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spamton g spamtonthat's my fucking name
Why does my butthole smell like poop?
>HE SHOWERS OUR SOULS WITH INCREDIBLE DEALS>AND WITH HEARTY PEEPIS, OUR HEART HE SO STEALS>NO FOOL WOULD BE GREATER>THAN HE WHO DENIES>THAT SPAMTON GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO EARN WILD PRIZE>NOT A CIRCUS CLOWN, WHO'S MORE SICK THAN HE FUNNY>A LOVEABLE SALESMAN, WHO GIVE ME FREE MONEY>YOU MAY ASK, "WHO IS NEXT?">YOU MAY ASK, "WHO WILL BE?">"WHO WILL BE SECRET BOSS OF ADVENTURE NO. 3?">ME DONT KNOWS. AND ME DONT CARES!>ME ONLY CARES ABOUT SPAMTON>THE REST CAN GO UP IN THE AIRS!!Please pay $4.99 to continue the poem.
>>550803124maus did you try the email thing
doomin'
>>550803161*Doomed
big toriel boobies
>>550803124*pays with 4.99 KFC buckets*
>>550803293>hag
Doom what is your take on Toby coasting on Chrono Trigger, stealing from Chrono Cross, and trying a Radical Dreamers website email thing? Is it hubris for taking a shot at the throne? Or is it a fan given too much power?
>>550803293proof?? source??
>>550803029Do you guys like my weather duo baby, she's meant to be based on geologic phenomena in contrast to her parents.
Today I will remind them.
>>550803143No, I should give that a go.>>550803350>SPAMTON, O, SPAMTON,>OF MY FRIENDS, YOU ARE THE BEST>AN OBJECT, HEART SHAPED, PLEASE TAKE FROM MY CHEST>I'LL GIVE YOU MY RICHES, I'LL GIVE YOU MY POORS>KROMER SANDWICH I FEED YOU, LIKE MONEY-FILLED SMORES>YOU ARE HONEST AND PERFECT, NO NEED TO REPENT>I'LL GIVE YOU MY STUFF 'TIL I DON'T HAVE A CENT>AND WHEN I HAVE GIVEN, WITH NO MORE TO GIVE>I'LL MAKE SURE HIS HATERS HAVE NOT LONG 2 LIVE>I'LL SMASH MY TV WITH A BATTERING RAM>(EMOTIONAL) I'LL KILL MY TV WITH A BATTERING RAM!>I'LL BRUSH MY TV WITH MAYONNAISE AND SLIMES>(MOVING) I'LL CRUSH MY TV FOR ITS HORRIBLE CRIMES!>I DON'T NEED A TV ANYMORE!>SPAMTON IS HERE, AND HE I ADORE!!!!!!
opinions on pointy tenna?personally I think this is ASS and I'm glad they DIDN'T go this route.
>>550803293FOREBODEN
Bonjour les p'tits oiseaux, bonjour les copains!
Weird route is the only good thing about Deltarune and no one will care once it's done after chapter 5.
>>550802931Mah gurl
>>550803379I have a feeling that despite everything, he's just going to end up doing Kingdom Hearts but slightly better. I meme about Chrono Cross all the time but I really doubt that's his source of inspiration based on what we have seen. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4It2Prl5E-Q
>>550803423cool idea, makes me think of acid rain since that happens when acidic shit in the ground evaporates with water
>>550803423I like her>green and inbetween ignoring that what’s the thing she’s based on?
MARIO 64 DX COOPPASSWORDUTGSTAR ROAD
>>550803293
>>550803440*steals back the KFC buckets but leaves 1 single chicken wing*
thrivin'_
You check Fave's Instagram and they've been liking a bunch of Nick Fuentes reels
>>550803103your poop transplant was a success. your gut microbiome should make a full recovery
>>550803571You AI generate porn of people who work on Deltarune for sick sexual pleasure and then spammed the thread with it. No, I don't think I want to play games with you.
>>550803474https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ovA4nAsrbw
>>550803718>sick sexual pleasurethat's all sexual pleasure retard. moralfag about it being a violation of consent, not about it being a kink
>>550803718there are 4 players already
You tell Fave a latin phrase and they say they don't speak European
Dialtone is the Dump to Shop 3's Hip Shop
>>550803814>all sexual pleasure is sickWhat are you, Catholic?
>>550803814>that's all sexual pleasure retardis that you Epsteinbro?
how long did it take her to MY DELTARUNE
>>550803889that's my boy!
>>550803474j'adore mon fave, il est très beau
>>550803973every yum is someone else's yuck. for everything anyone likes, someone else is disgusted by it. any strict definition any sexual pleasure as sick is defining all sexual pleasure as sick. either it's all sick or it's all natural. you decide. such is the way of the worm.
>>550803814Immorality is when things gross me out, the more grossed out I am the more immoral it is.
Such is lifehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzoaoa18yf8
Are we going to figure out the stupid schizo thankyou shit or did you guys all throw in the towel already
>>550803814>you can't use someone's likeness without hecking consent!!!lmao no. It doesn't affect the real person or their belongings in any way, so consent isn't needed.
>>550803797Don't worry. I don't either
>>550804227So if someone deepfaked you taking it in the ass you'd be cool with it?
>>550804227>nuancefag in the flesh direct from discord to defend temfag love to see it
>>550804215Toby Gave Us A Second Chance At ThatBut I Dont Think We Know Much More Than Last Time
>>550804170god...
>>550804215It's a flop ARG, there's not really anything to guess that isn't a widely known important number (1225/2202/1997/666) and hasn't been tried yet and Toby is expecting people to read his mind
>>550804269Yeah.>>550804307That's a flattering nickname to give someone.
>>550803596Ok, fine then.>ADORE I HE AND, HERE IS SPAMTON!!!!!!>ANYMORE TV A NEED DON'T I!>(MOVING) CRIMES HORRIBLE ITS FOR TV MY CRUSH I'LL!>SLIMES AND MAYONNAISE WITH TV MY BRUSH I'LL>(EMOTIONAL) RAM BATTERING A WITH TV MY KILL I'LL!>RAM BATTERING A WITH TV MY SMASH I'LL>LIVE 2 LONG NOT HAVE HATERS HIS SURE MAKE I'LL>GIVE TO MORE NO WITH, GIVEN HAVE I WHEN AND>CENT A HAVE DON'T I 'TIL STUFF MY YOU GIVE I'LL>REPENT TO NEED NO, PERFECT AND HONEST ARE YOU>SMORES MONEY-FILLED LIKE, YOU FEED I SANDWICH KROMER>POORS MY YOU GIVE I'LL, RICHES MY YOU GIVE I'LL>CHEST MY FROM TAKE PLEASE, SHAPED HEART, OBJECT AN>BEST THE ARE YOU, FRIENDS MY OF>SPAMTON, O, SPAMTON,
>>550804049>* (from the message, you can just barely hear...)* "...They know me, they know my voice, it HAS to be you!">* (How strange!)>>550804170you understand>>550804227I'm just saying you've gotta pick your battles and "it's bad because fetish!!" is not a good pick>>550804307that's not me.
>>550804394Epsteinbro…
/utg/ got really lame after temcord and tasquecord became a thing.
Fave doesn’t want to take their Adderall anymore
Post kino.
>>550804524mogged lmao
>>550804142It's not sick because it's "not my kink," it's just a naked image of a woman, kinks don't even factor into it. It's sick because it's exploitative and malicious. You think you are enlightened for seeing the trees instead of the forest.
>>550804567Didn't the deltatraveler devs quit because people kept making fun of this
>>550804562pass it to me so i can focus on gamedev and tf2
>>550804435I disagree. Calling it degenerate is a more fitting criticism. This is an issue of moral vices, but not ethical violations.
>>550804612Sounds gay. Be cringe and free.
>>550804621Nobody cares about your off site chatroom with your discord friends, get flushed.
>>550804618It kind of just makes fave hyperfocus on random stuff, be super irritable, and honestly not really do much.
>>550804524the discord is not by any means new and has existed for several years. tasquefaggot has done nothing of note positive or negative to the thread and will be forgotten after when he leaves>>550804581then... why specify sick sexual pleasure? what's the point there? what are you actually hoping to achieve?>You think you are enlightened for seeing the trees instead of the forest.Im not enlightened about shit I just like talking and thinking about stuff. if you're approaching my messages with the idea that i'm talking from a position of authority, you are approaching them wrong
>>550804684Doomercuckofuckoshittobrapobitch…
>>550804567
>>550804621Everybody cares about your off site chatroom with your discord friends, get rinsed.
>>550804710hyperfocusing on random stuff still sounds fun to me, like it will make those things super awesome all of a sudden
>>550804735>temcord excuses and lies You guys are why the thread sucks, congratulations.
>>550804612yes>>550804649do what you want I'm just pointing it out>>550804657the issue I think is that they were taking themselves too seriously. the entire deltatraveler genocide route is filled with stuff like this
Tired
>>550804612They edited that dialogue out ages ago but only quit recently. The real reason they quit is because they decided to completely rework all existing chapters and they simultaneously wildly changed their plans for upcoming chapters and scrapped a bunch of work as a result. The scope of project far exceeded what was always an attempt to chase after a fleeting meme ("Kris where the hell are we?")
>groomercordDisgusting.
>>550804735>why specify sick sexual pleasure?buzzwords from a triggered feminist, plain and simple.
>>550804859>no lies in the messageoh...kay? it's a free thread. you can always fuck off to /v/ or, y'know, qualitypost. the thread is only as good as its best contributor, or whatever.okay, now no more biting bait! not filling up another thread with this shit! bye
>>550804883>we'll never see the confirmed zelda chapter where kris actually can be link but blue Zad!
at this point im convinced my haters are just triggered femtards twitter users. I stopped posting deepfake temmie porn months ago get over it roastie.
>>550804883Kris where the hell are we is still funny to me. I have quite a few in my collection. Currently I have 38 of them.
>>550805004>not filling up the thread, no sir, just making ooooooooooone more post about it!Come on down to the temcord, we have sexual predators that belong in jail!
