overdue)?
>>550781520>>550781547I'm not asking about giving my info I was just asking if I can join as an anon or not because I've been trying to and it won't let me
I guesses 7 days because that's how long Deltarune's going to lastI'm a simple man :)
>>550781632:(
>>550781632100% real
>>550781619you can't draw or talk without an account
>>550780881I hope you die. I hope we both die.
>>550781758That's what I wanted to know, I see...Thank you
Do you get an email immediately after? I didn't get to participate last time.
Oh, he's going to be pulling something on 12/25, isn't he?
>>550780850Battat and Jongler look great in this>>550777959I always love seeing this gif
God I love Undertale
>>550780850white pluey looks like a hazbin hotel characters
>>550781764Mountain Goats spotted deploying Morel Orel cliphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0mvZ-X1gHA
>>550781828No, I Dont Think So? If I Remember CorrectlyYou Only Get An Email After It Closes And You Cant Send More "Answers"
maintaining the mikespamtenna agenda is our top priority
>>550782128The way the dialogue is positioned, I thought Seam was setting up a Xhitter for Berdly.
god i hate my life
>>550782119moral orel................ FUCK MIKE LAZZO FUCK HIM FUCK YOU LAZZO YOU SENSITIVE PIECE OF SHIT sorry that was a tic I have tourettes
>>550782271This isn't how quadrants work
>>550782293Tell me what's wrong and maybe I can help you anon
god i hate my wife
>>550781978>>550782114how would you guys design evil pluey
>>550782474I love your wife.
HOW LONG DID IT TAKE HIM TO CUM?
What if Toby Fox was a boy instead of a girl?
>>550782474clay...
>>550782576>analfucking cringe bro
>>550782521>one sided love
sniffing cattenheimer taint
>>550782576put your name back on
>>550782576>analso zased...
>>550782610Susie would be a boy that bullied him in school and she fell in love with. Noelle would be a blatant self-insert.
IT'S FUCKING UPhttps://poal.me/4026cchttps://poal.me/4026cchttps://poal.me/4026cc
>>550782473nothing is actually wrong with my life i'm just suicidal for no reason
>>550782956I would be sad if you weren't around, I'm sure there's something you can find to be hopeful about again
I heard Hussie still helps out Toby when asked I thimnk it's cute
>>550782956it's! medication! tiiiime!!
>>550783117Of course......his wrists don't work that well anymore, if you get what in saying >.>
>Check out Magma christmas collab>Think about what to draw>Remember how I've never used it before so I don't know what the tools are like>Realize that I wouldn't be able to draw something that looks how I'd want it to this way>Added pressure of everyone there being x10000 better than me>Run awayaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>550782884>poll questionNever ever.
>>550783190Buddies help buddies <3
>>550783209if you need any advice you can ask!
>>550783117>>550783190Can you go back to writing Dream SMP fanfics instead of schlicking it to straight men in their 40s
>https://deltarune.com/code/>If you click the period on the first line, it sends you to https://deltarune.com/chapter1/>Not applicable.I don't remember that.
>>550783209You can always experiment on the other empty boards first to get a hang of the tools.
>>550782956Yeah, I get it.
>>550783209It happens to me too, more than I'd like in fact
>>550783209Don't worry. I'm not that good either but I gave it a crack anyway. Draw something you'd think would look okay if you messed it up a bit.
what is the "thank you" page?everyone is saying it's the "second time", apparently I totally missed the first time?? when was that?
>>550776229FUCKING AND? I STILL WANNA FEEL CHARA WRAPPING HER ARMS AROUND ME! I WANNA NESTLE UP ON HER, COZY AS OUR BODY HEAT KEEPS THE OTHER WARM AND COMFY! Also help as a part of me is horny imaging her shoving me in a locker and going amazon position. My legs lifted to rest on her shoulder as her shadow looms over me, swallowing my vision of anything else but her boobs bouncing up and down or my dick sliding in/out of her.
>>550783339I actually haven't been here in a few weeks im assuming by this reply i missed out on a lot of toby posting... shame
>>550783493never've seen this.
I hope the minecraft server goes up again tonight
>>550783067thank you>>550783118i'm on meds but they aren't really doing anything. might tell my shitty psychiatrist i'm strongly considering necking myself and let him lock me up>>550783403sorry to hear that
I genuinely cannot imagine what the 'answer' to the smile question could be. Does Toby actually expect anyone to figure out something so nebulous? And if someone does crack the code I can't imagine it leading to anything too significant, seeing how Ch 5 is coming out in way later in the back half of 2026.
I enjoy Pluey. Half of the joy comes from saying his name, Pluey is a very specific mouthy word.
oddly joyful watching everyone's magma username tags wiggle around with their cursors like little creatures in a terrarium
>>550783604Pluey no! Someone get that cat off the tree.
>>550783362>Chapter 1>Not applicable.>Chapter 2>Applicable.>Chapter 3>Not applicable. But...
>>550783604something about his shape is very pleasing to draw
>>550783362The "Not applicable" thing is from the Sweepstake update back in May; it's part of the weird route guide. I don't remember being able to access it from clicking on that period, but I could be misremembering.
What if the one person who gets it right gets a special email but never shares it to the world?
Painter drew an intense Carol
if you get it right Toby email you the shortsless version of the bathtub foam photo
>>550783594i will ignore your faggot-ass picture for once and entertain you with a schizotheory with no conclusion:the game is full of SMILES but they are insincere, you are about to meet a FRIEND that is not yours and the only sample of voices we get are usually crackles.>susie (forma de evil)laughs at us in ch1>jevilWUA-HA-HA!>spamtonEeheHEheehEHheaAHhahHAH>tennasummons small teeth-gnashing stars to laugh at you in this scary way>the electrical socketssmile at you before they attack you>ERAMgleefully smiles at your sorrow>FRIEND>https://youtu.be/9D1ztZgQYdE?list=RD9D1ztZgQYdE
>>550782119Don't reply to my posts.
>>550783362>>550783930https://web.archive.org/web/20250520200120/https://deltarune.com/code/
I've yet to see any lightner thread oc's besides catwitch. please enlighten me with images of lightners if you have any
My gf left me... only one slice of 'za
>>550781182here's my copy from when we did it, if stuff has been added since, it won't be there
anons, does UTDR fall under whatever the fuck 'millennial writing' is supposed to be
Alright boys, we kidnapped a little doe, now it's time to leave the clues.
>>550784369is that the ice wolf in the back? fuck he is hot
Normal route should end with the prophecy coming true.Susie smashing some words on a wall means nothing. They just pop up somewhere else.