>>550804567I still don't know how to read aulish so whenever I read about stuff like F!¥)_TWre Rewrite Lumberswapfell Conjunctivitis Sans I feel like I've failed
>>550805056Minimalist logofied faves...
>>550804735>why specify sick sexual pleasure?To specify that they're not referring to sexual pleasure that isn't sick, exploitative, or malicious. That's generally how words work.I don't think you're speaking from a position of authority, I think you think everyone else is just making kneejerk judgments and if they TRULY thought about it then they could only possibly reach the same conclusions you did. This is not the case.
>>550805118It's not one of those autistic multi combination AUs, it's just the creator's version of Underfell (Underfell is the one where everyone is red and black and edgy)
>>550804735>discordfaggot sucking off tasque nowgreat
>>550804562Is adderall worth it?>>550804612it was more about the rewrites iirc(>>550804883) yeah what this guy said>>550805118>picevery day the googoefren gif gets more relevant>>550805129>#candidkek_
>>550805207ik I'm just talking in general
Was the Weird Route planned from the beginning or was it added during the development of Chapter 2? Are there any hints of it in Chapter 1?I know the Shadow Crystals probably weren't originally planned since Jevil didn't originally give you one.
>>550805326of course one of the discordfags made that unfunny shit
This is gonna be my name goin forward. You guys like it?
>>550805361weird route was planned because the hospital beads toy has its gimmick set up in chapter one, which was planned to be different based on normal/weird route_
>>550804567https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FxzC9QkX8qk&pp=ygUYYnV0IG5vYm9keSBjYW1lIHBhY2lmaXN0
>Originally, the climbing mechanic just used the normal overworld mov-wait hold on>Originally, the climbing mechanic just use>just use>use>use>use>USE???TOBY FOX has been REPLACED by an ESL SKINWALKERTHIS IS NOT A DRILLWHERE IS THE REAL TOBY FOXWHERE ARE THEY KEEPING HIM
>>550805419Tasquedad was much funnier.
I just realized my anger issues went away, huh.
Hello, I want to smooch Papyrus, okay goodnight, zzzz
>>550805468deltarune chapter 5 are wonned you bloody porki bastard benchods saar
>>550805381are you talking about the googoefren gif? im pretty sure that didn't come from the discord>>550805419tasquedad...>>550805468the Japanese brain mites got to his leftbrain>>550805543hey papyrusfags what makes that goober attractive to yall_
>musky baby making sex with doe in heat
>>550805468He's turning japaneseHe's turning japaneseI really think so think so think so think so
I would've liked Deltatraveler and been more saddened by its cancellation if they didn't shoehorn Underfell into it I've never liked the premise of "Undertale but fucked up and dark and evil" and it lost my interest that I got from the Earthbound chapter (I genuinely liked it, even if it was edgy in the obliteration route)
>>550803423What is it
>>550805361>I know the Shadow Crystals probably weren't originally planned since Jevil didn't originally give you one.The Crystals themselves were a late addition but technically you receive an item from Jevil in the form of armor or a weapon which could have served a similar purpose in terms of fusion. Maybe Toby added the Crystals because he realized Seam taking your equipment away was a bad idea. The hole at the bottom of the cliff where equipment and Crystals transfer between save files was in the chapter 1 demo, I think. At least it's in the images I found online, but I'd have to go download the demo itself to double check.
>>550805648>will never have a doe gf>will never have a gf interested in deltarune>will never have real friends interested in deltarune>will never be able to be myself with people irlwhy even live_
>>550802931For those coming in just now, the /thankyou page has just reopened a few hours ago. Get some answers going, you can find it at the usual link.>https://deltarune.com/chapter4/thankyou/If you're unaware, prior to the release of Chapters 3 and 4, the second half to the Spamton Sweepstakes dropped, and along with it, /thankyou was found in the updated pages. We are now aware it was a teaser for the Chapter 4 Weird Route, more specifically the scene where Noelle says "Thank you" to the player after the Holiday House event has taken place. The page contains two boxes that accept numbers and letters, and a third box that sends out the messages to a Fangamer hosted server. By inputting your email in the first box, and an answer to the site question on the second box ("How long did it take her to smile?") your email will automatically get signed up for a new, secret tier of the UNDERTALE/DELTARUNE newsletter upon clicking the third box. Keep in mind, you have to be already subscribed to any other tier before your answer actually upgrades the email, though. Also keep in mind that only your first answer will be sent per email, so if you messed up the first time around, there's no re-dos. (1/2)
>>550805468It's a single letter typo, stop sperging out
Suzy vs Susie is like Asuka Langley vs Asuka Shikinami
>>550805837This drives a man to rape...
SUSIES TITS RAHHHHHH
>>550805940Kya weep
>>550805837>why even live_To Share Nice Moments With US, Of CourseIsn't It Better To Create Memories In HereThan To Not Create Any Memories At All?
>>550805468Unironically misread that as Starwalker
>>550805609not a papyrusfag but he definitely has the best personality out of the whole cast, every time I hear him mentioned after deltarune came out it feels like talking about some dead family member that's taboo to bring up
>>550804215If it's something like counting the seconds in game until a scene happens I refuse to participate
it is 7 am and i just woke up :D
>>550802931>>550805887FAQ>So, what's the answer?Who knows? The only clues we have are the fact that nobody got it correct the first time around, which is too much to talk about, so you can research that whole thing yourself. Good news is, a lot of people input a lot of different answers, letting us gather enough information to know that the answer requires a specific length of time. By inputting just a number, it will automatically count the answer in seconds, but you can specify stuff like "20 days" and it will also accept that unit. The highest it seems to go is counting in years, but you can also input the same amount of time in different units and you'll get different responses according to the unit used. For example, inputting "60" will result in an email saying that you answered 60 seconds, but inputting "1 minute" will result in a different email saying you answered 1 minute. Keep in mind, this is knowledge we got from the first go, so we don't know if it even matters. All we know is that the answer is something numerical, and not a phrase or sentence.>Should I input 1225/666/2583?These are the most common answers. If you wanna help, you're better off inputting something different. You still get the benefits of getting signed up to the secret tier either way, so it's better to have a wider range of answers.>Where can I see what people have already tried?/How can I make sure people know what I've answered?There's a community form and spreadsheet being developed to make sure we get as wide of a range as possible. You can find the form here:>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSf4_jFUBYzilzlIrmtOn_fADTx3c9gQ_3t1v-41b8oUMYugTg/viewform That's about it. Hopefully, this helps people catch up. (2/2)
>>550804567https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XY2iuJWgf28
>>550805953why rape when you could masturbate? pussy isn't THAT good>>550805996this is true actually good post>>550806008that image always cracks me up. I do enjoy papyrus's "will always, ALWAYS believe in you" gimmick to a point it just feels kind of overplayed_
>>550804369>and Toby is expecting people to read his mindwhy do you think this and not that he expects people to guess wildly different things because it's intentionally vague
>>550806008>it feels like talking about some dead family member that's taboo to bring upPaps is Dess??!!
>>550805695https://youtu.be/L_LfXzEpCZY
>>550804915Whenever Kris plays a G chord
>>550806251Well, Dess is the Knight and Papyrus is also the Knight so it's the only reasonable conclusion to make
>>550806171>why rape when you could masturbate? pussy isn't THAT goodIt's not just the pussy, it's the contact, the warmth, the raw emotion. Rape elevates it to a higher degree.
>>550806251HOLY SHIT YOU CRACKED THE CODE PAPSDESS INSIDE ME
>>550805830What did you originally receive and what did Seam do?
>>550806364this feels like kleptomaniac or pyro justification. "it's not just getting *stuff*, it's the Rush, the Thrill!! the Emotion!!!!!" too much risk for too little reward_
>>550806171Kekeke, Of CourseI Make Nothing But Good PostsMy Dear Deer Friend
>>550803563>>550803570Much appreciated!>>550805805I may have worded it strangely, she reports on geologic events like earthquakes and volcanic eruptions. Visually she's meant to be earth, or at least earth-adjacent and her hair based on a star; I wasn't thinking too hard about it overall, just messing around.
>>550806604THOUSTE FAGGOTE
>>550806604You pick fights with people for no reason and get really aggressive when your ESL reading comprehension confuses you and makes you >angy
>>550799527here's what I have so far, im not a vocaloid expert though which means a lot of them need fixinghttps://files.catbox.moe/xek9zp.txt
>>550806501I thought Pyro's justification was that he thinks he's shooting rainbows at everyone in a happy unicorn land
>>550806654Berdly & NoelleTruly The Most Gayest Of Them All>>550806701Yeah, I Can Tell You're Currently>angy
>>550803423I didn't realize this was new and skipped over it, this looks awesome anon! very cute
>>550806713I thought fujo was supposed to sound like that one p##y
>>550806364Rapelet spotted. Rape isn't satisfying at all. Cuddling and spooning for hours is better than minutes of sex.
>>550806871yeah exactly...>will never experience this with someone I lovewhy even live_
>>550806969what is the context of this gif
Fave is a virgin and still thinks sex will go on for up to an hour of longer of constant hard fucking like in the porn videos fave is always watching
>>550806819I'm uh, not very good at finding vocaloid sound-a-likes. Hopefully some anon can find some better ones. I've always disliked the fujo p*nkie voice idea even if it's canon, I feel like there's probably a voice out there that sounds close to p*nkie without being too p*nkie if that makes sense. It's hard to explain. Maybe one of the rambpins vocaloids would fit fujo better then the ones I put it the txt document.
>>550806871>Cuddling and spooning for hours is better than minutes of sex.You can still get that if you force them down or tie them
>>550806969Oh fuck this gif made me so fucking hard for some reason please tell me there's more
>>550806701People like eslberdfag make me sad. They're such a product of the times we live in. Not an ounce of humility, incapable of admitting fault, they just double down on every mistake they make and lash out at anyone who criticizes them. They never get better at communicating anything, they just get more and more incoherent, and more and more drunk on the delusion that they're just on a higher level than everyone else.
sup bitchs
>>550807256sup.
is it normal to not be attracted to real people
>>550807057https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8Z42_Em4Fw>>550807227>>550807227sorry, all cringe. if you want similar stuff, there's always ao3..._
Why isn't the sax solo from Field of Hopes and Dreams ever used again as a leitmotif it's so fucking good
>>550807412No? Bitch what kind of answer are you expecting?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhIScvlFn2w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Jbp6Fvr_q4i love buckethead <3
>>550807491that entire thing is just Don't Forget
>>550807380I’m talking bout that, PS Triple. The PS Triple I ain’t talking bout that wii. That wii? Shiiiit. Shit people be talkin’ bout how it was all, new, and shit, but you know what I’m tryin to say? I’m tryin to say, is that…c’mon now, wii? C’mon, that that lil’ controller baby that looks like a dildo. Aight, I ain’t trying to play my games, with no Dil. Do.
>>550807720No the part starting at 1 minute 39 seconds It doesn't sound anything like Don't Forget to me, you were probably thinking of every other part of the song
the last two years of my life have been so awful
>>550803293Instructions unclear, have big Chara boobies insteadGood night /utg/, hope you all have comfy dreams of fave and get to make the most of tomorrow.I love Chara
>>550807412I don't think it is as someone who suffers from the same thing
>>550807850ah I was
DONT OPEN
Preparing a simple yet hearty white chicken chili for dinner as I hear Asgore sit at the stool on the other side of the kitchen counter, and after adding a few extra spices to the mixture for taste I turn to see him wearing a slight smile with his chin propped up on his palm as his beautiful half-closed eyes seem to be trained on me (as I addressed him to see if he was alright he seemed to snap out of a minor daydream, after which he perked up and said that he came to offer a hand if I needed help with dinner but ended up getting little distracted). On the back deck lying awake with Asgore on two cushioned lounge chairs under the stars of a perfectly cool autumn night as we try to fight off consciousness after drinking some hot tea that was supposed to "be great for winding down" when in reality the caffeine is doing anything but, until eventually I turn to him and ask if I can scoot in next to him on his chair so we can at least be cuddling if we're going to be up a while anyway (we bought extra-wide chairs specifically for this purpose, and it seems snuggling together was what we needed to fall asleep since the next thing I knew the sound of crickets morphed into happily chirping birds at sunrise). Finding myself developing warm and fuzzy feelings of nostalgia second hand as Asgore tells me about how he used to eat peanut butter and honey on toast for breakfast nearly every day growing up since he used to be quite picky and it was his favorite, but upon my inquiry if he'd like me to start preparing it for him before work he graciously declines due to his tastes becoming a lot broader since then and because he quite enjoys my cooking as is (I could feel my cheeks burning at his kind words, which he appeared to have detected as he then concludes our breakfast with a wonderfully soft kiss on the cheek before getting up to prepare for work)
>>550808091Underfell Mario
>>550802931sex with queen
>>550808091woah he's so suave and dominant
>>550808098do you play orc in elder scrolls usually cus youre a barafan?
The drawings you make in this game appear in the background on some levels so I keep getting jumpscared by my own shitty fun gang and Gaster pictures
>>550808375I tend to play as an Argonian
>>550808548Garbanzo Quest is pretty good, honestly. I feel like it didn't get much love.
>>550808595Me too cus I wanna look like a cool dragon guy
well i play as a human so i can self insert
>>550808595I wanna let you know I always picture you as an Argonian/Lizard-adjacent monster whenever you post those Asgore stories of yours.
>>550808620It's really fun. I think it strikes a good balance in terms of difficulty. Not too hard, not too easy. I also like finding all the secrets in a level.
>>550803029>Oh hey! Didn't you hear, Fujo? Apparently Kris and Tenna are getting married this weekend!>Crazy isn't it? A human getting married to their TV, makes you wonder how long they were dating before this, huh?
would you feel proud of ralsei if he in minecraft successfully built a dripstone lava cauldron setup without anything burning down?
>>550808925Oh god dammit I fucked up the mouth
>>550808971Yes.
>>550808925kt my fucking hero finally won
Imagine playing the Weird Route and your webcam turns on and Noelle says "I see you"
>>550809192But I don't have a webcam...
>>550809192Isn't there a youtube series about this
>>550809192before opening utg just nos I was thinking about what if theres a scene where your camera turns on in a later chapter..spooky
>>550809113<3
if ralsei knows what items noelle can equip, how much does he know about the thorn ring
>>550808971Yeah.
>>550809192i dont have a webcam beacuse im schizophrenic and im also sub5 so nobody would want to see my face anyways or it would be used for blackmail
>>550809192>have to pay for the Switch 2 camera accessory to beat the weird routeDelightfully devilish, Toby
>>550809460<3
>>550809448>... [When attempting to equip it to Ralsei]
>>550809192>gaster opens notepad when you hover over the play button>MY DELTARUNE.>I GOTTA WARN YOU MY MAN I SAW YOUR FULL NAME AND ADDRESS IN THE DATA.WIN.>AT LEAST LIKE, TURN OFF YOUR WI-FI BEFORE PLAYING OR SOMETHING I DUNNO WHAT THAT DEER CHICK IS PLANNING.
>>550809192Or a character calls you by your account name instead of the name you entered in Gonermaker
I shall once again post Red.
Who?
>>550810030I think she would be good friends with Maddy
>>550810241They are both possessed dolls. It would not be surprising.
>>550810307what dude she’s a dog
>>550808664I think they're a good mixture of silly and cool-looking, Morrowind's are my favorite since I like how lanky they are and upon taking damage they'll occasionally make an "AIEEEEEE" sound that amuses me greatly>>550808756That's a good way of looking at it, thus far I've attempted to write them in such a way where one could picture anybody as the writer (including themselves, as I do)
>>550810369No? Mettaton also fetches sticks and he's also a ghost possessing an artificial body. Are you implying Mettaton is a dog? He is only dog-coded. Red is also only dog-coded. Mad Mew Mew is, you guessed it, also only dog-coded. Feel free to refer to Taxiderby's tumblr page explaining who/what Red is.
>>550809192>>550809465I want Noelle to hijack my camera and blackmail me while calling me a good boy
>>550809569He has a similarly suspicious reaction to the Ice Palace in Chapter 3. Though, what he says at the end of Chapter 4 in the weird route does make it seem like he genuinely doesn't know about the weird route, just that he has a feeling things have taken a turn for the worse (not being able to divert your attention to Susie and Noelle in Chapter 2 is probably what tipped him off), which is why he tells you that taking Noelle to the festival is a bad decision to make. But if even Ralsei doesn't know about the Thorn Ring, that really makes me wonder how Spamton made it, or where he got it from.
toby didnt think that far ahead
>there's a high probablility that the femanon that schlicked herself while talking about deltarune is no longer posting anymoreI HURT MY SELF TODAY
>>550808925going to bed. here's one more thing for the one dicehead that might be awake at this hour
femanons please jump on my penis with your pussy uncovered
>>550810573I didn’t know that red was a ghost
>>550808925>>550809104>>550810932Lovely! These are great
what would fave get you for christmas
>>550810982Why would anyone do that
It's actually very likely that the final tragedy prophecy is Gaster Does The Quirky Twerky. Think about it, everybody assumes it'll be something bad, and Deltarune is about subverting all expectations, so it would make the most sense for the tragedy to be a joke. If the tragedy is something bad then Toby made it too obvious.
>>550810982GERONIMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>550811035Red was a ghost-possessed doll before Mad Mew Mew did it. Some theorize she was the inspiration for Mad Mew Mew, since we also know Taxiderby created a large number of the Roaring Knight's attacks (which was quite obvious when you compare Red's fight with that one).
>>550811403>femanon does the canonball on maleanons dick, killing maleanon instantly
>>550811035Her creator said she's a ghost who possessed a doll without the intention to permanently bond to it, but circumstances led to her being stuck in the doll anyway. That's why I think she'd be a good counterpart to Maddy. Plus she likes Mew Mew Kissy Cutie so there's that too.
>>550811461>coming in hot!
>>550811440That's fucking cool. Imagine being in all the heated jackets in antarctica with fave looking at it.
>>550811440
>>550811440Proceed
>>550812080
>>550812303
i miss my /utg/ gf so much
>>550812728What happened to her
>>550807491Because it's a basic fruity loops asset and there are a thousand songs with that leitmotif
>>550812843Gone, reduced to ashes at my hand.
>>550812881Leitmotif =/= instrument
>>550812843i just have to wait and then i can go backbut it’s tough
>>550810732Was he lying or is this not in the prophecy?
>>550809192I show meat
OOH CHICA IMMA BOUT TO FUCK U CHICA
Do you have lost undertale media? Cause I do =)
>>550812952Not the instrument, the entire solo is a stock sample in fruity loops.
>>550813269no it fucking isn't my guy you're just straight up lying?? it literally has don't forget in it???
>>550813269I don't have FL studio can you prove and show examples
>>550813326And? Do you not know how music software works.>>550813473Do your own research.
>>550813791Yeah you're pulling shit out of your ass. Really weird thing to randomly lie about
>>550813791just dropping inyou're strangely hostile about your dubious claim and thus wrong and lying
>>550812881no its not
>>550813791I literally own FL Studio I've looked at the list of default samples on there before and the sax solo is not a stock sample
>>550813791KYS BTW
>Lying faggot absolutely BTFOyou love to see it
I think Toby should put "furry degenerate" back in.
>>550812881>>550813269>>550813791Put your name back on
>>550814172holy lowkirkenuinely a schizo
>>550814172it's not crusader, it's alex yard, he mostly goes on /v/ i've got no clue why he's here now maybe to shitpost on /sthg/, he's kinda schizophrenic
nobody who says "do your own research" has ever been telling the truth at any point in history
>>550814278>same retards as last timeYou can stop posting in this thread, keep it in the temcord.