>>550784726every route will make the prophecy come true, but the VERY bad one (twisted route) won't, however it comes at a terrible price.
normal route should end with kris knocking up noelle and susie and berdley and leave ralsei to look after the children on his own
>>550784726well yeah her doing that was obviously futile
>>550783594It's almost certainly something that's been mentioned in the game somewhere even if the context isn't obviously connected to the question. Like >>550781607 seems random but since Dess's room has a dragon drawing it might actually be related to the "her" here. It'll be something oblique like that.
>>550784702>ignoring the cute drunk bun hugging him
>>550784369Someone get that Bunny away from Ice Wolf.
i feel like papyrus has been teased for so long that when we do meet him it won't feel real
>>550785024we're never going to meet him
>>550784452>anons, does UTDR fall under [FOTM buzzword that just means "thing I don't like"]That depends on if you like it or not.
Yo what numbers do I put in here? Any guess?
>>550785024we're not meeting him
fave is not having a good night
>>550785118413
>>550785203neither is my fave
>>550784964duh im the anon who drew this you know my priorities
>>550784812I sure hope so. Making you break it on an initial playthrough would be retarded.
Fave had a weird day that was kind of productive and instead of trying to squeeze more out of that while they're feeling bad, they're going to give themselves a break and play video games instead.
>>550784452maybe? it's moreso related to homestuck and early 2010s tumblr type shit
>>550785118anything under 18 should work
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83zu_7xa_m4Chill Chaos Vibes
>>550785334understandable. gay retracted
Is it related to this maybe? I doubt it but who knows at this point.
>>550785082we will, but we won't know if we actually did or not
>>550784369I want to send this back in time 10 years and say>this will be Undertale in 10 years
fave is gonna take a shower and maybe that will help them feel better
>>550784132Dentists and Teeth come up a bunch tooRalsei being called toothpaste boy, and the whole bit in chapter 3 with Lancer and the "dentist office style" controllers
didnt mean to leave the magma, puter issue. i should be back on soon
Fave spent the better part of their evening dancing to the same song on loop dozens of times
fave is not having a good decade. yet watch, as fave still dances
>>550785503this is a better idea than anything else i've seen anyone suggest anon, especially with the units of time included. actually, would it accept "11 hours or 11 years" as an answer?
>>550785227thats what i didi probably should have actually thought about it more
The mere fact a puzzle can be released to a fanbase of millions of obsessed autistic eggheads without the answer being discovered within the hour can only mean either 1) there is no answer or 2) there is no feasibly obtainable answer
>>550785335toby is a faggot and he likes pacifism and gay people but he keeps throwing shit like "taking the path inbetween" but then the only way off the beaten path that gets flag recognition in the game is the weird route which is only the prelude to the twisted route which is exactly the deltarune counterpart to the no mercy run of undertale.i am getting so many mixed signals.
>>550785710we must capture toby and submit him to tickle torture
>>550785503I submitted 11 years myself, but I'm already regretting it because it makes more sense if it's something in chapters 1 and 2 since Toby expected us to solve it before the new chapters.
>>55078550311 circles in the tail of hell (both variants)11 days / 11 years5+6 (puppet/cat and dark/star)
>>550785118KEK
>>550785503I Guess Someone Could Try Imputing It INBut That's CH3 Info On A ARG That Toby Gave Us 7 Months Ago How The Frick Did Toby Wanted Us To Guess 11 Years (Or 11 Hours) As An Answer Back In May?
>>550783751Thank you Anon, I submitted my answer as 6. Noelle seems to be only relevant in chapters in between.
FartFresh
>>550785710this is reminding me of the chili and the chocolate factory thing someone mentioned on /utg/ a while back with the whole golden ticket computer guessing game shit
>How long did it take her to smile? Who is her??!?!
>>550785662cross-eyed Noelle...
>>550785710>millions of obsessed autistic eggheadsThere's millions of casual fans who don't even know this page exists, several thousand fans who aren't particularly autistic or smart and probably wasted their guess on "1225," and maybe a hundred or so fans who could potentially solve the puzzle with enough time and attempts but we only get one attempt each and likely only one day to submit.
toby has had it easy for too long
>>550786131wut
>>550779304>friends are people that you hateAbsolutely psychotic. Hitler would put you in a cell and have someone do experiments on you.
you don't just submit a number, it needs a denotion of time next to it; seconds, minutes, years, etcwe need to think of more potential modifiers
>>550786186>_ _ _ _>OH?>THAT ALMOST SOUNDS LIKE A PERSON'S NAME
>toby jingling his keys with the world's lamest cicada 3301 ripoff
>>550786371Unfortunate truke
FartFart
1 attosecond
>>550786265that's nice anon.>psychotic anti-social meganazi>still has more friends than youtragic, innit?
>FRIEND found Dess and promised to make her smile if she entered the bunker
>>550786371Cicada 3301 is far from the first ARG and this has no meaningful resemblance to it. It's an old school link maze. Know your place, zoomzoom.
>>550786278From what I've seen I'm learning towards>11 hours or 11 years (or 11 hours and 11 years?)>1 minute and 19 seconds (mus_smile length)and what >>550781607 said. I'm totally stumped otherwise and can't even pretend to guess what the solution or thought process behind this is intended to be.
11 years and 11 hours is how long it took for her to smile.
is the minecraft server still open?
>>5507864761 femtosecondi only said it because it has "fem" in it.
the answer is 8 inches
Call me TheMunchingOrange the way I "stack" these Dreemurrs
>>550786803I checked 30 mins ago and it wasnt. not sure if its open now. minecraftanon said in the past that it might not be a daily thing. Though it's the weekend so theres a good chance it goes up tonight
I'm too retarded to solve this puzzle. I'll never get into the chapter 5 playtest now.
The schizophrenic ARG shit isn't as effective when the chapter is still six months away from being finished, Toby.
>>550786490The way you keep assuming that I'm someone you know, it never fails to amuse me.
is the title "thank you" a reference to chapter 4 noelle snowgrave route saying thatif that's when she smiled, then the passcode could be 3 days
Isn't Already Known That The ARG Is About Noelle?The Red Dot/Pixel And The "Thank You" If You AnswerWhy All The Sudden Are People Thinking Of Other CharactersI Thought We Already Connected The Dots (Heh) Back When The Chapters DroppedThe Red Dot While "Thinking About Noelle", And The Flower Getting Replaced With A Red Dot
people arent thinking logically enough about this. who has stopped smiling, since when, and what event will cause them to start smiling again, and when?
new fuzzy art spotted on the whiteboard my heart swells with joy
Mario 64 DX coop is up and runningPassword is UTG all caps
>>550786971no, i don't know you, but i can assume by how upset you are how i refer to people i loosely affiliate with by joke, shows me that you are a very lonely person.