>>550814314They never provide proof or point you towards a source which they might have gotten the information from which tells you everything you need to know about the validity of their claims, methinks
>>550814361>its a utg PRIVATE room>surprised that only utg anons join
My theory is that the number answer is the time that passes between the moment that kris mindbreaks the doe and the "thank you" cutscene
>>550814236is this retard actually a known quantity? after googling i found a plebbit writeup about this alex yard, looks funny. if this is actually the guy i'll read it
>>550814361It's my first time joining anything here in years actually
>>550814504But that doesn't make any sense, it can take literally forever, that only has the timing dictated by the player's actions which means it has no set time
>>550814107Kris should say it as their only speaking line since Susie wouldn't say a word with that many syllables
>>550814430I just don't understand why he randomly decided to lie about a part of a song in a way that can be immediately debunked by anyone who owns/pirated the software in question Is it just deliberately acting retarded to get the attention we're giving him?
im about toim about to cause the rawring
Dear diary:>Today, I finished the last of my work for the year>I made a chicken sandwich with spinach, cheese, plum sauce and beetroot>I played a SM64 coop romhack map with with buddies on /utg/Today was pretty good.
>>550814541yeah he's kinda like crusader you can just search like alex yard toby fox or whatever keywords and get the gist of it >>550814749no he just thinks toby stole from everything and doesn't deserve praise and he's pissed about it i think i don't know he's angry at a bunch of guys his current beef is with tee lopes because he said mean things on twitter or something
Is FL Studio worth getting if I don't know how to compose? Surely LMMS works just as good, right? I think I could steal the soundfonts from FL pretty easily. Is the interface better? I don't know anything...
>>550814749They just didn't think ahead enough about their lie to realize that anyone would be able to call them on it. FL Studio is just that thing Toby uses to them and not software many people use. Probably underage.
When Toby made a hard ARG puzzle I screamed because he was RAPING me
>didn't even double down and start saying the sample toby stole was in an old version and it got removed and retroactively deleted from all cracks of the version online >instead just FLEDKekaroopydoopy!
Killing monsters is good, Toby Fox. The townsfolk should be happy that you use the weapons that they sold you. Subversive cockroach.
Killing monsters is good, Charlie Brown.
If Toby's such an amazing game designer how come nobody can figure out his stupid ARG
ITT>temfag>col>mysterious alex yardNIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE
>>550814236>>550814891No idea who that is you schizo loser.>>550813992>>550814037>>550814092You mad?
>>550814949i think if you have access to a pirated version of flstudio do that one, but lmms is completely fine i think. i don't know, i will never spend money on paypigware. i pirated it from a twitter post with spongebob on it>>550813269come baaaack you stupid coont i wasnt done playing with you>>550815230oh yay
>>550814949Ableton is also great. I use Rosegarden which is free but also only available for Linux nerds.
>>550814562Unless you consider in-universe logic and not the game being able to run forever, we know that kris and susie had breakfast (so the chapter could start on 8 am at the bare minimum), then went to church, entered noelle's house, doe mindbreak timer starts, a few minutes pass between kris going to the bathroom in anger and carol coming back home to kick everybody out, then kris and susie go to the church dark world and all 3 dark worlds take up the entire day, so logically we would have to assume that kris and susie at the very least went into noelle's house around 9 am or 10 am, then its a jump from 10 am to midnight when kris seals the three sanctuaries, so divide the 12 hour jump to 4 hours per dark fountain on average, thus, the answer is 4 hours
I can see I used my time wisely playing mario 64 while this argument was going on lol.Anyway Im gonna see how hard it is to set up OoT randomizer coop later. It looks pretty easy and the github pack I saw had a bunch of player models in it.
>>550814949FL Studio is a pile of shit that likes to crash a lot. Thankfully if you DID want to use it, it's easy to pirate which I wish I did.
Newfriends don't remember how there were dozens of old SoundCloud songs that sounded exactly like Field of Hopes and Dreams because they used the same samples.
>>550815528Almost all samples Toby uses are easy to find and he doesn't pay money for them. The guy even pirated FL studio itself "which is based"Also off topic but its worth posting because its jake paul getting the shit punched out of himhttps://x.com/DiscussingFilm/status/2002252449793343705
>>550815528Dozens of old soundclouds still exist so post one.
>>550815652Nice share, he should've been KO'd in round 1, but better late than never as they say
>>550815652Of course you're a jake paul fanboy.You realize he gets more famous every time you post him right? Your 4chan post put money in his pocket, he's getting paid big money to get punched in the face you absolute compete retard.
>only started doubling down when I mentioned that he's not doing it KEKYPOOOOOOO
>>550815369>we know that kris and susie had breakfast (so the chapter could start on 8 am at the bare minimum)What? You can have breakfast at any point in the morning. I have breakfast at 5am, some people have breakfast at 11am.>kris and susie at the very least went into noelle's house around 9 am or 10 am,The entire post-church section takes place during the afternoon. This is explicitly stated if you tell Gerson you already had tea earlier.>4 hours per dark fountain on averageThe first sanctuary happens around midnight, stated by Gerson and by the song title "12am." The second and third sanctuaries both happen around 1am, hence the song title "13am."There isn't a sensible timeline for how many hours pass in chapter 4 beyond that.
>550815313How odd that I should find Doomer is a linux user like myself. This will go into my mental catalogue of information for very near future use.
>>550815758You misread what I posted. I hate that guy and I would absolutely risk going to jail to kill him. He's a blight on humanity and a horrible influence to kids.
>>550815823Dossieranon...
Bonetrousle is actually stolen from a song I heard in a dream once
>>550815823I've probably been using linux for slightly less time than most of the thread has been alive.
>>550815664Check the archives
>>550815917Incorrect. I am not dossierfag. I have other reasons for cataloguing Doomer's behaviours.
>>550815947Toby sent you that dream to get feedback on the song.
>>550815978mf is a dossierfollower
>>550815978We're all Dossierfag down here.
btw jake paul got his jaw broken. hopefully it gets infected.>>550815965meanwhile im waiting for valve to finish up steamos so I dont have to use shitdows anymore and have a linux version that will work with all my stuff natively.
>>550815978Did I betray you too or something? Not quoting me directly is kind of a bitch move so I'd believe I've said something to you in the past to make you mysteriously jot down some notes.
>>550815784Toriel wouldnt be the kind of woman to hand out breakfast at 11 am, she'd give breakfast out at a more reasonable time, at least around 7-9 am if you dont consider 8 am a definitive answer, and we wouldve known if it was 5 or 6 am because i've been up at those hours enough times to know that it wouldve been fucking dark in toriel's house if it was 5-6 am, also, jumping from like near the middle of the day to midnight is a very dramatic timejump lol
>>550815965Haha Linux dork.Me too.
>>550815978Is he really fobby? If so I just wanna say something. I TOLD YOU SOOOOOOOO I TOLD YOU I TOLD YOU I WAS THE FIRST ONE TO SAY IT YEARS AGO I TOLD YOU ALL HAHAHAHA *runs around naked like a madman*
Toby plagiarized me. A character based on me will appear in chapter 5, saying all of my famous catchphrases.
>>550816138I believe we talked about it earlier when RAM had come up. I only use 2-6 GB but my poor FX-4100 gets maxed out so easily it isn't even funny. Disco Elysium has been pushing 98% CPU usage.
>>550816157that's not yet a matter of dossiers, there was a thread a while ago where it was loudly and undeniably revealed he was fobby due to getting banned and posts getting deleted
>>550815664https://soundcloud.com/jamieirl/so-deltarune-huhAll were nuked by Material Music
>>550816317Bruh its not that expensive to get a good motherboard+cpu. Especially if you get a refurbished one.
>>550816117>jumping from like near the middle of the day to midnight is a very dramatic timejump lolTell that to Toby. Again, Gerson explicitly says it's around midnight during the first Sanctuary. Most likely, the church congregation takes up the entire late morning to early afternoon, the section in Noelle's house lasts until late afternoon but ends before the evening since Noelle says it's "hours" until Carol comes home from work, and then the first Sanctuary takes several hours lasting until midnight while the 2nd and 3rd sanctuaries only take an hour since they're comparatively shorter.
May I see this "dossier"?
>>550816418I'm waiting for PC 2 or when I feel like doing a server to build a new one.
>>550816114No. I have different, self-attentive motives regarding my collection of information.>>550816138I, too, have been using linux for many years.>>550816157Yes, we have reason to believe he is FOBby, as well as his admission to being Tasqueflagger some threads previously. This information is also within my mental catalogue.
>>550815652is this the suicide forest one or is that his brother
I return>>550816418Yo Temfag, I was in bed but agreed. I don't want to breed either with my mental nonsense. >>550816317RAM is notoriously cheap. recently bought picrel. modest setup
great. 4 in one
>>550816567for some reason it says 31, not 32. speccy is old and bad. it's old vs new stats
>>550816561brother is the forest home. Somehow jake manages to be the worser of the two still. I hope they both get arrested in north korea.>>550816567How tf is ram cheap where youre at it literally show up to like 10x the price here in the united states
>>550816530Anon has called me fobby for years, this isn't anything new or exciting. >>550816157He said so right here.
They're all me on different devices btwMy name?...spryavalanche
>>550816567>RAM is notoriously cheapClearly you are not aware of the current AI-related inflation occurring. Regardless of this, even when RAM was cheap, it was still not "cheap", especially for someone with multiple pre-existing vices. Do not confuse your disposable income for that of others.
>>550816317I don't think was me but I vaguely recall you mentioning your potato computer. Surely you could find some secondhand parts that're stronger.
>>550816656250 is bucks for mine.
>>550816746Don't engage with that guy, he is retarded.
>>550816656>>550816746He's bragging about being a millionaire sheep herder you guys.My excuse is that I'm an adult who plays games from 1995-2015 nearly exclusively and indie titles more recently after that block of years. I literally do not need a more powerful computer and have a PS5 I picked up for cheap off a friend for newer titles I'm not even buying.
>>550816770idk what to do with my old one desu. think I'm just going trade it in.>>550816746You know vices implies bad things like drinking, gambling, drugs, hookers etc? or you meant something else?
In Deltarune, Kris creates a Dark Fountain after the Old Man dies, hoping to bring him back. They use their SOUL to seal the fountain after traveling through the Cyber World. However, in the middle of the night, Kris rips their SOUL out and throws it in a cage, then brandishes a knife and smiles menacingly. This suggests Kris may be working with another entity, or acting independently, with their own motives.
unfortunately sleeping did not reduce fave's suicidal thoughts today
>>550816926I don't care.
>>550816889I think it pays to at least have a moderately powerful computer for the era, if not for video games then at least for more comfortable browsing and using tools like video editors and stuff.
>>550816889I have to agree with the sentiment here, but not for the same reasons. I think anything more than 4GB of RAM is overkill and programs/games that require more than that are programmed by retards.>>550816920Oh, you are retarded.
>>550816889Maybe I don't work for money but for personal fulfillment, how everyone should live but stupid people fucked up this timeline for msot of us.
>>550816964you should probably get yourself on medication like lexapro or at least L carnitine which is OTC
>>550817017>I think anything more than 4GB of RAM is overkill and programs/games that require more than that are programmed by retards.Unfortunately Anon, we live in a world of retards. It pays to have stronger hardware, if only a little.Also I told you he's retarded. Do not engage.
i wanna paint
>>550817169why aren't you?
what did jake paul do that somehow makes him worse than suicide forest guy
Just woke up what the FUCK happened?
>>550817113you're probably right
>>550817372Toby jingled keys. It's the old key ring.
>>550817372One of the ARG pages got reopened because nobody got the answer righthttps://deltarune.com/chapter4/thankyou/Chances are nobody will get it right again
>>550817169Scoop up some poo, bring up some blood. Press on the pee, smooth it with spunk.
>>550817310i gotta do chores first. after that i will sit my ass down and beg my canvas and my hands something looks okay enough come out
There have been at least four posts about considering suicide in the last 24 hoursMaybe it's time for /utg/ to sit down and have a talk about that eject button
>>550816735Pedo.
Christmas time is when most suicides happen. Toby made the game's Christmas elements and it's creepy elements intertwined for this reason.
Anyways I don't have any better way to articulate it but gathering a dossier on me isn't going to yield much. I answer nearly all questions directed at me and it turns out I'm a pretty boring person.
>>550817140>>550817017I mean most games are optimized like jackshit. is it plausible big studios have shares in hardware companies?>>550817704Be overworked father in Japan during Christmas: something something checkered suit pistol rigged from start.
>>550817779Spit or swallow?
>>550817779This is predicated on the assumption that the "dossier gathering" in question is malicious in nature. While it may be viewed that way by certain parties, this is not necessarily the intent behind my efforts today.
>>550817779are you into armpits with how often you post that image
>>550817779That's okay, I still like you. Though I hope you never resort to super aggressive shitposting like you did before.
>https://youtu.be/xbHBP4wPGU8?list=RDxbHBP4wPGU8what the fuck is this?
>>550817779I never clicked this pic before so I always thought it was Chara tf you mean it was Ralsei
>>550817779God please shut the fuck up
>>550817995>Video unavailableG'day Kraut, is that unavailability a mercy, then?
>>550818125it's by torben füchslein
>>550817843Both but also maybe a sloppy kiss if you're lucky. Depends on the day. >>550817969Just a fan of the artist, I posted his old sfw work a lot when it was fresh back then too. >>550817963I enjoy the attention either way and don't generally make assumptions other than the one missed quote earlier I read into that immediately and said it was a bitch move.
>>550817995i believe it was used in the anniversary livestream for sans but i still havent finished it so idk
I just woke up. what's the thank you page status right now?
>>550818404Solved, it leads to the Carol Holiday tag on R34.
>>550817513Has anybody tried "5 days" since it's 5 days until Christmas?
Spayed King
Thinking about making a script to brute-force the ARG site, assuming the answers are numbers. What do y'all think
Lancer had a lot of really good bits in chapter 3 and I hope he still gets to have the spotlight even though the game is in serious mode now
>>550818305Hey Doomer what drugs have you NOT done?
>>550818781I think there is no answer and its just toby fucking with us for now.
coffee time
Hooman!>>550807923Good night, Chara anon.
>>550818781You could try, but the emails will only be sent to emails that are already subscribed to the normal Newsletter. You'd also need to account for all variations of units of time, as writing "60" would result in 60 seconds as the output, yet "1 minute" would result in 1 minute as the output. The bot would need to try these numbers and their units multiple times with different emails.
>>550819030do you enjoy the taste or just drink it for the stamina boost? for me it's the latter, I think the stuff is foul in any shape or form.
>>550819143for me it's both
I have never tasted coffee and I dont think I would like it since I dont like the smell of it.
>>550819030It's time me to sleep so I can get to coffee time faster. See you when I'm back from traveling goatbro.
>anons ITT only drink the nasty dark coffeegrim
>>550819343sleep well fren, and good luck on your travels, wherever that travel is going :D
>>550819392I like mixing mine with hot chocolate.
>>550818404let's roll this back:firstly you go to /chapter4/THIS only gives you the ominous dotso you click itthe link changes to /chapter4/message/there's now a three rows of inactive one space-sized links to short files.in this order:>e.mp3 e.mp3 e.mp3 e.mp3 m.mp3 m.mp3 m.mp3 e.mp3 m.mp3 e.mp3>m.mp3 e.mp3 e.mp3 e.mp3 e.mp3 m.mp3 e.mp3 m.mp3 e.mp3>e.mp3 e.mp3 e.mp3 e.mp3 e.mp3 m.mp3 e.mp3want me to run some math magic?
>>550819392I drink espresso cold brew mixed with whole milk, no sugar. Sometimes I'll get a hot mocha from a coffee hut with a lot of shots of espresso in it when I feel like spending $10.
>>550819392Context?
>>550819616elaborate?
Sex with everyone in deltarune except Carol
that reminds me I got some coffee creamer ive been meaning to put in hot cocoa for like a week now almost 2.
>>550819450>math magiclol shut up nerd
>>550819768That's the most diabeetus thing I've ever read, temlard.
>>550819838>Not having hot cocoa with french vanilla coffee creamer
https://youtu.be/OHp-i0g67Tc?si=M0DjX010jCiQqbHA
>>550819952Yeah, nobody does that because they don't want to die from unhealthy lifestyle choices. You say a lot of dumb stuff, daily, but god damn how do you even live like that and not taken yourself out by now on accident.
>>550820063he promotes steroid use, of course he's retarded.
>>550819392>>550819838NTA but i am only drinking dark coffee because i had a year before where i put both milk and sugar into my coffee, and i kept hearing about the bad stuff surrounding sugar, that plus the extra total cost of my coffee made me stop putting so much flavor into my coffee because it wasn't fully necessary. dark coffee tastes fine to me as-is so that's what i'm rolling with in current year and next year.
>>550819829okay then.i'll keep my secrets.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdnH7aVDyG4So this implies King's mantle IS the shadow mantle. Which feels kinda funny knowing King's a bit of a weakling given the Mantle was probably the only reason he was the final boss of chapter 1 given its insane defensive properties.
>>550820063Nigga its just hot cocoa with some coffee creamer. If I drank it everyday it would be concerning.
>>550820375the mantle is the only reason he is a boss fight at all probably.
>>550820394I assume you do dumb things every single day of your life based on your posts.
>>550820475the dumbest thing I do everyday is post on here. Otherwise I just keep to myself as much as possible unless I can go out with friends or family.
>>550819450Hey what if the e and the m correspond to 0 and 1 of binary
>>550820375i didn't want to believe it before, even having had seen that clip, but the way it's anthropomorphized looks so much like ERAM it's hard to not see a connection being drawn. it even leaves off the top of the screen like eram does twice
>>550819392I buy the dissolving coffee, grab a mug, 4 teaspoons of the powder in a mug and boiling water. it's my bicyclist's potion. It upsets my stomach a bit but I'm going to experiment with baking soda to make it less acidic. It tastes like ingesting raw hatred.
>>550820375It looks like a pretty butterfly here
>>550820375>mogged by the fun gang >only wins because he tricked ralsei into healing him >still loses anyway >did all this while relying on a large defense buff to compensate for how fast he would've fallen without it >fight was also easy as shit Is King the biggest jobber fraud in all of DR?
>>550820632overdesigned deltarune image my beloved
>>550820745behind kris yes
an anon was MEAN to me today
>>550820789FOOOOOLS who cannot handle glorious COMPLEXITY will call it OVERDESIGN. you motherfuckers don't even know the first thing about design! you know-nothings! that design is quite simple in fact and all its pieces add to the whole!
I was mean to an anon today
>>550821021*pats pats*it was me i was having a rough day sorry
>>550820745Imagine>"I'm just... not used to fighting like that... My body is getting weak...">"Oh, don't worry, Your Majesty, I know a way for you to get some good rest!">"WAIT, WHAT~">Ralsei cast Pacify
I saw an anon be mean today
I'm sorry, bros. I can't hide it anymore. Deep down I know what I am.
king probably only even defeated the other 3 kings because the knight just played with the cards in the light world and went bshhh pow pow spade wins and put the 3 in jail and the dark world counted it as king doing all that either that or the other 3 kings were somehow even more of jobbers than him
>>550820472Being fair king's a bit of a douchebag. Constantly blaming the lightners for everything wrong in his life (justifiably so) but he's meant to be a reverse of Asgore. Instead of a beloved king who made a tragic mistake he's a petty tyrant who nobody really wanted in charge to begin with. I wonder if Toby will ever have them meet given they're meant to be parallel characters.>>550820745He's also the only antagonist the narrative takes dead serious till his defeat untill you get to the whole Nightmare/Eram, Knight and Titan combo given all the other main bosses tend to lean more on the quirky side being fun and over the top characters.>>550820720Interesting thing about the butterfly is it is symbol of rebirth. Though I dont think its meant to be a butterfly given its associated with cloth, could be a moth instead.>>550820603we still dont even know what the fucker wants given its implied that Nightmare is working in the shadows after leaving us the Shadow Mantle
>>550821231>sonichu forcibly enters his body and controls his actions, to the bewilderment and horror of family and friends
>>550821231>the medallion is the SoulSo that's why people say it's cursed. Chris Bores better not take it out of that glass case.