*rolls into thread*
>>550787338*glomps you*
>>550787162>>550758103
Niko, too, is a better vessel than Kris. I love my boy
>>550786735do you think it would accept "11 years and 11 hours" as an answer? seems more plausible than anything else
>>550787391what's making me doubt this is that it's info you couldn't have known about (as far as I am aware) before chapter 3 and 4
>>550787375*rolls back out of thread with you still attached* *distant ominous drone*
>>550786803>>550786908Sorry, I haven't put it up yet because I had to concentrate and ART before I fell even more behind on some projects but I can put it online now since I see there is interest
>>550787376ah, it was already posted. If I'm being honest I'm not evening looking at the thread right now. I'm eating a big bowl and of soup while watching youtube
>>550787489yay where are we going? :3
Post Carols
the answer is TOO LONG
andrew cunny posted this in relation to the thankyou page
>>550787484i wouldn't put it past him to do something like that intentionally, could be a tie in to gaster being lost across time or somethingi have no other idea about what the time could possibly relate to other than a very far out theory that it's related to undertale's calendar being 20xx
>>550787191i will join in like 20 minutes
>>550787389Cute Niko
>no one joined sm64 to see me anally raping temfag with xer mic onsad
>>550783594I put in 25 seconds because it’s 25 seconds for noelle to say thank you when you think of her in chapter 4
>>550787502It's up right now
>>550787648>Deltarune fans are normal people and don't need schizophrenia meds
>>550787558
>>550788003ok yay, hope we're gonna do something fun there
>>550787648if any of these are relevant to the real answer then toby needs to take his meds
Fave is feeling particularly lonely and unloveable tonight
>>550788096me too fave
>>550787162glad u like it : )
>>550787502man i was late, can you disable account verification?
>>550788096good.work on it and maybe one day you will feel unloved but loveable.
How does Toby feel about the current RAM and SSD shortage?
Racist FartFart
>>550788469>fave will never call you a "peckerwood" and say your food stinks due to lack of seasoning?
>>550788448Chapter 5 will have obligatory RTX and require 32GB of ram and 120GB of storage space
joining the mc server if anyone else wants to joinif you're not joining then you are contractually obligated to post MK pics in the thread
I put 45000 because that's the exact score to get the ?-rank in chapter 3.I'm 95% sure it's just a bug, but just in case...
>>550788662don't tell me what to do, nigger
wacism alert
What do you want to do for /utg/ weekend social hours let's get a vote come on everybody right now let's go
>>550788943I want more people to join mario 64 so im not just playing with temfag
>>550788943mc
Tenna pressured Spamton to make the deal why is that kinda hot I'm not even a Spamtennafujo...
goodnight utg
>>550788943I will probably join the MC server later tonight if it's still up
>>550788943weekends aren't the same without jackbox...
>>550788943I'm eating chocolate and scram at people that can't speak english
>>550788943tf2 seemed to go well last time, what if we do that again? reply if you agree
>>550788943magma has 9 people on so you could join that
i can't play mc this weekend but if this becomes a semi regular thing i'll join next week :)
I feel like I've lost the ability to write. Something doesn't click together anymore and I just can't sit down and write fanfics anymore... It really sucks. I just want to write about Deltarune but can't.
>>550789113holy ESL
>>550789248exactly my thought
>>550789063That just means Toby's yaoi brainwashing is working.
>>550789113Why would you care if people can't speak English correctly? Only third world countries speak English. Why are you even on an English imageboard? You're basically hanging out with third-worlders on purpose. Why degrade yourself like that?
>>550789193tf2 would be nice as well
>30 filtered posts>all replies to me
sm64dx coop password "UTG">>550789029on my way
The answer is by looking at the current WR speedrun of Deltarune and looking for when Susie first smiles
I almost majored in literature instead of business analytics & supply chain logistics. Now ChatGPT happened. As Noelle says, I feel like I dodged a hollow point bullet
She (Dess) smiled whenever Christmas came. It's a trick question.
>>550789616Okay, when does Susie smile in Chapter 1? Not the fucking time, but like, what happens right before? When is it?
I majored in psychologyHow cooked am I
>Toby barely makes female Darkners>femanons make a dozen female Darkner OCs that are better designs than anything Toby ever came up with on his own (Toby didn't come up with Lancer)
>>550789891very.you should've went with an actual field of science, instead of learning "the human vibe"
So what do we know from the last go around?Is there anything you can put in after the number? Can you say seconds/minutes/years?
>>550789739my minor is in creative writing man im gonna just kms atp
>>550789945>dozen female Darkner OCs>(Toby didn't come up with Lancer)>Female Lancer?
Toby Fox, killing monsters that kill people isn't evil. You're wrong.
>>550789989i thought it would be practical
>>550788089I'm torn between thinking Toby wouldn't go that far for this and that he absolutely would test if fans have their detective hats on tight enough.
>>550789945gee thanks
>>550790015blessed.
Going to try something completely insane based on a probably liepost someone made claiming if you beat the game three times on every chapter and collect every shadow crystal on every save and don't ever copy saves and then delete all your files something will happen
>>550789891I think you can become a psychiatrist or therapist with just a psych bs, not that bad. Get good grades and get into a PhD program. Do undergrad research. You're better off than anyone that did CS.
>>550789739I majored in animation but it doesn't bother me because I wasn't really interested or good at anything else.
>>550790105The monsters are just killing people that kill monsters
>>550742802Would the noelle house segment be better if it had a puzzle involving a giant calkin bust
Join Mario 64 coop DX unless youre afraid to get faurking mogged by me
>>550789891Your singular profitable career option is "professional groomer of minors." Refusing to do that will get you effectively blacklisted from the industry.
It's not that deep bro, I hop on the game, I kill the enemy, I skip the filler dialogue, I win.
>>550790203Nothing ever happens.Backup your saves just in case.
She (Dess) smiled whenever Krismas came. It's a trick question.
https://sm64coopdx.com/Download itJoin private server with password UTGDo it now
>>550790240research was what i was thinking about but idk i did kinda pick a major on the spot because they forced me
>>550790128it CAN be but you can never explain it to anyone, you just know how deep the pits of humanity go but never how to fully prevent them now how to cure them because the human experience is complex and you can't just throw some magic dust on a sad asshole to make him affirm life and let's be honest: most things the shrinks can do is teach you how to masterfully craft a ignoring mechanism for whatever fucking haunts you because whatever bothers you so much that you are about to eat a knife, won't go away if you say "it wasn't your fault".not only is your field extremely complex but also highly esotheric and personal.which means, even if you knew everything, you could not just cure the sadge out of one because the human experience if complex and everyone reacts differently to the same stimuli.