>>550821047have you ever seen overdesigned warhammer 40k images? some images i saw some years ago it looked like the artist started drawing and never fucking stopped. now that was ACTUAL overdesign. that tasque drawing overdesign is nothing compared to what warhammer 40k artists can do.
What the fuck is this page doing... I'm looking at the code of the ARG page (cheating, I know), and it's doing a bunch of weird Math.random ops on the data being sent in the submission (I assume???). What is going on here
>>550820564No.. 11110001010111101011111101Doesn't meant anything and neither does 00001110101000010100000010I tried
>literally so weak that the prophecies displaying all the primary bosses of the chapters skipped him
>>550821605shut the fuck up numbersfag
>>550820745Eram let us win, (s)he's wacky like that
>>550821523it certainly exists, but people who don't know anything about design will throw the word around like a sledgehammer. overdesign is thoughtless complexity for its own sake. handling complexity well takes refined skills and is beautiful when done right. this tasque is basically fine
I use a random arabica coffee brand, some dubious imported philippine chocolate tablets, some brown sugar and a shot of jack daniels. Helps channel my daily vril.
>>550819392How old are you? Have you ever been employed?
>>550821696Numbers can't into real numbers. afford me the respect you would give any schizo, knave
>>5508218972+2=4
>>550820034This is still the best Ramb boss theme gov'nahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CY0yAz8Epxw
>>550821645Susie was the real threat of Chapter 1. Even Gerson's book series has that same focus.
>>550821983Cmere you
Never mention W*rhammer againMost vapid alt-right nihilist dogshit property in vogue todayMy brother keeps trying to get me into it and it’s such a hassle to continually refuse without being rude or hurting his feelingsFuck it’s so lame and gay dude fuck
>>550821983Oh yeah? What's nine plus ten?
>>550821983your mountain has no 3's on it, because it has no trees. GET IT?!
>>550822236bad bait
>>550822236I just think the Chainswords and Lasguns are cool.
>>550822236my thoughts as well unfortunately
>>550822284I am being 100% genuineAnd no one can stop talking about it in unrelated threads in this place eitherEverywhere this fucking nonsense meaningless cancer is shoved in my faceIt is beginning to make me genuinely angry
>>550822284I almost fell for it ngl. Thanks for the save.
I don't want Kris to be Link but blue. I want to have a healthy friendly relationship with Kris where we talk together like Zach and York.
Typing 12 and 25 gives me a cloudflare errorWhat the fuck is going on
post charas
>>550822236If it makes you feel any better it was started as a anti facist parody and very few people currently are getting the joke
>>550822551You think we could get a Sinner's Sandwich at the diner?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OUP_Z3iZPs
Just a year left until the Kris boss fight where they use the Nike slash
>>550822626nta but THAT is what fucks me up it thats the part that actually pisses me off. people are so fucking dense it makes me sick
ralsei just realized that he did infact, NOT, build his dripstone lava cauldron setup in minecraft correctly. ralsei is now noticing that there needs to be a lava "source block" above EACH cauldron. so that was why ralseis 3x3 cauldron setup only had 1 cauldron ever filled with lava. ralsei is going to fix this issue as soon as he can.
doe rider
>>550822706Oh I see. Valid
Kris looks at Berdly and says "But why is he called the Blue Bomber" and when Berdly tries to say something Kris interrupts him and says "But like who are the people who started calling him that originally" and then Kris does it again "He doesn't even have bombs all the time he has to get that as special weapon"
>>550822806epic friggin pic>>550822792dang that stinks man, hopefully it is fast to fix.
>>550822551
>>550822806This is premium
Point and hearts come out
>>550822551But I want to the Electrochemistry
>>550823191Be careful where you point
>>550821184its ok just *sniffs* dont do it again *sniffs* or ill kill myself and itll be your fault forever *sniff sniff*
>>550823272There's moss and choccy milk.
>>550822576Here's your hooman.
>>550820564>>550820564inconclusive:if e are true, then:11 1100 0101 = 965 11110101 = 245 1111101 = 175if treated as a whole sequence:11 1100 0101 0111 1010 1111 1101 = 63.273.725if reversed (m is true):111010= 58100001010 = 26610 = 2if treated as a whole sequence:11101010000101010 = 119.850
>>550822806In my way
>>550822806I love this artist I wish they would post here
>>550823561Thank you for doing it better than I did That's something at least
>>550820243you did this puzzle already kraut, do you have dementia? the answer is "thank you" to lead you to the thank you page and the layout is a keyboard.
So are we ever going to address why Kris wanted to hang out with Bratty instead of Noelle and Catti?
>>550823783Noelle and catti are fated to die
>>550822792>>550207087
>>550823783Kris has a complex about being small and wants to be a Big Shot and this was even stronger when they were a kidHence wanting to act more adult by hanging out with the big kids instead of the other little kids
>>550823783Bratty is older and therefore more of a 'big shot' to a little kids brain
>>550823914If Toby kills off Catti I will literally buy a ticket to japan just to find him and beat the shit out of him. I dont care if im banned from ever entering again.>>550823992Fuck off he can talk about minecraft if he wants.
>>550823783It's implied Asriel was dating or interested in Bratty, right? Maybe he was just wing-manning his brother or wanted to spend time around his brother.
>>550820034>>550822056These ones are my personal favoriteshttps://soundcloud.com/1jayze/one-last-gamehttps://soundcloud.com/beiruki/hotplatehttps://soundcloud.com/fine-ill-do-it-myself/haywire-fanmade-ramb-secret
>>550824115When was that implied? Wasn't the only thing that happened was that she dared him to kiss her in a game?
>>550824229Play the game and find out!
>>550822626When your parody sounds like a cool power fantasy maybe you did it wrong
>>550824115*she
>>550821576It's not doing anything, what you're seeing is code referenced elsewhere on the website, likely for something like the cat petterz game where you'd have random number generation for the placement of the cats.This is just a submission form, any of the confirmation is being done somewhere we won't have access to without being the fangamer employee who works on this.
>>550824307That's the fate of every anti war movie that actually shows the war, because war is inherently cool. Brainlets gonna brainlet
>>550824286Ill play with ur dads butthoel fagot
>>550824406My dad doesn’t fuck posers who haven’t played Deltarune.
>>550824307unbelievably retarded post
>>550824470then why did I swallow his cum last night fagboy?
>>550824519It was rape. HELP! POLICE!
>>550824073>Fuck off he can talk about minecraft if he wants.He can but he shouldn't because it's off topic. I'm directing him to the thread where his posts wont be off-topic. As a chronic off-topic shitposter who just sees this place a fuzzy cwitter chatroom I don't expect you to understand.
>>550824598Fuck the police>>550824671>I can't get enough BBC in my bussy!That's all I can hear when I read your post.
>>550809725>You really are a great partner...>user1.
>>550824310You're right, I defaulted Kris to male pronouns instead of they/them. My mistake.
>>550823716imagine being non-binary in a TRUE or FALSE kind of world. where things are or just aren't.imagine taking a truth inbetween right and wrong.imagine taking the path inbetween paths.imagine being neither open or closed.but clopen.a tralse? a fruth?yeah, i had to learn boolean math and i was pretty good at making logic models.
>>550824307The parody is of authoritarianism, desparation, and power fantasies. It's all three. Not exclusive.
Kris is a guy. I don’t care. Enbies aren’t real, stop playing pretend.
>>550825104Like how your dad is definitely dead and your demented mom will definitely have the same fate as Chris-chan's did
>>550825187you sound angry.want to talk about it?
I wetted the /utg/ house rug, sorry.
the small nose stuff with tenna is just a PG version of "my ex's dick is so small" isn't it?
>>550825730Tennas nose is detachableHe's transnose
>>550825104I guess the main thing that made me think of it was the 9th anniversary thing having binary as a joke. It was a good try though
I hope Deltarune chapter 5 and Jojo part 7 don't come out near the same time
>>550822056for me, it's freedom's waiting room
I am going to bed. Goodnight.
>>550826750shit, forgot the link https://youtu.be/mkgBFtLh9QY?si=OJbp2cxrj938ciBf&t=30
Are we feeling Pluey today?
>>550827025i'm feeling pooey
>>550826586yeah, i don't know why toby focuses on the least important parts of a character and makes those things important.those jokes fall short because they are only for a small group of highly autistic mentally ill sexually confused people and even those might not even find that funny.toby tries way too hard to not make things universally understandable things but has to make them exotic and usually strictly about gays.
>>550826735Trailer looked like shit.
>>550826932Green Room is such a good tune it makes whatever it gets implemented into sound better. Your post actually reminded me that I forgot to share another favorite of mine, though sadly it's short and unfinished. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztg8h6UyHuE
Are we feeling glooby today?
Deltatroon Cumdumpster 5
Zelda would be better if Link was HERO_SWORD but green
>>550823692Name? Link?
>>550828138Orcarina of Time would be better if it had a Malon Ice Cavern route
maccaroni with thyme
>>550824307True. Starship Troopers/Helldivers is a failure at being anti fascist when you make the fascists sexy hot brave young people and their enemies are disgusting insects.
>>550825730Its a joke about TV being the electric jew.
>>550827787i swear that ramb/eramb rival gaster in terms of consistently good fan themes
>>550827808no duodecimal is enough, 16 adds nothing over 12. if it was good enough for the ancient Greeks and Plato it's good enough for Kraut. ''then why does programming us hex-''Programming also starts counting at 0 instead of 1. programming logic is not human logic. also, the letters are used as substitutes for numbers that don't exist. so your joke doesn't work.I'm working on my moodkiller skill. did I succeed?
>>550828527Doesn't Ocarina have a secret ice key to an ice dungeon or did I dream this.
>>550827240I don't know what about my comment prompted this.
>>5508289480 is also a value and sometimes.usually reserved for OFF/FALSE states, but just because its a 0, doesn't mean it serves no function.ancient proto-germans used a base twelve number system which can still be seen that eleven and twelve are unique names for numbers in most germanic languages.aina, twa, thri, fedwor, fimf, sehs, sebun, ahtô, newun, tehun, aina-lif, twa-lifand suddenly its thritehun.