>>550790389That only proves that monsters and humans don't belong in the same space. Imagine your town getting mad at you for clearing out the bandits that have been raping them for years.
Looks like babies are too afraid to get MOGGED as usual. Fucking loser betas! Too scared to play against Temfag! Get flushed and mogged haters!
all 5 temfag a-loggers oiled up and naked and wrestling in mud
if you guys are still scared of temfag i can make the private server (again)
>>550791071I do not fear him. But I do not want to reward his shitty behavior by playing video games with him.
>>550791027i am very against attending social events.
How long does it take for Noelle to smile during the chapter 4 snowgrave scene? God who fucking knows. We’re all just throwing darts at a wall for some retarded thing that’s going to be like… as long as Her.ogg or some stupid shit like that.
>G-get f-flushed temturd!!>The cowardly anon hater said as he got railed by Temfags fat human cock, filling his tight formerly virgin bussy hole violently, his cock pulsating and throbbing with each thrust as the hater screamed out in pain at getting anally raped by a superior gigachad pillar.
>>550791250funny, coming from the guy who was bragging about allegedly having friends earlier.
>>550790429Hussie is actually insane
what if the answer being impossible to know is a metaphor for how noelle was never able to be truly happy after dess went missing
>>550791325hilarious eveni make friends the natural way.you don't have friends if you need social events for that.
>>550791414why is your fgfdhd small?? its usually bigger than that
>>550791506because i laughed a little.
>>550789945What have people made here other than a million Pippins OCs. This is like saying that Error Sans is a better design than anything Toby has made.
>>550791225regardless if what you think of him, last time we were 5-6 playersi thought that at least they would play again today
>>550791573the only good original works of this thread are the bunny getting desecrated by the friend-thingy.that thing's talented but wastes all this power to make retarded shit.
what if fave majored in something they ended up having no interest in haha and now they're about to graduate
>Me mogging this thread
>>550789891My friend majored in psychology the same time I went into business. Later I encouraged her to apply to analyst jobs because her degree prepared her with statistics classes and stuff like that which psychology researchers need to be able to publish. Now she works at a trading firm and I think she makes as much or more than I do. Now, we both graduated in 2023 so I recognize the job market has only gotten harder since then, but there's much worse options than psychology. >>550790064I wanted a minor in creative writing but I didn't earn enough credits. It is what it is. Covid was hard for my motivation.
>>550789945Are you saying Lancer is trans
>>550791414>I talk to other pedohiles on discord therefore it's okay that I'm a loser who never leaves his room.
>utg complains jackbox anon is gone>no one wants to actually join any other game
We should bring back Addisonas
>>550792087What if I refuse?
>>550792201addisons were just pippshits and tenna is just evolved spoidfaggotry.
>>550792189we're not playing with you because we don't like you. simple. taking your name off doesn't make your tantrums any less obvious.
>>550792309thats not even me you dumb nigger
>>550792285who is that character? are they from deltarune?
>>550792262
Maybe utg Needs A Schedule Or Sum Shit
>>550792285>addisons were [based and saved the thread] and tenna is just evolved [basedness]
>>550792432play the game, woman
>>550792481I played the game but I never saw that character. can you point out what scene they appear in?
>>550792481But there's no gray doe with Spamton glasses.
>>550792465>scheduling>for a vg generalActually kill yourself. DO IT. DO IT NOW.
>has never seen the gray doeabsolute video games journalist type behavior.
>>550792657Plus explain to the class where in the 4 chapters of Deltarune where this character has shown up.
>kwautsie was so twauamtised from seeing two lesbos that he schizo'd out like spamton in real life and his mind invented a completely different plot for the game involving a noelle-spamton swap for some reason
>>550792597
>>550792828because noelle gives him stimmies (porn) and spamton gives him stimmies (wacky) so combining both makes double stimmies!!!!!! nrargh
I'm going to schedule my next shitpost for 11:11 am (relevant because that's the right answer to the thank you page) look forward to it
>>550792713>>550792828i am not into oral but if that's all that comes out of your mouth is this dreadful garbage, i would reconsider my stance on oral sex just for you.maybe you'd find friends if you weren't such a garbage creature.
>>550793094THATNOTTIMEPERIODAAAAUUUHHHHHHHH
>>550786735"seven four"7+4 = 11
>>550793128so... you now want to mouth fuck those anons because of what they said? gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
>>550792712The only time I get a smirk from Alphys
>>550792982It's funny because Spamton is gay and Toby keeps doubling down on his gayness.
>>550793269don't worry.it's not even sexual.its just that i want them to stop speaking and i consider harsh measure to see it happen.a huge component for me is that the other side is having fun and i don't like to do things to someone thati wouldn't like.that's why i am against the oral and anal.
What if I downloaded blender just to mess with this carol model tho...Jk unless...
>>550793128but who is the character? I don't understand, when do they show up in the game?
>>550793128Please do not dodge the question: Where in Deltarune does the gray doe show up? You surely have an answer for this right? You wouldn't just reply to this post with more toothless vitriol, or worse yet, just ignore the question and resume your usual programming of acting like you're superior some Anons here.Right? I mean you're not a tourist after all, I'm sure you know enough about Deltarune to tell us where the gray doe is.I know this is ultimately all pointless because we both know you will not give us a satisfactory answer, now get back to your usual posting, Kraut. I'm sure on some level you are aware of your hypocrisy, if you'd just acknowledge it and accept Spamelle for what she is: A fan OC, it just so happens to have a fan OC YOU like, making her exempt from the same flak you give other Anons.TL;DR ur ghey in denial and a hypocrite, also you lost the game.
>>550793357Now THIS is a stimmy in my pants as in my erectadong is stimulated and looking for a wet hole to pound meat as in sexual intercourse Im naked and fapping btw
>>550793128Another overtly homosexual post from Schwanzhändler Kraut, even freakier than usual. Going directly into the Gay Kraut folder.
>>550793490>>550793532>https://youtu.be/Vr4IYjeplJA?t=35
11 hours11 years11 days11 months11 seconds 11 minutes11
Oh shit maybe I should learn blender to make porn with it.
>Start Asriel x Male Dess fic but never finish it despite getting 80% of the way through>Start Asgore x Rudy fic but don't get past 40-50% of the way through>Start Asriel focused fic and get like 50% of the way through before stopping againI wish my motivation/drive wasn't so damn dead. I just want to write my stories.
>>55079368011 hours 11 persons 11 doors
>>550793582The correct term is "Wurstfachverkäufer"
>>550793468do it, you won't regret it
>>550777303
>>550793817But will YOU regret it when I make feet images to post on here?