>>550829085i think you could just go into it as adult link if i remember right, just behind where the zora king used to be. i love the ice cavern because always felt kind of weird to me, it felt like it was supposed to be a dungeon in it's own right
>>550829085you're thinking of banjo kazooie where it does nothing but there were a lot of rumors about it back in the day.
>>550829267felt like it.toby is an A+ composer that knows how to make you feel emotions because of three notes but fucker can't write a convincing romance or make you care for a character without trying to bank on his mentally ill crowd of gay retards that humanize anything that has the same cock-confusion.it do be like that sometimes.
>implying toby can’t do character writingDid you play Undertale? I can’t take that for granted here.
>>550829517>make you care for a charactervery funny for the guy who spams flowey art.
I am Iceman I am Iceman I am Iceman I am Iceman
>>550829613which character would you describe as very well developed and complex in its motivations?which character makes you soipog and say "bimbo baggins from uddertale is literally me fr fr!!"?
>>550829773He won't reply to you because he knows you're right
>>550829975>which character makes you soipog and say "bimbo baggins from uddertale is literally me fr fr!!"?Asgore
>>550830223i would love to agree, but his role as a griefing father is barely explored and he immediately gets turned into a cuck whimpering at the feet of his wifey asking for toriel to open his chastity cage.i fucking hate how toby treats asgore and ch4 made hating toriel even easier.
>>550829975Sans. Flowey. Asgore. Alphys. Chara.
https://live.tiermaker.com/51965301
>you will never play the full, uncut chapter 3 with adhd-repellant “pacing issues” and all>you will never play party games with susie and ralsei>you will never climb tv towerWhy live?
>>550830890>you will never play party games with susie and ralseiThat was in ch3 dummy. Do you think Toby Sama failed?
>>550830569I've never seen so much division
>>550830957I WANT TO STEAL STARS FROM SUSIE UNTIL SHE RAGEQUITSIS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK???
>>550819450This was already solved months ago. The Ms correspond to keys on a QWERTY keyboard. It spells out TYUOAHKN or THANK YOU which is how the subpage was found in the first place.
I think Toby and his game would benefit a lot from getting new playtesters that aren't chronically retarded (hating Spamton, complaining "wah I don't miss Tenna anymore make him shut up!!" over the second Mike scene) but the problem is that finding someone who won't leak anything is impossible to guarantee so he just has to stick with the chucklefucks he already has
>>550831017male frisk anons vs female frisk anons
>>550831398and now we have to solve this page somehow.
>>550831398Not only was it solved months ago but Kraut himself did this exact thing back then too and had this explained to him them. I'm seriously worried about him having early onset dementia, it would explain a lot.
this is my hole it was made for me
>>550831017Frisk has a HOT ass. She MUST win
>>550831627it's called having hobbies, friends and duties.
>>550831636>this is my hole it was made for medoomer when commenting on krautsies well experienced rear
>>550830569When the fuck was making timed tier lists possible
>>550803423Lovely
>>550804227Do Americans really
things I like about this concept art>the friend/cat refernces>the presence of eyes, calling back to the couch cliffs and indicating that tenna is always watching 1984-style>the blocky trees calling back to ch1 yet further>kris-susie picnic scene (ralsei nowhere to be found, their equivalent to the ch2 river of love scene?)>tv tower seems to be the tv and entertainment center itself: final battle is a raid on tenna's fortress which is really an abstract representation of tenna himself>the buildings all look like remote controls, tvs and other furniture>hot tv balloons>presence of a metro line for fast travel or "roots" sequencewhat do you like about it?
>>550829975>which character would you describe as very well developed and complex in its motivations?Ice Wolf>which character makes you soipog and say "bimbo baggins from uddertale is literally me fr fr!!"?Endogeny
>>550832652True
>>550832652you ungayed suselle and i still hate it.
>>550831627The real Kraut is in my rape dungeon and I've been paying people on Fiverr to impersonate him so you guys don't miss him. Sometimes they flub the details a little.
>>550832695And you want to show faggotry to children.
>>550832695it’s even fucking gayer what are you on
>>550832775And Krautsie said......NOTHING, YOU IDIOTS! Kraut's dead, he's locked in my basement!
>>550832695The truth comes out, Kraut doesn't like lesbians because there's no penis for him to get off to.
The real kraut is in jail for posting asriel toddlercon
>>550832938lesbians are mentally ill and so are suselle-slop supporters.
My tooth hurts
>>550832489>>kris-susie picnic scene (ralsei nowhere to be found, their equivalent to the ch2 river of love scene?)It's Gigi DG's concept art and I wouldn't be surprised if they're a Krusie fan, seems up their alley based on their own works
>>550831636i had to stop looking, it was threatening to consume me. its too much. its too much and i cant easily explain how it feels. i missed the dr sprite in the mix, and i feel bad about it, but rest assured she also got the correct rating. I need it.
Did no one really found the correct answer last time?Or the ones who got it didn't reveal it.
has anyone tried 667 or 777
Did you guys watch the Charlie Brown Christmas special this year like you're supposed to
>>550833092It could be either. Plus since people only got replies if they're subscribed to the newsletter, it could also be that someone submitted the right answer and didn't get a reply because they weren't signed up.
>>550832652Susie would NOT say that
>>550833287cocksie would say that.testosterone is one hell of a drug.
>>550832938>faggots that like suselle are not self-inserters>straights that dislike suselle are just self-insertershm
It's not futanari if they have balls. You just like dudes. Shemales.
My balls are full
>>550833615so the lack of balls implies a nun-functional cock and a pussy underneath?xeno-biology is fucking wild.
>>550833667"So are mine" said Sandy cheeks
My balls no longer works
If Spamton was a woman she'd be a she-mail
>>550833797https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhtwNfUCWIw
YOUR BALLSWILL NOW BE DISCARDED
I've been looping THE WORLD REVOLVING for 4 hours now and I think I'm starting to feel free
>>550833174I put in 777 on one of my emails.
>>550833530This may shock you, but the majority of gamers are men that are attracted to women.
>>550834159>deltafaggots are a minoritygosh bless.
>>550834159>the majority of gamers are menincorrect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgr1x3L1Q-g
I've been awake for 16 hours
>>550834392I left for work at 4:30 yesterday and I didn't get home until 6. I wasn't able to sleep until 10
>>550834285someone put way too much effort into this
Is a refurbished Optiplex a good choice for a home Linux machine? Will it be able to run Deltarune using Proton-GE well enough?
>>550834285I think Toby will reference this guy's videos in the next chapter. There's already multiple Family Guy jokes in Deltarune and multiple YTP jokes in both UT and DR. He referenced that one SiivaGunner video in chapter 4 too.
>>550832652I really don't like how close those teeth are.
>>550835090Some like it with a nibble here and there
>>550835215you like your cock bitten?
>>550835434I mean I've personally never gotten my dick sucked let alone bit so I can't really answer that, but I've known a few people that did
>Gaster is Professor Frink>Berdly and Noelle are Milhouse and Lisa>Asgore and Toriel are Homer and Marge>King is Chief Wiggum, Lancer is Ralph>Jevil is Krusty>Spamton is Lionel Hutz, Tenna is Troy McClure>Queen is Helen Lovejoy
>>550835620imma solve the issue: if the idea of getting bit is your thing, try getting bit.and then you can decide wether or not you like your dick bit.because i don't think its an overexaggeration when i say that people usually don't like their dick bit.don't let me stop you though.
What gift should I give my lonely self for Christmas?
>>550835732
>>550834861Make sure it doesn't have an Nvidia GPU, Nvidia makes Linux painfulCompare the specs to what it says on the Steam pageIf those check out then it should be fine
>>550831456>complaining "wah I don't miss Tenna anymore make him shut up!!" over the second Mike scene)Do you seriously think that's the only Tenna scene were getting?? He's a non optional character and ch5 is the batfuck crazy chapter. Of course they did not mean that.
>>550835897Fangamer.com has a wide range of high quality DELTARUNE themed products you could get for this holiday season. Please go check them out, we're sure you'll find the right gift for you.
>>550832489Building on the right looks like box Mettaton with a halo
I swear to god if it doesn't have anything to do with susie I'm killing toby.
>>550836583Look, buddy, the chances of any romance featuring Kris are slim, very slim, even more so when it comes to Susie, so if your entire enjoyment of the game hinges on Krusie being a thing, I think it's better that you etiher change your mindset, or just drop the game altogether, because there's a huge chance you'll just get massively disappointed otherwise.
would you be okay with ralsei flexing his minecraft skillz to his bf in a vc stream?
>>550833824Ok thats kinda funny
>>550836867mebecause ralsei did indeed impress his bf and ralsei is happy about that <3
>>550836407WOW! It has never been easier to finanically support my favorite passionate artists and creators than it is now through FANGAMER.COM. This Christmas, I will be investing in LOVE!
>>550836761That anon is talking about the ARG not shipping
thread's fucking dead.look after this asshole.don't do anything evil with it.
>>550837597kraut.... easy on the snowgravy...
THAT MANTLE TOUCHED ME... AND I CAN PROVE IT!!!
>>550837790somebody draw fat flowey gargling "snowgravy" with his suselleslop (noelle/susie colored potato mash and prolapse meatloaf.
>>550838046>prolapse meatloafyou are a strange little man
>>550838046you are a sad strange little man
>>550838240you are those things but afflicted with gay.prolapso-meatloaf is the only way i see you being a net positive to society.
>>550838319Ignoring his mom rotting in soiled diapers and crying for help to make posts like this
>>550838319why do you keep talking about prolapses? is this constantly on your mind every day or something?
>>550838395>this mad
>>550838507prolapse is a really funny word and its topical to people like you.
>>550838395kek
watching streams play chapter 3 is so painfulhow are they so bad at the boards and minigameshave they never played a video game beforeis this their first timeare they lost, do they need their mommieswhat the fuck is wrong with themkill themthey should diewhy shouldn't theythey haven't demonstrated any kind of valuethey can't even fucking play nintendoeuthanasia
>>550838646what do you mean "you people"?