The sum of the weird route chapters (2+4+5) is 11
>>5507876482.66 would have 66 and that's a spooky gaster fun value
>>550793468all she needs is high-resolution lingerie.
>>550793850made of penicillin
>>550793850delicious!
>>550793869probs not
What is going on? Are we going to play a game tonight or no?
>>550793738Man I love 999 it's such a shame that the rest of the Zero Escape games are so underwhelming in comparison
>>550793850you're unpearable
>>550793798I still don’t understand who is the grey deer character with glasses
>>550794028i'm making myself more schizophrenic trying to think of a funny little number
>>550793850i can't pear to see this woman anymore
>>550793798Aw, he's correcting me on his preferred pet names, how cute. But unfortunately for you I am straight, and this isn't that coy little "I'm a straight boy tee hee" game that some of you gays are into, I'm actually only interested in women.
>>550794028i'm trying not to kill myself
>>550794028Some Anons Wanted MinecraftOther Anons Wanted SM64Some Are In The Magma Draw/Call?The JackboxAnon Is Gone, Etc
>>550794172>pet nameOHits you.i don't care what you like.
11 looks like 2 figures standing next to each other and also a doorway, there's a man in between...
Well since no one is hosting anything else like tf2 or minecraft I might as well just post what I wantI want to fuck nina matsumoto the fangamer artist for undertale merchandiseThat is all
>>550794028We have anons interested in other games but so far mc and tf2 have more than just one person mentioning itI think the whiteboard should just have people pitching their games so we can revisit games beyond just the one thread that takes a few mins to of a slow day to sneak in posts
Do you guys think the Anon that said their mom is Carol a few days ago threw up?
Temfag, you can always go play with non UTDR fans if you want. I just took my sleep meds because it's too late. Not everyone has the time or wants to play tf2 and minecrap.
>>550794460I think it was just a bit for the thread like alot of stuff on here
>>550794496I can play with your dads balls too get owned faggot
Ok but is it eleven WHAT? Miliseconds? years? simoleons? monkeys?
i can't fucking play online shit right now alright i need to refresh the thankyou page every 30 seconds and also my email inbox waiting for something to happen for the next 4 hours do you understand you little shit i'm busy right now i'm doing something PRODUCTIVE right now
>>550794460carol reminds me of my mom
>>550794593if toby isn't a shitter than any form of 11 will be accepted. but I have a hard time thinking nobody put that the first time around
If Tenna was a 4channer he would lowkey threaten to shit up the thread if people don't placate him by playing online games with him. He would also have constant melties when other posters get more attention.
>>55079459311 years and 11 hours to SMILE.
Send this image to your crush>>550777303
>>550794709>afraid of being mogged by me again
>>550793850mmmmmmm tasty
>>550794709almost all utdr characters would be the worst posters. some of them would be good
>>550794762But I don't love anyone anon. I can stand suffering unrequited love.
>>55079463511 seconds and 11 minutes were already sent during the first go, same with the library number. It's neither.
>>5507910595 Temfag a-loggers waiting to be sucked
Tenna and Spamton would fall for Jevil's bait everytime and get tricked into arguing with eachother.
>>550794775why are you mogging them so hard?
I want to do a Project Zomboid game with /utg/ and the bunker but I want to give the modding scene more time to cook. Then I'd need to figure out hosting + the modlist and make a writeup about it and blah blahWith how busy my life is gonig to be soon I don't know if I'll be able to organize anything anyways
>>550794762i wish i had a real crush but i do have a thread crush
>>550794787I guess Susie would be a pretty funny poster, more of a local lolcow pre character developer or a humble shitposter post character development.
Where is my little snowbunny?
>>550794908>spoilerWho is
Everyone should install dbz gekishin so we play in teams
I will not do anything that requires me to make a new account. I refuse to let corporations steal my data.
>>550794990not telling
>>550794990...CoL...
https://deltarune.com/chapter4/thankyou/what's the code
>>550795036VERY telly
>>550795094I DON'T KNOW, FUCKER?
>>550792712Alphys would be so much happier if she was the school nurse and got to inspect penis/pussy.
>>550795002id legit play that
>>550794908Is it meeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>550795094Something to do with 11
>>550794908I hope it's me :)please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please
>>550795120nooooo not telling>>550795158maaayyybbeeeeeeee but probably not
Um... ew.
Why would anyone even crush on someone from here
>>550795169sorry but no>>550795250:(
There's probably like 2 posters that have a crush on me because everytime I post an opinion on something or a "hot take" I get 1 or 2 replies that just say shit like "unfathomably based".Alas, my heart belongs to fave(and I'm dating IRL so you're barking up the wrong tree)
can you pick up some tendies thanks
>>550795313To looksmatch presumably
>>550795313there are a number of people into a horrible little toilet man
>>550795250Sometimes I'm a little scared someone here has a crush on me.
When did she smile? Time doesn't exist, yet it controls us anyway
>>550795340Yes, mistress...
This ARG thing is dumb because even if someone DOES manage to guess it, it will just lead to a tiny bit of information that will just have everyone guessing for months until it's finally revealed that information is completely different from what everyone guessed it would mean.I don't even think there's a real answer I think it's just Toby fucking with us.
>>550795094yeah that shit just came back didn't it?
>>550795313Uhh because I'm clever and charming and boring but caring?
>>550795327
>>550795409i got you pregnant btw
But did we get any new sweepstakes pages? Did anyone even bother to check?
>>550795328t. doom
I mean this nicely but if someone has a crush on me they need higher self-esteem and therapy
Threadlosers make me feel so much better about myselfThank you for being my personal Chris-chan
>>550795576who carejust go into a coma for a year and play chapter 5 when it comes out
>>550795576Yes, we checked, there's a masterlist that details whenever the site gets updated and the only thing that updated was bringing back the thankyou page and also adjusting the therapy page values slightly for some odd reason
>it's another "teehee I think a unnamed namefag is cute but uwu I don't want to say which!" episodeBoooring
you guys should join the minecraft server
I did not realize there was a new newsletter until I saw an email from 2 hours ago and none of my friends mentioned it to me either. At least I have some new fuel to use for my Tenna yume delusions!
>>550795313I can just tell from her brush strokes alone that whoever was drawing fuzzy dice pippins a few days ago is wife material.
>>550795705I think that one gasterfag is cute there I said it
I'll just have you know that I HATE your posts. They're all stupid and dumb and I look forward to it every day so I can filter them, and reply calling you a total retard whenever I feel like it, okay?! So don't keep me waiting!! Idiot!!!