>>550838669Chapter 3 should have had a section where you have to beat Gradius 1 on the NES and if you use the Konami Code it permanently locks you to the bad ending
If nobody gets the thankyou number right this time it's Toby's fault for making the answer too obscure and stupid because every important number and amount of time listed in the entirety of the game and website has been tried
>>550838864>thankyou numberno problemo>important numberi know i am, thank you
>>550838864Toby's just sitting somewhere shaking his head as the fans have overlooked the most obvious answer.
goatfags are returning.thread is not healing but its alive.
>>550838842VGHsorting the wheat from the chaff
>>550839015us goatfags were always here though?
>>550831456Why do you act surprised that some people don't like Spamton? He's a crack-addicted dumpster diver that can't form coherent sentences, who wants to steal your soul. That's not exactly endearing to any hero either.
>>550838984They have literally entered every sequence of digits in the game's dialogue already and bruteforced a shitton of numbers already according to the spreadsheet, if it's not been guessed yet it physically cannot be "obvious"
>>550839276>CoL was the game testerIt all makes sense now
>>550839175i both hate and appreciate you.like most things.
>>550839320What if it's something retarded like they didn't capitalise the word Hours
>>550839320There's something everyone's missing.
>>550838669And you. Not everyone has to play the way you do. Some people ignore the incoherent babble of theorists and are better off for it . Some people don't give two shits about eggs or the Starwalker, or even the shadow crystals, and they get on just fine.
>>550839450i know i inspire you kraut, but there's really no need to hate by default, hate me for teasing your heterosexuality sure, but don't hate as a default stance. you might miss out on a good gf/bf if you come off with an attitude of hate around them.
Col what did you see in chapter 5
>>550839526What if it's in chapter 5 and Toby forgor
>>550838669Many people who started playing games after 2015 or so have a killswitch in their brain that activates when they try to play retro games and the board games are a close enough approximation to trigger it
It cannot be something obvious, this shit literally never happens. The only exception would be something like this >>550839491
[Link but Blue]…? DON'T LEAVE MY [[Hyperlinks]] BLUE!!! [Click Here] ON [Each and every]!! MY ONLY [Products] THAT SHOULD STAY BLUE ARE [An invasive species of freshwater clam]
>went out for 2 hoursthe day is fucking GONE
>>550838842Chapter 5 will be guest directed by Kamiya and will include several hours of Space Harrier gameplay
>>550840138What if the clue is in Undertale?
>>550840142lmao
>>550839726i don't think its healthy or moral to pretend to be someone else if that deception gets you to slay ass.i don't like to lie to people.i actually feel worse lying to people than i full-on tourrette's syndrome my way past them calling them a colorful slew of words.i value honesty over fake pleasantries and i value friendship over fucks.
Tenna being a perv that stares at the asses of his employees every chance he gets wasn't something I predicted but I love it nonetheless
>>550840696You just posted Frans 2.
ZAMN my latest Deltarune video is doing numbers
>>550841075post it
>>550840601i dont slay ass, i KILL ASS, like i god damn NUKE THAT SHITbut seriously though, not wanting to lie to people is a fair comment i suppose. also you don't have to feel like pleasantries are fake if you actually put some test and balls into it. you assume being nice is fake for some reason, it doesnt' have to be. it just depends on what you believe in.>>550841075w-what?? what video? who is doing me?
>>550841075I hope you're the guy who does the Simpsons themed acapella covers of Deltarune songs and not some gay ass let's player or video essayist
really good noelles this thread
>>550836867>>550837004Nice!
I kind of want to make a character study video about Kris Dreemurr but I don't want to have to deal with upset teenagers in my replies
>>550841383why is this ralsei looking so starey-eyed?
>>550841596i hate the version of ralsei he posts. it pisses me off so much every time i see that disgusting creature posing as ralsei.
>>550841218pleasantries are always fake, but pleasant people are real.there is a difference.
>>550841596Because he is looking at you.
so did we find out what the thing was
199*7*777the forgotten mangarbage noise
>>550841752oh my god i can't believe numbersfag is literally ralsei>>550841778>pleasant people are real.correctwhich is what i am trying to say you should be more like. but if that feels like a forceful change for you then maybe it's for the best that you avoid that then? i would understand....however, i am not going to ask for your consent, i am going to PROCEED you into being a nice person, it's like you are in some king of nicegrave route from the plopular game of deltarune.>>550842013ralsei is looking at the eyecandy (me)
>>550842214if its a number thing it's more likely to be a 4. Dess's theme number is a 4. (dess=death=4 in japanese)
>>550840843I also have a soft spot for Frans so you must be right
>>550842315i am not a pleasant person though.
>>550840843not a dissimilar power dynamic, oddly
>>550842536finally something we can agree about
>>550842536have you everhave youhave you ever that you could do anything?
>>550842315You're just addicted to wasting your time on lost causes just because they're recognizable posters aren't you
>>550842981i can fix him
>>550842823i can ingest 500g of ground up cherry pits to kill someone with a burp.but just because one could, doesn't mean one should.technically i can, but it does not come naturall to me.
>>550843079imagine
>>550843079That's some Witches of Eastwick shit
>>550843079like i said earlier, if it feels too big a change for you right now then maybe yeah it's best to avoid it i guess. but you could say some nice things to people in irl to maybe get a taste of what it feels like going at life with a positive attitude. might cause a chain reaction long term that makes you a nicer person?
i love kwautsie and numbers
usually threads that start while I'm asleep aren't so full by the time I wake up, what's got you all excited today?
pluepyrus mike
>>550844346>plueypyrus
>>550843563i defend people every now and then.had to defend a guy in my class from a bipolar woman.
>>550844270The Thank You ARG page got brought back so people are excited about thatAlso thread personality spam but what else is new
>>550843563mealso, if you aren't so keen on being overly nice and such, then you could do some neutral-friendly stuff or what word i am looking for. activities such as watching movies, watching TV shows or watching sports games with your IRL friends and family maybe? the bonding that happens there might make you feel better long term and as a follow up effect you become a nicer person with a more positive outlook in the long term too.>>550844496oh my god guys he is literally the knight in shining armor, get it? knight reference like deltarune?but seriously though, that's a good attitiude to have, defending people is a nice thing to do and you should keep doing that when it's needed.
>>550844270Toby opened a new ARG nobody will be able to answer again.
>>550844480Papyrus is obviously a cat. Microphone. Yeah.
The child is getting stronger
Assuming "Thank You" is the point where she smiles after getting ringed, then going by the soundtrack song titles we can assume this happens around 11PM-1AM. If the moment 12AM plays is is 12 exactly then I'd assume 11PM is the intended end time.Noelle's clock reads either 12PM or 3PM (angle's a bit weird so can't quite tell which)12PM or 3PM (start point)11PM-1AM (end point)Therefore considering variables I believe the answer is somewhere in the realm of 7-11 hours.Do I win?
>>550844496did you make a rape joke and she had a normal reaction to it
This is the ideal female form.
>>550844691the woman called one of the more leftist and nice people in class an "undemocratic fascist" and i personally took offense to that.like, bro.i am right fucking here.how dare you.>*BLACK_KIFE.midi starts playing*
>>550844958uhmm excuse me chuddy?
>tldr>dltrI'll let you figure out the implications of that, faggots.
cool story bro
>>550845012/r/thathappened
>>550845074whu-oh, looks like we got a real mountainclimber here!
>>550845326Half Life 3 release next year?
>>550845012i consider myself undemocratic because i haven't vored in any of the erections. and i will not go further than that into an even more offtopic discussion because i sus that politics talk is easier to get whacked for.but to properly answer your post, yeah some people can be agressive like that, it's just inevitable to meet people like that once in a while.
>>550845326DIDN'T LONG; TOO READ
YOUR READING TOO LONG
>>550844958I wish mean girls were real.
>>550844958Loyal purple creature
krs ass ralcurse asriel
>>550845483>because i haven't vored in any of the erections
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>>550846086does tenna censor the name "kys"?
>>550846127thank you anon, i worked hard on that one :)
>>550846150let me check
>>550846128
>>550846128Susie's the type to get up in the morning and casually pick up her bed to shake sandwich crumbs out of it.
how long did the last /thankyou/ stay open?
useless fact of the day: most fencing techniques are either italian or german.
>>55084648511 hours exactly if I recall.
>>550846615...i see thank you.
>>550846553i do swordfencing with silicone swords ;)
>>550846707real men get their schmiss.real rapiers, no face coverings all safety protocols inactive, final destination.EN GARDE.
>>550846954krautsie....
>>550846370still gross
>>550847101The word "Schmiss" is the Noun version of the word "schmeißen" (to throw)i can imagine that losing on purpose is called "throwing" for the same reason.
>>550845717>Family friend essentially got chosen by, claimed by, dommed by, and married to a mean girl after she saved him from a robbery.Man why the fuck can't I have that kind of S tier luck?
>>550846553I studied fencing in high school, I don't think I remember the names of any of the maneuvers but my muscle memory of how to poke people with rapier-like weapons is pretty decent.
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>>550847593
>>550847617>PIVOZAVRis that supposed to say "pivosaur?" (beer-saurus/beer-dino)?
>>550847593>>550847718
>>550847773Yup
how long did it take her to smile?
how do i tell kraut that "silicone swords" means something else
>>550847546You need a strong arm to lead a sword, but a stronger arm to lead a rapier fast enough to beat your opponent.rapiers are to swords what revolvers are to pistols.FANCY.
I have a fetish for anthro paws and hooves they make me feral
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>>550847869and you wonder why i treat you the way that i do.
>>550848160>
Dark Princess
>>550803103why is water wet anon?
AAAAAA FUCK I FIGURED OUT THE ANSWERITS LV4 OR LV20I USED ALL MY EMAILS SOMEONE INPUT THEM AND POST YOUR PERSONAL TOBY FOX RESPONSE HERE
>>550848615>LV420Really Toby
>>550848615why that?
>>550848615without sound insane explain how you came to this realization?
>>550830569>Everyone's butts are bigger in their DW forms
>>550849387>>550849387>>550849387
HEH
>>550845903Susie isn't loyal to anything.