It's 2202 the fire extinguisher code from chapter 4
>>550795705This is why they will never be loved by their crushes
>>550795784
>>550795798
>>550795202because my name is fujo peari have a song to sharei wanted to thank you for posting lots of menkissing tenna on his screen
>>550795873The first field is for your email dummy
>>550795761which
>>550794028I hate this image and character please never post agaiin.
i miss when i did things
fave's big squishy ass... ough...
How long did it take her to smile clearly has a non numeric answer, otherwise it would have been brute forced by now.
fave's small stiff ass... eugh...
You like them??? I mean, I guess...yeah no yeah they're cool yeah I see it. Dude I'm not being weird you are why am I being weird? No tell me like how am I weird I said they were cool.
>>550794123Why is SHE here??REMOVE her. NOW!
>>550796110this this this. so much this
I thought the how long it took her to smile thing got taken down from the site?
>>550796025Indeed...
>>550796037>>550776853
>>550796037It has to be numeric. We mostly did word answers the first time around, and got empty emails back. The only people that got answers back said specific amounts of time.
GUYS HOLY SHIT SOMEONE FIGURED OUT THE ANSWER AND GOT THIS IN THEIR EMAIL! DON'T GO ON /V/ UNLESS YOU WANT TO GET SPOILED ON THE IMAGE HERE.This has MASSIVE implications for Chapter 5!
>>550796297>no hooves
>>550796297can you post feet that aren't hagfeet thanks
>>550796110the opposite of this... eugh...
>>550796357lmfao
>>550796174Yes, It Kinda DidBut Now It ReturnedWith A Vengeance!
>>550796014I do too. I am trying again but it somehow doesn't feel the same.
>>550796297>gay furfags draw the goat boys with hooves>straight footfags draw the deer hag with human feetvery very interesting...
i think the most pleasant character to cum inside would be catti/QC, everyone else is either too small, too big, too young, too old, too unconventional, married, or an object
Fave masturbates to their vore fetish almost exclusively and rarely gets off on the idea of sex which has not been good for their motivation to date
>Solve my riddles hehehe btw you only get one guess and there's literally nothing to go off of in the game gee I sure wonder why no one's gotten it right yet This shit is so fucking gay Toby please learn how to do good ARGs
>>550796514But the goats don't have hooves???Wtf why can't they be vaguely on model, GOD porn artists are WORTHLESS!!
>>550796110True spoid.
>>550795917bwuh????
>>550796536FUCK YOU Tsundere plane is wife material!
>>550796565well fave if it makes you feel any better i was very similar for years until eventually it started to shift the other way around so it may strangely be a good thing how over saturated it is in your life in the sense it may simply become more interesting to start exploring outside of it given enough time
>>550796692Make sure you're subscribed to the newsletter with the same email or you won't get the reply
Shove my fave in fave's squishy boote....
>>550796851
>>550795002i have gekishin and i call dabura
>>550796770it is. now what?
>>550796898When I did this Toby game a dick pic...It was 8 inches...
mario 64 coop dx is still openpassword UTGwe got a gotefren in the server
>>550796584https://vocaroo.com/13gBhGhIy60i
I think you guys are overreacting to this whole thing a little, it's ok for something to take a bit of time
I did 11 hours, 11 years, and 11
>>550796948Now you wait and hopefully you input an actual numeric answer on the box below instead of bullshit because it only takes your first answer
>>550796948
>>550796948Now we wait about a day or so for the form to close and then we'll find out how wrong we were and then in a few months we'll get another email to try a third time
>>550796948Now you wait, I think it was roughly 24 hours for the reply last time.
Could fave (buttlusted) defeat Krillin? Describe how.
Shouldn't there be an anchor post for answers other anons have already used so people aren't just wasting their chances saying the same thing as everyone else?
>>550797194android 17 could buttlust me
>>550797010i settled on 11 months cause if you start in January it's 11 months until December
PHOTOS OF METTATON FOUND IN THE GASTER FILES???
>>550797234there's a community spreadsheet and form going around if you wanna take a look at ithttps://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSf4_jFUBYzilzlIrmtOn_fADTx3c9gQ_3t1v-41b8oUMYugTg
>>550796110Canon Noelles butt
>>550797335wow i can't believe i fucked up the link here you go againhttps://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSf4_jFUBYzilzlIrmtOn_fADTx3c9gQ_3t1v-41b8oUMYugTg/viewform
>>550796536Kris would be pleasurable to cum inside just from seeing the fear from getting pregnant
*dances to the kitchen for a midnight snack*
THE MOST EVIL CHARACTER IN FICTION
>>550796565My fave is like that but for shota
>>550797554Kris deserved to be groomed.
>>550796584Is it even a riddle if it's incomprehensible and everyone is just guessing? Most of the ARG stuff is kind of lame because it's about characters we know nothing about
>>550796909LMAO nice one
>>550797514I just ate a fuckload of cold stale rice right out of the takeout container
>>550797697where's the giant cock?
Something like this is actually gonna happen in Deltarune but it's a message from Gaster and it will be the greatest kino to ever kino
>>550797784Gone. Reduced to atoms.
>>550797697Noelle's cus.January.
>>550796851>>550796909>The Box>Toy-Chica's Beak>TOYSNHK>CC's Name>Foxy Grid>MM-Runaway
>>550797632Agreed
>>550797697Yep Im thinking its time to make more eggnog tomorrow
>>550795737i can't, it keeps saying "Invalid session" :(
>>550797808It will actually be Sans.But he will be of no help and make you guess in circles.
>>550797647I've been very tolerant of Toby's bullshit for a long time but this shit is the last straw for me, now I'm just annoyed with him Literally "I'm thinking of a number between 1 and infinity"
Feeling foreverially Gasterized and loving it right now
>>550797697I don't understand how men find this bodytype attractive in art. It's a little bit grotesque
>>550798082That's probably the joke.
>>550797808his profile pic will be this
My Name?
>>550798132I assume it's a mental illness like fatfags
>>550796157As you wish, GODkugod.
>>550798082has anyone inputted the infinity symbol
male chara's small stiff bony man ass. like a fuckin' cutting board that thing. you could chop up some tomatoes on that evenly surfaced ass. you could fly a plane off that runway of an ass. build a minecraft castle on that ass sideways. chara's not an impatient person but you bet your own ass he will be shifting from side to side about every 30 seconds because of that flat, fucking, ass! it is so tiny and so miniscule i don't even have a good image of it, in fact, i don't have any image, just to prove a point. even if you were looking straight at it, you'd have to imagine it and start rotating that bitch in your head, because chara's ass, my friend, it is nowhere to be found. and yet, i manage to grasp it with both hands anyway through the sheer power of my love for this fantastical ass and the person it is attached to. i grasp it and i knead it
>>550796979>got a gotefrenanyone else?
>>550798132Genuine answer: The lack of realism helps a lot in selling looks. In reality, I'd like something more retrained but the lack of realism kind of unlocks the monkey part of the brain that goes "big=good".Non-serious answer: lmao what are you a straight woman? lame.
>>550798082It's not a random number though. There's a bunch of important numbers (specifically times) in-game and it's clearly one of them. Just because no one guessed it the first time doesn't mean it's unsolvable or random, it just means most people are retarded and wasted their guess on "666" or some shit. Also because your email has to be subscribed to the newsletter, it's possible someone DID guess right but didn't get a response because they weren't subscribed.
>>550798082I suggest finding something relaxing to do anon. This whole thing isn't that important and won't matter to your enjoyment of the game, he's basically giving some dogs a way to chase their tails, it's harmless.
>>550797808Pony Island did it first.
>>550798132Porn just exaggerates everything to a disgusting degree.A normal woman isn't enough, I need BIGGER boobs!I NEED BIGGER hips!!!I NEED THE SMALLEST WAIST!!!!
>>550798352All of that dude's games are great.
>>550798208Perfection.
>>550798229nobody with a diet of pie and chocolate could have a small ass, i don't believe you
>>550798290just me and him, but hes lou albano mario nowI tried to message a guy on discord but he hasnt responded
Both smiley face and snowflake are gaster-letters
>>550798208Finally this man gets it.
What if it closes in 3 minutes and we get nothing
>>550798132>>550798206>>550798371man you guys are whiney.
>>550798132>>550798206>>550798371silence woman.
>>550798535>He said while whiningSeems like you need some rape correction.
What happened? What arg? I just woke up
>>550798463he just has really, really good metabolism like i do where he can just eat pure fucking junk all the time yet still remain on the border of being underweight. but alright... fine.... i admit i'd still love chara even if his ass was fat! i admit it! okay! i just find the flat ass thing more charming and more fitting for chara somehow. don't make me explain it. but ughhhh fine if he had a massive ass i could squeeze amd juggle and play around with until he swats my face away and use as a pillow when he's too absorbed into something to care ughhh fine i guess i'll enjoy it! whatever
>>550798613Not even woman, short and fat women
>>550798630gasters pirates made off with our treasure
>>550798630the /thankyou page from the sweepstakes opened up againworks exactly the same as last time, put an email on the top box and a numerical answer to the question "How long did it take her to smile?" on the bottom boxthen, wait for an answer, whenever that may be
>>550798624sorry but i do the raping here
>11 years>11 hours>11 snowflakes
I just lapsed into an intense daydream where I constructed an entire chapter 5 fanfiction involving Kris finding a Room In-Between at Sans's house. This is not the first time I've done something like this. I looked this up and I think I have something called 'maladaptive daydreaming'. It's not bad enough to where I'm unemployed or anything but I can daydream things up for so long, even though I actually have really poor literal visualization skills (ie I'm pretty much aphantasic)
>>550798778>11 men inside Carol's wet holes
>>550798778>Newsletter starts with "Cold water falls from the top of the sky."
>>550798715It's just the sleeping dog for me. Did I miss it?
>>550798905https://deltarune.com/chapter4/thankyou/
>>550798889
>>550777303Happy December 20th
i love buckethead <3
>>550798208Honestly, a hotter pairing.
>>550799085Christmas! Just 5 days away!
Has anyone tried inputting Cyanoelle to the website?
I'm debating killing myself
>>550799292don't
>>550799292please just talk to a therapist to get you some medication
>>550799292do it i don't care
How would you feel if Noelle awarded you one kiss on the cheek?>>550799292Don't do that>>550799341Therapists don't do that, psychiatrists are the ones that do that. General doctors can as well.
>>550799292Take me with you, we may die, but we die as brothers as we face the never ending darkness that awaits us.
>>550799292I sometimes have intrusive suicidal ideation but unironically remind myself there are at least THREE CHAPTERS OF DELTARUNE LEFT
>>550799292Please don't. Your life is worth living. If I can deal with being a gross tranny, I'm sure you can muster up the strength to live on.
I know no one in the thread cares right now but my dicerot has become terminal. I'm currently watching https://youtu.be/3e-m42eBBtE and writing in a txt document what I think each pippins voice would be. Maybe someday a Fujo and Battat vocaloid video will be possible
>>550799292who your fave? also dont kill yourself its not worth it im saying it as someone who attempted
>>550799527fujo's high pitch voice would a nightmare as a vocaloid
GUYS I INPUTTED CUM AND IT WORKED
>>550799292Please don't. Fave would be sad
Fave hitting you with that "ADHD dose is too high" stare.
>>550799247Are they related to Turquoise!Chara?
>>550799620congratulations!
>>550799292YOU Are Better Than ThatYOU Are Stronger Than ThatThe ONLY Thing That Should DieAre Those THOUGHTS Of Yours
>>550799672No but they're part of the same continuity as Noellow
>>550799292It might help to talk about some of your problems in the thread. A lot of anons are probably experiencing the same thing. as the saying goes, all roads lead to 4chan>>550799614So far, gumi (Megpoid), Nekomura Iroha and Mew are my top choices for fujo
tell me about adhd medsdo they work and are there side effects
Tuhara...
>>550798229I thought I was the only one liked small bottomed boys
Hi, I'm looking for more fan songs that sound bad in a good way like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JcabOdMQ5I(sorry I have no music vocabulary)
join mario 64 dx coop password UTG if you are a MANLY man!
>>550799527I care
>>550798535Do you have the time to listen to fave whine
>>550799729It just feels like all of the walls are closing in on me and I can either end it now painless or die a prolonged death
>>550799880you are not, my friend.
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>>550800109>anon discovers the secret undertale soul trait called "empathy"
>>550800109Technically 12 with yours.That Anon should get some help.
https://deltarune.wiki/w/13amThis plays during the 2nd Sanctuary and after the 3rd Sanctuary, while 12am plays after the first Sanctuary. The "Thank you..." scene happens towards the end of the first Sanctuary, so around 12AM/midnight.The filename for 13am is "tin_night.ogg" which might be connected to tinnitus.ogg which plays when Kris kicks the SOUL around in the trash can.Do we know around what time the Holiday mansion scenes take place? Obviously it's flexible since you can take your sweet time getting there, but the same is true for the sanctuaries yet they still have a clear timeline based on those song names.
>>550800167What did Gaster mean by this
GAST GAST GASTIM GONNA STEP ON THE GAST
>>550799946temfag, my love, add THIS edit to your collection
Hello everynyan, I have come here to announce that if that guy kills himself then Chapter 5 will be released in 5 days.
>>550799946What About Manly Women (Susie)Or Womanly Men (Ralsei)Or The ENBY? (Kris)Or Bird, Or Doe, Or Cat
>>550800271>tin nighttin knight...tinsel is christmasy too
>>550800109>11 hours>11 years>11 replies
why can't i select the head that i prefer
What's with the 11 motif? Is this an actual observation or just some far fetched schizo theory?
eleven grand dad
Fave i cna't think of anything else to post
>chapter 4 dialogue starts with thinking about time>ends with "thank you"Hmmm...
>>550800874It's from its association with "Deltarune will be waiting", particularly Forgotten Man's "whether 11 hours or 11 years from now".
>>550800874Chapter 3 egg man
>>550800975Sorry, I "cna't" EitherSo Here Are Some Fave
>>550800985This could be it, maybe it's the time from Chapter 1's release to Chapter 4's release
>>550801105Animal Crossing faves :) I like them
>>550800595no girls allowed this is for MANLY men!
https://x.com/tobyfox/status/1973433846269108255the dog has spoken
11 filtered posts
im thinking about burgerlat
Are you all absolutely sure the 2nd field is a numerical answer? It seems to take words just fine
>>550801416DON'T CLICK ON THIS IT MAKES FAVE GAS
>>550801460Yes. We did this before and answers without a number were considered blank. It accepts text presumably because you're supposed to specify a time interval with your number. Also stop wasting your guesses.
>>550800985Isn't it fucked up this does cries are unused dialog? Toby is the real villain.
>>550800649ROBOT SANTA KNIGHT THEORY
good morning /utg/. howsit going?>>550794908you have posted about this before, why don't you just confess who it is at this point? you're torturing yourself by not saying it.>>550801460the numbers don't lie.
>>550801460Anon. >>550796262>>550801567
>>550799292What kind of asshole would name their kid that...?
>>550801146stuff like that I'm not so sure on since it operates on info you could only know after 3+4. I'm putting my money on 11 cause 2 4 and 5 from https://deltarune.com/chapter5/ adds up to 11
>>550801416literally how the fuck did you do this
>>550800323https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xJz2Qxlv-U
i hate headaches
>>550801416
>>550801571>Claus = ClausHoly kino
>>550801571This is actually just more support towards Dess Knight theory. Her armor and weapons are subconsciously modeled after random bullshit from her life, but twisted and evil. She's succumbed to darkness and now sees herself as an amalgamation of things rather than as a person.
will toby punish us if we can't figure out the puzzle
>>550801784He texted me and said he's ruining the ending. Also he's going to come out as a Tpublican
>>550801586Good morning goatbro, I'm doing good because I'm going and hanging out with a friend for his birthday this weekend and family to visit after that so it's going to be a busy week. Feels great, even.
>>550801784He's rerunning this so he can use our stupid answers for another Mike scene in Castle Town.
>>550801843glad to hear <3
silent knighthand holey knight
this game needs a hero
>>550801865Honestly you might be right lol, I believe it.
>>550801774I mean this still supports it , just that rather than "darkness corruption" dess might be a cyborg made with similar technology to mettaton's EX body.
would you forgive toby if the answer to this riddle is stupid
>>550800271>>550800649>>550801571>tin night>tin knight>tin man has no heart>with your heart as my mark
>>550801571What is the point of all this? In Mother 3 it was meaningful that this happened to your beloved son/brother you knew from the start. By ignoring basic storytelling is Toby intentionally making this reveal meaningless to the player because we're a bad person for playing as Kris?
>>5508020082000 years, evisceration pit. best I can do.
Is it something to do with susie smiling instead?
>>550801675Put your feet in some warm to hot water to pull blood away from your head. Also try getting a boner.
Anatomically accurate fave is best fave
>>550802008If it's the seconds in the red pixel scene like Andrew Cunnyham suggested or something else extremely pedantic, then I'll be mad. If it's just kinda silly or dumb, then I won't be mad.
>>550802114I Doubt Its Susie>>550787061
Her smile was promised to me 3000 years ago
>>550802150
>>550785662Where is this from?
>>550802250name. on.
>>550802049We don't get Asriel flashbacks until the end but people still care about him. There's more than one way to execute a story beat.
>>550802278I got it off the thread, sorry. no clue
>>550784132>game is full of insincere smiles>>550802114>one of the few sincere smiles in the game (the only one?)Kraut might be onto something...
>>550802293Meds. Now.
I'm not dying for Asriel.
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berdfag can you post your 2 (or maybe more) doodles again. i forgot to save them and i like them, especially that one where burgerley lies in bed
>>550802456You've convinced meThis will be your downfall
>>550802456mang i got stuff goin on rn like sleeping and shi
Amazing Digital Circus is gonna spoil the game
If someone is spamming links to discord or servers please ignore it and use the report button.
>>550802391Red. Cow.
For every 1225 answer, I'm delaying deltarune for another year.
>>550793735Post wips to get motivation.
>>550802463Bramble's Stuff?
Kris' hair shading doesn't even make fucking sense here
did anyone try 67
>>550802719*breaks down into tears*
>>550802114I fuarking love this little girl
I'm gonna go all in on no one guesses it right
>>550802714That's Chara taking over their body retard
>>55080271967 is the only number that was able to thaw noelle's frozen heart
>>550802714thats the point. its referencing the weird color palette used in the uboa scene in yume nikki
>>550802463>>550802682
would soozie call someone a "wagie"
>>550802779I predict that someone guessed right last time but either didn't have their email subscribed to the newsletter or chose not to share whatever they got for guessing right
There is a bet for this on Kalshi and a whale put a massive call inHmmmmm
sorry magmafriends im trying hard to join but gaster is throwing many interruptions my way. still trying, i have stuff i want to do there
>>550802901No but she would call people townies despite not being from the city herself.
>>550802931>>550802931>>550802931
>>550802914someone's dad would have sex with this.
>>550802714Nothing makes sense in that weird scene. The color changes, the tone changes, the audio does not match the game, the hair thing you mentioned not only is a weird color added for whatever reason, the wind effect makes no sense. If I were to describe the scene blind, it is like a shaman ritual mixed with science experiment gone haywire as per the escalating warning alert. Noelle getting more scared was making the snowflakes in the room spin faster.It makes it all sound like Noelle is part of a science experiment and the SOUL is acting like a malevolent spirit. Which makes no sense in game lore wise, but that's the experience Toby gives for us to interpret.
>>550802969Fucked up.
are we at the boomp limit yet
>>550802858I've never played yume2ki because I'm scared of jumpscares
>>550802918I doubt Toby is a prediction market guy, he's in his 30s and not divorced
>>550802682>>550802859i remember there's more, but yes. thank you
